>>33969777

Consider this initial offering to be a trial run of things to come, assuming it does not burn in flames. I’ll drop a Twitter/etc. at the end if it seems there’s enough interest for another session/chapter.

If you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. I’d like to think I’ll do Chaos justice here though. The key thing at the end of the day is to have fun, whatever that means in this instance.

Speaking of… Here’s our MC’s character sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharing

All rolls will go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure. The tens value of your infamy score is how many rerolls a session you’ll get (max of 2). Standard 40k stuff, just simplified.

If you have any questions, now’s the time to ask. Otherwise, I’ll push the first bit in about ten minutes.

As you rise from the pool of your “birth,” the first thing you’re aware of is of a Furnace-Daemon waiting near the edge of the vile liquid. It stamps its clawed, digitigrade feet in annoyance before you can even breathe your first breath.

“*This* is all that has been produced from the decimation of Ograrth? A better daemon could have been produced by pouring brass onto a human’s skeleton.”

He stands about a meter taller than you next to a pile of various instruments of war. Behind him and generally all around you, you see countless other Blood Pools from which daemons of all sorts are spewing forth. There too are other Furnace-Daemons, handing out weapons and tasking. The moment you move from your Blood Pool it instantly slurps back into itself before dissipating behind you.

“Well then? Do you have a tongue or should I reduce you back to dust in hopes a proper daemon comes forth?”

> [1] This is just how daemons of Khorne interact. Insult him and demand a weapon. Maybe even challenge him to a duel for good measure.
> [2] He thinks you’re not a proper daemon? You might be unarmed but you still have your horns and claws. (Roll WS)
> [3] Write in

>>33970036
>1

Rolled 78

>>33970036
>> [2] He thinks you’re not a proper daemon? You might be unarmed but you still have your horns and claws. (Roll WS)
Horns and claws AND TEETH.

>>33970036
>[1] This is just how daemons of Khorne interact. Insult him and demand a weapon. Maybe even challenge him to a duel for good measure.

I think i saw something like this before...

>>33970036
>[1] This is just how daemons of Khorne interact. Insult him and demand a weapon. Maybe even challenge him to a duel for good measure.
Demons are assholes, we can't be fighting every prick or we'll never get to the killin'.

>>33970036
> [1] This is just how daemons of Khorne interact. Insult him and demand a weapon. Maybe even challenge him to a duel for good measure.

As for the challenge part "Maybe if "we" ground him back into dust we could actually get a weapon.

>>33970145
>>33970175
>>33970180
>>33970207

“Of course I have a tongue. I merely thought you a pathetic pile of worms festering in its own filth and beneath my notice.”

That earns you a growl infused with both anger and respect. “So you have fire then, good.”

You grin, your razor sharp incisors easily visible. Fire… yes that was a word that seemed to describe you. You knew your true name, Deeuffanir, by instinct, but had not decided upon a more common one until that point. “And more besides. Now hand me a weapon before I wrestle it from your corpse.”

It scoffs. “You couldn’t even wrestle a bloodhound, much less take something from me.” It waves a hand and the pile next to him vanishes. “Find your own weapon. Or are you afraid of proving yourself capable?”

“Hardly.”

The Furnace-Daemon spits boiling blood at your feet and vanishes into the energies of the Warp. Seems you’re on your own. But that’s fine by you. Better to take glory than be given it. It does leave the matter of obtaining a weapon a priority though.

> [1] There are plenty of other Pools around. Try and obtain something from the Furnace-Daemons there
> [2] Think on how to create your own weapon (Roll Int)
> [3] Forget weapons. Your claws and horns are all you need. That and something to fight (Roll Int)
> [4] Call that coward back here and beat a weapon from his corpse
> [5] Write In

>>33970036
>[1] This is just how daemons of Khorne interact. Insult him and demand a weapon. Maybe even challenge him to a duel for good measure.

>>33970036
>> [1] This is just how daemons of Khorne interact. Insult him and demand a weapon. Maybe even challenge him to a duel for good measure.
>> [2] He thinks you’re not a proper daemon? You might be unarmed but you still have your horns and claws. (Roll WS)

Whynotboth.jpg

I'm assuming you are going to be calling for rolls?

Rolled 2

>>33970229
>[3] Forget weapons. Your claws and horns are all you need. That and something to fight (Roll Int)

>>33970254

When relevant yes. I'll keep the DC modifiers a secret though. Probably will also be taking the first roll with the option to reroll when you have enough infamy.

>>33970284

Well then.

I don't think I have ever rolled that well before.

>>33970229
>1

Rolled 50

>>33970229
>[2] Think on how to create your own weapon (Roll Int)

Rolled 91

>>33970229
> [2] Think on how to create your own weapon (Roll Int)
PROGRESSIVE CHAIN-DAGGERS.

> These rolls

I'll give it a few more minutes to see if a bigger consensus builds one way or the other.

Rolled 10

>>33970422
goddamn roll-under systems

>>33970229
>[2] Think on how to create your own weapon (Roll Int)

>>33969777
Khornate Daemon Bride harems are canon, btw, so Khornettes shouldnt be all that rare

Rolled 18

>>33970229
>[3] Forget weapons. Your claws and horns are all you need. That and something to fight (Roll Int)

Time to punch someone

>>33970604
>>33970284

Guys, can we go with this? Those are at least good rolls.

>>33970513
I hereby bequeath my first decent roll to >>33970519 because he forgot to roll his own dice.

>>33970229
>> [2] Think on how to create your own weapon (Roll Int)

>>33970630
They are nice rolls, but a roll hasn't been called for so it doesn't matter.

