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>>33821963
> LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Claustrophobia Ends!

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>>33821963
> Just lie there.

>>33821963
>> Try and stealthily get your arms free.

>>33821963
> Just lie there.

>>33821963
>> LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Can't pin the Pool!

>>33821963
>Just lie there

Is Fairless naked? This will be a great moment to make it official to the crew.

>>33821963
> LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Sho ga nai

>>33821963
> Fuck it, roll Kitten in between us and Bernadette and snuggle the shit out of both of them. We don't have to go to school anyways.

>>33821963
> Just lie there.

>>33822042

I am unsure if that is a good idea or not

>>33822042
Even better: Trude went to sleep wearing only a towel.

>>33821963
Can we grab phone or something? If not
> Just lie there.

>>33822014
We only have three days left for conventional conversions. I pulled some research and this is what I found that could be used.

Strumpanzer IV: Same Chassis as the Panzer IV Ausf H, slightly shorter superstructure for smaller profile, and it comes equipped with with an MG-34 Machine gun on the hull and on top of the tank.

Stug III F/8: Based on the Panzer III Ausf J//L model, Increased rear armor, might have side-skirts for increased protections on the sides.

T-34/57 Model 1943: Adds a three man turret to improve efficiency and better optics

T-34/85 Model 1945: Better electronics for turret, Increased Commander's cupola for view, and smoke dispensers

We can choose any variation of the three but these are the most notable and still maybe have enough money to spare to buy an improved engine or two

Also besides the date/dance I recommend to finish/start on Irish brigade quest and hope to find more loyalty while we're at it. We have a week to finish 5 side-quests let's use the time wisely

>>33822081
Then its definitely the right thing to do

>>33822115
Panzer IV Ausf H: Increased or better armor manufacturing, Side-skirts, A new transmission and radio, better air filters, and anti-magnetic paste,and a duel MG-34 anti-air machine gun, though slight speed decrease.

>>33821963
> Just lie there.

>>33822081
Excel Anon, can you pull up your sheet because I do not recall who need improved armor since we can afford 1 or 2 more engines.

Also after the refund from the M4A1 we also have 5,500 dollar increase as well since German reconned the sales to include the third extra gun

> Just lie there.

As much you hate to leave someone hanging, you’re not exactly going anywhere. The knocks at the door come again, a bit louder this time. You sigh, then shut your eyes. Maybe you’ll fall asleep and find yourself dreaming of flying in formation with-

“Ugh…” Kitten throws her arm around you, then presses her cheek against yours sleepily. D’oh you cute little thing you, if you weren’t already tied down you’d show her something. “Someone get the door…” she grumbles.

You smile at her, even knowing she can’t see it. “Well, you know. I would but you’re… on top of me, Kitten. Same goes with Bernadette.”

“Who gives a fuuuuck…”

The door opens up. Oh boy. And in walks Nancy, clad in a coat and her school uniform along with a Freshman wearing an armband signifying her as part of the Red Ball Courier Services. Hm, they must have reopened. “… and I must say, Gertrude is usually up at this hour,” says Nancy as they walk in. They pause as they find that you’re tangled in partially naked girls. “Oh, good morning, Gertrude. I hope we aren’t disturbing you!” She smiles at you.

“How did you get in here?” you ask.

Nancy holds up a key. “We all have master keys, don’t you remember?”

… You actually don’t.

The Courier blushes a little as she walks up to you, then hands you a letter. “Red Ball Couriers, letter from Captain J.V. Dubois, US Army Armor School.”

> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”
> Rise up and start preparing for the day
> Write in

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>>33822115

All of these are upgrades whose cost have already been factored into the upgrade budget since they're kind of no brainer ones.

Of those, lower priority would be the T-34s, unlike the others which have some rather substantial changes.

I have yet to hear from schteel about the clarification of the instant elite so for the time being, I will assume that we can only do one and even if offered the choice to instant elite a few, I would highly recommend we only do one or at the very most, 2. We need the CP to counter any stunts miho or Orly will throw at us and to use the instant crit of our sherman's gun.

>>33822351
> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”

>>33822351
>> Rise up and start preparing for the day
Might as well

>>33822351
> Rise up and start preparing for the day

Kitten has approved of risings.

>>33822351
> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”
> "Sorry about the mess."

>>33822351
>> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”

>>33822359
Actually the Strumpanzer IV is the least priority but I'm only mentioning because people want to show Erika a fully formed strumpanzer.

Also we took out the M4A3 out of the budget?

Also German confirmed that we can do multiple instant elite, and that Ace's "training" covers 3 full training practices and the CP equivalent of that as well

>>33822267
>sales to include the third extra gun
Are just gonna keep on insisting this to scrounge every little bit of money?

It's been explained multiple times (both in the past threads and the ask.fm) that there isn't a 3rd gun, otherwise we'd keep a ton of other guns from the earlier tank upgrades.
Just drop it already, it's getting annoying.

Relevant link, btw.
http://ask.fm/GermanSchteel/answer/116699167760

>>33822351
>“Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”

>>33822351
>> Rise up and start preparing for the day


We have shit to do, side-quests to pick up. We literally have a week to all five of them

>>33822351
>> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”

>>33822351
> Rise up and start preparing for the day
Good thing Nancy doesn't misconstrue things. Or even if she does think about it, she has the decency to keep it to herself.

>>33822351
>“Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”
Nancy I am too decadent for reading, do it for me.

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>>33822267

Sure.

The situation and shop pastebins still reflect the original cash we have and i've yet to hear any clarification on the matter of the 3rd gun.

>>33822359

I've just clarified with schteel that we can instant elite as many as we have CP for.

I will still stand by my advisement of limiting of eliting crews due to the pressing need to use CP in the finals to ensure our win.

>>33822449

Redone superstructure and lower profile are big plusses in combat.

We did, since we reversed the M4A3 purchase the previous time, no sense in trying it again.

----------

Just a general note to the thread, the last tank Mr Mishka was working for is ready today. That means the tank shop is currently not working on any projects.

Please give the shop a call to schedule some upgrades, any upgrades. We can't afford to lose upgrade days at this stage right now.

Personally I'm just finished rush painting 20 guardsmen, a commissar and a leman russ in one night, its 3.30am and ive got an apoc battle in about 6 hours so I'm just gonna go collapse in a heap now.

I'll see you guys in tomorrow's thread.

>>33822472

There was, and German himself mention he reconned it on the same ask.fm

>>33822578
Thanks for all the hard work Excel Anon
Good luck

> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”

You nod to the end table by the end of the bed. “Just drop it there please, thank you.”

