Welcome to Harem Protag Quest. You are John Galt, the sentient protagonist of a harem show. Aside from having to gather and keep your harem, you will have to deal with various other obstacles at the Cassandra College of Witches.>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p >Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR>Irisviels list: http://pastebin.com/TSc1d6JV>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuideI’ve updated the pastebins, check them out, not too many things different but kinda important. There is a new one, Irisviels list, which is my attempt at providing a Quest list/things Guide might poke you towards if you get distracted. The commentary is mostly for flavor; let me know what you guys think about it. >Current Stats:>Protag Points: 335>Mana 40/40>Harem Status 5/8You are John Galt. You have just finished breakfast, prepared by your house, managed to freak out Kaede and probably make Nanoha think you’re a pervert. Again. But so far it’s been a relatively quiet morning and you’re hoping it stays that way. At least you haven’t dropped any major powers lately so you don’t have one expressly coming at your face. Today is Sunday, meaning it’s one of your days off from school, you don’t need to do homework, between Kaname and helping Tatsuko you do that all during the week. The question now is what do you want to do with your day?>Timeskip. Jump through the week. Will go to a level up, then one or two scenes during the week and then back to Saturday. >Play through today. You will play through the day, roughly four scenes of talking/working/messing around with people in the house.
>>33793130Look, a wild thread appears!I'm going to give this about 20~ minutes for people to arrive and make decisions. Please don't kill each other.
>Play through today. You will play through the day, roughly four scenes of talking/working/messing around with people in the house.It's been a while, so we should get reacquainted with our waifus. I am so fucking happy right now.
>>33793130Play through today.
>>33793130>Play through today. You will play through the day, roughly four scenes of talking/working/messing around with people in the house.
Isn't this when our date with Kaede is scheduled? Or is that next sunday?
>>33793218Next Sunday. She heard everything last night so we might hold off on mentioning Slendere to her until after classes.
>>33793130>Timeskip. Jump through the week. Will go to a level up, then one or two scenes during the week and then back to Saturday.
>>33793130Oh hey Guide, welcome back.Threadly reminder that the eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>33793130>>Timeskip. Jump through the week. Will go to a level up, then one or two scenes during the week and then back to Saturday.
>>33793242>>33793243In that case>Timeskip. Jump through the week. Will go to a level up, then one or two scenes during the week and then back to Saturday.It lets us level up a bit and get the Witchball/Wand orders done without taking 2-3 more threads, and it gets us closer to the time for our date with second-best girl (After Tatsuko)Falcon will always be best waifu though, even if MCCYOA has gone into hiding.
>>33793130>>Timeskip. Jump through the week. Will go to a level up, then one or two scenes during the week and then back to Saturday.While I really would like go in to detail for a lot of things, like how to deal with cease and desist and witchball and the other things, I think we can move along a bit.
Looks like we're time skipping. Writing.
>>33793130its Sunday we have angles watching go to church?
You decide that things are going along just fine, so you let the narrative take over. For Sunday you: (Please pick 4.)Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)Talked with Imca (Will move to Probationary member.)Talked with Riela (Will move to Probationary member.)Talked with Elizasleyn (Will move to Probationary member.)Talked with Melodiana (Will move to Probationary member.)Talked with Mehisha (Will move to Probationary member.)Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)Talked with Kaede (Will gain information about the date.)Trained the Delinquents (Organization or Discipline)
>>33793452I'd imagine our compound now has a chappel/church to provide them.
>>33793487>Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)>Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)>Talked with Melodiana (Will move to Probationary member.)
>>33793487Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)
>>33793487>Witchball project>Nahoha's wand>Talked with Nanoha>Talked with Kaede
>>33793487>Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)>Talked with Imca (Will move to Probationary member.)
>>33793487>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)>Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)>Talked with Kaede (Will gain information about the date.)Because who doesn't want to know more about an adorable girl like her?
>>33793487>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)Trained the Delinquents (Organization or Discipline)Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
>>33793487>Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)>Trained the Delinquents (Organization or Discipline)We need to get the delinquents to stop sucking as much. We are going to be facing off against serious groups at some point, and we need them to be at least good enough that 5 people can't kill every single one of them like last time
>>33793487>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)>Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)>Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)
>>33793487>Hung out with your girls.>Worked on the Witchball project.>Talked with Nanoha (I'd prefer we get her to Probationary Status before we juice her wand)>Trained the Delinquents (Discipline)
>>33793487>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)>Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)>Talked with Kaede (Will gain information about the date.)I really want us to get to know the Reaper, but I wan't to maintain the integrity of our household and make sure the "Date" goes well enough for Kaede's granny be satisfied.
>>33793487>Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)>Talked with Kaede (Will gain information about the date.)
>>33793487>Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
>>33793568don't gotta give her the wand till we chat her up a bit
Calling, give me a minute to tabulate.
>>33793618Looks like. Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)Won. I'm going to start writing, if somebody wants to double check me that would be nice.
Reminder to fuck the dyke straight
>>33793770Thats been the goal since we met her
>>33793698by my count14 Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)13 >Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)10 Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)7 Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)6 Talked with Kaede4 Trained the Delinquents (Organization or Discipline)2 Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)1 Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)1 Talked with Melodiana (Will move to Probationary member.)1 >Talked with Imca (Will move to Probationary member.)
>>33793808I thought it was just to become bros with her.
>>33793130I just weirded out everyone at my work by screaming, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" like a little girl and then giggling to myself. Thank you Guide.
>>33793828>>33793808Nigga fuck that shit, that would imply we let the complication live
>>33793808I don't want to fuck her straight. I want to fuck her bi, and have her team up with us with the other girls.
>>33793828I'm alright with becoming bros, but if she wants to be more than that then she will have to drop the crazy.
>>33793865gay as shit
>>33793882>not liking threesomesAlso,>bi as shit
>>33793891>being a degeneratebi is codeword for slut
>>33793891>threesomesnigga we have a whole harem, we had a threesome like a night ago, but fucking sharing our girls with the dyke
>>33793838Hahahaha. Thanks. >>33793698Sunday was a busy day, at least for you. Immediately after breakfast you went into your new workshop and basically locked yourself inside until dinner. You poured over all of your books, along with Irisviels help, and beat your head against a wall for a long time, but you managed to complete both of the projects. You decided to wait until later to actually show the Witchball club what you made, but you decided Nanoha deserved to get her wand immediately, especially after all that you’d done around her and the help she provided. That led to her actually stopping and talking with you for a while, first about the wand and then you actually got to know each other. After dinner you and your girls, now joined by Nanoha to your mild surprise, piled into the living room and watched movies till you fell asleep. It wasn’t a crazy night, but it did bring you closer to all of them. You wake up Saturday morning, Tatsuko and Akeno on either side of you. You spent your week building up your skills. You improved (pick one.) (All are current levels.)Summoning: Weak, -10 to all rolls. Enchanting: Expert, +30 to all rolls.Casting: Novice, -30 to all rollsMysticism: Novice, -30 to all rollsPhysical: Strong, +10 to all rolls. Sword-fighting: Strong +10 to all rolls.
>>33793924PhysicalHow close are we to sparkle flexing?
Trifles like gender don't matter so long as it feels good.
>>33793938Expert will get you drooling girls. Sparkle flexing is Master level.
>>33793924>Physical: Strong, +10 to all rolls.Get fit
>>33793924>Summoning: Weak, -10 to all rolls.
>>33793924>Physical: Strong, +10 to all rolls.
>>33793924>PhysicalEnchantment is high enough for now.
>>33793924>SummoningRemember the awesome Butler.
>>33793924I want EnchantingBut Physical is good to if we cant do enchanting yet
>>33793900>bi is codeword for slutAnd let me guess, you still can't fuck one? :)
>>33794029I'm asexual so no
>>33793924Physical. Gotta get it to Legendary.
>>33794029You were doing so well until the smiley face.
>>33793924Man that's a though choice, but I guess I'll double down on Enchanting for now.
For the record this is not t vote>>33793991>>33793978but we want to be well rounded to support more enchanting based on everything else we should leave that at current and boost Casting or Mysticism first.That being said our Enchanting & Physical also need boosts now.