>>33970672
>Roll Int

>>33970672

You say that, when your own option has >(Roll Int)

>>33970636
I actually didn't roll because a consensuses hadn't been reaches and the roll called for.

Rolled 43

>>33970229
>> [2] Think on how to create your own weapon (Roll Int)

>>33970712
>>33970672

I probably should have clarified that fact, yes. But since we're new, we'll let it slide for now. Writing ya'lls update now.

>>33970295
>first roll
That generally ends poorly for all involved when applied to quests.

>>33970800
Instead of tagging choices with (Roll Int) or whatever, just tag them with (Int)?

Just because we serve Khorne doesn't necessarily make us evil, does it? Like, we don't genocide a bunch of shitty babies for the hell of it?

>>33970712
Whoops, my bad. Wont do it again.
>>33970822
This is smart. It stops anons from rolling prematurely

>>33970805
Yeah, most quests use best of 3, for dice rolling.

>>33970805
It will be fine and there might be different instances where we get multiple rolls.

We also have Infamy so there is that.

>>33970873
Not much challenge in murdering babies.
Unless we're racing someone else, I guess.

>>33970229

Flexing your claws, you consider your options. A simple blunt instrument like a rock would work just fine, but the thought of slicing through bone, muscle, and sinew is just too much to pass up. Unfortunately, the actual art of forging a blade is outside of the knowledge you possess. But… maybe you can kill two problems with one stone. The Lake of Slaughter is home to many a powerful foe, ranging from massive aquatic beasts of bone and brass to dragons made of pure blood. If you couldn’t kill one of them and repurpose their corpse, you might be able to use a fallen daemon’s weapon as well.

Moving with purpose, you leave the pits behind and follow one of the many rivers of pure blood towards the point where they meet. Time means nothing to you, but the sensation of running amid Khorne’s domain is freeing in a way. You eventually come to a massive precipice overlooking a body of pure red miles below. The longer you look, the more you can pick out scenes of battle from amidst the gore. The question now was… which one would you join?

> [1] A Dragon is a worthy foe. Ripping one apart with one’s own claws? Glorious.
> [2] Bone and Brass might make for a good weapon base. Time to go for a swim.
> [3] Join a battle in progress alongside other daemons
> [4] Write in

>>33970873

This is Khorne. Newcanon seems to forget it a bit, but oldcanon is all about honor on the battlefield. There's no glory in killing the weak, hence why Khornate worshipers in the big leagues start major wars and shit. Need to draw out true heroes and champions to find worthy skulls for the skull throne.

>>33970989
>[1] A Dragon is a worthy foe. Ripping one apart with one’s own claws? Glorious.

Glory for glory's sake.

>>33970998
So kidnapping babies as opposed to killing them to draw out the heroic? Hell, killing babies might also work for that. Taking them hostage seems like it might be more effective.

>>33970989

A mere hunt is no fitting tribute for the Lord of Skulls. Only through battle can we forge ourselves as we forge a weapon.

->3

>>33970989
>> [1] A Dragon is a worthy foe. Ripping one apart with one’s own claws? Glorious.

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>>33970873
We are gonna murderhobo like a murderhobo, but murdering babies is just boring.

Heres hoping for a Nurglette sidekick to balance us out.

>>33970989
> [2] Bone and Brass might make for a good weapon base. Time to go for a swim.

>>33970989
>> [1] A Dragon is a worthy foe. Ripping one apart with one’s own claws? Glorious.
Gotta slay the dragon

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>>33970989
No fuck all of that. Fight your way to your patriarch's Throne of Skulls and demand a blade worthy of a daemon who will be leading his legion to battle and glory as a herald.

>>33971077
>>33971049

What are we? Petty mortal heroes on a quest to win paltry favor against a mere beast?

>>33971053
If we were on some planet's moon with a Malalette and they kill us with a rock would that be fucked up or what.

>>33970989
>[1]

>>33970989

Deciding on a Dragon, you focus on picking one of the winged terrors that isn’t currently being hacked at by other Bloodletters. There are half a dozen easily within reach, but which would you attack?

> [1] The one flying under your spot on the cliff has given you the high ground (Agi)
> [2] The one a little ways down the side resting on an outcrop
> [3] The one resting amongst dissolving daemon corpses at the edge of the lake

>>33971140
>A Malalette
>Not killing it on sight
Pretty much asking for it.

>>33971166
>[2] The one a little ways down the side resting on an outcrop

>>33971166
>1
Ooh, like in the smurf movie!

>>33971166
> [1] The one flying under your spot on the cliff has given you the high ground (Agi)
we dragonriding now

>>33971166
>> [1] The one flying under your spot on the cliff has given you the high ground (Agi)

Go big or go home.

Rolled 22

>>33971166
>> [1] The one flying under your spot on the cliff has given you the high ground (Agi)

>>33971140
>Malalette
Shit tier, only thing worse than Daemonette

>>33971166
>[1]
TO GLORY

>>33971194
>>33971200
>>33971202

Get to rolling. For our purposes, >>33971222 will not count.

>>33971166
>[3] The one resting amongst dissolving daemon corpses at the edge of the lake
That one. If your not fighting the most dangerous foe and claiming fame and glory you're Bloodletting wrong

How To Maim Your Dragon Time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E780k9xuyI8

>>33971166
>> [1] The one flying under your spot on the cliff has given you the high ground (Agi)

Rolled 76

>>33971246
Rolling for 3

Rolled 57

>>33971244

Rolled 32

>>33971244

Rolled 76

>>33971244

Rolled 61

>>33971166
>>> [1] The one flying under your spot on the cliff has given you the high ground (Agi)
Murder is best enjoyed in hazardous fashions.

