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You are Shax Gloombreaker, Chief of Goblins, Mortal Blade of the Sea Mom, Conqueror of the Elven Forest, Ruler of three separate Thrones of Power, and most recently: Dragon Slayer! Yep. You popped a dragon's head right off. You kick it irreverently, with a compulsory, "I did it!" Boy, that was an exhausting fight.

You Have:
>50/64 BtB exp
>58/64 MSiF exp
>35/56 CyRCTHaM exp

Wow! That was, like, close to 30 exp in each category. Maybe you oughta kill more dragons? That one wasn't too bad.

>Shax's Stuff! So you can keep track: http://pastebin.com/U3hKZfAd
>Shax Company!: http://pastebin.com/mZgVD5yH
>Shax Ability Tree: http://pastebin.com/aBfqv1vP
>I'm the boss! Points: 0
>Pearls: 0

O-Oh, you... You used basically all the everything you had to take her down. Maybe next time you're in the mood to kill a dragon, you'll get super more prepared. The amount of preparation would probably take, like, twenty threads!

>You only have ten threads left. Including this one.

What!

"Hey, guys! I took her out!" There was no response the first time so you reminded them again, looking over at the portal where a sea of demons and kobolds are still fighting against the small line of defenders you have. You can't see Brokagh anymore, but Blaise's bears are holding the line reasonably well. The axe wielding girl is felling the small lizardmen left and right, but there seems to be no end to them.

What's the plan, boss?

>Crash into the kobolds, and try to sufficiently cow them into submission with sheer intimidation! You're a dragon slayer now!
>Bearbreath should be arriving with the boys soon. Try to rendezvous with them, using everything in your power to make their travel across your realm swift!
>Same thing as above, but with the goblin refugees.
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>>34014942
Did the smut get finished at ever?
>Crash into the kobolds, and try to sufficiently cow them into submission with sheer intimidation! You're a dragon slayer now!
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>>34014942
>Other
Show them the dragon head. We killed the boss, so that means we're the boss now and they gotta do what we say. Same as when we became chief.
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>>34014942
>Crash into the kobolds, and try to sufficiently cow them into submission with sheer intimidation! You're a dragon slayer now!
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>>34014942
>>Crash into the kobolds, and try to sufficiently cow them into submission with sheer intimidation! You're a dragon slayer now!
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>>34014942
>>Crash into the kobolds, and try to sufficiently cow them into submission with sheer intimidation! You're a dragon slayer now!
We need tiny lizard skulls to add to our dragon skull! They'll make it that much more impressive in comparison!
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>>34015037
This.
In fact, throw it at them like a weapon
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Alright! Give me a d20 for intimidation check! You get a bonus from Dragon Head, so don't sweat it too hard!
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>You only have ten threads left. Including this one.

;_; y u do dis chief
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Rolled 20

>>34015204
RAN-SHAMA GUIDE MY DICE
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Rolled 7

>>34015204
nat1nat1nat1
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Rolled 4

>>34015228
Oh.
Wow
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>>34015205

I made a guess around thread 20ish that I'd get bored by thread 60. It turned out to be a good guess in the early 40s. If I didn't set it to reach endgame pace by then, it would have stalled out and I woulda lost all interest by now. So, everything is working out!
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>>34015228
We've done it
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>>34015228

You dudes know how to roll during Important Checks, huh?

Writing.
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>>34015228
CHEEEEEEEEEEEE~N!
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>>34015314
Well, we have a dragon head AND a sizable retinue of creepy cyborg kobolds. I'm sure that unnerves quite a few of them. Damned if they do, damned if they don't sort of deal.
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post chens
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>>34015228
What the fuck is up with these rolls?
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>>34015474
It's because Shax is only competent when it matters.
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>>34015441

Okay.
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>>34014942
Which is the real secret gem of the universe; Shax's weapon or Shax's tummy?
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Hm. That's no good. You aren't sure you can get reinforcements in time before your defenders are overwhelmed. That means you gotta take them all on yourself! Except... Boy, there sure is a lot of them, isn't there? And all your junk is used up. I mean, they just have a one half challenge rating, but have you seen their swarm fighting talent? That can get dangerous! Especially when it is multiplied, oh, a hundred times. You can't let your boys be on the receiving end of that for too long at all!

Grabbing Nevith's head by the hair, and retrieving your sword from her decapitated body, you start to head over that way. You're a bit tuckered out, but you grew out of naptime a few years ago. At least, that is what you tell yourself, but sometimes you sneak one in. Shouting at the top of your lungs, you hold Nevith's head up high, "Hey! You rascally kobolds!" A few pay attention towards the back. The ones not being murdered by Blaise. "I killed your boss! Now I'mma kill all of you if you don't stop being mean to my friends!" A few stop, but not enough. You throw the head into the crowd and jump at them, smacking a few kobolds down and just waving your sword to smack others about to clear yourself a small area, "I really mean it!"

A lot of panicked yips are heard, and when the demonic drivers attempt to whip them back in line, they simply get swarmed over. Well, without the kobolds, there really aren't that many demons in comparison. They quickly retreat as their numbers dwindle, not confident in their ability to take on your small retinue. Brokagh is face down on the ground, but a quick check reveals he isn't dead. Just basically down for a bit, with countless wounds on his body. Yeah, Whoop will take care of that, probably.