>>33793945Hedonist pls go
Looks like you want to head for Sparkle flexing and the ability to survive Karasuba. Writing.
>>33793130>Guide's backHey, are you doing okay? After the crash and the family situation, I can't help but ask.
>>33794088>ability to survive Karasubadamn right, can't wait
>>33794035>asexual>Judging another's sexualityIts like you're the degenerate or something.
>>33794088for the record was boasting enchantment to Legendary allowed at this time?
>>33794144Said the degenerate
>>33793924Ah that’s right. You worked on your physical tone during the week. Beyond the fact that Karasuba was going to keep beating you into the dirt if you didn’t, your girls seemed to enjoy the fact that your body was now even leaner, toned and the fact that you had more energy overall. It certainly helped with some of your other distractions, even if it caused random girls around campus to try and hit on you. But today, today was the day that the Public Morals Committee said that they were going to come by and try and break you away from the girls. Stretching as you pry yourself away from your very comfy bedmates, you try and decide your course of action for the day. >Do about your morning like normal.>Get up, ask Irisviel to power up the barriers and wake the Delinquents. >Wake everybody, go Committee hunting.>Other. >>33794095It was more of small fender bender than anything and nothing was hurt besides my free time and my wallet. Family is fine. Besides normal stuff.
>>33794148Master, yes. Legendary is a bit away from you yet.
>>33794167>Do about your morning like normal>Other.Work on your flexing
>>33794167>Do about your morning like normal.Make sure we cook breakfast before the house does this time.
>>33794167>Do about your morning like normal>Don't wear a shirt today, or ever
>>33794167>>Wake everybody, go Committee hunting.I'm tempted to give no fucks, but they're trying to cockblock us. Show no mercy.
>>33794167>>Other.Have their Public Morals Commitee shut down on the grounds that its goals and function are unconstitutional.Failing that:>Wake everybody, go Committee hunting.
>>33794157>Said the degenerateNot even using a period. Its like you want people to think less of you.
>>33794167>>Do about your morning like normal.We need shirts that can easily be done away with in case of FLEX.
>>33794215Do you think I care what some damn dirty hedonist thinks of me?
>>33794167>>Other.We should show the witchball team their new flight thing.
>>33794167>It was more of small fender bender than anything and nothing was hurt besides my free time and my wallet.Unfortunate, but better than some of the alternatives.>Family is fine. Besides normal stuff.That good, huh?>Do about your morning like normal.I honestly think that, as the Morals group, we may not have to worry about things like ambushes or dirty tactics. Let's not show them we're afraid!
>>33794204this plan fuck its a sunny collage in summer people go around naked in California no pants too speedo only enchanted to protect from weather
>>33794228Since you are still going on about it, yes. I believe you do.
>>33794214>>33794245combine For The Win
>we have a nice ass sword>we have a body to die forSo when are we gonna grow out our hair and start being a real man
>>33794167>Go about your morning like normal.
>>33794284>So when are we gonna grow out our facial hair and start being a real manFixed
>>33794228Yes. Because if you didn't you wouldn't have replied. Nice try kid, but maybe next time.
>Get up, ask Irisviel to power up the barriers and wake the Delinquents. We are getting an army assembled and having harem members as captains and us as the commander. Cue army montage. Our Air Force will be the witch all team.
>>33794334>relying on a Mercenary Air Squadron
So when the committee shows up we just flex real hard until they pass out and when that fails we flip their skirts and run right?
Looks like you're giving no immediate fucks. Showers and breakfast incoming. >>33794334>>33794344Not having Naval Squadron pass by in full review.
>>33794344https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF06tyPkuosMercenary Air is best Air.
>>33794344>Not Warcrimes, Fuck Yeah!
>>33794368So when we max out physical we are gonna be full out guts tier right?
>>33794480>Maxing out Physical is simple Guts level.More like >Laughing Gods.jpg
>>33794504This explained nothing, am I being retarded again?
>>33794480Guts is way to serious. More like Rakan levels of absurdity.
>>33794480>max enchantment>people start calling us Tim
>>33794518Guts is...probably legendary level I guess. My ratings go significantly higher. You just haven't met somebody there yet.
>>33794518Guts is a very down to earth character in the grand scheme of things. We'll probably get silly
>>33794167You decide that it’s the weekend and fuck the threat of somebody disturbing your normal routine. You’re dangerous enough now that you can go about your normal routine without worrying about random group members. Getting out of bed like normal, dodging Tatsuko trying to use you as a pillow is as natural as breathing by now, you grab some clothes and head for the shower. You’re undisturbed this morning, ever since last weekend it’s been about 50/50 for company even if the actual hanky panky rate is lower. Putting on one of your loose workout sleeveless shirts and a simple set of shorts, you grab your sword and slide the loop over your back so it won’t get in the way during your normal activities. Downstairs you manage to get ahead of Irisviel, shooing her out even as she pouts. You make breakfast like normal, lots and lots of tasty everything that leaves even the angels happy and satisfied despite them claiming they don’t actually need to eat. It’s just as everyone has finished that you hear it. It’s a steady thump of feet. Then some chanting. “End the indecency! End the indecency!” is what you hear mostly. A glance out the window shows…what looks like hundreds of average girls. Who are apparently staging a protest outside of your house. The leader from last time is out front, egging them on. Along with somebody in a cloak whom you haven’t seen before. >Ignore them. >Go outside and ask them to keep it down.>Fuck it. Attack.>Other
>>33794585>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.
>>33794585>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.This is a bigger middle finger than just ignoring them.
>>33794585>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.act like this is normal everyday businessalso >sword on backnigger what are you doing
>>33794585>>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.Ask them to at least wait until after breakfast. Maybe threaten to alert the authorities to their disturbing of the peace.
>>33794540What, not even the Headmistress?
>>33794585>Call campus police and get them to deal with the problem, technically, they are disturbing the peace.
>>33794585>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.>Ladies! LADIES! Please, I haven room enough for all you. No need to shout.
>>33794619You're just carrying it around and I admit to having crap knowledge of swords. >>33794634Hnn...well maybe her and Odin.
>>33794585>Go outside and ask them to keep it down."Hey look, sorry to butt in like this but it's still kinda early and people like to sleep in, so... keep it down a bit, yeah?"
>>33794585>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.Convert them with your cooking.
>>33794650Drawing from the back is stupid, it leaves you open like a mother fucker, and it takes far more time than if it was at your waist
>>33794619Probably not meant to be drawn like that, just, like, in a case or something.
>>33794641>>33794664These two.>Ladies please I have room enough for all of you.>WHAT!?-->For breakfast!>...What!?>Trust me, you'll love it. C'mon in!
>>33794585>A glance out the window shows…what looks like hundreds of average girls. Who are apparently staging a protest outside of your house. The leader from last time is out front, egging them on. Along with somebody in a cloak whom you haven’t seen before.We're gonna need more food. A lot more food. And a bigger dining room. I'm not sure if Iri can handle a load this big.
>>33794585Is it early enough for us to file a noise complaint against them?If not, call the appropriate authority to make sure they actually got a permit for this protest and if so who in the administration is backing them (no way they navigated an academic bureaucracy that quickly without someone pulling some strings).
Remember, we have no clue who they are, they're just some random people doing this
>>33794674Also, it makes you look like Kirito, and I'd like to be conceptually as far away from that faggot as possible.
Alright, you have clearly decided to give no fucks to the Public Morals Committee. Writing.
>>33794585>Other.Flex, like a man
>>33794701This. The fridge can't even hold enough eggs.
>>33794585>somebody in a cloakI swear to god if this ninja bitch
>>33794752It's a Gundam!
>>33794800That's more funny than it had any right to be.
>>33794812Glad I'm not the only one.
>>33794800That's no Zaku, boy. No Zaku.
>>33794302That is one hell of a gif,. I was actually mesmerized.