The Courier is quick to simply drop it on the table, then salutes and holds out her hand.

… Oh, right. A tip. “Um, Nancy, would you mind?”

Nancy rifles your wallet from your skirt pocket then takes out a few dollars and hands it to the Courier. She smiles and nods, then marches out of the room. Smart girl. At least she didn’t comment on the fact that you’re piled on by two nubile young women of varying legal ages. Oh well. “Nancy, how are you doing?”

Nancy smiles. “Oh, I’m doing fine, Gertrude! I was actually about to head out to the Old Folks Home with Elouise and visit her grandmother.” Oh right, Grandma Buchalter. Turns out she was right on the money. “Anyway, I’ll leave you with Kitten and Bernadette.” She happily skips out of your dorm.

At least she didn’t imply nothing. Bernadette sleepily rolls off your arm. Yes! Finally! You move to sit up, only for Kitten to grab onto your arm. “Come on… Trudy… Just a little longer.”

> “I have things to do, Kitten.”
> “Fine, a little longer.”
> Write in

>>33822626
>> “I have things to do, Kitten.”

>>33822626
> “I have things to do, Kitten.”
Give her a kiss on the forehead as an apology though

>>33822626
>“I have things to do, Kitten.”
Things other than you.

>>33822626
>> “I have things to do, Kitten.”

>>33822626
> "Kitten please, don't you want to start the day properly instead of lounging in bed all afternoon?"
> "Tell you what, if you let me go I'll make you breakfast."

>>33822626
> "I have things to do, Kitten."
> Roll her next to Bernadette so she has someone to snuggle and give hickies.

>>33822626
>Write in
You just said you don't give a fuck.
[while pinching cheek]

Rise and activate coffee! With milk and honey and love!

>>33822578
He mentioned in Ask.Fm that there was a third gun and retconned it.

I think the T-34/57 model 1943 is better due to the three man turret then the lower superstructure but that is my opinion..

Also I think we can afford more then just 2, we can spare maybe 3-5 at least due to Ace and we still have the CP gained from Maho's and the last two matches

>>33822683
This'll work just fine.

>>33822626
>>33822667
>>33822683
Sure.

>>33822626
> “I have things to do, Kitten.”
Tickle her awake for maximum effect.

There's also the Ooarai and Kursk match happening today, if I remember correctly.

>>33822626
> “Fine, a little longer.”
The other option sounds terrifying.

>>33822626
>> “I have things to do, Kitten.”
>>33822578
So what three tanks you want to upgrade

> “I have things to do, Kitten.”

You gently wrestle yourself from her grasp. “I have a few things to get done today, Kitten. Sorry.” You kiss her on the forehead, and she simply pouts as she grips the sheets in disappointment. “Tell you what, Bernadette here will be your teddy bear for the morning,” you say as you rise up.

Kitten quickly scoots up into the gap and hugs Bernadette from behind. “… get off,” Bernadette growls.

Kitten tightens her grip, burying her face into the back of Bernadette’s neck. “No.”

Bernadette, pointedly, does not do anything. “Damn it.”

But regardless. It’s time to get things done! You stand proud, only for your towel to fall around to your feet. Oh, right.

…

TIME TO GET DRESSED, THEN GET THINGS DONE.

> Embark on a Subquest (Specify)
> Don’t get things done today, time to relax
> Open up the letter
> Write in

>>33822830
>> Open up the letter
>Also Food

>>33822830
>> Embark on a Subquest (Irish Brigade)
> Open up the letter

>>33822830
> Open up the letter
first things first.

>>33822830
> Open up the letter

>>33822830
>Cook breakfast
Then
>Open up the letter

>>33822830
> Open the letter

>>33822830
>> Open up the letter

>>33822830
>> Embark on a Subquest (Pinkertons)

>>33822830
Supporting >>33822881

Food first. Then face doom on a full stomach.

>>33822830
> Open up the letter
> Embark on a Subquest
I'd rather try to unlock the Juniors' or the Animation Club's first to anticipate the deadline for theirs easier.
Invite them over to the Gutierrez parlor/barbershop to look pretty before the Ball.

Alas, the Engineers might require a day in their shoes like with the Merchants, so I'm not shooting for those now.

>>33822830
> Embark on a Subquest (Irish Brigade)
> Open up the letter

>>33822900
>>33822954
The Irish brigade needs help apologizing for all the shit they've done right?

We could probably set up some assembly at school, have them make a public apology in front of everyone

>>33822830
>> Open up the letter
>> Write in
Call the shop
Schedule upgrades.
Panzer IV Ausf. H
Sturmpanzer IV S4

Make use of today's day. and not just call the shop late at night and waste the day away.

>>33822998
We still have an another day to put in a upgrade.

I recommend the T-34/57/

Also use token gained from Senior Quest to buy ordinance package

>>33822992
True but let's set it up anyway instead of later also looking for other side-quests

>>33823050
Sure it would give them time to write something up instead of winging it like Trudy does

>>33822830
> Open up the letter

>>33822992
My recommendation is taking them to some of the larger groups or organizations that they offended and apologize to them first before making a public statement, so that there's at least some sort of perception of them being serious about turning a new leaf.

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> Open up the letter
> Embark on a Subquest (Faugh a ballagh)

Once you button up your blouse and just throw on a spare miniskirt you had lying around, you pick up the letter and open it up. Sealed, with the logo of the Armor School as a stamp. Fancy shit. Maybe you should get a letter opener. Hello, gov’na! Would you mind getting me my letter opener? Ah… you ain’t civilized. You open up the letter.


Dear Gertrude Pool,

If you remember me, I’m Captain Jeanette V. Dubois, instructor of the US Army Armor School. I have to say, the initial month of helping you all prepare for the tournament appears to have paid off, brilliantly in fact. You display the martial prowess that many of my trainees lack, even with years of Tankery experience under their belts. I have been following your matches closely, and they keep me on the edge of my seat every time.

I must say, Gertrude. You have the makings of a fine professional Tanker in you. I would be proud if you were to join the Army, maybe come into the Armor School. Alas, I am no recruiter. That is for you to decide.

I will be watching the finals with all due anticipation. Regardless of the outcome, you have far exceeded my expectations of you. I trust you will make it a fun and exciting match. Remember however, Tankery is not just about the tanks, it’s about the women who crew them. Patience, self-discipline, courage, and leadership.

