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???: "With the Villain in prison our citizens can sleep soundly tonight. Reconstruction is still underway with volunteers from the Hero Association helping out. Once again we must thank the Heroes who fell during the battle. Our hearts go out to th-"

>The TV is turned off.

>>33918908
what a SHITTY day that was.
Definately top 3 of shittiest days rena's had.

Hello.

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>>33918908
FCC: "I think that this is the first time I've been regarded as a real Hero. Most people thought I was an annoyance."

"..."

FCC: "I remember your powers helping out those who had some unfinished business, right? Well I have some things that need taking care of."

"..."

FCC: "I'm certainly not saying you're obligated to help me out but if you and Caffornicator hadn't been... Rediscovering the baser pleasures in life then perhaps some more people could have been saved. Like me."

"....... What do you want?"

FCC: "Ah, there we go! A reply. It's simple... I left this world and my job isn't done. It will never be done. But, I have someone who can continue it for me. My old apprentice. I was wondering if perhaps you could convince her to join the Hero Association. She's always been a stubborn one but I believe in you."

.......
I don't want to do anything. I want to sleep all day and forget how foolish I was.

>>33918908
Damn, that was a horrible day.

What happened since then?

>>33919001
Inquire more about the apprentice. If it means getting FCC Man off your back, it's worth it.

Besides, you and Caffo can go on adventures together.

>>33919001
Rider. You have been saddled with a terrible curse, that curse being FCC man.
You should probably figure out who his apprentice is, and then decide whether it's worth it to just do what he says, or if you should just take a nap instead.

>>33919001
Wouldn't you rather attone for your sins?

>>33919001
Tell him you'll get around to it, after a nap and maybe some of those baser pleasures

>>33919001
A. why is your old apprentice not your apprentice any more
B. maybe bring caffo with you for this errand to brighten up your day.
C. maybe brighten up caffo's day, as she's probably depressed too

well, his request isn't unreasonable.

>>33919001
Pffffft, yeah right. You -were- a nuisance. Rider, just go eat some cake or something.

And by cake I mean Caffee.

>>33919001
Let's get it done. The sooner we find his apprentice, the sooner we'll be rid of FCC-man. I mean, he asked us to convince her, but if she says no, the job is done in that case too.

>>33919001
Rider hey Rider, have any villains been making requests? A bunch of them did die, too.

You weren't foolish.
You're still not foolish.
You always must make time to enjoy life while you live it.

Though maybe you guys should have kept a hero-signaller nearby

Rolled 8

>>33919001
Agree to meet with the apprentice, but have her meet you for cake

>>33919001
Fuck this, let's talk to Madame Time. She deserves to be avenged/made happy.

>>33919248
While I am not agreeing with snubbing FCC man entirely, I do agree that madam hourglass would be more pleasant.

crazy idea, Alt-rena builds golem bodies for rider's ghosts to inhabit. they would be as strong as normal people but allow them to interact with the physical world once more.

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>>33919004
Things have mostly returned to normal. The city is being repaired as it usually is. I don't think there's been this much damage since the first time the Monster Marauder attacked. I was able to speak to the fallen Heroes. They're here with me, now. It just so happens that his request is the loudest one that the others are being drowned out. I finished Light Red Ranger's. He just wanted to see that everyone had made it into the underground bunker's safely. He said his goodbyes and is gone now. The others I shall deal with after... This man.

>>33919070
"Who is your apprentice? Also, why are they not your apprentice anymore?"

FCC: "It's a long story. To simplify it she simply didn't want to follow along with me. I was going to grant her my powers too and retire but at the last moment she declined. Never told me why... Still, she is the only one with even the slightest chance of using the FCC-Censor. The Hero Association needs her!"

>>33919248
She is next. Hourglass wishes to speak with her and a few others.

>>33919236
....

>>33919199
That is true.

>>33919246
That sounds like a good idea. However, I can't bring Caffornicator along. She is busy helping the city rebuild.She's been working rather hard lately and I'm proud of her for that.

Still, I think sharing a cake is a good way to meet.

FCC: "Oh, I should warn you! She's a pretty delicate girl. Don't be too harsh on her or she'll just shut you out. Okay? I'll give you her phone number."

"Okay."

Should I bring anyone along or go on my own?

>>33919302
You know, that's actually a great idea.

>>33919309
Go on your own. This was a task given to you, after all.

>>33919309
Nah, no need to overwhelm her, I think

>>33919001
Do it, it's reasonable

>>33919309
Well, the primary reason for bringing caffo was to cheer each other up, but she's busy.

Who else would cheer you up? And vice versa? Do you even want an extra person with you right now?

>>33919309

It would seem like most of the heroes and villains are going to be busy rebuilding the city and resting after alt-Rena's attack. Perhaps it might be best to go on your own (unless FCC-man knows any of his apprentice's friends who could help you out).

rena! you need the power of friendship on your side.

>>33919377
also, how are you getting along with bridgette?

>>33919309
Bring Bridgette

>>33919309
Rena, if she's not too busy.

Remember, her power is Friendship.

Rolled 6

>>33919309
How is the city's general opinion of Rena? She refused to let her alt be executed, so if she would be a persona non grata, don't bring her along

>>33919309
Rena might be up for it. She'd make things pretty simple actually, considering her friendship powers.

>hooking Caffo up with Rider directly led to casualties
No, Larro, fuck you. You're a railroading asspulling piece of shit.

>>33919459
The red X in the upper-right corner of your screen leads directly to our complaints department.

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>>33919459

Larro ask.fm where?

>>33919309
You need him to give you an actual NAME. This whole "my apprentice" shit doesn't cut it, and he's being evasive such that you'll end up blindly calling someone when you have no idea who they are. Who is she?

>>33919596
this too.
Who the hell are we talking to?

>>33919596
What if it was...Cynthia!

>>33919459
>Thinking FCC-Man isn't just being a dick

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Hmm, Rena is busy herself. I don't think there is anyone else I can bring along or would want to. I don't mind going alone, really. I've been getting better at talking to people.

>>33919302
That would be interesting, actually. I think the only problem is getting the Super Villain to agree. We have her powers constantly sealed away and I'm not sure if we'll risk letting them loose right now.

>>33919424
The general population doesn't seem to care. I'm not sure if it is good or bad that they have become so numbed to destruction. Also we Heroes seldom kill people so they expected her to go to prison, maybe even banished from the dome.

>>33919398
We get along very well. She has been a great friend since the very beginning and I don't know how to repay her for her kindness.

