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>>33646939

It's only when you lean forward on your desk, both elbows planted on the polished teak and glare at them from above your tented fingers that one of them finally cracks. It's the pink-haired one. Hanasaki Tsubomi. Seemingly very near tears, she raises a hand.

"War...Warmaster? I...I apologize if I'm speaking out of turn, but I--um, we, Heartcatch Squad..." She briefly glances at her squadmates, as if looking for support - and finding none, absolutely none, she swallows hard instead before turning back to you. "I...I speak for my entire squad when I say that...that we know what we did wrong, and we apologize for it, and we promise not to do it again, and--"

"Who died and made you Squad Captain?" A nasty little voice snaps out, cutting the snowballing apology off before it could gather more 'ands'. "You're not speaking for ME, Hanasaki. Fucking get over yourself."

The rest of the squad visibly cringe at this, moreso than Tsubomi does. Each of them - with the exception of the purple-haired one who cleared her throat earlier - inches slowly away from the source of the voice, namely the blue-haired girl standing just next to Tsubomi. ...Kurumi Erika, from what her profile says. Also an Eversor.

"In fact, I'm not apologizing." There it was. That self-assured, supremely self-confident tone of someone who absolutely believes that she had all the facts, and all of them are in her favor. Someone who who was so absolutely certain of what she was saying, and what she was fighting for, that she'd end her sentences with a bite to the jugular just to make the point stick. You've heard this kind of voice before, from a certain strong-spirited Eversor with blue hair.

You made her your Equerry.

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>>33646956

"Rank Leader Sayaka should just fucking give us a break. We got the top spot in the trials, even with SOME of us not pulling our own weights." Erika breaks stance here, crossing her arms over her chest and cocking her head back. "What was the harm, anyway? It was just one little party! And your boyfriend was REALLY happy to see you again, wasn't he, Hanasaki? Was he STILL talking about coolling off for a few weeks? No? Thought so."

She then makes a noise - a self-assured, self-approving 'hmph' that told everyone within earshot that to prove her wrong was to tear down the walls of logic and common sense.

"Please, Erika-chan, we shouldn't--" Tsubomi also breaks stance as well, holding up both hands for calm as she turns towards the short blue ball of hate now staring daggers at you. "The Warmaster, she--"

"She's not even RATIFIED yet!" Erika sneers. "You'd know if if you listened to the other captains talk and chat, Hanasaki! And besides, everyone knows Miss Mami's supposed to be the REAL Warmaster - but the Incubator rigged the votes somehow, and WE have to make do with her!"

It's here that the yellow-haired one - a tall, skinny number wearing an equally-sunny costume, in complete contrast to the serious expression on her face - steps towards her blue-haired squad mate. "...Erika, you're calling the Warmaster a fraud in her own office." Her refined, polite voice completely at odds with her words. "You are putting us in a world of SHIT, and it's going to be worse if you don't fucking shut up right this moment--"

"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, MYOUDOIN?!" Erika's scream fills your office now, and you glance towards the heavy door leading to your quarters - hoping that the wood's thick enough to block the sound out and keep Misaka undisturbed. "IF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TRIP ON YOUR COSTUME AND BREAK YOUR ANKLE LIKE A, A DILDO, WE'D HAVE BROKEN THE OFFICIO RECORD!"

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>>33646962

"She didn't trip," The purple-haired of them now speaks. "She fell after trying to help me up. Erika, we've been over this--"

"FUCK YOU, TSUKIKAGE! I knew you were going to be fucking trouble, too! Get out of my FACE!"

It's also here that you note, as the four squabble loudly and nastily, that the three remaining members of Heartcatch Squad aren't exactly jumping in to join their squadmates, merely staring ahead with neutral expressions firmly set on their faces. One of them in particular, her hair cut in a severe bobcut that reminds you of your past hairstyle - simply sighs as she catches you staring at them, before shrugging.

How do you react?

[]Clear your throat, tell them to settle down.
[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
[]Discreetly call in Kyoko, and have her see how Heartcatch Squad is misbehaving.

>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
Yeah, enough fun and games. Time for a little intimidation.

>>33646975
[x]Shoot Erika to establish dominance.

>>33646975
[x]Shoot Erika in the knees.

>>33646975
[X] tell them to shut up and sit down

They're digging themselves deeper. Obviously we need to add a team building exercise to their punishment

>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

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>>33646975
>[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

Dark Precure! DARK PRECURE!!!

>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

I am sort of regretting putting misaki to bed. Having her on our lap would be the perfect excuse to get them to shut to fuck up.

>>33646975
>[X]Clear your throat, tell them to settle down.
>[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

Have her know we mean business and that we don't want it to end badly.

>>33646975
>[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

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>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
*Click."

>>33646975
[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

I'm not supporting shooting her, but man, she sure is asking for it...
>how many times do we let her get away with it before we do help her off her knees? I think 1 more.

>>33646975
>[X] Casually place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

No need to break them up yet. Just keep quietly escalating presence.

>>33646975
>[x]Kneecap the Bitch.
>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

>>33647026
>how many times do we let her get away with it before we do help her off her knees? I think 1 more.
As soon as she wakes up Misaka she's fucked.

Start of the thread and these girls are already being little angels.
>>33647001
>>33647004
Seconding these.

If these idiots are stupid enough to start screaming and fighting in front of the boss when they KNOW they are going to be punished, then I wonder if they are actually smart enough to care about the DEagle.

>>33646975
[X] Clear your throat, tell them to settle down.
[X] Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

Don't take crap from no one, especially not a snot-nosed grunt barely out of basic.

Actually, I change my
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
To
>[x]Kneecap the Bitch.
>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

>>33647001
>>33647004
>>33647036

I like this, actually.

[X] Shoot Erika. Have Myoudin take her to the infirmary and report back immediately.
[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

>>33647042
I wonder if the blue haired bitch is baiting us. She wants a fight

>>33647058
Lets go with this

[X] Shoot Erika. Have Myoudin take her to the infirmary and report back immediately.
[X]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table

>>33646975
I like this.>>33647055
>[x]Kneecap the Bitch.
>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

>>33647004
[X]shoot AT something BEHIND Erika.

We generally do not miss what we're aimining at, so hopefully that will be sufficient to make our point, unless SHE'S really stupid.

