>>33998929
>CHECK OUT THE MT. MOON CAVE ENTERANCE

Paras is magic mushrooms the pokemon

>>33998929
>CHECK OUT THE MT. MOON CAVE ENTERANCE

Where has red gotten himself to?

Weren't we in the museum last time? Did that thread never happen?

>KEEP TALKING

>>33998929
>CHECK OUT THE MT. MOON CAVE ENTERANCE

>>33998929
>>CHECK OUT THE MT. MOON CAVE ENTERANCE

>>33999249
>>33999082
>>33998977

It's been a while since you came to the mountains, and it's a hard pressed moment to remember why you stopped coming. The view was gorgeous, and there were just so many fun pokemon like Clefairy to find. In fact, you think, you might catch one of them. You've heard they might be from the moon from RED in one of his weird talkative moods he gets into when pokemon get involved, so an alien would be pretty neat you think. “Hey Blue, pull over by the entrance,” You instruct your chauffeur. The teen obliges, but you're pretty sure that's because he's ogling your chest in the mirror like a pervert.

“How'd this get broken anyway?” BLUE asks about the cut seat belt as he pulls towards the entrance. It's just one of the many myriad exits into the complex tunnels inside that serve to illuminate the interior of the explorable mountain BLUE told you before. You're kind of surprised you were even listening when he was ranting about the mountain before.

Your eyes are on the pristine beauty of the mountain, and all the wild pokemon nearby. The road you two are traveling on is tucked away on a narrow ledge where you can spot gravellers and geodudes rolling down the sides of the slopes, while wild pidgey and spearrow fight for aerial dominance above. “Red had his Beedrill cut him lose. I had him strapped in tight since he jumped the car last time.”

“Is that why he's in the trunk locked in?”

“Yep,” You answer while the car comes to a half by the entrance. “I told him it was like a pokeball, so he could understand how his pokemon lived. The only way he's getting out is if someone said some shit like, 'RED, I choose you-'”

The sound of the trunk bursting out and what you're pretty sure is RED jumping out down the side of the of the mountain cuts off any further ego stroking you've got saved up.

>Not collecting his ass again, let's go to Cerulean
>Not collecting his ass again, let's get explore
>Save his ass
>BE RED

>>33998929
>CHECK OUT THE MT. MOON CAVE ENTERANCE

Red isn't with them, he too busy training his pokemon to handle all the zumbats hordes.

>>33998929
>“Yeah, and she's dating a minor, so she's not exactly in the green either.”
Why didn't I save those Dodger gifs

>>33999509
>BE RED

IT TIME TO GRIND BITCHES.

>>33999509

>BE RED
>SEE RED
>BECOME THE BEST

>>33999509
>BE RED
I didn't want to do this at first, but, I can't deny my pokeboner

>>33999509
>BE RED

>>33999509
>>BE RED

gotta catch em all

>>33999509
>BE RED
You could just write BE AWESOME too

>>33999564
>>33999594
You are RED, and you are kind of lost. Kind of, because you know you are right here. You just don't know where right here is. Once GREEN sent you out to battle you leaped to war with the fury of a pissed of Beedrill, only to find yourself falling down a mountain and blacking out. A stray sun beam pours down one of the many cave entrances from above, likely where you fell into the cave system if you had to guess. You red eyes scan the area, but you're all alone right now with no real guidance. You've still got your pokemon right now and your heavy ass backpack, plus your pokedex at the very least.

Trying to stand reveals several spots of pain where you must have hit a geodude on the way down the mountain, and several scraps have drawn blood, but you're still in the green part of your HP mercifully. All the EV training paid off with some pretty high tank stats, but you're still sorely lacking anything in the SPECIAL department no matter what Brock said in your gym battle.

The caves lead off in several directions, but from you can tell there are THREE choices. One leads towards light, and likely an exit. The second leads upwards, where you hope you might find some rare pokemon. And the third leads inside the mountain where there are sounds of movement coming from.

>OUT
>UP
>IN

>>33999787
>UP
IS IT EVEN AN OPTION
GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL
How many pokeballs do we have left?

>>33999787
>UP

>>33999787
>up

Red would never go in a direction away from rare pokemon.

>>33999787
>UP

RARE POKEMON? UP WE GO. RED KNOWS HIS SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO POKEMON KNOWLEDGE.

AFTER ALL, PROFFESOR OAK TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING.

RED, THE HUMAN COMPUTER/POKEDEX

>>33999787
>UP

>>33999787
>UP

Follow your senses, Red.

>>33999787
Bullshit Red, you just need to train your psykic abilities and your aura abilities.

Your attack stat is pretty damn good though but your special attack means shit unless you can use those hidden human abilities.