>Press the advantage! Use the momentum to try and hunt down the dragon lady's young bride! I mean, husband.
>Secure the perimeter! Contact your steward to see what it will take to collapse a portal. It apparently is a total hassle.
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>>34015566
Shax's smile.
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Rolled 9

>>34015597
>Press the advantage! Use the momentum to try and hunt down the dragon lady's young bride! I mean, husband.
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>>34015597
>Secure the perimeter! Contact your steward to see what it will take to collapse a portal. It apparently is a total hassle.
Don't want to push our luck too far in one go. Regrouping is the best option right now.
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>>34015597
>>Secure the perimeter! Contact your steward to see what it will take to collapse a portal. It apparently is a total hassle.
I am pretty sure we do not care about random creepy doll-boys with demon armies.
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I just remembered something - It's 9 more threads til endgame and we STILL haven't had our promised beach episode.

It better me the omake/epilogue thread!
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>>34015597
>Secure the perimeter! Contact your steward to see what it will take to collapse a portal. It apparently is a total hassle.
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>>34015691
I'm really looking forward to an epilogue. Knowing Chief it would be brilliant.
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>>34015715
Stop meaningless chenposting.
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>>34015597
>>34015683
Sound, goblinish reasoning.
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>>34015597
>Press the advantage! Use the momentum to try and hunt down the dragon lady's young bride! I mean, husband.

He's our husbando now.
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>>34015597
>Secure the perimeter! Contact your steward to see what it will take to collapse a portal. It apparently is a total hassle.
Pushing in now sounds like a good way to get everyone killed.
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>>34015766
>He's our husbando now.
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>>34015789
You can't stop it.
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Alrighty!

Give me a d20 check to determine hassle levels. What is the hassletude of collapsing a portal, steward??
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>>34015831
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>>34015831
Cheeeen~
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Rolled 16

>>34015831
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>>34015831
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Rolled 8

>>34015831
It is our portal. I am sure it will collapse itself if we gently caress it with our lovely sword
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>>34015841
Jesus, why couldn't we be this competent in the ghost house.
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Rolled 19

>>34015882
Because it wasn't all that important. Come on keep up.
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>>34015841

Haha I was hopinh for something like this. Writing.
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>>34015904
So we're definitely not taking the demons, definitely taking the goblins, and probably not taking the kobolds. Any fish people who haven't already joined us probably will. Are we taking the dreugr or the animal mount people with us?
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>>34015841
I-isn't this bad?
Thats a high hassle roll
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You put a finger on your chin, "Hey, guys. Maybe I shouldn't have portals to my turf in the middle of enemy territory."

Groaning, Brokagh stands up shakily after Whoops healing efforts. "What? Isn't enemy territory actually everywhere right now? You just put a giant target sign on the entire goblin warrens by double crossing the underworld army. What's left of it, anyway."

You shrug.

Blaise claps happily and walks over to you, "Wow! You really took her out to save Manderlay! I'm so proud of you." You try not to bring up the fact that it was probably the only way to save your skin in the long run, and simply accept her congratulations/thanks while summoing your steward. He arrives quickly.

"Hey, old guy. What's it take to collapse a portal? I wanna take some back. I figure it must be something really hard to do, right?"

The steward looks a bit uncomfortable, "Collapsing a portal is a massive inconvenience, mistress. We have to reroute the positron energy influx that naturally comes from the aetheric connection to other planes, the photosynthesis tax, the mana drain on creating appropriate earthy foundations, the-"

You wave your hand to stop him, "I dunno what any of that means, what do I gotta do?"

"Oh, you just have to will it to close." He says.

"That's it?"

"Yeah, but it is a lot of paperwork for me, so please don't do it lightly." You immediately make the portal nearest to you close. "Please, at least only do the one." Squinting, and see the steady stream of goblin refugees walking into your realm.

Bearbreath walks over, "Got all the ones who wanted to come with me. Several minor tribes said they'd take their chances with the underworld empire. You collapse the goblin warrens tunnel, eliciting a groan from your steward.

"Good job Bearsy!" He narrows his eyes, "Okay, that nickname was bad."

>Engage City Builder game with goblins.
>Let the goblins sort out the living conditions with your steward, and figure out your next plan.
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>>34016483
>Engage City Builder game with goblins.

W-we're the boss...
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>>34016483
>>Let the goblins sort out the living conditions with your steward, and figure out your next plan.

Time to marry Blaise!
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>>34016483
>Let the goblins sort out the living conditions with your steward, and figure out your next plan.
Gotta get planning and moving fast.
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>>34016559
Yes please.
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>>34016559
Better now than never.
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>>34016483
>Engage City Builder game with goblins.
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>>34016483
>>Engage City Builder game with goblins.
It's not like I want to do this because I want to make a personal living chambers for the Chief in an underground beach chamber in a tunnel system.

Mom can help with this.
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>>34016483
Get some city building done so they don't try moving into your room, then start the next plan. Also get the head mounted.

It's time we planned to rule the depths, so they don't bug us as we become a goddess.
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>>34016483
>Engage City Builder game with goblins.
Make sure they set up a ferry system to Blaise's island.
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>>34016559
I am all for this
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>>34016483
>Engage City Builder game with goblins.
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>>34016559
>>34016597
>>34016614
Glorious!

So, is she moving into the castle, or are we gonna move into her cabin?
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Maids are not for marrying.
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>>34016703
She has a castle now as well remember.
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>>34015789
Pretty sure this is how loot works. She had a husbando, we beat her up and chopped her head off and took all of her stuff, so now he's our husbando.

Or something like that.

>>34016483
>Engage City Builder game with goblins.
We've gotta at least make sure they don't try and override the totally sweet decor we've got going in favor of boring ol' caves all the time.

