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"Shall we arrive, my lady?"

James is impeccably dressed in highest fashion, for this is my debut, though into what I am unsure, and my heart leaps as he takes my hand in his and leads me forth.

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Couples laugh and dance in the ballroom beyond, somehow the same ballroom in which I found Benjamin the shieldwork.

Salmo the lecher has arrived ahead of us, escorting with him one of the daughter-wives of Lothar. A roiling sensation creeps over me, for I know he bears me nothing but ill.

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"Your harlot ate my guts," he whispers as he leans in oppressively, foul drink upon his breath, and I cannot look at him, for his death is my doing.

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A reception line has formed, and the frog-woman I raised from the swamp approaches from her place in the line.

"I didn't have anything to wear, but I brought you this," she says, for she holds a banner of the ancient Empire of the Dragon.

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Music swells, richer than any I have ever heard in the dockside tavern, though the performer is the same. I look about, for James has left my hand, and as the dancing couples part, I catch a glimpse of a strange woman in clothing too immodest for even my unwilling adherent Jenny, and behind her a terrifying demon horse, black as night, with a crest of ridged bone upon its brow!

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A dream!

For a moment I feel a sickly sensation of danger, for the room is strange, but then realization seeps in, and well do I remember the past days of flight and battle. Losing James and the others, the Crow-People and the witches, the Frog-Men and Juliana, the desolate town of Eastpass, overrun with the terrors that silenced its people-

The inn, of course. Vill led me here, exhausted past collapsing, and such must be a boarding room within the same. I feel my heart begin to slow, but then-

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Rolled 2

- a figure moves from the shadows of the far wall!

The woman from my dream!

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Apprentice!

YES

Rolled 11

>>33855980
Conjure a small flame as a threat then ask who she is.

Creeps that show up in your dreams are never good news, but we don't have reason to try and fry her.

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Refreshed from untold hours of sleep, it is a trifling matter to call a fire from within my fingers, and as it illuminates the room in eerie steadiness, I level my gaze at her and demand to know her name!

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Her voice is lilting as she shakes her head. "You are impetuous, but that is not such a bad thing. I am called Ula."

She speaks, but my gaze is drawn to the figure atop her staff, a representation of the Goddess, for so well worked is the form that it seems alive!

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Rolled 5

"Fire will not harm such as me, but do put it away, and we shall have words."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

==============================

Spells:
*Witchlight: Summon a glow to light your way in darkness

*Hand of Flame: Summon fire from your hand

*Unseeing: Turn one thing or person temporarily invisible

==============================

Magical Abilities:
*Second Sight: See invisible entrances (and possibly other things)

Rolled 3

>>33856624
Use second sight to spot anything anomolous. Keep the flame and ask where Vill is. If she's unafraid of being burned she shouldn't care that we want to be cautious.

Rolled 5

>>33856624

Play nice for now. Clearly this mysterious woman has the advantage for now.

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>>33857250
OK, it seems as though there are still some bugs in the software...

If this thread is still up in 12 hours, I will continue exactly where we left off. If not... I will figure out a way to restate the game so far in nine posts.

Rolled 5

LQ, maybe try the image thing again now?

Bump

I better not have goddamn missed it.

>>33861387
Game was delayed because posting was down last night.

>>33862494
I know, but how long do we have to wait now? This shit is like crack to me, I've read nearly all of the archive whilst waiting. This is too good.

>>33862574
I know, but how long do we have to wait now? This shit is like crack to me

Twitter said 12 hours, and that was 8 hours ago.

>>33862870

Let me consult my calculator.

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OK, just giving anyone who's still here a heads-up; I will be gone for a few more hours, but then I'll have a really big block of time later today, so hopefully the thread stays up so I don't have to rewrite anything.

>>33863741
Thanks LQ!

>>33863741
LQ, how do you feel about bionicle being brought back?

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>>33864025
>LQ, how do you feel about bionicle being brought back?
I have no strong feelings on the matter.

However, I am super excited that the Pirates line is apparently being revived.

Bumping

So, about those twelve hours...

>>33866161
I'm back now, just need to eat some pizza!

>>33867055
Welcome back!

