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McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
Capitalist Quest Part 3 07/12/14(Sat)00:14:37 No.33348823

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Capitalist Quest Part 3 McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)00:14:37 No.33348823

Capitalist Quest Part 3

Continued from: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33322168/

Let's see if my internet won't go out again, eh?

Your name is still Alena Belyakov, also known as 606. Not too long ago, you were beating employee 203 with your shoe. You then watched him get thrown out the window and picked up by corporate lawyers. No doubt that he's in a prison. You feel like you're close to leveling up - shit, I mean promotion.
Commercissar Stanislav patted 405's bald head. "The shininess of your scalp no doubt exmplefies your devotion to the company and to capitalism. Great work, 405," he says. At least, as well as you can lip-read.
"And my tie, sir," replied 405, beaming with pride.
"Huh?"
"Never mind, commercissar."
Stanislav rubbed his not-bald head. "The rest of the commies on this list will have to go. Now, as we still have the element of surprise, I say that -"
Static echoed throughout the entire Prelestny Fashion building. "Attention, employees. Shift B, over. Thank you, and have a nice day," crackled the intercom.
Stanislav dropped the list into your hands without hesitation. A couple seconds of three-way staring. "What? It's time to go home."
You're not sure about this turn of events. The IDs left on the list are:
> Doubtfully switch to a depressed and boring 405
> Stay as Alena Belyakov, self-claimed ace peusdo-attorney

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:16:03 No.33348851

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:16:03 No.33348851

>>33348823
>> Stay as Alena Belyakov, self-claimed ace peusdo-attorney

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)00:17:43 No.33348883

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>>33348851
You firmly stay as the ruthless psychopath. Commercissar Stanislav is starting to leave the room, along with 405. Those lazy bastards.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:19:57 No.33348925

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:19:57 No.33348925

>>33348883
Go for 999.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)00:21:58 No.33348965

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)00:21:58 No.33348965

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>>33348925
Everybody's going home, silly. You don't know what hole anyone crawls into at night.

Loneliness sucks.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:23:10 No.33348986

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:23:10 No.33348986

Skip to the next day. There's no time to waste.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)00:24:53 No.33349022

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>>33348986
You remember that you have a home. You think that it might be a better idea to wait at home than in a giant corporate building possibly full of scary things.
... where do you live, again? All this excitement has blocked out all rational thought. It doesn't help that New Moscow is a confusing cityscape to memorize.
> The amazing CAPITALIST glitz and glamour of the upper class
> One entire level underground, in the crowded but comfy middle-class
> Level 2, the battered slums, which serve as an reminder of a failed COMMIE revolt
> Your office

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:27:03 No.33349063

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:27:03 No.33349063

Your office. Only the weak sleep.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:27:44 No.33349079

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:27:44 No.33349079

>>33349022
>One entire level underground, in the crowded but comfy middle-class

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)00:30:09 No.33349116

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)00:30:09 No.33349116

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>>33349063
At least you had the time to decorate it. It's cozy, and the pop-out bed is really soft. Plus, you got all these swaggin' posters of obscure movies and video games.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:32:14 No.33349151

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:32:14 No.33349151

>>33349116
Scope out the rest of the office. Maybe some of the spies on the list sleep in their offices, as well.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)00:35:24 No.33349219

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>>33349151
You take out two water glasses and create a wonderful pair of binoculars. Nothing seems out of the ordinary in the room.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:37:55 No.33349264

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:37:55 No.33349264

Go on the hunt for spies, on the rest of the floor.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)00:42:19 No.33349358

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)00:42:19 No.33349358

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>>33349264
You a room directly next to yours, labeled "607".

To your left is the rest of the hallway, barely lit.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:45:19 No.33349410

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:45:19 No.33349410

>>33349358
Start making noise. Maybe it will bring the spies to you.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)00:48:40 No.33349479

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)00:48:40 No.33349479

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>>33349410
You think you hear the building's security mainframe humming to life. Are you sure you should continue this banging?

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:51:04 No.33349524

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:51:04 No.33349524

>>33349479
Start screaming. The more noise the better

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:51:59 No.33349547

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:51:59 No.33349547

>>33349479
God, no. ~~Oh, wait, there is no God in CAPITALIST NEW RUSSIA.~~

Masturbate furiously to our recent successes. And because of our horrible, horrible loneliness.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)00:53:32 No.33349569

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)00:53:32 No.33349569

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>>33349547
The hallway is hardly an appropriate place for this.
>>33349524
You can tell you activated security by the red alarms.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:55:13 No.33349595

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:55:13 No.33349595

>>33349569
>The hallway
I thought we were in our room? Well, balls. Let's head back inside and wait for the alarms to go down.