>>33919377
I'll be okay. It would take more than this to truly depress me.

>Rider calls the number she was given. A meek sounding girl picks it up. Rider informs her of who she is and requests that she meet her at the bakery in the mall. The girl agrees and Rider heads off.

>The girl is late but she does eventually show up. Rider pushes a piece of cheesecake towards her.

"Hello." She holds out her hand. "I am Rider."

>The girl shakes it and responds in a soft voice, 'I'm Morgan.'

"Morgan. It is a pleasure to meet you. I am here on behalf of a Hero who fell during the last battle. His name was FCC-Man."

M: "FCC..? He... He died?"

"He did. But do not worry, his spirit is still in this plane. He has requested that you carry his mantle and become the new FCC."

M: "He did..? But... I can't..."

"Why not?"

M: "......"

Perhaps I should have forced Rena to come. I'm still no master of talking to people.

>>33919634
Worse.

It was Cosplay Lass.

>>33919712
Ask her if it's because she has a moral objection to censorship.

>>33919712
Tell her: "YOU WILL REPLACE FCC MEATBAG!"

>>33919712
Let's ease her into things, ask her about her time as FCC-Man's apprentice

>>33919712
Well, be honest, open, understanding. You know how Rena does it?

Ask her how she knows FCC Man, what was he training her in, that sort of deal. Get to know her better.
Then fill her in that FCC Man's last wish is for someone to continue his work, and that he thinks she's the perfect candidate for it.

>>33919712
SMILE! Don't push her, just say it was his last request. If you have reasons, it is okay to say no.

>>33919712
FCC-man told us you changed your mind at the last moment. Is this related to that?

>>33919712
>Rider pushes a piece of cheesecake towards her.
Look, maybe you didn't think this through so far, but trying to ply her with cheesecake probably isn't going to go over too well in FCC-Man's books.

That said, maybe you're a transcendental genius and it's going to be a good-cop, delicious-yet-laden-with-alternate-interpretations-cop sort of deal? I dunno.

>>33919712
"That bad, huh?"

>>33919825
Rider is clearly more clever than she knows herself to be.

>>33919712
She looks familiar from somewhere. Is she related to someone we know?

Rolled 17

>>33919712
"FCC-Man, is there anything you would like to say to her?"

>>33919712
maybe ask her what she does in civilian life?

like
>>33919791
says, try not to alienate her or press her too hard. Just, you know, explain things and hope she goes with it.

>>33919712
Look over her should with slightly widened eyes, "H-how l-lewd!". Blush.

Gauge her reactions.

>>33919985
Can rider blush on command?

>>33920004
Can't we all? Just imagine the lewdest thing ever and there you go.

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>>33919922
Unfortunately he can't talk to her directly. I can speak for him, though. He is, however, remaining silent.

"Why don't you tell me more about you and FCC-Man? I know you two parted after training together for some time. What was the training like?"

M: "It was... Easy. He taught me how to stop myself from getting hurt through censorship bars. I learned how to protect others that way too... It was fun, actually. Getting super powers..."

"Can I ask you why you stopped so suddenly?"

M: "......"

"FCC-Man's last wish is that someone take over for him. I can understand if you don't want to but can't you at least tell us why?"

M: "...I ...."

FCC: "Perhaps it was just too much responsibility. I know not everyone can handle this burden. Not everyone is strong enough to-"

M: "I really like l-lewd things! And violence! Not people dying but I think Heroes and Villains fighting is the coolest thing ever! And he always cuts out all the cool things! You can't even see Heroes and Villains hang out unless you go to the Bay! I can't stand that kind of stuff! I don't want to take his powers if it means I have to censor everything for the rest of my life!"

>Rider senses a jolt of surprise coming from the ghost of FCC-Man.

Huh.

>>33920188
Wouldn't you be able to choose what to censor instead of censoring everything like FCC-Man?

>>33920188
Once you get better, I am sure to can cause the censor bars to only affect children.

>>33920188
Please hold for one minute, I need to discuss this with a ghost.

Hey FCC man, do you mind her having the powers anyway to save people if she's not going to use them for censorship?

>>33920188
Well that is a... problem.

>>33920188
Maybe you could just be more selective about things, FCC was super strict about things, just start cencoring some of the worst stuff
Lady R18?

>>33920188
>I really like l-lewd things! And violence!

INTRODUCE HER TO CYNTHIA

>>33920188
She said that she liked lewd things? Don't you think that she's kinda cute?

>>33920188
Well I guess that's that, then. Maybe she can be a villain or a hero that doesn't use her powers that way though? She just said they were useful in combat.

Come to think of it, if they're useful in combat why did FCC-Man die like a chump?

>>33920293
no, anon.
No cheating on caffo.

Rolled 15

>>33920188
"I don't really see a problem."

>>33919180
Mmm, Coffee Cake.

>>33920188

some things need to be censored. Like Jade Revolver.

>>33920298
>why did FCC man die
He was about to stop a wound from killing him with his censor bars
But then he saw a succubus alt-rena summoned lift her top off.

And he -knew- he had to make the tough call and choose which to censor in that fraction of a second.

>>33920283
Cynthia already has Hex!

Bridgette is the only one who can't seem to hook up with anyone.

>>33920332
HUBRIS!

Rolled 52

>>33920374
FCC-man is a true Hero

>>33920374
He died doing his duty.

>>33920344
>Cynthia already has Hex!

You know, hooking up with an alternate universe version of your sister-in-law would be considered kind of creepy in most places.

Thus Morgan is clearly superior waifu for superior Lamia waifu.

Rolled 6

>>33920374

HE WAS PROTECTING THE CHILDREN

>>33920374
Not hubris. He had to choose between censoring an actual violent death and censoring nudity that had only dubious sexual connotations, and he chose the latter even at the cost of his life.

FCC-Man was a true American Hero.

>>33920188
What about censoring things for the kids but letting the more adult heroes see everything bared?

>>33920463
Truly, he made the correct decision.

>>33920188
Yes, but see, you'll only censor it for others.

You'll get to keep the original, uncensored material for yourself.

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"Maybe you can be a bit more selective with what you censor... FCC-Man was very strict about what he censored but you can be different. Only block the worst stuff. Maybe even make your name Lady R18? Then you can still keep the bad things away from the general public and get the power to help others."

M: "Really..? Can I do that? That... That seems fair, I think. If he'll let me I'll do that."

"FCC-Man?"

FCC: "Absolutely not! That is out of the question! Do you know how hard I worked to make it so that all that filth was kept out of the public archive! I will not allow anyone to stop my life's work! The reputation of the Association depends on it!"

