Bleach Quest ReduxIf I don't wield the sword, I can't protect you.If I keep wielding the sword, I can't embrace you.Chapter Three: The Sword and IThunder roars overhead as you rush Kyoto, the beginning of the downpour driving people to pull out umbrella or find shelter. Well, what people are out here. The storm came fast and furious, in response to the spiritual pressure you feel up ahead. The water splashes beneath your feet as you pull frankly stupid maneuvers to get closer faster. If it wasn’t for your history of doing stupid shit with Chad, you’d probably already have fallen on your face and busted it open like a punk.Sliding down a wet stairway rail and landing at the bottom you can start to hear the beginnings of combat. Arriving in some sort of park, you can see the remains of what used to have probably been the attraction as a Large Armored Form, chains rattling from its ancient English armor, stands opposite a shinigami on his ass- shoulder length black hair, who looks like he’s about to run at any time now. You can feel there’s the slow accumulation of twisted ness to the armored from- like its on the threshhold of something happening.Further down, there’s a roped off area that looks like a parody of ‘The Sword in the Stone’>Xp stuff and character sheet here http://pastebin.com/kgeS1JfY>140 xp currently available, would you like to upgrade anything?>Wait and see what happens>Go for the sword while the two sides are distracted>Interrupt the showdown- what exactly is happening here?>Kick the armored form’s head
>>33758287>Interrupt the showdown- what exactly is happening here?Also I think we should upgrade our Fullbring speed and toughness.
Rolled 70>>33758287>Go for the sword while the two sides are distractedWhat? Just waltz in while no one is paying attention?
>>33758287>http://pastebin.com/kgeS1JfYInterrupt, whats all this then?Oh, and buy Speed and Toughness
>>33758287>the Kuboing returns>implying this quest isn't amusing as almighty hell.
>>33758287>>Go for the sword while the two sides are distractedAnd lets upgrade Speed and ??????
>>33758287>>Go for the sword while the two sides are distractedSpeed and Shroud upgrade please
>>33758287>Go for the sword while the two sides are distractedMystery Box Fullbring Power and Fullbring Speed.
I can't believe I just figured out what the deal with the coins are.It's not that the coins are our fullbringer, it's just that we can fullbring the coins.Like Fullbring allows us to bring out the potential of anything, like softening concrete or telekinetically drinking alcohol. We're just doing the same things to the coins, which are probably pretty much mini-asauchi Urahara invented.
>>33758287>Interrupt the showdown- what exactly is happening here?u w0t m8?also this gives us an excuse to see if theres any legitimate reason why we can kick some soul reapers ass for being a douchecanoe.
>>33758287>Interrupt the showdown- what exactly is happening here?and also>Strength Enhancement (50 EXP)>(???? Gained power) (50 EXP)
Back again so soon? Well lets not dilly dally...Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:>bleach.wikia.com/wiki/CharactersInterested in some sightseeing around town?:>http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_TownWant to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:>http://starkana.com/manga/B/BleachToo lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:>http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach(It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.)Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:>http://bleachd20.wikidot.comSee you soon... bye bye!
>>33758374Forgot my upgrade suggestion here.>Speed Enhancement — 50xp>(???? Gained power) — 50xp
>>33758470Thanks Gin Sempai!>>33758287>(???? Gained power)- level 0- Unknown ability gained. 50xp to level 1>Shroud? (Fullbring Rank 1 power)- Level 0- 50 xp to level 1, At rank one Fullbring, the Fullbring is a shroud that reacts and forms, boosting the innate stats of its users and forming weapons somewhat- but at current it can't enshroud more than the his hand.up the damn base abilities of the fullbring as well as whatever the shit we unlocked.
>>33758287>Level up Shroud>Go for the sword while the two sides are distractedFuck Shinigami; beat them at their own game.
>>33758436Maybe.People can usually only fullbring like we did with an object they hold very dear to them.Also Janisem more or less confirmed for the one true religion in a way.
>>33758287>Go for the sword while the two sides are distractedLet's get it now while we have the chance.
>>33758287>>Go for the sword while the two sides are distractedVoting to purchase>Shroud?>Toughness Enhancement
>>33758470Good to see you Gin.The Couch is on sale, so I'm gonna buy it. Looks Comfy.>Counting, then writing
>>33758551On ordinary objects yes. But the coins are just tiny fake zanpaktou. My theory is that we're able to fullbring those coins into realizing their original state.
Lets do the Shroud and the Mystery option.
>>33758620Splendid, I'll bring the truck around.
Urahara wouldn't be supporting us if we were using Quincy powers to send the spirits and fight hollows, he knows it's bad to upset the balance. We can assume he is helping us use our fullbring powers since it's obviously not shinigami nor hollow powers we're using.Under the supposition that we are using Fullbring powers, mum was attacked by a hollow prior to our birth, this is likely still White, , because it would be more inconsistent for king fisher to have attacked us, a normal ish kid.Assuming mum is still a quincy, we'll still have to eventually deal with Bach or she would have pro soloed King Fisher.Fullbringers are relatively unknown to scrub shinigami, so they'd assume we're a quincy even if we're not, especially with the way we're using fociThe foci are clearly based on a combination of zanpaktou tech and quincy tech, so they are likely made of reishii.
>>33758287>level up shroud and the [?????]power
>>33758695Too late Gin, I've already stolen the forklift while distracting them will Illusions. I kinda panicked.>40xp left- Speed has increased to level one and [Weapon-meister] level one has been unlocked. Pastebin updated.>roll me 1d100 please, best of three.
Rolled 91>>33758905nat 1 inc
Rolled 11>>33758905com on
>>33758784We still don't know what the deal with White was.Like did he just accumulate on Masaki's egg cells?Did he jump ship when Masaki died?
>>33758987soul bio accumulation?That is not for this thread though.
>>33758987Souls don't work like material bodies, it's probably best not to think of them as such.
>>33758905Godamn it... guess I'm laying the nail traps again.
>>33759010It's vaguely related, since who knows what kind of powers we're dealing with now.I largely agree with you though.
>normal success (2 out of 3)You keep your distance and pretend to be someone that can’t notice what’s going on as you slowly keep out of the picture and move towards the sword in the background- the armored giant behind you seems to be keeping the Shinigami preoccupied as the form continues to emit that weird presence like before.But, that’s not your problem unless that thing was behind the sword problems. If it was then you’ll kick its ass you guess, but if it wasn’t then the sword got a problem that needs solving.Moving to it, it seems like nobody has noticed you. The storm’s covered up your presence and the shinigami’s distracting that guy or whateverAnd then you grab the sword by the hilt. >1d100, please. Best of three
>>33758905>That ??? ability>Orihime would lose her shit if we ended up a "magic girl". Although I imagine she'd lose all interest in us shortly afterwards.
Rolled 65>>33759116Are we the new King of the Britons?
>>33758620so Shroud will later give us a Kamen rider costume.