I must sound like a Marine now, so I will stop writing. Good luck, bon chance, viel glucke, or whatever you prefer.

Sincerely
Captain Jeanette V. Dubois, US Army Armor School Instructor

>>33823203
[2/2]

Hmph. You smile at that. You’d almost forgotten about her actually. You hope she’s doing well these days. Maybe she’ll come visit one day, you’d like that.

But anyway, you decide to get yourself a quick breakfast out of the way with an apple and a glass of milk. You put on your coat and head out of the dorm.

Now what? You figure the Hall Monitors should be somewhere.

> Junior Dorms
> Hall Monitor Station
> Freshmen Dorms
> Write in

>>33823203
Well that was nice.

>>33823218
>> Junior Dorms

>>33823218
>Hall Monitor Station

Irish quest go!

>>33823203

Holy.

>>33823218
>> Hall Monitor Station

>>33823218
> Freshmen Dorms
Let's go burst in on some lesbians.

Also, ROTC isn't a bad idea, if Trude wants to continue with tanks. Though, I'll have to suppress my distaste for ROTC officers for a bit...

>>33823218
> Hall Monitor Station

Hey, getting a job in the Army Armor School isn't a bad gig.

>>33823203
>People recruiting Trudy
She come a long way after all

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>>33823167

So no public flogging then? Shame really.

Regardless, you have a point anon. I'd say they need that and more! Something to turn their PR around, the proletarians need to see some form of punishment towards their wrong doers. 'community support' work sounds appropriate.

>>33823218

What a nice lady.

>Hall Monitors

>>33823218
> Junior Dorms
>Consult Shop
Strumpanzer Series IV: 3000
Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500
Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token)
Stug III F/8: 4500
Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8

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>>33823218
> Hall Monitor Station
Time to schedule a public apology.
Or personal visits to everyone the Irish picked a bone with.
Or improve their image by taking the Film Making Club with us and recording all the good the Hall Monitors are doing now.

>>33823276
> So no public flogging then? Shame really.
I have enough spanking stories I need to write, I really don't need anymore ideas.

>>33823276
Nubile young girls of varying legal ages (tm) can't go around whipping each other, anon.

Think of the scandal!

>>33823333
Yes, nubile young girls should be tied up and blindfolded after their secrets have been revealed
Public-Use Trudy when?

>>33823353
When I stop being lazy, jeez. Though I am rapidly running out of time...

>>33823353
When we lose the finals, of course.

How else are we gonna work up the money to save the school?

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>>33823332

SPANKING FOR THE SPANK GOD

>>33823333

>implying it wouldn't be worth the scandal
>you will never preform a public flogging on nubile young girls of varying legal ages (tm)

Why even live?

>>33823427
>you will never preform a public flogging on nubile young girls of varying legal ages (tm)

Well, I could. I'd just get arrested and then raped and murdered (not necessarily in that order) in prison.

worth it.

> Hall Monitor Station

You arrive at the Hall Monitor Station. The place is relatively quiet, owing to the fact that it is indeed the weekend. Most are probably already out getting their dates or dresses together for the Winter Ball tonight. The only people you see are the occasional Hall Monitor on the short end of the stick walking around with papers or the receptionists.

“Excuse me.” You walk up to the Reception desk, where a freshman mans the computers and the phones. “Do you know where I can find Alana Pinkerton?”

She points down the hall. “Down there.”

…

…

“Okay, okay.” O’Bannon and Pinkerton are in their office, full of towering stacks of papers covered in red ink and black font script. Their uniforms are a bit disheveled, O’Bannon in particular has dropped her blazer and has rolled up her sleeve and tossed back her hair in a messy ponytail as she paces the room. Pinkerton meanwhile sits at a typewriter. “How about… we apologize deeply?”

Pinkerton says, “That ain’t going to work.”

O’Bannon hufss, spitting her gum out. “Well I don’t see you coming up with any fecking better ideas you Glaswegian cow.” Pinkerton glares at her, to which O’Bannon quickly shrugs in apology. “Just saying.”

You walk in through the door. “Hey girls, what’s up?”

“Trying to come up with a way to apologize,” says Pinkerton. “Came up with just photocopying letters over and over again and distributing them. Think that’d be good?”

> “Sure.”
> “You’re thinking too small.”
> “What did you have in mind?”
> Write in

>>33823489
>> “You’re thinking too small.”
Also that's really impersonal, you have to show everyone you mean it

>>33823489
>Write in
What other ideas did you have?

Just in case there was a better one in there. I'm not fond of the photocopied letter, unless every one is hand signed by then offenders.

>>33821963
Sleeping with two girls before the first date?
Slut.

>>33823489
> “You’re thinking too small.”
Not to mention it's time consuming, material intensive and totally insincere.

>>33823489
>> “You’re thinking too small.”
But
>> “What did you have in mind?”

>>33823489
>> “You’re thinking too small.”
We should set up a public apology like that one anon suggested

>>33823489
> "People would be kind of pissed off if you sent them a generic letter saying that you're sorry. It's too impersonal and feels like you're not honest about it. You should instead find a way to apologize to people in a more personal way: it'll take longer and it's harder to do, but in the end I think everyone would be happier."

>>33823479

>into the FBI blacklist you go

I agree

>>33823489

> “You’re thinking too small.”
> How I would actually say it"That's feckin shite. Yous should be doing a public apology and community service, yeh hear?"

>>33823591
> implying I wasn't on that list already.

>>33823591
They've already done the community service, and they also got demoted to the point that a Freshman is their boss.

Also, unrelated:
> “Well I don’t see you coming up with any fecking better ideas you Glaswegian cow.”
I thought Pinkerton's from Boston.

>>33823628
What if that's their secret? That none of them are actually Irish?

>>33823671
They are 'scottish' and 'irish' in the way that all yanks are some other nationality because their great grand-parent once got arrested there.

>>33823671
Boston is still Irish Lite. Half of the calories and none of the taste. I really shouldn't be saying that since I'm moving there in two weeks.

>>33823620

>implying we're not all on that list

>>33823628
>>33823671

They're 'irish-americans' (I say this as I type in Eire lol) and O’Bannon implying that Pinkerton is a scot as a form of insult.

>>33823702
> using Scot as an insult
> not using English

I KNEW they weren't really Irish.

>>33823702
I think Pinkerton is actually scot-american.

> “You’re thinking too small.”

You cross your arms. “Pinkerton. You’re thinking too small.”

O’Bannon grins. “That’s right, Pinkie Pie!” Pinkerton glares massively at her. “I told you this letter thing was a bit small anyway.”

