WHAT, METAL GEAR?

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You may choose from the following contracts.

>Maverick Security Consulting, Inc
Based in Nevada, this PMC is mainly based on creating a security force for others. Expect to be defending VIPs and keeping the lines of Borders strong.
You may gain information from the patriots under this PMC.
Technology - Average
Pay - Average.

>Desperado Enforcement LLC
Officially Based in Delaware (However most offices are elsewhere.)
This PMC is mainly based on supporting terrorists, destroying the order of newly established countries, Expect heavily offensive missions, assassinations, and very unethical work.
Technology - High
Pay - High

>Werewolf
Unknown basing, most likely poor.
This PMC is built from the remains of the FROGs, heavily female and unmanned. Expect little to no support during deployment, balanced deployments, may have unethical work.
Technology - Above average
Pay - Under average
Requirement: Female.

>ArmsTech Corps
Based in the United states.
This is not a PMC, but hires humans for testing purposes. Expect VR missions, test-missions, very few actual deployments. Contract can be short-term. Pay is slashed in return for choosing your upgrades.
Technology - Exceedingly high
Pay - Little

>>33538224
>Maverick Security Consulting, Inc
I hear good things about their management. And supposedly their health benefits are amazing.

>>33538224
> Desperado Enforcement LLC
In the end, it has to be this way.

>>33538224
>>Werewolf

>>33538289
>>33538267
Warning. This contract is long-term, and WILL pose the highest threat to your well being.

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>>33538224
>Desperado Enforcement LLC

>>33538337
Both of them?

>>33538224
>Desperado Enforcement LLC

Rolled 1

>>33538224
>Maverick Security Consulting, Inc
>Werewolf
rolling a 1d2 to decide for me

>>33538224
>Desperado Enforcement LLC

>>33538224
>Werewolf

>>33538224
>Werewolf

>>33538224
>ArmsTech Corps

>>33538224
>Desperado Enforcement LLC

>>33538351
Both of them.

Well looks like we're edgy murderhobos, fuck that noise, I'm out.

>>33538224
>>Werewolf

>>33538402
No point being pussies.

Live on the edge or die.

>>33538420
Stay pleb.

>>33538224
>>Desperado Enforcement LLC
Gotta get that cash money yo.

>>33538224
>Werewolf

Seems a reasonable middle ground

>>33538420
Simply because you are part of a rather unethical corporation, the contract is but a contract.
Defection, "retirement" and simply leaving are possible options.

It seems Desperado has won for now.
Writing.

>>33538420
Desperado aren't edgy murderhobos. They're edgy murderbusinessmen. They have standards, Anon.

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>>33538224
>>Werewolf
>Requirement: Female.
Bah! "Be a Cyborg Ninja" they said. "Serve your country" they said. Yet nobody ever remembers the original MP Cyborg Ninjas. It's always the Tengus that get shafted.

Well, screw you! I'll make my own PMC! With Sidequests! and Metal Gears!

>Yatagarasu Inc.
Remnants of Patriot Trained Soldiers and Genome Troops, made up mostly of elite Tengu Commandos. A small company, but extremely good at infiltration and assassination. Has a strong rivalry with Werewolf, for not inviting them to their PMC.
Technology - Above Average
Pay - Average

>>33538224
>Desperado Enforcement LLC
>Not leaving them all behind
Come on /tg/. Look into your heart, you know this is the best choice.

>>33538487
Werewolf was a developing PMC, Who knows who they could have recruited?

>>33538420
But anon, think of the cash

And the upgrades

Werewolf was so shitty they only appeared once. Why even bother with them?

>>33538224
>>Maverick Security Consulting, Inc

>>33538420
Armstrong would like a word with you anon.

>Desperado Enforcement LLC

Please tell me you guys aren't voting against the chance to be coworkers with Mr FUCKING INVINCIBLE.

Where's the option to play as metal gear?

>>33538773
Pretty sure Desperado would let us do that.

