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>>34006797

On the way there, you decide to call up Sayaka, to see if she'd join you. You remember that asked for the morning off, something about meditation or training, shit like that - but it's not morning any more, is it? Besides, she's probably just trying to see how many ways you can kill someone with a rolled-up magazine or something. Nothing too important that she can't join her Warmaster for some daytime drinking, right?

You hold up your smartphone to your ear as you enter the elevator - and Sayaka picks up at the second ring, sounding somewhat out of breath. There's also music piped in the background - something way too chirpy and beepy and remixed, with shrill vocals overlaying everything else. ...Idol music.

"Murderface?" Sayaka grunts your name, clear physical effort and strain coloring her voice. You also catch her murmuring accruing numbers under her breath, with each number punctuated with the sound of clanking metal. "The hell do you want? Thirty-four, thirty-five..."

How do you respond?

[]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?
[]Just seeing if you're free to drink lunch. I'm buying.
[]...Maybe some other time. Seems like I'm interrupting something.

>>34006813
[X]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

>>34006813
[X]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

>>34006813
>[X]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

>>34006813
>[x]Just seeing if you're free to drink lunch. I'm buying.

Give some bullshit about going through what's expected of her at the ratification.

>>34006813
[X]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

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>>34006813
>[X]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?
I'm not sure Sayaka would stop training to join us though. Oh, and
>Dildo Emperor
Heh.

>>34006813
[X]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

We need someone to keep our drinking in check.

>>34006813
>[]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

Dildo Emperor!

>>34006813
>[]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

>>34006813
>[]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

Dream too real.

>>34006813
>[x]Just seeing if you're free to drink lunch. I'm buying.

>>34006813
>[x]Just seeing if you're free to drink lunch. I'm buying.

>>34006813
[X] I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

>>34006813
>[X]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

>>34006813
>[x]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

[X]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

Operation: Sayaka-Kyoko Threesome begins NOW!

>>34006813
>[x]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

>>34006813
>[]...Maybe some other time. Seems like I'm interrupting something.
Let the girl work out. As someone who is desperate for her time away Chiaki should understan Sayaka right now.

>>34006813
>[]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

>>34006813
Is this what gym is like for Decu?

>>34006813
>[x]I'm taking a break before I get ratified as Dildo Emperor. Wanna come with?

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>>34006813
>>34006813

This concludes our first voting period for today. Thank you for your particiaption!

>>34006971
Have to get HUGE!

Can't wait to see what Sweetmoester Decuddly has in store for us today!

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>>34006971
>>34007040

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>>34007054
>someone saved my shit edit

>>34006931
…why would you leave your email address in?

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>>34007053
>>Decuddly

>>34007157
Decuddly is actually 2nd evolution stage of Deculture. The 1st is Denoodly.

>>34007175
Mega evolves into Meguculture

>>34007252
>Not Hugeculture

>>34007262
I was attempting to cram Mega/Meguca/Deculture into one word, but that works and is an actual nickname.

>>34007262
Hugeculture is the third evolution, which evolves into Meguculture, nya.

>>34007302
Are we still doing Pokemon? I don't recall pokemon evolving so many times outside of branched evolutions, and that would be just wierd in this case.

>>34007302
>the third evolution
Wouldn't that be Deswole to keep with the naming pattern.

>>34007350

I like this

>>34007338

Recently they introduced mega evolution. It's more like a battle buff than a real evolution though.

>>34007175
>>34007252
>>34007262
>>34007296
>>34007302
>>34007338
>>34007350
So the name is Deculture, and the evolution path is:
Denoodly>Decuddly>Deswole
and the Mega is Hugeculture through the use of Megucite

>>34007350
>Denoodly
>Decuddly
>Deswole

DRAWFAGS!

>>34007389
Perfect.

>>34007373
I'm aware of Mega Evolution, it's just mentioning 3rd and 4th evolutions that threw me for a loop.

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>>34007389
That sounds about right.

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>>34007391
This going to be the new summoning ritual?

>>34007389
His elemental type starts off as healing then he gains fighting at the second evolution.

>>34007405
Third evolutions have been around since Gen 1 and Mega Evolutions can be a fourth step, yeah~

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>>34007389

>>34007391

I'm stuck in a horrendous traffic jam or I'd be drawing this now as a glasses Bunny fighting mon that gets increasingly huge

We could use the excess names for different forms.

>>34007413
No, the new ritual is posting legs.

wait is decu actually a grill

>>34007456
She can be whatever you want him to be.

>>34007456
Anon, everyone is grill when they wear a cute dress.

>>34007456
If you want her to be one.

>>34007416
Oh, no, I understand where I fucked up now. I thought the first three stages were >>34007175
Deculture, Denoodly, and Decuddly, with Deculture as the basic and Denoodly as the stage 1 and Decuddly as the stage 2. Stage 3 in my mind would have been Mega Evolution, but I didn't have any idea what the hell stage four was.

>>34007493
Ohhh, that makes sense. I didn't even factor in 'Deculture'.