>>33647058
>Kurumi Erika
If she'd continue to rant even with the Deagle on the table. I say shoot both of her knees.

Uh guys, we realize shooting will mean waking Misaka up right?

>>33647071
I think relying on this one to understand any kind of subtlety at all is asking too much.

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>>33646975

>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

"I could order your deaths now. Save us having to kill your witches."

>>33646975
>[]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.

>>33647076
...fair point

>>33646975
>[x]Kiss Erika to establish dominance

I really don't want to shoot the bitch just yet, Golden weapons can do permanent damage to MGs, Kyoko never got her eye back, the bitch might not walk again normally.

we're trying to steer them to the correct path, not cripple one of the best budding squads we have.

>>33647058
"You girls really hate your knees, huh?"

>>33647078
I sincerely hope so.

Because the image of breaking another Eversor over the table with our bare hands is delicious.

>>33647076
I'd be surprised if mere gunfire is enough to wake the arms dealer prematurely.

>>33647076
This. Do not shoot

>>33646975
I suggest a middle of the road option here.
>[x]Chamber a round/cock Golden Desert Eagle loudly to be sure we get her attention, THEN put it on the table.
This will be a stronger cue for them to simmer down, but without actually shooting anyone.

>>33646975
>[X]Shoot her in the knee

>>33647095
>Golden weapons can do permanent damage to MGs, Kyoko never got her eye back, the bitch might not walk again normally.
incorrect: Kyoko lost her eye to a non-golden weapon.

In addition, we lost an arm to the actual Katana.

>>33647095
We don't have to shoot them with the golden deagle. A normal deagle would work too.

>>33647095
See Midori.

>>33647076

Nope, still going with shoot. If Misaka wakes up, even better because that gives us a reason to get even more angry at them.

That aside, it's unlikely. Warmaster suite in the Officio? Kharn's former abode? High likelihood of being soundproofed.

So, yes, go ahead and shoot Erika.

Get some discipline into these girls.

>>33647115

Kyoko lost her eye to the pig sticker.

Kiraka then turned and pointed the thing at sayaka.

Why just the deagle? I say we star fishing out more amd more absurd and destructive shit out of the shield and throw it on the table while we look for it. Then we shoot her.

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>>33646975

>>33647095

Incorrect.

>>33647115
>>33647118

These two guys have it correct. So, yes, go ahead and shoot her.

>>33647123

Incorrect. She lost her eye before then.

We can just pull a suppressed pistol from the shield? A H&K Mk. 23 should do fine.

Heck, we don't even have to shoot her, just point the finger and go "bang!".

>>33647130
>every verbal and physical mistake they make, a new weapon is placed on the desk
>eventually breaks under the pressure
>everyone finally notices
>"These are your mistakes, I am going to use them on you... I'm counting the desk too."

Please don't shoot her. we're the "President", not a cop with a power complex.

>>33647130
......this

>>33647152
Technically we're the leader of two thousand magically enhanced specially trained killing machines that regularly assassinate, pillage, or take high-profile bodyguard missions.

>>33647152
I thought our title was "Warmaster?"

>>33647130

Because that doesn't really set the image of a proper warmaster and more moemura.

>>33647168
>>33647172

While we want to set the image that we're a lot more firmer than Kharn, I like the idea of a Warmaster who can put her subordinates in place with a look.

That, and shooting a petulant Magical Girl with a bloated sense of ego just because she keeps flapping her mouth doesn't really send that good a message. We're "supposed" to be better than that.

>>33647198
Agreed.

And we tried that.

Didn't work. She couldn't stop herself.

So lets assist her.

>>33647198

Indeed.

We can always shoot after this display.

>>33647198
They clearly can't control themselves. In a job where death is practically a guarantee, us disciplining them is a lot better than them being killed on the battlefield.

>>33647212

Have we?

We've not even glared at her yet. Just sat there and smoked.

>>33647198

Except we already did the silent treatment and it didn't really take on her.

I really do think it's time for some discipline here because this is crass insubordination.

This is the sort of behavior that should be stamped out IMMEDIATELY.

Shoot her in the kneecap AFTER they all leave for their assignment. Make her deliver her message without a leg to stand on.

>>33647225
pluse bing killed a few times off field will be motivation to not die on the field

I guess that people think that we are too much of a watch wearing dildo and feel that we need to do act more like murderface in order to balance the scales

>>33647235
Perhaps we should take a more....personal approach. Maybe just us and the hat while she's locked in a room with our little russians robot dog.

>>33647243
Murderface>briads>dildows

>>33647238
Why bother sending her. I say we kick her out of the squad and beck to the beginning of basic. The rest of the squad seem more reasonable and redeemable.

>>33647167
>>33647168
Acting really tough works great in most girls but Erika is apparently too stupid to be afraid of us.

The old middle school teacher trick of use-group-punishments-and-let-the-kids-destroy-each-otherwill make the problem child more and more isolated till she breaks.

We would be better off just rapeing the cock-hunger out of her too, but that's not gonna happen.

>>33647212
>>33647215

I'm just wary of shooting Erika just because she decided to give us lip.

Now if she decided to escalate even further, I have no qualms.

>>33647225
And shooting one of them will guarantee their discipline how? It might be my headache talking but I can't see the logic past establishing ourselves as "Top Dog", so to speak.

>>33647235
And having Sayaka and Kyouko PT her until the Medicae have to carry her to the Infirmary is different, because?

It should normally be the Rank Leader's job to discipline the folks under her command anyway.

Something like this: >>33647258

>>33647253
Murderface spanking the bad eversor on the bottom with her metal spikey hand.
+this hurts you+

>>33647258
Put her in the silent room and make he read through reports of how bad things get when you fuck up and act like a twat.

So which vote won anyway? Whats going to happen?

>>33647277
+I know you feel this+

>>33647286
Do whatever to her really. She's worthless at the moment. Even if the rest of the squad fucked up the care for each other and work as a team, so they can be set right easily.

>>33647297

I counted like 9 to 8 for placing gun on table to shooting

>>33647297
Gun on the table won, nya. Which...I don't personally think will have much of an effect on someone who already obviously doesn't respect us, but we'll see how it goes!

>>33647273
>It should normally be the Rank Leader's job to discipline the folks under her command anyway.

This was escalated to the Warmaster because the Rank Leader didn't trust her judgement in this case so now it's our job.