>>33794585Deciding that, while annoying, you aren’t going to attack them, you then further decide to go outside and ask them to keep it down. “Where are you going?” asks Kaname, as you head towards the door. “They’re disturbing my morning,” you reply with a grin, “I’m going to ask them to keep it down.” Kaname looks at you like you’re stupid, which you get a lot, but then sighs. “Fine, just don’t be a complete ass about it alright? I’d like to be the aggrieved party, not the aggressor if it comes down to a fight.” You nod at her and grin. “Alright alright, don’t start a fight with the mob of girls out there, got ya.” Once more stepping towards the door, moving your sword to your waist just in case they decide to attack you, you’re stopped by Tatsuko. “What?” you say, looking up at her. She just grins at you and then you feel some water fall over your body as Akeno dumps a bowl on you. Turning towards her, you splutter, “What was that for?” Akeno smiles at you, then points at your shirt, which is now dripping and clinging to your body, “That’s why,” she says, “Now go get em.” She turns you around and then pushes you out the door. You almost stumble, but manage to make it look more like a dramatic step as your find yourself standing on the front porch with a wet shirt, a sword and several hundred girls now staring at you. Deciding to ham it up a little, you take your shirt and begin to wring it out, letting your impeccably toned abs show to the world. You hear a collective gasp from the gathered females, even as you continue to hold your shirt up. “Hey,” you say casually, almost slouching, “Can you guys keep it down out here? It’s the morning and some of us like to sleep late or maybe take a nap after a workout ok?”
>>33794990There’s a few seconds of dead silence as they apparently try and fail to get over their collective shock. But then the leader manages to shake her glasses covered face enough to wake herself up. “No!” she yells at you, clearly enraged by the fact that you managed to distract her, “We won’t stop until you cease and desist with your indecent activities!” “That’s really not going to happen,” you say, leaning against the railing, “Is there any other way we can stop this or am I just going to have to live my life with you guys chanting at me?” She pauses, then glances at the cloak covered person behind her. “There is a way. You will fight our Champion. In the off chance that you win, we will cease. But when she wins you will immediately move out from here and never come back!” She points dramatically at you as she says this. >Hmm…nope. Go back inside.>Alright. (Prepare for battle)>Hmm…nope. See, I have a bunch of people too. (Summon group, beat their asses)>Other
>>33795000>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.And not a single fuck was give that day.
>>33795000>Alright. (Prepare for battle)
>>33795000>Other"I'm kind of not in the mood for fighting, is there another way we can resolve this aside from with violence?"
>>33795000>>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.They'll tire themselves out eventually. And if they don't, we can always drown them out. Akeno is probably quite loud in bed.
>>33795000>can we use our own champion?If so go get ms.black
>>33795000>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.>See if we can't find a noise cancelling ward to ignore them more efficiently
>>33795029Supporting this. Maybe we could do wrestling or twister.
>>33795000>Hmm…nope. >"You don't have the authority to do anything, and you expect me to risk moving out over this? Kindly go to hell.">Go back inside.
>>33795000>>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.
>>33795000>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.>Keep making noise like that and eventually you're going to piss off the house. So keep that in mind.
>>33795000>Hmm…nope. Go back inside."See, the issue is that you're acting like I'm the only person who matters in this situation. That if you can convince "the man" all the little girls will follow his lead and everything will sort itself out. I find that highly sexist and offensive."
>>33795040>>33795029how good are we at seduction? if we're good at it playing something like twister could get us their championotherwise go back inside
Alright. Looks like you forgot your bowl of fucks for breakfast. Writing.
>>33795029This.Lets play "Play Doctor".If they refuse we just go back inside
>>33794990Tatsuko a best, also we look sexy as fuck, can we just flex until they leave?
>>33795061So... accuse them of being sexist because they are holding the male entirely responsible for the situation? Huh, that's actually true.
>>33795092Not quite yet. But you're close.
>>33795083It's more that after our activities withthe girls we have run out of fucks to give.
>>33795110How many threads?
>>33795118Master level. So, a few, till next level up.
>>33795130>a fewthats gonna be more than a month of ain't it?
>>33795000(Scratch back of head) "Ugh, it's still way too early for this crap... Look, I have kind of a busy day that needs to be taken care of first, I assume you're plan is to stick around and make noise until I accept your terms right? My dorm has incredibly powerful noise dampening fields, so that's not really going to work.""How about this, why don't you guys settle down, set up some rest areas so you can rotate with the protesting and make sure everyone has access to food and water - you guys brought water right? It's supposed to be hot as hell today - and we can have a meeting between the core leadership of both our groups later on the patio. Hell, I'll even cook if you guys promise not to get too unruly."Prioritize a meeting with the witchball club. Make sure they see the team captain stop by and leave looking determined and optimistic about their chances this season.
>>337951342015 would probably be a good estimate.
>>33795095Well, yes. If you want to play the "lecherous male and helpless chaste female" in modern society expect to get slapped by the helpless female in question
>>33795062>how good are we at seduction?Why not ask the half-dozen girls in our harem?>>33795061Seconding this
>>33795150Ok.Seems like the vote-windows's long enough for long write-ins anyway.
>>33795143This is retarded but we should totally bring them water and snacks to them while they protest us
>>33795143No.>>33795061Ha! Do it.
>>33795000>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.
>>33795155>If you want to play the "lecherous male and helpless chaste female" in modern society expect to get slapped by the helpless female in questionAfter she finished looking at her daily hentai, of course.
>>33795000>inb4 its ms.black going full yandere
>>33795061I like this and offering them snacks and water like a gentleman.
>>33795222That's stupid considering she has no reason to & has given no indication of it. If anything she'd just challenge him or possibly just jump him.
>>33795000You look at her, then at the girl standing behind her. You’re not really worried about fighting her, you just really don’t want to, so you decide not to. “How about, no,” you say, to which the leader visibly deflates before puffing up again. “What, how dare you come out here just to mess with us! Our resolve will not be broken!” she screams at you. “Yeah, no,” you say to her, not bothered by her actions, “See, first off, you’re acting like I somehow seduced all of these girls like a sleazeball. Most of them decided to join me on their own, just from me being around them. So, it’s really them you should be trying to convince if you want us to break up, because I frankly don’t care what you think and its offensive for you to think that I’m somehow in charge of them. Secondly, you caught me on a bad day if you wanted to give a fuck about what you think, the girls have been wringing them out of me faster than I can make more.” With that you turn and open the door, shutting it just as your words have time to make it through the combined groups brains. A wave of outraged sound hits you, before Irisviel apparently does something and it drops to a light buzz. Akeno is grinning at you as you step back inside. “Well, that was fun, if unproductive,” she says. “Yeah,” you reply, “I wonder how long they’re going to be there.
>>33795061Not to mention that they're not exactly risking anything in their gamble while we'd be risking everything. "If you lose your gamble, you'll lose everything, but if you win I'll just go annoy somebody else." Doesn't sound like a fair gamble.
>>33795261It’s almost 1 P.M. now and as far as you can tell they’re all still out there. You’ve mostly been finishing up some spare work from class and trying to not listen to Akeno’s suggestions that doing it in front of a window to annoy them would be a good idea. It is somewhat tempting though. Ahem. But your stomach is rumbling now, so it’s time for some lunch. Heading downstairs to the kitchen you start to make food for yourself, lunch is one of the meals you let others make for themselves seeing as how everyone eats at a slightly different time. A thought hits you. No…well maybe…>Just cook enough for yourself, but make it smell really good. >Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….>Finish up quick, then go bug them some more verbally.>Other.
>>33795247Not to mention that teachers can't participate in fights between students, or take sides in a conflict between groups.
>>33795000>Hmm…nope. set up a noise stopping ward wall to stop this form interrupting our daywe should also whip up some ear plugs that just block out chants and protest songs all politicians will love us
>>33795150>>33795186>>33795189Sorry, still trying to get a feel for HPQ's audience. On a scale of "eh" to "That's even more fucking retarded than your last post. Seriously, fuck off!" what would your reactions have been if I'd gone with my original idea of proposing a Yakitate Japan! style cooking battle (Housie can totally grow a stadium if we need it) against their Champion rather than try mixing diplomacy and seduction (through our cooking) with the majority chosen "Hmm...nope." option?Serious here, while I'm not going away there's no point in me suggesting things that aren't going to contribute to the dialogue and it's better to know now what kind of tone/silliness/sanity restrictions I'm working with. Sorry for the bother.
