>>33361025
>>Things went fine.
>>Better than fine, actually.

>>33361025
>>His father doesn't approve

>>33361025
>>Things went fine.
>>Better than fine, actually.

>What are the student privacy laws around here? I mean, all these runes...

>>33361025
>>His father doesn't approve.

>>33361025
>>33361025
>>His father doesn't approve

>>33361025
>>Things went fine.

>>33361025
>>Things went fine.

Tallyin'

>>33361025
>>His father doesn't approve

>>33361301
>>33361281
>>33361175
>>33361189

"It went fine, really." you say, tucking into your meal. A deeply earthy taste, but not bad. "Nothing really of note - just calmed him down with some conjecture on runic applications."

Which isn't a lie. "Anyway, did you get the charges lifted?"

"I did. The Headmaster agreed with Ja'al and myself that it was not deliberate." he nods. "He wanted to speak with you. The Headmaster, I mean. Most likely to hear your end of things."

>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked.
>I see. (no further comment)
>I don't see why not.
>Antemus, what might your runes be? I've an idea...

>>33361408
>>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked.
So many projects to do, so little time. Speaking of..

>Antemus, what might your runes be? I've an idea...

>>33361408
>>Antemus, what might your runes be? I've an idea...

>>33361408
>>I don't see why not.
>>Antemus, what might your runes be? I've an idea...

>>33361408
>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked

>>33361408
>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked.

>>33361408
>>Antemus, what might your runes be? I've an idea...

>>33361408
>>I don't see why not.

>>33361408
>>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked.

>>33361408
>>Antemus, what might your runes be? I've an idea...

>>33361408
>>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked

>>33361408
>>Antemus, what might your runes be? I've an idea...

>>33361408
>>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked.

>>33361408
>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked

Tallyin'

>>33361408
>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked
Fuck jial, he a bitch

>>33361541
>>33361565
>>33361591
>>33361611
>>33361631


and they're all roughly 1 minute apart. I wonder why.

>>33361760
We could have gotten more SCIENCE out of his runes.

But noooooooo

That one anon thinks defying the headmaster is the best way to derail the quest.

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>>33361408
>>Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked.
>>Antemus, what might your runes be? I've an idea...
These aren't mutually exclusive, are they? Are you doing both?

Tallyin

>>33361437
>>33361483
>>33361555
>>33361581

>>33361444
>>33361465
>>33361541
>>33361565
>>33361591
>>33361611

Writing.

>>33361621

>>33362004

Wait what? I thought you already started tallyin.

Apparently I counted twice that time...

"Well, that's a shame. I'm all booked."

"..." Antemus looks properly shocked, then raises one brow. "I'll let him know, then." he says, without further questioning. "Just be careful in your experiments." he nods, rising and leaving.

And Tal simply appears next to where Antemus had been sitting - himself first, then his clothes almost right away. A flash of shining, strong scale, then he's wearing his usual outfit.
"I found thing for you." he says. "Don't know what it does..." he says, hushed. "I think we go back to room, take look."

>Now? I was hoping of heading back to the library.
>Now's fine. Maybe you can help me with something else, too?
>Have you spoken with Gi'al?

>>33362134
>>Now's fine. Maybe you can help me with something else, too?
science

>>33362134
>>Now's fine. Maybe you can help me with something else, too?
>>Have you spoken with Gi'al?

>>33362134
>>Now's fine. Maybe you can help me with something else, too?

>>33362134
>Have you spoken with Gi'al?

>>33362134
>>Have you spoken with Gi'al?

>>33362134
>Have you spoken with Gi'al

>>33362134
>Now's fine. Maybe you can help me with something else, too?

>>33362134
>>Now's fine. Maybe you can help me with something else, too?

>>33362134
>>Now's fine. Maybe you can help me with something else, too?

>>33362355
>>33362351
>>33362250
>>33362181
>>33362374
Writing

Fair warning: Consistent samefaggotry will earn you Final Destination voting.

On that note, I'll be back in a bit.

>>33362427
>>33362402
Dude, don't you remember the previous threads?

Final Destination is playing right into their hands, since their proxies grant them 8 votes for whatever the worst thing is, and frankly you don't have enough players to stop that.

You need a different move.

>>33362508
There really is none. His quest is pretty much a massive proxy war for trolls to amuse themselves with

>>33362595
I'm not a troll, I'm just a tasteless faggot.
I just want to abuse magic in the context of a gay dating sim.