Make sure they're nice caves, at least. Grottos or something with glowy stuff in them, so they all fit in.
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>>34016483
>>Engage City Builder game with goblins.
As for plans... we'll just do what comes naturally.
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>>34016708
That's some mighty shit taste you have there Anon.
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>>34016703
It doesn't matter, the other can just be the summer home. Probably hers because it's colder.
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>>34016483

>Let the goblins sort out the living conditions with your steward, and figure out your next plan.

The next plan is getting the last shards for that godhood thing. Right?
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>>34016735
You only loot things you want. Nobody want gross creepy puppet boys
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>>34016819
Just put it in your inventory and ignore it. That's the adventurer way.
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You are now playing Shax: Ruler of Olympus.

Select your difficulty:

>Mommy don't hurt me!
>I don't want to open up excel on the side of the program.
>The only Victory Condition is to make the movement of your citizens a living computer, and try to make your virtual city gain sentience.

Don't actually vote on that! Writing.
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>>34016703
The realms will merge into one giant castle when we marry her.
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>>34016837
So he can shit up all the stuff in there as well? No thanks.

>>34016853
>I don't want to open up excel on the side of the program.
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>>34016853
>The only Victory Condition is to make the movement of your citizens a living computer, and try to make your virtual city gain sentience.
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>>34016853
>>Mommy don't hurt me!
What is love?!
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>>34016819
He's obviously valuable, though, or dragon-lady wouldn't have asked us to go get him in the first place! You don't just throw out valuable loot because you don't personally like it; it's wasteful.

Anyway, it hardly matters. Witch boy really wanted a god vessel or something to investigate totally important magic stuff, so we can make it his husbando instead.
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>>34016853
>I don't want to open up excel on the side of the program.
You can't make me not vote.
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>>34016483
Can't Blaise set up a pathway to her domain from ours? Because that'd be convenient
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>>34016894
We can foist him onto Allonces or something. Maybe Fetid, creepy puppet guys love orc ladies, right?
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>>34016853
>The only victory condition is marrying best meido waifu
LET'S ROCK, THEN
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>>34016912
>Anyway, it hardly matters. Witch boy really wanted a god vessel or something to investigate totally important magic stuff, so we can make it his husbando instead.
This, good Sir, is an excellent suggestion.
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>>34016853
>The only Victory Condition is to make the movement of your citizens a living computer, and try to make your virtual city gain sentience.
Still voting for goblin fortress
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>>34016938
Allonces is busy getting all the dark elf boys and I don't think Fetid is that kind of girl.
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>>34016935
Her domain is already right over there anon. Don't you see that hut with cute bears around?
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>>34016912
This would probably bother Allonces so it has my full support.
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>>34016956
I hope he can handle that whole "the world should start to incenerate by his mere presence in it" thing he was talking about
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>>34016973
Oh, hey.

Let's see if we can blend them. A massive, over-ground castle refashioned in the good ol' goblin fashion, with a dungeon of darkness underneath to provide that feel of cramped, dark tunnels, and surrounded by a ring of ice.
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So...

KILL NEVITH
MARRY BLAISE
FUCK ALLONCES

Is this correct for Shax's plans?
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Give me a d20 check, actually. To see how quickly you can settle things into place. Time is a bit of an issue here, and a bad roll will mean you leave things half heartedly slapped together before you run back out.
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>>34017008
You forgot KILL THE HUNGERER and also get more turtles.
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>>34017008
Da
>said nyanmet
indeed captcha
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>>34017023
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>>34017002
>>34017008
I'm starting to worry just how serious you guys are about this.
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Rolled 11

>>34017023
All the things go wonky!
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Rolled 9

>>34017023
BLAISE GUIDE MY DICE!
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Rolled 15

>>34017023
nat1 pls
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>>34016992
incinerate has two 'i's in it, anon.
Think of the word 'cinder.'

>>34017008
>Fuck Allonces
>NTR
Pls go and stay go
unless it's consensual on all parts
Also, we need to kill god
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>>34017023
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>>34016992
That was WITHOUT the god-vessel, pretty sure.
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>>34017023
Half-heartedly slapped-together is the Goblin way.
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>>34017043
>vote didn't matter
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>>34017035
Look man I don't know what kind of hick country you come from. But docking planes with a girl and not marrying her is just scummy.
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>>34017071
B-but da chief said not to vote!
Why would the vote matter?

>>34017100
It's the scummiest!
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>>34017052
Just one of them! Probably. It doesn't sound like he has friends so it should be fine.
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BlaisexAlloncesxShax threesome smut when, Chief? I need my fix of delicious yuri smut.

Also, someone post the bothgirls.jpg for me, I'm currently on my phone.
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>>34017141
I agree, he sounds like a dick!
It just wasn't on the list!
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>>34017100
But blending!? It's so personal, and, and...a lot of paperwork!

Also, you may as well just do that in Manderlay, where we plant the scepter thing.
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>>34017164
HAS there been any smut?
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>>34017043

Alright. Writing! Seems to be about what I was looking for. Dice are handy.
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>>34017173
Paperwork is what we pay our steward for.
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>>34017164
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>>34017220
Technicaly, we don't pay him, but the point still stands.
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>>34017255
We don't pay him because he doesn't do any paperwork does he.
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>>34017071
>Implying I was voting and not just spicing up my post so it stood out
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>>34017195
So you've been controlling them all along!
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>>34017248
>elf Hitomi
I lol'd

>>34017255
Wait, are we talking about our goblin stewardess, or our planar steward?
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>>34017330
>Wait, are we talking about our goblin stewardess, or our planar steward?
Could be either really...
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>>34017330
The planar one. Who else is going to work through the paperwork for demigod marriage. At least the goblin one seems to do her job.
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>>34017248
...uhhhhh I have this?
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>>34017367
I guess.

