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You are Shax Gloombreaker, Chief of some cave goblins, super cool raid leader, Mega Courageous I promise, and someone the Sea Mom likes a whole lot. You just uncovered a throne of darkness in a big spooky castle, and you gave it to your maid, Blaise. It's okay to give stuff to your maid, because that is called tipping or something. You remember your Auntie telling you that when she taught you ettin cuts or something like that.

You've got!
21/64 BtB exp
30/64 MSiF exp
6/56 CyRCTHaM exp

>Shax's Stuff! So you can keep track: http://pastebin.com/U3hKZfAd
>Shax Company!: http://pastebin.com/mZgVD5yH
>Shax Ability Tree: http://pastebin.com/aBfqv1vP
>I'm the boss! Points: 0
>Pearls: 3

You remember grinning as Blaise sits on the throne, but you blacked out for some reason afterward. You're lying on your back and feel the gentle crashing of waves as they wash over you. When the water fully envelopes your body, you open your eyes and see just darkness. "Hey, Shax, sorry for bringing you over here like this, but it is pretty important, alright?"

Oh, it's Sea Mom.

"We got some things we really need to discuss. I don't really know where to begin since so much has happened, but still, if you could listen just a bit." Wow she's really blabbering on. "You see, it all started thosuands of years ago, when the ancient primordials first decided to seperate the world into-" Is this a history lesson? Because you have a hard time caring about stuff from before you were born... Auntie once told you about a former chief who was supposedly super great, but you definitely didn't care about that. And he was a goblin. How is Sea Mom supposed to expect you to care about some ancient primordial? "-Raging vortex of chaos, a fountain of eternal life. When they drank from it, a host of new-" Yeah, you definitely don't care.

>Ask Sea Mom if she could maybe get to the point.
>Tell Sea Mom that her story is really interesting, but you got stuff you need to take care of so 'bye.
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>Ask Sea Mom if she could maybe get to the point.

Oh god I'm actually here while it's running oh jeez.
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>>33893132
>Ask Sea Mom if she could maybe get to the point.
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>>33893132
>Ask Sea Mom if she could maybe get to the point.
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>>33893132
>Ask Sea Mom if she could maybe get to the point.
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>>33893132
>>Ask Sea Mom if she could maybe get to the point.
Sorry, mum, but we don't really care that much...
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>>33893132
>Ask Sea Mom if she could maybe get to the point.
Sorry but I have things to do, you know, loot to loot, gods to kill, godhood to achieve
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pssh nothin personnel MOM

Writing!
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>>33893351
Hey Chief, how was Guardians? Assuming you were able to make good on that raincheck.
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>>33893511

Was pretty good. I was more impressed with how well they managed to pull off the story and character development in two hours than anything else. Action was very much only okay, not too amazing, but the performances from the actors were all top notch the comedy was all pretty solid, and it did well at embracing emotional themes and also making fun of them.
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"It was then, at the dawn of the Fifth Age, that the gods first realized the error of their ways: That they couldn't possibly hope to contain this power with such meager devices." You see a break and quickly clear your throat. "Yes, Shax, what is it?"

"I don't mean to, uh, be irreverent or whatever, but how much longer is this gonna take?" It seems like it might take a while.

Several glowing eyes hang in the darkness, looking at you, "I have at least six more ages to cover to properly convey the scope of the plans in motion here."

You wave your arms. That definitely won't work out, "Is there any way you can cut to the chase? I got, like, castles to raid or something."

The eyes shift, as if someone were tilting their head, "Time passes differently within my realm, Shax." Please don't let her be this socially dense! "But, I can see you have little patience left. Very well." Oh thank goodness, "Simply put, you're well poised to help me send the continent you're currently on crashing into a new diluvial age. If you bring this scepter," A strange rod is carried through the darkness, and rests in your hands, "To the heart of Manderlay, my people there will show you how to use it. Do so, and bring a dark wave unto this land once more."

"Okay, but a lot of my friends can't breath underwater? So I would hope they don't drown to death or something."

"This is more of a gradual and thematic flood, Shax. As I said earlier, like the one in the Third Age."

"Oh, right. That... that one. Yeah."

>You've gained the Scepter of the reign of Blibdoolpolopol!
>>This Scepter will allow you to summon Shadowy Kuo-Toa monstrosities, a Leviathan-kin! Twice as large, these brutes are able to smash their way to their target!
>>This Scepter will allow you to imprison someone in an orb of water for two hours once per day! Wether they can breath in it or not is up to you...

"Thanks, mom!"

>Do you have any questions for her before you go?
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>>33893710
What's being a God like?
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>>33893710
What happens during said "thematic" flood, and is there anything she wants us to do on the way over?
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>>33893751
This,
But ad on the words
>and stuff.
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>>33893710
I, too, would like to know the answer to >>33893751
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>>33893710
>>33893751
Yep, this.
"I plan on becoming one sometime soon, do you recommend it?"
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>>33893751
>>33893781

Alright. Writing.

I just wanted to say that I really like this picture.
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>>33894017
Me too, Chief. Me too.
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>>33894017
Yes, the breasts are very pronounced in that suit.
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>>33894017
What do you like about it?
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>>33894017
Is that a tactical champagne satchel?
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>>33894121

Yes, one of the many reasons I like the picture.
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>>33894017
unf
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>>33894156
I'm guessing there are two other reasons.
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"Well then, Shax, I will return you to the material plane so that you may enact my desires." Sea mom's soothing voice crashes around your ears, and you start to fade away.

"Hey, wait! Quick questions!" You hold up a finger as if to be called upon.

Gradually it feels as if you are solid once more, "Yes, what would you like to ask me?"

"What's it like bein' a god? I intend on being one pretty soon, so. Figured I might as well ask the one I know!"

Silence greets you for a moment, "Really. I didn't know that."

"How? Don't you, like, stalk me or something?" You were pretty sure she did.

"Hardly, I often get reports on you from my associates, but that was not in them. I see. Being a god would be tiring if you didn't have unlimited energy. Just understand that your plans will change vastly in scope if you were to ascend. Good luck. I always look forward to more allies in the pantheon." You start to fade once more.

"Wait! What's this flood gonna be like! What's thematic mean?" She doesn't bother to hold you in her realm any longer.

"You'll either be dead or ascended by the time you see it's effects, goblin. So will your friends. The sea will swallow all eventually."

That doesn't answer jack squat. You blink your eyes open and find yourself outside the castle. Blaise claps her hands as she sees you wake up. "Hey, Shax! I mean Mistress. I dissolved that creepy castle. Turns out it was a manifestation of my new found realm." She gives you a wink and a thumbs up.

"Wow, neat, thanks Blaise I guess. Where's that fairy at? I gotta give her this dumb mirror." You tap the silver mirror next to you.

Blaise puts a hand on her hip and wags a finger at you, "That thing is probably cursed, you know? Are you sure you should just be handing it over?"