If you guys really, really, absolutely must refuse to shoot her, then I suggest calling in Sayaka and ordering Erika confined to one week (or more) of Silent Room solitary confinement.

Because this is insubordination and if we let this slide, it sends the message that it's fine to disparage and undermine the authority of the Warmaster which is something that should not be allowed.

>>33647297
+there is no fear+
+relinquish your form to us+
+hold my hand Shepard+

>>33647312
Yeah, I wasn't necessarily for shooting though it would have been fine, but MORE silent treatment, gun threat or no, doesn't seem like the best approach here.

>>33647312
>Which...I don't personally think will have much of an effect on someone who already obviously doesn't respect us,

If she keeps going I say we summon the Chain axes.

Eh. If she still doesn't shut up after putting the gun on the table, i'm all for shooting her.

>>33647331
Shoot her in the kneecaps.

>>33647331
I get the feeling this dumb cunt is dumb enough to not shut up.

>>33647312
Cheer up, that means we have free license to punch her with Yuu if she decides to go keep being an idiot.

If we have the Golden Bangles.

>>33647320
I completely agree with (severely) punishing Erika, just that shooting her doesn't seem to be the best way to do it. The "Kick her back to Basic" and "Silent Room Confinement" ideas are good.

Anyways, I'll just consider us putting the Golden DEagle on the table as a final warning. Anymore past that and Erika is asking for it.

One of them's going to end up with a golden weapon somehow. I'm almost sure of it. Assuming it hasn't happened already.

>>33647331
They should shut up as they know ship bulletXkneecap otp, but the brat is just trying to get our goat. She should stay behind after the others leave for a direct inquiry.

>>33647320
Completely agree with Hat here. If we don't put her in her place (rolling on the floor in agony missing half a leg), she needs extra punishment.

Insubordination is unacceptable, and she'd be fired from most jobs.

>>33647348

It's Erika... She IS going to keep running her mouth.

>>33647371
well then she can run it with no legs all the way to a silent room.

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>>33647371
>inb4:

>>33647320
>>33647350
And to explain further, I just don't want to set the precedent/reputation that we use violence to resolve all our problems, regardless of efficacy.

I'm assuming that Heartcatch Squad here won't be able to shut their traps or that what happens will somehow fall down the Officio grapevine for one reason or another.

>>33647331
Can already hear Chaki now.

"Shut the fuck up."

Then no legs.

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>>33647371
I know it's a different girl, but every fucking time her name is brought up I just keep thinking

>>33647392

Well, she already has the Commissar look going for her...

>>33647382
>I'm assuming that Heartcatch Squad here won't be able to shut their traps or that what happens will somehow fall down the Officio grapevine for one reason or another.

That's fine.

I hope it's mentioned that we gave Erika ample opportunity to back down before we shot her and threw her in a silent room.

A merciful yet stern image is fine.

Make Mumi proud, but don't let little girls with big mouths run all over you, anon.

You'll be unpopular with girls if you don't know when to take a stand!

>>33647402
Who?

>>33647392
Get up close, Shoot her legs off, then continue speaking like you aren't covered in blood and cartilage and there's half a magical girl screaming on the ground

MAXIMUM DESPAIR

>>33647408
Or make someone unable to

>>33647408
> I hope it's mentioned that we gave Erika ample opportunity to back down before we shot her and threw her in a silent room.

Yes, exactly.

Like I said: If Erika keeps it up after the (not-so) subtle threat, she's asking to be knee-capped.

Wish we had the Golden Bangles though, Yuu could use some practice.

>>33647450
Yuu would be overkill.

>>33647450
I'd rather use the chainaxes but your right, Yuu needs more love.

>>33647463
Go full Gendo with YUU Hands

HA HA
TIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS

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>>33647435

This anon understands

>>33647474
I like the idea, also punching her while chained in a silent room sounds nice too if she goes to far with her bitch act.

>>33647487
Ehhh that's more of a torture thing. Just leave her in there with the magical girl primer for a month.

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>>33647484
>what Midori could have experienced if not for Oriko

>>33647484
SHOT THROUGH THE KNEE
AND YUUS TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE
A FORBIDDEN NAME

>>33647424
>Continue speaking

Be hilarious to just pop her a good time in the chair. Then just turn to the others while she is covered in blood on the floor.

>>33647498
Thinking about it yeah... Community Service around the officio for a month as well after her stay in the silent room.

>>33647414
Furudo Erika

>>33647487
To be fair, punching her NOW would also probably be successful.

She's not Sayaka eversor tier yet. Barely out of basic, I'm reasonably certain Homu could take her.

Also, she doesn't get to go to medical until we say so, goddamit.

THATS IT! EVERYONE LINE UP FOR A SPANKING! REMOV, PATCH INTO THE CCTV. BIG MOUTHS GETS TO BE A STAR.

>>33647516
Hopefully it would cure her terminal case of stupid.

>>33647529
...

We're not Kharn.

>>33647543
That's what the hats for, and the panties stay on.

it's sexier that way

>>33647543

No, kharn would have made them run circles around the office naked.

>>33647543
No, spanking is Dildos thing. Rigid discipline and all that.

Wow. Maybe we should think of some alternate punishments? I don't think Erika would do the job right.

>>33647576
[X] Break her nose

>[x]Pointedly place your Golden Desert Eagle on the table.
"You want to keep shooting your mouths off, or
shall I do it for you?"

If you can somehow sneak the Golen Deagle onto the table as if it were always there in the first place, that would be great.

>>33647576
I was think that we kick Erika from the squad and send her back to basic. While the rest of the squad keeps the same punishment from before.

>>33647576

If that's the case, that might be grounds for early retirement just for the principle of it.

>>33647557
>it's sexier that way
Stop making up things.

>>33647001 >>33647004 >>33647036

You take a deep pull from your cigarette - a slow and deliberate inhalation of the relaxing, nicotine-tainted smoke that never failed to calm your nerves.

"This is why we're in here, Kurumi! You have no respect! NO RESPECT AT ALL! This is the head of the Officio you're talking trash with here, not just Miss Kyoko--"

"Respect isn't given, it's fucking EARNED, MYOUDOUIN! I don't give a shit if she's got the hat and the coat, they mean completely shit! Figures you'd start brown-nosing even before we get our official designations, why don't you suck out her shit while you're up her ass already?!"