Rolled 46>>33759116And we're the King of Britain
>>33759136>>33759140>>33759144Nope. Not worthy.
Rolled 27>>33759150oh yes just imagine
Rolled 48>>33759231>>33759144>>33759136Why do the dice gods hate us-__-
>>33759231Huh, looks like the stigLooks like we're maxing out speed then.
>>33759324>Looks like we're maxing out speed then.We're Kurosaki Ichigo, was there ever any doubt?
>>33759231huh, not bad, since we will mostly be fighting with our fullbring powers it would be a good disguise. But lets see more options first before we pick this.
>failure-2 out of 3 successes neededPulling on the sword, there’s a slight feeling of something. But you’re not sure of exactly what. It slips through your fingers quick though. Something related to ghost stuff though. Yup, certainly spooky ghost material. However, there’s movement from behind you as the armored giant turns towards you, full of fury.THOU ART UNWORTHY!It steps closer, its foot causing the ground to shake with the step as an armored gauntlet clenches its empty hand like its reaching for its blade.IS THERE NO ONE LEFT WHI IS WORTHY?!The chains begin to rattle on its form, quickly breaking one by one. The spiritual feeling from this thing’s turning nasty fast as the Shinigami seems to be shouting for you to run. But you tune him out in the face of Giganicles here.THERE IS NO HOPE LEFT HFOR THIS AGE.And then the last of the chains shatter as its form breaks apart into nothing, its presence seems to have vanished. Well… that wasn’t so hard was it?The shinigami’s moving toward you slowly, eyes darting around like he’s afraid.>Take the sword and go, job’s done. Giganticles was the cause and he’s gone now.>Take the time to berate the shinigami for letting people get hurt>The Shinigami’s looking the other way and the coast’s clear. Spook him and get outta here.>humor the shinigami as you seem to have done his job for him.
I'm pretty bummed that we have fullbring powers and not quincy ones
Rolled 87>>33759324Some say... that he is dead, and that he wears a helmet to hide is orange hair, and he might be strong as well as fast
>>33759447>Take the sword and go, job’s done. Giganticles was the cause and he’s gone now.
>>33759447Take the sword and goNo need to wait around here
>>33759447>Take the sword and go, job’s done. Giganticles was the cause and he’s gone now.WELL FUCK US.
>>33759447>Take the sword and go, job’s done. Giganticles was the cause and he’s gone now.Ignore shitigamiAcquire bitching swords
>>33759447>>Take the sword and go, job’s done. Giganticles was the cause and he’s gone now....well, that wasn't so bad.
>>33759447>Take the time to berate the shinigami for letting people get hurtFucker deserves it.
>>33759447giganticles is probably still active, no one just commits seppuku on the spot like that
Rolled 14>>33759447Dammit.Oh well.>>Take the sword and berate the shinigami for letting people get hurt. Giganticles was the cause and he’s gone now, job done.
>>33759447Humor the shinigami
>>33759447GuysGUYSGive the sword to ChadObliterate rails
>>33759447For the ones who lack critical reading skills, the chain breaking means that the spirit of the sword hollowfied and is going to reappear any second now and attempt to murder us.
>>33759447Things can't be that easy>take that sword and sneak away.
>>33759673dammit you ruined the joke
>>33759447This probably won't end well.
>>33759652>Ichigo, Uryuu and Chad are all Quincyhollowgamibringers>Aizen, Yama and Ywach can't deal with this bullshit and give up
>>33758287Ok guys... we know of any Shinigami with "Shoulder Length Black Hair" in canon? I can't really think of any except for Yamchika or however the fuck his name was swelled and his hair's purple.
>>33759447Bring it on! Its obviously going to Hollowfy any moment now. The more we fight the more stronger we become.
>>33759447>>Take the sword and go, job’s done. Giganticles was the cause and he’s gone now.>>Take the time to berate the shinigami for letting people get hurt
>>33759746It's an OC. Not everyone needs to be a canon character.
>>33759746It's probably just a mook.The plus was badass as fuck, though, beating down even a mook Shinigami's fairly hard.I am not looking forward to this fight.
>>33759447So, if I'm understanding it right, that roll was a last-minute attempt to claim the sword that was made more difficult by waiting? Say, had we came here first, we might have been able to pass that easier?
>>33759815Welp, Ginjou bro-time is go.
Obviously, that there was the spirit that’s bothering people and its up and vanished. Which means after you nab the sword the mission’s done. Simple and clean. So, all that’s left to do is ignore the shinigami and grab the sword- You take the sword and give it a pull. Huh. Pulling, it… it doesn’t want to seem to give.Pulling a little harder, you try to pull out the sword.>roll me 2d100, please
Rolled 57, 79 = 136>>33759859nat 1 inc
Rolled 43, 83 = 126>>33759859
Rolled 33, 90 = 123>>33759859Dammit sword we want to be King of the Britons, don't you stand between us and our dream.
Rolled 92, 21 = 113>>33759859
Rolled 54, 43 = 97>>33759859Ichigo is not that smart yet.
>>33759896We are no saber, apparently.....
Rolled 76, 13 = 89>>33759859come on big money!
Rolled 17, 94 = 111>>33759859
>Failure>Maximum SuccessPulling a little harder, you try to pull out the sword.Pulling on the sword, you focus on it intently and give it a bit of that old ‘superpower magic mumbo jumbo gogo juice’ because calling it that will certainly give Hat-and-Clogs an aneurysm as he’d explain what his Proper term is for things because he’s an asshole like that and you like to bait him.Using thw sword in place of the coin you feel something react within, as does your Fullbring. It’s weak-like its feeding off of your power and wants more. Your Fullbring however sees a new meal. (No, you just know the damn thing’s name all of a sudden you aren’t going crazy thank you very much.)>CONSUME>It needs More Power Capt’n. MORE POWER! (Lend)>Use Fullbring strength to rip it out and run away already!
>>33760129rip and run
>>33760129>It needs More Power Capt’n. MORE POWER! (Lend)Let's not murder the sword, guys.
>>33760129>It needs More Power Capt’n. MORE POWER! (Lend)
>>33760129Lend that shit.
>>33760129I gotta say I'm not a fan of any of those options.Ah well, let's see what happens.
>>33760129>>CONSUMEOm the NomJust to clarify we eat the sword
>>33760129>>It needs More Power Capt’n. MORE POWER! (Lend)AHM GEEVUN HER ALL SHEHS GAT KAPN
>>33760129>It needs More Power Capt’n. MORE POWER! (Lend)Let's help out the fancy sword.
>>33760129>CONSUMEErsatz Bankai Stealing?
>>33760129>>It needs More Power Capt’n. MORE POWER! (Lend)
>>33760129>It needs More Power Capt’n. MORE POWER! (Lend)guys don't eat the excaliber, that will only anger the damn huge guy.
>>33760129Hmm. Let's go with >Lend
>experimenting in the fieldDumbasses, all of you
>>33760129>It needs More Power Capt’n. MORE POWER! (Lend)EXCALIBUR, YOUR COMING WITH ME.
