You are the edgiest motherfucker in the history of edgy motherfuckers. You are so edgy that if you bled, your blood would turn into swords made out of DARKNESS. EDGY.You have no lame parents or whatever, so you can stay up late and hunt demons, and nobody can ground you for cussing and listening to linkin park after 11.First things first, what kind of EDGY motherfucker are you? Are you a guy or a girl?
>>33898009Genderfluid trans-person. I'm not even sure what exactly that means.
>>33898023Okay, you are a male warrior of DARKNESSWhat do you wear? Because we all know that the most important thing about being edgy, besides ridiculous demon superpowers and a traumatic backstory, is your fashion sense.(Default is trenchcoat and fedora that are pure nightblack, which is a shade of black that is blacker than black)
>>33898052Genderfluid transguy, meaning... uh... You have a split personality who identifies as female. Your split personality is also super-evil, because that's edgy.
>>33898064Nah, red trenchcoat. All the blood of our enemies has seeped into it.
>>33898106Ah yes, you wear a trenchcoat made of pure bloodsorrow, which what happens when the blood of your enemies is woven into DARKNESS fabric. So it's made of pure blood and also solidified DARKNESS. Makes perfect sense.Don't question me, I'm edgy.
>>33898147Now that you've got your fashion sense out of the way, you need a weapon. What is the badass weapon that has killed many an enemy in a gratuitously bloody manner?
>>33898179A minigun that fires katanas.
>>33898179Dual katanas forged from the bones of angels we defeated in single combat
>>33898179cancerthe acutla diseaebut we hsoot it out of eyes in our palms
>>33898212Yes! You wield the Bladegunner, which shoots a million katanas, each folded over a million times, thousands of times per second, each one made from pure defiled angel bone!Your secondary weapon is cancer lasers, but since cancer kills slowly, it's not very useful in combat.Your character creation is almost complete. In order to be truly the edgiest motherfucker in history, you must be able to BROOD!What is it that you have to BROOD about? What horrible things in your backstory fill your heart with SUPERDARKNESS?
>>33898296Our momma was stolen by ninja termites
>>33898317Ehh, I'm looking for something a bit more EDGY. Can you work gratuitous amounts of blood into it and maybe a rape or two?
>>33898347Alright, Ninja DRACULA ANTS THAT SPIT ACIDIC BLOOD AND COLLECT CLOACAS FROM THE DEADEdgy enough? I'm not used to this. More of an absurd guy.
>>33898347Our little sister, childhood friend and class rep were kidnapped and raped by ninja cannibals who killed and ate the entire male population of our high-school.
>>33898296Our sister raped us with her futa cock.
>>33898347All of these, at once.>>33898419>>33898394>>33898380>>33898347
>>33898380How does one collect cloacas? Cloacas are orifices.>>33898394>>33898419Okay, when you were just a little lad, ninja rapist cannibals broke into your school and rapemurdered everyone, including your sister. Said sister was also a rapist herself, which makes you incredibly angry and pretty much justifies any horrific crime you might accidentally commit when the DARKNESS in your heart gets too much to bear.So then, how did you get your amazing EDGEDARK superpowers?
>>33898512You happened to SHIFT THE ZONES out of pure anguish, and landed in the ZONE OF ETERNAL BLEEDING SOCKETS.The ultimate HELL SKELETON METAL ARTIST ROCKER chose you as his favorite meal, and to SPICE YOU UP, gave you your HELLACIOUS POWERS as MAXIMUM SEASONING. HE SENT YOU TO THE MORTAL WORLD ONCE MORE, TO FEST ON HEARTS AND GROW RIPe.
>>33898512The wrathful ghosts of our murdered schoolmates gave them to us. We power up be eating ninja hearts.
>>33898512Sister injected them with her giant cock before she was rapemurdered.
>>33898580In a ritual where the ninjas don't die until they've watched us eat their hearts. The more they despair, the more power a heart gives.
>>33898512The pure rage experienced at our soul-shattering rape and the angst thereafter blossomed into fallen angel shadow powers of death, superspeed, superstrength and demonic angst-flight that leaves a trail of blood.
>>33898565>>33898580Awesome! The DARKNESS in your moody teenage heart combined with the vengeful ghosts of all those murdered brought you to the realm of the HELLSKELETONDEMON who gave you your powers and your weapons. You hunt angels and ninjas and that jerk from school who makes fun of you and people who look at you funny!And now your quest begins....