You hold your breath in, savoring the taste, savoring the slightly-chilly sensation of filling your lungs with the chemically-enriched air.

"Erika-chan, please, listen! Miss Sayaka's already mad enough at us as it is, even if you don't care about the Warmaster, just think about her, at least! We don't want her to hear about--"

"I'M standing up for all of us! Miss Sayaka will hear about ME standing up for everyone here, even when the rest of you sorry fucks won't even see just how much bullshit this IS! And I expected BETTER from you, Hanasaki, I TRUSTED you to--"

And it's here, as you exhale, that you draw your Golden Desert Eagle from its holster and fire a single snap-shot.

Cutting Erika off in mid-sentence, and...well, cutting her off at the knees, too. Or just at the knee.

[1/2]

>>33647576

Actually, I think she will.

Just to spite us, I don't think even she will foul up a job like this due to its emotional sensitivity.

>>33647597

And it's here, as you exhale, that you draw your Golden Desert Eagle from its holster and fire a single snap-shot.

Cutting Erika off in mid-sentence, and...well, cutting her off at the knees, too. Or just at the knee.

The effect, hilariously enough, is delayed. Even as the arguing group heard Erika shriek at the same time they saw her collapse facefirst onto the floor, her left knee exploding in a neat little shower of gore and splintered bone - they take a few seconds to actually acknowledge the fact that one of them, ONE of them is screaming her head off while bleeding all over the carpet. Tears of pain and outrage pouring from her wide, stunned eyes as she grabs the bleeding stump of her thigh with both hands, crying and swearing and pleading for help. It takes them another few seconds to jolt themselves out of their shock, crouching down to help their fallen comrade, getting blood all over their costumes as a result.

You note again that the three other Eversors - the ones who had been quiet this entire exchange - simply stand stock-still at this. Keeping at attention, even when you've just kneecapped their most vocal squadmate. The one with the bob cut didn't even flinch when a bit of Erika's blood ended up on her cheek.

...Heh. Well. At least they're not ALL dildoes.

You drop the Golden Desert Eagle on your desk, and it lands with a solid, deafening thump on the teak. This makes the entire group flinch again, as if mistaking it for another gunshot. The ones crowding around Erika glance up towards you, their eyes wide and staring, unbelieving at what you've just done. Tsubomi herself is positively crying now, but valiantly trying not to sob - simply letting her tears run copiously down her cheeks.

[2/3]

>>33647597
Bueno

>>33647597
SHOTS FIRED

>>33647581
>Send Erika off, "decide later"
>Give the others black letter duties
>Wait till Erikas asleep
>Sneak in
>BANG BANG BANG, BANG BANG
>Wakes up screaming
>Nothing
>Commander walks in
>"You could have been dead, and that could have been your boys from last week."
>"Security 101, motherfucker. Learn to speak it."

>>33647597
So good

>>33647610

You drop the Golden Desert Eagle on your desk, and it lands with a solid, deafening thump on the teak. This makes the entire group flinch again, as if mistaking it for another gunshot. The ones crowding around Erika glance up towards you, their eyes wide and staring, unbelieving at what you've just done. Tsubomi herself is positively crying now, but valiantly trying not to sob - simply letting her tears run copiously down her cheeks.

"Myoudouin?" You murmur in the stunned silence, with only Erika's sobbing and swearing the only other sound in your room.

"Y-yes, Warmaster?"

"Take Kurumi to sick bay. Get the Venenum to put a new leg on her. Then report back here, on the double."

The blonde glances at her bloodstained colleagues, then at Erika, before turning back to nod at you. "A-at once, Warmaster."

And commendably enough, despite the obvious shock still leadening her movements, Itsuki gets Erika out of your office quickly - with all that's left of this particular event a fresh stain of blood on your office carpet. Heartcatch Squad, sans two members, slowly re-forms its previously orderly line, albeit with two of its members now sporting bloodstains on their costumes as well.

Their gaze darting at the Desert Eagle on your desk from time to time.

+ Nicely done, + States a cold voice in your head.

+I...that seemed a bit much, but she was pretty...mean...+ Says another, this one a bit more hesitant.

+ SHOULD'VE. GONE. FOR. THE. FACE. + A third one, rough and jagged, chuckles.

How do you proceed?

[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
[]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
[]Other.

>>33647610
The one that didn't flinch. She's the new squad leader. Send the bitch to medical. Continue as previously planned with the letters. Also throw in a line about how drama is distracting and distractions get you killed.

>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

Report

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So, as a little side project I'm going to be drawing idol cards. Noir cards? Anyway, here's the lineup:

01 Malal
02 Kharn
03 [vote]
04 Pinky
05 GirlA
06 [vote]
07 Kirika
08 [vote]
09 [vote]
10 TinyPete

11 [vote]
12 Enyo
13 [vote]
14 Enishi
15 [vote]
16 Cave Fish
17 Yuma 18 [vote]
19 [vote]
20 [secret]

The list has been stacked to give side characters a chance.
We'll vote for the first slot after Kharn is done (votes will always be done after writeups so the thread isn't shit up with waifu wars).

I'll be streaming so you can watch the cards get drawn during the threads:
twitch[x]tv/elbowlick

We're starting with Malal today!

>>33647623
>[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.

>>33647623
>[x]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.

>>33647623
>Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647623
[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647623
[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

Acting as though shooting someone in the knees is just another day in the office for us is the best way.

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>>33647623
>[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647641
You have best girl in there so just keep on keepin' on!

>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647623
>[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
Remember times for the stick, times for the carrot.

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>>33647623
>[x]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.

I imagine that Chiaki smiling would look something like this.

>>33647623
wow! Ed Edd and eddy all agree. 3 pointer Murderface.

>>33647623
>[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

Kneecaps are not an unusual occurrence around us anyway.

>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647623
>[]Other.
>Ask if they would like to take a few seconds to calm down before giving their version of the event that got them into trouble.
At least let her stop crying.

>>33647641
Whoa, this looks like a really orderly way to go about this. Bravo, Dan! Looking forward to voting, nya~

>>33647623
[x] "If I wasn't her warmaster, this would be a prime example of not letting strangers in without having security search them."

[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.

>>33647623
>[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
This makes me very happy.

