Try not to get a lady boner from his rugged display of dominance.

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>>33322219
Mission accomplished.
This doesn't solve the board meeting issue, though.

sign language the manhandling to a stop, money is vanishing faster than that man's breath

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>>33322264
Hmmm...

>>33322243
Stab the citizen in the eye with your pen for an efficient and quick death. The sooner he is no longer a distraction the sooner you can discuss important matters.

>>33322339
Hit him with the sign

Sign at Stanislav that with all due respect, the man's reeducation could maybe wait a little bit, let's focus on board meeting now.

write "we're losing so much damn money" on the sign

>>33322339
Discreetly write up a complaint to deliver to your superiors at a later date. Capitalism is all about the long game. Don't get involved unless it looks like the man might be killed or severely injured.

>>33322339
Hammertime!

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>>33322356
>>33322353
Murder and assault are still long-term legal problems, believe it or not.
>>33322434
Noted.

>>33322434
this

>>33322479
strat writing down lon term business plans. assault happening next to you is not a proper excuse to not be working

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>>33322402
>>33322555
Work, work, work.
Let's see, a L here, an S here, and - Oh my god, what in the fuck is he doing.

>>33322585
Enjoy the spectacle

>>33322585
put shoe on head

>>33322585
Don't shlick.

>>33322168
I can't not see them as Liam and Pat from two best friends play

Man I got to take it easy on the youtube

>>33322585
Are you legally allowed to use force in defense of a fellow citizen? If so, then I think it's about time to whack him in the back of the head to knock him out. This is very unproductive behavior.

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>>33322659
Only against communists and college student activists.
>>33322601
>>33322603
>>33322609
"606, what do you think you're doing?"

>>33322585

examine the room around you. this will probably sort itself out

>>33322680
Now you got his attention!
Sign you tried to get his attention because you want to suggest that meeting should continue and dealing with the offender could be postponed until meeting is over.

remember you're deaf, and question how you heard him

>>33322680
Insist putting shoe on head increases profit by over 2000 percent

>>33322680
We can hear again! It's a capitalist miracle!

>>33322680
"Attempting to be closer to me Sole, sir!"

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>>33322746
>>33322767
>>33322751
You think to yourself how nice it must be to hear and tease yourself with the thought. You'd think it'd come in handy in cases of when someone called your name.

But that's not likely to happen.

>>33322795
Look around, maybe the nature of situation at hand changed slightly while you were busy thinking.

>>33322795
>quit job, make glorious profit in circus as shoe balancer

>>33322795
Finish your sign and hold it up. If necessary, just draw a $ symbol on it.

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>>33322847
>>33322867
You turn as you acknowledge your mad shoe balancing skills. But quitting would prevent glorious career progression.
You see the eyes of a very puzzled man. Oh wait, that's your boss. What's the Commercissar looking at you for?

do nothing but act like this is perfectly normal behaivor, then gesture to the plummeting sales board

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>>33322948
You nod your head at the "Sales Down" board. He still stares. Did you do something new with your hair?

>>33322928
Show him the paper that says you're deaf.

check that status of the guy he was choking

>>33322988
Write down ""What was the purpose of that violent reprimand?"

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>>33322993
He already knows that, silly. Stanislav is famous for actually giving a shit about his employees and their medical conditions. Though, perhaps not in a good way.

>>33322995
Alive.

>>33323076

give Stanislav the coldest stare you can muster. hopefully he'll remember how you got this high up in the corporate ladder, being deaf

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>>33323072
You don't feel like confronting Commercissar Stanislav. He's kind of get that whole "bad temper" and "fit body" thing. It's a mathematical equation that ends in "grade-A douchebag".
He does, whoever, begin his walk towards the presentation slide/board. Looks like you won the day again, Alena Belyakov.
You wallow in ego boosting.

>>33323242

smugly examine the rest of the rom

>>33323242
Notice how the idealised portrait of yourself has shoes on her legs.

>>33323242
Replace shoe, and take a moment to see to the other employee's health. He's got to at least be attentive if the meeting is to be worthwile.

>>33323302
this

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>>33323277
And perhaps one day - now, you WILL make it to that level
>>33323272
>>33323302
You put on your smug face and see a slowly rising employee. Across the table sits 203, silent as ever. In fact, he just silently watched everything.
Talk about a lack of initiative.

Stanislav awaits your attention.

Look in his general direction, but don't make direct eye contact

>>33323371
Stare at Stanislav. Attempt to read lips.

