>>33685365
>Meanwhile in the real world something terrible was happening

Hooray!

>>33685392
Was it Chet and Cosplay Lass getting it on?

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Pr: "Sparkle... It went off."

"What did?"

Pr: "The device I have set up to detect any breaches into our universe. It's gone off."

"Fuck, she's here!? Okay, give me the coordinates. Where is she?"

Pr: "According to my device... Everywhere."

....
Fuck.

Pr: "Not all at the same time but... Some of them are very close together. A few happening simultaneously. Sparkle, we did not plan for this."

"I know I know! Shit, just... When's the first one coming? Will it be more than one?"

Pr: "First one will be here in... Ten minutes. Just one. After that they'll start breaking through every half hour or so. There's at least 30 instances, maybe more."

Shit shit shit...
I... I don't know what to do. We didn't think it would happen like this.

>>33685365
PANIC

>>33685434
Set up 3-5 man squads to patrol each area, I guess? Make sure there's always at least 1 or 2 S-Classes on hand for backup.

>>33685434

Prepare recon and assault strike teams, coordinate with the villains.

Recon to assess threat levels of each incursion and direct the assault teams.

GO SPARKLE! WE BELIEVE IN YOU

>>33685507
No, that's the worst plan.

>>33685434
"Are the all from the same universe?"

>>33685434
Setup a giant fort, they'll never break through!

Rolled 100

>>33685434

Get me the coordinates of the first one, I'll take care of it and buy us some time.

Activate all our A-classes, we'll form them into squads led by our S-classes.

...And let the Villain association know. We're gonna need help on this. Theres way too many for us to handle it alone.

>>33685434
>Emerging every half hour

Like... Episodes?

>>33685434
Could be worse.

Numerous small incursions means you're dealing with a lot of small problems, instead of the single big problem.

You've already got infratructure in place to deal with these kinds of problems. Just add them to the Hero Tracking system as they occur.

>>33685434
Rena has sent an army of rena monsters.

Hopefully not ALL of them are rena. Though many of them may look like rena.

Assemble a moderate large strike team for portal alpha, and work out a rotating schedule for portal response until such time as the crisis is done.

Rolled 83

>>33685434
Go to the nearest pub and order a pint

>>33685434
Every half hour? That's fine. Just take care of each instance in enough time to get to the next one before it arrives. I bet almost all of them are just her servants, and the last one is her.

>>33685434

You could start out by altering the heroes as well as the Villain Association (if they don't know already).

>>33685434
Have teams of high class heroes around town to be able to respond to multiple threats, don't forget to keep a reserve force to help back up anyone that runs into trouble they can't handle

>>33685559
>that roll

>>33685619
Wouldn't that mean her plan is to wear us out then?

We might need to keep a small group in reserve.

make a giant wagon
put all the heroes on it.
make Caffo drag it around to each and every spot just before it vomits out a bad dude.

>>33685675
Said group would have to contain Rena, Bridgette, Ben, and any other heavy hitters we can spare.

>>33685740
Both Top S-Classes.

>>33685434
Organize the troops

Get the civs to the safety zones

Get a drink and a smoke

Are there any Heroes/Villains other than Bridgette who can summon or conjure minions? They might be valuable in creating a reserve force that can reinforce failing villain/hero groups. We'll need Bridgette to conserve her strength to control the alt-Monster Marauder if he arrives, and possibly any other big thing that alt-Rena sends through.

>>33685693
Caffo could also hand out "energy drinks".

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"Are the all from the same universe?"

Pr: "Of course, they're all from the same alternate universe. What's the plan?"

>>33685559
>>33685575
"I'm going to go to the first portal to buy us some time. I want Red Hammer to come with me. You make sure the entire A and S-Classes are set up into squads to deal with these portals. Make sure the Villains know as well, they're sworn to help us and we can't do this on our own. Also have D-B Classes get the civilians into the Disaster Bunkers."

Pr: "The what?"

"The place we put normal people when the entire city is in danger. Deep underground. Been there for decades."

Pr: "Huh, I didn't know we had one of those. Alright, I'll send the orders out now. Good luck, Sparkle."

"Thanks."

I'll need it.
====================================

>Sparkle and Red Hammer arrive at the first portal. A few A-Class decide to tag along but Sparkle warns them that if the two S-Class fall that they should retreat. There's no way they'll win.
>At exactly ten minutes a tear appears in the sky. It would be almost unnoticeable if not for the sky behind it looking just slightly off. A figure descends from it, draped in a cloak. They have red hair.

It's her... It doesn't look like she's noticed us just yet.

>>33685844
What if Sparkle Drank Caffo's blood?

Supercharged Vampire Sparkle!

>>33685888
SNEAK ATTACK!

>>33685888
>It doesn't look like she's noticed us just yet.
Don't assume.

>>33685888
Sneak Attack that bitch

>>33685888

Its a Trap.

Feint attack with a hollowed out blood construct so she expends her trap.

>>33685888
RENA DOPPEL 1 has arrived.

How do you want to take this one? Her plan is to hide the real rena in a sea of fake renas.

>>33685888
Hit her with everything you got.

>>33685888

Careful, it could be one of her golems. It might be that a large portion of her forces are golems so that she can confound any responders and mask her true arrival.

Rolled 22

>>33685888
Hammertime!

>>33685978
If that's the case, than she might be arriving in a much less obvious way.

