"You got 'em?" You shout at Sayaka over your shoulder, over the hungry roar of Schpeltiger's engines. A blinding flash of crimson electricity makes you wince - your Equerry having drawn Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie from its brutal sheath, her grip enough to quicken the red blade with killing lightning. Perched behind Wendy, her cape billowing out behind her, Sayaka offers you a smirk, and a nod."I got 'em.""Then take 'em!"Even before the reply leaves your lips, your Equerry had already kicked off of Schpeltiger's back seat, with enough force that the massive machine actually bucks a bit in her wake. You hear Wendy curse, at the same time that you catch Sayaka charging into the fray, into the scattered group of pale-faced Magical Girls gripping their weapons with sweating hands. "My name is Miki Sayaka," You hear her snarl as she lands on both feet. "Eversor. Equerry of the Ninth Officio Assassinorum." Another crackle of crimson electricity, and she points the sword at the heart of their ragged formation. "PREPARE TO FUCKING DEFEND YOURSELVES!"You almost feel sorry for them, you think as you twist in your seat, facing forward again, to brace yourself just before Schpeltiger barrels through the pitiful barricade they've put up.Almost.
>>33332251The barricade all but explodes apart, as everything does when a two-ton wheeled monstrosity with rockets strapped on crashes through it. Bits of splintered metal, wood and barbed wire clatter and spit at your Shield, you having raised it in an attempt to protect yourself and Wendy from the debris. She murmurs something that sounds like thanks into your ear, but you've no time to answer it as she guns the throttle - powering Schpeltiger through the rest of the barricade and deep into the warehouse district itself....Maybe you should look into getting a bike for yourself, you wonder as Wendy manhandles the massive armored bike into a series of turns, each one pressing your harder against her with every tilting swerve. Certainly not as comfortable as the backseat car rides you're used to, but...well, it definitely has a certain style to it. Maybe something like Mami's Hayabusa? ...No, she already has that, and you don't want to just copy other people. Maybe a Harley, or--An explosion from somewhere inside the district itself, one loud enough to eclipse Schpeltiger's snarling, jars you out of your line of thought - and you swallow hard and dry as you see a tower of smoke and flame start to rise from where Misaka's warehouse should be. No. No. Shit, no--You make to yell at Wendy, panic rising in your chest, to tell her to get this scrapheap masquerading as an ICBM going faster, faster than it could go, before it's too late, before Misaka dies in witchflame like Haruka predicted----but you didn't have to. Another curse tearing its way from her gritted teeth, she flexes her double-handed grip on Schpeltiger's handlebars and HAULS - forcing the machine to smash right through a warehouse's iron-sheet wall and clear the other side. [1/2]
SAVE THE LOLI
>>33332269You hold up the Shield again as all manner of debris fly past you, thrown up into momentum's mercy by the bike's unstoppable, inexorable bull-charge fueled by rocket fuel. And Wendy repeats this again - and again - and again, smashing the both of you through three warehouses full of merchandise as she takes the fastest and most direct route to your objective.The fourth and final warehouse has a ramp, and you briefly wonder if your ex from the States is crazy enough to take it full-speed.She is. She does.And at the eighth time that the two-wheeled monstrosity from America crashes through sheet iron, it does so while taking flight - the wide, fang-tracked wheels spinning madly, trying to chew air as it sails forward. You'd have cheered - maybe even yelled a curse or two at the sheer ridiculousness of it all - but you were too busy taking in what Oriko's flunkies have done to Misaka.The warehouse is indeed aflame. Intact, but aflame.Outside, you see what appears to be a melee - one that, by the looks of the pulped magical girl corpses littering the floor - has been going on for a while. Tiny Pete, the armored giant that Misaka had extracted from your Shield and made operational, is locked in combat against what looks like two golems made out of dripping, burning lava, each one nearly as tall as he is.There was apparently a third, its remains joining the flesh-and-blood ones as cold, brittle coal. The giant had made short work of it with its hammer, but with the giant weapon now also melted to uselessness, he seems to be doing the best he can with his own fists. [2/3]
>>33332278Even now you can spot that his gauntlets are slowly being melted with each strike he metes out, as well as each attack he parries from the lava golems. Four Magical Girls - those who seem to have survived their initial encounter with Tiny Pete - are also harrassing the Terminator with gunfire and blasts of caustic white light.Now, in the split-second before Schpeltiger lands, you have to decide.What do you do?Help Tiny Pete.Misaka first. You have to get to Misaka first.
>>33332285>[X]Help Tiny Pete.HIGH IMPACT ORDNANCE VIOLENCE(Send Wendy to secure Misaka)
>>33332285[x]Help Tiny Pete.I'm guessing Misaka would be in the most secure location, which I imagine is Tiny Pete himself.
>>33332285>[x]Help Tiny Pete.RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33332285Help tiny peteMisaka's probably in there
>>33332285Help tiny pete help us.Send Wendy to check in on Misaka
It's that magical time of the day!>[x] Help Tiny Pete! Our loli will be inside
>>33332285>[x]Help Tiny PeteHe'll know where misaka is. Better than rampaging through the building looking for her.
>>33332299Good point.[X]Help Tiny Pete.
>>33332285>[X]Help Tiny Pete.Time to teach some cunts how to die.
>[x] Help Tiny PeteShe's probably inside.
>>33332285[x]Misaka firstWe can probably figure out where Misaka is faster ourselves than we can in getting anywhere with Tiny Pete and his adoring fans over there.
>>33332285>[X]Help Tiny Pete.Sorry for double post, will delete ASAP.
>>33332285>[X]Help Tiny Pete.>[X]Get Wendy searching for Misaka.
You know, I wonder what would happen if we used that password thingie the phone gave us that was strongly implied to refer to Tiny Pete.This one:[Armor needs customization first. Inner dimensions made for transhuman build. Have competent tech make necessary adjustments. The password for suit activation, once modifications are complete, is MALLEUS.] Maybe that would give Tiny Pete a boost in strength or something?
Okay, would like to add to my post, use password MALLEUS on Pete.
>>33332477Supporting this as well.
>>33332454>>33332477If Misaka finished modifying it specifically for herself, itll save her. If she didnt or modified it to fit chiaki itll kill her.
>>33332454>>33332477>>33332486I normally sit back and laugh when people jump on ideas that have no logical basis, but let's simmer down on literally making shit up.
>>33332285[x]Misaka first. You have to get to Misaka first.
>>33332502Err, that was what the phone-app gave us when we used the password "BUENO" at the start of the quest. Considering the connection between Tiny Pete and the term Malleus, it obviously refers to him. So this is not actually making shit up.Ofcourse I have absolutely no fucking idea what would actually happen (if anything). Maybe it would help. Or Maybe Tiny Pete would suddenly start summoning chaos gods from WH40K.
>>33332502Voting was over around six minutes ago, but I'm leaving for a meeting and NECO doesn't seem to be around. I guess it's gonna be like the old days, when the time limit was unstated and Decu just started writing once the limit was crossed. Anyways, I have to get going now. Have fun, everyone. See you in three hours.
>>33332454Isn't this just an on-off command? We probably shouldn't play around with this when he's already obviously on, and in combat.
>>33332477I would caution against using the code while it's being piloted by our little loli could get her killed...or worse. We know what happens when you put a human soul in a chaos engine.
>>33332522Can't go wrong with chaos gods.
>>33332523So, what's the time limit on voting usually anyways?
>>33332522I know it's not a made up phone message, but randomly assuming that it's magically going to be beneficial at this point is kind of a reach.
>>33332523>MalleusWe could have someone else regulate it.
>>3333253315 minutes since the last post.
>>33332285[x]Help Tiny PeteWe would be at an extreme disadvantage fighting the red culexus if she's the one behind this attack. better to bring some kind of backup that doesn't rely on magic.
>>33332531Tiny Pete activates and corrupts our Loli. The hatch opens and Find her changes into cultist-chan.
>>33332526I don't think so. Pretty sure there was a Q&A a while back where someone asked Misaka (in other words, Deculture) about the Malleus password, and she had no idea about it. So its not just an on-off switch.Presumably it does something unique. But again, not sure if this is the proper time to test something when we have no idea what it would actually do. I guess if the message is from Mamal it probably won't do anything too horrible?
>>33332537We can because misaka modified it. The password is only for modification. The problem is that we have no idea what misaka did to pete, and if its safe to activate in combat and/or with misaka in it
>>33332537Well I would presume its helpfull in some way since directly or indirectly, we got that password from Malal.However I do tend to agree that we should check out if Misaka is inside Tiny Pete before we start experimenting with this, given that we have no idea whatsoever what it would do to her in that case.If Misaka is inside and Tiny Pete is running on auto-pilot however, then it might well help.
>>33332563*activation, not modification
>>33332542I guess I could make a post about that. Won't have pretty pictures though.
>>33332576Inside the building that is, not inside Tiny Pete.
>>33332285>Help Tiny Pete.don't leave enemies behind you is rule 1.
Guys, Sayaka sent Misaka that blade tiger thing remember?I hope she repaired it in time.
>>33332581Most of the banners are over at the MGNQ wiki.