>>33795285>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….>But open a few windows to let the smell out.If the leader presses, tell her we'd sincerely like to take this opportunity to discuss our concerns like rational adults.Over delicious, delicious food.
>>33795285>trying to not listen to Akeno’s suggestionsWhy are we not agreeing with these suggestions immediately?
>>33795285>>Just cook enough for yourself, but make it smell really good.
>>33795285>>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….
>>33795285>Just cook enough for yourself, but make it smell really good.
>>33795285>Cook LOADSMake tons of food for protesters, turning this calamity at your doorstep into a giant party with food throwing.
>>33795285make enough for every one protesters too grill out on the front lawn make it smell so good they cum in there panties
>>33795285>Grill side of beef on side porch.>Invite the witchball captain over so you can update her on our little project.
>>33795285>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….grill on the front lawn, in your underwear, if they comment yell at them about how oppressing they are
>>33795353fuck yea Party Party Party Hard
>>33795285>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….
>>33795353I now hope that the protesters are all traps
>>33795285grill for us, the harem, the Delinquents, and the Witchball team. With enough left over for the protestors, if any come and ask
>>33795311I support this. From here on out, Saturday is "No-Fucks Given"day. If anyone has a problem with us we just fire up the grill and invite them to our BBQ.
>>33795355That seems like something that would be better for dinner to me. And it would be a reason to invite the whole team over & have a demonstration of their new kit.
>not having an outside BBQ to taunt the other girls with the delicious smell of food.
>>33795393There's probably not enough male magic users to make it possible.But the prospect is interesting
>>33795423and our abs
>>33795433I can dream
Alright. Looks like you guys are taunting with EPIC OUTDOOR FOOD PARTY!Writing.And getting food for myself.
>>33795418>better for dinnerMaybe, but I'm not sure they're going to want to do test flights with the new gear after dark.On the other hand, they might want to keep this whole thing under wraps, so maybe the cover of darkness works?
we should have an outside BBQ, set up a volleyball net or something and have some fun in the sun.
>>33795468they're all traps right? please
>>33795468>EPIC OUTDOOR FOOD PARTY!Hey, we have to feed the delinquents sometime.
>>33795468so I'm assuming we aren't going to wear a shirt under our apron, since the girls were oh so mean to us and got it wet?
>>33795503;_; none of them?
>>33795527It's possible that one of the girls has a summoning familiar who is a trap, but they can't be ones themselves.
>>33795521>Not going out only in an apronScrub
>>33795521Since you ignored her suggestion, Akeno has been busy hiding all of your shirts. >>33795527>>33795516It's a girls school anons. There's like, ten guys in it.
>>33795548;_; my life is a lie
Why do you guys want traps so much. They don't make for good harem members.
>>33795527we still have a chance for a reverse traps anon.
>>33795573Thats what you think
>>33795573trap is building a anti harem trying to stell the show from us can we cut this bitch down to size ? be fore she makes us and all our friends irreverent?or worse a npc
>>33795595John doesn't seem to be type to be into other guys. So yes, that is what I think.
>>33795623Nigga we are John, kinda. We call the shots in this bitch
>>33795623just ignore them, that's what I am doing
>>33795548>Since you ignored her suggestion, Akeno has been busy hiding all of your shirts.why are all our girls so best?
>>33795544Great as it would be, we probably don't want to get jumped by our entire harem and have an orgy on the front lawn. We'd burn the food
>>33795727Because we have good taste
>>33795285“Iri,” you ask your house, who pops up right beside you, “How much food do we have?” “Quite a bit,” she ask, looking at you with curiosity, “Why?” “I just had an idea,” you say, massive grin coming onto your face, “So break out the big grill and all the food, I’m going to need your help with this one.” About forty five minutes later, you and Iri are busy cooking in front of a frankly massive grill, with the Delinquents and your girls busy helping out to prepare the sides as a frankly massive sound system they pulled from somewhere blasts summer party music loud enough to drown out the Public Morals group. Not that they’re really chanting that loud anymore, between your raw ability and Iri’s years of cooking, the smell your grill is making is frankly beyond description, each sear of meat caressing the ears and every waft of spices causing mouths to drool. The Witchball team has also come by, their numbers much smaller than the Delinquents, but between the promise of epic food and that you’d finished the project they’d asked for, they came. Most of them seem to be drooling, staring at both you in just shorts and an apron as well as the truly massive amounts of food you’re cooking. But others seem to be having fun with the delinquents, playing volleyball and chilling in a remarkably large above ground pool that somebody conjured up. Overall it’s having exactly the effect you want on the protestors. Most are sitting, drooling and wanting to join. A few have wandered away. Only the leader and a small group of die-hards are still chanting at you. The cloaked person is sitting down, you can feel her staring at you. Or maybe it’s the food, you aren’t sure. >Continue the party, let them sit. >Invite them over, provided they stop protesting. >Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything. >Other.
>>33795761>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.
>>33795761>>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.
>>33795761>Invite them over, provided they stop protesting.
We are actually a real cool guy now that i think about it
>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.I am getting behind no fucks given Saturday.
>>33795761>OtherSend over a few trays of food and a couple coolers of drinks
>>33795813He's pretty damn chill for the most part, yeah.
>>33795761>>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.we could ask our main girls to bring them some drinks and ask anyone if they want to stop the silly protest and join the party.
Alright. Saturday is now officially "No fucks given" day. Writing.
>>33795817Why is No Fucks Saturday the best Saturday?Who cares? No fucks given
Let's just imvite them. Us being nice and them looking like jerks seems more effective for our image.
>>33795749Alyster Crowley could win chess championship while having sex.I think we can manage
>>33795761>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything. Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave
>>33795878We need to get a pipe, john seems like a pipe kind of guy
>>33795761It takes just a little while, but eventually you get to serving everyone food. First your girls, then the Witchball team and then the Delinquents. Everybody is eager to get some, but there is little to no pushing because there is clearly more than enough for everybody. There’s so much in fact that nearly half the grill is still covered with food when you no longer have a line. It’s here, that you grin. Making a big show of acting like you had no idea you made so much food, you stare at it in confusion. Then you look up at the protestors like you’d not known they’d been there the entire time. Giving them a grin that has to be visible even from the distance you’re at, you wave at them like an idiot and mime eating. It takes a minute, you have to repeat the gesture a few times, but they get the idea. But nobody moves, at first. Then, there’s a twitch and one of them stands up, straightens her back and marches up to Tatsuko, who is standing over the plates, and politely puts her hands out. Tatsuko smiles and puts it in her hands. That breaks the spell. First a few more, then the entire group are heading towards you. You serve them all, every last one that decides to come over. It’s most of them, with only about a dozen staying over by the leader, who grows increasingly apoplectic and yells decreasingly effective threats at them the entire time. Even the cloaked girl comes with them, which draws another large shout from the leader, but she ignores it too. Eventually you’re finished serving, with just enough food in front of you for say…a dozen or so people. Besides yourself of course, there’s no way you’d not make some for yourself. >Approach the remaining group. >Let them stay. >Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything. >Other.
>>33795967john seems like the kind of guy who just doesn't smoke for no particular reason. But if he did smoke it would be a pipe. IMO
>>33796062>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.
>>33796062>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.>their champion betrayed themahahaha fucking cunts, when will they learn that john is truly the best
>>33796062>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.
>>33796081>>33796093>>33796099>>33796101>>33796104>>33796111>>33796125The hivemind is in full effect today. Did you expect anything else from no fucks given Saturday.
>>33796062>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.>>33795967Smoking decrease stamina, anon.But John seems the kind of guy that can pull off a bubble pipe
>>33796062>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.Forget the olive branch we've extended half a damn tree. The rest is up to them. We should find out who the Gunda- I mean cloaked person is.