>>33971278

Seems you've forgotten to aim properly. Writing~

>>33971131
Dragons exist to be slain, anon

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Rolled 60

>>33971244

Rolled 65

>>33971166
>[3]
The fact that people aren't immediately fighting the most dangerous thing disgust me. Khorne would be disappoint.

Rolled 82

>>33971362
Most dangerous but not nearest.

Hey, maybe we'll land right next to >[3].

>>33971362
Its sleeping and thus boring, the flier is the only active one.

>>33971404
I thought they were all within immediate range?

>>33971421
>amongst dissolving daemon corpses
The point is it has a kill count and is bold enough to think it can sleep wherever it wants. Wake the fucker up and rip its head off.

>>33971460
Point, I was just explaining my reasoning. Maybe we can tame the flier and crash it into acidbreath.

>>33970229
>[4] Call that coward back here and beat a weapon from his corpse

>>33971166

Diving forth, you plunge through the air intent on landing square upon the beast’s back. However, either it was moving faster than you had judged, or you didn’t have quite the level of control over your body that you previously thought. Instead of impacting where it would have difficulty throwing you off, you end up falling onto a wing.

Your claws dig into the solid plasma and keep you from falling off of your prey. It roars in pain and moves to slam you against the rock face. To a daemon like you though, such an impact is nothing (-3 wounds).

Now next to the cliff face, you quickly decide on a plan of attack…

> [1] Tear through its wings. If it can’t fly, it will fall. You’ll probably be fine too. (WS)
> [2] Claw your way to its throat and try to slice it open/off (Agi + WS)
> [3] Maneuver towards its underbelly and hack away (Agi + WS)
> [4] Use your new position to jump at the dragon still resting on the outcropping (Agi)
> [5] Write in

>>33971482
You're like super-late bru.

>>33971522
> [1] Tear through its wings. If it can’t fly, it will fall. You’ll probably be fine too. (WS)

Rolled 80

>>33971522
>[1] Tear through its wings. If it can’t fly, it will fall. You’ll probably be fine too. (WS)

Rolled 14

>>33971522
>> [1] Tear through its wings. If it can’t fly, it will fall. You’ll probably be fine too. (WS)

Rolled 21

>>33971522
>[1] tear through its wings
>tear through
>TEAR

RIP TEAR MAIME KILL!

>>33971549
>>33971553
>>33971569
we're not rolling yet you drongos

Rolled 1

>>33971522
[5] Grab it's horns and twist and rip it's head off it's shoulders.

Skulls for the Skull Throne!

>>33971589
WHY DID YOU ROLL? WE COULD HAVE USED THAT 1.

>>33971589
>Rolled 1
FUCK.

>>33971522
>> [1] Tear through its wings. If it can’t fly, it will fall. You’ll probably be fine too. (WS)

>>33971522

Idea: We tag all three dragons, then tear them apart all at once. If that's not Khorne-y enough, nothing is.

>>33971589
woo
yay
a nat 1
what a shame it doesn't count

>>33971522
> [1] Tear through its wings. If it can’t fly, it will fall. You’ll probably be fine too. (WS)
Let's fuck it up!

Looks like the wing has it. Though >>33971623 had a good idea.

NOW you can roll.

>>33971589

Naturally the only post that rolls that well involves ripping a skull off.

Khorne is speaking to us.

Rolled 1

>>33971685

Rolled 4

>>33971685
RIP AND TEAR

Rolled 81

>>33971701
Rawlings
>>33971708
Ohshit

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>>33971708

Well then. You really feel like having Dragon Wings for dinner. Writing~

>>33971708
You. You I fucking like.

>>33971708
YES! YES!

captcha: roooli has
yes, we do indeed

>>33971708
>>33971717
>>33971757

FEATHERS FOR THE FEATHER PILLOWS

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>>33971708

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>>33971708
Oh yeah.

>>33971794
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSe38dzJYkY

>>33971708
Brutal

>>33971522

This lizard still has wings. You decide to fix that. Roaring with primal fury you begin slicing through its flesh with your claws and teeth like it was nothing. Ribbons of blood (both solid and liquid) spew from the wounds. The moment the warm liquid hits your body, you move with a renewed vigor. In short order, you’ve reduced the wing you landed on to a tattered mess.

Of course, the Dragon hasn’t sat idly taking your punishment. It’s done its absolute best to try and get you off, failing each time. By the time you move to the other wing, it’s already starting to fall towards the lake below. You, of course, continue to focus on your task.

Minutes, seconds, years, or perhaps no time at all passes with nothing but your body moving as a living weapon. It’s only a few hundred meters above the lake that you remember about the denizens there.

> [1] You have good bait, maybe you’ll catch something good. Ride on! (S)
> [2] Being fish food is not on your to-do list. Time to jump off. (Agi)
> [3] Roar a challenge at the dragon on the shore and attempt to maneuver your falling “steed” towards it. (S)
> [4] Write in

>>33972010
>[3]

>>33972010
> [3] Roar a challenge at the dragon on the shore and attempt to maneuver your falling “steed” towards it. (S)

Ramming speed!

>>33972010
> [3] Roar a challenge at the dragon on the shore and attempt to maneuver your falling “steed” towards it. (S)

>>33972010
>[3] Roar a challenge at the dragon on the shore and attempt to maneuver your falling “steed” towards it. (S)

>>33972010

4) Dragon spine could be an excellent base for a spear. Time to acquire one.

>>33972010
>3

>>33972010
>[3]
SLAUGHTER THEM!