How many thrones does Blaise have, anyways?
I've forgotten. Shax has three, though, right?
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>>34017448
WHY NO LGA?!

sorry offtopic
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>>34017477
Shax has 4, Blaise has 3 now.
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>>34017493
Really? 3 light thrones, yeah, but when did we get a 4th?
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>>34017493
hot

When'd we get a fourth?
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>>34017557
I'm sure there are 4 light thrones. I got mentioned pretty recently I think.
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>>34017586
Isn't there only 3 for each element?
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>>34017638
>>34017557
It has been 4 from the start. The priest dude who told us about them said to destroy the 4 and gave the map. Isntead we took them over.
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>>34017638
That reminds me, we should get the water and fire thrones sometime as well.
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>>34017682
>10 threads left

Unfortunately...
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>>34017679
I think we skipped one of them because we were fed up with that shitty undead continent
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>>34017682
And make a sauna.
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>>34017701
No we didn't, we own the whole light plane remember.
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>>34017698
Did you not see all those cool titles in the opening post? I can't see conquering the thrones for 2 elements taking more time than 1 thread.
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Also: maid points when?
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"My chieftess, civic planning requires more funding." "Wild turtles could provide excellent mounts." "Your devotion to the gods is lacking. We must construct additional temples to prove our faith." "Increase taxes, my chieftess, or we will not be able to afford the civic duties we are responsible for."

Ahhhh! This is why you hire other people!

It takes all day, but you manage to a tunnelling crew, organize some kind of moss growing organization to farm rations, dig up a couple breeding pits, utilize turtles as farm animals, and have various stone lizards begin assisting the manual labor of getting things constructed. After a few hours of complaints from advisors, you go crazy and dump everything off on your secretary, auntie, Milda, and a few others. You stayed for a few moments, but got a headache when you steward suggested creating 'grids'. Wow who even has time for that? Interestingly, however, shrines of the Hungerer seem to be falling apart in your realm as soon as they are made.

After a few more hours, Blaise walks up to you, "Hey, Shax. You could probably spend the rest of your life here, you know? Just managing goblins."

That seems... super boring. But she has a point. You could just camp out in here with your minions for the rest of your life, probably. You're good to go. Anything you choose to do now, will be purely for your own amusement. Because you wanted to. That's a first. And pretty weird.

Well, boss. You don't have to have a plan now. What do you WANT to do? You think about all the stuff you've got unresolved, and know there is plenty for an ambitious young goblin like yourself to get to!

>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!
>Let's help Allonces and witch boy figure out some god vessel junk!
>Let's go take on the underworld empire personally! I'mma comin' for you Matriarch!
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Since I'm never around for the votes, I'm just going to rant on a general strategy for setting up Shax's place.

>Plant scepter
>Summon underground mossy habitat
>House goblins in there
>cyborg kobolds start digging out expansions and mazes
>Blaise makes a small ice fort
>Duke guy sends some guys over to build a real fort
>Crystal it up, stick a glarestone on top
>Have Blaise create a general aura of dimness
>Turn glarestone into giant lighthouse
>Guardians EVERYWHERE

>>34017757
oh look, you already did it.
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>>34017757
>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!
All the maid points. ALL OF THEM.
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>>34017724
Then there's only three light thrones. Check the OP and also, like, every thread for the last however many threads. We've got three thrones.
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>>34017757
>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!
All the maido points!
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>>34017757
>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!

The Matriarch is way too hot to fight!
And we need to please the Blaise~!
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>>34017757
>Pharoah
Oh yeah.

>shrines of the Hungerer seem to be falling apart
YES YES YES

>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!

Also, can we look for some more thrones?
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>>34017757
>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!
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>>34017724
We have 3 servants, the stewart, the butler, and the lady/lybrarian/whatever. First we got the cave/beach, then the lybrary, then the castle.
We have 3 thrones.
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>>34017757
>>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!
Obedience training intensifies.
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>>34017757
>>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!
Also rez dragongal for more meidos.
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>>34017757
>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!
Gotta get points.
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>>34017729
You forget how Shax navigates, then
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>>34017757
>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!
God vessel isn't going anywhere.
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>>34017757
>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!
Gotta waifu Blaise.
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>>34017836
seconding, but instead let's get that god vessel to witchboy, we don't want it shitting up our new property(the world)
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>>34017757
>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!

"But why did you betray the underworld, kill a dragon, and save an empire that hates you, Shax?"

And Shax said only two words "Maid points."
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>>34017757
>Let's go bail Manderlay out of a jam for maximum maid points!

Why is that graphical representation of our settlement populated by what appears to be man-sized ambulatory penises?
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>>34017757
We looted that dragon corpse, right?
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>>34017935
Those are the crumbling shrines to the Hungerer.
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You dudes really want the maid points, huh? Alright then! Writing!
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>>34017964
Speaking of which, we need to give the head to smith-girl so she can make us a wicked cool hat.
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>>34018086
don't forget Sea Mom points
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>>34018089
isn't the head a humanoid head? Or did it turn into a dragon head after we decapiteted her?
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>>34018118
Now that you mention it, I'm not sure. I really hope it turned back, humanoid heads are no good as hats.
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>>34018096
Sea mom really is the best. She's saved Shax's life tons of times and I'm pretty sure this is the only thing she asked us to do.
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>>34018236
Sea mom is best mom.