That's clearly the name of the trainer that looks suspiciously like Deswole that has like six Denoodlys.

>>34007518
He also likes butts because they're comfy and easy to touch.

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>>34007389
>>34007414
>Implying his element isn't Fairy.

>>34007546
But healing is fairy it looks soft and fluffy but it beats you up and makes you cry.

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>>34007414
>Healing type
took me a second but now I can't stop laughing

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>>34007453
>new ritual is posting lewds.
fixed

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>>34007606

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>>34007606

>>34007456
We all are little girls here anon.

>>34007709
I thought everyone knew this?

>>34007709
Just a bunch of girls fighting over Waifus.

>>34006838 >>34006850 >>34006857

Judging by all the noise in the background and the fact that she's murmuring numbers under her breath tells you that you've just caught Sayaka during one of her legendary weight training sessions, where she takes up the entire gym for an entire day.

This is allegedly because - and you're sure this is just bullshit - all her sets need all the available weights in the gym itself, no matter which machine or free weight she's using. If anything, it's probably because she just hates having to work out with someone else around.

You shake your head here, before mildly admonishing Sayaka on her rather unique way of greeting her soon-to-be officially-ratified Warmaster on the phone. And you thought she was a stickler for protocol and all that.

"Fifty-nine, sixty, sixty one..." Sayaka breathes into your ear, the clank-clank-clank of whatever beastly weight she's hauling around strangely comforting in its rhythm, like a heartbeat. "...Murderface, if you're just fucking around because you're bored or sick with paperwork or whatever, then just put the phone down before I say something that'll compromise our fragile work relationship, alright?...seventy-two, seventy-three...." The Eversor continues to count in between sentences, impressively not missing a beat. "...I'm busy at the moment, if you haven't figured out by now, ass."

...If she's going to be that way, fine, you grumble in reply - although you can tell by the audible lack of her usual venom that's she isn't all that displeased with your call. Anyway, you just called to let her know that you're taking a break before you get ratified as Dildo Emperor of the Ninth.

"I'm not your goddamn secretary, Murderface, but fine, I'll take note of it." Sayaka replies, still sneaking in numbers after every pause in her words. "...Anything else?"

Yeah. You were wondering if she wanted to come along. Since it's lunchtime and everything. You figured you should ask, at least.

[1/2]

>>34007784

Yeah. You were wondering if she wanted to come along. Since it's lunchtime and everything. You figured you should ask, at least.

There's silence at the other end - no clanking, no counting, and it seems the music in the background's been paused, too.

You're about to ask her if she heard you at all, before a loud and heavy metallic bang suddenly erupts from your phone's speaker, very nearly making you drop your phone.

What the FUCK was that?

"What? Oh, sorry. Just finished with my set, that's all." Sayaka replies, her voice now even, completely devoid of the breathlessness earlier. ...Fucking Eversors. "Anyway, sure, why not. Charles' bar, right? Or do you have somewhere else in mind?"

...So she's going with you, then? You can't help but blink in surprise at this. You were expecting her to refuse, after all. ...Anyway, Charles' bar, yeah. You're headed over there right now.

"Ten minutes. Wait for me there." And with a silent click, Sayaka ends the call. You blink again, before frowning at the screen of your phone. ...Well, she said yes, so that's probably alright.

You make your way to the bar without any notable hassle - the lunch hour somewhat deserting the corridors you had to walk along on your way out. Across the street, Hanegawa's is seeing brisk business, all the tables and counters either taken up by harangued-looking salarymen or equally harangued-looking Magical Girls.

The smell of ramen is somewhat enticing, but you're not going to barge into that mess for a bowl. Better to just drink your lunch, neater and easier all around.

[2/3]

>>34007798

As you step inside your favorite bar - the immediately-familiar sights, smells and sounds making you sigh in heart-warming nostalgia - it's here that you stop and blink at the classy-looking grand piano sitting in one corner of the bar, where a couple of booths had once been. It's...hilariously out of place in the worn-down, seedy bar, with its glossy premium black paintjob and shining ivory keys. And sitting before it, scowling in his usual way as he leafs through what looks like a beginner's guide to Piano-playing is none other than Charles himself.

...Christ, you haven't really been away for THAT long, have you? It only seems like yesterday that you took Kumatora here, when you got that box with a severed head in it! What the fuck is this piano doing here?

What do you do now?

[]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?
[]Forget about the piano, make your way to the counter, grab a seat, and wait to be served.

>>34007816
[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?
Exposition, ho!

>>34007816
>[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

Its a bomb, JC!

>>34007816
>[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

>>34007816
>[]Ask about the piano

Hope it's not a huge bomb, planted by someone who knows how much time we spend here and doesn't care about collateral damage.

>>34007816
>[]Forget about the piano, make your way to the counter, grab a seat, and wait to be served.

Screw piano.

Obtain alcohol.

>>34007816
[x]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

We're sorry we left him for so long that he's gone mad trying to attract new clientele.