Then let's ~~sneak up to the management's office.~~

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)00:55:50 No.33349611

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)00:55:50 No.33349611

>>33349569
Fake unconsciousness. Perhaps something can be gained from this.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)00:58:18 No.33349653

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)00:58:18 No.33349653

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>>33349611
>>33349595
You fake being dead and deadly crawled back to your room. Back to square one.

What are you going to do in management?

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:00:43 No.33349684

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:00:43 No.33349684

>>33349653
Check the financial records. Look for things that don't make sense.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:01:37 No.33349699

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:01:37 No.33349699

>>33349653
Find the location of the spies, and dig up diet on your non-spy coworkers.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:01:41 No.33349700

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:01:41 No.33349700

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>>33349653
Set that shit on fire.

They took our stapler.

Alternatively, look over the sales figures. Try and figure out why sales have dropped!

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:01:42 No.33349701

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:01:42 No.33349701

>>33349653
Wait, fuck, don't we need dinner? We should get food and get drunk somewhere.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)01:03:37 No.33349735

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)01:03:37 No.33349735

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>>33349699
You despise diet soda.
>>33349701
And officially hunt spies tomorrow with an hangover?
>>33349684
>>33349700
You're a lot more cunning than you expected to be at this time of night.

Unfortunately, this doesn't unlock the door. But there must be a way in...

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:05:37 No.33349767

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:05:37 No.33349767

>>33349735
Headbutt your way to answers.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:06:32 No.33349781

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:06:32 No.33349781

>>33349701
We live in office: we got unlimited supply to stale pastries and cheap instant coffee. We will live.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:06:39 No.33349783

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:06:39 No.33349783

>>33349735
Take a fire axe and break in. You already set off a security alarm, so what more harm could it be?

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:07:52 No.33349801

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:07:52 No.33349801

>>33349735
Peek through lock. Then, proceed go through windows

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:08:03 No.33349806

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>>33349735
Try the air vents.

Here's hoping we don't meet pic related.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)01:10:55 No.33349857

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)01:10:55 No.33349857

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>>33349801
It's a weird trifecta bullshit lock. It's too small to see through.
>>33349806
You are now scared shitless.
>>33349767
>>33349783
You headbutt the door. This is followed by smashing it down with a fire axe.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)01:14:12 No.33349910

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)01:14:12 No.33349910

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Oh. Hi there.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:15:15 No.33349936

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:15:15 No.33349936

Hit that fucker in the face with the fire axe

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:15:31 No.33349938

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:15:31 No.33349938

>>33349910
Murder him, then LIGHT UP THE NIGHT!

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:15:58 No.33349948

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:15:58 No.33349948

>>33349910
Ax him a few questions about communism.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:15:59 No.33349949

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:15:59 No.33349949

>>33349910
606: put ax near door, and silently move out. Then leave a note "sorry. We thought there a commie inside"

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:16:10 No.33349951

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:16:10 No.33349951

>>33349910
Ask him what he's doing this late at night.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:16:19 No.33349954

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:16:19 No.33349954

>>33349857
smash his face in with the axe

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:16:43 No.33349965

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:16:43 No.33349965

>>33349910
Is he wearing sunglasses indoors? What a douche.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)01:21:41 No.33350049

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>>33349949
You put the axe down. You write a sorry note, as you're deaf and mute. While you considered asking questions, an apology seems most appropriate.
>>33349965
You ponder this as he starts to write something back.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:22:52 No.33350072

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:22:52 No.33350072

>>33350049
Grab his computer and run back to your office.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:22:57 No.33350073

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:22:57 No.33350073

>>33350049
Punch him in the throat while he's busy writing and then smash his head into the desk repeatedly

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)01:26:05 No.33350124

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)01:26:05 No.33350124

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>>33350073
>>33350072
You consider these wildly violent solutions as he hands you back the paper.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:28:55 No.33350166

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:28:55 No.33350166

>>33350124
Well. Uh.

"Sure, let's go with that."

Proceed with the date.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:29:16 No.33350175

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:29:16 No.33350175

>>33350124
write back to him "no you limpdicked gaping asshole smegma covered 40 year old virgin neckbeard"

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:29:42 No.33350181

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:29:42 No.33350181

>>33350124
Well, you aren't getting any younger. Why not?