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>>33323414
>>33323431
Your combination of lip reading and normal reading enact this concoction of words. It appears that Stanislav is waiting for a star employee to provide a solution to this mathematical problem.

>>33323488

More brutality. Force people to buy your products.

>>33323488
low sales + Brand Marketing - Brutality = Huge Dosh

>>33323521
Meant to type "Problem" not "Low Sales" fuck.

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>>33323511
>>33323521
For some reason, you feel that evidence will be required in the court of general finance.
Do you have any to support any theory as to why sales could be down?

>>33322168
>606
what the fuck that's my number.

Examine your list.

>>33323589
Consider this: Why are people buying from our competitors, and not from us? What are they doing differently?

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>>33323628
That is your ID number, yes. Anymore brilliant reminders, subconsciousness?
>>33323679
Is it because we're too good? That you're just too beautiful and intelligent with your feminine wiles?
>>33323664
LIST OF COMMUNIST SPYS IN CORPORATION
------
A convenient list of all your current bribery victims. You don't ask, they don't keep their wallets full.

>>33323764
Call up the spies and demand huge monies. Then hand them over to Stanislav.

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>>33323843
203 and 405 notice your sudden readiness. Are you sure that this is the right plan?

Check to make sure Stanislav isn't staring you down. You've been contemplating for awhile, now.

It's the only option. Those communist leaches have had enough of the life-blood of the glorious CCCP.

>>33323916
Trust your instincts.

>>33323916
No. This is a bad idea. They have done nothing to warrant betrayal.

Instead, try to find a noticeable decline in profits, and see what it correlates to.

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>>33323949
>>33323918
>>33323975
You enter phase 2 of presenting the list. Unfortunately, that idiot 203 is distracting you with his table shaking. He stares pleadingly at you.
Does this capitalist rival want the credit or something?

>>33324002
Accuse him of being a spy.

>>33323916
>>33324002
If they find out you've been taking bribes, they might punish you along with the spies.

Besides, it's not related to the subject at hand.

>>33324002

Write on the paper "More money." Maybe you can completely bleed him dry, before he meets his death.

>>33324002
smack 203 with shoe

>>33324002
Intimidate him with your own stare.

>>33324048
Well, that's not very nice. What kind of capitalist would we be if we didn't honor an agreement?

>>33324133
What kind of capitalist would we be if we don't -bleed him dry?-

>>33324133
This is for the greater good, our company will surely fall if we don't.

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>>33324089
He's just out of reach for random violence. You simply don't have the superior reach of Stanislav.
>>33324133
>>33324174
>>33324193
Urgh! Deal honoring is a tenet of the CCCP. But, surely greater goods are better capitalist products.
You take your hand off the paper.

>>33324193
I doubt it. Even if we know he's a spy, that wouldn't directly address the reason for our dwindling profits. Plus, if we snitch on him then he might snitch on us, and then we'd be sunk too.

>>33324232
Look at what stanislav is doing. He must have noticed your exchange with 203.

>>33324232
Put the paper away and hope no one saw it.

What specifically is lowering our profit margin? Are we having trouble with sales, or are our production costs inflating?

>>33324243
are we a communist spy too?

are we -gasp- a fascist spy??

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>>33324282
You assume that communist spys are also part-time saboteurs.
>>33324243
Why do deals have to be so constricting? A good point.
>>33324325
FUCKING DISGUSTING. WHAT A VULGAR THOUGHT. URRRGH! THE WORST SLUR IN THIS LANGUAGE IS CHOKING YOUR MIND.

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You are stunned by disgust. 203 reaches across the table and swipes the list.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
It appears that Stanislav is in stastis until anything is presented. That's just how these kind of situations go, really.

>>33324417
Expose 203 as the spy he is. We mustn't take any risks.

>>33323589
examine your money bag/whatever it is

>>33324506
we lost the list, our evidence. Throw a shoe at him in contempt.

Punch him in his stupid motherfucker face.

>>33324506
How rude! That's theft, which is a crime against capitalism! Remind him of this and demand the return of your stolen property.

>>33324507
No, that'll take too long.

We must exterminate the scum quickly before it's ilk spreads.

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>>33324599
You open your mouth in passionate anger, ready to speak. A slight gasp escapes your throat.
You're mute and ohmygodthis is sooooo embarassingandwhydidn'tithinkohgodwhatilleveryonethink of meandwhatohgod MY LIFE IS OVER

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>>33324551
Flustered, you pull up info on the moneybag.

>>33324674
Write him an angry letter.