>>34007816
[x]Forget about the piano, make your way to the counter, grab a seat, and wait to be served.

>>34007816
[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

"Playin' music... duh."

>>34007816
>[]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

Time for Chiaki to secretly be a piano prodigy.

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>>34007816
>[x]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

>>34007816
[X] Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

Is it me or does Charles look like Garterbelt from how I picture him?

>>34007816
>[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

TIME FOR THREE STOOGES VARIETY HOUR

>>34007816
>[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?
made it in time!

>>34007862
It is not just you.

>>34007816
>[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

Dildoes probably knows how to play.

>>34007816
>[X]Forget about the piano, make your way to the counter, grab a seat, and wait to be served.

>>34007857

Bet you five bucks that either Dildos or Braids knows how to.

>>34007816
>[]Ask Charles about his new piano. Communicate in scowls, the language of surly types everywhere

>>34007862
its actually that rude negroes from pulp fiction

>>34007890
Let's find out. Start playing Danse Macabre while we wait for her to show up.

>>34007816
>[x]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?
Sayaka's coming, quick, hide classic music!

>>34007816
>[x]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?
Given Charles' and Murderface's rapport, this will inevitably end up with Chiaki looking at sharles, Charles looking at Chiaki, then Chiaki going to fetch herself a drink.

>>34007896
Sucker's bet.

>>34007922
Samuel L Jackson's character?

I'm sorry, I haven't watched Pulp Fiction.

>>34007816
>[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?
>[X] Ask if we could play it.

>>34007931
Yeah, shit. It could get bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM4WPmqr3WA

Who thinks this is sufficiently dark to be playing?

>>34007816
>[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?

It's filled with snakes, I guarantee it. Sounds awful, Charles opens it up to tune it, BLAMMO. Cobras out the ass.

>>34007816
[x]Forget about the piano, make your way to the counter, grab a seat, and wait to be served.

It's a bar, there's a piano now for ambiance, making it less of a shitheap. What's to explain?
Just hand over the bottle, Charles, she'll take care of the rest.

>>34007816
[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for? And make a note to ask the Three Stooges if any of them know how to play, Midori'd probably love that shit.

>>34007816
>[x]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?
did he ever talk to us at all? Well let's still give this a shot.

>>34007816
[X]Ask Charles about his new piano. The hell is it for?
[X]Ask the voices in our head if we can play piano?

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>>34007942
>I haven't watched Pulp Fiction.
If I were to make you a list of movies you should totally see, Pulp Fiction would be two of them. Heck, even our university professor referenced it in his lessons.

>>34007998
>And make a note to ask the Three Stooges if any of them know how to play, Midori'd probably love that shit.

inb4 Murderface = secrelty a virtuosic piano player

>>34008041
0/10 would not study under

>>34007968
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzmmTlyiMzI
>consider the following.jpg

>>34008041
Quentin Torantino is the most overrated movie director ever.

>>34008041
I've had my classmates quoting it when I was studying for my Quiz yesterday.

That said, I'll see if I can grab it sometime.

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>>34007816
I HOPE YOU LIKE BLOOD AND PIANO

DID I DO THAT RIGHT

>>34008082
Stupid cat, it's BLOOD AND PAIN. Get it right.

>>34008067
If we're going there, we might as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WLv7oGM8Kg

>>34008082

I want a version that says 'Count Zero'

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Threadly reminder that Mami set us up to be killed by Kirlia by warning her we were coming, is judged a significant risk with unknown loyalties by whoever left our recordings, has lied to us and gotten our equerry and best friend to do the same, has an army of magical girls ready to kill or die for her, is rated a massive threat by our axe, controls what paperwork crosses our desk, and supplies enough of our food that she is potentially drugging us into trusting her irrationally (it does seem like our doubts about her clear up quickly after eating those pancakes).

Christ, we apologized to her after she confessed to tipping off Kirlia. And she's not naive enough to think that bitch would do anything other than stab us. And we refer to her as "our blonde victory goddess". Whatever she's spiked our damn whiskey and pancakes with is some good shit.

>>34008082
I bet the piano is strung with the sinew of magical girls whose Soul Gems were consumed by Pinky.

>>34008168

Threadly reminder you a shit

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>>34008168
>Kirlia

>>34008168
>Mami is objectively shit
>best_meguca.jpg

???

>threadly flamebait
She hasn't even been mentioned in this thread. Try and be less obvious. Feeding, trolls, etc.

>>34008069
So much is true. Pulp Fiction is the only good movie he made.

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>>34008168

She really has our best interests at heart.

>>34008212
Always the pokémon!

Threadly reminder that Sayaka brought up the concept of a threesome with us.

>>34008243
eh, i liked django and reservoir dogs, but i think that's just my shit taste

>>34008258
After posting that I realized that I need to see Midori cosplaying as Kirlia or Gardevoir.
Maybe the entire main (and a few of the side) cast as well.

>>34008183
>>34008230

Damn right I'm a shit.

