>>33779186
>Head home
Be boring.

>>33779186
>Talk with Ayako and Sakura

>Talk with Ayako and Sakura

>>33779186
>Talk with Ayako and Sakura

>>33779186
>Talk with Ayako and Sakura

I'm sorry, but she's the best.

>>33779186
> Follow Ayaka.

Come on, we have a new girl.

If it was just Rin, I'I'd say follow her, but...

Rolled 20

>>33779186
>Head home

Rolled 7

>>33779894
It begins

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>>33779186
>>Talk with Ayako and Sakura

>>33779699
Ayako sure is!

>>33779186
>Follow Ayaka

>>33779186
>>Talk with Ayako and Sakura
After a showing like ours, there's really no way to avoid it.
Nor would I want to.

Talk with Ayako and Sakura

>Ayako and Sakura

I sigh, turning around as the two girls catch up.

"Hey Ayako, Sakura." I say, giving them a wave. "Is something wrong?"

... Ayako glares at me as she catches her breath, while Sakura arrives with no apparent tiredness.

"You... You're rejoining archery." Ayako says, pointing at me. "I'll go to Issei, or even your mother if I have to."

I blink.

"Just because I borrowed equipment without asking you directly?" I ask, getting an annoyed stare from her,

"No! Because you borrowed equipment, and then did something even more absurd than you used to!" She says, pointing back at the range. "You're going to be here tomorrow morning, or I'm going to ask Issei to stop you from helping out!"

Before I have a chance to respond, she's storming back towards the archery dojo, leaving me alone with Sakura.

"Um... I'm sorry about that." She says, shaking her head. "I thought that she'd be happy to know you'd come back, at least during lunch..."

I shrug.

"She's like that." I say, glancing back over my shoulder.

Damn. Both Rin and Luvia's argument, and Ayaka are out of sight by now. I can probably guess where they went, though.

"Anyway, I guess I can stop by tomorrow." I rub the back of my head, before muttering. "I hope she doesn't try and rope me into it full time, though..."


Sakura nods, seemingly pleased by this outcome.

"Thank you. I'll see if I can convince her to not drag you into it all the time, too." She smiles, and I nod in acknowledgement before she turns and heads back towards Ayako.

I'm left standing alone in the courtyard, as other students slowly filter out the gates.


>Go find where Rin and Luvia went
>Go find where Ayaka went
>Go home
>Write in

>>33780604
>Go find where Ayaka went

>>33780604
>Go find where Rin and Luvia went

She'll be mad at us and it'll be great.

>>33780604
>Go find where Rin and Luvia went
Insane shenanigans! Plus we may as well find out why they've turned up in Fuyuki city.

Rolled 19

>>33780604
>Go home
In character, I can't think of any reason to follow anyone

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>>33780604
>"You're going to be here tomorrow morning, or I'm going to ask Issei to stop you from helping out!"
So assertive.
>>33780604
>Go find where Rin and Luvia went

>>33780604
>Go find where Rin and Luvia went

>>33780604
>>Go find where Ayaka went
She was headed toward the park, right? Where we got ambushed?

>>33780604
>>Go find where Rin and Luvia went
We know Rin's from a magus family. That's reason enough.

>>33780604
>Go find where Ayaka went
I admit, I'm mainly just curious what you're doing with her, but that's as valid a reason to vote as any other.

>>33780604
>Go find where Ayaka went

>>33780604
>Go find where Ayaka went

>>33780604
>Go find where Ayaka went

>>33780604
>Go find where Rin and Luvia went

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Rolled 1

Rin+Luvia
>>33780657
>>33780659
>>33780745
>>33780748
>>33780810
>>33781283

Ayaka
>>33780631
>>33780782
>>33780845
>>33781074
>>33781183
>>33781194

>...I turn away for a minute to load music for writing, and you tie it up again.


>1 is Rin+Luvia, 2 is Ayaka.

>Writing

>>33781393
We do it because we love you, Moon.

>>33780604
>Go find where Rin and Luvia went.

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>>33781574
You're adorable. Pic unrelated?

>>33781709
Sorry man. Lag.
/spoiler/ Unrelated. /spoiler/

>>33781836
God damn it.

Rolled 16

>>33781855
Do you not know how to spoiler?

>>33781855
Use Ctrl+s to spoiler.
Or if you're typing from phone or prefer the hard way, the tags are [ spoiler ] [ / spoiler ], removing the spaces.

>>33781882

>>33781901
Hit the wrong button my phone. My shame is eternal.

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>Go find where Rin and Luvia went

I sigh, heading towards Shinto myself.

Rin is, at least, a known mage. And if she and Luvia don't gt along, that much... There's a good chance Luvia is one, too.

Heading down the road, I look for signs of the two fighting, or any disturbances close enough.

Soon enough, I catch up with the sound of them arguing.

"-t's why, you insufferable Norwegian!" I can hear Rin practically screeching.

...Something about Luvia seems to set her off, cracking through the normally cool demeanor of the honor student easily.

"And that shows how much of a low-bred woman you are!" Luvia's voice answers back, in a cackle. "You cannot even tell the Scandinavian people apart!"

