>>33730365
>Go see if you can make your magic juju powers work
>Go to Urahara’s shop
Do it under Urahara's supervision.

>>33730365
>try to ruin one of Don Kanonji’s shows again by beating him to the punch.

>>33730365
>>try to ruin one of Don Kanonji’s shows again by beating him to the punch.

>>33730365
Cosgrove's alive! Saints be praised!

>Go to Urahara’s shop

>>33730365
>>Go to Urahara’s shop
We got a job to do, people!

>>33730365
>Go to Urahara’s shop
Might as well, since it's not that far.

>>33730365
>Try to ruin one of Don Kanonji's show by beating him to the punch

While we're at it we'll see what miss jerk-a-gami us and pump her for info. She'll probably follow us.

>>33730365
>>Go to Urahara’s shop
Freaky ghost shit happened last night and soul reaper scum is trying to blend in.
The council needs to know.

>>33730365
>Urahara shop

>>33730365
>OP image
>"BY COSGOVE AND SOME FA/TG/UYS"
>cosgove

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Just getting this out of the way...

BQR happening again
Might be a series now hopefully
Motherfucking Cosgrove's back
He's not dead
No 1's rolled yet
Things are looking up.

>>33730365
It's a actually a thing now

But fuck me I can't believe it's not Kubo I'm scared someone hold me

Guys, if we head to Uraharas, we need to call him to let him know there's a Shinigami mucken about. Try to set up a meeting somewhere discreet like a fast food joint.

>>33730692
To be fair Urahara has seen some shit

>>33730365
>>Go see if you can make your magic juju powers work
>>Go to Urahara’s shop

>>33730752
He's DONE some shit. He was the 2nd divisions CQC specialist. Imagine how many ghost lives hes taken with his fists alone, then tie that into him bare knuckling his Zanpakuto into submission for an early bankai. THEN keep in mind that his bankai is supposedly extremely brutal. It's just a matter of time before he kills godamn everything.

>>33730692
>No 1's rolled yet
We're not even rolling yet for this thread, so we really can't say.
Besides, last thread's dice mostly used d100s.

>>33730743
Yeah good point. Calling ahead might be a good plan.

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I imagine the conversations going to amount to us accusing us of giving us some weird defective ghost pogs.
But on the upside; his hot not!wife.

Might I request a link to previous thread?

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>>33730822
>yfw Urahara is the Big Boss

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>>33730924
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33193421/

>>33730924

It's >>33193421 or if you don't use 4chan x:

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33193421/#33193421

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>>33731000
>>33731003

>>33730365
>Go to Urahara’s shop
>Go see if you can make your magic juju powers work

>>33731000
That Chapter solidified Chad's status once again as the Based One

>>33730365
>>try to ruin one of Don Kanonji’s shows again by beating him to the punch.
>>Don Kanonji’s shows again by beating him to the punch
>>shows again by beating him
>>again

Haha, perfect. I'm glad BQR is happening.

As for my actual vote
>Go to Urahara’s shop

Well, might as well look into Hat-and-Clog’s store. At the very least you get on well with everyone that isn’t him... most of the time. Entering the old-style Candy shop, you wave at Jinta and Ururu who are playing around outside. Well, more Jinta’s starting shit, but that’s because like Hat-and-clogs, he can be a little asshole.

Entering the shop you wave at Tessai, who is as gigantic and stoic as ever. “Yo, where’s Hat-and-Clogs, Tessai?”

His glasses shine as you try not to stare at his moustache as he points towards the next room. “Here’s in there, Ichigo-kun. Here for more jobs it would seem? Has that Shinigami given you more trouble in the past few days?”

Shaking your head. “Nah, she’s watching me, but I don’t give her a lot of room. “I’m here to determine if you’re some sort of Quin-whatever.” Mimicking her voice with distaste, you sigh and wave. “Well, wish me luck.”

He nods and goes back to inventory as you close the door behind you. The next room seems like what us probably a mix between a school-room, a living room, and some sort of highly illegal lab you’ve probably seen on TV police programs before.

Kicking Urahara awake, he smiles as shadily as ever as he tries to brush your shoeprint off his hat. “Ah, Ichigo. I wasn’t expecting you today.”

“Yeah. Like every other time I’ve stopped by. So what jobs do you have for me?”

Urahara pulls out a chalkboard and lists five jobs for you. “I don’t know how long they’ll last, but…”

>1/2

>>33731119
Since Chad and Hime came back Bleach has had a massive upswing in quality. It's like Kubos going back to what made the first two arcs so damn fun. And this week? Frankensteins vs Zombies

>>33731212
>Pick a job?- job number is by star ranking difficulty
1. Cursed Hospital Woes
>Seems like a ghost is haunting an old abandoned hospital nearby. Reward- 3000 yen

2. Strange disappearances of the supernatural sort?
>Seems like ghosts have been vanishing in an area in Karakura town, but the ghosts are tightlipped about it. Might just be shinigami, but maybe not? -8000 yen

3. Magical Girls?
>Right outside Karakura, there’s strange rumors that magical girls have been appearing and then disappearing. Of course its non-sense, but look into it would you?- Reward- 15000 yen

4. Cursed Parakeet Accidents
>Seems there’s a strange parakeet whose owners are cursed to have… unfortunate accidents. Reward- 100,000 yen.