>>33538487
>werewolf
>All women
I see what you did there...giggity

>>33538224
>Maverick Security Consulting, Inc

>>33538669
>>33538842
guys, voting has been over for 21 minutes...

refer to >>33538454

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"Don't worry, you'll be told exactly what to do." Spoke a voice in an Alabama accent, as you took your first steps into the battle field. The picture before you was one of a developing African nation, the scorching heat reflecting off of newly made windows, and the eyes of young ambitious individuals, unscarred by war.

"Your objective is to secure a train, it'll be our escape point after kidnapping a certain someone" A deep chuckle followed afterwards. The objective was pictured on your HUD, it was up quite high in comparison to the road you were dropped off from, it'll be no match for your new body though.

You looked down at yourself, you had decided to go with a non-standard cyborg body that was....

>Exoskeleton
You aren't actually a cyborg. You simply have a suit which gives super-human attributes.
+No initial cyborg parts
-Weaker than every other option

>Soldier
Humanoid, very few enhancements. Multiple variants
-Only slightly stronger than exoskeleton
+Easiest to enhance
+Most "comfortable" and easiest to get used to
Specialization (Pick one)
>Stealth
>CQC
>Ranged Combat
>Size and Armor

>Cyborg Battlemech
Non-humanoid, for losing your lower half you gain a huge battlemech with large combat potential
+Strongest option
-No stealth
-Limited manuverability
-Limited perception
+Larger size
+Battle oriented enhancements
+Most suited to heavy numbers warfare

>Cyborg Ninja
Built for stealth. Humanoid.
-Weakest durability and in warfare combat
+Excels in stealth missions

>>33538911
Continued Cyborg Ninja.
+Advanced Stealth camo
+Advanced Melee weapon
-Subpar ranged.

>>33538773
You may pilot one, once you have enough money. Or are loaned one by your company.

>>33538911
>Soldier
>CQC

>>33538911
>Soldier
>Stealth

Silenced weapons ftw

>>33538911
>>Soldier
>Ranged Combat

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>>33538911
>Cyborg Battlemech

>>33538911
> Soldier
> Size and Armor

>>33538911
>Soldier
>Ranged Combat

>>33538911
>Soldier
>Stealth

>>33538952
>>33538932
Just to confirm.
CQC in this case means utilizing things such as swords, rather than bare fists.
Although gloves are a melee combat option.

>>33538951
Woah what? Ninja go!

Personally I would rather shoot someone in the head but lets see how this vote goes.

>>33538911
Cyborg Ninja.
As long as we get to keep our junk.

Seriously guys, it's like the best option.

>>33538911
>>Exoskeleton

Badass Normal a go

>Cyborg Ninja

>>33538995
The fuck? Fuck no. Changing my vote to
>Exoskeleton

>>33538911
>Soldier
>Ranged Combat

>>33538911
>>Soldier
>CQC

As if there was ever another option.

>>33538999
>As long as we get to keep our junk.
That's an option in everything but battlemech

>>33538911
>>Exoskeleton

>>33539036
Go ahead and get rid of our junk no matter what wins, please. We don't need that shit.

>>33538911
>Exoskeleton
Even though everyone wants to be Genetic McGrunt.

>>33538911
>Soldier
>>CQC

>>33538911
>Exoskeleton
>not choosing hard mode

Step up senpai

>>33539050
Fuck you, we need to pick up a Tsundere FROG love interest, who says she hates us, but then "accidentally" drops a key or something.

Can't do that if we're a neutered half a man.

>>33538911
Voting ninja.

Incidentally, wouldn't a backstory or a selected VR training regimen help pick out our basic stats?

>>33539084
>Fuck you, we need to pick up
No, we don't. :)

>>33539050
>Not needing your dick

Bro better to lose an eye then lose your dick.

>>33538911
>Exoskeleton

>>33539094
>Emoticons
Go back to tumblr, you fucking summer faggot.

>>33539087
You'll get that choice next.

>>33538911
>Exoskeleton

This is how I underdog!

>>33539100
Thirding this. Keep our dick.

>>33538911
>Soldier
>CQC

WRRRRRRYYYYY

>>33538911
>Exoskeleton

I'd rather rely on guts than transhumanism

>>33538911
HOLY SHIT

PICK CYBORG NINJA

>not wanting to be apart of the original Genome Army

It's like you dont want to be a super-soldier

>>33538911
>Exoskeleton.
Real Man Mode.