>>33362676
Whatever you say, troll

>>33362676
How does voting to openly defy the headmaster pointlessly help that?

>>33362595
I still feel like having to include a justification for your vote would at least slow them down.

>>33362711
I didn't vote for that.

>>33362728
Not really

>>33362595
There's pretty much just one troll who's very dedicated to ruin the quest for the rest of us who aren't bitter about whatever he's bitter about.

>>33362768
Well good, then you're one of us normal posters caught up in the trollstorm.

>>33362810
I think at this point he is just fucking with EGO

>>33362810
>>33362966
>>33362508
The only truly winning move is not playing, and I won't give them that satisfaction.

If it comes to it, I will eventually use my own decision on what trollvotes are, and fuck the people who object.

Now, back to the update, now that I have some "lemonade" and "cider" to help with the heat.

"Now's fine. Maybe you can help me with something else, too?"

The Dra immediately brightens, tail lashing the air as you lead him back to your room. The scrying sigil remains, but you sit heavily on the bed. Tal grins.
"Found thing, dropped by man in white. Was in hurry." he says, showing you an iron canister. Upon opening it, you find soft, yet smooth, spheres inside. They're all the color of Dra dumplings.

"Taste bad. But edible!" he says. "Not for people, though." he points to an explicit warning on the label. "Was very sick for time." he says.

The warning specifies against humanoids eating it.

>Nevermind this. Runes!
>Maybe it's for Bob?
>Set it aside for now, ask about runes.
>Tell Tal about Gi'al.

>>33363251
>>Maybe it's for Bob?
>Tell Tal about Gi'al.
>Nevermind this. Runes!

in this order, please

>>33363251
>>Set it aside for now, ask about runes.

>>33363251
>>Maybe it's for Bob?
Weird. What was guy in white gonna use them for?

>>33363251
>>Set it aside for now, ask about runes.
SCIENCE

>>33363251
"Maybe it's for... Whatever Bob is?"

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>rolled a 1
>found clearing with Bob in it
What could go wrong?

>>33363251
>Tell Tal about Gi'al.

Tallying.

>>33363251
>>Set it aside for now, ask about runes.

Writin

>>33363861
I thought you hated write ins

>>33364217
CARLOS

>>33363488
>>33363337
You set it aside for the moment., standing.

it takes a little while, but you come to explain arrays to Tal, who nods quietly in thought.
"So I was wondering, what runes do you have?"

"Secrets and Scrying." he says with a nod. "Would you like to try Scrying? And on whom?"

You think for a moment.

>Gi'al?
>Ja'al?
>Antemus?
>...Yourself?

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

>scrying on scrying image
I CAN SEE FOREVER

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

>>33364430
>Gi'al?
Get dirt to blackmail him with

>>33364430
>Gi'al?

>>33364520
Uh what.

I think you mean
>Antemus
If you're going for that.

>>33364430
>>Gi'al?

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

>>33364465
this.

recursive scrying.

>>33364430
>Gi'al

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

>>33364430
Gi'al

>>33364520
>>33364548
>>33364572
>>33364594
>>33364625


not very subtle.

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

>>33364430
>Gi'al
>>33364550
We aren't trying to sully Antemus' child

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

>>33364632
your opinion is noted /pol/, thanks for playing

>>33364653
Then why aren't you voting for Ja'al? Gi'al doesn't have a child.

>>33364430
>Gi'al?

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

>>33364430
>...Yourself?

>>33364430
>>...Yourself?

Tallying

>>33364640
I know right?

>>33364520
>>33364548
>>33364572
>>33364594
>>33364625
>>33364653
>>33364680


>>33364708
>>33364696
>>33364690
>>33364656
>>33364642
>>33364610
>>33364595
>>33364579
>>33364473
>>33364465
>>33364461
Writing.

>>33364736
>>33364640
Oh well. At least I won't have to write a masturbation scene now.

>>33364767

"Me."

You grin as Tal draws it, standing back. There's a flash of light as the image holds on your back, and you can see yourself from... The corner of the ceiling? Looking up there, you see a floating rune, spinning in the air, glowing softly.

You turn back to look at the pillar-shaped image, scuffing the corner and letting it pass.

Interesting.

>What of secrets and scrying? Or scrying and secrets?
>Maybe we should fetch someone else?
>Let's spy on someone else.
>Let's go talk to (Character).

>>33364806
>>What of secrets and scrying? Or scrying and secrets?

>>33364806
>>What of secrets and scrying? Or scrying and secrets?

>>33364806
>>What of secrets and scrying? Or scrying and secrets?

