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> Saturday, December 14th, 2013

SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwq
MECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLe
CREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17
TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajg
THE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sq

You are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team and for some reason, it is not indeed the next day but you’re still at the Winter Ball.

“So, Clara.” You eat dinner at one of the round white tables with Clara. She’s dressed out in a very elegant yellow dress matching her blonde hair, and with a cleavage that is leaving very very little to the imagination. The dinner for tonight is a white sauce pasta, always good. Clara is a bit livid though. You ask her, “Where’s Rochelle?”

“Oh, she had to cancel,” says Clara. “Apparently she caught the flu at the very last second and she can’t come to the Ball.”

You frown. “Aww, poor girl.”

“Meh, fuck her, she couldn’t handle me anyway!” Clara crosses her arms, briefly playing with her white elbow length gloves. “Not like the rest of these boys! Look at them!” She gestures to the boys from Friedrich von Steuben Military Academy. “Runts, the lot of them!”

“Why, because they won’t dance with you?” Clara twitches a bit, then sighs. You giggle a bit. “I’m just joking, Clara. I’m sure a girl like you can find someone to dance with.” You point to Bernadette and Kitten, happily dancing as clumsily as a man with only one leg and a woman with only three. “Take Bernadette and Kitten for example!”

Clara fumes, grumbling. “Examplemyassfucking…” She snaps her finger, and a Cheerleader wearing a white dress with a black star over her dress quickly pours her a drink. “So what, did you come to brag at me because I will rip that dress off and show you something to brag at you… braggart!”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in
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>>33845290
>Boast
Initiate operation dance-off.
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>>33845290
> Polite
We civil tonight.
Also we should check in with the Cutest, to see if she needs anything. Also I am suspicious of that excuse.
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>>33845290
> Boast
You couldn't rip the dress off a barn door!
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>>33845290
> Boast
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>>33845290
> Polite
Not brag per say, but was lonely looking

> briefly playing with her white elbow length gloves.
Clara has some amazing fucking taste
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>>33845290
>Polite
Nope, just living up to the friendly part of friendly rival and saying hi.
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>>33845290
>Boast
Challenge to danceoff
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>>33845290
> "No, I came over because I was worried that you scared off Rochelle or something. But if you want me to brag, then I can do that."
> Then Boast
I think Clara really did intimidate Rochelle. I'm not sure if that makes me mad or pity Clara.
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>>33845290
> Polite
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>>33845290
>> Polite
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>>33845337
I fear that Rochelle didn't think she was pretty enough.
We must save the Cutest!
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>>33845337
>I think Clara really did intimidate Rochelle. I'm not sure if that makes me mad or pity Clara.
Clara is a good girl, she's just a bit forceful
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>>33845290
>Polite
You looked sad.
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> Polite

You smile at her, leaning towards her slowly. “Well, you did say you’d outdance me. Now you’re here sulking without a date. I just worried for you, Clara.”

Clara huffs. “I did say that.” She bops you on the nose, forcing you back a bit. “For now however, I am here to enjoy myself!” She chuckles a bit. “Ohoho… even if that means having to do it at your expense!”

You narrow your eyes. “Watchu talking ‘bout?”

“Simple!” says Clara. “We dance to our hearts content!” She snaps her finger again, and a girl brings over a modest pair of loafers for Clara. “First person to give up has to acknowledge the other’s superiority!” She reaches into her glove and pulls out a very big index card. “I happen to have mine all written. What do you say?”

> WHAT DO YOU SAY?
> Y/N
> Other
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>>33845506
>Other
What does your written stuff have to do with anything? Dancing is fine, but I'm not doing a rap battle.
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>>33845506
> Y
This can only end well
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>>33845506
>N
I don't mind a dance or two, but Kitten and Fairless are going to need some more attention at some point too, so we can't wear ourselves out this early.
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>>33845506
>Other
Lets find and catch Rochelle, she is totally bailing.
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>>33845506
>> Y
We can't turn down a challenge from Clara
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>>33845506
Wait, are we dancing with Clara, or just dancing with other partners? Because I sort of want to dance with Kitten and Bernadette more than Clara.

> How about not tonight? I'd be happy to have a dance with you sometime, though.
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>>33845506
>Other
Can't. Too much nosiness to do. Will crush you tomorrow.
Also!!!!
>Check on the Cutest! Is she actually sick or just shy.
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>>33845506
>N

Trudy already has to dance with two other girls.
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>>33845506
>N

I feel. Ad for her, but I know that Griselda will make a wonderful pair with Clara next year.
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> N

You cross your arms. “Eh…” As much as you want to, you can’t wear yourself out tonight just yet. “Not tonight, Clara.” You place your hand on hers and set them down on the table gently. “But another time! Just not tonight.”

Clara purses her lips. “Oh, I see how it is! Don’t want to wear yourself out for your date- I’m sorry DATES- for tonight?” You shrug. “Hmph. Slut. But I will accept that.” She points her finger at you. “Another time, Gertrude Pool! And when you least expect-“

“I’m not dancing in the shower.”

“What makes you think I’d want to dance in the shower?” Clara chuckles a bit. “Ohoho, I’d sooner catch you while you were dressing or something rather than showering!”

You roll your eyes as you stand up. “Take care, Clara.”

“I’ll get you back one of these days, Gertrude Pool!” She shakes her fist at you. “Girls! Come shake your fists!” More Cheerleaders slide in behind her and shake their fists at you angrily.

You look around the dance floor. You can see all of the crewmembers of the Tankery Team, some other people from General Studies and Naval Studies about, and yet conspicuously, there’s someone missing. Lisa and Huxley. Where the hell have they gone?

> Dance with Someone (Specify)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
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>>33845699
The very thought of Imouto and Cutest as best friends makes me squee.
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>>33845779
> Dance with Someone (Kitten)
>Other
Text Lisa and tell her to use a condom
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>>33845779
> Dance with Kitten, to give Bernadette a break
Lisa'll be fine. She'll have Huxley whipped.
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>>33845779
>>33845779
Find Lisa and Huxley making out
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>>33845779
>Call Someone (The Cutest!)
Is. She. OK.
Once that is confirmed....
>Call Someone (Lisa)
Where you at?
Followed by dancing
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>>33845779
>> Talk to Someone (Rankin)
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>>33845779
>Call Lisa.
Remind her to use protection.
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>>33845779
>call someone
Teach Lisa about safe sex.
Also embarrass the fuck out of her.
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>>33845779
>> Call Someone (Specify)
Torment Lisa a little, then call Sealand to check up on her.
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>>33845779
>Dance with Someone (Kitten)
Let's give Fairless a respite, shall we? Then we can
>Call Lisa
and figure out what's going on there.
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Wait, why did Trudy not dance with Clara

Absolutely disgusting
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>>33845858
>>33845877

So, she should wear a Hardhat?
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>>33845779
>Call Someone (Rochelle)
Best girl might be sick and we're having fun at a dance, poor girl.
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>>33845779
>Call Huxley.
"Are you two using protection?"
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>>33845920
Dance with her, we shall.
Dance with her as an endurance challenge we shall not.
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>>33845938
The protection goes on the guy.
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>>33845779
>Dance with Someone (Kitten)
>> Call Someone (Lisa)
Sealand's a big girl, she can take care of herself.
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>>33845993
No she isn't. She's like 4 feet tall.
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>>33845985
That's excessive stereotyping anon, some women work in construction too, you can't make such a blanket statement.
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>>33845920
No spoiling double date night, not even for best girl.
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>>33845779
>Call Lisa.
Ask her if she's on birth control.
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>>33846008
> best girl

Which one?
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> Dance with Someone (Kitten)
> Call Someone (Lisa)

Hmph. You decide to call up Lisa.

“...”

“…”

“Hey, this is Lisa Cowell. Can’t come to the phone, leave a message.” BEEP.

… huh. You think that’s the first time someone’s put you on hold like that.

Oh whatever, you decide to head on dance with Kitten. The music starts slowing considerably as the Freshmen are replaced by a jazz band from Friedrich von Steuben. Cathy however remains on stage to sing for them. And boy does she have a voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cS0fXZkbao

“Hey, mind if I cut in?” Bernadette and Kitten are just about getting the hang of it. Bernadette smiles then lets go of Kitten hands and presents her to you.