I wanna hug her.
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>>34018086
They already docked planes! Shax has to take responsibility!
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>>34018281
She really is wouldworship/10.
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Whoever wanted TMNT Shax, I finally got around to making a super sketchy version. I'll try to do a cleaner version, but I might not get around to it.

Sorry it took so crazy long, some personal stuff came up and I couldn't figure out what I wanted to do with it for the longest time, so I kept redoing what little I had.
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>>34018236
>the only thing she asked us to do
I feel like "condemn the world to eventually be perpetually underwater" is a pretty big "only thing".

Doesn't make her any less great, but still.

>>34018338
Pretty fuckin' adorable.
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>>34018376
>"condemn the world to eventually be perpetually underwater" is a pretty big "only thing".
Yeah but all the people we care about will be dead by then so who cares.
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Sea Mom and Land Dad need to get back together.
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>>34018338
Great work, anon!
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>>34018086
Well we need to get all the maid points if we have any hope of affording the "Marry Blaise" maid bonus.
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>>34018429
You mean Sea Mom and Land Mom ?
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>>34018532
The secret ulterior motive is that Sea Mom is only asking us to flood the world because it's going to make Land REDACTED wet.
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You cross your arms and look at Blaise, "Hmm, well. I mean, I told Sea Mom I'd plant a staff in Manderlay, and I can't really have her cultists help me if they're all dead, right? FIrst things, first! I'mma keep my promises! Let's load up, we're going to Manderlay!" You quickly snap your fingers, to try and organize the boys before you remember you haven't slept in, like, twenty hours. "Tomorrow!"

You have a super restful night with a nice dream of riding around on a turtle and being a ninja before you wake up, stretching and yawning. Your steward has apparently prepared, and when you head out to summon the boys you're presented with a full army. Most of them are conscripts from the various goblin tribes, but you have quite a lot of soldiers here. "Wow, jeez. You guys all want to save Manderlay, too?"

"Save it? Who said that? We're just tryin' to loot the place!" "That's called saving it, dummy." "Shax saves a lot of people!" "I don't want her to save me like she saved that dragon." "Did she actually kill a dragon? I thought that was made up. Cause I mean, what kinda goblin could kill a dragon? I mean really. Really."

The boys who are experienced with you are yelling at the rest of the minions to get in line as they form up what passes for ranks. After everything gets (sort of) organized, you head out of the witch boy's portal. He's standing at his hut, and his face becomes increasingly upset as more goblins continue to pour out. "I'm going to have to move, aren't I?"

You've got a large amount of cavalry, and a ridiculous amount of light skirmishes. You have very few heavy infantry, and miles to cover filled with demons and kobolds. They're disorganized now, but they've got a demon prince leader somewhere out there. What's the plan?

>Just mop up the area, trying to get information from those you can.
>Let Xab collect kobolds, convert them to his cult, and mine them for information.
>Go for the demons! Find the bosses and beat them up.
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>>34018573
>Hmm? I've only been using my epipelagic zone and you're already this wet. You're quite the dirty little land, aren't you?
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>>34018668
>>Let Xab collect kobolds, convert them to his cult, and mine them for information.

THE SINGULARITY IS NIGH!

>>34018674
O-oh my.
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>>34018668
>Xab Nab Info Grab
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>>34018668
>>Let Xab collect kobolds, convert them to his cult, and mine them for information.
Resistance is futile, kobold-kind will be assimilated.
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>>34018674
>No! But I subduct from there!
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>>34018668
>Let Xab collect kobolds, convert them to his cult, and suicide bomb to create MORE CHAOS
>Charge for the demons while they lack reinforcements
>Send the nature types(tree people, bearbreath) to aid the Manderlay Forces in creating defensible positions and fortifications.

I want my Boss point, damnit
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>>34018837
Seconding.
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>>34018740

Code name Xab Nab Info Grab is commence

Give me a d20 to see the degree to which Xab's Cult grows.
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Rolled 17

>>34018940
COMON BABY
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Rolled 14

>>34018940
20 coming thru pls move
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Rolled 9

>>34018940
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Rolled 5

>>34018940
LET'S GO
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>>34018940
do NOT cyborg them, they'll stand out. Have them run around exploding so that nobody will know which kobolds are on whose side.
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>>34018958
ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN

>>34019008
You shut your whore mouth.
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>>34019008
How do you intend to make them explode?
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>>34018958

Good enough for me, if it is good enough for you.

Writing.
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>>34019019
dreugr explosives. We've been doing that already
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>>34018668
>>Go for the demons! Find the bosses and beat them up.
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>>34018958
yay, my first time rolling in ages
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>>34019018
>You shut your whore mouth.
what did I say wrong?
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>>34019008
>do NOT cyborg
>>34019152
that.
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>>34019174
ah. I see your point. I'm just saying it's difficult to disguise as the enemy kobolds when you have frikkin sweet cyborg implants sticking out.
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Rolled 20

>>34019244
TERMINATOR

KOBOLDS
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>>34019244
Not if they have STEALTH FIELD GENERATORS!

>>34019265
HAHA! YEEEESSSSSSS
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>>34019265

welp
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>>34019303
best grill
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>>34019265
You raise a convincing arguement.

>>34019303
even Aile? I'll double down with fan art, then.
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>>34019087
we do not have undead making bombs
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>>34019425
Duergar, not draugr!

Y'all anons are silly.
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>>34019425
have I been spelling it wrong?

>>34019447
oh, I have
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The fields of Manderlay are pure chaos. Even a goblin army looks like the paragon of order compared to the mass scampering about of kobolds. Anytime your regiment approaches a decent enough sized group of them, they scatter. You can only occasionally catch a demon trying to carve out his own personal slice of hell on the Plains with a kobold group, but they have little information to give. The god vessel had a demon prince in it, right? Killing him should slow things down around here. But you can't locate the boy. And the demon lieutenants are no help.

