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As you open the fridge and get some gnarly-ass wrapped grinders, you hear footsteps.

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You continue to do fuck-all. 606 starts to get worried at your stasis mode.

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It appears that defeat has reached the shores of a boring author, and you strongly consider doing this tomorrow instead.

>>33370785
Attempt to identify footsteps by their sound.

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>>33371023
(I love you so much right now, whoever you are)
It sounds like a total douchebag, somehow. He's here.

"What do you think you're doing in here?" he says.

You know this man.

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It's your younger brother.
"They call me... Slick," he says.
"Literally no one calls you that," you reply.
Oh my god, he might ruin this whole totally salvageable date.

>>33371065
Do you have permission to be here late at night?

If so, tell him that you were just getting some food from the cafeteria.

>>33371065
It's too dark to see him, punch him, he might be trying to steal your girl. Or your grinders. Or both.

>>33370747
THE SHAREHOLDERS NOTE YOUR TARDINESS

>>33371128
Violence is the only logical answer

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>>33371125
>>33371128
>>33371182
"Touch my grinders and you die."
He starts laughing madly and violently convulses. Where does he get that quirk from?
"You're talking to Slick, big bro. Slick don't care what you threaten. Slick don't flick. Slick don't give a dick if he's catching a chick flick."
Oh my.

>>33371221
He is acting way cooler than us in front of our date. seriously? Rhymes? 3edgy5me, we better incapacitate him before he steals our girl with his smooth words

>>33371221
Headbutt him, then take a smug bite of your grinder.

>>33371221
Kick Slick in the dick.

You got what we came for; so can you leave? By past experience, what are the chances he'll follow you?

>>33371221
Does he intend to interfere, or just to go about his business?

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>>33371243
>>33371248
>>33371253
You are 606, also known as Alena Belyakov. You swear you were looking for information on communist infiltrators only a half-hour ago.

You watch your "date" tackle some dude in the dick. You're getting too tired and hungry for this. If you wanted to, you could escape back to the management room.
>>33371289
Mental yawn. What did we come for again?

>>33371316
Go back to your "date"'s room and look for clues about his communist allegiance.

>>33371316
Get info on the commie spies from his computer.

>>33371316
First time seeing this quest. I figured just sandwiches was enough, not that you'd be meeting your date here too. I hope you put the sandwiches down gently before you went at him, hough

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>>33371381
Welcome! The glasses dude, previous POV character, has been switched to the "date" girl, 606.
>>33371332
You reach the splintered door of management. You are momentarily astounded by how the lock and door handle remained fully intact.
>>33371378
Are you sure? It's sounds potentially scary.

>>33371316
Grab a grinder

>>33371381
He's not our date.

He's our really desperate neighbor whose house we broke into with a fireaxe because we suspected him of being a commie.

>>33371418
Don't let fear get in the way of profit!

>>33371418
Those commies won't capture themselves, get on with it.

>>33371418
Look at the computer for incriminating evidence/blackmail material.

>>33371430
Okay, but he doesn't know that. Does he?

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>>33371461
>>33371465
>>33371473
You thought you'd be weirded out, and you were. But you're more astounded than scared at the amount of porn saved on this computer.

>>33371538
Nope.

He's REALLY desperate.

>>33371539
Download it to a disk and save it for later.

>>33371539
Look for things we can use as either blackmail or evidence.

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>>33371566
First of all, that's weird. Second, you have way hotter stuff than this on your laser-discs.
>>33371586
He left a note as his desktop wallpaper. It says, "hide scrapbook anywhere other than filing cabinet"

>>33371614
Search the filing cabinet. CLASSIC REVERSE-PSYCHOLOGY

>>33371633
^^^^^

>>33371614
Look under filing cabinet.

Also, check what he had as his desktop wallpaper previously. Most likely either more notes, or more weird porn.

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>>33371633
Oh come on, this is getting a bit silly. Who hides their scrapbook in a boring filing cabinet?