Red, you do know humans can read minds, teleport and attack as well make people sleep and hypnotize them with Psychic abilities. You can also see into the future and read the minds of your enemies.

Sabrina got those abilities, you know right red?

>>34000061
And I typed you can read minds twice. Well shit.

Still, Red + Psychic abilties is godlike. We need them.

>>33999833
>>33999848

UP. Up is a very powerful word. It can make people do crazy things, trying to climb a ladder towards some vague goal like pokemon master, or become the head of the business world. You don't worry about that much though. When you say UP, you climb a mountain. It's not hard, you realize as you cling to the side of a cliff face inside the mountain. It's about a 100 meter drop if you fall, but that's not too bad. Maybe you could even climb Mt. Silver you wonder. Of course, it is exhausting, so when you finally climb over the ledge, you pass out again from using up all your PP and your previous energy. Darkness claims you, and when you awake you find yourself atop the mountain.

“...!” You don't scream, because that's for pussies and GREEN. Instead you calmly without any shaking or instinctively reaching for Beedrills pokeball because you got this examine your surroundings. It looks like a plateau of sorts where the ground has leveled off, and the moon is beaming down on you. All around, wild pokemon carry on without a concern, like you're not even close to a problem for them. It's pretty insulting, and if you didn't see the giant space ship you'd be pretty close to punting one of these clefairy.

>PUNT ONE ANYWAYS
>FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
>FUCK THIS I WANT A SPACESHIP

>>34000291
>FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON

Let go explore. We here to get rare pokemon, got start a piss fight with weakling that will gang up on us. Then we pass out against without rare pokemon.

This is serious red time.

>>34000291
>FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON

Red needs to scout the area, to find a shiny or some shit.

>>34000291
>FUCK THIS I WANT A SPACESHIP
>PUNT ONE ANYWAYS

>>34000291
>>34000347
If we find a shiny, blue and green will be so fucking jelly.

>>34000355
>FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON BY PUNTING ONE INTO A SPACESHIP ANYWAYS, FUCK THIS.

>>34000355
THIS

>>34000424
'Of course not, I'm not retarded." Red said this.

>>34000291
>>PUNT ONE ANYWAYS
fucking clefairys

>>34000291
>FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
>FUCK THIS I WANT A SPACESHIP

>>34000332
>>34000347

You are a giant among these tiny ass Clefairy, a mighty king- nay, a god- whose steps shake the earth they tread upon. The pink puff balls don't even come up to your knees, and you see before you a kingdom of faithful followers. On this mountain top lair, you would be the master of all you see. Even that little clefairy over there that looks- oh shit is that a Shiny?

That's a shiny.

That's a shiny.

Fuck, not even those cute Clefairy over by the spaceship with hardhats and engineering stuff are smart enough to save your higher brain functions from the instinctive need to capture that mother fucking Shiny. Your legs tense as the Clefairy makes eye contact with you. Both of you know what this is, and what's about the happen. The pink fairy pokemone seizes up with fear, entire body tense with a frantic need to escape. You're going to catch 'em all though.

You move first, a lightning fast sprint that knocks aside dozens of the alien pokemon and leaves countless others diving out of your way. Longer legs and the initiative would have you on the pokemon in seconds, if it wasn't for the creatures stored moonlight that let it float away. Leg day kept you in the race, and with a leap that could jam a slam you take to the air.

>Roll 1d20, the firs three rolls see how effective the jump and grab combo is.

Rolled 7

>>34000778

Rolled 12

>>34000778
JAM AND SLAM

Rolled 13

>>34000778

Rolled 3

>>34000778
This is the moment where Red goes full Limit Break, moving fast enough that light itself can barely catch up.

>>34000814
>>34000813
>>34000810

Red is just so....

average.

>>34000833
13 is above average, so let hope it enough.

>>34000860
Nah. He needed to be exceptional.

>>34000875
It not shit, so we might have a second chance.

>>34000810
>>34000813
>>34000814
Your hand close around the SHINY's feet, and pull both of you down to the ground at an alarming speed. The Clefairy struggles to kick you off, but you refuse to give in or give up until the two of you collapse into a heap of person and pokemon. Pain throbs in your body, a stiff reminder that you jumped down the side of the mountain an unknown amount of time ago. Speaking of which, shouldn't BLUE or GREEN tried to find you by now?

You don't get a answer, because no one here speaks English and you're not going to get caught talking to yourself in front of a bunch of random ass pokemon. A shadow falls over your and the Clefairy, obscuring the two of your from the moonlight. Your red eyes peel upwards to gaze on the oldest ass Clefaible you've ever seen clutching a twig for a walking stick. Like Jesus Christ this thing has more wrinkles than your nut sack and is so bent over he's sagging lower than your dick.