One that doesn't register on Prince's radar.

Also, someone better be guarding that dream sword.

>>33685888
its a decoy

wheres jade?

>>33685888

Try a ranged attack or what this dude said: >>33685964

It might be rigged to explode or some other bad junk. Be ready to dodge an attack from another source or shield your allies.

>>33685888
>Pr: "Huh, I didn't know we had one of those.
Ominous

Anyway, if it's really her, this is a trap. If it's not her, it's still a trap. Alternate-Rena is as smart as normal Rena is oblivious. Proceed with caution.

>>33686080
shes does
fuck

>>33685888
Get the link severing sword. Honestly, this should have been Plan A. If yoy sever her connection to the old world, in theory, power gained from that universe's QBs should no longer work.

>>33685888
These are almost certainly a distraction, but they can't be let to go as they please either.

>>33686130
...alternately, just stab the ground and sever your world's connection to alt Rena's. She may eventually be able to break back through, but it would give you time to plan proper countermeasures.

>>33686130
I feel like this needs to be a non interactive cutscene

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>Magical Vampire Sparkle fires a missle blood construct at AltRena. It soars through the air but the moment it gets close to her the missile is sliced up and rendered useless.
>AltRena smiles at Sparkle.

AR: "There you are~" I was hoping they would have sent you. I wanted to talk."

I hate how she sounds just like Rena.

>Red Hammer clenches the massive weapon in his hands and whispers to Sparkle.

RH: "Don't trust her. Should kill her now."

"Hold on... What is it you want?"

AR: "Well... See, I don't really want to kill all of you. Just, like, most of the S-Class of both organizations. If you let me do that I should have what I need and I can just leave. That's, like, what, 30 people? Tops? A pretty good exchange. Then I swear I'll never ever bother you again. Super promise. What do you say?"

>>33685888
>Disaster Bunkers
It's good to be prepared, the other world probably has their own. You might want to prepare an evacuation plan in case the invaders decide to target them later in the invasion.

>>33686291
She's gonna kill all of the S-Class, Sparkle! You can't let her do that. No matter what she says, never trust your enemy.

>>33686291
man that's not even an offer.
And it'd be feeding the interdimensional warlord powers.

>>33686291

"Get Fucked"

>>33686291
Counter offer

You fuck off now, never come back and you get to keep your knees

Rolled 40

>>33686291
No way to trust her.
Try to bite her

>>33686291
I don't believe her, call everyone tell them you found her

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>>33686291
"Get Fucked."

>>33686291
She's lying, and even if she wasn't, she should know the answer already.

Attack!

>>33686291
"What do you want all that power for? There should be a way to get it without killing so many people, isn't there?"

>>33686291
We've got to call reinforcements in, I guess. Test to see if this is a real one with overwhelming force.

Also, ask her why she doesn't just fuck off to another universe

>>33686376
mgnq pls go

>>33686291
Need for what?

But okay, if she wants to kill most of the S-classes let's bring them all here. At the same time. If she wins against all of them then she gets to leave.

But uh, before you agree to anything, ask her what the other 30 intruders are. More copies of her?

>>33686291
Rena always keeps her promises, NegaRena thus never does. Take her down.

>>33686291
We already know she's lying; there are other incursions coming later. Either she's hoping that you'll gather all the heroes in one spot for her to kill, or she's trying to distract you to catch you off guard. Be alert.

>>33686418
Rena fucks up her promises and anything in 10 feet
Pretty sure that's a constant no matter what

>>33686291
Seriously. Swooooooord. Why is it heroic types NEVER use the ancient magical macguffin of ultimate power as a first resort? It's dumb. You're dumb, Sparkle. Cosplay Lass dumb.

>>33686291
“I don't hate you. I just want to kill you.”

>>33686500
>Why is it heroic types NEVER use the ancient magical macguffin of ultimate power as a first resort?
If they do, it invariably fails to kill the opponent or gets stolen before used.

>>33686291
"Yeah? Who?"

>>33686628
Good point, Important info.

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There's no way we could agree with that. It would just completely weaken our fighting forces and make her stronger.
Also I don't think anyone would actually go through with it, not even me. I have too much to live for.

"Get fucked."

>AltRena laughs and shakes her head. In the blink of an eye she rushes in to attack Sparkle. Red Hammer jumps in front of the attack and blocks it with his weapon. Two of the blades become embedded in the red handle of his hammer while the other two try and strike Sparkle. She brings up a blood shield to stop the attack.

"Don't let those hit you! If you do you're dead!"

RH: "Aye."

>>33686500
Well you should have told me sooner! I'm a bit tied up at the moment!

>The S-Class is struggling to hold back Rena's attack and cracks appear on the handle of his hammer.

AR: "Red Hammer, you should know I've already killed the other you. You weren't that much of a challenge there, what makes you think you can beat me now?"

1/2

>>33686722
Got a communicator, right? Get Caffo to use it. She moves too fast for Alt Rena, she's more or less invulnerable to physical attacks, and even if she can't swing a sword like a pro fencer, she has to be nimble since she moves so fast.

For now, just force Alt Rena's blood out of her body. Shock should kill her. Or concentrate it all in her brain and make her stroke out. Bloodbending, bitches!

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>>33686722
"He didn't have a magical vampire with him that time."