>>33539084
First of all.
>tsundere
You have shit taste.
Second of all, there's not going to be any FROG here. This is long after MGS4, the FROGs are long gone.

>>33538911
If we go ninja, can we make our dick able to inject minute amounts of lethal poison mid-coitus?

>>33538911

Ninja ninja ninja ninja

>>33538911
>>Exoskeleton

>>33538911
>Exoskeleton

Do we still get to specialise?

>>33539152
>the FROGs are long gone.

>>33538224
>>Werewolf
>This PMC is built from the remains of the FROGs

Read the thread.

>>33538911
Cyborg Ninja pls

>>33539152
See: >>33538224
MGR is only 4 years after MGS4, FROGs are quite the possibility, especially due to the fate of the PMC Outer Haven.

>>33538911

Either Exoskeleton or Ninja.

Supermanly or super-badass, I could live with either.

>>33539172
Then they're Werewolf and not FROGs then, huh smartass?

>>33539208
See >>33539194
Dumbass

>>33538911
Gib cyborg ninja jesus christ

>>33538911
>Cyborg Ninja
Although I wouldn't have minded being a battlemech.

>>33539194
But the term werewolf implies they're all lesbian. Is this true?

>>33538911
>Soldier
>>CQC

Jesus fucking Christ, Exskeleton clearly won. Can we move on already?

>>33538911
>>Exoskeleton
HARD MODE

>>33539084
>Tsundere

No.

>Yandere

Yes.

Learn to Waifu!

>>33538911
>Cyborg Battlemech
can i be like bladewolf ?

>>33539240
No.

>>33539243
You're right.
Voting CLOSED.
Tallying then writing.

>>33539236

I would have. People like that exist to be killed by Cyborg Ninjas or unenhanced commandos like Snake and Big Boss.

>>33538911
I pick Cyborg Ninja. We could be the modern day Hanzo Hattori, how could I not pick this option?

>>33539145
Ninja reminds me too much of snake to be honest. Would rather go full tear shit up.

>>33539252
I'll take Yandere too. As long as Love can bloom on our battlefield.

>>33539252
they're both shitty archetypes
silence yourself

>>33539276
>>33539252

>Not Goudere

It's like you don't understand Waifus.

>>33539194
Regardless of what we pick I assume all the options come with a bitching faceplate?
>>33539264
Thats what they get for being a faceless nobody. Though I wonder what they do in their free time?

>>33539311
This is Metal Gear, of course they do. And since we're hopefully not a soldier, we won't get that stupid ass dull gray T-visor.

>>33539254
IF Prototype LQ-84i sounds more like a Cyborg Ninja modified for quadrupedal movement.
For clarification, the battlemech is more like Khamsin's cyborg form.

>>33539311
Depends on your choice.
Protecting your face IS a good idea though.

>>33539275
Snake would be a soldier wouldn't he? He doesn't really do much ninja shit.

>>33539311

>faceless nobody

I just got this mental image of Big Boss doing the whole 'do you know how many anonymous henchmen I've killed' bit from Austin Powers 3 to some kind of cyborg super-commando.

>>33539335
Snake is best a being a corpse.

>>33539356

>Not stealing immortal nano-machines from Vamp/Big Boss

Like Otacon couldn't figure that shit out.

>>33539375
Otacon is too busy being a playboy now. Sunny is the one who would figure it out.

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>>33539375
still the problem of being a walking CDC nightmare!

>>33539395
No, it's fine.

>>33539356
Philanthropy still exists.

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>>33539408
Don't you dare.

>>33539408
Is Big Boss still alive?

>>33539408
Can we turn Big Boss into a child and adopt him?

>>33539332
oh, i would have loved going animal themed cyborg.

too bad, maybe next time.

>>33539302
That's shit tier.

>>33539541

I'm amazed you pulled your boyfriends dick out long enough to speak your mind.

Though you will still be ignored for your terrible taste.

