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"Then get out," You finally let the snarl that you've been holding back out as you dismiss them. "Don't let this drunk, alcoholic bitch detain you."

The entire Heartcatch Squad freezes at this, their collective relief gone as they tense and straighten their backs once more in stunned fear - with one of them, Itsuki Myoundouin, tensing and straightening just a bit more. Her face completely pale underneath her bright yellow hair twisted into energetic twintails.

Hah. Well. You were expecting Erika to have said that particular jibe about you, but there you go. You'll have to take note of it.

They offer a united salute an awkward moment later, and you return it without so much as a glance towards them, your attention now focused on something more important than the fuckups of a newbie Eversor Squad: your breakfast. It's only as the last of them - Bob Cut herself - closes the door to your office behind her that you let out a sigh of your own, before shaking your head in frank distaste at what had to happen.

Eversors. Hormone-crazed nutjobs, every single one of them.
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>>33671926

...You'll have to talk to Kyuubey about doing something with the unsecured kitchen entrance, too. Geh, is this the life of a watch-wearing dildo? Finish one task, only to find two more sprouting up from the last one? It's like a fucking dildo hydra, and for one terrifying moment you imagine yourself being chained to your desk for days at a time, unable to pull free, as your mounting backlog of paperwork and tasks multiply with every batch you finish.

Is...is it ever going to get to that point? Is this the future you'll end up with? Just years upon years of being a watch-wearing dildo, never to see the light of day ever again?

Just as you feel the chill of a ghastly future rake its fingernails down your back, it's here that you chuckle and shake your head.

No, of course not. Never.

You'd eat your own gun first, with your Soul Gem firmly trapped between the gun barrel and the roof of your mouth.

Running around to fix the absolutely catastrophic fuckups of your past selves is going to be a fucking cakewalk compared to this skull-crushing monotony.

[1/2]
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>>33671934

You unlatch the plastic lids off of the packed breakfast that Midori had made for you. It's...not pancakes, but rather a typical Japanese rice and viand set, artfully and daintily arranged to create a picture. And it's...well, you and her, in the small, squat caricatures that anime and manga depict the protagonists in whenever it's time for comic relief. Holding hands and smiling in mid-step, while an omelette sun and vegetable flowers (with seaweed paper leaves) flourish around you.

...Wait. Wait a second. There's a third figure at the side of the little diorama scene, one with a frowning face hiding inside a fried salmon-skin trashcan. Someone with caramelized onion braids, and narrowed peppercorn eyes.

Wendy? Is that Wendy? Midori made your breakfast with a sneaky Wendy in it?

You fail to stop yourself from chuckling here, before shaking your head and snapping your chopsticks apart.

Hnh. You eally have to talk to her about what she did back in the meeting, earlier.

It's not like you didn't enjoy it, but...well. Doing that in front of Wendy, not just your ex but a representative of another organization, well--

+ She was simply drawing the line in the sand. Don't fault her for that, reward her boldness instead. + A cold voice pipes up as you chew.

+ I...I think it was a bit much, too, but it was really romantic as well... + A hesitant voice stutters as you shove the carrots, untouched, into one corner of your container.

+ ESTABLISHING. DOMINATION. IS. TOP. PRIORITY. + A rough voice growls as you clamp onto a particularly well-done piece of salmon and deposit it into your half-open mouth.

...Hnh. Well, at least you don't have to worry about the three stooges disapproving or anything. You shake your head at this, before continuing to eat in silence, all while throwing dirty glances at your remaining piles of paperwork. Hoping they'd disappear after every bite, and simply frowning when they fail to do so.

[2/3]
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>>33671943

Halfway through your lunch, the door to your quarters creaks open - and you blink to see a half-asleep Misaka pushing against the heavy wooden slab with one hand, the other clutching a pillow by the corner and dragging it behind her. "Big...Big Sister Murderface...?" She slurs your name here, rubbing her bleary eyes with a fist. "What are you doing in Warehouse...? Misaka did not know you were coming over, says...says Misaka..."

Before you can reply, she totters forward, both hands reaching out for you, leaving the pillow discarded and alone. You turn in your seat, your chair swiveling - and you manage to catch the sleep-addled weapons dealer just as she trips. Her frame predictably light, but also very warm.

"Waha, Big Sister Murderface, smells like blood and gunpowder, Misaka's favorite scent..." You hear Misaka take a deep sniff, her face buried in your stomach. "Smells like hoooome...!"

What do you do?

[]Tuck her back into bed. She obviously still needs to sleep.
[]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
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>>33671962
>[]Tuck her back into bed. She obviously still needs to sleep.
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>>33671962
>What do you do?
>[x]Headpats.
then
>[x]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
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The best time of the day has come!
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>>33671962
>[x]Tuck her back into bed. She obviously still needs to sleep.

So cute!
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It's been so long since I've followed MGNQ that I can't remember if Misaka is for lewd or not. This affects how I vote
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>>33671962
>[X]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
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>>33672026
Imouto's are not for lewds anon.
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>>33671962
>[]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
No need to coddle her.
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>>33671962
>[X]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
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>>33672026
>I can't remember if Misaka is for lewd or not
Imouto is not for lewd! Imouto is for cute!

This ain't OreImo, dammit.
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>>33671962
[x]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.

TIME FOR THE LOLI AUNT!
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>>33671962
>[x]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
>>33672041
>>33672054
Okay, thanks.
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>>33672040
Pretty much.
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>>33671962
>[X]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
Then we can tuck her back.
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>>33671962
>"Waha, Big Sister Murderface, smells like blood and gunpowder, Misaka's favorite scent..." You hear Misaka take a deep sniff, her face buried in your stomach. "Smells like hoooome...!"

Oh god she's just as mind-fucked as us is this bad?
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>>33672084
Why do you think they're such good friends in the first place Anon.
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>>33672026
Misaka is not for lewd! The same goes for Yuu.
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>>33671962
>[]Tuck her back into bed. She obviously still needs to sleep.

Let her sleep.

We still have some stuff to do.
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>>33672111
Yuu is for fisting
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>>33672084
If you really think about it, none of the characters here are what I call sane or well-adjusted.
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Rolled 12

>>33671962
>[]Tuck her back into bed. She obviously still needs to sleep.
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>>33671962
>[x]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.

Better have her awake now. Her sleep rythm might suffer otherwise.
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>>33672152
Kyouko is surprisingly okay.
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>[]Tuck her back into bed. She obviously still needs to sleep.
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>>33671962
[X]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
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>>33671962
>[X] Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.

We'd best pick her up and set her down in our lap, it's storytime.
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>>33671962
>Pet over her and give her a hug, say nothing.
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>>33671962
>[]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
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>>33671962
[X]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.

She will probably cry, a whole lot. FUCK!
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>>33672297
We can give her a nuclear bomb to make her feel better.
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>>33671962

Voting was over ten minutes ago.

Pardon the delay, and thank you for your participation! The next post is being written now!
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>>33672152
Mami is perfect example of well-adjusted sociopath.
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>>33672310
The Davy Crockett we... acquired? I say we keep it, might actually need it at some point.
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>>33672344
Giving a young child a nuclear weapon, no matter how prodigious, is not an intelligent decision.
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>>33672365

Don't you mean precocious?
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>>33672344
And then Mami steals it and defects to another Officio.
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>>33672404

Pancake Eeaaaateeeeeerrrr!!
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Rolled 10

>>33672432

Mami should try to make pancakes from around the world for chiaki.

Like okonomiyaki and roti prata.

I just wanna see the reactions.
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>>33672465

Since I've been collecting fanart to update the gallery, here's something for you

1/3
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>>33672465
>>33672481

2/3
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>>33672465
>>33672481
>>33672496

And the last one
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>>33672432
>that feel when whenever you read GO GO somewhere Galo Sengen automatically starts playing in your head
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>>33672528
fuck you
now you're going to make me do this
;_;
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>>33672481
>>33672496
>>33672513
That's pretty good, would read adventures of love-scientist Midori-chan.
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>>33672432
>Chiaki Smiling

But she doesn't smile.
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>>33672528
It's really catchy though... thouh... ouh... oh... go... go go go GALO SENGEN!
Damn it.
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>>33672569

She smiles in my heart
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>>33671943
>that breakfast
MIDOLIIIIN~
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Rolled 15

>>33672513

How...

How about pancake noodle tsukumen.

Noodles made of pancake, dipped in sauce before being eaten.
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>>33671943
>+ ESTABLISHING. DOMINATION. IS. TOP. PRIORITY. +
I agree. Why is she always the sound of wisdom?
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>>33672048
if Chiaki will not coodle Misaka, who will?
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>>33672620
;~;
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>>33672650
...but establishing domination - over Wendy - is exactly what MIdori was doing.

Surely Murderface approves?
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>>33671962
>[]Gently wake her up and explain what happened. Might as well do it now rather than later.
>[]Gently wake her up process should be as drawn out as possible. It is a perfect excuse away from paperwork for a while. "I was looking after Misaka."
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When do Chiaki and Sayaka fuck?
When do Chiaki and Midori and Wendy have a threesome
When does Wendy turn into a yandere
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In terms of mental stability:
1) Madoka
2) Kyouko
3) Homura
4) Mami
5) Sayaka
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>>33672569
>>33672620
>>33672679

Some more smiling Chi-chan
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>>33672000 >>33672038 >>33672048 >>33672049

Placing your chopsticks back onto your half-finished breakfast box, it's here that you carefully Misaka up into your arms and onto your lap - your young arms dealer sleepily giggling at this before burying her face once more into another part of you, this time your shoulder. ...Almost kind of like a cat, which is probably an accurate descriptor for kids, from your very limited experience of them.