5. A legendary sword
>Seems like there’s a new attraction- a cursed European sword in Kyoto that cuts any it deems unworthy. Or so the rumors go. Reward- Undetermined until report is given, but will reimburse all business expenses

>>33731250
>Magical Girls?
Rev up that Xecution

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Rolled 17

>>33730692
I like a challenge.

>>33731250
>Strange disappearances of the supernatural sort?

>>33731250
>5. A legendary sword
>>Seems like there’s a new attraction- a cursed European sword in Kyoto that cuts any it deems unworthy. Or so the rumors go. Reward- Undetermined until report is given, but will reimburse all business expenses

I can't not pick it.

What if this is all some sort of mental fuckery & we can wake up back in BQ 1.0?

>>33731250
>3. Magical Girls?
Time for Fullbringers.

Can we pick multiple ones? lets get 3 and 5....
if just one then 3 is alright with me.

Rolled 13

>>33731250
>Magical Girls

>>33731300
MY DICK IS DIAMONDS
it won't happen, but you never know. Also the sinkimon does time stuff too if you fuck up

>>33731250
> A legendary sword

>>33731250
3 and 5 are both so tempting... I guess in the end I'll go with
>3. Magical Girls?

But if we can express interest in more than one, 3 and 5 both.

>>33731250
MADOKA MAGICA

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>>33731215
>The return of the Fabulous Mayuri

I could not help but praise the sun

Also disregard Bambi wanting the D

I couldnt even

>>33731250
>1. Cursed Hospital Woes
Let's start off with something easy.

Fail at that, THEN we can start failing against harder stuff.

>>33731250
>1

Guys can we please just take it easy and try not to crash the train into a nuclear plant this time?

Ok so...

#1 Redo of the Don/ Ichigo encounter/ Winter arc in BQ

#2 Not sure on this one, but it sounds really familiar. Can't put my finger on it.

#3 Xecution or an Eclipsed Moon crossover

#4 That one episode where Chad beats a bat hollow near to death with a phone poll and Rukia continuously jobs. Also the concept of Hell is introduced in Bleach and never really heard from again.

#5 New plot point; could be any number of the mythical blades that Europe holds claim to.

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>>33731423
No.

>>33731250
5.
>>33731373
>>33731423
>taking the easy route
Begone!

>>33731423
What the fuck quest do you think you're in right now?
In BQ we died in the first 5 posts... in BQR I won't sit idly by and have us not be a little reckless. We're a crybaby mamas boy. Time for detective work then dust knuckles.

>>33731250
>5. A legendary sword
>>Seems like there’s a new attraction- a cursed European sword in Kyoto that cuts any it deems unworthy. Or so the rumors go. Reward- Undetermined until report is given, but will reimburse all business expenses
Aww yeah

>>33731426
>#2 Not sure on this one, but it sounds really familiar. Can't put my finger on it.

Generic Hollow or Hollowification experiment?

>>33731426
>eclipsed Moon crossover

What i wouldn't give for that or a sacred jewel quest crossover

>>33731461
This guy gets it!

Glad to see Wrentloft's luck quarantine is back up and running.

best wishes guys

>>33731495
Too early for crossovers. Also I have no clue what either of those even are. I'm assuming they're obviously /tg/ quests of the magic girl variety.
but lets not derail

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>>33731423
>Guys can we please just take it easy and try not to crash the train into a nuclear plant this time?
>not crash a train
>into a nuclear plant
>mfw
what the shit

>>33731250
>3. Magical Girls?

>>33731351
>Also disregard Bambi wanting the D

Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope

that didn't happen that wasn't in tjat chapter allthere was in there was the Glorius incandescent light of our lord and savior Mayuri

>>33731250
5 and 3, if possible, but just 5, otherwise.

>>33731485
That second one would be way higher on the list I'd think. Unless the difficulty is just what Urahara assumes at the moment... or wants to trick us into doing.

>>33731250
>3. Magical Girls?

Marking the two you’re interested in- the magical girls and legendary sword- you look at Urahara. “Why are these on here again? This doesn’t seem like my normal job stuff and I’m pretty sure I deleted them earlier.”

Well, that and the hospital is sure to draw Kanonji because there’s been talks or remodeling it for some time now according to your dad so you can wait on that to make it more embarrassing for him.

Urahara just gives his shady laugh behind a fan again before you kick him in the face again. Sullenly staring at the ground, Urahara draws a circle in the ground. “There’s no need to be rude, Ichigo…”

“Its because I told Kisuke to keep them on there.”

Turning, you see the cat Yoruichi speak to you with his deep, manly voice. You’re pretty sure he’s a ghost that possesses that cat- sort of like that Raidou game Keigo made you play. Anyway, the cat swishes his tail and hops up on the podium nearby.

“The mission… ‘Magical girls?’….” Yoruichi pauses to stare at Urahara with an unamused look before continuing. “That mission is regarding girls who have disappeared before reappearing as ‘magical girls’ before shortly disappearing again. It seems rather important and there might be a bad angle to things, so best to be careful.”