“Have fun, alright?” Bernadette leaves the floor and heads to the punch table. The men standing around it immediately see her then part the way. Some things never change you suppose. You take Kitten’s hand and lead her in a slow dance.

Kitten smirks. “Well, Trudy. Remember Homecoming?” You nod a bit. “I honestly never thought we’d be dancing like this.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in
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>>33845938
Best play it safe; fit her with IR countermeasures.
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>>33846007
I don't think Lisa is working in construction right now anon.
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>>33846025
>Boast
Yeah, we've come a long way this year, haven't we?
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>>33845967
>>33846008

I'll hold you all to that. Kitten and Fairless get the first and most dances, but others should get a quick dance as well.

Trudy's a magnanimous girl and Clara just lost the Sealandb owl.
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>>33846025
>Polite
"Me neither"
>Wait for right moment then kiss her.
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>>33846025
> Boast
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>>33846025
>> Boast
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>>33846025
>> Boast
Kitten is quite the seductress
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>>33845779
>Dance with Bernadette

First wife has the first glories
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>>33846025
> Boast
The number of times I've slept with you, I at least owe you a dance.

Also
> Betty? Getting brave?
>Check on the Cutest!
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>>33846025
> Boast
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>>33846078
So kitten?
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>>33846090
>This
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>>33846105

Fairless got the first confession, anon. Plus she's older and could beat the shit out of Kitten so she gets first wife status.

I'm fairly sure how that's multiple waifus work in universe.
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>>33846078

Damned captcha, I thought the post had made through.

Ah well.

>Neutral
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>>33846025
>heads to the punch table
Drunk Bernadette inbounds.
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>>33846121
I'm pretty sure it goes in order of cuteness, Kitten wins on that one Anon, but Fairless wins on sexiness
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>>33846121
So, Waifu wars are settled in the traditional way..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCamCYip2t4
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>>33846105

Nah, I was just fucked by captcha and went go do something else without noticing it.

Anyway, what's up with people wanting to do loyalty quests or sealand shit right NOW? This is an important moment for Trudy and the girls.
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>>33846174

I'm going to say it.

Sealand a shit and boring, Clara's too good for her. Trudy should focus on swooning Fairless and Kitten off their feet tonight instead of trying to min-max loyalty quests for one night.

Come at me
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>>33846207
I agree with the latter half of what you said, the former can suck a dick
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>>33846207
Sounds good to me. We do need to make sure Betty is okay from time to time, though.
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>>33846240
Though yeah, you can get bent about the first part.
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>>33846207
I'm happy with the idea of Gertrude out for a night with her girls, but after playing her for this long, and this intense drive, I feel like she couldn't shut down for a night. She's too wound up.

But more dancing is important.
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>>33846207

Shit, bro.

Exactly my thoughts. Sealand is the most forced thing in this story.
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>>33846285
What has she even done that's been especially cute? Apart from being short.

The whole obsession thing seems a bit off for someone we've barely interacted with.
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> Boast

You smile at her, kissing her on the forehead. “Well, here we are, Kitty.” She blushes a bit, looking downwards. “Come on! We’ve got tonight for ourselves! You, me, Bernadette.”

Kitten sighs. “You know, sometimes I kind of wish Bernadette wasn’t a Senior. She’d have more time with you.”

“Well, time is all we have sometimes,” you say. You’re just talking out of your ass at this point. “But it’s always up to us to see how we use it.” Kitten nods at that. Good, a satisfactory answer. You look over at Bernadette at the punch table, all by herself. She doesn’t seem to mind it however, and in fact gives you a smile and thumbs up as you dance. Good girl.

As the song ends, Cathy is gently pushed off stage by Pinkerton. “Right, alright, right! Jeez.” Her uniform is slightly disheveled. Apparently the Hall Monitors have been having quite the fun time with each other. “Right, hello everybody, my name’s Alana! My so-called friends in the Hall Monitors have told me to sing for them. Sing for them something good… So…” She quickly trots over to the band and whispers in their ear, then heads to the piano.

You look over to see Irene, O’Hara, and O’Brian, along with the other Hall Monitors in uniform, chuckling and shittalking each other as Alana begins playing.

[1/2]
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>>33846207
Don't care about the former but we need to get those done, we don't have a lot of time.

Swooning or romancing whoever we're doing can wait till after the tournament
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>>33846311
[2/2]

She clears her throat and she begins singing, very well surprisingly. “Oh Danny Boy… the pipes, the pipes are calling, from glen to glen, and down the mountainside.” O’Leary mockingly rests her head on Irene’s shoulder, to which Irene shoves her off. “The summer’s gone, and all the roses falling, It’s you, it’s you must go and I must bide.”

Then the drums start and the music picks up. The dance floor starts up again with fast dances and steps on the hard floor as people laugh and skip across the floor.

But come ye back when summer’s in the meadow!
Or when the valley’s hushed and white with snow!
It’s I’ll be here in sunshine or in shadow!
Oh, Danny Boy, oh Danny Boy, I love you so!

> Head out
> Dance with Someone (Specify)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
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>>33846332
>> Dance with Someone (Fairless)

Not a particularly romantic song, but Fairless gets the next song.
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>>33846332
>dance with Bernadette

Time for the best waifu.
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>>33846332
>> Dance with Someone (Fairless)
Time for our other wife
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>>33846332
How do you do a fast dance to Danny Boy?
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>>33846332
>Dance with Someone (Fairless)
It's only right that she get a turn too.
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>>33846308

Gets bullied a lot, has the "Notice me, sempai!!!" thing going on a little. Was introduced during the middle of the Kitten-Fairless Cold War so players were eager for another cute thing for Trudy to wrap her finger around.

Not a deep character, but I can see why players would get attached to her.
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>>33846332
> Dance with Bernadette

>>33846360
The Irish way: while drunk.
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>>33846360
With great haste.
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>>33846332
>Dance with Someone (Bernadette)
Then
>Call Someone (Lisa) Where are you?
Then
>Call Someone (The! Cutest!)
Is ok?
>Talk to Someone (Betty)
Having fun yet?
With Dancing Throughout!!
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>>33846360
As a white male, I have no idea how to dancing.
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We shoukd dance twice with Fairless, the second song a romantic one, and then end the Ball with Kitten for the special kiss
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> Dance with Someone (Bernadette)

Kitten waves Bernadette over. “Come on, come on!” Bernadette points to herself. “Yes you!” yells Kitten. “Come on!” Bernadette sighs, downing a cup of juice, then quickly running over. Kitten pats you on the arm. “Have fun!” And with that, they switch out.

Bernadette says, “Fucking Kitten, making me dance during one of the fast parts.”

“Ah, come on, Bernadette! Here I’ll lead!” You grab her hands and dance with her. She stumbles a bit, accidentally bumps into someone, or even accidentally pushes her chest against yours. But, all in the name of having fun.

“I must say, Gertrude,” says Bernadette. “You seem to know your shit when it comes to dancing.”

“Well…” You shrug. “Wasn’t the case four months ago, I’ll tell you that.”

“Hmph.” She smirks a bit, trying to avoid treading on your toes. Betty and her man accidentally cut in between you two, laughing and stumbling as they dance and sing along. That was random, but you reconnect with Bernadette soon enough. “Well. Looks like everyone’s having fun.”

“Are you?” you ask.

“Well, I’m normally not one for dances,” says Bernadette. “I didn’t even go to Homecoming.” She wipes some sweat off of her forehead. “Well, I just… yeah. I’m not a dancer.”

You giggle a bit. “You could have fooled me.”