>With a wave of her hand a part of the blood shield breaks off and slams into AltRena, knocking the super villain back.

"Red Hammer, you remember that sword? The connection one? Grab it and bring it here. With Caffornicator. And tell her to bring some of her energy drinks."

RH: "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'll hold her back."

RH: "Do not die, comrade."

>Red Hammer leaves. Sparkle is alone as she faces off against AltRena. The redhead keeps smiling as those scythes twitch around her.

AR: "I actually didn't kill alternate you. But I'm sure you know that. She wanted to die, for a while. How is she doing now? Did the cancer finally kill her or what?"

Those four things are going to be a hassle.
Do I play defensively or try to attack?

Rolled 51

>>33686872
Attacking leaves you open to counterattack.
Your bloodshield works really well against her swords, DEFEND SPARKLE!

>>33686872
Try to make some blood shields that are paper thin, but extraordinarily sharp.

When she cuts through one because she wants to break your defenses, you collapse them in on themselves, cutting the sword lines.

Worth a shot.

>>33686872
"She found a new life."
Play defensively. You gotta buy time for reinforcements.

Ask what happened to caffo in her timeline.

...wait a minute, if she's the first one to arrive, then... Wanna bet the other blips on the radar are the heroes she chased out of her dome?

>>33686872
Full defense.

>>33686872
"We fixed her. She's healing now, and well on her way to being happy.

What do you want? What's your goal? This entire time you've never said what it is you ultimately want."

>>33686872
Defensively... but try to destroy the scythes. That should be bit of an inconvenience to her.

>>33686872
See >>33686839

Fight smart. She's a tank, and if you fight her like one it's her advantage. Defend/evade, fucking with her blood flow. Might not be strong enough to kill her, but it will fuck her up.

>>33686872
Use those A class to attack while you defend then

Buy time is all

>>33686872
Defense, you're trying to buy time here

>>33686872
[x] >>33686955
Play defensive.

>>33686955
No, she wants the powers of our top S-Class
the city in her world locked her out, she needs those powers to break back in

>>33686872
We fixed her, Rena saved her from being tortured

>>33686872
"You won't hurt her again."

Defend, but make her think you're attacking so she'll go on the defensive. Use some kind of long-ranged weapon, like a spear. She'll try to block it with her scythes, and you can wrap blood bands around them to keep them from moving.

>>33686872
>play defensively
Just need to buy some time.

Rolled 78

>>33686872
Distract her by talking about selfcest stories involving you and altsparkles

>>33686946
>>33686955
>>33687014
Don't tell her that. If she thinks the alternate Sparkle is still alive, she might go after her again.

Rolled 90

>>33686872

Get her monologuing. She's a villain now and arrogant as shit. She'll monologue if you lead her into it. Buy time.

Rolled 8

>>33686872
Defensive / evasive

>>33687083

Let's hope she's as fond of monologuing and gloating as much as Rena is as throwing rocks at monologuing villains.

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>>33687037
What.

>Sparkle stays quiet about Hex. She doesn't want the super villain to know that her alternate self is alive and happy. She won't let her know anything.
>Alternate Rena unleashes another flurry of attacks. The blood shield holds up strong against the blades. Even though they are capable of killing in one hit it appears they are still merely blades.
>Any attempts to manipulate the redhead's blood fails. It's as though there's nothing there.

>>33687083

"Why the fuck are you doing all this anyway? What's your goal?"

Villains can't resist talking about their goals.

AR: "Why? I thought I told you I need your powers. In my universe they sealed the city away from me completely so I just need to get stronger to break it down. You just happened to be the closest source of super powers around. Sorry."

"But why?"

>She continues hacking away at Sparkle's shield, chipping off pieces of it.

AR: "Really? You don't see? The whole system is fucked up. We fight each other to do what? Please the masses? Give them jobs? Don't you think that's a bit screwy? Everything about it is terrible. Do you know what happens when a Hero kills a sufficiently powerful Villain? They get a big fat paycheck and maybe even a promotion. How can you not think that it's terrible if a friend or lover dies and their killer gets rewarded? When I gain these powers I will-"

>>33686970
>>33686933
>Sparkle's shield explodes outwards, slicing off all of AltRena's scythes They drop to the ground harmlessly.

AR: "Huh... That's not good."

>>33687083
We could get her monologuing on what she did to alt-sparkle.

Just don't let any of it shock you, Sparkle. If she gets a surprise attack off on you, you're dead.

Rolled 41

>>33687219
Her main form of attack is down, go for the KILL!

>>33687219
Knock her out of the fucking sky

>>33687219
The hatches are open!

>>33687219
So she's a golem... Thing. Can you surround her in blood and use it to control her physical body?

>>33687219

She may have more tricks up her sleeve, be wary of over-extending. Also, remember that the Kitty-construct she sent here initially also had those death-blades; she's either immune to blood manipulation (likely) or this is one of her golems.

>>33687219
Tell her how your world is different. Murderous Heroes here are unpopular, and kept low rank- take AntiHero for instance. He was powerful, but was C-Rank because of his habit of killing villains for no reason. Our Villains are the ones that get to kill without consequence.

Of course, tell her this only as you strike at her with more blood blades. Just be careful, don't leave yourself open to her other tricks.

no blood means this is probably a remote controlled golem.

Rolled 66

>>33687219
>You'll what? Kill more people pointlessly for your own gain and amusement, changing nothing?