“This was your idea-“

“Anyway!” says O’Bannon. “Let’s not keep making a hames of this I reckon.”

Pinkerton sighs, sliding the typewriter away. “Fine. What ELSE did you have in mind, Irene?”

“Well…” O’Bannon scratches her chin. “How about we do a comedy routine?”

“I do comedy like C.R.A.S.H. does an unbiased search of a black man’s car,” says Pinkerton. “Keep thinking you fucking degenerate.”

> “How about a public address?”
> “You could go door to door.”
> “Comedy routine might not be so bad.”
> Write in

>>33823801
> “How about a public address?”
Comedy routine? Really?

>>33823801
>> “How about a public address?”
>> “You could go door to door.”
Do both, they were corrupt enough to warrant multiple apology methods.

>>33823801
>“How about a public address?”
This seems like the best way to reach a large audience while projecting an air of regret.

>>33823801
>> “How about a public address?”
We want to show everyone you legitimately regret your actions

>>33823801
>> “How about a public address?”
>> “You could go door to door.”

These two sound fine

>>33823801
>“How about a public address?”
>“You could go door to door.”
Do both so as to really hammer it home.

>>33823763

Speaking with the Queen's English in Ireland is worst fate an Irishman can have.

>>33823787

Huh, I'll take your word for it as I can't be fused to check the archive.

>>33823801

> “How about a public address?”
>club support (they have to assist every school club for one week - one club per week)

>>33823801
>“How about a public address?”

Apologies are best done seriously. And bad faux-Irish comedy sounds like a terrible idea, even before trying to use it as an apology.

>>33823903
Is there enough time in the year left for that?

>>33823936
Not really, but if they get started on it to the point that they feel confident about their chances of making amends then it COULD count for completing the Loyalty mission.

>>33823903
We give as good as we get, though. Speak in a broad Irish accent in England and you'll get such a mild teasing you won't know what hit you.

>>33823936

Starting from next term then? They could announce it as a new initiative for they're department.

>>33823963

Anon, how do you think I caught Her Majesty accent?

>boarding school
>Not even once

>>33824017

*for their department

>>33824017
>boarding school

You poor bastard.

>>33824057

I'm not surprising that I'm a half-queer now.

>SAGE FOR BLOGSHIT

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>>33824017
One idea I can think of as atonement would be for them to don police mascot gear whenever they go out on patrol.

Dunno if this is the best or the worst idea I can come up with.

> “How about a public address?”

“You all think you could do some sort of public address or something?”

Pinkerton kicks her legs up onto the desk, twirling a pencil. “Hm. Might work. What do you think, Irene?”

O’Bannon huffs. “Pffft. Fecking fuck to that. I can’t do public speeches, you know that!”

“Alright, it’s settled then,” says Pinkerton. “On Monday, after school. We will do a public address to the LGA Student body.”

“ALANA!”

“You shouldn’t have mentioned that to my face, Irene,” says Pinkerton simply as she gently slides the typewriter back in place with her foot. “Tell you what, foot massage now and I’ll consider doing most of the talking for you.”

“But- but-“

You say, “Guys, come on. It should be an equal effort from both of you.”

Pinkerton says, “Well, if you know Irene, Gertrude, she’s not exactly good with dealing with public speaking. She gets so Irish that she shrinks to a foot tall and has a compulsion to hide her lucky fucking charms. Isn’t that right?”

“Stop bullying me!” Irene tugs on her own hair. “Ya fecking Freedom fighting fecking cunt-juicing snot-nosed grubbing bogtrotting bender-shagging…” She fumes, red in the cheeks, obviously trying to come up with a better insult. “… You’re an English cunt!”

“Oh, my virgin ears.”

> “Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”
> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
> Write in

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>>33824119
> “Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”
> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
Let's all help each other out here.

>>33824119
>> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”

>>33824108

>I'm not surprising

what the fuck brain?

>>33824119

> “Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”
> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
> "On the side you guys should consider a PR initiative in which you support a club every week - one club per week. Starting of course next term."

>>33824119
>> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”

>“Stop bullying me!” Irene tugs on her own hair. “Ya fecking Freedom fighting fecking cunt-juicing snot-nosed grubbing bogtrotting bender-shagging…” She fumes, red in the cheeks, obviously trying to come up with a better insult. “… You’re an English cunt!”
What a lovely young lady

>>33824119
> “Don’t worry, I can help you."
Oh my goodness this is adorable.

>>33824113
Fox ears and tail while on patrol?

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>>33824119
>“Don’t worry, I can help you.”

Quest flag is Go!

>>33824119
>> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
Trudy is super good at speeches

SO after this, Should we try to pick up Disney or Prinpick?

>>33824119
>> “Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”
>> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
Group effort ho!
Also O'Bannon a cutie. Pinkerton also a cutie.

>>33824188
Better to be called "Foxes" instead of "Pigs," I suppose.

>>33824119
>“Oh, my virgin ears.”
>“Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”
Totally read this as meaning Pinkerton could devirginize her ears

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> “We can both help you.”

“We can BOTH help,” you say, leaning a bit towards Pinkerton for emphasis. She shrugs as she starts typing something up. “Come on, O’Bannon, it shouldn’t be too hard. We can turn you from a stuttering wreck of a woman into Rob Roy in no time.”

O’Bannon scoffs. “Really. How?”

You scratch your chin. How?

…

…

You and Pinkerton sit in the Office. Irene stands before you, holding up a paper. Several other Hall Monitors sit behind you, having been saddled for the job of being the audience. These include Officers O’Hara, O’Brian, O’Keefe, O’Leary, O’Connor, Hall Monitor Chief O’Keer, O’Connell, and finally, Officer Murphy. They all sit around, shittalking each other or gossiping about the Winter Ball as Irene stands nervously.

“Right,” you say. “Best way to get public speaking through is to tackle it head on!”

Irene looks down at her paper, skeptical. “Fecking shite…” She looks at you. “Am I really reading through this?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

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>>33824349
And now I have a new fetish. Police Uniform Lesbian Schoolgirl Ear-licking.
Damnit anon, now I need ANOTHER shoebox.

>>33824413
>> Boast
Yeah you'll be great

>>33824413
>> Boast

>>33824413
>Boast
Hell yes! These are the most vocal, verbally abusive people on the ship! And you're tougher than that! If you can handle this, you can handle anything!

>>33824413
>Boast
dominate it!

>>33824413
That's a lot of O's

>>33824413

>BOAST LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER

>>33824501
O'really?