> Head out
> Dance with Someone (Specify)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
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>>33846571
>> Talk to Someone (Rankin)
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>>33846571
>Call Someone (Rochelle)
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>>33846571
>> Dance with Someone (Fairless)

End the dance at an appropriate time instead of running off

>> Talk to Someone (Rankin)
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>>33846571
>Take a break to get some food and drink and see how random girls are doing.
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>>33846571
>Dance with Someone (Clara)
>Call Someone (Lisa and THE CUTEST)

Apologies Anons, I can't remember who Rankin is
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>>33846595

Let the poor girl sleep, anon. She's sick.
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>>33846613
Senpai checking up on her will make her feel better, that's always how it works.
That is not at all how it works, but I can hope, can't I?
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>>33846571
> Talk to Someone (Rankin)
> Dance with Someone (Clara, don't wear yourself though)
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>>33846571
>Talk to Someone (Rankin)
Might as well see how she's doing, anything to avoid talking to Sealand.
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>>33846631

Checking up on her in the morning is far more sensible if we want to check on her. Calling her while she's sick and probably sleeping isn't great.
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>>33846571
>Dance with Clara, make sure she knows it's just for fun.
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>>33846571
>Keep dancing

Who's rankin again?
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>>33846571
>Call lisa again.
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>>33846571
> Dance with Someone (Specify)
Let's keep dancing with Fairless, maybe we'll get a romantic song this time
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>>33846700
The person that ran against Trude and is supposedly in charge of the exchange program.
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>>33846752

Thanks, Anon.
We should check on them as well.

>>33846631
That is how it works!
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> Dance with Someone (Clara)

A pair of gloved arms bursts from the crowd, then parts it to reveal Clara. “Well, Gertrude Pool! Looks like you’re fitting for a fighting!”

You look at Bernadette, smiling. “Do you mind?” She shakes her head, and lets you go for now. It’s time you did something about this.

You and Clara don’t hold hands, instead you both circle around each other like a pair of fighting Irish as you dance and shake your rears to the beat. It’s time to see WHO CAN DANCE THE BESTEST.

Then the song goes romantic.



Clara coughs. “Right, fuck this shit.” She snaps her fingers, then her Cheerleaders lift her up and carry her away. “I’m out of here!”

Bernadette crosses her arms, smiling. She checks the time. “Well, it is getting a bit late. Did you want to head home?” You and her look over to see Kitten, sitting on a chair, her head nodding forward as she starts falling asleep. D’aaawww…

> Head out
> Dance with Someone (Specify)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
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>>33846815
>> Head out
Let's get going then
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>>33846815
>Go home
>Princess carry Kitten
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>>33846815
> Head out with Kitten in a bridal carry.
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>>33846815
>Go Home

>>33846831

>Have Fairless princess carry Kitten
>Have Trudy princess carry Fairless

Harem ending is hard
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>>33846815
>Dance with Kitten AND Bernadette
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>>33846815
> Other
Quick look around. How is everybody. Where is everybody. Everybody having fun?
If yes then go home
If no then get involved.
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>>33846815
> Head out
Fuckin' Clara...
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>>33846815
>Bridal carry kitten and fairless.
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>>33846815
>> Talk to Someone (Japanese exchange crew)

Are they even here? Are they having fun? I want to see what think of a good ol' American high school dance
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>>33846815
>> Head out
Give Kitten a piggy back.
And tell Clara to go check up on Rochelle!
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>>33846815

Fairless needs a romantic dance.

Kitten needs something special

Let's take this chance and kiss both of them in front of everyone. Make it public!
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>>33846831
>>33846844
>>33846848
>>33846858

> Find a chair
> Have Fairless and Kitten form a Palanquin
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>>33846815
>> Talk to Someone (Japanese exchange crew)
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>>33846815
>Go home carry fairless and kitten.
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>>33846815
One dance, with kitten and fairless.
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> Other
The match went on for the entire night too?
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>>33846815
>Dance with Bernadette and Kitten.
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>>33846815
In addition to my vote of>>33846852

Adding support for having Clara check on Rochelle.
GENTLELY!!
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>>33846815
>One last dance, with our harem.
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>>33846815
> Dance with Someone (Harem)

Is it even possible to do a romantic dance with 3 people? Trudy's about to find out.
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>>33846815
>Dance with the harem,
>Then carry them home
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>>33846815
~>Dance with and kiss Bernadette and Kitten.
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> Head out

“Sorry I couldn’t dance give you a romantic dance,” you say as you carry Kitten in a bridal carry. You three head home to the Sophomore dorms. “I mean, if you wanted one that is.”

Bernadette simply shakes her head. “It’s fine. Again, I just… don’t consider myself much of a dancer.”

You quirk your brow. “Really? I would’ve assumed someone like you find plenty of people to dance with. I mean, if you’ve gotten as far as uh…” You thrust your hips a bit. Bernadette snorts a bit at that.

“Please, people aren’t willing to dance with someone that might step on them,” she says. You smile at her. “Yes, I know what you’re going to say.”

“Come on…” you brush your arm up against hers. “Stop being such a wuss. Tell you what, I’ll teach you more about dancing when I can, okay?” She shrugs at that. “Ah, you wuss. What’s it going to be like at your wedding if you can’t dance with your groom? Or Bride if you want to get technical.”

She chuckles. “Hehe, that’s actually pretty funny.” You roll your eyes at that. With that, you arrive back at your dorm. Bernadette says, “Anyway, good night, Gertrude.”

You smile. “You’re not going to stay over?”

“Oh, I think you and Kitten deserve a night to yourselves, considering what I did.” She scratches her head. “I mean, a kiss goodbye would be fine but um… yeah… I’ll just go.”

> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”
> “Good night, Bernadette.”
> Write in
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>>33847039
>> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”
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>>33847039
> “Good night, Bernadette.”
A SPECIAL NIGHT WITH KITTEN OURSELVES.
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>>33847039
>You can kiss me good bye in the morning.
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>>33847039
>"you can kiss me goodbye in the morning"
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>>33847039
>> “Good night, Bernadette.”
We did have one night with Bernadette before
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>>33847039
>“Good night, Bernadette.”
With smoochings!
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>>33847039
> Kiss her.
> “Good night, Bernadette. We'll see you in the morning."
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>>33847039
> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”
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>>33847039
>“You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”
Nope, part of being a trio means sticking together.
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>>33847039
Good bye in the morning
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>>33847039
> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”

Damnit fairless, you belong to Trudy's bed now.
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>>33847039
> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”

Really, Kittenfags?
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>>33847039
>> “Good night, Bernadette.”
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>>33847039
> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”
I get the logic of having some nights with just Kitten, but A: shouldn't be right after an event like this IMO, and B: Kitten is already out like a fuckin' light, what kinda night are we supposed to have with her exactly?
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>>33847039
> “Good night, Bernadette.”
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>>33847039
> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”
Harem end is a harem end, no retconning
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>>33847039
> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”

That's not how harems work, Bernadette. Everyone must be together all the time!

Besides, Kitten is already asleep, and .the special moment was during the ball too.
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>>33847039
> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”
After something like tonight it's only fair we spend the night with both girls.
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>>33847039
> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”
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>>33847163
What's happening anon?
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>>33847039
> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”
>>33847180
Threesome!
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>>33847189
>Kitten out like a light
It ain't happening.
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>>33847206
Who said she needs to be awake?
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> “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”

You grab her wrist and start pulling her into her dorm. “You can kiss me goodbye in the morning.”

“Oh.” Bernadette looks at her hand, then at you, blushing a bit. “OH. Oh. Well. I uh… That’s bold of you but um… I- Okay. Okay.” With that, Bernadette walks in quickly. You giggle a bit, brushing some locks of hair from Kitten’s eyes as she slumbers. Poor girl. Oh well, maybe another night.

You look around the block a bit, then quietly shut your door. Time to go to bed with your favorite girls.

> END DAY

> Next day in 20 minutes.
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>Time to go to bed with your favorite girls.
We all know what's about to happen
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>>33847238

FtB when?
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>>33847238
>with your favorite girls

Daaaw.

Another reason I want Fairless to be included as much as possible is to reinforce their relationship. She thinks that when they graduate, it will be over, we must show her that that's wrong.
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>>33847238
Bernadette 2cute.
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>>33847238
YAAAAAA!!!

Thanks for this, boss.

Now on to the next day's obsessive questing!
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>>33847259
Yes. Snuggling.

Jeez, the three of them have only been serious for two days. At least give them a week before demanding they start lewding.
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>>33847283
She's obviously terrified of getting overly comfortable with the situation before graduation, yep. Expects it to end at that point.
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>>33847238
>> Next day in 20 minutes.
Hurray!
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So what's the plan for today.