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>>33867536

Had a light break on me just now.

Luckily, I had another light that didn't work that I was able to cannibalize.

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My second sight is ever open, and with it I see beyond the flickering of fire, but there is nothing in the bedroom save the aura about the impatient demon horse as it paces back and forth, and a powerful radiance from the staff of Ula...

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"Here, girl, you are flushed from exertion," the woman chides, and as she holds the nude goddess above my head I feel a confusing rush of turbulant emotions come upon me at once! My mind runs thick with thoughts of James' abashment, of betraying Jenny, of, of-

Blood pounds in my ears as the demon horse circles behind her, its smoldering unblinking gaze never falling from me, and I find my wits slipping away!

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Just as suddenly, the staff falls away, and I gasp as though plunged into the lake that surrounds Adan's tower, and the woman smiles, hair reflecting in the moonlight, and her eyes sparkle.

"But I am not so crude as to force your will to heel, for unlike the other witches, I know you will join with us, for you seek as we do to overthrow Adan of Aduni.

>>33868181
What the fuck did you do to my body you strange staff lady!

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"Here, I will put away my lariat and staff, and we will speak as equals."

The rope sags in her loosened grip but remains held as her eyes travel across me!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 5

>>33868252
We question her about why of all people, us, the bumbling evil, Shreep herder of a small town was chosen by her.

Rolled 7

>>33868252

Talking can't hurt and she seems not immediately threatening.
We'll put away the fire for now but keep wary.

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>>33868305
>>33868317

My flame dies, and with insolence I demand to know why I, of all those who walk this side of death, have been chosen by her kind.

"Impetuous, perhaps, but well-mannered in the presence of your peers," Ula lilts, as she gracefully lays the staff of the Goddess against an outcropping, and though it is no longer in her grasp, I feel still its confusing swell of emotion. The lariat slips to the floor, coiling itself like a drowsy snake, and she approaches.

Rolled 5

>>33868648
Hum the ghostbusters theme to yourself, but replacing ghost with spooky woman who comes in the night. To gain courage.

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She seems to glide upon the bedcovers as she comes to languorous repose, and I draw the sheet close, so covetous her gaze upon me!

"You are unique among the race of man, for Adan has kept you apart from all others. This has given you certain... advantages. Not least among them the black longsword." I cannot hide my surprise as she speaks of it, and she presses heedlessly. "Those of the Wastes have been chattering over you. The girl with the black longsword. Healer of men. Patron of frogs. I don't know how many of Shala's crows you slew, you and your she-crow."

A hand slips toward me, beckoning, and Ula utters a final proclamation. "There are some who say you could unite the Wastes, given the right impetus..."

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"... an with an army in your palm, you would not need an entire coven of witches to destroy Adan. Perhaps only one or two..."

Rolled 3

Save against seduction

Rolled 12

>>33868903
Her name is Vill by the way. But what about if I had a whole coven of witches?

Rolling to seduce

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"There are many who would follow."

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"Many who would serve," she drawls, and her posture shifts.

Rolled 2

>>33868943
>>33869233
Come on, hot lesgo. And her being a competent magic user in our party for once.

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As she draws the covers around us, she whispers something in a voice not her own, and the demon horse vanishes as though it was never there at all.

Rolled 10

>>33869372
rolling for magical romantic and sexy music.

Rolled 6

>>33869533
have a magic smoke in the after glow.

>>33869572
Light up her magic stick with our fire magic.

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The first birdsong of morn pricks my ears, and at once I am fully awake, though in the dim light of before-dawn the witch Ula still slumbers at my side, and well do I remember the heady events of the night past!

Ula's staff glitters in the shadow beyond, seething with power though its mistress drowses still!

What will you do now, Apprentice?

>>33869794
Wait, how old is the Apprentice?

>>33869904
Well, if no one objects, burn the staff?

>>33869904
Make sure Vill isn't dead.

Rolled 5

>>33869904
kiss her on the cheek, and go check on our friends. And hope the little boy wasn't peeping.

>>33869965
I don't think that's a great idea. We may not be able to destroy it with a fire spell and then we're left with a pissed off witch and her demon horse. I think it's better to leave her stuff alone and go along with her until it's inconvenient.

