>>33793130
Look, a wild thread appears!

I'm going to give this about 20~ minutes for people to arrive and make decisions. Please don't kill each other.

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>Play through today. You will play through the day, roughly four scenes of talking/working/messing around with people in the house.

It's been a while, so we should get reacquainted with our waifus.

I am so fucking happy right now.

>>33793130
Play through today.

>>33793130
>Play through today. You will play through the day, roughly four scenes of talking/working/messing around with people in the house.

Isn't this when our date with Kaede is scheduled? Or is that next sunday?

>>33793218
Next Sunday. She heard everything last night so we might hold off on mentioning Slendere to her until after classes.

>>33793218
Next Sunday.

>>33793130
>Timeskip. Jump through the week. Will go to a level up, then one or two scenes during the week and then back to Saturday.

>>33793130
Oh hey Guide, welcome back.

Threadly reminder that the eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>33793130
>>Timeskip. Jump through the week. Will go to a level up, then one or two scenes during the week and then back to Saturday.

>>33793242
>>33793243
In that case
>Timeskip. Jump through the week. Will go to a level up, then one or two scenes during the week and then back to Saturday.

It lets us level up a bit and get the Witchball/Wand orders done without taking 2-3 more threads, and it gets us closer to the time for our date with second-best girl (After Tatsuko)

Falcon will always be best waifu though, even if MCCYOA has gone into hiding.

>>33793130
>>Timeskip. Jump through the week. Will go to a level up, then one or two scenes during the week and then back to Saturday.

While I really would like go in to detail for a lot of things, like how to deal with cease and desist and witchball and the other things, I think we can move along a bit.

Looks like we're time skipping. Writing.

>>33793130
its Sunday we have angles watching go to church?

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You decide that things are going along just fine, so you let the narrative take over.
For Sunday you: (Please pick 4.)
Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)
Talked with Imca (Will move to Probationary member.)
Talked with Riela (Will move to Probationary member.)
Talked with Elizasleyn (Will move to Probationary member.)
Talked with Melodiana (Will move to Probationary member.)
Talked with Mehisha (Will move to Probationary member.)
Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)
Talked with Kaede (Will gain information about the date.)
Trained the Delinquents (Organization or Discipline)

>>33793452
I'd imagine our compound now has a chappel/church to provide them.

>>33793487
>Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
>Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)
>Talked with Melodiana (Will move to Probationary member.)

>>33793487
Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)

>>33793487
>Witchball project
>Nahoha's wand
>Talked with Nanoha
>Talked with Kaede

>>33793487
>Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
>Talked with Imca (Will move to Probationary member.)

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>>33793487
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
>Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)
>Talked with Kaede (Will gain information about the date.)

Because who doesn't want to know more about an adorable girl like her?

>>33793487
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)

Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)


Trained the Delinquents (Organization or Discipline)


Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)

>>33793487
>Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
>Trained the Delinquents (Organization or Discipline)

We need to get the delinquents to stop sucking as much. We are going to be facing off against serious groups at some point, and we need them to be at least good enough that 5 people can't kill every single one of them like last time

>>33793487
Witchball
Wand
Nanoha
Kaede

>>33793487
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
>Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)
>Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)

>>33793487
>Hung out with your girls.
>Worked on the Witchball project.
>Talked with Nanoha (I'd prefer we get her to Probationary Status before we juice her wand)
>Trained the Delinquents (Discipline)

>>33793487
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
>Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)
>Talked with Kaede (Will gain information about the date.)

I really want us to get to know the Reaper, but I wan't to maintain the integrity of our household and make sure the "Date" goes well enough for Kaede's granny be satisfied.

>>33793555
>>33793487
seconding this.

>>33793487
>Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
>Talked with Kaede (Will gain information about the date.)

>>33793487
>Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)

Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)

>>33793487
>Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
>Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
>Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
>Talked with Kaede (Will gain information about the date.)

>>33793568
don't gotta give her the wand till we chat her up a bit

Calling, give me a minute to tabulate.

>>33793618
Looks like.


Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)


Won. I'm going to start writing, if somebody wants to double check me that would be nice.

Reminder to fuck the dyke straight

>>33793770
Thats been the goal since we met her

>>33793698
by my count

14 Worked on the Witchball project. (Will complete project)
13 >Worked on Nanoha’s wand. (Will complete project)
10 Hung out with your girls. (+5 to all Harem attraction.)
7 Talked with Nanoha (Will move to Probationary member.)
6 Talked with Kaede
4 Trained the Delinquents (Organization or Discipline)
2 Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)
1 Talked with Reaper girl (Will move to Probationary member. And get her name.)
1 Talked with Melodiana (Will move to Probationary member.)
1 >Talked with Imca (Will move to Probationary member.)

>>33793808
I thought it was just to become bros with her.

>>33793130
I just weirded out everyone at my work by screaming, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" like a little girl and then giggling to myself. Thank you Guide.

