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The rules are pic related.
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>>33821178
>Argue your case (write-in)

"Its not safe for her the in the city.You of all people should know how hard it is to stop the City when it wants something and how far they're willing to go to get what they want, no matter the cost. I'd ask you to come with us, but somebody needs to look over the Sisters and I can't think anyone more qualified than you."

>>33821178
>Argue your case
She's not safe here. You know where she came from and you know that eventually they'll come back for her. This is the best shot she has at a normal life and you know it.

>Can't think of anything convincing.
>Just want to finish the last three hours of MMM
>Can't

>>33821178
At least make it difficult, sempai!
>>Argue your case (write-in)
"I'm an adult, and Aunue (however you spell her name, don't judge me) won't let you keep her in the dorms."

>Argue your case (write-in)
Situations changed. We weren't going to break out before, and if we're leaving, then she's gonna get targeted, by both people after us and people after her. She'd be safer with us.

>>33821178
She may be your clone but she's still my responsibility. I'd rather her experience the world than be stuck in that fucked up city

>>33821178
>Argue your case (write-in)
"I've already had to fight a Level 4 from ITEM to protect her today, how long before they send a Level 5 after her? Can you protect her in this city against that? A city that thinks nothing of our lives and treats us like Lab Rats? That let the Level 6 Shift program run, even when they were losing their facilities left and right? I have to protect my sister, but it can't be done in this place. They used her to threaten me into working for them, to do their dirty work, how long til they'd act on that? I have to get her out of this place."

I know the ITEM bit isn't manipulating the truth somewhat, but meh.

>>33821863
>>33821328
Combo of these two works for me

>>33821178
>Relinquish custody of LO

I'd like to keep LO, but it's clear that we're in the wrong here.

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In the distance you could hear the dull rotation of helicopter blades. You still took the time to argue with Sparky, if only to give the lads more time to clamber out of the train and get a head start.

“It’s not safe for her here, not in this city,” you stated, “When they come for her they’ll stop at nothing. This way, at least she can have a normal life.”

“A normal life?” she asked, “A normal life on the run with you?”

“She’s a target anyway, she’ll be safer with me,” you argued, “Besides she’s my responsibility and you have more than one sister to worry about.”

The helicopter arrived, spotlight glaring angrily down on the two of you. Its downwash kicked up hair, dirt and skirt. The pilot was flying low. With a growl Sparky turned to it.

“You’re in our way,” her shout overpowered the rotors.

Electricity crackled, sparking from her forehead and limbs as she waved her arms. The poor aircraft groaned but was inevitably brought down with a soft crash. Sparky turned back to you, backlit by the sputtering spotlight.

“Look me in the eye and tell me she’ll be safer with you,” she said.

It wouldn’t be the last helicopter to come after you. Sparky had a point though, demonstrating once again that a Level 5 like her was not to be trifled with.

“If you can’t do that then leave her with me,” she continued, “If you won’t then I’m going to take her back.”

Sparks once again danced about her crown. You didn’t have time to argue like this, not if you wanted to keep running. Fighting her, a Level 5, was a foregone conclusion.

>Send the boys ahead, deal with Sparky yourself
>Relinquish custody of Last Order
>Write-in

>>33821178
>Argue your case (write-in)
"Sparky, stop. The entire city wants me dead or worse, and now you want me to leave potential leverage for them in it, and you know that I care for her almost as much as you do."
"Also, I kinda care about you too, so if you'll get wrecked while trying to protect her, I'll pull all stops to cause as much trouble for the city as I can before going out with a blaze of glory."

>>33822234
>>Relinquish custody of Last Order

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>>33822234
>Send the boys ahead, deal with Sparky yourself
Final boss time? Final boss time.

>>33822234
>Send the boys ahead, deal with Sparky yourself
Well we're fucked, but at least we can still potentially save LO.

>>33822234
>Send the boys ahead, deal with Sparky yourself
We've come to far now,if we have to well prove we can protect her!
we're so dead huh?

>>33822234
>Write-in
Look her in the eye and tell her the truth. A helicopter is tough, but it's nothing compared to ITEM or GROUP or any of the other forces in the city that WILL take LO back by force eventually. I can get her protection, protection she can't get in the city. I promise you, she will be safer with me than anywhere else on Earth.

>>33822234
>Send the boys ahead, deal with Sparky yourself

"I know I can't beat you, but for her, for them, I have to try to protect them, even if it kill me."

>>33822234
>Look Her in the eye.
>Tell her LO will be safer with you than her.

>>33822234
>Relinquish custody of Last Order

>>33822385
This.

>>33822332
>>33822376
>>33822388

I'm sure sparky wont kill us... right?

>>33822234
>>33822385
>>33822391
Going with this. We have to take a third option: if we surrender LO, she's dead or worse, and if we fight, so are we. Let's not play Sparky's game.

>>33822385
Wait, is GROUP even here at this point in the story? I mean, Accelerator is still on his edge streak here.

>>33822479
I have absolutely no idea, but the point is the same. If LO stays, the dark side will take her, and Kyril will not let that happen.

>>33822385
Yeah, this.

>>33822311
>>33822401
Relent
>>33822317
>>33822332
>>33822376
Dissent
>>33822385
>>33822391
>>33822413
>>33822438
>>33822527
Consent

Almost lost an arm there.

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>>33822602
>Almost lost an arm there.

>>33822602
>Almost lost an arm there.
Wait, what?

>>33822602
who needs arms when you have tk though

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>>33822602
Torikov is good man, comrade. No child is being harmed under watchful eye of Kyril.

>>33822624
>That manga
pic related

>>33822630
>fighting a level 5
>not getting fucked up if not outright annihilated

pick one

>>33822655
NM is hilarious.

>>33822602
>almost
Aww. Robot arms are my platonic fetish.

>>33822661
No, I get that we'd have gotten fucked up, but losing a whole arm?

>>33822709
I could see that happening pretty easily assuming she railgun'd us, which she might have depending on how desperate she was.

>>33822724
Actually she's really stupid with her railgun and flicks it into the air whilst she 'charges' it. At that point we could just move the coin away. We'd get fuck'd by her lightning though.

>>33822724
I figured she'd atleast try to hold back a little, for Kyrils sake.