>>33898627>>33898625>>33898580>>33898565All of these at once, again.
>>33898655Shift the zones once more, back to the human world. It's time to find ninjas. And cut them REAL BAD. Like, cut them so bad it takes 15 seconds for their blood to finally explode from their stump necks!
>>33898649>>33898627>>33898625Yeah, these things too. You have to do a ritual to kill ninjas and gain their DESPAIR power, and also your sister was half demon which is how she injected you with her power unintentionally while raping you, and also you have the fallen angel hell demon skeleton metal king superpowers of superpowerness.And all of this makes perfect sense because everyone at my deviantART and tumblr pages say they're awesome!
>>33898718I really hope you're keeping track of all this, Edgemeister. There will be a quiz later.
>>33898655>>33898718we need allies... irs time to find the neighborhood evl hegehog!
>>33898718>>33898708You stand on a rooftop at deepest midnight, your trenchcoat and fedora both waving awesomely in the breeze. The blood of ten evil demonzone ninjas stains your hands bright red. You lick them clean because you are addicted to ninja blood, especially ninjablood that died due to TORTUREDESPAIR which is soulbleeding delicious.You jump from rooftop to rooftop using your amazing superduperdemonskeleton powers, before arriving in your secret lair, a hole in dimensions that is made from the rage and sorrow of all humanity.And within here you realize..... you are out of milk.IT IS TIME TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING!
>>33898809We need to find some succubus' and get their milk. Also rape
>>33898809Use our Bladegunner to fly to the store, because we read a webcomic once that said guns could power a car so obviously we can surf on our edgey and badass gun.
>>33898809We must venture down to the corner store and not make eye contact with the cute girl who works the counter, lets her soul become tarnished by our edgy heart.
>>33898809Carjack someone and wildly careen to the nearest grocery store, then rob it.
>>33898809ATTACK STOREDRINK ALL MILKABSORB CALCIUMTEAR OFF FLESHBECOME SKELETON HELL MASTER
>>33898718First order of business: Travel to Japan to do battle with the ninja threat and take revenge.Single handedly, of course.
>>33898913THEN, ONE ON ONE COMBAT WITH THE OLD SKELETON HELL MASTER. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
>>33898865>>33898871You fly your edgegunner down to the store, which is open all hours and is frequented by denizens of the night.You walk in, the bright fluorescent lights stinging your eyes, because you hate all forms of light. You open the refrigerator in the far wall and take a gallon of milk, then go to the cashier.>>33898871The cashier is cute and 16, and looks like that girl molly who is in my class but is hotter than her because molly is a bitch. This girl is named... uh... mally. Mally is good and nice, far too good and nice for a DARKNESSHEART like yours. You carefully avoid her gaze. "Will that be cash or credit?"You realize with cold, boiling fury that you don't have any money right now!>>33898889"YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE DARKNESS THAT INFESTS MY SOUL, MALLY! CASH AND CREDIT CAN NEVER PAY FOR MY SINS! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!" Mally is taken aback. "Oh jesus." She discreetly opens the cash register and presses the silent alarm.>>33898913You open the milk and use the bladegunner to rip open your flesh, because that is how you eat things now that the SKELETONMETALDARKNESSKING is your lord and master. You scream loudly in pain and horror as your exposed innards absorb the nectar that is 2% milk with extra vitamin A.
>>33899055"DON'T YOU SEE MALLY, THIS IS MY TRUE FORM! YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE DARKNESS WITHIN MY HEART!"Mally is too petrified to do anything but put the money in a plastic bag and tries to avoid looking at you. SUDDENLY, NINJAS!
>>33899112The ninjas surround you, stepping out of shadows that lurk in all the dark corners of the earth and people's hearts. Your darkness brought them there. Your darkness endangered Mally.With rage, anger, and fury, you bring the Bladegunner to bear!ROLL INITIATIVE (1d20)!
>>33899112Avenge Mally's inevitable death by shooting the entire store full of katanas. Don't worry about hitting her, she's already dead due to ninjas anyway.
>>33899112Kill them with our EDGE-GAZE while also driving them mad with the SHEER TERROR of our EDGE-PRESENCE and TRUE SKELETAL FORM
Rolled 3>>33899161Katanas everywhere.
