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“Pretty obvious, innit? I wait for the gate to open and pull her out of Yomi and kill her here. Then Sundays.” You say. You don’t see any major flaws in that plan? Any tiny yet important details which might make it a bit hard to do? “No, not really. My plan is perfect.”

A couple small issues, just one or two. You know she did eat of the hearth of Yomi right? Which means she can’t get out according to the myth. “Makes it easier, I can just laser her at the entrance.” You explain. Because she is like a cheap computer game enemy. You also have Mendel here to deal with who probably has super-secret plans of her own. Also I sort of want to claim Izanagi as mine; it’s a whole thing.

“You do seem to have a thing for battered wives. Oi, Mendel, you weren’t planning anything were you?” You ask.

“Hm? Oh, of course not. I obviously made a giant world cracking laser and deployed bleeding edge technology just for your sake.” She replies.

“See?” You ask.

I don’t even know you right now. You look over at the laser pulsing and shivering as it drills into the massive boulder which blocks the way into the underworld. You feel your scientific curiosity bulge uncomfortable in your tight brain parts as the computers on the device start making strange symbols on the screen. “So while we’re on the subject. How does that laser thing work anyway?”
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“It is quite fascinating really. The beam is composed of world damaging energy which when sent at a sealed dimension which partially intersects causes an instability on the quantum level. After we bombard it with the energy it creates two versions of the portal between the worlds; one closer to our world, and another further away. Once we have one of the versions of the portal closer to us we use a computer to calculate the stabilization and, well, essentially observe it. It then collapses into being open, I imagine you know the idea of Schrodinger’s cat? Well, that is actually a misnomer since it was disproving it with radiation and saying an unobserved-“ Mendel clears her throat. “Right, sorry about that. Just a very exciting application of theoretical physics.”

“Magic, got it.” You say looking around the camp.

“That is the exact opposite of what I said.” Mendel replies calmly.

You hear several sirens go off in the tent. “Those exciting theories how you track me?” You ask.

Mendel is quiet for a moment. “Just like a black hole. We can’t see you directly so we have to observe the damage you do to reality and follow that. Imprecise but we are learning.”

“Let me ask you something-“ You start but never get to finish.

From behind the boulder you hear a gnashing of claws and screaming. Reality gives way and for a moment you think you can just turn it into a race, however a moment after that you feel the world of Yomi pull on you. You try and sonido away but it isn’t enough. You and the camp get pulled into the dark chasm below the earth, sent spiraling between dimensions at a speed generally reserved for stars and planets.
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You hit the soft wet ground and get sent into a spin completely skewing your sense of direction. You feel yourself getting sent randomly through different spiritual winds and warped across distances. You stab into the ground with one of your tails and carve a path into the earth below but it does little to slow your flight. Your wings burn as you try to gain control and you continue to stab your tails into the soft earth below. Finally, after all nine of your weapons of mass fluffification have carved trenches into the ground below, you slow to a stop.

You carefully set yourself down and look around. You are underground, or at least in a dimension which has a ceiling of earth rather than sky. The stench of must and rot fills your nose like a tomb with some still partially fresh bodies within. Strange sounds of halting movement reach your ears and you get the impression the massive world has some population. You hear some nearby earth get disturbed and you can smell a living soul so you set off in that direction.

As you approach you feel your heart, or the equivalent organ, start to pound furiously.
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“Four by three by two by one,
I’ve entered a world that has no sun.” You say upping your cloaking and letting your voice ring out.

You see a woman in a lab coat. Her eyes go wide as you rhyme around her. She pulls out a radio and starts pushing a button and trying to get a signal and you continue your song.

“While the stench of death, and pain, and fear and rot,
Truly does get me all bothered and hot.” You continue as the woman starts crying and says some stuff into the talking box.

“I’m sorry to say this was not my plan,
To fall into the underworld of Japan.” You continue circling around her.

She pulls out a small pistol and fires off into the darkness making you smile wide in delight at her terrified expression. She pants heavily as she backs away and you allow your eyes and smile to form behind her in the darkness.

“I need your radio, so say I
As such I’m afraid I need you to die.” You finish.

She spins and you wrap her in your ultra fluffy tails. You shift the hairs around her into hooks and dig them into her skin. You pull down and away tearing off her flesh and leaving her standing there as a bloody muscle system. Her eyes roll up in her head and she takes a few steps before falling over dead.

You shake out your tails and grab her lab coat and radio before discarding the useless stuff. You put on the jacket and clip the radio to your belt before sniffing the air. You imagine several of the living people have hit the ground, and some bunnies, trees, and various other things around the mouth of the portal. You can smell something massive is prowling around the land of the dead, spiritually massive and absolutely insane, and you don’t think it would be too hard to find if you put your mind to it. However the force also dwarfs you and that is somewhat troublesome.
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You hear the radio start to click and you suspect it is one of Mendel’s people. You could try to seek them out in hopes of finding out more, or just because you sort of really like hurting people. Or you can try to escape this place, because it is seriously bad news.

[] Seek out the big thing
[] Find the people, see what they can offer you
[] Try to find the exit. It is too spooky in here
[] Other, please specify


Going to grab a quick shower while people get in here. Questions, concerns, comments, accusations, butt discussion, waifu wars, etc. for the first little bit. Will answer when I return then we can get started.

>>33723292
this is why I wanted to go solo, we can do violent things now. Couldn't do Scarborough Fair with Jager and the kids latching on to our ankles

>>33723313
>[] Find the people, see what they can offer you
they might know something about the big thing and probably have semi amusing death rattles

>>33723313

Pretend to be the person we skinned. See if we can't get Mendels goons to act as our disposable forces....

Monologue, you're a nigger. A prophetic one, but still a nigger. What we have here is Izanami, Izanagi is the husband.

>>33723313

This: >>33723364

and

>[x] Find the people, see what they can offer you

They might know some information that could come in handy now/later, and may serve as meat shields or bait later on.

>>33723313
>[] Try to find the exit. It is too spooky in here
Seriously, trying to fight one of the progenitor goddesses in her own domain, alone, when we had problems with one of the mid-tiers and we had a full party is just stupid.

>>33723313
>[] Find the people, see what they can offer you
It's a start.

>>33723388

True. The question is whether we should seek out Mendel's lackeys or just try to seek the exit ASAP.

Although I get the feeling that if this was a trap, Mendel probably would not have populated it with people who were semi-valuable or knowledgeable.

>>33723313
>[] Find the people, see what they can offer you

>>33723364
This seems like a plan. I mean she did get them all here and had a plan of some sort. Any backup plans should have involved violence in some form.I'm hoping to use everything they have to get Izanami to manageable levels.

Wonder what other tasty things this place holds. With our cloaking we can seek them out willy nilly.

Japan still gives a shit about Shintoism? I thought they were largely irreligious.

>>33723539
They don't. Hence why the gods are half dead, surviving off reserves.

Okay, so we want to shift into the person we killed and try to find people.

Quick thing as a potential idea: Izanami is a strong god and has a grudge, probably, right? What if we try and point her at Izanagi, through portals to Hueco Mundo and the like, mind you, help her off him, and then off her in her greatly weakened state

>>33724010
1) she can't leave
2) we don't know where the fucker is

Ok. Well I just got here and I gotta say that it's refreshing that the go-juice sense thing actually worked on a thing for the first time in forever.

Seriously. This is the last time I can remember that we got a straight answer in regards to juice for anything, even if they don't actually have cloaking.

>>33724087
>This is the last time I can remember
This is the first time in a long time I can remember*

>>33724010

Could we try and taunt Beelze into coming here, then lure him into a fight with Izanagi, then get them both in a 2 for 1 special on Power-ups?

>>33724179
I've seen similar strategies to this tried in other quests and it never goes well.

>>33724179
They will probably both end up killing us instead.

>>33724179
I have the sneaking suspicion that Beelz values Risa's godrock more than some crazy bitch and that he wouldn't come alone.

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“Right, I suppose I should look for those Mendel forces. They have to have a plan.” You say. Because we don’t. “Oi. Mind your gob, I’ve totally got this under control.”