>>33647623
[X]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

you hear that? sweet sweet silence.

>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

Well, it isn't abnormal for us. What would be abnormal is if we somehow didn't get a new fangirl out of this.

>>33647623
>+ Nicely done, + States a cold voice in your head.
>+I...that seemed a bit much, but she was pretty...mean...+ Says another, this one a bit more hesitant.
>+ SHOULD'VE. GONE. FOR. THE. FACE. + A third one, rough and jagged, chuckles.

These girls know where its at.

>>33647623
Can we give armour a promotion?

I feel like armour needs a promotion.

>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647623
[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
But try to look like you didn't want to have to do what you did, no matter how much you enjoyed it.

>>33647623
>[X] "I would have thought twice but I will not have her destroy the reputation of this officio, now lets get on to business and tell me what happened."

>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>+ Nicely done, + States a cold voice in your head.
>+I...that seemed a bit much, but she was pretty...mean...+ Says another, this one a bit more hesitant.
>+ SHOULD'VE. GONE. FOR. THE. FACE. + A third one, rough and jagged, chuckles.
At least all four of us are in agreement, even if someone as stupid as Kurumi won't learn anything from this.
And grinding those Soul Links!
We'll get that gun-kata, skillwires, accurate item recovery, and telekinesis yet!

>>33647623
>[x]Other.
[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask BOBCAT for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

[] act like nothing happened and the ask in a British Bobby voice "oi OI what's all this them chaps?"

>>33647623
>[]Other.
Slide out the cartridge.

"I hope there will be no more... insubordination... during this meeting."


Slowly put another bullet in the cartridge. Put the deagle on the table loudly. Stand up and walk around the desk.

"Now. Would any of you like to explain what happened?"

Give your most winning smile.

>>33647623
>>33647651

[X] Smirk once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.

Chiaki doesn't do smiles, unless it involves imotous, Midori or Mami. :D

>>33647694
Does this mean we're getting more in-tune with our inner Homura and thus one step closer to unlocking our repressed memories and going for pinky-exclusive end, devouring the universe together?

>>33647723
BOBCAT FOR NEW SQUAD LEADER

>>33647678
>not letting strangers in without having security search them
That's really a worthless gesture when Magical Girls are involved.

>>33647745
Everybody loves her now.

>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
Also, set frown to DREDD level.

>>33647744
Here's hoping!

>>33647740
>Slowly put another bullet in the cartridge

Please stop talking.

>>33647623
>[X]Smile once, and then ask the one with the bobcut just exactly what happened. Let the other two stew in their juices while you ask one of the more sensible ones.
Time to whip the rest into shape.

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>>33647745
>>33647759

Dark Precure is the second best.

Moonlight is better.

But Dark Precure is pretty damn great

Respect goes both ways.
Also, kneecaps are a privilege - not a right.

>>33647761
Gotta Gendo face it.
Also see of our desk has a device that makes it rise up

>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647623
>[x]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.

>>33647794
Erika needs to spend a little time understanding Officio procedure.

[X] Ask Mami where can we put her so she gets a first hand view of WHY the rules exist.

All I can think of is guard duty, but I'm sure there must be something better.

Welp. Now I know how it feels to miss a reference in MGNQ.
What are these Heartcatches? Why haven't the other three reacted, or is that not a part of the reference?

>>33647795
>Gotta Gendo face it.
When Tiny Pete is fully repaired, can we get him to stand at our side like our own Fuyutsuki?

>>33647840
I want him as our butler. Wearing a tuxedo and a monocle.

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>>33647836

They are Pretty Cure.

Cure Blossom, Cure Marine, Cure Sunshine and Cure Moonlight are the main team. Dark Precure is an antagonist.

No idea who the others are supposed to be, but probably other PreCure characters since they were mentioned to be melee specialists, like Kumatora

>>33647623
>[]Act as if you did nothing out of the ordinary, and ask them for their version of the event that got them into trouble.
HAIRFLICK

>>33647694
The three stooges are always awesome.

>>33647623
>[X] Apologize for interrupting their squad leader. Explain that criticisms and objections are welcome, but that we expect them to be voiced professionally if we're to respond professionally. Then, ask each in turn for their version of events, starting from the bobcut and working your way through each of them.

It's our first disciplinary action, we want to establish a reputation for being harsh enough that we don't have to do this often, but we also want to establish a reputation for being reasonable enough that we don't inspire unnecessary rebellion. Starting off with violence so early isn't doing us any favors after Kharn.

>>33647919
Stop being a doormat.

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>>33647893
I find nothing at fault in this statement.

Need more art of MURDERFACE

>>33647726
>[x] act like nothing happened and the ask in a British Bobby voice "oi OI what's all this them chaps?"

>>33647840
I hope we get to talk to tiny Pete in depth more so we can find out his two favorite things are punching and being a frilly maido[/spoiler{

>>33647770
My brain pooped.

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>>33647933

I have this?

>>33647961
This is good, Hat.

>>33647623
Start counting them, right to left, two numbers per person.

If anyone asks what we're doing, say, "Making sure I don't need to reload."

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>>33647795
>>33647840
That would be glorious.

>>33647919
Me again, I wanted to make sure my vote got in, but to elaborate, making each of them talk helps give the impression that we're listening, but at the same time makes each of them feel very uncomfortable, both of which are exactly what we want to create the impression that disciplinary HEARINGS are a punishment of their own (to discourage people from assuming they can get us on their side), but that if you do wind up in one you'll get a fair shake at explaining what you did.

We're very fortunate that these people clearly fucked up, though, because it means we don't have to worry so much about the politics of punishing them - that's going to be clearly the Right Thing in the eyes of the office, so it's just a matter of making sure the punishment is fitting and that our behavior in the hearing cultivates the reputation we want.

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>>33647933
I'm imagining her as crossover of pic related and Chaos Obliterator.

We should get ratified when we get the time.

>>33647990
They clearly just don't understand why we don't have the rules we do. The Black Letters are a good example of "We die often," which is why it's such a good punishment. Nothing like a nonlethal brush with mortality to set rulebreakers straight.

>>33647961
>Crown
Did IBRS have a huge crown like that? I know BRS Beast has one.

Kinda tempted to start a Murderface figma..

>>33648005
That'll be stuffed on us very soon.

And I have a bad feeling the Church bombing was a precursor to it.