>>33972010
>> [3] Roar a challenge at the dragon on the shore and attempt to maneuver your falling “steed” towards it. (S)

I think you know what comes now.

(Roll for [3])

>>33972010
>> [3] Roar a challenge at the dragon on the shore and attempt to maneuver your falling “steed” towards it. (S)

Rolled 84

>>33972139

Rolled 89

>>33972139

Rolled 59

>>33972139

Rolled 91

>>33972139

Rolled 29

>>33972139

>>33972149

A dragon without wings is hard to fly. Writing~

>>33972180
Well shit, can we at least crash in a fiery way that takes out other daemons?

Rolled 50

>>33972139

>>33972010

“PREPARE YOURSELF LIZARD FOR YOU ARE NEXT!” you roar at the Dragon below. Using your hold on the current one, you pull up on its neck thinking it will be enough to steer the beast within landing or crashing distance. Instead, the entire thing comes off.

At least you have a flail now.

Moments later your combined mass slams into the lake of blood, sending a shower of red into air. Bit of gore swirl around you as you swim to the surface, still clutching your improvised weapon in one claw. On the shore, the one you challenge merely snickers and picks its teeth with a dead Bloodletter’s sword.

You’re close enough to the bank that you can easily make it without attracting attention, but far enough away from your quarry that you’ll have a small walk of shame.

> [1] Temporary shame for everlasting glory. Advance on the new Dragon.
> [2] You’re already in the Lake. And you definitely have something to fish with now. (Ag)
> [3] Count your losses and rest for a moment. The dead tell no tales.
> [4] Write in

>>33972412
>[1]

>>33972412
>> [1] Temporary shame for everlasting glory. Advance on the new Dragon.

It's murder time bitches.

>>33972412
1, with a side of dragging the dead dragon's wing to shore to use as a cape.

>>33972412
Seconding>>33972493

Rolled 17

>>33972493
>>33972508

Adding picking our teeth as soon as we hit shore. The pathetic things petty insults are an affront.

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>>33972412
> [1]
"Just gimmie a second!"

>>33972493

If you'd like to get a wing, you'll need to do a little swimming before going to shore. It would involve an Agility check, but would not involve provoking an attack by something in the Lake. If you'd like to do that, we can.

>>33972532
Or smoking a cigarette. Go full delinquent while wearing a bancho made from dragon wings.

>>33972412
thirded >>33972493

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>>33972412

> [1] Temporary shame for everlasting glory. Advance on the new Dragon.

Hurl insults at it as we walk towards it!

>>33972564
Sure.

This, is an insane, violent, monstrosity of a quest...I LOVE IT!

>>33972566
Smoking a cigarette? Really? Fuck off back to the Pleasure Palace, ya Slaaneshette!

Well since we're going full macho, roll to see if you can catch that corpse before it sinks too far. Then you'll go after the dragon.

Rolled 44

>>33972724

Rolled 52

>>33972724

Rolled 70

>>33972721
Cigarettes are filled with concentrated badass, you know. Every growing Khornette needs to keep a constant diet of cigs n beatdowns if they want to grow up big and killy.
>>33972724

Rolled 48

>>33972724

>>33972751

It's close enough that I'll allow it. Writing~

>>33972751
Dang, 4 off

>>33972721
There's nothing wrong with a smoke after sex!

>>33972779
Sweet!

>>33972412

NEXT update might be slightly delayed, nature calls

Enraged by the taunt, you decide to acquire another trophy before heading ashore. Diving back into the “water,” you kick your powerful legs in coordination with your arms to catch up to the sinking corpse. Putting the neck-flail in your mouth, you use your claws to slice off some of the remaining right wing to use as a cape before returning to the surface. It’s not the most glamorous or imposing of garments, but that’s not the point. The point is you’re going to be wearing and eating Dragon tonight. And that smug bastard is going to be your next trophy.

After arriving on the beach you test out your flail with a few practice swings. It’s obviously not balanced, but it does make a nice, wet-sounding thwack when it hits something. As for your soon-to-be bitch, it’s now preening itself. It pays you absolutely zero attention during your advance, and for perhaps good reason. From above on the cliff, you saw it was sitting upon a large pile of fallen Daemons. Now close enough to it, you realize that what you thought was tens is actually hundreds. The Dragon’s solid blood “flesh” is covered in wounds in various states of healing, with the largest being a gash above its right eye.

A howl of furious wind blows across the Lake and whips both your cape and hair behind you. Silence falls, then you...

> [1] Hurl an insult, then lunge and swing your flail (WS)
> [2] Hurl your flail WHILE hurling an insult. You tore one beast apart with your claws, you’ll do it again. (BS + WS)
> [3] Goad the beast into coming to you (WP)
> [4] Write in

>>33973084
> [1] Hurl an insult, then lunge and swing your flail (WS)
our BS is kinda shit
no wait it's really shit

>>33973084
>> [1] Hurl an insult, then lunge and swing your flail (WS)

>>33973084
>> [1] Hurl an insult, then lunge and swing your flail (WS)

>>33973084
>[1]

Well I'd say that [1] pretty much has it. Go ahead and roll.

>>33973114
Ye of little faith.

Rolled 51

>>33973295

Rolled 9

>>33973295

Rolled 78

>>33973295

>>33973325

Eh, you can't hit every time. Writing~

Rolled 14

>>33973295
Are you doing best of 3?
Or are you averaging it up?

>>33973369
I don't like the fact you're not using the first three rolls.

It kinda leaves the vast majority of players just watching.

>>33973381
First roll is the roll he takes.

>>33973381
He's a turd and running first roll only.
>>33973392
Yep. Fuck participating.