>>33364767
> Gi'al was masturbating
Now I feel cheated

>>33364806
Secrets hid things, scrying shows things, my god. What could go wrong.

>>33364806
>Let's spy on someone else.

>>33364908
Admittedly, that could've been interesting.

But it's not worth sacrificing almighty Science, or being a weirdo in front of roommate.

>>33364835
>>33364837
>>33364877
>>33364914
Writing.

>>33364908
EGO is just teasing.

>>33364941
Don't be a little bitch.

>>33365013
You'll have to be a bit more specific than that, anon.

>>33364952
"...Try Secrets on the outside. Scrying on the inside. Myself as a target."

He nods, two circles, concentric. In the pillar that forms, snapping softly with power, another image of yourself appears. Again, you look to where the symbol would float.

It's not there. But by the time you turn around to look back into the image, it's vanished, burnt out.

You rub your chin. "Reverse them."

Tal does so, and...

You feel your head throb, mightily slamming into your skull, a screaming headache that feels sharp and strong. Blood blasts from your head orifices, and you fall to one knee.

You won't be doing that again, ever.

"What... What?"

"I'm not sure." you admit.

>Let's go see (character.)
>Talk to Tal.
>Feed Bob.
>Experiment with Growth.

>>33364908
>implying he would have been masturbating if that had won

>implying EGO will ever write smut for this quest

>>33365063
>>Experiment with Growth.

>>33365063
>>Talk to Tal.
We should explain that we like Gi'al, but are a total slut and would like to put it in his ass too.

>>33365063
>>Feed Bob.
What can go wrong? Thanks for the orbs Tal.

>>33365117
Also that we want Gi'al to get all the bitches

>>33365117
Nah, he needs to be in our ass and use that ogre strength~

>>33365063
Feed Bob

>>33365122
we get The Blob that ate Everyone

>>33365063
>>Experiment with Growth.
On... on what.

On our dick?

On Bob?

Which would go more disastrously?

Maybe stick to inanimate objects.

>>33365175
We can work out the specifics later, but we can clarify that we want to do butt stuff with the dragon boy as well as the bird boy.

>>33365204
You gotta bide your time and up that Social Link before birdboy will be cool with that.

>>33365204
And Bob

>>33365204
Nah, we gotta talk it out with birdshota and see if we can convince him to geylt himself a harem first

Tallying

>>33365063
>>Feed Bob.

>>33365063
What, but...

But scrying-for-secrets with the protagonist as a target shouldn't have anything to do with....

Did that rune combo try to rip into his brain?

>Feed Bob

You look over the spheres you found.

One is pink. One is red. One is green. One is brown.

You rub your chin in thought, looking each over.

The pink one is smooth, slightly warm to the touch, and a little soft. You can see hard bits in the red one, like leftover claws. The green one is rough, and has shell-like coverings sticking out. And the brown one... is utterly average compared to the rest.

Which to use...?

>Pink.
>Red.
>Green.
>Brown.

>>33365572
>>Green.

>>33365572
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

>>33365572
All of them

>>33365572
I don't give a shit.

>>33365572
>>Green.

>>33365572
>Pink.
>>Red.
>>Green.
>>Brown.
Everything goes in his belly

Also, why the hell are we voting on this instead of just glossing over the choice and moving to the interesting shot? Are we going to have to vote for how we sleep too?

>Pink

>>Pink

>>33365572
All the fucking things

Pink.

>>33365705
Shush you, it's science time.

>>33365572
>>Green.

>>33365572
>>Green.

>>33365705
Because EGO is bad at quests.

>>33365791
>>33365789
>>33365730
>>33365707
>>33365705
>>33365691
>>33365590

>Pink
>No, Green
>NO EVERYTHING

THEN WE SHALL COMPROMISE.

Writing.

>>33365818
>COMPROMISE
You're mad, anon.

MAD!

I need to fix 4chan x. This is getting annoying as fuck.

You hold the green and the pink in your hands, and toss them into the enclosure at the same time. Bob snaps them out the air, then...

He starts to bubble. He shifts, slumping to one side as he grows, groaning with bubbling sussurations, shifting and changing.

It was... What?

Tal grasps your hand, pulling you harshly from the room, slamming the door behind you.
"Must get authorities." he says, looking scared as you hear glass breaking. "This bad!"

Something impacts the floor wetly with a smacking sound, like a tumbling body covered in wet towels. Eventually, you can't hold back the trepidation and the suspicion and curiosity. You throw open the door and get inside.