>He continues ranting for a while longer.

It's a good thing that she can't hear him.
Hmm... She's okay with taking up his mantle if it's a bit less strict but FCC-Man won't allow it. As usual.
And she won't take the power unless she can do what she wants with it.

Rolled 8

>>33920481
No. Equality means nobody can see it.

Much like his own face and identity, which FCC-man locked away to crusade for the liberty and patriotic duty of censorship.

Only he know what terrible things have been censored. Like that image of Rena, at the christmas party.

What image of Rena at the christmas party you say?

Exactly.

>>33920533
Please don't replace FCC-Man with NSA-Woman. Anything but that.

Boss Screens are bad enough.

>>33920539
Excuse yourself to go for a private huddle with FCC man.

Explain that this is the closest chance he has to someone keeping the majority of the filth out of the archives. Ask if he has any better ideas.

>>33920539
Remind FCC-Man that if he does not pass his power, ALL his work will have been gone to waste.

>>33920539
It's that or nothing. So, FCC man can deal with it unless he wants *everything* left uncensored.

>>33920539
Try to convince FCC-Man that this is for the best. By giving the public an outlet, you eliminate the need for bootleg uncensored heroes like that issue you sent Rena to solve that ended up creating HeroTube instead.

Rolled 4

>>33920539
get FCC-man distracted and lean in and whisper to her "Lie to him"

Let him think that his ways will continue.

Let him be at rest with the lie.

He doesn't need to know it, just let him be at peace.

unless he's an undying spirit that will possess her, but then that's tough luck.

>>33920539
>Lady R18
>Larro used my suggestion

If FCC is still distracted try and explain what's going on to Morgan, if she says she'll do what FCC says then he'll pass on and she can do what she wants

>>33920539
Seriously FCC, stop being such a square

>>33920539
Wait, why is he so hung-up on censoring everything?

Can it be that he's also into lewd things and violence?

>yet another thread with no Rena

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>>33920549
You mean the one inside this Secret Box of Secrets™ that no one must ever know?

>>33920539
>>33920587
>>33920585
This! If there's no one to replace him, it all goes to shit.

Rolled 17

>>33920618
He's super repressed. Also, FCC-man has to reveal his face to rider or no dice.

I need to know.

>>33920655
Yes.

FCC-Man, tear down that square!.

>>33920539
"Well, FCC Man, if you're going to be intractable about this I'll move on to another until I can come up with a solution."

>>33920539
>>33920587
>>33920585
These guys have a point. Some is better than none, isn't it?

Rolled 5

>>33920539
"If she cannot decide how much needs to be censored, then why did you pick her in the first place?"

>>33920675
Which could take hours. Days. Weeks. Months. Years. DECADES. CENTURIES OF UNFILTERED DEPRAVITY.

Rolled 12

>>33920642
You've said and shown too much. People will suspect and search for the truth.

>>33920539
"What is objectionable is relative. There used to be a time when people couldn't show their elbows. You did what you believed was right, FCC man, but now it's time for Morgan to do what she thinks is right.

You wouldn't want somebody telling you how to do your job, would you?"

>>33920539
Sounds like it's not gonna work out. Tell FCC-Man he's fucked.

>>33920712
This anon gets it.

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"Excuse me a moment."

>Rider gives FCC-Man a stern look.

"If you do not allow her to do as she pleases when she takes over all will be lost. What she has in mind is best for everyone. She can even make it so that it's only fully censored for the children. And by being more selective in what she censors she gives the public what they really want. That would eliminate the need for them to go and get bootleg things."

FCC: "I refuse! It needs to ALL go!"

"Is that your final answer?"

FCC: "Yes!"

"Very well. I shall deal with you last, then. The others have problems that are more easily solved. I'll get back to you in a few weeks. Or months. I'm not entirely sure."

FCC: "You can't do that! Everything would fall apart! The entire Association will go without censorship!"

"It's not my fault you won't stop being such a... Square. The girl knows what to do and more importantly she knows what the people want. Let her take over. If you don't you'll lose it all."

>FCC-Man appears to be deep in thought. After a minute of silence he asks Rider to let him speak to Morgan through her.

"Morgan, this is FCC-Man. I have decided to give you my powers and my title. You'll find your own censorship bar where we used to train. You have always been gifted in the art of censorship. I... I feel that you will do a good job.Promise me you won't let it all fall apart."

>Morgan wipes a tear away from her eye.

M: "I won't let it fall apart. I promise."

"Good... Good. Well then, this is goodbye."

M: "Goodbye, FCC-Man."

>Rider sees FCC-Man take off the square on his face revealing a rather ordinary looking man save for an unfortunate birthmark on his cheek.
>His spirit slowly vanishes and then... It's gone.

"FCC-Man. You did what you felt needed to be done. You will not be forgotten."

>Morgan is in tears at this point. Rider nudges the cake closer to her but she doesn't seem to notice.

I never know what to do at this point...

>>33921071
So that's what drove him.

>>33921071
Pat them on the shoulder, lightly, let them cry it out, then smile like they haven't just soiled their face into something resembling an allergic reaction. OK, on to the next hero

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>>33921071
>dickface

>>33921071
AHAHAHAHA, HE HAS A DICK SHAPED BIRTHMARK.

Rolled 1

>>33921071
Headpats.

Headpats fix everything.

>>33921071
Oh noes, does that mean Morgan's cute face will forever be hidden by the bar?

HUGS!!

>>33921071
HUGS! Or friendly pats...
Make him proud. Do your best. Welcome. Etc.

>>33921071
someone drew a dick on his face in PERMANENT MARKER?
My god.
What horror.

Anyways, there's not much you can do at this point. It's a very sad moment.

A pat on the back and "there there" usually help, though.

>>33921071
That is quite unfortunate, other than that though he is kind of handsome

Tell her you're sorry for her loss and tell her she can call you if she ever needs any help, she's a good girl, she could use some friends

>>33921071
Did you know that he had a dick shaped birthmark on his face?

>>33921071
Rider, at this point you lend a shoulder to cry on.

>>33921158
Nah, she's Lady R18, her bars are going to be over her breasts and bottom

>>33921071
Get up and walk away

>>33921207
Well, I can agree to that, if it means she goes abuout her job in her birthdat suit.

>>33921156
TIME TO DROP OUR SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE.

>>33921071
Just, you know, be there. For a while.

Censoring himself all his life? Wow. Dedication.