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You were not exactly a Cyborg. You decided instead of going all the way, you chose an Exoskeleton, a mere suit. Maybe it was out of fear of losing your body, your control over it, and your senses. Maybe you just liked your body as it was. Whatever the reason, that was what you chose. "Come on!" The voice said across the intercom "We haven't got all day!"

The abilities given by the suit however, were more than sufficient to climb the vertical rock face in front of you. Trying out it's superior agility and strength, you simply started running on the side of the wall upwards. It was a little harder than you thought, you pushed the machine suit to it's limits, but even that wasn't enough. At the very end you began to lose momentum.

The very ledge of the cliff was almost within your reach, but your foot began to slip, panicking you had to think of something.

Cursing the suit's inability, you reach out with your chosen weapon and try to gain a grip on the rock face.

>Sword
>Axe
>Exoskeleton's fists
>Hammer
>No weapon (This will count as a bonus to your main weaponry, and you will instead grab onto the ledge.)
>Write in

>>33539600
>>Exoskeleton's fists
Here we go.

>>33539600
>>Sword
Swordfights are all the rage

>>33539600
>>Axe

Lets go cleave people in half.

>>33539600
>Main weaponry
Maybe I should have phrased that better
You'll gain a bonus to your RANGED weaponry.

>>33539624
There's already 3 sword cyborgs. Can we be at least kind of original?

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>>33539600
>write-in
Khopesh

It's ideal for taking off limbs and catching enemy melee weapons in the hook.

>>33539600
Wait a minute, I thought we couldn't feel pain any more?
>Exoskeleton's fists

>>33539600
>Write in
>Flail

I'm just doing this because I wonder how you'd handle that.

>>33539600
Shockstaff.

Like a quarterstaff, but it deals electroshocks.

>>33539600

>Exo Fists

Shit.

Yes.

>>33539600
>spear

>>33539600
>Write in
Halberd

>>33539600
>nunchaku

Bruce Lee mode.

>>33539644
this anon gets it.

>>33539661
Aww shit son Imma second this and any chain weapon really.

>>33539600

Shield, captain america style.

>>33539600
>Write-in

Swordchucks.

Best of both worlds.

>>33539701
mah nigga.

>>33539600
>Sword

Aww shit nigga it's happening

>>33539654
Eh, at least it's an original kind of sword.

Clearly, the answer is combine all of these choices into one.

A modular shield-flail with a bladed edge and elector-fuctions that we can punch at people.

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>>33539600
>>Write in
Revolver

>>33539600
>Sword

We can't not.

>>33539656
Did I imply otherwise?

>>33539726
You may choose your ranged weapon at a later point.

>>33539600
>>Exoskeleton's fists

>>33539600

>Fists

Fuck swords, lets punch our way up the cliff.

>>33539654
If we're gonna do sword, can we at least do this so that we're not just another sword-wielding sack of blood?

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>>33539724
Sword-Chucks, Yo?

>>33539600
>>Exoskeleton's fists
Seriously. No fucking sword. Might as well just platy a Raiden quest or Gray Fox quest. So fucking boring.

>>33539600
>Exoskeleton's fists

>>33539734
I just mean if we aren't actually a cyborg then is there another reason that we feel pain?

>Exoskelington punching

I want to be a non-cyborg sword-puncher. Nobody would see it coming.

>>33539779

>Not being a cyborg makes you immune to pain.

.... Do you mean like we wouldn't feel it if they punched our armor/exoskeleton?

>>33539743
What about a rapier? We can be named ricard.

>>33539779
The exoskeleton could be wired into the spine and designed to interfere with pain receptors.

>>33539779
>>33539798
I ment to say is there another reason that we dont feel pain?

>>33539802
Because we're not french.

I don't care what you say, we're not french.

Can we be the lowest of the low? I like setting were we slowly build ourselves up the lackey ladder.

>>33539828
Drugs, Training and Dampeners in the suit is my guess.

>>33539779
Do you want pain inhibitors?
You don't have to have them.

As >>33539808 states, the Exoskeleton can be wired up into you, and therefore give you pain inhibitors.

>>33539843
Let's go without inhibitors. Pain is a useful thing, and we can learn to bite through it.

>>33539831
Agreed. Anything is better then the french.

>>33539860
>Pain is a useful thing.

