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“It used to be” He continues as if it doesn’t matter. “Something like this wouldn’t bother them. River spirits going to take your bellybutton? Just place fresh cucumbers outside. A giant flaming wheel nearly overruns your village? Just put out some water.” The tiny scarecrow sighs. “The Japanese used to be much more adaptable, that they were.”

You blink as you realize the piece of corn you planted sprouted into a miniature scarecrow because the universe clearly has to step on the laws of agriculture as well as physics. “In this case, monologue.” You start continuing to eye the scare crow. “I believe the laws of Botany are being stepped on, not the laws of agriculture.” What about Horticulture? “It could perhaps go either way. We know far more about this that I am comfortable getting into at the moment.” You finish.

“We meet again.” The scarecrow guy says.

“Yes hello there, uh. You.” You say offering Ryoko a tail to pull herself up with while continuing to stare at the tony scarecrow man.

The scarecrow holds eye contact with you, at least you think it does you have no idea if scarecrows even have eyes to be honest, before sighing. “I am Kuebiko, The god of agriculture, do you remember?” He asks.

“Yes! Of course I remember you.” You lie. “So how did that thing go?” You ask trying to keep conversation light.

The little scarecrow sighs as you push yourself off the ground and smile a sharp toothy grin. “So difficult. As promised I am here to aid in whatever method I can. Ah!” he suddenly seems to notice something which makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up in anticipation. You are quiet as the scarecrow seems to consider something then he sighs. “This is some good land. Some onions would look good on the other side of the hill.” He explains.

“Just what you would expect from a god of agriculture.” You sigh.
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“Sure doesn’t look like the other god we saw.” Jager says peeking over your shoulder.

You look back at her and see she got dressed and followed after you. She puts her handgun away as the scarecrow looks up at her. “Well, we all look different. Shaped by the desires and beliefs of mankind. All of us are different, all of us constantly changing yet also stagnant. A difficult thought.”

“Um, Sensei.” Ryoko says picking up the videos she had with her. “Sorry about suddenly shouting out. He said something about how he liked what the girls now a days were wearing and- anyway, it just really, like, shocked me!”

“Ah, it’s fine. What have you got there?” You wonder.

Ryoko smiles. “Heh heh! Remember how you said something about gods being made from belief and stuff? Well I was, like, thinking about it and I realized now a days people only pay lip service to the gods. Honestly, very few people believe in them exactly and more accept them only as a piece of history or tradition. No offense.” Ryoko adds on looking down at the tiny scarecrow.

“It is our job to die when no longer needed. I have grown far too old to be fussy about my fate now, besides. I still have enough energy to enjoy how short the girl’s skirts are these days.” He sighs.

“Wah, he’s a perverted geezer.” Ryoko notes.

Jager clears her throat. “You were saying?”

“Right, so I was thinking about things which people believe in. Then I got to thinking about urban myths and stuff you know? Some people really believe in it and, like, when you are listening to the stories and get that weird chill up your back couldn’t that be sort of like belief maybe?” Ryoko wonders.

“God dude, might that work?” You ask looking down.

“Perhaps.” He says vaguely. “It depends on many things. I would not say the possibility is zero.”
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“Right? So, like, I got these tapes and ghost stories and stuff and thought we could watch them together. Spirit photography, forbidden videos, and some collections of urban myths.” Ryoko explains.

Jager stiffens a little. “Huh? Those probably won’t turn up anything right? Why worry about them? In fact, we should just ignore them completely.”

Ryoko looks strangely at Jager. “He said the possibility isn’t zero but- wait. Jager are you, like, scared?” Ryoko wonders.

“Scared? Of course not, I am a hollow. An arrancar in fact! Why would I be scared of ghosts and stuff?” Jager asks looking away.

“You wouldn’t be. So you’ll be happy to join us.” Ryoko says with a sadistic smile.

From the front of the shrine you see Kouta show up and start talking to your plant. Hm, seems you have some stuff you can choose to do.

[] Watch the scary stuff now. It will be a hoot.
[] Go see what Kouta needs your plant for.
[] Go check up on that college student from last time
[] Other, please specify

As before questions, SPXP spending, concerns, comments, accusations, etc. for the first little bit. Going to grab a shower then I will answer what I can when I get back and go with most voted for choice.

Intro Post thingy:
>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P

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>>33564508
>[] Go see what Kouta needs your plant for.

>>33564508
>[x] Watch the scary stuff now. It will be a hoot.
Urban gods and spirits may provide new and interesting flavors to our palette.

>>33564508
>[x] Watch the scary stuff now. It will be a hoot.
Detach an ear and throw it at Kouta. Only go over there if it looks like it's something actually crazy important.

And order 42 to be an internet Risa shill, spreading spooky rumors and stuff.

>>33564508
>[] Watch the scary stuff now. It will be a hoot.

>>33564508
Kouta's probably just trying to get archery advice from the plant because he's honestly quite bad at it for a quincy.

>>33564508
>[] Go see what Kouta needs your plant for.

>[] Watch the scary stuff now. It will be a hoot.
You don't watch it NOW, it's the middle of the morning probably. You declare that their will be a sleep over in Jager's new room as a house warming thing to watch them, THEN bug Kouta.

Sheesh, timing is important.

>>33564508
>[] Watch the scary stuff now. It will be a hoot.
>[] Go see what Kouta needs your plant for.

We have detachable limbs for just such an occasion. Nice try Azure.

>>33564508
I like Ryoko's idea. We should totally go do urban legend stuff.

Asking people if they want to be magical girls and then poisoning them is a perfect thing to do.

>>33564843
Evil insane contractor god when?

>>33564508
>
>check up on Kouta and plant

>SCARY STUFF WILL BE A HOOT

>>33564875
As soon as we decide to do it.

>>33564875
we could fold that into our portfolio

>>33564487
Could have sworn Ryoko was about to tell us we should become an urban legend. I doubt eating urban legends would be worth it, but it might be fun.

>>33564556
>And order 42 to be an internet Risa shill, spreading spooky rumors and stuff.
Does Father John have access to a computer? We could totally have him or some of the neoscrubs get on rumor mill duty.

>>33564997

You know, I heard a rumor that she can swallow gods whole, but is still scared of the neighborhood boss cat.

>>33564990
Some urban legends might be really strong if belief=power.
Shit, there are some kids that have killed people to appease Slender. They might be stronger than the gods themselves.

So we want to tell Ryoko to set it up and do it later when the mood is right while seeing what Kouta wants?

>>33565032
Slenderman don't exist yet. It's the 90s

>>33565049
It was just an example of how urban legends can really permeate society. Shitty 90's internet will probably hurt that, though.

>>33564997
>Shaky black and white footage of Risa eating children is posted by our followers.
>'Risa knows when you're sleeping and when you're awake'
>"I heard from a guy who knows a guy that Risa can control time itself! Too spooky man."

>>33565044
Really wish you would let us exploit using our limbs unfairly in these situations. Ahh well.

>>33565044
Yeah that sounds good.

Who watches scary movies in the morning?

>>33565108
He doesn't want to deal with writing two things at the same time. We -should- be able to do it, but I understand if Azure cba to write it.

>>33565044
ayup

Huh. Corn guy is basically Master Roshi in scarecrow form.

>>33564508
>Jager
>afraid of ghosts
Wuh...What? How is a laser spouting ghost afraid of regular non laser spouting ghosts that don't have a Spanish naming theme?

>>33565032
>>33565049
>>33565081
Bloody mary yo.

>>33564508
oh hey inventory. Do we have another collar in our inventory? I have a feeling Ryoko would like one from us anyway, even if it isn't as snazzy as Azzy's

>>33565435
We only have the one. Its apparently a pretty high class magical object.

>>33564449
Monologue, we already know his name is corn god. Step it up.
>>33565397
Those ghosts and these ghosts are a tad too different I suppose.

>>33565421
If we start rumors that self insert us into the Bloody Mary thing, will we get better teleportation powers?

>>33565462
Aww shit I forgot fucking Sadako is in japan. And the fucking Grudge.

>>33565461
Yes, which was why I was asking if we had a random normal collar.