You're as bad as the people you claim you're fighting against. This isn't about the rights of anyone. This is for yourself.

What the fuck happened to you Rena?

Rolled 71

>>33687298
Ooh! Pump her insides full of your blood and control the AltRena

>>33687219
And in this world, Rena is on the way to making things relatively amicable between heroes and villains.

So basically Alternate Rena is fucking things up.

Rolled 25

>>33687219
Throw a bloodrock at her

>>33687355
I guess Alt-Rena is still Rena in the end.

Same goal, different method.

>>33687406
More like
>Same goal, still dense as a fucking rock

>>33687219
Well stop messing up our dome to do that!
Also you're getting rewarded with powers for killing our friends and lovers in your proposal.

That's just... not good.

>>33687355
Really, all that's left to do at this point is probably just replace the management and problem solved.

>>33687562
Or convince them to turn the heroes vs. villains thing into something more sports-like. Something akin to professional wrestling.

>>33687219
"And how does that relate to what you did to my other self?"

>>33687663
#SHOTSFIRED

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The system may be a bit broken but... That's no reason to do what she's doing. It can be fixed without murdering everyone.
She's right about one thing though. If I were to kill an S-Class Villain nothing bad would happen to me at all. I would be paid quite a bit, actually.
Still...

>>33687298

"Tell me something, what the fuck does any of your plans have to do with what you did to my alternate self."

AR: "..."

>The girl charges at Sparkle but the magical girl goes on the offensive and launches more blood at AltRena. It tears through her cloak and wraps itself around her body, locking her in place.

AR: "Trapping me won't work again. This thing is set to explode after a while if I'm caught in a situation where I can't move. You'll have to just destroy me now. Not that it matters anyway, I have at least 30 other golems at the ready. You're all done for."

>As Sparkle considers what to do with the trapped girl Red Hammer appears. He hands Sparkle the Sword of Connections. Once in her hands the familiar strands appear, connecting her to others.

AR: "What is that? You really think a little sword will kill me?"

"No, it probably won't."

I can't sever the connection to her and life. I mean, I could just stab her with it but that's it. Beyond that I haven't tested this thing out much...
What should I do?

>Suggest an action. Roll 1d20

Rolled 6

>>33687715
Sever her lesbianism.

Rolled 18

>>33687715
Trap rena in the golem

>>33687219
"And villains get paid when they go around killing innocent civilians. I can see what you're getting at, but not all of the villains are good at heart like Monster Maestro. Some of them are like you."

Rolled 1

>>33687715
Sever the connection between her and altRena

Rolled 19

>>33687715
Sever her existence from this reality

Rolled 5

>>33687715
Cut the line that you think doesn't connect with our universe's Rena.

>>33687715
She's got a BIG pile of purple flying off her. Is that love?

Anyway, our goal is to hack powers off and put them in jars. or just destroy the thing. Maybe track that love strand.

>>33687715
Cut the connection between Sparkle's thoughts and /tg/.

Rolled 10

>>33687715
Sever her powers.

Rolled 7

>>33687715
Cut the connection between her mind and her real body. Trap her in the golem.

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>>33687782

Rolled 14

>>33687715
Sever her connection to her ideals.
REJOICE.

Rolled 8

sever.. the ability to control the golems!

Rolled 4

>>33687715
Can you sever her connections to her golems, render them useless?

Rolled 4

>>33687715
Sever her from her memories of the hero and villain associations- the moment she joined them on.

>>33687715
Split her desire to protect people from a broken system, and whatever it is that makes her an evil torture freak.

Rolled 6

>>33687715
Can we try to use the connection between her and the golem to directly harm her?

Rolled 18

>>33687804
Seconding

>>33687715
Wow. That is a HUGE pink connection. Where's it lead? Does it lead to our Rena? Or Bridgette? If you can find any connections that lead back to her dimension, sever them. Try not to sever any connections relating to this dimension.

Whoever it leads to will probably be able... to... Wait a minute. She's using golems. Aren't golems technically monsters? If they're monsters, Bridgette can control them.

Rolled 7

>>33687715

This might work:

>>33687804

Rolled 6

>>33687715
Go Highlander on her ass

Rolled 20

>>33687715
Remove her connection to alt/tg/

Rolled 10

>>33687715
Destroy her memories

>Writing now.

>>33687715
Sever her hate
All of it

>>33687893
OH SHIT.

Rolled 16

>>33687878
Whoops I gotta roll.

>>33687893
Noice

Rolled 13

>>33687893
that's way too meta

>>33687893
Oh boy.

>>33687715
Cut away her powers of super-speed, time control and/or resurrection. Without those, she should be easier to handle.

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>>33687893
>alt Rena no longer gets advice from alt-Voices

FUCK YOU NIGGERS, HAHAHA

>>33687804
Or it could just take her mind out of the golem.

Rolled 5

>>33687982
We need to further it. Connect us directly to alt rena in alt/tg/'s place.

>>33687982
>Anon just killed a quest for an alternate /tg/

>>33688010
Good. alt-/tg/ has too many quests anyway.

Rolled 1

>>33687715
Sever the golem's connection to Alt Rena's will.

>>33687982

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

>>33687219
"That's because the system is run by rich sociopaths who want to distract the populace from the fact that, you know, THE WORLD IS DEAD.
You know what OUR Rena is doing? Taking the hate out of it. Punchclock heroes and villains putting on a show, with nobody being seriously hurt."