But shadowruns are better than waifufaggotry to fill in time when Dec isn't posting, in my book. Anything that makes us try to remember all the shit that happened hundreds of threads ago has it's place.

>>34008214
>Objectively a shit

Nah, she's just withholding information / manipulating us with the best of intentions. I added the picture title to fuck with the "REMOVE MAMI" fags.

>>34008285
New topic : Who is what Pokemon

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>>34008168
>be allies with Mami and Sayaka whole game
>suddenly cheese demon befriends them and turns them on me
>probably will declare war

Do not trust justice. Justice is lies.

>>34008272
Kill yourself already attentionwhore.

>>34008273
Django was alright up until the German's death and following shoot-out scene. that was out of place and too... over the top.

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>>34008302

Mami is a good head of state

>>34008290
How's this for a shadowruns for you?

>The piano in a bar is a Callidus foci that was planted there for us as a trap.

>>34008290
While I believe that Mami is based, I actually really like that you're posting this threadly reminder; it's important to keep these things fresh in people's minds.

now kill yourself for insulting mami-donyo

>>34008302
>Jewish Meguca State

>>34008328
Naah, its Wendy. She is using callidus tricks to make herself look like a piano in the hope that we will play with her.

Threadly reminder that we reminded ourselves that Mami is useful as long as she's on our side

>>34008366
but is she?

>>34008302
Never trust the fucking Tiroese, anon. I always make a point of crushing the filthy Tiros when I play against them, ASAP.

But I like to play as Nagisa, so maybe it's just mogu mogu~

>>34008383
We haven't died yet.

>>34008336
Mami uses blitzkrieg! It's super effective!

>>34008341
Alright, hows this then?

>The Piano was brought in by the cult as means for Pinky to make Sayaka listen to the music and turn her in to the fish she was meant to be.

>>34008383

We just need to be on her side.

>>34008412
BEGON, SATAN!

Hello, Shamuuu

What are the chances of Sayaka (suddenly) knowing how to play?

>>34008412
If only it was a violin

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>>34008385
What a fucking whore. Time to remove Mami.

>>34008394
She could just be using us to gather the GWs, then when we have 19 and are looking for the last one (the musket one she has hidden away), BLAM!.

>>34008412
Now we're getting somewhere. Just watch out for the cobras inside it.

inb4 this entire quest eventually devolves into a state of anarchy, where instead of incubator-lead factionos, we have meguca-lead factions where they try to destroy each other in endless war

>>34008460
fuck off newfag

>>34007830 >>34007834 >>34007835 >>34007853

You rap your knuckles on the piano's glossy black surface - and a grunt issues from Charles, telling you in no uncertain terms that you now have his attention, and that if you tried that again, you'd be going back to your Office missing an arm.

You can't help but smile at this, and it's with that same smile that you hold up your offending hand in apology. He grunts again, and you take this as a signal to ask your question. You do so by gesturing to the piano, with a questioning scowl on your face.

Charles grunts again - or more accurately, growls, before raising the book he's been leafing through and tapping a cigar-thick, black-nailed finger on the cover. Specifically, on the part where it said BEGINNER'S GUIDE in large, friendly font.

Huh. So he wants to learn how to play, then?

Another grunt. ...Right. It's been a lifelong dream of his, apparently, to be an accomplished pianist - and it's only now that he'd managed to get enough money for the model he wanted: a Steinway & Sons. He'd also been dreaming of classing up the bar into something resembling the speakeasies of old, where classy people went to unwind and drink classy booze.

Yet another grunt from the afro-topped mountain of scowling muscle tells you that it's also only now that he finally worked up the courage to pursue his true calling. Bartending was apparently just a hobby to him, not something he wanted to do forever.

It's here that you look at him in alarm. But if he's going to be playing the piano full-time, who's going to tend to the bar? Who'll be the bartender?

Charles narrows his eyes at you, before pointing a meaty finger towards the bar's front glass window, where a neatly-written sign is propped up against. 'HELP WANTED', it said to the world outside your personal happy place.

...Ah. So he's looking to hire a replacement. But until then...?

[1/2]

I wonder when Decu is going to write a scene where the choices are

>[]Eat Mami's pancakes
>[]Do not Eat Mami's pancakes

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>>34008273
I never expected to have a use for this image, but here it is.

>>34008492

At your own questioning look, Charles grunts once more, before finally standing up from the chair and moving back behind the bar. There's a loud bang as he slams an unopened bottle of Kong on the dented wooden counter, along with your customary glass. ...And a saucer of peanuts.

Well. That settles it, then.

As you move towards your rightful place, though--

+ Oh, a piano! A-and it's even a Steinway & Sons! They're really very good, you know! ...I wonder...I wonder if I can still play a bit... +

+ Hmph. Well, at least the large buffoon seems to have taste. +

+ OVERPRICED. ENTRY-LEVEL. PIECE OF CRAP. +

How do you react? It seems that the stooges are taking an interest with the piano.

[]Ask Charles if you could have a go.
[]Ignore them for now, go get your booze.