>>33822780
>implying the railgun is anywhere near as potent as the vibrating iron particle whip-sword

The railgun IS her holding back, anon.

>>33822780
that's why it's just an arm

>>33822805
Oh well, we could have just gotten Teacher to re-grow ours, seeing as the plan is to be reliant on him for everything forever.

>>33822837
Not forever, I think after a few years of sidekick-ing we could get our own magically hidden location somewhere and retire to a life of relative anonymity.

>>33822837
Maybe he'll beat some sense into comrade Torikov.

>>33822861
>Magic
>Hiding from Crowley
Not that it matters really. Trying to take LO out of the city is a good way to take a blasting rod to the face.

>>33822967
but doesn't he want to spread the misaka network around?

>>33822995
The Network, not Last Order.

He needs her in arm's reach so he can do fun stuff like summon Aiwass and control the Artificial Heaven.

>>33822995
Yes, but letting Kryil take LO is like letting someone else take the remote control to your TV, you're gonna want it back.

>>33822995
Yes, the issue here is that we're taking the admin out of his control, which does not make him happy. And when Crowley is unhappy, bad things happen.

>>33823037
Yeah.
First, his eyes turn green.
Then, he reveals that he is actually a body-builder...

>>33823034
>We took Crowley's remote

We ded
We dedder than ded

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You weren’t going to play her game. You couldn’t, you couldn’t afford to. If you surrendered Last Order then she was going to die, or worse. If you fought, then you were probably going to join her. That was why you looked her right in the eye.

“I will keep her safe,” you said.

Her glare was heated but you weren’t going to go back on this.

“You know this city has another side. They used her to try and get to me. She’s leverage. That’s why I have to protect her, to protect them, even if it kills me,” you continued.

She softened a bit and you pounced.

“Besides I already fought a Level 4 tonight. What’s one more level anyway?”

She turned around with a huff.

“Four helicopters, twelve ACPs and I don’t even know how many guns and suits, and that’s only for tonight,” she finally said.

That was a lot of hardware.

“Well?” she asked, “What are you waiting for? Go.”

You didn’t need to be told that twice.

“GO! Baka aniki,” she shouted.

You turned and ran, catching up with the lads as a beam lanced out in to the dark night. It was followed by a fiery blossom. That was one helicopter out but there were plenty more where that came from. It was probably the most problematic thing you would have to deal with. As long as they were in the air you couldn’t outrun them, you couldn’t escape them. She raised the possibility of success from fucking impossible to near impossible.

But it was still not enough.

There was still a lot of ground to cover and the forest that the railroad tracks led into wasn’t going to make it easy. Nunotaba was waiting. She was waiting with new identities, a new cover but most importantly, a new life. Travelling as a group was putting all your eggs in one basket but if you split up, there was going to be no way to know how the others were doing. You couldn’t risk electronic communication.

>Split up (write-in if you want)
>Stay together

>>33823071
>Forest
Uh, doesn't AC just lead into Tokyo?

>>33823071
>Stay together

>>33823096
We're already trapped in some sort of magic prison anon.

>>33823071
>Stay together
Nobody gets left behind, we can't risk it. Besides, fighting together is our best bet in the eventuality that we do get caught.

>>33823071
>>Stay together

>>33823071
>Stay together
I can't think of a good division of labor here so we might as well risk it together.

>>33823106
>Crowley threw us into a different Phase when we weren't looking

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>>33823096
SSSSSHHHHH

But, yes.

but shhhh

>>33823071
>>Stay together
NEVER.
SPLIT.
THE.
PARTY.

>>33823071
>Stay together
we just made a speech about protecting them no way we're just gonna scatter them to the wind now

>>33823071
>Stay together
We stick together, we die together, we live together.

>>33823071
>Stay together
We need Sagara as an early warning system and Asuka's combat skills, not to mention I doubt we could convince them to split from us anyway at this point.

>>33823096
Maybe its a forest on the outskirts of Tokyo?

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>Asuka turns to the pursuers
>"YOU WON'T SEE US!"
Many dunks are had.

>>33823071
This is tadakunis time to shine. Have him ready to conceal the party at any time

We really owe sparky for this. Its basically impossible to not know its her blowing up all that police equipment...

In regards to the helicopters Kyril can TK the blades askew. Those things are ridiculously easy to screw with.

>>33823235
AC never punishes her for anything, it's fine.

>>33823246
Anon those blades are tough enough to withstand mach 2.5 flight. It's barely even a helicopter.

It's kind of bullshit that we're actually still alive.

>>33823235
She's also basically above the law as a level 5, as long as she isn't arrested on-scene I doubt there will be a whole lot of repercussions for her.

>>33822837
Wait is heeven going to want to babysit 6 or 5 espers?

>>33823266
maybe it all part of the plan

>>33823266
>AC never punishes her for anything, it's fine.
That's not true, they might make her clean the swimming pool or something!

>>33823235
I actually kind of expected us to get killed and then the next thread would pick up from her POV after accidentally splatting us when we saw her in front of the train, to be honest. Well, until OP said this was the last time.

>>33823266
maybe we're part of the Keikaku ? One of the Keikakus anyway

>>33823279
Oh god, now I really hope so.

I wish to see it.

Will it be magnificent, you think?

The craziest plans are always the most fun.

>>33823296
>>33823279
Putting LO in the potential hands of Magicians is basically the opposite of everything Crowley has ever wanted.

>>33823312
We're being scouted even further

>>33823266
>>33823318
Crowley has had his plans fucked before, it's not inconceivable that we could do it too.

>>33823318
why would Kyril even consider to have magicians kidnap her

>>33823271
Bah should be

>Is he even going to want to babysit 5 or 6 espers?

>>33823318
No magician is ever going to understand Crowley's plan, because they have no understanding of science. I mean heck, all the magicians in the UK failed to understand how to use a washing machine.

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>>33823318
Is it anon?

>>33823340
>We could do it too

/tg/ or Kyril?

Both are completely diffrent entities.

One may be debatably insane.

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>>33823327
Soon.

>>33823377
/tg/ obviously has much better odds in a vacuum than when forced to work through the guise of Kyril, but I think there's still a chance to pull it off. Not a very good one, mind you, but a definite chance.

>>33823394
So what wants to take bets on what happens next week?