There's a laugh that sends terror down my spine.

...

They appear to be slightly off the beaten track, making their way towards something on this side of the bridge.

>Follow them in hiding
>Announce myself
>Leave for [Write in]

>>33782045
>Follow them in hiding
Time to get our creep on

>>33782045
>Announce myself.

>>33782045
>Follow them in hiding

Rolled 7

>>33782045
>Go home
There is no good that can come of stalking two angry mage bitches

>>33782045
>Announce myself
MAXIMUM SHIROU!

>>33782045
>>Follow them in hiding
Shame we don't have any popcorn. Investigation AND a show? Too good.

>>33782045
>Follow them in hiding
Time to become a stalker.

>>33782045
>>Announce myself
...we are not stealthy.

>>33782045
>Announce myself
This seems like the most Shirou thing to do.

>>33782117
You're just gonna keep voting 'Go home' until everyone else is willing huh?

>>33782045
>Announce myself

>>33782197
It's understandable, homunculove is best love after all.

>>33782045
>Follow them in hiding

>>33782045
>Announce myself

>>33782045
>Anounce myself

>Looks like the votes are for "Announce".

>Writing

>Announce myself

I sigh, stepping forwards.

"Uh, excuse me?" I say, catching their attention.

Their expressions and posture immediately change as they see me- both shift to a... Sweet expression, and I can hear mental gears shifting.

"Emiya, what a surprise to see you here!" Rin says in an overly cheerful tone. "I was just showing L- Edelfelt, here, around the town."

Luvia seems to catch on, and nods, smiling charmingly at me.

"Yes, Tohsaka has offered to give me a tour of her hometown." She says, and I can see her eyes glint. "I must say, it's certainly far nicer than I expected."

"Ah, alright." I shrug. They're both being horribly fake, and even now seem to be sniping at one another. "I was heading over to Shinto to pick up a few things, and I heard someone yelling, so I thought I'd check on it."

They share a glance that turns into a glare, and I sigh.

"Well, if there was nothing going on, I suppose I should move on..." I trail off, starting to turn around.

"Ah, Emiya!" Rin says, and I hear a shift of positioning from both. "Would you join us? I'm afraid I haven't been in town much recently, and don't know many of the sights by heart now..."

...

>Agree
>Decline
>Write in

>>33782693
Agree.

Rin points are good, and not just for relationship reasons. She's an excellent Magus.

No love for Luvia though. Cheap knock off.

>>33782693
>Agree

They might slip something useful.

>>33782693
>Agree
Their antics amuse.

>>33782693
>>Agree
This should be amusing at least.
>Shirou lying to someone and it being believed
Holy shit. It really IS an alternate reality.

>>33782693
>>Agree
...this is going to be glorious.

I can't help but think it would be funny if we managed to work our way to the park and just casually drop the thing about the two fights at the park before continuing on normally.

>>33782952
Hell, yes. This, a thousand times. Mention in the same sentence as telling them to stay at home because of the magical violence going on.

Rolled 18

>>33782197
Nope, just until other options make sense
>>33782693
>Agree
Like now

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>>33782693
> Agree

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Unlimited Gun Works when?

Rolled 17

>>33783193
When guns can be Noble Phantasms, then they'll be worth it

>>33782693
>Agree

I wonder how long it'll take before something weird happens.

>>33783264
Probably still won't, actually, given the only reason Shirou has to summon large numbers of NPs is to spam them as projectiles.

Rolled 1

>>33783307
What if we get NP bullets and NP guns? Then we can shoot a bazillion Broken Phantasm bullets with our Noble Phantasm guns.

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>>33783193
Wrong series.

>>33783433
I'm not sure we could activate the NP guns without holding them.

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>Agree

"Sure." I say, and the presence of the two lightens considerably. "Where to, first?"

Rin seems to be thinking for a moment, but Luvia speaks up.

"Ah, the bridge, Shirou." She says, wistful look in her eye. "All bridges are the friends of maidens such as myself~"

...I have nothing I can quite say, so I nod, leading the two up and across the bridge, stopping mid-way to enjoy the view of the sea.

After about an hour of showing places in Shinto, walking, and generally making small talk, we eventually wind up near a cafe, and I hear a familiar and unpleasant voice-

"Hey, Shirou!" Shinji Matou says from a table, eyes moving over both Rin and Luvia as he waves to catch my attention. "Finally taking my advice, huh?"

A glance to the two shows they have similar expressions of disgust. Seems their opinions of him are poor, as well.

I consider my response to him-

>Ignore him and keep walking
>"Hello, Shinji."
>Write in (Please no "Punch him in the face")

>>33783912
>Please no "Punch him in the face"
Fine.
>>Write in
>"Sorry Shinji but I'm giving a tour. Later."
Disengage & withdraw.

>>33783912
This sounds good.
>>33783980

>>33783912
>>33783980
I like what this guy said, but isn't he supposed to be our friend? Aren't we supposed to be like, nice to everyone all the time?

>"Hello, Shinji"

Rolled 4

>>33783912
"Which advice was that?"

>>33784040
>It's SHINJI.