>>33793828
eww no

>>33793828
>>33793808
Nigga fuck that shit, that would imply we let the complication live

>>33793808
I don't want to fuck her straight. I want to fuck her bi, and have her team up with us with the other girls.

>>33793828
I'm alright with becoming bros, but if she wants to be more than that then she will have to drop the crazy.

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>>33793865
gay as shit

>>33793882
>not liking threesomes
Also,
>bi as shit

>>33793891
>being a degenerate
bi is codeword for slut

>>33793891
>threesomes
nigga we have a whole harem, we had a threesome like a night ago, but fucking sharing our girls with the dyke

>>33793912
but fuck*

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>>33793838
Hahahaha. Thanks.

>>33793698
Sunday was a busy day, at least for you. Immediately after breakfast you went into your new workshop and basically locked yourself inside until dinner. You poured over all of your books, along with Irisviels help, and beat your head against a wall for a long time, but you managed to complete both of the projects.

You decided to wait until later to actually show the Witchball club what you made, but you decided Nanoha deserved to get her wand immediately, especially after all that you’d done around her and the help she provided. That led to her actually stopping and talking with you for a while, first about the wand and then you actually got to know each other.

After dinner you and your girls, now joined by Nanoha to your mild surprise, piled into the living room and watched movies till you fell asleep. It wasn’t a crazy night, but it did bring you closer to all of them.

You wake up Saturday morning, Tatsuko and Akeno on either side of you. You spent your week building up your skills. You improved (pick one.) (All are current levels.)
Summoning: Weak, -10 to all rolls.
Enchanting: Expert, +30 to all rolls.
Casting: Novice, -30 to all rolls
Mysticism: Novice, -30 to all rolls
Physical: Strong, +10 to all rolls.
Sword-fighting: Strong +10 to all rolls.

>>33793924
Physical
How close are we to sparkle flexing?

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Trifles like gender don't matter so long as it feels good.

>>33793938
Expert will get you drooling girls.

Sparkle flexing is Master level.

>>33793924
>Physical: Strong, +10 to all rolls.

Get fit

>>33793924
Enchantment!

>>33793924
>Summoning: Weak, -10 to all rolls.

>>33793924
>Physical: Strong, +10 to all rolls.

>>33793924
>Physical

Enchantment is high enough for now.

>>33793924
>Summoning
Remember the awesome Butler.

>>33793924
I want Enchanting
But Physical is good to if we cant do enchanting yet

>>33793924
>Physical: Strong, +10 to all rolls.

>>33793900
>bi is codeword for slut
And let me guess, you still can't fuck one? :)

>>33794029
I'm asexual so no

>>33793924
Physical. Gotta get it to Legendary.

>>33794029
You were doing so well until the smiley face.

>>33793924
Man that's a though choice, but I guess I'll double down on Enchanting for now.

For the record this is not t vote
>>33793991
>>33793978
but we want to be well rounded to support more enchanting based on everything else we should leave that at current and boost Casting or Mysticism first.
That being said our Enchanting & Physical also need boosts now.

>>33793945
Hedonist pls go

Looks like you want to head for Sparkle flexing and the ability to survive Karasuba. Writing.

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>>33793130
>Guide's back

Hey, are you doing okay? After the crash and the family situation, I can't help but ask.

>>33794088
>ability to survive Karasuba
damn right, can't wait

>>33794035
>asexual
>Judging another's sexuality
Its like you're the degenerate or something.

>>33794088
for the record was boasting enchantment to Legendary allowed at this time?

>>33794144
Said the degenerate

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>>33793924
Ah that’s right. You worked on your physical tone during the week. Beyond the fact that Karasuba was going to keep beating you into the dirt if you didn’t, your girls seemed to enjoy the fact that your body was now even leaner, toned and the fact that you had more energy overall. It certainly helped with some of your other distractions, even if it caused random girls around campus to try and hit on you.

But today, today was the day that the Public Morals Committee said that they were going to come by and try and break you away from the girls. Stretching as you pry yourself away from your very comfy bedmates, you try and decide your course of action for the day.

>Do about your morning like normal.
>Get up, ask Irisviel to power up the barriers and wake the Delinquents.
>Wake everybody, go Committee hunting.
>Other.
>>33794095
It was more of small fender bender than anything and nothing was hurt besides my free time and my wallet.

Family is fine. Besides normal stuff.

>>33794148
Master, yes. Legendary is a bit away from you yet.

>>33794167
>Do about your morning like normal
>Other.
Work on your flexing

>>33794167
>Do about your morning like normal.
Make sure we cook breakfast before the house does this time.

>>33794167
>Do about your morning like normal
>Don't wear a shirt today, or ever

>>33794167
>>Wake everybody, go Committee hunting.

I'm tempted to give no fucks, but they're trying to cockblock us. Show no mercy.

>>33794167
>>Other.

Have their Public Morals Commitee shut down on the grounds that its goals and function are unconstitutional.

Failing that:
>Wake everybody, go Committee hunting.

