>>34009696

So here we are again, in the mind of Cinder the Khornette. Now we’ll see how you fare outside of tutorial Lake. Maybe it’ll crash and burn, maybe you’ll go find a Tyranid Bioship and feast on its heart. Who knows. I don’t.But you should totally do that last thing.

If you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. I’d like to think I’ll do Chaos justice here though. The key thing at the end of the day is to have fun, whatever that means in this instance.

Twitter: @ELHMk1
Normal Run Time: Thursdays @ 8pm EST (GMT-5)
Archive Link (includes sup/tg/, foolz, waifu reference, and other such info):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharing

Cinder’s character sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharing

All rolls will go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure. The tens value of your infamy score is how many rerolls a session you’ll get (max of 2). Standard 40k stuff, just simplified.

Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence.

If you have any questions/etc, now’s the time. Otherwise, I’ll push the first bit in about ten minutes.

>>34009704
Glad to see this running but unfortunately the timezones hate me so I'm heading to bed now at 3am, good luck all, I look forward to catching up on this when I wake up.

“Dat spikey fing iz sniking us wif our own ‘arms!”

“I thoughtz da red wunz ‘ere suppos’ ta be fast, not ‘ard!”

“Shaddap you’z! Rukk it harder!”

Not one to be idle, “today” started off with you joining the fringes of battle against “Daemon-Killa’s” WAAAGH! in the shadow of the Bronze Fortress itself. Thus far the Orks have served to be the perfect test material for your new claws. Muscle, metal, nothing is above being torn in twain. Even better, there’s no end to their numbers.

Still, you’re earning no real glory in this endless cycle of bloodshed. No songs will be sung of the time Cinder smacked a few Orks around for sport. It might be time to move onto other fields of carnage…

> [1] Well you’re already here. It couldn’t hurt to briefly visit the Throne of Skulls itself to pay tribute.
> [2] These pauldrons and claws have been wonderful thus far, no thanks to Wormbag’s pathetic craftsmanship. Maybe you should obtain more raw material for further armor. (Int)
> [3] No glory huh? Maybe if you found the Warboss… (Per)
> [4] Move on another Chaos God’s domain
> [5] Attempt to find a tear in the Materium from which to emerge from (Int)
> [6] Write in

>>34009891
>> [3] No glory huh? Maybe if you found the Warboss… (Per)
OUR CHOPPY IS BETTA THAN HIS CHOPPY

>>34009891
>[3] No glory huh? Maybe if you found the Warboss… (Per)

>>34009891
>[3] No glory huh? Maybe if you found the Warboss… (Per)
Our klaw is better than his klaw!

We can also totally steal his gob as a trophy/armor materials too.

>>34009918
>>34009925
>>34010012

Get to rolling.

Rolled 1

>>34010029

Rolled 39

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>>34010042

...Well then. Writing~

>>34010042
Hot damn, looks like we're done rolling

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>>34010042
Based

Fresh mook-tier demon vs. ork warboss
I don't see this going well, even with protagonist powers

>>34010098
demons reform unless killed by special, demon-killing weapons, we'll be fine

>>34010098
Even I'd we go out like a champ I'll be happy

we should have gone to the materium and slaughtered some humans.
Much better skulls/effort ratio

>>34009891

You’re 100% sure that the Warboss is the biggest, meanest, and greenest Ork around. From atop your self-made pile of corpses, you scan the field for Tuska the Daemon-Killa. It’s no easy task, but soon you’ve separated out both him and his Nobs amid the fray. Tuska himself is currently engaged with three Bloodletters, though neither side seems to be gaining any ground. Each swing of their fiery instruments of death is knocked aside by the Warboss’ Power Klaw before being met with an equal attack. As for the Nobs, they’re in various states of being routed by the lesser Daemons involved.

The longer you watch, the more time you waste. That said, if three Bloodletters are having difficulty, what chance do you have?

> [1] These Bloodletters were clearly brought up under Wormbag. Carve a path to Tuska and join the fray (WS)
> [2] A Warboss might be a bit much for you at the moment. But you could still kill a Nob or two… (WS)
> [3] You came, you killed, you saw. Now it’s time to head elsewhere
> [4] Write in

>>34010277
>[1] These Bloodletters were clearly brought up under Wormbag. Carve a path to Tuska and join the fray (WS)

>>34010277
>[2] A Warboss might be a bit much for you at the moment. But you could still kill a Nob or two… (WS)

>>34010277
>4
Ambush the Warboss from behind.

>>34010277
> [1] These Bloodletters were clearly brought up under Wormbag. Carve a path to Tuska and join the fray (WS)
Yeeeeesss

>>34010277

> [1] These Bloodletters were clearly brought up under Wormbag. Carve a path to Tuska and join the fray (WS)

What kind of shitty Bloodletters can't win a 3v1?

>>34010208
I do want to get out of the Warp after this.
>>34010277
> 4
Jump on a bloodletter's back and ride him onto battle

>>34010277
Red > green. This is the universal fact of everything.

> [1] These Bloodletters were clearly brought up under Wormbag. Carve a path to Tuska and join the fray (WS)

>>34010294
>>34010319
>>34010322
>>34010411

Make with the rolls.

>>34010322
The kind without banging breasts.

Rolled 60

>>34010422
We strong!

Rolled 51

>>34010422

Rolled 72

>>34010422

Rolled 43

>>34010422
KHORNE BE ME

Rolled 91

>>34010422

Rolled 97

>>34010422
Rollin'

>>34010443
>>34010449
>>34010453
>>34010455
The pain is real.

>>34010443
>>34010449
>>34010453

Well, you tried. And that's all Nurgle asks. Wait... Writing~

>>34009704
>Tyranid Bioship and feast on its heart.
So THAT'S why you were researching Bioship Hearts...