Not when your on the ground crying it isn't.

>>33539843
>Do you want pain inhibitors?
Yes. We can turn them off whenever we want. Best of both worlds.

>>33539836
You're currently a little lower than Khamsin currently.
Background will influence this a little further.

>>33539600
Sword is going to win, so voting >>33539654 to retain some originality.

>>33539600
>>Exoskeleton's fists

>>33539881
Sword actually has terrible votes.
Exo-fists have won, voting closed.

>>33539876
>Not when your on the ground crying it isn't.
That has nothing to do with pain, that means someone hacked our Nanomachines and set our emotions to "Sad."

>>33539860
You still get the sensation of "You're in pain" with inhibitors, but you're not getting the actual pain.

>>33539881
sadly, fisting is winning...

>>33539600
>Write in
Dual knives

>>33539922
Good. Fuck out of here with your boring sword clone shit.

>>33539831
>>33539862
What if we are spanish? They used rapier right?
>>33539843
I was just wondering.

>>33539600
>Sword

Any day of the week

>>33539948
Too bad voting is closed.

That being said, before I start writing, you are not limited to the weapon you have chosen now. Gaining a sword, knives, a hammer are all possibilities.
You could even have High frequency nails on your fists.

>>33539906
I smell samefagging for Fist.
Call a votation maybe ?

>>33539922
Good. We won't end up being a clone of Sam.

>>33539965
Can we get High Frequency Nudie Magazines?

>>33539906
There were alot of votes, and possibly alot of samefags...could we maybe get final destination going?

>>33539978
yes, we end up being a clone of Armstrong.

>>33539978
Noone wants to be sam, but there's more to swords than 'Muh Samurai' and 'Muh Ronin'.

>>33539972
I voted several times for different options.

>>33540008
Not even kinda sorta. He has obsidian skin nanomachines and fire power.

>>33539972
>>33539995

I could easily call samefagging for sword or whatever. Deal with the results. Besides, we can get other things as per >>33539965

>>33540008
We'd honestly have to try to make a clone of Armstrong.

>>33540026
>Deal with the results.
It's hard.

The arm mechanisms on the exoskeleton were enhanced, you had requested it specifically. With a grin, you smash your fist into the rock, embedding your fist into the wall. You throw yourself up with your hand, landing near a train tracks. You knew that the train was going to arrive soon, as you were briefed personally by your superior.

"Most people would have taken the stairs." You could feel the voice over the intercom was pleased "I like your style kid!" Smiling a little, he continues "We'll be there soon to catch the train, make sure no one will get in the way!"

Given these few minutes, you reflect upon your past, and how you managed to end up here.

>Child soldier.
You ended up fighting in some rough 3rd world country back just before the ages of PMCs, managing to distinguish yourself in those days, you were finally free of that life when order was established.
But war seemed to call you back to battle, maybe you were always trapped in fighting?

>Ex-Military
You had served and fought in your nation's army, although whether it was retirement, discontentment, or warcrimes, you left the military and ended up joining a PMC.

>Criminal
Perhaps you were part of a corrupt regime, a gang, a crime syndicate, whatever it was, you dealt with the unethical, and you loved it.
Eventually after sustaining a serious injury, you decided it was better to work with a PMC due to the danger reasons

More choices incoming.

>>33540012
I'd be all for some Doppelsoldner action, but it looks like we're locked in now.

>>33540197
>Child soldier.
You ended up fighting in some rough 3rd world country back just before the ages of PMCs, managing to distinguish yourself in those days, you were finally free of that life when order was established.
But war seemed to call you back to battle, maybe you were always trapped in fighting?

BORN INTO A PACK

>>33540197
DO NOT VOTE YET MORE CHOICES COMING

>>33540241
Oops, my bad

>>33540197
>Criminal
Idle hands are the devil's playthings.

>>33540197
>Rich Kid
Deciding to take your parents money for a spin, you bought the Exoskeleton and signed up to a PMC's contract, without thinking of the consequences, with little to no training. But you were rich, and it's not like those dirty 3rd world PMCs could do much against you with your superior technology.