The atrium is broken, burst from the inside. It, and the area around it, is covered in an off-pink goo. There's some on the walls, and on the floor - a trail you follow to the creature kneeling there, in the center of the floor. It...

It's like a boy - you'd guess maybe eleven years old. But his flesh is transparent, soft-looking, pink. His eyes, and the area around them, fade into opaqueness, bright, innocent and vividly red. Its hair - if you can call it that - is a mass of brown, long, narrow spikes that sweep backwards. When it smiles at you, it bares rows of sharklike teeth.

It is devoid of clothing, a bare, boyish form, slim but without genitalia.

It puckers its lips and blows a raspberry at you, then grins again.

>What am I looking at, Tal?
>Bob?
>What happened here?
>What should I do about this?
>Pet the Bob.

>>33366043
>>What am I looking at, Tal?
I figured as much that pink was human.

I assumed the green one would make him a dragonboy.

Not sure about the others. red = birdboy?

Maybe brown turns him back?

>>33366043
>>Bob?

>>33366043
>Bob?
>Pet the Bob.

>>33366043
>Pet the Bob.

>>33366043
>>What am I looking at, Tal?

>>33366043
>Dick the Bob

>>33366043
>>What am I looking at, Tal?

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>>33366043
>When it smiles at you, it bares rows of sharklike teeth.

No. Nooooooo. Gooboys aren't supposed to have teeth!

>Bob?

>>33366193
Seconding, but I guess petting him will have to do

>>33366043
>>What am I looking at, Tal?

>>33366252
>>33366142
>>33366164
>>33366274
>>33366164
>>33366185
COMPROMISE.

Writing.

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>>33366283
Uhoh.

"What... What am I looking at?" you ask, as it approaches the door, crawling. You reach out, and gently touch its head, then its forehead. Your hand doesn't sink in, or burn, or hurt - it feels smooth, soft, like flesh. The creature burbles happily, pushing into the touch, looking up at you as it does so. The spines are hard, and smooth - not like flesh, but like metal or bone. They feel solid.

"...Bob?"

It burbles happily, making a wet, cheerful cry at its name.

Tal touches it and it leans into that touch as well.

"I don't know what is. But it friendly."

>We should probably clean up.
>We need to get this thing somewhere safer than my room.
>We need to get safely away from this thing.
>Stroke the spines carefully.

>>33366361
>>Stroke the spines carefully.
>>We should probably clean up.

>>33366361
>We need to get safely away from this thing.

>>33366361
>>We should probably clean up.
>>We need to get this thing somewhere safer than my room.

>>33366361
>>We need to get safely away from this thing

>>33366361
>>We should probably clean up.

>>33366361
>We need to get safely away from this thing

>>33366361
>>We need to get this thing somewhere safer than my room.

>>33366361
>>We need to get this thing somewhere safer than my room.

>>33366361
>>We need to get safely away from this thing...

>>33366361
>>We need to get this thing somewhere safer than my room.

>>33366361
>>We need to get safely away from this thing.

>>33366361
>>Stroke the spines carefully.

>>33366361
>>We need to get this thing somewhere safer than my room.

Tallyin

>>33366361
Get the fuck away from it

>>33366361
>We need to get safely away from this thing.

>>33366361
>>We need to get this thing somewhere safer than my room.

>>33366361
>>We need to get this thing somewhere safer than my room.

>>33366361
>We need to get safely away from this thing

>>33366361
>We need to get safely away from this thing.

>>33366361
>>We need to get this thing somewhere safer than my room.

>>33366361
>>We need to get safely away from this thing

I really don't get why people are voting the way they are. Can someone explain their reasoning?

>>33366461
>>33366469
>>33366570
>>33366553
>>33366539
Someone is abusing their smartphone

>>33366584
Well, it's apparently friendly. But scary looking.

We probably don't want to just leave it alone in our room, or call the authorities down on it.

So taking it somewhere safe where it's away from people normally seems wise.

>>33366584
Those spikes are like the equivalent of fluffy tail.

>>33366663
lies

>>33366496
>>33366491
>>33366439
>>33366412
>>33366392
"We should probably keep it someplace seperate from us." you say, "But we also need to keep an eye on it. Also, Bob, you're messy."

Bob tilts his head and burbles.

"Can you make him invisible?" you ask Tal, who thinks to himself, then writes something on the creature's forehead.

Bob vanishes.

"Alrighty. Then we need to get him... home." you say with a nod.