>>34010277
>[3] You came, you killed, you saw. Now it’s time to head elsewhere
Hehhehhehheh...

>>34010469

Yeah, maaaaaaaybe taking on a warboss straight out of the spawning pool wasn't the smartest idea after all.

Oh, well, thinking is for Tzeentch anyway!

>>34010469
> Nurgle
We gonna get punched so hard we wake up in the Garden, aren't we?

Wish our breasts were bigger. Maybe then we wouldn't get crumped so ard

>>34010609
YES!!!

>>34010277

In your rush to be fighting Tuska NOW, you get a little careless as you weave through the battlefield. A nick here, a gash there, nothing major of course (-1 Wound). It might have been best to be more cautious, but one cannot always be on the defensive.

Now a good 40m meters away from the Warboss, you’re able to better see why the Bloodletters are having problems. You knew he was a big Ork, but this is the difference between a pebble and a boulder. He’s able to deflect their blows simply because one hand is all it takes. Not to say he hasn’t taken any wounds of his own, but this is going to require… finesse.

> [1] Finesse? What are you a human? You’re going straight in. (WS)
> [2] Maneuver behind the Warboss, then strike when there’s an opening (Ag + Per)
> [3] Rally your brethren into a proper fighting force and then attack as one (Fel)
> [4] Write In

>>34010634
> [3] Rally your brethren into a proper fighting force and then attack as one (Fel)
Leadership is Khorne right?

>>34010634
>[1] Finesse? What are you a human? You’re going straight in. (WS)

Rolled 1

>>34010634
>[3] Rally your brethren into a proper fighting force and then attack as one (Fel)

>>34010634
>[2] Maneuver behind the Warboss, then strike when there’s an opening (Ag + Per)
BACKSTAB!!!

>>34010634

> [1] Finesse? What are you a human? You’re going straight in. (WS)

REMOVE WARBOSS

>>34010634
>[1] Finesse? What are you a human? You’re going straight in. (WS)

This is your kill for your glory and by Khorne you are going to claim it.

>>34010634
>[2] Maneuver behind the Warboss, then strike when there’s an opening (Ag + Per)

>>34010661
>>34010669

Our Fel score is absolutely terrible though.

>>34010634
>[3] Rally your brethren into a proper fighting force and then attack as one (Fel)

>>34010673
What are you, a follower of Tzeentch?

>>34010634
[4] Write In

Offer a proper challenge in the name of the Blood God (we're trying to prove our worth, right?) and then go in!

>>34010634

>>34010669
>1
the dice gods have spoken
>[3] Rally your brethren into a proper fighting force and then attack as one (Fel)

>>34010711
What, she's got decent Agility and Perception, while her Fellowship is shit.

>>34010695
So what? Gotta learn somehow.

>>34010634
> [3] Rally your brethren into a proper fighting force and then attack as one (Fel)

Well, seems [3]'s leading the charge. Too bad you blew that 1. Maybe the dice gods will smile on you again though. Make with the rolls.

>>34010634
>[1] Finesse? What are you a human? You’re going straight in. (WS)
I have no idea what (Att + Att) means in this system, so better hedging my bets with a stat we are actually good in.

Rolled 36

>>34010763

i got this

Rolled 29

>>34010763

>>34010634
Seconding >>34010721
Either that or [1]

>>34010767

Just a series of multiple rolls to speed up the narrative.

Rolled 76

>>34010763
AFFIX BAYONETS

Rolled 77

>>34010763
Ah shit, here we go.

>>34010634
> [3] Rally your brethren into a proper fighting force and then attack as one (Fel)

These guys need to stop being such pussy ass bitch jobbers, and I guess Cinder's the only one badass enough to how them how.

>>34010793
>>34010780
>>34010779

You clearly need to work on your interpersonal skills. Writing~

Rolled 88

>>34010780
>29
maybe we get a bonus because we're rallying khornate demons to a fight?

Rolled 36

>>34010779
>>34010780
>>34010793

Welp, at least we came close ?
Would have been good sucess with a with anything but our worst stat.

>>34010820
>Would have been good sucess with a with anything but our worst stat.
Then maybe you shouldn't have gone with your worst stat?

Rolled 98

>>34010820
our worst stat is BS

Rolled 50

>>34010813
Well, that's exactly what we're trying to do.
Are we averaging or is it best of?

>>34010808
No, it's THEIR fault for not following orders.

>>34010878
>Bloodletters
>Following orders instead of being led by glorious example

Rolled 65

>>34010813
By black crusade standards we didn't fail or succeed.

>>34010896
So they're going to ignore us, and them some Nob is going to krump us while they start to argue.

Rolled 74

>>34010931
More like.... We command them but there's no noticeable difference in their effectiveness.

>>34010634

“Oi, you gits!” you shout. After shaking your head to rid yourself of the picked-up dialect, “He’s slower on the right side! Aim there or move aside so an actual daemon can fight!”

One turns and flips you a middle claw. It’s sent flying a moment later with a crackle of energy and backhand from Tuska. What kind of idiot turns his back on the enemy? It ends up flying into another Ork, causing the green-skinned biped to explode on impact. The Bloodletter itself seems relatively alright, but is temporarily out of combat.

The other two growl in annoyance but do shift their attention towards the indicated side. That’s left you an opening of sorts, yet maybe you could increase your advantage…

> [1] Continue directing them. You do have the best viewpoint of the spectacle and that means you see things more clearly. (Fel)
> [2] A single moment of hesitation is all you needed from Tuska. Time to charge in on the side left open (WS)
> [3] Help your comrades focus the one side. It’s a weak point.
> [4] Write in

>>34010889
I assume we were going to lead by example while giving orders.

Point is, those guys are cunts and I hope they die.

Rolled 92

>>34011011
> [3] Help your comrades focus the one side. It’s a weak point.
Win the war, not the battle

>>34011011
>> [3] Help your comrades focus the one side. It’s a weak point.