>Some wonky urban legend of a batshit crazy 9-tailed cat god thing
This is gonna be weird. And fun. Like a throwback to the earlier days.

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“Might have an idea. Alright then, set it up we will have a nice sleep over in Jager’s room tonight and watch them! Got to get the mood just right for these sorts of things.” You explain.

“Hold on, why my room?” Jager asks.

“Your bed is mega soft and massive. Plus I am pretty sure you put some outlets in your room for the telly, and it will be a fun bonding experience.” You turn on your heel to Ryoko. “Ryoko! Spare no expense!” You command.

She gives a playful salute at your order and walks into the shrine. You turn towards Kouta and Jager is left looking back and forth between the two of you; her eyes slowly filling with worry. You snicker at the delightful fun you will have at Jager’s expense as you approach Kouta. He claps his hands and bows his head begging in front of your plant which is clearly making Jon Snow uncomfortable. Speaking of that comes out in November of this year so keep that in mind.

“What’s all the hubbub there bub?” You wonder.

“Ah! Sensei! Help me out.” He asks.

“What? No, help yourself. Learn to stand on your own two feet, I’m not your mum. Stop pressuring me.” You reply on reflex. He hasn’t said what he wanted yet. “Oh, sorry. I mean, what exactly you got your knickers in a twist about?”

“My friends and I are going to be doing a test of courage tomorrow night at an old hospital. The problem is I already checked it out and there isn’t anything scary about it! So could you come cloaked and sort of spook people? I really want this to go well!” He explains.

Your plant looks at your troubled in a way that implies “That really isn’t our job is it?”

“The plant is right, this ain’t our job. Get some of your friends to dress up proper for you and do the scaring stuff.” You say turning.
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Kouta uses a fast movement to get in front of you and kneels down. “Please sensei! Look, I didn’t want to say it but honestly things have been going really well with my girlfriend! All we need is a little bit more of a push and I think she might want to take the next step! I came into this summer a boy, but I want to leave it as a man! Please make a man out of me!”

Your plant looks slightly confused and then goes as pink as her hair as she realizes what he is implying. “W-well I, er. That is-“ Your plant would probably say awkwardly at his request.

“Hm, being a cock block would sort of make me feel a bit bad. Still, can’t you sort of nab some ghosts around town and send them in to do the spooking?” You ask.

Kouta looks up at you. “There weren’t that many ghosts in the town in the first place. Something evidently ate a lot of them a few years ago. With the fucking angels around they have been scooped up!” He explains. “Help me Risa-one Kenobi. You are my only hope.”

Hm, what should we do?
[] No way, you can’t just abuse phenomenal cosmic abominations to get your knob wet.
[] What? Course you can. Besides, it took some thinking to try and get you in on this.
[] Leave it to your plant
[] Other, please specify
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>>33565646
>[] Other, please specify
We could always make Lupinor do it. Her Character sheet says she basically has a scrub hollow for every occasion.

>>33565646
>[x] What? Course you can. Besides, it took some thinking to try and get you in on this.
Time to start the legends.

>>33565646
>Leave it to Freddie
Because we would just end up breaking them, and they're not our things to break.

>>33565646
>What? Course you can. Besides, it took some thinking to try and get you in on this.
Turn down a situation where we can actually make our illusions useful? Are you mad?

I also love that he is actually disappointed at the lack of ghosts and/or specters.

>>33565646
>[] What? Course you can. Besides, it took some thinking to try and get you in on this.
It will take like one hour at the most, and we can begin plan ghost cubed.

>>33565646
>What? Course you can.

Time to spread our legend.

>>33565646
It's tomorrow night. Doesn't interfere with anything we had planned. And it'll be fun. Lots of fun. It'll help restore 3rd release for those of you who view it as a waste of time.

>[x] Hell yes. This sounds like the perfect way to get urban legend god-stuff started up.

>>33565646
>[] What? Course you can. Besides, it took some thinking to try and get you in on this.

>Help me Risa-one Kenobi. You are my only hope

Kouta's proving himself as the number 2 best scrub. Of course, not a whole lot of competition left

>>33565766
>>33565731
>>33565771
Full wonderland?

>>33565796
Full enough to not mindbreak anyone.

>>33565796
It'll be his fault for not establishing proper boundaries...

though we shouldn't fuck the kids up TOO much.

>>33565646
>[x] What? Course you can. Besides, it took some thinking to try and get you in on this.
Shouldn't it be Risa-wan Kenobi? Or just Risa. Obi-Wan Kenobi is a name, not a title, isn't it?

>>33565808
No sense of adventure in this one. Japanese kids these days need to learn to be more adaptable.

So we're totally doing the thing where we rapidly cycle through the many voices we have, right? As well as Wonderland and shapeshifting shenanigans.

>>33565884
We could pretend to be one of those Japanese ghosts that detach their heads.

>>33565646
>[x] Other, please specify
Find Lupinor, delegate to someone who won't accidentally all the friends and the girlfriend.

For the love of god, please ask Ciede about the demon we fought.
Killing me. Don't one of you dare tell me it was asked already and I just missed it.

>>33565933
What's a few humans here and there.
Doubtful that anyone will die. Just have their world brought crashing around them to revel a much more fun place. It's a one way door to crazy

Looks like most want to agree

Time to start planning the spookathon.

List things we can do. Remember to keep it non-lethal. If they die, they can't tell people about the happenings. Also remember that we'll have to keep it thematically related to Risa in order to gain power from it. Or at some point

>Knock shit over while cloaked
>Gravity powers levitating things
>Wonderland Illusions to make the room seem colder
>Illusions for weird noises. Or just make the noises ourself for real. Laughing should be a very common theme.
>Illusory smiling cats in people's peripheral vision that aren't there when they go to look at them
>The walls are suddenly meat
>The ghost of Bardwah
>Rhyme at them in multiple voices at once.
>Use their own voices to fuck with them
>Use illusions to make everyone think that the others all suddenly don't have faces
>Rhyme at them in the voice of everyone in their group speaking at once
>Wonderland crazy-stairs them. If it's scary to us, it'll be pants-shittingly terrifying to them.
>Make the lights flicker
>Stand around near them with the cloaking juuuuust low enough for them to think something's there but not be able to tell.
>Boobytrap random items with that tickle enchant thing.
>Make the eldritch and angelic symbols on our body show up all over the walls and ceiling and floor and make them drip like purple blood.

Anybody got more?

>>33565933
We can hold it back and cloaking keeps us from accidentallying people mostly. We can even scale down to unreleased state if you're worried and danger pretty much completely gone.

We don't need anything except Illusion for this anyway and we don't need to release to inflict illusions on some humans.

>>33566040
Isn't this that same hospital where we killed a bunch of people back when we were a scrub?

>>33566043
Show up as loliRisa, say something incredibly foreboding (You shouldn't have come here. Now They will get you and you will become like me.) in a flat tone of voice. Then we disappear. Or explode into meat.

>>33566043
Make them hear shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4PHPRtLm-Q

>>33566043
>>33566138
This but get our hair to cover our face. The Japs are terrified of that shit.

>>33566129
If it is in sight of that clocktower, yeah. From what I remember there is only one hospital in the town. That was a long time ago though, and it could be that the other hospitals were just not big enough at the time to be worth mentioning.

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“Well, you did reference Star Wars. Fine then my plant and I will jump out all spooky and super scary. Then you can be all ‘Don’t worry love, I’ll keep you safe’ but in a voice which will make her knickers evaporate.” You say.

Kouta leaps up and hugs you making your skin crawl. You are not always much of a hugger really. “Thanks sensei, you’re the best even if you are sort of a nerd sometimes.” He say then runs off. Ah, the silly sod you should never have spent a day teaching the ‘Kenobi Clones’ theory to the class if it were going to be used against you like that.

You turn towards the shrine, confident in doing a good deed. You sonido into the shrine itself and see Ryoko haggling with Hiroshi over a TV, likely some technology thing, and nod happily. You wander through the building and nearly trip over Caede as you turn a corner. “Oh, there you are. Wondering about those demons we saw.”