>>33647961
Always imagined her as more bulky and heavily armored and spikey. Just a little Homura face peeking out from under a half cracked carapace helmet.

>>33647924
Oh, come on, it's not like we're apologizing for SHOOTING her. We're apologizing for interrupting her, which was an unfortunate side effect! Plus, we're clarifying the intent of the shooting, which wasn't about establishing dominance (that's not going to be a good route to go down) but was about establishing rules of engagement.

You wanna run your mouth off, fine, we can do that, but I prefer to talk with my gun in those situations.

>>33648000
Aw shit, is that a black gauna?
You have good taste

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>>33647990

I like this. Let's see if it comes up, but I definitely like the idea.

>>33648013

I... I don't know? I never watched BRS... That's just how Hayate designed her!

Also, here's some art from me!

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>>33647976
>>33648013
>>33648021

Here's more Murderface/Armored Fragment art.

These were done by Hayate

>>33648022
The officer doesn't explain himself to the enlisted.

>>33648038
That's some hypercute stuff right there

>>33648066
Weapon grade cute, even!

>>33648050
That's good but not enough spikes and you can see her mouth. I figure she was covered all the way up except for one corner of her face being human. Explains the no talking.

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>>33648122

This version is spikier, but her mouth is still visible.

Sorry, anon! That's just how the various artists envisioned her!

Side note: leave the blood stain. Have Erika clean it up later.

>>33648122
Please become inspired by their failure to become a drawfag. The world needs more.

>>33648190
With her tongue. Hanyaa~

>>33648122
I dunno. It kinda makes her a more tragic figure if she could speak, but due to trauma has sortof forgotten how.

>>33648055
We've been shit at behaving like a soldier for the entire quest so far, anyway. We're not going to do well if we insist on military discipline only when it benefits us.

>>33648190
>Not just leaving the blood stains there.

Be one of the best intimation methods ever "See that blood stain? That was from this one bitch who thought to fuck with me. That one over there? That was from the time this one assassin broke in."

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>>33648201
You're the reason Decu has been getting so lewd lately!

>>33648230
Okay, fine.

Have Midori do it.

>>33648223
But what do we do when the carpet is all red?

>>33648122

Her face was pretty vividly described when Midori met her and she roared showing sharp teeth.

>>33648237
I'm getting a booonerrrr~

>>33648234
Of course Wendy is the reason that Decu posts porn of Wendy.

>>33648240
We annex another office and make sure people have to walk through this one to get to it.

>>33648240
buy a new carpet so we can start again.

>>33648240
Sayaka route unlocked, we know she loves red carpet.

>>33648240
Tell people "See this carpet? It didn't start red."

>>33648264
the old carpet is cut into squares and used to decorate the hallway leading up to the office.

>>33648252
The funny thing is that Wendy makes it sound like all the fatboobs Wendy is Decu's idea, though.

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>>33648240
Make sure Sayaka doesn't catch us shaggin her wife.

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>>33647597
#ShotsFired

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>>33648277

>>33648277
kek'd

>>33648240
Make the girls stand near the drapes.

>>33648277
Told status:
>even the incubator kek'd

>>33648398
Why? So we can make them match for Sayaka?

>>33648428
Keep talking like that and soon they will.

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>>33647647 >>33647649 >>33647650 >>33647652

It's when Myoudouin returns - gasping for breath as she closes the door behind her, looking as if she'd run the entire way back to your office - that you start. Making it a point to act as if you've done nothing out of the ordinary, despite the fact that shooting the blue-haired Eversor in mid-sentence had felt so, so good. The cathartic release of pent-up stress and frustration making your toes curl in your heels.

"Now, can anyone tell me, in their own words..." You start to say, here, keeping your voice low and calm, even as Tsubomi herself flinches again at your voice. "...what was it that you guys did that got you into this...world of shit?" You nod at the bloodstained Myoundouin Itsuki as you borrow her own colorful turn of phrase - the blonde hesitantly nodding back in return. "Take your time," you remind them after a moment. "I know how these things go."

It's Tsubomi herself who offers the explanation, after an exchange of brief, furtive glances with the rest of the squad. Even Bob Cut herself gave the pink-haired, teary-eyed Eversor an encouraging smirk, which surprises you again. ...This is a newbie? Really? Someone like her would've immediately made Squad Captain, at least. Not this nervous pink-haired dildo.

Anyway. After a few false starts where she all but dissolved into stuttering apologies over and over again, Tsubomi manages to fill you in on their side of the story. Their version basically matched up to Kyoko's well enough, just with a bit more detail, in that it was indeed Erika who smuggled the boys in, apparently through an unsecured kitchen staff entrance at the back of the building and some stolen proximity cards from some of the mundane everyday employees.

[1/2]

>>33648512

There were four unauthorized young men inside the Officio Headquarters, all in all, and they spent quite a while inside the squad's communal quarters before they were found out. Tsubomi herself stressed - with nearly all of the squad blushing crimson red - that NOTHING untoward happened, just...a bit of drinking. No hanky panky, definitely. ...Well, maybe a bit of hanky here, some panky there. But definitely not both at the same time, she assured you. Twice, in fact.

"Miss S-Sayaka discovered us, just as we were sending them off to leave," The pink-haired girl stutters. "It...we weren't really up to no good, I swear we weren't, and..." She pauses to glance at her comrades again. "I, um...please, Warmaster, Erika-chan didn't mean any harm, really. She's strong-headed, but she just...I believe she just wanted to reward us for a job well done." Another awkward pause, and Tsubomi bows her head. "That's...that's all, I think, Warmaster. Thank you. ...Sorry."

Itsuki sighs. "For heaven's sake, Hanasaki, stop DEFENDING her. We all tried to convince her not to do it, but she just went ahead, not listening like always. I know she's your best friend and everything, but--"

Tsubomi flinches as if struck. "N-no! No, I'm not defending her, I'm just telling the truth!" She whirls back towards you, her voluminous ponytail whipping around. "Warmaster, I swear--"

You tap your Desert Eagle with one hand, and both of them sink back into fearful, obedient silence.

Hah. So, that's how it is, then.

How do you respond?

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>>33648013
It's Dragon Slayer's crown.

>>33648535
[X] "Do you understand WHY this is unacceptable behavior?"