Haha, comrades. Funny.

>>34011011
>> [2] A single moment of hesitation is all you needed from Tuska. Time to charge in on the side left open (WS)
Preferably by using the other bloodletters as stepping stones

>>34010896

True. You also aren't seeing the bonuses or negatives behind the rolls. I can include them sometimes if you'd like, but I fear that seeing things like (S+10) and (Int-20) is just going to lead to abuse.

Rolled 61

>>34011011
> [1] Continue directing them. You do have the best viewpoint of the spectacle and that means you see things more clearly. (Fel)
May as well work it until either they're all dead or we get FEL bonus.

>>34011011
>[2] A single moment of hesitation is all you needed from Tuska. Time to charge in on the side left open (WS)
KILLSTEAL!

Rolled 27

>>34011011
>[2] A single moment of hesitation is all you needed from Tuska. Time to charge in on the side left open (WS)

>>34011011
>[4] Wait for an opening, jump on top of a bloodletter, jump up to Tuska's face, and rip and tear his head off.

>>34011011
>[2] A single moment of hesitation is all you needed from Tuska. Time to charge in on the side left open (WS)

Rolled 53

>>34011011
>1

>>34011060
>>34011075
>>34011084
>>34011088
>>34011087

Well then, get to rolling.

Rolled 91

>>34011120
roll

Rolled 64

>>34011120

>>34011011
> [1] Continue directing them. You do have the best viewpoint of the spectacle and that means you see things more clearly. (Fel)
Gotta grind that fel>>34011120

Rolled 60

>>34011120

Rolled 62

>>34011037
> not winning both
What are you, a Tzeentchette?>>34011120
Rolling

Rolled 13

>>34011120
rolling

Rolled 71

>>34011130
>>34011144
HEATHENS, THE DICE GODS HAVE SMOTE YOU FOR DISOBEYING THEIR COMMAND

>>34011130
>>34011135
>>34011144

It seems your plan to use a Bloodletter as a stepping stone hasn't paid off. Writing~

>>34011160
>>34011180
Hey that was my idea and I rolled great.

>>34011011

Dashing to the Warboss’ left side, you bring up your claw and leave a trailing mark across one of his calves. A second later his own claw flies at you. You barely block in time by rolling to the side, much to the delight of the other Bloodletters.

“Not so easy, is it fresh-blood?” snickers the one with larger horns.

“Shove it,” you snarl back, rising to your feet.

“Awwww, are the little girl’s feelings hurt? Should I get you a bandage?”

The other one chips in. “Maybe you should get her an actual weapon first. Claws? Really?”

“When this is over, I…”

Your back-and-forth is interrupted by Tuska. “OI! WE’Z FIGHTIN’ NOT KRUMPIN’’! MAKE WIF DA URTY!”

Good thing you’re collecting skulls and blood, not popularity or face.

> [1] Can a little girl do… THIS?! (Ag + WS)
> [2] Strike the fear of Cinder into their hearts. Maybe that will get them to fight properly (Fel)
> [3] DODGE (Ag)
> [4] Write in

Rolled 26

>>34011369
>[1] Can a little girl do… THIS?! (Ag + WS)

>>34011369
> [3] DODGE (Ag)

Remember to dodge.

>>34011369
Jump on the ork and start clawing his face

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>>34011369

> [1] Can a little girl do… THIS?! (Ag + WS)

In the noble and wise words of many of our predecessors, who would go on to do great things...

"FUCK YOOOOUUUUU"

>>34011369
[1] Can a little girl do… THIS?! (Ag + WS)

BLOOD RAGE!

>>34011369
> [1] Can a little girl do… THIS?! (Ag + WS)

>>34011369
>[1] Can a little girl do… THIS?! (Ag + WS)

>>34011369
> [1] Can a little girl do… THIS?! (Ag + WS)

Wew, calling dese claws bad. These fuken guys.

>>34011369
>[1] Can a little girl do… THIS?! (Ag + WS)

>>34011396
>>34011431
>>34011432
>>34011436
>>34011446

2d100 in this case. Still best of three for each 1d100 roll.

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Rolled 13

>>34011369
[1] We ARE Chaos!
Perhaps this is a good thread to ask in, since we ARE a khornette after all...
Which side of a chocolate khornette do you eat first? the thin end or the fat end.

Rolled 20, 15 = 35

>>34011472

Rolled 28, 30 = 58

>>34011472

Rolled 19, 49 = 68

>>34011446
We'll have their horns for this! >>34011472

Rolled 45, 94 = 139

>>34011472
Roling

Rolled 3, 12 = 15

>>34011472
dice for the dice gods

>>34011490
>>34011492
>>34011494
I'll never get to roll, you guys are too fast ;_;

>>34011494
That'd be only fitting, yes!

>>34011490
>>34011492
>>34011494

I see a 19 for Ag and 15 for WS. Last I checked, that passes. Writing~

>>34011490
>>34011494
So a 15 and 19.

>>34011369

You proudly puff out your chest and point a single talon at the two Bloodletters. “He’s right. Only women fight with words.”

“But you’re…”

You don’t let him finish his sentence before roaring and leaping at Tuska. After sliding under a well-aimed blow, you drive your feet into the ground with enough force to send you flying into the air. Right above the Warboss’ head, your cape flares behind you to signal your descent. He’s no dragon, but you’re able to easily secure yourself around his neck and collarbone.