You wonder briefly if you've ever behaved like this as a kid - and it takes you just as quickly to dismiss that possibility. By all rights, you were probably one of those annoying brats that cried and raged and screamed whenever she didn't get her way. The sort they use video footage of for condom commercials.

...Yeah, that sounds just like you, actually. You'd be surprised otherwise.

It's here that you begin the delicate process of waking her up - patting your arms dealer gently on the back as she begins to snore again. She stirs a moment later, an irritated grumbling noise rising from her throat, along with some irritated-sounding Russian. Swear words, by the sound of them.

"...Misaka? This is, er, Big...Sister Murderface," You murmur stiltingly, feeling...well, really awkward about calling yourself that. It doesn't really sound right. Or normal. "Do you know where we are right now?"

"Nnh?" Misaka relinquishes her grip on your costume to rub her eyes again, before peering at you. "Big...Big Sister Murderface? What are..." Her words stumble back into sleepy, slurring Russian again, in that half-drunken way that children sleep-talk. It takes her a few more paragraphs to loop back into Japanese. "...Misaka...Misaka and Big Sister Murderface are in...in Misaka's warehouse, right...? Big Sister Murderface came to...to visit?"

[1/2]
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>>33672703
Braids loses the Sayakabowl.
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>>33672741

A moment more, and she finally opens her eyes, squinting as she looks around at your office. "Wait...wait, this is not Misaka's Warehouse...! N-no scent of gunpowder, no Tiny Pete patrolling outside..." She whirls towards you, suddenly and completely awake, her round brown eyes wide and staring. "Did...did Big Sister Murderface finally become a criminal and kidnap Misaka, Misaka asks with alarm?!"

...What? You blink at her, before shaking your head. What? No, you just--her warehouse-

"Big Sister Murderface didn't hurt Tiny Pete, did you?! Because Tiny Pete really likes Big Sister Murderface! Tiny Pete always saying how it is such an honor to serve with Big Sister Murderface, have to shut down his vocal chip just to get sleep, and--" your arms dealer continues to excitedly bounce up and down, clearly eager to see you but also really hyper in the way kids just fresh out of bed tend to be.

"But really, if Big Sister Murderface wanted Misaka to stay with her, Big Sister Murderface only needed to ask! There was no need to kidnap Misaka, Misaka lectures with admonition--"

You clear your throat, before placing both of your hands on your arms dealer's narrow shoulders. Gently willing her to silence as you stare at her directly. Her eager, morning-fresh grin receding into a smile as she looks back at you expectantly.

...Geh. You didn't think it'd be this hard to break the news to her.

How do you tell Misaka what Oriko did to her warehouse?

[]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.
[]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
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>>33672753
>[X]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.

Tell her that Pete will get the best attention.
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>[]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.
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>>33672753
>[]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.

Be nice to the imouto!
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>>33672753
>[X]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.
Misaka's a big girl.
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>>33672753
>[x]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
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Rolled 7

>>33672753
>[]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
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>>33672753
>[X]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
Be sure to insist that everything will be fine.
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>>33672753
[X]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
[X]Make sure she knows Tiny Pete is going to be fine and is also a big hero!
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>>33672753

[X]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.

Why do I feel like something terrible is about to happen...
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>>33672753
>[x]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.

She turned Kirikas torso into a fine red mist and has been around crazy people and tech for a long time now. I think we can give her all the facts.
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>>33672753
>[X]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.
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>>33672753
>>[]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.
Big sister Murderface respects Misaka.
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>>33672753
>[]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
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>>33672725
no, no. Madoka is definately completely off her trolley by now, too.

The rest of them just make her look stable by comparison.
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>>33672753
>[X]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
She's not stupid and it would be disrespectful to treat her like she is.
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>>33672753
Don't tell her Pete's condition, tell her he was mostly fine. I fear she will just want to run out to Pete if we tell her how he is. Just tell her he fought really well to save her and had some minor injuries and she can look after him later.
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>>33672753
[]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.

I know we aren't doing Tiny Pete's flash back but can we also,

>[] Stop by the mechanicus division and check in on our MVP. Make sure they aren't poking him too hard when fixing him up.

Tiny Pete is our friend and hes in the ICU. He needs love too.
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>>33672828
This is a good point! We should take a quick visit to check on Tiny Pete. If he is conscious, we can then tell him that Misaka is just fine and thank him for being so awesome.
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>>33672753
[X] Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.

>>33672783
Regardless of what happens next, we'll be there for her.
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There is no point in not telling her about pete. She is also the one who can fix him up the best.
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>>33672753
[X]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.

Make sure to stress the fact that Pete is still functional and needs her now more than ever, and that we'll provide her with everything she needs to do it!
Also that her new doggy is here as well.
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>>33672753
>[x]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.
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>>33672753
>[x]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
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>>33672753
>[]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
Sigh.

Put her down,

[]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.

"Tiny Pete took down three fire golem monster things. He got a bit dinged up, but Kyubey has our best techs on him. Should we go see him?"
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Why are we being blunt to a kid? It's not like the other option to lie, it's just ease the story. This seems like an easy choice...
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>>33672753
[]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
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>>33672909
A kid who has killed someone, and knows what you use the robot for.

She's going to know eventually, so might as well tell her everything now.
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>>33672753
>[]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.
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>>33672753
>[]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.
She needs to know that Tiny Pete and Blade Wolf needs repairs, one way or another.
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>>33672753
>[]Do it bluntly. Give her all the facts. She's smarter than she looks, and she'll appreciate you talking to her like an adult.

>"Waha, Big Sister Murderface, smells like blood and gunpowder, Misaka's favorite scent..." You hear Misaka take a deep sniff, her face buried in your stomach. "Smells like hoooome...!"

Pretty sure she doesn't need to be babied in this particular type of thing. Though be sure to make it clear that Tiny Pete is okay. Also we should visit him with her afterwards, maybe explain the details on the walk down thee.
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>>33672909
I for one want to see her cry again.
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>>33672909
because (a) We're blunt and (b) if she's not going back to bed, she's going to want to know what's going on.

Oriko blew up her Warehouse.

No way of knowing what's in there. She might have some urgest business.
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>>33672753
>[x]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.

I think she could take being blunt though.
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>>33672753
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>>33672934
I don't think there's any way to tell someone that a cult of religious fanatics blew up their home that isn't going to be mentally scarring.
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>>33672931
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>>33672481
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>>33672970
israel
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>>33672753
>[]Do it carefully. Be honest, but...there's no need to tell her anything that might scar her for life. She's still a kid, after all.

Tell her Tiny Pete took out several MGs and Lava Golems. She'd like to hear that, we can mention the damage he took later.
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>>33672703
Never
Soon
She already is
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>>33672934
uhm... the alternative is going to tell her the warehouse was destroyed too. That is like the main part of what has happened, there is no way to tell the story without telling her that.
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>>33672955

Well, minus the gory horror parts, i think.
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>>33672931
I bet you bully sad girls.
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>>33672945
Which option won?
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>>33672956
Don't you enjoy Misaka's tears? Don't they get your dick hard?

If not, I pity you.
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>>33672990
Please. Misaka can have lovely dreams about Chiaki removing the kneecaps of the people who attacked.
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>>33672986
*Wendy shows up with a bad dye job, scarfing down McDoubles*

IS THIS THAT YOU WANTEd KONG-CHAN!? I CAN BE A FATTY CHAN FOR YOU?!
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>>33672991
Don't bring this up again...

There's only a 300 post limit, if you lot start shit posting again we'll 404 by 6 o'clock.

Yes, I know we've only just reached 100.
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>>33673018
Haha! Dan, get on it!
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>>33672991
I liked seeing Lori cry
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>>33673018
ohgodwhyamIlaughingsohard
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>>33672991
Sad girls, happy girls, bad girls good girls, all have their own unique bullying charm.
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>>33673003
Blunt, narrowly.
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>>33673018
My fucking sides. AHAHAHAHA
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>>33673047
In Soviet Russia, little girls bully you, anon.
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>>33673055
Sweet. I hope there are tears. And maybe even some screaming.
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>>33673018
I need this in my life!
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And not just in the Soviet Russia.
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>>33673043
>Lori
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>>33673043
>Lori
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>>33673105
>>33673112
>Lorifags still exist
I thought you went extinct.
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>>33673018
I don't like a yandere wendy =(
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>>33673105
Who?