Caede glances around and indicates for you to follow her. She leads you into her room and scoots against one of the countless statues to Fuego lining the room. “What is it you wanted to know?”

“What sort they were for starters.” You say looking around.

“Envy demons.” She replies. “Once he got his meat off of him it was pretty easy to see.”

“Those are servants of Mephistopheles right? The bloody hell they doing up here?” You wonder.

“Don’t know. Mephistopheles has the most direct interaction with humanity. They could be part of some long game or on their own. Some of the tougher demons have their own agendas.” Caede explains.

Hm, Mephispopodockalous is it?

[] Go see Azzy to ask about Mephy
[] Go tell Sin-Fin about movie night
[] Ask Caede something else
[] Other, please specify

>>33566169
Make our big creepy joker-smile glow faintly but enough to be recognized through the hair curtain

>>33566193
>[] Go tell Sin-Fin about movie night

she needs to get out more

>>33566193
Not sure if it's worth making a trip to Azzy. Time is food and that.

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>>33566193
>Mephistopheles
Welp.

I thought Leviathan was Envy?

>>33566193
>Go tell Sin-Fin about movie night
Because I think watching her be scared really slowly would be funny.

>>33566193
I think we can take them with a team as long as we can avoid their traps and debuffs. So I'll make a vote in interest of finding out their plans.
>[] Go see Azzy to ask about Mephy

>>33566294
Leviathans not an angel name.

>>33566193
>Go tell Sin-Fin about movie night
We've spend too much time bugging Asmodeus.

>>33566294
The Seven are as follows(Since it has been a while since I reminded everyone)

Belphegor(Sloth)
Lucifer(Pride)
Mephistopheles (Envy)
Asmodeus (Lust)
Beelzebub (Gluttony)
Mammon (Greed)
Amon (Wrath)

I believe that is also their power ranking as well.

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Mephisto totes has spider-man in his back pocket

Even though we are not SPXP crazy like we were for a while, I still think it's worth while to try and get some kind of information system set up with the hollows.
And just as I'm writing this I remembered Corn god. I wonder if he will do much for us though.

>>33566193
[] Ask Caede something else
Ask her if she would want to wear the collar.

>>33566588
No
Jager gets it.

>>33566588
Maybe if Jager says no

>>33566583
He the God of knowlage that sounds right up his alley.

>>33566626
He's /a/ god of knowledge. A rather weak one at that.

>>33566626
>>33566648
On that topic, I wonder if the team of demons that fought him didn't release from their human shells. IIRC releasing will give them full safe range of their powers, but the angels learn their whereabouts.

>>33566648
Hes one of four Japanese ones and powerful enough to beat up those demons that we just ran away from last thread.

>>33566719
Because he wasn't stupid enough to let them nuke him with their ultimate debuff right before the fight.

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You don’t want to bug Azzy any more than you have to both because she is a cool chick who also sort of spoils you and because she sort of terrifies you in a sexual and nonsexual way. You thank Caede for her time and go after Sin-Fin. As you pass the shinigami area you hear the gentle sound of Japanese drums but file it away in the back of your mind.

You climb up the ladder and see Sin-Fin is laying on her bed. She looks over at you and an uncomfortable few seconds pass between the two of you. However you let it slide off your back like ducks on water. “Not how that phrase goes.” You say. Like a hot butter through knife.

“Hello.” She offers and you sit on the edge of the bed next to her.

“Hey there my Sinful-Fins. I was thinking of having a girl’s movie night. The girly horde all gathered around the telly in jager’s room. Watch scary movies, consider eating the stuff. How would you like that? So far it is Ryoko, Jager, and I.” You explain.

Sin-Fin looks at you blankly. “I like… those people.” She replies.

“Those people also quite like you.” You reply.

“I see.” She replies looking at her window.

You let her digest that idea for a moment and look around the room. She has those cards she got from the one fellow on the desk and seems to have taken good care of them. Her closet is full of the countless clothes and hats everyone buys her and you can see quite a few things she must have received from the shinigami all scattered here and there. She seems popular.
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>>33566747
Exactly, God of knowledge.

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“I will join.” Sin-Fin says without betraying any emotion. “I have not ever done a thing like… that so I don’t know what I am supposed to do.”

“Just bring your body and your jim jams.” You explain. “Your ghost body. Hollow body. Your you.” You clarify afraid of her bringing in a big rock and claiming it is her fossilized remains.

“I see.” Sin-Fin replies looking away.

Well, not what?
[] Ask her something else
[] Go check out that drumming
[] Other, please specify
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>>33566815
>[] Go check out that drumming

>>33566815
>[] Go check out that drumming

>>33566815
>[] Go check out that drumming
I guess the clever werewolf figured it out.

>>33566815
[] Go check out that drumming

Dat u shiba

>>33566815
>Go check out that drumming
Could Keith Moon play the thunder drums?

>>33566879
>Implying

Clearly when Keith Moon died he become werewolves because of his last name.

And as all werewolves etc. he became Shiba. Have you even been paying attention to the things I don't post?

Who is that a drum drum drumming on our door it is.

Gotta say it's been months since I've read these threads. Glad they're still going and hopefully I'll get caught back up. Keep on being awesome Azure.

>>33566934
>Sin-Fin
>Azzy
Why do the best ones always be scary and have a red-heavy color scheme?

Action items, in reverse order:
Maybe be strong enough to strike out alone without Lucy
Take back Ghost Mexico
Kill Squad zero
Kill mysterious demon team and end evil plan, unless it's an evil plan that is amusing.
Grow god powers
Get SPXP (food)
LOKI

>>33567111
>Kill mysterious demon team and end evil plan
>end evil plan
Why do we give a fuck about that? Their evil plan is a non-factor in why we should eat them. We wanted to eat them because spxp and maybe finding something cool like Masochism.

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“Right, well it goes down tonight in Jager’s room. So I will see you then.” You say backing out of the room and falling down the hole.

You land on your feet and go into the shinigami portion of the shrine. You find Werewolves McDragon gently tapping on the drums floating in front of her. You glare at their treachery and then back to her. “How did you get the nasty little things to work?”

Shiba looks at you then back to the drums. “I just sort of, you know, have been gently tapping on them. They haven’t really done much but they didn’t explode me or whatever.”

“Oh so you like her but not me? I am way cooler than her!” You point out. “I am at least sixteen to eighteen times cooler than she ever could be!”

Shiba frowns. “I’m not uncool.” She protests.

“You are totally uncool. A total zero in fact.” You say crossing your arms and huffing.

“Well, eighteen times zero is still zero so I guess that makes us the same.” She shoots back.

You shake your fist in impotent rage at her. “So can you make lightning and thunder?”

“No, not yet anyway. If I get too aggressive with it there is this sorta feedback. I have been taking it slow cuz I don’t want to explode.” Shiba explains.

Hm, that is a thing.
[] Ask her something
[] Tell her something
[] Go see someone else
[] Other, please specify

>>33567146
It might end up killing potential followers?

>>33567146
I'm curious is why. Seemed like they are trying to summon something big. Goes without saying we are going to eat them.

>>33567165
>Ask her something
Can we have another go?

>>33567165
I can't think of anything to do, so plan the HORROR with the plant.

>>33567165
>[x] Other, please specify
Sneak up on the drums and lightly tap them.

>>33567165
are the drums floating around her all cool like or does she have them on the ground or what?

>>33567242
Floating in front of her like a keyboard that goes all the way around her or something.

>>33567268
Cool beans.

>>33567165
>[] Tell her something
So, uh, spooky movie night is tonight.

>>33567165
>>[] Tell her something
>So, uh, spooky movie night is tonight.

>>33567165
Give her a thorough sniffing.

Does she smell like gods?

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“Right then, can I have a go at them then?” You ask.

“Didn’t they explode you last time?” Shiba replies lightly tapping the drums.

“Totally different situation.” You say.

“How so?” Shiba continues.

“Because it just is.” You say.

Shiba sighs. “If it doesn’t work will you stop trying to hit the drums?”

“Maybe.” You reply.