A Certain Runaway Esper Quest?
A Certain Fugitive Railgun Quest?
A Certain General Lack of Quest?

>>33823340
Hamazura is pretty much the only one who managed it, since Crowley didn't factor in Mugino acting like a retard. Our situation is kind of different, since honestly there's no real reason AC couldn't have killed us a dozen times over by now.

And apparently Keikaku was perfectly on track all along anyways.

>>33823420
A Certain Unwitting Pawn Quest?

>>33823420
Hopefully that first one, but sadly I would not be surprised by the third.

>>33823420
Biri doesn't have to run from shit. She took out an AC strike team after Touma and hijacked one of their bombers to go to Russia, and there were no repercussions for her.

Gensei said she's Crowley's "favorite" or something, so maybe that's it.

>>33823420
A certain Academy Quest Redux?

>>33823459
That's endearing in a weird sort of way.

>>33823420
Magical Adventures in Thievery Quest.

>>33823474
A Certain Quest for VENGEANCE?

>>33823420
A certain You Know you done fucked up right?quest?

>>33823459
She's basically the face of the esper program considering she's the only level 5 who isn't either a recluse or batshit crazy, which gives her a lot of leeway.

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To be quite honest you’ve never expected to find a forest here. Then again you’ve never really known what lay outside the walls of the city. It was rumoured that there was some flat, farmland up beyond the north-east exit. You wouldn’t know.

“They’re here,” Sagara whispered.

Even with Tadakuni’s Stealth Step, you were pushing the edge of stealth. There was more than one method to track a man anyway. It didn’t help that Asuka and Last Order were still unconscious. You regret the former though. Asuka would have been really helpful should the fighting start. There was no helping it for the moment as you held her in your arms, Last Order secure in Sagara’s. It was like your own personal horror movie. This meant that you should never split up. It was better to pool resources now, better to hang together than hang separately.

Then gunfire lit up the tree line. The wooden bark exploded, showering you in bits of wood as the group had to slow to evade the gun fire. Cover didn’t mean much when the bullet felled a tree in front of you. Still you guys hoof it, running and over and around obstacles. Your Ability and skill served you well here. It was Sagara and Kyousuke who fell behind. The former was encumbered. The latter was out of shape. Only Tadakuni managed to keep up with you but you had an inkling he was holding back.

>Pick up Last Order and keep going
>Slow down, leave no one behind
>Stop to ambush your pursuers
>Write-in

Holy shit, I miss like three threads and this happens? God tg.
I guess I'm off to the archive.

>>33823619
>Write-in
have Tadakuni carry LO

Sorry but we can't really afford to slow down here guys...

>>33823619
>>Write-in
Start snapping trees near the muzzle flashes.

We don't have time for their shit.

>>33823619
>>Pick up Last Order and keep going

>>33823619
>>Pick up Last Order and keep going
If we slow down, we lose.

>>33823619
>Write-in
Have Tadakuni get the LO and our crew, act as bait to divert attention

>>33823619
>Slow down, leave no one behind
We fought together and we'll stay together, whatever the odds. That's how the Problem Children roll! And on that note, I have some meatspace obligations biting me in the ass right now, so good luck everyone!

>>33823619
We've got TK. This is supposed to make carrying things easier, so why in the hell are we not carrying the two while TKing them so the others are not burdened.

>>33823619

Agree with >>33823664 but also throw the trees back at the helis with our TK

>>33823706
>Throw trees
Uh...

>>33823619
>Write-in
Cut loose with TK, throw trees, carry friends, whatever we need it to do, but step on it and get violent or we'll never make it out of here alive.

>>33823679
This and
>Slow down, leave no one behind

>>33823737
I meant the ones that had been downed by the Helis, it if we're lucky it could do damage to the rotors We can't , But at the very least it'll help throw off their aim.

>>33823691
This but instead of being bait just begin suppressive fire to give our boys a chance

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Friendly reminder to everyone to up-vote the quest threads on the archive, so that they don't get pruned!

>>33823798
Trees are still really heavy mate. Plus they're run by A.I., so it's not like they can be surprised.

Also I don't think there are any Six Wings or powered suits here, because if there were we would be dead.

>>33823825
I up-voted them all, but there have been a lot of down-votes to negate that. I suspect anti-quest trolls or anons who were dissatisfied with our choices the past few threads.

>>33823825
They won't get pruned for sure unless they hit -5. It's fine.

>>33823825
It's the same two down-votes to everything with 'quest' in the title. Either someone wrote a script, or has too much free time.

>>33823870
The Helis are run by A.I. I mean, not the...trees...

>>33823893
You gotta admit nobody would ever see it coming.

>>33823893
>not the...trees...

Not yet...

>>33823893
>not the...trees...

That's what AC wants you to think

>>33823987
>>33823955
>>33823946
>>33823893

>"They were in the trees man! The fucking trees!"

>"No Jack they WERE the trees."

>>33823664
>>33823706
>>33823691
Tadakuni carries LO
>>33823681
>>33823689
>>33823694
Pick up LO, keep going
>>33823694
>>33823761
Slow down
>>33823679
>>33823817
>>33823738
>>33823706
Return fire


This is the latest by my count and trying to make sense of all your write-ins. Are we good gents?

>>33824046
Oh I screwed up the Pick up LO bit but it doesn't change much to be honest.

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>>33824046
Sounds about right

>>33824046
HAHA! My master plan to turn your protagonist into a druid is coming to fruition!

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You stopped for a step, just to grab LO from Sagara’s hand, letting him drag Kyousuke up with him. Tadakuni caught your sister and with a nod, he kept moving forward as you. While Asuka was heavy in your arms now that you weren’t using your Ability to help hold her, you focused on something else. Not all of the fallen trees and bits of wood were too heavy for you to lift. They certainly weren’t harder to throw a good distance anyway. You had aimed for where the muzzle flashes had come from, hoping to hit one of them. Maybe you didn’t throw them hard enough or maybe they say it coming. Your improvised projectiles didn’t get far, bursting into a shower of splinters. They were shredded by gun fire, gun fire that was closing in on you.

Sagara and Kyousuke had just moved past you and now it was time to go. Shifting Asuka a bit, you re-applied your power and go to running again. That delay had cost you no small amount of distance. You took off again. Your legs were starting to burn but you didn’t care. At least your arms hadn’t numbed too much. Dirt and leaves were kicked up by the ever closing gun fire.