>>33796062>Set out a place for them, but don't say anything>Relax and enjoy the party>Help with clean up
We should talk to the cloaked figure.
Yeah, calling it here. Writing.
>>33796149>john blows bubbles in the face of the leader of the committee
>>33796062>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything. >>33796149Oh god yes bubble pipe I literally LOLed we also need to own a red velvet smoking jacket.
>>33796062>>Approach the remaining group.I know you don't want to join us but that doesn't mean you should go hungry bring them some food.
So if they don't eat we are gonna yell at them for wasting food right?
>>33796062Taking the final remnants of the massive amount of food you cooked, you set up a table. It’s just long enough for six people on each side, with a chair sat on the end. Every last drip of juice is set up in a perfect display of culinary artistry. Ice cold drinks are left out. You and Iri make it look like it should be on the front of a food magazine. Then you leave it. You grab your own food and then dive into the party, your girls taking turns hanging off of you or feeding you, stealing an occasional kiss in the process. Even Nanoha comes by, not hanging off of you by any means but she does spend more time with you than she’d done before. Several of the protestors come by and say sorry, which you wave off with “It’s alright” and a smile, before telling them to go back to the party. The Delinquents also state their thanks to you, most of them looking much less grouchy and depressed and more happy and carefree. The Witchball team, well, they come by too, Galland stating her thanks profusely and affirming that the Witchball team is now yours without question. (You showed her your enchantment earlier, she nearly cried.) Aurora also came by and thanked you, with a kiss on the cheek that caused Akeno to immediately punish you by hoping into your lap and trying to suck out your tonsils. Eventually you look up from all of your fun and see most of the table with people at it, only two spots not taken. One is the leader, who seems to be crying, and another girl who seems to be trying to get her to eat. Off to the side you see the cloaked figure looking at you, you wonder what she’s thinking. >Go talk to the leader.>Go talk to the cloaked person. >Just let the party go on, you’re good. >Other.
>>33796318What no. If they don't come over then we'll take the food to them.
>>33796323>>Go talk to the cloaked person.
>>33796323>cryingwhat did we do
>>33796323>Go talk to the cloaked person.Give the leader a little more time to stew.
>>33796323>>Go talk to the leader.Shit mang. Didn't mean to make you cry. Bring her food.
>>33796323>Go talk to the cloaked person.
>>33796323>Go talk to the cloaked person. We need to continue no fucks given Saturday and we also don't want to upset the leader further.
>>33796323>>Go talk to the leader.
>>33796323>Go talk to the cloaked person.Get her to make the leader eat, also get her to apologize for us, I think our presence alone would make it worse
>>33796323>>Go talk to the cloaked person.Say politely that if she really want a spar, she can go to Ms. Black's dojo next time we train there
>>33796351You broke her in the most effective way possible. By being a good person.
>>33796383By the power of HAPPINESS!>>33796323>Go talk to the cloaked person.
>>33796351>>33796361The leader was using "morality" as an excuse to try and break the other girls from us and become our girlfriend, and now she not only was abandoned by everyone, she also saw how happy our girls were with us.Now she's crying because she's afraid that she'll never get to be with John.
>>33796323>Go talk to the leader.oh god we made a girl cry! how can we help?
>>33796323>>Go talk to the leader.I feel something vaguely approaching bad for her.
>>33796323>Go talk to the cloaked person. Introduce her to Karasuba, then ask if she still wants to fight us.
>>33796323>inb4 the leader is a dyke with a crush on one of our girls and we just crushed her soul by proving we deserve her more
>>33796323>Go talk to the leaderWhile the cloaked one interests me, I just can't ignore a crying girl.
>>33796383What kind of monster would do such a thing?
>>33796323>Go talk to the leader
Rolled 18>>33796323>Go talk to the leader.
>>33796400Wait. I swear I've seen this tactic beforeOr maybe we only seduced the girl she had views on
If we talk to the leader now she will lash out. You wait until she actually starts eating. She will then lower her guard enough that she will just relent.
>>33796323>Go talk to the leader.
>>33796414No, anonThe leader has a crush on John, but didn't think there was room for her in the harem.We missed out on the time-honored tradition of waifuing an arc's villian the first time because Lydia is shit, but we can't fail here!
Chances are the leader was only a patsy and the cloacked figure is the real driving force of the group. My guess is that she is judging us by our actions.
>>33796323>>Go talk to the cloaked person.Disregard despair, engage conversation.
>>33796477cloaked person is more interesting character than leader and our presence will upset the leader more.
Alright, calling it here for counting.
>>33796517Blerg. Alright. You were tied when I called it, but I'm going to write anyway. Be back in a bit.
>>33796578Going for both? I can get behind that.
>>33796578actually cloaked won by one the one under your post was a second before yours.
>>33796578>>33796591Woah woah volvo >we could have done both?
>>33796602I think he is counting it.Unless I counted wrong, the posts above it have leader winning by one.
>>33796602Huh, yeah. How did that happen?
>>33796517 13:56:08>>33796518 13:56:07>>33796602I still don't get how this happens.
>>33796619we are counting greenposts only right?
>>33796619>>33796602Shut up, both of you. talking to both is clearly the best option.
>>33796602Counted it. >>33796627Nope, I count all of them as long as they aren't blatantly samefagging.
>>33796625server callback response times. The first post hit the sever before the other did because of internet speeds.
>>33796633>talk to the leader>break what remains of her shallow pride>she swears revenge and runs aways crying
>>33796578Well, I don't know if you're seeing the same thing I am, but even though >>33796578 is posted after >>33796517 (in my browser) its timestamp is a second earlier. Just pointing it out in case you hadn't noticed.
>>33796645Time logged was from when they sent it from their pc's. >>33796637Really huh then let me recount.
>>33796651>she comes back bigger and stronger>we flip her skirt and run away
>>33796663Sorry, should've updated before posting...
>>33796668Might be some difference of opinion as to "blatant samefagging"
>>33796651>Not comforting the leader.
>>33796637I still have the cloaked wining by one. What was your count?
>>33796323On instinct, you turn towards the cloaked figure, whom seems like the much more interesting of the two, but she shakes her head and nods towards the leader. You put on a wry grin and shake your head, but you change direction anyway. Crying girls…bleh. As you approach the girl, who is still resisting her subordinate, she sees you and hides behind the other girl. “I’m sorry!” she blubbers, “I’m sorry! I thought you were a bad person but I was wrong!” She hiccups a couple more times. “I thought you were taking advantage of them like the Founder said the men would but you’re not!” She cries a little more, eyes red and still leaking tears, “Please forgive me, I’m sorry.” She looks at the ground. >Forgive her. >Don’t forgive her. >Tell her not to do it again, then forgive her. >Other.
>>33796733>>Forgive her.Called it, someone else got her to do it.
>>33796323>(You showed her your enchantment earlier, she nearly cried.)sorta sad we missed that actually
>>33796733>Tell her not to do it again, then forgive her.
>>33796733Don't worry about it.
>>33796733>OtherPat on head.Laugh "How about we have some food?"
>>33796733>tell her to not be so quick to judge others, forgive her
>>33796733>Tell her not to do it again, then forgive her. "I could see how it may look like that from the outside. Try to get a better look next time it may reveal the truth."
>>33796721My point is that trying to comfort her will be exactly what breaks her.
>>33796733>>Forgive her.then ask her to check her facts before she tries to ruin someone else relationships. Also when she calms down ask who the founder is.
>>33796733>>Forgive her.Giver 'er a pat on the head and get them to the food.
>>33796780Seconding this. Who is the founder?
>>33796733>>Forgive her.>>Invite her over for some food
>>33796733>Forgive her without a second thought
>>33796778>>33796769Combine for perfect emotional balance.
>>33796791It's clearly Kaede.She was going through a rough patch at the time and kind of regrets it now.
I figured, but I had to ask. Writing. Actually already was but, ya know.