Clearing her throat, she nods over to the sword mission. “That, from what I’ve heard has gotten a bit of Shinigami attention you see. There’s some sort of sword that people are thinking is a legendary European sword, but anyone who tries to grab the sword hears a voice calling them ‘unworthy’ before they find themselves awake in the hospital- injured rather badly. There might be a malevolent ghost there. And for refunds- you will need your receipts.”

“Both will likely be resolved shortly, but you probably only have time to get one of them.”

>1/2

>>33731250
>4. Cursed Parakeet Accidents
>Seems there’s a strange parakeet whose owners are cursed to have… unfortunate accidents. Reward- 100,000 yen.
Any chance where we can bro it up with Chad and get paid hot dollars should be taken.

>>33731774
Hmm. One’s got girls in trouble or so it seems, but the other one’s got the ability to stop something dangerous from hurting people and pissing off the Shinigami…

Hmm…

You have to make a choice here and now, it seems. And it is on the verge of the weekend...

>Magical Girl? Mission
>Legendary Sword? Mission

>>33731798
>>Magical Girl? Mission
Crazy dames getting into trouble

>>33731798
>Magical Girl? Mission

>>33731798
>>Magical Girl? Mission
Screw the shinigami, all hail Xcution!

>>33731798
>Magical Girl? Mission

>>33731798
>Magic Girls
Simply because we are all about inconveniencing scumagami

>>33731798
>Legendary Sword? Mission
Getting Excalibur?
Possibly the Soul Eater Excalibur?
You'll be damn right we should.

>>33731547
Sacred Jewel is Snowloss's Inuyasha off the rails quest where as Kagome we've managed to peace Walker Yura of the Hair.

Eclipsed Moon is The Commuter's/Artemis's Quest about Sailor Moon's eldest daughter. Last thread is still on board and was a perspective switch to the MC's imouto. Icecream was scarfed.

Both are QMs who seemingly started as players in Cosgrove Quests and they might be here even now. Even I could be one of them, or that anon over there.

>>33731798
>>Legendary Sword? Mission
>>33731834
The sword is the one getting shitigami attention.

>Chose one here and now.
>In a Cosgrove Quest

Well it looks like this is a choice that heavily impacts were the story goes and who we get involved with.

>>33731798
>>Magical Girl? Mission
Something's pissing off shinigami?
Good. Leave it to carry on doing so.
If we're ever in the area, we can buy the sword a drink. Or a whetstone.

>>33731547

Agreed, Cosgrove did a good job holding off on that HQR crossover in PPQ until everything was established (also it was hilarious).

Sacred Jewel Quest is an Inuyasha quest where Kagome is currently traveling with pre-death hat-and-clogs, picking up non-cannon traveling partners and developing some kind of shinigami powers. Eclipsed Moon Quest is Sailor Moon: The Next Generation with the main character playing a Tuxedo Mask role(but is actually sailor moons sister). Both are very fun.

>>33731774
>Magical Girl? Mission

If i had to make a guess though, I would say the sword is some kind of quiny artifact

>>33731426

Well, #3 is a definite nope on my end of things.

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>>33731798
Swordswordsword
>mfw no sword-related images in 3,822 small reaction image folder

>>33731934
>>33731495
And a no on my end as well.

>>33731798
>Legendary Sword? Mission
I wonder how "Normal"-Ichigo-like we can get without shinigami powers.

>>33731934
>>33731974
Then VOTE FOR THE LEGENDARY SWORD MISSION.

OH SHIT. IT'S Happening.

>Meet Xecution
>Show our laser coin
>"THAT'S your Fullbring? Man that's sad."
>Pouting scowls intensify
>"Hey. Hey Ichigo. HEY. Let me into your heart bro. I'm like a fairy or some shit."

>>33731250
Also number 3

>>33731798
>Legendary Sword? Mission
Might as well only have this quest be Bleach in name and name only like HQR.

>>33731798
Magical girls

...just because I don't like being told what to do.

Aw, who am I kidding, it's mostly becAuse it sounds like innocent kids in danger

>>33731798
>Magical Girl? Mission

“I’ll look into the third one about the magical girls, and if there’s time maybe that one too, so don’t go giving it away.”

You get more “Urahara Brand Soul Purification Coins” and head out to where the mission states the job is. It’s time to investigate on things, so might as well keep an eye out for things.

>Investigation Begins!
>Roll me 1d100, best of 3!

Rolled 58

>>33732220
nat 1 inc

Rolled 33

>>33732220

Rolled 17

>>33732220
a 1d100! What sort of exciting levels of critical will we find with this dice?

Rolled 50

>>33732220
Prepare for fail.

Rolled 65

>>33732220

>>33732242
>>33732244
>>33732249
We're not a very good detective.

Which is success, low or high?

>>33732266
At least it wasn't a nat 1.

>>33732285
You just had to jinx us huh?

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>>33732293
That's what I'm trying for.

>>33732266
Maybe Magical Girls don't fall under the purview of spirit detecting?

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>>33732242
>>33732244
>>33732249
>Lower level success-(1 of 3 were successes)

You’ve managed to find out that a small number of girls have been disappearing from the area, but since you’re both not from here and look rather thuggish- even though you don’t dye your hair- its hard to get any leads, just that they’ve been seen on occasion.

