>>33489493

The aftermath of the rescue was less of hunting down any remaining flunkies of Oriko's and more of general cleanup. Allowing Sayaka to slip the leash at the barricade had basically ensured that, your Equerry murdering the entire squad of Magical Girls at the barricade and then intercepting two other squads that had been on the way to finish off what the Lava Golems had started. You asked if she left any of them alive, and she looked at you as if you'd just asked her to eat a hobo's ass out with a spoon.

That was a no, of course. She didn't leave any alive. She went for their Soul Gems a moment after she cut their bodies apart.

As for Tiny Pete, Misaka's personal bodyguard - and probably one of your best friends by now, along with Kyoko - you had him carted back to Headquarters through a heavy truck transport, along with the giant limping robot wolf, for immediate repairs and reconstruction.

After what he did - not only holding back Oriko's flunkies long enough for you to rescue Misaka, but also killing THREE Lava Golems on his own - the giant deserved nothing less than the very best. In fact, you'd heard Mami talking to Kyuubey about contacting the Fourth Officio about sending one of their top officers over, for a top repair job. Kyuubey sounded hesitant at that, but Mami winked at you and stressed to the Incubator that it was something you personally asked for. ...He relented after a while, sighing about ballooning expenditures.

As for Wendy and the meeting with the Church, well...your ex took off after making sure you and Misaka were alright, roaring away on Schpeltiger. Mami assured you that even if the meeting was adjourned a bit too quickly, it had ended on a good note - not only did the Ninth Officio and the Church agree on what was to be done with Oriko, but the sudden act of teamwork would also go down well with both organizations' members.

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>>33489493
Best time of the week.

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>>33489551
Obligatory

>>33489493
Ha ha! It's time!
...I probably should get back working on the write-up. It's been -way- to long.

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>>33489511

Another meeting, just to make things official with the High Priestess, would probably be likely later this week, but it'll be something that Mami could handle if you chose to attend to something else at the time.

So, not too bad for what could be one of your most exciting mornings ever.

Of course, with the sun up and the day finally beginning as God intended for it to begin - you're now stuck in your office, chained to your desk to attend to paperwork, while your rescued arms dealer snores through the dream Wendy provided for her.

A tall stack of paperwork, just waiting in your IN tray, beside your tupperware-encased breakfast. A breakfast that Midori had quickly and sheepishly pushed into your arms before whispering 'sorry' under her breath and then running away for...well, whatever Callidus instructors do.

You let out a sigh. Hadn't it only been a few hours ago where you were ducking behind an armored giant for cover, leaning out only to blow out some kneecaps with your Desert Eagle? You also managed to actually kill someone this time, a Callidus in a high school uniform that'd been pretending to be the Red Culexus. You shot her clean through the biker helmet masquerading as an Anima Speculum, and you didn't stop shooting until her skull was only scraps of meat and gore leaking through a plexiglass bowl filled with holes.

Now you're...well. Here. The dildo wearing the watch again.

This is your life now.

What do you do?

[]Get to the paperwork. See what's on your plate, and then start clearing it.
[]Get breakfast out of the way first.
[]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.
[]Check your schedule, see if you have any more dildory to look forward to today.
[]Other.

>>33489580
[X]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.
Always time for best imouto

>>33489580
>[x]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.

>>33489580
>[x] Utilize paperwork and trash-bin for exciting office-basketball activity.

>>33489580
[X]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.
Imouto's a bit more important now.
Paperwork will still be here when we get back

The most exciting time of the day has come!

Just as I was leaving for a weekend vacation.

>>33489580
>[X]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.

>>33489580
[x]Get to the paperwork. See what's on your plate, and then start clearing it.


Might as well look at it.

>>33489580
>[]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.
Take the breakfast, though.

>>33489580
[X]Get breakfast out of the way first.

We haven't eaten anything yet.

The only good thing to happen this week has finally arrived!

>>33489580
Paperwork is the worst.
[X]Get breakfast out of the way first.
[X]Check your schedule, see if you have any more dildory to look forward to today.
[X]Get to the paperwork. See what's on your plate, and then start clearing it.
[X]See Misaka when an opportunity presents itself.

>>33489580
>[X]Get breakfast out of the way first.
>[X]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.

Go share breakfast with Misaka perhaps. Awkwardly try to explain away any possible heart shaped food items.

>A breakfast that Midori had quickly and sheepishly pushed into your arms before whispering 'sorry' under her breath and then running away for...well, whatever Callidus instructors do.

Well at least she knows she was out of line.

>>33489580
[X]Check your schedule, see if you have any more dildory to look forward to today.
[X]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.

Find out whats happening today, then go check on Misaka.

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>>33489580
>[x]Get breakfast out of the way first.
>[x]Check your schedule, see if you have any more dildory to look forward to today.

>[x]Other.
Resist urge to think about Wendy in a lewd ways.

[x]Other.

Check the diary app! We haven't use ORIKO yet!

>>33489661
My favorite fanart of the week.

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>>33489661
>Resist.

Failed.

>>33489580
[X]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.

[X]Get to the paperwork. See what's on your plate, and then start clearing it.
Then, ten minutes later when we inevitably get bored,
[X]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.

>>33489645
Since its the next day, we can probably assume(?) that Chiaki has already talked to Midori.