Eventually it landed. It struck you in the leg, probably somewhere along your right calf. With a little fanfare you stumbled and finally fell forward with Asuka in your arms. The hole in your leg turned that burning sensation in to a searing ball of pain. It was like something was eating away at it. Sagara turned around to help you up, but you knew this was a mistake. If you didn’t stop to return fire, if only you kept running, you wouldn’t have given them the opportunity. You couldn’t let him end here with you if you could help it.

>Have him take Asuka
>Tell him to run

>>33824550
>Tell him to run

>>33824550
>he kept moving forward as you
As we what?

>>33824613
as we stopped.

>>33824550
>>Have him take Asuka

>>33824550
>Have him take Asuka

>>33824613
Or turned, either works.

>>33824550
Throwing trees instead of breaking them...? Crazy anons, you perverted my less-dumb plan!
Trees are heavy!


>Float Asuka to him.
>Power through the pain.
>DO NOT GO GENTLE.

>>33824730
This. Fuck dying. We haven't even scored yet.

>>33824730
Wouldn't floating her make her an easy 50 points for the enemy team?

>>33824550
>Have him take Asuka

>>33824853
... They barely hit us, and we were upright. I don't think we're going to float her to him slowly or make her dance around like a marionette.

Floating her to Sagara means we can focus physically on standing up and he doesn't have to run back for us.

Hell, we could even float her along at just-above-the-ground level, if we wanted to.

>>33824550
>Tell him to run
TK his ass in the direction of the others.

I hope we and PC lives

>>33825244
If we wanted our friends to live we probably shouldn't have done this in the first place.

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You met him halfway with Asuka using your Ability. As you were now, you could forget running, let alone standing. Your foot was hanging on by a thread. It was amazing that you were still conscious despite the blood pooling about you. Your heart was hammering in your chest. It wasn’t helping. That was why you gave Asuka over to him.

“Take her,” you told him, “Take her and run.”

“What about you?”

“I’ll catch up,” you replied, “What are you waiting for? They got me because I stopped. Go.”

He didn’t need much encouragement, giving you a nod as he took off once more. The gun fire drew close but it wasn’t aimed at you. Still, you weren’t going to give these bastards the satisfaction. You were going to go out fighting. Crawling as quickly as you could, you braced yourself against the tree. You lost feeling in right leg and everything felt so heavy. It was like swimming in syrup. Still, you managed to liberate your hand gun and held it close, waiting.

It felt like an eternity, just listening to your heart beat grow slower, your sight growing dimmer. But you forced yourself to remain unconscious until you felt footfalls. Your sight was blurred at this point but you could tell it wasn’t a friend. A powered suit whose front was decorated with a white skull appeared before you. How fitting that it was an image of death, you thought. You raised your gun. It was time.

>Retire the runner
>Do not go gently

>>33825385
>>Do not go gently

>>33825385
>Do not go gently
Don't go out like a punk. Make them work for it.

>>33825385
>>Do not go gently

>>33825385
>Retire the runner

Well we've lost, and because we're gone they're never going to reach Teacher and therefore all get captured. At least we can minimize the danger they're in by giving up now.

>>33825480
They've still got LO, so there were screwed regardless.

>>33825440
This. Fuck the police.

>>33825502
*they

>>33825385
Does Retire the runner mean we surrender?

>>33825534
In the most definite way possible.

>>33825655
Suicide?

>>33825385
>Do not go gently

>>33825385
>Tell him to run

>>33825385
>Do not go gentle into that good night!
>Rage, rage against the dying of the light!

Damn Mum is going to be devastated

>>33825883
I am not sure if AC will let her know what happened to us.
Either way, AC is probably going to fuck her and the orphanage anyways.

>>33826089
Yeah she prob going to be ded innna while I remember she was already exhausted from the orphanage as it was

>>33826089
AC ain't always a dick for no reason. Just most of the time.

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The image of the boy was transmitted back to your camera. His wound was severe. He was already dead. He just didn’t know it yet. You watched dispassionately as he emptied his handgun towards the camera in defiance. He thrashed about, resisted to the very end. It was the death throes of a rabid dog. You had them carry him back. If it were anywhere else but Academy City, your city, he wouldn’t make it. You were going to make sure he did. While you had made promises with his mother that he would be alive and unspoiled, that was before she became the Idol of Lamashtu.

To be fair, even you were surprised that she had survived Anubis. Now she was coming back. Hopefully you could fix this before she returned with a vengeance. It was a minor setback all told but it was an annoyance all the same. Right now you were going to have her killed, again. It would slow her down, buy you time. It was all that you could do to get your plans back on track again. After all, her son still had his uses. He was going to wish he was dead when you were done with him. That and you had to manage the Imagine Breaker a bit better. They had ties after all. This was going to be complicated, you just knew. That was alright though. You could do complicated.

August 29, 20XX, 22:42:05 local time, an entry was entered in to the database.

Kyril Torikov was pronounced dead upon his arrival at the hospital. His body was to be incinerated the following day. His accomplices still remained at large.

A Certain Academic City Quest End.

>>33826243
>Incinerated

Fun! That means no proof~

Thank you all for playing. I hope to see all again in a future quest.
https://twitter.com/BoredofDirector
Questions? Comments? I’ll be here all night.

>>33826243
>>33826328

thanks for running.

sequel when?

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>>33826243
So, are we dead? A cyborg?

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>>33826243
I still can't believe people thought leaving was a good idea

Fuck man

>>33826328
catch you next time

>>33826243
That's kind of an anticlimax.

This doesn't feel like a satisfying ending.

>>33826148
This time they have a reason, not only did we throw a big 'fuck you' at the board, we are also fucking with crowleys keikaku.
We gave every psychothic motherfucker in AC with enough power to do so, a reason to fuck with anyone we ever liked, even if it is just out of spite.

>>33826328
How would the quest have turned out if we had successfully stolen the Robot?

How would the quest have turned out if we had chosen to stay in AC rather than break out?

>>33826243
Mission accomplished. We inconvenienced Crowley.

>>33826328
Thanks for running, was awesome. can't wait till season 2. you planning other quest already or you going to take a break for a bit?