You look over the woman you skinned and your body pops and shifts. You feel your skin taking on a noticeably different shade and your hair shortens and twists itself into a braid. You pick up her glasses and perch them on your face before putting your hands on your hips and smiling. “Right then, that- Oh, the voice. Ahem, La la la!” You start singing until your voice gets close to what the woman’s screams were like.

You adjust your go juice so it smells pretty human then turn on the radio. “Hello! Is anyone there.” Oh that’s not bad. “This is Doctor Chance. Please someone out there help.” You request.

“D… Chance? This is… of the… to my location… will…. Over.” A rough male voice responds.

You decide to cheat a little and sonido around the area in a circle until the signal gets stronger.

“I repeat, Doctor Chance, this is Donald Spencer of the recon force. Please make your way to my location and I will provide cover support as per mission objectives.” He repeats.

“Understood. I am on my way.” You reply. I can’t help but feel we are missing something here.

You take on human speeds and start a brisk jog. The ground under your feet is uncomfortably soft and you get the feeling it is made of the residences of the place. You find a metal briefcase along the way and pick it up, certain it is something Mendelish. You finally find the man you assume to be this Donald checking over his rifle.

You raise your hand in salute. “Donald! Thank God I found you.”

His hand goes to his pocket as he turns to you. He stares for a moment and then nods. “Doctor, of course. Sorry, this place just keeps playing tricks on me.” He explains.
(1/3)

>>33724179

That sounds like a horrible idea

>>33724179

Unless Beezle has a vested interest in conquering/invading other extremely powerful entities' realms, that probably won't work.

>>33724329
...they were expecting us, weren't they. Us infiltrating them was part of their plan.

Clever bastards.

Admittedly the entire idea hinged on us talking to Izanami. After all, what we might not know, she might. Just would end up going more like our deal with the general of decay way back when we went arrancar. Also trying to feed Izanagi food from Yomi to trap him

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You get a better look at him. Around six feet with longish brown hair. It looks like it would come down to about his mouth, but at the moment it is tied back in a small pony tail. He has those chiseled good looks which would probably make Jager all giggly and you detect a hint of a southern yank accent to his voice. You smile and let out a sigh. “Yes, I thought I saw some figures wandering around in the darkness. I was so scared.” You explain assuming what you think is a scared pose. “I am so glad I found you out here Donald.”

“Donny.” He replies before looking at your metal case. “Is that a business suit?”

You are confused, though you don’t show it, but you hand it to him and he sighs happily. “And it’s mine. I lost my grip on it when I got sucked in.” He explains.

He pushes against a button on the side of the case and you feel a small surge of energy as it scans him. It pops open and you see folded neatly is a black suit radiating strange energy. He grabs his shit and looks at you. “Sorry, do you mind doctor?”

You turn and hear the sound of rustling clothes as the soldier gets changed. You wait for a moment and turn back after a moment to see him in a black outfit which is almost skin tight. It reminds you of the armor the Ruskie had but light years more advanced. He puts on a visor of some kind and when he grabs his gun you smell go juice flow into the weapon.

“Let’s see.” He mumbles as his visor shimmers. “Looks like we have a few more of our people a few clicks west. Are you okay to move?” He asks.

“Of course. Even if I wasn’t it’s not like I have much of a choice given the circumstances.” You reply.

He nods and starts off on a jog. He presses against the visor and glances back at you to make sure you are keeping up. “This is Donny, I got Doctor Chance. She is Čapek Op-T zero zero twelve.” He explains. I have no idea what that means. “ETA, hour and a half.”
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>>33723185
>and then decided to go to Yomi and fight Izanagi, even though it is probably a bad idea, solo
Now that's just not accurate, Monologue. We decided to go check out the mystery box option, solo, and it happened to be this god and then we got roped into a conversation with Mendel because you just can't not verbally spar with that smug bitch even if she beats us over the phone almost as hard as boss cat beats us in the alleys.

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You decide to let him do his soldier thing as you carefully act like you are falling behind. You pretend you are in a cool movie and doing slow motion effects when he isn’t looking while keeping speed to keep yourself amused. Sure enough in about an hour and a half you see several other people. A few soldiers in black outfits like Donny’s have set up a perimeter and tap their visors as you walk into the camp.

You see there are, including you, about a dozen people. You go over to the sciency folks and nod. “I am so glad you are all alright.”

"Doctor Chance.” An older man says. He wipes at his face with a handkerchief and you can practically smell the worry on him. “I’m so glad you’re alright. Quite an unexpected event isn’t it? Who could have foreseen that we would all get sucked in here?”

“Yes, it was quite unexpected.” You reply.

The man stares at you and nods gravely. “I am uncertain what quite to do here.”

[] We should explore! For science, and stuff
[] We need to escape, any idea where the exit is?
[] Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>33724401

....THEY KNOW

>>33724444
>[] We should explore! For science, and stuff
First we get our bearings on where we are and what we're dealing with. Then search for an escape route.

They're totally onto us..

>>33724444
>We should explore! For science and stuff
They know. They so totally know. We may be stealthy but they've detected the lack of any presence around us, the curvature our stealth puts on local go juice or some such I reckon.

THEY KNOW! But they can't know that we know they know.

If they knew we know they would become hostile. Best play it safe and act like we don't know that they know so they don't know we know what they know.

Maybe...I don't know.

>>33724444
>[] We should explore! For science, and stuff

>>33724523
The good news is that we kinda need each other. Well, they need us more. Even with their suits they won't live long here just with that group and extra firepower in a fight is nice for us.

>>33724444
[x] Other: "Right you lot. You know, and I know. The problem is, there's a pissed off goddess out there that's not me, and then you lads. You leave, and let us ladies have it out, and that's it. You stay, and you get eaten by Izanagi out there."
THEY KNOW. They know Chance has been compromised. There was probably some kind of passphrase we were supposed to say, and Donny scanning us with his visor only confirmed it.

>>33724444
>[x] We need to escape, any idea where the exit is?

Know what else we can do once the gig is up? Try to open a Garganta and fail on purpose, even if we could open it. Then we say that Izanami's massive go juice is interfering with our ability to gate. So they either gotta help us off her or rot here.

Assuming they don't have a way out themselves.

>>33724444

"We still have a Job to do, and we should get back to it!"

They have a plan. let's play along with their plan. Maybe find some fun toys to take home for our Science Division.... maybe take Mendals Science Division in exchange for not using them as Crazy God Bait...

>>33724641
You're assuming that they didn't volunteer on this suicide mission to get Risa killed at the cost of their lives.
They think they're sacrificing their lives for the safety of the human race.

>>33724401
They fucking know, and they know that we know.

But they aren't going to say anything because they know we'll kill them all if we know that they know.

Basically, what they don't know is that we know that they know that we know that they know.

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You bite your tongue, your mouth slowly filling with blood, and think to yourself. “What? They don’t know. Why would you think they know? Psh.” You let the crimson liquid drip down your throat and regenerate your tongue before smiling, your mouth cleaned. “Exploration of course. We should check this place out for the potential scientific benefits for all mankind.”

“Of course, and with your vote we are in the majority. Let’s just move on then shall we?” The older man asks.

The group moves forward with the soldiers in black taking point. They carefully swing their guns left to right while their visors continue to scan the area. You sniff periodically but the overwhelming go juice smell continues to stay the same distance away. You are reminded of a predator which circles at the same distance from the prey it is hunting.

After a few Kilometers you hear the people in front shout “Contact!”

You glance over their shoulders and see a few people, or you suppose corpses it more accurate. Their bodies have meat slaking off of them and organs spilling out of cavities in their chests. A few are just skeletons and when they look over at your group your group carefully keeps their weapons trained on them.

They stare for a few moments, then turn and leave, evidently uninterested in your activities. I am sort of sad they didn’t say Charlie. You again have to bite your tongue to avoid talking to me and it sort of hurts my feelings as you continue on. You get the feeling you are being hunted as your group continues through the area but the corpses of people don’t really seem to care you are there.

You glance around before you smell the strange scent of energy rising. Seems like something is coming.

What do you do?
[] Lasers!
[] No, you are a meek science girl. Look how meek you are.
[] Other, please specify

>>33725024
>[x] No, you are a meek science girl. Look how meek you are.
I'm just waiting for the humans to use Risa as the bait to their trap.

>>33725024
>[x] No, you are a meek science girl. Look how meek you are.

