Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>We joined the Villain Monster Maestro as she attends a meeting of S-Class Villains. When she arrives she finds out that they plan on bringing her to the prestigious S-Class! After a brief moment of panic Bridgette was able to regain her composure and meet most of the Villain's S-Class. She met terrible people like Legoman, Blythe, Madam Galaxy, Blast, and others.>She then had a fight with the S-Class Hero, Rena, which ended in her favor.>We now join Rena as she chats with her biggest fan.
JR: "I'm so glad you let me come over! Man, the internet is just buzzing with footage from your latest fight. I can't believe you lost it! Did you throw the fight on purpose? Oh! What happened during the date after that? I know you two went out to eat but... Ohmygosh! Did you two hold hands!? Did you kiss!?""Jade, please. It was horrible... She made me eat salad. Just leaves and junk."JR: "So she punished you? Oh man, that's so cool. I wish I could get beaten up by Monster Maestro.">Robomaid stands behind Jade Revolver holding a sign. Rena just shakes her head at the robot, she knows it won't help her at this point.JR: "Oh, I've been working on a new fanfic!""Really? What's this one about? Is it with, uhm... Alternate me?"JR: "Oh, no. I haven't had much inspiration for that. I mean I have a few ideas but nothing on paper yet.""What are they?"JR: "I'll tell you after I'm done with this one. Hold on, I have it somewhere in my phone...">The girl pulls out her phone and swipes her finger across the screen, mumbling to herself as she searches for something.JR: "Got it! Okay, so it begins with Benben as he attends a local comic con... You see it's rumored that The Otaku would be there and..."=====================================1/2
>>33496421Yes. Get the ballgag.
>>33496550Awww yisss adventure of Benben
>>33496550Oh shit, future time!
>>33496550=======================================Dang... There's so many people in here already. Where the heck could she be?Also she can look like anyone... That just makes it even more difficult.Only clue I have is the letter she sent me saying she's going to make this 'a con to remember'. Which tells me.... Well, not much at all.
>>33496550I didn't even see this thread up. Now to READ!Robomaid, you are the best roommate.Jade, I didn't realize they made replicas of my hoodie.
>>33496700She's going to do some suppervillain/teenager shitOne of the two.It's going to be the center of attention, whatever it is.
>>33496700>a con to rememberIT IS A CON. She is not even here. She is just fooling you.
>>33496700She's probably in cosplay just like her mom.
>>33496550Get the ballgag
>>33496700Check the dojinshi stands. That's the obvious place to start.
try THE BALLPIT
>>33496700Start with a thorough investigation of the area. Perhaps you will find she has a distinct outfit or something that she can be identified with.
Aw shiiit, I got in early for once.>>33496700Just enjoy yourself somehow and wait for shit to go down. Go get some swag.
>>33496700Wander around, and see if anyone is staring at you. That's probably her.
>>33496700*cough*WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL?
>>33496700Who are you meeting?
>>33496781Get back to sleep, Detective.
>>33496803He just looks fabulous is all. You kinda have to in order to keep up with Empress Drill Hair
>>33496700Have some adorable fanart of jade saving the day.
>>33496863>>33496917Someone post the .gif version.
>>33496700Check up on the history of this place. She might be planning something based on that. Look for anything that happened just after you were born.>captcha: rickled submit
>>33496735That... That would actually be quite clever. But I don't think she's capable of that. Ah, I'm not saying she's stupid or anything! It's just... Her villain plans are simple.>>33496737Yeah, that means she could be anyone. I can't just start punching random cosplayers again.>>33496755Eh?>>33496775>BenBen goes to examine the ballpit. It's a sad little thing with a single person sitting inside of it. They have on fake horns and appear to have painted themselves.I don't think she's there. I don't see why ANYONE would want to be there...>>33496764>BenBen walks over to the doujinshi stand. There are quite a few older men around him along with a few girls. He examines the covers of a few of the comics and flips through them. He quickly puts them down.There... There's naked women in these... And men... I don't think she's here.>He wanders around the con acquiring swag and actually enjoying himself a bit. He feels his phone vibrate and pulls it out.>There's a message on it from The Otaku. 'I see you wandering around like a lost puppy. If you can't find me in one hour you lose. I'll give you a hint: Saki Fujita'What..?
>>33496700Well, what do you know about her? maybe she has a way of working that'd tip you off?
>>33496985>Saki FujitaIt's Japanese for "piss in the ballpit"
>>33496985Start a list of persons of interest. Saki Fujita is most likely going to be some kind of character that someone is cosplaying as.
>>33496985>Saki Fujita>Saki Fujita (藤田咲 Fujita Saki?, born October 19, 1984) is a Japanese voice actress from Tokyo, Japan represented by Arts Vision>She is best known in Japan for sampling her voice for the Crypton Future Media's Vocaloid, Hatsune Miku.Look for vocaloid bullshit
>>33496985"She is best known in Japan for sampling her voice for the Crypton Future Media's Vocaloid, Hatsune Miku"Look for a Vocaloid!
>dashcon episodeoh god
>>33496985It's a singer or something, go find that eerie screeching weebs call music and she'll be there
>>33496985>Saki FujitaThe best thing I can think of is someone that looks like Hatsune Miku.
>>33496985It's this bitch. Find her and punch her.
>>33496985>I can't just start punching random cosplayers again.>again....I need to hear this story.
Text back a really good joke then look around for someone stifling laughter.
>>33496985You need to reclaim that ballpit later.First find the otaku, and then go ballpit with her.
>>33496985Reply>Is that something from one of your annie mays? I don't watch little kid shows.
>>33497071Alternately a really bad joke and look for cringing or facepalming.
>>33497060>>33497029well, find that cyber-singing lady.>>33496985but don't punch her! We're just hanging out at the con today, I think!
>>33496550Run a best moon princess costume contest
>>33497105>don't punch her!It's like you hate fun
>>33496985I would say ask Bridgette's kid for help, but everyone knows she will never find a woman or man who loves her. Maybe ask Cynthia and Hex's kid?
>>33496928You asked for it.
>>33496985text back "Who?"
>>33496985If you see any doujinshi with you on it, DON'T look at it. For the love of God, DON'T.
>>33497123Don't you want to hang out with a nice girl at the weird anime place?
haha time to post jade art
>>33497097Perfect. Then you just have to find the person throwing their phone in anger
>>33497145Gotta punch them first.
>>33497130I... want to see Jade cosplaying as Groucho Marx now.
>>33496985Can't shake the feeling that Benben looks like her.
>>33497145But Empress of the World isn't here
>>33496985Text back: "Is that a chick with a dick?"
>>33497139.... There's doujinshi of me..? But... It was filled with men and women doing... Things. Why would anyone make one of me?>>33497080But it's so tiny. We'd have to squish in there.>>33497066Haha... It's uh... Not good. Mom was not happy about that one.>>33497042>>33497039>>33497033>>33497029>>33497060Ah, that's what she means by that!Okay, now I've got a lead.Thank you, Detective Cole.>BenBen scours the con trying to find someone dressed as this 'Miku' person. Amidst all the other bright colors of people cosplaying he's finding it difficult to pick out one person from the crowd.>Finally he spots someone... The girl is dressed as Miku rather well if not for the giant glasses balanced on her nose.>He sends her a text 'Is she from one of those anniemays? I don't watch chinese cartoons'.>The girl in front of him grabs her phone, checks it, and frowns. She begins furiously typing a reply.Ha, that's her!
Rolled 4>>33497267Whatever you do, DO NOT PUNCH HER!
>>33497267PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
>>33497267STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>33497267Sneak up behind her and put your hand on her shoulder.Whisper "baka" into her ear.
>>33497267Whatever you do, MAKE SURE TO PUNCH HER FIRST!
>>33497267Surprise her mid-response by loudly announcing that she fell for your ploy.Also then ask her what's up? She is the one who invited us here.
>>33497267THROW A ROCK AT HERwait, mom told you not to do thatcall her out, then zap her with something
>>33497267"Say that to my face not online and see what happens!"
>>33497267Punch her and throw her into the ballpit
>>33497267>>33497310>>33497307>>33497290don't listen to them, they are trying to get you in trouble with your mom.Just greet her like a sane person.