Your claws flash, the Warboss cries in pain, and the smaller-horned Bloodletter nudges his buddy. But Tuska’s still standing…

> [1] You know what’s worked before? STRANGLING. (S)
> [2] Rip and tear! (WS)
> [3] You feel like you’ve seen what happens here before… DODGE (Ag)
> [4] The top of a Warboss’ head is a good place to give orders (Fel)
> [5] Write in

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>>34011739

> [2] Rip and tear! (WS)

Who would even pick anything else

>>34011739
> [1] You know what’s worked before? STRANGLING. (S)
+
> [4] The top of a Warboss’ head is a good place to give orders (Fel)
"KEEP HIS ARMS BUSY YOU MAGGOTS"

>>34011739
>[1] You know what’s worked before? STRANGLING. (S)

Rolled 44, 79 = 123

>>34011739
>[2] RIP AND TEAR
HE'S HUGE. THAT MEANS HE HAS HUGE SKULLS. RIP AND TEAR HIS FACE OFF!

Rolled 70

>>34011739
>[2] Rip and tear! (WS)
orks can survive decapitation, I doubt strangling is going to do much

Rolled 97

>>34011739
[2] Bleed like a stuck pig you GIT!

>>34011739
>[3] You feel like you’ve seen what happens here before… DODGE (Ag)

>>34011759
>>34011798
>>34011799
>>34011803

Are you a kitten or a tiger? Let's find out. (Roll)

>>34011762
Rolling

Rolled 60

>>34011860
DIE DIE DIE!

Rolled 65

>>34011860

Rolled 32

>>34011860
We're a KITIGER

Rolled 45

>>34011860

Rolled 11

>>34011870

>>34011879
>>34011875
>>34011876

Kitiger...yeah that sounds about right. Writing~

Rolled 47

>>34011860
WE'RE A SEXY SHOELESS GODDESS OF WAR

>>34011941

Kind hard to wear shoes when we have digitigrade feet. We might be able to wear a half-heel kind of thing though.

>>34011976
That sounds impractical as all Hell...

>>34011976
We could copy that Blue git and weld scrap metal to our hooves/claws.

It might feel kinda pandery, but I would totally not mind bumping into the occasional /tg/ character, either. Like a Cultist-Chan escort mission

Rolled 42

>>34012050
>We fight Grendel
>Grendel's special ability is that he rolls best of 10 dice

>>34012050

Step 1: find (Chaos) Space Marine
Step 2: beat the stuffing out of (Chaos) Space Marine
Step 3: Have Power Armour of (Chaos) Space Marine retrofitted to our frame by Wormbag.
Step 4: Profit!

Rolled 16

>>34012096
I don't think that would work

>>34012129

It could, but we'd probably need more than retrofit work. We'd have to do like in the Iron Warrior Omnibus, and have the suit possessed by another demon.

Rolled 28

>>34012179
>the suit possessed by another demon
h-how lewd

>>34012096
> hiding in a tin can
Disgusting and cowardly

>>34012129
You questioning the will of Khorne?

>>34012213

> [1] A grenade? Psh. You can live through that. You’re staying right here on his neck (T)

Rolled 38

>>34012213
>[1] A grenade? Psh. You can live through that. You’re staying right here on his neck (T)
we have T 62, we'll be fine

>>34011739

And I forgot the trip, herp.

Using the initial gash in the Ork’s armor, you slice open the protective metal plating surrounding his throat and skull. With all of your effort focused between that and hanging on, you’re not able to properly avoid his swipes at you. Luckily, your pauldrons offer some protection (-7 Wounds).

“EVEN IF ME 'EAD'Z CHOPPED OFF, I’S CAN STILL FIGHTS!”

“ARE YOU TWO MAGGOTS JUST GOING TO STAND THERE OR ARE YOU GOING TO ACTUALLY HELP?!”

Small-Horns wastes no time in trying to distract Tuska’s right arm away from you. Soon-to-be-Dead-by-your-hands rolls his eyes and works the left. Working in coordination, you’re able to finally bring the Ork to his knees.

He doesn’t like that though.

From… somewhere you’re sure you don’t want to know, he removes a single grenade and makes to slam against his chest with a loud cry of “WAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH”

> [1] A grenade? Psh. You can live through that. You’re staying right here on his neck (T)
> [2] In the words of another green-skinned individual: DODGE (Ag)
> [3] Write in

(Whatever votes are on the deleted post still count)

>>34012213
> [2] In the words of another green-skinned individual: DODGE (Ag)
>[3]Use one of the Bloodletter's as a shield!

>>34012213
> [2] In the words of another green-skinned individual: DODGE (Ag)

We can't honor Khorne if we're dead.

>>34012207

Nah, Khorne is okay with armor, even magical armor. He just doesn't like magical powers wielded as weapons.

>>34012251
> [3]Use one of the Bloodletters as a shield!

It's like I really can't type.

>>34012243
> [3] Write in
Kick his foot upwards so it does down his mouth

Rolled 58

>>34012243
>“EVEN IF ME 'EAD'Z CHOPPED OFF, I’S CAN STILL FIGHTS!”
GOOD, REGROW IT AND COME BACK SO I CAN GIVE TWO OF YOUR SKULLS TO KHORNE

>[1] A grenade? Psh. You can live through that. You’re staying right here on his neck (T)

>>34012286
>>34012251
This.

>>34012243
[1]
>>34012270
Doesn't make it any less for babies.

Seems you're torn between being born in flames and solving two problems with one explosion. I'll give it a bit more.

>>34012243
Fuck it, lets just bear through with it, we have 60 toughness after all.
>1

>>34012341
Kharn the Betrayer is Khorne's Champion, and he's clad head to toe in power armor. Who are you to argue?

Rolled 21

>>34012358
[3] Grab the grenade and shove it in his neck wounds BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>34012414
Doesn't he have one arm bared?

>>34012444
Then we shall have our tits bared!

Or abs. Delicious demon girl abs.

>>34012414
Kharn the betrayer isn't a daemon. He's a space marine.

