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>>33321964
You're jolted awake as the bus you're riding in finally grinds to a halt, and a monotone, artificial voice drones on in the background.

"We have arrived at Gotham City. This is the final stop. All passengers must disembark immediately."

You are Aceria Themyscira Wayne, and after many many years, you're finally home. Or at least, one of your homes. You wonder how pissed Mom was when she found you somehow escaped the island. She really should have kept a closer eye on that invisible jet of hers.

Damn, you really should've asked where she got that thing, now that you think about it.

Anyways, you had other things to worry about, like finding Dad. While on the way here, you heard there was a new Batman cleaning up Gotham. You weren't sure if it was Dad, or some kind of imposter, but since you were here, you might as well find out. You pass by a bench occupied by a bunch of sleeping homeless guys and find a map of Gotham near the bus stop's exit. It was pretty basic, but you could get the gist of the city's layout.

The question was, where was the best place to look for Bruce Wayne?

>Check Wayne Tower
>See if Wayne Manor is still where it is.
>Go look for some trouble. Batman is bound to show up.
>Other

>Ace

As in the dog?

>>33321975
It's gonna be a nasty surprise when you find out he named his dog after you, that's for sure.

>>33321972
>>See if Wayne Manor is still where it is.

Time to go home!

>>33321972
>See if Wayne Manor is still where it is.

>>33321972
>>See if Wayne Manor is still where it is.

>>33321972
>See if Wayne Manor is still where it is.

Rolled 1

>>33321972
>Go see if Wayne Manor is in the same place.

A WWxBatman lovechild? Well now, I've always been down for that relationship since the JL cartoons.

>>33321972
>See if Wayne Manor is still where it is.

>>33322065

It begins

>>33321972
>>Go look for some trouble. Batman is bound to show up.
>>33321992
So we're Batman's Daughter?

Well considering its the Isle of Amazons, that would make sense

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>>33321992
"We named the dog Indiana, Junior."

You just read that in Sean Connery's voice.

Rolled 7

>>33322106

But of course.

Can we get our approximate age and skillset?

>>33322209
I'm willing to bet older than we look and versed in the standard amazon skillset or we establish it by actions in thread 1. Still, we're Amazon super strength most likely.

>>33322209

Lovechild of Wonder Woman and Batman?

BLESSED BY GREEK GODS, Prep time, SCIENCE.

>>33321972
>See if Wayne Manor is still where it is.

>>33322288
Justice League Unlimited all the way, baby.

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>>33322209
Ace is in her 20s, and is actually slightly older than Terry. However, by Amazonian standards, she's still a kid, and thanks to her Amazonian genes, she also looks far younger than her actual age.

As for her powers, she's inherited some of WW's strength and toughness, but she's certainly not at her level just yet. She's also had some martial arts training from Bruce when she was still young. It's the sort of thing he made sure she'd never forget.

>>33321972
Ah, well, you could always try looking for the old Manor. The place was freaking HUUUUUUUGE. How could you possibly miss it?

...

...

...

After a couple of hours of fruitless searching, you had to admit to yourself you had no freaking idea where the Manor was anymore. The city changed hell of a lot in the past decade, and you don't remember a damn thing about it. What was also pretty frustrating, though in hindsight not surprising, was that literally almost every reference to Wayne Manor had be scrubbed off the net. Google searches revealed nothing of its location. Hell, there weren't even any pictures of the place, either. Whatever Dad did, he was extremely thorough about it.

Grumbling to yourself, you kick a random can lying on the ground. Except you kick it a bit too hard and it goes flying off, cracking a car windshield about a quarter mile away.

Whoops.

However, your net search wasn't TOTALLY useless. You managed to track down some familiar names that you could use as leads. You were the daughter of the motherfucking World's Greatest Detective, after all.

>Track down Aunt Barbara. How hard could it be to find the Police Commissioner?
>Head to Wayne Tower. Somebody there has got to know where he is.
>Search for crimes Batman might go intervene in.
>Other

>>33322465
>Search for crimes Batman might go intervene in.

lets get into some trabble

>>33322288
Aw Sheeeit

>>33322465
>Search for crimes Batman might go intervene in.