Bob raspberries, and follows you. It takes some time, but before he returns to visibility, you get back to the woods, where Bob lays back on the grass, pulling it up and eating it like grapes.

>Pet the spikes.
>Talk to Tal
>Visit Gi'al
>Visit (someone else)
>Research Growth (experiment)

>>33366761
>Pet the spikes.
>Visit Gi'al
tell him about the most recent development and ask for his advice

>>33366761
>Visit Gi'al

>>33366761
>Pet the spikes.

>Visit Gi'al
"WE HAVE A CHILD!"

>>33366761
>>Pet the spikes.

>>33366795
Seconding

>>33366809
It's MC and Tal's child.

>>33366761
>>Pet the spikes.
>>Talk to Tal

>>33365838
What's wrong with it?

>>33367010
Its an excuse for when he loses his trip after voting in here

>>33366761
>Visit Gi'al

>>33366761
>>Visit Gi'al

>>33366786
>>33367097
>>33367080

Writing

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>>33367179
You leave Tal to watch Bob and make your way into the building, relaxing as you knock on Gi'al's door. It opens to a slim young man, with pinched features - you know them to be from the eastern-born humans. He dresses in loose clothing, and slips into a lazy backwards lean.

"You must be Magnus." he says, brown eyes sizing you. "I'm Douglas. Gi'al's roommate. He's, uh, out at the moment."

You try to peer past him, and he slips into the way. "Look, he's not here."

>Really?
>What are you hiding?
>Does he not want to see me?
>So where'd he go, then?

>>33367481
You aren't a very good liar, are you? Ah well, when he finishes what he's doing, mind having him come find me?

>>33367481
>>What are you hiding?

>>33367481
>What are you hiding?

>>33367481
>>Does he not want to see me?
You are so bad at lying.

>>33367481
>>What are you hiding?
>>Does he not want to see me?

>>33367481
>>Does he not want to see me?

>>33367481
>>Really?
>What are you hiding?

>>33367481
>What are you hiding?

>>33367481
>>Does he not want to see me?

>>33367481
>>Does he not want to see me?

>>33367481
>>Does he not want to see me?

>>33367481
What are you hiding?

>>33367481
>>What are you hiding?
>>Does he not want to see me?

>>33367481
>>Does he not want to see me?

Tallying

>Gi'al masturbates while his roommate's right ther

>>33367961
He has begun acquiring he-bitches already

>>33367961
As a result of this post I had to take a moment to remember Gi'al's runes, and now I am wondering if tattooing a force rune on your penis allows for literal murder dickings, or cumming with the force of a thousand suns. I choose to blame you for this.

>>33368021
Cockrunes, for her pleasure

"What in the world are you hiding?" you ask, "Does he not want to see me?"

"No, it's just that... Look, it's complicated. It involves some rune things."

"Rune things."

There's a call from the back.
"I blew up my damn clothes!" he calls. "Leave me alone!"

You raise an eyebrow.
"He's... not in the best of moods." the young man admits.

"Don't inscribe Smiting on yourself!" he calls again. "Everrr!"

"His clothes were quite expensive." he explains. "Just..."

>Maybe I can help?
>You're more comfortable being seen naked by your roomie than me?
>You didn't use proper safety when experimenting?

>>33368198
>>You didn't use proper safety when experimenting?

>>33368198
>>You didn't use proper safety when experimenting?

>>33368198
>>You didn't use proper safety when experimenting?
I hope the irony of this statement makes him so angry he forgets the whole nudity thing.

>>33368249
>runs to door in huff to push roomie out of the way and yell at Magnus

>>33368249
>>33368227
>>33368213
"You didn't use proper safety when experimenting?"

"Magnus I swear to Law I will *break you* if you-"

His roommate gently pushes you away from the door then closes that.
"I would greatly appreciate it if you didn't rile the young man I am forced to live with." he says gently. "That aside, he'll come see you when he's ready. Care to say what about?"

"It's a sensitive matter."

"...Ah." he nods. "I understand." he nods. "If you need me, my runes are Lightning, and Wind." he grins, resting hands behind his head. His gloves, you notice, each have a different rune on them. "If you'd like to pass the time, we can maybe spar a bit? Or perhaps I can help with the sensitive thing?"

>Spar.
>Bring him into the circle
>The brewing only
>Bob only
>Wait for Gi'al

>>33368566
>>Wait for Gi'al

>>33368566
>>Spar.

>>33368566
>>Spar.
Well.

Why not.

Magnus is a meaty street kid.

>>33368566
Wait for birdy

>>33368566
>>Spar.