>>33869965

I kinda think burning the staff would be counterproductive to our promised army and witches.

>>33869904

Check on Vill and the others.

Rolled 12

>>33869904
Stroke the staff.
Either to gain it's power or to use as a sodomizing agent.
It's a win both ways.

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Ula shifts and turns her visage toward me, though she sees me not at all as I place a gentle kiss upon her idly, for this is the first time I have lain with another.

She mutters something in her sleep, but my eyes trail past her to the shade beyond our bed, where the statue of the eternal Goddess glistens in the waxing light of day.

Rolled 10

>>33870350
Stroke the staff to gain magical powers, then go check on chest boy and Vill, if chest boy has a name, it's Steve.

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>>33870164
>>33870505

My fingers trail over its slick surface, and a thrilling hum runs up my arm as my fingers bend 'round it, and I feel myself flush.

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So powerful is the onslaught of emotion that I fall back against the rough stone wall for a moment, breathing as though I have run up a hill, and a shiver runs through my being...

... but I recover, and though my heart beats mightily and my tongue is thick in my mouth I hold the statue of the Goddess aloft and feel its power enter me fully!

Rolled 2

>>33870646
Put it down before our witch notices and go check on our companions.

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"Noooo-" Ula gasps, as she tumbles from the mattress and crawls toward me, writhing with envy. "The Goddess has chosen you over me!"

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"I beg you, give it back," she wails with trembling voice, as her body quakes. "I will serve you for all time, my lady!"

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"Are you awake ye-"

Rolled 6

>>33870761
Serve us? Prove it!

>>33870761
Call for Vill.

Question Ula in the mean time. She's a member of the coven we encountered earlier right?

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"One of the witches!" Vill shouts, and in an instant the black longsword is in her hand, whirling toward Ula!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 6

>>33870962

Let's all be mature about this!

Rolled 3

>>33870962
No no no! She's friendly~ if you know what I mean. *wink wink*

Rolled 6

>>33870962
Still Vill's hand, for the witch may still be of some use

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"She has seduced you!" Vill shrieks, and raises the black longsword hesitantly, for well does she wish to keep me alive, yet so great is her caution of Shala's coven that she cannot be stilled!

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Rolled 12

Ula mewls in melodramatic fear and clutches at me enticingly as Vill's beak drifts open in the beginning of her battle-fury...

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 9

>>33871286
Okay, this is more trouble then it's worth. We have her staff so let's just let Vill do what she does.

Rolled 5, 6 = 11

>>33871286
Parry the Black Sword with the Godess Staff.
Wonder if thatll shacken the fundation of the universe..(?)

Rolled 9

>>33871286
Inform Vill that she is the one who is seduced, not us.

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Rolled 6

>>33871403
>>33871340

"They cannot be trusted! None of them! She serves another above all else, and will strike you as a serpent! If you have fallen in with her, your fate is set already, and I will have no place in your ruin!"

Vill's feathers push themselves to disarray as the black longsword quivers in her grip, for only now do I see for the first time her sword-arm quake!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 11

>>33871588
Roll to seduce Vill and have a threesome.

>>33871588
Hit Vill on the head with the idol.

Rolled 7

>>33871588
>>33871856

Rolled 3

>>33871671
>>33871856
>>33871882
Excuse you, but were going to sex our way out of every problem.

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"They cannot- they cannot..." Vill trails off, and the sunlight catches and dances upon her silvery eyes, for the staff of the Goddess has power over Crow-People as well as men.

Docilly, the black longsword sags from her hand, and Ula's caresses become more intense, but then-

Rolled 2

This seems immoral, somehow.

Rolled 5

>>33871923
I'm getting great seduction rolls today.

Rolled 4

>>33871965
Roll to seduce this anon.

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- the Goddess proves her worth in war as well as love!

Vill is caught unaware as the heavy idol claps against her feathered skull, knocking her from her feet with a startled squawk!

Rolled 2

>>33872082
Take the sword, tie Vill up, leave a message saying we've got everything under control, and check on the chest boy.
Goddang it I wanted a threesome!