>Get Whoop to identify what the heck this dumb thing is.
>Get Whoop to cleanse it of curses right away!
>You hate cursed things. Smash it!
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>>33894416
>>Get Whoop to identify what the heck this dumb thing is.
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>>33894416
>Ask Whoop to identify.

Be careful though, the last thing we want to do is get him cursed, especially since it's sorta kinda our fault he got crab claws.
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>>33894416
>>Get Whoop to identify what the heck this dumb thing is.
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>>33894416
>Get Whoop to cleanse it of curses right away!
Then she'll be even happier when we give it back! It can't fail.
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>>33894416
>Get Whoop to identify what the heck this dumb thing is.
Whoop is severely underrated as a minion.
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>>33894416
>Get Whoop to cleanse it of curses right away!
I wonder who Sea mom is using to spy on us
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>>33894416
>Get Whoop to identify what the heck this dumb thing is.
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>>33894416
>Who cares let the fairies deal with it.
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>>33894416
>Get Whoop to cleanse it of curses right away!
>You hate cursed things. Smash it!
I just hope we won't be releasing the fairy's sealed power by doing it. We could probably kill her anyway, but eh.
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>>33894416
>Get Whoop to cleanse it of curses right away!
It's painfully obvious it's cursed if it came from that castle, no need for the middle step of identifying.

>>33894514
Since when is Whoop underrated? Hasn't he always been considered one of our competent minions?
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>>33894644
Yeah but no one says it.
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>>33894416
>>Get Whoop to identify what the heck this dumb thing is.
What curse? Maybe it's a good one?
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Alright! Writing.

This is another picture I like. I just wanted you guys to know that.
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>>33894709
Why do you like it?
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>>33894746

I like the details on her blouse!
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>>33894760
I hope you're not trying to say you prefer "blouses" to "skirts".
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>>33894760
But the details seem to be skewed. Like some lines not being consistent with curves...
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>>33894760
>>33894709
I like her eyes.
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You make a face at the mirror. You've had enough of cursed stuff for one day. "Hey, Whoop." You hold up the silvery mirror and show it to the fish man, "Identify this thing for me, please? Blaise says it might be cursed, and you're cursed already so it isn't a big loss, right?"

"This one technically suffers from a non-magical condition, honored one." Whoop bows, then tentatively takes the silvered mirror out of your hands, "Let us divine what enchantments lay within this item." Blue sparkles float through the air as the fishman waves his crab arms.

Moments later a shriek is heard. At the edge of the clearing, you see the fairy. "Hey! What are you doing? That's my mirror!" She looks very pale, and she seems to be growing more gaunt as time passes. "What have you done to the castle... Please, my mirror!" She starts running to you, but her leg snaps unnaturally and she begins to crawl with her claw outstretched.

Whoop's huge eyes go wider, and he turns to face you. "This is an extremely powerful artifact, honored one. It is beyond my powers to properly divine. Suffice to say, however, that it holds a huge degree of power within it." The fairy's knights appear, and start riding towards you, but turn to dust by the time they are half way there. You haven't even drawn your sword yet. What a bunch of weirdos. "Whatever it is, it can probably save that fae creature. If you so desire to."

She's barely able to crawl along the ground now. Won't be long till she disappears like her friends. You wonder what this is all about, but you doubt the fairy would be in the condition to answer you right now.

What's the plan?

>Give the mirror to the fairy!
>Take the mirror back with you to be figured out later. You do mentally note that Whoop didn't find out if it is cursed, though.
>Break the mirror cause ambiguous magic items are dumb!
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>>33895015
>Break the mirror cause ambiguous magic items are dumb!
Carry it most of the way over to the fairy first though.
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>>33895015
>Take the fairy. She is now loot, unless she disappears or something.
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>>33895015
>>Break the mirror cause ambiguous magic items are dumb!
This stuff does dumb things. What if it makes boys disappear like fairy knights?
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>>33895015
>Barter with the fairy over what she'll give you for the mirror

>>33895067
Are you the same guy from the last thread that had a huge hard-on for the fairy?
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>>33895015
>Take the fairy to the mirror. Clearly this means she's just more loot.
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>>33895155
Why would you suspect that?
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>>33895015
>Give the mirror to the fairy!
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>>33895015
>Loot the Fairy
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>>33895015
>Take the fairy to the mirror. Clearly this means she's just more loot.
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>>33895155
she can't talk anymore. How are you supposed to barter?
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>>33895015
>>Give the mirror to the fairy!
Apply fairy to mirror, apply mirror to fairy, the method matters little to me.
I just wanna save the fairy.
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>>33895015
Make the fairy promise to follow your commands if you give it the mirror, her taking the mirror from you means she agrees to the promise.
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>>33895015
>>Break the mirror cause ambiguous magic items are dumb!

Hopefully something Fun will happen
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>>33895015
Honestly, I think we should:
>Give the mirror back to the fairy!
If she's mean then, we can kill her, but we might be able to work out a deal or something. Maybe negotiate first if she isn't dead yet.

Also, just because it's powerful doesn't mean it's useful to us. We might be dealing with some Picture of Dorian Gray bullshit here.
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>>33895015
>Give the mirror to the fairy!
Might as well give her a chance.
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Alright writing.

I like this picture because the underwear is super cute.
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Giving and looting the fairy somehow are tied, so give me a d20 roll to see how this turns out.
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Rolled 14

>>33895458
Shax a Fairy Queen now
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Rolled 20

>>33895378
but worse fate girl
>>33895458
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>>33895378
>liking wormslut
I thought you better than this, chief.
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Rolled 18

>>33895458
huh
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>>33895477
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>>33895482

Best fate girl (to me) is Rin, but Sakura has cute underwear there! I can't deny it.

>>33895477

I... don't know what this means, but I'll figure it out.
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>>33895530
o good a Rin lover I like your taste
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>>33895530
>not Ilya
Chief pls.

Might be Rin or Rider for me, not sure.
SABAH is... I dunno
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Rolled 6

>>33895530
I think the twenty means we loot the fairy herself.
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I want to loot Blaise of her panties
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>>33895869
What would we do with her panties? What a stupid idea.
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>>33895963
Refuse to let her wear them to see if she gets +agility
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Well, you DID say you were going to give her the mirror back or something like that. And it isn't like you can discuss the conditions of the release with her. With a shrug you casually pick up the mirror and walk over to her. Holding it just out of her emaciated reach. "Hey, lady. I dunno what this thing is, but I do know that you really want it. I've really wanted things to, so I'mma give it to you." She makes a horrifying raspy croaking sound. "Yeah, sure. I dunno what that means, but I'm only gonna give it to you on one condition," It sounds like the noise she makes is somehow more pained, "You gotta be my loot. You see, I didn't come out here for no loot. My only loot is this mirror. So if I got no mirror, I need to have some kinda loot." You poke her in the nose, "Which means you. Deal?" You don't wait for an answer before you put the mirror in her hands.