One strange thing, you noticed, is that Xab's ranks are swelling. Always used as an irregularly unit, his group of kobolds just keeps growing. You pull the weirdo aside. "Hey, Xab, what is the deal?"

"What do you mean, boss?"

Crossing your arms, you glare at him, "I mean how do you keep getting recruits? And I swear there are more creepy robot kobolds than before. I don't like the red eyes and hook claw things!"

Xab shakes his head, "Well, they're my toys and I like 'em that way." You notice the dark elf stalker behind a tree staring at you. She seems to clench her fists anytime you move near Xab. "Besides, I'm working on ways around that. TK-2k! Come over here!" A normal looking kobold walks over, "Behold, the latest upgrade!"

You stare at it. "That's a regular kobold, you looney."

Xab just chuckles and snaps his finger. The scales seem to melt away, leaving a robotic kobold skeleton. Creepy. "With this, I'll infiltrate their ranks! Learn everything they know!"

Turns out they know jack squat because they're kobolds.

But! You did find out where the 'scariest super demon' is! He is apparently sieging Manderlay right now.

>Gather more kobolds! We've got to get a proper infiltrator army!
>Go for the head! We'll take out the boss here and now!
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>>34019667
>>Go for the head! We'll take out the boss here and now!
And then he can marry witchboy.
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>>34019667
>Send a Kobold back in time to kill the demon before he was even born.

failing that

>Go for the head!
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>>34019667
>>Go for the head! We'll take out the boss here and now!
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>>34019667
I'd rather counter-siege

>Cut off the supplies of the guys sieging Manderlay
>send Nature types to help out the Manderlay side defend
>Bring looted supplies to goblins or make a real base
>Starve the boss before facing him
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>>34019809
I'm not sure we have enough threads left for that.
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>>34019667
>>Go for the head! We'll take out the boss here and now!

>>34019771
>witchboy
I swear to Shax, nobody in this thread can spell! It's 'Blaise'! B-L-A-I-S-E.
I repeat, W-I-F-E, Blaise!
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>>34019771
>Stealing Allonce's pet
How rude
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>>34019667
>Go for the head! We'll take out the boss here and now!
Take the few infiltrators Xab does have and get them hidden in with some of the non-Boss-but-still-important-lookin' demons so that when we take out the big guy they get to hear where the guys who are in charge after the Boss bites it tell everybody to try and retreat to.

That way we don't have to track all the stragglers down the hard way after all's said and done.
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>>34019863
Not Shax marrying him, witch boy marrying the demon prince because he wanted a god vessel and Shax thinks that is a necessary bit.
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>>34019925
Ah! I see!
This plan is far more acceptable!
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>>34019891
She still has Alfonse.
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You guys got some complicated suggestions this time.

Well, I'll try my best to mash them together! Writing!
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You run a finger over your chin. "Let's just murder the guy, alright?" Allonces raises her hand. "So let's head out, and kill him." Allonces makes little 'ooh ooh, me, me' noises, "Anyone got any suggestions before we go?" A small whining noise is heard from the elf, and you sigh. "Yes, Allonces?"

"Hey! I don't know much about siegecraft but I do know that you basically gotta wait out the defenders and to do that you need supplies except this dude has no supply lines so how is he sieging Manderlay so I guess what I'm tryin to say is that if we figure out who he is getting supplies that could be a big bonus on helping defeat him since his army is way too huge!" She rattles out this one giant sentence in a single breath, and looks strangely satisfied after saying it.

"That's a good point, how is he getting supplies to feed all those kobolds? They can practically eat garbage, like goblins," Sitri looks around, then scratches the back of her head, "Ah, sorry. But the point remains: Where is he getting the food for this? Let's try to find that out."

Xab shrugs, "My recruits say that demons just sorta show up with it."

Whoop nods, "Ah, yes, gating. This one is familiar with it. The Sea Mom will supply us with demons from the depths in times of great need. This is, of course, under water, however."

"How does gatin' work, then?"

Whoop shrugs, "This one is uncertain. But something acts as a catalyst to allow them to be summoned. Similar to the honored one's pearls and portals, this one wagers."

So, you've got to sever the supplies by hunting down their 'throne' whatever that may be? Demons aren't elemental in nature, so they have to have a different connectino to the plane, you remember that much.

>Go ask the earth elemental if he has felt any demonic disturbances great enough to serve as a gating catalyst!
>That's too complicated let's just kill the boss and sort out the rest later.
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>>34020726
>Go ask the earth elemental if he has felt any demonic disturbances great enough to serve as a gating catalyst!
We must know about them so that we can loot them!
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>>34020726
>Go ask the earth elemental if he has felt any demonic disturbances great enough to serve as a gating catalyst!
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>>34020726
>>Go ask the earth elemental if he has felt any demonic disturbances great enough to serve as a gating catalyst!

Whoa, haven't seen this guy in a long time! It's like meeting a friend we haven't seen in 50 threads!
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>>34020726
>>Go ask the earth elemental if he has felt any demonic disturbances great enough to serve as a gating catalyst!
We be thinking strat-ee-jick-ly now.
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>>34020726
>Go ask the earth elemental if he has felt any demonic disturbances great enough to serve as a gating catalyst!

Looks like Allonces has earned a treat!