Rolled 72, 88 = 160>>33760129Moore Pawah!.
>>33760310Where were you earlier?
>>33760129>Use Fullbring strength to rip it out and run away already!We can tinker with it later, lets not risk something weird happening and getting chased down.
>>33760129>Use Fullbring strength to rip it out and run away already!Not the time our place for this ya know
Rolled 16, 35 = 51>>33760343Failing in dice roll like everyone else ._.
>>33760422And our luck has run out again-_-
>>33760235>Bankai StealingShit was beta
didn't we notice the soul chain broke earlier. if we feed it anything, it'll just be that much more likely to chomp our arm off! ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE!?
>>33760481The prompt was funny.That was their reason.
>>33760481Hey, this way we might end up with Sir Arrancar in a few decades.
>>33760527What? Ok, if this was just for shits and giggles I can understand, but CONSUME was the only way we could get anything out of that sword at this point, and if people wanted the sword, then they just seriously screwed up.
>>33760579You don't know that.
>>33760579hey thats the risk with quest, players never want to take the easy way, but always the choice that brings us near the brink of death, Who knows maybe we might unlock our shinigami or quincy powers.Well let the Kubo shit storms begin.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glOQ2V6lixM&list=PLA8pQOM2f-GnS-5EGQ3-MCuWvDroisGQ3&index=6
>>33760579Yeah, but eh.Hollows are bad, but they're not Shinigami bad.
>>33760712I'm pretty sure that's backwards.We think Shinigami are assholes, but Hollows are monsters.
>>33760637Then please explain to me how this will benefit us. At the very least, we're going to make a deal with a devil and get stabbed by our own sword immediately. This thing wants our power, and according to Bleach, a fullbring is a manifestation of our soul, and guess what? HOLLOWS EAT SOULS!
>>33760730Again, it's because the prompt for lending power was phrased as a funny joke, and the other stuff wasn't.Always be cautious with joke prompts.
>>33760579I see Lend as allowing the sword to have whatever power it would have had had we gotten here sooner/passed the roll earlier.
>>33760730Because we'll have to team up with Ginjou to take it down, thus forging a bond together that will culminate in or joint founding of XCution.
>>33760730Then we punch it to the snout to establish our superiority and take our soul back.And then we take over/control/enslave it as well for compensation.
>>33760764>ichigo and Ginjo joint fount XCutionoh god that means we get facebook as our buddy.i'm entirely alright with that.
>>33760730Asuachi also collect and consume a part of a shinigamis soul...
>>33760764The timing doesn't really work.Ginjou was in trouble with the shinigami back when Tsukishima was just a lad. And I'm pretty sure Tsukishima is like ten years older than Ichigo.
You feed it more power- its innate ability to be lent to others coming to life even as you feel your Fullbring weaken some. (Weapon-meister sealed)Pulling out the blade, which seems to have quieted down, you marvel at is silver, ethereal blade. Strange runes are inscribed onto its form and you can only think this is some strange Elven blade out of the works of Tolken. Even so, at the last moment the blade crackles as you notice that light deflects a large, blackened sword from cutting you in two. Leaping back, you can’t help but notice the new form that has appeared in front of you. Its porcelain armor is blackened and ruined, the remnants of a broken crown upon its head- a porcelain helm from which faintly yellowed eyes can be seen. Its left arm is ruined as its other- the right arm- holds the bastardized parody of the fusion of a lance and sword. Your eyes are drawn to the wound through its chest, however- where there’s a hole through the breastplate that looks like the rent wound from a lance. Maddened energy bleeds from this thing’s presence and pressure.It makes no noise, but moves to ready itself. There’s no intelligence to what you can see of its gaze, just maddened instinct. And yet, even then, as it moves to attack you again, its body instinctively takes skillful moves- sinister imitations of the poise of a heroic knight. This thing’s above whatever you’ve ever dealt with before.>Run>Fight>1d100
Rolled 70>>33760818You seem to be forgetting what level of KUBO we're at.If Ichigos mom and Hime's bro can be alive and Ichigo has been working with Urahara for an indeterminate amount of time anything could be an option. Aize might even be a bro.>>33760839
>>33760839>>FightNever back down!
Rolled 12>>33760839>FightNameless Shinigami can try help, if he wants.
Rolled 1>>33760839>(Weapon-meister sealed)...aawww. There go my dreams of Magical Girl Ichigo.>>Fight
>>33760868This is a run by the way
>>33760839>disregard abilities, become some sort of super knight>KNIGHT JOUSTING, HO!
>>33760839>fightlets prove to it that we are worthy of weilding it!Running is not an option here!
>>33760911well you fucked us. Thanks
Rolled 42>>33760839>fight>kick his ass, ichigo!
Rolled 24>>33760917>>33760839forgot to roll
Rolled 73>>33760935hold on anon, one of us nearly max critted right after that wit dat 99 here:>>33760870
Rolled 54>>33760839lets do this!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mi11pfUUrk&list=PLA8pQOM2f-GnS-5EGQ3-MCuWvDroisGQ3&index=1
>>33760974Out of range.
>>33760957It still makes it only one success out of three.>Fight>>33760870>>33760879>>33760897First three rolls for "Fight!"
>>33760974First three rolls only, I hope think.
Rolled 14>>33760974remember, cosgrove for better or worse right now seems to be doing first 3 rolls so far, if it changes we are fucked, but still.
We Bleach Souls now?
>>33761095sounds like it, and we may have accidently picked up the bleach equivalent of Artoria's greatsword.
>>33760839Y'know what? I'm ok with this. Anyways>FIGHT
>>33761095Let's hope we can save Brostein, even if we failed Brotorias.
>>33761095It always has been. You didn't think that Soul Bonfire was just for show did you?
>this quest>all this full on Kubo shenanigans>all these shenanigans>implying this quest will follow any rules hat so everjesus.
I will just post pictures to consider for Ichigo's fullbring form.
>>33760879>>33760870>>33760868www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gzjhlxetMYou strengthen your Fullbring and tighten your grip on the sword as you ready yourself as it draws near. Swinging its weapon like a lance, you deflect the blow with the sword and move in and behind as you kick its knee in and slash at it as it tries not to crumple.Swinging at you with its lame arm, the yellow eyes glow malevolently and it swings its weapon like a sword as you fling yourself out of the way, rolling as you see the Earth rent asunder from its simple swing before you take the opportunity to jump onto its back and stab it in the back several times as it Roars in rage.Your faster speed allows you to get a few kicks and hits in there as it lumbers, but all it seems to do is get angrier.Swinging wildly, its form is somewhat damaged as you retreat and try to think of what to do.To your side, the Shinigami seems to be pointing at that thing and his face. Seems like he thinks you should go for this big guy’s face.>give me another 1d100
Rolled 15>>33761212>>33761255Lets do it
Rolled 36>>33761255>Shinigami being completely useless as fuck per the norm.>use as distraction Bait>stab its face for crit damage>also parry, much parrying.