>>33497267>Why would anyone make one of me?Well, considering it is you, they probably made one where you helplessly cry (even though you enjoy it through and through) while men and/or women do things AT you.
>>33497267Sneak up behind her and put your phone up near her ear. She'll totally freak out when it makes its message received noise right next to her the minute she sends her message.
>>33497320Throw a rock anyways, it's what Aunt Rena would do.
>>33497267Don't punch her. We don't even know why she invited you just yet.
>>33497267Take her phone. Then throw it at her
>>33497343She invited him because he's an adorable, naive trap/shota and she's an otaku.
>>33497267>>33497305calling her baka sounds like the best thing you could do.
>>33497267punch her right in the pudding
SHE HASN'T COMMITTED ANY VILLAINY YET, NO ATTACKINGDon't wanna look bad. Sneak up on her instead.
>>33497361... You might want to be ready to punch her. Just in case.
>>33497267Sneak attack for extra damage.
>>33497341But we are forbidden to use Aunt Rena's super special signature forbidden rock throwing technique.
>>33497333Or ones where he dominates curvy older women, possibly even ones who are related to him.
>>33497267Sneak up on her and start giving a villainous monologue.When she interrupts, tell her you can't both villainize the same event, so she has to leave.Collect easiest paycheck ever.
Who did Cosplay Lass even manage to procreate with anyways?
>>33497399...We're forbidden to throw rocks? What kind of childhood did Benben have!?
All this punching is THE reason benben is such a delinquentHe's already in super detention!
>>33497441I'm assuming Rena babysat BenBen and taught him some techniques.
>>33497441One where he punched animes and threw rocks at Best Girl.
>>33497267Lunch her. Or punch her.
>>33497440Alt version of herself, that, by some twist of fate, happened to be male.
>>33497439Heroes can't be Villains! You have to split the two jobs up.
>>33497471That implies Rena has techniques when we know for a fact she just throws them
>>33497267She looks too grouchy.Surprise TICKLE ATTACK!
>>33497267Flip her skirt up
>>33497508Tell that to Jade>captcha: quick smexuaThis quest is going to take a turn for the lewd
>>33497528No, that activates her "kyaaaah" hidden technique
>>33497267How will you know if it is really her? I know.>Kiss herand watch for her reaction.
>>33497535Last we saw her, Jade was having trouble pulling that off. Too demanding on time and energy, ya know.
>>33497528Just what kind of Miku she is?Shimpan or nopan?
>>33497333>>33497403.......................Anyway...I... I'm not going to punch her. Hard.>BenBen walks up to The Otaku and bops her in the head. Even a light tap is still a good hit from the son of The Monster Marauder. The girl flinches and cries out as she's struck.>She turns around, furious, but her expression changes when she spots BenBen."Baka."What does that even mean?TO: "You... You actually managed to find me.""It wasn't exactly difficult with that hint."I don't know why I didn't just look for someone with big glasses. She can't change that part.TO: "W-well it's too late now! My evil plan has already begun! Soon the entire con will be forced to listen to my special Miku track! They will all fall under my control! And that includes you, Magical Monster!"Oh, going by my Hero name. I think she's serious.
>>33497564I thought she was doing well.Like, rescuing cosplay lass from hero jail.
>>33497569I'd prefer something lacy
>>33497577PUNCH HER FOR REAL
>>33497577so what happens if I just put earplugs in right now and then destroy the speakers once the mind control music starts?
>>33497577The Otaku can sing? Is she any good?
>>33497577Baka means idiot, stupid, fool and pretty much everything related to that.
>>33497577Steal her phone. The thing to control the music is probably on it.Or steal her glasses.
>>33497577SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO MAGIC BLAST HER TO THE HEAVENSTRANSFORM INTO MAGICAL MONSTER!
>>33497577Who is her father?
>>33497577Grab her ear and tell her to tell you where the track is.If that doesn't work, escalate to a wet willy and noogies.
>>33497577Tell her you'll burn her doujinshi collection if she does that.
>>33497577Take her glasses from her, demand she stop the plan or she won't get them back
>>33497577YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
>>33497618That baka is lying, baka means baked beans.>>33497629Cosplay Lass probably impregnated herself.
>>33497577Find what broadcasts con music, look for control room.Alternatively, short circuit random electric outlet. Careful not to fry yourself.>"Baka.">What does that even mean?That means she's tsundere.
>>33497618Get in a singing duel with her, using Empress and Lolu as backup singers
>>33497577Wheedle her into telling you where the track is and stopping the plan.Also cover your ears up.
>>33497577"Then I must stop you, Otaku!"Transform into your hero outfit and prepare for battle. Give her your serious game, as befits a rival.If she starts singing, plug your ears and use kicks instead of punches.
>>33497665So you're saying she cosplayed as a pregnant woman?Damn, that's some dedication.
>>33497577tie her up somewhere, then get speaker smashin'. probably want to put in some headphones to keep the awful music out. and defend yourself from her mind control
Quick, hit the fire alarm and give a bomb alert!
>>33497577Counter her song with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rQuedOHwr4
>>33497629If you have to know...Spolier alert!Darth Vader
>>33497577Wait, why?That sounds really mean.
>>33497750This battle is senseless! Listen to my song! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBgOi4Vyra8
>>33497776>That guy checking out her ass.Sugoi.
"So what happens if I just put in earplugs right now and destroy the speakers once the music starts?"TO: "I... You shouldn't do that...""Why?"TO: "B-because... It wouldn't be cool or heroic...""It would work, though."TO: "Well, yeah....""Tell me where the control panel is for all this."TO: "Never!">BenBen takes her glasses from her."Tell me or I'm keeping these. And I'll burn your doujinshi collection."TO: "M-my glasses! You monster!""Tell me."TO: "Never!"She's a tough one. Should I get serious with her? She's actually a pretty tough fight once she gets started.
>>33497876GET SERIOUSTHIS IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FORYOU CAN ACTUALLY PUNCH HER WITHOUT CONSEQUENCESTRANSFORM!
>>33497876aw, you're making her cry.Tell her that if she tells you where the control device is and shuts it down, we can hang out at the con all day and get some snacks.
>>33497876Tell her you will never go to the ball pit with her if she doesn't cooperate
>>33497876>That face.Ruffle her hair. Then tell her you can just enjoy the con together if she gives you the info.
>>33497876Tear off one of her pigtails and gag her with it.Then walk around hitting all the speakers with her body.
>>33497876>You monster!""That's my name, don't wear it out~"
>>33497876> ForceTELL ME OR I'LL STOMP THESE GLASSES DOWN AND USE THE SHARDS TO SLICE YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF.
>>33497927Whoa there, we antihero now?
>>33497876bully her more!
>>33497876Tell her she should get contact lenses. She's looks cute without glasses.Also, you should be able to figure broadcasting room on your own, there has to be a con map or something, or just ask one of con organisers.
>>33497876Threaten her with the dread Sad Box.
>>33497876Ruffle her hair.Steal her phone.Start reading aloud her fanfic ideas.
>>33497876SOMEONE CALL THE BULLY POLICE ON BENBEN
>>33497876Touch her chin and get real close to her face, then whisper "please?"
>>33497876Tell her that if she doesn't give up, you'll reenact one of the doujinshi of you that they're selling on the other end of the hall and make her co-star.
>>33497876"Yes, 'me monster'. How astute. You've met my parents before.Look, tell me where the control panel is and I'll take you out for coffee, deal?"
>>33497876Dude, don't take her glasses, that ain't cool. On the other hand, holy hell she's cute without glassespoint out that she's being mean to a con. Tell her to pack it in and go get some ridiculously overpriced con food
>>33497964Yes please. Use the supreme charm.
>>33497876If threats don't work.... charm her!"Oh hey you look cute without glasses. You have pretty eyes you know."
>>33497876She is your RIVAL! Treat her seriously, and don't be all tricksy! Unless you're that sort of hero I guess. Are you that sort of hero or are you the direct approach sort of hero?
>>33497876Tell her shes cute without the glasses and that she should wear contacts.
>all this bullyingIs this MGNQ all over again?