Pity, I wanted to finally find out what happened in Siberia IC, and this would have been a good opportunity to demand answers.

>>33489580
[X]Get breakfast out of the way first.

or KYOKO

>>33489580
>[]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.

>>33489682
It's the same day.
Meeting was at 3 or 4 AM.
The Misaka rescue was at dawn.
I'd assume now is around 8 or 9 AM.

>>33489580
>[X]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.
Poor her.

>>33489682
>Hadn't it only been a few hours ago where you were ducking behind an armored giant for cover

Still the same day man.

>>33489580
>[x]Get breakfast out of the way first.

>>33489708
Ah ok. Then lets talk to Midori at some point and make her tell the Siberia story as punishment for acting unprofessional.

>>33489700
Have we checked the diary for GREEN?

Also, if time permits we should talk to the three stooges and ask them WTF was up with the timestop? Also, ask them about the dolls!

>>33489580
>[X]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.
made it in time for the first vote!

>>33489746
Yup. GREEN is a password.

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Diary_entries

>>33489746
Yeah, it just gave us a massive case of the shadowruns.

Well, a massiver case.

>G R E E N

>[PASSWORD ACCEPTED.]

>[UNLOCKING ENTRY #5]

>[I was as surprised as anyone when I saw the people you'd started to gather around you, but probably not more surprised than I was when I saw Hanegawa Midori. She doesn't deserve this, and you know she doesn't. Nobody does. But where she's concerned, maybe the alternative really is worse. Just remember - the most dangerous Callidus is the one you invite into your bed. Or to live in your apartment.]

>[An old magical girl once told me: Do not fear your enemies, for only a friend can betray you. Then she punched me in the stomach. Remember that.]

>[Oh, and don't eat the banana ramen. It'll make you crazy sick. Like wow.]

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>>33489580
>[x]Fill out one form. Hit the gym and work off the stress. Got to take regular breaks from dildowork.

[x]Leave your paperwork on the table, see how Misaka's doing.

>>33489746
>Have we checked the diary for GREEN?
>G R E E N

[PASSWORD ACCEPTED.]

>[UNLOCKING ENTRY #5]

>[I was as surprised as anyone when I saw the people you'd started to gather around you, but probably not more surprised than I was when I saw Hanegawa Midori. She doesn't deserve this, and you know she doesn't. Nobody does. But where she's concerned, maybe the alternative really is worse. Just remember - the most dangerous Callidus is the one you invite into your bed. Or to live in your apartment.]

>[An old magical girl once told me: Do not fear your enemies, for only a friend can betray you. Then she punched me in the stomach. Remember that.]

>[Oh, and don't eat the banana ramen. It'll make you crazy sick. Like wow.]

>>33489791
uh yeah, that's not even close to finished by the way. Haven't even finished that forward punching arm and the face is all guidemarks and placeholders.

>>33489788
Where's the "lick my armpits" variation of -this-?

>>33489746
>Also, if time permits we should talk to the three stooges and ask them WTF was up with the timestop?

Just a guess, but I think that shit happened because Pinky was extremely pissed (about a number of things. Dragging others into timestop, disobeying command to not use deagle, romance, and just being Pinky) but still wanted to keep her promise.

I am sure we will pay for saving Misaka somehow the next time we see her. PROBABLY will be worth it though.

Just remember if we take someone else into timestop beyond our 2nd use the chance of them being aten is quite high.

>>33489850
Read my mind

>>33489850
That is a good god damn question, anyon.

>>33489850
She doesn't have to encourge that.
She knows you want to.

>>33489853
Maybe, but I have my doubts.

The presence of feathers, the total absence of pinky and the chorus of screaming voices that sounded like Chiaki all strongly hint that the recent craziness is not due to Pinky but rather Homucifer (or Transcendent One as she is called in this story). The dream about Clara Dolls further suggest her influence.

That is also why I figure consulting the three stooges might help. They know little about Pinky, but presumably they would know a lot more about Homucifer/TNO, since in a way she IS us.

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JOY!!!!

I read the archives! I can finally join this! I'm so glad I lost my job! Now I have time fo MGNQ!

Squeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>33489853
I don't know anon raven feathers are more Akuma Homura's thing so I think it was her not Pinky messing with our time stop

>>33489931
Welcome to the abyss, nerd!

>>33489931
Welcome to suffering, there is no exit.

>>33489931
Get ripped in your newfound time!

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>>33489850
Too hard to imitate the style of the original, so I copy-pasted it from the other parody.

>>33489931
Prepare for suffering.

>>33489957
Yes thank you

>>33489928
>>33489935

Yeah the feathers seem pretty dam important, not sure how I left that out.

Could be one or the other, or both, do we have any idea about how Pinky and Homucifer feel about eachother?

I could see Pinky protecting us out of jealousy or something. Not sure what Homu's motive is though.

>>33489931
Same. Took two weeks but it was worth it.

Well, I didn't lose my job, yet.

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>>33489957

Does An incubator have armpits and if so how do they taste?

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>>33489984
I don't know, anon.

Why don't you ask?

>>33489984
Like corruption and the depths of space

>>33489984
Basically, yeah. Also earpits.
And presubaly like Marshmallows.