>>34012436
I like this.
>Seconded

>>34012401
>>34012290
>>34012229
>>34012234

Seems stick it out is going to, well, stick it out. Make with the roll. I will shit myself if you roll a 1 or 100 now

Rolled 29

>>34012444
we can have our chest bared to distract the enemy

Rolled 81

>>34012467
let's do this!

Rolled 66

>>34012467
1S HEED MY CALL

Rolled 6

>>34012467

>>34012484
>>34012489
>>34012491

Well, a 29 still works. Writing~

Rolled 75

>>34012467
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Rolled 52

>>34012467

>>34012459
Khorne himself wears brass armor and so do his Bloodthirsters.

>>34012512

Well, a 6 I mean. I can't quote today apparently. Anyways...

Rolled 33

>>34012512
he didn't respond to your post. Is that not required?

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>>34012456
>delicious demon girl abs

>>34012557
They're currently exposed, you know.

That said, I wouldn't mind bronze breastplate and armored hot pants/spats.

Rolled 57

>>34012713
>Not making your skin so hard nothing can hurt it
Do you even khorne

>>34012243

A grenade is useful tool. Especially for removing heads. A swift kick of your foot sends it up into your waiting hand.

“FIGHT THROUGH THIS THEN, YOU GIT!”

Plunging your arm into the wounds on Tuska’s neck, you *hold* the explosive device amid the muscle until it detonates. A satisfying jet of fire washes over you seconds later. Anything above the Warboss’ shoulders ceases to exist. Except, that is, for the remnants of his skull which come crashing back to the ground on top of the Bloodthirster you were going to have to kill yourself.

As for you, your leather adornments are singed but still attached. Your abdomen is burned but already healing. In all, no real damage (-2 wounds because you still get some).

Leaping off of the headless Ork, you give the corpse a few wide swipes to reduce it to pieces just to ensure it stays down. You laugh in delight, then begin licking the blood from your claws. All the while, Small-Horns just stares in disbelief at his now-dead friend.

> [1] NOW you can go elsewhere
> [2] Small-Horns needs a talking to
> [3] Write In

If you choose to go elsewhere, I'll provide the tree from earlier again

Rolled 3

>>34012736
Can we loot his body? Or is that too Orky?

>>34012730
It has nothing to do with protection, I just want to murder people in a metal sports bra and spats.

>>34012736
> [1] NOW you can go elsewhere

>>34012736
[2] Small-Horns needs a talking to

Acquire sidekick/punching ball!

Rolled 99

>>34012736
>2

Rolled 37

>>34012736
>[2] Small-Horns needs a talking to
let's finally level that Fel

>>34012730

Actually, Khornate demons are the only ones that canonicaly garb themselves in brass armour. Just to survive a lil' longer and harvest more skulls for the skull throne.

>>34012736
>> [2] Small-Horns needs a talking to
>Bitch, don't diss the claws.

I don't care if it was this guy or his friend or whatever who dissed the claws, he's getting an earful. Of fist.

>>34012736
>> [3] Write In
Lets see if the Ork got something useful on him.

Otherwise
> [2] Small-Horns needs a talking to
>And by talking I mean "getting smacked until he follows when we rally next time"

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>>34012736
>[2] Small-Horns needs a talking to

Annnd I just realized in some instances I've switched Bloodletter and Thirsters. They are indeed Letters. Minor point of order because it bothers me

>>34012790
>>34012801
>>34012804
>>34012777
Anyways, seems you're giving him THE TALK.

Also since it seems you're for looting the warboss as well, roll me a Per check

Rolled 67

>>34012832

Rolled 16

>>34012832
REOLAN

Rolled 57

>>34012832

>>34012840

That'll do pig. Writing~

>>34012803
Also armor is a symbol of war as much as it is a method of protection.

>>34012736
De-horn him then find your way out of the Warp

>>34012864
Wow, man, we're not fat!

Girls abs. Come on!

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Rolled 88

>>34012864
>That'll do pig.
Stop making me aroused damn you

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>>34012864
>That'll do pig

I don't see a Slaaneshi whore around here, do you?

>>34012736

Before wandering over to Small-Horns, you eye the remnants of Tuska. In true Ork fashion, he’s repurposed what he’s scavenged from the world around him. Brass, bits of other metal, nothing really of actual use and yet somehow capable of acting as armor. Save one thing - his Power Klaw. It’s largely intact, even still sparking as the hand it’s attached to twitches. You quickly appropriate it and add it to your little pocket of warp where you’re currently keeping the Blood Dragon Skull.

That just leaves Small-Horns.

You begin advancing upon him, making sure to pour every ounce of power and persuasion into your hips. With your tail swaying wickedly behind you along with your cape, the word “femme-fatale” isn’t even a proper descriptor. You are feminine rage incarnate, and this Bloodletter’s going to bear the brunt of it.

“Face me, you insignificant daemon,” you howl, grabbing one of his horns and twisting him around. He tries to raise his sword in response, but you smack it away.

“Oh no, you see, *I* have a real weapon. Your little toy won’t help you.”

You lick your lips, then snap off the horn in your hands at the base. One-Horn bleats in agony as you kick his chest and send him reeling to the ground.

“Next time, I’m taking the other one. Now what was that about being a little girl?”

It spits blood, eyeing you with hatred that would make Khorne proud. “Nothing, slip of the tongue…”

You lean in and flash your incisors. “Good, see it doesn’t happen again. Now run along while I’m in a good mood…”

(cont)

>>34013154

You don’t have to tell him twice. You think about throwing something after him just to drive the point home, but decide against it. For now, you’re alone next to the deceased warboss amid a dying battle.