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I understand why he was so into censorship now. If only he had told me sooner.

>Rider stands up and walks over to the girl. She starts patting her on the head.

"There there."

M: "..? W-why are you patting my head?"

"I heard that this is very soothing."

>She continues doing so. The girl looks a bit confused but she doesn't bother fighting it. Rider continues speaking in a calm voice to try and help the girl out. She hears Madam Hourglass's voice.

MH: "Is it my turn next? I can wait if you want. I understand you must have so many other people to deal with."

She wants to speak to Madam Galaxy and say goodbye. Madam Hourglass's parents died many years ago while they were taking her on an expedition.

Three-Punch Man and Velocity Raptor are also waiting for their turns.

>>33921537
Hourglass, Velocity, then Three.

>>33921537
Madam hourglass' request is sensible, easy, and very good.

Today seems to be a work day, so go let her say goodbye.

>>33921537
Give Morgan you sell number and tell her you to call you if she ever wants to talk, then go do Hourglass

>>33921537
Hey, she hasn't touched her cake yet

>>33921537
Let's get to Galaxy next, then. Approach in your civvies like you are now, so she won't think you've come to fight.

>>33921537
Can't we just get a replacement body for them and get Bridgette to summon their soul in body or something like that?

I really, really, really want Three - Punch man to continue living.

>>33921537
Polite apologies, leave, and go speak to Madame Galaxy.

I really approve of you doing it like this. Rider was the ideal choice for letting the aftermath hit home.

>>33921595

Maybe 3P man isn't dead. He just feigned death because he heard of another video game release, but is now having second thoughts and is astrally projecting to Rider because he's too scared to go see Lord of Death.

>>33921537
Eat Morgan's cake if she doesn't want it.

Also what about Matis Shrimp Man?

>>33921617
see >>33921537
>Three-Punch Man and Velocity Raptor are also waiting for their turns.
Read the update.

>>33921537
Go see Alt - Rena, we need to work in these alt bodies.

>>33921537
NO, we are gonna find ressurection powers NOW.

>>33921537
I suppose that's that, then. Say goodbye to Morgan and call up MG.

>>33921700
>>33921677
>>33921595
This. Get Prince to make the bodies and Bridgette to put the souls in them.

>>33921595
I think it was said before that they've experimented with bringing people back in the past, and it hasn't worked.

Besides, Bridgette is a monster summoner. Not of dead souls.

>>33921617
>Maybe 3P man isn't dead.
>3P man
anon, that abbreviation...

>>33921743
except we don't need to summon the souls, the souls are all right, bugging rider.

>>33921743
Did you forget about the her whole deal with Rider? The motive because we tried to help her using Bridgette is because she could summon the spirits and even if she isn't capable of doing that she can just summon a monster that is.

>>33921787
What about it? Is it because it looks like someone's balls on top of the :P face?

I'm sure people are working on ghost reviving technology.

It's just, you know, not looking good.

Continue with last wishes.

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>>33921644
Mantis-Shrimp Man was already happy. He went down defeating several monsters and keeping debris from hitting civilians. He said 'I went out in a pretty badass way. That's enough for me.'

>Rider pats Morgan one more time before giving her her cellphone number. She says if the girl ever needs help with anything to just call her. She leaves her alone (after taking the piece of cake she refuses to eat) and speaks to Hourglass.

"We can go see her now."

MH: "Great. Thanks again for all the hard work. I know this must be difficult for you."

"It's my job. Besides, you're my friend."

MH: "Aw, I didn't know I was your friend. We never talked much."

"I know. That... That was my fault. I apologize for that."

MH: "Hey, don't worry about it! Do you know where she lives? I can give you her address."

"Thank you. Also, the voices within me have an idea. Perhaps we can bind your soul to an golem, like how you are bound to me. Then you can stay."

MH: "A golem body?"

"It could be just like your old one."

>Hourglass smiles.

MH: "You are so thoughtful, Rider. Do you know how old I am?"

"No."

MH: "I'm almost a hundred years old. I've been alive to see the dome created. I was one of the few who survived outside of it for many years. My family and most of my friends are long gone. I think it's my time as well. If I wanted to avoid death, if I wanted to live forever, I wouldn't have joined the Hero Association. There is only one tie I have left to this world and I would rather end it nice and clean, not clinging to life. Maybe someone else would like to stay but I'll have to decline."

"I understand."

I will ask Three-Punch Man and Velocity Raptor when the time comes.

>She walks over to Madam Galaxy's home. It's a massive gated mansion with an intercom up front. She presses the button and a voice asks her who she is.

"I am Rider. Madam Hourglass wishes to speak with you."

MG: "... What is this, some kinda joke? Fuck off..."

Hmm.
I could just break in.

>>33922092
Tell her it's not a joke, and you're not taking no for an answer.

>>33922092
Something only Hourglass knows, that's how that works right?

Rolled 15

>>33922092
"I'm Rider. You know what that means. She has unfinished business here."

>>33922092
What? no. I literally can talk to and act as a medium for ghosts. It's my entire job at the hero organization.

>>33921595
No. Everything has its time, everything must have its end. Even Saitama died, and he had the body of a God.

>>33922092
Tell her something only madam Hourglass would know about her.

>>33922092

Ask Madam Hourglass to tell her something that only her and Madam Galaxy would know.

explain you are the hero Rider and if she looks up your information she will understand.

or ask Hourglass if she has any secrets that only the two of them know.

>>33922092
Ask Hourglass to tell you something about Galaxy that nobody else would know. A childhood memory or a secret the two share.

>>33922092
"It is my duty to fulfill the last requests of the dead. Madame Hourglass has been around over a hundred years, she is ready to move on. But she wants to say goodbye to the last person on this earth she felt close to. I am obligated to fulfill my duty; let me in or I will break in."

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Speaking of censorship, here's a thing that I told larro that I wasn't going to draw but then I drew anyways.

...I'm gonna be honest here, I'm pretty sure you guys don't want the uncensored version.

>>33922256
>...I'm gonna be honest here, I'm pretty sure you guys don't want the uncensored version.

FUCK YOU, HAND IT OVER

Please?

>>33922256
FCC is dead anon, you can post whatever you want

>>33922092
Make sure Madame knows how much she will be missed by all.

She's the only one I really cared about ;-;

Rolled 9

>>33922256
Oh god I want so much

>>33918893
wait, wasn't this supposed to be thursday?

aaaaaaaaah, I've missed hours of Hero Quest on the first day I'm not at work in weeks?

This is horrible!