Choochoo

>>33826348
LO got out apparently, which is kind of confusing. Also i'm kind of confused as to how the others could have possibly escaped in the situation they were in.

Apparently she's not actually important in this Quest though, so meh.

>>33826328
I enjoyed most of it, though this whole last arc was kind of bad to be honest. I felt like we were getting babied a fair bit because there wasn't any way of any of us logically escaping.

>>33826371
I asuume people did this for the lols

Thanks for running, Bored.
Interesting setting, characters, story, humor and really enjoyable writing, probably my favourite Quest so far.
Thrilled for moar, keep us updated!

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>>33826419
Did you really think we'd escape?

Didya really?

>>33826343
After my next quest.
>>33826344
I wanted to take a piss at Hexer with Season two. A(C^3) anyone?
>>33826380
If you had stolen the Robot you'd be so rich I wouldn't know what to do with that money.

If you'd stayed you'd have replaced GROUP as the go to guy to solve problems on the down low.

>>33826405
Look forward to something new.

>>33826436
I could have handled it better, much much better. Alas I was running mostly by the seat of my pants two threads ago.

>>33826243
Is it time for Yuriko Quest?

>>33826243
And so the ending of the quest was... The main character dying ignobly, and in the process being a minor inconvenience to some faceless demigod who he had never interacted with in any way, with a bunch of plot threads left unresolved.

Friendbro, much as I like your writing, you suck at endings. I feel cheated, more than anything.

So uh are we actually dead? Or Do we just appear dead to re-appear in the inevitable sequel?

>>33826525
This ending is the result of our actions, however dumb they were.

So, essentially, Wrenloft killed the quest with his 1

I know he didn't really, but I feel like that 1 was a really critical point of happening.

>>33826525
That's just the setting anon, Bored did the best he could.

The series has been going on for 10 years now, and AC has literally only gotten stronger while all the other factions have gotten weaker and had their members depowered and crippled. All three of the protagonists are no closer to solving the main issues of the series than they ever were.

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>>33826525
>>33826549

>If it were anywhere else but Academy City, your city, he wouldn't make it. You were going to make sure he did.

Pretty sure Kyril is alive but on record is dead. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, only time and eventually Bored will.

also, archived

"RIP" Kyril Torikov

>>33826501
No, I voted against that. The railroading was the nat1 on robot driving fuckking us over to that extent.

>>33826489
>>33826525
Have to agree, the ending did feel forced in many ways. Otherwise my opinion stands as above

>>33826512
If you want. I can even do it now. It'll be an unplanned mess though.

>>33826549
We're probably getting Cyborged like Mugino.

Such a poor ending, I'd rather you do a rewind instead of letting it go like this.

>>33826558
No, it's the result of rolling two 1s in a row and then being railroaded into an impossible choice followed by an unwinnable mission.

>>33826633
We could have just stayed. Then our friends would be safer, we would have had a chance to break out of the dark side eventually, and we wouldn't be in the Fridge with Kakine.

>>33826618
I don't care.

"Unplanned mess" pretty thoroughly describes Yuriko's situation right now anyway.

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I hope you assholes are happy

>>33826633
Uh no, If we hadn't tried to escape, we'd still be alive and running dark side shenanigans. But meh tis over.

The last Arc does feel week, but I I was more concerned when you kept trying to drag us into the STUDY plot. I know a fair few of us wanted nothing to do with it, but we couldn't seem to escape it.

>>33826646
We're alone in the fridge. I don't think Kakine is ballsy enough to attack Accel if he never got braindamaged.

If he does, then maybe that means Kyril is gonna end up with a Dark Matter body. Or he'll just wind up as art of Kakine or something...

>>33826344
Robocop?
ROBOCOP.

>>33826243
Sorry, sempai, but this needs to happen.

>>He thrashed about, resisted to the very end.
>Should have either a semicolon or a comma+coordinating conjunction after 'about'.

>>It was a minor setback all told but it was an annoyance all the same.
>This one kinda goes into some shady/gray areas, but "all told" should be flanked by commas, and "but" should be preceded by a comma. Personally, I use hyphens and parentheses to make sure I avoid those kinds of 'conflicts', but it's not much of a problem to people who aren't consistently better at English than their instructors.

>>That and you had to manage the Imagine Breaker a bit better.
>Should have a comma after "That," but otherwise that's fine.

>>They had ties after all.
>Should have a comma after 'ties' and before 'after all'.

>>That was alright though.
>Should have a comma after 'alright' and before 'though'; alternatively, you could merge it with the following sentence to make something like:
>"That was alright, though- you could do complicated."

Your phrasing's not the same that I would use, but I seem to have something odd about my writing style, and I like seeing quirks, so I won't even pretend that I don't like the fact that it's noticeable.

I'd question your tense usage, but, again, that's almost certainly because of the differences in our respective voices.


Other than that, if you don't mind, how many pages of notes did you have? How much of this were you completely prepared for?

>>33826664
I voted against this psychotic plan.

And now LO is with our friends, who are probably about to get minced into meat if they haven't been already. Or maybe just captured and sent to the Reformatory, which is the best outcome that we can logically expect.

>>33826677
>implying Kyril is dead
>implying darkside shenanigans isn't the sequel

>>33826664
I'm not, I was aginst this as much as you were. I want to go back to before we tried stealing the robot, cause thats where everything went wrong.

>>33826633
The choice was not impossible, just unpleasant. We were given the choice to work for the city or escape, and the escape was not unfeasible until people decided to bring more people along.

>>33826618
I would prefer it with a little break, maybe gathering some thoughts etc.

When you started ACACQ did you think we would make it to thread 57?

>>33826686
If we got a dark matter body we'd just become part of Kakine.

Plus, it didn't work out so hot for Byouri.

>>33826618
I like it now. I enjoyed her interludes quite a bit.

Seriously, though, I would love to see an ACACQ: Yuriko. Could be fun.

>>33826633
Railroaded is a harsh phrase, but this whole thing does rather reek of massively overinflated consequences and Bored wishing to end the quest.

He didn't even ask for rolls when Kyril tried to use his power to delay the attackers, which to me sort of shows that he was already planning for this to be unwinnable.

Best of 3d20 is a shit system anyway. Anybody who understands probability can see that it results in wildly fluctuating competence and fucking stupid twists.