No seriously, who? I've heard of an Iori, but no Lori.
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>>33673129
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Speaking of bullying... by show of hand, who would like to see Decu version?
Hat, you don't look, you're too pure for this.
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>>33673124
Then you don't like Wendy
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>>33673151

no. stahp
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>>33673129
but lori and Lori are the same thing anon. It is just capitalization.
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>>33673166
y
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>>33673151

Oh, I wanted to do one of those for Midori or Wendy. It's on my to-do list, actually.
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>>33673124
That's too bad. For you.
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>>33673018
Petition to rename Yandere Wendy as Wendy Scarf-down
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>>33673189
Yandere Wendy wearing nothing but the scarf.
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>>33673018
She can just be a fatty if she wants. She doesn't need to choke on burgers. She can also be a greeny without dye job.
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>>33673151
I want a decu version. I really want a decu version.
Unfortunately for accuracy's sake every response would have to be 'Hahaha'.
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>>33673202
Any Wendy wearing nothing but the scarf.
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>>33673209
What matter is the facial expression anyways.
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>>33673202
The scarf is actually a long paper-towel bib
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>>33673220
>in time.
I hate to break it to you but you're a bit late.
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>>33673176
You know which one of those I'd like to see? Telling Kumatora that she isn't your kouhai.
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>Chiaki is purple
>Midori is green
SO WHEN DO THEY BLAZE IT
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>>33673220
You're about twenty minutes late to vote, pal.
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>>33673215
I think there is a pic of that.
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>>33673227
Yep, i noticed, forgot to refresh...
Well, i got here soon enough to see the thread before it's archived, so that's it.
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>>33673222
Smiling glasses bunny saying hahaha in every box.
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>>33673222
>tearful full-on denial "Hahaha!"
I shouldn't want this but I do.
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>>33672765 >>33672770 >>33672783

You let out a sigh, before putting her back down onto the floor, letting her stand. She blinks up at you, tilting her head to the side, still smiling but now curious as to what you're about to say. As if expecting you to...well, you don't know, but probably something a damn sight better than telling her just what Oriko did to her warehouse.

You take a deep breath, and it's here that you do tell her what happened. As blunt as you could put it, without any codewords or cushioning or anything - exactly how you'd like bad news to be delivered to you personally.

Misaka has, after all, proven herself wiser beyond her years multiple times in the past, not even counting the times you half-remember - and you know she's smart enough that her IQ probably goes into the triple digits, the ones with a 2 in front of them.

She's a kid, sure enough - but even you know that she'd appreciate you not treating her like one.

Misaka takes the news...well, better than anyone hearing about how their house and life possessions have been blown up, so to speak. While her eyes welled up with tears when you told her how her warehouse was attacked by rogue Magical Girls, she also flushed with spiteful pride as you recounted how Tiny Pete fought off not only just those rogue MGs, but also three lava golems taller than he was. On his own.

As you begin to get into how you took down a Callidus skulking inside her warehouse, it's here that Misaka raises a hand to stop you in your storytime tracks. Her shoulders trembling, she looks back up at you with eyes glistening wet with tears - but her expression is one of determination rather than anguish.

"Misaka needs to fix Tiny Pete," she says, her voice just as tremulous as the rest of her, but no less firm. Brooking no argument. "Big Sister Murderface, please take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Only Misaka knows how to repair Tiny Pete, a-and...somebody else might get it wrong!"

[1/2]
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>>33673321

It seems that your arms dealer wants you to take her to where Tiny Pete is being repaired. Which means leaving the rest of your paperwork undone.

What do you do?

[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
[]Tell her to wait for you to finish your paperwork first. You won't take long. You'll take her to Tiny Pete directly afterward, you promise.
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>>33673330

>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
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>>33673330
>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
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>>33673330
>[x]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
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>>33673330
>[x]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
You can always do the paperwork later
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>>33673330
>>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
Haha, fuck paperwork!
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>>33673330
>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
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>>33673330

[x]other
Summon Kumatora, have her bring Misaka to Tiny Pete
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>>33673330
>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
Of course.

If Pete is capable of relief, then he too will likely be relieved to see Misaka.

Paperwork. Paperwork never changes. We've dealt with the most important stuff already.
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>>33673330
>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.

The paperwork isn't going anywhere. Unfortunately.
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>>33673330
>[x]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.

That other option is there just for show. It's a non-option.
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>>33673330
>[X]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
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>>33673330
>[x]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.

She did make him operational in the first place. It'd be kinda stupid to NOT get her involved in the repairs.
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>>33673330
>[X] Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.

Haha, fuck paperwork.
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[X]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.

Everyone in the world knows just how slow does somebody handle paperwork, especially somebody like Chiaki
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>>33673330
>[X]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
It would take long.
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>>33673330
>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
Yes!
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>>33673330
Just start writing up, Decu. The answer was obvious here.
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>>33673330
[x]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
The faster we get Misaka to Tiny Pete, the sooner he'll be operational again.
And we can just work through lunch to catch up on our paperwork.

We're not running away from the Paperwork! We're just...just prioritizing!
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>>33673330
>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
Actually, call Mami and tell her you can not attend to remaining paperwork because you are looking after Misaka.
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>>33673330
>[X]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
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>>33673330
>[]Tell her to wait for you to finish your paperwork first. You won't take long. You'll take her to Tiny Pete directly afterward, you promise.

>If she can't wait I can get Kyouko or Mami to take you to him.
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>>33673330
I'm thinking it may be time to use the code word and upgrade Tinypete into Biggerpete but still tiny drednaught mode.
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>>33673383
We may need to call Mami anyway.

Where the heck did she put Tiny Pete?
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>>33673330
[X]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
[X]Maybe inform Mami about this?
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>[X]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.

We can be watch wearing dildo later
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>>33673355
seconding >>33673330
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>>33673330
>[X]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
Misaka>Paperwork any and everyday ever.
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>>33673151
Can you write a Decu one? Where she only says Hahaha?
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>>33673401
>use the code word and upgrade Tinypete into Biggerpete
The activation password simply makes him wearable by taking control from the Tiny Pete AI.
It doesn't upgrade anything.
This is a misconception that never should have existed.
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>>33673401
How big are we talking?
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>>33673438
I took out the words. But I can't reproduce your writing. =(
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>>33673445
>wearable by taking control from the Tiny Pete AI.
It doesn't upgrade anything.
Yes I know that. This is the perfect time to do that and move the Pete AI into a dreadnaught frame.
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>>33673151
Yes please.
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>>33673445
Not exactly. Deculture said it actually allows a link between a soulgem and Tiny Pete. So its not so much that we "wear" Tiny Pete like a combat suit, but rather that Tiny Pete actually becomes our body (sort of), with our soulgem powering it.

The benefits of that could be great (especially if we can still use golden weapons like the gauntlets), so we should perhaps mention that and start working towards that.
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inb4 pete's core is actually a golden thing and misaka is the ultimate boss
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>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We will make him better than he was. Cuter, Magical, More Punchy.
He is...The 6 Million Waifu Mech
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>>33673507
Impossible. We are the ultimate boss.
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>>33673535
Misaka's the Secret Super EX Ultimate Final Boss.
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>>33673330
>[X]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.

While our paperwork is an important task, I daresay fostering friendship and communication between the office of the Warmaster and one of our department heads is of even greater priority.
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>>33673105
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>>33673330
>[x]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
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>>33673535
no, we're the faux-final boss.
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>>33673570
Nya Nya~
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>>33673438
But Decu is now huge. There would be at least on situation that results in Decu SMASH!
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>>33673640

Nya Nya~
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>>33673684
Nihao Nya~
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>>33673702
NOPE.
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>>33673702

Gorgeous~
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Does this mean Misaka is going on a foreign exchange trip to learn the best from the best?

Incidentally, this keeps her well away from any trouble regarding the Clara Dolls or Pinky.
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>>33673640
>>33673684
>>33673702

its legs pics now, if my thread ediquette is correct.
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>>33673713
Beautiful
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>>33673725

This is a neco summoning ritual
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>>33673731

NECO nyan~
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>>33673742
I was under the impression that leg pics were used to summon Decu.

Fuck it, speak the words and post the pics just to be sure.

Sadly, I have no leg pics.
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>>33673234
Erryday
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>>33673330
>[]Take Misaka to Tiny Pete. Your paperwork will still be there when you get back.
Any excuse is a good excuse
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>>33673234
>Homura means "blaze"

So those aren't cigarettes she smokes.
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>>33673817
There's always one.

Voting over 20 minutes ago.
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Reminder that Mami a shit.
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>>33673847

Lets see how fifty shades of yellow pans out
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>>33673460
These are making me feel things that I never thought I'd feel.
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nsfw
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>>33673886
Thaaaaats a nipples
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>>33673876
10$ says Mami is schtupping the boss
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>>33673847
We already knew that Mami is a hypocrite.

Problem is that someone has to spell it out to Chiaki(and maybe Sayaka and Misaka) with big, yellow neon lights drizzled with maple syrup.

Although going by the movies, Braids and Dildoes might be surprisingly distrustful of Mami.
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>>33673973
Wonder why neither of them pointed out how hypocritical Mami was being.
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>>33673990
Probably because the are aware of how pissed Chiaki would be. The only way she would accept being told that Mami is a bitch is from Mami herself.
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>>33673990
Because they know how deep the brainwashing goes, and are afraid of being rejected.

Or they just aren't canon Moemura and Homura
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>>33674031
>Or they just aren't canon Moemura and Homura
That's not likely to be it Dildo's has already shown that she is aware of the short comings of the rest of the main cast and holds them in low regard. There's no reason for Mami to be any different. Especially considering how much Mami fucks everything up for Homura.
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>>33674023
They could still start trying to subtly point things out without doing anything that would outright piss Chiaki off.

Dildoes for example has already shown a skill at diplomacy. Its not a choice between doing nothing, and saying "MAMI IS A TRAITOR!!".