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>Not trusting the mumi

It's not like she's ever hidden anything from us cmon

>>34008513
>[X]Ask Charles if you could have a go.
The piano calls to us.

>>34008513
>[]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

Because why not.

>>34008513
>[]Offer to teach Charles using one of the stooges

>>34008513
>[X]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

>Braids knows how to play
Gee I wonder why.

>>34008513
>[X]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

>>34008513
>[x]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

Take to the stage, Braids/Dildoes.

>>34008513
>[]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WLv7oGM8Kg
This seems like a good bar song.

>>34008513
>+ OVERPRICED. ENTRY-LEVEL. PIECE OF CRAP. +
My sides.

>>34008513
>[x]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

May as well

>>34008513
>[]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

I bet Charles is actually Mami

>>34008513
[X]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

We still owe braids for accidentally insulting her.

Besides, Sayaka will arrive soon, which means this is going to be hilarious.

>>34008513
>[x]Ask Charles if you could have a go.
Yes, because I have no reason yet to build a scaled piano

>>34008513
[X] Ask Charles if you could have a go and a bottle of Kong to go with it.
[X] Offer to teach Charles the basics, with Braids' help.
[X] Apologize to Braids for offending her about Sayaka.

Might as well make amends with Braids now, while she's somewhat amendable to speaking with us.

>>34008513
>[x]Ask Charles if you could have a go.
>[X]Check for Callidus traps first.

>>34008536
To impress Sayaka.

>>34008513
[X]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

If we do suck, might be good for him to know that we're worse than him, I'm sure can appreciate that.

>>34008513
>[x]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

We need to be playing something appropriately haunting and ominous for when Sayaka shows up.

>>34008513
>[X]Ask Charles if you could have a go.
TIME TO TEMPT FATE
AND POSSIBLY THE FUTURE OF OUR BOOZE ACCESS

>>34008513
>[]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

Because why not.

And I want to see Sayaka's face when she sees Chiaki playing the piano.

>>34008513
>[ x ] Get a gulp of Kong.
>[ x ] Ask Charles if you could have a go.

>>34008513
>[x]Ignore them for now, go get your booze.
WE CAME HERE FOR A REASON, DAMNIT

>>34008513
>[X]Ignore them for now, go get your booze.
lets not show the guy that his most drunk client know how to play better that him pleas

>>34008513

>[x]Ignore them for now, go get your booze.

We need booze

>>34008513
>[x]Ignore them for now, go get your booze.
Charles seemed angry when we touched it. Probably not a god idea to try playing with his new toy before he does.

>>34008513
>[x]Ignore them for now, go get your booze.

>>34008583
Changing that to this:
>>34008590

[X] Ask Charles if you could have a go and a bottle of Kong to go with it.
[X] Offer to teach Charles the basics, with Braids' help.
[X] Apologize to Braids for offending her about Sayaka.

This actually is a very good opportunity to apologize.

The fact we actually asked Sayaka to join us only makes it fit better (proves we are trying to slowly becoming more friendish with Sayaka).

>>34008513
>[X]Ask Charles if you could have a go.
Classiness intensifies.

>>34008513
>[X]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

I kinda wanted to ignore the piano, but I can't say no to Braids. Dammit...

>>34008513
>Ask if you can have a go.

Seconding >>34008566 for song choice

>>34008513
>[x]Ask Charles if you could have a go.
Of course!

wait... if charles has a help wanted sign up,

and we have yet to station wendy,

couldnt we just say fuck the rules and make her be the bartender?

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>>34008412

>>34008566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg

>>34008513
>[x]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

>>34008513
Looks like all 3 of them can play. I wonder what they each like.

Murderface is probably heavy metal or something. Then again, she might have a hidden soft and sensitive side.

Dildoes probably likes some high-level classical music or something.

Braids something nice and happy maybe?

>>34008513
>[]Ask Charles if you could have a go.
>all the stooges know how to play

THIS....this must be our destined instrument!

>>34008500
This thing. It is a good thing.

>>34008513
[x]Ask Charles if you could have a go.

>>34008513
[X] Ask Charles if you could have a go and a bottle of Kong to go with it.
[X] Offer to teach Charles the basics, with Braids' help.

>>34008513
>[x]Ask Charles if you could have a go.
Screw Dildos. Channel MURDERFACE.

>>34008492
I found it pretty funny that Charles and Chiaki are apparently actually pretty close, considering Chiaki was able to so easily decipher what were basically grunts from Charles.

Lets use our new position to hire Charles a music instructor!

>>34008708
Nah, I bet Murderface would go full concert pianist.

>>34008736

I've been squee'ing the last five minutes over how cute it is to have them communicating through grunts and scowls. It's the best thing

If I didn't know you guys any better, I would say that you guys are actually trying to waifu Sayaka.

>>34008051
Wait...holy crap I was right?!

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>>34008513

>>34008775
We shall win Sayaka over with the power of music!

>>34008736
>>34008755
Charles is a swell guy.