>>33973392
>>33973381
>>33973416

All part of figuring out what works and what doesn't. Averaging can actually hurt more than it helps sometimes. Just something to think about.

Update in a sec.

>>33973472
99% of quests use best-of-first-three.

>>33973472
>Averaging
Best of. Not averaging. Even with averaging, players feel more involved since at the moment you dont need any of us save >>33973325

>>33973495
And? We are doing fine as it is.

>>33973472
Not averaging. Best of three.

Taking the first one only means only one person gets to play, rather than three.

>>33973495
99% of quests are run by little bitches.

>>33973524
see >>33973520
Its just not as fun. I dont even mind him counting the 51, its just boring to watch.

>>33973084

Flashing a toothy grin, you crack your neck and dig your feet into the gravel. “A nest of corpses? How cute. You must be *so* proud to have slain such miserable wastes of flesh. Which, speaking of…” You lick your lips and collect the residue from the lake in your mouth only to spit it into the dragon’s face a moment later. It doesn’t like that one bit.

Before you can so much as blink, the beast is upon you. You barely move out of the way in time of a claw aimed at your abdomen, earning you a fresh wound across it (-3 wounds). In retaliation, you bring the flail up in an arc. It hits somewhere along the collarbone, but doesn’t appear to have done anything meaningful. Well, besides coating it in more blood. More blood is always good, but you’re killing not painting.

You have a split second to react before the next claw comes around, so you…

> [1] Continue on with the flail. It’s the principle of the matter (WS)
> [2] Stop relying on useless tools. Tooth and Claw time (WS)
> [3] Focus on evasion (Ag)
> [4] Can’t wrestle even a bloodhound eh? (S)
> [5] Write in

We’ll do best of three from now on. Obviously a 1 or 100 immediately overrides the rest. Sorry for all the changes mid-quest. Again, new, etc.

>>33973647
>> [4] Can’t wrestle even a bloodhound eh? (S)

Best stat is a go.

>>33973647
>> [4] Can’t wrestle even a bloodhound eh? (S)
>Sorry for all the changes mid-quest
Better than sticking to a bad system out of stubbornness.

>>33973647
>[4]

Rolled 17

>>33973647
>> [4] Can’t wrestle even a bloodhound eh? (S)

Dragon riding, dragon wrestling, dragon ripping, it's all the same to me.

>>33973680
>>33973696
>>33973702

Try not to prove the Furnace-Daemon right. You know what to do.

>>33973647
[1] continue hitting stuff, but harder. try to aim for the head, there was a cut above the right eye. might make it easier if the beast had messed up eyes

Rolled 93

>>33973729
Rollin thunder

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>>33973729

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>>33973729
Dragons are for fagons, rip his shit.

>>33973744
>>33973742
>>33973741

A 44 is enough to pass. Writing~

>>33973741
>>33973742
>>33973744
well I'm glad we switched

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>>33973761
Aw yiss. May our patron saint Doomguy continue to guide us.

>>33973647

Eyeing the bloodstain you just created gives you an idea: Why not *strangle* the bastard to death? It’s kind of like using your claws to rip it apart, and it’ll show that Furnace-Daemon you’re better than a Bloodhound. Speaking of other daemons, it seems there’s a small group of Bloodletters gathering nearby. Adorned with their own trophies of battle, they seem content merely to watch for now. You know full well that they might just be waiting for an opening though.

Roaring at them to stay away, you use your flail again. Hooking it around the Dragon’s neck, you use the momentum of the swing to throw you up onto it. The makeshift garrote holds as you pull it back, earning you a satisfying gag from the lizard.

> [1] Choke it out, whispering sweet nothings of humiliation into its ear as you do. (S)
> [2] You’ve distracted it, claw time (WS)
> [3] You may be a new Daemon, but you’re not that new. A tail or wing or claw is bound to be aimed at you soon. (Ag)
> [4] Write in

>>33973976
>> [1] Choke it out, whispering sweet nothings of humiliation into its ear as you do. (S)

Rolled 42

>>33973976
>[2] You’ve distracted it, claw time (WS)
We have to look cool in front of the bloodletters

>>33973976
> [1] Choke it out, whispering sweet nothings of humiliation into its ear as you do. (S)

Rolled 15

>>33973976
>> [4]

Attempt, using your claws and teeth, to tear a hole in its throat.

>>33973976
>> [1] Choke it out, whispering sweet nothings of humiliation into its ear as you do. (S)

>>33973976
>[2]

>>33974124
Shit, forgot to turn off the dice

Well... we seem to be tied. I am counting >>33974124 as a vote for [2] essentially in this instance. I'll give it a bit more to see what wins out.

>>33973976
> [3]

DODGE!

>>33973976
[3] prepare our anus

>>33973976
> [1] Choke it out, whispering sweet nothings of humiliation into its ear as you do. (S)

>>33974164

This. The dragon's a veteran. He isn't going down to a mere choke no matter how badass we look.

Rolled 41

>>33973976
>>33974164
MOST DODGE

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>>33973976

What's up with this blatant samefaggotry?

Rolled 1

Well we went from not caring about dodging to it being tied with the rest. Or maybe I can't count, in which case yell at me. I'll just roll a d3 here and see what happens. Will write after that.

>>33974398

Course, I say write and I mean you all should roll to see how well you continue to strangle it.

Rolled 14

>>33974398
>>33974442

Rolled 10

>>33974442

Rolled 68

>>33974442

Rolled 78

>>33974398

>>33974463
>>33974469
>>33974467

I'm pretty sure 10 < 62. Writing~

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>>33974467

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>>33971053
I was kinds ethier A hoping for a Plaguebearer that would be sweet on our little pyschopathic protagonist or B. An annoying prick of a "Male" daemonette to be our "rival" of sorts.