>>33687715
CUT OFF HER HATE!

>>33688030
No, alt-/tg/ USED to have too many quests. The board was all quests, but started drifting off into talking about tabletop games.

>>33687982
>removing what keeps her incompetent
we can only hope she severed our connection first somehow

Does Rena, Bridgette, and Sparkle know they're just a quest on /tg/? Or is that something only Jade Revolver knows?

What are the voices really if we're not literally a quest?

Rolled 7

Aw fuck, we should have cut off her boobs. That would have made her good again.

>>33688044
Well, her motives are currently an odd mix between social reform and lesbian rape. A schizophrenic outside influence seems surprisingly likely in retrospect.

>captcha: valued wordooke

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>Sparkle begins slashing at Alternate Rena with the sword. Her mind thinks of anything possible that she can cut away as she hacks at Rena. Nothing kills her outright and she can't even tell if the others are working. She tries to take away her emotions, her powers, her connection to her golems. She even tries forcing her into this single golem. Anything that can weaken her and let them live. She strikes her a dozen times before the blade suddenly stops cutting at her at all, becoming completely dull.

I think I got her...

>She hears a voice in her Morpher. It's Prince. He says that whatever she just did right now was good. All the other breaches in the universe suddenly vanished. It's just the one that she's at.

It worked...

>She looks at Alternate Rena. At first the girl seems confused as to why Sparkle keeps hitting her with such a crappy sword. Then her eyes go wide. They dart about as though looking for something...

AR: "The voices... They're gone... My golems... What... What did you do to me?"

"I took away your powers" Hopefully. "You're done."

>AltRena's breathing quickens and Sparkle can feel her trembling through her blood binding.

AR: "WHAT DID YOU DO!?"

>Dark tendrils burst out of AltRena, a familiar red eye attached to them. They skewer Red Hammer. Sparkle can feel something pierce her.

1/2

>>33688199
Yeah that sound like us all right just focused and no shipping wars to distract us

>>33688108
Alt-/tg/ was founded for quests but traditional games got forced there

Rolled 19

>>33688214
OH NO, OH NO, OH NO. SPARKLE PLEASE DON'T DIE, WE LOVE YOU.

>>33688226
More like it used to be for quests, but then slowly discussion about quest worldbuilding and mechanics took over.

It's still technically about quests, but they're meta-threads on systems.

>>33688214
We allowed her to use the golems?

What the hell are we?

>>33688214
Ummm...oops?

>Nega-Rena attacks
Yes, finally we can get this stupid arc done wi-
>we don't get to play as Rena
Nah, fuck you Larro, I'm out.

>>33688214
This doesn't look like "the dumbest reason".

>>33688275
No, Alt-Rena had the voices AND her powers stolen.

>>33688214
Send a distress signal immediately. Unknown monster appeared, with black tentacles and red eyes.

>>33688214
get bridgette to control this thing

>>33688214
I knew the sword was too broken to have no downsides, we've probably ripped a hole in the fabric of reality that was woven to seal this ancient horror for all the eternities or some shit.

>>33688214
oh dear.
You might be getting your monster powers harmed.

Also you cut off her "control monster powers" power.

>>33688214
BRIDGETTE! YOU'RE UP! SUMMON ALT-MONSTER!

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>>33688214

>>33688344
Well, that's not good.

sparkle! put some of your blood in hammer's mouth, vampires can live with brain piercings!

>>33688214
OY

We know what we must do

We must hijack the Altrena and end this

>>33688409
He's gone, Jim.

>>33688409
Dio pls go

Rolled 16

>>33688214
Fucking switch to real Rena already?

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>>33688268
I'm not dead goddammit...

>Sparkle is impaled on a wall, the dark tendrils having struck her stomach and heart. Her vampire powers are all that's keeping her alive.

Looks like she can still control The Monster. At least his alternate version.
Shit.

>Sparkle hears Prince again. He says help is on the way but he can't get in touch with Rider or Caffornicator. He has no idea where the two of them could be.
>Alternate Rena keeps screaming about her guides being gone or something.

>Sparkle hears someone running up to her.

R: "Sparkle!"

>Rena and Bridgette are on the scene.

>Choose a character:
>Rena
>Bridgette
>Other

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>>33688529
Rena

>>33688529
>Rena
OH GOD THE CHOICES

>>33688529
>>Rena
Back to the MC

>>33688529
>Rena

>>33688529
>Bridgette

>>33688529
>Other
This dimensions Monster.

>>33688529
>Bridgette

>>33688529
>Bridgette

>>33688529
Pssst.

Rena.

Alt Rena.

You're a cuuuuuuuuuunt.

But let's be Bridget.

>>33688529
>Rena

>>33688529
let's be rena.
And then get KOed immediately.

>>33688529
>Bridget
SHE'S GOT THE TOUCH
SHE'S GOT THE POWER
YEAH

>>33688529
>Bridgette
Control the altThe Monster out of altRena.
Or at least enough so Sparkle is released.

>>33688214
>Nobody mentions Red Hammer getting murdered.

Being Red Hammer is suffering.

>>33688529

>2014
>not being Rena

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>>33688529
>Bridgette

>>33688630
how murdered?
Rena should check on him

>>33688529
>Rena

Dis gonna be gud.