Pointing out this particular hypocrisy without outright condemning Mami would have been a chink in the brainwashing, without fully attacking Mami.
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>>33674079
It's possible but you need to remember that Chiaki's response to being betrayed by Mami at the beginning of the quest was to apologize to her.
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>>33674107
All the more reason to start slowly and subtly undoing the brainwashing.
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>>33674118
Oh of course. The amount of control Mami has over Chiaki is going to get people killed at some point.
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Tomoe Mami... She's the worst kind of evil. The kind of evil that doesn't know it is evil.
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>>33674170
Well the path to hell is paved in good intentions.
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>>33674170
She's also the best kind of evil, the sexy kind that will make you feel good as it corrupts you
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>>33674181
I came back from hell! Don't you dare cry for me!
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>>33674181
The path to hell is paved with breast intentions
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>>33674197
INCUBATOR SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WOOOOORLD
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If he is conscious, lets not forget to thank him.
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>>33673451
Riptide big. For starters.
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>>33674196
evil homu > evil mami
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>>33674255
Evil homu>Evil everything else.
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>>33673338 >>33673346 >>33673347 >>33673349

You glance at the still-undone paperwork on your desk, then at your arms dealer - before nodding. ...Yeah, sure. You'll take Misaka to where Tiny Pete's being fixed. It's the least you could do, really.

"E-eh? Really?" Misaka's eyes grow wide in disbelief, as if she'd been expecting you to refuse. "B-but, ah, Misaka sees that Big Sister Murderface has paperwork to do, still?" She gestures towards your paperwork-laden desk with one arm. "Um, maybe Misaka can just go find Tiny Pete on her own? Misaka...Misaka doesn't want to disturb Big Sister Murderface when she's working..."

Even if you're not someone particularly given to smiling, your facial features nonetheless pull themselves into an approximation of a genuine one, completely on their own accord - and it's here that you pat her on the head with a hand. No, you tell her. You'll take her there yourself. You don't mind, and your work'll still be here when you get back after.

Misaka cheers at this, loud and happy, and throws her arms around you again, hugging you around your waist. "Yay! Big Sister Murderface is the best!"

...Hah. Well, at least someone thinks so.

You don't leave right away, of course. Misaka had just woken up, after all, and you're not just going to let your arms dealer go carousing about in your headquarters without having breakfast. So only after cajoling her into finishing the rest of Midori's packed breakfast with you - pleading with her for every bite she grudgingly took - you finally leave your Office for Tiny Pete, which you've been told is being repaired in one of the basement floors, specifically the one where they take care of this kind of thing.

[1/2]
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>>33674452

Walking side-by-side along the corridors with Misaka, your arms dealer cheerfully holding your hand, you couldn't help but notice the staff (and quite a few Magical Girls) smiling and giggling as the both of you walk past. You try to ignore this, though. It's probably the fucking hat again. Or maybe it's the greatcoat? You're not sure.

"Misaka had a really good dream earlier, Misaka announces," Your arms dealer suddenly pipes up, still all smiles, all traces of her being teary-eyed from earlier all but gone. "Misaka dreamt Big Sister Murderface took Misaka to the amusement park! Ahaha, it was really fun!"

...Ah. That dream Wendy gave her. Well, it sounds like it certainly helped. You'll have to thank her personally for that--

"But it got a bit weird at some places, though..." Misaka frowns here, before looking up at you. "Big Sister Murderface wouldn't stop touching pigtail girl's butt! Even after Misaka told Big Sister Murderface to behave!" She tugs at your hand, before squeezing your fingers as if to try and inflict pain. "Please listen to Misaka more, Big Sister Murderface! Do not touch butts like that!"

Hah, what.

How do you respond?

[]Solemnly promise not to touch any more butts when Misaka's around. Warmaster's honor.
[]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
[]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
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>>33674471
[X]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
[X]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
[X]Solemnly promise not to touch any more butts when Misaka's around. Warmaster's honor.
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>>33674471
>[]Slap the butt of the next girl you see
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>>33674471
>[X]Solemnly promise not to touch any more butts when Misaka's around. Warmaster's honor.
>[X]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
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>>33674471
[x]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
Deflect, because not touching the butts is not a world Chiaki wants to live in.
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>>33674471
>[X]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
As a side note I'm extremely disappointed that this quest hasn't had a beach episode yet.
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>>33674471
>Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
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>>33674471
>[x]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?

Another promise to break.
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>>33674471
[X]Solemnly promise not to touch any more butts when Misaka's around. Warmaster's honor.
[X]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
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>>33674471
[]Sorry, but I can't stop touching butts.
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>>33674471
>[X]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
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>>33674471
>[x]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
This is not a promise we can keep.

DEFLECTION.

>>33674489
And this.
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>>33674471
>[x]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?

No way are we going to promise not to touch butts.
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>>33674471
[x]Solemnly promise not to touch any more butts when Misaka's around. Warmaster's honor.

>[]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
Yeah nah, we are currently busy enough as it is with trying to handle our past, the golden weapons, the Oriko-Thing, our Relationship with Midori and Wendy..

So lets not.
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>>33674471
>[]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?

Cant ask Chiaki to not touch butts
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>>33674471
[X] Solemnly promise not to touch any more butts when Misaka's around. Warmaster's honor.
[X] Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took you took her to one for real?

Last thing we need is to take Misaka to the park with her being paranoid about Chiaki touching random strangers' butts.
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>>33674517
BUT THEN WE GET TO SEE ERRYONE FREAK OUT ON ROLLERCOASTERS
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>>33674471
>[x]Ask why Misaka thinks consensual butt-touching is bad.
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>>33674471
>[X]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?

What did Wendy tell you?
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>>33674517
I would presume the amusement park visit would happen AFTER Oriko has been dealt with.

I doubt Chiaki is going to let Misaka out of the officio until Oriko is either unAhrimanned or dead out of fear of another attack.
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>>33674471
>[X]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
>[X]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?

made it in time to participate on the thread!
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>>33674471
>Then how should I touch butts?
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>>33674515
>>33674510
>>33674503
>>33674501
>>33674499
>>33674495
>>33674494
>>33674493
>>33674486

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU VOTE FOR THIS!? THIS IS ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE IN THE MAKING, FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE, THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE.

Dont we have currently more than enough on our plate to deal with?
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>>33674471
>[]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
No more broken promises! We all know Chiaki cannot resist the lure of the butt.
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>>33674471
[X]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
[x]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
>take Pete and Bladewolf
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>>33674471
>[X]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
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>>33674471

This >>33674489 adding in explaining to Misaka the beauty of butts.
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>>33674554
>kill Transcendent One
>go to park with Misaka and our wife Madoka
>visit Midori and Wendy's graves
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>>33674554
Imoutos man, you just want to spoil them.
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>>33674582
Rank SS ending.
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>>33674554
1)The first promise about butts only applies while Misaka is present.

2)We are simply asking if Misaka would like that, we are NOT promising to take Misaka to an amusement park tomorrow.
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>>33674582
Here lies Wendy Scarf-down
She died choking on a McNugget
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>>33674471
>[x]Solemnly promise not to touch any more butts when Misaka's around. Warmaster's honor.
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>>33674599
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>>33674471
>[x] I will NEVER stop touching Wendy's butt. EVER.
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>>33674471
>[X]Solemnly promise not to touch any more butts when Misaka's around. Warmaster's honor.
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>>33674599
>Wendy
>choking

While a bitch that slutty has no gag reflex anymore, it'd take more than a chicken nugget to jam up a throat that experienced.
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>>33674471
>"I can't not touch butts. Like the drinking and the smoking, it's a part of me."
>"I might be able to do it less."
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>>33674647
Well it was a moist nugget
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>>33674471
>[]I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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>>33674471
>[]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
>[]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
We cannot promise something we cannot do.
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>>33674669
Pretty sure tubby could swallow that no problem.
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>[]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?

We're not breaking another promise. Asking us to touch less butts is stretching it, even.
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>>33674683
Mein Neger.
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>>33674471
>[X]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?

I don't like lying.
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>>33674471
>[]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
>[]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?

Chiaki hasn't touched many butts lately. Tht's sad.
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>>33674647
I don't care how much dick you suck, when you try and deep throat a 20 piece, that much meat is just going to stick
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>>33674471
>[]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
>[]Ask about the amusement park instead. Would Misaka like it if you took her to one for real?
>[]Gotta touch butts can't stop me now
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>>33674696
no no, it was a moist nugget.
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>>33673321
>and you know she's smart enough that her IQ probably goes into the triple digits, the ones with a 2 in front of them.
B-but, Decu, the IQ system stops being accurate past the hundred-and-fifties!
And it's iffy past the hundred-thirties!
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>>33674471
>[]Did pigtail girl have a name? Was she nice to you?
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>>33674748
He knows, but Chiaki doesn't.
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>>33674728
Yeah, I know. she's really experienced at swallowing long hard objects.
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>>33674806
The hat doesn't help either.
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>>33674708
Wendy is an expert at swallowing meat. I mean have you seen the sausage pics?
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>>33674471
>can't promise to stop touching butts around imouto
I can't tell if Chiaki or pic related is worse big sister type at this point.
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>>33674834

Thanks, I've been trying to post the banner for the past five minutes and kept getting just plain ridiculous captcha.

It was distressing
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>>33674834
It's Wendy, It's always Wendy. The only thing Wendy is the best at is Being the Worst.
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>>33674883
You, anon.
I like you.
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>>33674883
But that's what chiaki is best at
Surely you cant have two people who are best at being worst?
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>>33674955
It's true Wendy is so bad that she can even be shit without fucking it up. I doubt she could kill herself without messing it up.
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>>33674834
We haven't slept with imotou yet. We are still better big sister.
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>>33674883
>Being the Worst
>Wendy
>Not Mordred
Okay anon
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>>33674985
There are some who would debate that...
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Couple of thoughts.