You keep patrolling but you do notice something odd- there’s no ghosts around here. Everywhere there’s been at least one or two, but there’s none here. Either there’s a really good shinigami here (hah), or the ghosts aren’t here anymore for a less beneficial reason…

You’ve got a few more hours to burn or you could spend the night here to find a clue.

>Call Urahara for any advice
>Just keep looking for the evening
>keep looking all night
>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.

>>33732369
>>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.

>>33732369
>>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.

>>33732369
>>keep looking all night

>>33732369
>call Urahara for advice

>>33732369
>>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.
Also
>>keep looking all night

>>33732369
>Try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.
Maybe it can help us track weird supernatural shit better?

>>33732242
Eh, not bad.

>>33732369
>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.

We'll stay all out all night if that fails.

>>33732369
>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.

>>33732369
>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.
Quincies have their Hollow bait, sooo... this might be a Magical Girl bait?
Weird attracts weird and all that.

>>33732369
>>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.
Fiddling with things you're unfamiliar with: ALWAYS a good idea!™

Rolled 82

>>33732369
>keep looking all night
>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out.

>>33732369
>>keep looking all night

>>33732369
>try to fiddle with that magic juju like before while keeping an eye out
I'll take Bait for $400

>>33732503
You! what the hell were you doing earlier?!?

Eh, you’ll be here all night looking, so might as well do something in a dry period. After failing to find anything, you grab a quick takeout dinner and then, after it, pull out the one yen-like bit you didn’t return to Urahara.

You fiddle with the Yen-like coin that’s got Urahara’s mug all over it instead of normal yen stamping and try to remember what happened that night. You keep one eye open for anything weird but you kinda find your self focusing on this coin.

Alright, how did this work again?

Recalling what you blurrily can from that night, you try to recapture that feeling…

>Best of 3- 1d100!

Rolled 32

>>33732575

>>33732575
KUBO

Rolled 40

>>33732575

Rolled 60

>>33732575
go time

>>33732610
Nice!

Rolled 7

>>33732575

Rolled 86

>>33732575

>>33732610
I sense an incoming Friend Request

Rolled 46

>>33732575

>Failure! [40 xp to {????}]

You try to recall that, but all you get is a sense of disconnect. Even as you try to pull out and replicate whatever happened, it seems to fail. You end up waste an hour before you take another move and look around after puzzling on why you failed.

Maybe… it had something to do with that monster that attacked you? Urahara's kept putting you off about 'finding out about them' but you're sure he's probably full of shit.

Well, there’s been enough people come home and I the area you might be able to find out something?

What was it Sherlock Holmes said again? Ah right… “Data, data, data. I can’t make bricks without clay.”

Let’s go find some clay.

>Late Evening Investigation
>best of 3- 1d100

Rolled 35

>>33732775

Rolled 56

>>33732775
Maybe not fail? Please?

Rolled 47

>>33732775

Rolled 47

>>33732775

Rolled 41

>>33732775

Rolled 3

>>33732775

Rolled 13

>>33732775

Once more with feeling!

Rolled 25

>>33732775

Rolled 21

>>33732775
ROLLAN

Rolled 55

>>33732775

>All these failures tonight
Bleach Quest IS back...

Isn't it statistically improbable to get this many rolls this low?

Rolled 46

>>33732846
You must be new to Bleach Quest

>>33732846
It's Kubo. Besides, the RNG is moody.

>>33732846
Only if your dice are random. Actually note even then.

/tg/ dice run on trends.

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>>33732871
Any Cosgrove quest, really.

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Rolled 7

>>33732832

And I'm happy.

>>33732846

Welcome to Bleach Quest.

>>33732846
Bleach Quest is like Dwarf Fortress

>>33732846
Better than the original quest.

so far

>>33732898
Not really. We're just rolling d100s and don't have Crit Master. I miss Crit Master.

If we were rolling D20s, I'm sure it'd be just like before.

>>33732887
Aside from his generally impressive ability to accrue Parker Luck (which is completely in character), Peter seems to succeed a pretty fair amount.

>>33732793
>>33732797
>>33732802
>minimal success! (1 out of 3)

Well, all you’ve managed to find is that some of the girls- the first five to disappear- have reappeared really sick and not remembering anything that happened on the doorstep of their home. You weren’t given any names or anything, but you do did hear that the girls were having some troubles at home before they disappear, and with doctors unable to find anything out they just ruled it as them going out and getting sick while being a rebellious child.

Hmm, seems pretty cut and dry- if Yoruichi himself hadn’t asked you to look into it. But even then, there’s not much to go on here.

>Keep looking the rest of the night.
>Make yourself look troubled and try to bait out whatever’s behind this.
>Yoruichi’s just reading into things too much, focus no your juju
>head home. There’s nothing to this case-report as much to Urahara

>>33732992
>>Keep looking the rest of the night.

>>33732992
>Make yourself look troubled and try to bait out whatever’s behind this
I dont think it will work tough....

>>33732992
>>Keep looking the rest of the night.
>>Make yourself look troubled and try to bait out whatever’s behind this.