Anyways, you found the goodies.

>>33371670
You're not as horny as you thought you'd be, all things considered.

>>33371614
Change his background to a picture of your boobs.

Also, check the file cabinet

>>33371685
Look behind the cat poster. Maybe he has a secret safe with his scrap-book.

>>33371685
Look through it and take pictures with your mini-camera.

>>33371687
That would leave evidence.

>>33371538
Rough character breakdown:

403
>First character, bald
606
>Deaf, mute has a list of spies that we're trying to find
203
>Spy, currently arrested
Stanislav
>Super capitalist Commercissar, can't read
Manager
>Desperate, no social skills
Slick
>Douche

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>>33371729
How the hell do people understand this.
>>33371699
You only make a slight dent in the wall. This carpentry sure is cheap.
You think it'd be a good idea to go back to your room and crack this thing open.

>>33371796
Rush back to the room and LOCK THE DOOR! Who knows what kind of espionage is going on in this joint?

>>33371796
Pick up the fireaxe on the way back to your room.

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>>33371823
You consider the amount of deviants who would just break into other people's rooms to find out information, committing theft.
Scary. You rush back and lock the door. Your child reflexes activate and you also cover yourself in a blanket to ward of ghosts.
>>33371851
It is a nice axe.

>>33371884
Go through the info you took. Look for anything out of place.

Cuddle with your fire axe.

>>33371884
Okay, now quickly flip through it and look for anything that looks important or incriminating. Take pictures of it with your camera phone.

Note that you might give yourself away depending on what the book's resting on. Does your room have distinctive wallpaper or carpeting?

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>>33371931
What's a camera phone? You, for some inane reason, look at your calendar and see the date as 1954. You cuddle your cybernetic axe.
>>33371916
Boy, this is going to be a long read. Ahem...

>>33371983
WOAH hold on. If this is gonna be a long read you should grab a drink first.

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You sip some cybernetic water, courtesy of Universal Water Packaging Co.

"The CCCP Council approves new companies which gain enough influence as legal. This is in the name of "protecting capitalist stability."

A new local East German corporation known as Suino Tech is rising in confidence everytime it demands legal mega-corp status. It's dangerous. Perhaps it seeks to empty Prelestny Fashion's seat before..."

You drift into a dream about giraffes and aliens.

>>33371983
Well, even if society hasn't combined cameras and telephones, you've still got a portable camera, right?

>>33372051
>[x]Have a good dream and don't let it devolve into horrible night-terrors

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You are Slick. Some call you Dick. That's okay, because you know no one can resist your's.

You've been standing here for the past two hours in mental self-gloating. Out of the corner of your eye, you see some smoking chicks.

>>33372137
Pull out a fresh smoke and attract them with your innate alpha pheromones

>>33372137
Attempt to flirt with them and fail at not being a slimy douche.

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>>33372173
Hey mind, what have you done to deserve such a label? You actually do love women. And their tits.

One of the girls goes "ech" and leaves on sight. The other, you know already as well. 629, Kaguya. She's a foreigner from capitalist Japan. Awww yeeeah.

"What's going on, Kaguya... on?" you say.
She ignores you.

>>33372214
Flirt so hard a throbbing vein appears on your forehead. And your dick.

Was 629 on the list?

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>>33372244
>>33372225
List? That's a weird way to say PICK-UP LINE.

"Hey girl, are you Buzz Lightyear? Cause I'm about to star command that ass."
"What." She doesn't say it like it's a question; more of a, final admittance of defeat. "I didn't even know such a combination of words was possible," she says.

>>33372263
Get even slimier.

She'll give in at some point.

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Aw yeah, you got her now. Perhaps more pick-up lines will lead us to the booty.

>>33372263
"I'm full of surprises, omae. What say we catch a drink and talk about em, ehhh?"

Dip your shades in a seductive manner.

>>33372263
Girl are you from Tennessee ? cause i love yo titties

Just had a thought: 606 lives in her office and went there because the work day is over.