Rolled 76>>33761278>>33761268>>33761282>only 1 good rollwell crap.
>>33761291here we go
>>33761291I like this one.
Cosgrove...how 'bout a deal?
>>33761421also should we go mostly black or white in our costume design?
Well, that’s business as normal for Shinigami, really. Do nothing and act like they rule the place. Guh, is there anything more unbearable than a Shinigami?Yes, it turns out, as this thing ups its offensive. Swinging its sword, you manage to deflect it, only to get backslapped away by its lame arm used as a club. Groaning and clutching at your chest, you basely dodge out of the way as it stabs downward into the ground as you get back up and stab it through the knee with your borrowed blade as it roars in pain. Getting up, you deflect its blow and move to stab it through its fucking face-mask- helmet thing.That ends up not happening as you find yourself swatted away with the flat of its blade-lance and sent flying back into a tree. Did you mention trees hurt? A lot? Because they totally do and you are now slumped against the ground.And now it seems to be drawing dark-malevolent energy to its blade, which it has lifted overhead and is pointed right at you.Oh.Fuck.>Dodge, if you can.>Try to somehow counter or stop this thing- it’ll be amazing unless you fail and then it’ll be quite bad. Terribly so, possibly
>>33761533>Dodge, if you can.
>>33761533>>Try to somehow counter or stop this thing- it’ll be amazing unless you fail and then it’ll be quite bad. Terribly so, possiblyNothing can possibly go wrong!
>>33761533>Dodge, if you can.Yeah I'm not feeling the countering stuff.
>>33761533Oh, also 1d100 please
>>33761533DODGE IF YOU CAN
Rolled 1>>33761533>Dodge, if you can.What's the point of speed otherwise?
>>33761533>Dodge, if you can.Let's make use of our boosted speed.
Rolled 2>>33761577So you're doing linked rolls right?Right.
Rolled 89>>33761577>counterRULES O NATCHA
Rolled 80>>33761533>>33761577>>Dodge, if you can.This is not optimal.
>>33761533>Dodge, if you can.SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LEONARD
>>33761591Welp, we're fucked.
>>33761604>>33761606>>33761607We fail a lot of rolls in this quest. More than the original even.
>>33761578>>33761591>>33761604...well, at least we got killed by something more dignified than skater punks.
>>33761655And hey, dying isn't always a bad thing.right?
>>33761648I don't think d100s are working for this quest.The dice gods expect d20s, and are offended by their absence.
>>33761533>>Try to somehow counter or stop this thing- it’ll be amazing unless you fail and then it’ll be quite bad. Terribly so, possibly
Rolled 41>>33761672Oh god. What if by staying and fighting and failing, we're now worthy of the sword or whatever?
Rolled 45>>33761648...Yes, we do.Cosgrove, buddy, pal...Can we talk?
>>33761672We're a fullbringer, we've already hollowfied.It is a very bad thing.
Rolled 85>>33761533come on guys>counterAbandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate'Zangetsu
>>33761672That's the spirit!Or is it us?
>>33761720Can the last thing Ichigo does before he dies be to flip off the Shinigami?
>>33761720So it doesn't have to link to the first post that's calling for them....I feel like we're getting a lot more failures than we did in Bleach Quest Classic, aside from the initial thread.
>>33761707We're not hesitating. We're dodging. Stop telling us to keep eating swords you 2000 year old psychopath.
>>33761720Yoruichi will save us I'm sure.>>33761748"With my dying breath I curse Shinigami everywhere! Also Zoidburg!"
>>33761720Well, good game, guys. It was fun while it lasted.
>>33761705We met some hollows last time. They were cool.the dice love ghost mexico
>>33761748>"You didn't even try to use some binding Kidou on the Hollow while it was distracted by me!"
>>33761789>>33761720Guess we can always REDUX the REDUXThen again we could always play as Orihime instead.
>>33761798Look, unless we auto-Arrancar or something...Holy crap, we'd auto-Arrancar wouldn't we? We have the required Shinigami powers.
>>33761823>Implying we know what Kido is
>>33761854Rukia, Thread 1.
>>33761831You mean Ishida amirite?>yfw every role is crit success
>>33761784hey now, there's like three shinigami we've met that aren't total shit. And also Urahara
>>33761920>'Ishida! Are you using reiatsu absorption to steal my good rolls?!'>Uryuu pushes up glasses>'Pssh... nothin personnel, Kurosaki'
>>33761920Fucking Rihaku Bleach Quest
>>33761757>>33761757"Ichigo, do you not trut me?""I hate rain. It rains in here, too. When you are moody, it becomes cloudy. When you are sad, the rain comes down... I can't stand it. Can you understand? How horrible it is to get rained on when you are all alone in an empty world? In order to prevent that from happening... I'll lend you whatever power you need! If you can trust me... I won't let one drop of rain fall from that sky! Trust me... you are not alone in battle... Ichigo!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PCgJGxz-FU&index=7&list=PLA8pQOM2f-GnS-5EGQ3-MCuWvDroisGQ3
>>33761920>>33761831Low have I been waiting for an excuse to use this image relevantly. Months have I waited.
>>33761987Don't start with this, please.
>>33761846which would be kind of awesome. Just shitkick the bad Espada, snag the Hoagyque, and make a cool guest wing in the castle for our human bros
Rolled 45Reminder: This is us.
>>33762033>"Hoooooooly shit man! You don't know me, but that is MAD ballen'! How'd you like to kick it with me and some bros as we work to fuck up some Shinigami?"
>>33762029If it's any consolation, the old CosBQ was referenced in the RihakuBQ too.That said, yes it is kind of out of place, even if that Uryuu is easily the most heroic bleach character I've ever seen.
>>33761987dude I gave up talking about this in the last thread and thought I almost killed the quest, so please don't do this to us.
>>33762130>Join Aizen not knowing who he is or what he's done.>Bunch of fucking shinigami decide to invade>Man Aizen, I swear you are the only decent shinigami I've ever met in my life.>Also Gin and blind guy, I guess.
>>33762130bro, you're talking my language. Though there are a couple shinigami I don't hate-you don't happen to know how to get them to betray their 'Soul Society' do you?
>>33762177Well, Soul Society really doesn't go out of its way to try to win good PR. They'd pretty much lose against any third party in that department.
>>33762177>Man Aizen, I swear you are the only decent shinigami I've ever met in my life.I would laugh so hard if this was actually true.As in, Aizen, Gin and Tousen are all legitimately good guys and SS is full of pricks.
>>33762170don't talk about Rihaku Bleach Quest, we agreed in the last thread to stop talking about. It's done. Let's just focus on this Quest.
>>33762215I don't think Ichigo knows Urahara's a shinigami. I don't think he'd work with him otherwise.
>>33762235When Aizen gets rekt he does blabber a bit about the Soul King and called it an it or something iirc.So it's very possible that Aizen found out something about the Soul King and went nope.jpeg.