>>33688630
RIP

>>33688529
AltMonster!

>>33688529
rena.

I'd like for her to played during THIS forgodsake.

>>33688529
(Don't count this as a vote. I already voted.)

Rena's the best choice here. Bridgette's the important one, since she can stop the alternate Monster, but she doesn't need us to tell her that.

Plus, it won't work until after Evil Rena releases control. You can't control a monster that's already being controlled, remember?

I just remembered how shitty our Rena is at life without us guiding her.

Really must suck for Alt-Rena right now.

>>33688529
Rider.

>Writing.

>>33688529
>Rena

>>33688529
AltRena. She's panicking without voices, so we can ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL.

>>33688529
>Other
Alt Rena. Why did we not pick Alt Rena?!

>>33688688
It's probably better. The alt-voices were feeding her terrible advice, if you haven't noticed.

If only our Rena listened to our advice more.

>>33688720
I don't know. I think she's gotten more self-reliant lately.

Alt-Rena, on the other hand, seems to have gotten totally dependent on the voices advice.

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>>33688529
Bridgette

Time to assume direct control of altdaddy

>>33688720
>rena
>listen to /tg/ more

hahaha
no
that's a recipe for disaster and ruined lives

>>33688751
Alt-Rena was just plain nuts at that point
And prob killed anyone else we could go to for a breather driving us insane in the process
So just a really toxic relationship

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>You are now controlling Rena.

>Bridgette doesn't need directions. The girl knows how to handle herself. She transforms back into her normal self and immediately summons The Monster to her side. Just summoning the alternate version of him seems to make the girl sweat a bit as she has to fight against AltRena trying to control him as well.
>The tendrils leave Sparkle's body and she falls to the ground, still alive but too weak to actually help.

>AltRena summons The Monster Marauder's alternate self. The beast charges at the group but Bridgette responds by summoning the normal version of her brother. The two of them start to fight, each of their blows sending shockwaves through the air. A few buildings collapse but they're far enough away to not concern the group fighting.

>Rena looks and sees the S-Class Red Hammer is dead. Sparkle is badly wounded and Bridgette is struggling to keep one summon under her control and keep her brother from rampaging wildly.

>She looks at her alternate self.

She doesn't look like me at all.

AR: "Dead... I was going to spare you... Most of you... But now I'm going to fucking kill all of you."

>Alternate Rena reaches into her pocket.
>She pulls out a rock.

>>33688813
PULL OUT YOUR ROCK.

>>33688813
Rock Fight
Ask her how she got those boobs

>>33688813
boob punch
remember antihero?

>>33688813
Oh god
beg for mercy

>>33688813
"Holy shit, MOM? I thought you were dead!"

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>>33688813
TWO ROCKS

>>33688813
Hey. Rena. You know what the moon is?

Big.

Ass.

Rock.

Make it happen, sexy.

>>33688813
Well now that's just mean!

>>33688813
ROCK BEATS ROCK

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>>33688813
Rena, steal her rock

>>33688813
"Why? What's the point of fighting now? If you give up, we might be able to help you."

>>33688813
Poor Red Hammer...

>>33688813
"Why? Just because the spirit guides told you to?"

>>33688813
Rena vs Rena mirror match
Final Round
FIGHT!
We need a Hero Quest fighting game.

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>>33688813
Rena, when times are tough you have to remember what's important.

Rena, look at her. You're right, she doesn't look like you. She's bitter, murderous, and empty inside. She let herself become a vessel for the will of others and a human isn't meant to live as a vessel.

You got knocked down, but you got back up. Over and over. You trained yourself to be strong without powers. You might've listened to our advice, but you made the decisions. And, most importantly, you kept hold of your kind heart.

So, I'm not going to tell you how to beat her. She was once you, so you'd know better than anyone how to beat her.

So, all I'm gonna do is believe in you Rena.

Like I always have.

>>33688934
Yeah, for real.

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>>33688813
EXERT YOUR SUPERIOR ROCK-NESS

Make her rock explode. Or disintegrate or something.

>>33688813
Ask her was it worth it?!

>>33688934
gonna need say sorry to him for forgetting him in the battle then

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>>33688813
Dodge her rock.

Punch her face.

>>33688813
Meh, rocks aren't a very good gimmick anyway.

Rena, you've got the advantage here. Your suit boosts your speed, and you've got practice dodging. She left the Association early in her career, so her suit isn't as enhanced. Then again, she might still have some superpowers left. Keep on your toes.

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>>33688813
Cast Boulderfall

>>33688813
>"You...kill my friends once...you threaten my home once...ruin everything I hold dear once...in your world." *Pull out a rock*
"And now you're thinking you can get away with doing it again? To Sparkle? TO JADE? TO FUCKING BRIDGETTE?!"

We need murderous rage Rena right now. I...don't think anything else will win.

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>>33688813

Beat her senseless with a frozen lasagna.

Make her remember who she was.

>>33688948
are these super lame write outs all from the same guy?

>>33688813
Hit her rock WITH YOUR ROCK.

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>>33688813
YOU MUST FIGHT ROCK WITH ROCK!

>>33689004
God, thats cringeworthy.

>>33689010

Probably. There's been at least a few of them in the past sessions.