Does everyone else live in the office, or?

CONSPIRACY

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>>33372298
You pull down your shades to reveal anther pair of shades.
"Look, Nick -"
"Slick."
"Slick, don't you have a case to prepare for, COMPANY PERSECUTOR?"
Oh yeah. Something about some commie dude they found yesterday. Trial today. She walks away, leaving you to consider your next options.

>>33372295
Girl you ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it

>>33372373
Wonder if there are going to be any hot chicks in the courtroom.

>>33372373
Tell her: "The only thing I plan on prosecutin' is THAT ASS"

>>33372373
Shit, that. Uhhhhhhh well I was thinking we should just highlight the whole "HE'S A RED" thing and run with that.

Also if we could talk to his coworkers and tear apart his office that should help too.

Maybe get some numbers on the way.

>>33372393
Isn't that why you became a persecutor?
>>33372381>>33372400
Looks like your cherry blossom has already left. You remind yourself to save these for later.

Maybe you should head to the detention facility and find out who you're up against. In any case, it's definitely not your best friend, 203. That'd be silly.

>>33372411
Eh, let's go then. We have a job to do I guess.

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>>33372445
FUUUUUUCCCCCK.

>>33372462
203, yo ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it
wait, this isn't how to be a lawyer

>>33372462
Uh, ask him if he's a commie?

>>33372462
Ask him what got him into this mess. Surely it couldn't have been as bad as selling the company's secrets to communists.

>>33372462
Okay, we can spin this. We'll just do an OKAY job of prosecution so he manages to get off with a week's suspension or something.

In return, we get to take out his hot sister.

>>33372503
If they were exchanging money for services, are they really communists?

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>>33372495
"Yes. You already know that."
"But the Slick is out of the game now. The Slick almost got a game over and selected quit instead. The Slick will not be getting Death's lick."
>>33372503
It's worse than you thought. He was giving it way, for free. Like a commie. Like your past. Gross.
>>33372526
This idea crosses through your head.

>>33372551
Alright, we're getting somewhere. What if, and hear me out here, what if he testified against several OTHER Commies (not including you) in return for a nicer sentence? That way you both look like heroes!

>>33372551
Is there anything that's been overlooked in your case files? Something that might break the case, and that you could leave out without looking incompetent? Doubts about the evidence, maybe?

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>>33372572
He refuses to betray his comrades. AND YOU'RE NO LONGER A COMMIE, you assure yourself. You love mad stacks of money and women. You're the Slick.
>>33372602
He tells you that the only evidence they might have against him is a dumb list, with no other proof.
"Are you sure you're not lying to the Slick? I'll chop off your dick, I swear."
"Well... they might also have video footage of me entering the 12th floor manager's office from two days ago."

>>33372632
Did you have any plausible reason for entering the manager's office?

>>33372551
he is commie. He is not a hot smoking chick. Just dump his ass to jail or something. We got the chicks to find. With our dick.

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>>33372674
The Slick doesn't abandon damsels in distress or homeboys. That'd be un-cool.
>>33372643
"Communist infilitration."
"The Slick doesn't think you understand. The Slick is looking for lies."
"You said you'd chop off my-"
"GIVE ME LIES," you shout.
He doesn't come up with anything that makes much sense.

>>33372692
Ask him where the list is so we can burn it.

>>33372632
Give him your trademarked "Slick Punch." It'll put him in a coma, so he won't have to go on trial.

>>33372692
You aren't being monitored, are you?

Well, since people have already seen the evidence, we need to discredit it. Would it be plausible to pass off the video as being altered?

It'd help if we knew what he did in the office, and if it left any traces.

>>33372697
"Before I was thrown out the window, some bald dude was reading it out."
>>33372713
Unconscious bodies can still legally go on trial. It's one of those loophole things.
>>33372729
This suicidal motherfucker is being quiet. Perhaps it's best to go explore yourself.
Where to?