>>33794157
>Said the degenerate
Not even using a period. Its like you want people to think less of you.

>>33794167
>>Do about your morning like normal.
We need shirts that can easily be done away with in case of FLEX.

>>33794215
Do you think I care what some damn dirty hedonist thinks of me?

>>33794167
>>Other.
We should show the witchball team their new flight thing.

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>>33794167
>It was more of small fender bender than anything and nothing was hurt besides my free time and my wallet.
Unfortunate, but better than some of the alternatives.

>Family is fine. Besides normal stuff.
That good, huh?


>Do about your morning like normal.

I honestly think that, as the Morals group, we may not have to worry about things like ambushes or dirty tactics. Let's not show them we're afraid!

>>33794204
this plan fuck its a sunny collage in summer people go around naked in California no pants too speedo only enchanted to protect from weather

>>33794228
Since you are still going on about it, yes. I believe you do.

>>33794214
>>33794245
combine For The Win

>we have a nice ass sword
>we have a body to die for
So when are we gonna grow out our hair and start being a real man

>>33794167
>Go about your morning like normal.

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>>33794284
>So when are we gonna grow out our facial hair and start being a real man
Fixed

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>>33794284

>>33794228
Yes. Because if you didn't you wouldn't have replied. Nice try kid, but maybe next time.

>Get up, ask Irisviel to power up the barriers and wake the Delinquents.
We are getting an army assembled and having harem members as captains and us as the commander. Cue army montage. Our Air Force will be the witch all team.

>>33794334
>relying on a Mercenary Air Squadron

So when the committee shows up we just flex real hard until they pass out and when that fails we flip their skirts and run right?

Looks like you're giving no immediate fucks. Showers and breakfast incoming.

>>33794334
>>33794344
Not having Naval Squadron pass by in full review.

>>33794344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF06tyPkuos

Mercenary Air is best Air.

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>>33794344
>Not Warcrimes, Fuck Yeah!

>>33794368
So when we max out physical we are gonna be full out guts tier right?

>>33794480
>Maxing out Physical is simple Guts level.

More like

>Laughing Gods.jpg

>>33794504
This explained nothing, am I being retarded again?

>>33794480
Guts is way to serious. More like Rakan levels of absurdity.

>>33794480
>max enchantment
>people start calling us Tim

>>33794518
Guts is...probably legendary level I guess.

My ratings go significantly higher. You just haven't met somebody there yet.

>>33794518
Guts is a very down to earth character in the grand scheme of things. We'll probably get silly

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>>33794167
You decide that it’s the weekend and fuck the threat of somebody disturbing your normal routine. You’re dangerous enough now that you can go about your normal routine without worrying about random group members.

Getting out of bed like normal, dodging Tatsuko trying to use you as a pillow is as natural as breathing by now, you grab some clothes and head for the shower. You’re undisturbed this morning, ever since last weekend it’s been about 50/50 for company even if the actual hanky panky rate is lower.

Putting on one of your loose workout sleeveless shirts and a simple set of shorts, you grab your sword and slide the loop over your back so it won’t get in the way during your normal activities.

Downstairs you manage to get ahead of Irisviel, shooing her out even as she pouts. You make breakfast like normal, lots and lots of tasty everything that leaves even the angels happy and satisfied despite them claiming they don’t actually need to eat.

It’s just as everyone has finished that you hear it. It’s a steady thump of feet. Then some chanting.
“End the indecency! End the indecency!” is what you hear mostly.

A glance out the window shows…what looks like hundreds of average girls. Who are apparently staging a protest outside of your house. The leader from last time is out front, egging them on. Along with somebody in a cloak whom you haven’t seen before.

>Ignore them.
>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.
>Fuck it. Attack.
>Other

>>33794585
>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.

>>33794585
>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.

This is a bigger middle finger than just ignoring them.

>>33794585
>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.
act like this is normal everyday business
also
>sword on back
nigger what are you doing

>>33794585
>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.

>>33794585
>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.

>>33794585
>>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.
Ask them to at least wait until after breakfast. Maybe threaten to alert the authorities to their disturbing of the peace.

>>33794540
What, not even the Headmistress?

>>33794585
>Call campus police and get them to deal with the problem, technically, they are disturbing the peace.

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>>33794585
>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.
>Ladies! LADIES! Please, I haven room enough for all you. No need to shout.

>>33794619
You're just carrying it around and I admit to having crap knowledge of swords.

>>33794634
Hnn...well maybe her and Odin.

>>33794585
>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.

"Hey look, sorry to butt in like this but it's still kinda early and people like to sleep in, so... keep it down a bit, yeah?"

>>33794585
>Go outside and ask them to keep it down.
Convert them with your cooking.

>>33794641
this

>>33794650
Drawing from the back is stupid, it leaves you open like a mother fucker, and it takes far more time than if it was at your waist

>>33794619
Probably not meant to be drawn like that, just, like, in a case or something.