You go outside with the drums and set them up behind you. You assume a cool pose and then tap the drums with an ultra fluffy tail. Your body shatters as the drums send a feedback into you which crushes your bones and body, and sends you in tiny meaty globs forward.

You hit the ground with a splat of organs and tissue and slowly pull yourself back together. When you reform Shiba is wiping off the drums. “Why did you think it would work this time when it didn’t work last time?”

Who knows?

[] Say something
[] Ask something
[] Other, please specify

>>33567761
>Say something
Next time drums, next time.

>>33567761
>[] Ask something

Invite her to watch movies with you and Sin-Fin! I bet the Werewolf Quest playerbase will love that

>>33567761
>[x] Ask something

Ask if she would like to watch scary movies with Ryoko, Jaeger, Sin-Fin, and us.

>>33567761
Invite her to movie night.

>>33567761
>[] Ask something
invite her to FRIGHT NIGHT

>>33567761
>[x] Say something
"Pretty sure they hate my angel rocks. This time I did absolutely nothing different because that's what they wouldn't expect."

>>33567933
Perfect

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“I am pretty sure the drums hate my angel rocks. This time I did the exact same thing because that is exactly what they wouldn’t expect!” You say proudly.

“That is the exact opposite of how science works.” Shiba points out.

“So, anyway, I was thinking of holding a scary movie night. We would get together, watch factual accounts of ghosts and spooky stuff like skeletons and small dogs just a little bit too close to your ears.” You say. “Want to come watch with? It will be a girl’s night with Ryoko, Jager, Sin-Fin, and probably me.”

Shiba seems to consider it. “Well, I guess. Sure.”

“Cool, make sure you are in your Jim jams. Your pajamas except your maybe don’t wear any so something reasonably close and comfortable to sleep in.” You command.

“Are you trying to bait me with half naked women?” Shiba wonders.

“Maybe. Is it working?” You ask back.

“Little bit.” She says before she leaves. Cool.

You look over the shrine and decide to…

[] Go see someone else
[] Get ready for tonight
[] Other, please specify

>>33568023
>[x] Get ready for tonight
I don't think there's much of anything else left to do.

>>33568023
>[] Get ready for tonight
PREPARE FOR SOME SCARES

>>33568023
>[] Go see someone else
whitey and bitey maybe?

>>33568023
Make sure to have 42 research a shitton of Japanese, Chinese, and Middle-Eastern haunting shit, then make a scary as shit documentary/live-action movie about it.

>>33568023
Please do not vote to get ready for tonight anons, it is still probably morning. I'm sure there is something useful we can accomplish.
>Go see someone else
Interrogate Corn man. Ask about what the other gods have been up to these past years anyway and why they aren't active.

>>33568023
>[] Go see someone else
Tell 42 to start subtly planting rumors about the haunted hospital and mysterious happenings that are vaguely related to us. Say something freaky is going to happen tomorrow night. Remember: Smiles, laughing, rhyming, and crazy shit in general.

Then maybe hit up Cornhole to see if he has anything?

>>33568023
[] Go see someone else
Let's ask the scarecrow god about other Japanese gods and spirits, what they've been doing recently and if he knows of some easy ones we can grind the others on.

>>33568207
>some easy ones we can grind the others on.
What?

>>33568168
What if we have him mention that it was the site of a ghost massacre a decade ago or however long ago that was?

>>33568168
agreed

I think we should probably move on to the movie and spooknight soon. Azure might not say no when we vote to walk around talking to every single fucker in this quest, but that doesn't make it a good idea.

>>33568501
No talk to everyone. Grind those social links.

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“Time is money monologue! And Risa has a hotel on boardwalk!” You explain running to find the tiny scarecrow. You don’t even know how to play that game.

“Scarecrow man who is so tiny.” You command crouching down. “Tell me where to find Japanese gods and spirits! Tell me where they are and what they are doing and a picture perfect map of where to find them!” You command.

The tiny scarecrow looks up at you quietly for a moment. “Or?” He asks.

Shit, he asked or. “Or, um. Or I’ll kill you or something.”

“Ware, ware, that doesn’t really inspire me to tell you anything now does it?” He asks.

You summon up a ball of laser and hold it over him. “Ah ha! Take that! Now tell me where they are!”

He sighs. “Well I am an old man. No point threatening a fossil who only has a little time left any way. When you are asking something you should wither negotiate with something they want or give them something upfront so they will feel obligated.”

“Oh. Well, er. Tell me what I want to know or I will go eat chairman kaga for his powers!” You say.

“You fiend.” He replies.

We ca not back up that threat. “So talk!”

“I am still seeking out my fellow gods. So what exactly do you want?” He wonders.

“Well why are all the gods so quiet?” You ask.
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He spins in place. “Our time is long since gone. Once belief fades gods die, it is our way. We continue to exist as long as the energy we have stored up remains, but once that is gone we fade into nothing. With no need of us most go to sleep. I decided to use what energy I have left to make an active difference for my people. It is our job to serve.”

Hm, well that’s a thing. You go looking for the new 42 and find him talking with some shinigami. You point at him and command “42! I demand you make spooky rumors on the internet about me! Involving cackling and laughing. All around that hospital place.” You explain.

“What hospital, I don’t-“ He starts but you will hear none of that.

“Shut your gob! Figure it out!” You say and skip off.

Hey, you seem to be a bit confused here but being an urban myth probably won’t net you any points. “Hm?” You wonder as you start rooting around your pants for your fish. I mean, you probably won’t be able to get points from urban myths even if you create an urban myth around yourself.

Well, that is certainly stuff.

[] Go see someone else
[] Surf the net for more gods
[] Go see what Ryoko got
[] Other, please specify
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>>33568605
>Hey, you seem to be a bit confused here but being an urban myth probably won’t net you any points. “Hm?” You wonder as you start rooting around your pants for your fish. I mean, you probably won’t be able to get points from urban myths even if you create an urban myth around yourself.
Dammit...

>[x] Go see what Ryoko got
This is the begin movienight option, right?

>>33568605
Ha ha! Im one step ahead of you Azure! All we have to do is make up an urban myth about ourselves and then when it gets enough belief and becomes a separate entity we either team up or eat it to improve our powers.

There is absolutely no flaw in my logic!

>>33568605
Oh well. At least it will make tomorrow night extra spooky and might draw in some poor unsuspecting bastards that aren't Kouta's friends who we can kill in front of the friend group to enhance the experience.

>[x] Surf the net for more gods

>>33568605
>[] Go see what Ryoko got

>>33568605
>Surf the net for more gods
confirmed for no longer giving a shit.

>>33568605
What time of day is it now? Still morning?

>>33568605

>[X] Go see what Ryoko got

>>33568775
It is afternoon

>>33568675
Yes

>>33568839
Is it possible to do a quick search to see if any mysterious god happenings are happening and then do the couple hours timeskip to the movie or will voting for god search mean an extra round of updates/voting?

>>33568872
It will likely mean another round of updates/voting. Like all the rest have more or less been.

>>33568501
It's less talk to everyone like it's a shitty RPG and we need to get all the dialog, and more like I don't feel right with a time skip and losing more then half a day.

>>33569042
Why? There's nothing to do and voting like this is just eating real time for nothing.

>>33569042
>>33568805
Well nevermind, I guess it's already afternoon.

>>33568605
>[] Go see what Ryoko got
So we can't empower ourselves with a small trickle of power via belief in spooky Risa? There goes those plans.

>>33569164
We can still upload grainy footage of us suddenly teleporting towards the camera.

>>33568605
>Hey, you seem to be a bit confused here but being an urban myth probably won’t net you any points. “Hm?” You wonder as you start rooting around your pants for your fish. I mean, you probably won’t be able to get points from urban myths even if you create an urban myth around yourself.
What if we were to scare the shit out of everyone and then make them think that we're some kind of guardian god by driving away the evil spirits? Have Kouta wearing some little pendant of our religion or something?

>>33569164
We should've asked scarecrow how we become better at godding, instead of where to find other gods.

>>33569233
>You must cut off chunks of yourself for the good of the people!

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“Right, may as well go see what Ryoko is up to. Help her out, assume compromising positions to tease her, bite down on a tube of gum. You know, girly things.” You say. Joy.