First, Misaka needs new accomodations Even if her warehous is partially standing, it's ben clearly been compromised. We need to get her a place, ASAp. As for now, we should get her a key to our office, and let her use this bedroom here. As much as I want to take her home, I think she'd prefer to stay here so shcan work on Tiny Pete. It should be mostly sanitized of Kharn, so this room should be ok.
Speaking of whom, we should really call her and Souji, and let them know about this thing with Misaka. Also, we can tell Kharn that we found the giant golden stick that used to be up Ahriman's ass, and see if she remembers any details about it. Also, we need to see if her box of panties has arrived
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>>33674985
>slept with imouto
who is the imouto in question and when did this happen
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>>33674806
very good
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>>33675012
yes, we should do this
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>>33675012
Oh, and also scar her with how much "dildo"-ification we've gone under.
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>>33675012
I concur!
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>>33675073
Yup.
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We need to assemble more Petes. Mikasa should be able to construct an STC of him with a wish.
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>>33675012

Isn't there a whole series of high ranking rooms like right across the hall from our office that is reserved for our aids and other VIPs that might not have time to go home for sleep?
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>>33675012
This makes sense.
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>>33675130
>contracting imouto
>ever
You are the worst big sister
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>>33675130
Not an option anyway. I believe QB has a deal with Souji where he works for him in return for Misaka never making a contract.
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>>33674550

You shake your head here. Well, you're...you're not going to deny that there have been some ass-grabbing related incidents in the past that you were involved in, but in your defense, they were...well, you weren't yourself during those times. Yes. Temporary ass insanity, that kind of thing. Any court would acquit you, even if apparently your own dream version wouldn't even take a fucking break on it.

You manage another smile down at Misaka - one that hopefully wouldn't scare her for how unnaturally it feels on your face - before asking her about the 'pigtail girl'. Namely, did she have a name? What was she like? Was she nice to Misaka at all?

"Yepperoni, Misaka confirms in a trendy way!" Your arms dealer grins up at you. "Pigtail Girl was really nice! Ah, she didn't really give a name, she just said she was a friend of Big Sister Murderface! She had, uh..." She points towards her chest. "Checkers...? Like in chess, just one strip here! A-and she gives really soft hugs, Misaka remembers!"

Really soft hugs, huh...?

"Mm! Really soft and warm! But, Big Sister Murderface always interrupted her by touching her butt! It got to a point that Pigtail Girl got mad, but instead of hitting Big Sister Murderface she just looked really sad all of a sudden." She looks up at you, giving your hand a squeeze. "And then, and then, she told Misaka that she'll be back to get snacks, while Big Sister Murderface and Misaka go to the roller coaster!"

Ah. Must be when she finally got up to take Misaka out of the burning warehouse, then.

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>>33674985
Nothing lewd happened during the sleepover. Nothing lewd ever happened between Wendy and Eleanor.
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>>33675161
Contracts trump deals.
Besides, what if there was an...accident
Time is of the essence
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>>33675015
From dreamygrrl:
>I was just hitting on anything and everything now, pretending like it meant something. Fuck’s sake, I woke up next to Nakajima. That was like…fucking your little sister.

Okay, I might have misread that at first glance just a little bit. Amber isn't much of an imouto.
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>>33675208
Amber is like Wendy's age and possibly crazy as balls, if she's an imouto to ANYONE I'm scared.

maybe Emma-neesan
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>>33675180

Your arms dealer goes on to elaborate on what happened in the rest of her dream, even as the both of you squeeze into a particularly crowded elevator for the basement level - and you hear how your dream self seemed diligent enough at least to take her to every ride she could, while being the perfect Big Sister. You couldn't help but feel a little bit jealous, even, and by the time she finishes, Misaka's face is positively flushed with happiness - glowing, almost.

...Misaka really likes the Amusement park, huh? You ask her as the both of you alight on your chosen floor, the both of you striding through another corridor. Would she like it if you took her to one for real, then?

It's at this point that Misaka's eyes go wide once more - and you feel her grab your hand with both of hers this time, in an almost crushing grip that kids suddenly develop when they're either VERY ANGRY or VERY EXCITED. "Y-yes! Yes, Misaka would! Misaka would really like it, and, and, definitely Misaka wants to go with Big Sister Murderface!"

There's a moment of hesitation here, before she speaks again. "A-and maybe...maybe Misaka will look the other way if Big Sister Murderface wants to touch butts again...but only MAYBE!"

Well. You're put on the spot, now. It seems that Misaka is expecting you to take her to the Amusement park someday.

What do you do?

[]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.
[]Promise to take her this weekend, which is around four days from now. Write it on your journal so you don't forget.
[]Apologize, tell her that you'll be too busy to do so for a few weeks. After that, though, you'll see about taking her.
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>>33675182

I don't think anyone even thought of that... until you brought it up, ehehehhehe.
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>>33675233
>[X]Promise to take her this weekend, which is around four days from now. Write it on your journal so you don't forget.
What are death flags?
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>>33675196
If Misaki contracts then it means Souji is going to defect to QBs enemies and give all info about WN and GW research in revenge.

And Kharn might well follow considering she is retired, in-love and pregnant with Soujis kid. Even in the absolute best scenario (Kharn kills Souji) happens, QB will lose an incredibly valuable researcher, and Misaka will hate QB forever.

Long story short, contracting Misaka would be a very VERY bad deal for QB.
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>>33675233
>[]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.

Why does this choice feel so ominous?
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>>33675233
>[X]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up. Write it in your journal: As soon as Oriko is taken care of.
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>>33675180

Huh, thats funny, didnt she mention Wendy's name in her sleeptalk?
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>>33675233
>Have to choose between breaking a promise or breaking our imouto's heart
>Can't decide at all
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>>33675233
>[]Promise to take her once schedule frees up
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>>33675253
Take her to Death Flags over Mitakihara
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>>33675233
>[]Promise to take her this weekend, which is around four days from now. Write it on your journal so you don't forget.
Just do it!
>[]Take Wendy!
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>>33675233
>[X]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.
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>>33675233
[x] Tell her we'll take her once our schedule frees up, and write it down in our Journal.
NO PROMISES!
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>>33675233
>[x]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.
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>>33675233
>>33675270
>[X]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up. Write it in your journal: As soon as Oriko is taken care of.
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>>33675233
>[]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.

>>33675269

Our schedule will never "free up" until we are dead. This is our death flag.

The second option is a Misaka death flag. High chance of being interrupted by some bullshit.

Third option is the safe choice.
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>>33675233
[]Promise to take her this weekend, which is around four days from now. Write it on your journal so you don't forget.

JOURNAL UPDATED
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>>33675233
>>[]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.
>>[]Write it on your journal so you don't forget.

Giving a specific time is just begging for Murphy's law to fuck us up the ass, especially with all the chaos we have going on now. On the other hand, we really should follow through on the offer, and we should really write it down so we don't forget it.
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>>33675233
>[x]Apologize, tell her that you'll be too busy to do so for a few weeks. After that, though, you'll see about taking her.

Be honest, we'll try our best. But something as special as an amusement park deserves full attention. We're not sure when we'll have the time for it, yet.
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>>33675233
>[X]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.
As sonn as Oriko is dealt with. Going before is just going to put her in danger.
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>>33675233
>[]Apologize, tell her that you'll be too busy to do so for a few weeks. After that, though, you'll see about taking her.
>[]Thank her for looking the other way on the butt touching. We couldn't live without touching butts.
Taking her somewhere without security before dealing with Oriko is just stupid
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[X]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up. Write it in your journal: As soon as Oriko is taken care of.
[X]Explain to Misaka you want to deal with Oriko first, so that you can enjoy the amusement park without fear.
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>>33675233
>[x]Promise to take her this weekend, which is around four days from now. Write it on your journal so you don't forget.
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>>33675270
>[X]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up. Write it in your journal: As soon as Oriko is taken care of.

This guy knows the deal.
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>>33675233
... What about saying we'll see if we can take her this weekend or the next, whichever is clearer, schedule-wise?

She wants to fix Tiny Pete, after all, and we're a goddamn Warmaster.

The both of us are likely to be busy this weekend.

Let's try to not promise things that are actually ridiculous.
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>>33675233
[X] Promise to take her when your schedule clears up
Do not make promised we must break to the imouto
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>>33675233
>[]Promise to take her this weekend, which is around four days from now. Write it on your journal so you don't forget.

Schedule's never gonna free up, might as well put it into the schedule and make new dildo plans around that appointment instead of trying to cram it in between som dildo things.
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>>33675233
>[X]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.
As soon as Oriko is dealt with.
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>Deactivating watch wearing dildo mode already

[x] Get on the horn to QB, check if there's some sort of Officio holiday schedule.
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>>33675233
[x]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.
[x]Update Journal
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>>33675379
>Taking imouto somewhere without security
>Right after she was targeted
Full baka
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>>33675270
Probably the best option
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>>33675233
>[X]Promise to take her someday once your schedule frees up.
Never lie to the best Imouto.
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>>33675233
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Is Misaka even tall enough to go on all of the rides? Those height regulations aren't there just to disappoint kids y'know.
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>>33675566
We have a tight grip and an endless supply of firearms, I'm pretty sure the attendants will look the other way.
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>>33675566

I dunno, can she? She's about 130ish cm or so. I'm sure she could go on most of them, except for the really dangerous ones.