No one can resist Ichigo levels of cute.

>>33732992
>Keep looking the rest of the night.
No, that's too simple of an explanation.
Holmes would never accept it.

>>33732992
>Keep looking the rest of the night
>Make yourself look troubled and try to bait out whoever's behind this.

>>33732992
>Keep looking

We're a stubborn bastard.

>>33732992
>Keep looking the rest of the night.
>Make yourself look troubled and try to bait out whatever’s behind this.

>>33732992
>>Make yourself look troubled and try to bait out whatever’s behind this while fooling with coin We Kurosaki Dent

>>33732985
In PPQ we're great at (say) building something. Fighting? Not so much.

>>33732992
>>Keep looking the rest of the night.
>>Make yourself look troubled and try to bait out whatever’s behind this.

>>33732992
>Keep looking the rest of the night.
>Make yourself look troubled and try to bait out whatever’s behind this.

It makes too much sense to be true

>>33732992
>>Make yourself look troubled and try to bait out whatever’s behind this.
My mind instantly thought "he's going to make himself look like a troubled girl HOW?".

>>33732992
>keep looking the rest of the night.
>before you do so, call out the Shinigami and get her help, if this case involves young girls...maybe she can help as bait.

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Oh it looks like you're back again... and things seem a little... different. No matter. Lets get on with the lesson shall we?:

Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
>bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
>http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
>http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
>http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
(It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.)

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
>http://bleachd20.wikidot.com

Good luck now. I'll be watching. Bye bye!

Might as well try to keep an eye out for anything. With luck you’ll be able to draw out the culprit if you make yourself look particularly troubled while out late at night. It sucks to act as bait, but what can you do?

>roll me 2d100, best of 3

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>>33733100
Easy Enough

Rolled 24, 96 = 120

>>33733194
FFFFFFF-

Rolled 59, 62 = 121

>>33733175
Hi Gin.

>>33733194

Rolled 25, 12 = 37

>>33733194

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Rolled 73

>>33733194

Rolled 11

>>33733194

Rolled 19

>>33733194

Rolled 3

>>33733194

Rolled 32, 53 = 85

>>33733194
Here we go.

>>33733212
>>33733215
>>33733216
>>33733217
2d, 2late

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>>33733208
Finally a pass. Maybe.

>And it's to be bait
I'll take whatever I can get,

>>33733175
Thank you Gin-sempai!

>>33732985
Speaking of marvel, how about that leaked test footage for the now not happening Deadpool movie?

http://www.theverge.com/2014/7/28/5944841/deadpool-test-footage-allegedly-leaked-from-movie

>>33733303
I heard someone leaked the entirety of expendables 3.

>>33733208
>>33733210
>>33733211
>Looking around- Minimal success! (1 out of 3)
>Lookin’ troubled as bait- Normal Success! (2 out of 3!)

You travel while you think about things that make you miserable. You actually do a pretty good job of actually making yourself miserable, actually. It goes from midnight to one and nothing. From one to two- still nothing. At three though…

You barely notice something at the edge of your vision- you think it’s a person watching you from the shadows.

>Fake not having noticed them, collapse and act miserable
>Call out to the person cautiously
>Go for them and take them down- you’ve found the perp.

>>33733352
>collapse and act miserable

>>33733352
>Call out to the person cautiously
They won't be able to resist the genre conventions!

>>33733352
>Fake not having noticed them, collapse and act miserable

>>33733352
>>Fake not having noticed them, collapse and act miserable

>>33733352
>Fake not having noticed them, collapse and act miserable
Time to fail more rolls!

Nice to have you back cosgrove.
>>33733352
>Fake not having noticed them, collapse and act miserable

>>33733352
>Fake not having noticed them, collapse and act miserable

>>33733352
>>Fake not having noticed them, collapse and act miserable
Shouldn't be too hard all things considered.

Rolled 42

>>33733196
There is sooooo many girly Ichigo pics out there that I'm surprised that we didn't manage to make Ichigo a girl this time.

Though, it'd quickly turn into Yuri Smut Quest, then.

And really, all that harem shit in Bleach Quest kinda ruined it for me.

(IGNORE MORE ROLL!)

>>33733455
Yuri smut quest. We'd pair him with Bro-Chizuru and they'd be the happiest lesbian couple evar!

>>33733455
Blaim the 3 people that kept trying to force Bel down everyones throat when just about everyone else was happy with Cosgroves Hime.

>>33733544
Delightful.

Collapsing to the ground, you try to make yourself absolutely miserable and despair-filled to lure the person over closer.

>best of 3, 1d100 for bullshitting

>>33733544
I meant her instead of him.

Rolled 15

>>33733569

Rolled 74

>>33733569
TIME TO FAIL AGAIN!

Rolled 77

>>33733569

Rolled 36

>>33733569
Come on one!

Rolled 45

>>33733569

Rolled 29

>>33733569
nat 1 inc

Rolled 55

>>33733569
Here comes the pain.

Rolled 6

>>33733569
They see me rollin' they hatin'

>>33733592
Go Emo Strategy!