>>33332685I suppose I should remember to include the link to the actual page, huh?http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>33332700But I want to use my stickman banner.
>>33332679Blade tiger will probably help in the counterattack, if we need to split up with wendy.At least, i dont think misaka is capable of riding atop a robotic wolf.
>>33332713...you just did.Can't use the same image more than once per thread, IIRC. (there's a reason I used the Sayaka parody one).
>>33332727Knowing her she would have attached something even more deadly to it, and made copies.
>>33332727>i dont think misaka is capable of riding atop a robotic wolf.I'd be more surprised if she wasn't, to be honest.
What do you guys think is the best ship name for Chiaki x Midori? ChiaMido?
>>33332901Ehh, what? I would understand if it was WendyChiaki, but WendyMidori doesn't seem feasible.
>>33332920Give it time, nya.
>>33332920>Anon doesn't into Wendori.Point and laugh!
Thinking on it further, aren't we putting a lot of weight into thinking that Misaka is inside Tiny Pete, instead of the burning warehouse?I mean, if the assassins know that Misaka isn't in the warehouse, but in Tiny Pete, why would they waste time in setting the warehouse on fire?
>>33332953I think the fire may be a side effect of the whole lava golem thing.
Calling now, Decu will ruin 33333333 get.
>>33332953Either way, Pete is the best way to find her in a burning warehouse thanks to the teleport transponder, so we'll need to get the mooks off him so he can find her.
>>33332948Anon? I use nick, unlike you.And unless my memory completely fails me, this is the first time Burgerbutt and Green!Spy met.
>>33332938There you are, cat. You took a nap and that's why you weren't able to do the voting banners?
Just in time for a running thread.Have a chainsword.
>>33332992>I use nickIt's possible anon has his anonymiser on.In any case, having a nick isn't something to be proud of.>>33332994In fairness, Decu did start more or less on time today.Which means he was effectively early.
>>33332992Just because it's the first time they met and Midori seriously stuck her foot in it doesn't mean we haven't been thinking about it, nyahaha~>>33332994I was punching space dicks in space, nya.
>>33333016Neco.Hat has meeting. You must post vote-ending banners.
>>33333016Did you at least manage to punch out Kyuubey?
>>33333006I like it.
>>33333033pic related>>33333035Why would I do that? Coobie did nothing wrong, nya.
>>33333047>Hitler did nothing wrongWhere are we, /b/?
>>33333016I once again underestimated the sheer power of imagination the shippers possess, i apologise.
>>33333047He's still a dick. An alien space dick, for that matter.
>>33333080...Saved.>>33333085Aren't you supposed to be in a meetinghat pls go and stay go>>33333086Damn, that's irrefutable logic...>>33333063Nothing to apologize for. It's the best pairing, though.
>>33333086Murderface x Coobey ship of the year, every year.
>>33333119>picIt could be worse, so much worse.
>>33333122only in the evil villain stroking a white cat sense.
>>33333139If by worse you mean arousing, then yes indeed, so much worse.
>>33333122The only ship Kyuubey deserves to be on is a sinking one.>>33333119Please, NECO. Everyone knows that the best pairing is Rea x Misaka.
>>33333151A match made in heaven. The most powerful Meguka with the most powerful incubator. The stars are right and has been preordained since the beginning of time. Coobey will finally give into his insanity and find true love. Murderface gets drunk and fucks the space cat. Everyone Wins!
>>33333189it is well known the Homu is all about the pussy.
>>33333189There's also porn of it. Very hot porn.
>>33333179>Rea x Misaka
>>33333209Keep teasing with that and i will post some...
>>33333189>the most powerful incubatorBut you said Kyubey, not The First...
>>33333229I think you bitches mean Eightball
>>33333228You can't do that! Just give us a link.
>>33333229>implying The First is not ALSO Kyuubey.
>>33333243>EightballThe pimpcubator? Most SWAG for sure, most powerful... not quite.
>>33333229The Kyubey running the 9th is a clone, why do you think he's so nice?
>>33333248>implying all spacecats aren't Kyuubey clones with a different paintjobdickbutt
>>33332292 >>33332299 >>33332320 >>33332438The Schpeltiger lands with a hard, kidney-jarring crunch - and it's only the stench of freshly-exposed viscera hitting your nostrils tells you that Wendy had, in fact, landed the bike on one of the four Magical Girls keeping Tiny Pete from the burning warehouse itself. The rest immediately rain their gunfire and magical blasts at your direction - but Wendy wheels the bike around in a vicious turn, smearing the corpse underneath it and presenting its broad, armored side to the oncoming volley of projectiles. She forces you to duck, pushing your head down with one elbow as she guns the throttle to dodge a clump of seething, burning lava thrown by one of the lava golems. It splatters thickly against a iron-sheet warehouse wall, the lava immediately eating right through and setting the innards on fire."ANY IDEAS?" Wendy all but screams you, her voice gravelly and low, obviously unaccustomed to yelling."GET INSIDE THE WAREHOUSE!" You shout back. "FIND MISAKA!" It's here that you worm out of her grip - and she's stunned long enough to skid Schpeltiger into a screeching halt, long enough for you to hop off, your Golden Desert Eagle in hand. You break into a run towards Tiny Pete - holding your Shield up against your face and wincing as you hear the scarred metal take further abuse by blocking gunfire. "I'll deal with these fuckers myself!"Wendy blinks at you, before shaking her head and hunkering down behind Schpeltiger's handlebars. "...Whatever. Don't get yourself killed!" And it's with a snarl of engines that Schpeltiger charges into the fray again - very nearly running over another Magical Girl had she not thrown herself out of the way, and out of the reach of Wendy's flashing kitchen knife. Another roar, followed by a thunderous crash of metal giving way, and your ex successfully enters the burning warehouse where your arms dealer should hopefully still be alive inside of.[1/2]
>>33333229Once Coobey knows the whiskey and cgi laden breath of is one, true love Chakai he will ascend to godhood and it will be nothing but Kong bottles, catnip and Dr.Manhattan style hand-holding
>>33333256>why do you think he's so nice?Because he's getting played by Mumi.
>>33333243Eightball a shit.
>>33333271A part of you wonders if you should trust Wendy with Misaka, but...well, she was eager enough to help you here. She was also amicable enough, despite everything, to agree to what you've planned with Oriko. And she hasn't turned the meeting into a fucking bloody ambush, so that's good too.Yeah. Maybe you should trust Wendy. For now, at least.Cursing with every running step you make in these fucking heels - each impact jolting painfully up your knees - you manage to finally scramble behind the Terminator's large, spiked bulk, just before he rocks back from a lava-encrusted punch across his tusked, helmed face. The smell of engine oil and gunpowder isn't quite enough to overpower the acrid scent of molten metal from him, along with the sharp tang of burnt copper wiring - but even in this state, you know that the towering machine will not stop fighting until he's all but rendered to his component pieces, or destroyed utterly.Ducking momentarily out of the large, walking cover you've provided yourself, you return fire at Oriko's flunkies with the Desert Golden Eagle, taking your time to aim in the split-seconds between their own shots. Your first shot sends one of them flying back in a flailing, broken ragdoll, her entire skull and part of her breastbone disintegrating into pink mist and bone splinters. The second catches another one as she and her mates make to run for cover as well - first hollowing out a kneecap, and then taking the rest of her leg with it. Reducing her to a screaming, shrieking one-legged invalid.Heh. Just like target practice.[2/3]
Kneecaps...kneecaps never change
>>33333288"SERGE--T M--ATSUDA," Tiny Pete suddenly intones through the vox-speakers of his helm, static damage ripping the words apart into near-indecipherability just as he speaks them. "THE CAP--AIN IS. INSIDE. THE WAREHOUSE. TRAPPED." He blocks another oncoming punch from one of the golems - the heat so immense that you feel your own sweat immediately vaporizing in its searing presence - and sends it sprawling with a brutal one from his partially-melted fist, the fingers already fused together. "PLEASE. MAKE HASTE. RESCUE HER. MORE. WILL. COME."How do you react?Tell him you've got it handled, activate the Golden Bracers to assist him with the Lava Golems.Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.
>>33333300And they never will.
Homura did nothing wrong.
>>33333302>[x]Tell him you've got it handled, activate the Golden Bracers to assist him with the Lava Golems.FOR OUR SISTER!!!!!
>>33333302>Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.Godspeed Tiny Pete
>>33333274Because it's a version of Kyubey from after he had a Homucifer-attitude adjustment.He may not understand everything about being a human now, but he understands fear, and he understands hope.
>>33333302[x]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.We already helped even the odds by taking out 3 MG's. Give him one of the MiG's so that he can use it like a club against the golems, and get inside.
>>33333302[x] Break AwayTime to bail. We can teleport TP when we're free
>>33333302Have Pete help Wendy, we'll handle the lava things.
>>33333311Homura did nothing wrong.But Chiaki Matsuda did everything wrong.
>>33333302[X] try the command
>>33333278This is canon.
is anyone up for using MALLEUS or timestop?
>>33333302>[X]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.He can also be repaired. Lolis can't.
Hm... does going in count as a death-flag for Pete?Also, MALLEUS
>>33333326>>33333302>>[x]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.We already helped even the odds by taking out 3 MG's. Give him one of the MiG's so that he can use it like a club against the golems, and get inside.