>>33489984
Like marshmallows. Its a space at made if fucking marshmallows.

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>>33489996
Nah, that's Pinky.

>>33489995
>tfw you will never clean your alien masters armpits and share in its auto-cannibalisitc feast.

Truly suffering

>>33489984
And speaking of which, what does Sayaka's armpits taste like?

Mani confirmed for cucking us with the 9th Incubator when?

>>33490019
Sweaty blueberries and Kyouko's tounge

>>33490019
Sandpaper and tabasco

>>33489965
It’s not really clear to me but I think that Pinky doesn't know about Akuma Homura since she is looking for the real Akemi Homura and she thinks we are her

>>33489661
I have failed to resist

>>33490051
Don't think about those whiskey and bacon flavored armpits

>>33490042
She doesn't think we're the genuine Homu but she settled on torturing us anyway because she couldn't find the real one easily.

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>>33489957
Dont make me post it!

>>33490114
Post what?

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Magical girls.

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>>33490150

>>33490034
Raspberry and period blood

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>>33490214
>Not posting the superior version
http://a.pomf.se/omivst.webm

You truly are absolute cancer, Crix, no matter where you post.

>>33490214
I too, browse /anime

>>33490216
Oniichan... My armpits are sweating on their own~~~

>>33490263
She's the onee-chan, you dumdum

>>33490251
Then why didn't you post it? Oh right, because it's past the file size limit you fucking twat.

>>33490276
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE MOM!

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>>33490251
>>33490214
>Kharn_finishes_off_a_magical_girl.webm

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>>33490251
>>33490280

>>33490280
>>33490251
Settle down, children.

>>33490214
>>33490251
Oh the new season is airing? Awesome.

>>33489590 >>33489595 >>33489607

You decide to leave the paperwork for now and check on Misaka first. It's not like it's going anywhere anyway - your paperwork will still be there when you get back. You just want to make sure that the arms dealer you rescued from that inferno is alright and in one piece. Not that Wendy herself didn't check or anything, she did - and Sayaka did as well, after your ex left on that beast of a motorcycle of hers. Both of them declared that she was, by all rights, unharmed and unscathed, making your own checking moot as it is.

Still, it couldn't hurt to check again, yeah? Of course it couldn't, you reassure yourself as you slip out from behind your desk, making your way towards the couch. Towards the sleeping Russian who called you her big sister with a big smile on her face.

...Well, she does look alright, from what you can tell without moving her. Besides a few grease smudges on her face and some stains of engine oil on her overalls, your arms dealer looks completely fine. ...It doesn't look like she's comatose or anything, either, as you see her fidget every now and then in between snores. Just like a kid who'd fallen asleep, exhausted after playing a bit too much.

A brief indulgence of your paranoia - courtesy of your Soul Gem and a pulse check - also confirms that this IS the real Misaka - not a Callidus just taking a nap on your couch, waiting for the time to bury a knife in your spine.

You feel guilty about that last bit, but you've already decided that when Oriko's involved, guilt's the least of your worries.

"Big...Big Sister Murderface..." Misaka suddenly murmurs, her voice creaky and thick with sleep, making you jerk back in surprise and very nearly making you drop your Soul Gem on her face. "Misaka...Misaka wishes to ride the bumper cars..."

Bumper cars...? Oh, yeah. Wendy did give her a dream about you taking her to the amusement park. That's...that's really kind of her, really. You should thank her for that--

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>>33490317
You gotta wonder if the reasons incubators possess their MGs is so they can experience licking hands and holding armpits

>>33490329
Ok, gotta ask what the hell this is, since it has more than one season.

>>33490347

"...please stop touching Big Sister Wendy's butt..."

...Right. Well. Maybe not FOR that. Did she have to make your dream self that lousy with the sexual harrassment?

Anyway. Misaka seems to be fine. You probably don't need to frisk her just in case Oriko's flunkies strapped a bomb to her and hid it under her clothes, or something.

What do you do?

[]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.
[]Wake Misaka up gently. Ask her if she remembers anything about the attack.
[]Other.

>>33490280
REMOVE CRIX remove crix
you are the tripfag idiot you are the tripfag smell. return to reddit. to our reddit cousins you may come. our 4chan you may post in /b/….ahahahaha

>>33490347
>That's...that's really kind of her, really.
she is gonna be PISSED when she wakes up.

>>33490352
Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA ILLYA
Basically Fate/Stay Night with Illya as a magical girl. Its pretty good.

>>33490365
>[X]Wake Misaka up gently. Ask her if she remembers anything about the attack.

>>33490365
>[]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.
We checked up on our imouto, no need to wake her from her peaceful -if a bit lewd- slumber.

Professionalism.

>>33490365
[X]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

It needs doing and as soon as that is over we can do other, more fun stuff!

>>33490365
>[]Wake Misaka up gently. Ask her if she remembers anything about the attack.
>>33490371
Nonsense, we just take her to the actual amusement park

>>33490365
>[x]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

>>33490365
[X]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.
We really should do this.

>>33490365
>[x]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

Let the girl sleep.

>>33490365
[x]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

Well, gotta get back to work.

>>33490365
[]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

ITS TIME

>>33490365
[X]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

[x]Wake Misaka up gently. Ask her if she remembers anything about the attack.