Rolled 6

>>33733544
...yes we would. Chizuru was epic tier.
>>33733569

>>33733569
Oh he literally collapsed to the ground. Selling it a biiiiiit too hard there fella.
That's no way to make friends on Facebook.

>>33733544
Oh, okay then.

Rolled 94

>>33733592
Good job on getting us a good roll anon!

>>33733616
Roll a 100, so emo we're now Sasuke or Linkin Park...whatever

>>33733642
Why not both of these things you mentioned?

>>33733591
>>33733592
WOO NORMAL SUCCESS

>>33733642
I miss DLN quest

>>33733547
Eh, I liked momo

>>33733689
>Momo

Meh

I liked that we had befriended the arrancar and gave them the chance to have normalish lives.

dude i still miss The Last Quincy Quest by Rihaku, and then he suddenly stopped in almost the best part.

>>33733711
Now now. We'll have none of that tonight.

>>33733756
Sorry I just couldn't help it

>>33733754
Were you here last thread where we spent the better part of an hour discussing it. Fun times.

>>33733743
I, too, liked that bit. At least, at this rate, they can all go "Man, fuck shinigami" together should they meet.

>>33733754
Yeah, that quest was great.
Ishida was such a legitimately heroic character.

>>33733881
yeah now that you remind me of that quest, I don't know who we should side with axcept Aizen , since the soul society turns out to be a fucked-up afterlife both in the manga and the Rihaku's quest.

>>33733774
I know, but we should all strive for a peaceful romantic decision. Even though I'm not a fan of waifus or the wars they cause. I hate waifus because it just objectifies and ruins good characters whom I'd rather not have chasing our D just because we made a vote.

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>>33733582
>>33733592
>>33733591
>normal Success and Minimal success!

You, while looking absolutely miserable, wait as you hear what sounds like a girl and.. Not a girl mutter to themselves until the girl makes herself sound more assertive and you hear footsteps nearing you.

Stepping in front of you is a girl, not much older than Yuzu or Karin, in a chaotic array of ‘magical girl clothes’ who tries to smile cheerfully at you. Her hair seems to be a short brown with purple highlights and her eyes seems to be a blue-violet. Its something you can’t place but there’s something that seems unwell about her. On her shoulder is a little cat, its eyes closed in a Cheshire smile.

“Are you alright Mister? I.. I’m Magical Girl Alice, protector of people’s H-hope. And this is Shesh.”

The cute doesn’t look too different from a normal little cat as it inclines its head.

>Drop the act- I’m an investigator- you need to answer some questions
>Okay, going by keigo's anime this is obvious the cat's fault. Take it down.
>Play along, catch them in the act of… whatever is going on
>nope. This is ridiculous. You’re out.

>>33734001
Ourselves.
After all, if an ideal exists in disharmony with the world...

>>33734060
>Play along, catch them in the act of… whatever is going on
We're in uncharted territory now.

>>33734060
>>Drop the act- I’m an investigator- you need to answer some questions
That cat is horrifying.
But we should probably find out it there are more before we purge it from existence.

>>33734060
>Play along, catch them in the act of… whatever is going on

>>33734060
>Okay, going by keigo's anime this is obvious the cat's fault. Take it down.

>>33734060
>Drop the act- I’m an investigator- you need to answer some questions

>>33734060
>>Play along, catch them in the act of… whatever is going on

>>33734060
>Drop the act- I’m an investigator- you need to answer some questions

>>33734060
Can we get the omake some day where Ichigo had to comfort Keigo after he saw Madoka Magica for the first time?

>>33734060
>>Drop the act- I’m an investigator- you need to answer some questions

Rolled 53, 96 = 149

>>33734060
Play along.

>>33734060
>play along with the horrible cat thing

>>33734060
>Play along, catch them in the act of… whatever is going on
Something's fucky.

>>33734060
>>Play along, catch them in the act of… whatever is going on
Magical Muscle Man Ichigo is GO.

>>33734060

Nope, this is ridiculous. You're out

Fuck this guys, we could've been going after a magic sword

>>33734060
>Drop the act- I’m an investigator- you need to answer some questions

>>33734279
>Nope, this is ridiculous. You're out
But soul eating Hollow disguised as cat giving little girls temporary full brings and probably doing something horrible to them! Or something else

>>33734060

Why is Sailor Moon here? Regardless...

>Play along, catch them in the act of… whatever is going on
it's

and if we can trust them(especially the cat >.>)
than...
Drop the act- I’m an investigator- you need to answer some questions

>>33734279
Okay, you are out of your depth here now. Ghosts? Sure? Fraud pretending ghosts? Definitely. Girls and weird cats playing magical girls?

Nope, out of your depth. You play along as you look at her miserably. “Uhuh. Yeah. Thanks.”

You keep an eye no the cat and It keeps an eye on you as the girl tries to think of what to do. “So, my job is to eliminate all the bad things that make people sad. S-so, what is troubling you? I will… I will make it disappear!”

Her smile grows a bit more fixed and unwell as she stares at you, while the cat still looks pleased.

>“I was asked to find a girl who disappeared and needs to go home. That is to say, you.”
>I hate being powerless and unable to do anything.
>You wouldn’t understand.
>Take out the cat

>also 1d100 please- best of first 3

>>33734279
We can do that later.
This is probably just a hollow in a cat or the one feline Quincy gathering Rei for Bach or something.