Help Betty
Collect Quests
Ace's lesson

Pretty much all we have for today?
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>>33847320
We went from No Team to Semi Finals in the World in 3 months. We are the Queen of Moving Fast
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>>33847432
Do the deed with either Kitten or Fairless
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>>33847432
>Ace's lesson
That's a duel first before a lesson isn't it?

Also, find out the results of the Ooarai vs. Kursk match.

If it's still ongoing, then "HOLY SHIT, IT'S STILL ONGOING?" is a proper enough reaction.
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>>33847432
Watch the rest of Oorai vs Kursk
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>>33847471
Orly has the stamina and Miho the skill to last throughout the night.
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>>33847471
That would be awesome. Constant manuever, precicese action and only 16 tanks total out of action and 39 shots fired, most by Momo.
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>>33847504
Pastebin when?
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>>33847512
Momo isn't the gunner anymore, though.
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>>33847471
Oh right, still disappointed that the full match was on the same day as the dance.

One on One is kind of dull and doesn't prove to Ace that we are the better tank commander
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>>33847504
That sounded wrong anon
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>>33847512
No bullying Momo.
That's Yuzu's job.
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>>33847533
>>33847549

Miho has learned how to use Momo's aggression in battle. Its some kind of perk that combines Blitz and Load Tracers
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> Sunday, December 15th, 2013

SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwq
MECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLe
CREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17
TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajg
THE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sq

You are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.

You wake up to find that you’re spooning Kitten who’s only wearing her underwear, while you’re wearing your underwear, while Bernadette is spooning you and wearing nothing. This is really something to get used to. At least it’s making the Winter less cold, and indeed you’re glad to have them.

Your phone rings.

> Amanda “Ace” Levy (Robert A. Heinlein Military Academy Tankery Commander)

Like the good girl you are, you answer it, quietly. “Hello?”

“Good mornin’, Gertrude! I must say I just arrived with my lil’ Marauder late last night, LGA’s a hell of a place I reckon.”

You smile, tightening your arm around Kitten as she sleeps. “Yeah, well… You meet lots of cool people here.”

“Anyway, forgive me for not giving you a full practice match. Our schedules simply don’t line up. Maybe in the spring we can give you a proper lesson in tank tactics.”

“Sure, I’d like that.”

“Anyway, you prepared to suck on 75 millimeters of armor-piercing ballistic-capped ammunition or are you not?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in
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>>33847549
Momo is best stuco.
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>>33847654
> Boast
> "Uh, by the way, who won last night?"
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>>33847654
>Boast
I am ready to suck sooooo hard!
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>>33847654
>> Boast
Not this time we won't
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>>33847654

Exactly this >>33847680
Not at all this>>33847686
Anon, that's just wrong.
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>>33847686
>This
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>>33847654
Backing >>33847680
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>>33847654
> Boast
Not as much as you'll suck on my 76mm ammo!

And yeah, who won last night?
Besides Trude and her harem?
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> Boast

You adjust a bit as Bernadette grabs onto your boob, still sleepy from last night. “Hey, Ace. What’s bigger than 75?”

“What?”

“76,” you say. The two of you giggle a bit.

“Ha, ha! That’s the spirit!”

“Say, did you catch the semis with Kursk and Ooarai? Who won?”

“I did. Ooarai actually beat out Kursk, barely mind you. It went down to the last tank, unfortunately ISU-152s aren’t known for close quarters maneuverability. But damn if it wasn’t a great match. Why do you ask? You miss it?”

You look at Bernadette and Kitten. “I was busy.”

“Ah, that’s a shame. Alright, anyway, I should be at the designated area of combat by lunch. Go ahead and get ready for me, yeah?”

“Yeah, yeah.”

You hang up. What to do now? Bernadette squeezes tighter on your breast. “Um, Bernadette. That kind of hurts.”

She lets up a bit. “… sorry.”

> Get breakfast going
> Shower
> Wake the two up
> Write in
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>>33847862
> Shower.
Bernadette, control yourself. And I'm actually slightly disappointed that Orly lost.
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>>33847862
> Shower
Then
> Get breakfast going

The wakings will happen no later than breakfast being ready.
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>>33847862
> Get breakfast going
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>>33847862
>Wake the two up
Rise and shine everyone!
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>>33847862
>Wake the two up
>Shower

Gotta at least have kitten up and ready, considering she's part of our crew.
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>>33847901
The plot armour is impenetrable, anon.
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>>33847862
> Shower
> Breakfast

>You look at Bernadette and Kitten. “I was busy.”
Dohohoho
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>>33847924
Miho vs Loki, who wins?
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>>33847862
>Squeeze her boob for revenge.
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>>33847945
Double KO at the exact same moment. Like the proverbial flipped coin landing on it's edge.
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>>33847945
No matter who wins, we lose.
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>>33847862
>Wake the two up
Bernadette appears to already be awake and Kitten is part of our crew, so she needs to get up too.
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>>33847971
Spankings are far more appropriate.
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>>33847862
>Wake them up
>Shower together.
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>>33847862
>Wake two up
>Shower with harem.
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So when do we call Kursk and ask if they want to have a tank battle?
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>>33848101
After breakfast, bathing, and schedule checking to see if we have a slot for them.
Then we have to pray and offer sacrifice to GS to ensure it won't kill him.
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> Wake the two up
> Shower

You tug on Kitten’s cheek, and she responds by curling up and slapping away at you. “Come on, wake up. We got our duel today.”

“Ah, whatever…” Kitten yawns as she tries to nestle herself further and further into the sheets.

You turn over and take Bernadette’s hand off your breast. “Same goes for you. If you want my tits, you can have them later.” You kick your feet and sit up at the foot of the bed. You yawn as you start stripping your underwear off and head to the shower. You quickly get your shower out of the way and hurriedly pick your Tankery Uniform off the rack.

By the time you exit your shower, Bernadette is already dressing a very sleepy Kitten into her Tankery Uniform. You say, “Ah, you’re at that stage already then?”

Kitten yawns, “Shaaaaaddaaa fuck up.”

> Get breakfast
> Head out
> Talk to Kitten (Topic?)
> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
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>>33848159
>> Get breakfast
>Gertrude Pool - Perfect Housewife
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>>33848101
I hope by that you mean call Kursk and flirt shamelessly.
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>>33848159
> Get breakfast
Feed the harem.

Suddenly I have an image of cute schoolgirls in some sort of enclosure, and a zoo worker lobbing meat towards them.
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>>33848159
> Get breakfast
> Call Lisa (Get lucky?)
> Call Betty (Oh god I hope I didn't set you up with a molester)
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>>33848138
He wants first born children and I see Wednesday or Thursday being a good day.
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>>33848177
By "flirt shamelessly" you mean "send Orly pictures of Wendy being tsundere and trying to out lift Orly"?
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>>33848159
"Make me!"
>Make those bitches breakfast, bitches love breakfast.
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>>33848159
> Make breakfast
Impress them with your cooking!
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>>33848202
The whole first born thing was never really much of a demand for me.
I get to have my way with some yummy wench, with no fear of consequenses because someone else wants the kid?
Where do I sign in blood?
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>>33848138
Honestly, I just hope he doesn't do what he did and tried to double book us like he did with ace and prom
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>>33848274
I have no problem with that. Its all about choices we have to make.
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>>33848216
I mean get called cutesy pet names and generally find it an embarrassing but oddly endearing experience.
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>>33848323
We could have done both though, that is what bothered me a lot.
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>Ooarai winning against Kursk
Alright!
Time to give Schteel some more ideas to be paranoid about during the match.
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>>33848339
Orly IS a cutie.
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>>33848389
Great....
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> Get breakfast

You get the two to a table and hand them their plates of pancakes. “Alright, eat up. Kitten, you especially. We do have that little duel with Ace today, so I need you right as rain and fit as a fiddle, okay?”

Kitten grumpily chews on a bit of pancakes, syrup dotting her cheeks. You bend over lick on her cheeks, getting the sweet taste of maple syrup from her. “Ah, buzz off,” she says, blushing a bit. You giggle as you eat your own breakfast.

“So, did you two enjoy last night?” you ask. They nod.

Bernadette says, “It was nice to have a night of relaxation for once.”