We have Elfy Snacks, right?
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>>34020726
I miss Earth guy, but either way:
>send nature types to buy time/etc.
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>>34020860
Why do you keep thinking nature types would be so much of a help?
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>>34020726
Hey, Chief, do we get a Boss point for this?
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>>34020888
Who else in our raid party can build defenses? I guess sending trap people might work too, but these are demons: I don't think traps bother them as much.

Or do you want to send Blaise in?
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>>34020951
We don't need defenses. Who cares if some boring people die? They knew what they were signing up for when they chose to follow Shax, the worst leader.
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Even when there are no sidequests, you invent sidequests to take and then do. I see.

The way of sidequest is eternal.

Writing.
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>>34020951
Wouldn't the nature guys be the worst at building defenses? When have the tree guys or bearbreaths construction skills been mentioned? They all sleep out side for god sake.
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>>34020982
The problem is when they all die and the demons flank us while we're trying to flank them.

>>34021005
Growing stuff to reinforce, vines/mud to slow down the enemy, and animals to harrass.
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>>34021037
But the tree guys cant do that can they? Bearbreaths the only one with any real skills and hes only one guy. Besides, have you ever played dominions? Animals suck.
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>>34020985
goddamn that ass is fat

like

goddamn
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>>34021076
The tree guys are...tanky? and less evil looking. Got any suggestions?
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>>34021115
We gather all the boys and beat the hell out of demon boy until he gives us a bunch of stuff and leaves there by ending the siege.
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>>34021091

It makes me pretty sweaty, mang
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>>34021206
Allonces makes me sweaty, I like her more than Blaise.
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>>34021263
>I like her more than Blaise.
Heresy.
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>>34021263
>

I can't even >imply anything, because that's just completely heretical
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>>34021263

Allonces was fine for a while, because she was all we had. Blaise in superior in all ways.

Makes me wonder what woulda happened had we spared that shaman club-girl
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>>34021263
I agree. Allonces is best brat.

Blaise is still best maid.
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>>34021263

Is Allonces really that sexual? I got no clue man.
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>>34021263
>why not both?
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>>34021392
She thinks she is! Good enough for me.
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>>34021392
I'd guess it's probably just that she's an elf?

Blaise is clearly best everything. I'm pretty sure waifuing her has been my sole goal in this quest from the time she was first introduced.
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Blaise interjects into the conversation in a very unmaid like fashion, with an exasperated sigh, "Look, if you're trying to detect a great aetheric disturbance on that scale, then you'll have to have a complete elemental connection with the known area. I'm pretty sure you don't have any geomancers in your army!" She glances about, "...Do you? 'Cause I really don't know with you sometimes. And I know you definitely aren't friends with any major earth elementals." Xab raises his hand, Whoop chuckles, and a few other of your long standing companions look like they really want to say something. 'Oh wow you do why does that even surprise me you're complete bullshit sometimes you know that Shax what the hell' Is what you would hear if you could read her mind, but instead she just sighs heavily.

"Alright! So let's go see the Earth Elemental real quick!" You point in the direction you think the earth elemental is in, before Kuzr and Gneb sigh.

"Boss, he ain't in that direction. Do you really want to get lost again?" You really don't. You decide that, in your official capacity as boss, that you can let them lead the way.

It takes a while, but you end up at the familiar giant tree and the staircase leading to the earth elemental. You descend quickly. "Hey! Golem giving guy! Thanks for the golems! I kinda wasted some, but that's okay, right?" You give the air a thumbs up.

OH WOW LOOK WHO IS BACK. WHAT HAS IT BEEN? A FEW DAYS?

"It has been several months, though."

LOOK IT IS REALLY HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF TIME IN A CAVE UNDERGROUND ALRIGHT. ARE YOU HERE TO ASK WHAT I WANT? BECAUSE SOME CRAZY STUFF IS GOING DOWN OVERHEAD. I MEAN, DEMON KIND OF STUFF.

"Yeah I've noticed."

YOU HAVE? WAS IT THE MASSIVE DEMON INVASION THAT YOU NOTICED? WOW HOW DID YOU CATCH THAT ONE.

His sarcasm isn't appreciated.

>Berate him and boss him about when you ask for help. He is clearly an 'M'.
>Be all cute and demure to try and win him over. He is clearly a 'S' and a 'LC'.
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>>34021478
I just wanted to hit things and get mad loot.
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>>34021495
>>Be all cute and demure to try and win him over. He is clearly a 'S' and a 'LC'.

Shax is the best at being cute and demure. No one can match her!
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>>34021495
>Berate him and boss him about when you ask for help. He is clearly an 'M'.
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>>34021495
>Be all cute and demure to try and win him over. He is clearly a 'S' and a 'LC'.
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>>34021495
>Promise him a date with Sitri if he helps.
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>>34021495
>Be all cute and demure to try and win him over. He is clearly a 'S' and a 'LC'.
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>>34021495
>Act like actually noticing that a demon invasion was in the process of happening is really impressive
Or like pretend to not notice he was being sarcastic and go along with it.
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>>34021495
>a 'S'
>not "an 'S'"
If it's a single letter or an initialism, you use AN, not A.

>Be all cute and demure to try and win him over. He is clearly a 'S' and a 'LC'.
I don't know what S or LC mean, but something tells me LC means lolicon
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>>34021495
Tie him up. He's into B.
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>>34021495
>Be all cute and demure to try and win him over. He is clearly a 'S' and a 'LC'.
I guess we should thank him for the rockin sword upgrade.
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>>34021567
M: Masochist
S: Sadist
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Alright! Give me a d20 check to see how well Shax can pull off demure! pls nat 1
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Rolled 6

>>34021724
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Rolled 1

>>34021724
Shax a cutest and most understated.
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Rolled 13

>>34021724
All you need to do is ask.
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>>34021739
Ask and you shall receive.
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>>34021724
>>34021739
BAHAHAHAHA
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>>34021703
I figured it was something like that, but I've never really wanted to know bad enough to ask, y'know?