>>33824501
Poor Officer Murphy must feel so left out.

>>33824532
Maybe she has a harem of O's, though.

>>33824501

O's aren't that common in Ireland.

>>33824538
Harem O's. Part of a nutritious breakfast.

>>33824523
You mother fucker

>>33824546
because they all came to america

>>33824564
Imagine the prizes you'd get hidden in the box.

>>33824576

kek

>>33824592
Batteries not included?

>>33824564

>Served best with whisky

>>33824501
They can have a fight over who plays the main character in the stage production of The Story of O.

>>33823326
COPS is filmed on location with the Irish lesbians of law enforcement.

>>33824656
With that much breakfast, it needs a bathtub full of milk.

>>33824671
Well done.

> Boast

You smile at her. “Of course! I like Ike! It’s a good speech to read from I feel! Just give it a go, and if you get nervous.” You thumb back to all the Hall Monitors. “Imagine everyone in their underwear.”

“Oi!” Murphy stands up, laughing. “Ya don’t have to imagine my pants ya brasser-shagging cunt!” She turns and bends over, mooning her pretty white panties to Irene. The other Hall Monitors laugh and chortle. You roll your eyes as Irene stands there, not amused.

O’Keer yells, “Awright! Sit the fuck down, Murphy!” She slaps Murphy on the ass. Murphy yelps as she pulls her skirt down and sits, glaring at O’Keer. “Jaysus, does yer mother know ya fecking bare your camel and your cheeks to the world?”

O’Hara says, “Yeah, and you say you’re a right proper Officer? My arse!”

“Why am I being lectured by some newbie Freshie who can’t even keep it in bed with her lass?” says Murphy. O’Hara fumes, blushing intensely.

Oh. Were they-

“SHUT UP!” screams O’Hara.

“ALL OF YOUS, QUIET!” screams O’Keer back. The Hall Monitors all quieten down as O’Keer gestures to Irene. “Right, O’Bannon. Go.”

…

Irene looks down at her paper. “Um… Soldiers, sailors,” she slowly brings the paper over her face. “airmen of the…”

> Help her
> Let her speak
> Write in

>>33824699
>With that much breakfast, it needs a bathtub full of milk.
Milk covered nubile young Irish girls
Boner please, now isn't the time

>>33824729
You forgot the 'of varying legal ages' part.

>>33824722
>Help her
I have no idea what this will involve.

>>33824694
All suspects are guilty until proven innocent, in a court of lewd

>>33824722
>> Let her speak
Let her go on her own until she breaks down, then we go help

>>33824722
> Let her speak
A little bit more.

>>33824722
> Help her.
> "Don't hold the paper in front of your face, speak loudly and clearly. Look at the audience, but switch people you look at. Above all, fake confidence. "

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>>33824756

Anon, that's never been a problem here before.

>>33824769
>Let her go on her own until she breaks down
is this your fetish

>>33824722
>> Let her speak

>>33824799
It was more for the sake of completeness for the phrase. It's become something of a trademark of this quest.

>>33824804
It is, but it's not why I chose that option

>>33824722

>YOUS

I claim responsibility for the use of this word

>>33824818

Ah, I gotcha now.

>>33824722
>Let her speak

See how she does, then help.

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>>33824722
> Let her speak
> Write in (Call Orange Pekoe)

>>33824954

Do we even know Pekoe's number? If we want English support, we could always just ring Assam.

>>33824756
I consider that a bonus.

Ear-licking, Police Uniformed, Lesbian, Irish, Schoolgirl Harem in a Bathtub of Milk. (optionally served with wiskey)

Got it. That's on a shoebox. The USB drives will simply be labled "Box 87"

>>33825000
Or whatsherface from that one British school.

>>33825005
You can't have an Irish fetish

>>33825005
Unrelatedish, but that really WAS O'Hara that got caught in the shipping container? Our little spitfire's gotten so lewd.

>>33825005

QUEST WHEN?

>>33825042
Anything can be a fetish anon.
ANYTHING

>>33825045
Oh hey, I didn't catch that at first

>>33825045
They grow up so fast, anon.

>>33825068

Someone post those sceencaps from /v/ detailing that one Anon with a symmetrical tile fetish and the other Anon with an Ohio fetish.

>>33825124
I love this place.

> Let her speak

All the Hall Monitors slouch, or pull out their phones and goof off. O’Brian falls asleep on O’Hara’s shoulder, O’Hara being the only one even remotely paying attention that isn’t you or Pinkerton.

“You are about to embark upon the great crusade through which we have…” She squints a bit. “Strived these many months.” She speaks slowly and carefully. Not something you want for public speaking. There’s simply no emotion.

“Boring!” says O’Leary. A few of the Hall Monitors chuckle. Irene glares at her from behind the paper.

“The eyes of the world are upon you-“

O’Connell says, “They’re watching me shower? Fecking perverts the lot of them.”

Irene says, “Hey, O’Connell, shut the feck up!” The paper starts getting wrinkled as she gets angrier and angrier. “The hopes and prayers of liberty loving people everywhere march you-“

“They better be catholic.”

“OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!” Irene tears the paper in two, surprising you all. “I TELL YOU WHAT, IF YOU WANT ME TO READ A FUCKING SPEECH, I’LL GIVE YOU A FECKING SPEECH YOU MAGGOTY EEJIT! HERE GOES!

“Listen up! There’s a fecking eejit Nazi cunt in the krauthouse! You’re all are going out to put yer personal fecking shit on the line fer some fatass gambeen in the sticks what says ye all are going to fecking wreck his shit! Now this kraut cunt couldn’t shag a fecking ugly ass wagon to save his life and he’s only got one fucking bollock to share between all the fucking whores in Krautcuckooland! But he’s all-“ Irene starts goosestepping, nazi-saluting as she screams, “’HEIL, HEIL, RIGHT IN DA FECKING FUHRER’S FACE!’ But you know what!? Not anymore! You’re all going to fecking storm his beach, kick his fecking door down, and shove his bollocks into a fecking blender and make him scream so loud they’ll have to invent a new FECKING WORD FOR THE PAIN HE SUFFERED AND THE AGONY HE WRITHS IN TODAY!”

[1/2]

>>33825137
[2/2]

…

Irene looks around, blushing a little. “He’s a cunt is what I’m saying.”

> How do you respond?

>>33825137
MUH EYES
I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT RUDDY LANGUAGE

>>33825161
> "Well I'm wet, but how will that help you apologize?"
Joking, joking!