>>33762235well, the second part is pretty true. There are only a couple actually nice captains, the rest are either evil or insane. There's a couple more decent lieutenants, but most of them still have some serious issues.
I'm really sad that we didn't become the magical girl.
>>33762235>>33762177>>33762130>>33762215I want this only slightly less than ImprovAizenAlthough I think it would be pretty out of character for Ichigo to just up and yaok.jpg it. Aizen could easily win him over though I bet like the Fullbringers did. But as to Shinigami murder. Ichigo's "racist", but I don't think he'd want to murder them.
>>33762389Genderbend is worst fetish
I feel slightly disappointed our relationship with Chizuru is totally reset.
>>33762303Soul King is like Ywach for Shinigami?Souls aren't really reincarnated, the Soul King just eats them and makes new ones out of spare reishi?
>>33762389When I first looked at that I thought that Zangetsu was still a guy.How dissapointing.
>>33762436Yeah... IMO, that was the best character development, with Hime's not too far behind.
>>33762436It's not. Read the first thread. The brostatus carried over.>>33762439Have you ever seen or heard of a reincarnated spirit in the manga or show? It's likely Also Ywach is probably a part of Soul King or something.
>>33762436>totally>wanting to force the lesbian into being straight
>>33761590I'm back! Here's what I dugged up.
>>33762431Nah, Futanari is Or really, really, bad furries
>>33762409yaok? You mean yaoi right? I'm not.. adverse to thatIf we die and then get insta arrancar'd and then end up in hollowland then we'll probably still get 'bonds' and start wanting to protect people. So in comes Aizen with his "Hey you can be humanish again and also not need to eat souls!", I can't imagine we wouldn't be grateful to the guy if he plays it smart with his wording. Not only that, but he wants to actually help us. Sure, we'll be his army but holy shit he's a Shinigami that wants to help hollows and not just kill them.>>33762431What if he's only a girl when he transforms?
>>33762541Full bring Resurrection anyone?
>>33762584>yaok>ya ok>yeah okIt's not hard anon.
>>33762594Is that Lord English?
>>33762584>That entire post
>>33762638>>33762594A wrong spelling, my badFullbring Resurrección
Is Cosgrove dead?
>>33762719Don't be ridiculous, he's maxed HSR, Hierro and Blut Vene.
>>33762719He's probably trying to figure out how we stay alive even after a critfail.
>>33761720>40 minutes>No jump in posts since thenI imagine the first 30 minutes was Cosgrove trying to figure out what the fuck to do with rolls that cataclysmicly shit. Alternatively he got caught up in bullshit or it's a long one.
>>33762750How about... we don't? There are like four different afterlifes all of which can come back to reality, and there are gigais
>>33762750probably is trying to make us a deal, knowing him and all. Or else he's typing a long post.
>>33762750>it misses us>completely obliterates the shinigami>get in fuck huge trouble with urahara later for basically kicking a hornets nest and pissing off the local ghostlife as well as probably sending the soul reapers in droves to figure out what in the shit actually happened.
>>33761095Now what's going on in.... aw shit.
>>33762755On the hugbox he said that we had just uncovered the first secret of the KUBO box.I think its power was too much for him.
>>33762802Sup NORG?Wing Quest tonight after this?also we in full dark souls mode right now fighting with some sorta magic sword and we just critfailed hard.
>>33762811>hugboxWhat's th->Weapon meisterSoul Eater crossover isn't it?
>>33762853The hugbox is a common name for the Quest Thread General IRC room.
>>33762843Possibly, but it's bad decorum to discuss other quest's outside of the hatemachine of QTG.I'm currently working on a possible new character sheet. But back to the main subject at hand Did you motherfuckers praise the sun yet?
>>33762811The first secret was us knowing about and hating shinigamiThe second was discovering Orihime's brother is alive and working for dadThe third secret was mom being alivethe fourth was us having been working with Urahara for quite a while apparentlyThe fifth was us unlocking Fullbring out of the blue to a modest extentThis is all very Kubo and Bleach, yet something feels a little off about it all.
Somebody roll a one.
>>33762524I hope we get her to fight with us some time.
Rolled 1>>33762981here you go anon, a nice fresh off the presses 1 for you to have as your own.
>>33762981Ok everyone, do we know how the secret ritual to summoning Cosgrove?
Rolled 1>>33763060say things that will piss him off?that seems to work wonders usually.
Rolled 3>>33763051>>33763055>>33763079Its gotta be REAL guys, none of this rigged stuff will work
Rolled 1>>33763106fine i'll try slightly harder.
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25>>33763106How about this?
Rolled 1 + 0>>33763106
Rolled 69well lets see if mine works
Holy shit. So, we critfail when we don't want to critfail.Then, somebody asks for a 1. Specifically a fucking ONE.And we get THESE!>>33763051>>33763055>>33763079Does this mean the critfails will suck harder than last time!?On second thought...Keep rolling ones so we'll only have crit-successes in the future rolls!
Rolled 5>>33763184Oh, well that is inappropriate o-0!
Rolled 10>>33763195>He can't check the email field
>>33763184Kensei plsHisagi pls
>>33763226Fuck, my bad. I'm on a mobile right now...
>>33762853Here to hoping we get Black Blood or Witch powers
>>33761831>sorry for delay, computer problemsKUBO BOX SECRET “NUMBER ONE“: UNLOCKED “Number One”- a roll of 100 is a critical failure and a roll of 1 is a critical success in the case of Kurosaki Ichigo, contrary to the common sense that occurs to everyone else. I blame the music of Kids these days. 200xp gained. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTcYou need to dodge. To run. That thing… That thing’s gonna kill you if it hits. It’s a one-hit KO- an instant death move!But your feet won’t move. They can’t. Something won’t let you. This thing, you somehow know, won’t just take you out. No, Kyoto will burn with it. So… you have to stop it.There’s one of it. And one of you. It has a sword… and so do you. What’s there to be afraid of?This sword, so long as you wield it, so long as you fight using all of your strength…It’ll promise you victory. Pulling on strength you didn’t know you had, power flows out of you, into this blade. Lifting it above your head, you feel the power condensing rapidly on the sword’s edge as it glows with an unworldly light.As it roars and brings down its blade, you’re already doing the same. Misasmic black and crimson energy spreads and you push it back by bringing forth light. A light you can’t ordinarily reach on your own. Not yet.And the light illuminates the sky, breaking up the storm clouds, as the dawn fully breaks.But you’re still moving. The sword in your offhand, you pull out the coin in your empty one as your Fullbring’s shroud surrounds it. The shattered form of the black knight thing is crumpled onto the ground as it seems to lower its head, like a prisoner on the chopping block.>1/2
Rolled 95>>33763106>>33763126fine i'll try even harder here, i'll roll properly, watch me fuck this up and get an 100 instead of what you wanted.
