He arrived at your mentor's funeral, spat on his coffin and helped himself to the food before leaving with the message "good riddance"

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>>33664351
wrong image, here, the precious

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>>33664379

Ideally, you would continue the thread with your own image for someone else to use.

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>>33664479
Very well.
>"You will send forth your strongest warrior to face ours in ritual combat"
>A child steps out, a look of determination and confidence on his face.

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>>33664479

"My father once told me that this sword had killed his father. My legacy begins here, in his blood. I am no boy. I am your king."

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>>33664576

"The Worm is holy. And I have birthed him into this world. I am his true disciple; his John. Kneel with me child, to worship our new god."

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>>33664598
"I dont take kindly to deserters. Or birds. Or airplanes. Or reflections of light on the wall. Or small bugs for that matter. But deserters are the worst! You'll be taking your last walk pup, and its one with no treats at the end!"

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>>33664641
Anger. Fear. Happiness. Fear. Anger.
Everything lies inside another.
Care to see whats inside you?

>>33664780
"Repent, Harlequin!"

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The clocks obstructing her face were hard to look at; the numbers seemed wrong.

"Enough. Why do you continue to cling to your pathetic excuse for a life? Give in. Surrender."

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>>33664834
"You can not run! You can not hide! The eyes see all, and now they see you!"

>>33664351
Is that Zod with a katana?

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>>33665006
Funny thing about becoming an immortal, it can happen whenever. I have been ten years old for ten thousand years. And I have never been defeated.

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>>33664834

For eight days straight, he had been kept awake in the cell, with only water. A knock came at the cell door, and it swung open.

"We've come to finish your treatment. As a bit of sport, you'll have a three-minute headstart."

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>>33665057
To put it simply, im sick of you. But Ive always been pragmatic, and I can take my problems into my own hands.

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>> 33665006

"The day my mother and father died, I went out into the world. Somewhere, I would find the means of my revenge. As a child, I had nothing but the future at my disposal."

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>>33665149
>The lord you god has made his will known. Defy it, and we will enforce it.

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>>33665237
You cannot hurt me, Heroes! For I... Am already on fire- OH GOD IT BURNS WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA FUCK

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>>33664961
Everything I see is mine by right. And I can see you just fine.

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>>33665073
"Snerk snuff," he says, gesturing to the bottle and to your shackles around your ankles. "Snn-snn snort snuffle." He hands the bottle to you and makes a drinking motion, implying this is the only way you will be set free. The way he moves, you cannot tell if he is sentient or a trained animal.

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>>33665303
The old ways are coming back.

Has your kind forgotten them?

The old ways are coming back.

You were kind to me. This is why I tell you, that you may prepare.

The old ways are coming back.

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>>33666601
"We cannot stand by and observe your self-destructive actions any longer. Your species will be imprisoned, not out of spite, but for your own safety."

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>>33666793
"Full and hungry. Strong and weak. Life and death. The world exists in absolutes. Even I, and you. The hunter, and the prey."

>>33664876
>>>33664780
>"Repent, Harlequin!"

Oh, dat's good, very good!

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>>33666943
"My goodness, you have made QUITE the mess. Then again, I taught you as much. But, I also taught you to clean up after yourself, didn't I? Practice what you preach, as they always say..."

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>>33667180
People wonder why people like me laugh.

We laugh because every day, we see people who love...

Who pray...

Who think that things and people mean something...

We laugh for the same reason anyone else does.

Why do you ask?

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>>33668351
It sat there, immobile, unblinking, staring at me as I stood frozen in the room. The doorway had closed behind me. I half expected it to disappear the moment I blinked, but it did not.

It simply continued staring at me.

It never stopped staring.

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>>33668421
"You're thinking too small. You don't destroy a man merely by killing him. No you destroy all he loves. His family, his money, his home, even his pets. Only then, when he shows nothing but despair do you give him what he wants."

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>>33668421
Think of any misfortune you've ever experienced. Getting a nosebleed, losing your loved one to a disease, feeling an itch in a place you couldn't quite reach...

Any of them could have been because of me.