It is pretty gross, as her bones pop back into place and her flesh reforms a coherent body, wheezing and hacking coughs wracking her the entire time. When all is said and done, she stands up and dusts her self off, clearing her throat. "Thank you, but I refuse to be your lo-" Her voice cuts off, and she looks perplexed. Putting a hand to her throat, she attempts to speak again, but no sounds come out. She closes her eyes. "Oh, crap."

You put your hands on your hips, "So you're cool with it? Neat! So what is that mirror?"

Placing a hand on her forehead, the fairy begins talking, her voice becoming a little more unhinged as she goes on, "It's a world engine, master." The last word came out like a squeak, "My court is tied to it, and it was tied to the castle. When you banished the castle, master, my connection to this world was severed. Without it feeding me, my knights and I all perished quickly."

"Cool, so what can I use that mirror to do?"

The fairy regards you blankly. No answer, huh?

>Well, whatever! To witchboy's hosue!
>Let's go see what the main camp has planned.
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>>33896101
>Well, whatever! To witchboy's hosue!
Make Allonces feel bad for missing out on adventure and the fancy meal at the rich guy's house.
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Did the Shax Smut ever happen?
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>>33896101
>Well, whatever! To witchboy's hosue!
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>>33896101
>Well, whatever! To witchboy's hosue!
>>33896129
With eligible bachelors.
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>>33896101
>Well, whatever! To witchboy's house!
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>>33896101
>Well, whatever! To witchboy's hosue!
I wonder what a hosue is and why witchboy has one
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>>33896101
>Well, whatever! To witchboy's hosue!
We can make fun of Allonces at his hosue.
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>>33896101
>Let's go see what the main camp has planned.
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>>33896101
>We outplayed a fae at their own game
I'm glad you all were reasonable and we agreed on this. Now, what do we do with out new maid? Blaise gets promoted to headmaid, of course.
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>>33896142
nope, never saw they pastebin where she ends up married and with 3 dozen kids and lives a very happy, long life(for a goblin).
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>>33896231
Keep Blaise as "maid", make the fae "fairy maid", see if Blaise gets jealous.
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>>33896101
Put the world engine in our Demiplane and world it up stronger.

WE GUN HAVE THE BEST DEMIPLANE EVER
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>>33896240
>long life(for a goblin).
But we already got that perk that lets us live for a really long time though.
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>>33896272
really long time for what? a human? an elf? a goblin? a god? it's all about perspective here.
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>>33896272
That's a what the really long life for a goblin means, I think. Probably something like 70 years.
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>>33896309
>>33896324
>Longevity of the Non-Goblin - You'll live way longer than a goblin! More hp and age cap is raised. Let's have a long fulfilling life, okay you guys?
No idea it doesn't say but it will be fulfilling I guess.
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>>33896346

Goblins live to be about fifty. Shax will live to be about eighty as things stand!

Anyway. Give me a d20 to see what happens on the way to witch boy's house.
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Rolled 2

>>33896410
Rolan
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Rolled 11

>>33896410
Let's go!
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Rolled 16

>>33896410
Large-scale derail I hope.
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Rolled 5

>>33896410
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>>33896442

I dunno if the story could afford a derail of that degree right now.

Anyway, writing!
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Rolled 10

>>33896410
I miss the critfail thread
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Whoa, Chief! When did you get this LEWD?

Are we to expect smut featuring characters from the Quest soon?
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>>33896512
>angering the dice gods again
pls no
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>>33896487
>>33896410
Chief pls
My heart can't take it
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>>33896512
He stated like 10 or 15 quests ago that he was going to make smut.
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Rolled 16

>>33896512
ask.fm sez chief won't be doing smut of shax charas
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>>33896589
could you link his ask.fm
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The trip to witch boy's house was filled with surprises. Nothing eventful, really, just a marked increase in burning villages. And forests. And things in general. In fact, there is a ton of fire lately. You wonder what is up with that? When you arrive at witch-boy's house, an envoy from the main camp is waiting for you.

When you arrive, your remaining raid is in a bit of a panic. Milda quickly catches you up on what is going on, "The main invasion has started. A horde of devils is accompanying a primarily kobold and orc force. There aren't a whole lot of dark elves about, and those who are answer only to her. Her being Nevith, of course. They keep callign her the Scourge of Light, though."

What! You thought you had more time to dork around. Blaise looks at you worriedly. "How close are they to Manderlay? They must be marchin' pretty quick, I saw nothing but wreckage on the way here."

Milda shakes her head, "Not sure. The devils have put some sort of hex on the kobolds, making them tireless according to witch b-, I mean Franklin."

Xab raises his hand, "I did that without magic."

"No one cares, Xab," Rund says, rolling his eyes.

Blaise tugs on your cape, "Hey, Shax? You're not going to help them, right? We've got to save Manderlay!"

"Ehhh..." You make a noncommital noise and don't meet her eyes, "I'll think about it." That should keep her happy for now.

"What! Don't tell me you're going to just let that Nevith lady get whatever she wants!" Blaise puts her hands on her hips and glares at you. Jeez, she's always so bossy.

You shrug, "Well. She is a dragon, you know?" You cut off as you see a familiar pair of thighs walk up to you. Holding a small board in her hands.

The dark elf regards you with a sly expression. "Greetings, Shax. The Dragon General would like to speak to you now. If you could accompany me, please?"

>Yeah no I'm out of here.
>Okay fine, let's see what this is all about.
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>>33896888
>Okay fine, let's see what this is all about.
Poor decisions!
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Rolled 10

>>33896888
>Okay fine, let's see what this is all about.
Is it time?
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>>33896888
Welp, we did just get a scepter that can trap someone in a water sphere for two hours. I guess this is the best conditions to encounter Miss Grumpy in. Have our fairy servant deliver the mirror to our domain and let's go.
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>>33896888
>>Okay fine, let's see what this is all about.
Yes, thighs. Whatever you say, thighs.

unf.

I would like to save Manderlay, though, if only because best girls wills it.
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>>33896888
>Okay fine, let's see what this is all about
If nothing else, if we do decide to stage a coup, it'll at least put us at striking distance.
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>>33896888
>Okay fine, let's see what this is all about.
I think it's time for a good old fashion backstabbing.
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>>33896888
>Okay fine, let's see what this is all about.
Remember everyone, our main goal is to plant the scepter
Sea-mom didn't say Manderlay had to still be standing or not
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>>33896888
>Okay fine, let's see what this is all about.
Bring Witch b-, I mean Franklin! He knows about godvessels and such
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>>33896888
We have Dark Queen, Bite The Hand That Feeds You, and No Matter How Many Cats I Break Bread With...

It's time.
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>>33897121
My body is ready.
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You guys like to live dangerously, I see.