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>>33688813
RENA YOU GOTTA GET ANGRY

>>33688813
you know we're probably massively outlifted here.
Try your bluff skills. Like you did way back against that tentacle monster.

>>33689052
>seducing an insane superpowered rapist
I recommend against this.

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>>33688813
"Are you really the alternate me? We don't really look or act the same at all."

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>>33688813
>roll to seduce

>>33688813
If we want a cool one-liner it's
"You're just fanfiction."

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>>33688813
The moon is a rock. A big rock.

That must mean that the most effective attack right now would be to moon her.

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>>33688813
Challenger her to Mario Kart.

Its the only way to be sure of who's the better Rena

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>>33689064
Thats a great idea!
>Roll to seduce

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>>33688813
Counter every rock she throws, then subdue with your superior CQC skills

Rena, remember the basics of CQC

>>33689064
no, the OTHER tentacle monster.
The one we told we were only using 1% of our total power against.
The HUGE LIE.

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>>33689181

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"Are you really the alternate me? We don't really look or act the same at all. You know you don't have to fight anymore, right? We can just stop here. Maybe we can even help you."

AR: "FUCK YOU!"

>She throws her rock at Rena. The Hero responds by throwing her own rock. It's only by luck that the two manage to collide in mid air. It's clear that AltRena's rock throw is much strong as it completely obliterate's Rena's rock. Still the attack is stopped. Alternate Rena glares at her doppleganger and summons out even more monster, among them a massive Spine Ravager.

Well dang... I uh... I can't fight that. I'm not sure I can even fight her normally...

>As the monsters approach some of them are frozen in place. A few are lit on fire as Omen enters the scene. The massive Spine Ravager is impaled by an equally massive sword.

>Raindrops along with a few members of the S-Class appear.

"Raindrops... You're a magical girl? How?"

LPR: "Lyrical Princess. Different thing, technically. I used that book to do this."

"But wait... What did you give up?"

LPR: "Doesn't matter. I'm not gonna sit out this fight. Sparkle told us if the real one were to appear you were gonna be the one to take her down. You got this?"

"... Maybe."

Right now most of my ideas are seducing her or mario kart. I somehow feel that that won't work...

LPR: "We'll hold back whatever she's summoning, you take her down. Alright?"

"Uhm... Alright?"

LPR: "Let's go!"

...
Everyone has so much faith in me.
I think I'm going to have a panic attack.

>>33689233
Kiss her.

>>33689233
We believe in you, Rena. If strength won't work, you'll just have to use the power of friendship.

>>33689233
Get within a few feet of her and try to bait her into attacking, then leap away. If you do this, you may be able to figure out her attack patterns.

"Seriously, what are you trying to accomplish at this point? What's the benefit of killing anyone now?"

>>33689233
Use that final meteor attack, or at least ask Lyrical Princess to make you a magical girl as well so that you can kick some real ass.

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>>33689233
Take a deep breath and believe in everyone else. Have them keep Alt Rena's summons busy as you get closer.

Subdue her in hand to hand and try to figure out how she went this nuts. You know how you ignore us? Imagine if she decided to depend on us instead. Sparkle stopped that.

Take her down Rena. Break through those illusions of hers!

>>33689233
wait she killed queen

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>>33689233
Calm down and lick NegaRena

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>>33689233
Remember your own advice to Jade. I think it was something along the lines of keep dodging like a motherfucker. And throw more rocks at her because, really, that's all ya got.

>>33689233
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Challenge her to mario kart

>>33687219
>Hex
I can't get used to that name

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>>33689233
Beat her up.

Or Seduce her.

Whichever work. Both maybe?

>>33689233
Yeah I dont think you got this...
Now is a good time to panic....

>>33689315
She sac'd the trinket I think.

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>>33689233
remember she's you from another world
and two of the same thing can't exist in the same world

>>33689233
Pretend to faint. Then go for a leg sweep if she gets close.

Alternatively, use those smoke pellets you got way back when you were starting your career.

>>33689233
...Rena.

Sacrifice your friends memories of you for the quantum power. You can make new friends... Make the same friends again. You need the boost.

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>>33689233
The golden rock from the April 1st crossover. Please still have that. Or be able to summon it or something.

Use the golden rock.

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>>33689233
Beat her down. Physically and spiritually until she admits defeat, then make her take responsibilities for her actions and rehabilitate her into a good person.

What? It's what you (kinda) do.

>>33689315
She probably killed Queen's love for her.

Well
I supposed it had to come to this
Rena needs to evolve
To fight the new threat that is her own ROCK powers
She needs
to
use
PAPER

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>>33689233
Dammit, Rena, you got this! FUCK HER ROCKS, YOU HAVE THE GODDAMN METEOR. CHUCK DAT SHIT. IN FACT, CHUCK ALL THE GODDAMN METEORS. METEOR SWARM UP IN THIS BITCH.

>>33689233

Alt-Rena's plan has failed, and she's got nothing to lose at this point.

You either need to show her that there's still stuff to live for or to whittle down her resolve until she's unwilling to fight.

>>33689233
Wait what did raindrops sacrifice? Fuck!
>>33689233
Clumsily shoulder-check her if no other good ideas come up. Or we could use our GIANT METEOR button.

Or or, we could ask her nicely not to kill our friends.

>>33689233
You seduce her???
Get Bridgette on that

>>33689233
Oh my god Raindrops... she killed QotW to use the book. Queenie will resurrect but... wow. That's fucking HARDCORE.