Worse comes to worse, we could have Midori use a glamor on Misaka?
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>>33675619
It's a question of safety!
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>>33675619
We don't want imouto flung into the air in a rollercoaster, do we now?
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>>33675662
We may need to borrow Mami and have her help with ribbon-tying. This plan's complexity is already exploding!
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>>33675631
130 cm is just over the limit (usually 4ft or 122cm) so it looks like the rides themselves won't be death flags.
Unless there's a ride called the Death Flag.
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On one hand, she could fly off the coaster and die horribly. And knowing Decu and our patented Good Ideas, she'd go flying as punishment for doing something stupid.
On the other, she'd be angry for a few minutes if we didn't let her ride it.

Easy choice.
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>>33675631
Either I missed a thread or I haven't read enough writeups, but who's that girl in pink?
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>>33675718
Mirai, Midori's friend who attacked us via bears in Siberia, then gave up her life to save Midori after "Get Fucked".
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>>33675695
Of course there won't be a ride named that.

It's the name of the park. Death Flags.
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>>33675767
Fund it.
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>>33675767
Like Six Flags but worse! Excellent.
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>>33675233
>[]Promise to take her this weekend, which is around four days from now. Write it on your journal so you don't forget.
Fuck it.

We're going to Disneyland!
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>>33675767
But does it have a ride named The Murderface Experience?
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>>33675756
Ah. Now I remember.
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>>33675853
It failed health and safety after too many people got drunk and eaten by evil goddesses.
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>>33675853
Anon, we are living it.
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>>33675850
Here's how I see things.

Shit is going to go down no matter what.

It may as well go down when we're at a funpark.
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>>33675910
...can the Officio privately hire an entire amusement park for the day?
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>>33675961
Chiaki is probably rich enough to do that with her own funds, now.

When was the last time we checked our bank account?
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>>33675293
>>33675767
whos the mascot?
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>>33676002
Decu
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>>33676001
Joke's on us, it's all in Kharn Fun Dollars
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>>33676025
ew
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>>33675566
>"I'm sorry, but your little sister can't join you on this ride."
>"The hell she couldn't?"
>"Safety regulations, the cart can't safely accomodate someone of her height."
>"Then modify the cart so it does."
>"Excuse me?"
>"Did I stutter?!"
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Can the rides at Death Flags handle Wendy Scarf-down's weight?
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>>33676266
Yes, but she's so greasy she slips out between the safety bars.
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>>33676266
They are Ramenbutt Midori-certified!
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>>33675270 >>33675309

You look down at the beaming, expectant face of your arms dealer. It's...it's hard to say no to a face like that, especially when the faces you're used to looking at are black-eyed ones with mouthfuls of sharp teeth and brains full of bloody-minded insanity. So yes, even if you're...loathe to make another promise - you'll take her to the amusement park. For real this time.

Of course, you add as Misaka hugs you again, loudly and cheerfully celebrating your breakthrough at being a Good Big Sister Murderface - once your schedule frees up.

The young russian arms dealer stops celebrating here, blinking up at you as what you've just said sinks in - before nodding and grinning again. "Misaka understands! Big Sister Murderface is very important and very busy after all, ahahaha! Misaka is already happy that Big Sister Murderface even made a promise! That means Big Sister Murderface will definitely HAVE to take Misaka, and it also means that Big Sister Murderface won't ever forget!"

...Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Your journal's out of your Inventory and open on your palm with a flick of your wrist, and you quickly scribble in your latest promise - not in a fresh page, but in the FRONT page. Making sure to underline and circle and pepper the entire thing with fucking exclamation marks at the end.

'TAKE MISAKA TO AMUSEMENT PARK AFTER ORIKO IS TAKEN CARE OF.'

'DONTFORGET!!!!'

'SERIOUSLY!!!!'

"Updated my journal," you murmur hastily, shoving your journal back into your Inventory. All while Misaka quizzically smiles at you, no doubt wondering just what her Big Sister Murderface had just been doing, but deciding to just keep quiet about it for reasons.

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>>33676556

The rest of the journey to Tiny Pete is made in cheerful silence after that, with Misaka energetically skipping along with every step that you couldn't help but bounce up on the balls of your feet in sympathy. Which is already fucking hard to do with heels, but that's what being a Big Sister is for you, you guess.

It's just fortunate that the floor you're on isn't as populated as the others, so no one has to see their Warmaster half-skipping their way to a repair bay side by side with what looks like a middle schooler in a lab coat.

A few more corridors, and you finally get to Tiny Pete's repair bay - which is apparently just like what you imagined it to be, a sort of huge garage-slash-workshop with robotic arms and tools and shit.

There's quite a few people in this particular one, mundane staff by the looks of them, but the sort paid to know which bits fit together, along with a few Magical Girls clearly overseeing the work while getting their hands dirty in the process, too.

There's a strange sense of order in the chaos - the robotic tools whirring and moving as they're controlled by a member of the staff, while others consult blueprints or do...mechanical stuff on this or that, it's all very technical.

And in the middle of it is none other than your armored comrade and robot buddy Tiny Pete, the mighty warrior propped up onto his feet via a large metal rack while the mundane staff work slowly and carefully in machining his half-melted, half-fused armor off.

"TINY PETE!" Misaka shrieks at the sight of her automaton, in the same voice that any child would cry out for their cherished pet, or even parent - and she rushes forward, nearly stumbling over herself a couple of times but managing to keep upright out of sheer urgency. It's here that one of the Magical Girls working on Tiny Pete breaks away from him and steps forward to meet Misaka, her arms outstretched in order to block her progress.

[2/3]
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>>33676599

You recognize her immediately - Rea Ashford, your Vindicare Rank Leader. Huh, so she does this kind of thing too? That's...well, that's a surprise.

"Let Misaka through! Misaka will repair Tiny Pete! You're all doing it wrong!" Misaka struggles to push past Rea, the latter doing a commendable job of keeping your arms dealer out even if...well, they're very nearly the same height, with Rea ending up the taller by a handful of inches. Holy shit, Rea's that short?

"Repairs are progressing normally," Rea Ashford says in her curious monotone. "No technical incompetence or visual deception is occuring. Please leave the area--"

"NO! Tiny Pete is Misaka's! Misaka should be the one to repair Tiny Pete!" Misaka blurts out, pushing against the slight frame of your Vindicare Rank Leader - and despite her size, she's proving to be immoveable. "G-geh! Big Sister! Big Sister Murderface, please...!"

"Warmaster in the vicinity!" Rea immediately turns to bark at the group working on Tiny Pete - and they, just as quickly, stop to stand at attention. The Magical Girls in the pack saluting, perfectly in time with Rea.

You quickly return the salute, and the group turns back to resume its work. Rea on the other hand stands her ground, even moving from side to side as Misaka attempts to sidestep her.

"Warmaster, we are currently doing repairs on the unit Tiny Pete as you requested." The petite Rank Leader intones politely, almost mechanically, not even missing a beat as Misaka tugs on her ponytail. "We have also been told that a representative of the Fourth Officio is already en route to assist. ETA in an hour, maximum."

[3/4]
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>>33676652

"The Fourth?!" Misaka's eyes go wide here, and she renews her struggle to get past Rea. "Misaka...doesn't want anybody from the Fourth to touch Tiny Pete! Let Misaka through!"

Huh? What about the Fourth? You blink down at Misaka. Aren't they supposed to be the best at fixing stuff like Tiny Pete?

"Misaka can do it on her own! Do not need the Fourth's help!" Your arms dealer growls now, clearly adamant at getting her hands on her creation. "Big Sister Murderface! Please tell her to get out of Misaka's way!"

What do you do?

[]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
[]Tell Misaka to leave the repairs to Rea and her crew.
[]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
>[X]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
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>>33676686
>[x]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
>[x]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
[X]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
[X]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.

Pete does belong to Misaka, curious as to why she dislikes the 4th.
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>>33676686
>[X]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
>[X]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?

Most curious
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>>33676686
[X]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
[X]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
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>>33676686
>[X]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
>[X]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
In that order. Tiny Pete does practically belong to her, but we should find out what her deal is and then raise her spirits by giving in to her demands.
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>>33676750
[X]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
[X]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
>[x]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.

Misaka is the one who got Tiny Pete operational in the first place. The staff here would be fools if they didn't refused an experienced technician's help.

>[x]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
>[x]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
>[x]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
>[]Put Misaka in charge of repairs, with everyone else there to assist her as instructed
>[]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the fourth
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>>33676686
>[X]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
>[X]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
>[]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
>[]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
>[x]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
>[x]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
>[x]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
>[x]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?

Curious reaction.
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>>33676686
>[x]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
>[x]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?

Implying Misaka doesn't knoe best.
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>>33676686
is Pete's AI active?

[X] Ask him what the current state of repairs is


>[]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
no question
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>>33676686
[x]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
[x]Tiny Pete needs to be fixed as quickly as possible, and wouldn't it be faster with more people?

Also, what about that blade wolf? It's still not reprogrammed and operational, is it?
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>>33676686
>[x]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
>[x]Tell Rea to let Misaka help and supervise Tiny Pete's repairs.
>[x]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676686
[X]Ask Misaka what her problem is with the Fourth. What's gotten into her?
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>>33676925
if his AI isn't active, then Misaka is right and they're doing it wrong.
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>>33676925
>>33676977
Seconding that.
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>>33676686
Seconding this: >>33676729
Does Misaka want to keep Tiny Pete secret?
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>>33676686
>[x]Order Rea to accompany us to the bedroom.
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>>33676686
>Put these scrubs under Misaka's command.
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>>33676686
Well crap, I didn't expect Rea to show up, I should have saved her, nya.

Here's someone else roboticsy.
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>>33677148
This one?
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Posting Rea because I can
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Alright, pausing thread for now! See you next Friday for the continuation! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great!