Alright. Writing!
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You glance over at Milda. She shrugs. Sitri gives a small shake of her head, and runs a finger across her neck. Allonces looks at you and mouths, 'What'd you bring me?'. The boys are all getting ready to move camp. Giving the emissary a sideways glance, you say, "Alright, but I'm bringing some of my boys with me, okay?"

"If you find it necessary," The emissary says with a shrug.

You resist bringing your whole raid. Brokagh, Whoop, Bearbreath, Dorle, Mani, Blaise, and Fetidclaw should be a powerful enough retinue without making it look like you're bringing an assault crew. After you gather them up, and make sure they're battle ready just in case, you greet the emissary who motions for you to follow her.

The road quickly blackens, as the world becomes increasingly scorched. Blaise looks more upset as you continue on towards your destination. Towering above camp is a massive black dragon, surrounded by scurring kobolds, and orcs wearing strange ashen facepaint. Bizarre devils lumber about, red skinned and covered in iron spikes. They're carrying brass chain whips and tridents. They let you through their numbers as you get to the spire where the Nevith lurks.

"Hello, Shax. It is nice to see you again. You've been busy, I trust?" Nevith greets you in her draconic form, her voice reverberating throughout the entire area. Uh, you feel a little outgunned here. "I've called you here to ask you to help lead the assault on the capital's western gate. I'll provide you with plenty of fodder troops so as to not risk your precious minions, of course." She flexes her wings, the span of which easily exceeds that of a home, "So, what do you say?" Her golden eyes narrow as she leans forward, glaring at Blaise. "Or has this Vapulatin girl convinced you to take on a hopeless task?" Jeez, there are spies everywhere apparently...

>Temporarily agree and then GET GONE
>It's time to end this! Take on the dragon!
>Sure! I always did like a good raid.
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>>33897649
>Sure! I always did like a good raid.
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>>33897649
>It's time to end this! Take on the dragon!
We have gods to be killing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
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>>33897649
I would have preferred more pearls for this fight.

Umm, trap her in the water sphere with the scepter and then hit her with a light spear(and Blaise with an ice one) while she can't defend if we vote to fight her.
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>>33897649
>Sure! I always did like a good raid.

we're a raider, first and foremost. regardless of how we feel about this dragon lady, we HAVE to raid.
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>>33897649
>It's time to end this! Take on the dragon!
Remove dragon.
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>>33897649
>It's time to end this! Take on the dragon!
We don't have much pearls so we need to be really careful here. I say we try to restrain her with something and just hit her with everything powerful we have. Use that Cuttle power at full blast.
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>>33897649
>Sure! I always did like a good raid.
On the one hand screw dragon lady, on the other hand I really dont care about that city and we are in the middle of AN ARMY GUYS! NOT A GOOD TIME!
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>>33897649
>It's time to end this! Take on the dragon!
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>>33897733
Umm, no, we're not. Raiding was a job we grew kind of disillusioned with a while ago.
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>>33897649
>GET GONE
Don't even pretend to join her.

We'll kill her later, when we have our troops with us and the plains of Manderlay at our back.

I'd like to part on good terms.
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>>33897649
>Temporarily agree and then GET GONE
Fighting her on her home turf seems like a bad idea
We should wait for the right moment to double-cross her
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>>33897649
Ok, so I assume the "Temp" option corresponds to "Capture the city and then defend it against the drain and her hordes!"?

If so, That one. If not, dunno.
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>>33897711
>>33897742
>>33897748
>>33897772
Guys I know you want to kill dragon lady but can we try to do it not in the middle of a giant demonically enhanced army?
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>>33897649
Since there's some contention between raid agreement and attack I vote for temp agree to set up a surprise attack.
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>>33897781
have we grown disillusioned with the taste of chicken freshly stolen from it coop? i think not!
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>>33897649
>It's time to end this! Take on the dragon!
Boss fight engage, let's do this.

>>33897822
If we actually kill her, I'm pretty sure her entire army is going to go "Nope, not dealing with that shit." and break.
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>>33897822
Hey, if we free that demon you think he'll bugger off or make things much worse for us?
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>>33897649
>It's time to end this! Take on the dragon!

>>33897822
They're only there because of her. Remove her and they should leave too.
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>>33897649
>Temporarily agree and then GET GONE
We need to be a little better provisioned for this fight.

>>33897841
Raiding is really boring dude. All we do is break things and get stuff that sits in our inventory and never does anything. Loot's nice but it doesn't really accomplish anything in the end. There's no story to it.
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>>33897649
>>Temporarily agree and then GET GONE
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>>33897843
>>33897878
Shes not going to go down fast guyswhat do you think they are going to do while we fight her? Sit and watch?
>>33897862
Make things worse probably unless some patented diplomancy is employed.
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>>33897649
If we have at least 5 pearls I think we can take her.

Gonna have to cuttle a lot of cuttlefish though
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>>33897649
>>Temporarily agree and then GET GONE
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>>33897649
I'm just going to vote attack her but do it in a less stupid way than outright trying to gank her in front of an entire army.

So like, combine options 1 and 2, somehow?

Also, use that scepter to trap her and summon those kua-toa leviathan things. Maybe open a gate to our realm for instant reinforcements. We need backup for this.
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Taking vote.
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>>33897954
sadly we do not so.... well I don't know if spending two pearls on the turtles we need will leave us with much options
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>>33898015
I think water sphere trap + Spear pincushion might be a good strategy to employ. I think opening a door for our army to come through might be better than trying to make up the numbers with turtles, as well.
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Wait. We have a fae minion and control the power source for her court. Does that make us far royalty and if so are our deals now binding and if so can we (attempt) to abuse the hell out of that?
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>>33898057
>I think opening a door for our army to come through might be better than trying to make up the numbers with turtles, as well.
Since GET GONE and attack seem to be the predominant choices, agreeing, and then opening the gate to "bring our army here for her" might be a good ambush strategy.
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So fighting her is the clear winner, but taking her head on is obviously suicide. So you die! Just kidding, there wasn't a 'wrong' option here. Don't worry!

So how do you want to fight her? The general sentiment seems to be to not fight in the middle of an army, obviously, but what would you like to do?

>Retreat a bit, rally the boys, lead them against Nevith.
>Try to separate Nevith from her army entirely and take her on with who you've got.
>Somehow get her to go one on one with you.
>Try to rally Manderlay and use that as a spot to fight off Nevith.
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>>33897954
We have 3 pearls as of the opening post.
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>>33898108
>Somehow get her to go one on one with you.
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>>33898108
>Retreat a bit, rally the boys, lead them against Nevith.
This is the best idea. Using our portals if we can to move our boys even faster.
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>>33898108
>>Try to rally Manderlay and use that as a spot to fight off Nevith.