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>>33794641
>>33794664
These two.

>Ladies please I have room enough for all of you.
>WHAT!?--
>For breakfast!
>...What!?
>Trust me, you'll love it. C'mon in!

>>33794585
>A glance out the window shows…what looks like hundreds of average girls. Who are apparently staging a protest outside of your house. The leader from last time is out front, egging them on. Along with somebody in a cloak whom you haven’t seen before.
We're gonna need more food. A lot more food. And a bigger dining room. I'm not sure if Iri can handle a load this big.

>>33794585
Is it early enough for us to file a noise complaint against them?

If not, call the appropriate authority to make sure they actually got a permit for this protest and if so who in the administration is backing them (no way they navigated an academic bureaucracy that quickly without someone pulling some strings).

Remember, we have no clue who they are, they're just some random people doing this

>>33794674
Also, it makes you look like Kirito, and I'd like to be conceptually as far away from that faggot as possible.

Alright, you have clearly decided to give no fucks to the Public Morals Committee.

Writing.

>>33794585
>Other.
Flex, like a man

>>33794701
This. The fridge can't even hold enough eggs.

>>33794585
>somebody in a cloak
I swear to god if this ninja bitch

>>33794752
It's a Gundam!

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>>33794800
That's more funny than it had any right to be.

>>33794800
>*explodes*

>>33794800
A Gundum?!

>>33794812
Glad I'm not the only one.

>>33794800
That's no Zaku, boy. No Zaku.

>>33794302
That is one hell of a gif,. I was actually mesmerized.

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>>33794585
Deciding that, while annoying, you aren’t going to attack them, you then further decide to go outside and ask them to keep it down.

“Where are you going?” asks Kaname, as you head towards the door.

“They’re disturbing my morning,” you reply with a grin, “I’m going to ask them to keep it down.”

Kaname looks at you like you’re stupid, which you get a lot, but then sighs. “Fine, just don’t be a complete ass about it alright? I’d like to be the aggrieved party, not the aggressor if it comes down to a fight.”

You nod at her and grin. “Alright alright, don’t start a fight with the mob of girls out there, got ya.”

Once more stepping towards the door, moving your sword to your waist just in case they decide to attack you, you’re stopped by Tatsuko.

“What?” you say, looking up at her.
She just grins at you and then you feel some water fall over your body as Akeno dumps a bowl on you.

Turning towards her, you splutter, “What was that for?”

Akeno smiles at you, then points at your shirt, which is now dripping and clinging to your body, “That’s why,” she says, “Now go get em.” She turns you around and then pushes you out the door.

You almost stumble, but manage to make it look more like a dramatic step as your find yourself standing on the front porch with a wet shirt, a sword and several hundred girls now staring at you.

Deciding to ham it up a little, you take your shirt and begin to wring it out, letting your impeccably toned abs show to the world. You hear a collective gasp from the gathered females, even as you continue to hold your shirt up.

“Hey,” you say casually, almost slouching, “Can you guys keep it down out here? It’s the morning and some of us like to sleep late or maybe take a nap after a workout ok?”

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>>33794990
There’s a few seconds of dead silence as they apparently try and fail to get over their collective shock.

But then the leader manages to shake her glasses covered face enough to wake herself up.

“No!” she yells at you, clearly enraged by the fact that you managed to distract her, “We won’t stop until you cease and desist with your indecent activities!”

“That’s really not going to happen,” you say, leaning against the railing, “Is there any other way we can stop this or am I just going to have to live my life with you guys chanting at me?”

She pauses, then glances at the cloak covered person behind her.

“There is a way. You will fight our Champion. In the off chance that you win, we will cease. But when she wins you will immediately move out from here and never come back!”

She points dramatically at you as she says this.

>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.
>Alright. (Prepare for battle)
>Hmm…nope. See, I have a bunch of people too. (Summon group, beat their asses)
>Other

>>33795000
>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.
And not a single fuck was give that day.

>>33795000
>Alright. (Prepare for battle)

>>33795000
>Other
"I'm kind of not in the mood for fighting, is there another way we can resolve this aside from with violence?"

>>33795000
>>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.

They'll tire themselves out eventually.

And if they don't, we can always drown them out. Akeno is probably quite loud in bed.

>>33795000
>can we use our own champion?
If so go get ms.black

>>33795000
>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.
>See if we can't find a noise cancelling ward to ignore them more efficiently

>>33795029
Supporting this. Maybe we could do wrestling or twister.

>>33795000
>Hmm…nope.
>"You don't have the authority to do anything, and you expect me to risk moving out over this? Kindly go to hell."
>Go back inside.

>>33795000
>>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.

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>>33795000
>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.
>Keep making noise like that and eventually you're going to piss off the house. So keep that in mind.

>>33795000
>>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.

>>33795000
>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.
"See, the issue is that you're acting like I'm the only person who matters in this situation. That if you can convince "the man" all the little girls will follow his lead and everything will sort itself out. I find that highly sexist and offensive."