Anything useful might help track down Oriko faster.

Wow i'm a heartless bastard.

>>33490365
>[]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

>>33490365
>[x]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

>>33490393
>Nonsense, we just take her to the actual amusement park
I'm not sure that will fully compensate for the fact that a not insubstantial portion of her warehouse just blew up.

>>33490365
>[x]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

Let her sleep. Wendy did say it wouldn't take long, and these dildoes won't read themselves.

>>33490427
By amusement park, I think he meant Arms Show

>>33490365
[X]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

>>33490365
>[x]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

Oh, Wendy, your subconsciousness is slipping.

>>33490251
>>33490214
Picked up. Even having read the manga and knowing lewds were coming,that's just ridiculous.

>>33490436
Why not both.jpg

>>33490463
Glorious isn't it?

>>33490365
>[X]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

>>33490458
>your subconsciousness is slipping.
I could write an essay on the nature of dreams.

But I won't

>>33490365
>[X]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

Might as well do it now.

>>33490427
Pretty sure the place's insured against that kind of a thing.

>>33490365
>[X]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

If there's one thing we've learned so far, it's that there can never be enough dildoes.

>[x]Get kneecap-chan and try to enter the dream.

>>33490365
>[x]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

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>>33490463
You mean reDICKulous, right?

>>33490481
probably, but that doesn't make it any less of a hassle.

For starters, inventorying what survived and what didn't,

>>33490463
is someone actually planning on saying the name at some point?

>>33490547
I wouldn't be surprised if the warehouse up top was only the tip of the entire structure.

>>33490563
Hurr durr, lurk moar faggot.

>>33490563
Unlimited Blade Works.

>>33490563
Seriously, lurk moar.

>>33490575
>inb4: Down bellow is a silo with 4 ICBMs.
"We have WHAT?"
"Preparations and precautious, Matsuda."

>>33490563
Someone in this thread already did.

>>33490563
Redman is Shirou.

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>>33490563
Melty blood

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>>33490621
Who would have guessed?
>tfw S2 never

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>>33490563
Fine. There you go:
Boku no Pico

>>33490365
>[X]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.
now it's time to face our most dreadful enemy: PAPERWORK!

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>>33490347
Not even in your dreams, kid.

>>33490670
Are you sure? I actually just watched that one recently and don't remember that scene...

>>33490686
Great work as always.

>>33490686
Doing god's work.

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>>33490686
I love you.

>>33490692
Of course! I'm something of an expert on bokus and picos.

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>>33490686
C'mon, Murderface, you have to pay some attention to the rest of her body every once in a while.

Thanks Dan.

>>33490686
Looks like she's touching the butt in he thumbnail

>>33490722
The boobs are the front butt.

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>>33490686
I feel like the buttjoke falls flat.

>>33490666
for a second there, I thought that was Monsoon

>>33490606
I have seen enough to know that it's not Unlimited Blade Works, Redman is Shirou, Melty blood or Boku no Picu

You're supposed to be the chosen one, /tg/. i'm not supposed to NEED any other boards!

>>33490767
Every other board would also tell you to lurk moar faggot.

With love,
/tg/

>>33490767
The (correct) sauce has been mentioned in this thread.

>>33490767
Pretty sure it was mentioned in the thread. The actual one. And it is not on your list.

>>33490780
Other people want to know too, stop being a twat and stop sauce blocking us

>>33490793
I'm assuming it's not in the filename, because that looks like a reference to Mechwarrior

>>33490767
Every board that is worth ever visiting would tell you to fuck off.

Fuck off.

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>>33490767
What are you saying? Of course its Boku no Pico, you idiot!
What else is it supposed to be?

>>33490767
If you know it's not UBW, you should know it is related. Is that enough of a hint, you whiner?
It's Prisma Illya, don't tell everyone else I spoon fed you

>>33490813
>Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA ILLYA
>Basically Fate/Stay Night with Illya as a magical girl. Its pretty good.

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>>33490800

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>>33490803
>he's never watched magical girl Davion-chan and friends blaze across the chaos marches

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>>33490767
I am impressed by your absolute unwillingness to put forth even a modicum of effort.

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>>33490842

Please. If you're gonna troll, you need to at least do this:

Anon, that anime is called Mai-chan's daily life.

>>33490855
Jesus christ, motherfucker. I asked because I didn't see that ONE post with the actual fucking name in it.

I was halfway across /a/ looking for it and have recently discovered that trying to image search a webm is anywhere near as easy as image searching an actual image.

Asking /tg/ was a last resort and frankly I hope you all die in a fire.

>>33490835
Why'd you tell him, anon?
I found it, and I wasn't even looking.

Also, those are some sassy sticks.

Saucing Hentai is suffering

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>>33490835
>>33490842
We don't tell them for a reason.

Now they'll keep asking.

You are worse than cancer.

>>33490738
FUCKING CARLOS!

>>33490893
>Asking /tg/ was a last resort and frankly I hope you all die in a fire.

You don't hope that in general? You pretty much have to be new to just now be feeling this.

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>>33490890
>Mai-chan's daily life

>>33490926
for the human race, not /tg/ in the specific.

>>33490900
>>33490904
I just like being helpful, I don't even care who I help

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This thread seems very productive.