Ideally, we'd also
>Try to separate Nevith from her army entirely and take her on with who you've got.
but getting her alone is secondary to living long enough to confront her properly.
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>>33898108
>Somehow get her to go one on one with you.
Between our cloak of (theoretical) fire invulnerability and general martial prowess this seems like the best idea.
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>>33898161
This makes sense.
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>>33898108
Getting her one on one would be best but I have no idea how. Inviting her into our domain and fighting her in there seems like the only way I can think of.
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>>33898108
>Retreat a bit, rally the boys, lead them against Nevith's army.
>Somehow get her to go one on one with you.
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>>33898180
Dont forget our mask of get swole.
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>>33898108
Wait would it be possible to open a portal on top of her and force her to fight us in our demiplane?
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>>33898108
Trying to rally Manderlay just ends up with us having to take on the whole army at once and I'd prefer to avoid that.

Using our portal to quickly get our army and lure her into our domain to separate her from her army sounds like a more ideal option.
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I feel like there's a lot of good ideas mixed in here, even if there doesn't seem to be a cohesive plan.

Maybe we'll finally get another boss point?
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>>33898222
Use get big mask and just tackle her through the portal?
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>>33898272
That's a good idea. Then the rest of our guys with us can follow through. Once we're in there one can head back and get the rest of our boys at base camp.
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>>33898272
That might work. The main issue is keeping the rest of the army from following.

I'm not sure about how accessing our realm works.

If they do invade, though. Our demiplane is also connected to the goblin warrens on top of our army so we'll have MASSIVE reinforcements for that plus the summons we have in the demiplane.
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>>33898325
>goblin warrens
I forgot about them. It's a god thing we're a dark queen.
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NOOOOOOOO, YOU FOOLS! HOW DO WE USHER IN A NEW "WAVE" OF PEACE IF WE FIGHT AUNTIE DRAGON AND HAVE TO BULLSHIT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE!?
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Do our divine powers work in our demiplane differently than they do outside? It seems weird that we'd need pearls in our own god home but I dunno.
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>>33898382
Hey when your goal is to become a god sometime you gotta bust up a few bitchy dragons.
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>>33898382
Auntie Dragon is bullshit we're going to have to deal with eventually.

This evil campaign business is like our old house we have to clean up and clear out before we can move to our new one.
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Alright so... main plan seems to be to somehow push her into your light plane? And have reinforcements come in from there? Sound about right?

Sure thing. Give me a d20 roll! The main fight won't involve d20s, but setting the fight up will.
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Rolled 16

>>33898446
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Rolled 13

>>33898446
I really wish we had a boss point right now.
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Rolled 20

>>33898446
Glory or death!
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>>33898272
>Mfw Giant Shax vs. Dragon
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>>33898467
HAHAHAH fuck dragons. All hail the dice gods.
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>>33898467
YES
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>>33898467
DEAAAAAAAAAATH
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>>33898467
OH SNAP DAWG THIS GON BE GOOD!
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>>33898467
The dice gods have spoken, glory it is! Fuck yeah, let's slay us a dragon boys!
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>>33898467
What black sorcery is this?
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>>33898467
OH SNAP
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Activate the Bass Cannon.
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>>33898467

Thread over quest is won good job guys but seriously that was a good time to roll a 20.

Writing!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr1c2jlhuGg
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>>33898591
Well, if there ever was a time where we needed a 20, this one takes the top spot. Seems like the dice gods thought so too.
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>>33898467
>mfw we suplex a dragon into our magical realm.
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>>33898591
We're just gonna straight up suplex this bitch into our magical realm, aren't we?
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>>33898668
Too slow anon, too slow.
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>>33898630
Shax has always been really competent when it counts.

Also, apparently no more dice after this?

Which means the outcome depends mostly on our decision making skills or something? Even with that 20 I'm worried.
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Rolled 1

>inb4 nat 1 next roll
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>>33898696
We still have all the betrayal bonuses remember and the plan is solid.
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>>33898775
Huh.
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>>33898775
So...double negative? 20 guarenteed?
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>>33898775
A-are you a wizard anon?
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>>33898775
Good thing there aren't any more rolls after this!

>>33898785
Yeah, I know. I'm still more worried about leaving things up to /tg/ instead of complete luck, though. Anyway, I hope we use the water sphere here. Even if she breaks free it would trap her in place to be hit with some powerful attacks and if pokemon has taught me anything water should be super effective against fire types.
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>>33898883
And if she's pure dragon we can have Blaise freeze the sphere and use her ice spears!
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>>33898883
Well if there was ever a fight we should go all out on it's this and maybe the Hungerer as well.
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>>33898916
And we have a fairy now don't forget that.
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Rolled 14

>>33898775
Neat
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Rolled 18, 16, 20, 8, 12, 18, 18, 1, 12, 14, 20, 11, 19, 3, 4 = 194

>>33898775
It's good the dice rolls stop here then.

But just for fun, let's see what our rolls would have looked like.
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Rolled 6

>>33898985
You cunt.
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>>33898985
>20
>18
>1
>20
>19

That 1 sucks but otherwise fucking amazing.
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Blaise shuffles towards you, "You can't seriously be considering that, can you??" Shut up, Blaise! You'll ruin the surprise. Your hands twitch, and you glance around nervously. This place is covered in devils and junk. Nevith rears back a bit. Your lack of response setting her on edge. With a quick draw motion, you pull a pearl out of your belt and flick into the air, pulling the mask off your hip with your other hand.

Here is hoping this thing works. It isn't like you've ever tried it before. Slapping the mask on your face, you feel yourself growing, at the same time you hear the earth splitting open your portal. "Shax?! What are you doing?" You hear Dorle say, the voice distant through the thudding of adrenaline.

Through the mask, you can see Nevith opening her mouth, stoking the flames of her dragonbreath, and she lets loose a jetting flame that cascades towards you and your companions. Shielding yourself with your cloak, you charge at her, hoping your minions can hold their own against the troops that are undoubtedly heading your way. When the flames stop, you fling your cloak wide. It looks like you're about the same size as her, and she snaps at you, her maw bristling with dozens of bristling fangs. You reach out, grabbing the top and bottom of her jaw, holding it open as she strains shut it.

"Thg ignogngmy!" You're not sure what she's trying to say, but you pull your hands free as the mouth snaps tightly, pulling your hand back and punching her in the side of the head. You haven't even had time to pull your sword out, and when she rears back with a roar and with a mighty flap of her wings the sword falls from your back, blade sticking into the ground.

Taking a short step through the gust, you grab Nevith by her throat, yanking her upward, and putting your other hand on her underbelly, managing to wrap both arms around her stomach. "Release me, fool!" You respond only with a roar of your own, and start to throw yourself backwards.
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Nevith's head takes most of the impact from the slam, and her body crunches with a sickening sound by the time you land. You bounce up quickly, spin, and grab your sword. You align it with the still groaning dragon on the ground, tensing your wrists, before pulling back shoulders squared, hip moving slightly as the sword pulls back nearly two hundred degrees. In a powerful downswing, moving your whole body in motion with the drive, you connect the flat of your blade with the draconic overlord, sending her flying through the air with a scream. Smoothly, the arc of her flight begins to decay, and she lands into your portal perfectly. Soft clapping can be heard.