>>33974627
>male
but muh yuri

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>>33974627
I want to find a guardsman to corrupt.

>>33973976

As you press yourself flush against its neck, you yank back the flail. “I think first I’ll use your intestines as rope, then your claws as cleaving aids. Oh and your eyes? They’re going to get to see some shit.”

A roar deafens you, and a moment later the tail comes flying up at you. As you are, you’re unable to get out of the way in time. It strikes you full on the back and leaves a nasty gash. Sadly, your cape offers no protection (-4 Wounds). That’s not all though. The Dragon rolls onto its side attempting to crush you underneath before it passes out.

> [1] HOLD THE LINE (S)
> [2] Being crushed is not a glorious way to go. And you don’t feel like getting hit again. (Ag)
> [3] You got it to roll over, that means its belly is exposed (WS)
> [4] Call for the waiting Bloodletters to attack (Fel)
> [5] Write in

>>33974648
I didnt even want yuri, just buddy cop action

>>33974655
> [3] You got it to roll over, that means its belly is exposed (WS)

>>33974655
>[3] You got it to roll over, that means its belly is exposed (WS)

>>33974655
>[3] You got it to roll over, that means its belly is exposed (WS)

>>33974655
>> [3] You got it to roll over, that means its belly is exposed (WS)

>>33974655
>> [3] You got it to roll over, that means its belly is exposed (WS)
HUGE, GUTS etc

I wonder if we'll be tsuntsun for a Slaaneshette? (No deredere, we're still tear that bitch a new one. Y'know, in addition to the many other holes.)

Let's see if your claws are still guided by Khorne, eh? (Roll)

Rolled 21

>>33974710

Rolled 44

>>33974710

Rolled 95

>>33974710

Rolled 58

>>33974710

>>33974655
>> [3] You got it to roll over, that means its belly is exposed (WS)

Rolled 47

>>33974699
>tsun
Fuck no. Tsun a shit.
>Slaanesh
Nah.
>>33974710
Rip, tear, etc

>>33974731
>>33974734
>>33974735

21 is more than 48 Right? Wait... Writing~

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>>33974699
Let's bury the hatchet (metaphorically) and do some Chaos Undivided shit.

Slaaneshette would be a perfect partner in crime.

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>>33974731
Blood for the blood god. Mmmm

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>>33974699
The real question is will we see everyone's favorite cultist?
And will we bully her?

>>33974763
>working with our god's rival's daemons
>not staying true to Khorne
It's like you're a faggot who hates Khorne.

>>33974763
Ares and Aphrodite had a daughter named Harmonia. Perhaps the union of War and Love will bring Harmony to the galaxy, eh?

Also, if we manage to get a full team of daemonettes, we could start doing some Power Ranger shit. Malalette would be that rival Ranger who fights againstbus initially but eventually puts her zord into our zord so we can have a bigger zord and everything's cool.

>>33974831
maybe and definitly

>>33974859
Of course we hate Khorne, we want his chair with his skull as an especial reprieve for our rump!

>>33974655

You’d like to say you planned this all along, but you’re a daemon of the Blood God, not the Changer of Ways. Hey, that’s an idea - feathers would go great… no, focus on the battle here first.

Releasing your hold you leap out just in time to avoid being flattened underneath of the Dragon. Diving onto its belly, you cock back your right arm and grin. “Rule 1: Never expose your belly.”

Slash after slash, swing after swing, you disembowel the overgrown lizard. In fact, you’re so lost in your fun that you don’t even notice when it hits you with a rear claw (-2 wounds), or when it stops moving entirely. It takes a comment or two from the peanut gallery to bring you back to your senses.

“Eh, I’ve seen better.”

“Could have been quicker. Good amount of blood though”

> Obviously, you’re taking a trophy. So along with your choice, specify what you want
> [1] That first one? Yeah he’s dead meat. (WS)
> [2] Let it go. You’ve killed two dragons today.
> [3] Tell that second one you’ll share your kill if he slays the first. (Fel)
> [4] Write in

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>>33974669
This. In all seriousness, we have way too much hiring in quests.

Not enough straight/buddy relationships.

Rolled 71

>>33974967
> Obviously, you’re taking a trophy. So along with your choice, specify what you want
The head. Two dragon skulls, to wear as pauldrons.
> [2] Let it go. You’ve killed two dragons today.

>>33974967
>[1] That first one? Yeah he’s dead meat. (WS)
Find the most badass looking pair of shortswords.

>>33974967
>> [4] Write in
Wheres YOUR wing cloak and/or double dragon kill?

>>33974859
Hear, hear. Slaanesh is a whelp who knows not his place, and his followers, weak sacs of flesh waiting to be strewn at the Blood God's feet. Slaanesh is to be the first to fall to our glorious conquest.

>>33974967
>>33975034 here
For trophy, wing cloak and skull flail and helmet combo sounds good.

>>33974967
the skull use it as a pauldron

>>33974967
>[2] Let it go. You’ve killed two dragons today.

>>33974967
> [2] Let it go. You’ve killed two dragons today.

I don't care. Let's just make some clothes out of dragon scales and some weapons out of claws and teeth.

Eat some meat to heal up.

>>33975043
Fuck the Blood God's feet, we're in this for ourselves!

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>>33975080
>>>/malalette/

>>33974967
> [3] Tell that second one you’ll share your kill if he slays the first. (Fel)
For He cares not from whom the blood flows, only that it does. Also 'cause 1's a dick.