Rolled 32>>33763313>100 is now 1 and 1 is now 100cosgrove god damn it, you are kubo incarnate.
Rolled 77>>33763313>spoilerSeems like a cop-out, but mitebcool
>>33763329>>33763316HOLY COW!!!0.o! Thats a high success rate!
Rolled 10>>33763313So... wait.We're lowboating?
>>33763372Nah, it IS Ichigo's image song.
>>33763414no just crits are reversed also avoid the shit storm in AOPH quest
Rolled 34>>33763414no we want to roll high, or get a 1 if we fuck it, cause we fuck it so hard we are awesomeor we are so awesome we fuck it, thats how it works, think that one screencap of shit going completely south when people roll crits in different skills.
>>33763313So this is what it's like to go Full Kubo.I LIKE IT!
Rolled 14>>33763455>he hasn't been on kubos full ride as per the start of the last arc of bleach where crazy shit like mayuri with poke zombie arrencars vs Trap quincy with her own group of shinigami zombies.
>>33763313>It’ll promise you victory.EXCALIBURAww yiss>And the light illuminates the sky, breaking up the storm clouds, as the dawn fully breaks.What, we Fate/Stay Night now?
>>33763313Cosgrove plzi saw what you did there, we have the damn excaliber and you ripped that right out of the fate series.
>>33763491>poke zombie arrancarsAnyone named?
High rolls are good and low rolls are bad.EXCEPT FOR NATURAL 1 AND NATURAL 100.Natural 1 are crit success and Natural 100 is a crit failure.
>>33763555>>33763535Technically I'm pretty sure we cheated.Like we didn't get the true Excalibur, but, if anything, its shadow/echo.
>>33763313>it'll promise you victoryBut at what cost?
>>33763491>Using Bleach manga as barometer for KUBO.Were you with us in the halcyon days of Bleach Quest, anon?Even Kubo can't KUBO like Cosgrove has KUBO'd.
>>33763535>Touch coin to blade>Coin absorbs it>In a fight>"Call it in the air." /flip/>Snatch out of air as we run, coin is now blade>>33763569It's more frankensteins vs zombies. go read the manga.
>>33763569i can't remember their names off the top of my head but they were the rank 100+guys who used to be espada till they got trumped.also i'm not even joking, mayuri has pokeballs, shits gotten real.
>>33763313>computer problems>2/2 hasn't posted yet>Cosgrove might have to call it a night>[worry intensifies]
>>33763590Don't be so depressing. The consequences are future Ichigo's problems. We're *now* Ichigo.
>>33763603Fuck, I liked those guys.
>>33763598i was there, ishida rolled godly, and teamwork worked for complete shit the first time around.i kind of wish we had that bullshit super hammer that makes zanpakuto.
>>33763555Pretty sure the majority saw it. It wasn't exactly subtle.
>>33763569Remember the first three Arrancar that Ichigo, Chad and Ishida fought? Where Chad first transformed his other arm and Ishida broke out the chainsaw arrows?Yeah, it's them.
Rolled 19>>33763638That didn't work out for spike, either.
>>33763640There's also Luppi and that one muscular drag queen guy that Yumichika fought....I'm not exactly sure what Luppi's doing there since his top half was incinerated by Grimmjow, but I guess that just goes to show that Mayuri's too brilliant for the likes of me to comprehend.
>>33763677dude its cause he praises the sun, he is literally Bleach's brolaire just because he can.
>>33763555I don't even know what that is. Looks like BQR is all about them crossovers and mashups. Might be cool.>>33763677You KNOW there will be, bare minimum, a full page explaining that in the near future. Like when Grimjoww finally shows up again.
>>33763664Except for the one Chad fought. He never died, but instead just went off to be boring in the desert.
>>33763677I'm more unsure what Charlotte's doing there, he's not really on the same power tier as the other four.
>>33763701its ok, people also keep thinking starrk may also come back cause lol mayuri zombiesespecially if the current CC has anything to say about it.
>>33763313Pulling back your fist, you slam your fist into the mask-like helmet of its head as the coin burns like an incandescent candle, leaving a ‘stamp’ on the head beneath as its armor crumbles to reveal an indistinct humanoid form that crosses an arm over its chest and bows its head to you before vanishing like any other ghost you’ve sent on. The remains of its armor breakdown into motes of light that you feel your Fullbring quietly begin to consume, leaving you to decide how it breaks down the energy.>Gain 500 Xp>Gain 300Xp and ????Standing in the light of dawn, you feel something from the sword- something like satisfaction. As you feel your Fullbring return- strengthened some [5 xp to Weapon-meister, weapon-meister restored]- you see the blade’s runes fade as its blade begins to rust and disintegrate- quickly recording it with your camera phone for proof to Urahara, you watch as time finally reclaims the blade.The Shinigami seems to be in shock and a little afraid of you, so its probably best to just go ahead and call it a day here before he tries something stupid- pocketing the coin, you hurry back to the train station and buy another ticket as you call Urahara.>Case 3- Magical Girls? CLOSED>Case 5- Legendary Sword? CLOSED>Go home>Go to Urahara’s>Go to Chad’s
>>33763744>Flip off Shinigami, go home
>>33763744>>Gain 300Xp and ????guys we need to multitask so we can excaliber as well as gain more abilities.cause why not?
>>33763744>Go to Urahara’sDebriefingBurn a little time fucking around though to see if the Shinigami tails us.
>>33763744>Go home, its early the next morning by now
>>33763744>>Go to Urahara’sIsn't it a school day?
>>33763744>Go to Chad'sWe'll talk to Urahara later, after we get some food and talk with Chad.
>>33763744>dropkick shinigami for being such a completely useless shit>go head home, harass urahara in the morning.
>>33763780pretty much this
>>33763744>Go to Urahara’sPayment for the job first.
>>33763744>>Gain 300Xp and ????>>Flip off shinigami, go to Urahara’sGive receipts. Acquire currency.
>>33763744>Go to Urahara's
Rolled 10>>33763744>>Gain 300Xp and ????MYSTERY BOX AWWW YEA>Go to Chad’s
>>33763744>Go to Urahara’s
>>33763744>>Go homeNeed to get some sleep.
>>33763744>Go to Urahara’sWE NEED THE MONEY
>>33763744Also, >Gain 300xp and ????
>>33763744>Gain 300Xp and ????>Go to Urahara'sMight as well get cash.
Are we getting actual money from Urahara? Guy seems like kind of a cheap skate.
>>33764086>540 xp total available, character sheet updated>http://pastebin.com/kgeS1JfY>writing
>>33764233>http://pastebin.com/kgeS1JfYConsume and SpeedAlways gotta get the xp boosts
>>33764233????, Shroudx2, Fullbring Rank 1, ConsumeThat should be 525 XP
>>33764295>>33764233This is perfect.
>>33764295This has my voteAnd goodnight>>33764233
>>33764233Question marks, Fullbring, Speed, Cloak, Weapon-Meister, Strength, and Toughness.