You walk into the shrine proper where Ryoko is carrying some cables and other technical stuff. “Hey there Ryoko. So I decided to make a girl’s night of it. Hope that is okay.”

“Sure sensei that will be fun!” Ryoko says ever supportive of you. Too supportive, she can no longer be trusted.

You shake away your murderous impulses to protect your pod and look at her assorted stuff. “So anything I can do to help? Since I did sort of push the idea I may as well help you get ready.” You explain.

“Could you go shopping for me then? If there are going to be, like, a bunch of people we could probably use snacks or something.” Ryoko asks.

“Sure thing.” You say getting ready to sonido off.

“Hold on!” Ryoko sets her stuff down and starts writing something on a piece of paper. She makes a list of things and hands it to you. “Here are the things you should buy. Make sure they you get two of everything with a little star by it.” She commands.

You grumble and cross a number of things off your mental list before sonidoing off. You have to hop skip and jump around the city to find everything on her list, and you momentarily suspect that she devised most of the list just to keep you occupied for a few hours. You manage to use their strange money to purchase all the items and then make your way back to the shrine.

You hand the items off to a minion and go to your room to get your special pillow. Upon arriving at your room you remember your bed and pillows are actually your tails so you change into a large doctor who shirt and suitable underwear then head off. You walk over to the main building and go into Jager’s room. You walk in and see Ryoko’s eyes light up.
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>>33569397
Isn't that how we Miracle?

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“Sensei! That looks really good on you! This is going to be really fun.” She explains.

“Right, then where is Sin-Fin?” You wonder.

“I am… here.” Sin-Fin replies.

You see in the corner, sitting and staring at your group, is the terribly sad looking woman. “How long have you been here?” You ask.

“All day.” Jager explains. “She just showed up here during the day and then crawled into the corner and started staring at me.”

“I see. Well, that’s fine! She isn’t exactly late. Hold on a tick.” You say looking around the room. Something is off here, something terribly wrong. It strikes you in a flash. “Why am I the only one dressed strangely?”

“Well, I mean.” Jager scratches her head. “You said a pajama party or whatever but aren’t we a little old for that?”

“I don’t have… those things.” Sin-Fin explains.

“Showing up dressed like that would have felt really silly so…” Ryoko lets that idea trail off as she smiles.

“Sup.” Shiba says opening the door and walking in wearing some weird thin robe thingy. “Huh? I thought you said everyone was getting dressed up for it?”

This looks silly. Something must be done.

[] Enforce the jim jam law!
[] Change back because you are indeed a grown woman.
[] Other, please specify
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>>33569410
No, it's not. You can remove pieces of yourself to enhance a miracle, but it doesn't have to be done and it doesn't have to be for the people.

>>33569432
>[x] Enforce the jim jam law!

YOU HAD ONE RULE TO FOLLOW!

>>33569432
>[] Enforce the jim jam law!

Have Inventory find jammies for everyone!

>>33569432
Fuck with time and sonido as fast as possible to Ryoko's house. Grab some Jim-Jams, then break into a store to get some for Sin-Fin. We'll be done in the blink of an eye!

>>33569432
>Change back because you are indeed a grown woman.
We are in our forties by now.

>>33569432
Oh hell no.
>[x] Enforce the jim jam law!

Forcibly strip Ryoko and Jager and say that they will jim the jam or things are going to get weird.

I'm sure we have some extra jam to slather on SinFin. Or she can borrow one of Shiba's weird robe things. Either one.

>>33569501
The fourties are a myth.

>>33569432
Could we use our illusions to make everyone think they were wearing pajamas? Pajamas are inanimate objects right?

>>33569600
+900000000000000
seconded]

>>33569600
Yes.

>>33569432
>>33569600

Please.

I wonder how Ryoko/AureolinVenus's players will feel about this?

>>33569432
>enforce the jim jam rule

There will come a day, glorious nobglob willing, that I will be the only great power in the sky. On that day when I hand my napkin crayon drawn tablets of law upon my phrophet staring at a lady's bush aflame but not consumed, the first of the laws to guide mankind from whatever stoneage these apocoli will set mankind back to, will read

"WHEN YOUR RISA GOD SAYS JIM JAMS YOU WEAR YOUR JIM JAMS

>>33569432
>[] Enforce the jim jam law!


don't make me make this a nudie party!

So most want to shapeshift into Little Risa to try and try to awkward them into it?

>>33569432
Sin-Fin has an excuse on account of everyone forgetting to get her some pajamas on one of the many shopping trips. Ryoko has an excuse in that she's going through that awkward teen phase where she wants to not look silly in front of the person she likes. Shiba may have worn weird robe things, but I'm fairly sure they're still jams so she good.

Jager, you don't have an excuse. DON THE JIM JAMS!

She really needs to decide she wants the collar. Too tightly wound for a pajama party? Really?

>>33569779

Yes yes yes

>>33569779
Based on the fact that this is a social thing that I suggested and people seconded, I'm guessing that this is going to go horrifically badly...

>>33569779
bark at them to get nude or jim jams. their choice

>>33569779
I just want the jim jams. I don't really care whether we little risa or not

>>33569779
Clearly they want a naked party. tell them you understand and disrobe

>>33569779
On a scale of 1 being "just make contact with them and let their own minds do the weird" to 10 being "Kodomo no Jikan - HQR edition", how weird are we talking here? Because I was thinking something at the lower end of the scale.

>>33569432

> [] Enforce the jim jam law!

>>33570063
Er, it is pretty weird no matter what end of the scale you want to go on. I am trying to write it though if that is what the majority wants.

>>33570077
Maybe we should scrap the little Risa thing and go for regular jim jam enforcement...

>>33569779

I am okay with this

>>33570077
if only we could wonderland it so everyone looked little.

>>33569779
Nah, that's too awkward.

>>33570123

Wonderland plus horror movies...

>>33570077
There might be a bunch of people seconding it, but I think I'm going to take back my initial vote for it.>>33569600

>Realizing a little bit too late that this is a lot more fucked up than I thought it was in my head

>>33570077

I am okay with tiny Risa. At the same time, it doesn't seem she needs to turn into tiny Risa to make this work. It would be funny if she turned her tails into tiny Risa puppets, thus proving she is more horrifying than anything in the movies but I'll leave that up to a vote...

>>33570123
How do you know we cant?

>>33570077
Nah, I'm gonna have to not vote for that.

Too weird.

>>33570173
>>33570123
>>33570142
What the fuck is it with you people and not understanding how Wonderland works.

It's worse than regular illusion for making people illusions.

Okay, then regular pajama reinforcement because honestly no matter how I was trying to write little risa in it it was pretty awkawrd and not in a particularly good way..

>>33570206
Ultimatum: Jim Jam party or butt naked party

>>33570206
We understand.

>>33570206

Maybe I am not understanding, what is little Risa? Also, with as much shit as Risa has regened (really everyone has regened) over the past however many threads, they might as well be a mean age of around children

>>33570206
I think LR could work for like 2 seconds where we go "But Jager, age means nothing when your a shapeshifting master of time!" and then switch back.

But yeah. The lap sitting KNJ shit was a bit much. Ok, a lot much.

>>33570206
Motherfuckers not wearing pajamas.
>>33570183
Then what about just using regular illusions?

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>>33570252
pretty much pic

>>33570252
Have you not read the previous threads of the quest or do you just have a shaky memory?

Little Risa is the little kid version of Risa that she shapeshifted into to infiltrate the Mormon church that one time and it was hilarious/adorable so we sorta started to do it more occasionally.

Essentially, people voted to shapeshift into a 9yr old version of ourself and then grind on people until they changed into pajamas and I have no clue what they were thinking but I'm glad they realized it was fucking weird.

>>33570334

I thought we were just peer pressuring them into changing into their Pajamas. Which in retrospect doesn't make much sense.

I was just excited about Little Risa tbh

>>33570334

Okay, I didn't understand what was wrong with the context of Little Risa. I was voting for shapeshifting into a small child with the explicit purpose of adorable, non-lewd persuasion. I can't believe that's a fucking thing.