Seems we're above petty insults (for the moment). I'll let you all debate an appropriate trophy for a bit though, maybe things will change. If we don't have consensus on either front, I'll roll for it.

Rolled 28

>>33975125
DRAGON SKULL PAULDRONS

>>33974967
> [1] That first one? Yeah he’s dead meat. (WS)

>>33975125
I'll have to go with the skull pauldrons.

>>33974967
Take one of the skulls to use as a breast plate and fashion the spine as a harness
We monster hunter now

>>33975146
Wow, the dragon grew another head!

>>33975173
We still have the first one, dingus.

>>33975193
Fruitloop dhingus?

Guess we're sticking with non-combat and going for pauldrons. Writing~

>>33975193
Isn't the first one part of our flail though? We'd have to use a spine whip or pick another bone to use as a weapon.

>>33975338
There should be some swords laying about.

>>33975338
Use the two spines and some claws to make a cat o nine tails. Er, dragon o two tails.

Either way, clawed double spine whip.

>>33975383
Nah. Just find a sword.

Whips are a slaanesh thing.

>>33974967

Ignoring the taunts you slide off of the beast’s belly and walk over to its head. A swift kick severs it from the neck below, giving you free reign to work at getting the crystalline skull out. Once you have it you repeat the process on the neck-flail. You’re now the proud owner of two Blood Dragon skulls. You seriously think about using them as pauldrons, but you have no means to keep them there at the moment. Or, rather, they’re too unwieldy in their current form to be lashed down with intestines or the like.

By the time you stand with a skull under either arm, the other daemons have wandered off. For the moment, you stand victorious next to a headless, battered dragon corpse and a pile of dissolving, dead bloodletters.

> [1] You’ve accomplished what you came here for. Mostly. Grab a sword, then head somewhere to recuperate for a time.
> [2] These skulls need to be armor, NOW. It’s time to find that Furnace-Daemon. And forget these swords lying about. They were owned by failures.
> [3] Take over the Dragon’s “Hoard.” Challengers will come to you.

>>33975406
Only if you're using them to get off. Thought we could always compromise and do whip in one hand and sword in the other Lords of Magic Fire Demon style.

>>33975447
> [2]

So hard 2.

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>>33975447
>Blood Dragon skulls
>Blood Dragon
>mfw
Anyways
>> [2] These skulls need to be armor, NOW. It’s time to find that Furnace-Daemon. And forget these swords lying about. They were owned by failures.

Hey, would a Malalette teaming up with 4 other daemonettes still get power from her god for fighting her nature of fighting chaos, chaos being her nature?

>>33975447
>[2] These skulls need to be armor, NOW. It’s time to find that Furnace-Daemon. And forget these swords lying about. They were owned by failures.

>>33975447
> [2] These skulls need to be armor, NOW. It’s time to find that Furnace-Daemon. And forget these swords lying about. They were owned by failures.

Maybe we can nick an axe from somebody.

>>33975447
[2]. except keep a sword

>>33975447
Well shit, when you put it that way,
>[2] These skulls need to be armor, NOW. It’s time to find that Furnace-Daemon. And forget these swords lying about. They were owned by failures.

>>33975447
> [2] These skulls need to be armor, NOW. It’s time to find that Furnace-Daemon. And forget these swords lying about. They were owned by failures

>>33975447
>> [2] These skulls need to be armor, NOW. It’s time to find that Furnace-Daemon. And forget these swords lying about. They were owned by failures.
We don't need a sword, we fight well enough unarmed. Unarmored is a different story, though.

>>33975447
>2
keep the claws though, maybe we can get some gauntlets out of them.

>>33975566
why not just skin the whlole thing, the scales would make good armor, or at least a loincloth

>>33975621
Are we stark naked?

>>33975447
Can we get a more in depth description of our appearance

>>33975694
I believe so, we were just born from a blood pool so I believe we're in our birthday suit so to speak.

>>33975447
The Daemon Forges seem like the obvious place where one would find a Furnace-Daemon. Situated along the base of mountains of pure fire are countless workshops where the tools of battle are made. Getting to them is trivial, and running once again gives you a moment of clarity (+1 Wound).

Upon arrival at the volcanoes spewing forth molten brass, you realize that you have nothing to go on, save your memory of its voice, in your search for the Furnace-Daemon. There are countless other smiths about though. Any one of them would do really.

> [1] He said to prove yourself and you did. You’re finding him.
> [2] Forget the original forge-master. Find one that doesn’t seem busy and regale him with a tale of battle.
> [3] How hard can forging be? (Int)
> [4] Write in

>>33975621
Remember, it's a being of solid blood

>>33975694
You started off with some sort of basic, non-restrictive covering like >>33973793

>>33975721
Sure, I'll write that while you all decide.

>>33975694
No
We have a sick pair of pauldrons now

>>33975740
>[1]

>>33975740
>> [1] He said to prove yourself and you did. You’re finding him.
Its a matter of pride now.

>>33975740
>> [1] He said to prove yourself and you did. You’re finding him.

>>33975740
[1] we only have inifinite to find him

>>33975740
>[1] He said to prove yourself and you did. You’re finding him.
We'll make forge-senpai notice us today

>>33975740
> [1] He said to prove yourself and you did. You’re finding him.
He's gonna kiss our feet and then make us a bitchin' set of armor.

>>33975740

Seems we're finding him. But how?

> [1] Ask around (Fel)
> [2] Go on memory and look around (Per)
> [3] Write in

Also on reflection, >>33975735 is correct.

>>33975833
>> [2] Go on memory and look around (Per)

>>33975833
>[2] Go on memory and look around (Per)

>>33975833
> [2] Go on memory and look around (Per)

Make with the rolling. Next update will be a bit on account I have to make sure you look good for senpai.