Rolled 29

>>33734358
>I hate being powerless and unable to do anything.
Bait it.

Rolled 59

>>33734358

Rolled 58

>>33734358
>>“I was asked to find a girl who disappeared and needs to go home. That is to say, you.”

Rolled 97

>>33734358
>>“I was asked to find a girl who disappeared and needs to go home. That is to say, you.”
Nope. Noping hard.

Rolled 37

>>33734358
REMOVE CAT

>>33734358
>Take out the cat

>>33734358
>“I was asked to find a girl who disappeared and needs to go home. That is to say, you.”

>>33734369
>>33734064
Why?
Why do I always post immediately after Cosgrove?
Am I cursed?

>>33734358
No Faustian bargains, please.

Rolled 60

>>33734358
>>“I was asked to find a girl who disappeared and needs to go home. That is to say, you.”

>>33734418
Smells like Bad Spirits, Anon.

>>33734358
>>I hate being powerless and unable to do anything.

>>33734358
>I was asked to find a girl who disappeared and needs to go home. That is to say, you

>>33734358
I don't know this thing might be related to Aizen or Hogyoku if we choose this...
>>I hate being powerless and unable to do anything.
(who knows it might unlock our fullbring power or not this might bait it to reveal itself)
also we don't for sure if this is the girl we are looking for, we need yo make sure before we get straight to the point.

>>33734358
>>“I was asked to find a girl who disappeared and needs to go home. That is to say, you.”

Let's not do something stupid here.

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Rolled 71

Guys. We NEED to kill the CAT.

It's a double red herring. Who wouldn't put it past Cosgroove to try that?

>>33734400
>>33734414
guys we just randomly attack the cat, we are not sure if it's evil or not, also if it's a hollow we won't be able to take it down without our fullbring which let me remind you, we still do not know how to use yet.
Also if attack it could simply kill or take the girl hostage.

>>33734579
The cat is her STAND

>>33734579
Yeah, I figured that out.

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>>33734604
NO.


The cat is-

>>33734673
The cat is German Name von Snickerdoodle, Sternritter C for Contract

>>33734673
all the more reason to KILL IT.

>>33734673
The girl is sadclown?

>>33734673
No, that's what he puts in the gem. After all, we can't be a Shinigami if he puts our soul in one.

>>33734571
>It's a double red herring.

No. a double red herring would be if the cat was some sort of morality pet limiter and when killed the real evil that's possessing her breaks free and tries to butcher us.

>>33734673
oh miserable moments in bleach, why KUBO!? The heart, seriously? what does that even mean 0_o!?

>Maximum normal success (3 out of 3)

Alright, you’ve heard enough. Its pretty obvious this is the girl and you don’t like how she’s talking or acting. Really, she looks pretty unwell in general. Getting up, you drop the act. “I’m upset because I’m out playing pretend at three in the morning because someone asked me to look for a missing girl. That is to say you.”

She freezes as the cat’s eyes open- yellow irises on black sclera peak through its crinkled eyes as you hear a cutesy voice.

“My oh My dear Alice,
“Seems like he also after the chalice.
“If you can not finish him here,
“You will have no chance I fear.
“And if your possibility of winning is slim,
“Then you’re on your own- sink or swim”

The girl begins to panic as she pulls out a ‘magical girl staff’ as she looks at you, madness swirling in her eyes. She swings but you’re already long gone- so is the cat- floating up in the sky out of reach.

“Enemy. You’re an agent of despair! I, Alice, will destroy you!”

>give me 1d100, best of three

>How do you try to take her down?
>CQC
>Try to figure out that strange power?
>run

Rolled 62

>>33734734
>CQC

Rolled 84

>>33734734
>>CQC
Every time.

Rolled 3

>>33734734
>>CQC

Rolled 70

>>33734734
>CQC

>>33734734
>CQC a flying ghost cat

Yup this is definitely Bleach Quest

>>33734734
>>CQC

>>33734799
Hey newfriend, you do know we can all see that even if you delete it right?

>>33734734
>Chalice

Wait...oh dear. Please tell me this is the Holy Grail War? Please?

>>33734814
It's for the girl you daft cunt.

>>33734814
The CQC is to disable the girl. So we can fight the cat without being interrupted.

>>33734734
>CQC

>>33734734
>“Enemy. You’re an agent of despair! I, Alice, will destroy you!”
>CQC

>>33734799
>>33734821

Wait, hold on. that's my post. Why's it showing up as deleted?

Fucking 4chan, after all these years I still don't understand your bullshit.

>>33734734
Try to figure out that strange power?
(clarify this to me cosgrove, if its our power to use the fullbring than lets try it, or is it the source of the girls power? Which if so lets do this as well, that cat seems to be influencing her and it might be the source of her powers, if so lets take it down)

but if we can't summon fullbring we have to...
>run
honestly we need time to be able to use our power, though I don't recommend this since Ichigo, ALWAYS, seems to gain powers right on the bat when he's at risk, we can even unlock BLUT VENE like in the last quest, or at least be able to use fullbring.