Well... I mean... I can, but not without internally shouting: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?"

>>33570530

Also externally... apparently

>>33570530

Little Risa is best, and is for being adorable, not lewd.

Sigh, 4chan. We are a terrible place

>>33570530
Right, and no matter how I wrote it Risa trying to adorably get them to change into pajamas was awkward.

Writing writing

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You glare at them for a moment, slowly deciding how best to deal with this situation. “Do you know the best part about me not wearing pants?” You ask calmly.

Ryoko and Jager glance at each other and Jager gives a helpless shrug. “No I don’t. Like, what’s the best part about you not wearing pants sensei?” Ryoko wonders.

You feel your bones snap and your muscles twist. “I can shapeshift as well as I like without having to ruin my outfits. Go leg attack!”

Your leg blooms like a macabre flower and send sharp tentacles over to Ryoko. You wrap your razor lined abomination parts around her and as she struggles they dig and tear deeper. “S-sensei! You are touching weird places! Stop! N-not in front of others!” She shouts continuing her futile struggle.

“You had one job Ryoko. Just one job!” You shout as one of the tentacles grows a small mouth filled with needle pointed teeth.

It stabs into her bag and pulls out some strange clothing. It constantly screams as it pulls the clothing back and starts fighting her. Her skin turns red and heats up as you carve small scratches into her and your body bites her just a little because seriously you shove everything into your cakehole.

“S-sensei! Stop! Stop! That- not in front of everyone! Forgive me!” She shouts as you pull the tank top and shorts on her and slip your morphing tentacles from out under them.

She falls to the ground with a smile on her face and you turn to Shiba with a sharp look in your eye. “Shiba, are those pajamas?”

“Huh? Course they are. Don’t you know anything about the Japanese?” She asks looking concerned at Ryoko as her body steams from her regeneration.

“All I know that if it wasn’t for them being so good at building ships the yards would still be open.” You answer.

You look at Jager with the same sharp look and she makes a troubled face. “Okay. Fine, I will change into sleepwear.”
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“Très Bien.” You think Ryoko mumbles but is luckily muted from your ears as you would be required to kill her on the spot.

Jager goes behind a cover of some sort and you turn to Sin-Fin. “And you, Sin-Fin. You little non pajama wearing. Er, hold on. We were in charge of your outfits so I guess this one’s on us. Here, ryoko had a spare outfit. Change into that.” You command.

You toss her the thin red dress edges with black lace and she nods. She grabs the bottom of her shirt but pauses as you start holding up complex hand signals to tell her to go behind a screen to avoid the hunger of the wolf. You make a few signs and point to your ear and she nods once. She goes behind the screen with Jager and you thank Gornabrious Bopfrod for the wisdom to see it through.

Jager comes out wearing a large shirt much like you have on while Sin-Fin is wearing the partially translucent short red dress with the black lace lining it. Ryoko has managed to compose herself and clears her throat. “Sorry about that. Without further ado let’s get this meeting started!” She explains.

Sin-Fin gives a slow mechanical clap and Ryoko gives a dramatic bow. Huh. “What I have here is a television which through the use of advanced shinigami skills can detect even the faintest traces of spiritual energy and show them to us in their raw form! Will we see the true shape of the town’s mysteries?” She wonders.

She sorts through her stuff and pulls out a tape. She puts it in the VCR and looks back at the group. “Here we shall see one of this towns mysteries. Then during an eating contest contestants found heads inside the food.” She explains. Wait a second. That sounds familiar.

She turns on the Tv and you hear jager gulp audibly behind you. She presses play and the shaky video starts. “Ah, hey, isn’t that me?” You ask.

“Huh?” Ryoko asks.
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You wait until a strange blur appears on the screen and pause it. You adjust it do it’s just right and there, smiling with your bone white mask and ultra-fluffy tails, though not as fluffy now as they were back then, is you. Rather it is the hollow Schrodinger. “Oh, it is you.” Jager says looking at the image.

“Oh yeah, I remember this. I put doll heads in there and ruined the contest for some reason.” You sigh at the happy memories.

“Sensei.” Ryoko starts after looking at your hollow form. “Why did you put doll heads in there?”

“Look, I stole a staggering number of doll heads. I put them pretty much everywhere. I left them everywhere in Hueco Mundo. I put them on random walls around the city. I still occasionally place doll heads in places. You should not underestimate how many doll heads I still have to get rid of.” You explain calmly.

“Fine, jeez. Sensei ruining all of our fun.” Ryoko grumbles taking out the tape.

“So is it someone else’s turn? How about I go! Right then”

What story should you tell?
[] The too spooky for words story
[] Save the gold for the end
[] Skip and listen to more stories
[] Other, please specify
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>>33570925
>[] The too spooky for words story

>>33570925
We still have doll heads? Sweet.

>>33570925
>[X] Save the gold for the end

>>33570925
>[] The too spooky for words story

>>33570852
I.. Did Ryoko just get even more best? She enjoys getting tentacle-monstered and she actually enjoys that it's rough enough to draw blood?

This is wonderful.

>>33570925
What, might I ask, is the "too spooky for words story"?

>>33570925
>[X] Save the gold for the end
Risa knows how the scary goes

>>33570925
>[] Save the gold for the end

>>33570925
Thats a Call back I was not expecting.

>>33570925
Save the gold for the end

>>33570925
>[x] Save the gold for the end

Let's draw out the night and enjoy this. If we go all-in at the beginning, it won't be any fun later. Especially since we won't see Jager getting incrementally more spooked out as time goes on.

>>33570925
>[] Save the gold for the end

>>33570987
Ryoko is wonderful. She can actually participate in full-blown weirdness and we don't have to worry about accidentally killing her.

So it looks like we want to save the best stuff for the end?

Writing now.

Kinda surprised Shiba didn't have a freakout about us being THAT cat hollow, unless the fact that we were the cat responsible for their change of patrol protocol wasn't common knowledge.

>>33571145
I don't think that was stuff that the captains cared about. Seems more the conflict solely in the territory of the lower seats.

>>33571145
Either that or because she already knew.

>>33567146
Because it may end up speeding up our problems with Lucifer.

>>33570987
>>33571119
We need to get her a collar. Not necessarily THE collar, but a collar.

>>33571225
Maybe we'll make one of our own with a miracle thingy eventually.

>>33571225
hell man, lets get enough to start a kennel

Just a reminder
>If you have enough faith power you can use your divine powers more and it counts towards the unseen modifiers for Miracle options

More EF = better/more Miracles. I think. I'm not really sure, honestly.

>>33571295
Excellent point. Now come up with a plan to increase our faith power.

clearly we need to start pranking/trolling again but leave a calling card this time to build our urban myth status for that sweet sweet EF.

"Risa wuz here"

>>33571372
Hardmode: One that doesn't involve turning everybody insane.

>>33571393
Well, we still have doll heads to unload.

>>33571402
>>33571372
Tell the denizens of Bardwah's Folly to hold some celebration/orgy/sacrifice thing. Should get us up to 3EF soonish so we can make a second Priest. Put him on proselytization duty.

Wait, so we're NOT gonna tell them about the time we first met Jager and Mirabelle?

>>33571571
Thats not a scary story anon.

>>33571393
>>33571470
But being an urban myth doesn't get us faith.
>>33568605
>Hey, you seem to be a bit confused here but being an urban myth probably won’t net you any points. “Hm?” You wonder as you start rooting around your pants for your fish. I mean, you probably won’t be able to get points from urban myths even if you create an urban myth around yourself.

>>33571596
Hey, it was scary at the time getting ambushed like that...

Maybe when we first met what's his face? Ryukoy?

>>33571629
That was barely an ambush. Also Who?

>>33571614
present ourselves as master thief- Super villain then?

>>33571674
I think he means that time we poisoned Ryouichi and ate his parents and left him a message.

It's fuckin creepy how we ended up stalking and eating him, but I don't know if it's appropriate.

>>33571715
I don't think it is.