>>33648535
Id say execute the stupid one. Constant danger to both her squad and the Officio. Should never have contracted the bitch in the first place.

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>>33648277

>>33648535
[x]Assign them to delivering black letters. Inform them Erika will not be joining them for this.

>>33648567
This

>>33648535
Tell them what their going to do with the envelopes and tell them of their other punishment.

>>33648576
That is a tad overboard.

>>33648535

"Why did none, NONE, of you see it fit to immediately report this breach of regulations AND security?" add >>33648567

The funny thing is that Sayaka did the same thing, smuggling Amber into the building. Too bad it's meta or we could needle her forever with this.

>>33648535
seconding >>33648567

Because really, they don't seem to be apologizing for the right things.

>>33648535
Sneaking unauthorized men into the Officio creates danger to you and your fellows.

Deliver these black letters as a reminder of just what can happen.

>>33648576
I'm betting we're not seeing the whole picture surrounding Erika, or Sayaka would probably already have done this.

>>33648535
"There is a time and a place for illicit behavior, hedonism, or searching for love. Blessed Lady knows those of us with contracts don't always live long enough to find the things that make us happy...however circumventing the security procedures for this Officio to accomplish them are neither the appropriate time, place, or means. Those hands of yours, before your lives end, will likely be stained with the blood of witches, other Puella Magi, and humans. Our enemies are many. Our enemies are strong. Our enemies will ferret out weakness...just how much damage do you think your stunt could have opened us up to?"

"Go ahead, take your time"

"Do you know why what you did was stupid. Will she know why?"

>>33648612
[X] This.

We want to give them an object lesson as to why bringing unauthorised people into the Officio is a Bad Idea, even in addition to the Black Letters. Mind-ping Midori. Get her up here, full Callidus.

As Erica.

>>33648535

>>33648567 is fine.

Would you fug a precure?

>>33648567
Go for it.

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>>33648614
Not just that.

This squad isn't functioning well. Too much infighting and the sneaking men into their quarters is just another symptom.

We need to figure out why Bobcut isn't taking charge and how to get these girls working as a team.

>>33648535
>Tell them why what they did was wrong.
>Give them their punishment; Envelopes and housekeeping work.
>Erika will not be taking part; Silent room for a week, no leave, extra punishment.

>>33648535

This >>33648567
Make sure it's clear they understand security breaches are a big fucking deal, and if they want to go get drunk and fucked, they can do it on their own time and not in a secure area.

>>33648535
I like
>>33648612
and
>>33648567

>>33648535
[x] "You knew she was going to do something monumentally stupid with a high risk of getting caught, and you either didn't or couldn't stop her, and didn't tell your superiors beforehand. Your loyalty to your friends and squad are commendable, but your failure to every other girl in the Officio is...disappointing."
Tell them they're to hand-deliver the Black Envelopes.
Except Erika. She would screw it up, just to spite us. She will get something worse.

>>33648612
Supporting this.

>>33648535

"I don't care if you want to suck a dick on your own time, off the officio grounds. The security protocols are in place to protect you and your fellows from harm, especially in our base of operations.

You put your squad and the rest of the officio for your personal pleasure. The official punishment from the codex can be...harsh. However on account of this being your first infraction and your rookie status; I will instead, be assigning your squad its first mission."

/push the letters on the desk forward.

"You will ensure the proper delivery of these letters to their designated recipients in a manner befitting a member of this officio."

>>33648535
Nothing wrong with either hanky or panky. What's wrong is having outsiders inside the officio, inside the quarters. One (or all) of them could have very easily been an enemy callidus in disguise, or worse (say this part with maximum serious).

If you're going to break Rule 1 (is it rule 1? w/e), do it by sneaking OUT, not letting others sneak IN.

Now, completely unrelated to what I just said, I have an assignment for you. You're to deliver these notices personally. Yes, even whatshername that can't walk, she can have a cane or something. Questions?

>>33648583
[x]Assign them to delivering black letters. Inform them Erika will not be joining them for this.

>>33648641
Yea, we should probably address the horrible teamwork this team has.

>>33648621
She probably didnt want to step on our toes our this. Also the squad leader is bestest friends with the trouble maker.

Also make bobcut the squad leader. PERIOD. She doesnt have any conflict of interests here, unlike the pink cunt.

>>33648668
I think we should talk to Sayaka and recommend it to her. She's the rank leader, don't step on her toes.

>>33648535
Let's go with this one.>>33648567
Put this there too.>>33648612

>>33648669

We should probably consult Sayaka or Kyouko on this. One of them is in charge of the squad and we should know why the placed Hanasaki in the lead and if there is any reason why they overlooked Tsukikage for this.

We were asked to mete out punishment. We should consult before we change the team structure, I think.

>>33648535
[X] >>33648567

That staff entrance needs to be more secured, if a rookie can steal a card and access it, anyone else can as well.

Also, this team dynamic is balls and dildos. It needs to be fixed.

>>33648641
The teamwork issue is Sayaka's/Midorin's job, not ours.

>>33648567
N+1nded

>>33648669
Just because someone has nerves of steel doesn't mean they're quality leader material.

Sayaka/Kyouko probably made pink leader for a reason

>>33648691
Agreed. We'll dole out punishments when they're bumped up to us, but it's still the Rank Leader's jurisdiction for squad rosters.

>>33648669
I agree that Bobcut seems to have her shit together but before making her a squad leader, we should know how she actually performs on the field.

With luck she's just a reluctant squad leader; doesn't want it even when she's perfect for the job.

Or she's cool and collected when given structure which might make her a terrible squad leader but a wonderful follower.

>>33648612
That's probably why she fobbed this off to us. Too guilty.

>>33648705
Ask them why Hanasaki is in charge. We don't want to just randomly change team leaders.

>>33648641
>>33648669
Seconding these.

Squad cohesion is a serious matter, but we're not the ones qualified to address it in this particular instance. Have Sayaka display her superior people-skills.

>>33648691
>>33648711
Agreed. We shouldn't directly intervene, but make some recommendations.

I think talking to Bobcut will help.

>>33648669
>She probably didnt want to step on our toes our this.
If she'd dealt with the issue first, this wouldn't even have reached us.

The fact that she hasn't means there's probably squad dynamics at play that we're not seeing.