> [1] Time to say hi to Dad now that you’ve earned some glory today.
> [2] Grab some more metal from Tuska, then head to Wormbag
> [3] Move on another Chaos God’s domain
> [4] Attempt to find a tear in the Materium from which to emerge from (Int)
> [5] Write in

Rolled 43

>>34013178
> [4] Attempt to find a tear in the Materium from which to emerge from (Int)
LETS DO IIIIIIIT

Rolled 73

>>34013178
>[4] Attempt to find a tear in the Materium from which to emerge from (Int)
let's go get ourselves a cult

>>34013178
>> [1] Time to say hi to Dad now that you’ve earned some glory today.
>We can still grab some more metal before then.

>>34013178
> [4] Attempt to find a tear in the Materium from which to emerge from (Int)

Rolled 99

>>34013178
> [4] Attempt to find a tear in the Materium from which to emerge from (Int)
We should let Khorne do 1 when he wants to.

>>34013178
[1] Time to say hi to Dad now that you’ve earned some glory today.

After that, yeah, time to go gallivanting arount the materium.

>>34013178
>> [1] Time to say hi to Dad now that you’ve earned some glory today.

>>34013230
>Not letting da da come to you
Pleb

>>34013178
>> [2] Grab some more metal from Tuska,
> [4] Attempt to find a tear in the Materium from which to emerge from (Int)

Let's see if you paid attention in "Finding Mortals to Exploit 101" or have read "Warp Storms and You: The Definitive Guide"

Rolled 36

>>34013270
WE CAN READ.
RIGHT?

Rolled 40

>>34013178
4. Lets go fuck up reality!

Rolled 37

>>34013270
WE SMART

Rolled 51

>>34013270
Come oooooon reading.

>>34013178
> [4] Attempt to find a tear in the Materium from which to emerge from (Int)

HAHA

Time for corruption!

>>34013257
Err... Having Khorne come to meet us would probably be the worst possible thing that could happen. Yes, even worse than being turned into a handmaiden to Slaanesh...

>>34013178
>[3] Move on another Chaos God’s domain
GET GROPED!!!

Rolled 81

>>34013312
Why?
Just shows Daddy loves u

>>34013282
>>34013303
>>34013304

Well you can read, you think. But then again no one's ever given you a book. Writing~

Rolled 34

>>34013270
Booty booty booty!

>>34013333

Khorne only rises from his throne when he has to discuss things with his "brothers" or when he's so angry at something he decides to deal with it himself... Do we really want that?

>>34013312
Isn't it in the lore that Khorne essentially just throws new hellblades at whatever one of his daemon's comes his way? Free stuff man. Maybe you'll even get a brass collar to ward of psyker's since your not a pushover.

Rolled 48

>>34013376
Well, by "Him come to us" I mean "He grabs us through the immaterium using his super powers"

If we fail this roll, let's go into Tzeentch's land.

We don't give a shit about his plots, we just want to bust heads. He'll give us an in on the materium.

Rolled 28

>>34013584
nah, let's go to Slanesh, kill a demonette and loot her clothes

>>34013178

Basic knowledge of how the Warp and the Materium interact came with your innate ability to fight. You know there’s quite a few ways to breach the walls: Mortals and their rituals, Mortals whose souls have touched Chaos, tears in reality, ships without their Gellar fields, and many others besides. The problem, however, was that you knew OF such things but not how to locate one for yourself.

Ruminating on this, you grab what’s left of Tuska’s skull, give the Bloodletter’s corpse underneath a good kick, then wander inside the Brass Citadel. The Blood God himself sits upon his throne impossibly far away as a bastion of all that is right in your world. Not one to be impudent though, you simply deposit the skull in the nearest pile that feel “right” and depart. Just seeing him is enough for you today.

Still, as you wander in the fields outside of the Brass Fortress, you’re left at a loss for what to do in regards to the Materium problem. Other daemons might know. But do you really want to deal with them?

> [1] Forget asking for help. Maybe if you meander long enough in the Formless Wastes, you’ll find something.
> [2] You could always ask Wormbag…
> [3] The Blood Pits are usually a collection of Warp disturbances, right?
> [4] Stay here and continue to think on the problem (Int)
> [5] Write in

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>>34013584

Rolled 72

>>34013650
>[1] Forget asking for help. Maybe if you meander long enough in the Formless Wastes, you’ll find something.

>>34013641
More like "Acquire crazy Daemonette Stalker!"

SHE GONNA GET GROPED!!!

>>34013650
>> [3] The Blood Pits are usually a collection of Warp disturbances, right?

Rolled 77

>>34013650
> [4] Stay here and continue to think on the problem (Int)
> [1] Forget asking for help. Maybe if you meander long enough in the Formless Wastes, you’ll find something.
DO BOTH

>>34013650
>[1] Forget asking for help. Maybe if you meander long enough in the Formless Wastes, you’ll find something.

>>34013696

I think the implication is that we can't because the Wastes are home to things that can kill us. Here we have relative safety.

>>34013650
[1] Forget asking for help. Maybe if you meander long enough in the Formless Wastes, you’ll find something.

In the meantime, just keep killing.

>>34013650
> [4] Stay here and continue to think on the problem (Int)

>>34013650

The Wastes: those areas outside of the influence of the Chaos Gods which constantly churn and reform. It is Chaos at its purest form, but you’re a Daemon. That’s normal to you. It’s not long after leaving Khorne’s domain that you realize how very red everything was behind you. It’s only now as you walk amid a petrified forest that you even see the color blue. And purple for that matter. The latter fills you with rage for some reason.

You aren’t the only being in the Wastes though. Furies and other Daemons aside are easily seen searching for lost souls to feast upon. Occasionally, a starship barges through the skies coated in its protective bubble of reality. Whispers float on the breeze, begging for help in petty mortal affairs. In all, good signs that you’ve come to the right place.

> [1] Stalk another Daemon
> [2] Follow the whispers
> [3] Watch a starship for a sign of its field failing
> [4] Write in

>>34014015

I hate 4chanX sometimes. Not gunna delete/repost it though.