In all reality, none of what happened after we got put in jail should count as part of the quest, since the vote to break out was samefagged to all hell. And I'm sure Bored doesn't want it to end like this.

>>33826774
Man, there were Powered Suits after us. We can't even trip them because of their A.I. assistance. The fuck was our TK going to do to them?

>>33826774
I figured he didn't ask for rolls precisely for those reasons, though.

Honestly, I'm surprised you guys made it this far, being criminals and all.

>>33826243
Some words about what will happen to Problem Children?

>>33826709
I stand by the fact that escaping was always the bad option. It's 'Academy City Quest' after all, if it's not in AC then it's not really the same quest.

>>33826774
The last part does feel somewhat forced, I mean heck, Bored said that if we fought Misaka we'd have lost an arm, and that kinda shows that there was never any real chance of escape, because the result was predetermined.

>>33826774
>planning for this to be unwinnable.

Anybody with a basic understanding of AC, common sense, and Even the slightest of Meta knew we was not going to win this at all.

Period.

>>33826774
We ended up in a situation where we were vastly outgunned. No amount of narrative bullshit or rolls would allow us to win against a powered suit with just a hand gun, TK, and severe bloodloss.

>>33826846
Board could say Misaka would chop our arm off because we have no means of preventing her from doing that.

Her reflexes and speed are psychotically beyond ours.

>>33826677
You know how I was surprised by the choices during interlude picking? Yeah I was surprised here too after you and another voiced out against it.

>>33826694
A Certain Grumpy Reviewer told me to pick a tense because I was flip flopping between Present and Past in the earlier threads so I decided to pick one.

384 pages of archived posts, word doesn't even bother trying to spellcheck that anymore. Current notes doc contains 23 pages. Wasn't prepared for a breakout, but I had plans all the way up to Avignon.

>>33826714
No I did not, I was lucky to even hit 50.

>>33826767
I'll see if I can belt out something tonight then.

>>33826774
It is my first quest and wanted it to be more cinematic. I suppose I'll change dice systems if I'm ever going to use them again.

>>33826811
They live.

Welp, that was just about the worst possible ending imaginable. Build up all these relationships, especially with Asuka, only for the guy to die. I can't even bring myself to stick around for the supposed season 2. Guess it's time to delete this quest from my bookmarks. Thanks for everything up till now, Bored.

I figure it was more about how Kyril is gonna get inducted into the darkside. Kicking and screaming or quietly and complicitly.

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>>33826939
This was the path Samefags chose revel in it let it rustle your Jimmies

>>33826939
You need to work on your reading comprehension.

>>33826905
>>33826854
The fact that we didn't act on meta knowledge is a shit reason to kill the main character mid-narrative and close the book.

>>33826919
You were surprised we didn't want to be involved in what is universally thought to be the worst part of the entire Raildex universe? I mean you had the sense to not involve us with that stupid plot that comes after big-spider.

>>33826939
Did you read Crowley's little speech at all?

Anyways, i'm guessing our leg is fucked, so we're probably getting a cyborg leg. Besides that we just suffered blood loss, they can fix that pretty easy.

>>33826984
I was all rustled out when the samefagged vote won. There's no reason we should have agreed to breaking out of jail.

>>33826984
learn to read

>>33826919
You don't take notes by hand to make them easier to consult/more freeform?

Huh.

I mostly asked about tense because I noticed that, but I was probably reading the archives at that point, and when I archive binge, I make sure to skim non-story posts as much as I can.

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>>33826995
>The fact that we didn't act on meta knowledge

>>33827032
Okay, call me when the Kyril 2.0 appears and season 2 begins.

That would be a good thing to do, from a narrative term. It would cancel out most of the awfulness of this ending.

>>33827032
Even if Kyril is still alive, he's now stuck inside the city while his friends, adopted sister, and girlfriend are now stuck outside on the run. He may as well be dead.

>>33827036
There are a large number of people following this quest. It would not be unusual for them to appear to vote on something that affects the overall direction of the story.
Hell look at the twit recorder there's fifty people there alone.

>>33827044
I use a cloud, not dead trees.

>>33827101
Don't be so pessimistic anon.

Our friends were pretty much certainly captured right after we were.

>>33827114
I'm fairly certain that the vote was still samefagged to some extent, even if a lot of lurkers came out to vote.

...what just happened?

>>33827101
Don't forget the possibly dead mum, never seeing the PC again, Anue, and what other acquaintances and friends like Kaoru. Oh and Sparky Sparky boom girl biri biri

>>33827165
Everything.

>>33827114
I'm not sure about that. At most there seem to be at most 8-10 people voting on stuff in the quest itself. The number voting on that decision was either a lot of lurkers deciding to actively participate for the major decision, or there was some same-fagging. It doesn't really matter though in the end.

>>33826919
You did pretty well considering this is your first quest.

Maybe a little more leeway with the dice. maybe just switch to a 3d100, add some modifiers or maybe just a flat DC to beat.


Care share what the this other quest you got cooking is?

>>33827174
Yeah, everybody else he knows are either dead, think he's dead, or want nothing to do with him now.

>>33826919
>I'll see if I can belt out something tonight then.
Cool beans.

>>33827202
It's either Macross, or a Dog Days oneshot. We'll see.

>>33827280
Macross would be cool, but would have massive problems with waifuing. But then again that's the nature of the beast.

>>33827280
Not familiar with Dog Days. pitch it to me.

>>33827280
someone beat ya to the dog days quest. would still follow yours though

>>33827128
They're dead whether it's you using them or not!

>>33827202
I still think that it's probably better to use different dice for different things!

>>33827280
Is Macross giant robots or something?

If someone doesn't start a mech quest before I get into the swing of things after I move, I just might have to fill the void.

>>33827339
It's like retarded doggirls in a pseudo-medieval kingdom or something. I couldn't get through the first episode and I managed to slog through most of the raildex LNs, so that should tell you something about the quality.

>>33827339
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, but with animal people and clothes shredding.

>>33827380
>Heavy Object Quest
Just joking, HO would be awful for a quest.

>>33827280
>Dog Days
I would have to finish that tripe off... But I suppose I would do it for you, Bored!

>>33827339
>>33827347
I was planning to do something a bit different with the setting. The working title is "The Grand Marnier Dynasty," though I'm not very confident with the current quest climate.