>>33648723
Pink has proven susceptible to being shanghiaed by her friends. If pink remains the leader, THE STUPID ONE LEAVES! Period. She is a threat to the squad integrity, and the Officio, what with being able to bully Pink into doing stupid shit.

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>>33648535
[x] >>33648567

If we're content with the info they've given, it's time to make sure they understand what they did wrong and why it was wrong, and then determine their punishment. We also need to remember to have a proper lecture for Erika, since she's no longer here for this one.

If these girls must frolic with outsiders, they should do it outside of the Officio. If they can't bother to do that, they already have a fairly good male impersonator among them to settle for.

>>33648750
If we boot the pink one we're going to have to kill her. Putting her back in basic with another squad would murder her ego: And we've seen she has an explosive temperament. She'd witch out.

Maybe we can sell her to the 2nd? They've been bugging us about Kyoko after all.

>>33648750

Squad was madeup this way for a reason. Lets just refer it to sayaka and see what she has to say on the matter. We shouldn't be doing this sort of micromanagement, that finessing is kyoko and sayaka's job.

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>>33648785
This is a military unit, not a fucking preening lineup. If the stupid one cant understand that then she should be executed.

>>33648732

Yeah, we should ask Sayaka why Hanasaki is in charge. She might have simply overlooked Tsukikage or there's simply battlefield dynamics that we aren't seeing here.

That aside, they're a squad of rookies. One mistake is no reason to remove Hanasaki from the lead, but rather a reason for her to improve herself. If she cannot cope with being leader. then we should consider replacing her.

It was a stupid mistake, yes, but we should keep some perspective before stepping into this, I think.

>>33648750
>>33648785
There is a fucking reason she's a squad leader. Making decisions despite your ignorance is idiotic.

>>33648789
>not pictured: the soapbox she's standing on

>>33648535
>[x] Iseems like you are all more sorry that you were caught than that you did anything wrong

>>33648815
>we should keep some perspective
Hat, people are calling for the execution of a teenage girl for a single fuck up.
Perspective in this issue is long dead.

>>33648535
>unsecured kitchen entrance
As soon as we're done here, bring this to either QB or whoever is in charge of security. this needs to be fixed before someone more dangerous than teenage boners come through.

[X]"I'm docking you each four days' pay - One for each transgression. In the meantime, I have a different kind of assignment for you."

Have the six of them deliver the black envelopes (and hope they'll be properly mollified by it) - leave worst blue for later.

>>33648810
We're not a military leader.

Hell, if there's anything that typifies Homu, it's a willingness to break rules when necessary, and it's a trait that Chiaki still has in abundance.

>>33648842
>this needs to be fixed before someone more dangerous than teenage boners come through
you're assuming it's not already here.

>>33648831
Must be because squad procure isn't full of lesbians

>>33648815
Agreed. Talk to the Sayaka and Kyoko, state your concerns and trust them to decide whats best for the squad.

[] " do you understand why we have security protocols, rules and restrictions? You are not invincible. You are made of flesh and blood and so are your sisters. What if those boys were agents or a Caudi illusion. You would be blissfully drooling in a corner while you unaware sisters are ripped apart head to kneecap because of your inability to work as a team and follow protocol. Now that I have explained this I should not have to repeat myself. You should not the honor of delivering these but it seems you need to learn that there are consequences in this life. See that these are delivered with the highest care and do not disappoint me and your sisters again. Lastly, you Bobcat, stay behind. We need to have a chat."

Are those seven girls sharing four boys?

>>33648831
Sounds like a perfectly normal Madoka thread topic.

>>33648831
That is what I like to call the Murderface solution.

Now... now hold on a minute, here. I might be a little late and shadowrunning, but hold on. They went to all that trouble, stealing keycards even, in order to NOT get laid? What, exactly, did they get out of it then? And what did the boyfriends get? That revelation makes this suddenly look a lot less innocent to me.

>>33648831
The stupid one uncuts her best friend on one occasion and then does so again in front of the Warmaster of the entire Officio. She has far too much pride to even wait until shes done with the disciplinary meeting to start thrown a shit fit because she thinks she can do whatever the hell she wants.
We are going to have to break her pride in any case. This might cause her to witch out. IMHO its best to just get it over with to prevent the possibility.

>>33648926
Yea this actually doesn't make much sense. We should order and investigation into the boys. Also, 4 boys for 7 girls? Something is going on here that we don't see.

>>33648926
Alcohol, make-outs and heavy petting. Again, teenage girls.

>>33648926
This is a good point that I'm ashamed for not considering. We should order background checks on the boys, maybe observe them.

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Oh, right. Have some more art from this week.

>>33648926
Getting drunk and making out with boys. It's not THAT complicated.

>>33648926
Well, even though this is fan anime world where teenagers are basically fucking nonstop, in real world logic maybe they really were just a bit more innocent than we'd expect.

Either that, or they just really don't want to admit they lost their v-cards.

>>33648926
They fucked and they don't want to admit it. They think that was the problem, nya.

>>33648512
>despite the fact that shooting the blue-haired Eversor in mid-sentence had felt so, so good. The cathartic release of pent-up stress and frustration making your toes curl in your heels.

L-lewd

>>33648926
They didn't. Erika did.

>>33646962
>What was the harm, anyway? It was just one little party! And your boyfriend was REALLY happy to see you again, wasn't he, Hanasaki? Was he STILL talking about coolling off for a few weeks? No? Thought so.

>>33648965
>Thinking that opening the pink gates is worse than opening the steel ones.

What casuals.

>>33648948
>Something is going on here that we don't see.
The three girls who kept their cool, and didn't go to Erika's aid, probably either don't have boyfriends, or have boyfriends smart enough to have not gone along with something like this.

>>33648948
>4 boys for 7 girls
not all of them have boyfriends, obv.

>>33648977
Kharn got her jollies in this office by fucking them.

We get ours in the same office by shooting them.

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And this last one is my favorite.

Put a lot of work into it!

And I'm out of new stuff now.

...This vacation has been less productive than I expected...

>>33649027

Hat-chan has obviously been busy getting action

>>33649027
what about Zorro breaking into a car?

>>33649027
These are some nice textures.

>>33649027
Shoujo, Shoujo, Shoujo~!

looks good.

>>33649027
It's all great, though. You should vacation more often!

>>33649027
That's amazing!

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>>33649027
>mon visage upon