Rena, don't give up. Keep in mind she has a different uniform than you! You're probably faster than her since you focused yours on speed. So use that speed against her! Throw rocks rapid-fire. Throw them so they bounce off shit- trick shots! You are REALLY GOOD at throwing rocks!

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It's going to end like this, isn't it?

>>33689348
>Sparkle

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>>33689233
That's because the two are one. You just haven't realized it yet rena.

>Seduce her while challenging her to Mario Kart.

>>33689424
did they ever touch?
I don't think so

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>>33689357
Do it.

>>33689408
>Have Bridgette seduce her

Fucking brilliant

>>33689233
"Would Bridgette want you to do this for her?"

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>>33689233
Actually? Don't listen to us.

Do what sounds right.

Alternate us made alternate her into... well, that.

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>>33689233
Slap her.

>>33689357
What? No.

>>33689233
Bridgette seduce her!

>>33689468
This.

It's very obvious that Bridgette being killed by a Hero that kills people without good reason caused her downward spiral. Not only that, but the Hero received no punishment for it, she was rewarded.

I think if you can get her to work through that subject you might be able to do something.

>>33689522
Well, we could point out that our version of Anti-Hero was kept in rank C due to his habit of killing villains for no reason. He was penalized for being murderous.

>>33689581
Oh, true! He was a low-rank BECAUSE he killed them!

>>33689581
her.
Anti-hero's a girl.
Also razoreye now.

>>33689581
her

>>33689600
>>33689581
It's better to leave Villains and Heroes alive because then you get more out of them. More fights, more friendship, more rivalries.

Better ratings.

>>33689233
Tell her she was right. But her methods are wrong.

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>>33689233
Wait. Why's she after the heroes and Nto the head honchos- BigBoss and whatever the villain guys are. They're the ones responsible.

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Alright, I got this.

>The hero moves in closer, ignoring all the destruction around her. She sees Bridgette looks like she's about to faint with all the energy she's using up in the fight.
>AltRena continues throwing rock after rock at Rena, the rest of her power being used to summon and maintain more monsters. Rena's superior speed allows her to dodge or counter most of the attacks. One grazes her shoulder and she feels the impact but her suit holds strong.
>AltRena has no real pattern in her attack, simply throwing wildly. She's also able to completely block any of Rena's own attacks.

I can't use the meteor right now, I'm worried she'll just blow it away and then I can't use it again...

>>33689395
Eh?

"Seriously, alternate me, stop it. What are you even trying to do at this point? You're not going to accomplish anything..."

AR: "Shut up! Shut the fuck up you fucking dense girl! I'm going to kill you, the Heroes, the Villains, everyone! Once I regain my powers I'm going to tear down this entire city, go back to mine, and th-"

>Rena hits her with two rocks.

That got her to stop.

>>33689641
Renas a idiot
Bridgette got ganked and if alttg is any like us
that set off burn the world mode

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>>33689691
Now hit her other boob

>>33689691
>Would you like to try again?

If she does she eats another rock. Repeat until she doesn't want to try anymore.

>>33689691
Now treat her to lasagna dinner made by Bridgette.

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>>33689691
Call her a noob

>>33689691
Gank her powers!!

>>33689691
Get to punching. She's focusing all her powers on the supers aiding you. All she has left is punch and rock, just like you. So punch faster, better.

>>33689691
...Well, so much for any further diplomacy, she's going to be too pissed to listen.

Um, tackle her and pin her arms, that should prevent her from summoning any more monsters long enough for your teammates to come to our aid.

>>33689691
"Don't you have anything better to do with your power than killing people? Would Bridgette want you to do this!?"

>>33689691
Now talk her down. Befriend her!

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>>33689691
Tackle her and systematically break down that while yes the system is flawed and the ones in charge are responsible, all she's done is indiscriminately murder people.

She's worse then all of the people she wants to kill.

And that she's the dense one- the thing she sacrficied? It was her own damn heart.

She's pitiful, Rena. But dangerous.

Be careful

>>33689691
Okay, good, we've got an opening. A frontal assault would leave us open to a counterattack. Get behind her and suplex her; she's taller than you, so she'll be more vulnerable to it.

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>>33689691
Rena.

Remember the basics of CQC

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>>33689395
>>33689691

Wait a minute.
This guy's onto something, now that I just thought of it.
What does paper do? Paper covers rock.
It counters the rock, makes it ineffectual. Turns it aside so it can do no harm.
Deflect all her shit, tire her out so she can't summon any more Monsters, and then stop her for good.

>>33689691
Hug her, and ask "How did it happen?"

>>33689691
Give her a hug and tell her that what happened to Bridgette was horrible, but it's no reason to kill anyone.

You're just perpetuating the problem, Alt-Rena. You're the Anti-Hero equivalent to Red Hammer's wife and children. You're the monster.

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>>33689691
Make sure she stays stop. Wrap her up in paper.

>>33689691
That won't fix anything, it'll just make you more alone

>>33689691
Just so you know, Rena, her motivation is anger at the Hero/Villain system. She doesn't like that heroes are rewarded for hurting or killing villains, even if they're relatively harmless like Bridgette.

"Dense? I know that the system is messed up! I've seen Heroes do bad things! But I don't just go around killing people! What good is all the pain and death you're causing going to do?"