>>33333326[x]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.Seconding this.
>>33333302>[X]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.>[X]Use the code.
>>33333348We're at a dock. Get creative.
>>33333348With Yuu. Gun Fingers can basically produce solid wall of projectiles.
[x]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.Tell pete: MALLEUS
>>33333302[X]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.It pains me to leave him like he is but we took care of the MG assailants so he should be able to hold a little longer.were his modifications complete?would MALLEUS work now?
>>33333356We're bound to have something in the shield Pete can use.
>>33333302>[X]Tell him you've got it handled, activate the Golden Bracers to assist him with the Lava Golems.YOU ARE LAVATHAT MEANS YOU HAVE MOLTEN GUTSRIP AND SPLASH YOUR GUTS
>>33333302>[x]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.Priorities.
>>33333302[x]Tell him you've got it handled, activate the Golden Bracers to assist him with the Lava Golems.
>>33333376>would MALLEUS work now?not unless we're planning to use him as actual armor, I'm betting.We'd need to be inside.
>>33333302>[x]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.Its a risk, but Pete is in pretty bad shape. I say we MALLEUS it up as we go.
>gotta be in a burning warehouse>we have a fireproof giant robot to ride inMALLEUS time!
>>33333302Tell him you've got it handled, activate the Golden Bracers to assist him with the Lava Golems.If there were hostiles inside I think he would inform us, Wendy should be able to handle it
>>33333302>[X]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.>[X]Use MALLEUS
>>33333302Tell him you've got it handled, activate the Golden Bracers to assist him with the Lava Golems.
>>33333302[X]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.[X]Use MALLEUSMeh, I suppose it cant do any harm.
MALLEUS doesn't activate some new weapon systems, it transfers control of the armor from the Tiny Pete AI to whoever is wearing the armor.Using MALLEUS now would fuck us up.
>>33333395>we have a fireproof giant robot to ride inwell, he's not exactly fireproof.But the fucker has sensor packages.
>>33333392>Lava golems>lava melts outer casing shut>If we don't die from the heat we're stuck in an unresponsive metal cageMALLEUS better be worth the risk.
>>33333302Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.Use malleus, or whatever, then haul ass into that warehouse.
>>33333393I'll keep my vote, but forget about Malleus. Just gotta trust Pete.
>>33333302>Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.
>>33333425How u know what MALLEUS does
What the heck does Malleus do? Did Chiaki never try it before in controlled situation?
>>33333454[X] Throw him something from the shield on our way past.Dude's in pretty rough shape, but a decent weapon should be enough to give him a fighting chance.
>>33333302>[x]Tell him you've got it handled, activate the Golden Bracers to assist him with the Lava Golems.lets hope ogre arms are heat resistant. Wendy is faster than us what with riding a rocket bike and all.
>>33333302>[x]Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.He can be repaired. Regrettable.
>>33333458>Armor needs customization first. Inner dimensions made for transhuman build. Have competent tech make necessary adjustments. The password for suit activation, once modifications are complete, is MALLEUSThe password for suit activation after modifications so that a normal human can wear it, instead of its current fitting for a transhuman build.It's only for activating the suit after it's been modified so a human can wear it, not for activating any new weapons or abilities.It says so right in the journal entry.
>>33333472I suggest a carrier size fire extinguisher.
>>33333485Ok. Cancelling my malleus then.>>33333424Could we try to ask Braids to summon a rocket launcher or somesuch from the shield? One of her abilities was to control what we can summon from the shield afterall? Or maybe something that Tiny Pete could use as a melee weapon? Surely we have something in there?
>>33333302>Break away from Tiny Pete, follow Wendy inside the burning warehouse. The giant can take care of himself.>Don't activate MALLEUS, you fucking reading-challenged idiots.
>>33333463The password activates the Terminator Armor in piloted mode, meaning that it takes control away from the AI that's currently using it.And no, we never used it because Misaka never finished making the adjustments for that Chiaki could wear it.
>>33333516We should have that done after the current disaster. Its probably going to be important eventually if it was a journal entry.
Okay, why the FUCK did people think that using MALLEUS was a good idea? Because the one anon thought it meant a power boost when the entry clearly says to use it to activate the suit after it's been modified to be wearable by a normal human?There were people saying it's a stupid idea, and that's not how it works. and yet anons kept on piling on to it.
>>33333532Did Malleus win then?Hopefully it does nothing since no one is in the suit.
>>33333433Changing mine to no malleus then, as I had no goddamn clue what it did.
>>33333564'Break away to help Wendy' won with MALLEUS in second, but the retractions of MALLEUS votes have been noted and accounted for.
>>33333527You're assuming Pete will survive this debacle.
>>33333613Well i certainly hope so.
>>33333613Do we have the teleport beacon?We could summon Pete inside once we have found Misaka, and then just escape (put Pete into our shield). That would hopefully prevent total destruction.
>>33333666presumably not or he could have got us here in a flash.LIkewise, his teleport beacon brings him back to the warehouse, it doesn't drop him right on Misaka, for obvious reasons.All he can really do for us is point us at her.
Pretty sure this was a death flag for Pete. I don't know though. Maybe Misaka can rebuild him. But not if he's melted down to slag.
Are we going to address that there are lava deamons spewing fire around willy billy at a HUGE EXPLOSIVE WEAPONS DEPOT!?
>>33333692what do you think we're doing right now?
>>33333692the plan is get Misaka out before the entire building goes kaboom.
>>33333585What about the 'pull out a MiG so that Tiny Pete can throw its missiles and use the airframe as a club'?
>>33333689We had a beacon at one point that summoned Pete to Chiaki. Do we still have that.What I am suggesting is that we leave him to delay the golems. Then once we find Misaka, we summon Pete TO US (away from golems to Chiaki). Then put him in the shield and just flee the whole place on the bike.That way, if he starts losing, he will get teleported away before he is totally destroyed, leaving open the option of repair.
>>33333733Yeah that was a weird thing that only one person voted forYou people and your MiGs man
>>33333733Aircraft are designed to be as light as possible. the Metal Pipe would make a terrible club.
>>33333778As resident Catgirl do you condone Space Cat/ Human relations or are you indeed prejudiced against Murderface's burning passion for the Ninth?
>>33333733Missiles are armed and primed electronically, they don't just explode when you throw them.
>>33333733>Tiny Pete can throw its missilesWe need to get him some mininuke footballs.
>>33333777>We had a beacon at one point that summoned Pete to Chiaki. Do we still have that.I think MIsaka took it back for some reason, but I genuinely can't remember for sure.Last I remember we gave it to Sayaka
>>33333819He's like a marshmallow right, nyaDo you justDo you just cram him up thereIs that how this worksNot even I think that's hot nya
>>33333831No, but missiles have fuel and an explosive warhead that will still explode if exposed to extreme heat.Extreme heat such as that being put out by a golem of lava.
>>33333733>aluminum frame as a suitable club material>Laughingengineers.jpg
>>33333833Sounds like a plan.
Then Big Momma Bear Kharn comes along
>>33333844No of course not silly! You get a bunch of his replacements and they all get up in there!
>>33333862Funny thing, it doesn't matter how heavy the airframe is if you apply enough thrust.The MiG-25 was mostly welded steel.
>>33333862There would probably have been somekind of melee weapon for Tiny Pete in our shields. Heck, since we got Tiny Pete from our shield in the first place, maybe something that would even be designed for him.And as was pointed out above, Braids has the ability to choose what comes out of the shield, so we would not be at the mercy of a random number generator.Had we thought of it earlier, we could probably have summoned somekind of bludgeoning weapon from the shield for Pete. Too late now.
>>33333844Well. He DOES cram something up there.Remember that he has essentially infinite mass and can change his shape, if he wants. How? SPESS MAGICK!
>>33333884Kharn is hausfrau modo now
>>33333853They're specifically designed to NOT do that. Insensitive Explosives is a whole field of chemistry.
>>33333915>hausfrauBig Momma Bear Kharn must save Sister-In-Law!
>>33333901I goddamn hate you anon
>>33333901>My body is ready Murderface>Be gentle nya~
>>33333947I have a certain dislike for you too, Wendy.
>>33333915Never underestimate power of housewife.
>>33333947Are you jelly that Koobs will never love you tenderly?
>>33333986Neko's just jelly that Chakai-Sama has the hots for a different cat.
>>33334001>tfw you will never be gingerly caressed by an insane space cat and his prehensile and fluffy soft ears Such is life in the officio Nya~~ </3
>>33334042All parts of his can be prehensile.
>>33334042>>33334071this thread is weird nya
>>33333938Kharn the seocnd when?
>>33334078>This thread is hot.Fixed it for you.
>>33334081Probably sometime after the impending apocalypse.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30076854/
>>33334078Shhh... It's okay. Everyone longs for Coobey's "contract" every once in a while. Don't worry we can even hold hands about it if you want.
>>33334185>>33334203Now this is shitposting.
>>33334223Shut ye mouth Anakin you worst Jedi.
>>33334081Doesn't she have twin Kharnlings?
>>33334223Don't forget, this is still 4chan, not to mention it's summer.