>>33827323
We kept it to a minimum in ACACQ, but that was easy, considering how Bored introduced us to Asuka so early.

The time is morning, the weather is unpleasant, and the date is August 29.

You are Suzushina Yuriko, and you just woke up in Accelerator’s bathroom. Again. It had only been a few days and you didn’t want this to become a habit. The Accelerator, the freakish, overpowered, bloodthirsty monster that he was, hadn’t tried chasing you out. No, he went out as he usually did, ignoring your presence as you followed him. He would find some manner of thug, or thugs would find him, and then he would ‘experiment’ on them. You weren’t sure why he was doing such things, or what he expected out of them. The Accelerator was not something you questioned. It was something you hid behind. Thus you kept your mouth shut.

Breakfast, as usual, was a simple affair. All you needed was a rice cooker and a stove. Ingredients didn’t spoil if you used them within the day. It had taken him two days to figure that out. He had two days of instant noodles and black coffee before he realised you woke up before he did. You didn’t make breakfast for him on those days. It was almost funny, to watch him be so utterly confused, bamboozled by the fact that you cooked. Not only did you cook, you often cooked too much. That was where he came in. It was like house-breaking a kitty to be honest. You thought he’d be harder to condition.

Now that you had established some kind of rapport with him, you had to proceed with the next phase of your plan. That would be to get him in to a nicer place to live. Your apartment, while small, was not trashed, like his, and had a working refrigerator. The only problem was you didn’t know how to break it to him.

>Give it to him straight
>Act coy
>Write-in

>>33827429
What you think there are too many quest right now or something?

>>33827491
I think another Dog Days Quest is probably too soon.

>>33827475
Hrmmm...

What do you think, fellow anons?

>>33827475
>Give it to him straight
Its fucking Femccelerator quest!

>>33827475
>>Give it to him straight

>>33827475
>Act coy

>>33827475
>>Give it to him straight

>>33827411
If I was gonna do a mech quest, it'd be an original setting. Maybe the setting that book I never finished is set in?
That'd make for some interesting stuff, I suppose.
...
I'll start brainstorming in my spare notebook. It might be a good one to run on those days when I get sick, since I'll be free to be as crazy/murderous as I wish, given vampires are expected to be casually evil and all

>>33827475
>Give it to him straight
And by 'straight', I mean, as adorably spaghetti-rific as you deem necessary!

>>33827519
You gotta muscle in, lay claim to his empire before it grows to strong!
>>33827475
>Give it to him straight
Your place is dump!

>>33827475
>Give it to him straight

>>33827475
>Give it to him straight
No reason to edge around it.

>>33827611
>Edge
Hah

>>33827696
Dangit, anon. I thought the same thing, but I didn't say it, because I didn't want to be that guy making the joke on everyone's minds.

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>>33827732
The pun is a noble art form anon, never be ashamed of it.

>>33827763
That is one silly looking monster.

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>>33827934
The Accel manga is hilarious. Everyone is so over the top evil.

Even the gore looks hilarious.

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If anything you were a straightforward person. You were tired of being the conniving bitch. It wasn’t who you were. You didn’t mind having to stick with him but you needed a change of clothes. While you were at it, you wanted a hot bath, the strength to not need the Accelerator’s protection, world peace and that boy you admired to notice you. Certainly it wasn’t impossible right? Your heart sank. Yeah it was probably too much to ask. Still it was worth asking. If you didn’t then you may never know.

“Hey.”

Smooth, Yuriko, real smooth.

“Huh?”

He turned around as he vocalised the question mark. It was that same nasally, “what are you bothering me for trash?” kind of sound.

“Come over to my place.”

There. You said it. You couldn’t take it back now.

“Huh?” he reiterated.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained!

“Your place is trashed,” you continued fearfully, “Come to my place.”

He gave it a thought before turning and continuing on his way.

“Whatever.”

That day, you didn’t find any trouble on the streets. It only reinforced your desire to return to your apartment. You wanted to go home. Mr. Apathy only took the usual route. He didn’t mix it up too much. Maybe that was why no one was attacking him. He had become predictable. He was easy to avoid. Accelerator didn’t seem to care. Today he picked up another dozen or so cans of black coffee. However, instead of just heading home he stood there. You almost wondered what he was thinking, circling around until your faces met.

“Well?” he growled, “Does it look like I know where the fuck you live?”

Ah, so that was that. Tonight, you brought the Accelerator home with you.

>How much hospitality do you show him?

>>33828361
How does one measure hospitality...?

Well, I suppose we should treat him like a guest, at least.

>>33828361
show him in, give the tour, towels here, hamper there. these are the quiet hours etc.

>>33828361
More than a dude who you got drunk with and fought, but less than a family member who is a jerk. Aka couch bed.

>>33828361
He can take the couch, but the shower and such will be available for his use. We're distant, not douchebags.

>>33828361
Not outright hostility, he gets dinner or something for being the scarethug, but not super buddy buddy friendly either?

>>33828361
Cute.

>Give him the tour, let him know about any of those odd little quirks apartments sometimes have , and eventually fall asleep watching movies on the couch with your hid on his shoulder.

>>33828361
Basics, we're not his friend. Show him the amenities, give him food, and give him a blanket or something.

>>33828486
>>Cute.
>
>>Give him the tour, let him know about any of those odd little quirks apartments sometimes have , and eventually fall asleep watching movies on the couch with your hid on his shoulder.
Do this...

>>33828361
You want to keep him with you.
A little less hospitality than shown to a friend slepping over, but more distanced.

>>33828486
>>33828591
This. I'm in the mood for some shenanigans.

>>33828361
Wold you like a dinner or maybe a bath or maybe ...me

>>33828486
>>33828591
>>33828660
>>33828663

Yes... Soon, my maniacal plot to make Bored's new quest absurdly cute and light-hearted will come to fruition.

>>33828361
Enough. Show him the bed/couch, lots of blankets.

>>33828703
I wouldn't mind cute and light-hearted! I just bet that the sempai here is Touma.

>>33828361
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, he's a guest not our boyfriend.
>show him to the couch

>>33828703
Not yet. You're jumping whole swaths of steps here like the impatient guy who runs through crowds up the escalator.