>>33725024
>[] No, you are a meek science girl. Look how meek you are.
This is interesting. Like waiting for who will spring the trap first. Enemies within and without.

>>33725024
>[] No, you are a meek science girl. Look how meek you are.

remember to not shout about the gnomish god of time

>>33725024
>No, you are a meek science girl.

act like the other scientists, but drift to the opposite side of the group from the direction the angry crazy god chick is coming from...

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The soldiers glance up and make a hand signal to stop. They form a circle around the group and point their guns out into the darkness. They are still, well trained and with diamond breaking discipline which causes them to not waver no matter what. Also they have pretty nice butts so that’s always nice to see.

From out of the darkness you see several wiggling forms. They seem pensive for a moment, then surge forward inhumanly fast. “Enemy contact.” One of the soldiers calls out and opens fire.

As the first bullet leaves the yank bangy thing you get a look at it. The bullets are etched in careful writing in unique metals which carried an obscene level of energy. When they connect with the wiggling creatures they explode with raw energy which drives the creatures back and tears them apart. The smell of gunsmoke fills your nose as you stay behind the soldiers like the meek science girl you are, you silly lass.

The encounter lasts only a few minutes with the soldiers carefully picking every shot. You have to admit they have an impressive level of professionalism as they continue checking the area with guns raised. “Fifteen minute break.” Donny calls out.

The science fellows sigh and pull out bottles of water. You look around the area and feel the large energy start to get close. You consider telling them but from the way the soldiers are hoisting their weapons you think they probably know. The old scientist looks at you as he finishes sipping his drink. “Doctor Chance, are you feeling okay? Oh, you lost your bottle? Here, have some of mine. Have to keep your energy up.” He says.

“That’s, you know.” You say clearing your throat.

[] Continue the con. You are meek science girl!
[] How could they be on to me? I am the best at sneaking! Break cover
[] Other, please specify

>>33725468
>[] How could they be on to me? I am the best at sneaking! Break cover
Alright, fuck this. Gotta get a plan ready otherwise I foresee getting shot in the back. Offer them a chance out if they help us off Izanami. They get to keep their lives, we eat the god.

>>33725468
>Other
"Do you think Miss Mendel meant for this to happen?"

>>33725468
>[] Other, please specify
"Wh-what if this was supposed to happen? What if we were set up?"

>>33725528
I don't think they'd take the deal, to be honest.

>>33725552
I don't think they have a choice. One predator within, not interested in them, one predator without, very interested in them.

So one wants to break cover and two don't?

>>33725468
>[] Continue the con. You are meek science girl!

>>33725468
The bottle is poison.

Form a watertight sack to store the liquid in rather than swallowing.

>>33725607
I'd rather ask about Mendel as >>33725539
>>33725550
suggest. Then we can reveal ourselves before we get cheap-shotted like we did in the Demon fight.

>>33725528
Let's give it a moment.

So we are not breaking cover. Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Rolled 30

>>33725704

Rolled 79

>>33725704

Rolled 100

>>33725704
Oh god now what.

Rolled 96

>>33725704

>>33725718
>now what
Probably a stealthy sneak check.

Which we probably just passed. Neat.

Rolled 12

>>33725704

Rolling because we need a 5th

>>33725718
>>33725725

We are meekest science girl ever.

>>33725718
SOLID SNAKE AS FUCK

Rolled 22

>>33725718
Neat. Here's hoping I don't roll a 1.
>>33725704

>>33725718
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>33725718

Risa's the best actress ever

Meryl Streep, eat your heart out!

>>33725787
No wait! Let us do it, we might get some sort of buff from it.

>>33725718
>>33725725
>Rusing them so hard
This must be how Loki feels all the time.

>>33725807
>>33725807
I like this plan.

>>33725718
once again, we are master thespian

Fuck you AzureEarth.

Changing your schedule to make sure none of the smart people are posting right now.

That's -low-.

Like right now they STILL think getting a 100 means that their retarded idea worked, even though the last 100 they got was just you giving them a chance to cut their losses and escape.

>>33725812
What if Loki was trying to teach us

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>100 Well, I guess you can barely pass if you really want to. Damn it.

You meekly wave your hand. “No thanks, I am still young.” You explain.

“But we just walked a long way.” The older man objects.

Shit, think of something quick. “Well, I am a lady.” You reply.

“Yes, which is why you need to keep hydrated.” He says.

“No silly. Much like the noble camel a woman’s lumps of fat can store water for many miles!” You explain.

The group is silent for a moment confused about the wonders of the female anatomy then you frown. “I think they’re on to us Monologue.” You say at once.

The doctor throws the bottle at you and you turn to the side. As it spills on the ground you feel your god rock parts screaming in hated agony at the twisted liquid. Your arm snaps out and turns into a mass of tentacles which bite down on the science guy’s flesh taking big bloody chunks out of him. The soldiers swing around and open fire but you quickly sonido overhead.

The bullets take out the scientist as your body mutates back into your monstrously fluffy form. A few of the soldiers throw out small disks which you think are mines. You don’t give them a chance to do whatever it is they want to do. You throw out your cero at the cluster of people just as your long violet hair fills back in. The cero explosion sends the soldiers flying back and turns the scientists into bloody chunks.

You fall to the ground and sonido forward after one of the soldiers. He draws a thin blade and takes a swing but you spin and duck under his slash. You grab him by the throat and lift him before slamming him into the ground and stabbing a hole into his chest. Your hand wiggles and morphs into something similar to a blender and quickly turn him into mush on his inside parts. You flip over the destroyed remains of the group just as another soldier is pulling out some device.
(1/2)

>>33726026
>>33726158
>>33725812
>>33725787
>>33725758
>>33725754
>>33725752
>>33725735
>>33725725
>>33725718
Idiots. Did the last 100 we rolled allow us to shake off the Hellfire, and kill even one of those demons?

No, it just gave us a good opportunity to run without getting killed.

Like you fucks should have done at the start.

How do you still not get that we aren't capable of doing shit unless we play the game right?

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Your tail stabs into his shoulder and sends out a pulse of electricity which shuts off his nerves. He lets out a painted grunt before you stab into his thighs and hold him against the ground with your eyes alight with dangerous intent. “Well that wasn’t very neighborly was it?” You ask.

“Neither was killing Doctor Chance.” He replies before your tails once more make hooks.

You dig into his open wounds and pull widening the holes by quite a lot and making him arch his back in pain. His eyes go white with shock as the soldiers seem to shimmer and vanish, likely teleported somewhere else in the world. You let out a huff as you realize you are now the only one in the area. You turn towards the massive form of energy and see a woman. Risa, A-game this shit for me okay? Just get me an in.

“I thought it was someone living.” She says with tiered eyes fixed on you. “Or are you?’ She asks.

Her hair is disheveled and a few strands seem to have stuck to the corner of her mouth. You can smell pure death radiating off of her. Her tired eyes remain unfocused as you stare at her and…

[] Try and get the hook up. A voice in your head demands it.
[] Run away!
[] Ask something
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>33726269
>barely pass

And yet you guys aren't gonna listen to that, are you?

Probably because we've bungled the last two fights, and you think that means that we're owed a win.

>>33726179
I am planning on running till about when I normally do and am trying to Smart ChoiceTM the decisions a little if it is any consolation.

>>33726294
>[] Ask something
Twice dead over here. What's up with you?

>>33726294
"Honestly, I'm not really sure where I fall on the scale of mortality. Side note: I have a friend who I think you might have a lot in common with, mind if I fetch her?"

>>33726294

"Nah. Dou... Triple Suicide. Deadly Dead Dead. You?"

>>33726294
Ask if she'd like someone to talk to for a bit. Also a potential ally in any revenge since we likely would get our shit wrecked a few times over by her and we're an unknown to Izanagi who may be able to pull him into Yomi if we're clever?

>>33726294
[x] Try and get the hook up. A voice in your head demands it.
"Sorry, the living ones got away. Just dead, here."

>>33726389
Just stop it with this stupid plan already. You've tried to bring this up every single thread where anyone's even mentioned Izanami and it's ridiculous.

>>33726294
>Try and get the hook up.
She seems like a nice local bird.