>>33497915>>33497959>>33497972Whoa guys, this is Ben and Sparkle's child, not Raindrops's
>>33497876How many monster powers do you have? There are at least a couple different monsters that can hypnotize people with their singing. You can use that to get her to tell you where it is.
>>33497972>Tell her that if she doesn't give up, you'll reenact one of the doujinshi of you that they're selling on the other end of the hall and make her co-star.The one in which Benben uses his partial transformation power to turn into a centaur and...Oh god, that would hurt.
>>33498012>She is your RIVAL! Treat her sensually
>>33498016Nah, there's not enough whining, arguing, and bitching going on for it to be a MGNQ thread.
>>33497972Yes! Do this!
>>33498023Technically he inherited genes and traits from all the heroes and villains, including her.
>>33498023Wasn't Raindrops present during the Egg hatching thing? That means some of her personality rubbed off on him...
>>33498012I thought our rival had drill hair. This broad is not nearly fabulous enough to be our rival
>>33498065Oh we got that out of the way in earlier threads is all.
>>33498103>>33498083Does that mean Benben is technically related to everyone?
>>33498103Go with it. Set all engines to maximum overruffle.
>>33498127Well uh... hmm. Yes? But like a real distant cousin, so its cool.
>>33498127Technically to all those who spent time with the egg, yes.
>>33497876Did your mom teach you anything about situations like this?
>>33497896I... I don't want to transform...>>33497972What? N-No! I'm not saying that to her!>>33497915>BenBen ruffles her hair a bit. His hair ruffling skills are legendary and it only takes a moment before the girl is calmed down. She makes a few gasping noises but doesn't try to escape his touch."You look really cute without glasses on. Maybe you should get contacts?"TO: "I... I....""Come on. Let's turn off that music and just enjoy the con together. Doesn't that sound fun?"TO: "..... No!">She breaks away from him and changes her outfit in an instant. She's wearing golden armor and her hair is different.TO: "Your hair r-ruffling and smooth words won't work on me, Magical Monster! I will beat you into submission and then force you to listen to my music!">>33498169Mom said if someone does something like this to 'Beat the sh- uhm... Beat the stuffing out of them'. But... Aunt Rena said try to use your words before you throw stones. Figuratively.But it looks like she's ready to throw down.
>>33498169Let's be honest here, Sparkle would just punch her in a gut, which is something we're trying to avoid.
Rolled 2>>33498203Beat the stuffing out of her!
>>33498203Time to become a rock monster and throw yourself at her
>>33498203Well, you tried to talk. This is where Rena would throw rocks.
>being stuck at work while Larro runs a BenBen thread.So, this is Hell
>>33498203SUMMON THE GATES OF PEBBLEON!
>>33498203Throw rocks at all of the weapons.Then throw a rock at her. Follow in your Aunt's footsteps.
dodge her poorly aimed attacks and give her a hug!
Rolled 3>>33498203Shit rainbows at her
>>33498241Consider it preparation for your afterlife.
>>33498203Oh damn, seems we can't avoid a fight after all. Let's take the fight outside the con, at least.Punch her out of a window.> william simianis that a Hero or a Villain, captcha?
Rolled 5>>33498203i'm calling the bullying police
>>33498203>Gate of BabylonThat attack is powerful and rapid, but unfocused, and requires the user to stay still. Use your snake form to approach quickly. Or, if you can, turn into a displacer beast so none of the swords are aimed at you.
>>33498203But aren't my smooth words and hair ruffling what you called me here for?Deflect all her swords with rocks.Also get yourself some ear protection soon.
>>33498203So BenBen, not to distract you or anything but how is your Aunt Rena?
>>33498203Well without her glasses she's at a disadvantage! ...Unless she's farsighted, I guess.Regardless, TIME TO FIGHT!
>>33498203One solution, THROW A ROCK!
>>33498203The time for words is gone.TRANSFORM!
>>33498249This might actually work, as we most likely are strong enough that even if the hug fails at calming her, it can contain her.
>>33498203If you'd taken our advice and threatened her with doujinshi reenactment, she would have cracked.Maybe next time you'll put defending the people ahead of your own mild discomfort, hmm?
>>33498203>Mom said if someone does something like this to 'Beat the sh- uhm... Beat the stuffing out of them'.Wait, how long ago did you last speak to her?
>>33498203>Copying Garcher when he expressly forbids itTell her that she can never wield true power because she is only fighting with copies. Her gate will immediately abandon her.
>>33498261If Benben turned into a harpy form, do you think he could go full Kars levels of fab?If so, do that.
>>33498203Shift forms to match.
>>33498203Tell her that if she really doesn't like hair ruffles and sweet words, she should dress up as a character that isn't from a sex game in order to pin you down and serenade you. Explain that it sends strongly mixed messages.
Why doesn't he want yo transform? Does benben transform into a... magical girl?Please be yes
>>33498305Yeah, but Kars accident at full speed could be messy.
>>33498203Transform into a vampire.The age old question of Nasuverse power levels will finally be answered.Or the die-hard fans present at the con will endlessly sperg, negating The Otaku's mind control music with their rage.Hey, this might be a good team up opportunity to calm the crowd down.
>>33498203BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF HER.
>>33498309Nah, become... MALE SABER! The prototype of all Sabers!
>>33498203You gotta transform now, Benny boy
>>33498333Probably not, but I bet he does go through a magical girl style transformation sequence
>>33498356You must out gar Gilgamesh. It's the only way.
>>33498203TRANSFORM, PLEASE TRANSFORM FOR US!
>>33498364...Please tell me what thats from?
>>33498203you don't need to transform.Instead, throw off your jacket cool style and assume a boxing stance.Then punch all the swords down.
I don't like to... FINE! I'll transform!"M-mahou shoujo mode activate. It's time to get magical!">The monster boy's outfit is blown away and instantly replaced by a light blue and frilly outfit.At least it has pants...>He rushes at The Otaku, dodging all of her poorly aimed attacks. Without her glasses the girl is actually rather helpless.>>33498266Not right now!>He barely manages to dodge another sword.>A few more he deflects with a combination of magic and well aimed rocks.>Soon he's close to the girl. She frantically scans the area trying to find himTO: "S-show yourself, Magical Monster!"She can't see me... This is my chance to take her down.
>>33498203>transforming into GilgameshIf she's going to become a legendary hero, then we'll become a legendary monster! Become the one creature that Gilgamesh couldn't defeat: the snake that stole his herb of immortality!
>>33498503Immobilize her by hugging her from behind.
>>33498503It is time to unleash your ultimate SPARKLE BLAST!
>>33498503Attack from above, smash her into the ground.
>>33498503MOE~TAKE HER DOWN AND DON'T GET INTO AN AWKWARD POSITION WHILE DOING SO
>>33498503>>33498504Assume snake form and trap her in your coils.
Rolled 19>>33498503RULES OF NATURE
>>33498503Circle her and hug her from behind.
>>33498503Did you inherit anything from your dad besides your name?
>>33498503You... you don't get a mahou shounen mode, instead? Poor you.
>>33498517>>33498531>>33498540Also whisper baka in her ear. You don't know what it means, but she called you it earlier so chances are it's an insult.
>>33498503>At least it has pants...Man, those are bloomers. Adorable frilly underwear for Victorian women. My fetish.You should transform more.Oh, right. Take the shot!
>>33498503Hug her from behind, she'll never notice until it's too late.
>>33498503Jump on the streetlight(?) she's standing on, grab her and then accidentally land into an awkward position! Perfect!
>>33498547Maybe he can quest for an upgrade?
>>33498558>Adorable frilly underwear for Victorian womenAnd young men. Entirely acceptable attire.
>>33498503You're cuter than your mom.
>>33498554Actually he said that on our suggestion, he just doesn't know what it means himself.
>>33498503Weeaboos are all about glomping right? Tacklehug the shit out of her
>>33498593> POMF =3
>>33498503calmly and collectedly grab ahold of her in the most awkward way posisble.Either that or say you're right in front of her, just she needs her glasses. Then hand them to her.she'll be charmed to defeat.
>>33498503Hug her from behind!Then whisper in her ear, "Got you"It'll be an instant knock out on her.Trust me. I've watched chinese cartoons.