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:30:09 No.33350195

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:30:09 No.33350195

>>33350124
Nod yes. While his guard is down, ask to use the computer.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:30:19 No.33350197

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:30:19 No.33350197

>>33350175
No! Don't you understand? He's management! We can fuck our way to the top!

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:32:14 No.33350237

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:32:14 No.33350237

>>33350197
shiiet you're right I retract my choice lets go get the D

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)01:34:14 No.33350273

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>>33350166
>>33350181
>>33350197
You nod yes and wordlessly sit down.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:35:26 No.33350295

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:35:26 No.33350295

>>33350273
give him a seductive look

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:36:09 No.33350308

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:36:09 No.33350308

>>33350273
Is he blushing?

We should tell him that we're a deafmute.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:37:03 No.33350321

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:37:03 No.33350321

>>33350273
I'm not sure this is a good idea. If he's expecting a date, she's probably headed here now.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:38:30 No.33350339

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:38:30 No.33350339

>>33350273
Take off his douchey sunglasses.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:39:51 No.33350356

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:39:51 No.33350356

>>33350273
Stare him blankly in the eyes. Show no emotion

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)01:42:12 No.33350386

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)01:42:12 No.33350386

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>>33350295
You are now local manager of floor 12. Your date has come a lot sooner than expected. A week, in fact.
She's kind of got that plain cute kind of cute. Oh Christ, what do you say? Your mother will be so disappointed if you screw up another first date with a woman.
She's making a face at you. You're not sure what it exactly means. How do you feel about this?

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:44:18 No.33350419

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:44:18 No.33350419

>>33350386
Intensely, uncomfortably aroused.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:44:30 No.33350424

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:44:30 No.33350424

>>33350386
Aroused.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:44:45 No.33350431

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:44:45 No.33350431

>>33350386
Aroused

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:45:04 No.33350438

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:45:04 No.33350438

>>33350386
Take as much time as you need to compose yourself. Maybe she won't notice.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:46:01 No.33350456

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:46:01 No.33350456

>>33350386
Extreme and very intense arousal.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:47:04 No.33350469

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:47:04 No.33350469

>>33350419
>>33350424
>>33350431
>>33350456
Boner-to-end-all-boners-mind

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:47:29 No.33350479

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:47:29 No.33350479

>>33350386
Like she's trying to appear sexy and failing awkwardly.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)01:47:47 No.33350485

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>>33350419
>>33350424
>>33350431
>>33350456
>>33350469
You haven't been on a date in years. You now remember why you avoided them.

Your mom better be proud of you for giving you another chance. How do you make this a successful date and make this woman happy? Food? Drink? Internet videos?

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:49:16 No.33350508

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:49:16 No.33350508

>>33350485
Let's put on that great new show we heard about yesterday.

What was it called again?

Oh, yeah.

>ASS BANDITS

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:50:28 No.33350534

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:50:28 No.33350534

>>33350485
Funny cat videos will for sure make a successful date.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:51:05 No.33350547

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:51:05 No.33350547

>>33350485
show her two girls one cup

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:51:35 No.33350555

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:51:35 No.33350555

>>33350485
Try and seduce her with a sexy dance.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:53:15 No.33350584

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:53:15 No.33350584

>>33350485
>>33350555
do a sexy dance while helicoptering your Penor

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)01:55:11 No.33350611

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)01:55:11 No.33350611

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All of these suggestions are exactly how you got your last restraining orders.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:56:48 No.33350637

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:56:48 No.33350637

>>33350611
Fine. Let's break out the Vodka.

If we're going to make an ass of ourself, we're going to do it while we're all drunk, damn it.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:57:17 No.33350642

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:57:17 No.33350642

>>33350611
Quick, do something! You have to grab her attention before she leaves.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)01:58:40 No.33350675

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)01:58:40 No.33350675

>>33350611
Uh, have dinner like it's a normal date. And get her drunk.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:00:57 No.33350713

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:00:57 No.33350713

>>33350611
Lets go take her out on a normal date with a surprise at the end of course

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)02:01:22 No.33350726

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>>33350637
>>33350675
Guess who's out of alcohol?

You do, however, have the key to the kitchen and alcoholic vending machines. Perhaps some vodka awaits there.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:02:26 No.33350748

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:02:26 No.33350748

>>33350726
Cooly suggest that you both head out for some refreshments, your treat!