>>33334134Your too late Madokami too late.;_;
>>33333326 >>33333353 >>33333356 >>33333357You glance towards the ragged hole that Wendy's charge on Schpeltiger had carved right through the warehouse gates, and then back at Tiny Pete - the blackened, lava-scorched giant still looking like a giant armored demon out of hell even with nearly most of his bronze elblems and plating nearly melted away. Christ, you want to help him get rid of these molten lava bastards, but...you've never heard the Terminator ask for help like this. Almost in the same way that a parent pleads for their child to be rescued first before them."SAVE HER!" Tiny Pete bellows, whirling to point one melting gauntlet-encased finger towards the warehouse, just as one of the lava golems takes hold of his other arm - and rips it off of his shoulder, the oversized pauldron attached to it dropping to the ground in a heavy, cement-cracking thud. The Terminator roars in pain, before slamming his helmed face into the Golem's own. It rocks back on its heels, stunned, before being sent sprawling to the ground once more - courtesy of the Terminator wrenching his severed arm from its grasp and clubbing the golem with it....Fuck. Right. Okay. You've gotten most of the Magical Girls out of the way anyway, and if you know how Sayaka is, she'd be on her way right this moment. She'll help him out."STAY ALIVE, PETE!" You roar, just as you yourself charge into the flames, shielding your face and eyes with both arms.Inside, the burning warehouse is...well, it's strangely cold, and strangely not all that burning. You can see the flames licking from the gaps on the walls, but it seems like Misaka has done something to the inner walls to make it fire-retardant, or something. Probably so that if anything like this happens, the place doesn't immediately go up like a fucking bomb because of all the munitions and explosives stored within.Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. [1/2]
>>33334203*grabs soulgem*BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
>>33334239I remain convinced they're the pilots in Cherno Alpha.Kharn: the Daughtering did something stupid to get herself near-dead, so they had to stick her brain in a circus bear called Boris.
>>33334266You spot Schpeltiger by the side, its engines left to run idle, ready to leave at the first opportunity. Its rider nowhere to be seen in the dimly-lit, dark warehouse.Fuck. You keep forgetting just how big this place is. You know Misaka's living quarters is somewhere at the back, beyond the many rows of gun racks and explosive storage canisters. Yeah, she should be there, right? With luck, Wendy's already snatched her up from there and heading towards your direction, towards the exit, or something.Still, you have to make sure. You make to run forward, gun held at the ready - before just barely managing to dodge a glove-clad fist punching from the shadows, aiming to break your jaw right off your face."HOW?" You hear a rage-filled voice screech from the darkness, twisted into near-incomprehensibility by a vox speaker. "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. NOT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE."Another punch, and this time it slips past your guard, crunching solidly right into your gut. You feel the hot, painful rush of bile surging up your throat - but you choke it down, gritting your teeth as you flip your grip on your gun and smash it into the side of your attacker's face. It connects, making you grin with the sound of solid metal shattering solid plexiglass....Plexiglass. A helmet. That means--Your assailant pushes you back roughly, spitting curses at you - and you barely manage to regain your balance before you start shooting with the Desert Eagle. She dodges the first, ducks under the second, before holding up a scarlet-gloved hand as you make to discharge the third.--Culexus. It's the red FUCKING Culexus. The one in the video that set all those Magical Girls on fire after blowing their soul gems out.[2/3]
>>33334266>Yeah, that makes sense.of course that makes sense that stock would be stored that way.Of course, Misaka's workrooms... probably not as safe, what with her own extensive collection of firearms near at hand.
>>33334283"Do you think that's wise, Matsuda?" Her vox-speaker makes her words sound like they're being sneered. They probably are. "Discharging firearms inside a weapons depot?"How do you react?Where's Wendy? Where's Misaka? Why THE FUCK are you doing this?Shut up. I am going to kill you, and I'm going to send your guts back to your fucking Prophet right after ripping them out with my own hands. (Activate Gauntlets)
>>33334283Preemptive vote.UNLOAD CLIP INTO VISOR
>>33334283>"HOW?"Bitch, we are chaos incarnate.
Where's Wendy? Where's Misaka? Why THE FUCK are you doing this?Shut up. I am going to kill you, and I'm going to send your guts back to your fucking Prophet right after ripping them out with my own hands. (Activate Gauntlets)
>>33334304[x]Time Stop, kill her, get Misaka, regroup.
>>33334304>[x]otherJust keep killing her. No words, just murder.
>>33334304[x]Shut up. I am going to kill you, and I'm going to send your guts back to your fucking Prophet right after ripping them out with my own hands. (Activate Gauntlets)
>>33334304[X]Shut up. I am going to kill you, and I'm going to send your guts back to your fucking Prophet right after ripping them out with my own hands. (Activate Gauntlets)
>>33334304>[x] "Sure." Fire.
>>33334304[x] Rack Shield, Draw MasamuneThat should goad her into hasty actions
>>33334304>Shut up. I am going to kill you, and I'm going to send your guts back to your fucking Prophet right after ripping them out with my own hands. (Activate Gauntlets)
>>33334304>[x]Activate Gauntlets, don't say a word.
>>33334304>[X]Silent murder no need for bravado.
>>33334304>[x] Use your last timestop, get Pinky a snack of her Soul Gem and make up with our resident Eldritch Abomination already.
>>33334304>[x]Shut up. I am going to kill you, and I'm going to send your guts back to your fucking Prophet right after ripping them out with my own hands. (Activate Gauntlets)
>>33334304[x]Activate gauntlets but without taunting.
>>33334332I'd keep that a secret. If Oriko/Ahriman learns that we have gained control of the sword, she might prepare against.
>>33334304[x]Shut up. I am going to kill you, and I'm going to send your guts back to your fucking Prophet right after ripping them out with my own hands. (Activate Gauntlets)We can get information from her after we break her arms, legs, a few of her lower ribs, and we have her in a Silent Room.
>>33334304[X]No talking, (Activate Gauntlets)
>>33334304>[X]All of the above.
>>33334283[x] Keep firing. Your arms dealer knows how to properly store munitions.
>>33334308correction UNLOAD CLIP INTO KNEECAPS
>>33334304>[X] Shoot her in the knees.
>activating gauntlets>gauntlets with fucking finger cannons>in a burning weapons depotDo we not have the sword? Swording the bitch's head off seems like a good idea - especially since we believe this one is under Ahriman more than Oriko. Time to earn your keep, kure.
>>33334332Too soon for Masamune. we have a fairly shaky alliance: She's for Oriko only.[X] The place seems to be pretty well shielded against conventional small bore firearms.Classic Deagle mode? Well applied it should still be enough to take down a meguca.
>>33334283[x]No talky but activate gauntlets. I agree we should let our fists do the talking here.
>>33334304[x] Continue shooting.Modern explosives, despite Hollywood's insistence otherwise, will not explode even when set on fire.C4 can be shot and set on fire, and used to cook an MRE, and it won't explode.
>>33334304>[x]Where's Wendy? Where's Misaka? Why THE FUCK are you doing this?
>>33334383>Giant Gauntlets>Not punchingU wot?
>>33334304>[x] Ignore her.Seriously, discharging firearms in a weapons depot may not be the smartest thing to do, but the vast majority of the stuff in here really isn't going to explode or really do anything except get damaged if hit by bullets - and the stuff that might react in a volatile manner is far more likely to be set off by the fire anyway.
>>33334383Just because we have finger cannons doesn't mean we have to use them. We can just punch a bitch.
>>33334396We KNOW why she's doing this. Because Oriko wants the killer of Kirika dead.What we don't know is who this bitch is, or why she's working with Oriko.I'm beginning to get some suspicions, though. If Sayaka shows up, this could get messy.
>>33334304>[X] Shooter her.That's not how this stuff works.
>>33334246It's never too late for true love, anon.
>>33334304[x]Shoot her until she is dead. Inert rounds that don't contain tracers or other explosives don't set things off.
>>33334429We saw her during the mirror session with Haruka and Yuma, she's part of the former 3rd whom did not want to join the 9th.She's doing these things to try and torment us.
>replies about how our firearms won't set anything offWhat about fuel?
>>33334304[x]SHH NO WORDS ONLY PUNCHING NOW
>>33334304>[X]Ignore her.The kind of stuff Misaka has wont blow up from a bullet.
>>33334432What is love?
>>33334467Did we explicitly hear that she was former 3rd? We know most of them are, but we aren't sure if she specifically is.
>>33334474Why would it make fuel explode? I wasn't aware a mixture of copper and lead combined with gasoline equals spontaneous combustion.
>>33334474Even then it won't ignite unless we load or gun with tracer or incendiary rounds it's really not a problem.
>>33334479>a bullet.well, not a conventional firearm.I wouldn't bet against the golden deagle's ability to blow shit up, though.
>>33334480Baby don't contract...don't contract...no more
>>33334304OPERATION: SHOOT AND SHOOT AND SHOOT THE HELL OUT OF HER start!
>>33334491>>33334497All it takes is a spark if it goes through metal.
>>33334509But it's said the differences between a normal gun a golden one is just that it is more accurate and is a bit more powerful.