>>33498591I thought The Otaku said it to him.
>>33498620If a line is not preceded by a name abbreviation, it is from us.
>>33498620I was our idea to say it. See>>33497305
>>33498503I thought you would transform into a monster.That your transformations are into a magical girl is hilarious.
>>33498503We look Victorian/Romantic as fuck. Call ourselves Percy Bishe Shelly
>>33498643>>33498647I still say do it.
>>33498670He is half magical girl after all.
>>33498558They're pants... Right? Please don't say they aren't...>>33498541His strength! I can kick a ball out of the dome if I wanted to. It would break the dome, though, and we don't want that happening again.>>33498531>>33498559>>33498616>BenBen sneaks up behind the girl as she continues to search for him. He leaps up to her and grasps her from behind."Gotcha~">She gasps and he sees her transformation suddenly break, leaving her in her normal form.TO: "Y-you cheated!""I still won. So, you gonna give up your evil plan or what?"TO: "Never!"Still putting up a fight, hmm?
>>33498670He's a magical boy. And I think he can still transform, so he'd be a magical monster boy. He should make spider bottom and web her up.bondage fetish pls
>>33498719Become a gorgon and tickle her with your snake hair.
>>33498719TICKLE HER SO HARD
>>33498719Engage aggressive tickling
>>33498719Time for TICKLES
>>33498719But if you don't give up, I'll have to unheroically destroy the speakers!
Rolled 5>>33498719Hold her hand, ask her if she wants to go get some coffee
>>33498719Ultimate attack! Tickle offensive!
>>33498719Pick her up.Tickle her.
>>33498719Kiss her you fool
>>33498719>dome destroyed>againOh so we have that to look forward to now
>>33498719>They're pants... Right? Please don't say they aren't...They most certainly aren't pants. But that's ok. Things are better this way.We love you, BenBen.>>33498719Fondle her.
>>33498719Tickles and nibble her earlobe
>>33498719> It would break the dome, though, and we don't want that happening again.>again.Oh boy!Anyway, tickling is a go.
>>33498719nibble her ear
>>33498719>I can kick a ball out of the dome if I wanted to. It would break the dome, though, and we don't want that happening again.How did it break the last time?
>>33498719Tell her if she gives up her plan now, you will listen to her at the karaoke booth. But if she won't relent no one will hear her sing.
>>33498819Just the way he said, I imagine
>>33498719Okay, let's stay focused. We've got her captured, but her evil plan isn't thwarted yet. We still need to find the music controller.Create a baku's snout. Use it to suck out her memories and find out where she's hidden the controller.
>>33498719Turn into a tentacle monster for maximum tickles.A tentickle monster, if you will.
>>33498719this is the part where jade watched wrestling and she makes benben put otaku into a sleeperhold
>>33498872Well I suppose a suplex could still be in the cards... Or a spinning piledriver.That might kill her though.
>>33498872I would seriously doubt that, on the other hand, she probably has read (and wrote) her fair share of tentacle hentai...
>>33498864Somehow I don't think the thick slimy tips tickle all that well. We'd be better off turning into a bug of some kind
>>33498864She's seen enough hentain. She knows where that is going. Even if BenBen doesn't.
>>33498908>"What are you doing?>"Tickling you.">"No no you're doing it all wrong.">"Gah!">tentacle rape redefined
>>33498719Drink her blood.
>>33498941You know, for someone so girly, Benben sure does have a lot of girls after him.
"Very well then...">The Magical Monster engages in aggressive tickling. It happens swift and without warning. His slim fingers dance across the girl's sides setting, her reaction is instantaneous. She starts laughing out loud and trying to worm her way away from the monster boy but his grip is too strong to break free from.>He asks her again if she'll give up her plan. When she replies in the negative he doubles his efforts, now stimulating the entirety of her sides and sometimes under her arm.>The girl bites down on her lip to try and stifle her noises but the assault is too much for her.TO: "I'LL TELL! I'LL TELL! P-PLEASE STOP!">He ignores her and continues his attack. By the time he stops the girl is a panting mess. She hands him her phone and tells him that if he just pulls out the battery the music won't go off.>He thanks her for her cooperation and does just that.The day is saved once again.
>>33498961>implying that's not the reason why
>>33498967This just keeps happening
>>33498967no go through the Con with herNo untransforming though, you ruined her cosplay so you're going to use your magic and shit to tag team cosplay with her.
>>33498967Excellent! Invite her out to lunch, for being a good sport. And give her glasses back at some point I guess.
>>33498967Good job. Now if you could just give us helpful head voices a view of those bloo- I mean pants, then that should be that!
>>33498967Give her back her glasses.You know BenBen, if you had told her yes for that date, that wouldn't have happened.
>>33498967>>He ignores her and continues his attack. By the time he stops the girl is a panting mess.
>>33498967Take her to the ballpit or get lunch.
>>33498967Well, now we're free to enjoy the rest of our day.Did you like hanging around at the con? You could still do that.Also give her the glasses back.
>>33498967Put her in the ballpit.
>>33498967Yeah, you're going to get a few more doujins for this one.Ask her if she's ever read any of you.
>>33498967Give back her glasses and take her out for lunch. Maybe you guys can do karaoke afterwards.
Rolled 11>>33498967Ask her if she wants to get something to eat. All that tickling is bound to work up an appetite.
>>33498967Take her to the karaoke booth and listen to her sing, as a reward for being so cooperative.
>>33498967Put her in the ballpitIt is her home now
>>33498967>>He ignores her and continues his attack. By the time he stops the girl is a panting mess.Oh, the young innocence...Now apologise for being so rough with her and treat her on a some sweets (wagashi, perhaps)
>>33498967Try to get the entire convention chanting "BALL PIT BALL PIT BALL PIT!" and then put TO in the ballpit.
>>33499029As the daughter of Cosplay Lass and Jade, she probably drew most of them herself
>>33499052Ironic and sweet end is best end
>>33498967Be cautious. She could have been lying. Don't let her out of your sight until you're reasonably sure that the convention is safe.
This can't be the end. We're not even at bump limit.
"Alright, let's go."TO: "W-where are you taking me?""To the ballpit.">The hero returns Otaku her glasses and drags her by the hand to the ballpit. The thing is completely empty and no one seems to be around to take money for sitting time so he simply tosses her in and hops in himself.>The girl sits away from him, looking quite upset.TO: "You're horrible...""Hey, all is fair in an arch fight. I had fun. Didn't you?"TO: "...."Alright, to answer a few questions earlier. I last saw Auntie Rena... A few days ago? I've been pretty busy. Also the dome broke because I may have kicked a ball too hard. It hasn't broken like that since that big attack a few years back.TO: "So now what do we do? Are you going to keep me trapped in here forever?""Well I figured you and I could enjoy the con a bit since we're already here."TO: "Shouldn't you be taking me to jail or something?"
Rolled 12>>33499219do you know what they do to girls as cute as you in prison?
>>33498967Put her in the sad box and then put the box in the ball pit
>>33499219Pff, we're both minors.That and I stopped you before you actually did the big crime, so nobody cares.
>>33499219"I won. I can do what I want."
>>33499219Do you have to?I'm not sure you're actually obligated to do that
>>33499219"Why? Technically I stopped you before you could do anything to these people."Go and enjoy the con with her.
>>33499219Take her to the karaoke booth and listen to her sing. Please. She is so distraught.
>>33499219>"Well I figured you and I could enjoy the con a bit since we're already here."Take her out to lunch.
>>33499219Friends don't take friends to jail.
>>33499219She's a minor, she can't be put into jail.
>>33499266Unless they do something really bad. It's not like they'll be in jail that long anyway.
>>33499275They could put her into the city sanctionned sadbox facility.
>>33499219"Why would I do that? You didn't break any laws, as far as I know.Besides, enjoying a con with a cute girl is fun~I wonder what the other Villains will say when they find out you went on a date with me~"Her REAL punishment: The jealousy of all of Benben's fans.
>>33499219It's not like you actually did any serious damage. So I guess my custody for the rest of the con should be punishment enough.Unless you're actually looking forward to getting cuffed and stuff...