>Just, y'know. Saying.

>>33783912
>Please no "Punch him in the face"

Okay.

>INSTALL CASTER. TRACE ON! GAE BOLG!

But, seriously, this is good: >>33784021

>>33784040
Shinji's pretty much a charity case. Even canon Shirou knows he's an ass, but doesn't want to abandon him. We don't have to be so kind.

>>33784040
Even Shirou acknowledges that Shinji's a dick.

>>33784077
It is at least, polite. Some what.

>>33783912
>>33783980
This'll do.

>>33783912
Eh, was kind of hoping for GLORIOUS CCC SHINJI.
But this works >>33783980

>>33783912
>Please no "Punch him in the face"

B-but It's either we fix him with punches before he does something over the Edge or we kill him while he tries to

>>33784521
We could just... Throw him off the bridge. But, kindly. Just putting him out of everyone's misery.

>>33784521
I meant "At the moment". I'll give you the chance, later.


>Any preferences on the next stop after ditching Shinji?

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>>33784552
>We could just... Throw him off the bridge. But, kindly. Just putting him out of everyone's misery.
The mental image of Shirou just apologetically tossing Shinji off a bridge while commenting that, really, everyone would be better off without him around is too much for my poor sides.

>>33783980
If he l decides to be an ass to us or one of the girls, we beat the he'll out of him, though.

Superheroes don't let villains go unpunished.

>>33784596
Mall? Girls like that kind of stuff right?

>>33784597
I try my best.

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>>33784552
>Roll d20 for Shinji Bridge tossing

>>33784552
I second this.

>>33784596
Shirou likes suffering to a degree so let's take them shopping

Bitches love Shopping

Rolled 8

>>33784729
Ok. But my rolls often suck.

Rolled 3

>>33784729
It's not related to cooking, swords, or bows so he'd probably suck at it.

Rolled 4

>>33784729
Time for a 1 or a 20

>>33784729
Rolling, but we knock him off with a sword.

Rolled 11

>>33784841

Rolled 18

>>33784729
>>33784812
Sure it is, he's just tossing out ingredients that have gone bad.

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>>33784820
>>33784812
>>33784787
>>33784860

>Shinji's roll to resist

Rolled 7

>>33784729
Isn't this Shinji less monstrous and more just pathetic than canon fate?

>>33784870
>>33784860

>12

ouch you guys almost had him there then he kicked you in the dick

Rolled 14

>>33784887
>less monstrous
His behavior beyond his normal dickishness in F/SN is, in short, pretty much because of the Grail. In the one route he makes it through alive (UBW) it's even mentioned that he returns to his old self & gets along with Sakura.

>>33784870
What if Shirou conks him over the head with a bow?

>>33784983
He still raped and mistreated her for years.

Nope. No mercy.

>>33784596
We should probably give Luvia a tour of the places to buy things, eat and suchlike.
Exposing Rin as a poorfag shall be completely coincidental.

Rolled 7

>>33785086
It's not a coincidence if you plan it
pls no bully poorfag-chan

>with stanDS
No, captcha, this is Fate, not JoJo

>>33785077
I ain't making excuses for the shit I'm just explaining things in the setting. It doesn't matter in this case anyway because THIS SHINJI & THE ONE IN F/SN ARE NOT THE SAME.

>>33785124
>No, captcha, this is Fate, not JoJo
You thought Ilya was your main protagonist, but it was me, Shirou!

>>33784983
I was referring more to him not doing the whole 'raping Sakura on a regular basis over the course of years' thing than general grail-y shenanigans.
Isn't that the case?

>>33785182
This Shinji is pretty much the stereotypical asshole friend some people have.

>Disengage, withdraw

"Sorry, Shinji." I say, shaking my head. "No time to stop and chat, I'm giving the new exchange student a tour."

His eye twitches, but before he can stand up, his date walks out of the restaurant, =distracting him as the three of us slip away.

I try and figure a place to go, aside from back to Miyama, and I come up-

...No. There's the mall that opened a couple of months ago.

I relay it to the girls, and from the frightening gleams in their eyes, I know I'm... Doomed.


After another couple of hours, I'm stumbling along as the assorted bags and boxes I'm carrying for Luvia teeter, blocking my vision.

Rin has a much smaller number of bags, which she's carrying alone.

From the conversations they've been having when they forget I'm there... Evidently, the 'Marshal' at their previous school sent them here to collect a set of... Something. Or find.

I hear the sound of an engine, and the two come to a stop ahead of me, and manage to stop myself too.

"Well, Shirou, thank you for the assistance, and the lovely trip." Luvia says, and I can 'sense' someone approaching, and the weight of most bags being lifted. "We should most certainly do this again."

I see a well dress older man with the weights, carefully placing them in the backseat of the limousine that stopped beside us.

He gives me a nod as he takes the rest of my burdens and stows them away.

"Lady Edelfelt, I believe it is time we return to your hotel." He says, bowing to Luvia.

(1/2)

>>33785595
(2/2)

Luvia nods, climbing into the open door of the limo and sitting down facing out.