Rolled 18>>33899161MORE RED FOR OUR CAPE
Rolled 6>>33899208surely our EDGE-MASTERY and SKELETONHELLPOWERS give us a ridiculous bonus to initiative.
>>33899208>3You are too late! The sorrow infesting your enraged soul has stunned you and made you too slow! The ninjas cut Mally to pieces!"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" you cry out, cradling her in your arms. >>33899172>>33899216In a blind rage, you shoot everything full of Katanas that you can see. It slices through everything, because your katanas are sharper and harder than anything in the world.>10You only manage to kill half of them! The other half of them chuckle evilly at you, which enrages you further!>>33899198>18You reveal your true skeletal form! Your blood spews everywhere! Your EDGEGAZE strikes fear and terror into their black hearts, which are nowhere near as black as yours because your heart is EDGEBLACK, which is the kind of black that swords are made of.Shut up, I read it in a manga once.ANYWAYS! You torture and kill them one by one, striking such fear into their hearts that they would die, but you are keeping them alive with your EDGEPOWER. They die in utmost fear that only a ninja can feel.>>33899219You drain the blood and add it to your long trenchcoat. MORE BLOOD FOR THE CLOAK!SUDDENLY, YOU HEAR POLICE SIRENS!"Freeze scumbag!"Take an action and roll 1d20!
Rolled 11>>33899394DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT WHICH IS, uhhhhh.... unfreeze?
Rolled 12>>33899394Kill them and take their outfits, drive to a prison in one of the cars. There are probably more Ninjas to feed on!
Rolled 17>>33899394Obviously the cops are just agents of the ninjas. BLACKEDGEMURDER them.
Rolled 3>>33899394Run fly away crying while yelling "Fuck the system!"
>>33899513shit, ignore that Run there.
>>33899421It is the nature of mortals that they cannot see the darkninjas, so it's only natural that the police here think you killed the girl. You are hated and misunderstood by all of humanity, just like how my parents don't understand me. Exactly the same. >>33899421>>33899475>>33899510>>33899513You realize that you must feed on more ninjas. The police are part of the corrupt political and societal system that oppresses people and turned the US into a gestapo state. I know that's what happens because all of my deviantART submissions get taken down for "Copyright infringement." Your rage building, you fill all the cops with BLACKEDGEMURDER! You shoot the bladegunner at all of them until they are nothing more than chunks of bloody meat salsa."FUCK THE SYSTEM!" You cry as you steal their cop car. You plug your sword into the car's engine.Exactly according to plan. With a cop car and a weapon capable of SHIFTING into the ninjademonrealm, you are able to to drive it into the NINJANIGHTPRISON! This prison is where all the worst, most horrible demon ninjas are kept because if they escaped, they would destroy the universe.A skeletondemon prison guard greets you as you drive in the front gate. WHAT DO?!?!?!
Rolled 4>>33899670RECRUIT HIM
Rolled 3>>33899670Tell him if he helps us in our mission we'll give the title of SKELETON MAXIMUM BLOOD GOD to him when all is said and done
>>33899695>>33899731>4>3"nah man, I gotta keep here, you know, watchin' the ninjas and shit. You can go on through though. I'll let the warden know you're here."You drive into the prison, the dark, evil place that goodness dare not enter lest it be corrupted by the infinite blackness that infests the souls of all who touch this place. Your blackness soul is so far beyond infinite though that you can't be affected by it.You spy an ultraninja, which is a type of ninja that is so black and dark that it sucks the goodness out of the world. You want to drink its blood, but it is very powerful. MAKE A MOVE AND ROLL 1d20 FOR COMBAT
Rolled 10>>33899792CANCER BEAMS, DON;T FAIL US NOW!
Rolled 16>>33899792Fire all the katanas in a clip, then run up to the guy and slash him with the katanas as they arrive. We can do this because we have EDGEBLACK speed.