>>34008775
I wouldn't say we're aiming for it, it just sort of happens?

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>>34008775

I hope we play something melancholic like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biv68BD8EQQ

>>34008796
Watch Dildoes play that song that turns Sayaka into a witch, have it happen, have Sayaka-witch kill Charles, have Kyoko go mad and kill Midori in revenge only to have to be put down by Mami who will then commit suicide out of guilt.

These things can escalate quickly you know.

>>34008781
>+ OVERPRICED. ENTRY-LEVEL. PIECE OF CRAP. +

Sounds like it, Murderface seems to know her pianos.

>>34008775
>>34008796
Watch Murderface play Oktavia's song, and Sayaka hears it and has a breakdown.

Gotta get on that healing-type writing, Dec.

>>34008708
>Murderface is probably heavy metal or something.
Piano cover of DMC's Satsugai?

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>>34008818
>not this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BchDZue9LeE

Step up, son.

>>34008831
As if witnessing the Time-stop in its freaky state wasn't enough already to freak her out.

I just hope we can prevent her from going over the side.

>>34008821
and then we fuck wendy

>>34008855
Well, when the time comes we should remember the warning Braids gave us.

>>34008854
>Not jamming out to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG_tQZMUK00

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>>34008869
Then all is right with the world.

>>34008873
Oh right I forgot MGNQ was a big Cave Story reference.

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>>34008854
Max payne fuck yeah!

>The trick in my situation was that there was no trick, no matter what the movies tell you. No rules, no secret mantra, no road map. It wasn't about how smart or how good you were. It was chaos and luck, and anyone who thought different was a fool. All you could do was to hang on madly, as long and hard as you could.

>>34008870
For the benefit of some of us, what promise was that?

>>34008898
In every other timeline, there's been a point where Sayaka has asked us to trust her, we don't, and she witches out shortly after, IIRC.

>>34008898
Something about Sayaka dying/witching because we always refuse to trust her in a critical moment or something?

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>>34008891
Remember, anon. Mirrors are more fun than television.

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>>34008919
The only thing that has more more worried than people trusting mumi is people not trusting Sayaka when the time comes.

>>34008891
It's funny, I never realized how much this quest shouted out MP until I finally played it recently.

>>34008898
+ There was always that one time when things started getting really bad, and Sayaka wanted to do something...that would seem too dangerous, or too risky, or just...just too stupid. We'd do our best to stop her, because...because we don't want to risk losing her, or her getting hurt, or getting Madoka hurt.+

She pauses to take a shuddering breath. + Each time, Sayaka-san would tell us to trust her, that she knows what she's doing. And we would never believe her, and we'd do everything we could to make sure she doesn't go through with what she's planning. +

Another sniffle. + She witches out approximately two days, thirteen hours, twenty minutes and fifty-eight seconds later, Matsuda-san. And every time...it's not pretty. + A weak laugh. + Especially when we fell in love with her at one point, too. +

--

Wow. Down to the seconds. Thats pretty consistent.

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If we're good enough we might have a new carrot for Sayaka. Or maybe a whip?

>>34008969
So that person who talked about Sayaka route after Kyouko died was wrong, right?

We probably would have a shitty lack of Officio

We need to make a band. Put Sayaka on the violin and Kyouko on the drums.

>>34008982
Aww yeah. Based Dan.

>>34008982
>there is no pool under Sayaka

>>34008982
D'aaww so cute!

>>34008886
>implying it's not

>Chiaki is Quote
>Midori is Curly. Gets shot trying to do her "job" but then joins up with Chiaki/Quote.
>The Mimigas are the Officio megucas. They help with shit sometimes, but mostly useless.
>Oriko is Misery
>Next bosses, etc
>Final Sacred Grounds boss is Mami

>>34008986
I thought the one who said Sayaka route might be possible if Kyouko died was Deculture. And maybe trusting Sayaka to not witch out is what we'd need to do, instead of doomsaying it all the time like this.

>>34008969
Man, it makes you think. If Braids could end up with Sayaka, who else was there? Was there a timeline when Homura hooked up with Kyoko? Considering the sheer number of repeated timelines, it is statistically possible.

>>34009035
Didn't he say that sending Kyouko on the Kirlia mission was just her death flag?

>>34009028
>Sacred Grounds = Mumi's breasts

>>34009046
Technically, through the multiple time lines, Homura could of hooked up with every named character in the series. It's statistically possible.

>>34008708
>Murderface is probably heavy metal or something. Then again, she might have a hidden soft and sensitive side.
And she knows her way around kitchen...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

>>34009049
Yep, Kyoko would have certainly died.

>>34008990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd1xw-hbLHg

>>34009078
MURDERSALAD is best salad.

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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1768836
Are we still talking about depressing piano songs? I don't think I'm ever going to get over this one, for better or worse.

>>34009073
For you, sir.

What if touching a witch with her grief seed/witch core was a way to unwitch them? And this is the reason we found the Oktavia which core?