>>33726411
Actually I haven't participated since suggesting we try for Sin Fin at the Hollow King stage. While that...admittedly was not how I expected it to turn out at all, even a little bit, still worked. Also the guy who is less get her as a friend and more "hm, we're out of our league, so let's try throwing her at something big and strong to soften her up first".

>>33726294
"I'm pretty sure I'm somewhere between undead and deathless. I'm also classified as a hazard against existence."
>run away
"I'd talk more, but I left the oven on. Totally."

>>33726294
>[X] Try and get the hook up. A voice in your head demands it.

It's never failed us before.

>>33726294
>[] Try and get the hook up. A voice in your head demands it.
What the hell is this option even saying? To try to get her to work with us? To fight her?

Rolled 34

>>33726294
>[] Try and get the hook up. A voice in your head demands it.
Monologue demands it.

I wonder if she has bro potential like scarebro?

Will wait a few minutes and let discussion happen, formulate plans, etc. 10-15 minutes before I close it

>>33726484
I assume it's talking and putting in a kind word for monologue, which is..well, lol.

>>33726484
Monologue wants to bang Izanami

>>33726515
It's cool, monlogue has the moves.

>>33726340
I've been stressing about this thread like all week ever since I made the mistake of bumping the last thread, and people decided to go full retard.

I really think there's a fundamental disconnect between the quest you're running, and the quest these chucklefucks see, and I'm starting to wonder whether or not you're encouraging that.

>>33726468
Also to explain more, this is still coming at things from an angle of us needing time to figure out how to not die again if we decide to fight it out.

>>33726294
>[x] Run away!
If this turns into another "talk to them for 6 hours" thing, I'm done. This is just retarded at this point. Every single thread we're getting locked into this disgusting grindpit.

>>33726294
>Run Away
Don't fucking pick the joke option you imbeciles.

Joke options are traps that he will punish us for.

>>33726548
If we promise it's to try and find a weakness or way to make them more likely to get devoured, is that better?

>>33726571
They think that Monologue is saying (s)he wants to talk when the "A voice in your head demands it." is really referring to the voters themselves being dumb.

>>33726294
>[] Try and get the hook up. A voice in your head demands it.

>>33726294
>[] Run away!

Rolled 10

>>33726294
>[] Run away!

>>33726502
Too late jackass. You put a funny option in and she's someone we never met before.

If the goal was to give us a chance to run before she escaped, then you blew it.

Think that Izanami and Sin-Fin might get along? they both have depressing death auras...

>>33726294
>>[] Run away!

Could you try to samefag in a less obvious way?

>>33726624
I think they might. Too bad we'll never know because you idiots decided to come alone, and something is probably gonna happen to Izanami even if we manage to leave.

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>People once again vote for diplomance them without actually having anything to say

>>33726538
Ah, sorry to have you stress about it. As for the disconnect thing I am not trying to actively encourage any sort of disconnect.

How exactly do you think they see it?
>>33726619
The goal was not to "give us a chance to run before she escaped". An anon said he wanted more time when options were complex or difficult to talk it out and felt I wasn't catering to that.

I am giving more time and announcing how much time I am giving before doing a secure vote thing. That's all.

>>33726603
That's outright antagonism.

It's bad enough that nobody really gives us any solid guidance, but to encourage bad decisions for people who don't get the joke?

As if they aren't screwing up hard enough on their own?

And every time Monologue gives shitty advice, that makes sure they won't listen when he actually gives good advice.

This whole thread is fucked.

>>33726664
One round of diplomance, all I'm asking. See if she's open to trying and killing Izanagi by trapping him in Yomi, which I am pretty sure I can figure out to do with a fruit of the land and some Loki tier trickery (in which case we also get the best shot we have of killing BOTH of them and feasting), or we can possibly get a reading from Azure on estimated power level to see if we absolutely need to run with our tails between our legs.

>>33726695
I think they've gotten very good at playing as Risa, which means being petty, impulsive, and honestly kind of dumb.

They think that because the MC is like that, that means things will work out if they act like that as well.

Despite mounting evidence to the contrary, because you're still expecting them to make carefully considered decisions based off critically reading your posts.

>>33726787
...We couldn't fucking beat Raijin solo. Why do you think we can beat his mom?

I'm more interested in where you people want to run. This is Yomi, she's the overdeity. So where to?

>>33726856
Try and open a Laughing Garganta?

>>33726856
I've actually been wondering about this for the last ten minutes.

>>33726798
The thing is that does work out generally not bad for them, at least when they are alone. It's when there are other people, people they can't just sort of rip to pieces and kill, that they encounter problems.

They are a petty hedonistic narcissistic broken monster and as a result they have a hard time dealing with situations which require them to not act like that is pretty much how the quest has been going I think.

>>33726787
>I want to trap the two ridiculously strong gods in the same place so that it's easier to kill them both! So, come on man, let me talk to her with some awesome totally convincing dialog that hasn't posted even though the time limit for writeins is up.
This is fucking brilliant.

>>33726856
that might be funny actually....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>33726878
..and if it doesn't work? Then we gave the said overdeity of the place to give chase. Then what?

>>33726294
>Ask something
I'd really prefer running away, but this I'll vote for this to counter option one.

Which, again, fuck you for including.

>>33726845
It's more I think we won't get away easily and so must be prepared to fight anyway or trick her.

Okay, secure vote time. Just the number, only the number, and I will tally and write in 5 minutes.

1 Run away
2 Try and hit on her
3 Talk

1

>>33726932
>3

>>33726932
3

>>33726888
You might need to check your math right now.

Because the way I see it, we went alone into hostile territory surrounded by people we have no problem killing, and right now we're more fucked than we've ever been.

1

2

3

>>33726932
1

Just remember guys, stay calm and don't panic

the last time there was panic we got DESTRUCTION JAGER

1

1

>>33726932
3

3

>>33727000
CORRECTION
Last time we panicked we got JAGER IN WONDERLAND

1

>>33726932
3

You know, hitting on her might work. Her husband spurned her and she was pretty pissed about it. So perhaps a bit of attention might go a long way, but of course this is over.

Half of you can't fucking vote.

>>33727039
after the shitstorm.

and some of you guys were so dumb AE had to yell at you directly how to beat evil Jager.

Closed

3

3

>>33727049
>>33727019
>>33726992
>>33726969
>>33726979

how can anons enjoy quests if they can't read?

>>33726969
>>33726979
>>33726992
>>33727019
>>33727049

If this is any indication, 3 is the wrong choice.

I love how 4 out of 5 of the people who didn't read the voting instructions and linked to Azure's post picked talk.

>>33727063
There were alot of idiots in the thread, yes, but it doesn't change the fact that it was enjoyable.

And I am aware that it was a direct result of a shitstorm.

>>33727054
It's entirely possible. That talking really was the right move somehow.

Like maybe the whole "we're stuck in her world" thing was showing that running away wouldn't work.

But since we're all so fucking bad at talking, and Monologue supporting talking in a shitty way, and considering we've had to run the last two times, running away seems the logical option, which makes it kind of shitty and manipulative if it wasn't, because punishing players for showing restraint never works.

See Fenrir.

>>33727184
What's done is done. Now I want to see where they planned to run from the owner of the domain if our Garganta doesn't work.

>>33726896
Hey, that's blowing it in the wrong direction. The idea was see her reaction to asking why she was here, and then if she seemed rather pissed, try and nudge her into lashing out, giving us a bit of assistance as we *can* leave, and then fob watching into Azzy, putting on a geisha outfit, and then using that to try and seduce Izanagi and get him to eat of the fruit of Yomi to say hi to a vengeful wife.

If that didn't work, plan B was several Violet Dawns to the face and then running like a little bitch as we realize that barely phased her, using Hate Engine and Laughing Garganta to flee and maybe hunt some lower tier mook devils in Hueco Mundo quickly so it's not a total loss, then bailing.

>>33727235
If it doesn't work, then I'd say our only choice is some hardcore groveling.

This sucks.

>>33727268
Or this turns into a Benny Hill show with Risa running around cloaked, killing and eating whatever powerful things are here until strong enough to face the boss.

Or we try and find a way into Hell proper, then into Hueco and out, though this might be even worse.

Guess we'll see our options after this.

>>33727343
I don't think you can get out of Hell.

And eating anything while in Yomi is a no-no.