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"I yield!" the crow-lass cries, clutching her head. "You may hold power over her... for now, but they are not to be trusted!"

"The Goddess has chosen you," Ula protests from where she sprawls obscenely on the floor. "And so have I."

What now, Apprentice?

Rolled 11

>>33872175
Tell Ula to put some clothes on, we aren't degenerates, and check on the chest boy.

Rolled 12

>>33872175

Help Vill back up, check on Steve

>>33872175
Tell Vill to calm down. We don't trust or like the witch. Vill is still our friend. It's just that the witch might have some useful infomation or magic which we can use in the short run, but we're not planning on keeping her around for ages.

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"Thank you, my lady," Vill says abashedly, as she is righted once more. "I am sorry for acting rashly."

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I call Ula's name, and as she wipes the dust of the inn's floor from her perfect legs, she looks up-

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"Wha -umph!"

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"It is well that you are healing," Vill says. "Perhaps if we are able to find the Frog-Men, they may know of where your other friends are."

As she speaks, a shadow falls upon the doorway, and panic grips me tightly, for I know it is a flesh-rider, or a witch, or-

Rolled 8

>>33872529
It's the peeping kid.

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"Miss me?" James laughs as he ruffles Cord's hair.

What will you do now, Apprentice?

Rolled 11

>>33872585
Laugh and hug James and tell him to hurry up next time.

>>33872585

Oh fuck, Steve was already named Cord...

>>33872614
This, but afterwards ask about the others who were with James. It's been so long since we saw them.

Rolled 8

>>33872667
roll to rename him through force of will.

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"James!" I shriek, and leap upon him, clutching him tightly as I bury my face in the fold of his tunic.

"Ho-ho, you didn't think I'd lose track of you for long, did you?" James laughs as he spins us round and round. "Though you gave us quite the sport!"

Rolled 12

>>33872766
Where are our zombie pals? I miss them.

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>>33872703
>>33872797

"All are here, for the tale that brought us together is finally over. I'll tell it to you, but we are hungry and worn from what we have done!"

"IT IS GOOD T-T-T-T-T-TO SEE YOU, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MISS," Benjamin the shieldwork stutters.

What will you do now, Apprentice?

Rolled 12

>>33872958

PARTY!

Rolled 9

>>33872958
What is our quest again?

>>33873002
Can't argue with a roll like that.

>>33872958
Hug Bob.
Hug Jenny.
Hug Shreep.
Shake hands with gadget-guy and barbarian-bro, whose names I can't remember.
Pat Benjamin on the head.

Try and find some food for the new comers, then have James tell us what happened since we were seperated from our first group of friends, then get Benjamin to tell us what happened after us and Vill were seperated from him and the Frog Men.

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>>33873002
>>33873007
>>33873027

The downfall of Adan and his supplantion by my hand may yet come, but for now it is a time of joviality and camaraderie, for my found family is once again complete.

Lothar finds a keg hidden in the back room of the inn, and takes it upon himself to test the first draught, and the second as well.

Rolled 8

>>33873440
Partaaay

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"I don't know about this," James says dubiously. "Are you sure all the meat has spoiled?" he asks Cord.

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"A toast!" Lothar demands, "for our wayward child has proved herself afierce and full of cunning!"

The hill-man cranks the tap, and a spume of drink roils into a goblet that he holds high for me.

Roll a d12 to chug it, Apprentice!

Rolled 4

>>33873599
CHUG CHUG CHUG

Rolled 8

>>33873599
CAN WE DRINK?
OR WILL WE SINK?

ONLY THE DICE MAY TELL


(Psst we should really get someone to make sure Ula doesn't escape in the middle of the party)

Rolled 7

>>33873635
SHIT NOOO!

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>>33873635

This is a day for many firsts, and thus I am ushered into adulthood fully, as those around present me with strong drink as a peer. Never did Adan allow me to quaff such things, on the rare time he sent me to the dockside tavern to fetch strong alcohol for cleaning.

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The drink stings on the way down, but quickly soothes itself in my throat, for it has a sweet taste beyond the bitter tang, and around me the others raise their own goblets in unison!