>>33499219>TO: "Shouldn't you be taking me to jail or something?"Go to a Maid Cafe. One specializing in yandere maids.That'll keep The Otaku held up for the duration of the con.
>>33499219We can do that after the convention. We might as well have fun while we can.That aside, has she ever told you why she decided to be a villain?Also, how's your mother doing these days?
>>33499219Get out your sharpie and give otaku swirly glassesWhere are the swirly glasses
>>33499197"That's a cute story. Alright, I'm going to-"JR: "Wait! We're not even at the halfway point yet. So, she asked him 'Are you going to take me to jail?""...."=====================================1/2
>>33499275>She's a minor, she can't be put into jail.So was Nevada-tan.
>>33499219"Do you really not want to hang out with me so bad that you're willing to miss out on the con?"Makw sure to give her the big ol shiny anime eyes while you say this.
>>33499331NO RENA, WE'RE NOT DONE WITH BENBENNOOOOO
>>33499331Get the ballgag!
>>33499331>are you sureI... don't know robomaid.I don't know.
>>33499331Its the future, Rena, we must know,
>>33499331>We're not even at the halfway point yet. So, she asked him 'Are you going to take me to jail?"Get the brow shaving kit
>>33499377We're trying to punish her, not take away the source of her powers.
>>33499390They'll grow back eventually
>>33499390We just need to shave one to get her to shut up.
>>33499405Her eyebrows are a creature of unearthly origin,. If we shave them it will die, and only pathetic normal brows will grow in their wake.
>>33499405Tell that to Samson
>>33499451>Cosplay Lass and Jade as a couple.>CL constantly has Jade dress up as Satsuki.
>>33499464I don't have his number
>>33499331pickle jade's eyebrows
>>33499491>imagines slapping Jades face with a pickleNo boner stahp
>>33499485Because he is dead. From shaved hair related murder.
>>33499331Well, it'd be kind of inconsiderate to just leave her gagged while you're hanging out. Have Robomaid tickle her with a feather duster so she doesn't get bored.
>>33499526Did you contact the police, anon?
>>33499484>CL goes as Ryuuko for weird incest undertones
"Why would I do that? You didn't really break any laws. Besides, I like hanging out with you."TO: "... Alright... But don't think that stupid trick will work on me next time...I'm going to get contacts...""I look forward to our next fight, then. Come on,let's go out and get something to eat.">The two of them leave the ballpit. It deflated only moments later.>As they snack on overpriced convention food he asks her how's everything going at home and about her mom. She says her mom is doing fine. Both her parents are out of the dome right now at that really fancy resort place so she's had some time to herself. Helped give her space to plan this whole thing, even though it failed.>>33499315"I was wondering, Otaku. Why did you decide to become a Villain? Wasn't your dad a Hero back in the day?"TO: "Hmm... I guess that side always just appealed to me more. I mean, we do similar stuff. We have fun, right? I just do it a different way. Besides... Heroes don't usually get to fight one another..."
>>33499526Actually it did grow back. But he killed himself during his revenge
>>33499560Damn, Cosplay Lass has game
>>33499560Chet? CHET!? CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!
>>33499560Damn, Cosplay Lass, you aim high and SCORE!
>>33499560Draw swirls on her glasses
>>33499526>shaved hair related murdernah, he like, pushed a pillar and got crushed by falling roof
>>33499560CHET?! I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE 3 FREDDIES ON THE HOMOMETER!
>>33499560Oh lord, I'm imagining Chet being CLs dressup doll
>>33499560What. What. WHAAAAAAAT.
>>33499560Dayum CL, you almost won as hard as Ben.
>>33499560>I mean, we do similar stuff. We have fun, right? I just do it a different way.It's kinda similar, but the villains generally end up hurting people or spoiling their fun. That's when the heroes have to step in. It's not very fun for the general public.>Besides... Heroes don't usually get to fight one another...If that's what she wants, why not set up a fighting tournament?
>>33499560Well if you wanted to fight me that badly you could have always just asked me out
>>33499560oh man, she is totally into you. KISS HER!
>>33499560So TO, what exactly did you inherit from your father's side?`
>>33499636>It's kinda similar, but the villains generally end up hurting people or spoiling their funNot all of them.
>>33499560Wait, I'm confused. Whose parents are you talking about? Are all of them doing okay?>captcha: cases noPast
>>33499636Villainy relies on planning too, you don't just waltz in and kick ass you gotta shenaniganize
>>33499560CHET?!Hey Benben, how would you feel if I said that Jade Revolver foretold the events of this day and wrote it all down as if it were a fanfic?
>>33499560"So you went Villain just so you would have an excuse to see me?You needn't have bothered, beautiful~"
>>33499623Well, then it's little wonder CL's manface appealed to him.
>>33499560So, in it for the cool hero villain fights, eh?Suppose that's not the worst reason.
>>33497440LoluThe otaku is also a trao
>>33499560>tfw Chet is actually straightO-oh okay...
>>33499654>inb4: chest hair
>>33499695She's like that one prophet dude from Supernatural from just after the show started going downhill like a train car driving off a cliff.
>>33499654It's a jungle down there.
>>33499560Kiss her damn you
>>33499730TO actually has to shave her mustache weekly, if we inspect TO's face closer, you might be able to see a hint of peach fuzz.
>>33499729Maybe CL cosplayed as President Hagar to lure him in.
>>33499759Funny enough to be true.
>>33499560Woo, go Chet.Wait a sec, how is Bridgette doing these days? Still lonely and suffering? Dead?
>>33499740An angular, pointy jungle
>>33499773>>33499759Foe like the first year of their relationship.
Rena, realize that due to her apparent power these stories may actually be true.
>>33499785[x] Kiss her-[x] Acquire intel about Bridgette from her. She'll be an easy target once the kiss stuns her.
>>33499785>Wait a sec, how is Bridgette doing these days? Still lonely and suffering? Dead?Happily married to SuperRena Prime.
>>33499785>Implying we'll get spoilers of that magnitude in this flash-forward.
>>33499810No one wins the Renadome, anon. Two Renas enter, none leave.
>>33499560Well, try to keep the mind control down.Mind control's not nice.
>>33499785Both actually. She summoned herself as a ghost after she died, and she physically cannot get any as a ghost.
>>33499810I suppose that's one way to solve the AlteRena Crisis.When does she get a stupid outfit, though?
>>33499868>implying she can't just posses someone and get some that way
"If you want to fight you should just set up a fighting tournament or something."TO: "What? No, that... You idiot I'm saying if I become a Hero I wouldn't be able to fight you...""... Otaku, are you-?">The lights shut off. A sudden scream erupts from the crowd as a moment of panic and confusion hits them. BenBen looks around before shifting his eyes into something better suited for the dark.A power outage?Or did The Otaku-???: "Fufufu!"I know that laugh!???: "Good to see you are enjoying yourself, peasant BenBen. But don't you know it's forbidden to have fun without your mistress's permission?"1/2
>>33499932EMPRESS OF ZA WAURDO
>>33499932Oh nooooSorry but this is going to get dumb, otaku.Like, punching brain controlled mascotts in the face while blindfolded dumb.
>>33499932Benben. This is serious.You are adorable as fuckThe ladies here? They like adorable men.Your enemies are attracted to you and are being villains so they can fight you.Because you are adorable as fuck.
>>33499952Nope, Queenie's daughter
>>33499932Aw man, Empress.Whelp. Rock to her face, BenBen.Its the only way to be sure.Complain to Otaku that Empress is such a chore to fight. Always creating a hassle, tattling to your mom.
>>33499932Realize that both of those girls are in love with you.Wonder who is the Empress' father.
>>33499932Throw a pillow at her.
>>33499932Turn into a lightning bug monster, light the place up
>>33499932Quick, grab her hand, she can't see in the dark, reassure her you're still there.
>>33499965If he offered to team up with all of them in some kind of magical girl squad, crime rates would drop dramatically as everyone tries to apply.
>>33499932Transform into Slenderben. They won't find you in the darkness then.
>>33499978There's no father, Empress is an eggbaby.
>>33499932You done goofed Benben. You got too cozy with the Otaku, and now must face the wrath of a tsundere Empress.