>>34021739
>1
>pic related
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>>34021739
this actually is perfect
impossible to better represent the attitude of the average /tg/ MC.
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>>34021739
Oh my god.
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We did it, guys. Shax is the winner all of the modesty awards forever.
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>>34021739

you did it

You made my day!

Writing.
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>>34021739
Shax can only pull off a proper demure-ness for Blaise.
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>>34021881
So what happens? Do we fail so hard we win?
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>>34021739
Dis oughta be gud.
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>>34021830
>we
No, no, it was all you.
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>>34021890
>Shax can only pull off a proper demure-ness for Blaise.
Don't we go around making BDSM jokes at her expense?
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>>34022037
Yeah, demure.
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>>34021881
That lady's shirt-thing looks SUPER uncomfy, by the way.

I mean, those cords are clearly digging into her fatty-fats.
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>>34022189
How is she supposed to train being uncomfortable without being uncomfortable at all times? It is a sign that she is a hardened warrior.
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>>34021739
Shax is only cute when she isn't trying to be cute.
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>>34022337
Wrong, Shax is always cute.
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Sitri leans over, "Hey, this is just my instinct, but I think this guy is an 'S'."

You screw your eyebrows together, "What's that? Other than a letter, of course." Even you knew that. Duh!

"Well, it... I mean, that is to say. He would probably enjoy it if you were all meek and stuff?" Sitri taps her cheek with a finger, thinking over how to explain it.

"Meek?" That doesn't seem boss like.

"Yeah, act all cutesy and shy and stuff. You're pretty cute, so I'm sure you know how. Act like you're begging a present from your dad or something."

"I ain't ever had no dad." Who would give a kid a present, anyway? Seems like a waste!

"No, not like that."

"I think I got it. Thanks for the advice! You just watch!" You stamp off towards the Earth Elemental. When you get there you cross your arms, "Oh, jeez, I seem to have gotten all lost out in the forest."

WHAT

"If only some sorta dumb earth elemental could help me outta here." You roll your eyes, "He's the only one wise enough to help a poor little girl like me, you know? Why, if he could just tell me the source of the Ay Terrific distur beens then I'd be able to solve the problem lickity split. Uh, mister. Please or something." You turn to Sitri and give her a thumbs up.

She doesn't see it, because her face is in her hands.

I MEAN, I COULD TELL YOU I GUESS. I DON'T WANT THE FOREST TO BURN DOWN

"Oh wow that would be so helpful and I would be ever so greatful." You narrow your eyes, "But you ain't gettin' none of my treasure, hear?" Then you go back to being all wide eyed, "Gee, it would be wonderful or something if you could, dumb mister rock guy." Your face hurts so you go back to a standard grumpy look.

ALRIGHT I MEAN WHAT IS THE HARM IN IT

He starts to list the aetheric disturbances in the area.

YOUR ATTITUDE COULD USE A LITTLE WORK THOUGH. I'M JUST TELLING YOU BECAUSE I LIKE THAT ONE GIRL WITH THE AXE.

Sitri leans over, and whispers "I think he knows that blaise is a hard 'M'."
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That's it for today!


You Get:
>53/64 BtB exp
>61/64 MSiF exp
>38/56 CyRCTHaM exp

Wow! That... wasn't a lot of exp. There is always next thread?

Anyway! Thank you for playing and reading and stuff! I ran a little longer since I was typing slow as HELL tonight, for some reason. I hope you all enjoyed it! Next thread Monday! Let's track down that dumb demon boy and get us a spare godvessel!

You can ask me questions on my ask.fm at

http://ask.fm/ChiefGloombreaker

And you can follow me on twitter at

https://twitter.com/Fouldrinking

This is in case you wanna see when the next thread is up or ask me trivial questions. Hope to see you next thread, and I hope you guys had a good time!
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>>34022427
>I'M JUST TELLING YOU BECAUSE I LIKE THAT ONE GIRL WITH THE AXE.
ROCK GUY CONFIRMED FOR BEST TASTE
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>>34022427
>I'M JUST TELLING YOU BECAUSE I LIKE THAT ONE GIRL WITH THE AXE.
Really? You know her axe could use a little hardening or whatever dumb rock guys do to weapons like you did to my sword. Since you like her so much.
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>>34022427
We need to ask Blaise what Sitri means by "hard M"
and we should tell Sitri that we're a hard S because S stands for Shax
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>>34022427
>Sitri leans over, and whispers "I think he knows that blaise is a hard 'M'."

Way too lewd
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>>34022494
Sweet thread Chief, thanks for running.
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>>34022494
Thanks for running, boss.
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>>34022427
>Sitri leans over, and whispers "I think he knows that blaise is a hard 'M'."

So that means Blaise enjoys being our maid! Pervert!
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>>34022560
If 'S' stands for Shax, 'M' obviously stands for Maid.

Elemental guy is really perceptive; he even noticed the demonic invasion and everything.
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>>34022494
So when does Shax get to marry Blaise

Because that is definitely a thing that is happening
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>>34022662
But can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>34022715
I don't think it is actually happening? They're super cute and all but this isn't a romance story and it'd feel really weird if they did anything like that.

At best I'd expect an open-ended epilogue where you can imagine them getting married all you want.
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>>34022715
After we save Manderlay and get maximum Maid Points. We'll spend them all on Marrying Blaise.



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