>>33368566
>Wait for Gi'al

>>33368566
spar

tallying

>>33368566
>>Spar.
For a minute there I forgot that 'help wih the sensitive thing' wasn't him offering a blowjob or something.

>>33368804
>>33368786
>>33368645
>>33368637

>>33368587
>>33368771
>>33368794

Writing.

Don't know if anyone's noticed, but somebody archived this thread as 'gay butts quest' over at suptg.

"I can go for a spar."

He leads you to the ring, standing there with a grin. He removes his gloves, crouching down.
"My runes you know already. My magic is Mass." he says, leaning back. "We're going till forfeiture." he continues, "Magic allowed, bracers in place to prevent fatalities. Do you agree to these conditions?"

You nod.
Bracers will allow you to fight most effectively, and none of your skills are fatal, either.


>Let's begin with getting in close.
>Let's keep away and watch.
>Let's use our magic of Light. (How? Amped?)
>Let's use our runes. (How?)


>COMBAT

>Combat does not work as it did in Bloodline Protector.
>There is only one instance where dicerolls are required, which will be explained shortly.
>You have ten minutes to post a suggestion.
>Every suggestion not only votes for an action, but lends it Power.
>This power maxes out depending on the character's skill with the ability.

>Writeins are allowed during combat, but those that are aimed at sex, or are out of character/goal WILL BE IGNORED. This is your first, and only, warning.
>Keep in mind that questions in parenthesis must be answered as well, when using prompts.

>When using Magic (not runes) you may choose to Amplify. You roll to use this ability, and the DC lowers with Power. You will roll once votes are tallied.

>>33369231
>>Let's keep away and watch.

>>33369231
>>Let's keep away and watch.
Hmm.

So bracers will prevent damage from burns with an Amplified Light Ray?

>>33369330
That way lies going full spaghettilord.

You NEVER go full spaghettilord.

>>33369330
For the last fucking time, this is not a smut quest, has never been a smut quest, and will never be one, unless I feel it within the grace of my heart that it will be.

I have no fucking idea where you people got this goddamn idea, but it was never the case. Romance can occur, and will, but never have I said "Yeah, I'll write smut for this!"

So you, and others like you, who think I ever advertised or said this would be about sex, can go fuck yourselves.

This is the last time I will comment on this. I don't know how I can be more clear.

>>33369330
Are you sure you're not thinking of, like, Reclaiming Might Quest?

>>33369389
pls find the grace within your heart to write about men taking each other to pound town

>harem game in which you can't have sex

Am I in hell

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>>33369435
We're all cranky here.

>>33369440
He didn't say that, necessarily.

>>33369389
Stop freaking out like a little bitch, geez.

>>33369389
Time to troll vote, then

>>33369428
not gonna happen. Tell you what, you can make your own thread where you bang your boyfriend(>>33369499
) here.

>>33369499
>implying that wasn't already happening

>>33369494
There's a difference between "not a smut quest" and "sex never happens". It just sounds like you won't get smutty prose when and if it happens.

Besides, if we're good, and the trolls stop, maybe he'll throw us a bone anyway.

>>33369527
>implying I have the confidence to start my own thread

>>33369527
>(>>33369499
>) here.
Lies. That's me

>>33369389
Hey Avalon, you should make a pastebin with a recap and notes on who has what runes. Especially the runes thing, I can't remember Gi'al's or Tal's..

>>33369530
>implying that wasn't already happening
Not from me

>>33369571
Eh? He was calling No. 33369499 anon's boyfriend, not saying he himself was No. 33369499. He was saying "your boyfriend here", not "me here".

SO HOW ABOUT THAT SPARRING.

>>33369231
>>Let's begin with getting in close.
Later we can try blinding him with an Amplified Orb of Light, once we're in the thick of things.

>>33369602
Why are you shipping anons? Not like avalon will write smut about them

>>33369342
>>33369279
POWER: 2

You slip back away from Douglas, watching him with care. Observation is important and always has benefitted you, even short term. Douglas seems to be the sort to watch and learn, just like you... But he relies most on his sight. You grin - almost everyone relies on a single sense, it is our sharpest.

You take deep breaths, watching him - And there it is.

He leaps high. And higher. Your neck cranes as he leaps at least twenty feet up, magic swirling about him like a fog.

>Now's our chance! Hit him with Light. (Amplify? Orb/Beam?)
>Get away, use Runes! (Which? Where?) (Growth, Decay, Sickness?)
>A solid punch to the ribs on the way down should do it.
>Go for a grapple!