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>>33490890
>Mai-chan's daily life.

>>33490963
Seems normal to me. Actually its pretty quiet right now TBH.

>>33490890
Already fapped to/10

>>33490967
I'm not really sure why people go for such weak Guro. I can barely fap to Mai-chan anymore due to how vanilla it is.

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>>33490952
>helping people
That is neither grim nor dark, you...
You... you... you TRIPLE MON-KEIGH!

>>33490984
Wow... you're even more fucked up than me.... and that's saying something.

>>33491001
It's not even that weird man come on.

Mai-chan is pretty much standard entry level to weird guro shit. If you ever enjoy it for more than an hour or go further you are a terrible person who is better of dying.

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>>33490365
>[x]Go back to your paperwork and breakfast. Begin Watch Wearing Dildo Time.

Debrief can come later, for now, sign there, there, there, initial all those, and fill that out in triplicate.

>>33490999
I don't want to be grim or dark. I just want to be a good cook the bone of my sword

>>33491061
..... voting was over 30 mins now. We are not talking about what makes a man. A miserable pile of secrets

>>33490851
m'doka

>>33491061
>haircut that doesn't allow for proper hairflicks
Heresy most foul and vile!

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>>33491077
HERESY, GROSS AND FOUL

>>33491061
..... voting was over 30 mins now. We are not talking about what makes a man. A miserable pile of secrets.

>>33491049
I like bullying. I have a personal fantasy of bullying Moemura to suicide.

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>>33491101

>>33491101
clearly you have bullying issues. Have you ever dreamt of potatoes and chease with an side order of big fries?

>>33491101
I have a personal fantasy of bullying Wendy to orgasm

>>33491101
Nigger stop, Moemura is already fragile and suicidal.

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>>33491075
Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and fifteen other elements in trace amounts.

>>33491137
I have and there was cum all over the bed sheets afterward.

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>>33491101

>>33491154
The most wicked part is that it could actually work.

>>33491167
You have repressed issues regarding your sex. I recommend jacking off every day and thinking before you talk.

>>33491156
That's what makes it so fun. Like, I make Madoka fall in love with me so she leaves her and even makes gun of her, and she realizes her life is pointless torture and she just hangs herself.

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>>33491101

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>>33491101
stop bully

>>33490893
It's prisma Illya

>>33491203
Tell me: Have you ever dreamt of potatoes and chease, with a side order of cheap salad?

>>33490999
>TRIPLE MON-KEIGH!
>Implying someone should be ashamed of being human

I bet you rooted for the Na'vi in Avatar

>>33491194
I always took that dream as me have a desire to fuck a baked potato. My dick still has burns but at least I came.

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Did someone say bullying?

>>33491223
No, my salads are expensive and fancy.

>>33491221
yeah, i got it. But thank you.

>>33491203
Jesus christ you sound like the homuhater drone in Madoka threads, and I hopenyour not him.

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>>33491249

http://mangafox.me/manga/koe_no_katachi/

>>33491240
>implying I was foolish enough to waste money on a shit movie

Step up your game, 'umie.

>>33491246
Ah. A common misinterpretation. It is logical to think that you have a potato fetish, but in reality, it is simply a repressed urge to eat more salads. The next time you go eat, order a salad.

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>>33491101
this is not okay

you are a bad person and i wish suffering upon you

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>>33491249
>>33491265

>>33491266
>>implying I was foolish enough to waste money on a shit movie
Of course not, it's not like you can afford to see a movie after spending all your money in Games Whorehouse

>>33491278
But my doctor recommended I should have more vag in my balanced breakfast.

>>33491298
Looks like he's taking a flight from Rektjavik

>>33491317
WELL YOUR DOCTOR IS FUCKING WRONG. WHO DO YOU TRUST THE GUY WITH A MEDICAL DEGREE OR AN ANON ON THE INTERNET.

EAT A FUCKING SALAD.

>>33491259
I've seen that guy, he's a fraud. Homura is for loving. Moemura on the other hand is an adorable teddy bear you just can't help but bully into submission til she cries.

>>33491317
We could all use having more vag every once in a while.

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>>33491353
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LESA!

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>>33491360
You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

>>33491410
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tng4OluHqsk

>>33491360
Your all right, but don't bully Moemura too much her heart may not take too much bully and you should probably be careful while Prince Sayak and pink beams from the heaven goes apeshit on you.

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>>33491360
What did you say?

>>33491440
I'm sorry anon, when I see a pure, weak girl all alone I just can't help myself from becoming the bully. I guess it's like a kind of love.

>>33491440
Everyone is. He was a great man.

http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/

>>33491360
Homusatan pls.

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>>33491249
>>33491265

>Literally every one of anon-kun's friends is a violent psycho/sociopath
>but the girl who likes tanks is a freak
>I met some humans once. They were stupid- but not blatantly so- and they were cruel- but not so overly so.

Clearly, whoever wrote these has legitimate psychological issues, or a lack of knowledge regarding social situations.
>>33491298
Shit, sorry, anon, I was too busy losing my faith in humanity all over again to exchange banter.

I bully them because I love them

>>33491530
It only works when they're masochistic. Like Wendy.

>>33491486
If it was love, you'd only bully her if she enjoyed it.