"Rin, dear, would you care to join me? I believe we have something to talk about, away from," She seems to be mulling over wording, before nodding to herself. "Other ears?"

...There's a few seconds of silence, before Rin sighs.

"Fine. Let's get this over with..." She says, moving to join Luvia in the car, before pausing.

"Emiya, thank you for showing us around the town. It was enjoyable, and I'm sorry you were a victim of poor Luvia's impulsive purchasing." She says, in her sweet tone. "I'll see you at school tomorrow."

I shrug.

"Not a problem. I'll go pick up that thing I mentioned, and will just head on home, myself." I say, giving a wave and starting towards the supermarket as the car pulls away.

...

A brief bit of shopping later, and I'm walking towards the bridge as the sun sets, bag of groceries in hand...

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Alright. Gonna call it a night here, because I'm tired and I have work in 7 hours.


If the thread's up when I get off work, I'll plan to resume, etc, like last time. .

>>33785687
Alright Chief thanks for running

>>33785595
>From the conversations they've been having when they forget I'm there... Evidently, the 'Marshal' at their previous school sent them here to collect a set of... Something. Or find.
Really looking forward to revealing that we're at least somewhat aware of events now.
>>33785687
See you later. Thanks for running.

>>33785595
>>33785624
Well, that was interesting...

>>33785687
Good thread, thanks for running, and see you tomorrow, GM

>>33783264
Lancelot and his F-15 say "hi".

>>33787118
It's a bit different when someone can make anything that can be considered a weapon into a noble phantasm.

>>33785086
>>33785124
> Rin
> poor
She's not POOR it's just that all her assets are tied up in jewels.

>>33787223
> not setting out to acquire a Lancelot channeling Class Card, an EMIYA one, and a means with which to fuse them
Do you even Demon Fusion?

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>>33787862
Are you implying a mere Demon Fusion could stand against The King, mongrel?

>>33785822
That snippet of info ....worries me.

Because that means Prisma is probably happening. Which means "clusterfuck".

>>33792563
Could just be looking for the class cards without the bloody staves.

If they're involved though, we need to master Caster and get a good look at the Jeweled Sword, so we can have Kaleidoscope powered attacks. No being saved by our imouto, okay?

>>33790544
Well, Lancelot on his own did pretty well, and UBW is a hard counter, so...yeah.

>>33792720
We haven't seen one, and you sorta need the damned things to reach them.

They were probably scouting, though. We could have gotten better intel if we stealthed.

>>33792909
Plus Gil did get eaten alive by the wormslut so he shouldn't be that hard to deal with.

Rolled 5

>>33787653
Wealth is useless if you can't use it

>>33790544
Both KoH and UBW are hard counters to GoB, Ea would still wreck Lancemiya's shit though.

>>33796988
Only reason Berserkalot fared as well as he did was because of Mad Enhancement'.

>Day 5, Evening

When I get about a quarter of the way down the walkway on the underside of the bridge, I stop.

The air feels... Tense after a certain point.

Focusing on my surroundings, I hear only a few cars going across, and further ahead on the pedestrian walkway, a girl in a high-school uniform, leaning on the rail and looking out over the water.

Shaking my head, but remaining on guard, I continue forwards.

As I near her, it seems that this is the girl who had been with Shinji earlier...

She turns to look at me as I get closer, smiling.

"Ah, you're Shinji's friend." She says, nodding at me.

>"Yes, and?"
>"...I wouldn't say 'friend', but..."
>"Not really, anymore. Why?"
>Write in

>And could I get 1d20 for Perception? Best of 3.

As an aside, though I'm here, I'm gonna be off-and-on, due to heading out to get food and leeching various internets.

Rolled 17

>>33797944
>"...I wouldn't say 'friend', but..."

Rolled 6

>>33797944
>"...I wouldn't say 'friend', but..."
>"I want to be his friend, but he's kind of an asshole."

Rolled 5

>>33797944
>Well, I wouldn't say friend...

Rolled 9

>>33797944
>"...I wouldn't say 'friend', but..."

>>33797938
Only reason either of them fared as well as they did was because Gil wasn't serious.
I mean, serious Gil would stomp serious Arc, there's perhaps one other Servant shown that could feasibly take him.

>>33798181
Can't see Shirou outright saying someone's an asshole.

>"...I wouldn't say 'friend', but..."
>"I want to be his friend, but he doesn't make it easy."

>>33798412
Serious Archer wins if he casts UBW immediately, then goes all out with sword bombardment and has a strong source of prana.

If Gil fires off Ea immediately, then he beats Archer (unless he has access to Avalon or can Trace Fragarach).

Gil isn't all that strong. He just has sword spam and Ea. Shirou/Archer can counter the former with UBW and the latter with Avalon (but only if they still have access to the image of the sheath).

>>33797944

>"...I wouldn't say 'friend', but..."

I mean, come on, we know he's a cunt but he's not *that* bad.

Sometimes.

Look okay I know he's a fagdick but if anyone has half a shot of getting through to him, it's probably us.

>>33798412

Wait, are you serious? As in, Arc from Tsukihime? The one that fights with Ciel, the best person the Church has to spare, armed with one of their strongest weapons? The top member of the same organization Kotomine dropped out of?