>>33727343
I'm just sad that we couldn't help out second best scrub with his date.

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“No monologue, I am not giving you the hook up.” You grumble as you slowly step back. “Actually I am sort of triple dead suicide.” You explain raising your hands. “So not really alive like those fellows I was with. Just trying to make them more dead.” You explain.

You see the forms of the soldiers you kill start to twitch and move. “So how about I just bugger off to-“ You start then sonido at your maximum speed away from the scary dead goddess.

She lets out a shriek of indignation and chases after you sort of like the myth. You feel the air of Yomi start to cloud around you and wear away at you, but you ignore it and press on with her hot on your heels. You think carefully and get an idea. You land by a small cluster of the humans who had yet to meet up with you and smile wide.

They turn and aim their weapons at you but you just give them the two fingered salute and blow a raspberry. Like a storm, the twisted, rotting, monstrous thing that is the dead Izanami arrives. She screams in hate at the sight of the living and swings a skeletal fist at them. You nimbly avoid it and sonido away hoping your little trick worked.

You sigh in relief as she continues to rampage around the bodies of the living and loses interest in you. You imagine her hate of the living still survives more than her indignation at your slight. You sniff the air and decide to…

[] Try and find a way out of Yomi by following the flow of the spirit
[] Did you smell sulfur? Investigate that.
[] That doesn’t sound like a “get the hell out of here” Try and force your way into hueco. It might be hard but it could be possible.
[] Other, please specify

>>33727379
We could have waited.

Since the goal was mostly to trap us, Mendel probably would have waited a bit.

But nooooooooo.

>>33727378
Azure confirmed that if we got into Hell we wouldn't be getting out so easily. And since Yomi is a part of Hell... But it is bleeding into Hueco, so that's something.

And we can probably eat the denizens. I mean fuck, if we're stuck, we're stuck and might as well level up.

>>33727415
>Try and find a way out of Yomi by following the flow of the spirit
What does that even mean?

>>33727415
>[x] Did you smell sulfur? Investigate that.
Let's make some lemonade out of this. Yeah, we'll be stuck in hell for a bit, but at least there will be lots of demons to eat muh Masochism

>>33727415
[x] Try and find a way out of Yomi by following the flow of the spirit
Well, the other humans must have gotten out somehow with their device; maybe this is it.

>>33727415
>[] Did you smell sulfur? Investigate that.

is that you Hell?

>>33727415
>[] Try and find a way out of Yomi by following the flow of the spirit
Aaaaand here we are. Ran from her much like Izanagi did, which sent her into rage then..and did so even now. That's one route down.

Explore the bloody place with maxed cloaking.

>>33727415
So the options are
>Follow the plot hooks
>Go to a place that's even worse than the place we are, and even harder to escape
>Hope you've got another 100.

>>33727415
[] That doesn’t sound like a “get the hell out of here” Try and force your way into hueco. It might be hard but it could be possible.
We have laughing garganta, we are designed to bust our way out of places that can't usually be escaped from.

>>33727415

are there any other Mendel Mooks? if there are then we can investigate a bit, using them as timer extension on our timed adventure...

>>33727449
When you tore open a hole in the world a fog was leaking out. It is, probably, still leaking out. It is made of spirit energy/dead stuff.

Follow where it is going to and maybe you will find the gate

>>33727415
>[] Try and find a way out of Yomi by following the flow of the spirit

>>33727415
>[] Try and find a way out of Yomi by following the flow of the spirit

>>33727415
>[x] Try and find a way out of Yomi by following the flow of the spirit

>>33727415
>[X] Did you smell sulfur? Investigate that.

Let's eat our damn lemons.

>>33727476
God fucking damnit, you mean talking to the terrifying goddess would have actually worked?

Fuck you AzureEarth. Do you realize that the next time you put us in a situation where running away IS the right move you've just made it that much more difficult to pass?

>>33727415
>[x] Try and find a way out of Yomi by following the flow of the spirit

>>33727539
Don't blame Asure when several players realized that running away isn't the best option.

>>33727539
Not talking, hitting on her. Bitch was scorned by her lover! There is a degree of possible success there.

That or bloody murder because she's batshit, but I'm leaning towards success. Well, whatever.

>>33727539
NEXT TIME HOW ABOUT YOU LOOK UP THE FUCKING MYTHOLOGY

It clearly mentions how she went ballistic when her husband ran from her.

>>33727539
next time don't panic

>>33727539

All of them could have worked, with running away almost guaranteed to work if you did it as soon as you could with some clever moves. You got away, you succeeded in running so it wasn't a "bad" option.

Just saying "TALK TO PERSON" Doesn't indicate an instant win. If pure stupid fell out of Risa's mouth then it would not have worked. If you said something that would make the insane goddess of death not want to bother with you then it would have probably happened since she was not automatically hostile.

I seriously can't keep explaining the meta every choice here.

>>33727591
The same ones who didn't even read his posts clearly enough to vote right?

>>33727625
Because that was her husband who disobeyed and just rejected her.

That doesn't mean she'd automatically hate everyone who runs.

So I guess we're after moonman next.

>>33727539
>God fucking damnit, you mean talking to the terrifying goddess would have actually worked?
Maybe if people thought of some shit to say. He gave a 15 minute window and people posted exactly 0 writeins.

>>33727889
A different kind of trap?

Yeah that'll work.

>>33727901
What were we supposed to say?

Should we have tried complimenting and flattering her? Things Risa is largely incapable of doing for someone else?

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You sniff the air as you remember the fog leaking into your world. It came from this side and unless the whole world is filled with it odds are it is still flowing there. As Izanami continues her rampage around the living, bolts of flame and ice and everything else flashing in the distance, you carefully track the energy. You keep your cloaking up as you follow the gentle movements of the fog and smile when you think you have the hang of it.

You pause and you reach what looks like a tunnel system and try to get a mental map of the advance before you proceed. You think you have mentally followed it about halfway when you feel Izanami finish off the rest of the living. You smell her surge in power, then resume as she was before you found her, the tiny temper tantrum over. You sigh in relief as you smell the portal ahead with the mental map already finished.

Through the portal?

Y/N

>>33727951
Which is why I voted for running. We had nothing in terms of shit to say and people weren't coming up with anything fast.

>>33727976
Yes.

Maybe leave a note though, apologize for running and say we'll be back with a friend. A dead friend.

>>33727976
Y

>>33727976

>Y

>>33727982

I voted running primarily because >3 voters seemed to be illiterate to be honest.

>>33727976
Y
Nothing much to do here.

>>33727976

Y

We have little to gain from staying here. Let's see where this leads.

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>>33728017
>mfw
gotta-befriend-em-all-anon, pls stop

>>33727976
Y

I know where it leads! ADVENTURE!

>>33728083
I think he's just trying to make a Risa-esque joke.

>>33727976
N
Throw a hand with an eye through first.
I've got the sneaking suspicion that Mendel knew this could happen, and will have set up an ambush at the other side of the exit.

>>33728056
>>33728068
We -could- pop into hell and gorge ourself on demons while trying to find one with the Masochism power. That would be a good thing to do.

But we won't, so it's whatever.

>>33728083
I don't give a shit about befriending Izanami.

I just think we could gain some mad Sin-Fin points.

Unless there's something about Sin-Fin which sets Izanami off.

>>33728154
Problem is, Hell is hard to get out of. And there's fucking Beelz/Meph there. We'd be in their realms with nowhere to run. If we can't solo Izanami, I don't want to try soloing Hell with no ways out.

>>33728154
It's a lot harder to leave hell then to enter it.

>>33728197
Beelz is in Hue Co. He doesn't want to go back to hell. Meph isn't hunting us.

>>33728197
>>33728209
>Hell's hard to leave
Yes, but that just means we can stay for a while and pig out on demons. God hunting up in the real world is a clusterfuck and we're confined to Japan. The angels are catching on, so eating them is a bother now, and demons aren't exactly all that common up there.

It would be hard to get out, I'm fully aware, but it wouldn't be impossible and it's a fair price to pay for access to such a target-rich environment.

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You step through the portal and feel an uncomfortable tingly feeling in your teeth. The moon is already high in the sky and the sound of various nocturnal animals being nocturnal and animals. You bravely ran away away. “None of your snark you cunt.” You say glancing up.