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>>33825161

>>33825161
I respond as to my original reaction. >>33825174

>>33825161
Somewhat crude but you do have enthusiasm. Maybe we need to work on your improv a little.

>>33825161
Slow clap?

"How about something, non-irish understands?"

>>33825161
Let's try that again, with Trudy's help this time

>>33825075
At this point I think the COPS show will be O'Keer trying to control all of the crazy Irish lesbians and being driven to drinking.

>>33825161
> "Jesus."
Jesus.
> > "Don't hold the paper in front of your face, speak loudly and clearly. Look at the audience, but switch people you look at. Above all, fake confidence. "

>>33825161
> *stage whisper* 'Something tells me Irene's not too crazy about Hitler'

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>>33825133
So do I anon, so do I.

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>>33825161
> How do you respond?
Maybe we should've started with "To the German Commander: NUTS!"
And then worked our way up from there?

>>33825161
>How do you respond?
WOW

>>33825137

>“They better be catholic.”

10/10

German pls you killed my sides

>>33825349
Such Irishness.

> How do you respond?

You whistle a bit. “Wow. Jesus. Um. Wow.”

Irene stands there, holding her hands behind her back and tiptoeing in place. “Um… yeah. That’s the speech.”

Clap. You look back to see O’Keer, stoic as ever, clapping and clapping. The other Hall Monitors join in, laughing. O’Leary says, “Jaysus, what a fecking hames that was.”

“Oh shut up, O’Leary,” says Irene as she tosses the scraps into a trashcan. “Face it, I’m not cut out for this.”

“Nonsense!” you say. “Speeches aren’t just about bombasticness like… that! It’s about building a rapport with your audience!” You gesture to the happy Hall Monitors. “You’ve certainly built a rapport with them!”

Murphy says, “You acting like a fucking bollix.”

“OI!” Irene marches up to Murphy, pointing at her. “DON’T YOU FECKING CALL ME A BOLLIX YOU GOBSHITE-SUCKING CUNT-SQUIRTING QUEEN-CHEWING GOON!”

Pinkerton says, “I think you’ve done enough here.” Irene and company start shittalking each other, blasting each other with harried insults and other sayings that you don’t quite understand. Your stomach does growl for lunch.

> “Yeah, I think you can handle this.”
> “Maybe I can do more with this.”
> Write in

>>33825495
> "Yeah, I think you can handle this.”
Trude has enough lesbians in her life.

>>33825495
>> “Maybe I can do more with this.”
She has the attitude but that type of speech won't cut it with a regular audience

>>33825456

I've always wondered where German learn his Irish slang and cultural understanding.

He's pretty authentic at re-creating very typical conversations.

>>33825495
> “Maybe I can do more with this.”
>Order lunch for everyone

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>>33825495
> “Yeah, I think you can handle this.”
Totally missing that Ooarai vs. Kursk match, guys.

>>33825495
>Write in
Jesus fucking CHRIST! What the hell is the matter with you people? You can't be fucking civil for 20 fucking seconds without spiraling into a fucking Irish stereotype! Do you have no language skills what so ever?
What!
The!
Fuck!

I vote the pressure has gotten to Gertrude and she snaps here and now. Blow of some steam and then storm out for food, stop at the door, look over her shoulder and snarl out "Are you coming or what?" with our best Bernadette face that brooks no compromise and no refusal.

>>33825495
It's already lunch time, shit.

>Consult the Shop
Strumpanzer Series IV: 3000
Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500
Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token)
Stug III F/8: 4500
Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8
=23000

We need to order this shit

>>33825579
I must admit, I'm just very enamored by Irish culture for some reason. Consider me an Ireboo.

Plus, I just look it up on the internet.

>>33825593

No anon, the stereotype is true. It is nothing but the cold sad fact of truth.

>>33825593
> Do you have no language skills what so ever?

Their mastery of the words 'Feck' and 'Cunt' know no equal.

>>33825495
>> “Maybe I can do more with this.”
Also this
>>33825612
Since we don't have anything on line today and everyday counts now

>>33825495
> “Maybe I can do more with this.”
We can help out a bit more

>>33825495
> “Maybe I can do more with this.”

>Consult the Shop
Strumpanzer Series IV: 3000
Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500
Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token)
Stug III F/8: 4500
Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8
=23000

We can' waste a day

>>33825495
>“Yeah, I think you can handle this.”
u got it gurl

>>33825624
That's truely horrifying.

> “Maybe I can do more with this.”

…

…

You all gather in the lounge, a simple room with a few couches, a TV with some gaming consoles, and a table for eating where you and O’Bannon hash things out. The rest of the Hall Monitors including Pinkerton watch the Ooarai versus Kursk Girls Boarding school match on the TV, shouting and tossing some popcorn at the screen occasionally.

“They call themselves Team Anglerfish apparently,” says O’Leary as she chews on some popcorn. “The fecking feck is an Anglerfish?”

O’Hara says, “O’Leary, you never watch Finding Nemo? You live under a damn rock you uncultured pillock?”

O’Brian says, “I think an Anglerfish is some kind of undersea hunter.”

“It’s a cunt is what it is,” says Murphy.

Meanwhile, you and O’Bannon continue to hash out her ability to speak. She says, “I’m just wondering- I mean, what if someone falls asleep or-“

“Just ignore it,” you say. “It’s not like it’s the end of the world. People fall asleep during speeches all the time. You have to consider all that you can and just keep going. Forget judgement and forget bullying, you’re the one who’s speaking. And that’s all the matters.”

“Ah…” She sighs. “I suppose.”

> Eat Lunch
> Watch the Match
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33825786
> Watch the Match
> Eat Lunch
> Consult the Shop

> IMPROVED ENGINES x5: 15,000
> -StuG III Ausf. F (ELITE)
> -T-34/85 1944 (ELITE)
> -Panzer IV Ausf. G
> -M36B1 Jackson
> -M4A4 Firefly

Adding parts take less time than conversions and contributes toward making future conversions cost less, which the StuG and Pz4 will eventually need.
For the T-34/85, Jackson and Firefly, it's to give them additional mobility and a faster turret traverse.

>>33825623
>Irish culture
That exists?

>>33825786
> Watch the Match
> Eat Lunch

In order of priority

>>33825786
> Eat Lunch
> Watch the Match
I'll leave tanks to people that know better than I do

>>33825786
>Eat Lunch
> Watch the Match
munchies und panzer

>>33825786
>> Eat Lunch
>> Watch the Match
Bet on Oorai.