>VR Trained Patriot Remnant
You had been kidnapped as a small child by the Patriots. 24/7 VR training had turned you into a monster, and after the fall of the patriots you had nowhere to go but back to war. Intensive training made you react quickly, and become a veteran at the age of six. But you would never be "normal."

>>33540277
>>VR Trained Patriot Remnant

>>33540277
>Rich Kid
Let's be the snotty piece of shit that Desperado (doesn't) need!

>>33540277

Rich Kid

sounds Fun

>>33540277
>>VR Trained Patriot Remnant
This one. This one! Former Tengu a Go!

>>33540197

Ex-military.

>>33540277
Crap, dropped my trip.

>>33540277
Rich kid. You dropped your trip, by the way.

>>33540197
Voting Rich Kid.

>>33540197
>>Child soldier.
>You ended up fighting in some rough 3rd world country back just before the ages of PMCs, managing to distinguish yourself in those days, you were finally free of that life when order was established.
>But war seemed to call you back to battle, maybe you were always trapped in fighting?

Voting this, because I like the idea of home turf.

We can act all 'wtf' whenever we see some older tech, only being familiar with newer cyborg stuff.

>>33540296

Changing>>33540237
To this
>>VR Trained Patriot Remnant
>You had been kidnapped as a small child by the Patriots. 24/7 VR training had turned you into a monster, and after the fall of the patriots you had nowhere to go but back to war. Intensive training made you react quickly, and become a veteran at the age of six. But you would never be "normal."

>>33540277
>>VR Trained Patriot Remnant
Honestly, Rich Kid sounds stupid.

>>33540277
>>VR Trained Patriot Remnant
>You had been kidnapped as a small child by the Patriots. 24/7 VR training had turned you into a monster, and after the fall of the patriots you had nowhere to go but back to war. Intensive training made you react quickly, and become a veteran at the age of six. But you would never be "normal."

>>33540277
>VR Trained Patriot Remnant
I've seen some shit

Rolled 2

>>33540197
Can't decide between Vr and Child so

[1]VR
[2]Child

>>33540323

Revengeance

>>33540355
Don't care.

>>33540277
>VR-trained
TRAGIC PAST GOOOO

Voting closed, VR-Trained super weapon has won.

>>33540277
>VR Trained Patriot Remnant

Seen some shit, survived.

THE PATRIOTS LIVE ON
THROUGH THIS ARM

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>>33540414

>>33540444
THE PATRIOTS LIVE ON
THROUGH THIS DICK!

>>33540444
>>33540466
Trip Dubs confirm the Educational merits of Mortal Kombat

>>33540485
...we're using fists.

We were trained by playing that Ryu looking fucker in Mortal Kombat

>>33540529
Liu Kang?

>>33540529
Johnny Cage?

>>33540529
Freddy Kruger?

Your past was filled with the virtual realities of the Patriots. You had killed, at least according to the records you had found back in the lab. Millions of digital enemies. You had committed Genocide since you were three years old. Although you had several state-sponsored therapy sessions, you never managed to fit in, be normal, be...human.

That being said, you never actually killed anyone, or had any real life experience, until today. However, you were assured by a large bald man that you'd do fine, as he slapped you on the back during the briefing. You didn't really respond, just mumbled a small "Yes sir" back.

As you stood there, your thoughts clouding your mind, you heard hostiles behind you. You got into a hiding position as quickly as you could. You knew you could easily beat nearly anything the enemy threw at you head on, but your training kicked you into it.

Two African teenagers, barely men, walked onto the train tracks wielding AK-47s, they talked with each other about girlfriends. It seems the one with red hair had an older girlfriend, who had large breasts. You were unsure of why this was a merit however. That and you had your orders.

You would have to kill these two men in order to progress. As you jumped forwards, the two saw you, and one of them shouted out...

(This chooses your gender)
>Bastard!
>You bitch!
And roll 1d100 for how gruesome their deaths are. Crits are 95+ and 5-.

>>33540583
>>Bastard!

Rolled 31

>>33540583
>>Bastard!

>>33540583
>Bastard!

>>33540583
>>Bastard!

Rolled 30

>>33540583
>Bastard!
Alright, here we go.