“Yeah,” you say. “But, now it’s back to the grind, and the home stretch. Finals is going to be with Ooarai this Saturday. Hopefully Miss Lutz lets us know where the match is going to be set in good time on Wednesday and we can get things hashed out.”

“Indeed,” says Bernadette. “We win here, we save the school, all that stuff.” Kitten grunts, still sleepily eating her food.

> Head out
> Talk to Kitten (Topic?)
> Talk to Fairless (Topic?)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
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>>33848389
get that li-i mean that Medium Tank first!

>>33848439
>> Other
Check the replay of last night match.
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>>33848439
>> Head out
Do we have anytime to do another match?
I'd rather spend time on loyalty quest than another match myself
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>>33848439
>Call Someone (Team Jackdaw)

Awaken! For Victory!
Also, Lisa, can you still walk?
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>>33848439
>Other
Get the highlight reel of the match, how did it come down to a 1v1?
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>>33848439
> Check the replay
> Call Betty (How did it go last night?)
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>>33848439
>> Head out
>Call Kursk
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>>33848518
We're not called Jackdaw, we haven't cast the vote yet.

We're called Gertude's team.
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>>33848564
Team Jackdaw is a way more interesting name.
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>>33848580
We're not named that though, need to cast a vote on that.
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>>33848564
Then we know what we must do before the practice match
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>>33848603
What practice match, we have none lined up.

Unless you mean the One vs One but that doesn't really count more like an extra practice session just with Ace teaching
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>>33848564
>>33848586
Obligatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzLADnLsNRs

No way in hell that Trudy wouldn't pull someone back in just to punch them in the face some more.

This is going to be our name dammit.
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>>33848586
I think it's pretty likely Jackdaw would win.

Getrude's Team is just too boring
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>>33848687
no one bother to vote for it though or bothered to bring it up but it said that all the tank battles, team roster, etc "Gertrude's Team"

It's not official
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>saturday is the finals

And then, LGA will be over.

So much stuff to do that we won't be able to. Like, that awesome super elite trainng.
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>>33848637
Vs Ace.

Match/Duel thing.
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>>33848746
It's more of a duel then a match, no real benefit and will end pretty quickly unless German uses a way to extend it so it doesn't really count in my opinion
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> Head out
> Other

You, Kitten, and Fairless come up at the door. “Anyway, let’s get the crew assembled.” Fairless quickly leans in and gives you a peck on the lips, surprising you. “… oh, what-“

“You said I could give you a kiss goodbye in the morning,” she says. She miles a bit as she ruffles your hair. “Well, I’ll meet you there, alright, Gertrude?” You nod. “Alright, see you then.” With that, Fairless dusts off her coat and heads down the stairs out of the dorm. You look over at Kitten.

You smile as she pouts a bit. “Aw, jealous?”

“A little,” she says. You lean, but she stops her. “Ah, ah, when the time is right.”

Nancy walks over, whistling a bit. “Good morning, Gertrude! Did you have fun last night?” You nod, smiling. “Excellent! I was just about to wake up Lisa, actually.”

“I heard she and Huxley fucked.” You and Nancy flinch as you see Ramirez appear from behind you, already prepared for the day.

“Ah, that’s a sham. Lisa ain’t the kind of the girl to put out so soon, right?” you say.



You all run downstairs to Lisa’s dorm. Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. You knock on Lisa’s door. “Lisa!” No response.

> Knock on the door again
> Kick the door down
> Call her
> Write in
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>>33848806
>> Kick the door down
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>>33848806
>Kick the door down

Hurry, or Huxlei will hide!
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>>33848806
>> Kick the door down
You better have used protection god damn it, I don't want my Driver/Treasurer getting pregnant
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>>33848806
>Use the Master Key
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>>33848806
> Call her
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>>33848806
>Knock on the door again
Kicking is for the third attempt
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>>33848806
> Unlock her door because you know we do have keys as student council president.
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>>33848806
>> Kick the door down

Honestly, I'll kind of look down on Lisa for putting out so soon.

I mean they only know each other for like a month? two at most? Half of it was just bitching at him/
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>>33848842
>>33848851
Oh right, let's do that then
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>>33848841
I'm sure Huxley was wearing safety goggles.
Mind you, in Lisa's room it should be a hazmat suit.
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>>33848842
>>33848851

B-But... DYNAMIC ENTRY!
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>>33848873
That's a good point: the best protection against sex for Lisa is taking the boy to her room.
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>>33848853
How long is she suppose to wait anon, until marriage?
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>>33848873
>used condom is absorbed by semi-sentient pile of biowaste and garbage

>pile is infused with all the frustration and grumpiness and tsundereness

>Pile becomes a sentient, grumpy being

Oscar the Grouch spinoff quest when?
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>>33848806
> Kick the door down
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>>33848806
>> Write in
Master key.

Also Ramirez is still great.
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>>33848873
Also through a hole in a sheet.

Y'know, because stereotypes.
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>>33848919
I don't know several months at least. I don't know considering it's high school and Lisa's a bit of a prude it will be weird to suddenly sleep with him.

I mean it will happen eventually just kind of weird it's so soon, since the limited amount about of time Lisa known the guy, was spent arguing and yelling at him.
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>>33848973

You are too pure for me, anon
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>>33848973
Anon, they're a teenage couple. Just as inevitably as the universe tends towards maximum entropy, teenagers tend towards awkwardly and messily fucking.
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>>33848973
>I don't know several months at least.
That's fucking ridiculous anon
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>>33849027
I get that, Their teenagers but considering both parties, it's kind of strange

Lisa a bit of a prude.

Huxley is a bit dense.

I thought they will spent a month or three as an official couple before fucking.
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> Kick the door down

“STAND BACK!” You raise your leg and kick the door in off its hinges.

“Um, Gertrude.” Nancy holds up a key. “I have a Master Key. We all do.”



“oh.” You blink. “Well. Well uh… Naval Studies can fix that,” you say. You all run into Lisa’s room, only to get knee deep into a pile of papers, trash, and other litter.

“AH!” Kitten jumps, holding her leg up. “SOMETHING JUST RAN PAST MY FOOT!”

You hear a squeaking noise. The fuck was that?

“Agh…” You look over to the bed, it covered in soda cans, used chip bags, and other garbage. It all clinks and clatters as the sheets move and Lisa reveals herself. “Ugh… did you just fucking kick my door in, Boss? What the fuck?”

You point at her. “Where’s Huxley?”

Lisa blinks, blushing a little. “Um. He went home after the Ball. Why?”

> “Nevermind.”
> “We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)
> “Aw, we thought you got lucky.”
> Write in
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>>33849069
Sorry that was a type on my part I meant

A few months at least.

Several months at most.

My bad, but it's still kind of strange
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>>33849083
>> “We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)
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>>33849083
> “We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)
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>>33849069
Hormones know no master and obey no authority.

I'm being way too verbose about this shit. I blame the booze.
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>>33849083
>> “We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)
You did didn't you, don't you lie woman
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>>33849083
>> “We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)
Make it more childish. We so innocent. Not.
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>>33849083
>> “We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)


You know, stuff that can never happen to Trudy now
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>>33849091
It's really not, they're teenagers and they like each other, I'd be surprised if they didn't fug last night
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>>33849083
> “We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)
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>>33849083
>Write in You weren't even AT the Ball.

We thought you may have been at Huxley's Ball. Balls. Ew.

>>33848973
In their heads, that's probably considered part of their relationship.
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>>33849083

> “We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)

you totally did it didn't you don't fucking lie to me bitch fuck
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>>33849107
Clearly the booze needs to be punished. I suggest making it clean your stomach from the inside.
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>>33849083
>“We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)
Why would the euphemisms ever stop?
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>>33849160
I'll get right on it.
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>>33849083
>Write in
The two of you weren't even AT the ball, don't you lie to us!
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>>33849083
>> Write in
LIES! HE'S BURIED IN THE TRASH, THIS IS A RESCUE MISSION! GO GO GO!
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>>33849131
I guess, but I don't think they even got to first base let alone the home run.
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>>33849180
Do you need some assistance? Being a disciplinarian can be a heavy task to bear alone.

>“We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)
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>>33849338
Be my guest, kind anon.