I wasn't there for the angle fall thread and I almost forgot in all the excitement but who did we body swap with during all that.

>>33829265
It's never said. Not particularly important anyways. No one noticed.

>>33829297
yeah but I'm just curious

I can not wait till A Certain Academic City Quest 2 where our team meets up with mom and comes rescue us right guys?.... Right? :(

>>33829265
Nicolas Cage

>>33829356
Nope. AC has Kyril's ass now. The implanted bomb is mandatory.

>>33827280
Dog Days quest seem interesting.

>>33829356
I hope so, if only so I can forget this travesty of an ending ever happened.

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>>33829360

>>33829356
Our team almost certainly got captured right after we did anon.

>>33829356
By season 2, I expect us to be completely brain washed, not knowing who we were in the past, working for the city under a different identity and a kill switch if we rebel. Speaking of that, I can't wait till it starts.

>>33829387
>>33829440
Bomb in the cybernetic leg when?

>>33829427
How long are you going to stay mad?

We knew this would happen. It never wasn't going to happen.

You don't fight the law and win in this city man.

>>33829360
That thread suddenly got more entertaining with that imagery

>>33829427
I am actually OK with this ending, we still live and will experience a new side of the city, hell now that the city owns our ass maybe will get some power boost from them as they get us to do their dirty work.

>>33829440
nah, I see them implanting a bomb in us, black ops suicide missions, no contacting friends in AC, small crampt cell/apartment maybe be ITEM's bitch boy. They wanna know that we know that we are under their heel.


place bets on the rescuer

Mama Torikov?
Touman?
Sparky?
PC?
Some 5th guy/group?

>>33829440
They could also use that balloons in the brain method to mess with him.

>>33829510
Accelerator and Femcelerator.

>>33829510
Touma simply can't. Crowley has people waiting on standby to cripple him and throw him into the same Fridge he threw Kakine into if he ever goes against AC.

Maybe it’s the atmosphere, the familiarity of it all, that got you so relaxed. You wouldn’t otherwise have teased him like so,

“So, would you like dinner, a bath, or maybe, me?”

He looked at you as if you went insane. Your felt the blood rushing to your face as you quickly darted in to the toilet, grabbing a spare blanket, and running out to throw it over him.

“Forget what I said,” you shouted.

The thrown bundle of cloth bounced off him and unfurled itself back on top of you.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh,” you yelled in surprise.

You fell backwards on your arse. Escaping the clutches of the damnable blanket was a struggle. The Accelerator then seemingly pulled it off you one handed. You think he was laughing at you. It was hard to tell with that apathetic mask he hid behind most of the time. Slinging the blanket over his shoulder, he took off his shoes and walked inside. You sat there, stunned, among other emotions, in the hallway, before you had the grace to pick yourself up again.

Dinner was a quiet affair. The ingredients that you had stocked several days ago were still good. You made some niku jaga. Apparently guys liked niku jaga, but it wasn’t intentional. You just didn’t have other ingredients is all. The Accelerator didn’t comment or anything. He just ate in silence, even when you told him about the shower and the couch, and the TV. However, now that you were in your apartment, you could finally do things that you couldn’t before. Something like,

>Watching a movie
>Taking a bubble bath
>Reading Fowl Gods

>>33829510
Personally? I bet on TouMAN and Accelerator teaming up and saving him.

>>33829603
>Reading Fowl Gods

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>33829603
>Reading Fowl Gods
Just to see his reaction to seeing Touma and Kyril who beat his ass.

>>33829603
>Watching a movie

>>33829603
>Reading Fowl Gods
I think my sides just reached orbit

>>33829603
>Reading Fowl Gods

There is no escape from the fowl gods...

>>33829603
>Reading Fowl Gods
Even in death the story menaces.

>>33829603
>Reading Fowl Gods

>>33829603
>>Reading Fowl Gods

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I hope robo leg comes with something cool. besides the tracking device/bomb.

>>33829603
I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN SO MANY BASED OPTIONS

>Watch the movie adaptation of Fowl Gods
>In the bathtub

>>33829603
>reading fowl gods
I swear, those silly interlewds were by far my favorite part of this quest, as odd as that may seem

Is homolust a vector?

>>33829753
A second tracking device/bomb?

Maybe instead a bomb a mini nuke to ensure we take out our companions if we meet them?

Some sort of chemicals that can put us in a coma at the city's command?

>>33829770
I can always combine them.

>>33829770
>Watch the movie adaptation of Fowl Gods
Yes!

>>33829822
Afraid not. It has a magnitude, but not a set direction.

>>33829853
>Watch the movie adaptation of Fowl Gods
This. So much this.

who has had their "likeness borrowed" for fowl gods again? was it kyril and co. and touma

>>33830159
Sivan and Asuka's dad IIRC

>>33829770
THIS

You were watching a web stream in the bath. The show was related to the fujoshi scene. While you didn’t like to think yourself a rotten girl, you possessed all three volumes of the Fowl Gods series. Your friends had recommended the series. You just didn’t think you’d like it, to ‘that’ extent anyway. There was a reason you installed a bookshelf in your toilet.

“So, so, what’s this news we have from Heart-Under-Blade-sensei?” one of the hosts asked.

“As you know, Heart-Under-Blade-sensei has declared her trilogy over and that she was moving on to other things,” another explained, “So it was to our surprise when she announced the following this morning.”

“No, it couldn’t be,” the first host feigned disbelief.

“Yes, that’s right. Fowl Gods is getting an anime adaptation!”

There were cheers all around. You tried to keep it down since you had a guest but you couldn’t help yourself really.

“We have a trailer too,” and the trailer played.

While you didn’t watch that many anime, you think they could have gotten a better studio. You’ve never heard of Natural High before. After all, you wanted the story to be done justice. It had to be animated properly, especially when-

There was a knock on the door. The silhouette was none other than your guest’s.

“Oi you done?”

Way to kill the mood asshole. You had half a mind to go out there and smack his gob. The other half just sighed and grabbed a towel.

He was sitting on the throne, volume one of Fowl Gods in hand when you stepped out. He turned to you, completely disinterested in your body. His face was confused as he uttered the following non-sequitur.

“I was beaten by a faggot?”

>Your response?

>>33830608
"u wot m8?"

>>33830608
Uh.

Does she know he's not a faggot?