>>33796733>Forgive her. Its cool you fought passionately and nonviolently agents something you thought wrong, and that's a great thing.
>>33796856>>33796839>>33796827Do it it is too good.
>Morals committee gets pissy at protagonist and vows to break up his harem>Protagonist ignores them>They gather protesters and picket the place>They demand a one on one duel with their champion>Protagonist solves everything with a massive barbecue and copious amounts of shirtlessness and forgiveness, not even taking out his sword or making aggressive actions at all.Why are there no protagonists in manga who are this awesome?
>>33796951Don't worry I am working on the anime.
>>33796951Because it won't sell in Japan.
>>33796951Probably because the only protags actually capable of this either don't have harems or would rather incinerate the enemies and get on with life.
>>33796972episode one is 50% animated and 20% voiced.
>>33797030>>33796972For serious anon?
>>33797030Wait is this a thing?
>>33796951Japan hates unique ideas.
>>33797048I was the one that told you about it in the thread a long time ago. So yeah
>>33797030If your joking I'll hate you forever.
>>33797030>the opening is a vibrant and energetic>the background music is just a snazzy jazz singer repeating John Galt over and over again, ala Big O
>>33797074Wow. Thanks dude.Can't wait to see it.
>>33797074Sorry its so slow I am a one man team that gets people to do my voices.
>>33797102ay nigga how long till we get to see at least some of this bomb ass shit?
>>33797097I'll see if I can finish the op before the next thread and post it.
>>33797102Ask for help, anon.I'm sure there are people in this thread with the ability and willingness to help you.
In the end their siege was commendable, but they left themselves open to psychological counter attack.
>>33797140Eh, if I know anything about projects, some anons prefer doing it alone, but if he wants help he should definitely ask
>>33797160>>33797135Thanks anon. See pic
>>33797134That I don't know I really hate releasing my work if it is not finished that is why I plan to finish the opening for next time. If there are any women that have decent voices send me a vocaroo link I still need to cast voices for Christiane Friedrich, Ms. Black, and Kaname Chidori.
>>33797198This "siege" lasted like four hours before the belligerents had their wills completely crushed.
>>33796972>>33797030>>33797135You're awesome and you should feel awesome!
>>33797331It would have probably lasted less than 20 minutes if we had unleashed our household on them.
>>33797364It's tastier to break them slowly
>>33796383Kill it with kindness, anons. Kill it with kindness
>>33797382Oh I agree, do not be mistaken. I just wanted to point out that they lasted far longer than they otherwise would had.
The girl didn't win any points with me by assuming we were taking advantage of the people we held a very intimate relationship with. THAT SAID. She does seem primarily motivated by concern for the girls. Yes, she could have actually asked them and/or consider not assuming we were making them be with us, but it was concern all the same, which makes me want to look a little kindly on her. SO good job, /tg
If you need a line to read for each characterChristiane "I'll let this time slip on account of it being the first day and making good neighbors, but if it happens again I'll report you, right after I zap you myself."Ms. Balck "Welcome to Physical Training Class. Many magic users think that physical activity is useless, they prefer spells." A rather scary grin. "I am not one of them." Now the sword is drawn, lazily hanging by her side. "Now despite the ban on fights between students, that does not extend to students and teachers. So today's class is simple. Dodge or parry one of my attacks and you pass. Hit me I'll give you extra credit. You have one minute to prepare. Go."Kaname "What did you just do?" you hear come from your right."What?" you ask, turning to see the the blue haired girl staring at your notebook."You just enchanted that pen," she says again, "You just enchanted that pen in a minute flat with an advanced automation spell and you didn't even look like you were trying."
>>33797135Does the op involve John walking nonchalantly or running while all the crazy shits happens around him?
>>33797426didn't want to ruin the new parts in the anime so these are lines directly from the quest that appear in the show.
>>33797426Sometimes I miss pulling enchanting shit out of our ass and pissing Kaname off
>>33796733You just sigh and shake your head, before reaching around her subordinate to ruffle her hair a little. “I forgive you,” you say to her, voice free of any malice, “Now how about you go get some of that food, it might be cold if you wait too long.” It’s here that the girl looks up at you and sniffs a few more times before standing and crushing herself against your apron. “It won’t happen again I swear!” she says to you. “"I could see how it may look from the outside,” you say to her, patting her on the shoulder, “And don’t give up, just try to get a better look next time before you do it, it may reveal the truth." The girl nods at you and sniffles a couple more times before running off towards the table and the waiting food. Her subordinate nods at you in thanks and follows after her, probably to make sure she’s ok. Shaking your head, you move off towards the cloaked figure. Approaching her, she shifts, turning to face you even as she keeps her face covered. Walking up to her, still clad in only apron and shorts, you smile and offer your hand. “John Galt,” you say, “Nice to meet you.” She looks at the hand, then back at you, before slipping her hands up and removing the cloak’s hood.
>>33797472“Sayaka Miki,” she says, shaking your hand, “Public Morals Committee member, mostly as an enforcer.” “Nice to meet you Sayaka,” you say shaking her hand, “Personally I’m glad we didn’t have to fight.” “I can’t say that I was excited to fight you myself,” she says, “But I wouldn’t mind a sparring session sometime.” “Well, Ms. Black was saying that I did need a partner more on my level,” you say, “So maybe come by the dojo, we can spar.” “I’d like that,” she says, nodding, “Thanks for the food by the way.” “You’re welcome,” you say, then you remember something, “Wait, do you know who the Founder is?” Sayaka shakes her head, “Nope, nobody does. She started the group, but nobody can seem to remember her name or what she looks like. Sorry.” “It’s fine,” you say, wondering just who this person is, “Anyway, hope you enjoy the party.” Sayaka nods and wanders off, apparently enjoying herself along with the others. Well, looks like you have some free time…>Go back, enjoy the party till it dies. (Skip to end of the day)>Talk to someone (Who?)>Other.
>>33797464I'd assume walking as running implies John has ever given a fuck
>>33797472>The Headmistress' daughter>Mien Gott in Himmel
>>33797490>Talk to someone (Kaede)>Ask her about the date details
>>33797490the founder is totally kaede
>>33797490>>Talk to someone (Elizasleyn)She might have some interesting comments on the situation.
>>33797490>Talk to someone (Who?)The witchball team. We need to know when their first match is so we can have all the team's equipment ready.
Rolled 17>>33797490>Talk to someone (Who?)KaedeGotta prep for the date
>>33797499sorry no spoilers not even for the opening.
>>33797490>>Talk to someone (Kaede)
>>33797490>Go back, enjoy the party till it dies. (Skip to end of the day)
>>33797500I like her too anon.
So who do you think is the founder?
>>33797490>>Talk to Kaede (Who?)Let's not dissapoint the granma
>>33797490>Talk to someone (Kaede)
>>33797490>>Talk to someone (Who?)Witchball team. Totally has nothing to do with a desire to be showered with praise, no sirree.
>>33797490>>Talk to someone (Kaede)Gotta get our preparation on.
>>33797490We need to get a pool, totally not to use as an excuse to be shirtless
>>33797579Might have already graduated. Will probably show up after hearing what happened to the commitee.
>>33797490>Talk to someone (Who?)Witchball team
Alright, looks like surprises never cease, you're talking to Kaede. Writing. Darn, no freaking out about more blue hair!
Does nobody want to give voice acting a shot? I really need these voices. I can't finish the episode without them and I have run out of women in my life that would be willing to do it. Or I am willing to ask to do it.
>>33797632You, sir, are a genius. We can put it on the roof and put a bunch of enchantments on it.
>>33797689>Darn, no freaking out about more blue hair!HOLY FUCK I JUST NOTICED>Alright, looks like surprises never cease, you're talking to Kaede.Well she is best girl after all.
>>33797689I have gained near-complete control over my shadowruns for this very reason.
>>33797701Sorry anon, you'll find that /tg/ has a not surprising dearth of female posters
>>33797490>>33797689>>33797709Oh god we have gotten so used to it that we didn't see it quick did anyone else hair color changeNanoha? Christiane? nh man we need to freak out about not freaking out!