It makes the waifufaggotry so much more bearable
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> “We thought you two had done the horizontal hula. Danced the Mattress Jig. Get a Beef Injection. Dip the stinger in the honey. Put the tool in the shed. Roll in the hay. (continue with euphemisms)

“We thought you two had laid bones. Danced the dance of life. Get the beef injection. Worked the hairy oracle. Wind the clock. Throw the leg over. Did the disappearing cane trick. Chuck the tread. Blow off the loose-“

“I get it!” yells Lisa as she stands up. She’s been sleeping in her underwear. “No, we didn’t have sex. We…” She sighs. “We just sort of hung out and… did stuff-“

You point at her. “SO YOU DID HAVE SEX!”

“NO!” She stomps her foot, then recoils upon finding she accidentally stomp on a mouse’s tail. It squeaks and flees towards one of the mouseholes. “No, we didn’t. We just… I mean… we tried but…”

Nancy tilts her head. “Really?”

“Well- It was stupid, it was stupid. All we did was kiss and…” She turns scarlet red as she grabs her uniform. “And yeah, he grabbed my boob, and we may have headbutted each other trying to actually kiss each other but- but THAT’S IRRELEVANT!” She slides her jacket on and starts for the door. “We have a duel today! Let’s go!”

“Lisa!” you say.

“WHAT!?” she yells.

You point to her legs. “Skirt.”

She looks down, she’s still wearing her striped panties. “Oh. Yeah, I’ll get that on.”





After waiting a few minutes outside of Lisa’s dorm, she exits out, fully dressed this time. “Alright, Boss. What now?”

> Head to the Match Area
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
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>>33849356
Amen to that, amen to that
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>>33849378
I like your style, anon.
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>>33849366
DID YOU TRY TO USE CONDOMS?!
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>>33849366
>Head to the Match Area
Let's do this!
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>>33849366
>> Head to the Match Area
>> Talk to Someone (Lisa)
Sponsors? It's almost been two weeks, I thought they will call by now?

>Call Someone (Kursk)
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>>33849366
>she’s still wearing her striped panties
Dohoho

> Head to the Match Area
But let's get going
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>>33849366
To Lisa's "empty" room, "Good job Huxley!".
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>>33849402
>This
Gotta make sure our girl is being safe.
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>>33849402

Goddamnit anon, my sides.
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>>33849366
>>> Head to the Match Area
>>> Talk to Someone (Lisa and Betty)
>>Call Someone (Kursk)
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>>33849366
>Talk to Someone (Our Crew)
So I'm thinking we need a team name...
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>>33849366
atleast tell me you tried to use protection.
>>
> Head to the Match Area

“Did you at least use a condom?” you ask.

“Yes, Mom,” says Lisa. “I also made sure to take birth control, it actually tastes weird you know? Other than that, we played it safe. Huxley isn’t THAT stupid.”

You sigh. “Of course. He’s a real gentleman at least for not taking your V-card so early on in your relationship.” Lisa shrugs at that. “Anyway, we’ve got our duel for today, and we’ve got a match with Amanda ‘Ace’ Levy! Who knows what could happen?”

“We lose?” says Lisa.

“Optimistic as ever, Lisa,” you say. With that, you arrive at the match area, an open field, the same one you train in in fact. There, Ace Levy’s M24 Chaffee is parked, and she and her crew lie around next to it, waiting. Ace herself stands up and gives you a smile warm enough to melt the snow around her as she walks over. “Ace!”

“Gertrude!” she takes your hand and shakes it hard. “Nice to see you again! What’s been new with you?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in
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>>33849621
> "Go easy on us, will ya? I think my driver's pregnant"
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>>33849621
> Boast

>>33849645
Okay, too much. Ribbing amongst friends is one thing, but not in front of Ace.
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>>33849621
>> Polite
I missed Ace
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>>33849621
>Boast


Trudemodeengage
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>>33849645
>>33849645
>this
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>>33849677
Anon, please. It's almost as if you don't enjoy being a complete shit to your nearest and dearest.
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>>33849621
>> Boast
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>>33849621
I apologize to everyone, but I must support >>33849645
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>>33849621
>> Boast
Go full Trude.
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>>33849621
>Boast
>>
>>33849645
THIS
>>
> Boast

“Oh, lots of things, Ace!” you say. “We got the whole tournament, we just had a dance last night, and hell I had to put up with a whole lot of shit these past few months.”

“I do declare,” says Ace. “That does sound mighty powerful. Y’all are quite lucky to get into the Finals, a newbie team at that.”

You shrug. “Well, you know.”

“Of course!” Ace laughs as she pats your arm. “Anyway, we’ll wait on your tank and your teams getting here.” At that, the Tank Transporter starts rolling up, with the Ace tanks in tow. “Well, do my eyes deceive me, it is indeed Kate and company back in the saddle in the flesh!” The Tank Transporter stops on the road, carrying your tank, then the Aces dismount. “You sorry sons of bitches, you’re back!”

Kate grins, quickly taking Ace in a big hug. “Ace! It’s great to see you again!”

“Ah, likewise!” She smiles, looking at all the Aces. “Otto, Joanna, you two are still a sight for sore eyes! And Wendy- Wendy I hear you got shown up by Oryola-“

“Shut up,” says Wendy. “It’s nice to see you too, Ace.”

Ace smiles, then looks at Michelle. “And Michelle. Jesus, it’s great to see you I declare.” She gives Michelle a great big hug. “Agh, all of you, it’s nice to see you all back in Tankery!”

Michelle smiles back at her. “Well, we’ve been out of practice, but… yeah, thanks, Ace.”

> Start the Duel
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
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>>33849892
>> Talk to Someone (Betty)
>> Call Someone (Kursk)
>Change our team name to Jackdaw
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>>33849892
> Other
Get an autograph for Griselda. Again?
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>>33849892
> Start the Duel
Commence crushing!
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>>33849892
>> Talk to Someone (Specify)
What has Ace been up to?
>>
>>33849892
> Talk to Someone (Betty)
How was her date.
> Call Someone (Kursk)
How is she doing and possible match
>Change our team name to Jackdaw
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>>33849621
Oh hey GS, did we ever get around to learning the Nishizimu Hook or however the fuck you spell that. I think we skipped it because CP was hard to come by but now we should probably get in incase Oorai tries to pull some shit
>>
>>33849892
>Talk to Someone (Ace)
How have you been lately?
>>
>>33849892
> Talk to Someone (Ace)
We got a Chaffee now too. Hope you take good care of them later.
> Call Someone (Oryola)
>>
> Talk to Someone (Ace)
> Call Someone (Specify)

As your crews start arriving, you decide to hold a conversation with Ace on top of her Chaffee. “So, Ace. Anything new with you?”

Ace says, “Oh, we’re getting registered for the Nationals in the Spring. Figure you might go for that?”

You shrug. “Might. Could be fun.”

“Good on you,” says Ace. “Otherwise, it’s been pretty boring. Eugene and I admittedly are having trouble finding time for each other considering the nature of a Military Academy, but we’re making it work.”

You say, “I haven’t talked with Eugene in a while. How is he?”

“Doing well, he’s working on getting into West Point now which means having to work over a congressman,” says Ace. “I’ve got faith in him.”

“What about you?”

Ace makes a waving motion with her arm like the sea. “Go with the flow. For me, it’ll be straight into the Army Armor School. I’ll be going from Little Marauder here,” she pats the top of the Chaffee, “to the M1A1 Abrams. Always wanted to see what it was like riding one of those tanks.” She looks at you. “You considered Army?”

You shrug. “Considered.”

“Well, nothing like the Army,” she says. “Love your Chaffee by the way, good taste.”

You smile at her, and she laughs heartily.

With that, you decide to give Oryola a call.

“Allo, kotyonok, I assume you saw that we lost! Poor thing, but it was hard fought and I am proud of Ooarai Girls on beating us! That is no easy feat!”

“Yeah, well, I just wanted to give you a call, see how are you doing.”

“Just fine, kotyonok, just reconsolidating the team, in fact we will be giving you visit come the finals. How are you?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in
>>
>>33850144

>>33850144
>Other
>If we win, you gotta stay the night and show our Chaffee crew a few tricks with their ride
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>>33850227
>> Boast
We're doing alright Orly
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>>33850227
>> Boast
>Want to have a match sometime this week?