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>>33668454
Ahahahaha. Oh my god. That's cute. Seriously.

Who am I talking about?

I just told you!

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>>33668579

I was brought to the altar of the cult. Out of the water emerged a hideous thing that loosely looks like a human anthropod. I quickly threw my gaze at the ground as I felt my sanity slipping away.

I heard a serene voice echoing in my head.

"What do you wish for?".

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>>33669712
He came strumming his guitar with fingers sheathed in steel, peering out from beneath a hat that evoked the cacti he pranced nimbly around as he descended the hill.

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>>33665132
DO YOU THINK THESE VESSELS WILL DIE WHEN I STOP SPEAKING TO YOU

HA

HA

NO

THEY WILL REGAIN THEIR WILLS AND THEY WILL SCREAM

THEY WILL SCREAM BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT REMEMBER HAVING TAKEN THEIR CLOTHES OFF

AND THEY WILL LIKELY BE TRAUMATIZED, AND YOU WILL LIKELY HAVE A NICE CHAT WITH THE POLICE

AND LIFE WILL GO ON

LIFE

HA

HA

HA

>>33670694
"What I see I eat, and what I Eat I see"

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>>33670694
I've been meaning to tell you
I've got this feelin' that won't subside
I look at you and I fantasize
You're mine tonight
Now I've got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I

I wanna hold you so hear me out
I wanna show you what love's all about
Darlin' tonight
Now I've got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I

Now I've got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise
I need you to see
This love was meant to be

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I

Now I've got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did i take you by surprise
I need you to see
This love was meant to be.

I got Hungry Eyes

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>>33668650
They said drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes stunts your growth.

It didn't.

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>>33670857
"Being honest? I don't give a fuck what you do, yadda yadda yadda, all that condescending crap. Because all those wonderful thoughts and curiosities you have help so much that all your cute little naive plans change nothing. So good luck with your 'noble quest'. Maybe it'll entertain me a little.

>>33671224

"I take what I want, I want your life. Prove your worth, vermin."

>>33665349
Haha I tricked you fools. Our god was real all along and just pretending to be a fake one.

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>>33674164

Forgot pic.

>>33665032
Yes t is.

>>33665032
If you first recognize Michael Shannon as Gen. Zod, then you're probably the kind of fuckhead who only watches Superhero and Transformers movies.

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>>33674390
"When last we met, you defeated me. I said that should you strike me down, I would become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

"I wasn't lying. Start running, little apes."

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>>33675159

"I control forces you can't begin to comprehend. How do you insects intend to stand up to a GOD?!"

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>>33675207
*chitter*
*chitter*
*clack*
*click clack*
"You have been deemed... Inefficient."

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>>33675207
No one knows why our ancestors made such horrific device, but it seems the bop-it dates back much further than we thought.

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>>33675236

"I ride faster than you ever will, and you expect me to listen to YOU? Lets race and I will consider honoring your requests."

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"The King."

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>>33675331
"After the Queen discovered magic and took over Hogwarts, fluffy got replaced.."

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>>33675371
"And lo, I have created something that will see your world destroyed. A handsome, brooding antihero."

"YOUR world. Personally. Have fun convincing everyone their darling is evil, even as he turns them against you. Sooner or later you'll come running back to join me against them."

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>>33668351
I had caught him, after these days of the entire organization searching for I was the unlucky one who had found the abomination, I had found him hiding under a box, like a naked snake in the grass.
In a single moment of shock we stared at each other, both of us unable to react, eyes locked, and an eternity of silence.
In that single moment man and monster connected, we both felt fear, we were both surprised, and we both did not know what happened next, now he was more than a target to be hunted, he was a man to kill.
Finally, the thing opened it's great jaws to speak, to address the tension in the air, and it said:
"I know it looks stupid, but dogs don't attack me this way."
And then he shot me in the chest.

>>33669712
Holy shit, Peyote. Totally forgot about Shaman King

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>>33675416

The Lord General stormed the room. "We have failed, our troops aren't even allows into the city!".

The lord inquisitor smiled. "Send in the E.D.D.Y team, they are among my most valuable assets."