Why.jpg

Rolled 39

>>33975937

Rolled 33

>>33975937

Rolled 48

>>33975937

>>33975966
>>33975974
>>33975983

Well, you tried. Writing~

>>33975740

While you try to think of other discernable characteristics to look for, you take a moment to look over yourself. Up until now you hadn't really cared what you looked like, only that your body did what it needed to.

Your feet are, like most Bloodletters, digitigrade in design and end with three golden-colored claws. Connected to those are legs that could have been sculpted from pure muscle, mostly because they are. You’re not entirely sure (nor do you care), but you might even have hips that rival a literal daemonette’s. On the exterior of one of them, more specifically the left, is a Mark of Khorne. It stands proudly in black against your crimson skin and causes your arms-length tail to wriggle with pride when you look at it.

Your upper half is much like your lower in that it’s a brawny mass somehow contained by your flesh. The muscles of your abdomen are easily visible, yet also shapely due to the slight hourglass of your figure. Sadly, you won’t be beating any daemonettes in a size competition. In addition, the claw mark from the Dragon has only just begun to heal, leaving a three talon gash trailing from beneath your right breast down towards your belly button. As for your arms, they’re essentially the same as the rest of you, ending in hands that sport golden claws. You’re pretty sure that color change is new, as they were originally red.

Aside from that, you’re unable to get a look at your face at the moment due to a lack of a reflective surface. You feel like it’s slightly narrow though, and you can at least see the bottom of the two jet-black horns that curve out from beneath your shoulder-length white hair. If you had to guess, they curve upwards and back out of the way, but were easily as thick as your hand at the base. You sport no coverings aside from the cape, but nudity is nothing to you.

In all, a feminine killing machine. And that’s all that mattered.

(cont)

>>33976260

Well, almost everything. You can’t really think of any way to pick out the Furnace-Daemon from before other than wander about and listening. Amidst the grunts and clangs of metal, it’s hard to pick out any meaningful dialogue.

> [1] Keep looking. Never give up, never surrender. (Per)
> [2] Count your losses. He’ll learn about you in time. Pick out a different Daemon to help you.

If you want picture references, I'll cobble something together post-quest

>>33976279
> [3] Get loud. He set us a challenge and we rose to it. Now he needs to come to us.

>>33976279
>> [1] Keep looking. Never give up, never surrender. (Per)

>>33976279
>> [1] Keep looking. Never give up, never surrender. (Per)

>>33976324
Seconding
If we can't go to him, we'll bring him to us

>>33976279
> [1] Keep looking. Never give up, never surrender. (Per)

>>33976324

Consider this an actual option as well. [4] if you want to write in something else

I need coffee clearly

>>33976324
I third this.

Rolled 1

Let's see then.

>>33976324
>Fourthing.

>>33976324
I support this

>>33976531
>>33976537

Or that. Writing~

What would a Malalette even look like? Black and White? Helter Skelter? Would it be a guy as opposed to a girl?

>>33976279

“WHERE IS THE ONE THAT DARED QUESTION MY COMPETENCE?”

Your sudden shout causes the nearest forge worker to jump in alarm, causing it to drop the sword it was working upon.

“AND WHO LET THIS IDIOT WORK HERE?”

The reception to your roar is mixed. Some simply roll their eyes and shrug it off, after all you’re not the first daemon to come storming in trying to interrupt their important work. Others call back in approval and jeers at the worker next to you. Otherwise, you’re completely ignored. The worker you insulted shoots you a look of pure venom, takes a moment to consider the skulls under your arms, then returns to his work grumbling.

Just when you’re about to count your losses and ask another worked, a large hand slaps you on the back where the Dragon’s tail hit you. Whirling to face your assailant, you see a Furnace-Daemon holding a hammer over his right shoulder.

“Obviously I was mistaken. But clearly you’re unable to dodge. A foolish mindset that will get you killed in short order. It matters not though. You have my services for the moment, whelp.”

You snarl in return. “Maybe you can prove yourself to be more useful this time around, wormbag. I need these made into armor, more specifically pauldrons.”

You offer out the skulls and he casts an appraising eye over them.

“That one,” he points to the one from the first Dragon, “Isn’t fit for a belt buckle. But that,” pointing to the second, “I believe I can work with. Only pauldrons though?”

Well if he’s going to be like that…

> Write in. If no consensus, I’ll just carry on as I’ve imagined Cinder in my head thus far.

>>33976714
>Turn one of them into a Bone Mask.

>>33976714
Maybe some leathers and definitely something stabby, too.

>>33976714
>Ask what he'd do with them?

>>33976714
obviously not just pauldrons we need a breastplate or some bracers

Also since it seems I'm not being told to fuck off and die, I'll drop the usuals:

Twitter - @ELHmk1
Email - See the field
When? - Next Thursday for sure (inb4), Tomorrow night around the same time possibly

>>33976714
Ask him where you can get some supplies
Also, make sure to insult him

>>33976714
Turn both into Gauntlets.
>I cast FIST!

>>33976714
Pauldrons and maybe also kneepads?

Or maybe a breastplate or something?

I'm not the fucking smith here, I just killed the dragon.

>>33976714
>>33976816
If we do insult him, be sure to praise him on his work and thank him heavily if he makes us something good, though.

>>33976769
>>33976714
No wait, not a bone mask, a bone helmet. A helmet that masks our face. Like that one pokemon with the dead mother.

I'm basically getting that we're going to rely on his decision in this matter. Writing~

>>33976923
We still haven't learned how to be decisive without also being violent, okay? Social skills are hard!