Wendy is trying for payback of some kind
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>>33850227
> Boast

>I think Wendy is really pumped for a possible rematch with you. She's actually right here now.
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>>33850227
> Boast
>>
>>33850227
> Boast
> Wendy misses you, you know. We have videos of her pulling a scout car through the snow to prove she's just as good as you.
Trollin'
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>>33850227
> Boast
>Want to have a match sometime this week?
>>
> Boast

“Doing fine, doing fine! Just about to kick my good rival’s ass here actually.” Ace laughs further, giving you a punch on the arm in respect. “Anyway, just calling to check in, and see if you had some time for a practice match or something.”

“Ah, a show match? I will have to check schedule, see if we can book location. I will call tomorrow if such thing is possible.”

“Alright, good, good. Also, one more thing. Wendy’s been really pumped up about you lately. Apparently she might want a rematch after what you did with her?”

“Ah, the krasavitsa lapochka wants to see me again? You are making me blush, kotyonok! She sounds like she is… how you say… bruising for cruising!”

“It’s cruising for a bruising.”

“That sounds better. I look forward to seeing you though, I will see if such thing is possible, da? Do svidanya!”

With that, she hangs up.

> Start the Duel
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
>>
>>33850518
>Start the Duel
Let's get it on!
>>
>>33850518
>> Start the Duel
Don't die Schteel
>>
>>33850518
> Start the Duel
Let's rock!
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>>33850518
> Start the Duel
>>
>>33850518
>IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL
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> Start the Duel

Your crews watch from the sidelines behind the safety of their tanks as Cupid and the Marauder go to opposite ends of the field. Miss Ashley Ursula Lutz is your judge for today as she stands atop her Panzer I, spying you both from her binoculars.

You stand unbuttoned in the turret cupola, observing Ace in her Chaffee. The both of you are only 500 meters apart. In short, both of you can get a penetrating hit. It was all in who could outmaneuver the other.

Kitten says, “She’s going to kill us, isn’t she?”

You smile, pressing on your throatmic. “Kitten, have some faith. We can do this. Alright, button up and let’s go.” You grab the hatch and pull it closed as you button up.

Time to start the march. Miss Lutz fires off the signal flare, beginning the duel.

You observe through the periscope. The Marauder is charging forward at you.

> CP: 157
> FOCUSED SHOT: -20 CP
> Execute a Tactical Maneuver (Specify)
> Charge Forward
> Remain where you are
> Write in
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>>33850767
>> FOCUSED SHOT: -20 CP
The gun.
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>>33850767
>> FOCUSED SHOT: -20 CP
Tracks

Deploy Smoke Charges
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>>33850792
>>33850799
Can't you just put a round through the Glacis,
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>>33850767
> Deploy smoke
> Sidewinder (-1 CP)
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>>33850767
>FOCUSED SHOT: -20 CP
Hit the gun, they'll be an easy target after that.
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>>33850767
This here >>33850799 except go for a kill
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>>33850861
We could but the Chaffee is more maneuverable
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>>33851002
But you're using focused shot to take out non-critical systems, when you could end the match immediately.
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> FOCUSED SHOT: -20 CP

“Nancy, take their gun!”

Nancy grits her teeth, pressing her eyes against the sights as she slowly brings the gun to bear. The Chaffee fires, the tracer getting bigger and bigger as it bounces and grazes your turret cheek. The tank rumbles. “Fire when ready!” you say.

With a press of the trigger, the shot flies and plants itself right on Ace’s mantlet. The round shatters and explodes.

> WEAPONRY KILL: M24 Chaffee “Marauder” (ELITE)

“Nice shot!” says Lisa.

The Chaffee however continues on with a smoking gun barrel, drifting to the right.

> CP: 137
> FOCUSED SHOT: -20 CP
> Execute a Tactical Maneuver (Specify)
> Charge Forward
> Remain where you are
> Write in
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>>33851030
And then we don't actually learn anything from this. Let's at least try to have a proper battle since nothing's on the line.
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>>33851041
>Charge Forward
While they're weaponless, let's pour it on!
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>>33851041
Shoot at it with the 76mm gun.

Also man the M2 Browning, see if it can penetrate the thin side armor of the Chaffee
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>>33851041
>Execute a Tactical Maneuver (Specify)
Nishizumi hook!
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>>33851080
Isn't that like 10-15 CP? Let's not blow through all of our CP in a practice match if we can help it.
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>>33851041
> Write in
Move up, not too fast, reload and assess for best shot.
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>>33851051
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>>33851041
>>33851072
>>33851079
I guess this
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>>33851041
> Write in
Get in motion. Pour in the fire with the.30 cals to try to dial down on them.

Remain in stand-off range. It's be embarrassing if we get KO'd from getting rammed.
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>>33851147
Why not the .50 Call as well?
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>>33851163
That requires a crew member to unbutton from the tank.

I'm not willing to risk it if it's just for cherry tapping bragging rights.
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>>33851197
What's the risk in it?

We disabled their main gun and the .50 has more stopping power
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>>33851223
>forgetting that the Chaffee has its own .30 cals
We're done here.
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> Charge Forward

“Lisa, all ahead!”

Cupid starts forward, beginning to close the distance with the Marauder. Then, the Marauder flicks leftwards, blasting snow up. It speeds past, cheating the traverse of the turret. Even Kitten and Ramirez can’t chase with the .30s. It slides around, blasting up more snow as it starts making a run at you.

“It’s coming around!” says Nancy.

> M24 Chaffee “Marauder” (ELITE) IS ATTEMPTING THE HONORABLE APPROACH

“Lisa! Full speed! Now!”

The pedal meets the metal. Cupid charges forward and the Marauder scrapes the engine block, barely.

“That was close!” you say. “It’s time we finish this!”

> CP: 137
> FOCUSED SHOT: -20 CP
> Execute a Tactical Maneuver (Specify)
> Blast them
> Pull back and consolidate
> Write in
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>>33851268
But we're in a medium M4A1 Sherman tank. .30 won't do much also, the .50 might have a chance at penetrating the Chaffee's armor in the side and rear is she gets close
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>>33851276
So it's somewhere behind us now? And we still have forward momentum.

> Bootlegger’s Turn (2 CP)
> Blast them
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>>33851276
>Execute a Tactical Maneuver (Bootlegger's Turn)
>> Blast them
Let's finish this.
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>>33851276
> Blast them
If we have an easy shot.
If we don't then
> Pop Smoke
> Pull back and consolidate
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>>33851292
Look at the words "crew member" and "unbutton" if you're following the post chain.
I'll give you a minute to let that sink in.
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>>33851276
>>33851321
Yeah, do this.

I can't seem to be motivated by this duel
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>>33851396
Yes and? The Sizes of the M4A1 and the Chaffee are different so even unbutton the .30 of the Chaffee won't hit unless they deliberately aim at the unbutton crew member, which I doubt Ace will do.

Also Ace knows the .30 on her Chaffee is useless against our Medium tank and is trying to ram us
>>
> Execute a Tactical Maneuver (Bootlegger’s Turn)
> Blast them

“Lisa! Bring us around!”

Lisa signals for Kitten to assist in her in the driving, then starts working the clutch and the pedals. You all brace as Lisa swings Cupid around on the soft snow in full forward momentum. You can almost feel the thing start to tip over before it settles, now going full reverse. The Bootlegger’s turn.

> - 2 CP

“Alright, Nancy! Do you have a shot?”

Nancy nods. “Yep! We’ve got them!”

“Fire!”

The shot plants itself in the side of the Chaffee, popping the engine and the white flag.

> KO: M24 Chaffee “Marauder” (ELITE)
> KILL CREDITED TO: TEAM JACKDAW

“Whoo!” You all cheer and shout, high fives going all around. You just beat Ace Levy. Took you about four months but you did it.





Lunch is assembled in the Hangar of the Tankery HQ as Ace starts writing down theorems and tactics on the whiteboard. You all discuss things here and there, chatting in excitement. Lisa says, “That was surprisingly easy.”

Ace looks back, “Well, if your gunner hadn’t knocked our gun out, it wouldn’t have been.” She shoots her finger gun at Nancy, who blushes a bit in embarrassment. “Good job by the way! Not many gunners can get a weaponry kill like that. You should be proud!”