Rolled 29

>>33540583
>Bastard!
Time to grip and rip.

Rolled 35

>>33540583
>>Bastard!

Rolled 8

>>33540583
>Bastard!

Rolled 99

>>33540583
>>Bastard!

Rolled 64

>>33540583
>Bastard!

Rolled 97

>>33540583
>>Bastard!

>>33540583
>>Bastard!

Rolled 90

>>33540583
>You bitch!
First tiem for female mc in metal gear

Rolled 35

>>33540583
>Bastard

Rolled 16

>>33540624

Oh my.

>>33540583
>vr training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boNRVXR7bqg

Rolled 62

>>33540631
>>33540583

>>33540619
>Time to grip and rip.
Can we use this as out pre-battle one liner?

Rolled 53

>>33540655
No one liners, please.

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>>33540583
Did we ever fight Gurlugon, Genola, or Mecha Genola in the VR training under the Patriots?

Rolled 1

>>33540583
>You bitch!

Let's tear 'em apart.

>>33540684
Not really a one liner, more like a pre battle ass kicking line. Raiden has "let er rip"

Just thought it would nice if we had one.

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>>33540697

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Rolled 82

>>33540697
Pffft Diice confirmed for hating female MC's

>>33540624
Considering this isn't within the first 5, I'll leave this up to /tg/ dice to decide.
1d10, 5+ = Crit. 5 under = Crit fail.

And considering >>33540697 is part of it as well, I give /tg/ the choice for either crit on this roll.

Rolled 8

>>33540718

here we go

Rolled 7

>>33540718
LET 'ER RIP

>>33540718
I'd just go with first three, man.

>>33540745
>>33540718
Clarifying.
I will roll it.
But you will decide if I should.
Otherwise >>33540621 will be chosen.

>>33540756
Crits/Critfails are within 5s.

Rolled 6

>>33540718

>>33540768
roll

>>33540768
Go for it.

>>33540768
Go for it, mang. This will either be the best quest ever or the shortest quest ever.

>>33540768
Go ahead and roll it, bro

Rolled 2

>>33540789
Or both

>>33540768
>Crits/Critfails are within 5s.
I think he meant first three replies

>>33540821
This.

Rolled 3

>>33540821
And I meant the first three rolls are taken.
But crits are taken within 5.

>>33540789
> for how gruesome their deaths are.
It's not about combat.

>>33540865
Fun.

>>33540865
Oh, so a lower roll means a cleaner kill?

I can dig it.

>>33540886
>Clean kills in Desperado
Please go and stay gone.

>>33540865
Is... Is high gruesome, or clean? I genuinely don't know.

At the risk of going full edge, I want gruesome. We have Sundowner watching, I'm sure he'd appreciate the show.

>>33540915
I want Sundowner to be our dad.

>>33540886
That would be a crit success.
Critfail is where the bald guy tells us to try a little finesse next time.

Rolled 5

>>33540915
I think we went Full Edge the moment we started this quest
>>33540940
Muh Nigga

>>33540953
I am sad that I lost all my metal gear pictures....

>>33540953
That doesn't sound like Sundowner

>>33540953
>We are now the silent robot in the corner that just stands there, punching repeatedly at the corpse until there is no more corpse, just a paste that cannot be smushed anymore.

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Rolled 4

>>33540940
>Tfw we become the Red Son

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>>33540967
Looking for this?

>>33540980
As we should be.

>>33540962
we have not gone full edge you mook

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>>33540953

>>33540915
I want Sundowner to see the Glorious Sunshine that we shall leave in our wake.

>>33540992
Anon, I think you found our nickname.

Rolled 8

>>33541000
>Metal Gear Rising
>Not Full Edge

>>33540993
old pc was destroyed in a flood s- WHO DOWNLOADED A VIRUS IN TO SUNDOWNER!?

>>33541000
But we should

>>33541021
it was more CURAZY then edge

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Rolled 6

>>33540993
Combined with
>>33540643

>>33541033
I agree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_W_BAjUTYA

Rolled 9

>>33541039
Edgy doesn't always have to be a bad thing m80, I think Metal Gear Rising is living proof of that

>>33541039
>cyborg gook fantasy
>shitty hard and loud music
>main character called the ripper
it was more edgy than curazy

>>33541039
Metal Gear Rising was good edge, as opposed to bland and awful edge.