>>33499978>Wonder who is the Empress' father.A magical girl.>>33499965He must have inherited Queenie's charisma
>>33499932It's dark.The grue like the dark.Become a grue and escape.
>>33500020>tsundereShe has been nothing but forthright with her affections
>>33500037And don't eat anyone.
>>33500022arn't like all of Queenie's powers essentially a derivative from the sheer charisma she has?
>>33499995maybe she can help you fight off this new villain, make sure you bring her in close and whisper th plan in her ear so this other villain doesn't hear you
>>33500057I don't think that's possible
>>33500059It's a real stretch to apply that to her super strength, teleportation and reincarnation.
>>33500059She used to also have teleportation, super strength, and heat vision, so not exactly.
>>33500059>>33500082her primary powers are mind control, teleport, and immortality. her other powers all come from how much golden Egyptian loot she is wearing. the more FABULOUS she dresses the stronger she gets.
>The lights turn back on and standing in the center of the convention is the Empress of the World. She stands atop a platform being held up by a dozen men under her mind control powers. One single ruffle of their hair and they are hers forever.>She looks down at him with her usual smug smile.EotW: "Is today the day you finally pledge yourself to me? You are already mine, of course, but one shouldn't skip the formalities. Come to me and let me ruffle your hair!""Never!"I can't throw another rock at her! Mom would be furious!TO: "Is that Queen's kid? What the heck is she doing here?""She's my arch, remember?"TO: "... I thought I was your arch...""She's my other arch."TO: "I see..."EotW: "Come on, peasant BenBen! You are wasting my time."
>>33499932SHADOW MONSTER TIME!...with bloomers
>>33500086Wrong again. She's just a pompous girl with a crush, quot trying to pigeonhole it like some kind of autist.
>>33500086Hopefully just plain deredere, perhaps a genki or something. Actual yandere with that tier of power would be REALLY bad news.
>>33500131BenBen, get ugly.Get very ugly.Turn her into a rock with Medusa powers and throw her at herself.
>>33500131If she wants to ruffle your hair, turn into a medusa.
>>33500131Shed your clothing and turn bald (temporarily). Tell her that your smoothness is true perfection.
>>33500131>Multiple archesHmmmNever, maybe you should run
>>33500131Throw ball pit balls at her.They're like rocks, but they're made of sad and failure instead of hard.
to break the spell we must ruffle HER hair!
>>33500131Turn into a spider and shoot web at her
>>33500131Transform into something with no hair.
>>33500131BenBenYou are playing with fire hereHell hath no fury like a woman scorned
>>33500131I don't understand what is going on.Can you just sort of put on a hat? That would keep you safe, yeah?Also maybe do something to the platform she's standing on. Either break it, or make it greasy, or sticky, or whatever.
>>33500131Tell Empress that you'll tell her mom on her for using mind control powers
>>33500131Ask for Otaku's help in kicking her ass
>>33500131Throw nerds at her.
>>33500131Get The Otaku to team up with you to take her down.
>>33500131Throw a rock... at her doll. Run away as she crys about it.
>>33500131Aw crap, BenBen. You shouldn'ta two timed your arches.
>>33500191If we're held back by our mom, she should be too.
>>33500131>TO: "... I thought I was your arch...">"She's my other arch.">TO: "I see..."Good boy. It's not cheating if they know about each other.
>>33500131Feign helplessness. When she comes close to ruffle your hair, turn into a spider and jump into hers! Then transform and start ruffling her hair once she collapses under you.
>>33500131>"She's my other arch."You two-timing monster!
>>33500131Team up with TO to take her down!
>>33500131What happens if you ruffle HER hair though?Or if you're fast enough you could just beat her up. Pull that platform out from under her and smack her around with it.
Rena:be playing video games
>>33500188But BenBen is too cute for just one girl to handle.
>>33500131>20XX>making EotW your archBenben please
>>33500131Start a impromtu karaoke session. Your move EotW.
>>33500222Maybe she arched him, not the other way around?
>>33500131>two archesBenBen a shit.
>>33500249You say that like he had a choice in the matter.
>>33500131Turn into a Kappa.
>>33500263Use the speakers that were already set up. It's perfect.
>>33500289omg Rena, JR so adorable, why are you ignoring the cuteness?
>>33500289very good.Jade: Continue prophecy/story regardless
>>33500131Why's she an Empress? If she's the Queen of the World's daughter, shouldn't she be a Princess? Or also a Queen? Royal lineages generally don't make up new titles for their successors; I doubt the legitimacy of her rule.That aside, turn into a monster with no hair. Like a dragon-man.
The Empress wants to impregnate Benben?L-lewd...
>>33500289>Those eyebrowsJesus Christ almighty you could beat a moose to death with one of those things.
>>33500289Is it just me or are her brows growing?
>>33500338An empress would be above a queen for that matter, so does QotW consider her daughter to have authority over her?
>>33500344Can handholding make him lay eggs?
>>33500289What's the matter RM? Too cute for you?
>>33500358The brows are the real JR, the body is just a host.
>>33500338She is, no doubt, self-styled empress. Consider that she will never inherit the title of Queen, as her mother is literally immortal.Anyone who doubts her legitimacy will ger a hair ruffle.
>>33500249> making anyone BUT EotW your arch> being this pleb
>>33500131BenBen: Grab Otaku by the hand and lead her away. No good can come of this.
I don't decide who's my arch! I just keep getting them!"If you don't stop I'll tell your mom!"EotW: "Ha! Mommy is on a dig with Mommy! You can't tell them! Now, give yourself up to me!""No!">He throws a ball from the ballpit at her. It softly thumps against her face dealing no damage but it's sufficient enough to distract her. BenBen turns into his spider form and fires a web at her. The girl is caught in it's sticky threads.EotW: "You cheated! You big stupid stupid cheater! I shall have your head for this!">As BenBen goes up to her to bop her (or ruffle her hair) he's suddenly stopped by chains. They coil around his body and hold him tightly in place.TO: "Don't bother trying... You're part Elder God.You're not getting out of those...""O-otaku!? Why!?"TO: "... Because I'm a villain. He's all yours, Empress.">BenBen watches as the Empress of the World's men begin to free her from his web. She Fufufu's again before making her way towards Ben.
Rolled 15>>33500476BENBEN NODON'T GET YOUR HAIR RUFFLEDYOU HAVE TO ESCAPEESCAPE FOR USESCAPE FOR YOUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>33500476Grab Otaku's hand, and say "Please"It is the best solution.
>>33500476Transform into a (bald) vampire and do dominating gaze!
>>33500476Quick BenBen! Apologise to Otaku!
>>33500476Turn into a slimy slug form and wiggle out
>>33500476Turn your hairs into flames! Or better yet, tentacles.
>>33500520Do this. "Please, my one true arch."
>>33500476Otaku! Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!
>>33500476Turn your lower body into a long snake, wrap around Otaku and throw her at Empress
"but otaku... i love you"
>>33500476Time to bargain: tell TO you'll go to a date with her is she helps you escape.
>>33500476>Gilgamesh's chain bullshitOctopus form. Can't they fit their whole bodies into tiny cracks? Slip out.
>>33500476But you're also part magical girl! And that means that you can escape the bonds of tyranny through friendship or something!Flash your panties at her.
>>33500536Yes! Grab her hand and deny EotW!
>>33500476Call your mom for help!
>>33500476Scream rape.You're part magical girl, head ruffles can totally make you have babies.
>>33500476Ask her to be gentle.
>>33500476Okatu, you would let another villain have the last laugh in defeating me? I... I thought our arch-rivalry was something special?
>>33500476"She arched me! It's not my fault!"
>>33500476Chains, hmm, tell me, boy, can you do Rust Monster transformation?
>>33500476Tell TO you'll never hang out with her again if she doesn't release you.
>>33500476"I'm telling mom!"
>>33500476It's not because she's a villain, BenBen.It's because she made a major life decision specifically so that she could spend more time interacting with you in a significant way. She wanted to have something special with you, and now she finds out that you have something just as good with some other girl.She's acting against you because she's been hurt. Because you hurt her. You can claim that you don't decide who's your arch, but that is total bullshit and you should know it. Your arch is yours to choose, no one else's. Being so spineless as to agree with just anyone when they declare themselves your arch is not only despicably weak, it's also a good way to hurt everyone involved.You need to fix this.