We've got another writeup incoming, so questions answered after it!
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>>33677208

That other Rea comic
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Prose Magica: The Ballad of the Seventeenth Part 19

"Mornin', Sunshine!"

"Good morning, Holly," Odette said, just barely getting the words out before a long yawn. "How are things?"

"Same old, same old. You?"

Odette tapped a few keys on her laptop as she settled into her seat at the makeshift desk inside of Sleepy Sue. The Vanus' chipper voice rang out through the computer's speakers, the two quickly establishing a morning routine over the past couple days. The Eversor took a sip of tea from her travel mug, shrugged, and began to mull through her emails.

"Can't complain," she replied. "Soft bed. Breakfast waiting for me when I get up. I could get used to this kind of life."

"Well aren't you lucky. I heard about the thing with Therese yesterday. Everything alright?"

Odette gave a half-hearted shrug, not looking the slightest bit bothered. "She said she'll think about it. Couldn't really ask for anything more," she said. "You finish that report on the- the thingy?"

"Blessed Lady? Sure did," Holly replied. "Thirty pages. Sent a copy to you, Foobs and Terry. You want the short version before you head in?"

"That'd be lovely. I missed having a secretary."

"Check yourself, shorty," the Vanus grumbled. "A few other Officios are big on the Blessed Lady thing, but it never really caught on here. Promises some kind of magical girl heaven, basically. Accept it's, y'know, like a normal religion. Or cult or whatever. Different groups, different beliefs, some are more violent than others."

"Well that's a new one. Think we'll have more problems like this?"

A burst of static came through the speakers as the Vanus gave an exasperated breath. "Most likely, but I have no idea what we're supposed to do. There's no playbook for this. Do we just let things run their course or do we try and nip it in the bud?"
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"Not that it's my decision, but I'm gonna say that going full inquisition is a bad idea," Odette said. She clicked a few times, bringing up the Vanus' report. "How about those hooks Vance was using? There was definitely something wrong with them."

"I know. Not part of her kit, for sure," Holly replied. "I caught a few scattered mentions of mysterious golden weapons, but nothing concrete. Best I can say is we get them analyzed then lock 'em up until we know where they came from. Vance definitely knows something, so we'll probably get someone back in with her. Y'know. Once the walls start to close in on her a little more."

"'Someone'?"

"Hey, I thought you wanted a vacation. You're free to keep poking at her if you want."

Odette chuckled, tilting her head from side to side as she thought the idea over. "I'll get back to you on it. You want me to take a look at those hooks later?"

"If you wouldn't mind. I'd rather not pass them onto a hapless lab tech if something bad happens," Holly replied. "Just don't spend too much time around them. Look for any kind of markings and leave them. Maybe you'll find a clue or something."

"Understood. Any leads on that Daedalus character?"

"Jack shit. I've got a reference to someone going by 'the Architect' and that's it. I assume they're related, but we'll probably have to smack Vance around some more and track her down the old fashioned way."

"I always liked honest detective work."

"'Honest.'"

"Honest by magical girl standards," the Eversor laughed. "Remember who our neighbours are, now."

"Point. That'll be all then?" Holly asked.

"For now, yeah. Guess I'll talk to you in a little bit."
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>>33677246
Thanks as always for running the thread, Decu; see you then!

finally got caught up after stopping in April, right before Yuma, and holy fucking shiiiiit it was a hell of a ride
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>>33677170
Have one appropriate to scale
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"Later, O," the Vanus said. There was a brief pause as she hesitated to close the call. "And just remember what I said. Don't spend too much time with those things. There's something funny going on here and I don't like it."

"I'll be fine, Holly," Odette groaned, rolling her eyes. "I've been doing this for seven years. I know how to play safe around bad hoodoo."

"Right," Holly muttered. "Right... Okay. Take care, O."

"Same to you," the little Eversor replied. "Stay out of trouble."

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"You're panicking too much, Therese."

"I'm not PANICKING, I just," he Warmaster paused, biting her lip, "I don't know what to do!"

The Warmaster of the Seventeenth paced behind her desk, her hands fidgeting and her eyes constantly glancing about. Dark circles hung under her eyes - a sign of the sleep that hadn't come to her that night. Tyler Argente leaned against a far wall, idly browsing the book shelves along the edges of the room.

The waters of Therese's mind hadn't been calm since the previous day. She hadn't counted on Odette being so eager; so hasty to right her wrongs. She should have known, though. It was a virtue that had been taught to every girl in the Officio since its earliest days. No one walked away from a mistake without trying to fix it, and Odette had taken the lessons of the first Warmaster to heart more than any other.

"Right, and that's what we call 'panicking'," Tyler replied. "You always get too emotional like this. You just need to sit down, take a few deep breaths and think about this rationally. Okay? I don't even see what the big deal is. She asked you to be Equerry, yeah? What's the problem there?"

"You don't UNDERSTAND, Ty. This- God, you don't get it!"

"Then fill me in, huh?"
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"Its," Therese stopped, pinching her brow as she fell into her leather chair. A deep breath, count to ten, just like her therapist had said. "Alright, listen. Everything we're about to talk about doesn't leave this room, okay?"

Tyler glanced up at the security camera in the corner of the room - the security camera that had been promptly switched off as soon as she entered the room. "Okay. Just talk to me. I'm your friend. What's wrong?"

"I don't know what's wrong with me, alright?" The Warmaster inhaled through her nostrils and exhaled through her mouth, trying her best to calm down. "I used to think - when I first got this job - I was just filling in until Odette got better, y'know? I hold down the fort for a few months, she comes back, we go back to the good old days. I had no problem with that."

"And now?"

"And now, I don't know. When she was gone, it felt like she wasn't coming back," Therese explained. "It started feeling like this was for real, you know? Like I was really, seriously the Warmaster. I wasn't just some temp and I didn't have to make sure everything I did would be fine with her. I didn't have her shadow hovering over me. Then she came back and..."

"She came back and..?"

The Warmaster leaned over her desk, running a hand through her rusty, auburn hair. She didn't quite know how to phrase it. No - that wasn't true. She knew exactly how to phrase it, she simply didn't know how to make it sound like anything more than a frantic teenage girl's trifles.

"She came back and," Therese murmurred, feeling a pain in the back of her throat, "she came back and everything else came back with her. I don't want to spend my entire career in her shadow, Ty. I don't- I don't want to just be known as Odette's replacement. I got to feel what it was like - what it was REALLY like - to be Warmaster and now I just..."
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Tyler shook her head and slowly stepped around the Warmaster's desk. She put her hands on Therese's shoulders, giving a tender squeeze as the Eversor's body quivered. "Then listen to me, because I want to be very clear," Tyler said as softly as she could, "turn her down."

"But-"

"Shut up and listen, Terry," her aide said, her grip on the Warmaster's shoulder tightening. "I'm not saying this because I'm her competition. I'm saying this because I'm your friend. I don't care if you don't pick me, just don't pick HER. She nearly ran this Officio into the ground then suddenly she begs forgiveness and that's all it takes? No. A few days of right don't make up for two years of wrong. You understand what I'm getting at?"

"I guess," Therese mumbled. "I don't know. I think I should talk about this with someone else. I-"

"Then do that," the Vindicare replied as she slowly let go of her superior. "Your inauguration is in two weeks. You don't HAVE TO pick someone by then. Hell, Brighton never had an Equerry at all. Just don't freak out and take your time to think about this. It's a big decision and you have enough to worry about as it is."

The Warmaster nodded and slowly sat up straight. She looked at her aide, a gentle, grateful smile finding its way to her face. "Thanks, Ty," she said, to which the Vindicare nodded in return. "I've got some things to finish up here, then... I think I'll take the rest of the day off and unwind a little."

"You sure could use it," said Tyler, as she found her way to the door. "I'll leave you to your work. Call me if you need anything, alright?"

"Will do," Therese answered. "And thanks... For always being here for me."
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>>33677298
I for one can't wait for more Yuma. Wally World flashback was great, despite the in-thread shitstorms.
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>>33677020
>Does Misaka want to keep Tiny Pete secret?
no, because he's been openly used:

She probably wants to keep his internal operations obfustucated. Which makes sense, we've seen MG's with power suits already, and Tiny Pete is on a whole other level.

Last thing we need is chinese knockoffs of Pete pootling around.
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The Vindicare gave one last smile - tinged by a moment's hesitation - before she stepped out of the office. The Warmaster stretched, cracking her knuckles as she switched her computer monitor on. After a few clicks, emails by the dozen filled the screen, filled with every variety of report and request imaginable. Finances, squad activities, inter-Officio relations - she had grown used to it all by now. She had learned which ones could be skimmed for details and which warranted careful reading. Or at least, she was sure she knew the difference.

It was at the very top of the list that she found something that piqued her interest. Bright, bold red text reading 'URGENT' prefaced the title of a report compiled by Logises Holly and Molly Corbin. She had heard the words 'Blessed Lady' hear and there over the past few months, along with the occassional brochure slipped into her paperwork, but had never paid it much mind. And yet, what started as vague disinterest in the report slowly but surely turned to fascination as she read on.

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"Odette Brighton. Clearance level violet."

Purple doors hissed as they slid open on the far side of the bank of multi-coloured elevators. Odette gave the security camera a slight nod as she stepped in, then poked one of the indigo buttons inside. The doors klunked before the lift shuddered as it began its descent.