>>33369707
> give up

>>33369707
>>A solid punch to the ribs on the way down should do it.

>>33369707
Fondle his coin purse

>>33369707
>>33369707
>>Now's our chance! Hit him with Light. (Amplify? Orb/Beam?)
Amlify Ray of Light. Make him flinch from the heat at least.

>>33369707
>Go for a grapple
Hopefully this will lead to smut

>>33369707
>Growth on self, catch him in your big, strong arms

>>33369707
>>A solid punch to the ribs on the way down should do it.
What could go wrong?

>>33369707
Just try the ribs.

>>33369815
Seconding

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>>33369899
Dammit guys.

>>33369848
Delicious. Do it

>>33369848
This

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>>33369848

I am now taking a long term sabbatical from this quest.

I see no point in continuing to run when roughly half my audience seeks to only ruin me. I no longer enjoy running this on any level, not even drunk.

I gave you many, many chances.

I let you walk all over me, in the vain hopes that perhaps you would improve, see something other to do in this than to shit on me.

But if you want to break your own toys, feel free.

I'll be telling Patience to cease her work tonight, which I was preparing as a reward for good behavior.

Congratulations. Not even drunk can I tolerate you people.

>>33369774
This. This is not a bad suggestion. This is serious. Please ignore all who ignore the GM's wishes. +1 to this. If I missed another good suggestion, then I am sorry.

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>>33369969

One less Quest Thread.

>>33369969
Sorry the trolls got to you.

It's really not the majority. It seems like two people.

>>33369969
Gtfo.

>>33369848
Fuck you douchebag. Stop, you douche. The GM will never listen to you, and is not doing the quest anymore. So fuck off, if you want that, go to the smut threads and request it. A quest thread is not your personal fap toy. Once again, fuck you.

>>33369969
I can see him dropping the mic and walking away in my mind's eye.

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>>33369736
>>33369769
>>33369791
>>33369815
>>33369848
>>33369861 >>33369876 >>33369899 >>33369925 >>33369938 >>33369953 >>33369959

You fuckers just had to ruin the quest for the rest of us didn't you.

>>33369969
Okay, dude, listen.
Don't come back. Ever. You're not cut out to run quests longer than 5 threads, but you can't help taking everything way too seriously and stretching fun ideas out with idiotic, unnecessary PLOT and DRAMA and STUPID BULLSHIT.
Just stop running quests. Go write a novel or something.

>>33370037

I more see him standing on his soapbox, shouting in futility at a world that universally is only ever egged on by people getting assblasted.

>>33370053
FUCK YOU! YOU DOUCHE! You are a vile piece of humanity's worst aspects. Fuck off, I hope you never come back. For if you did, you would ruin the world with your taint.

>>33369969
Thank fuck I managed to preserve bird boy's purity

>>33370068
>You're not cut out to run quests longer than 5 threads, but you can't help taking everything way too seriously and stretching fun ideas out with idiotic, unnecessary PLOT and DRAMA and STUPID BULLSHIT.

>PLOT
>DRAMA
Where? There was no plot here. The only Drama was when we broke our own ribs.

>>33370068
No, you bastard, this can still work.

He just has to lay low long enough to let the BPQ bitter trolls to forget about this.

>>33369969
Oh, it is not a victory for them, it is just a part of their descent into hell and fire.

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>>33370088

>>33369969
Can we still suck off Gi'al?

>>33370138
There wasn't even a hyperfocus on accelerating plot or snap-turn drama, which EGO has been accused of in the past. In a literal sense, this quest has been devoid of his most common failings until now.

>>33370132
That was the smutfic that Patience was writing for this quest. Gi'al blowjob.

Now that possibility's lost forever. Thanks obama

>>33370132
You suck of Gi'al.

"Oh, that's real good!" He says.

Then he comes on your face.

"Wear that for tonight, b*tch," he commands.

Knowing your position as his worthless stupid little fuckslave, you agree to.

>>33370157
The suggestion that killed the quest was already being written.

Fucking

Beautiful.

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>>33369969

>Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.

Pic related, it's Avalon Professor.

>>33370114
Now I'm trolling it on principle

>>33369969
Oh, don't be so melodramatic. You left a bunch of romantic plot threads everywhere and now you want to act surprised when people want to follow them?

You're the fucking QM, get creative. You could have made it so that you have to spend XP or some shit to have a sex scene - then your players actually make suggestions that are productive.