>>34008854
>>34008873
>>34008818
>>34008566
>>34008100
>>34008067
>>34007968
Thanks for all the music, guys. It's made the thread a lot more enjoyable.

>>34009125
Yeah, its been great listen. Thanks anons.

>>34009125
Did the play piano vote win?

If so, wonder if Decu will recommend something.

>>34008982
dawwww

>>34009120
its clearly molesting blondes

how else did kharn come back from being a witch?

>>34009118
Perhaps, in a previous time line, due to some state of mental instability... Homura fell for Kyubey! DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!!!

>>34008398
oy vey

>>34009167
...
There are some things that just do not bear thinking about

>>34009118
>Are we still talking about depressing piano songs?
It's not piano, but fuck that, it's fitting the mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZOuy4YM0AI

>>34009167
Someone correct me if I am wrong, but Chiaki did get QB points in this quest.

Don't get between the true love of a space mutant cat and a magical girl anon.

>>34009167
>>34009207

operation fuck waifus get QB end is go

>>34009207
>QB can grow tentacles

>>34009201
I admit that would be damn fitting.

Now I am filled with memories. Damnit.

>>34009218
>MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OBTAIN
>JEWMURA MODE GET

>>34008532 >>34008536 >>34008550 >>34008564

You glance towards the unopened bottle of Kong, and then at the piano. ...Any other time, the choice would've been sickening and depressingly easy to make. But now--

You clear your throat at Charles, before pointedly cocking your head towards his shiny new toy. For a moment, it looks as if he's going to refuse - but you get your answer in the form of a slow, deliberate nod. The motion akin to a ponderous landslide or avalanche in its menacing slowness.

+ N-norway! + Braids squeaks in your mind as you slide behind the piano keys, planting your ass firmly on the cushioned seat. At the bar, Charles bites off the tamper-proof cap of the bottle of Kong, before pouring you a double. + He...he's actually letting you play HIS piano? Even before he'd learned how to play properly on it...? +

Well, yeah, you pulse back. You just asked, and he let you. Shows how far proper manners can get someone.

+ B-but-- +

Why is she that bothered about it, anyway? It's your turn to frown now, even as Charles comes up to place your glass of Kong on the piano top itself - with a coaster underneath to protect the paint. He'd also placed your saucer of peanuts beside it. It's not a big deal, isn't it? Charles didn't seem to think so, and you only asked because, well, the stooges themselves sounded like they wanted a go.

You take a moment to sip from your full glass - careful not to spill a drop - before putting your drink back on top of the coaster and then resting your fingertips on the keys. Somehow, this feels...familiar. Strange, but at the same time very nostalgic.

+ I...I know that, but even a novice would--+ Braids begins, still stuttering, but it's here that Dildoes cuts her off. + Let's not expect the Nameless One to bother herself with the trifles of piano etiquette. We expressed our desire, and she was willing enough to grant it. +

[1/2]

>>34009242

This seems to work. + I...I suppose... + Braids replies a moment later, sufficiently cowed. + I, I guess he isn't too worried about that, either, if he let her borrow it... +

+ Indeed. + A nearly-inaudible swish tells you that Dildoes made her annoying hair-flip gesture again. + Now, what shall we play? We do have a captive audience, you know. We shouldn't disappoint them. +

You blink at this, and look around the bar. ...It's empty, as it usually is, with the exception of you and Charles, the bar owner glaring at you from behind the counter. His vascular, musclebound arms crossed over his chest.

Yeah. Captive audience, alright.

What will you try to play? You have time to play just one tune before Sayaka arrives.

[]Something from Braids' memories.
[]Something from Dildoes' memories.
[]Something from Murderface's memories.

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>>34009225
>>34009218
>>34009207
>There are currently people who trust QB in this thread
>Some of them are the very same people that dont trust Mumi

WORSE THAN 2.1 MEGAHITLERS

>>34009251
>Something from Dildoes' memories

>>34009251
[X]Something from Braids' memories, but not before telling her that Sayaka is coming

>>34009251
[x]Something from Murderface's memories.

This is going to be AMAZING.

>>34009251
[x] Murderface Murderface Murderface

>>34009251
>[]Something from Murderface's memories.

I think it might be fun.

>>34009242
>norway

>>34009251
>[X]Something from Murderface's memories.

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Braids' memories.
I want to hear Murderface music too, but this one seems most suitable for the moment.

>>34009251
>[X]Something from Murderface's memories.
She recognises piano class instantaneously, she probably knows some amazing virtuoso shit.

>>34009251
>[]Something from Murderface's memories.

We don't get enough of her, and we know she's secretly the best at it.

>>34009251
[x]Something from Dildoes' memories.

>>34009251
>Dildoes

Just because I'm a fan of proper, classical music.

>>34009251
Braid's memories

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Braids' memories.

>>34009251
>[X]Something from Braids' memories.

Let's make Sayaka swoon. Maybe play Murderface later.

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>>34009251
[x]Something from Dildoes' memories.