>>33372742
we need advice from someone wise and old. REALLY OLD. And ugly. Ask your brother or something.

>>33372742
Go snooping around floor 12. That was where he was captured by your fellow jet-lawyers.

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>>33372757
>>33372760
You make it to the manager's office. Your brother's. He's not in right now, and neither is the company investigation team.
Jesus Christ, what happened to this door? Well, at least the lock and door handle are still intact.

>>33372742
>"Before I was thrown out the window, some bald dude was reading it out."
Well, the supervisor is illiterate, so he won't actually know what it said. If only one or two people actually saw the list, we could secretly destroy it and let the defense lay doubt that it actually said what he claimed.

>>33372777
Notice the unplugged security camera. Smash it for good measure.

>>33372777
>Jesus Christ, what happened to this door?
His date was a bit... enthusiastic.

>>33372777
It appears that a drawer was opened and something was left on the floor. Are those of any help?

>>33372801
Violence isn't the Slick's way man. That AI has children.
UNPLUGGED CAMERA added to evidence list.
>>33372802
Jesus, did he get laid better than you?
LONELY LOCK added to evidence list.

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You wonder if there's anything left in this room.

>>33372868
There's an open drawer. Is anything missing from it?

How about the poster? Any signs of tampering there?

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>>33372888
Dude, your brother is just a messy and clumsy dude. One time, he broke your leg trying to give you a foot massage.

You walk out the door and find Kaguya.
"Whoa, can't get enough of the Slick? Afraid I'm too busy saving another human being's life to satisfy you with the D, ma'am."
She stares in slight annoyance.
"Why else would you -"
"Slick, I'm the defense attorney for 203. Did you even read the memo?"

>>33372925
The Slick don't read no memos. Memos are uncool.

>>33372925
Really? That's interesting.

There are two routes we can go with this.
One, tell her that we secretly believe that he's innocent and want to share information so she can defend him.
Two, act like a manipulative "evil prosecutor" and make it look like we're hiding evidence that she can find. That way, we can get him off while still making it look like we're doing our job.

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>>33372979
Hmm... which do we go with?

>>33373014
I'm not sure. We'll need to know a bit about what she's like as a person.

Ask her if she knew the suspect before the incident.

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You try a combination of both.
"Alright babe, here's the dealio: 203 is innocent. I'm not sharing the crucial info you need though. Because I'm evil. And doing my job."
"Goodbye Slick." She walks off.

Rats.

>>33373014
I say we tell her the most important information; she's got damn fine tits

>>33373036
Perfect. Good job. Don't forget to compliment her ass.

>>33373036
You're not very good at acting, are you?

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>>33373030
>>33373042
>>33373048
"Girl, hold up!"
"What is it, Slick. One chance."
"You got that fineeeeeee body."
Yeah, she's definitely gone now. And totally into you.
>>33373053
You're a corporate lawyer, not an actor, silly.

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You bump into someone. Whoa, check out Mr. Big. What's he want?

>>33373140
watch it, mick, make room for slick

>>33373140
Act like you're supposed to be here.

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>>33373151
Excellent choice.

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Tune in eventually for Part 5! I can't promise tomorrow for sure, but I'll try again for a 12 o'clock mark. While I feel that this is inferior to part 4, still a solid three hour run. Good night, everyone!

>>33373209
Rockin', thanks for the thread OP.

>>33373232
You dudes keep it fun, so thanks as well. I don't think I'd ever would have worked on a story without leeching off of other people's plot ideas and decisions.

>>33373209
One of my favorite quest, keep up the good work, OP

>>33373209
Fun thread OP! Thanks for running.

What was with that freak out at the start? /tg/ isn't a very fast board, you know. 15 minutes for a reply is pretty good.

>>33373299
Whoa, really? I'm really pretty new to this whole thread running thing. I mean, I've been on 4chan here and there, but you know. I'll try to keep freak outs on the down low.

>>33373340
Not the person who originally complimented, but dude. You're doin' a pretty good job. Digging it so far!