>>33334520Gooby pls, that's not how it works.
>>33334509Girl in red could be the only thing keeping the place from blowing up.letting the fire grow selectively until we are arrive just at the last second to watch the loli BBQ for maximum despair.
>>33334520It's still unlikely in the extreme a bullet is only copper and lead.
TG, the question is not whether firing a bullet in a warehouse full of exploses causes an explosion or not. The question is, does Decu think that a bullet fired in a warehouse full of explosives causes an explosion?
>>33334517SHOOT FOR THE CAPS
>>33334565Hopefully Decu will listen to the knowledge of his players, because that's really not how guns or explosives actually work.
>>33334535>>33334520>>33334546Yeah! I mean, what could go wrong?
>>33334585Exactly, these kinds of things are specifically designed so that they only explode when intended barring the most extreme of circumstances. Following that Chiaki would definitely know this.
>>33334304[x]Other[x]"Yippiekiyay, motherfucker.''[x]Shoot any Ammocaskets near hear.
The warehouse can't explode until we all pullout, loli safe, on ST with TP and our loli hits the self destruct button so NECO can get a shot of the 9th warmaster in sunglasses at night not looking back at the explosion on a huge bike with bitches in tow.
>>33334612In other words: Chiaki knows more about guns than a red Culexus who may or may not have Eversor training.
>>33334304>[X]Shut up. I am going to kill you, and I'm going to send your guts back to your fucking Prophet right after ripping them out with my own hands. (Activate Gauntlets)ANGRY SMASH
>>33334615"Here in my warehouse of fucks, I find I have none to give"
>>33334691Well yeah of course, she's a top tier vindicare who uses all manner of mundane weapons.
>>33334615People always joke about terrible ideas in MQNQ but this is really one of them.
>>33334726It really is. It wouldn't even do anything. Honestly it would be kind of awkward.
>>33334726It is, that wouldn't do shit except make holes in said caskets. Chiaki pls.
>>33334768surprise, it's a distraction. That's when we punch her with the ogrefist.
>>33334726>Says the retarded Tripfag who voted for every stupid idea so farIm cool with Wendy, Decu, Hatchan and even Neco but you are just pure cancer and I wish you would just kill yourself.
>>33334798Wendy and NECO are the same person though.
>>33334798>who voted for every stupid idea so farI really haven't voted too much in this quest, It's nice to have a face to put your blame on I guess.Super edgy post though, /b/ approved.
>>33334829In anon's defense, you *are* rather an asshole
>>33334917Fair enough, but making up bullshit isn't right either.
>>33334932I just call 'em like I see 'em
Less fighting. More Cooby x Warmaster.
>>33335014...ok, priorities.We don't have time to fight this bitch properly. We need to acquire loli and depart. Which means we need to disable her.
>>33335058If we can't see wendy i'm assuming she's gone after misaka, so i'm all for turning this red culexus into a red stain
>>33335058That maybe, actually it probably is, harder than killing her.
>>33335079Shooting this bitch in the face will be a knocking out Sayaka level good feeling.
>>33335091I'm not ruling out killing as a means of disablement.
>>33335100I'm... really not so sure.I got a bad feeling about this bitch.How was it Risa put it? She's bad news.
>>33335106Then what's that about not fighting her properly? You think properly fighting means wasting time with stupid dialogues or somthing?
>>33335106But why not damage her Anima Speculum so that she goes through accelerated and uncontrolled aging due to her power no longer being properly controlled, and turns into dust?
>>33335079>>33335100Wait, is it just me or did everyone forget that if a helmet of Culexus breaks while she's still transformed it does an energy blast that's lethal enough to kill said Culexus and possibly us?And you all fags want to shoot some holes in her, possibly in her helmet.
>>33335121But it seems like she's kind of stupid or at least thinks we are. It's a pity we won't see the look on her face when we shot her any way.
>>33335146The helmets have backups remember and we're also putting a bullet in her face at the same time.
>>33335146Malal said that's just a rumor that Culexus encourage, but is really false.And then went on to demonstrate it on her way out of Varrigan City.
>>33335146Didn't Malal say that during Malal quest thinking to herself that it was misinformation? Seems like she got you
>>33332251Five star OP post, Decu. You never disappoint.
>>33335135I didn't say anything about not fighting her properly. I said priorities.We're here earlier than she thought we would be.That means she can still win by MAKING IT TOO LATE for us to do what we're here to do.Priorities. Job order.(1) Acquire Loli(2) Acquire Wendy(3) DepartOptional objectives(4) Remove Culexus
>>33335200REMOVE HERETIC FROM PREMISES OFFICIO STRONGGOD IS A MEGUKA
>>33335139>>33335146We don't actually know if she's even a real culexus, to be fair.
>>33335058Easiest method of disabling her is to shoot her until she is a fine red mist and then shatter her soulgem.No diplomacy.
>>33335200>We don't have time to fight this bitch properly
>>33335247We do if we use timestop. I think a high value target such as this warrants its use. We can always use pancakes from Mami to get more time.
>>33335200(5) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODMegucas are going to die tonight.
>>33335247Don't bring your facts into this!>>33335267if it's the most expedient way to achieve our objective, I have no problem with this.
>>33335264I Dont think thats a wise idea right now anon, what we just saw and the abscence of pinky disturbs me a lot, we should save it just in case of an emergency, like "This bomb is gonna detonate in 1 second and i dont have the tim-oh duh" emergency
>>33335264Risky considering what we saw when we used it.Homucifer might have "sensed" our presence in that dimension and be waiting for us this time.
>>33335267Have we ever found out what happens when you eat a soul stone?
>>33335264If we use another timestop, we're gonna have to deal with Pinky again, and that's going to cost.I don't want to know what it's going to cost us.
>>33335309...unpleasantness, unless you're into vore and/or scat.
>>33335146>people still believe thisSeriously?
>>33335309The acid in your stomach would make you feel really, really painful.
>>33335309Strauss' newest pet tried it in a writeup. Tummy ache and she had to vomit it back out, so nothing too terrible.
>>33335344No I mean someone else's.
>>33335379then the acid in your stomach makes someone else feel really, really painful.
>>33335419Sounds like a great torture mechanic. Make a you wonder what happens when it goes elsewhere ...
>>33335451no. no it really doesn't.It's more of a humiliation than a torture anyway, since you could achieve the same effect with, say, a beaker of acid.
>>33335464If you are into scat, sure.
>>33335479>he thinks torture is only about physical pain
>>33335492>Not being into scat
>>33335492Think again more closelier
I went ahead and archived the thread early today due to circumstances and I would really appreciate it if someone would update it after the thread ends and with any possible writeups.If this was a bad thing to do, I am sorry.
>>33335218>GOD IS A MEGUKANot anymore.
>>33335666>666>Homucifer postHOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>33335732You really, really twisted the English language for everything it was worth, and it shows. Some of those rhymes cause me actual, physical pain.
>>33335733Homura = HomuraGlass = Homuhater-Tears
an hour and a half since last update...You there, Decu?
>>33335871Decu is kill
>>33335834Liquid = goddess love juice
>>33335871Fighting moon rabbits.
>>33335913>tfw when your soulgem will never flavor Homucifer's glass of your tears as her stockinged foot absently and gently rubs your cheek and you kneel before her magnificence.
>>33334308 >>33334324 >>33334349 >>33334370You answer her the only way you see her fit to be replied with - by shooting her again. There's a wet, juicy crack as her outstretched gloved hand blasts apart in meaty chunks, followed by an abrupt screech of surprised pain and anguish issuing from the Culexus' helm-speakers. Grasping her now-bleeding, ragged stump of a wrist, she turns tail to run, attempting to run deeper into the darkened warehouse. Calmly, easily, you level the Golden Desert Eagle, aim, and fire again.The crimson Culexus squawks and falls forward on her face as her right kneecap explodes."Misaka knows how to store firearms," you murmur, feeling a cold, icy rage fill your veins, clearing your mind, cleaning your soul. Purifying you as you step forward and over her sprawled form. "She knows how to store explosives. It doesn't fucking work that way."You pull the trigger again, taking out her other kneecap. Another shriek of pain tearing its way from her helm's mouthpiece, echoing in the otherwise empty warehouse. Another pull, another howling discharge, and her other hand disappears in a pink mist.It shouldn't be this easy, you find yourself thinking, a voice at the back of your mind. This fucking Culexus just killed a hundred Magical Girls without even breaking a fucking sweat. It shouldn't be this easy. She should've at least tried to shatter your Soul Gem a couple of times instead of talking shit.Another voice chimes in, this one much less doubtful, explaining how these dildoes obviously didn't expect you coming. Hell, this unfortunate little shit was screeching about it. Not until it's too late, she said - they WERE expecting you to find out, but not until you were too late to do anything about it, left only to kneel beside Misaka's burnt corpse.[1/2]
>>33335975...Yeah. So fuck if it shouldn't be this easy. It is. Thanks to Sayaka. To Tiny Pete. To Wendy. And to Haruka. She's actually useful. Who knew?You thumb the magazine release button on your Desert Eagle, and the hollow magazine falls to the floor beside the twitching, bleeding Culexus. Reloading quickly, you aim down at your prey's visor. Spying a blue eye staring at you from one of the cracks."Get fucked." You growl, before emptying the fresh magazine into the Culexus' helmet, each shot making her torso twitch and jerk as her skull is reduced to pummeled gore inside a bulletproof container.At the last discharge, it's not the pulping of flesh that you hear, but the breaking of a small glass bauble.And the corpse at your feet seems to shimmer, before re-establishing itself back into reality as a completely different corpse. One wearing a highschool uniform and a biker's helmet. Ahriman's armband, caked in blood, pinned to her sleeve."...Thought there was a Callidus around," Wendy speaks behind you, and you blink as you turn to face her. "Felt someone cloaking their presence around here, but I didn't bother with it."So she left the Callidus for you to encounter, or something? What the fuck?"Geeet inside the waaarehouuuse, fiiiind Mihsakuuuuh," Wendy slurs her vowels in an annoying imitation of your barked command earlier, just as she hefts what appears to be a sleeping Misaka swathed in blankets and cradled in her arms. "Did what you asked to, what the fuck did you think? Consider this the fucking exception, though, not the rule. Also rescued her robot dog, too." She cocks her head to the side, where a half-constructed robot dog...thing the size of a huge mastiff is limping on three feet.Ah. Well...yeah, you did ask her to, yeah. That's good, then.[2/3]
OH GOD IT'S ALL A CALLIDUS ILLUSION GUYS WE NEED TO BREAK OUT.