Rolled 99

>>34014015
> [3] Watch a starship for a sign of its field failing
May as well, happens all the time.

>>34014015
2

>>34014015
>> [3] Watch a starship for a sign of its field failing

>>34014015
>[1] Stalk another Daemon
Or BE Stalked by another Daemonette...
Oh-ho-ho-hohoho~!

>>34014015
>[2] Follow the whispers
let's answer a mortal's plea for help with a powerclaw to the face.
Can't have problems when you're dead

>>34014015
> [3] Watch a starship for a sign of its field failing

This sounds fun!

Beware though, a ship whose field fails will be fun, but we'll ha one major helluva competition...

Rolled 23

>>34014150
That just makes it more fun.

Wait, we could jump aboard an Ork ship, they NEVER have their shields on

When we kill a mortal, can we claim their soul as our plaything or something? It's something I've seen deamons gloat about sometimes before being killed.

>>34014150

That is the trade-off, yes.

>>34014202

That is generally something that happens, yes. It's like beef jerky, but a soul.

>>34014182

Orks generate their own "Gellar Field" with the WAAAGH! energy. As amusing as it sounds, their shields never fail as long as there are enough Orks. The ship istelf, however...

Rolled 5

>>34014268
I thought they just enjoyed the fight along the way to be honest.

What about Nids in Space Hulks? What happens to them?

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>>34014353
They fall victim to the Warp of course!

Rolled 66

>>34014353
Shadow on the warp etc

>>34014385
A bunch of genestealers in a space hulk don't produce a shadow on the warp. It takes a hive fleet to do that.

Following alongside a ship is trivial enough while in the Warp, but it does mean you have to assume an incorporeal-like form in order to “fly.” You’re not alone in this endeavor either. Any vessel you watch is also watched by multitudes of other beings, all of you just waiting for the chance to slip in through the most insignificant hole.

Several ships seem to stand out to you:

A Cobra-Class Destroyer. Its shield don’t seem to show any signs of failing but it is the smallest vessel in your field of view.

An old Ironclad. Easily the largest boat, its Gellar Field seems to be straining to keep it afloat.

A Dauntless-class Cruiser. Like the Cobra-Class, the protective bubble does not seem to be in any danger of going away. However, you do sense a strange amount of whispering coming from the ship’s stern

There are others too besides those of the Imperial Navy, mostly Ork “ships” which are basically glorified toofs. Being “up here,” has also afforded you notice of several tears in the “sky” through which you can see the stars beyond.

> [1] Follow that Cobra
> [2] The Ironclad is going to be a bloodbath soon
> [3] Why would a ship be whispering? Focus on the Dauntless
> [4] You already killed one Warboss today. But that was with help…
> [5] Go through a tear and hope it ends up somewhere good
> [6] Write in

Note on Nids: They don't even travel through the warp for FTL

>>34014533
>[3] Why would a ship be whispering? Focus on the Dauntless

>>34014533
> [5] Go through a tear and hope it ends up somewhere good
HAHA, PRESS THOSE BUTTONS

Or
> [3] Why would a ship be whispering? Focus on the Dauntless

>>34014533
[3] Why would a ship be whispering? Focus on the Dauntless

Note on Nids: Genestealers infest Space Hulks. That's how they travel from planet to planet as a vanguard for the Hive fleet.

>>34014533
> [3] Why would a ship be whispering? Focus on the Dauntless

Somebody's calling out to somebody. Let's answer the phone.

>>34014533
>[5] Go through a tear and hope it ends up somewhere good

Sounds like you're accepting an Inquisitor's bait...

>>34014612

"Hello? Yes I'll accept the charges."

Writing~

>>34014637
let's get ourselves a cult

>>34014562
>>34014557
>>34014612
>>34014598
Who cares about whispers? Oh shit we're going to run into a Keeper of Secrets. I don't want to get turned into some sadistic Slaaneshi's bitch.

>>34014675
I'm eagerly awaiting the smut.

>>34014637
>Hello, you have a collect call from ABBADON THE DESPOILER, will you accept the charges?
>"N-no"

>>34014675

Keeper of Secrets on an Imperial Ship? improbable. Nah, worst that can happen is we get turned into a Daemonhost by a Radical Inquisitor. but he wouldn't have to be batshit insane to try that in the Warp.

>>34014533

The Gellar Field of the “Slayer Of Raptor” prevents you from getting inside, but somehow doesn’t stop you from hearing the going-ons of one Cargohold 5-V.

“...With this dagger, I commit this murderer’s blood to the service of our Lord, such that he might send us but a small gift to destroy in his name. May these cauldrons of boiling blood and skulls serve as further offerings, for…”

It doesn’t take a genius to piece together what you’re looking at. Some of the mortals are attempting a summoning ritual. And as a bonus - they’re doing so in the hopes it’s Khorne who takes notice. That’s absolutely lovely.

Still, it might be a trap. And you would hate to rush blindly into one, right?

> [1] Watching and waiting is for the weak. Attempt to force your way in using the ritual as a foothold (Wp)
> [2] Wait a little longer
> [3] Go back to one of the other ships (specify)

>>34014809
>[1] Watching and waiting is for the weak. Attempt to force your way in using the ritual as a foothold (Wp)

>>34014809
> [1] Watching and waiting is for the weak. Attempt to force your way in using the ritual as a foothold (Wp)

>>34014809
>> [1] Watching and waiting is for the weak. Attempt to force your way in using the ritual as a foothold (Wp)

>>34014809
[1] Watching and waiting is for the weak. Attempt to force your way in using the ritual as a foothold (Wp)

Subtelty is for the weak!

Lets see if you believe in yourself enough. Roll.

>>34014675
>I don't want to get turned into some sadistic Slaaneshi's bitch
How do you know she's going to be sadistic?
She could just be incredibly annoying!