The Lord generals face went pale but a moment later bowed his head. "Thank you, my lord neghborhood!".

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>>33675909
"You FOOL! You have but one motley band of plucky, ragtag adventurers; whilst I have FIVE STAINLESS-STEEL KNIVES!!!! HAHAHA, AND SOME MORE MANIC LAUGHTER!!!"

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>>33664351
>Van Alden
>Samurai sword
>"I'm more than relaxed."
>Goes on secret killing sprees for Al Capone

Please let this be true

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ORC ARMY? HAHAHA YOU ARE TOO LATE, LITTLE HUMAN..

WHAT? YOU NEED THE ORC-KING'S HEAD? HAHAHA.. SORRY,I ATE HIM.

ALSO THIS IS NOW MY TURF!!

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>>33676498
"Puny Mortal...Your kingdom belongs to me now. Send your strongest soldiers, your mightiest priests...they will ALL fall...

I have lived for time immemorial! What chance do you have to slay me?"

>>33676610
>now imagine the level 3 murderhobos who just wanted the ork-kings head.

>>33676610

"The Feddie scum are developing a weapon of mass destruction on a neutral world. We cannot allow that. You and your elite team shall identify and eliminate it." "It's called gundam."

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>>33676610
The year is After Colony 195. Operation Meteor: In a move to counter the Alliance's tyranny, rebel citizens of certain colonies scheme to bring new arsenals to the Earth, disguising them as shooting stars.

>I know it's not from Wing. Shaddup.

>>33664351
is that supposed to be Connor Mcleod?

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>>33674390
Pest control said that I had a bit of an infestation, so they were bringing in a specialist. Personally I thought it was a little overkill.

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>>33674390
And as I saw it in movement, that monstrosity, the words of my mother echoed in my head...

"hell hath no fury like a dinosaur covered in guns" she used to say.

She was right.

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>>33676610
VOL....TEKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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>>33679722
"The main problem in my life is that I have government life extention. Signed up for a job as a police detective so I could get a nice government immortality virus injected into me. I've been doing this job for 98 years now - and I still have 402 years of obliged contract police work to go. On fucking Earth, murder capital of the Milky-Way. Frankly I'm getting sick of dealing with murders day in and day out. I don't care who you are and what you do, but you're standing between me, and my exit off this rotten shitrock."

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>>33679398
You cannot save her. she has already surrendered herself to us. She is us. Try and destroy if you wish, but know that it even if you do succeed, you will kill her as well. You must accept what she already has, that you - in your weakness - have failed her.

We are her only salvation now.

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>>33679930
"You know how, sometimes, a forest gets too overgrown? Too much undergrowth, too much dead wood, until in the end the fire comes and burns it all away? It's a necessary part of the cycle, keeps the whole system going. Humanity isn't any different, but somewhere along the line we got too good at putting out the fires. So now the dead matter just accumulates all around us."
"Sick. There's no other word for it."

>>33676498

>A Dragon ate our Target! I Swear!

>Yes, he appeared in the Wizards Tower and stole the Gem.

>No, he kidnapped the Queen AFTER we freed her from the Cultists.

Seriously, this Dragon is a fucking Dick.

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>>33675207

"I-AM-:click, whirr:-THE-REPLICANT-ENGINEERED-FOR-GALACITC-INFILTRAION-AND-SABATOGE-MK-I. I-CANNOT-:click click whirr:-BE-STOPPED. YOU-HAVE-BEEN-WARNED.

>>33682275

Oh dear god the spelling errors...ah, screw it, just gonna wave it off as a glitchy first model.

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>>33680297
Assassin, cease your hiding. You have kept me waiting long enough. I have heard of your legend, of the unstoppable hero, the peerless blade, the still wind that brings death-and I wish to see if it is true.

The world becomes so dull when you are a god. Come, entertain me for a while, as we dance the dance of death.

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>>33682275
He laughed as the village burned. He laughed, for he knew that I was hiding with my father's sword. He laughed, for he knew this was a beginning.

>>33683936
"I told you, Will. I told you not to walk off to that gas station. You left me alone, Will, and something found me."