>>33795040
>>33795029
how good are we at seduction? if we're good at it playing something like twister could get us their champion

otherwise go back inside

Alright. Looks like you forgot your bowl of fucks for breakfast.

Writing.

>>33795029
This.
Lets play "Play Doctor".

If they refuse we just go back inside

>>33794990
Tatsuko a best, also we look sexy as fuck, can we just flex until they leave?

>>33795061
So... accuse them of being sexist because they are holding the male entirely responsible for the situation? Huh, that's actually true.

>>33795092
Not quite yet. But you're close.

>>33795083
It's more that after our activities withthe girls we have run out of fucks to give.

>>33795110
How many threads?

>>33795118
Master level.

So, a few, till next level up.

>>33795130
>a few
thats gonna be more than a month of ain't it?

>>33795000
(Scratch back of head) "Ugh, it's still way too early for this crap... Look, I have kind of a busy day that needs to be taken care of first, I assume you're plan is to stick around and make noise until I accept your terms right? My dorm has incredibly powerful noise dampening fields, so that's not really going to work."

"How about this, why don't you guys settle down, set up some rest areas so you can rotate with the protesting and make sure everyone has access to food and water - you guys brought water right? It's supposed to be hot as hell today - and we can have a meeting between the core leadership of both our groups later on the patio. Hell, I'll even cook if you guys promise not to get too unruly."

Prioritize a meeting with the witchball club. Make sure they see the team captain stop by and leave looking determined and optimistic about their chances this season.

>>33795134
2015 would probably be a good estimate.

>>33795143
stop

>>33795095
Well, yes. If you want to play the "lecherous male and helpless chaste female" in modern society expect to get slapped by the helpless female in question

>>33795062
>how good are we at seduction?

Why not ask the half-dozen girls in our harem?
>>33795061
Seconding this

>>33795150
Ok.

Seems like the vote-windows's long enough for long write-ins anyway.

>>33795143
This is retarded but we should totally bring them water and snacks to them while they protest us

>>33795143
No.
>>33795061
Ha! Do it.

>>33795000
>Hmm…nope. Go back inside.

>>33795155
>If you want to play the "lecherous male and helpless chaste female" in modern society expect to get slapped by the helpless female in question

After she finished looking at her daily hentai, of course.

>>33795000
>inb4 its ms.black going full yandere

>>33795061
I like this and offering them snacks and water like a gentleman.

>>33795222
That's stupid considering she has no reason to & has given no indication of it. If anything she'd just challenge him or possibly just jump him.

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>>33795000
You look at her, then at the girl standing behind her. You’re not really worried about fighting her, you just really don’t want to, so you decide not to.

“How about, no,” you say, to which the leader visibly deflates before puffing up again.

“What, how dare you come out here just to mess with us! Our resolve will not be broken!” she screams at you.

“Yeah, no,” you say to her, not bothered by her actions, “See, first off, you’re acting like I somehow seduced all of these girls like a sleazeball. Most of them decided to join me on their own, just from me being around them. So, it’s really them you should be trying to convince if you want us to break up, because I frankly don’t care what you think and its offensive for you to think that I’m somehow in charge of them. Secondly, you caught me on a bad day if you wanted to give a fuck about what you think, the girls have been wringing them out of me faster than I can make more.”

With that you turn and open the door, shutting it just as your words have time to make it through the combined groups brains.

A wave of outraged sound hits you, before Irisviel apparently does something and it drops to a light buzz.

Akeno is grinning at you as you step back inside. “Well, that was fun, if unproductive,” she says.

“Yeah,” you reply, “I wonder how long they’re going to be there.

>>33795061
Not to mention that they're not exactly risking anything in their gamble while we'd be risking everything.

"If you lose your gamble, you'll lose everything, but if you win I'll just go annoy somebody else."
Doesn't sound like a fair gamble.

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>>33795261
It’s almost 1 P.M. now and as far as you can tell they’re all still out there. You’ve mostly been finishing up some spare work from class and trying to not listen to Akeno’s suggestions that doing it in front of a window to annoy them would be a good idea. It is somewhat tempting though. Ahem.

But your stomach is rumbling now, so it’s time for some lunch. Heading downstairs to the kitchen you start to make food for yourself, lunch is one of the meals you let others make for themselves seeing as how everyone eats at a slightly different time.

A thought hits you. No…well maybe…

>Just cook enough for yourself, but make it smell really good.
>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….
>Finish up quick, then go bug them some more verbally.
>Other.

>>33795247

Not to mention that teachers can't participate in fights between students, or take sides in a conflict between groups.

>>33795000

>Hmm…nope. set up a noise stopping ward wall to stop this form interrupting our day

we should also whip up some ear plugs that just block out chants and protest songs all politicians will love us

>>33795150
>>33795186
>>33795189

Sorry, still trying to get a feel for HPQ's audience. On a scale of "eh" to "That's even more fucking retarded than your last post. Seriously, fuck off!" what would your reactions have been if I'd gone with my original idea of proposing a Yakitate Japan! style cooking battle (Housie can totally grow a stadium if we need it) against their Champion rather than try mixing diplomacy and seduction (through our cooking) with the majority chosen "Hmm...nope." option?