>>33335966Thanks, now I have a new fetish
>>33335996"...Yeah? Well that's fucking great, Kong, you know how I live for the moment when a Warmaster finally acknowledges my presence." It's here that she passes Misaka to you. "Let's do this AFTER we're out of the burning warehouse full of explodey shit, huh? And you take her. I think she'd be better off waking up with someone familiar, and someone's got to drive Schpeltiger out."Yeah. That...that makes sense. You holster your Desert Eagle and take Misaka from Wendy - letting the sleeping arms dealer slump against your frame, her chin resting against your shoulder as you support her from below."Big Sister..." Misaka murmurs into your shoulder, and you couldn't help but feel Wendy's stare at you as she hears it too."...Didn't think you'd be good with kids, Kong." She finally says as the both of you hurry towards the exit, the robot dog following close behind.That makes two of you, you suppose. . . .You manage to exit the warehouse - you, Wendy, Misaka, and robot dog - JUST before it explodes, the flames having finally eaten their way through the flame-retardant defenses that Misaka had installed. Surprisingly, it wasn't THAT powerful of an explosion - you were expecting the entire warehouse district to be vaporized in the blast - but it was still loud enough and bright enough to turn the night sky into day for a few moments.Outside...well, it seems that Tiny Pete had once more lived up to its name as Terminator. Both lava golems joined their brother as brittle, cooling fragments of rock scattered on the ground, while the armored giant himself still stood strong despite most of its armor melted to near-unrecognizability. The remaining Magical Girl you left behind doesn't seem to be around - most likely escaped.[3/4]
>>33336023PANIC! And scan for illusions. If none, bail.
>>33336023Fortunately we got shown a trick for that, which simplifies the detection of Callidus bullshit.also[X] How the fuck is Misaka?
>>33336056"WENDY!" You hear a voice in the darkness approaching you, and it's here that you see Sayaka running full-tilt towards your group, her cape billowing out behind her. Her face pale as she watches the warehouse behind you burn to the ground. "WHERE'S MISAKA? AND MURDERFACE?! WHAT HAPPENED?! I--" She then catches sight of you and the sleeping arms dealer in your hands, before seemingly wilting in sudden relief. "OH THANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE BOTH SAFE."...What? She was worried about you?Sayaka's eyes widen here, before shaking her head. "W-what? NO! Fuck no! I was...I was worried about Misaka!"...Really? Huh."All thanks to Kong," Wendy murmurs as she switches Schpeltiger off, allowing the overworked beast to cool its engines momentarily. "You're a fucking hero, Warmaster."You blink at Wendy, before turning towards Sayaka. That's...well, you didn't--"W-well, forget about that. What happened?" Your Equerry gestures towards the burning warehouse behind you. "The MGs were talking about their Squad Leader still in there, something about making sure the job was done. What'd you find in there?"How do you react?
>>33336056FUCK YEAH TINY PETE MVP OF THE YEAR. His machine sprit deserves whatever it wants and all the maintaince we can give
>>33336081"Red Culexus. Gave her the Murderface Experience Redux."
>>33336081>How do you react?"I've got a feeling that Misaka wasn't their primary."
>>33336081>[X] Check for illusions
>>33336081"A Callidus bitch pretending to be that red Culexus bitch."
Tiny Pete is a world-class badass
>>33336107I got nothing to add here. Seconding.
>>33336081[x] "Only found a Callidus, masquerading as a Culexus. Don't know why; she'd have been better served just straight up cloaking and shanking me."In fact, let's do a Callidus Check, while shielding our Soul Gem, and tell Sayaka that there was another Magical Girl here that she needs to make sure isn't still around.
>>33336081>"Well just like their Squad Leader; I killed it."
>>33336081[X] Check for illusions first.[X]"A Callidus bitch pretending to be that red Culexus bitch."
>>33336119That's it. We're making him an honorary Meguca.Really, given his ridiculous resilience and tendency for bits to come off and be reattached later, its only fair.
>>33335996We should've taken the fake red's corpse to ID. Maybe we can still get the teeth. Also been a while since we blew some kneecaps so that was nice. Next time a more efficient approach like killing in the first shot instead of wasting time shooting all the limbs might be prudent.
>>33336151Fuck that, this is catharsis right here.
You know, I worry this whole thing might be somekind of a decoy trick. Get Chiaki to rescue Misaka, while at the same time Ahriman and the real Culexus attack something else?
>"I fucking love Tiny Pete."
>>33336164I think this is what's happening. But at least we made sure imouto was safe.
>>33336143Tiny Pete wearing a frilly bow on his head.Yes or yes.
>>33336081[x] "Got jumped by someone who seemed to be the Red Culexus. Shot her a couple times, then she shapeshifted into a dead girl. Suffice it to say, that was too easy to have been the real one."
>>33336181Still a badass
>>33336143Consult every tech press we have and give him the total repair treatment while pumping his spirit full of every drug and machine pleasure he wants. Then give him a huge bone club with a cremate nail in it. Then dub him Sir Tiny Pete, official officio kneecapper.
>>33336056Looks like Chiaki is a better big sister than Wendy.
>>33336151>Next time a more efficient approach like killing in the first shot instead of wasting time shooting all the limbs might be prudent.Efficiency is tricky with a meguca. To kill the in the first shot you need to pop the gem, and there's no standardised location.As such efficiency involves disabling their means of locomotion allowing you to pick away at them until you find the gem.
>>33336201Well of course Wendy is shit at everything.
>>33336178Maybe we should call Mami and offer a warning?I mean Oriko sent us her "head" before. And if she goes after Mami now, she also gets Midori. Two for the price of one.
>>33336201It's easy to be better than someone who's only defining trait is to suck at everything.
>>33336164Perhaps we should check in with the others, then?
Doesn't checking for illusions involve using our link with Midori? What if she's angry that we snubbed her?
>>33336230No it doesn't.
>>33336230Then she's stupid enough to knowingly endanger us and Misaka.
>>33336230If she refuses to check for illusions during a combat mission, then she is either incapacitated or being extremely bitchy.
>>33336164it's totally possible.Alternatively, they were after something else in Misaka's warehouse, with Misaka herself a tertriary objective.The fact that it's blown up means IDing what could have been taken could be weeks or months, if it's even possible at all.>>33336230It does, however, involve exposing our Soul Gem.
>>33336260Unless mikasa knows. Time for a mind probe.
>>33336139Added:[X] Contact Mami and warn them to be carefull if this was a distraction.
>>33336107>Red Culexus impersonatorftfy
>>33336240>>33336260Ok my bad. I thought there was something like that early in the Ruri mission
>>33336230The high level check does, however no way would Midori refuse. She knows she screwed up at a professional meeting, but likely realises that we arent massively pissed.Endangering Misaka by being bitchy however? She knows that would be a relationship ender.If we cannot contact Midori, then it means she has been disabled.
Of course Misaka isn't real Misaka.
>>33336209We just need to shoot the head. Or more specifically the brain stem. That's not too hard to locate. Modern helmets can't protect against even weak intermediate rounds such as 5.56 if shot head on, and the .50AE has roughly the same energy as 5.56 at the muzzle with around ~1600 joules so you shouldn't have a problem 1 shotting anyone even if they have a helmet on. Magical barriers notwithstanding. Just like my CS.
"Dead red bitch. Excuse me, I need to report to Kyuubey."Get to somewhere they aren't and callidus check. If it's a trap, we catch it and they can't snipe our soul gem. If it's not, pass it off as watch-wearing dildo-ism.Let's try to be smart with the paranoia, mmkay?
>>33336370Meguka have been known to take a round in the head and remain active.
>>33336398That was a glancing shot, didn't even penetrate her skull IIRC
>>33336370If I was a magical girl, I would have had MULTIPLE brain stem.