>>33764295this is amazing, totally do it.
>>33764295I vote this.
>>33764295I'd say Toughness, Strengthx2, Shroudx2, ????, and Fullbring Level 1.Should be 500 even.
>>33764399i think we get more EXP when we consume if we rank up that anon, thats probably why he chose it.
>>33764373I'm pretty sure that makes 500, and should help us a lot in general combat.
>>33764233Is weapon meister still sealed? And if so, could you make a note of it in the pastebin?Anyway...>Fullbring, Rank I- level 1>Shroudx2>Strength>Toughness>????and>Weapon Meister if available.
>>33764233>Consume —200 xp>Fullbring, Rank I —100 xp>[????] —100 xp>Shroud —50 xp>Total = 450xpTentative, since I kinda want to save a bit until the next explanation for Shroud is added before deciding.
>>33764486its not we got it back when the sword rotted away
>>33764295Works for me.We power leveling now.Gunna be interesting to see what H&C says about all this.
>>33764531Excellent. My thanks.
Heading to Urahara’s shop when you finally arrive in Karakura town, you do all you can to resist the futon that Ururu sets out for you as you head back to Hat-and-Clog’s room. As he opens the door, she smiles as you. “Ah, what can I do for you this morning Ichigoooouch!”You kick him in the face before picking him up and throttling him. “There was another one of those freaky ‘whole in the chest with a mask on their face’ ghosts, Urahara. What the hell’s up?!”He looks away shiftily before another kick to the head has him sighing. “Alright, fine, Kurosaki-kun. What do you want me to say? Those things are what Shinigami call hollows. They’re souls whose chains of fate have eroded and they’ve become monsters that feed on the living and dead. Shinigami purify them and send them to Soul Society with their Zanpakutos- what they call their swords.”“What you dealt with was not a normal hollow- in either case. There’s strange things going on and not many leads to go on. As it is, you’ve been running yourself ragged. So, why don’t you get yourself a little sleep?”You smell something slightly off in the air as you pause after a moment. “That was a pisspoor explanation, Hat-and-clogs. And, on another note, where is my damn money Urahara? I fucking- Did you just fucking drug me?”And then the world tastes purple and unconscious, which is why Urahara is an asshole. And where is your goddamn money? These are important answers. Upon waking up, you look around to find yourself in Urahara‘s shop, with a bag of cash-including the amount refunded according to your receipts which gives you a fair amount of money. Seems like he gave you a hundred thousand bounty on that last job, including the money that was refunded. Which, to be fair, is a lot of money. Its going into the bank. Looking for Urahara, you find that he’s out on business so you bid farewell to the shop employees, but you’re still not sure why Jinta was laughing. >1/2
>>33764794You swear to whatever god or gods there might be, if he drew another penis on your face…Calming yourself by enjoying the Saturday morning in the park (and checking and assuring yourself he did in fact NOT draw a penis on your face) you see Inoue, your classmate, walk by in athletic clothes and a towel around her neck, talking with Tatsuki, who seems unamused. “-telling you Orihime, this ‘hobo-fighting’ hobby of your has got to stop. Who knows-”Nope.Too weird for you this early in the morning. And when you turn around that’s when you find that there’s your Shinigami stalker staring you in the face, unamused."Good Morning Ichigo. Where have you been?">Hassle her>ignore, maybe she’ll go away>do something more productive with your time, maybe you can set up Kanonji’s next failure?>tallying votes and updating character sheet
>>33764794>urahara drugged us and probably drew on our face or some shitgod damn it hat and clogsi understand why it is that ichigo hates shinigami, every single one of them in this universe is a douchecanoe.
>>33764856>>ignore, maybe she’ll go away
>>33764856>ignore, maybe she’ll go away
>>33764856"Isn't it your job to know?"
>>33764856>>ignore, maybe she’ll go away>lose her and make the fuckin' deposit
>>33764794Fuck he stole our kidneyMaybe if you kickfucked the lazy ninja master less Ichigo he wouldn't be such an asshole to you.>>33764856>Hime Archer style bum fighting.Best waifu confirmed.>"It's just some personal business.">do something more productive with your time, maybe you can set up Kanonji’s next failure?
>>33764856>hassle her>ask her why it is that every single one of you guys are completely fuck useless.>is there a single person in your entire mess that can even do their jobs correctly?
>>33764856ignore, maybe she’ll go awayGo away rabbit. Nobody likes you.
>>33764856>do something more productive with your time, maybe you can set up Kanonji’s next failure?Any day we get to ruin Kanonji's day is a good day and our efforts should be focused there.Also, to avoid the Shinigami>Go talk to Inoue and Tatsuki, find out what's up with the hobo-fighting. That's definitely not cool.
>>33764860We keep hitting him for no reason. WE are the asshole.
>>33764856>hassle her"Why don't you check in with whatever loser you've got stationed in Kyoto, if you want to get a taste of half of what I've been up to."
>>33764856Ignore Rukia and moonwalk away.
>>33764856the first response has to be along the lines of "Diving into a lesbians soul so we can double rider kick an eldritch abomination of soul power. Why?"
>>33764856Ignore Rukia Obtain more Dosh
>>33764856>do something more productive with your time, maybe you can set up Kanonji's next failure?
>>33764920He's Hat-and-Clogs.Its a safe bet that he probably deserves it.
>>33764856>>do something more productive with your time, maybe you can set up Kanonji’s next failure?Later short-stack.
>>33764960Well yes, but Ichigo doesn't know that.
>>33764856>>ignore, maybe she’ll go awayI'm not listening to youuu
>>33764856Damnit, I want to befriend Rukia but it just isn't in character.What is this pain Cosgrove?
>>33764920to be fair he keeps drugging us and he might have stolen a kidneythats not completely out of the realm with him, even in canon as well as even in canon he was a complete dick, let alone the first version of this quest.
>>33764856Ignore, maybe she'll go away. POOF BITCH BE GONE
>>33764984We're a ghost detective, our detective senses can tell that he's shady.
>>33764856>>ignore, maybe she’ll go awayDammit Urahara. You don't pay us enough to put up with this shit.
>>33765085He gave us over $1,000 which; ok ya you've got a point. It needs to be at least $10k to warrant a roofie.godamnit yoruichi
>>33765077Yeah, but there's no way we can tell how shady.We don't know he creates souls to enslave, mutilate and dispose of if faulty, for example.We also don't know that Yoruichi is female and a former assassin.
>>33765129i think we assume at this point that urahara stole yoruichi from some poor magical girl like the cat beastie we saw earlier.
>>33765173Did you not read the last thread? Ichigo just assumes Yoruichi is a ghost dude possessing a cat.
>>33765129Well if we knew all that we'd be punching him many times harder, this level of punch is acceptable for what we do know.>>33765173We need to give Yoruichi shit about that, by the way.
>>33765210thats what we thought before we found out magical girls were an actual thing thoughhence why i said we may have revised that thought.