>>33491525
Clearly you have never interacted with high-school teenagers.

>>33491265
Oh wow. I actually just read that pic.

...All I can say is that this is hilariously impossible. Whomever wrote that is so out of touch with reality it's funny. And if anyone tried that IRL, I'd be surprised if no one beat the crap out of them.

>>33491525
I think you vastly underestimate peer pressure and how fucking monstrous kids can be.

>>33491585
And you have clearly lost touch with the real world.

>>33491577
Honestly I've worked with 60+ Year old women who are just as bad. Only real difference is you can sue one much easier.

>>33491486
It's not just the bullying or physical abuse though, it's the tears. They learn to think that the hitting is just you caring , but in the wrong way. Emotion suffering is the purest. You draw Moemura in, with sweet words and the promise of more, then you yank back the chain and they stumble down on their knees at your feet. They look up at you, lip and voice quivering in disbelief, surely a joke and in denial then you break them with a single word. Then the tears and the desperate clawing at you with hands. They try to run but can only stumble as you follow along, pour out more and more cutting abuse, of course leveraging all the weaknesses and insecurities you've learned as you lured them in. The worst part is you keep your voice free of emotion, as if reading facts from the dictionary. All up until the little moemura is there on the ledge, pleading with you to stop and take it back or anything, just the slightest indication you care. The last thing she hears as she pulls the trigger is your callous laughter at her suffering and how you won't even savor the tears you drew.

Something like that, she's perfect for it, stuttering voice and insecurity. Prime mark, wonder why pinky isn't all over her.

>>33491598
No, it's you who overestimate the number of cruel people. People like that do exist. But the truth is, most people are just ignorant of the shit that goes on around them, or just plain dumb and don't know what to do, ending up doing nothing.

>>33491619
You're telling me that people stabbing other people in the middle of class wouldn't be noticed? Even in a ghetto school, somebody would know. And when someone starts stabbing other people, that's when you start running.

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>>33491577
I have, in fact.
The vast majority are stupid, rash, ill-behaved and ill-tempered.
Very few are violently insane, and very few don't find shy/awkward nerds to be anywhere from 'simply there' to 'cute'.
When one becomes violent, the veritable hive-mind of others recognizes the threat, whether on a conscious or subconscious level, and reacts.
One does not simply stab a girl and get away scot-free.
A guy I knew barely prodded a girl with a pencil and was suspended for three days for it.
And the girl was a bitch nobody particularly liked.
She was more accepted afterwards, interestingly enough.
Once the herd has recognized you as human, it tends to take you in.

Being absurdly over-the-top like that doesn't make it 'realistic', it makes it impossible to believe. That is clearly the product of an addled mind, with serious misconceptions about reality.

People are cruel, sure, but not nearly so many, and not usually anywhere nearly so severely.

Stabbing Yukari hard enough to draw blood would have incited a world of hurt on that girl, physical or not.

Please step outside for a few moments, breathe in some fresh air, and take a minute or two to watch the people around you.

Observe the lack of stab wounds.

If you notice stab wounds, please contact the local authorities.

>>33491669
I've had people in my old school get caught on fire and burn chairs down. In class. And no one gave a shit once they guy put it out and there was no damage.

>>33490385 >>33490389 >>33490393 >>33490394

You reach down to give Misaka a gentle pat on the head, making her distressed frown curl up into a sleepy smile at the contact. Fine. Your arms dealer - and surrogate little sister - is fine. There's no need to worry. Wendy and Sayaka checked her out, and now you did too. There's no need to check any further. She's fine, and she'll probably be pretty eager to find out what happened to her warehouse when she finally wakes up. You'll be here for that at least.

It's with a sigh, then, that you make your way back to your desk, planting your ass wearily down on your high-backed leather chair and nudging yourself closer to your work surface. You give the tower of paperwork one of your patented glares - and when it fails to catch on fire, you sigh again, and lift the entire thing out of your IN tray, to place in front of you. If you're doing this - diving headfirst once more into dildodom - then you're doing it all the way. No excuses. No half-assing it.

You sort out the paperwork, seperating them into similar piles. It takes you half an hour to go through them one by one - and at the very end of it, you are left with five piles in all, and one gilded, gold-embroidered envelope.

The first three piles are typical boring Officio paperwork - equipment requisition, receipts for major purchases, and notifications of recruits graduating from basic training. From what you can tell, and from what you remember from Mami's coaching, you don't really need to do anything with them other than stamp them with your official stamp, to signify that you've looked them through and verified them.

[1/2]

>>33491668
The best if you think of moemura as short. Shorter girls are more fun to tease to tears.

>>33491718
Hell I've seen people toss out rape threats directly to people in class including the times they plan on it and no one gave a shit.

>>33491721

The fourth pile is a set of seven printouts depicting seven Magical Girls' profiles - all Eversors, and all in the same training squad. Apparently they've been marked for discipline and censure, as they've been found to have let in some unauthorized personnel into their squad quarters after curfew. Said unauthorized personnel were in fact older high school boys. Alcohol is believed to be involved - another infraction to add to their already growing list of infractions, and pretty much pushed things over to the brink that it had to be brought to your attention. For you to handle personally.

The fifth pile is...well, a sobering pile. Black envelopes - the kind of envelope no parent should ever receive.