Rolled 12>>33899792I CUT IN THE ULTRANINJA'S HEAD OFF WITH MY KATANA BULLETS
>>33899828>>33899832>16You fire all the angelbone katanas in your clip, and then you slow down time (or you move so fast that it seems like time is slowing down, I haven't decided yet) and you grab each katana as it is fired and swing it at the ultraninja's head, slicing it off! Your EDGEBLACK speed makes yourself far too strong for him.>>33899828And then, you give him cancer. Which pushes him into HYPERDESPAIR, allowing you to devour the greatest of ultraninja souls!Because this one... wait for it.... THIS ULTRANINJA WAS THE ONE THAT KILLRAPED YOUR SISTER!!!DUN DUN DUN! She is avenged.You shed into your DARKMETALDEMONSKELETON true form as you suck all the despairblood into your heart, turning you ever more evil and dark and edgy!
Rolled 13>>33899792After defeating him, interrogate him as to the location of our demon sister.it's time for KILLER REVENGEANCE.
>>33899945You revive the ultraninja's soul within your dark heart, which you can do because you have power over death. "WHERE IS MY SISTER?!" You cry out, demanding of him."SHE... IS IN.... DARK JAPAN!!!"You gasp. Dark Japan is the evil counterpart of Japan that is where all Ninjas come from. It is the darkest, evillest place in the multiverse. But you must get there. You must get your sister's soul and bring her back to life.Only then can you kill her yourself in order to revenge yourself for her raping you.
>>33900016hey, did she rape us with a futa dick or what?
>>33900016>DARK JAPAN!!!"I'm not sure why this pushed me over the edge but I can't stop laughing now.
>>33900016Roll for percentage of EDGEFURY we feel towards our sister
>>33900016Fly to Dark Japan on our blade wings made of katanas.
>>33900016>revenge yourself for her raping youI admit it, I lost it there.
>>33900139The blood is actually tiny katanas with red trenchcoats
>>33900153Micro Trenchtanas. Made from the souls of all the innocents killed by ninjas.
>>33900066Yes she did, and it was a demon futa dick.You hop back into your stolen cop car. It is impossible to travel to Dark Japan from the demon world. You must go to regular Japan, which cannot be done except through mortal means, because the ultradarkninjas have guardians in all the coastlines of the country. To travel to Dark Japan, which is also called Kuronippon because Japanese is cooler than English, you must go to the AIRPORT!!!You fly your katanabladewings to the airport. You are careful not to let any mortals see you, because if they saw the deep darkness in the night that you exude while bladeflying, their eyes would bleed to death.You land near the airport. What is your next move?
Rolled 3>>33900016Kill the fucker again because we're pissed
Rolled 20>>33900195Stick to the underside of the nearest plane to Japan, determined by reading the SOULS of the passengers.
>>33900195Get drunk.That's why airports have bars. Because long flights are awful.
>>33900195Get first class seats to Dark Japan by seducing the airline attendants with your brooding handsomeness.
>>33900195Jump on top of a plane and ride it like a surfboard all the way to japan.
>>33900254Also underage drinking is EDGY.
>>33900196You do so.>>33900254>>33900263>>33900269>>33900247Looks like we have some disagreement here.Someone roll to ride on the OUTSIDE of the plane, and someone roll to get tickets for the INSIDE of the plane.
Rolled 18>>33900296I roll to get drunk.
Rolled 5>>33900296Fuck that we're becoming the plane.Get those souls to japan while exposing them to the truth of our soul
>>33900296Come on, I rolled a 20
Rolled 64>>33900296I roll for groping some attendants. Inside the plane.
Rolled 16>>33900398I roll for this also.
Oh man. EDGEGUNNER.
Rolled 6>>33900328>>33900398Fuck it, let's be the plane and grope all the attractive women inside.
>>33900320Yes, you must drink to cope with the horrific DARKNESS that infests your soul!You walk through the TSA line, removing your shoes, which are made of BLOOD and DARKNESS.A TSA man looks at your bladeshooter and says "Sir, you can't bring that on board a plane. I'm going to have to confiscate it.>>33900247>>33900352Ah yes, good point.You then tell the TSA man "GET BENT! FUCK THE POLICE!" and you run outside. You use your SOUL sense to find the plane going to Japan. You use your DARKEDGESPEED to latch on board, and you slip up through the cargo hold into the plane itself."Ladies and gentlemen, please bring your attention to the safety video."You are sitting on a plane.>>33900398You grope a flight attendant. Like a boss. She swoons and gets you some red wine before the beverage cart even comes around."mm, wine. Red, like blood. Exquisite. Dark, like my heart."Your poetry and EDGY dark handsomeness makes the flight attendant swoon. She is about 40, and slightly overweight.The obese man sitting next to you falls asleep, his head lolling onto your shoulder. You are very glad you got wine.WHAT DO?!