>>33922256
Continue practising ankles.

>>33919791
>understanding. You know how Rena does it?
no.

>>33922092
just explain it's very serious and not a joke, then ask her to look up your hero profile if she doesn't believe you.

>>33922332
Nope, twitter said Tuesday.

>>33922284
>>33922320
>>33922307
It's futa.

>>33922256
I am scared, what is that spoilered picture?

>>33922411
Sounds like a bonus to me.

>>33922411
Still want it

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>>33922411

>>33922411
And?

>>33922411
I think you forgot where we are.

Rolled 8

>>33922411
Now I want it even more

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>>33922411

Yes, and?

>>33922431
>>33922432
>>33922444
>>33922448
>>33922454
>>33922463
>>33922468
NON-CANON futa.

>>33922256
a three way between CENSORED, CENSORED and FCC-Man?

>>33922535
Stop putting this off anon

Rolled 14

>>33922535
Well, yeah. Its Larro, you expect cannon futa?

>>33922535
I thought Queen's cousin was a futa.

>>33922569
>cannon futa
...You just accidently invented a new Villain.

>>33922535
POST THE PICTURE ALREADY, FAGGOT!

>>33922535
Are you implying that there are canon futa with rocket launching dicks?

>>33922588
noooo

>>33922284
>>33922307
>>33922432
>>33922444
>>33922463
>>33922589
Arright, arright. Gimme a minute to run it by Larro. Don't want to post anything super weird that'd end up in the archives without him being cool with it.

>>33922566
That guy ain't me.

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>>33922535
Just post the girldick already, m8

I want a villain who makes heroes into futas

>>33922584
No, he's a dude.

Rolled 15

>>33922640
I want a female version of that robot from dragonball, the one that shot red rockets out of its crotch

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"It is my duty to fulfill the last requests of the dead. Madame Hourglass has been around over a hundred years, she is ready to move on. But she wants to say goodbye to the last person on this earth she felt close to. I am obligated to fulfill my duty; let me in or I will break in."

MG: "... Prove it. Tell me something only she would know."

"......... One time when the two of you were fighting you accidentally flew into a lintel and knocked yourself. I had to take you to the hospital. You still have the scar next to your left ear."

>There is a stunned silence followed by the buzz of the gate being unlocked. Rider steps in but doesn't make it more than a few feet into the house before Madam Galaxy slams into her with a tight hug.

MG: "You fucking idiot! Why did you save all those people!? You could have just run away! They weren't worth your life!"

>Hourglass speaks though Rider. She grasps Galaxy by the hand.

"It was my job, I had to. If I didn't stop all those monsters, if I didn't stop all that destruction... So many people would have died. You could have, too. I don't regret sacrificing myself to save so many... I don't want you to feel sad. Know that I'm happy right now. Happy that you and so many others are still alive."

MG: "You stupid fucking..."

>She collapses into Rider. The medium holds Galaxy as Hourglass uses her body to rub her back and soothe her. The two stay like that for a while.

1/2

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>>33922640

>>33922602
not rockets, cannon launched. her name is the cannon futa not the rocket futa

>>33922674
Now I'm sad

>>33922674
Poor galaxy.
She's losing an arch.
That's really rough.

>>33922715
I hope we're dealing with Red Hammer at some point, dangit

>>33922741
Red hammer probably took his death nobly and without complaint.

>>33922733
She lost more than that, anon.

She lost a sister.

>>33922758
Da

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>>33922622
Sorry, gents, but Larro says to save it for the end of the thread. Proof attached.

(oh no 4chan knows what timezone I live in what ever shall I do)

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>>33922674
>Madam Hourglass, through Rider, kisses Madam Galaxy on the forehead and says her last goodbye. Rider feels Madam Hourglass leave.

>The Villain sits down on her couch, her body still trembling slightly as she cries.

MG: "She was a good Hero..."

"One of the best."

MG: "Thank you for doing this... I'm not sure how many people say that but... You really helped me out. I needed that. I think she did, too."

"It's my job and she was my friend."

>Rider stands up and pats Madam Galaxy on her shoulder. She says her goodbyes and leaves the Villain alone.

>>33922741
I tried to call him but he refused. He said final goodbyes are for babies. He did, however, request that at some point I flip off AltRena before he left.

I'm almost done. Three-Punch Man or Velocity Raptor?

>>33923009
3-punch man

>>33923009
Three Punch Man

I hope Lord of Death is pregnant or something...

>>33923009
I just sort of assumed one of them would pop up and talk to you.

Velocity raptor first. 3PM's one is going to be REALLY heavy.

>>33923009
>Velocity Raptor
Raptor!

Because we didn't see enough of him in Life, and three punch man is boring.

>>33923039
Hahahahhha, there are no happy ends on the Hero train

>>33923009
Let's do Raptor, you might have to leave the city to do 3P man

>>33923009

Velocity Raptor. Three-Punch man will likely want to talk to Lord of Death, and that's a risky prospect. Especially given the highly emotionally charged context of the meeting.

>>33923009
Raptor, the fastest reptile alive!

...well, not anymore.

>>33923121
>Raptor needs us to turn on his cloning machine.

>>33923150
It's really simple, I've scanned myself in already and everything. Just make sure the machine is stuffed with enough iguanas and turbo engines to cover the difference in mass.

3pm is last because his is going to be the day's heaviest, and it's best to do those right before you are going to go have some time off.

Rolled 10

>>33923009
>Velocity Raptor
His should be quick

>>33923306
hah!

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Velocity Raptor it is. He wants to go to the science division and make sure everything is set up before he departs.

>Rider makes her way back to the Association. The heroes are rushing about, all of them quite busy with their various jobs. The city is still broken and they're all doing their best to fix it.
>The science division is mostly empty with only the most essential people still running it.

>Velocity Raptor speaks through Rider.

"What are you all doing!? Lazing around!?"

>The group is startled and they look at Rider. They'd never heard her speak in anything above a creepy whisper.

"It's Raptor! Don't you all have things to be working on!? We need to get those repairbots up and running!"

>A worker manages to say a quick 'Y-yes sir!' before dashing off. A woman in a mask and Chet stare at Rider.

???: "Is that really you?"

Esper, I believe.

"Of course it is! I'm here to make sure this place doesn't fall apart once I'm gone. Maggie, I want you to give everything we have on the big guy to Sparkle, she'll know what to do with it. Chet!"

C: "Yes, Raptor?"

"I need to tell you something... Those drugs you've been taking to become super strong? You never needed those. The real strength was in you all along."