>>33500476Seriously? your going to let a girl who only dresses one way upstage you?Totally lame Otaku, totally Lame
>>33500476When she gets close, change into a gorgon and use snake hair to bite her.
>>33500476Can't you just shapeshift again to get out of the chains? Turn into a blob or something.
>>33500608Why is it his job to fix their feelings?
>>33500476"If you're upset that I'm not spending time with you, why would you want to share me with her?"
>>33500476Can you turn into a small monster and just slip away?And, if not, then I guess just turn into something with no hair.Unruffleable.And if you can't do THAT, well, darn. Maybe shoot a magical face blast.
>>33500476Seriously, what Gil's been doing here? One girl has his Gates, another girl has his chain.
>>33500608Take Otaku by the hand and tell her you don't want to arch EotW, but the rules say you have to fight her....unless, of course, somebody ELSE fights her instead.
>>33500660He's a Protagonist?
>>33500660As a woman, she sure as hell isn't going to sort it out herself
>>33500653You mean a slime?
>>33500476I don't think they know you don't get to choose who's your arch.Might want to tell them that.
His shape shifting comes from his elder god lineage, the chain may stop it. If that's the case he'll have to reason with them or use magical girl tomfoolery to escape since the magical girl part isn't related to a divine powersource.
>>33500555Plus tentacles. Bitches LOVE tentacles.
>>33500660It's his job to have basic social awareness and not lead people on until they get into situations where they're going to end up feeling betrayed and miserable. Since he failed in that, he's got to clean up after himself like a decent person.
>>33500680I don't think his power lets him turn small or big, because he can't turn into things completely, only halfway like monster master
>>33500660His job is to not get swept along with the feelings but decide what to do about those.
>>33500696He is part magical girl too, he's not much more qualified for their bullshit.
>>33500713They said they wanted to arch him and he said okay, it's not his fault they were pussyfooting around the real issue
>>33500476How tight are those chains?Because you could probably turn into a bat like your aunt Bridgette.How's she doing, anyway?
>>33500755And he's been acting the equivalent of Casanova.
Call for your hero girlfriend
>>33500476>>33500805This is the best and most evil solution to the problem.
>>33500796He inherited some of Rena's "freckles", it's not really his fault.
>>33500860Rider and Caffo's daughter.
>>33500860The Rainbow Ranger?
>>33500816>>33500842>>33500860No, it's Monster Master and Hex's daughter!
>>33500875Too many goddamn lesbian babies around here. At least the magical girls have an excuse
I can't change... There's something about these chains that's blocking my power. I've never seen her use them before..!"Otaku, please! She picked me to be her arch! I don't have a choice in that sometime! She's a higher rank, she can just force it! The only one I've ever actually agreed to arch... Is you.">Her frown falters for just a moment but the chains stay tight."Please, let go of me. You can't let her win like this."TO: "....""Please...">Silence...>Finally the chains fall away from him just as Empress of the World is reaching up to his head. Her eyes go wide as she looks up at BenBen.EotW: "Uhm... I wasn't going to really touch your hair."
>>33500860The daughter of Rena. She found it somewhere.
>>33500902BenBen doesn't swing that way.Not in this specific fanfic at least.
>>33500908Wouldn't that be BenBen's half-sister, though? Dimensional shenanigans aside.
>>33500922...how do we know?Not that I really care.
>>33500917She's just trying to save face. She's a villain. They lie.If you're not interested in her, you need to make that extremely clear. Possibly using snakes.
>>33500917Now BenBen! Kill her! Kill her proper!
Rolled 30>>33500917"If you wanted to, you could have just asked."
>>33500917HAHA, TIME FOR SNAKEHUGSAlso, hair ruffles
>>33500917What were you going to touch?
>>33500917You need a distraction to cover your escape. Quick, throw up her skirt!
>>33500917TURN INTO A SLIMESLIMES DON'T HAVE HAIR THEY JUST HAVE SLIME>>33500933>half-sister>dimensional shenanigans asideNo, that'd be cousin.
>>33500917>EotW: "Uhm... I wasn't going to really touch your hair."THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, RUFFLE HER HAIR!>>33500933Dating your altmom's daughter whose other mom is your Dad's sister.
>>33500965Octopus tentacle hugs for both of them!
>>33500917Grab Otaku's hand "Want to help? :3"
>>33500978We should molest Otaku right after helping usWe'll save that for later
>>33500917Poor Empress, as unloved as her mother was for so much of her life...
>>33500917Am I the only one that feels like this is just a big kids game of good guys and bad guys? Seriously, if it weren't for the ridiculous amounts of money that get thrown at these guys, you'd expect this whole scene to be played out on the playground.
>>33500974You would share grandparents.
take empress to kid jail, make sure the guard watching her is bald.then date otaku.
>>33500997It would be a punishment for Empress and a reward for Otaku.
>>33501012Except for all the innocent bystanders who have to put up with it. That's why the heroes exist, but the villains seems to think it really is just a game.
>>33500917And I really wasn't going to punch you super hard in the face.Now release those guys and enjoy the con, yeah?
>>33500917PUNCH HER IN THE FACE.
>>33501021oh, the things we would share...
>>33500908How would that even work.Wouldn't they basically be siblings?
>>33500917High Impact Hair Violence.
>>33501053Most heroes don't really take it all that seriously either.Even Sparkle has a sort of 'The shit I put up with' vibe going, for the most part.
"Mhmm, sure you weren't. What were you going to touch, then?"EotW: "Your.... Thorax.">BenBen shifts into his naga form and swiftly grabs Empress of the World with his tail. It coils around her tightly, holding the girl in place, as he brings her closer.>The poor girl trembles as she's brought within arm's reach.EotW: "W-what are you going to do to me..?""First I'm going to break the spell that you have on these people. Then, you're going to jail for a bit."EotW: "B-but the only way to break my spell...""Mhmm.""EotW: "You wouldn't!""I would.">He reaches over to her, his hand right above her head and-1/3
>>33500917Tie her up with spider magic and tell her to release the people she's mind-controlled.If she says she can't, then she's just too dangerous and you should break her fingers.
>>33501159>EotW: "Your.... Thorax."How lewd
>>33501159========================================"Well... It gets pretty intense after that... I think that's a good place to stop. So, what do you think so far?"2/3
>>33501159NO JADE REVOLVER NO, YOU ARE A BETTER WRITER THAN THIS! NOOOOOO
Rolled 17Can someone link the archives? I can't remember the name of the website
>>33501235WE THINK IT'S GREAT, JADE
>>33501235FINISH THE STORY, EYEBROW SLUT!
>>33501235Well, I think it's getting kind of silly that so many heroes and villains have children who are just miniature versions of them. Also, why would Queen's daughter have super molesting powers?
>>33501235R: "Huh, what? Oh. Yeah. It was good. I liked the part with the uh... Benjamin.""...."
Rolled 12>>33501294Queen and raindrops daughter.Raindrops molests queen. Like, alot.Kinda how they met, really.
>>33501235It sounds like you ~really~ like tickling.
>>33501295I liked it Jade, it was as cute as your eyebrowsSuper cute
>>33501295Thanks, random anon that nobody agreed with.
>>33501235Oh girl, are you blushing or did you get yourself turned on by your own story?
>>33501295Jade, the head voices loved it.
>>33501295Read it one more time, with feeling!
>>33501295I'm in love with Jade Revolver!I want Jade Revolver to be my wife!
>>33501295Quick! Ask her if there are other love interests for BenBen!Make it sound like you were paying attention!
>>33501295So what happened after?Did he ruffle her hair lewdly?
>>33501295I'm confused. Who are we supposed to sympathize with in this story?
>>33501295You deserve better audience than that.
>>33501295Just post it online, where people care
>>33501295Complain how Evil Rena liked your fanfics better than Good Rena.
>>33501295Benben is going to kill you if he finds these fanfics you know that right? THESE ARE REAL TOO. It's like you're spying on him, in the future.That doesn't mean you should stop. It's great.