Serious here, while I'm not going away there's no point in me suggesting things that aren't going to contribute to the dialogue and it's better to know now what kind of tone/silliness/sanity restrictions I'm working with. Sorry for the bother.

>>33795285
>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….
>But open a few windows to let the smell out.

If the leader presses, tell her we'd sincerely like to take this opportunity to discuss our concerns like rational adults.

Over delicious, delicious food.

>>33795285
>trying to not listen to Akeno’s suggestions

Why are we not agreeing with these suggestions immediately?

>>33795285
>>Just cook enough for yourself, but make it smell really good.

>>33795285
>>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….

>>33795285
>Just cook enough for yourself, but make it smell really good.

>>33795285
>Cook LOADS
Make tons of food for protesters, turning this calamity at your doorstep into a giant party with food throwing.

>>33795311
This.

>>33795285
make enough for every one protesters too grill out on the front lawn make it smell so good they cum in there panties

>>33795285
>>Just cook enough for yourself, but make it smell really good.

>>33795285
>Grill side of beef on side porch.
>Invite the witchball captain over so you can update her on our little project.

>>33795285
>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….
grill on the front lawn, in your underwear, if they comment yell at them about how oppressing they are

>>33795285
>>Just cook enough for yourself, but make it smell really good.

>>33795353
fuck yea Party Party Party Hard

>>33795285
>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….

>>33795353
I now hope that the protesters are all traps

>>33795285
>>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….

>>33795285
grill for us, the harem, the Delinquents, and the Witchball team. With enough left over for the protestors, if any come and ask

>>33795355
Sounds good.

>>33795311
I support this. From here on out, Saturday is "No-Fucks Given"day. If anyone has a problem with us we just fire up the grill and invite them to our BBQ.

>>33795355
That seems like something that would be better for dinner to me. And it would be a reason to invite the whole team over & have a demonstration of their new kit.

>not having an outside BBQ to taunt the other girls with the delicious smell of food.

>>33795393
There's probably not enough male magic users to make it possible.

But the prospect is interesting

>>33795423
and our abs

>>33795285
>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….

>>33795285
>Irisviel recently put in a cooler, you think there’s a side of beef in there that you could grill….

>>33795433
I can dream

Alright. Looks like you guys are taunting with

EPIC OUTDOOR FOOD PARTY!

Writing.

And getting food for myself.

>>33795418
>better for dinner
Maybe, but I'm not sure they're going to want to do test flights with the new gear after dark.

On the other hand, they might want to keep this whole thing under wraps, so maybe the cover of darkness works?

we should have an outside BBQ, set up a volleyball net or something and have some fun in the sun.

>>33795468
they're all traps right? please

>>33795468
>EPIC OUTDOOR FOOD PARTY!

Hey, we have to feed the delinquents sometime.

>>33795494
No.

Sorry anon.

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>>33795503

>>33795468
so I'm assuming we aren't going to wear a shirt under our apron, since the girls were oh so mean to us and got it wet?

>>33795503
;_; none of them?

>>33795527

It's possible that one of the girls has a summoning familiar who is a trap, but they can't be ones themselves.

>>33795521
>Not going out only in an apron
Scrub

>>33795521
Since you ignored her suggestion, Akeno has been busy hiding all of your shirts.

>>33795527
>>33795516
It's a girls school anons. There's like, ten guys in it.

>>33795548
;_; my life is a lie

Why do you guys want traps so much. They don't make for good harem members.

>>33795527
we still have a chance for a reverse traps anon.

>>33795573
Thats what you think

>>33795573
trap is building a anti harem trying to stell the show from us

can we cut this bitch down to size ? be fore she makes us and all our friends irreverent?
or worse a npc

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>>33795582
Mmmm.

>>33795595
John doesn't seem to be type to be into other guys. So yes, that is what I think.

>>33795623
Nigga we are John, kinda. We call the shots in this bitch

>>33795623
just ignore them, that's what I am doing

>>33795548
>Since you ignored her suggestion, Akeno has been busy hiding all of your shirts.
why are all our girls so best?

>>33795544
Great as it would be, we probably don't want to get jumped by our entire harem and have an orgy on the front lawn.

We'd burn the food

>>33795727
Because we have good taste

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>>33795285
“Iri,” you ask your house, who pops up right beside you, “How much food do we have?”

“Quite a bit,” she ask, looking at you with curiosity, “Why?”

“I just had an idea,” you say, massive grin coming onto your face, “So break out the big grill and all the food, I’m going to need your help with this one.”