Women dig confidence and free comestibles!

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:03:20 No.33350771

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:03:20 No.33350771

>>33350726
Jesus, no wonder we're such a fuck up love-wise.

Okay, let's start with a nice, normal dinner then.

Let's move to the kitchen, and closer to the alcohol.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:04:56 No.33350801

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:04:56 No.33350801

>>33350726
Well shit time to see if she'll go out for a dinner and glass of wine or two

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)02:10:10 No.33350886

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>>33350801
>>33350771
>>33350748
You tell her that you should both head to the kitchen and get some old grinders and wine, your treat!

As you turn around, expecting to see her following you, she just stares at you. She's the one that looks more puzzled than you at this refusal to follow.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:11:21 No.33350903

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:11:21 No.33350903

>>33350886
Continue to forget that she's deaf and get super nervous.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:12:29 No.33350921

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:12:29 No.33350921

>>33350886
Goddamn it. We already forgot she's deaf. Write her a note and bring a notepad and pen with you or something. DANG IT

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:12:33 No.33350922

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:12:33 No.33350922

>>33350886
smack your forehead because you remembered that she was deaf and write the questions down for her because it's been a while since you got your lame ass laid

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:12:56 No.33350932

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:12:56 No.33350932

>>33350886
If she wrote a note instead of speaking, she might not be able to hear you.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:13:05 No.33350935

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:13:05 No.33350935

>>33350886
Think on why she hasn't spoken at all, and wrote on that notepad.

THINK HARD.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)02:18:10 No.33351028

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>>33350935
>>33350932
You grab your head in eureka and violently convulse from such an obvious deduction.
>>33350921
You use this idea and walk together to the elevator after she writes "OK, just please don't do that again."

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:19:12 No.33351046

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:19:12 No.33351046

>>33351028
Get the alcohol.

All the alcohol.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:21:02 No.33351066

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:21:02 No.33351066

>>33351046
>>33351028
But before you do that make sure you clear your computer history, after all you don't want anyone to see what was on it should this night go south

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)02:23:08 No.33351092

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)02:23:08 No.33351092

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>>33351066
Fuck, the elevator doors just closed.
>>33351046
This elevator ride is taking a lot longer than you remember. Like, enough time to make some moves.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:24:22 No.33351111

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:24:22 No.33351111

>>33351092
Awkwardly shuffle closer until she feels uncomfortable.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:25:13 No.33351126

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:25:13 No.33351126

>>33351092
TELL HER HER HAIR IS NICE

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)02:27:51 No.33351171

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)02:27:51 No.33351171

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>>33351111

>>33351126
You wonder how exactly to write this out. It needs to be charming, and sensitive, and beautiful.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:29:14 No.33351193

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:29:14 No.33351193

>>33351171
Write it in comic sans.

Girls love comic sans, right?

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:29:45 No.33351200

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:29:45 No.33351200

>>33351171
"YOUR HAIR IS NICE"

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:31:31 No.33351225

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:31:31 No.33351225

>>33351171
Draw a sexy portrait of her. She'll love it.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:32:15 No.33351235

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:32:15 No.33351235

>>33351171
YOUR EARLOBES ARE WELL FORMED

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)02:38:38 No.33351305

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)02:38:38 No.33351305

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>>33351193
>>33351200
>>33351225
>>33351235
YOU DO ALL OF THESE THINGS.

And watch what happens next, next time on Capitalist Quest Part 4! Available sometime, eventually. Ideally around 12am EDT tomorrow, when I'm butt-tired from work.

Stay beautiful, you lovely people.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:39:43 No.33351316

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:39:43 No.33351316

/tg/ is terrible at dating advice.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:42:49 No.33351352

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:42:49 No.33351352

>>33351305
Damn, see you tomorrow OP. Thanks for the thread.

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)02:43:49 No.33351369

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)02:43:49 No.33351369

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If anyone ever wants to relive this hell: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33348823/

>>33351352
I also intensely love and are aroused by you too.

Anonymous
07/12/14(Sat)02:46:45 No.33351403

Anonymous 07/12/14(Sat)02:46:45 No.33351403

>>33351305
What happened to your brush settings?

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6
07/12/14(Sat)02:49:08 No.33351431

McLinskey !7zgau1Gqc6 07/12/14(Sat)02:49:08 No.33351431

>>33351403
Not bothering to change brush size and switching to pen happened.