>>33336417... Didn't bits of her brain go flying in the movie? I thought I saw it
>>33336442I think I know someone who could help with that...
>>33336442Unfortunately it isn't 2400 yet, we don't have the technology.
I was a magical girl would wish to be an Incubator.
>>33336448Naw, it was 100% glancing show. It did take some strands of hair though.
>>33336511Is it even possible for a bullet fired point blank against the skull to "glance"?
>>33336417>>33336511IDK looks like she took the round full on. She was she was the only one who knew IC that megucas are liches.
>>33336551yeah, i smirked.I can't wait to find out what we fucked up this time.
Why do MGs in this setting still wear school uniforms? Aren't they like gainfully employed and should wear whatever they damn want?
>>33336543It is with MAGIC!>>33336544Well, looks to me like the barrel points away from the head right before Homura pulls the trigger.I always assumed it was purposefully made to look like she shot herself but did meguca tricks to not really.
>>33336586What if they just want to wear school uniforms?
>>33336586Skirt, tight blouse and dem stocking legs
>>33336586Nobody suspects the innocent schoolgirl is actually a seasoned assassin.
>>33336588Shoot, mini time stop ,move bullet
>>33336544The bullet shows up at the exact same spot the muzzle was at a moment before the flash and the hair covers the screen. It looks like a cut but actually Homu's hair just entered the screen from the opposite side of the camera's view. Not sure how that trajectory, in reference to her left eye, would actually hit flesh to draw blood but this is wideface physiology so I guess anything goes.
>>33336588Maybe, but that blood spray and blood trail from the bullet makes me think it went through the head. Doesn't make much difference any how.
>>33336345It's unlikely.Assuming we choose to trust Wendy, then a Callidus would be in the best place to identify a callidus trick.It's also seems unlikely Wendy was working with the assault force, since it was only the involvement of Schpelltiger, Haruka AND our time-stop that got us to where we needed in time.In addition, it's unlikely they would have time to replace both Cooldown AND Misaka.Fairly improbable.
>>33336544It's important to remember that homulilly is missing the top of her head.
>>33336647Huh forgot that. Suppose I need to watch the thing again.
>>33336642The problem with that approach is that you assume Wendy is Wendy.The real Wendy might be fighting the Red Culexus right now with Misaka screaming at us and begging us to wake up, while we are sitting on the floor drooling.
>>33336345We just shot the real Misaka
>>33336081>>33336056>>33335996>>33335975RANK SS+CUE THE VICTORY MUSIChttp://gifsound.com/?gif=manga.clone-army.org/gallery/mgnq/mitakihara-nights.gif&v=M9aF9_mZDyY
>>33336672One has to take reality at face value, unless you have some reason to suspect otherwise, because the other way lies madness.
>>33336695We just fought a callidus.We HAVE a a reason to suspect otherwise in this specific situation.
>>33336691This is the best thing to come back to
>>33336691Why is Chiaki carrying Recette?
>>33336695We literally just fought a callidus, and everything went absolutely perfectly. There is every reason for shadowruns.
>>33336637I put that on it being anime. I mean, anime character has like ten times more blood in them than a normal human being.Anyway, right you are. Don't ma-a.
>>33336691>>33336731I kid. Based Dan Kim.
>>33336731Because Misaka was on vacation on Siberia and asked her bestest friend to watch over the warehouse instead.Now that everything has turned to shit, she will be forced to open a black market arms/goods ring to try to pay off her debt.
>>33336691>no Tiny PeteOver the line!
>>33336740can you point to anything OTHER than the fact that "everything went perfectly" as evidence?Because there's still plenty of time for the shoe to drop.
>>33336731looks kinda like Attarou without the hood
>>33336758She's Tiny Petra now.
>>33336769>can you point to anything suspicious OTHER than the incredibly suspicious thing?
>>33336791Since when is Tiny Pete the warmaster of the Fourth?
>>33336096 >>33336129 >>33336139A Callidus, you murmur, glancing back towards the burning wreckage of Warehouse #69. A Callidus pretending to be someone else. Should've just cloaked and then tried to shank you from behind, but she had to charge you instead. Didn't exactly work."Yeah?" Sayaka smirks here, before making to take Misaka from you. "Alright, come on. You don't look right with such a cute kid in your arms like that, Murderface, it doesn't fit you. Medevac's already on their way, I'll take her off your hands--""Nnnn." Misaka, despite clearly still being asleep, seems to shy away from Sayaka's hands, squirming in your grasp and curling her fingers into your costume. Sayaka blinks at this, before stepping back, hands on her hips now. A small, embarassed smile replacing her smirk."...Or not. Okay. You take care of her until they get here, then. Meantime I'll report to Mami, she'll want to know about what happened here."Yeah, sure. It's...uh. Wait. Why is she still sleeping again? You doubt anyone, even a kid at Misaka's age, could sleep through a fire AND an explosion--"Callidus trick," Wendy volunteers, raising a hand. "It's...it's not drugs or anything. I just gave her a nice dream to keep sleeping in. She'll wake up in an hour or so."Really? She can do that?"Dream stuff, remember?" It's here that your ex from America frowns. "What, you forgot AGAIN, Kong?"No, of course you didn't. Yeah.It's with your free hand, then, that you make to check for Callidus. You can't be too careful, after all.Your Soul Gem manifests into its passive form, in its thorny bauble shape, on top of your open palm - and it pulses gently, utilizing your attunement to another Callidus to check. Wendy seems to bristle at this, but says nothing, merely staring at you as you continue to figure out if you're trapped in a Callidus barrier or not.[1/2]
>>33336839...No alarmed pulsing or anything, so...that's good. Yeah. You're in the real world.Thank Christ."Could've just asked me," Wendy grumbles. "Didn't need to pulse your fat girlfriend for it."You heard that, but you ignore it. Instead, you ask her - what dream did she give Misaka? Or is that something you can't ask about?"...Just one of her big sister taking her to an amusement park." She murmurs after a moment, looking away. "Her watch-wearing dildo of a big sister."You glance back at the burning warehouse, before hugging Misaka tighter to you.Yeah, you guess you are that, now.So much for being the Magical Girl with nothing to lose.
>>33336852Kawaii desu ne!
>>33336852>"Could've just asked me," Wendy grumbles. "Didn't need to pulse your fat girlfriend for it.""You're part of what I'm checking.But hey, I promise the next time I get paranoid about Midori, I'll ask you, fair."
>>33336852Yay, we did good this time!
>>33336852>[MISAKA DEATH FLAG AVERTED]Alright, that's it for this thread! We'll have another one tomorrow night! Thank you for your participation, feedback is always great!I don't think we have any writeups at the moment, so questions answered before I go to sleep!
>>33336852>"Could've just asked me," Wendy grumbles. "Didn't need to pulse your fat girlfriend for it."Heh. She mad.
>>33336901ITT: We finally manage not to fuck *everything* up.
>>33336852Can we change styles now Decu? Fuck all the grimdark bullshit. Let's have a slice of life with adorable Russian little sister and Girlfriend-fat-in-all-the-right-places. Seriously, fuck all that grim maguca crap.
>>33336901Can you clarify or atleast hint what that damn "malleus" command thing does? I atleast was left totally confused?
>>33336895In fairness, Midori fired first.>>33336901Thanks again Decu!
>>33336901Is Chiaki's WIS stat high enough to catch all the hidden/bonus scenes, or will we have to invest stats more carefully on the next playthrough?
>>33336901>>[MISAKA DEATH FLAG AVERTED]Oh jesus fucking christ am I happy.This almost turned into magical girl vengeance quest.
>>33336901So, if we'd stayed to help Pete, Misaka would have bit it?
>>33336914Why are you even here you demented fuckstick?
>>33336914Nigga, we have not been grimdark in ages. All this happy flowery bullshit has been getting annoying.
>>33336901This was kind of short compared to the lead up, but it had me on the edge of my seat.
>>33336901I want to bare your children, how do I go about doing this?
>>33336934because>I'll take her off your hands--">"Nnnn." Misaka, despite clearly still being asleep, seems to shy away from Sayaka's hands, squirming in your grasp and curling her fingers into your costume.
>>33336924We will have to thank the seer (Haruka?) for this. Maybe get a present.Interestingly, does this not serve as proof that her visions don't always come true if there is warning. Might make her and Yuma a bit less crazy about that vision where Chiaki kills her now that theres a clear example of us avoiding one of her death visions.
>>33336954No denuding the children on a blue board.
>>33336954Get in line, honey.
>>33336901>MISAKA DEATH FLAG AVERTEDthank fuck. I do NOT want to know how far gone we would have been.I'm going to assume, along with >>33336931 that helping tiny pete would have been pineapple salad?
>>33336901Why is Chiaki so much better as a big sister than Wendy?
>>33336901What was the death flag? how many characters are playing with banners right now?
>>33336914Hahaha, well, there'll be more of that and this! I'm trying to strike a balance!>>33336916Malleus is basically for turning Tiny Pete into an actual powered armor suit, rather than something you pilot and ride. It makes it interface with the pilot meguca's soul gem directly.>>33336917Thank you for participating!>>33336921Hahaha!>>33336931A lot of other things, basically, but using timestop was a very good decision.>>33336947Thank you!>>33336954Hahaha, I'm flattered!