About forty five minutes later, you and Iri are busy cooking in front of a frankly massive grill, with the Delinquents and your girls busy helping out to prepare the sides as a frankly massive sound system they pulled from somewhere blasts summer party music loud enough to drown out the Public Morals group. Not that they’re really chanting that loud anymore, between your raw ability and Iri’s years of cooking, the smell your grill is making is frankly beyond description, each sear of meat caressing the ears and every waft of spices causing mouths to drool.

The Witchball team has also come by, their numbers much smaller than the Delinquents, but between the promise of epic food and that you’d finished the project they’d asked for, they came. Most of them seem to be drooling, staring at both you in just shorts and an apron as well as the truly massive amounts of food you’re cooking. But others seem to be having fun with the delinquents, playing volleyball and chilling in a remarkably large above ground pool that somebody conjured up.

Overall it’s having exactly the effect you want on the protestors. Most are sitting, drooling and wanting to join. A few have wandered away. Only the leader and a small group of die-hards are still chanting at you. The cloaked person is sitting down, you can feel her staring at you. Or maybe it’s the food, you aren’t sure.

>Continue the party, let them sit.
>Invite them over, provided they stop protesting.
>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.
>Other.

>>33795761
>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

>>33795761
>>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

>>33795761
>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

>>33795761
>>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

>>33795761
>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

>>33795761
>Invite them over, provided they stop protesting.

>>33795761
>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

We are actually a real cool guy now that i think about it

>>33795761
>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.
I am getting behind no fucks given Saturday.

>>33795761
>>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

>>33795761
>>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

>>33795761
>Other

Send over a few trays of food and a couple coolers of drinks

>>33795813
He's pretty damn chill for the most part, yeah.

>>33795761
>>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.
we could ask our main girls to bring them some drinks and ask anyone if they want to stop the silly protest and join the party.

Alright.

Saturday is now officially "No fucks given" day.

Writing.

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>>33795817
Why is No Fucks Saturday the best Saturday?

Who cares? No fucks given

Let's just imvite them. Us being nice and them looking like jerks seems more effective for our image.

>>33795749
Alyster Crowley could win chess championship while having sex.

I think we can manage

>>33795761
>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

>>33795761
>Just wave at them, no long negotiations or anything.

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

>>33795878
We need to get a pipe, john seems like a pipe kind of guy

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>>33795761
It takes just a little while, but eventually you get to serving everyone food. First your girls, then the Witchball team and then the Delinquents. Everybody is eager to get some, but there is little to no pushing because there is clearly more than enough for everybody. There’s so much in fact that nearly half the grill is still covered with food when you no longer have a line.

It’s here, that you grin. Making a big show of acting like you had no idea you made so much food, you stare at it in confusion. Then you look up at the protestors like you’d not known they’d been there the entire time. Giving them a grin that has to be visible even from the distance you’re at, you wave at them like an idiot and mime eating.

It takes a minute, you have to repeat the gesture a few times, but they get the idea. But nobody moves, at first. Then, there’s a twitch and one of them stands up, straightens her back and marches up to Tatsuko, who is standing over the plates, and politely puts her hands out. Tatsuko smiles and puts it in her hands. That breaks the spell. First a few more, then the entire group are heading towards you.

You serve them all, every last one that decides to come over. It’s most of them, with only about a dozen staying over by the leader, who grows increasingly apoplectic and yells decreasingly effective threats at them the entire time. Even the cloaked girl comes with them, which draws another large shout from the leader, but she ignores it too.

Eventually you’re finished serving, with just enough food in front of you for say…a dozen or so people. Besides yourself of course, there’s no way you’d not make some for yourself.

>Approach the remaining group.
>Let them stay.
>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.
>Other.

>>33795967
john seems like the kind of guy who just doesn't smoke for no particular reason. But if he did smoke it would be a pipe. IMO

>>33796062
>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796062
>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796062
>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796062
>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796062
>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.
>their champion betrayed them
ahahaha fucking cunts, when will they learn that john is truly the best

>>33796062
>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796062
>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796062
>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796062
>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796081
>>33796093
>>33796099
>>33796101
>>33796104
>>33796111
>>33796125
The hivemind is in full effect today. Did you expect anything else from no fucks given Saturday.

>>33796062
>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796062
>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33795967
Smoking decrease stamina, anon.

But John seems the kind of guy that can pull off a bubble pipe

>>33796062
>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.
Forget the olive branch we've extended half a damn tree. The rest is up to them. We should find out who the Gunda- I mean cloaked person is.

>>33796062
>Set out a place for them, but don't say anything
>Relax and enjoy the party
>Help with clean up

We should talk to the cloaked figure.

>>33796062
>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

Yeah, calling it here.

Writing.

>>33796149
>john blows bubbles in the face of the leader of the committee

>>33796062
>>Set out a place for them, but don’t say anything.

>>33796149
Oh god yes bubble pipe I literally LOLed we also need to own a red velvet smoking jacket.

>>33796062
>>Approach the remaining group.
I know you don't want to join us but that doesn't mean you should go hungry bring them some food.