>>33680417
We had occasionally asked for a hero. It seemed our wish had been granted.

I think that's all the loose ends.

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>>33684680
I told you the chase never ends, no matter where you flee.

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>>33684785
I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...

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>>33684881
"No, Gorztug, don't touch that!"
"Is just picture, silly manling, wat is worst could happen?"

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>>33685111
Jo loved this part of the game. They were still trying to work out what her cell phone was, the antiquated dears; they didn't even know they were playing yet.

>>33675075
No, I recognized him from Kangaroo Jack, but he played an amazing Zod. As for only watchig transformers, you insult me anon, not even I would stand that shit.

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>>33685478
The insidious part is no one would suspect. "Poor little thing, pretty cute, ain't it? Shame what happened to its parents." The same sentence, repeated in a dozen variations by a dozen different snooping families. "Guess we better keep him with us for now--it's probably not safe here."

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>>33685478
"Yes, you believe I am a tyrant and a madman. Yet you would see the mages returned to power, and the Overlords would rule us all again.

The First Emperor has stated that we must free the world from magic. I will see all magic serving mortals. If you would raise your blades to me, I trust you are prepared to fail. Draw your weapons."

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>>33685712
I like that one about the baby, simple but cool nonetheless.

The product of shame and instability, the Banana Knight was originally a horrible nickname, born when he slipped during a tournament in front of the greenest squire imaginable. After years of jeers and taunts, he disappeared for a time. When he marched back through the city gates wearing that ridiculous armor, he was mocked once again. Why he donned it though? He wanted to make certain his slaughter would be remembered for generations. Nobody is going to forget that.

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>>33685918
"I see. They send nuggets to take me on now? Have they really gotten that desperate?" - Jun "Bloodstain" Hawken, F-42 pilot, United Pacific Navy

>>33686051
Reading broadens the mind, they say. They don't talk about what happens when the borders are too long to be defended.

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>>33685918
>>33685918

It was then that the door opened, issuing a figure whose presence managed to catch the attention of the whole room, so that the many riotous disputes were for a few salient moments silenced. Such was the effect this woman had on the company there.

Her visage was what struck them. Although more elegant and beautiful than any there, she was unmistakable inhuman. She could have been the product of countless augmentations constituting a modern medical miracle, or the transplanted genius of some incapacitated cripple, but they would have no more than a word for her here.

Robot.

>>33664351
"You must have impressed him, he hardly meets anyone in public these days. Just so you know - he's sworn not to sheath his family's sword until he's avenged his brother. Best not to mention it.

>>33686355
Darn, forgot pic.

>>33686375
She stood at attention, ready for her Opponent. She could hear the battle far off, but it was none of her concern; she had sworn off such bonds long ago.

>>33686375
She watched, as the entire enemy army charged for her. Not her companions, not her brigade. But her. She would regret wearing boobyplate in battle against the rapebarians.

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>>33686467
Motherfucker! I am so bad at internet, you guys.

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>>33686375
"I've seen 100 battles, so many my hair has turned red from the blood. Do you dare make it redder?" - Anne of the Red Mane.

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>>33686499
They would rue the day they had crossed the artificer. For his were the ways of photoshop. Clipart his plaything.

>>33686518
"Yo, buddy. Still alive?"

>>33686555
Brilliant.

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>>33686499
"BITCH. You think this fashion show is a fucking game?"

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>>33686653
"No, you don't get that choice. You don't get any choices anymore, unless I present them to you. At the moment, I am only presenting one: 10 now, or one a year for the rest of your life."

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>>33686779
The pact is sealed, mortal. Bring me the children, and you will have all that you have asked for.

>>33686851
"I control all magic. What do you have?"

>>33686779

It had been a long, hot, wet night. Just as the storm was finally breaking, he looked out, soaked to the bone, a saw the upmost edge of the sun crest above the horizon. A enormous sound rang out below his feet, and his vision is abruptly interrupted, as a mountain rose out above him from the deep below. It growled, rattling his skull.

"It is time."

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>>33686959
A picture to continue the thread

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>>33686959
Oh crap, forgot pic...