>>34014809
>[1] Watching and waiting is for the weak. Attempt to force your way in using the ritual as a foothold (Wp)

Rolled 49

>>34014854

Rolled 41

>>34014854
HAHA, COME ON

>>34014809
> [2] Wait a little longer
wait and see if it is a trap or gets interupted

Rolled 19

>>34014854

Rolled 24

>>34014854

Rolled 99

>>34014854

Rolled 81

>>34014888
I usually hate you. But you've done good.

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>>34014888
YES

>>34014866
>>34014872
>>34014888

Saved by the... thing in purple. That's some irony. Writing~

>>34014888
>>34014902
>>34014906
Slaanesh has favored me!

Oh, can we become a demon space pirate after taking over the ship?

>>34014861
Keepers of Secrets embody Slaanesh's sadism and bloodlust. They're meant only for violence and causing terror first and foremost.

>>34014940
so we'll become best battle buddies?

>>34014940
Then what about Amnaich the Golden?
Check mate Loyalist!

>>34014958
Not really.

Khorne is about an honorable kill. He likes it when enemies die swiftly and in a manner respectable both to victim and killer.

Slaanesh, on the other hand, just likes to make it painful.

Rolled 63

>>34014986
Khorne and Slaanesh actually overlap quite a bit in some places.
Rivals is more like it.

>>34015010
You mean fuckbuddies.

>>34015020
Only after the duel to cool off

>>34015020
for a slaanesh demon that's pretty much the same

>>34014986
>Khorne is about an honorable kill.
>Kharn the Betrayer
>Angron
>Pretty much fucking every important Khorne dude
Fucking headcanons, jesus christ. Khorne is about bloodshet, he doesn't give a fuck about honour, pride maybe, but honour? No.

>>34015010
>>34015020
>Our character doesn't look oddly female and attractive for a bloodletter because Khorne totally wasn't having lewd thoughts about stupid sexy Slaanesh
>There isn't a vicious, bloodthirsty and downright masculine Daemon"ette" running around somewhere because Slaanesh was fantasizing about getting strangled by Khorne

Forbidden love is the best kind.

>>34015103
>There isn't a vicious, bloodthirsty and downright masculine Daemon"ette" running around somewhere because Slaanesh was fantasizing about getting strangled by Khorne
Well we actually have a lot of those...

>>34014986
an aspect of Khorne is about honor, that doesn't mean all or even most demons of Khorne care about honor

>>34015101
I was just highlighting the difference in motivation.

>>34015144
That doesn't make you any less wrong though

>>34015101
The chaos gods are supposed to be dualistic, but the dark aspect has run wild. Tzeentch is backstabbing JUST AS PLANNED, but is also about progress and evolution. Khorne is about honorable conflict and martial prowess, but also mindless slaughter and bloodshed. Nurgle is stability, but also stagnation and thus disease. Slaanesh is about sensation and emotion, but tips into depravity. It's clearer in the fantasy fluff apparently.

>>34014809

Cripes, I leave to write and we're debating lore. Less word fights before I have Cinder check you all for vaginas

You bring the full weight of your consciousness to bear against the Raptor’s barrier. Focusing on nothing else but the whispers of the cultists, you pull at the threads of the Warp to wrangle them into a psychic harpoon. You use it to great effect, puncturing the weakened veil and permitting you enough of a hole to wriggle through before the field compensates.

For a second, you’re nowhere. Nothing. Then you breathe your first breath of real air.

The Cargohold you’ve landed in is dimly lit by blood-red candles strewn haphazardly throughout the metal crates. Humans in crimson robes are chanting and wailing the profane from their knees, perhaps twenty altogether. Where you’ve emerged is the center of an eight-pointed star painted in blood against the deck. Around that are pile of skulls and pots of plasma. Beneath you is the remains of what used to be a human, but it quickly evaporates as you use it to further anchor yourself in Realspace.

A resounding gasp echoes throughout the hold when the cultists take note of you.

“WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED! HE HAS SENT US A CHAMPION!” calls the nearest, whose voice you recognize from listening earlier as the one leading the ritual. “TRULY THIS IS A GOOD DAY FOR BATTLE!”

(cont)

>>34015231
>Less word fights before I have Cinder check you all for vaginas
Yes please...

>>34015231
> 20 people cult
> against entire ship
I hope there's more and this is just the inner circle or something

I forget the exact mechanics, but killing a daemon in realspace just banishes them back to the warp, doesn't it?

>>34015262
Destroy the geller field generator and this whole thing will be a piece of cake.

>>34015262
we'll just have to be stealthy while we expand the cult, slowly taking over the ship and ...
>khorne demon
we're fucked

>>34015231

As he continues to extol your coming, you pick up a few whispers and flashes of movement around you. None threatening, but amusing all the same.

“It’s an actual Daemon! I never thought I’d see the day!”

“Why is it a female though?”

“Who cares! Oh I could slice my own arm off I’m so happy!”

“Well you might not care, but I am totally going to tap that.”

“I SAW HER FIRST”

“AHAHAHAHAHA! WE’RE DEAD! WE’RE ALL DEAD!”

Mortals. Ugh.

> [1] Wait for the Ritualist to pause and say hello.
> [2] Turn your attention (visibly) to the pair beating each other up for the right to claim you as a Blood Bride.
> [3] Ignore the mortals and do your own thing
> [4] Write in

(It should be said this is an order of operations thing mostly)

>>34015304
> [4] Write in
Point me towards what needs killing, or I'll assume the two mocking me are my next target

>>34015304
>[2] Turn your attention (visibly) to the pair beating each other up for the right to claim you as a Blood Bride.
if they can survive 10 seconds of us trying to murder them, we'll spare them and give them a chance to prove themselves in the coming battle

>>34014268
>>34014279
Both of you are correct.