>>33734734
CQC the goddamn CAT.

>Normal success- (2 out of 3)

You move forward as your leg kicks out and stops the ‘staff’ under your foot. The Girl struggles to try to pull it back and when she’s about to put all her effort into it, you let go and she falls back as you kick the staff out of her grip and subdue her fairly easily.

Before you feel something’s wrong and leg go as she unhinges her arm to attack at you. Crying bloody tears, the girl’s nails have become long and purple as you hear her arm pop back in.The cat- floating just in sight watches in amusement

>Try to wear her out
>okay, you need to take her out now, even though you hate violence against kids.
>C’mon magic coin nonsense!

>another 1d100 please.

>>33734886
It doesn't show as deleted for me. Guess 4chan's just had a moment.

>>33734734
>Try to figure out that strange power.

Suddenly worried that this is Schrodinger, but I figure that's unlikely.

Rolled 73

>>33734940
Magic Coin, HIT THE CAT.

Rolled 63

>>33734940
>>C’mon magic coin nonsense!
Help us Merlin!

Rolled 64

>>33734940
>>C’mon magic coin nonsense!
This cat reminds me more and more of early Risa by the post.

Rolled 77

>>33734940
>C'mon magic coin nonsense!

Rolled 66

>>33734940
>C’mon magic coin nonsense!

Rolled 7

>>33734940
>>C’mon magic coin nonsense!

FUCK YOU CAT< EAT MAGIC COIN!

Rolled 42

>>33734940
>Try to wear her out

>>33734940
>C'mon magic coin nonsense!
>THAT DAMN CAT

"I don't know anything about any damn grail. And if you're going to draw someone's blood. You should at least know their name,"

>>33734940
>Write in- Cosgrove talk to the girl while fighting to see if we can do persuade her to stop because it's obvious she does not seem to be in control(Talk-No-Jutsu) on her
>C’mon magic coin nonsense!
(strangely I want see what happens)
>Try to wear her out
Get her tired and than...
>okay, you need to take her out now, even though you hate violence against kids.

you don't want to hurt her so and ichigo knows karate so just knock her out or something, ichigo has no qualms fighting women, (just look at the last quest in his fight with Harribel)
>Write in- that cat is creepying me the fuck out! Kick the living hell out of it. use the coin if you have to!

You try to pull at the feeling- you think you feel a spark of something for a moment, but it dies as an ember. You manage to fend off the girl as she starts sobbing with her bloody tears.

“JUST DIE. If you die, I can be happy! I can make people happy! I can actually do something and not be powerless!”

The girl sobs on the ground after lunging at you as you jerk at her answer as your chest twists. You remember hopelessness, the rain of despair. Your own desperate words as you watched powerlessly.

‘Someone.

‘Anyone.

‘Please.

‘Is this all the strength I have?

‘I…

‘I want to be stronger.’

And power surges to your fingertips, wrapping around your hand- it isn’t a sword like before- where that power seems to control you and guide you. No, it’s a blank slate- a weak ember of potential to be shaped.

Its like before this moment you were deaf- the wind in your ears gone- as you hear the laughter something from something in her throat, puppeting her. The same sick feeling comes from the cat-thing above, but it feels fake.

The cat smiles wider and the girl screams as something crawls out of her- like a dark mimic of her made of purple and madness as the girl slumps to the ground unconscious.

>Take the girl, run
>take this thing down

>roll me 1d100 please

Rolled 97

>>33735343
>take this thing down

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Rolled 89

>>33735343
>take this thing down

Rolled 73

>>33735343
>>take this thing down
Kill the baddie

Rolled 81

>>33735368
MI GUSTA!

Rolled 46

>>33735343
>take this thing down

We should check the girl for spiritual potential afterwards. She'll get herself killed if she doesn't learn how to take care of herself with this kind of thing.

>>33735343

Take it down

Good to have you back Cos, can't wait to get back to PPQ

Rolled 100

>>33735343
>>take this thing down
...oh it is on, bitch.

>>33735368
I feel so damn good right now.
>>33735429
>>33735438
and this just clinches it.

Rolled 90

>>33735469
Oh, how I miss critmaster.

>>33735343
>Take this thing DOWN

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>>33735368
>>33735429
>>33735438

>>33735343
>take this thing down
(Now I hope we learned our lesson from Chad and the bird episode, we need to take that CAT down, now because if we just run away with the girl the cat might still have influence left on her or it will simply chase her down again or will just grab another soul/ person and do the same thing again like what happened to this girl.)

AHA!

Shadows!

QUINCY CAT!

JACCUSE!

>roll me 1d100 please

Yeah, you’re taking this thing down. Its all that’s wrong with things. It’s not like that hollow, but close. And like hell you’ll live with not saving that girl!

Pulling back, you dodge out of this thing’s attack as you focus all of yourself into kicking this thing’s shit in. First to the face, the n to the back of the leg. Then a fist to the face.

It gets up, less amused now and serious. As the cat watches from the sky, enraptured with a sick grin.

>another 1d100, please

Rolled 22

>>33735656
nat 1 inc

Rolled 79

>>33735656
here we go

Rolled 20

>>33735656

Rolled 93

>>33735656