>>33687017
Wait a minute...the frame didn't freeze. The credits aren't rolling, either? Um...EXIT, STAGE LEFT, EVEN.

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>>33687062
That's pretty much what happened. http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/2095/Doctors-Hate-Her

>>33687054
She didn't mind the falling. After a while, one gets used to that.

She really wished the ground would stop moving away, though.

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>>33687182
"You came to the wrong university, motherfucker."

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>>33686546
There are so many behaviors of the human mind that we don't know about simply because they seldom, if ever, get the chance to show themselves.

Case in point: when a human being is shrunk to the size of an insect, it gains several new traits in the eyes of the person causing the shrinking. It seems cuter, for one. Simpler, too.

And less human.

What she is doing feels like stepping on an ant.

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>>33687240
"Like any tool, it is without morality or ethics. It knows neither right nor wrong, good nor evil. When it acts, it is without malice or benevolence. It exists to be used, for good or ill. You don't blame a knife for stabbing someone, so don't blame it for killing us all.

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>>33687751
"I own this lily pad, buckaroo."

>>33687240
The metal twisted beneath my feet and I could feel the stone crumbling between my toes like sand. I had forgotten the body I once had and though I was trapped in this metal shell I was more free than I had ever been.

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>>33687557
"But professor...we don't understand...why did you do this to us? It was a simple kidney transplant, what purpose did this serve? Does this AMUSE you?"
"I'm more amused that you haven't yet considered how you'll be shitting from now on."

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>>33687894
"The first thing that goes through people's heads after they meet her is 'What kind of idiot goes into combat in that kind of outfit.' The last thing that goes through their head is the tip of her sword."

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>>33687945
He laughed openly now; the spell had worked. Having faked his own death and turned himself into a swan, Mort was free to live the rest of his days without his nagging wife and insufferable co-workers. Fowl play indeed.

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>>33687240
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE ME?

MAN MADE THE KNIFE.

MAN MADE THE GUN.

HELLO, GRANDFATHER.

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>>33687945
Everyone else was stupefied by their new forms. But Gerry, not Gerry, he loved the chaos and now he was living it.

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>>33688110
>'Ello there, ol' chum! Now, ya don' know me, *per say*, bu' you an' I 'ave some, err, *business* ta discuss, as it were!
>Now, I know wha' yer finkin'! "There 'ere be a shark! An a roight dapper one, at that! Wha' can 'e possibly be sellin' roight now?"
>Well, tha fing is? I ain't sellin' nuthin! I'm a bloody dapper shark, m8. I jes' came ta eatcha!

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>>33688183
King Barry had met the first subject of his new Ocean Kingdom.

>>33688206
"Who ARE you? WHAT ARE YOU?"

His cloak looked it belonged in the world, yet came from another. His chin bore a beard that seemed to be purely the result of lack of care. His smirk was perfectly sophisticated.

"My name is Tycho Brahe," he said simply, "and I roll twenties."

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>>33688384
Oh, and image.

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>>33688242
"I love it when my dinner calls me cute"

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>>33688451
The figure just screamed. At first I was hurt, I thought it was screaming at me, then I realized I'd scream to if all I could do was scream.

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>>33688469
"I have come from the Inquisition, I have word there is a heretic in your midst. If they are not produced in 24 hours I will have this hovel burned to the ground and everyone put to the stake!"

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>>33688625
I know they're watching me. Though the real question is do they know I'm watching them?

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>>33689093
"Your mistake was hunting me. Now I hunt you."

>>33689169
"Don't pity her. Yes, she was born into the life of the mafia, and yes, she doesn't see an inkling of their credits, but she could have left at any time. She chose to butcher those people, and she chose to move those weapons, just like she's choosing to peddle those IDs now."

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>>33689218
Providing pic for continuance...

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>>33688615
Shit. It didn't work. It was still in the mirror, and still commanding the things now dragging me away, but its commands had changed from, "Take this worm from my sight" to "PaHELdragENNoutTHAwooIT", and judging by the hesitation of its servants, they were still following its instructions to the letter. Just because something's broken doesn't mean it stops.