Inside a black envelope, the grieving parent would find: a signed and notarized death certificate of their young daughter, with certain key areas carefully obscured by black ink; a copy of the deceased Magical Girl's insurance policy that the bereaved stood to gain quite a bit from; a bank card containing the deceased's gross earnings from her time of contract to her time of death; and finally, a signed letter from the Warmaster, a letter that would speak well of the departed, about how the Officio would dearly miss such an irreplaceable member of its payroll.

It would also come with a few pithy sayings in an attempt to allay the grieving recipients' souls, along with a nice travel package and a free college scholarship (applicable only when younger siblings are registered as co-dependents).

Twenty-four black envelopes. One for each of the girls that died in Wendy's church.

You needed to sign the letters, apparently. The 'personalized' message were already written in - each one different, and carefully fabricated to sound genuinely sympathetic - all while subtly warning the recipient to grieve in silence.

No need to make a fuss. No need to kick up a racket. Just take the money and grieve. Time heals all wounds, so get to healing.

[2/3]

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Woah what the fuck is happening in here, this bullying and suffering I feel like I'm in a witch barrier or some shit.

>>33491756

One of the cold realities of being a Magical Girl this day and age, you think, picking up your pen. ...Idly, you wonder if Oriko's doing the same, right now. Preparing messages to send to the families of the girls she sent to die.

You shake your head again. No, don't think about that right now. Just...focus. Sooner you can get through this the better.

The gilded envelope, of course, is predictably from the Second. No doubt asking you to let go of Kyoko again.

What do you do first?

[]The first three piles. Might as well get through them first.
[]The disciplinary action pile. Might as well start this with a healthy dose of Eversor bullying.
[]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.
[]Shred the Second's request for Kyoko Sakura first.

>>33491773
[X]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.
Do this first please.

>>33491773
>[X]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

>>33491773
>[x]Shred the Second's request for Kyoko Sakura first.
And then;
>[]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

>>33491773
>[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.
Warmaster Matsuda takes care of her girls. Even in death.

>>33491773
>[X]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

4th is a bad idea, 1st is boring probably, and 2nd should be saved for when we leave our office.

>>33491773
[X]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

Respect the dead.

>>33491773
Just saying right now:
READ the Second's letter before shredding it.
It might not be the transfer.

[X]The Black Envelopes.

>>33491773
[X]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

>>33491773
[X]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

>>33491773
>[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

>>33491773
>[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

>>33491773
>[1]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.
>[2]Shred the Second's request for Kyoko Sakura first.
>[3]The first three piles. Might as well get through them first.

then eversor bullying as light relief.

>>33491773
[x] bullying
Time for suffering and girly squeals

>>33491773
>[X]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.
let's get this done so we can enjoy punishing those Eversor later

>[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

>>33491773
>[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.
>[x]Shred the Second's request for Kyoko Sakura first.
Actually READ it.You never know.

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>>33490214
>>33490251

Requesting Pinky pulling on Moemuras braids.

>>33491773
[X]The Black envelopes.

[x]The first three piles. Might as well get through them first.
[x]The disciplinary action pile. Might as well start this with a healthy dose of Eversor bullying.
[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

Just do them all. But read the letter to Kyoko before shredding them.

>>33491706
That is a very optimistic view of human nature. In my workplace, my job is basically to observe people in their work environment. As a result, any misconceptions I might have held about people being basically good when observed in a vacuum have been thoroughly shattered.

People might seem friendly and nice, but most of them are raging cocks beneath the surface. Maybe one in ten are actually decent.

>>33491706
You have clearly been on the "right" side of bullying. I hope you enjoyed your power. Your victims certainly did not.

>>33491855
>Maybe one in ten are actually decent.
as many as that?

More than I'd have thought.

>>33491773
[X]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

And read the envelope from 2nd, since if we shred it without reading it first, it will inevitably be something else. Thats how it works.

>>33490563
Prisma Ilya manga/anime. Specifically the second one. Prisma Illya Drei

Wait a fucking second. Straight Magical Girl is something I'm willing to accept. But SEVEN of them? Something's fishy here!

>>33491831
Glorious.

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>>33491773

[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.
[x]The disciplinary action pile. Might as well start this with a healthy dose of Eversor bullying.
[x]Combine these.

Finish the black envelopes and then make the girls in question deliver every single one personally as punishment since this is how everyone can end up can end up if you let anyone unauthorized stick his nose into Meguca Business.

>>33491884
They're young.

>>33491894
taken from the security camera before the first headbutt.

>>33491855
We are all monsters. The only escape is to realize this, and fight to become something more.

I am in no way condoning bullying. But hurting people is a solution that perpetuates a cycle.

>>33491831
This ends in harem or horrible death.

>>33491907
>Finish the black envelopes and then make the girls in question deliver every single one personally as punishment since this is how everyone can end up can end up if you let anyone unauthorized stick his nose into Meguca Business.
oh ho ho, not bad.

>>33491907
>Finish the black envelopes and then make the girls in question deliver every single one personally as punishment since this is how everyone can end up can end up if you let anyone unauthorized stick his nose into Meguca Business.
This actually works.

>>33491907
Wait! Wait! I change my vote to this!

>>33491907
Ooooh, I like this!