“Well…” Nancy rubs her arm a bit.

> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
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>>33851535
> Talk to Someone (Nancy)
Give Nancy an ego boost. I swear, she's almost like Betty in that regard.
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>>33851535
>Talk to Someone (Ace)
You've fought Ooari, got any particular advice?
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>>33851535
>> Talk to Someone (Betty and Ace)
Rather dull duel.

I think full blown matches are more interesting
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>>33851535
>Talk to Someone (Our Crew)
In honour of our victory, I propose we actually give our crew a name. Team Jackdaw (caw muthafucka)
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>>33851575
>Talk to Someone (Our Crew)
In honour of our victory, I propose we actually give our crew a name. Team Jackdaw (caw muthafucka)

>Seconded
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>>33851535
> Talk to Someone (Betty)
>Talk to Disney
>Talk to Ace.

Teach us. better be interesting
>>
>>33851535
>Talk to Someone (Ace)
Any hints or tips you can give us for the final?
>>
> Talk to Someone (Specify)

“So, Betty,” you say. “How are things? Was the guy you danced with a real gentleman?”

Betty nods, smiling. “Indeed he was! A real gentleman! He even walked me home and gave me a kiss on the hand like they do in those movies. It was amazing!”

“I’m glad!” you say. “If you were a little more assertive, you could do that for yourself!”

“Oh, don’t remind me,” says Betty.

Ace clears her throat. “Right, if you’re all done talking. Let’s get down to the business of learning. First thing’s first. Y’all are going to learn how to understand the inner workings of your tanks. Let’s get down to it, shall we?” She points to her M24 Chaffee on the board. “The M24 Chaffee, very good light tank, pretty decent in most situations. In the hands of a good crew, unstoppable. But we make the magic happen not because of fundamentals, we make it because we can expand on them fundamentals, yeah?”

Cathy raises her hand. “So how do we expand on ‘them fundamentals?’”

“Simple,” says Ace. “I’ll be showing you.”





It’s 5 O’Clock in the afternoon by the time Ace is done. You’re all bit tired, hungry, and a little sad. But nobody seems particularly heartbroken by anything. They certainly look to know a bit more.

> + 30 CP

“Alright!” says Ace. “Good lesson, y’all! I look forward to seeing y’all kick ass in the tournament, okay?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in
>>
>>33851872
> Boast
We'll win it for sure
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>>33851872
I thought we'll be getting more CP? Is that three lessons's worth?
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> Boast
Hell yeah!
> Write in
Proposal of naming the team
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>>33851872
>Boast
We won't let you down!
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>>33851872
> Boast
Thank Amanda for the lesson, wish her well, and hope that she'll be able to watch the Finals on-site too.
>>
> Boast

You take Ace’s hand and shake it vigorously. “Thanks for the help, Ace. Sorry about the curb-stomp, yeah?”

Ace laughs. “You certainly showed me a mouthful I give you that. Tell you what, when I can, we’ll see if you match up as a Tank Commander, okay?” With that, she signals for her crew to follow her and leave. “And hey, give ‘em hell for me, alright?”

You nod, waving. “Yeah!”

With that, Ace and Company mount a jeep, then leave, your Tank Transporter following behind with their crippled M24 Chaffee.

You sigh, you look as your crews start dispersing. Nancy has already told them about the practice with Black Forest Peak tomorrow. That should be fun! Ah, who are you kidding, it’s probably going to suck tremendously but you’ll learn so much.

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other
>>
>>33852070
>> Head Somewhere (Junior side quest)
>> Talk to Someone (Disney)
>>
>>33852070
> Call Someone (Rochelle: Feeling better?)
> Talk to Irish Brigade (Feel better about public speaking?)
>>
>>33852070
Not much to be done now, since we're on page 10.

> Talk to Someone (Team Disney)
We never did ask what feedback they received from making that Tankery Safety video that Lisa helped with to promote for sponsors.
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>>33852070

This >>33852095

Also our team about namings?
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>>33852070
>> Head Somewhere (Junior's Loyalty Quest)
>> Talk to Someone (Disney)
>Consult the shop (Sell Ordinance package)
>> Consult the Shop (Specify)
>>
>>33852070

>>33852095
That.
>>
> Head Somewhere
> Talk to Someone (Team Disney)

“Hey, Barbera. How have you guys been doing? Don’t think I’ve talked to you guys in quite a while.”

Willie Hanna says, “Well, we’ve been a bit busy helping Lisa get things together for a presentation for some corporate bigwigs. Lisa’s still in talks with them last I hear.”

“Really?” you say. “Ain’t that a thing. Kinda feel sorry for her, she’s been at this for weeks now.”

“She’s a determined one,” says Barbera. “Anyway, we ought to get going.”

You nod. “Alright. I mean, if there’s anything you need me for, I’m here.”

“Well, if the Anime Club is acting up again, we’ll call you,” says Hanna. With that, the Animation Club waves goodbye and leaves you.

With that, you decide to follow Betty. “Oh, Gertrude. Need something?”

“Just wanted to spend some time with you,” you say. “Where are you headed?”

Betty says, “My dorm. I was going to cook some dinner.” She snaps her finger, smiling. “Do you cook, Gertrude?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in
>>
Two important questions

1-Are we Archived?

2-Will there be a part 2 tonight?
>>
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>>33852337
> Boast
Do I cook? Brace your mouth, woman! Here it comes!

Or perhaps something more reserved?
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>>33852337
>> Boast
I read a cookbook twice
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>>33852337
> Boast
>>
>>33852337
>Boast
Had you asked me a few months ago, I would have said no, but now? Prepare to be amazed!
>>
Huh> So only 30 CP and 6EXP for our duel with ace....

Anyone else thinks that this is worth it?
>>
>>33852337
> Boast
Betty's cooking will probably knock Trudy's down by a peg or two.

>>33852353
1. It's up.
2. Not likely.
>>
> Boast

You smile at her. “Well, I don’t mean to brag but I think that gourmet cookers like Gordon Ramsay and that guy from Ratatouille would be amazed at my skills, Betty!”

Betty giggles a bit. “Tell you what, I’ll cook you up a bit of good old Midwestern diet. We can talk shop about, you can teach me how to confident, assertive, and uh…” She scratches her chin. “What’s the word I’m looking for?”

“Brave? Encouraged? Um…” You shrug. “Fuck if I know.”

“Well, irregardless!” says Betty. “Come on, you ain’t seen nothing yet, Gertrude.”

Hmph. If you had any idea of Betty’s cooking, maybe you wouldn’t have bothered learning how to cook. You would have just hired her as a chef maybe.

> END DAY
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>>33852535
>> END DAY
Tired Schteel?
>>
>>33852535
I'm sorry for ending this fairly early (even though I did technically start at 2 PM. We've only lost at most 30 minutes.) However, I am tired. I'm just fucking tired. I'm cancelling tomorrow's and the weekend's thread.

I deeply apologize, but I'm burning out and I need to rest. I wanted to try and get this done before the semester started but then I'd be sacrificing quality. Again, I apologize and I hope I haven't disappointed you. I will update twitter for further details.

Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteel
Ask at:
ask.fm/GermanSchteel

I'll see you next time.
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>>33852535
Hooray! Fun times Questmeister. Really am glad we got the Ball in.
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>>33852583
It's cool, boss. Take as much time as you need.
>>
>>33852583
No worries Schteel! Get rest, and take a little hiatus if you need, just come back to us sometime, alright?
>>
>>33852583
Don't worry about it Schteel, no thread is better than a shit thread, especially since we're nearing the end, just don't drop it right at the end

But as always, great thread. I'll see you next time
>>
>irregardless

Oh god it's spreading.
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>>33852625
Told you Nancy and Betty are in the same wavelength.
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>>33852583
Not disappointed. Quality is not based on ramming it through. You've been good for a long time. I'm happy to have less frequency if it means keeping the quality up to the end.

Just give us a few days notice on Twitter that you're going to run so we can call in sick.
>>
>>33852583
I am disappointed but I won't hold it against you.

Just get some rest
>>
>>33852583
Thanks for the thread! Take a break and look after yourself, it's fine.



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