>>33900506You didn't fly so good
>>33900480Those look more like knives to me
>>33900523Watch the darkest movie you can find on the personal tv.
>>33900523Decapitate him, he was dead anyways after coming in contact with your trenchcoat of EDGEDARK BLOODDEATH.
Rolled 16>>33900523Devise a plan for the sister-killing, obviously
Rolled 16>>33900523roll to seduce the flight attendantsall of the flight attendants
Rolled 10>>33900680Not the men too
>>33900523I think it's time to BROOD over the events in the NINJA PRISON. Perhaps we have gained mastery over a NEW POWER! ONE MORE BLACK AND EDGY THAN EVER BEFORE! EDGEVOID THE ETERNAL BLACKNESS
>>33900700all of them
Rolled 19>>33900749Rolling for heterosexuality
>>33900765We are superdarkblack hetero.
>>33900765Does our sister's futa rape count?
>>33900765darnjust the female flight attendants then
>>33900806It's rape, so I guess it makes up the 1 point missing from 20
Rolled 14>>33900829Rolling for anal circumference
>>33900659You will murder your sister... with EDGE. And DARKNESS. PLANNING COMPLETE.>>33900703YES! Being alone for hours at a time is the perfect opportunity to BROOD to yourself about all the BLACKNESS and EDGE that infests your heart, mind, and soul. You focus so much on the BLACKNESS that your heart becomes a VOID!!!POWER GAIN: EDGEVOID>>33900680You give each of the flight attendants a smile and a nod, and they all swoon. Unfortunately, you can't be close to any of them because your BLACKNESS HEART would rip their souls and bodies to pieces. You take another sip of wine.>>33900646You also watch the edgiest movie you can find. It's an R-rated movie, but not the kind that my mom watches that is full of talking and boring stuff like that. I mean a real R-rated movie with blood and guts and scary stuff and ghosts and all that stuff!All the blood on screen gets you pumped up for BLOODINATION!! You can't wait to drink the blood of the damnated darkninjas that infest Dark Japan.You open your eyes to find that the fat man has been DECAPITATED! A woman screams! A baby cries! Horror of horrors! WHAT DO?!?!?!?
>>33900862That's a big dick she's packing
>>33900895>>33900862>>33900806argh, stop having fun guys! I'm trying to run a SERIOUS game about SERIOUS edginess!
>>33900869Use your super-edgy suave and brooding charm to silence the adults, and terrify the children into submission. This is your plane now.
>>33900869Scope out the plane and the DARKPLANE for ninjas
>>33900948There is no Darkplane here, don't be ridiculous.Anyways, use our DARKNESS to destroy all of the lights on the plane.
>>33900934Rolling for this
>>33900869Take over the plane. You're a way better pilot anyway.
>>33901005>he doesn't know THE DARK is like the Warp
>>33900948>>33900934>>33901005You stand up, and the lights dim immediately. All eyes are on you. Everyone falls silent, too terrified and attracted to you to speak. A breeze begins to flap your trenchcoat. The lights pop off, one by one, yielding before your insane DARKNESS.A voice in the shadows calls out...."YOU MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO GO TO DARK JAPAN!!!!"NINJAS! ROLL 1d20 FOR COMBAT!
>>33901060IT IS A GOOD PAIN
Rolled 14>>33901065Edgemurder them all! Except the females, which we will rapeedgemurder.
Rolled 5>>33901065I teleport behind them all at the same time and chop their heads off one by one
Rolled 15>>33901065blood for the edgegods
>>33901065Use the EDGEVOID to sever their souls from their ninja bodies, then rapedgemurder the raw dark souls of the ninjas!
Rolled 14>>33901111Well, shit
>>33901176Didn't mean to roll
>>33901095You bring your edgegunner to bear and shoot at the darkness! Blood and guts rain down as the darkninja from the darkplane-plane die, one by one.You carefully release the EDGEVOID from within your darkened soul of souls. All the ninja demons are sucked into it like miroku from Inuyasha, and all the people as well.You stand alone in a bloodstained airplaneUnknown to all the people there, the horrible bloody edginess generated by the deaths of all your victims have given the plane an evil aura. It will be forevermore haunted... as the BLOODPLANE!But that isn't part of the story.The plane touches down in Tokyo. You are alone, because all the passengers and crew have been bloodmurdered.You are now in JAPAN. What do?