His free hand points to the side of the mountain ledge, where some noise can be clearly heard over the construction of the space ship. Curious, you crawl over on hands and knees to spy a couple of people in Team Rocket uniforms talking to each other about something.

>Catch the Shiny
>Take down the Mob

>>34001049
>Catch the Shiny
This must be done first

>>34001049
>Throw the Shiny at Team Rocket.

Two birds, one clefairy.

>>34001049
FUCK EVERYTHING
ACQUIRE SHINY AND SPLIT

>>34001049
>Catch the Shiny

>>34001049
>Catch the shiny

Then after that, we can take down team rocket. Because fuck them, we getting giovani to get back on his gym.

Rolled 8

>>34001049
Catch shiny, then beat the hell out of the other people. Priorities and price for negotiations.

They'll try to swindle us with a non-shiny run clefairy otherwise.

>>34001049
>>Catch the Shiny
It's a SHINY

We can do the mob thing after.

>>34001049
>Catch the Shiny

There is literally nothing more important.

>>34001119
>>34001061
The Clefaible stands before you, trying to interrupt you attempt at catching the SHINY. You can practically hear it insist BUT YOU MUST. But you must catch that SHINY old man, you don't understand!

Professor Oak would understand, that's why he's the cool old guy who would be ok with what you're about to do. Maybe it's a little rude, but you punt the Clefaible aside, and gain and uninterrupted line of sight on the SHINY before you. The others cower in fear, terrified by this stranger with red eyes who just assaulted their venerable leader. It's ok though because Professor Oak would understand you're sure of it.

Several minutes later and you've caught a SHINY Clefairy and traumatized a lot of pokemon. Oh hey, where did those Rocket Grunts go though?

>WHAT NOW?

>>34001311
I apologize to them all, then chase after them

>>34001049
Give the shiny some candy. Fairy pokemon like sugar, don't they?

And then let's go kick rocket ass. They're dicks to pokemon for like, no reason. Maybe we can track their footprints or something.

>>34001311
the chase is on!

>>34001311
Apologize, give the shiny some candy and beat up team rocket.

>>34001311
Use our new shiny to beat up team rocket. After we find them.

>>34001311

Pursue Rocket

>I NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP.

>THIS WILL CONTINUE IN THE MORNING.

>TWITTER FOR QUESTIONS

>>34001577
It sounds like someone needs to do leg day.

>>34001577
Oak, you getting too damn weak for GMING.

it only been about 2 hours.

So how will Blue and Green react to Red Shiny?

>>34001598
jelly and gay beastiality porn

>red has a shiny Clefairy now
this quest holy fuck i can't ever stop laughing at it.
dem fairy types though, thats a hell of a power level for when we inevitably need to deal with some damn power dragons.

The Clefairy bit is so in-character feeling, but at the same time I can't help but feel sad for the little things. Damn this autism.

>>34003215
Hey man, they should be thankful we didn't let beedrill loose on them.

>>34003215
It's not autism to feel sad for cutiepies.

>>34003215
It would be more autistic if you didn't.

>>34001358
Can pokemon get diabetes?

>>34010575
As much as they're moving around all the time, I'd be surprised if they didn't require pure sugar as a necessary part of their diet.

>>34010575
You gotta remember that in the games, the only things we're really given as an option to feed them with are all sugary treats.

>>34003215
If they didn't want to get caught, then they shouldn't have been pokemon

>>34012242
Words of wisdom that all trainers should live by.

So I guess we're done here already?

>>34017890
We're already archived, so it wouldn't be a problem if we were.

>>34010810
Or bitter roots that even one's that supposedly like bitter flavors will be pissed at you for feeding them.

Why do you guys keep bumping a dead thread?

>>34020442
Not trying to be a little cunt about grammar here, but that apostrophe threw me off for almost a whole minute there.

>>34020473
Why do some mothers care for their miscarried fetuses?

>>34010810
>>34020442
Don't forget the PROTEIN SHAKE!

>>34022593
Every day is leg day, nigguh

>>34022650
>mfw leg cramps

So is Oak coming back or what?

>>34027003
I'm sure he will if you bump this thread often enough! Still 217 posts to go.

>>34027035
Oak will never stop being old and senile
and before this thread is through, i want our little autist and his sad shiny clefairy to attempt to drive that spaceship and try to ram BLUE in his car.

>>34029062
I can see it happening.

>>34029062
Anon, the clefairy spaceship is too small for Red to fit inside. Unless a Clefairy manages to shrink Red with a lucky Metronome or something.

>>34029062
I want to see this. Unfortunately, looks like 'morning' for Oak won't come anytime soon.

>>34029075
so can i, hence why i said that
>>34029127
pssh all that means is we clearly arn't trying hard enough, we gotta go collect the entire Clefairy tribe and have them build us one.
>>34029147
i agree, and now i'm sad.