>>33370187
>You left a bunch of romantic plot threads everywhere and now you want to act surprised when people want to follow them?

...I'm sorry, what?

No, seriously, what? What part of "Walk out of an agreed match to have random ass sex with someone we haven't even had a date with" is romantic?

What is wrong with you people?

>>33370166
Best End. Can we fuck Law and the prince to death too?

>>33370166
Please don't give them the satisfaction, please. And please don't go on a long sabbatical, please a short one. Those other's are idiots, and I liked the idea of this quest. Idiots will be idiots, and filth will be filth, but decency can be lost, as can greatness.

>>33370209
You can't even read tripcodes.

Wow.

>>33370209

>He doesn't look at Tripcodes

laughingblowjobbirds.gif

>>33370180
>Don't do shit you don't enjoy = super edgy cumlord

...what?

>>33370182
You try to reach your own cock with your mouth, but you fail, and it makes you feel bad about yourself.

"What are you doing, fuck slut?" Gi'al says, angry. You curl up into a ball. "Did I give you permission to come?!"

"N-no, master, sorry," you say.

"So why are you trying to?"

"Because I'm a dumb worthless whore who can't be trusted think for himself."

"That's right. No coming for a week, for that offense."

>>33370195
"I have to find the bitches!"

The voice of the headmaster spoke. "No, Magnus, you are the bitches"

And then Magnus was a cocksleeve.

>>33370207
I was referring to the earlier threads. People started making nonsensical suggestions once the QM got visibly angry. Like, that is literally the worst thing you can do if you don't want people trolling your thread.

>>33370224
I didn't bother looking, but thank you for informing me.
*Facepalm of Shame*
>>33370239
I was angry, I happen to like good quests, I hate idiots. I live where it is currently 89 degrees in my house, I am tired, I hate idiots. That is all.

>Name: Magnus Roland

>Magical Specialty: Light/Energies.

>Runes: Sickness And Decay

>Known Applications Of Runes:

-Weapon (Sword):
Sickness causes the blade to cause instant, acute naseua in those it strikes.
Decay causes wounds to attract bacteria and infect much more quickly and sharply.

-Clothing:
Sickness insulates the wearer from diseases and infection.
Decay prevents the clothing from suffering minor damages, like fraying or small tears.

-Scroll:
Sickness causes widespread naseau in an area, crippling opponents and allies alike.
Decay causes a category of equipment to suffer rapid aging, dismantling or damaging it.

>Known Applications of Magic:

-Orb of Light: Generates a light in the palm of one's hand. Can be used to blind opponents if Amplified.

-Ray of Light: Casts light onto an area. Can be focused into a brief blast of heat if Amplified.

>Amplify Spell: You may roll when casting a spell instead of simply performing it. If you roll 1-5 and no higher in three rolls, the spell backfires instead.

RIP

>>33370282
*actions*

just stop posting, for your own good.

>>33370282
So did you only just come into this quest now?

That seems a bad idea.

>>33370287
You start to jerk off, but your master discovers you partway through. He positively glows with rage, then sets you on fire. You die. Bad end.

>>33370286
>Hi, I don't know how tripcodes work!

>>33370282

>*Facepalm of Shame*

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving. To think I would have hidden it if not for mousing over the delicious spoilertext meltdown.

Damn, this is conflicting.

On one hand, EGO went through shit he really didn't deserve, even if I didn't like his quest that much other people did, and this is really uncool.

On the other hand, that retard travisplo looks really buttblasted, which is hilarious.


I'm not sure if this is a net win or a net loss.

>>33370320
I wasn't trying to.

>>33370360
He killed you so hard your soul died. Double RIP

>>33370360
You mean Coyo. Raev only likes lesbians

>>33370353
>On one hand, EGO went through shit he really didn't deserve, even if I didn't like his quest that much other people did, and this is really uncool.
In total agreement. It's fucking shameful.

>>33370353
He deserves everything he got

>>33370443
How.

How does he deserve it?

Give me an answer that does not include a previous quest.

>>33370353
Net loss. The schadenfreude isn't worth it.

>>33370443
Show me on the board where the QM touched you.

>>33370453
>inb4 "hurr he deserves it for being him"

>>33370453

Tripfag Quest Thread Writer Gets Analdevestated, Takes Toys and Throws Tantrum.

That's how.

>>33370453
For baiting and switching us

>>33370501
That never happened.

>>33370498
>he deserves it because he got mad about it after it happened
Time paradox reasoning? Really?

>>33370501
He never said this would be a smut thread. That's an assumption that you made.