>>33491907
4thing this.

>>33491907
Well, that's good. Chaging to this.

>>33491907
Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

I like it.

>>33491773
>[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

>>33491907
Ice cold.
>[x]voting this

>>33491773
>[X]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.

Also, in case it later becomes relevant before we have a chance to vote again, >>33491802
has the right idea. Do not shred letters from other Officios without reading them first.

>>33491907
Holy shit this

>>33491831
Who are you kidding, we all know Midori is the one who would steal Wendy's lips

>>33491907
>[x]The Black envelopes. It's only fair these get sent out the soonest. For their families, at least.
>[x]The disciplinary action pile. Might as well start this with a healthy dose of Eversor bullying.
>[x]Combine these.

Creative. I like it.

>>33491855
As far as I have witnessed, things rarely surpass verbal abuse, and heated exchanges are noticed and reviled by the majority of the involved parties' peers.

Physical violence, as far as I can tell, is viewed not only as threat to the involved parties, but to the populace as a whole- it goes from a sort of 'not my problem' mindset to a 'potential threat detected, countermeasures deployed' sort of mindset.

>>33491907
This, if you'd please. Hetersexuality is one thing, and alcohol is another, but putting the two together carries certain risks...
Unless you can't knock up a magical girl or something. I don't pretend to know.

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>>33491907
I'm going to throw my vote towards this. Man oh man, I love strange and interesting punishments.

>>33491795
Changing this vote here for this;
>>33491907

>>33492007
>Unless you can't knock up a magical girl or something. I don't pretend to know.

Kharn suggests that you can, although you could probably bullshit an excuse if you needed to given all the experimentation Strauss did. Why would she put a functioning uterus in? Who cares, evil science! Maybe instead of blood, it shoots shurikens and lightning each month.

>>33491907
No, I don't think it would be effective. The way that the girls died had nothing to do with not following regulations or protocol, or even doing anything wrong.
The way that they died and the lesson you are trying to teach are in no way related, and does not serve to actually teach a lesson except that death can come at any time, so you might as well live it up.
That's the exact opposite of what we want them to learn.

Think on the implications of what you're saying first, before blindly thinking it's a good idea.

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>>33492060
>shurikens and lightning

FUND IT PLEASE.

>>33492007
You are obviously retarded. That's not how bullying nor herd mentality works. At least not in humans.

>>33492063
They still fucked up though and fucking up is never good, regardless of where and how you do it.

>>33492060
Leman Russ has kids. I assume it's possible.

>>33492063
I don't think that's the way to look at it. It's more of a threat that if they fuck up more they'll get retired. We have no need to pretend to be nice in any case.

>>33492060
>shurikens and lightning

Igotthatreference.jpeg

Why don't we ask the hat how magical girl get praegnat?

>>33491884
obviously they have been enslaved by the D.

That happens in anime, right?

>>33491907
[x] This.
Also we need to get on >>33491835 asap.

>>33492123
Probably hand holding and intense Luminous.

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>>33492130
Not in magical girl anime.

>>33491874
thank you, kind sir and/or madam, though the question was previously answered

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>>33492130

Yes

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>>33491773

>>33492063

No. It tells them to stop fucking around, or they'll be dead, just like these 24 people.

>>33492150
But anon-kun! Girls don't have dicks!

>>33492090
Yes, they fucked up, and yes, they need to be punished.
But reminding them that they could die at any time, even when they're following all of the right protocols and regulations, isn't going to reinforce their adherence to the rules.
All it does is remind them that they only live once and they might as well enjoy it before it all ends suddenly one day when they're eating lunch with their friends at a cafe.

>>33492108
How is it a threat that they will be retired if they fuck up? The girls who died weren't retired, they were killed in a terrorist attack that bypassed all safety protocols.
All they see are girls who died with no warning, who were following the rules and still died without warning.

>>33492178
You didn't specify, anon-chan.

>>33492007
Tribal mentality is a hell of a thing. I've seen just-hired employees get completely snubbed by their colleagues because they parked in the wrong spot.

>>33492176
>It tells them to stop fucking around, or they'll be dead
How? The 24 girls died not because they were breaking any rules, or doing anything obviously stupid. How were the people in that church fucking around?

>>33492185
I think it's more to show these Giles that this isn't a game and this isn't an anime. Shits serious and you could die. Don't fuck around. Those who still fuck up will have to report to our bedchambers for reeducation.

>>33492185
actually, they don't see that at all.

All they get to see is the grieving families. They're not going to be the ones opening the letters.

>>33492178
Ha ha, Herr Strauss can fix that don't ya know! Probably. But I'm positive Madaraki can, if not Strauss. At any rate, we should ask Kharn to confirm.

>>33492185
>Isn't going to reinforce their adherence to the rules.
No, but it will remind them why there ARE rules in the first place and why sticking to those rules is a good idea.

>>33492215
My wish is to become a magical futa-girl, said the officios most popular member

>>33492232
>Those who still fuck up will have to report to our bedchambers for reeducation.

As if that's a threat, they'd love that,

>>33492232
I thought she was trying to show she's -not- Kharn. That sort of thing doesn't help her rep.

>>33492256
Oh no, watch-wearing dildo is to be taken literally. Rolex, for her (dis)-pleasure