>>33825786
>> Eat Lunch
>> Watch the Match
>> Consult the Shop (Specify)
Strumpanzer Series IV: 3000
Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500
Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token)
Stug III F/8: 4500
Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8
=23000

There is nothing on queue, for Saturday, Sunday and Monday. We need that time for upgrades

>>33825848
You want to fight Orly in our last match?

>>33825623

>German-sempai noticed me

Some words / and phrases for your vocab

>Flegs (flags - Irish people get very upstart with anything to do with flegs)
>Here yous (addressing / getting the attention of a group)
>Al'right? (Greeting / Goodbye)
>Aye (Agreeing / Acknowledging)
>Wee (This fucking word is used in every other sentence - describing everything and anything in regards to portion / size / time - basically the measurement of anything)
>Like fuck

Can't think of anymore atm

>>33825751

Indeed it is.

>>33825786

> Watch the Match
> Eat Lunch

>>33825810

pls no bully

Arse

>>33825871
Would you rather fight crazy magic bullshit, or the ones who beat it?

>>33825786
> Eat Lunch
> Watch the Match

Supporting this

>>33825612

>>33825871
It'd certainly be a twist. I mean it's been generally taken as a given that Ooarai would be our finals match

>>33824413
>Rob Roy
That one SEAL from Deadliest Warrior?

>>33825809
But we have time right now.

Also we have a token to buy a package and sell it tomorrow so we can buy additional parts

>>33825888
>>33825898
I actually hope Kursk wins, Orly a cute

>>33825865
Over the budget.

http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwq
> CURRENT BUDGET: 18,100 Dollars

>>33825904
How does balancing balls on your nose make you a deadly warrior?

>>33825904
That's a typo. I actually meant Michael Collins.

>>33825871
If only to see Wendy try to get the edge on Orly only to be utterly dominated.

>>33825935
Then we drop the but we should have 23,600

>>33825786
> Watch the Match

> inb4 Orly or Areola or whatever her name is KO's Ooarai's flag by physically throwing one of her own tanks at it.

>>33825953
How'd you typo that bad?

>>33825953
German do we have 18,100 or 23,600.

We had three guns that we sold, and it said on Ask.Fm you retconned it that we sold all three

>>33825045
Where was it stated? I know about the incident, but they never named the culprits.

>>33825953

That isn't a typo German.

That's fate.

>>33825935
>>33825965
Sorry, I meant engines but we should have enough money

>>33825786
>>> Eat Lunch
>>> Watch the Match
>>> Consult the Shop (Specify)
>Strumpanzer Series IV: 3000
>Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500
>Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token)
>Stug III F/8: 4500
=17,000
If we do have the extra money
>Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8
>=23000

>>33825978
All these names and in all these settings get to you.

>>33825978
I kept thinking Rob Roy for some reason and I don't know why.

I even had the wikipedia page for Michael Collins out and I STILL TYPED IN ROB ROY.

> Eat Lunch
> Watch the Match
> Consult the Shop (Specify)

You all turn to the TV. Ooarai is facing down Kursk with only thirteen tanks, while Kursk is fielding the full twenty. That’s new. The field of France that they fight in has a light misting of snow and frost over the grass, which disintegrates as soon as the tank guns start firing.

You chew on your fries, or chips as they’ve been calling it. It appears Kursk is pulling the same shit they did with Black Forest, avoid confrontation until absolutely necessary, and use the SU-76s to harass the formation.

Regardless however, you need to call up Mr. Mishka. You dial his number.

“Hello, Gertrude! How can I be of service?”

> WANTED FOR PURCHASE
>> CONVERSION: Sturmpanzer IV Series Four: 3,000
>> CONVERSION: Panzer IV Ausf H: 9,500
>> CONVERSION: StuG III Ausf. F/8: 4,500
>> Ordnance QF Bundle: Free Purchase
> TOTAL: 17,000

> CONFIRM?
> Y/N
> Other

>>33826139
>> Eat Lunch
>> Watch the Match

Abstain from tank vote because all I know about them is that they go boom boom

>>33826139
>Y

>>33826177

I know this feel anon.

>>33826177

Refer to this
>>33822115
>>33822164

It's less about boom, boom, but more on armor, speed, and optics

>>33822164
>>33822164

>>33826139
>>Y

>>33826139
>Y

>>33826139
> N

> IMPROVED ENGINES x5: 15,000
> -StuG III Ausf. F (ELITE)
> -T-34/85 1944 (ELITE)
> -Panzer IV Ausf. G
> -M36B1 Jackson
> -M4A4 Firefly

Base improvements on many tanks first.

Agreed with this though.
>> Ordnance QF Bundle: Free Purchase

>>33826139
Supporting Anon >>33826177
for all reasons stated

>>33826139

yes

>>33826280
but we have limited time on upgrading tanks.

This can be done when we have spare cash, which we can do when monday comes and when we sell the bundle

>>33826139
>Y

>>33826305
We have half a day now, a conversion still takes one whole day. Adding parts does not.
It also discounts the cost for the next upgrade on the StuG and PzIV, as per the Mechanics pastebin.

And it's only one tank that gets improved at a time.

>>33825880
>pls no bully
History demands it.
Wanker

>>33826389
We still have Sunday and Monday, Hopefully today won't be lost.

>>33825871
Orly is cute and fun.

>>33826139
>>Y

>>33826389
Honestly I wanted this vote done last weekend but things happened

>>33826433
She is, I liked her a bunch, also she would dom the fuck out of Trudy

>>33826411
Could say the same thing for the conversions.

>>33826474
>she would dom the fuck out of Trudy
Not really that much of a feat though, Trudy is a power sub after all.

>>33826480
How conversions take a day, Add-ons do not, this thing is more time-sensitive then the add-ons which we can do after selling the bundle when we can

> Y

> PURCHASE
>> CONVERSION: Sturmpanzer IV Series Four: 3,000
>> CONVERSION: Panzer IV Ausf H: 9,500
>> CONVERSION: StuG III Ausf. F/8: 4,500
>> Ordnance QF Bundle: Free Purchase
> TOTAL: 17,000

> - 17,000 Dollars

“Alright. We’ll have all that sorted for you as soon as possible. Hopefully in time for your finals, yes?”

“Of course, thanks Mr. Mishka.”

“Don’t thank me, thank yourself for looking after your tanks.”

With that you hang up. You look to the TV to see…

Fucking nothing. Nothing’s happening. The SU-76s occasionally trail behind but nothing happens. Ooarai keeps formation as they try to find Kursk and engage in open battle, but the bocage is keeping things separated.