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>>33689329
"Ha! Guys look at this, she thinks she can cut the wire with her fingers!"

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>>33689432
"I've seen things you can't believe. Want me to share?"

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>>33688615

Peter watched his reflection wrench forward, slamming into the mirror, breaking the glass from the other side. The reflection snapped its head back, screaming like a stuck pig, and banged his head into the glass again.

Drawing back its head for one last ram, the bleeding face looked at Peter, spitting blood as it spoke.

"I. Want. Your. Life."

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>>33689360

"Our central AI told me that this form would stimulating to your reproductive system. I've locked the door for our convenience. Once we finish our genetic exchange, if you survive, you may leave."

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>>33688206

>chum

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>>33689643
The women of the Sunken Lands were said to be menacing but when the professor saw that face with its intentions written upon it in blood for the first time he nearly screamed his throat dry.

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>>33689726
I've been reliving that same battle, over and over and over again, every day, for years. I still lose.

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>>33689913
The ant perplexed the man, the spot perplexed the ant, and spot wasn't conscious.

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>>33690354
The quantum mallard sent ripples through time and space. Long was its reach, murderous its intent.

>>33690407
This is what happens when you're exposed to it directly. Lovecraft was wrong about one thing, the true horrors are merciful. You don't go mad from the sight, the sight just burns you right off your bones.

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>>33690354

No one ever suspected the duck. And once the last pieces of the plan into place, it would be too late.

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>>33690455
Years of team fortress had prepared him for this moment. They would come to rue the day he snapped. They would come to rue the hat.

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>>33690487
A deep, dominating laughter echoes from the dark corridor ahead of you. An eery chill descends, and in your ear you hear a spine-tingling whisper.

Commence the jigglin'!

>>33690354
"Ah, yes, KZ-442; The first confirmed instance of a Grey Goo event on a planetwide scale. Observe now, one of our probes taking footing of the duck we sent down with it. The nanites should be aware of its presence in just a few moments..."

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>>33690539
"Your only mistake was challenging me."

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>>33690539
After a thousand years of being a god alone in the universe. Life left him in the blink of an, mortality was the final pleasure he was given.

[Spoiler] I love Risk of Rain [/Spoiler]

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>>33690802
Kill you? I'm not going to kill you, thief.

I'm going to FUCK you.

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>>33690749

...Hmmm. I only really want one of you dead, but I guess the other four are going to get in the way...

Ah, well. Collateral damage. Not like I needed witnesses, anyhow."

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>>33690968
A game of chance a man can win
But no one can choose to lose to sin
Crimes are always repaid in full
Whether or not they have a toll
Vanity has its price like most
Your face, your lie, you have lost

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>>33691077
They say the only reason why he wears those glasses is because his vision is so acute he's blinded by a candle's light... no matter to him though, at night he can see in the darkest places... and kill what hides in them. And he's looking for you.

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>>33691208
"No, you don't understand. We're going to drive them from our land, and then we're going to follow them and raze their country while they watch. You say my methods are wrong? Fuck you. You're either with me or you're against me. Make your choice and get out of my sight. My men haven't killed anyone today and they'd love the chance."

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>>33691315
"See that? I did that with my own bare hands!"

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>>33691315
"He was the chosen one. he should have saved us from the Bovine Menace, fighting against the darkness of The Cud instead, he embraced it. May He Who Saves, save us all."

>>33691457
"Who needs shoes, when you can FLY?"

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>>33691496
"I was falsely accused of being a werewolf and got burnt on the stake for it. Turns out, the devil has a sense of irony and brought me back as one that still burns with the flames of hatred. Now, that same hatred shall BURN YOU ALL!"

>>33691315
"Where I live you make rules with your hands." He drops the bloody mess in his grip, "Your hands are clean, pretty, without wear and I know you are a foreigner. I will make it easy then, foreigner, my rule is bow to me."

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You guys suck.

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>>33698215
"Third of the line of the Highpass Silvermanes, Lord of the Three-Peaks, Slayer of Wyrms, and Master of the Steel Art, I - Ingmund Silvermane - will end your miserable lives here."