Oh, I am going to snark. This is us having a snark. “Well at least describe the situation first so we can snark while dealing with the situation out here.” Oh fine.

You look over the remains of the base camp and see a few science people have moved in. They stare terrified at you and seem to have been setting up several devices likely made to ambush you but because you escaped far earlier than they thought. They don’t seem to be particularly strong, but one is holding a device and pointing it at you.

“And options?” You ask.

Well, the giant tank thingy is still firing the laser at the boulder to keep the portal stable. The scientists here seem to be going to try and protect it with what they so they may need to get murdered. You could run from here and go back to the shrine, meaning you wouldn’t have to slaughter Mendel’s people, or you could smash the machine. If you really wanted to you could try and nick the machine which would be like taking the key to Yomi for yourself. Might prevent them from immediately opening it back up.

[] Back to the shrine
[] Smash the machine
[] Nick the machine
[] Other, please specify

>>33728017
Sin-Fin + Izanami?

>>33728263
If Hueco is connected to Hell, Beelz can pop in and out whenever. And for our godrock? He'd totally fucking do it.

Don't know about Meph, don't trust him.

Also a big blast of hellfire can fuck us right up, bad.

>>33728318
>[] Nick the machine

>>33728318
Nick tech.

>>33728318
>[] Nick the machine
Kill everyone here because fuck them and their ambushes.

>>33728318
>Back to the shrine

>>33728318
That machine is going to be boobytrapped and tracking-device'd to hell and back.

>>33728376
I'm not sure if a tracking device matters, since Mendel already knows where we live.

>>33728318

If we nick the machine, wouldn't we still need science people to use the machine and keep the portal stable?

Also what if Mendel expects us to steal the machine and planted some kind of Loki-machinations on the machine?

If we take the machine, where are we going to place it? Wouldn't the shrine be too risky?

>>33728376
Assuming you're right, they can already track us anyways. Mendel just told us how on the phone.

>>33728318

Nick the machine, mate

>>33728414
And if it's a fuckhueg bomb? Or opens a portal to the plane of eternal shitfire after we put it in our shrine?

>>33728318
>[X] Back to the shrine
Seeing as we have zero leads on getting any science people any time soon, I'm not sure we really have the resources to properly deal with the machine.

>>33728439
That's oddly specific. And that wouldn't really kill Risa, so too much of a risk.

>>33728318
>Nick the machine

>>33728321
...what could go wrong.

Looks like we want to nick the machine?

>>33728318
>Back to the shrine
How big is the machine we want to steal?

Because I'm not sure if it'd fit in our pants.

And when we're carrying it, it seems like Mendel would have ample time to call down the satellite laser or press the self-destruct button or whatever.

Stealing the machine just... really doesn't seem feasible, unless someone else has a plan.

>>33728318
[x] Nick the machine
[x] And nick the device that the scientist is pointing at us. That probably should take precedence.

>>33728510
I don't know, is this like Izanami where just voting for an option isn't good enough so we need an actual plan?

Because I don't have a plan, and neither do the people who voted to steal it.

I guess we could try our illusions to make things easier, but still.

>>33728510
I don't care what we do with regards to the machine, but I'm feeling petty and Mendel's people must die.

honestly, I think the machine's going to be a big fucking trap, but it's not like it matters. If people vote it and it works out, then awesome. If it it explodes in our face, then I get to watch and see if the everyone-else-is-idiots brigade can manage to become even more toxic.

>>33728523
Our pants fit in an entire disassembled fucking waterpark. 2 million square feet of it.

It can fit one machine.

>>33728510
Yes

>>33728586
Except everyone else is indeed idiots.

Couldn't even vote right.

>>33728510
yessir

>>33728439
We can just keep it in Inventory until the time comes.

>>33728510
It seems like another trap, so not really.

>>33728617
That doesn't make you any less toxic since you guys are the main reason for these shitsortms.

>>33728674
>inb4 he claims that the main cause of the shitstorms is actually the idiots

>>33728585
Okay, let me make this clear. If it is a talk option, from now on even though I tried it in the past and it still didn't work, I will say (Write in) next to it.

Pretty much always when I ask for a talking or asking option I would very much like folks to include something. Because it's talking and having conversation material to run through a Risa filter is very helpful.

Entire thread is idiots.
I'm an idiot.
You're an idiot.
We're all idiots.

It seems to be a feature of the quest, and yet it remains remarkably fun.

People need to calm down and stop getting quite so worked up over things not working out as wanted.

>>33728674
>>33728700
Are you guys actually celebrating your own stupidity and ignorance?

>>33728713
Shut up idiot.

I agree.

>>33728713

OH yeah! Well... it takes one to know one!

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You sonido to the scientist holding the devise and slam your foot against his thigh snapping it in two. “Right then, what’s this snark all about?” You ask as he screams and you start the slaughter.

Look, I sort of wanted to get the hook up. I was hoping you would play wingwoman with me and you ran. You ran from love! “What did you expect me to say? ‘Oh hello there evil crazy goddess would you like to werewolves with the voice in my head who may be a super scary thing?’” You ask as your arm gets obliterated by a device and you send violating tentacles out at the one who did it.

Maybe! Something clever, you know. People stuff. “Oh, I’m rubbish at people.” You explain. So am I.

You fire balas at the ones who run and furrow your eyebrows. “Wait, if I’m rubbish at people, and you’re rubbish with people then who is good at people?”

Bridgette. Also Inventory but that is more of ‘An offer you can’t refuse’ sort of diplomacy. “Well, why did you think I could be helpful then?” You ask as you twist and tear off a scientists arms and begin beating him to death.

Well you got Ryoko, Jager, and Sin-Fin. You are clearly better at people than I am. “Well, using my people skills, just trust me when I say it wouldn’t have worked out. She seemed in a foul mood.” You explain throwing out a cero and destroying a large chunk of the forest.

Next time send flowers. “Right. So we done?” You ask. Yeah, we are good.

You look at the large machine and climb on top of it. You push the shutdown button, the big red one, and the laser stops and the portal closes. You lift the large device and put it in your inventory before sonidoing off towards your shrine. You find the shrine fairly quiet, most of the shinigami asleep while the arrancar do their various arrancar stuff, and decide to…

[] Go check how the spook night went
[] Check on Jager, because she is lovely
[] Go see Sin-Fin and put her frog hat on her
[] Other, please specify

>>33728953
>[] Go check how the spook night went

>>33728953
>[] Go check how the spook night went

>>33728760
Yes? At least it makes for a better questing experience than arguing about pointless semantics.

>>33728953
>[] Go check how the spook night went
That brief action helped.

>>33728953
>Go check to see how the spook night went

Ivan better not have failed us.

>>33728953
>[] Go check how the spook night went

pls tell me someone got fucked. in the good way

>>33728760
I'd rather have nothing but idiots if that means we could be rid of all of the screeching faggots who will stay in a quest they obviously hate just to bitch about every vote that didn't go their way within the past year.

>>33729021
>Doubting Plantbro

You are just the worst

>>33729079
If that's how you see it, then you really are an idiot.

If anything, I'd say the ones who hate the quest are the ones who can't be bothered to fully read what the QM is writing, and refuse to learn from their mistakes.

That's disrespectful.

>>33729213
What you're doing isn't really any better, to be honest.

>>33729341
Just stop replying to them. They're only doing this shit because people reply to them and get mad over it. Just let them impotently rage against nothing and they might get sick of being assholes eventually.

>>33729213
>Refuse to learn from mistakes
Doing the exact opposite of what got you fucked last time seems a lot like learning from mistakes. It's not always the right thing to do.

So, why don't you and the rest of the Everyone-but-me-is-an-idiot brigade start writing convincing arguments during the voting period? Either you're too euphoric from being enlightened by your own intelligence to post, or you're just talking shit for the sake of it whenever you blindly pick whatever you thought was best at the time like the rest of us.

Either shut the fuck up or leave the fucking thread. You've made this quest horribly unfun for literally everyone for the last couple of months, you shitstain.

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You want to go check how spook night went. You follow the trail of go juice to Heather and throw open the door. Standing there dressed with cheap makeup and in a spooky vampire costume is David. He looks up at you and beams in a way that says “I did my best!”