>>33324674
Jump over the table and attack 203. He caused this. He has been the source of all your problems.

>>33324702
Check the id.

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>>33324726
Hmm...

>>33324788
BLACKMAIL BLACKMAIL BLACKMAIL

>>33324674
contemplate your future career and remind yourself to apologize for your outburst.
Stasis doesn't mean unconscious after all.

>>33324788
Show this to Stanislav. Maybe he will regain conscionseness,

>>33324788
call the Order of High UPS.

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>>33324810
You consider this.
203 gets up, shaking the table again. You can't hear what he's saying, but you know it can't be good.
>>33324829 >>33324810
The Stanislav is now out of standby-islav.
You pick up your ID and think about locking in your decision.

>>33324896
Show Stanislav that 203 is under suspension then take credit for the spy list.

>>33324896
We go through with it.

>>33324896
Do nothing. Stanislav is too smart for this third rate blame-game.

>>33324896
Give 203 the finger as you show Stanislov the ID.

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>>33324967
>>33324927
>>33324935
You majestically flip off 203 as you present the ID card. Stanislav takes it and starts reading. 203 shrinks into his chair as 405 seems to finally be interested in this conflict.
Stanislav's cape flows out behind them. That happens when he's reached a decision.

>>33325012
Stanislav took the ID so our other hand is free.

Give 203 double middle fingers.

>>33325012
Revel in the glorious purge of the communist spy, and forget you knew about him the entire time.

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Your name is Commercissar Stanislav. You are the local leader of floor 12 of Prelestney Fashion. You keep the workers in line. You keep the workers out of line. You keep the workers fucking under your badass iron fist.

And you wish you could read.

>>33325099
Punch 203 in the face because you feel like it.

Get 405 to read out whatever your lackeys just handed to you.

>>33325099
This is beautiful

>>33325099
Pfhahahahahaa

>>33325125
I like this idea.

>>33325099
What was our decision?

>>33325134

>>33325099
Match the symbol on the ID with the one on 203's uniform. Notice 606's discontent with him. Attack.

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>>33325145
That you really wish you could read.
>>33325125
FUCKING CAPITALISM. PRAISE SPECIALIZED WORKERS.

>>33325213
Continue to beat the ever loving crap out of 203 for some reason.

Oh who cares you don't need a reason.

>>33325213
Get really fucking excited about capitalism. Beat down 203 in a hysterical, frothy rage.

>>33325256
The reason is that you just remembered you can't read, and that makes you FRUSTRATED

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>>33325287
>>33325256
"READ," you froth out to 405.
You strangle 203 with your incredible biceps. You feel your shirt rip for high stocks. You feel all the shareholders cheering you on.
You can't fail your employees now. You gotta lay down a subscription-based beatdown while listening to what exactly is written on the card.

>>33325350
Flex your bicep around 203's neck. He cannot get away without proper punishment of whatever he did.

>>33325350
While 203 passes out from being in a chokehold, 405 reads out the list of spies and the ID card.

Proceed to go on an angry crusade to purge the company of communist spies.

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>>33325443
>>33325454
"It's... uh... list of commie spys! 203 is crudely crossed out, with 606 written under it!" stammers out bald 405.
You consider 606's role. You suspect her.
But then, she takes off her shoe and starts beating 203 with it. All guilt relieved.
How do we dispose of this disgusting commie spy?

>>33325523
Defenestration (throw him out the window)

>>33325523
The capitalist way.

Get the lawyers!

>>33325523
Bludgeon him with 405 until death. No matter how long it takes.

>>33325610
His bald head would make the perfect human club

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>>33325560
While not questioning how in the fuck 405 read the list and not the ID, your concentration warps in space-time shifting. Bloodlust is the true issue here, not poor writing!
How dare this worm threaten capitalism?
>>33325640
You take 405's body and knock 203 out the window. A jet fighter full of emergency CAPITALIST lawyers grabs and handcuffs him.
The day is won, but not the war for economic freedom. We must get around to that list and PURGE THE COMMIES.
(This looks like a good place for a to be continued.)

Another day, another dead commie.

>>33325707
Thanks for the thread OP.

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I'll try to continue this epic saga tomorrow at around 11pm EDT, the same time. If not, it'll crop up eventually. Stay beautiful, fellow capitalists.

Awesome art OP, good humour!

>>33325844
The shareholders are pleased with this thread

>>33325844
For the archive, I forgot to mention last time that there's a "Drawquest" tag for quest threads that use images to tell the story, like this one.