>>34009251
[X]Something from Braids' memories, but not before telling her that Sayaka is coming

We still owe her an apology for offending her a while back, even if it was accidentally.

>>34009265
It's not a case of trusting QB, it's just a case of teaching him to love!

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Murderface's memories.
She's the best at it. I know it.

>>34009251

[x]Something from Braids' memories.

There is no other option

>>34009251
>dildoes memories

>>34009251
>[]Something from Dildoes' memories.

>>34009251
>[]Something from Murderface's memories.

>>34009251
>[]Something from Braids' memories.
Because Sayaka.

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Dildoes' memories.

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Braids' memories.

As much as I want to hear what murderface can do, Sayaka is coming.

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Murderface's memories.
this will either be glorious or a desaster.

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>>34009251
[x]Other
[x]Playing the Piano seems familiar
[x]Try to recall on your own how to do it, maybe there is some sort of memory still left

>>34009251

>[x]Something from Braids' memories.

>not playing something for best equerry

>>34009251
[x]Braids, tell her sayaka will be here

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Braids' memories.
Sayaka is coming.

>>34009251
>[X]Something from Braids' memories.

>>34009251
[X]Something from Braids' memories.

>>34009251
>[]Something from Murderface's memories.
Murderface a best.

>>34009265
QB in this quest is actually pretty cool.

From the "Ask Deculture thing:"
Question from someone: "If MGNQ Coobie meets PMMM Coobie what happens?"

Answer from Deculture: "It's always refreshing to see someone follow the Old Ways so diligently. But times have changed. Matsuda, please escort my errant brother to the afterlife."

>>34009251
[x]Something from Murderface's memories.
She's the cutest

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>>34009251
>[X]Something from Braids' memories.

>Norway!

Hhhnnnnnngggg

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Braids' memories.

>>34009251
>[]Something from Dildoes' memories.

>>34009334
We don't have anough WIS for that.

>>34009251
>[X]Something from Braids' memories.

>>34009251
[x]Something from Murderface's memories.
Don't do Braids. She has the least experience.

>>34009251
>[X]Something from Braids' memories.

>>34009265
I would take QB over Mami any day.

Then I would try to cheat/remove/kill/disable/get rid of him. But that is beside the point.

>>34009251
[x]Something from Braids' memories.

I want to do something nice for Braids.

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Braids' memories.
Here's looking ya kid.

>>34009334
>>34009351
>[x]Try it on your own

I like this!

>>34009251
[X]Something from Braids' memories.

It seems like the best way to get more Sayaka points

>>34009382
Not sure the "apparent" age applies to memories, but if thats what you want you should go with Dildoes.

Since it was her memories that the others drew on to fly the MiG, we can assume Dildoes is the one with the highest memory storage.

>>34009251

[X]Something from Dildoes' memories.

>>34009251
>[x]Something from Braids' memories.
I want to hear what Murderface has to play, but Sayaka points

>>34009251
I hope we get a chance to play the ones that are not selected this time later.

>>34009251
[X]Something from Braids' memories.

had to flip a three sided coin on this.

>>34009251
[X] Something from Braids' memories.

In order:
Braids -> Murderface -> Dildoes

>>34009251
>[X]Something from Braids' memories.

>>34009375
I imagine chaki would have something like.

19 STR 19 DEX 19 Con 8 INT 6 WIS 8 CHA. That is going planescape torment wise.

>>34009337
I don't see why we would need to play anything for Malal.

>>34009448
>19 STR

>>34009448
19 STR? BAHAHHAHA.

Given how noodly she is though, I have no trouble with 25 DEX.

This is how I think it goes in terms who we should channel/play to:

Braids: Sayaka
Dildoes: Madoka
Murderface: Midori

>>34009448
Yeah, going in 3.5 dnd bullshit stats i'd imagine something like

11 STR (still a meguca you know)
26 DEX
16 CON
12 INT
10 WIS
9 CHA

>>34009464
Being a magical girl she is stronger then human at least. She can't help it if Sayaka has something like 22 STR.

>>34009448
Noodles? 19 STR, 19 CON? You're kidding me.

I'd bring down those stats a fair bit, and bring up the INT, to at least 10 or 11 or so.

>>34009464
>>34009471

She ripped Freon's arms off.

You gotta remember that even though she's relatively small, she's still a magical girl.

Also, really early on, her reflexes were good enough to avoid Sayaka trying to shank her twice, and judo throwing Sayaka once.

>>34009488
>3.5
>Planescape

Heretic.

>>34009493
I would put sayaka at around 30 STR, and Kharn approaching 40 when she's really getting into the swing of things.

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>seriously trying to use dnd stats for this

>>34009510
>She ripped Freon's arms off.
She was on Risa drugs back then.

>>34009519
>2nd Edition
>30 strength

Gods have 25.

>>34009510
She had +9 STR axes at the time.

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>>34009251
THANKS GUYS

I BET MURDERFACE'S WOULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL

NOW WE'RE GOING TO GET HEART CONDITION CHOPSTICKS, NYA

and also Sayaka's panties