The former Warmaster had exactly one minute and thirty-nine seconds worth of alone time in the elevator as it dropped. There wasn't exactly a whole lot to think about, all told. She was curious about the golden hooks, worried about the sudden entrance of a new faction from stage left, but... that was someone else's problem now. She wasn't Warmaster anymore. Her assignment was almost over and - had she felt less obligation to the Officio - she could forget all about it after turning her report in. Knowing that the option was there gave her a certain feeling of freedom that she hadn't paid attention to before.
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>>33677246
So when is that flashback about Mami going to start anyway?
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Her thoughts were cut off as the elevator door rumbled open, revealing yet another sterile white hallway, this time with perfectly symmetrical rows of thick metal doors on either side. Not a single soul was present in the hall as the Eversor stepped out. The hall was monitored by a single security camera at the far end of the hall, along with all manner of invisible sensors that Odette had memorized. With the press of a button, the twin Vanus could flood the entire hallway with lake water, drowning anyone unfortunate enough to have tried to break into the Seventeenth's maximum security vaults, as rare as that was.

"They're in vault two," the Vanus said over the PA. "You don't come out in ten minutes, I'm sending someone in to get you. Capisce?"

"Christ, Holly," Odette replied as she punched her security code into the second door's keypad. "What are you so afraid of?"

"You read the report."

The one-eyed girl paused to look at the security camera, a stern look flattening her brow. "I'll see you in ten."

Tumblers clunked and klanked as the heavy steel door unlocked. After a moment, the gears went silent and the door squealled open. Immediately, Odette was hit by an odour that was growing uncomfortably familiar. Sickly sweet decadence. Flowers at a funeral.

The tiny Eversor coughed and quietly swore to herself, involuntarily taking a couple steps back. She forced herself to enter the room, the door shutting itself after her. Not a single camera or speaker decorated the interior of the perfectly cubical vault, only a single stainless steel table bolted to the floor in the centre of the room. A musty dufflebag sat on the table - no doubt the closest thing available after the hooks had been pried from Odette's hands.
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>>33677411
I love Yuma. The flashback made her so much better, and she was already pretty good.
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Odette unzipped it slowly, cautiously peering into the bag. The hooks glinted as she folded the bag down around them, looking almost as if they had never been used.

"They're calling."

The Eversor looked them over with her one eye, not having worked up the nerve to actually touch them. There were two hooks, each one as long as her forearm and connected by a heavy chain. Her eye itched. She was astounded at just how clean they were, both looking dazzling and luxurious - gaudy, even.

"They want you."

Odette reached out, her pale hands shaking. The chain jangled as she picked up the first hook. She tested its weight, tossing it lightly in her hand. It felt strangely comfortable to hold. The weight was perfect - heavy enough to do serious damage when thrown, but light enough to make throwing easy. She could hear her heart beating like a wardrum in her ears.

"You want them."

Odette set the hook down, then ran the chain through her hands. She noticed, as she did, that each link of the chain was embossed with an XII. The percussion in her ears was speeding up. She could hear a distant crackling, popping sound, but paid it no mind. Something felt wrong about the hooks, something dark and predatory waiting just beneath the surface.

"Take them."

She forced herself to tear her eye away from the hooks, suddenly bringing her nose-to-nose with a horribly familiar figure. Ice-flecked white hair. Pale, blotchy blue-tinged skin. Eyes of the purest cobalt blue she had ever seen. Claws of ice and frozen blood.

Odette froze, staring herself in the face. She suddenly realized where the crackling sound had come from: Rime coated every surface of the room.

"Oh," the ghost gasped, feigning surprise, "you finally noticed."

The figure stepped around the table, Odette's one eye still locked on her as she went.

"Take them," it whispered. "After all you've been through... You've earned them."
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>>33677246
Thanks for running, Decu!
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Odette felt a sickening sensation in the pit of her stomach. Her hand smacked down on the table as she tried to keep herself upright. The room was spinning and the pounding in her ears was deafening.

"How many of your friends have died?" The figure asked. "How long can you keep this up? Pretending that nothing is wrong. That you're perfectly fine." A single icy talon found its way under Odette's chin. "You're broken, Odette Brighton. You've been broken for a long time. Your own incubator tried to have you put down like a rabid dog..."

The former Warmaster slapped the frozen claw away. Mustering every ounce of strength she had left, she shoved the dufflebag off the table, and the hooks with it. Everything seemed to meld together after that.

Her demon vanished as the door to the vault screeched as it was pulled open. Red light filtered in from the hallway. When Fredrica Volk found her old mentor, she was sitting on the ground, eye wide in shock.

The Rank Leader called her name. "Odette," she screamed, "ODETTE." She snapped her fingers in front of the one-eyed girls face, then slapped her when she recieved no response.

Odette blinked as she slowly came to her senses. She looked at the boyish, black-haired Eversor as if she'd seen a ghost. "Freddy," she muttered, her eye glancing around wildly. "What happened? Has... Has it been ten minutes?"

Fredrica blinked, shaking her head in disbelief. "Odette," she said, "you've been in here for half an hour. Holly saw ice coming through the door and called me."

The smaller Eversor looked down for a moment, then back at the Rank Leader. "I need to see Fubey."

***
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>>33677458
Probably after we're done with administration/coddling Misaka.
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"So in conclusion: We go after Daedalus, and you bury hooks in concrete and dump them in the fucking lake."

The incubator of the Seventeenth sat atop his desk, staring at Odette with his constantly expressionless face. The Eversor had delivered her report, then set about explaining her encounter with the golden hooks - leaving out the part about the frozen ghost that had accompanied her. The incubator - to his credit - had sat quietly through the entire account, only speaking up to ask short, simple questions. Fubey nodded slowly as she finished speaking, taking a moment to process everything.

"I see," he said. "You are certain that there is no value in keeping them?"

"One hundred percent."

He nodded again, his gaze shifting as he thought. "Very well. I will make arrangements for their disposal. In the mean time, Miss Corbin has informed me that you wish to take some time off. Is this so?"

"I- Yeah," she replied, feeling a twinge of guilt. "Just a week, maybe two. I don't know. I need some time to get things sorted out."

"You have my permission, then," Fubey stated. "No longer than a month, but do take your time, if you feel it necessary. You are a valuable asset to this Officio, Odette. Your physical and mental health is important. I look forward to seeing you, ah, 'back in action', as they say."

"Thanks, Fooby," the Eversor smiled, patting his head. "We done here?"

The incubator hesitated for moment, before nodding again. "I believe so. You are dismissed."
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Odette turned to leave, but stopped as a thought ran across her mind. She couldn't help but remember what the ghost in her nightmares had said. The form she had found in Fennel's apartment. She didn't want to mention it, but it wasn't something that could be left alone. Her hand clenched into a fist as she turned back around.

"Was there something else?" The incubator asked, his head cocking to the side."

Every part of her screamed at her to drop it and leave, but her mind was already set. "Fubey," she started, gulping, "what - exactly - is the Ymir Protocol?"

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And that's all for chapter 19! I hope you enjoyed it!

Sorry this one took so long, there was a bit of a roadblock that took me a while to get past. Hopefully things will speed up from here on. Hopefully...
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>>33677246
thanks for running Deculture
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>>33677411
Me too; I really want to see how that whole chain of events will affect Yuma and her relationships with the others. Especially when it all inevitably comes back to bite her/Murderface/everyone in the ass.

>>33677471
Same here; it really surprised me. Then again, it opened up a whole new side to Yuma AND Malal.

Also I'm almost certain that everything would have gone to shit no matter WHAT we chose to do, given how the past turned out. Like, if we left Girl A alone but went to see Kharn, there were probably a trillion ways to create about the same level of SUFFERING and HEALING that we got.

Hell, I'm convinced we got the better end of the deal; Yuma ended up being directly responsible for Girl A's fucked up transition into Murderface, but that's probably better than somehow becoming COMPLETELY responsible for Kharn turning into a horrendous monstrosity (rather than partially responsible from not having checked up on her).
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>>33677458

Soon enough! I'll be making sure everyone knows it's approaching!
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>>33677246
Thanks for running!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

I got home very early so the thread has been archived as usual!

>>33677557
>Odette.
>Why you gotta dump our stuff in a lake?

>>33677653
How much lewd are we in for?
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>>33677653
Decu, hey, Decu:

Will we ever see the Idolm@ster idols again?
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>>33677686
not if we see them first.

Idols, man.
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>>33677653
Strauss Sunday?
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>>33677684

I'll definitely try to make sure it's tasteful, nothing in the level of TAQ or BFQ, but it's gonna be the lewdest part of MGNQ I think.

>>33677686

Of course!
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>>33677724
Hey Decu

What kind of Magical Girl would Lori likely be?
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300 post limit is really crampin' our style
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>>33677557
Thanks for the update, Archy.
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>>33677724
>TAQ

I have not heard of this one before.
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The man has left the thread.

>>33677747
Hard to say, but I want to say Callidus. Because that's the kind of girl that falls for Chiaki.
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>>33677724
YES, GOOD
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>>33677829
He's not really calling Bobcat "Ecstasy Darks", is he?
Are they still siblings? Is their father DEAAAAAAAD?
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>>33677811
Text Adventure Quest. A series of jolly romps through generic monster girl land with a high mortality rate for the MC. There is a long and sordid tale involving it's actual running too.
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>>33678415
I sincerely hope he is.

I don't follow Pretty Cure.
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>>33678415

I'll hit him if he is
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>>33679614
>>33678415
I hope he does, I want to see Hat hit him
That sounds super cute



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