A deep warmth spreads throughout my breast and into my limbs, as the last drops are drained away!

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Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

To roll, put dice+1d12 in the email field.

Rolled 11

>>33873955

Rolled 9

>>33873955
WE'RE OUTTA CONTROL

Rolled 7

>>33873955
Get drunk and flirt with Steve, I mean cord "Hey kid, wanna /ss/?"

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>>33873977
>>33874003

>>33874361
Vill looks like she's having no fun at all.

Rolled 6

>>33874406
We gotta square-dance with her.

Rolled 3

>>33874361
Go give Vill a nice chat, be friendly with her and make her feel appreciated. I need to sleep, but Legoquest is so good.

Rolled 8

>>33874361
[racist]Give Vill something shiny![/racist]

Rolled 3

>>33874509
That's magpies, she's a crow!

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"ARE YOU AWAKE, YOUNG M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MISS?"

Benjamin's voice is like a hammer against my temple, so fierce the agony I feel when my consciousness shambles to the surface, and my mouth is parched and gritty.

Rolled 7

>>33874611
No, gimme 10 mins.

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"Can you not silence that awful thing?" Vill moans as her head shifts, producing a sharp trill of discomfort. "I much preferred it when it gathered dust in the tower of my people."

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What will you do now, Apprentice?

Rolled 9

>>33874696
The party is over; the Party is off!

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With much protest, my companions assemble themselves and pack up for the unknown journey ahead of us. The rest are ready and James is all but out the doors when I am confounded!

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"You cannot hold the wand of Juliana, the staff of the Goddess, the black longsword, and your pitchfork all at once," Ula chides. "Vill may carry the wand, for her people are well sighted and will not easily lose it."

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"I will hold the staff for you, and if it is your desire you may take it from me."

From the doorway, Lothar issues forth a bellowing chuckle as Cord displays the kitchen knife the boy now carries away with him, totem of his past life in Eastpass.

What will you do, Apprentice?

Equipment check:

Your ensorcelled muck-encrusted pitchfork
The black longsword
The wand of Juliana
The staff of the Goddess
Your knife, allegedly forged by adherents of Zaldimar (currently hidden on you)

This has been really fun so far

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I thought this was funny.

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>mfw no decision

>>33875213
Go look for the frogmen?

I just got here, weird that everyone left.

>>33875213
Remember and yearn for the damned book bound in the skin of infants or something.

Rolled 12

>>33875213
Okay, uh, give the Black Longsword to Vill, and give Ula the Idol Stick back.

Maybe we should try to figure out how all these people from our past just suddenly showed up? It seems a little suspicious. Ask them what they've been doing since we were separated and how they found us.

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>>33876303
>>33876422
>>33876482

"What, this ugly thing?" James asks, and I am struck speechless as he draws the book of blasphemies from his pack. "You bid me keep hold of it, daft girl," he grins, merriment in his eye, and he shrinks not at all from its touch. "If you ladies continue to quarrel, I will hold this bawdy totem," he laughs.

>>33876576
Yeah, maybe the Idol Stick is giving us bad vibes. Or maybe the lesgo sex.

>Swing Black Longsword at Ula.

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But no, there is only one here I feel is braced to carry this charged idol, and so I bid Ula to take it up again.

"Yes," she whispers in a trembling voice. "The Goddess still favors me."

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"You are wise beyond your youth, to command such loyalties," Ula remarks as we traverse the barren city of Eastpass, drained dry by the flesh-riders that nearly saw us to the other side.

"The coven will not be long in finding you, for they all have their ways-" she begins...

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... but her attention is caught by a piercing whistle that cuts the still air!

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The young man I saw at the heel of Shala's sister witch, who I did see moments before I fled her grim coven's fray!

"Going to tackle Adan all by yourselves?" he grins, as he lounges in the afternoon sun upon an ancient throne once used by the judges of the Dragon Empire.

What will you do now, Apprentice?

>>33877172
"Yes."

Rolled 8

>>33877172
Throw a fireball in his face!