The same Kotomine that completely ruined Assassin, who is still very much a Servant and supposed to be on a different power scale?

The weakest fighters in Tsukihime are leagues above Fate/Stay.

>>33798897
Oh no, Gil is ridiculously strong.
His armour is strong enough to take repeated hits from invisible air for around a minute without damage, his treasury is not limited to things conceptually related to swords (so he could pull out some rings/necklaces of protection to fend off Archer's bombardment), Ea would destroy UBW and let's not forget that his stats as Archer are shit-tier compared to what they would be without such limitations.
Hell, he would have beat Avalon-Saber if he hadn't spammed Ea like a moron and had instead kited her with low-prana attacks, Avalon isn't cheap to use after all.

>>33798994
Not according to Nasu.
In fact, according to Nasu, Ciel isn't a match for any Servant, she could only fight defensively against one.

>>33799087

Because Nasu's known to backtrack and pander to the fandom, he has to in order to keep selling his shit so he can keep making it. If we look at the actual source material, I.E. the games, it's pretty clear what the power levels were meant to be when he wrote them.

>>33798994
>The weakest fighters in Tsukihime are leagues above Fate/Stay.
Troll harder, anon. Maybe try breaking out "Shiki can kill Servants"? That's an old 'un and a good 'un.

The serious Gil vs serious Arc fight would be an interesting one, given we've never seen either on-screen and have to extrapolate from their known capabilities and past achievements. I'd personally lean toward Srsarc, but who knows? Srsgil personally murdered the fuck out of every monster and avatar Gaia had to throw at him, back in the day. Can't think the Moon would do much better.

I'd definitely hand it to Arc if Gil's constrained by the Servant vessel and an external prana supply... but then, surely that means we need to weaken /her/ by applying her modern-day constraints vis-a-vis tainted blood etc? All limits off, I wouldn't want to call it.

>>33799146
It is indeed clear to both of us, and though we also clearly have different views of this clarity, it is clear that mine are the ones backed up by the creator, and yours aren't.

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>I go get food, and this happens.

>Just another Nasu Quest, huh?

>>33799286
It's an obligation, moon.

Also, daily reminder the answer to 'Ufotable Adaptation When' is 'in a few months'.
Also that the Hollow Ataraxia translators have literally abandoned the project.

>>33799474
Those cunts on BL currently have 88% patch and if you can live with machine translation there is a 75% validated patch circulating internet.

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>>33799474
>daily reminder the answer to 'Ufotable Adaptation When' is 'in a few months'.
Two months from Monday. My body is ready.

Pic related when Moon?

>>33799619
Hopefully it will series of movies like Kara no Kyokai.

>>33799830
Eh, I'd settle for a three-season Animu with a route for each season.

>>33799830
Oh, you mean the HF movie? I just want it to be decent. I was thinking about the UBW adaptation that starts October 4th.

>"...I wouldn't say 'friend', but..."

"...Sorta." I shake my head. "I want to be his friend, but..."

I shrug.

"His personality and actions make it hard for me to keep justifying it to myself." I finish. "If anyone has a chance of getting through to him, it's probably me."

...The girl narrows her eyes, and nods.

"Well, you certainly see better than he was, at least." She says. "I had heard he came from an old family, but he lacked the quality that I was led to expect."

...Huh?

Evidently seeing my expression, she smiles and continues.

"Well, anyway, I'm Megumi Yamaguchi." She says, gesturing to herself. "Sixteen years old, I'm interested in physics and healthy boys, and my sizes are..."

"Private." She winks.

... What's she doing?

>Perception! 17 v DC 15!

Out of the corner of my eye, see what appears to be the leg of someone in the same uniform I'm wearing, dangling from a cross-beam.

Did someone...?

"So!" Megumi says, suddenly standing in front of me. "Want to hang out a bit?"

My mental gears shift with a clunk.

"...Where's Shinji?" I ask, and the girl just smiles.

"I asked him to, too. He didn't want to, so I just tossed him aside."


>Sure, I guess...?
>Literally?
>Only if you tell me what you're up to
>Write in

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>>33799889
>shoving each route into a measly 12-13 episodes
That would end up worse than the Deen adaptation.

>>33799928
Fine, two-three seasons per route.
Would take years to make, but I don't think we'd mind.

>>33799925
>Only if you tell me what you're up to

>>33799994
Just skip the Fate and you it will be over in 40-50 episodes.

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>>33799925
>>Literally?
Prepare to slap a bitch & point out the leg.

>>33799925
>Literally?

>>33799925
>>Literally?

>>33799925
>Literally?
Full Archer-snark mode initiate!

>>33800018
Fate deserves better than what it already has, though.
Even if it was the worst story.

>>33799925
>Write in

Install Caster

what can go wrong?

>Since you seem to have decided, could I get 1d20 for [REDACTED]? DC is 15

Rolled 19

>>33800130
nat 1 inc

Rolled 6

>>33800130

>>33800130
>First three, as usual.