>A single tear goes down Chet's face.

"Also make sure those running shoes are ready to go. I want them to be standard issue before the year is out. You all... You all were good workers. I'm proud of you."

ESP: "We are proud of you as well, sir. It has been an honor working with you."

CH: "You were the best damn tiny dinosaur there is."

>No long drawn out goodbyes. Just like everything else he's done in life he speeds through his final words and is gone.

All that is left is Three-Punch Man. He too simply wants to say goodbye to someone special to him. I fear for my life, though. Lord of Death is not know for being the chatty type. Who will fulfill my final wish if I were to die?

>>33923516
>the real strength was in you all along
Jesus raptor you are so super fucking noble

>>33923516
We will. We tend to move around a lot.

If something were to happen, we'll leave a message to the next person we happen to be in

>>33923516
Monster Matriarch?

Seems like she's got the seniority to deal with it

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>>33923009
>I tried to call him but he refused. He said final goodbyes are for babies. He did, however, request that at some point I flip off AltRena before he left.
Truly a hero amongst heroes.

>>33923516
>Who will fulfill my final wish if I were to die?
Your successor, of course. Or write a will before you go.

Now, let's see that Lord of Death.

>>33923516
Who will fulfill his if you don't, Rider?

>>33923516
Well, we need to go about this in a safe way then.
Think we can get any remote-talking drones from the science department?
Or bum his number from someone?

>>33923516
Raptor was such a fucking great guy

Maybe you should take Bridgette along with you, she's an S-Rank so she should be able to get you in without getting killed, probably

>>33923516
Don't worry about her. Just be respectful. Maybe call in advance.

Rena met her and she was fine despite wanting her to do something she didn't want to do, how could you fare any worse?

>>33923516
>Who will fulfill my final wish if I were to die?

Your daughter? Maybe it's time to start settling down. This recent battle against Alt-Rena certainly puts things in perspective.

Rolled 9

>>33923516
So wait does that mean the sketchy drugs chet gave Rena waaay back to help her with the no powers thing were just placebos intentionally placed in the sketchiest container ever?

>>33923516
Did you mention the possibility of giving him a new body before he left?

>>33923624
yes.
Yes they were.

>>33923516
cafo, just make a note in your will with a request for her and she will move heaven and earth for you.

>>33923636
Raptor didn't need it, he could have built a new body for himself if he wanted to.

>>33923643
quite: The only reason she didn't before was because you said you were happy with your circumstances.

>>33923609
Maybe ask 3PM himself if there's any way he would announce himself to not get killed immediately.

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I don't think I even have much I would want... Still...

>She updates her Will in the HQ Archive to let Caffo know how much she cares for her and leaves her most of her stuff.

If I die you guys need to let someone know that... Well, I died doing my job and I'm glad I was able to help.

>>33923636
They all heard me and so far there are no takers. Three-Punch Man is awfully tempted but he feels that being alive as a golem or robot wouldn't really be alive, just existing. A few -other- spirits however... I will definitely look into it for them.

>Rider sends Lord of Death a text letting her know she's on her way to speak to her about Three-Punch Man.
>She leaves the dome and goes to her skull shaped home. Inside she feels a blade pressed against her neck, one of Lord of Death's scythes. One flick and she'll die.

LoD: "Prove he is there. Do it or I will slit your throat."

"W-whoa whoa! Easy there, lady. It really is me! I uh... Okay, Heroes Vs Villains. Is that good enough."

>She withdraws her blade.

LoD: "It is you... What do you want?"

Cold.

"I just... Well, I wanted to say goodbye. I know I've been a dick to you for the past few centuries and... Yeah. I'm sorry. I wish I could take it all back."

LoD: "Well it's too late now. You got yourself killed."

"Yeah, I know. I'm sorry."

LoD: "... Right after we started talking again too. We should not have fought..."

"If we didn't the entire dome could have been destroyed."

LoD: "I should have taught you the secret of the one touch kill... You died because I was selfish..."

"Hey, don't worry. It was my fault. I don't blame you."

LoD: "..." She nods. "Thank you... For saying goodbye to me. It means a lot."

"Of course. You were the only one I wanted to see."

LoD: "How long do you have?"

"I guess as long as I want."

LoD: "... Will you... Go out with me? One last time?"

What.
I... That is a first for me. And I have been doing this for years.

Rolled 29

>>33924063

You've taken the job.

Can't back out of it halfway.

Just no intercourse. Put that down firmly.

>>33924063
Say yes, man. You don't say no to the LoD.

"you can be together for a day i suppose, but no kissing or above, otherwise caffornicator would kill ME"

>>33924063
Well, just be sure to tell Caffornicator about it first, so she doesn't misinterpret it if she hears about it later.

>>33924063
Well.

This is awkward.

>>33924063
Do it.

You're doing this for Three-Punch Man, who was a great hero, even if he was a bit dense at times.

You're also doing this for Lord of Death, who is a heartbroken lover desperately in need of closure and someone who can kill you at a moment's notice.

Tell Caffornicator first, though.

>>33924063
uh.
Um.
I GUESS this okay. Can we have a quick moment to inform rider we are obligated to go on a ghost date, and apologize to her in advance?

>>33924063
Just tell her that you have a 9 to 5 schedule/ We're willing to make an exemption or just book an entire day to them

>>33924063
Sure, if 3P wants to then go ahead

>>33924141
and by inform rider I mean inform caffo.

In short, let's call her and apologize about having to take on a ghost date.

She will watch from the bushes

>>33924063
Is he sure he doesn't want a new body? He'll be able to make up for lost time if he stays around for a while. And being a nonliving machine isn't really that different from being human; it might feel different, but you won't know until you try, right?

>>33924063
Part of the job Rider, part of the job.
Also, do you want to be the one to go down to history books with the cause of death: "said no to Lord of Death?"

>>33924063
>That is a first for me. And I have been doing this for years.
seriously?

Was the movie "Ghost" lost in the catalysm or something?

>>33924063
Pen in a day for him.

Better to have a nice full day rather then what's left.

Stick to the 9 to 5 business hours or all the ghosts will bug you about it

>>33924063
Im taking it to assume that we're more of a chaperon than anything else. We're just there to channel 3PM so he can find some sort of peace before he passes on. No cheating on the Caffo dammit.

>>33924063
Just check with your girlfriend first?

Rolled 4

>>33924063
LesbiWIN!
Just don't think of Whoppi goldberg wearing a strapon.