You feel your size decreasing. Now is the time to boogey. "Come on! We're fighting her on my turf, boys!" You yell at your companions, running at full speed towards your portal, each step covering less ground as your size decreases. You manage to clear the portal at the same time as a few of your retinue. "Bearbreath, go to witch boy's house. Bring the whole raid! Dorle! Mani! Get the goblin warrens riled up! We've got a dragon to take out!"

As if on cue, Nevith roars your name, sending a shiver up your spine as she rights herself. Dang, you wish you were still huge. "Hey, Blaise, did you, uh, get any sweet new powers or anything?"

"Any sweet new darkness powers to use on a darkness dragon? No, not really," Blaise says, gritting her teeth.

You put your hands on your hips and shake your head, "Wow, try to be constructive, alright?"

Whoop puts a claw on her shoulder, "The honored one is correct, it is better to be positive in times like these, maid servant."


What's the plan now?

>Hold out for reinforcements! Play defensive till you can get more numbers!
>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
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>>33899485
>>Hold out for reinforcements! Play defensive till you can get more numbers!

Will she hold out, folks? Can she hold out?
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>>33899485
>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
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>>33899485
Right now she's pissed and probably a bit shaken, we should push it before she has time to recollect herself.

>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
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>>33899485
>Hold out for reinforcements! Play defensive till you can get more numbers!
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>>33899485
>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
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>>33899485
>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
We can handle her in a straight fight I'm pretty sure, we just need to end this quick before too much of her army can push through.
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>>33899485
>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
Get her while she's still reeling.
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>>33899485
>>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
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>>33899485
>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
She's disoriented. Bring her down now.
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>All these Blaise points we just earned.
Allonces needs some love too!!
I hope for some good smut between Blaise and Allonces for Shax's favorite
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>>33899485
>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
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Mano e Mano, eh?? Heh, you're pretty gutsy.

I like that. You've got the advantage. You've got her reeling.

Looks good to me! I kinda want a d20 roll for fun! Let's just see how flashy this gets. It has no bearing on the final result of the fight!
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Rolled 4

>>33899798
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Rolled 10

>>33899798
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Rolled 17

>>33899798
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Rolled 9

>>33899798
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Rolled 8

>>33899798
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Rolled 3

>>33899798
I'll svae us
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>>33899826
THANK YOU
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Rolled 11

>>33899808
>>33899824
>>33899826
That's not so bad. Pity no 20 though.
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>>33899826

Pretty dang flashy. Alright! Writing.
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>>33899826
Based.
You've done god's work, anon.
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>>33899826
The only roll above 10.
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We better earn double XP for this.
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>>33899845
>>33899858
>>33899860
>>33899863
>>33899868
Not so bad for the first roll I've made.
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Rolled 8

>>33899798
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Rolled 16

>>33899860
When do we get to roll to not die
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>>33899689
If Allonces wanted some love then she should have thought twice about being a lazy shit.
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>>33899689
I don't really think Allonces is in the running for something like that. There's kind of a disconnect in opinion between fans and Shax on Allonces.
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>>33899904

That was the first roll in the Nevith fight. A bad roll woulda put you in a bad way, a good roll would have put you in a good way.

You crit succeeded, though, so...
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>>33899890
My friend rolled a d20 for the first time yesterday, in our group's first game of D&D.
He said, "So I wanna roll a 20, right?" tossed the die, and nailed that 20 like a cheap hooker.

... I felt obliged to reward your roll with a little story.
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>>33899959
Marvelous.
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I like how we basically successfully began a full scale organized assault on a BBEG tier enemy on an impulsive whim with no intentional preparation.
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>>33900030
The only foolproof plan is no plan! Nevith never saw it coming!
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>>33900030
>>33900064
Shax is a force of nature at this point.
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>>33900082
She's obviously the new Goblin god of chaos.
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>>33900114
>>Have the minions hold the portal behind you while you take on Nevith yourself!
and turtles
and beaches
and oversized weapons
and maids
and looting
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>>33900114
So what you're saying is she's just like every other goblin god.
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A kobold goes flying with a punch from Brokagh, the swarming lizards clamoring at the entrance of the portal. With a snap kick, he sends another two through the air. "Shax! What do you want us to do? There is a whole tide of them on the other side."

"Hold the line, boys!" Blaise summons a few teddy bear ice golems, and readies her axe. Brokagh continues dancing through the lizards, smashing them to bits. Fetid's arms move with mechanical precision as he feathers kobold after kobold. "'Cause I've got this. I'm the boss, after all," You give them a thumbs up and heft your sword, striding towards Nevith at a casual pace.

She shakes herself, wings folding and unfolding as she tries to regain her stability. You start jogging, then moving into a dead run as she levels her gaze at you, mouth hanging open, "Dragon fire won't work, will it goblin? Fine. I have other tools at my disposal." Swarms of stinging insects seem to gather out of nowhere, clouding around you in an angry buzz. A poisonous fog drifts in from the air. She's really going all out. You slap your bracers, feeling an unnatural alacrity filling you, and you easily outpace the insect cloud, cutting through the poisonous mist. Vines reach up to grab you, but you step through them. The dragon's skin starts to get covered in some sort of stone, and mirror images begin to appear. You take a sip from your chalice, and watch the illusionaries doubles fade. When you get close enough to her, the dragon pounces! But, with a grip of your belt you teleport on the other side of her.

With a spinning charge, you collide with her side in a sickening crunch of your sword, the blade biting deep into the stone skin, the sword cutting deep as the dragon thrashes about, taking a swipe with her claws at you that you easily duck under. You hammer away at the wyrm, swiftly dodging between blows and delivering heavy blow after blow until the serpent falls to her side.

>Decapitation.
>Public execution.
>Put the beast down.
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>>33900172
Decapitation.

That way we can take it to our itemsmith and get a dragon hat.
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>>33900172
>Put the beast down.
We overleveled on sidequests.
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>>33900172
>Put the beast down.
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>>33900172
>Decapitation.
>Public execution.
Time for a dragon head. Maybe we can use her bones to make some neat gar later as well.
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>>33900172
>Decapitation
Being showy with a public execution would be a terrible idea partly since I don't trust her to die
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>>33900172
Submit as my new maid!
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>>33900147
No, the hungerer is a fat neckbeard who does nothing but jerk off and eat goblin souls like they were cheetos.

Salvation lies in the Gloombreaker's will!
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>>33900172
>Decapitation
>cut out her heart
Shax gon' give it to ya
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>>33900172
Dragon heads do look good on mantles. Decapitation!
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>>33900172
>Put the beast down

Light spear.
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>>33900172
>Put the beast down.
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>>33900172
>Decapitation.