>>33797490>nobody can seem to remember her name or what she looks like.
>>33797472OP,. who's that girl in the picture? Can we put her in our harem?
>>33797743I know I just am a bit remiss to take it to /a/ as most of them hate harem animes or will want it a specific way that I do not want to take it.
>>33797795That's the headmistress of the College. >>33797565Is her daughter.
>>33797805>Is her daughter.>...Because you are my princess.>Come again?
>>33797805Yeah, but can we get her in the harem?
>>33797805Oh, well, then of course the Headmistress is going in our harem.It's just the how part that I'm having trouble coming up with
>>33797829>See girl>Want in harem>???>Harem!
>>33797829We be a suckup
>>33797859She knows we are sentient and she is as well. That plan will not work. Convince her it is necessary fro the show or you know. Protag points.
>>33797829>It's just the how part that I'm having trouble coming up withI'd assume that having a cookout instead of murdering a couple hundred students and making more paperwork for her means that we're on the right track.
>>33797877>blah blah sentientThen we just win her over like a normal person, none of that bullshit
>>33797882We can't kill students only damage them. Anti-kill field is still active.
>>33797859A woman like her likely is used to be depended on a lot and possibly hooked up already so what we need to do is show her that she can depend on us. If she sees us favorably then a relationship can begin, I think.
>>33797882We should automate some of her stuff to auto do paperwork
>>33797903still less paperwork
>>33797923was not arguing that point.
>>33797579Ninja bitch, its always ninja bitch
>>33797579Probably another blue-haired girl/
>>33797829The school need to be attacked by hordes of ninja and we need to be locked on the same room than the Headmistress, so that we work together to save the day. Would probably help if we need to strip or are stripped before getting locked up.
>>33797965>finally find the founder>blue hair>all our rage about blue hair finally unleashes>shes dead jim
>>33797906Well, she did get Neigi "Fuck Them All" Springfield as her familiar.
>>33797997>finally find the founder>blue hair>all our rage about blue hair finally unleashes>she's in love jimFTFY
Well this is certainly a weird time for this quest. And the kaede samefags are out in force, it seems.Ugh.
>>33798028>bitch tried to ruin our harem>not killing her just on principle
>>33798041>And the kaede samefags are out in force, it seems.>Ugh.
>>33798041They just want what they can't (for the moment) have. After she gets put in the harem, they'll move on.
>>33798071I love you anon, your post always makes me happy
Have we told anyone else about our "date" with Kaede yet? I think we should at least warn them ahead of time about her grandma, that way there'd be a lot less confusion when she shows up.
Talking to Kaede seems perfect for a proper give no fucks day
>>33798082No, I just love psychos who have also seen slendere
>>33798082Nah,then they'll start chasing junko.
>>33797490Looking around, you spot Kaede, reminding you that you do have a date with her tomorrow. Grabbing a drink from a cooler as you go, you approach the girl, who seems to be having a good time at the party. “Kaede,” you say as you approach, causing her to jump a little. “What?!” she says, surprised, apparently having been lost in thought enough not to see you approach, “Oh…John, it’s you.” “Yep, just me,” you reply, taking a sip of your drink, “Having fun?” “Uh, yeah,” she says, giving you a half smile, “I’ve had a good time.” “Good,” you say, “So, I was wondering what exactly the plan was for tomorrow.” “Oh! Yeah…” she trails off, you can see her face getting red. But she manages to shake herself back on track, “Uhm…well, we’re going to be off campus. Otherwise…” she shrugs. You nod, otherwise your harem might drop in uninvited despite you telling them about it. “Yeah, any other plans?” you ask her. “Lunch, maybe dinner, a movie?” she looks up at you, “I don’t know, it’s not like I’ve been on a lot of dates!” Apparently Kaede is rather freaked out by all of this. “Kaede…” you say, almost putting your hand out to her shoulder, but then resisting, “It’ll be fine, we can go out to lunch, go to a movie, there’s a mall nearby, we can hang out and then have a nice dinner and then come back, alright?” Kaede nods, but still looks nervous. “Yeah, yeah ok. I’m going to…go.” With that she turns around and darts off into the crowd. You watch her go, mildly confused as to why she’s acting like she is. But you’re quickly distracted as Tatsuko and surprisingly Nanoha pull you away for a volleyball game. The party goes on late into the night, with other people joining, more food being cooked and ordered and finally petering out sometime around 2 A.M. You fall asleep in a king bed, with a pile of happy and tired girls on top of you.
>>33798051She didn't try to ruin the harem though?The girls are speaking about her, and her advice, in past tense anon.> “I thought you were taking advantage of them like the Founder said the men would but you’re not!”
>>33798113>orderedKILL THE INFIDELS
>>33798051>>bitch tried to ruin our haremExcept she didn't.
>>33798113And that's it. I think this is the longest I've ever run, I definitely didn't think the thread would go anything like this but I'm pretty sure it turned out awesome. I'm not sure when I'll run next, work schedule is still crazy, school in a couple weeks etc. but expect it around this time again. Anyway, glad to be back, hope you enjoyed it!I'll update attraction and things too!
>>33798154>tried to seperate us from everyone>not ruining the haremwut
>>33798113>a pile of happy and tired girls on top of youThis is how every night ends for John.
>>33798164Thanks' for another great thread, Guide!
>>33798121exactly the founder was ehter totaly subtly manipulating them and is the thin that tried to killusor she is innocent ant trying to protect others form total jerks and we were accidentally targeted.
>>33798164Cheers, Guide. It's nice having you back.
>>33798164Can we fuck her straight or not?
>>33798164this was great
>>33798167You need to practice your reading comprehension.>>33798164Thanks for running, Guide. It's good to have you back.>>33798192Seems a bit obvious to me that she's at least becoming Galtsexual.
>>33798192It's sad that the long hiatus has allowed this idea to gain traction with all the newfags, after it was repeatedly shouted down in the old threads.
>>33798221>wahhhh people like what I dontFuck you
>>33798232Hey, persistence in the face of withering scorn actually worked out for you. 4 months after you started. So, uh, good job?
>>33798192>not making yourself a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity to please the lesbian demographic of your haremDo you even Enchantment?
>>33798243Thanks, you too
>>33798192personally I just don't like the idea that you can force someone to change their sexual preference. If it occurs from proximity its fine. But, I don't think we can dick someone straight.
>>33798255Degenerate scum pls>>33798263You know what he means, probably, he might mean it literally, I can never tell
>>33798179Welcome!>>33798174They're not tired for "that" reason anon, come on. >>33798189Good to be back. >>33798192"Fuck" her straight...enh. See >>33798263But if you want her to get out of ??? attraction you're definitely headed in the right direction. >>33798202>>33798220Glad everybody enjoyed it.
Jesus, the demographic at this time slot is horrible. Welp, scratching this quest off the list.
Why can't we just let Kaede be a lesbian who makes an exception for John.
>>33798282>filenameyeah and their disgusting sinners
>>33798263Well the thing is that sexuality isn't binary. She may find certain things attractive about her own gender and/or be turned off by features common to men. But if you hit the right buttons and avoid the pitfalls you can be attractive all the same.It doesn't involve changing the person at all.
>>33798289Cool, bye, nobody'll miss you.
>>33798289eh, I'm fine with it as long as we continue to do what we have been, which is gain harem members by being a genuinely nice person. If they start actually voting to fuck the gay out of Kaede I'll have an issue
>>33798263>he doesn't know most women are fickle creatures who will fuck either a dude or a chick if suits them at the moment
>>33798289Thank you for your insight & wonderful contributions.
>>33798315Of course I was just trying to use their words and ideas to support my position.
You guys do know I don't mean literally fuck her straight right?
>>33798371>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>33798352>He thinks only women are this way.
>>33798384>pretending to be retard=/=using a phrase I find funny
>>33798384This is not the right format to make that obvious.
>>33798408So you weren't pretending, gotcha.