>>33765243>Shroud? (Fullbring Rank 1 power)- Level 0Minor typo
>>33765279yeah, fixed.>also 15 xp left.
>page 8>new chapter of Bleach releasing any minute now>Quest nearing hour 5(.5)Got a feeling the next one is the last story post of the night and I need to get my ass to bed.Thanks for running again and working to kick off the rust Cosgrove. I look forward to PPQ and more BQR.Rest well guys! (and don't forget to update the archive)
Since she’s both a Shinigami observing you and a girl in her fake-body-thing, you do what you do when you are unable to kick a problem in the face. Like Jint when there’s actual candy store customers around and he’s being a little shit. You ignore it.Ignore it hard.Like a middle-aged man with a midlife crisis, you turn and ignore her by taking in the scenery. Whever she’s saying matters not to this beautiful spring morning in the park- Oh god I think that’s an unconscious hobo.…Turning again, you walk away some and enjoy the pure, untainted park morning view in Karakura Town. Yes. Beautiful indee-OhgodIthinkthatwassomeofmyinternalorgans.Clutching your belly of organs that are hopefully only bruised, you glare at Rukia. Goddamn it, no. You will not have pity for what you do to Hat-and-clogs. Standing up again, you take a deep breath, smile cheerfully and power walk again when she tries to exposition something to you again.Ohgodwhydoesithurtdobad?Five minutes later, tied up, the girl has gone through some her horrible, horrible art as she tries to explain to you what the political situation is. Nodding dully, you pretend to pay attention.“You didn’t listen to anything I said, did you strawberry?”Nod. She smiles like an angel, which means that Satan’s finally coming for you. Which is fine, you’ve got a right hook for him-The girl sighs and shakes her head. “Look, just… just don’t make my job harder for me alright? You’re obviously not a threat, but until you’ve been fully classified, I can’t leave. Oh, and avoid that Quincy, too. Later.”She heads off, leaving you tied up. Its not something that isn’t easy for you to fix but it wasn’t fun untying yourself. Some girl scout-knot making level stuff.Anyway, that wasted your beautiful morning of a Saturday. What to do with the rest of it.>Screw with Don Kanonji>Avoid the Quincy, you say…>You know, that whole parrot thing sounded kinda important
>>33765623>Avoid the Quincy, you say…
>>33765623>Avoid the Quincy, you say…we don't take no shit from a shinigami
>>33765623>>Avoid the Quincy, you say…Also: Remove shirt and check body for scars and stitchesFucker put the plot rock in us didn't he?
>>33765623>Avoid the Quincy, you say…Time to do the exact opposite of what the Shinigami wants.
>>33765623did she use a kido or something to give us a stomach ache for ignoring her?
>>33765701>did she use a kido or something to give us a stomach ache for ignoring her?No, She used what Ichigo uses on Urahara.Pure Violence.
>>33765623>Deposit money, find Quincy
>>33765623>You know, that whole parrot thing sounded kinda important
Guys if we do what she said not to do, we'll see more of her as she goes and whines about it.Alternatively she WANTS us to find this quimly thing so she HAS something on us she can report and thus fuck with us more. Oh you clever shinigami bitch and your mind games and peaches...
>>33765623>>You know, that whole parrot thing sounded kinda importantParrot gets us 100,000 yen of cashy money. Forget the shinigami with their fancy reverse psychology. Bet she just wants us to do her dirty work for her.
>>33765767>>33765745characterwise I'd say Ichigo's had enough spiritual bullshit for a day. In anything he should be fiddling with the coin again in his room.
these new chapter reveals. these callbacks. that spoiler image.
>>33765623>You know, that whole parrot thing sounded kinda importantBeat Hollows, get cash.
>>33765623>>You know, that whole parrot thing sounded kinda importantProtect our bro chad
>>33765875>The job multiple characters have tried to do across multiple arcs finally happens with narry an editor in sight to stop it this timeFeels good; but it'll get retconned soon enough anyway.
Grumbling, you put off your plans to hasten embarrassing Don Kanonji again as you think about her words. Blablabla I’m a Shinigami, blablabla, don’t meet the Quincy. Blabla-Wait a moment.Don’t do something. Yeah, no. After you make sure your organs are fine- they are thankfully- you head out of the park as you think about what you should be doing to find a Quincy. As you wander around looking for what might be a Quincy, you can’t help but wonder what a Quincy is…Hmmm…And then you’re smacked in the face with a… folded up embroidered cloth with the symbol of a blue cross on it? Wait what. This is ridiculous.Opening it up, you find an embroidered note that reads:“Do you hate Shinigami?”“Yes No”With a felt pen or something in there.Okay.What.No, you’re not dealing with this right now. You’re just gonna go see Chad or mess with Chizuru. Something normal. Marking the ‘yes’ you carefully set it down and hightail it outta there.Time for a nice normal evening.Oh, who are you kidding?>Bleach Quest Redux>The Sword and I >END>To be continued>You've been a great audience but it is late and I am tired.
>>33766014>"Do you hate smegmagami? :3"Oh Ishida you coy little bitch.Looking forward to the next quest Cosgrove. Thanks for running!
>>33766014>>33766014HI URURURURURUYUI'm so fucking excited right now holy shit. Thank you for running, I'm so happy. Thank you.
>>33766014>Ishida sending love notesHeh
>>33766014>“Do you hate Shinigami?”...you know, Ishida, I find that I rather like the cut of your jib.
Lets ride a bicycle made of friendship across a road paved with shattered soul reaper dreams.
>>33766014>ishida knows full damn well that ichigo is the son of a quincy because of his fathers retarded obsession of her.>he doesn't need to deal with the last quincy bullshit>he clearly in a smarmy manner just wants someone to relate too.
>>33765945Spoiler for the new chapter of bleach that's being translated and released tonight.
>>33766141...but not, apparently, your trousers. I mean, really.
>>33766172is that a zombie ice shota?cause i'm entirely alright with that.
>>33766014Thanks Cosgrove. Glad to see you back
>>33766191yes he collapsed after his ass beating; a shadow was over him and his eyes and skin changed like Bambies so he's not being mind controlled like the mooks. He's actually dead. And even in the enemy uniform. Although Mayuri will absolutely reverse it.
>>33766227>>33766172What a chilling revelation.
You know...Hitsugaya is probably alive here, which means more Snow jokes.
>>33766330Scine we're not currently boning Momo, I doubt he'd have a reason to show up.
>>33766330I imagine that if we encounter him Cosgrove will have him in perma death when we would otherwise die like in the last thread. My biggest regret though was not getting to see Yoruichi and Gin trolling Aizen and the Arrancars in ghost mexico. They'd get along pretty well with each other I'd imagine.
>>33766227Haven't actually read bleach in a while.>He's actually deadIs it wrong that I feel like celebrating? Because he really annoyed me.
>>33766457I remember I always expected him to do something. I figured he was the youngest captain, so he probably had some ground to earn his position. Nope, he jobbed and bitched.