We need to decorate somewhere in our hall with Nevith's skull. I think it'll add to the decor.
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>>33900172
Seconding
>>33900220

SHAX GONNA GIVE IT TA YA
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>>33900172
>Put the beast down.
>Decapitation.
>Cut out the heart.

Can never be too cautious with dragons.
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>>33900218
The joke was every goblin god is a god of chaos.
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>>33900172
>Decapitation.
DECAPATIOOOOON!!!
She should have set her A.I. to throw specific spells, they just waste time buffing themselves if you leave them alone.
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>>33900172
>Decapitation.
Let it always be known that Shax slaughtered the fuck out of a dragon purely because she decided she wanted to. Her head will serve as a nice reminder.
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I'm gonna miss Dragon Lady.

Her human form was hot.
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Curious to see how Drow chick and succulent thighs react after this.
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>>33900210

Hoo? You're pretty sharp!

Special five minute vote call! Prepare for the second half of the fight!

You bring your sword up at the neck of the dragon, lining it up to get a niiiice clean cut when a golden eye snaps open. "Brute strength isn't going to work, huh?"

She quickly veers into her human form, brandishing an oversized scythe, easily larger than she is!

>There are two stars of calamity!

You've used all your items! What's the plan, boss?

>Spells! Unload pearls on her!
>Back up! Call over a minion!
>Defense! We can't take a hit from that thing!
>Offense! Let's finish her fast!
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>>33900339
Let's resurrect her and hope we don't get another guy
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>>33900339
At the end of the day it was her fault for thinking she could tell Shax what to do.
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>>33900383
>Offense! Let's finish her fast!
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>>33900383
Water Sphere plus Light Spear.
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>>33900383
>Offense! Let's finish her fast!
Yeah this

>Spells! Unload pearls on her!
TOO LEWD
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>>33900383
>Offense! Let's finish her fast!
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>>33900383
>Spells! Unload pearls on her!
>Offense! Let's finish her fast!
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>>33900383
The stars of calamity must of course clash
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>>33900383
>she's an oversized weapon user

FUCK

>Spells! Unload pearls on her!
>Back up! Call over a minion!

Is Allonces here?
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>>33900383
>Spells! Unload pearls on her!
All the magic! Just dump it on her.
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>>33900383
>Spells! Unload pearls on her!
Trap her with the Sea Mom staff and then just wail on her.
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>>33900383
>Offense! Let's finish her fast!
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>>33900383
>Offense! Let's finish her fast!
>Spells! Unload pearls on her!
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>>33900383
>Spells! Unload pearls on her!
Trap her in the scepter bubble so she can't move and then use the rest of our pearls to fire a pair of crystal spears at her.
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>>33900383
>Offense! Let's finish her fast!
Trap her in a water sphere and cut her while she can't move!
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>>33900383
>Offense! Let's finish her fast!
Cuttle her weapon and rack!
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>>33900460
Definitely the staff.
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>>33900383

>>33900471
THIS
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Shall we summon a Leviathinkin too?
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Alright.

Writing!
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>>33900383
>>Back up! Call over a minion!
We are Shax! We are the Boss, and our strength is our loyal minions!

Whom we definitely m-most certainly don't love like family. What ever could have given you that idea?
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>>33900537
What's Levi a' thinkin' about?
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Just summon Levia-san.
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>>33900623
Just thinkin bout sea mom
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>>33900537
Yes.
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>>33900389
We already know from experience resurrection doesn't ensure loyalty. Kind of a dumb move to bring back our strongest enemy like that.

Besides, a minion might die in this fight.
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With a grin, Nevith kicks off the ground, wings flapping. You ready yourself for an assault, only to see her go flying off to the side. She's fast! That's not good! You're bad at fighting fast people! She comes screaming in at your flank, whirling about with her scythe, toes pointed like a ballerina as she lands on the beach, giving a graceful leap as she brings her weapon at you, the blade hooking around your sword as it cuts into your arm. You feel your grip on your sword weaken.

Without waiting for a beat, she brings the haft of her scythe around, colliding with your sword in a clang, and knocking you backwards. You fortunately, manage to keep your feet so you can jump back from the upward swing she follows it with. You gotta slow her down a bit. With your hurt arm, you reach around your back for the scepter Sea Mom gave you. It's a good thing you grabbed that darkness throne before coming here, otherwise you're not sure you'd have this. Pointing it at Nevith, you mutter an incantation, and her eyes widen as a sphere of water surrounds her.

Quickly putting the scepter back behind you, you pull out your last two pearls. Tossing them into the air, you hold your hand flat, forming two spears of solid light. You're not going to give her a chance to escape! You can already see the sphere start to lose shape. You bring your hand down, and the spears tear through the air with a thunderous crack. As soon as the tip of one hits the watery prison, the sphere breaks. The second it does, Nevith starts to swerve to the side. One of the spears manages to catch her in the wing, spinning her about as it pins her to the ground. The other catches her on the side, ripping through her but not cleanly. With a grunt, she tears her wing off, and stands up shakily.

"Watcher of the seven owls, Amon!" Nevith calls, summoning a small blue owl.

>You've got the advantage now! Press it and finish her off!
>You don't know what is up! Hold back and see what kind of attack this is!
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>>33900879
>You don't know what is up! Hold back and see what kind of attack this is!
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>>33900879
>You've got the advantage now! Press it and finish her off!
Being aggressive has yet to fail us in this fight.
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>>33900879
>>You've got the advantage now! Press it and finish her off!
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>>33900879
Summon those leviathin-kin things to counter this.
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>>33900879
>You've got the advantage now! Press it and finish her off!
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>>33900918
Could include healing. Can we use the other scepter charge to summon the Leviathan kin to keep it busy while we press?
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>>33900879
>You don't know what is up! Hold back and see what kind of attack this is!
She might be going Angry Birds on us and it might explode or something
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>>33900879
>You've got the advantage now! Press it and finish her off!
It's not like knowing will help us any.
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>>33900879
>You've got the advantage now! Press it and finish her off!
Letting her pull of her trump card seems like a dumb idea. Bring in Leviathin-kin.
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>>33900879
Amon is a Goetic demon who knows past and future events. I'd wager she's gonna start predicting our bullshit, so I'd try to force it now before she gets an opportunity.

>You've got the advantage now! Press it and finish her off!

Send in a Leviathan to do this though, in case I'm wrong.
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>>33900879
>You've got the advantage now! Press it and finish her off!
Summon the fish bros!
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>>33900879
Send explodey birds after the owl.
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>>33900992 here

splodey birds sounds better actually, forgot we had those.
>>33901008
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>>33901008
I like this. Distract the owl and have the leviathan-kin back us up to fight Nevith.
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Alright. Writing!
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>>33901008
Voting for this.
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) There is Nothing My Cutter Cannot Cuttle - You can spend Tidal Points to enhance your armor penetration to incredible levels! Sunder most anything!