>>33901231Go to Hiroshima and use the edgevoid to rip open a hole to DARK JAPAN
Rolled 18>>33901231roll to go to a cute maid cafe :3
>>33901213Nice shoes, faggot
>>33901231>the BLOODPLANE!fucking lost it
>>33901330But they can't possibly soothe the DARKNESS and PAIN in our heart, they'll just be corrupted! Think of the maids!
Rolled 12>>33901386Rolling for healing
>>33901264You bring out your edgegunner and fly it out to Hiroshima.Yes... Only the scene of a horrible and powerful mass murder can open the way to Dark Japan. >>33901330But first... A maid cafe. You like maid cafes because my online gf nina loves kawaii things and she wanted me to write it into my story. The maids there are all catgirls, and one of them is secretly nina's future self who moved to japan and became a catgirlmaid who is very kawaii. That's it for the maid part of the story.Anyways, you fly up into the air and open the EDGEVOID in your heart! The world turns inside-out! Ten thousand screaming innocents have their hearts filled with BLACKDARK as a side-effect of the plane-shifting. (Except Nina is ok because IRL nina says she will break up with me if I kill her in my story :()You are in DARK JAPAN! It is exactly like regular Japan except it is always night and all the hundred million people there are all ULTRANINJAS! What do?
Rolled 19>>33901467Smirk, and unleash the furry. Sister will be attracted by the carnage.
Rolled 17>>33901467MURDERKILL EVERYTHING IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF SISTER
>>33901511>furryThat's not what I meant but it is now
>>33901467I think it's time. We must go REDOVEREDGE and MURDERDEATHKILL every last ultraninja.
>>33901511You smirk and put on your awesome sunglasses. >furryYou got it dude!You unleash your inner spirit animal which is a hedgehog because hedgehogs are awesome and fast. You use your HYPEREDGEDARKBLACKSPEEED to murderdeathkill a million ultraninjas at once except from their perspective they take a billion years of horrible pain to die because of your power over time and death. All the million ultraninjas die in total despair, and your furry rampage carves a swathe of destruction all over Dark Japan!Suddenly, a giant, booming voice calls out of the darkness!"SO YOU HAVE MANAGED TO COME TO MY REALM. BUT CAN YOU DEFEAT ME?!?!He steps out of the shadows. The Ultraninjademon Super-Emperor. He is a thousand miles tall and destroys civilizations with his footsteps. In his left hand he holds your sister's soul; she has been turned into an ultraninja!Your ultraninja sister speeds towards you like a hyperedgy mistress of pain and horribloodness can do!ROLL 1d20 FOR COMBAT!!!!
>>33901652(By the way, what is your character's name?)
Rolled 16>>33901652Attack the emperor!
Rolled 19>>33901652Punch her with the force of a thousand black holes.Then realize ghosts are intangible and get butt raped.
>>33901678Kain with a K
>>33901678Nightshade the ShadowFURY
Rolled 19>>33901652Unzip dick, it's time for retribution(Jordan)
>>33901678Darkfall Swordedge the Extreme
>>33901689>>33901717THIS CALLS FOR A REROLL
>>33901811It's time to get butt fucked.
Rolled 20>>33901811nice job nerd
Rolled 20>>33901811The future looks brown
>>33901705>Wants to be edgy>Kane>Not Kayne
>>33901689How can a ghost buttrape us if it's intangible?
>>33901900DEMON DARKNESS POWER
>>33901900If she's intangible she should have no problem getting her ghostly cock in our rectum.
>>33901900The same way there are ghost blowjobs.