BUT WHAT ABOUT TINY PETE!? Is he okay!? Is he happy?
>>33336996Everyone (barring Madoka), of course. Why do you even ask.
>>33336991It would've made things a bit more dangerous for Misaka, definitely, but you guys decided on using time stop during the motorcycle ride and that contributed a lot.>>33336996I can't say that without revealing too much, hahaha!>>33337094He's seriously damaged, and will be out of action for quite a while, but he's good!
>>33337080Does that mean Tiny Pete basically becomes the "body" of the meguca?Tiny Pete + Golden Gauntlets!Any hints on why the timestop was screwy? Wheres Pinky? Hehehe
>>33336924That would have been fun as well, but I'm glad it turned out this way.
>>33337227>Any hints on why the timestop was screwy? Wheres Pinky? HeheheWe got a hint, to both of them.The black feathers.
>>33337267Thats kinda what I was meaning.The three stooges claimed Homucifer should not be able to mess with Chiaki. Whats up with that?
>>33336991>>33336901>>33337179>Only a Callidus in the Warehouse>Showed up before they could get to MisakaMy misery sense is tingling tells me they wanted to use an Illusion on Misaka and make Chiaki kill her.
>>33337227Just imagine Tiny Pete becoming fully synchronized with Yuu too and growing extra arms. EXTRA FUCKING ARMS WITH FUCKING FINGERCANNONS.
>>33337297Just because she can't mess with Chiaki directly doesn't mean she can't mess with people and things close to Chiaki for mindfuck.
>>33337261Fun? No.Cathartic? Very much yes.
>>33337299Shh Anonymous! You'll give the game away
>>33337300In fact, let's give him to Yuu as a new body!
>>33336901Thanks for the thread Decu, I wish I could have caught it sooner!Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>33337080How upset is Yuu that we didn't use her?
>>33337300Yeah. Once Misaka gets Tiny Pete running, we should experiment and practise using Tiny Pete as our "body".If for no other reason than to be able to say "Who is noodly now, BITCH?" to one of our enemies.
>>33337350Maybe now he'll stop getting his arms ripped off
>>33337381Something tells me she'll be more upset at someone else being our imouto for a bit.
>>33337400I'd rather experiment with our link with Midori, personally. >>33337413It might just be me, but I always got the impression that Yuu wanted "more" and anon imouto-zoned her
>>33337478...Hat, you just made me sad.
>>33337478There's still time, but for now she's our Little punch-chan
>>33337346Were you expecting this Callidus to be the second coming of Midori? This time Chiaki not only shot her kneecaps off but her hands too! She'd be greater than Midori ever was if she had lived!
>>33337478Can't love everyone like we do Midori, Hat.besides, it's not like being our imouto is THAT bad a deal. We did just save misaka from certain doom, I think that counts as a small victory
So now that the Misaka mess is fixed, I wonder if now is a good time to discuss Siberia with Midori. We've seen enough Homucifer sightings and Midori owes us for her behavior earlier. I don't think it can wait much longer.
>>33337679Seconded, we should do this before shit hits the proverbial fan again.
>>33337679Actually a pretty good idea. I like it.
>>33337679Since Wendy asked what happened to us in Siberia, maybe Midori can fill her in as well on the adventures of Miracle Midori.
>>33337562>midori's face when
>>33337679Agreed. We need to know IC.
>>33337721I think its best if we keep these details to ourself as much as possible.
>>33337679It might be a good idea to grab Kyuubey, our staff (i.e. Midorin, Mami, Kyoko) and the Rank Leaders and have a cards-on-the-table meeting about the repercussions of Siberia (check with Kyuubey first whether they're cleared to know /what/ happened in Siberia), and what you know of Pinkey and your time-looped past selves. There's a good chance that Malal may already have filled Kyuubey in on at last some of it, but having out general and command staff all on the same page of "pink goddess with black eyes = capricious and prone to spontaneous murder" and "me with black wings = DEFCON 1" will cut end-of-the-world response times down.We've had our fun shooting bits off someone, it's time for the chronograph to go back on the rubber phallus.
>>33337815>Malal>telling anybody anything>everThank you, anon. I needed that laugh.
>Finally time to catch up on today's MGNQ!>This whole threadWhat happened anons? I'm scared. When did Decu discover decent pacing?
>>33337747Wow. That's dedication if I've ever seen it.
>>33337747Truly Midori is best girl.
>>33337815I was thinking of having the talk with just Midori, then filling in those we could trust.Mostly because I think if Chiaki knew the full details we'd finally get her to tell Midori she loves her and it would be all cute and shit while still moving the plot along.
>>33337920It's a Callidus! DANGER! DANGER!It was always to late. You are already dead.
>>33337815>and this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with us being locked away in a mental asylum
>>33337952I still need to do an unique "Official Best Girl" banner one of these days. Soon. Soon!
>>33337990Pretty much.Learn everything from Midori thats possible. Then consult the Three Stooges. Then CAREFULLY decide what to tell and who.
>>33338053Can we stop consulting them for everything when Pinky told us not to? If she catches us before we apologize for it we're in so much trouble.
>>33338090I figure just talking to them is ok. Pinky is unlikely to be able to detect that. Especially if we do it in a silent room or somesuch. Its using their powers thats risky.And I think its worth it. We need information bad, and those three have it. They know about Homucifer. They probably know about the Clara Dolls. They can tell of their strenghts and weaknesses and so on.There are more death flags incoming than just Misaka.
>>33338090Honestly, I think we NEED to consult with them.and precisely because Pinky thinks we shouldn't. Malal didn't weasel them into the Deagle for nothing.
>>33338034Hat I love you but I'm not going to post a voting banner proclaiming anyone best girl, nyaExcept maybe PinkyNow, if you want a banner you can post when Midori appears celebrating that she is the best girl, I certainly won't stop you!
>>33337478>It might just be me, but I always got the impression that Yuu wanted "more" and anon imouto-zoned herIt is not just you, I've thought the same for a while nowChiaki is going to forget to turn off her Golden Weapons one night and wake up covered in bitches
>>33338143>We need information bad, and those three have it. They know about Homucifer. They probably know about the Clara Dolls. They can tell of their strenghts and weaknesses and so on.the funny thing is, I think their info is out of date. And we do need to be careful with dealing with them. I think the more we deal with them, the more each of them seeps into our personality.
>>33338169Official best girl is Tiny Pete
>>33338169Eh? No, I didn't mean a voting banner. I'm OCD enough that messing with templates too much drives me up a wall. I meant a different, unique drawing, just with Midori holding up a banner. Although now I want to do one for Pinky too...
>>33338143>>33338150But can we at least try to apologize before she calls us out on it
>>33338250That seems like it's going a bit too far, Hat...
>>33338298Making a banner proclaiming Midori to be the "official" best girl.
>>33338312Let the guy draw if he wants. Hat likes Midori. Whats the big deal?
>>33338382There's a line between "I really like this character, so I'm going to draw her a lot." and "I really like this character and people in the threads respect me, so I'm going to call her the the OFFICIAL best girl."
>>33338382Tiny Petra is best girl.In line for employee of the month, easy.
>>33338424It's a joke and doesn't mean anything, lighten up.
>>33338424Unless Deculture states its official, its just Hats drawing. Get a thicker skin.
>>33338428I wish we communed more with Tiny Petra's machine spirit more
Alright, Decubutt is asleep, blah blah I'll take over for questions and whatever.
>>33338538>ia ia sayaka fthagn!
>>33338538Why you gotta hate on our 'fu like that. Gurl u rachet.
>>33338424Uh... Considering that Ive tried to be nothing but courteous and respectful of other's opinions when it comes to characters and pairings, I was hoping that it would be understood as nothing more than a humorous expression of my own opinion... It's really nothing more than any other anon proclaiming their own character, only that I'm intending to throw a drawing into the mix. Sorry if that offends you...
>>33338607I think 99.9% of us agree with you. Your art is awesome!
>>33338599She was being a dick, even anon realized that.
>>33338607Ignore the idiot. You just keep drawing best girl until you've lost interest.
>>33338636>You just keep drawing best girl until you've lost interest.I'll be honest here: That's probably not gonna happen. This is the first time a yuri pairing has ever even caught my interest at all, and I still think they're interesting and adorable
>>33338485We should introduce her to the servo skull, see if they hit it off
>>33338781So you won't lose interest and will keep drawing them?Oh, what a terrible tragedy. The horror. (awesome)
>>33338806I know, right? You have my most profound apologies. Mea culpa
>>33338845I really fear for whats going to he left of Midori when the Murderface Experience comes to a halt.
>>33338034>I still need to do an unique "Official Best Girl" banner one of these days.But we already have one!
>>33338034I thought you were still doing more voting banners?
>>33338947But that's not Kyouko anon
>>33338993Those are still on the horizon, most definitely! I'm gonna be out of the country for a week, so I won't be able to draw or follow MGNQ, but I'll have one week off on the 21st so I'll try get some more banners done, along with Odette's profile image
>>33339051>Odette's profile imageIsn't it wonderful, arch?