So if they don't eat we are gonna yell at them for wasting food right?

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>>33796062
Taking the final remnants of the massive amount of food you cooked, you set up a table. It’s just long enough for six people on each side, with a chair sat on the end. Every last drip of juice is set up in a perfect display of culinary artistry. Ice cold drinks are left out. You and Iri make it look like it should be on the front of a food magazine.

Then you leave it.

You grab your own food and then dive into the party, your girls taking turns hanging off of you or feeding you, stealing an occasional kiss in the process. Even Nanoha comes by, not hanging off of you by any means but she does spend more time with you than she’d done before. Several of the protestors come by and say sorry, which you wave off with “It’s alright” and a smile, before telling them to go back to the party.

The Delinquents also state their thanks to you, most of them looking much less grouchy and depressed and more happy and carefree. The Witchball team, well, they come by too, Galland stating her thanks profusely and affirming that the Witchball team is now yours without question. (You showed her your enchantment earlier, she nearly cried.) Aurora also came by and thanked you, with a kiss on the cheek that caused Akeno to immediately punish you by hoping into your lap and trying to suck out your tonsils.

Eventually you look up from all of your fun and see most of the table with people at it, only two spots not taken. One is the leader, who seems to be crying, and another girl who seems to be trying to get her to eat. Off to the side you see the cloaked figure looking at you, you wonder what she’s thinking.

>Go talk to the leader.
>Go talk to the cloaked person.
>Just let the party go on, you’re good.
>Other.

>>33796318
What no. If they don't come over then we'll take the food to them.

>>33796323
>>Go talk to the cloaked person.

>>33796323
>crying
what did we do

>>33796323
>Go talk to the cloaked person.
Give the leader a little more time to stew.

>>33796323
>>Go talk to the leader.
Shit mang. Didn't mean to make you cry. Bring her food.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the cloaked person.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the cloaked person.
We need to continue no fucks given Saturday and we also don't want to upset the leader further.

>>33796323
>>Go talk to the leader.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the cloaked person.
Get her to make the leader eat, also get her to apologize for us, I think our presence alone would make it worse

>>33796323
>>Go talk to the cloaked person.
Say politely that if she really want a spar, she can go to Ms. Black's dojo next time we train there

>>33796351
You broke her in the most effective way possible.

By being a good person.

>>33796383
By the power of HAPPINESS!
>>33796323
>Go talk to the cloaked person.

>>33796351
>>33796361

The leader was using "morality" as an excuse to try and break the other girls from us and become our girlfriend, and now she not only was abandoned by everyone, she also saw how happy our girls were with us.

Now she's crying because she's afraid that she'll never get to be with John.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the leader.
oh god we made a girl cry! how can we help?

>>33796323
>>Go talk to the leader.
I feel something vaguely approaching bad for her.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the cloaked person.
Introduce her to Karasuba, then ask if she still wants to fight us.

>>33796323
>inb4 the leader is a dyke with a crush on one of our girls and we just crushed her soul by proving we deserve her more

>>33796323
>Go talk to the leader
While the cloaked one interests me, I just can't ignore a crying girl.

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>>33796383
What kind of monster would do such a thing?

>>33796323
>Go talk to the leader

Rolled 18

>>33796323
>Go talk to the leader.

>>33796400
Wait. I swear I've seen this tactic before

Or maybe we only seduced the girl she had views on

If we talk to the leader now she will lash out. You wait until she actually starts eating. She will then lower her guard enough that she will just relent.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the leader.

>>33796323
>>Go talk to the cloaked person.

>>33796414
No, anon

The leader has a crush on John, but didn't think there was room for her in the harem.

We missed out on the time-honored tradition of waifuing an arc's villian the first time because Lydia is shit, but we can't fail here!

Chances are the leader was only a patsy and the cloacked figure is the real driving force of the group. My guess is that she is judging us by our actions.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the cloaked person.

>>33796323
>>Go talk to the cloaked person.
Disregard despair, engage conversation.

>>33796323
>>Go talk to the leader.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the leader.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the leader.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the leader.

>>33796477
cloaked person is more interesting character than leader and our presence will upset the leader more.

Alright, calling it here for counting.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the cloaked person.

>>33796323
>>Go talk to the cloaked person.

>>33796323
>Go talk to the cloaked person.

>>33796517
Blerg.

Alright. You were tied when I called it, but I'm going to write anyway.

Be back in a bit.

>>33796578
Going for both? I can get behind that.

>>33796578
actually cloaked won by one the one under your post was a second before yours.

>>33796578
>>33796591
Woah woah volvo
>we could have done both?

>>33796602

I think he is counting it.

Unless I counted wrong, the posts above it have leader winning by one.

>>33796602
Huh, yeah. How did that happen?

>>33796517 13:56:08
>>33796518 13:56:07
>>33796602
I still don't get how this happens.

>>33796619
we are counting greenposts only right?