>>33924063
Call a halt in their conversation, call Caffornicator, tell her, go do it.

>>33924226
I actually like this idea. Alot.

>>33924226
This is a good plan. I like this plan.

>>33924389
wait. wait wait wait.

Surely now would be the time to mention the Golem plan?

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>>33924292
>>33924289
>>33924182
>>33924141
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>>33924130
>>33924124

/u/ boats, do you even get the fucking context of what's going on, or are your yuri glasses screwed on to tight?

This isn't LoD asking Rider on a date.
It's LoD asking Rider to channel her kinda boyfriend so they can spend one last day together to make up for all the shit in their past.
We aren't going on a date with LoD, we're doing our job, which is to channel the ghosts that we're in charge of and helping them pass on.

>>33924620
ya we should tell her

>>33924620
Nah, no need to pressure him.

I agree with setting a schedule though.

>>33924647
yes. It's our job to channel the date.

but we must also warn caffo that, you know, her girlfriend is going to be looking like she's going out on a date.

To prevent INEVITABLE sitcom troubles when caffo sees it through the window.

>>33924647
I'm aware of that. If they're okay with waiting then it's fine.

Rolled 17

>>33924647
Dude, I made a reference to Ghost in my post.
The whoppi goldberg with a strapon thing.
She fucked a woman so the woman's dead boyfriend could move on.
I'm not a U boat.

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>>33924214
I've never gone on a full date. I've had to go to certain spots or fetch items. Most of them just say goodbye and go.

Still, I will do this if he wants to.

>She looks towards Three-Punch Man. He nods.

"Alright, but tomorrow. We'll have the day together"

LoD: "I can do that. Meet me here at noon, sharp."

I'm sure the ghosts won't mind me taking a day to fulfill this request.

>She takes Three-Punch Man with her and goes back home. When Caffornicator returns the two of them have a talk about what she has to do. Caffe says she doesn't care, she knows Rider has to do it but if it goes beyond hand holding she's gonna kick Three-Punch Man's ethereal ass.

>Once again the topic of being bound to something else is brought up. The two of them talk well into the night about the possibilities of having a new body to live out a life he wasn't able to. He says he's doing that right now. If anything he's been a rather shitty person and he would prefer that the Lord of Death found someone actually good for her. Rider says that she did.
>He says he will think about it.
=====================================

>The day of the date arrives. Rider meets Lord of Death in the cave once more. This time the Villain is dressed up in a more casual outfit.

LoD: "Three-Punch Man, are you there?"

"Yes. You look really good like that. You should try ditching the cloak more often."

LoD: "Thank you. It's weird... I know it's you talking from your cadence but... It's coming from her mouth."

"Just pretend it's just me. I know she doesn't really look like me but... It's me."

LoD: "I will try. So, where are you taking me."

TPM: "..."

"..."

TPM: "Pssst. Where do people usually go on dates?"

...
To the drive-in, I think? Out for a root beer float? I have no idea...

>>33924647
We're letting TPM go on a date using our body as part of our job, yes. But, as we have so recently decided, there are limits to what we will do in the line of work. And we need to let them know this and put some restrictions in place so they don't do something we will regret. And we should warn them people we know about this in advance to prevent misunderstandings.

Makes sense, yes?

>>33924741
Movie and dinner perhap?

>>33924741
To the Nile?

>>33924741
"We could go to Empress' place. She has great service and the music's not terrible, and there's a theater on the third floor if you feel in the mood for a movie."

>>33924741
Damnit TPM it is cheating to ask your rider for dating advice.

Anyway, consider 1: going and doing some entertaining activity like a movie, then 2: getting some kind of good food, and 3: some kind of outdoor activity in a pleasant area.

A picnic would solve 2 and 3, and a movie would solve 1.

>>33924741
Arcade, bitches love coin operated videogames.

>>33924741
Jesus Christ even beyond the veil of death TPM is a horrible boyfriend.

>>33924741
Strip clubs

>>33924741
>asks him out on a date
>expects him to plan everything
Goddamn, woman.

Start with lunch somewhere she likes. Then go for a long walk together, going to all the places they used to hang out, used to fight. Reminisce. This isn't an ordinary date, after all - it's probably their last.
Bring up the topic of getting an artificial body somewhere along the line, see what she thinks.

>>33924741
Dinner and a walk around the park ,maybe check out Queenie's place

>>33924900
This. The date is about tying up loose ends, not igniting passions. We need to go to quiet places. MAYBE go to like, an arcade or something. He can play an arcade game with her through your body.

>>33924741
We could mention the Golem option to LoD. TPM was sorely tempted but said no on the living/existing bit.

But if LoD could convince him otherwise....

>>33924900
>>33925125
yeah, this is wise.

Go somewhere they remember, that is quiet.

>>33925125
This is true, I don't know where to go but we should keep this in mind

>>33924741
Well, what would you ~like~ to do with her? What does she like to do with you?

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"Would you like to get something to eat? Remember that diner you're dad used to work at? I think it's still open if you wanna go by."

LoD: "I would like that."

>The two of them take their time walking to the diner. Even outside of the dome's protective shell they try to go as slowly as possible. Neither of them really want it to end.

>The diner is indeed still there. The two of them order something and share a look as the waiter takes their order. When they were younger they both used to get the same thing each time they visited. As the two eat they talk about when they were children.

LoD: "You were always so focused on your video games... I swear it was impossible to tear you away from an arcade once you stepped in."

"Heh... Yeah, sorry."

LoD: "Don't apologize. It was.. Kinda cute."

>As LoD eats her burger a few bread crumbs stick to her cheek.

1/2

>>33925247
Where did it start? Because perhaps it should end there, too?

>>33925291
>caffo literally watching from the bushes

I am glad we told her. I hope.

>>33925291
>dat caffo
That's some real cute shit

>>33925291
>She doesn't trust us.
>I find this hilarious.

>>33925291
Caffo, NO!

>>33925291
uhh, Caffo seems to want to keep an eye on us.

>>33925291
Man LoD is actually much cuter then i thought she would be, huh.

>>33925291
Caffo gonna be mad when LoD licks those off

Wonder what would happen if we used the Sword to cleave our connection to TPM and cleave it to LoD?

>>33925291
>dat super paranoid caffo
lol
i love how the only accurate showing of caffo's powers is her being literally always everywhere in the background watchin shit.

>>33925394
The sword is broken/dull

>>33925405
why would caffo NOT watch the kinky proxy-date between her girlfriend and some cougar?