“Isn’t that more adorable than scary?” You wonder.

The pout a little, adorably I might add, before they pull out something. They turn away from you and tie it around their neck before turning back and holding up their arms in a spooky way. And you are on the ceiling. Around Jennifer’s neck is a Mobius strip necklace threateningly dangling there are dangly like.

You swipe at the air in Brandon’s direction and hiss loudly. “Keep that bloody thing away from me! You hear? You are spooky, okay? Not adorable, just too spooky!” You say.

Your plant takes a tentative step and pulls out another Mobius strip. You fall to the ground and crawl away. “Knock it off! Oi, the hell you think you are going to do with that?” You ask.

Your plant takes another step which you are pretty sure explains what they are going to do with it. You try and push away but the wall stops you and they take another step. Then another. As they get within arm’s reach your eyes water and you start crying loudly.

Your plant takes a step back and you continue crying as loud as you can, unable to control the terror gripping your heart. Your plant puts the strip away in a way which hints they are saying “H-hey! It’s okay Nee-chan. Don’t cry.” But it is too little too late.
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As your plant looks around concerned Jager opens up the door. “Hey! What’s going on in- Eh? Risa?”

You point at your plant and Jager looks confused. “Oh, the twirly strip thing? I still don’t get why you are scared of that.”

“Jager! The plant is picking on me! Jager!” You cry loudly uncaring who you wake.

Jager looks at the plant then down to you and sighs. She crouches down and starts rubbing your head. “There there. It’s okay, don’t worry. They are sorry for scaring you, isn’t that right?” She wonders.

Your plant opens her mouth to say something, then just closes it and nods.

Jager continues rubbing your head until you feel better. You take a deep sniff and…

[] Ask Jager/plant something (What?)
[] Tell Jager/plant something (What?)
[] Go frog hat Sin-Fin
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

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>>33729541
>[] Ask Jager/plant something (What?)

Did Kouta get laid?

>>33729541
>Tell Jager and Plant how Mendell is a poopy head with her scientist an her go juice bullets and she has a liquid deliverable substance that makes your god rock hurt and that means it must be atomized and dispersable and we don't like it and we didn't get to eat or befriend Inazami but Monologue wanted to get in her nickers but she was wearing a japanese robey thing

>>33729541

[] Ask Jager/plant something (What?)

How did the planty horror show go?

>>33729541
>[] Ask Jager/plant something (What?)

Ask what happened with Kouta

>>33729541
Demand plant join in on the comfort as well.

>>33729541
>[x] Continue to be grossed out by mobius strips
>[x] Tell Jager/plant something (What?)
Tell em how our day went? I dunno.
>[x] Ask Jager/plant something (What?)
How in the bloody fuck did the plant got shapeshifting better than ours? Mobius strips are impossible to make with it.

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>>33729541
>[] Ask Jager/plant something
So I may have upset a japanese death goddess. Sort of like a shinigami but probably gnarlier.
Would flowers help?

>>33729701
FUCK

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“Did Kouta get-“ Language! “Did he have a sleep over with his girlfriend?” You ask mindful of the youngest most adorable ears listening in.

“I don’t know.” Jager explains. “If he did then he would be there now. You probably shouldn’t check up on him.”

You let Jager wipe your face clean. “So where did you go?” Your plant would say if they could talk. But they can’t.

“I may have angered a Shinto goddess of the dead; well not really angered.” You say thinking. “Lass is just balls deep in crazy and I sort of ran away from her and so she killed some blokes. I also got a laser which may or may not be booby trapped. It is a massive machine and I stuffed it in my inventory. We should set up the waterpark.” Or go to one. “Or go to a waterpark. We should do that.”

“Sure, sure. There. All clean.” Jager says happily.

[] Go check up on Kouta and his lady friend?
[] Ask Jager or Plant something (Who and what?)
[] Tell Jager or Plant something (Who and what?)
[] Go see snazzy
[] Frog-fin
[] Other, please specify

>>33729918
Be Kouta's wingman as he asked, then we blast the moon god?

>>33729918
>[x] Frog-fin

>>33729990
Didn't Jager just say that we probably -shouldn't- check on him?

>>33729918
>[] Frog-fin

>>33729918
>Frog-fin
Sure, might as well.

>>33730014
Jager did, but at the same time it was a request from him, so...who do you go with? The teen who asks you for a favor or the one who is actually sm-okay yeah it's a terrible idea to not listen to Jager, but people are rather psychotic like this...

>>33729918
>[] Frog-fin

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Time to find the funny frog. “Thanks Jager.” You say standing up. “Now to find the Sinful-Fins.”

“Ah, sure. We should hang out later.” Jager says as you leave to find she who has an ass born to make humanity.

You climb up the rope to Sin-Fin’s room and see her sitting on her bed. You say nothing as her dead eyes bore holes into you, opting instead to search through her outfits. You find countless adorable and amusing hats but pay no attention to them as you search for the one you need the most. You pull out the frog hat, walk over to her, and carefully put it on her head.

She stares at you the whole time unblinking. You adjust it just so and nod at your handiwork.

“You… left.” Sin-Fin notes. “I was left.”

“Had to go deal with some goons and due to a staggering amount of over confidence or a troubling lack of understanding I went solo. Had to deal with it. But aren’t you lovely?” You ask grabbing her and pulling her to the bed.

You carefully pet the funny fin and as you do so you make your next plans…

[] Go after moon guy
[] Continue petting Sin-Fin
[] Talk to Sin-Fin (About what?)
[] Go see someone else (Who?)
[] Other, please specify

>>33730408
>[] Go after moon guy

>>33730408
>[] Continue petting Sin-Fin
>[] Talk to Sin-Fin (About what?)
Izanami I guess. maybe she'll befriend her or maybe she can just help us kill her.

>>33730408
>[x] Continue petting Sin-Fin
>[x] Talk to Sin-Fin (About what?)
Well, there's still the moon thing to go kill if you wanna do that. Or I could try to make the laser in my pants open the portal to jap hell and we could talk to Izanami. Her husband was a dick, yours was a dick. Bonding!
There's absolutely no way this could backfire spectacularly.

>>33730408
>Continue petting Sin-Fin

Try talking about Izanami?

>>33730408
>troubling lack of understanding
It was the mystery box option. Not understanding it is the entire point.

>>33730488
Eh, we shouldn't really point out that we can go right now.

>>33730408
Now when talking about Izanami, we shouldn't assume Sin-Fin is going to like her, or draw any big parallels between them.

Like it could be that Izanami has a lot more in common with Lilith than Eve.

Just kind of test the waters.

>>33730408
Wait a second... Am I imagining things or does it sound like SF actually wanted to go do something and came to that decision in the few hours that we were gone? That sounds like progress to me!

>>33730614
We should ask her about that. Maybe compliment her on her decision-making?

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You continue petting the fin, her smooth cool body gently pressing into yours while you run your fingers through her black straight hair. It is a different sort of pleasant compared to Jager or Ryoko who seem eager to enjoy your company. She is like a particularly soft lizard, or a lovely sort of bird that just got done being abused and is still uncertain if you are going to love it or break its toes.

You accept the creepy parallel and continue carefully doting on the Fin. “So, I met Izanami in the land of dead Japan. She was this lass who got burned by fire babies out of her lady parts and died. Then her husband went to the land of the dead to get her but she was all ‘Oh noes, I be dead now’ and they had a fight. Interesting parallels.” You say.

“I… see.” Sin-Fin says as you continue petting her.

“So that’s where you would have gone. With me, on adventure.” You explain as she shifts slightly.

You start to vibrate a little in joy as Sin-Fin makes herself more comfortable under your petting. You have to be careful not to let it transmit through to her because that might spook her and she will hide on the shelf or in her Sin-Fin box. She has no Sin-Fin box. She needs a box.

“I want us to be… together more. I like it when you… are nice and not…mean.” She explains as you feel the straight hair brush in between your fingers.

Well this is a thing.

[] Continue petting the Fin
[] Go see someone else
[] Converse in some manner with her (Say what?)
[] Other, please specify

>>33730970
It's happening! It's finally happening!

>>33730970
>[] Continue petting the Fin
>[] Other, please specify
you wanna kill moon man with me?