>>33571674
that creepy child who's parents we killed way back at the beginning? the one who went all crazy. i think that's who he's talking about

>>33571730
Well, since when have we been about doing the appropriate thing? RYOUICHI STORY TIME GO GO GO

>>33571730
don't tell it from our point of view tell it like a scary story

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“Okay, here’s one. This actually happened to a mate of mine when she was a younger ghost just hopping around the city being ghosty.”

You have their attention and Jager bites her lower lip in fear. Sin-Fin just stares blankly and Shiba alternates between glancing at the hidden treasures which seem in danger of spilling out of the dress and you. Ryoko sits on her hands and leans forward paying rapt attention to your every word.

“So the girl wondered. Just where is all this hair coming from? That night as she looked out the window of the house she was hunting through she saw the same woman outside the window…” You continue.

Shiba is paying a little more attention now but her eyes shoot to Sin-Fin every time her dress moves slightly. Sin-Fin continues staring straight at you while paying close attention. Ryoko seems to be relaxing a little evidently having heard some version of the story before before but Jager continues to be scared. You decide to be a little naughty and in the dark shapeshift one of your tails into thin threads which creep through the darkness and reach for best scrub and Jager.

“The hollow thought she was safe when she snuck back to the land of the dead. Safe from the woman and her accusing eyes. But as she locked the gate between worlds behind her she felt something tickle the back of her neck.” You say calmly.

Your tail firmly grabs Ryoko and Jager’s neck enough to make them jump but before they can turn around you have small mouths form in the tangled mess behind them and echo in several voices as your eyes fall away and your mouth distends. “Did you take my eyes!?”
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Ryoko jumps a little while Jager screams and grabs you as soon as the candle goes out and the room is covered in darkness. She holds you and you smell her manifest her gun so you use one of your tails to turn on the light and she sees it was just you. She is holding her gun steadily as the tail mouths laugh and you hear Ryoko breathe a sigh of relief.

“You sure got me sensei. Jager too.” She laughs a little.

Jager turns to you with tears forming in the corner of her eyes. “New rule! No powers!”

“Or what?” You ask, remembering your lesson in hard negotiating last time.

“I’ll cry! Then I will hate you forever!” She replies.

Curse her stronger bargaining position. “Fine.” You grumble.

“Promise!” Jager says making you frown.

“I promise I won’t use powers during this stuff to scare you.” You explain.

“Good.” Jager says putting her gun down.

“You want to go now or…?” You offer but she just glares at you.

That would be a no.

“Me.” Sin-Fin says calmly.

You all turn to Sin-Fin and she is pointing at herself and looking down at the floor. “Me.” She repeats.

You nod and let her tell her story. “I remember this happened… at a time that isn’t now.”

Jager curls up against you as Sin-Fin starts telling her story. However it is scary. A story about a box full of things, and her head, and other scary stuff. Her deadpan tone just makes the story worse as each time you get terrified she continues piling everything on. “Then he turned and looked at me and said…” At this she turns and looks straight at you. She freezes before the climax and points directly at your forehead. “There is something behind you.” She finishes.
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>>33571715
Weren't we kinda sorta keeping that a secret? Or at least not talking about it?
>>33571732
I always just call him the disappointment.

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You feel something behind you. Some malevolent force which truly only wants to put you in his box. You scream as does Jager and you cling to her shivering. “Bad Sin-Fin! Why would you do that?”

“Sensei, you get scared too?” Ryoko asks.

“Obviously! I am scared of generally everything except the stuff I’m not.” You explain.

“I-It’s okay Risa.” Jager says shivering so hard even her abs are trembling. “It was just a story, right?”

“No. That actually… happened.” She replies looking down.

Shiba is in a cold sweat. “Hey, funny fins? Um, that last part. Was it just part of the story, or did you actually mean there is something behind Risa?”

“Yes.” She replies.

“But which one?” Jager wonders.

“Y…es” Sin-Fin says again looking where you were sitting intently.

“Jager, can I hold your hand?” You ask.

“If you want to Risa.” Jager replies.

Shiba passes on her turn and you and as it spins to Ryoko again you notice her looking jealously at you holding Jager’s hand. She lets it pass and clears her throat. “I was saving this for later after the ghost stories but I think we all need a break from terror after that. Or I am going to pee myself.” She explains.

She puts on another video and pushes play and you see what looks like a girl wearing a frilly outfit and with an ornate weapon leaping over buildings and fighting amusing Technicolor monsters.

Isn’t that…
[] A magical girl?
[] A ghost?
[] Say nothing. Hold hands. Be scared of what ever it is
[] Other, please specify
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>>33571828
>[] A magical girl?
>[] Say nothing. Hold hands. Be scared of what ever it is

>>33571828
>[x] A magical ghost?

>>33571828
>[x] Say nothing. Hold hands. Be scared of what ever it is
>Not even the dead can know peace from this horror apparently

>>33571828
>A magical girl

>>33571828
>[] A ghost?
There has to be at least three ghost that could do that.
We did it in a parallel timeline, didn't we?

>>33571828
>[x] Other, please specify
My plant!?

>>33571809
It'd be good if we tell it right.

We don't even have to tell that it's Ryouichi until we get to, "Many, many years later, he was attending high-school in this very city...when suddenly, a new physics professor came in." Just grin knowingly while they each try to puzzle out which one we are referring to, and as we near the end, "Sin-Fin, I think you know how the story goes from here." Then we give a brief, "He tried to best the monster, to prove he was strong...but to no avail. The monster's jaw unhinged...and..." We click our jaw together. "No more young man. And the monster was right. He HAD aged deliciously well..."

>>33571828

> A magical girl zombie?

>>33572038
Man, They are going to cop to that right away.

>>33572038
no

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“My plant!” You start.

“No it’s-“ Ryoko starts but you grip Jager’s hand tighter and interrupt.

“A ghost!” You say loudly. “Magical ghost! With terrifying bloomers or pantyhose!” You shout.

“No! It’s a magical girl! Remember that college we went to? Well, in that area strange things started happening. I guess maybe the demons or something, anyway then these girls started showing up. They have been trying to protect the peace of the city from strange things. Doesn’t that take your mind off of scary things?” Ryoko wonders.

“Magical girls are scary.” You Say pulling closer to jager. “With their love and such.” Don’t forget the Faustian deals, smoking, drinking, werewolves, and the staggering number of plot incongruities. “That’s right! My time travel is best time travel! Get a real power!” You shout shaking your free hand at the screen.

“R-Right. Anyway, these girls have been seen around the city and seem to be trying to help people out. I thought it might be something light and fluffy to ease the tension.” Ryoko says.

“No…” Sin-fin calmly starts. “Lowering it will just make the im…pact of the next story worse.”

That… the ball is back in your court.

[] Tell the spoopy story.
[] Pass
[] Tell a happy story
[] Other, please specify

>>33572375
>[] Tell the spoopy story.

about skellingtons

>>33572375
Ask Shiba or Jager to warm the audience up?

>>33572375
>[] Tell the spoopy story.

>>33572375
Oh my god. Some other jackass beat us to the Faustian deals game.

We need to find this little rabbit cat bastard and eat it.

>>33572375
>[X]Other, please specify
See if anyone else has a spoopy story, then go full horror terror.

>>33572375
>Tell the spoopy story

...these magical girls require investigation later...college girl's recovering sick sister for one

>>33572375

I'll go for this option: >>33572413


Let's see how well the resident wolves can spin a tail.

>>33572439
I wonder if the not-Kyuubey is an Old One or a pagan god or a new god-thing spawned by urban legend or if it's some kind of other monstrosity.

>>33572492
Kyuubey's a kind of old one, I think.

Let's eat him and find out!

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>>33572492

Or maybe they're playing the magical girl thing straight, here?

>>33572530

HA! straight

>>33572519
Isn't there a bunch of them?

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>>33572530
How much SPXP are Magical girls worth?

>We have a chance to run around as magical girl Schrodinger chan
>We can bring Plantdoka with us
Next thread is going to be fun.

>>33572566

The question is whether we are talking about a Madoka or a Sayaka.

>>33572596
he said Magical Girls, not Dire Mermaids

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>>33572566

Depends if they're really magical or just enhanced, I guess?