Rolled 16

>>33800130

Rolled 3

>>33800130

>>33800147
>>33800169

ThIs is certainly new we passed to non archery rolls

>>33800194
>two

>>33799578
>Those cunts on BL currently have 88% patch
Where can I get this?

>Literally?

"Literally, then?" I ask, jerking my thumb towards the leg.

"...You're more perceptive than you let on, huh?" She says, before I feel a huge 'tug' on my back

>Magic Resistance! 19 v DC 15!

I brace my feet as prana flows through my body, and the pressure lessen.

Megumi, however, 'falls' backwards, skidding to a stop further away from me, letting out a whistle.

"Wow!" She says, obviously happy. "You ARE a cut above him, aren't you?"

I glance back to the side, and confirm there's a leg there, unmoving.

Shaking my head, I look straight at the girl.

"So, what are you? Related to the guy with dogs and the one with chains?" I ask, getting a happy nod.

"Yep! They're kinda unsubtle, and are licking their wounds anyway." Megumi says. "So I figured I'd get some life force my own way."

"But don't worry about that piece of trash." She continues, shaking her head. "He wasn't even worth draining, so I hung him out to dry."

I sigh, drawing the Class Card as I shift to a defensive posture.


>"What's this about, then?"
>Install
>Write in

>>33800416
>"What's this about, then?"

>>33800416
>>"What's this about, then?"
Wonder what the odds are of combat drawing Rin/Luvia's attention.

>>33800416
>"What's this about, then?"

>>33800416
>"What's this about, then?"

>>33800416
>"What's this about, then?"

>>33800484
High, hopefully.
We need to slap their shit so hard Aoko shows up just to high-five us.

>>33800484
>>33800551
>Low, actually. For reasons that will soon become apparent.

>>33800574
Bounded field?

>>33800574
They're already fighting someone, aren't they?
Is it Dark Sakura? Please say it's Dark Sakura.

>Could I get another 1d20 for Magic Resistance? DC this time is 18.

Rolled 20

>>33800768

Rolled 16

>>33800768

Rolled 12

>>33800768
Help us Zelretch!

>>33800800
>>33800551
Oh wow, Aoko really is going to give us a high-five, isn't she?
We're both absolute combat monsters that suck at every other form of magecraft.

Rolled 8

>>33800768
Time to see if I actually got rolling right

Rolled 17

>>33800800
Nice.
>>33800813
I don't think we need him.

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>>33800800
...

>Writing now

>>33800855
Apparently not.
>>33800868
>that traumatized face
That just screams "I'd rather be facing Gilgamesh than this".

>>33800800
We just got a magic resistance level up I can taste it.

This chick is probably gushing gallons at Shirou not giving a single fuck about her bullshit magic

>>33801118
Assuming it's her we have to defend from and not that Rin/Luvia followed us which is why they wouldn't be attracted by a fight.

>"What's this about, then?"

"Why target me, then?" I ask, as she rubs her chin in what appears to be thought.

" Because you've got so much more life force than the asshole over there that I'd leap ahead in the wish-granting order, of course." Megumi laughs, and I twitch.

An order for wishes granted? Then their method requires power for each, and...

I retch mentally. How many people do they plan to hurt with this...?

"Anyway!" She says, grinning. "I'm going to show you something that I don't let many boys see!"

I blink, and she begins reciting a number of... Physics formulas? at high speed.

The world around us goes grayscale, and things suddenly seem to start floating slightly.

>Magic Resistance! 20 v DC 18!

My own feet remain firmly planted, and I feel more prana circulating through me. Is... The crest negating things for me?

"A look into my heart!" Her eyes flash crimson, black smoke leaking from her body.

Right. That's not good at all.

>Install
>Withdraw
>Write in

>>33801397
>Install
STAND AND FIGHT

>>33801397
>>Install
Ask her if she'd like to see the bone of our sword.

>>33801397
>Install

Rolled 7

>>33801397
Install

>>33801397
>Install
Trace anti-demon phantasm, one-shot this bitch.

>>33801397
>>Install

Rolled 5

>>33801397
Install

Rolled 4

>>33801397
>Install
Fuck your Reality Marble

Rolled 10

>>33801397
>install

Apologies for vanishing. Had to change nets. I'll be back in hopefully less than a half hour, but maybe as much as an hour.

Rolled 11

>>33802859
No problem, mate.

>>33802859
Don't worry Moon, we already know that 'absent' is your default state of being.

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>that realization that Golden is actually Zelretch letting us hijack a Shirou for both his & our entertainment

>>33803116
>Zelretch
>Not FutureRin

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>>33803364
>Rin
>letting random schmucks control Shirou

>>33803364
>mfw Zelretch is just FutureRin in a mask

Rolled 1

>>33803517
But why would she wear the mask?

Rolled 20

>>33803677
Rin is a perv.

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>>33803677
>>33803704
Well that's a thing.

>>33803677
>>33803704
>1v20
Question status - rekt

>>33803458
Not random schmucks, hand-selected schmucks.
Each of us is Shirou from a different dimension.

>>33803983
That's a bit disheartening aside from my lack of density.