>OP will surely deliver
>>33901676Your demonsister rams into you at hyper speed, ramming you into the ground and kicking up a huge crater of dust and debris! You block just in time, shielding you from all harm!Realizing that the Hyper-emperor is the true threat, you rush straight for the Emperor, shooting all of your dark angelbone katanabullets at him, and you put extra EDGEDARK into the ammunition, so instead of being just katanas they transform into guns that shoot more katanas!>>33901705>>33901714>>33901719Kain Darkfall Magnolucifer Swordedge Nightshade the Extreme Shadowfury. That works.>>33901811REROLL FAILEDThe emperor is unharmed! He laughs at you in a booming, mocking voice!Your sister sneaks up behind you. "You know, Kain, I always loved you. That's why I always wanted to rape you!" She grabs you!>>33901845>>33901849>>33901811>1>20>20I am fucking speechless.Your sister rams into you at terminal velocity, unleashing a thousand years of anguish and torment into your soul! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*deepbreath*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" You scream. The dark anguish inside your heart activates the edgevoid, sucking her in. Your two souls intermingle as the rage, sorrow, and lust mix together to form an entirely new EXTREME edgy emotion that can't even be described in english, but if it could it would have a name like "darkfuckedgesorrowrage"The two of you are fused together into a single being of complete and utter extreme emotion, overcome with hatred for the evil emperor that goes so far beyond ordinary human hate that it becomes an entirely new form of hate: BLACKHATEYou use your combined edgevoid powered by your BLACKHATE to unleash a million times powerful wave of darkness against the ultrahyperninja-emperor, who disintegrates into darkness dust!
>>33901811So the dick gets caught in the zipper?
>>33902003You have saved the world of the light and living and merged with your beloved/hated sisters in more ways than one. What will you do now?
If my sister has become Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way the ULTIMATE DEATH NINJA OF BLACK DARKNESS, then I must release the PENT UP FURY OF TEN-THOUSAND NIGHT-BORN SUNS -But first, I need to put on my headphones. Can't conduct a DARKBLACKNESS DEATHBLOOD CARNIVAL of EDGE without LINKIN PARK
>>33902018Kill sisterself as revenge for raping yourself.
>>33902018I "unfuse" myself from my sister's futa dick.
>>33902018Masturbate. That's like rape now, right?
>>33902018jerk off I guess
>>33902018We must clearly impregnate ourself/our sister so we can birth someone edgy enough to end our suffering.
Rolled 16>>33902003RAPE SELF
>>33902003Cut out her soul with blackedge katanasthen rape her
>>33902018Kill ourselves then masturbate. Yes, in that order.
Rolled 6>>33902067And then rape her
>>33902095>futa rape confirmedThe dice want it up the poop chute.
Rolled 13>>33902095G-D fucking dammitRolling for anal circumference
>>33902121our ass is loose. Probably from the giant futa cock stuffing it.
>>33902024First, you put on your Linkin' Park headphones.>>33902044Then, you cut off the dick in your ass>>33902048Then, you kill yourself by committing seppuku, which splits you into the two separate beings that you originally were. You then rape her with your darkness angelbone Katanas and send her to the world of the living.You stay in the darkdemonninjadimension to become the dark demon king. Your fondest wish is for the incest child you gave your sister to be edgy enough that he will murderkill you to end your tormentious suffering.ENDI really wish the dice hadn't been so rapey.
>>33902166>I really wish the dice hadn't been so rapey.No you don't. Don't lie.
Rolled 4>>33902166The dice don't listen to anyone but themselves, no matter how absurdly edgy.
Rolled 1>>33902166What a shit endingRolling for shittiness
>>33902220It looks like it was a perfect ending after all!Good job OP!
Rolled 13>>33902220That wasn't supposed to happenRerolling
>>33902220Dice don't lie. My ending isn't shitty, it's DEEP and EDGY and has MATURE things like RAPE and MURDER and INCEST and SUICIDE and DARKNESS and DEMONS and stuff like that! It's a masterpiece! All my followers on tumblr say so too!
>>33902242Incestrapebaby wasn't supposed to happen, either. But it did.Because of you. And your blackedgevoid. Also, linkin park
>>33902220Shittiness levels: minimum
Rolled 9The dice have been awesome tonight
Rolled 17lol this remind me of my fav song!!!! xd!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n6jN330vfUgood ending opee!
>>33902297They slightly disagree with your statement.
Rolled 18>>33902316Such is life under the score-faced tyrant
>>33902335The dice give you a hearty 'fuck yeah'.
>>33902166I hope this fan art is edgy enough.
>>339026145/5 bretty gud
>>33902614I love it! I'm putting it on my fridge!
Rolled 46>>33898009welcome back, great one