>>33731059
>implying Mendel didn't already take the moon

>>33730970
>[] Continue petting the Fin
I'd chime in with the talking, but I have no idea what to say.
Maybe tell her we would like that too? Or something?

>>33730970

"So, has your Gir....Grl...Gfr... Werewolf lady friend asked you on a da...dt... fun times trip?"
Swallow the mean risa, Sin Fin is relatively happy and just made relationship breakthroughs...

>>33730970
Actually, a box might be a nice gift. Everybody likes boxes.

>>33730970
>[x] Full blown hug.
>[x] Celebrate the happening
Seriously. I've been waiting for this for the last few months. We need to bust out some fancy drinks with umbrellas in them even though it's probably not appropriate for the level of fancy.

>>33730970
"But whenever I go places with you you seem to get hurt until the mean me fuses with you. That can't be pleasant, regardless of how great I am."

>>33731252
Judging by the freakout in SS, I think that getting left behind causes her more distress than physical damage.

>>33731252

how did we manage to install an emergency Risa in Sin Fin anyhow?

>>33731414
I have no idea. In theory, she'd be able to do that with any of her shades, it's just that we've got the best regen?

>>33731414
higher S links?

>>33731414
She did it herself. She hallucinates memory clones of everyone she meets. Fairly recently, as a result of more memories or lessened restraints, she unlocked the ability to do specialized release forms based on those memory clones.

Risa's is just the most useful one probably. If the fight's hard enough to require a memory clone release thing, then she's probably gotten injured, which means she probably wants some bullshit regen of her own.

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You continue petting her and consider how slender and nice her neck is while you think about what to say. You curse the voices for giving you so few conversation topics but plow on ahead. “So has your girl-” She isn’t her girlfriend remember? Rejection? “Werewolf friend offered a happy fun time hang out idea?”

“Yes. She said she wanted to see me… dress up more. With festivals and… swimsuits.” She replies.

Very informative. You wrap your arms around her and pull her against you before nuzzling into the back of her neck. She glances back but them resumes looking forward calmly letting you do whatever you want. “So you wanna kill a moon man with me?” You ask.

“If you want… me to come. I do not like being left… behind.” She explains.

You feel her press into slightly more and you can’t help but vibrate in joy further as her sweet scent fills your nose.

[] Converse with her further (About what?)
[] Ask why your monologue is sort of quiet
[] Other, please specify

>>33731477

so, in theory she could have a Jager-Fin mode?
Or a GREAT-FIN mode?
Or a Loki-Fin mode...
Or a Sin Rider mode...

>>33731520
>[] Ask why your monologue is sort of quiet

what is he/she/it/them plotting

>>33731549
She has a theoretical Luci-Fin mode.

>>33731549
Who would Shiba Fin hit on?

>>33731520
>[x] Ask why your monologue is sort of quiet
Monologue waifus SF. They're probably too busy freaking out and decorating the skullspace to be saying stuff.

Or they're plotting something. This is not good.

>Monologue being quiet
OH FUCK. I'ts Loki. I know it's Loki. Or the pantslazer. Or it's Sin-Fin doing something. Or Monologue is invading Sin-Fin to brainwash her like it did to Jager to allow the bullshit to happen in the first place.

Oh god... This is bad. This is bad this is really bad.

>>33731520
"The voice in my head is being quiet, so I'm going to go have a panic attack>"

>>33731556

Theoretical God-Fin?
Plant-Fin?

>>33731597
Shiba?

>Funny things happening
>Decide to check SF's pastebin to see if changes.
>Her juice got upgraded
She's at 24* now. That's pretty darn good, really. Better than Risa has without the Reserve Tanks.

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“Sorry, have to ask something of, you know, my brain.” You say to Sin-Fin.

“I under…stand.” She and her ellipses. “I have ghosts… too.”

You look up and furrow your eyebrow as you slowly trace your fingertips over her skin tight jester’s outfit. “Monologue, why are you so bloody quiet? Here we are with Sin-Fin and running fingers yet you are not making a word.”

What? Oh, yeah. Sorry, I was just thinking about stuff. “Well what’s so bloody important you would ignore Sin-Fin? Look at her outfit! The Frog hat too!” You explain tracing along her flat stomach.

I was just thinking about, you know. Bears. “Bears?” You ask your vibrations slowing. Technically just singular. A bear. One with floating Mobius strips for arms, covered in cinnamon, and with stairs for legs. Maybe have boss cat in there as a familiar.

Your happy vibrations stop at once with cold terror gripping your whatever part gets the cold grip of terror in it. Uterus maybe. “That’s not a real thing right?” You ask. If I thought of it it is probably a real thing.

Sin-Fin glances back at you and while she is expressionless you project a twinge of disappointment in her gaze that you stopped. “Sorry, just had a moment there.” You say.

You imagine the bear charging you through the Time Vortex, furious with your existence. Snarling hated infinity at your hollow parts.

[] Go into a dark corner and just hide for a while
[] Go with Sin-Fin after the moon guy now. You may never sleep again
[] Demand comfort from the Fin
[] Other, please specify

>>33731860
>[] Go with Sin-Fin after the moon guy now. You may never sleep again

>>33731860
Monologue: Taking Cunting to New Heights.

Man, fuck that voice in our head. They're a dick.

>Everyone is terrified to vote because they want to go kill the moon, but they also don't want to risk upsetting the Fin.

Did I lose all my players? Should we call it?

>>33731860
Go with Sin-Fin after the moon guy now. Make sure to phrase it as a question.

I am suddenly wondering if Magical Girl Risa's Witch Barrier would be full of stairs, mobius strips, and bears.

>>33731860
>[x] Go with Sin-Fin after the moon guy now. You may never sleep again

Should we gather more of our party before venturing forth?

>>33732391
No. >>33732258 sums up how I feel perfectly.

>>33732414
Nah, let's make a "date" of it. Not romantic, just, you know, girl's night out with a friend.

>>33732391
I'm in a gridlock between wanting to go kill something, not wanting to endure another shittastic frustrationfest hunt that ends with us leaving / dealing with bullshit for 6 hours, and having no idea what to say to SF right now.

It's, like, I don't feel like I can in good conscience vote for anything right now.

>>33731860
>[] Go with Sin-Fin after the moon guy now. You may never sleep again
Monologue is an arse beyond all comprehension.
And not in the good way.

>>33732258
I want to go kill the moon, but I don't want to risk another great big disappointment. It's been hours since the thing got dumped on the n.peninsula, so I just know that Mendel is going to have already taken the thing and taunt us when we show up. And even if she isn't there, then we'll probably just get shitstomped by Tsukiwhatever.

I don't really care about upsetting Sinfin at this point, but I dunno what to say to her. I can barely tell what's going on with her half the time anyway. Just flip a coin for whether she wants to genocide us or play tumbletails.

So I guess >>33732537 is closer to me.

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You send up swears of indignation at your brain because you may never sleep again. Without Jager abs or Sin-Fin butt. “Oh yeah, with those I should be good with those. I said that, I always say that.” You explain.

“So Sin-Fin, would you like to come with me?” You ask. “I am going to go kill some god thingy and I would really enjoy your company.”

“Okay. Are you… okay?” Sin-Fin asks.

“Yes, just terrified.” You reply.

She glances back and forth. “Do you want me to… touch you?” She wonders.

Wait, what? Yes. Yes you bastard. “No, Monologue, she means like I just did. Petting and stuff.” Can I still say yes? “No, because you are a horrible person for scaring me.” You explain getting up. “So, shall we go out and have a fun time killing a god?”

You wander out to the shrine proper and…

[] Assemble a team to fight the moon guy
[] Just go with the Fin
[] Other, please specify

>>33732391
I was just picking up my wife at the train

>>33732729
>[] Assemble a team to fight the moon guy

Lets have Sin Fin pick!

>>33732391
The problem is that the longer people go without a win the less they want to do social stuff, due to a fear of falling behind. Like even if we were ahead of schedule, these latest failures seem like they would be pretty major setbacks.

On the other hand, because of how poorly the last fights have gone, and due to them understanding that you're writing a dynamic world that doesn't revolve around us, they're afraid of targeting the Moon because they see it as yet another imminent failure.

Also we've just made some solid progress with Sin-Fin and people don't want to ruin it.