But it was pretty edgy.

>>33540980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsnuEZ3S89g
This has to happen.

>>33541081
I find it funny that ID is going to put that shit in doom 4

>>33540980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaZdFQcKvjk

I left for a bit. I voted exo and it seems we ended up being CQC specialized anyway? Dammit. I wanted him to use an assault rifle and be ex-mil.

Charging forwards, you fly over their heads as they aim at you. Quickly, and precisely. You throw your hands towards the enemy, catching their heads as you begin to land. The sound of the bullets firing. The shouts of panic and pain get your blood racing.

THIS was where you were meant to live. The patriots had trained you well, for your birthplace. The two brats struggled underneath your hands, dropping their weapons to try and force your enhanced fists off of them.

You grant them that mercy, after plunging your fingers into their brain matter. Your fingers puncturing their skulls as easily as a hot knife does butter. They drop to the floor, the only blood was on your fingers, and leaking out of the holes in their heads.

A small voice enters your head, breaking out of your little trance you hear a voice. It was not one of your commander's, but rather someone more....elegant? "That was amazing!" His voice cried out "You were like a desert wind, stripping everything of life as you moved."

"What's your name, new recruit?" the voice asked "I think you'll do finely in Desperado, as all the strong do!"

>Who are you?
>Stutter and mumble out your name

>>33541135
we get a gun later!

>>33541138
>>Stutter and mumble out your name
Grant

>>33541138
>Who are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTup5mT4O-Q

>>33541138
>"L-Liu Kang...sir...

>>33541138
>more elegant voice
whelp guys i believe thats armstrong
in b4 it ends up where we gotta fight Raiden.

>>33541135
Instead, we have fists and are a Patriot Trained VR Brat!

>>33541138
>Say your name
None of that stuttering bullshit.

>>33541138
>Stutter and mumble out your name
Ronald.

Rolled 10

>>33541138
"I like that, I'll take it"
>Desert Wind

>>33541138
Henry Fitzgerald

Rolled 65

>>33541138

Shamal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamal_%28wind%29

>>33541138
I was a weapon of the patriots, now I am a weapon in someone elses service. "Call me Gunn."

>>33541160
>Grant
THE MOST AGILE MAN IN VALLACHIA
I hope that's who you were referring too

>>33541164
I think it's Monsoon, actually.

>>33541138
>>33541160
Grant. D. Eisenhower

>>33541138

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Winds

Take your pick

>>33541138
>Stutter and mumble out your name

"Ten Thirteen Twenty Two.

Uh, I mean, Kyle. It's Kyle, now."

>>33541212
Fuck him and his "meme's"!

>>33541138
>Who are you?

>>33541138
>>Who are you?
Sirocco
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirocco

>>33541138
>Leon, sir.
No stuttering, just cold and emotionless.

>>33541218
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Winds
I kind of like Mistral.

>>33541219
I was thinking your Patriot name was Null, actually.

Not sure you guys get it. The suttering is us giving Monsoon our name. The other is asking who the speaker (Monsoon) is.

Some of you think one is timid or calmly giving our name.

>>33541138
>Who are you?
>Winchester Sam

>>33541218
Maestro sounds cool

>>33541280
>Clone of Frank Jaeger

I can dig it.

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>>33541280
It's been done.

>>33541279
u wot
I think we're still too new and weak to have a Winds of Destruction name, but if we do need one, I'm voting for >>33541233

>>33541323
Sirocco makes me think of Gundam.

>>33541351
Never watched it.

>>33541138
>Earl Romney, AKA Desert Fox

>>33541279

Have you even played MGR? There's already a Mistral.

>>33541280
Well, either way, we should start with Patriot designation and then correct ourselves.

I'd prefer a string of numbers, but whatever works.

Well shit, somebody went and made a Metal Gear Quest. Guess I better follow.

Let's just go with Null for now. This shit always takes too long.

>>33541138
>Gatling Warthog