>>33798456Pretty much, i am on 4chan
>>33798289thank you for improving the demographics
>>33798164You realize you're going to lose a lot of your old players by switching to this slot?
>tfw I really like this quest>the people both pro and anti kaede ruin it for meI kinda wish she didn't exist at all, it would improve the quest a lot
>>33798549>You realize you're going to lose a lot of your old players by switching to this slot?Old player spotted. --- >>33798179
>>33798578A lot of people do.
>>33798549>>33798584I just keep an eye on the twitter personally.
>>33798584>thinks a lot = all
>>33798578the only reason I really don't mind is that she is linked somehow to slendere chan.
Someone should force-update the archive at some point before we fall off.
>>33798578Kaede is guide's waifu, so she's not going to be going anywhere.
>>33798614That, and there are lots of players as is, so no big dealGuys just mad that its a problem for himself
>>33798642Oh yeah I keep forgetting guide is a chick
>>33798614Oldfags will join if able. Personally I have been here fro every thread. If not they will read the archives.
>>33798549I am an old player and were at my old job i wouldn't be able to play this time slot.
>>33798718>just asking to be proxiedok.
>>33798718Should probably post it next thread, lots of people have probably already bailed
>>33798718>best broare people forgetting that she has tried to kill us once already and is literally insane?
>>33798802yes. new time slot = newfags.
Just to let everybody know I am planning to reveal the anime opening next thread. I really will try to have the opening done by then.
>>33798642I've never even watched or read her source material besides a brief overview. I use her because she brings about a decent amount of conflict. If you guys really want him r gone, then I'm sure the votes will head that way. I like her because its easier to do things with people anon doesn't immediately agree are awesome.
>>33798817Awesome. Can't wait!
>>33798836Wait, you like the shitty waifu wars that she turns threads into?
>>33798836So ninja bitch? Also most people only disliked her because she disliked us
>>33798836>If you guys really want him r gone, then I'm sure the votes will head that way. I like her because its easier to do things with people anon doesn't immediately agree are awesome.Pls no. These faggots are other butthurt over something that really requires zero fucks, or trolls.Don't start backpeddling. If you start, it's not going to stop.
>>33798868>said the minoritykek
>>33798862Yeah, if Kaede is being used because she brings conflict, why has Junko been completely absent?
>>33798915Kaede is tied with Slendy.
>>33798888>>337988891/10 made me post
>>33798836I seriously give no fucks whether we get closer to her or put her on a bus but retcons are bad and QMs a need to balance general player desire with narrative integrity with loud minority desire so watch out. ether way is fin or possible to screw up.for the record i don't know which side is the majority or not as same faging is a potential issue on ether side.
>>33798836>then I'm sure the votes will head that wayFeed her to slendere? I'm down for that
>>33798957>keeps trying to use strawpollyou realize it's completely useless, right?Here, I'll make kaede win that won for you.
>>33798861No, but you guys haven't been absolutely horrendous yet. I am watching. >>33798862>>33798915She's around. I may even bring her back into the story. But you guys were complaining that there were too many people around. So, people get less screen time. >>33798868I'm not back pedaling. Just stating that, if the votes go with kaede being pushed away, I will write that. HOWEVER. So far you have been seemingly rather accepting of her and her issues, so I will keep writing that way.
>>33799013Can we sacrifice her to slendere or not?
>>33799013You kept throwing her in our faces even when we tried to pull away, so I gave up on trying to keep our distanceAre you serious about letting us push her away and make her have less screentime?
>>33798943>Kaede is tied with Slendyas someone whee doesn't give a damn about her ether way that is why i am interested in her she is an in to Slendy who i like a lot.I also seem to be in the minority that thinks she is at est meh now and was BS crazy but is not irredeemable.
>>33799071>whoI don't want this qm anymore
>>33799071>Pretending not to know Slendere.It's like you're not even the real Guide.
>>33798350>>33798297Listen, I don't agree with fucking the gay away either, but anyone consider that she's not gay? I mean, she goes to an all girl school, and probably has been for a while so her only romantic options are probably those of the same gender... it's not hard to see she might also be sexually attracted to guys once actually introduced to one.Just because a person says their orientation is 'this' doesn't mean it's accurate assumption. People struggle their whole lives to figure out their orientation
>full blown I will kill you crazy>h-help me please>f-for my grandmaNice character development
>>33799114What we know of her is that she's a lesbian rapist. Who tried to rape akeno.
>>33799137Yeah, I really didn't like the grandma thing.
>>33799138>double degeneratewhy do people like her again?
>>33799094>>33799103I meant sacrifice who to Slendere. Come on guys. >>33799068I did not mean to throw her in your faces. If it felt like that, well, my bad I guess. But if I can point out, I had you roll a random number for who to wake up with. It just happened to run from there. Anon also voted to at least hear her out on what her problem was, when one option was clearly labeled "UNHAND ME VILE WENCH"So, it's not just me.
>>33799137Wasn't that shit just hyperbole? I mean, people say shit like 'I'mma kill you' all the time when they are angry, that doesn't mean everyone who says it commits first degree murder
>>33799114>Listen, I don't agree with fucking the gay away either,SHE ISN'T GAY.SHE ISN'T GAY.SHE ISN'T GAY.READ THE GODDAMN THREADS BEFORE THIS.SHE'S NOT FUCKING GAY.
>>33799178Fuck if i know.
>>33799190If I remember right she was aiming a gun at us and fully ready to kill us
>>33799207Everyone on campus knows that they can't actually kill anyone.
>>33799180We went with the option of 'try not to provoke the psycho murderer' whereas unhand me wench would be provoking the psycho murderer.
>>33799180in case you haven't noticed most people don't wanna seem like an asshole, I mean we literally had a barbecue instead of fighting>>33799233It still hurts nigger
>>33798989>Here, I'll make kaede win that won for you.Still waiting.
>>33799207Inna school where you can't kill people? C'mon.
>>33799261she's at 14 votes to 7 nigger, I got bored.
>>33799247Don't start using the royal we on us, fucker. Not everyone who wanted to hear her out did it to be a beta ass shit, some were just being nince
>>33799263>>33799233You get the point man, if that shit wasn't there and the lazerbeam of death didn't come right then we wouldn't be alive right now
>>33799281Yeah and some were trying not to piss her off, we will never know who was in the majority, so both of you shut up
>>33799335>implying waifu warriors care about you enough to quietly submit
>>33799315If she was really that killcrazy then she would not be in this school. She would be having her powers shut down and getting mental help.
>>33799315No, I don't. Kaede goes to the school, she probably is well aware of the magic, so her action to 'kill' us probably meant jack shit. You say IF the magic wasn't there, but it was and Kaede knew that
>>33799385>being wrong and a viral marketer at the same timecongratulations
All I'll say is that I actually like Kaede and there's nothing you fuckers can do about it. So keep on hatin.
>>33799374If this universe caught weirdos before they did weird shit we would be in a government facility enchanting shit forever
>>33799416We can vote her onto the bus and back home to grandma
I like Karasuba, we should fight her some time again. Or maybe we should roll some dice some time to keep our minds off of things and get excited by probability.
>>33799403I'm not a viral marketer, would be a pretty terrible marketer considering the website's down. Accidentally put one of my bookmarks into the name field.
>>33799420That'll be an interesting episode where John goes to an Alt.Universe where everything has gone to shit like that.
>Shoots us in the head>Doesn't kill but disables us>Get dragged out of the no kill zone>Get finished offIt's not that hard, people
Rolled 29>>33799454mmmm I wonder if I'll crit, so hard right now
Rolled 41>>33799517Oh yeah, j-just like that
>>33799478It's sort of like in highlander, where the immortals should've just used guns
Rolled 32>>33799533Ahhh~~~ don't stop
>>33799180Yeah, because pulling the grandma card wasn't TOTALLY designed to get everyone to take pity on her.
>>33799573>>33799533>>33799517>>33799492What the fuck
>>33799609New timeslot, man.
>>33799620I've been here since thread one, I just thought the anons post about getting excited over probability was funny
>>33799654What the fuck is wrong with you?