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>>33925291
>Rider (Three-Punch Man) reaches out and brushes them away. She jumps a bit at the sudden contact.

"Sorry, you had something there."

LoD: "Ah, thank you..."

Three-Punch Man have come to a conclusion about the golem idea. He has, however, decided not to bring it up with her for now. He just wants to enjoy the date while he still has a body of flesh and blood.

Also I see her. I told her nothing would happen but
still she insists.

>>33925429
We actually sharpened it. It's being kept locked away, however. I have requested use of it for a certain project, though.

>The two of them continue to eat and chat about the past. Rider can feel Three-Punch Man's sorrow at not having nearly as many stories of the decades after they became archs.

LoD: "Three-Punch... I know I may have yelled at you but you were really brave out there. I was watching you fight as much as I could. I just... Lost track for a second."

"I was making sure you were okay, too. It happens, though. I'm not the only one who fell."

LoD: "... We should kill her.... Right now. Just you and me. She's locked away and without her powers. We could do it, together."

"Whoa. First of all this is still Rider's body. I'm not gonna make her commit murder.Second... She's already been punished. She's not allowed to go back home and lost her powers. That, I think, is the worst we could do to her."

LoD: "... That is true..."

"Let's just enjoy the rest of today and not think about her, okay?"

>Rider can feel Three-Punch Man's desire to go to several different places. The day is not going any slower and he can only take her to so many at once. He wonders if they should go to the nile and enjoys some drinks, go to his old training spot and talk, or perhaps let Lord of Death take the lead and see where she wants to go.

>>33925291
Doesn't she have sex with pretty much everyone? I can understand her concerns, but she's being kind of hypocritical, isn't she?

>>33925580
>Love >Rational

It's AI YO, I don't got to explain shit

>>33925577
You know, the whole golem idea is well and could, but the hero's corpse is actually probably still intact enough to extract DNA. Why fuck about with a golem body when cloning technology exists, as well as supers who probably have the power to bind the spiritual to the physical.

It's not like we KNOW A FUCKING ZOMBIE or anything.

>>33925577
>perhaps let Lord of Death take the lead and see where she wants to go

Do this.

And tell Caffo we're being a medium right now! Jeez!

>>33925577
>they should go to the nile and enjoys some drinks
This relationship has been stagnant because TPM has never taken the lead.

Take her someplace.

>>33925577
Ask LoD where she wants to head to

>>33925577
Just contain your shock and jealousy, caffo.
This is rider's job. It in no way diminishes what you have together.

And let's let lord death pick one, and then you can pick the next one. Turns, you know?

>>33925577
No drinking; if either of them get drunk they might forget and go for a kiss. That would not work out well.

I wanna see where LoD wants to go.

>>33925577
>let Lord of Death take the lead and see where she wants to go
She was the one who asked for the date. She must have somewhere on mind.

>>33925648
Because that's growing a whole new body, not finding a home for the disembodied spirit.

It wouldn't be Threepunch Man, it would be a very similar entity.

>>33924647
>not recognizing the Ghost reference

>>33925580
Actually she had a lot of trouble hooking up with anyone. Most people just find her creepy/annoying. Apparently she can get some occasionally from some people but Rider is the only one she's had a real relationship with.

Thus, the concern.

>>33925712
It's understandable concern, yes.
But don't worry caffo, no matter what happens, it means nothing about your relationship.

Try to get into it, maybe. This could be really kinky for you.

>>33925697
You can clone someone without a brain, or something like that. It would effectively be a dead body in the end that TPM could possess.

>>33925577
Let lord of death take the lead.

I just hope we won't end up at a cemetery.

>>33925769
I feel like now is a good time to remind people that we STILL haven't seen nursebot again since telling her to fix the old queen corpse.

She could very well still be working on that.

>>33925648
It'd be an inert body, bereft of its own memories, experiences, etc. Grafting the soul to it, since as has been shown by Rider's whole interaction with the deceased the memories stay with the ghost, would make it TPM. Just without his powers/training.

>>33925769
For many reasons, this is not a viable option.

For starters, you couldn' GROW a body without a brain, because it'd die without a brain.

>>33925866
No, but you can artificially grow flesh and organs without a brain. And in a world with magic and shit, they might not even need stem cells.

>>33925919
Building the golem seems like a much easier idea than growing body parts seperately and stitching them all together.

>>33925978
The easiest way just seems to be letting the dead stay dead.

Let it be a lesson on waiting too long.

>>33925866
They have machines that can simulate vital bodily functions. We use them on people who are brain dead.

>>33925978
Would it feel?

>>33926035
the fact remains that you're talking about growing a whole new person, gutting them so that a dead spirit can wear them as a puppet.

The fact that the grown person is a copy of the dead person does not make that any less ghoulish, and definitely doesn't fit TPM's idiom.

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I don't think the cloning thing would work out too well. I'm not saying Prince couldn't do it but he's never been one to share his inventions. I only suggest the golem one because we know that souls can be bound to just normal objects. I'm not sure how well it would work with people that aren't, well, me... I'm worried about what would happen if we test it.

>When they finish their meal Three-Punch Man asks her if there's anywhere else she would like to go.

LoD: "Would you like to... Maybe go to an arcade?"

"!!! Hell yeah I would!"

LoD: "Then let's go. I'm certain the mall would have one. Come on."

>She takes him by the hand and walks him to the nearest mall. They do indeed have an arcade there and the two of them spend the better part of the day either watching each other play games or playing together. They win nearly a hundred thousand tickets.

>It's enough to buy a Chinese finger trap.
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>The two of them are outside the dome once again, at a place where Three-Punch Man and his father would train. Lord of Death used to tag along sometimes and watch them work out, even joining in a few times herself.

LoD: "You know what..."

"Hmm?"

LoD: "I just realized something. I can't remember when I decided I was your friend. At what point did you become 'that kid I used to think was cool' to 'my best friend ever'."

"... I don't think I can remember that moment either. Can anyone recall when they finally become someone's friend?"

LoD: "No, I don't think so. I do, however, remember when I decided to fall in love with you... I still thought you were the coolest guy I ever met. I... I just wish we had more time together. I wish I could take back all the years where we just hated each other... All because I couldn't let go of a silly grudge..."

"And because I was dense as a rock when I was a kid."

>She holds onto Rider's hand.

LoD: "I'm sorry that I wasted so much time. I..."

>She leans in closer.

>>33926097
for a given value of feel. The sensation may not be identical to when he was purely human.

>>33926162
oh crap, god damn it caffo.

>>33926162
You can have more time, if you want.