>>33501354RenaBenBen a SHIT. Those two girls should find some other nice boys to arch instead.
>>33501369The girls got the idea from JR in the first place
>>33501385Over the line, man, over the line!You're just jealous you'll never be cute girly boy that girls compete for.
>>33501354EotW, for being so unloved
>>33501368This really is the problem. AltRena looks like Jade imagined, and wanted to read her fanfics. AltRena loves Bridgette.Rena is just so unsatsfying, they're going to turn to AltRenathis is my legitimate fear for Bridgette. Really need to work on her stability
>>33501385One of them forced him to be her arch and then tried to rape him.
>>33501423If I was a girly boy I'd be gay as shit honestly.
>>33501442The universe will shit on Bridgette no matter what she does. Trying to help her is meaningless.
>>33501458If were a girly boy who could transform I'd be a girl
>>33501295I'll be honest with you, I was paying attention up until empress of the world showed up, and the story gained double the length.I did like the part where he tickled otaku to end the fight though.
>>33501335========================================" 'Please, let go of me. You can't let her win like this.' He said, growing more desperate as the villain walked closer and closer. The Otaku looked trouble, as though some great inner struggle were taking place... I think this is the best part. The action really picks up here, huh?">Rena nods frantically."Where was I... Right, 'With a wave of her hand'-"End of Chapter 49
>>33501621Robomaid shut herself down out of boredom.Rena is alone in this.
>>33501621Thanks for running!
>>33501621Jade really is a fanfic writer!
>>33501621That's the way to do it Jade
>>33501621Robomaid, this is the sort of thing you're supposed to do something about.
Rolled 15>>33501621Man, Jade is gonna get rich from telling Rena about her fanfics, isn't she?
>>33501653she put herself into sleep mode like an hour ago, anon.and her audio receptors are off.
>>33501655>defeated S-Class heroLike a butt ton of money
>>33501621Fantastic job, Jade.
>>33501655Oh god, you're right. HERE'S YOUR REWARD FOR TORTURING AN S RANK AND A PROMOTION. CONGRATULATIONS.
>>33501621Now spend months making an amateur anime on it. gogogo!
>>33501295Hey Jade, does Sparkle know you're writing creepy lewd fanfic about her kid? Her kid as a minor?
Rolled 61>>33501655>>33501678>>33501690Oh shit son.
>>33501621Rena:Covertly activate your video games again
>>33501621>that sad tied up renawe need the bondage pic guys, stat.
>>33501621Well, at least she didn't use Robomaid's toys to do it.
Pr: "Sparkle... It went off.""What did?"Pr: "The device I have set up to detect any breaches into our universe. It's gone off.""Fuck, she's here!? Okay, give me the coordinates. Where is she?"Pr: "According to my device..."
>>33501761all is lost
>>33501761right behind us.
>>33501761That was AltRena, wasn't it?
>>33501785Well that's just lovely
>>33501785Clean the screen
>>33501785>>33501761Mother of Godit begins, and i swear to god Larro if you stop now leaving us on this cliffhanger i will have a sad.
>>33501295Jade, you made the mistake of expecting Rena to listen to you when she has a game in her hands. You should know better than that.
>>33501785Have you got any heroes with power-reversing powers? We can use that to travel to the other universe and close most of the portals, so she can only come from one direction.
>>33501785So it's gonna be like pic related but with Renas?
And so ends another chapter, thanks for playing everyone! As usual I'll have the time for the next one up on the twitter.
>>33501855I'm in love with Jade Revolver!I want Jade Revolver to be my wife!
>>33501785The Crisis of Infinite Renas begins.
>>33501855>dat gifgod damn it Larro i just fell out of my chair laughing.
>>33501832Next time, instead of just reading it she should make an indie game out of it and challenge Rena to beat it.
Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb>>33501855Thanks for running!
>>33501870Queue up, buddy.
>>33501855Groucho-tan, is that you?
>>33501855How many tears did The Otaku shed when Ben Ben immediately did lewd things to Empress when she let him go?
>>33501924>implying they weren't both ruffled
>>33501908I can only make it go so fast!>>33501924At least one.>>33501828I'm sorry!Here, have a doodle of Sister that I did.
>>33501989What's her deal anyway? Is she similar to the Monster Matriarch?
Rolled 99>>33501989Then did Otaku do anything to ben afterwards?
>>33502021My guess is Double (from Skullgirls) expy.
>>33502021She worships a monster and thinks it's god. It keeps her alive mostly because she keeps bringing it sacrifices. In a straight on fight her god would be obliterated by The Monster.>>33502041They had a nice evening out and enjoyed the convention.
>>33501989>at least one tearAnd then benben ruffled her too.
>>33502021She a crazy cultist
>>33501989GODDAMMIT DOUBLE. GET BACK IN YOUR OWN GAME
>>33501989> spikesYeesh, those are not bedroom friendly
>>33502115Are there any other followers or does everyone else end up sacrifical fodder?
654 posts this time.Also, someone archived the wrong thread. Don't worry, I got the real one.
>>33502242>archiving QTG as Hero Questpls
>>33502242>misarchivist strikes again
>>33502153But... Double is a eldritch abomination that masquerades as a nun. Sister is.... Well, she's mostly human at least. She just gave up most of her body to the thing. They've both got the 'nun's that are evil' thing going on but their personalities and how they work are different.>>33502228They're followers for a short time until she sacrifices them. She believes that she's helping them.>>33502242Thanks. That would have really sucked.
>>33502287Glad to be of help.Also, could we have Jade being bound and feather-dusted by Robomaid?
>>33502115Who is Moon Gazer?
>>33502287Does she actually experience "the bliss of his embrace" or is it just advertising talk?How lewd is it?
>>33502216Speak for yourself.
Hey Larro, thanks for running Hero Quest, I'd only just recently caught up and it's been fun.Out of curiosity has it ever been explained what the player's votes and general chatter represent (since they can "hear" all the stuff posted, and "see" lewd pics at inopportune times) in game?
>>33502360Well in >>33501989 that tentacle on her torso looks like it's coming from her crotch.
>>33502357A girl that Jade Revolver commissions for art of her fanfics. She was able to pay her way through college thanks to Jade.>>33502360They do. She believes in her sales pitch.And it's fairly lewd.>>33502331Why torture the poor girl? She just wants people to listen to her stories.>>33502413There's no real explanation. In general it's supposed to represent their own chaotic thoughts with the pictures being things they think about or remember. But for the most part it's just a narrative device.
And now it's 666 posts.
>>33502476>Why torture the poor girl? She just wants people to listen to her stories.She's in a fantastic and magical world. She has the opportunity to experience things for real instead of just writing about them.
>>33502476How much money did Jade make by reading Rena her stories?
>>33502615Counterpoint: We're in a fantastic and technologically advanced world. We has the opportunity to experience things for real instead of just questing about them.
>>33502476dubble thred wen?
>>33502681I dunno, man. Last time I went out for hot pockets I wasn't accosted by a giant snake lady or pressed into some bizarre hero service.I didn't even get change.
>>33502681But you don't have a maid robot with a feather duster and bondage straps.
>>33502242>>33502535I don't mean to stir up trouble, but why do you always do this?
>>33502852Just for curiosity's sake. There's no easy way to tell how many posts are in an archived thread, so I make a note of it for the archive readers.
>>33502891I stand corrected.>>33502616All her money goes to her mom for safekeeping.
>>33502886Who fucking cares, though?
>>33502886copy and paste the source into a word processor and have it count the occurrences of the markup tags delineating posts.
>>33502930Needs some fire. The air itself burns at that speed. Who else have flaming eyebrows...hmmmm....
>>33502938It's more convenient this way, though.
>>33502886Fair enough, anon.
>>33502968it went so fast it became a waiving blur
>>33502968Goddammit. They were faster in photoshop. And when I saved. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>33502916>>All her money goes to her mom for safekeeping.I assume this policy was a result of them finding out just how much she spent on commissions of her fanfics.
>>33502968>>33503011Obviously it's some sort of stroboscopic optical illusion thing. The eyebrows are waggling so powerfully that our slow human minds can't process their true speed.
>>33503011>photoshopUse GIMP you prole.