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>>33803983
>I never tried jumping a hurdle despite the opportunity when I was younger
Oh god. I could've been a protagonist!

>Install

"Class Card- Caster." I say, holding the card out. "Install."

There's a flash, and my clothes change again. Megumi looks surprised, and I shake my head as I feel an attempt to do something to me, and shrug it off effortlessly.

"I don't think that's going to work now," I say as she comes to the same realization.

"Well, you're certainly as special as he said, then." She shrugs, and I hear a screeching noise from above me.


I look up. She can't be trying to-

>1d20 DODGE check, DC 14, please

>>33804192
>Also, action, assuming you su- don't get hit?

Rolled 9

>>33804192
Show 'er yer moves!

Rolled 5

>>33804192
nat 1 inc

Rolled 8

>>33804192
This can't possibly go wrong.

Rolled 3

>>33804192
>>33804216
Attack. Aim to disable.

inb4 all failures.

Rolled 10

>>33804192
>>33804216
Kanshou, Bakuya, stab all the things

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>>33804222
>>33804226
>>33804238
>>33804243
>>33804245
Wish I could say this is a surprise.

Rolled 17

>>33804245
>>33804243
>>33804238
>>33804226
>>33804222
And so our luck failed at the most critical moment.

>>33804287
>It wasn't a "Don't die" check, man.

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>>33804287
I wouldn't say MOST critical.

>>33804302
Did I read it wrong or is she throwing shinji at us?

>>33804344
Pretty sure it's at least a bit of the bridge.

>Dodge 8 v DC 14!

The snapped street sign falls towards me, and as I move to avoid it, seems to home in as it spins.

The side of the pole slams into my arm, near the shoulder, and throwing me into a roll towards the girl.

Coming to my feet, I watch as it stops moving, hanging in the air.

"And that's the first part of the game~" Megumi says, nodding happily as I glance back to her.

>Action?

>>33804401
Charge her.

>>33804401
I, too, can hurl shit at people.
>arrow the bitch
Try & do it, er, nonlethally?

>>33804401
Trace bullet continuous fire.

>>33804401
Keep moving towards her.
Make ready your pointy implements and be ready to dodge.

>>33804401
>Fun game, mind if I have a turn?

Pull out a blunt object and start whacking her.

>>33804363
Well I'm stupid
>>33804401
Shoot her, we're good at archery

Rolled 8

>>33804401
Bitch is gonna take an arrow or two to her face.

>>33804440
Fuck that, annihilate the bitch.

>Project a bow and arrow, then?

>1d20 Magecraft. Best of first three.

Rolled 6

>>33804537

Rolled 10

>>33804537

Rolled 20

>>33804537

Rolled 19

>>33804537

Rolled 18

>>33804554
Fuck yes.

>>33804554
Bitch ain't got shit.

Rolled 71

>Welp. Excuse me.

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>>33804498
>>33804548
>>33804551
>>33804554
>>33804563
>>33804571
I fucking loathe /tg/ dice.

>>33804554
Robyn Hode aint got shit on Shirou.

>Project a bow and 'arrow', 20!

"Neat trick." I say, turning to a shooting stance. "Let me try."

The black sword appears in my right hand, twisting itself into the shape of an arrow, even as its accompanying bow begins forming.

Megumi's expression turns to one of shock, and I draw and shoot in a second.

She's already moving even as Hrunting leaves the string, 'flying' in a manner more comparable to selective falling.

It doesn't help as the black sword pursues her, altering its course as she does, even despite the expected abuses of her power.

There's a loud shriek of pain, and I see the makeshift arrow 'shatter' on the other side of her.

Her body begins to fall, but the world retains its grayscale tone...

>Action?

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>>33805187
>Forgot the picture

>>33805187
Trace ZLancer's red rose and speed, get up in her face and slash her magic apart.

Rolled 2

>>33805187
Poke her with Gae Dearg.

>>33805187
Project swords, close distance & interrogate.

>>33805187
>>33805209
>Hrunting season
Goldielocks you cheeky bugger.

>The only time a hero of justice beats a foe *that* easily is when the foe *wants to appear beaten*. Spot checks everywhere!

>>33805187
Again. Make sure she's dead.

>>33805276
The magic's still going so she ain't dead.

>>33805252
>>33805222
>You do not know of Gae Dearg, at least specifically. You could try for something "anti-magical", though.

>>33805297
Which is why shooting her again until she is makes sense.

>>33805329
We have a ranged advantage, why get rid of it?
>Project another arrow and open fire

>>33805346
Assuming the body we see is the one that's actually maintaining the magic. Scope out surroundings so we don't get ganked while double-tapping her, put another arrow into her if nothing else is out of sorts.

Rolled 34

>>33805187
Project Ea

>>33805329
Or we could try something with "regeneration negating" or "guaranteed death ".

>>33805329
Yeah, I'm supporting shooting her then.
Try doing that 'rapid fire steel bolts' thing GARcher does in the UBW movie, if our NPs are this shit there's not much point in using them.

>>33805329
Do we know about archer's modified kaladbolg? That was very strong against caster in UBW

>>33805396
>That you could.

>>33805413
>It's more you lack capacity than they're crap.