) Clam Up, you Barnacle Blasted Battler - The Sea Mother's blessing can increase your natural armor temporarily at the cost of some Tidal Points.

Just saying
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We're out of pearls and our item's all spent except for the scepter's summoning feature.

All we got left as a resource are Tide Points and some weak lasers and explodey birds.
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>>33901256
And our enemy lost a wing or wings, is heavily wounded and resorted to summoning. About even.
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>>33901256
>>33901208
Clearly we should spend a Tidal Point and do a DYNAMIC SLICE, cutting dragon lady, her scythe, and her owl friend in half in a stupidly over-the-top manner.
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>>Shax's Stuff! So you can keep track: http://pastebin.com/U3hKZfAd
>Bracelet of Blinding Strike! You can get hasted temporarily.
>Holy Sword! It lets you smite evil once per day. It has '+2' carved into the hilt.

Surprise smite?
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>>33901256
We're on a beach.
Our sceptre can summon a kraken.
Why haven't we done this yet?
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"I can summon dumb birds, too, you know!" You flick your wrist, and three crackling birds form around you. You send them at the owl that appeared, which they explode effortlessly as you dash in. From the smoke, however, a large blue muscular owl appears, punching at you as you charge in, which you barely block in time with your sword. His follow up swing connects with your back, sending you flying. Wow, that looks freaking weird. Also, that hurt! With a skin crawling scream, Nevith clutches at the side with the torn wing, a new feathery wing sprouting from it. Six owls appear around her. Uh, oh. You better not let them all get like that! Suddenly, a turtle appears from the ocean, colliding with the blue owl. That will stall him, at least!

Though you're a bit sore, you gotta finish Nevith off! You don't know how much longer you boys can hold that gate! Hold your sword forward like a lance, you know that if you wanna end this quick, then first... you're going to have to rock. Nevith grins as she meets your charge, her scythe crackling with dark energy, owls spiraling out ahead of her. You wince as one gets near you with a screech, veering into one of those large blue muscle owls from earlier. Bringing a fist down at you, you instinctively feel barnacles start to cover your skin to absorb the blow. Two more owls land, one kicking at you, and the other casting some sort of spell which your barnacle armor somehow endures. You see Nevith's eyes widen as your sword catches her in the middle, driving through. Placing one hand on your sword, she gives a grin.

"Got you now, Shax." Holding your blade firmly in place, she starts to bring her scythe around. You let go of the blade, ducking another owl's flurry of blows as you grab the last weapon in your arsenal: The holy sword you bought ages ago. Whipping it out, you cut it right at her neck, the dragon lady unable to dodge with your oversized weapon still lodged in her, eyes widening as you smite her head right off.
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>>33901326
FUCK YEAH, SMITING!
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>>33901326
No breaks on the Shax train.
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>>33901326
I know it's a trope as old as fantasy itself but slaying a dragon is very satisfying.
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You've defeated a boss mob! Congratulations! You receive:

50/64 BtB exp
58/64 MSiF exp
35/56 CyRCTHaM exp

This isn't going to be easy to walk away from, though! You've still got an army to deal with, a city to save, and a goblin warrens you just put at severe political risk! Well, let's try to make sure everyone makes it out in one piece next thread, alright?

Thank you for playing, ready, and having fun with me! We're in the home stretch, so hopefully I can keep it light hearted despite all the dramatic battles! Not that there are that many Boss Mobs left. I'm trying to think of a good raid boss reward loot to give, so we'll just see what happens next time.

Thanks so much, again! If you have any questions my ask.fm is:

http://ask.fm/ChiefGloombreaker

If you want to see when the next thread will start, my twitter is:

https://twitter.com/Fouldrinking

I forgot to upload this picture in the last post, I am very upset about that.

Anyway! Hope you had fun! Hope you'll show up next time!
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X Grant us strenght!
Now if a drawfag do something like that with Shax on X's shoulders...
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>>33901326
Yes.
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So, next we kill the Dark Elf Queen then flood the overworld, right?
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>>33901503
>This isn't going to be easy to walk away from, though! You've still got an army to deal with, a city to save, and a goblin warrens you just put at severe political risk! Well, let's try to make sure everyone makes it out in one piece next thread, alright?
You mean our impulsive actions have consequences? Oh well. Just got to ride the wave.
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>>33901503
You ended that fight in the perfect way Chief, can't wait for next time
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>>33901503
Thanks for the thread Chief, you're a boss.
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>>33900655
>she got abs
>nice
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>>33901503
Wait, since we killed Dragon Lady, does that mean we have claim over her treasure hoard?
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>>33901503
Fun thread and great fight. Just like my JRPGs.
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>>33901605
I'm pretty sure we'd be stuck dealing with drow lady and an entire underworld kingdom we just fucked over in order to get to it.

Speaking of which, our goblins can't really stay in those warrens anymore, huh?
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>>33901636
We might be able to ally them with Manderly after killing the dragon though. With the help of Blaise.
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>>33901326
Rez her, I want moar maids!
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>>33901503
So things we now have to deal with: Demon shota puppet widower, drow lady, that chick with the thighs, the entire underworld kingdom's army, keeping the goblin warrens from getting fucked over, etc.
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>>33901690
Don't you remember bird guy/incubus? Resurrection doesn't get us loyalty. On top of that, she's way too powerful to just keep around.
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>>33901723
We have to deal with the demon puppet shota, don't we?
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>>33901723
Good thing we can come and go a lot of places easily.
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>>33901770
Witch boy's probably got a way to handle it, being an expert on god vessels and all.
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>>33901723
We also need to plant the scepter and start off the flood. We aren't gonna welsh on Sea Mom.
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>>33901824
And then when we finally get done dealing with all this mortal realm bullshit we've god's to slay and divinity to obtain.
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>>33901824
We could also try to change sea moms mind and find out why she wants to do it.
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>>33901869
And we need to give Blaise a naked space hug
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>>33901878
she is the dark goddess of the sea have more of the planet covered with water is a win for her
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>>33901878
>god literally made to bring about floods and envelop the land in the sea
>trying to change her mind
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>>33901927
Maybe she just needs a wife
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>>33901878
If we can all make ourselves breath water, it doesn't really matter.
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>>33901878
Sea Mom's reason for wanting to flood the continent is obvious, she wants there to be more Sea and less Land. This isn't something we can change her mind about.

Besides, it's a slow flooding.
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>>33901972
The flood isn't going to happen overnight man. Sea Mom said we would either be dead or Ascended by the time it's finished. Nothing to worry about.
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>>33901503
How many maid points did we earn?
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>>33902391
All of them, Blaise is pregnant now
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>>33902475
OH MY
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>>33902475
I-Is that why Shax's chest isn't that big? She's actually grown up shota?
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>>33901503
So can we move all the goblins to Manderlay underground and plant the scepter on top of them?

Also, now is the perfect time for ArchSquidface to come back!



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