You receive a call.

> Oryola Kuznetsov (Kursk Girls Boarding School Armorcraft Commander.)

… um. Should she be on her cellphone? You answer it.

“Allo! Kotyonok! Can you see me on camera?” You look back to the TV to see that Oryola Kuznetsov is indeed calling you directly from her tank in the middle of the match. Her ISU-152 lies in wait in some hedgerows, covered in shrubs and bushes. She waves at you happily.

“Yeah,” you say. “Isn’t it against the rules to have cellphones?”

“Only one cellphone per tank they say,” says Oryola. “I am just waiting for Ooarai to come into killzone. How are you?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite
> Write in

>>33826404

Bu-but we're at peace now...

y-you too

>>33826523
> Boast
Oh man, Orly a great

>>33826523
>Boast

I'm teaching the Irish Brigade how to speak!

>>33826523
Orly a best.
> Boast

>>33826523
>Write-In

Honestly, Isn't that risky?

She's underestimating Oorai.

Also I want to fight both

>>33826523
>> Boast

>>33826523
> Boast
Cellphones are fine, but isn't calling to people outside the battle zone... illegal?

I remember a comic panel in moonrunes with Maho and Shiho communicating with one another, and a nearby judge holding up an (X) for that.

>>33826523

Wait, couldn't tank commanders just call people watching the match and go "Hey, what the fuck is the other team up to?"

>>33826600
You look away for a few seconds, and suddenly there's a fucking Type 89 doing donuts on your turret.

>>33826523
Isn't what their doing cheating. Also Oorai is going to wreck their shit if she's being this casual

>>33826523
I hope she doesn't lose because she aws talking to Trude, that would make me feel really guilty

>>33826652
"THAT DAMNED LIGHT TANK!!!"
"...we are MEDIUM tank, thank you!"

>>33826696
Feel guilt if it Trude called her.

Its her calling Trudy on her own accord, its her own fault.
We can tell her to finish this conversation quick though.

>>33826523
> Boast.
Oh Orly.

>>33826509
Orly can dom Wendy instead. All Wendys are subs.

>>33825990
> “Why am I being lectured by some newbie Freshie who can’t even keep it in bed with her lass?” says Murphy. O’Hara fumes, blushing intensely.
> Oh. Were they-
> "SHUT UP!” screams O’Hara.
Here's relevance.

> Boast

“Oh, I’m doing dandy I suppose. Just getting my crews all squared away and the like and… are you sure this isn’t illegal?”

“Depends, are you giving me information?”

“No.”

“Are we past two minutes?”

“… No?”

“Then it’s not illegal. And to make things a bit harder, I can actually only do this once and the phonecall is extensively monitored by ITL Officials. Just wanted to see how you do!”

“Well, I’m great, Oryola! Good luck in the match, alright?”

“Da, my little kotyonok! Anyway, we’re coming up to two minutes, so I must hang up. Bye now! Hope to talk soon!”

With that, she hangs up. On the TV, she pockets the cell phone, then pulls out a set of binoculars and starts watching the area.

> Head Somewhere (Specify)
> Watch the Match
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
> Call Someone (Specify)
> Consult the Shop (Specify)
> Other

>>33826777
>> Watch the Match
>> Talk to Someone (Specify)
So, betting pool?
>inb4 Type 89 suddenly comes out from Orloya's side. Nerf its camo value pls.

>>33826777
>Watch the Match
Would be rude not to.

Also, nice tips schteel

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>>33826777
> Watch the Match

Show us how its done!

>>33826696
Why? It;s her fault for not keeping tabs.

Honestly I want to fight Oorai, but on the other hand Kursk seems fun.

Why not both German? We did the same with Kitten and Fairless, why not have two battles?

>>33826777
>Watch the Match
> Talk to Someone (Specify)
The lesbians we got hooked up.

>>33826856
Maybe some friendly with loser of this match?

..do we able to cram one match before finals anyway?

>>33826777
>> Watch the Match

>>33826731
>>33826856
It doesn't matter whose fault it would be, I'd still feel guilty about being involved, but it's fine

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>>33826777
> Watch the Match

>>33826856

Please don't overwork the Schteel

>>33826777
> Call Someone (Juniors, Sophomore staff, Kitten and Bernadette)
Invite them to...
> Head Somewhere (Ramirez' boyfriend's barbershop)
Maybe they have a TV there? Get your hair styled and your nails done for the Ball, while watching the match simultaneously!

>>33826856
>50+ tank battle
Please anon, you're going to make Schteel cry

>>33826896
Dammit, Decu!

>>33826923

Anons are going to crucify Schteel on a Cross of Tanks

>>33826777
>> Watch the Match

>> Call Someone (Juniors)

I want to pick a loyalty quest if we can today.

>>33826892
This is what I want, and maybe?

>>33826923

I meant a separate match not a free for all.

I mean, we missed our chance to fight Ace with a full blown tank battle due to the dance, I want to have either St.Glorianna, Kursk, or Oorai, At least one more match before the finals

>>33826856

Why not a 3-way battle royale?

>>33827033
Because German will die.

But I want to have another match before the finals, if not to test our new perks but mostly because I want to play with our tanks.

Not enough tanks

> Watch the Match

You and the Hall Monitors sit back and watch the match as so far nothing happens. Miho’s tanks continue to be harassed by the SU-76Bs. They strike at range, striking at the formation from around the corners of hedgerows or behind buildings. So far, Miho is lucky to not take any casualties, and it even appears she’s managed to find a soft spot in Kursk’s defense.

How? Through the use of the Porsche Tiger and it simply tearing through the hedgerows. It appears Kursk GB’s strategy relies on making kill zones through the lanes in the hedgerows, but this is being defeated by Miho smashing right through and creating new lanes of travel. Her ISU-152s and other heavy tank destroyers start displacing.

You receive a call.

> Nancy Whitmore (Sophomore Vice President, Gunner)

Of course you’re going to answer. Why the fuck not?

“Hello, Gertrude! We’re all getting ready for the Winter Ball tonight. You going to come down?”

> YOU GOING TO COME DOWN?
> Y/N
> Other

>>33827033
Looks like the movie will be about that.

>>33827281
>Y

Of course, duh. Gertrude has to announce her new relationship status with style.

>>33827281
>Y

>>33827281
>Other
>N
Must see this to the end

>>33827281
Do you have TV wherever you are?

> Y