>So, project... What, as an arrow?

>>33805486
>So, project... What, as an arrow?
Standard swords, rapid-fire them.
Seeing as they're projected we could project them directly onto the bowstring.

>>33805457
Caladbolg is just powerful in general.It's at least A rank, almost certainly higher.

>>33805486
Just shoot her in the head/heart if finishing her off's won. Either should do.

No idea why you're all so against information gathering but whatever. I'm sure Sella knows some method to get her to talk.

>>33805486
Something sharp that will penetrate a skull.
If we're talking specific NPs... Cadalbolg II.

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>wanting use Caladbolg on this bitch
I don't even.

>>33805544
>I'm actually not. It's just the dice fell in the "HRUNTING TIME" area, and I'm rolling with it.



>1d20 Magecraft, then. DC is 10.

Rolled 12

>>33805637
I was referring to the other players.

Rolled 7

>>33805544
Problem is that a) how we get her to Sella's torture dungeon and b) (presuming that Sella agrees/can to pick us up) how we hide her while waiting for Sella to arrive.

>>33805637
Roll

Rolled 6

>>33805637

>>33805652
Ah, whoops. Probably should have extrapolated, but ah well.

>Project, Finish her
>12 v DC 10!

I draw back the string, another sword appearing on it and twisting in form.

I barely have time to aim at her falling body before I hear the sound of metal hitting concrete, and see cracks forming in the bridge above me, all down the walkway.

...There were cars up there. And she's not dead or out yet. .

A glance to where Shinji was shows that he's missing, so he probably wasn't dragged into this world. Nor were the actual drivers, either

>1d20 Don't Die check, please. DC 14

Rolled 5

>>33806097
LIVE

Rolled 17

>>33806097
>Don't die check
Time for those 1's to start showing up

Rolled 3

>>33806097
>>Don't Die check
And now we fail.

>17!

I start running even as pieces of the bridge fall, cars slamming into the walkway behind and in front of me.

I fire my single shot at the next set of cracks, the sword piercing through and causing it to fall sooner, and making me a makeshift ramp to escape..

Clambering up the rubble, I look around.


In the air over the river, floating limply and positively leaking black smoke from her chest, is Megumi.

I can see red eyes gleaming from the smoke behind her, and claws seem to be forming out of it...

What IS that thing?

>Action?

>>33806602
> project a new arrow and shoot her

Better kill her before she can pull off whatever weird magical bullshit she's doing

>>33806602
Gay Bulge arrow the bitch. Show her what a heart breaker we are.

>>33806602
We have any NPs especially effective against Demons?
Use them.

>>33806602
Possessed?

Can we chuck a rule breaker?

>>33806690
summon st. George's sword, shank a bitch.

>>33806602
>What IS that thing?
Sommut that needs shooting.
On that note, shoot it. Rule Breaker might prove effective, if we have it.
Alternately, Gae Buidhe, Gae Dearg, or Harpe for anti-defense/healing properties.

>>33806690
I'm pretty sure Shirou has a couple Holy NPs somewhere on that mountain of swords he calls a soul.
The problem is I can't remember any that have powers that can help here.
Tracing Excalibur would cost a Shitload of Prana. Durandal's power is making three Miracles, but they also cost a shitload of Prana. Harpe is not exactly a holy sword but it IS useful against monsters so it might help here.

Of course, our Shirou doesn't have UBW so it would depend on the Class Card's internal library.

>>33806690
Caliburn, Durandel, Balmung pretty much every sword marked holy.
Balmung is called the Felling of the Sky Demon though, so it gets a special mention.

Rolled 10

>>33806602
We need something that's good against magic.
>>33806836
Assuming we have one of those
If not, traced kanshou and bakuya are somewhat effective against monsters, they might do something

>>33806829
But she's is not a Dragon, Anon.
But I guess an ultra sharp holy sword flying at half the speed of sound might still work

>Alright, so it boils down to one of these two options

>Project to kill.
>Project anti-magic/demon/monster.

>2d20, regardless of which you choose. First is Magecraft, DC 12, second is Archery, DC hidden/variable.

Rolled 6, 1 = 7

>>33806925

Rolled 10, 15 = 25

>>33806925
>>Project anti-magic/demon/monster.
We can kill her after we've destroyed her defenses.

Rolled 7, 1 = 8

>>33806925

Rolled 16, 9 = 25

>>33806925
>Project anti-magic/demon/monster.

Rolled 1, 3 = 4

>>33806925
>Project anti-magic/demon/monster.

>>33806944
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

>>33806925
are critical fails a thing?

>>33806944
>>33806988
At least vote while you fail.

Rolled 1, 19 = 20

>>33806944
>>33806988
>>33806998
All these 1 rolls, we're screwed. I blame luvia's shopping

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>All these rolls

>>33807012
>No.

>>33806944
>>33807024
>Project anti-magic/demon/monster.
>>33807035
oops, I already rolled. That 19 would have been nice though

>>33807056
There's that at least.

>>33799286
That image is missing "Ayako route when?", moon.

Ayaka route when?

>>33807534
When you write it.