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>>33877240

Without pause I will forth a gout of flame from my hand, and so sudden is my bid that both Vill and Ula are caught unaware, shrieking as the flames lick past them-

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Rolled 7

- but it chars nothing but the stonework, for already is the boy in the air, higher than a man could ever leap, and he descends directly upon me!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 10

>>33877478
Zap him with the wand!

Rolled 8

>>33877478
Hit him in the dick.

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>>33877519

As he does, I throw myself to the ground, and the wand of Juliana is in my hand...

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... and a flame erupts more powerful than any I could conjure, battering him away in an eclipsing flare!

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"Argh-" he rages as he flails about, caught aflame by my power. "Witch-child..."

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"You are... very unfortunate..." he says, his voice straining, and though he is turned from me I see that a change overtakes him - his stature increases, his posture shifts, and then he stands and turns, still aflame, though it seems to bother him not at all!

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"Were one of the coven to have felt your sting, she may not kill you for fear of the Green Ladies," he says as he turns and I see at last his awful visage.

"But I am no witch."

>>33877950
Gasp, a wolfman!

>>33869533
Is this the first lesbian sex in Lego Quest?

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"The Green Ladies are dead!" Ula shouts. "Juliana killed them!"

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"And I killed Juliana," a stranger says in a quiet voice that somehow resounds throughout the wide street.

"Elin!" gasps Ula.

Thanks for the run today LQ, sorry I wasn't more active voting.

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What a ride!

This was a weird episode all around. I knew it was going to be a little racy, but I hope I kept it classy. Last game someone asked for a quote unquote "naked witch", and since I had forgotten to put Ula and her horsey in with the rest of the coven when they were first introduced, I figured this would be a good time to introduce her.

>>33878090
I was going to say "no", but then I remembered that Endman and the Female Futuron only had a foursome with three dudes and a lady.

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>>33878269
Just be louder next time!

And speaking of next time, if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode of Lego Quest starts: @EndmanOfFuturon

Most previous episodes are archived on suptg:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

And if you have a lot of time to waste, there are more than 200 pages on the official Lego Quest wiki:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

>>33878272
Of everything, what was your favourite scene to setup?

>>33878339
>Of everything, what was your favourite scene to setup?

This one right here: >>33872766
I thought I got a pretty heartwarming shot. As soon as I got them set up I could tell I was going to like the result.

>>33874696
This one is a close second.

>>33878405
So I suppose the Apprentice still has her heart set on Mr. Sharkman despite the one-night stand?

Also, she's fifteen, isn't she?

I had fun, first time reading. Legos are actually pretty useful for quests, aren't they? Oh yeah, earlier today I was looking up if there were any Zelda legos yet, and they had considered having all of Ganon's castle's fight scenes buyable, but because Nintendo has a deal with kinex or something, lego had to go with "lego female role models" in the end.

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>>33878537
I figured she was a little older than that. Way past the age of consent in Castle Time, at any rate.

Rolled 7

>>33878329
>Seduction roll?
>Really?
Yes.

>>33878537
>Also, she's fifteen, isn't she?
Who says the age of consent in this fantasy land where wizard and dragons and shreep exist is the same as in modern Western civilization?

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>>33878272
LQ, being a fan of space piracy yourself, I wonder if you've seen GOTG yet?

Good game, by the way. I wasn't able to get more than one command in, but I had fun nonetheless.

Soooo, if there are white Lego people from the crossovers, does that mean all the normal Lego people are Asian?

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>>33878795
No, but everybody seems to say it's great.

>>33878875
The only non-yellow beings in Lego Quest besides Frog-Men and the like are freaky aliens. No fleshies. Except in BLOCKOUT.

Thanks for the quest! It's good to not be near death for a change!

Lego

>>33878994
We need more blockout.

I had to go to sleep half way through, but you still did a great job LQ, sorry I wasn't around to roll for more seductions.

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>>33883351
It's on the list!

>>33879253
>>33884278
Glad you had fun!

I'm really happy that everything worked out for running this game. I was a little worried because posting was down for so long on Saturday that I thought the thread might die in the night and I'd have to rewrite everything. Instead, real life worked out just right and I had a ton of fun running it like I always do.

Bumpan