>>33572596
>>33572631

we could be looking at Sailor moons or precures

>>33572574
I'm looking forward to it.

>>33572651
That's not even getting into your CCSes, Ojama, and the magical little girls as opposed to your magical fightin' girls.

It's still Bewitched's fault in the end.

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do we have a way to get unsealed yet?

>>33572708
What?

>>33572665
Grab a few people to prep for proper roles.

RIsa and Plantdoka as Magical Girls

Sin-Fin as Evil Queen
Friedhelm as a Dark General
Shiba as a Monster of the week.

Then we run a con toward a nonspecific purpose.

>>33572728
Please no. We've been over this recently; bringing tons of people every time just results in bullshit. Just go with the plant.

>>33572723
You don't remember Risa and her inferior friends go to demon college?

>>33572651
Fisticuffs with Precures could be fun, no eldritch powers, just straight up "come at me, bitch!"

>>33572751
Are you talking about the hellfire burns? That's already gone, bro. Check the sheet.

>>33572755
Can we still do fisticuffs with out eldritch powers?

I though we merged capoeira and our abomination state not too long ago.

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“Okay then. Time to just let it happen.” You say

You start telling your story. Jager grips your hand tightly and becomes layered in a fine mist of sweat. You tell the story of a man, and of a box, and all the horrible things which live in nightmares. You tell a story of hunting things, dark things, and twisted things all following after you. Everyone is on the edge of their seats and you feel jager’s nails dig into your hand.

“H-hey! I told you no powers!” She shouts.

You blink and shake your head. “Wasn’t me.” You say then continue.

You tell of the hunted man and his hundred feasts. You tell of the winding ways and of the forests full of beasts. By the end of the story you look up smiling. “And it is said whoever will hear this stories will be taken save one. Who must tell it to others to be safe.”

You feel something wet run across the back of your neck and lash out with your tails. You strike and strike at the unknown dark thing and wrap yourself protectively around Jager as you do so.

You pant as you probe out with your tails and find nothing. You frown confused, but then feel something blow on your ear and you scream. The lights come on and smiling there, crouching behind you, is your plant wearing nice button up pajamas.

You didn’t cry at all.

Hollow Quest Redux 95 end.

Getting tired, around for questions, concerns, comments, SPXP spending, etc.

>>33572834
Just because we mixed them together it doesn't mean forget how to do them on their own.

>>33572845
>The lights come on and smiling there, crouching behind you, is your plant wearing nice button up pajamas.
The plant really is the best.

>>33572845
Fucking Plantbro.

>>33572845
thanks for running.

I've been busy a bit so I haven't followed as diligently as I've liked to. the hellfire seal thingy, that's over with?

>>33572915
Yeah. Hellfire wears off as long as you are not in an environment with a lot of it in it.

>>33572915
It was mostly gone before last thread was even over. If you read the previous thread, you'll see him say that it would be gone by the next one.

So yes. It's gone.

>>33572845

I am glad that the plant invited itself, though the showing is probably content inappropriate for someone her age.

Are ceros and love beams similar?

>>33573028
Upton is beyond base carnal desires

>>33573028
Only if Ryoko keeps mucking about.
>>33573037
How much do you love ghost lasers?

>>33573059
do the magic girls have mascots/fairies/talking cats?

and if so, should we bake or grill them?

>>33573059
I believe that is what Risa's heart became when she went hollow-love for the Beamspam

>>33573098
Probably some sort of mascot. It's standard right?
>>33573126
There is your answer then.

>>33572845
>concerns, comments
I know you have a thing about agency and it's to be expected after the doozy of a time people gave you over stuff, but I feel this needs to be said.

If we're just mucking around the shrine and there's absolutely nothing to do except walk around and talk to people about stuff we've already talked about, I would not mind you timeskipping a few hours to a point where things are happening. Just add a ________ between paragraphs and say "a few hours later" or something. Or at least having Monologue go "AIN'T SHIT HAPPENING. GO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN OR SIT ON YOUR ASS UNTIL THE HAPPENING COMES TO YOU, BECAUSE THIS AIN'T DOING ANYTHING."

If we go do decide to make something happen, it doesn't even need to be spxp grinding or anything like that. It would be fun to go pull pranks on people instead of walking in circles asking Caede about the demons and Azzy if we can sex drive yet and occasionally fearfully making sure the lokitron is inert and all the other rounds.

It's just that things feel caught. Congested. Slow, in a similar way to when we just kept investigating everything or talking to the shittygami in circles. Like the story has hooks on it and we're trying to drag it across a floofy carpet and it's just catching on everything. It's not exactly not fun, I could deal with this, but I feel like it could be better if that makes any sense?

>>33573160
Yes and you pretty much nailed why I am hesitant to do that. Again, the agency issue.

I actually considered having Monologue do something or just push things along myself but I hesitated. I will put more weight in my consideration to do that in the future.

Thanks for your input.

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>>33573154
might I recommend a platypus?

>>33573126
I like to think Risas character development contrasts her beamspams development. Like back when we were a random asshole it was just normal, then when we were the new hotness wrecking shit up and down the street we used enormous single shot lasers and now that we are frantically trying to power level we have to resort to punching things and blowing bits of ourselves up.

>>33573324
I miss single shot lasers

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>>33573255
Are we eating the one with a hat?

>>33573374
all the cranial accessories you desire anon

>>33573250
Maybe check out Hellborn if only to see how the QM does short timeskips. He integrates short timeskips very well and makes it flow with the story. Might not be something you can transfer in perfectly, but it could give you some ideas of how to seamlessly implement timeskips of a couple hours to a couple days.

Anyway, the only way I can see people screaming agency about some short skips is if it looks like it's directly responsible for us losing to something because we didn't grind hard enough when we could have ground more. I think that people who would whine in that situation are being silly and wrong, but I understand their viewpoint. Anyway, there's an easy way to combat that: Just say that Risa is off kill&eating little things during the med-long skips. Spirits, small gods, whatever. Anything that we could thrash hard enough that you feel fine not making us actually roll for it. Even if it doesn't actually give us a damn thing. Just say that Risa is out doing something to git gud. You can be ambiguous about he benefits of the actions. Hell, maybe it's not really doing anything, but making it look like something is happening when there isn't goes a long way.

>>33573339
We should use them more. Arent they still that bit stronger then our current ones per hit at least.

>>33573250
>>33573390
Or another thought. If there's nothing important to be said by everyone we haven't talked to, just tack something like
>you sonido around the shrine super cool fast making your regular mouth flapping noises. People generally put up with you but don't say anything more interesting than normal except Hiroshi who spilled coffee on his crotch and let out a stream of words I didn't feel I needed to translate for you because that would ruin his image and totally not because he bribed me.
and then continue on to the things that do things.

>>33573390
Eh, I feel like timeskips are best kept to hours, not days.

>>33573474
In here, I agree. The 'days' part was mostly just a Hellborn thing since the mc's regen takes a while to actually work.

>>33573396
Pandora Cero = 1PC
Weapons Grade Cero non-detonation strike = 0.75PC
WG Cero Detonation = 1.75PC

WG Ceros will get stronger upon purchasing Sword and Shield. Zero is, presumably, somewhere around 30PC of damage at the barest minimum estimation because it has to hit for more than 13 WGCeros going off at once to be useful.

The End should be far, far higher damage.

>>33573059
Is The End a beam or a ball projectile?

>>33573759
A ray/beam

>>33573784
Ok. Gotta get it.

Any chance of renaming it? I liked the Revelations suggestion from last thread.

>>33573784
I'm guessing it costs 100. Am I high or low or just right?

>>33572845
When the various pagan gods/demons/other and whatnot see Risa, if they don't know who she is somehow, what in the world do they think? "Oh wow that thing sure is a clusterfuck"?

>>33572845
Thanks for the thread. A little slow getting to the ghost stories, but it was fun once it happened.

>>33573822
Close
>>33573856
Depends on the entity
>>33573922
Thanks for playing

>>33574211
Do we still have the forced miracle option in general? Mostly just curious.

>>33574276
I don't know. It's all hidden and shit.