Eh. Let's go beat up some Jokers.

And isn't the Manor near the waterfront? Check along there.

>>33322465
So we look like 10 years old?
Husbando when?

>>33322465
>>Head to Wayne Tower. Somebody there has got to know where he is.

>>33322519
Obviously we know no better and attempt to seduce terry

>>33322465
>>Search for crimes Batman might go intervene in.


Oh yeah, in Batman Beyond he dated batgirl.

That was kind of weird.

Rolled 18

>>33322465
>Track down Aunt Barbara

So...how's that gunshot sound crippling you in the back going?

>>33322465
>>Track down Aunt Barbara. How hard could it be to find the Police Commissioner?

>>33322465

Break into the nearest airforce base and steal a Black Hawk. Fly around the waterfront looking for the manor.

>>33322465
>Track down Aunt Barbara

>>33322550
Actually I will find that hilarious mostly due to the possible pedo jokes.

Also snu snu

>>33322465
>Search for crimes Batman might go intervene in.
Let's go look for some cyberpunks

>>33322465
>Track down Aunt Barbara. How hard could it be to find the Police Commissioner?

>>33322579
>Cyberpunks?

In before Clover Entertainment has a fanbase here.

>>33322465
>>Search for crimes Batman might go intervene in.
Time for fun.

>>33322576
And not the incest?

>>33322576

and incest

>>33322607
>>33322579

>go to nearest college
>enroll in a computer science major
>get machatronics masters
>continue quest in 6 years as leet haxor

>>33322637
>>33322639

>wincest on the mind

Have I mentioned how much i love tg

>>33322607
At this point, I bet the whole roster of Clover girls (and cyber wolf) could take the MC here.

>>33322651
>leet haxor
>6 years
>college

You don't know much about hacking, do you?

>>33322465
>track down aunt barbara

Rolled 5

>>33322576
Pedo? Both are of age, but both are bro and sis.

That's incest there son.

And incest is wincest

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMXjtvMAFlI

>>33322694

I don't have any sort of comp sci / EE degree, but I do know for a fact that both would help. If you understand EE / physical logic, you know how to work with data interception. If you are really good at programming / have tinkered with an OS or two, you understand vulnerabilities. A cyber security degree would also help. But no, I don't claim to be any sort of leet hacker, but I understand the fundamentals of how it would, theoretically, work. Can I hack? Fuck no, would have no clue where to start, I can't even program decently.

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>>33322607
>>33322651
>>33322694
CHAINSAW KNEES MOTHERFUCKER!

>>33322783
His expression is the best thing there.

>yo

>>33321992
>It's gonna be a nasty surprise when you find out he named you after the dog, that's for sure.
Ace the Bathound came first.

>>33322668
Batman smarts and Almost WW strength, kind of iffy on that.

>>33322805
>Heard you were talking shit

>>33322465
Well, you suppose you just do the tried and true method, find something that will lure Batman out and you'll handle things from there. As you contemplate your next move, you're interrupted by the roar of motorcycle engines. You look up to see about a dozen brightly colored motorcycles tearing down the street, carrying over a dozen rowdy teenagers in silly clown costumes and makeup. You raise an eyebrow at the ridiculous sight, and you wonder why the HELL anybody would want to dress up as a clown in public. However, they had all the hallmarks of a street gang.

And gears turn in your head...

>Start a fight with the clown bikers.
>Leave them be.
>Other

>>33322919
>>Start a fight with the clown bikers.
Keep with tradition, wonder why we were named after a nation while we beat up Jokerz.

>>33322919
>Start a fight with the clown bikers.

jokerz were made for punching

>>33322919
>Start a fight with the clown bikers.

>>33322841
Technically he named her after Ace from the first Royal Flush Gang. The psychic girl what died of a massive brain aneurism.

>>33322919
>>Start a fight with the clown bikers.

Lets do this

>>33322934
>The psychic girl what died of a massive brain aneurism.
this is the greatest sentence I've ever read

>>33322919

Start a fight and steal yoself a sweet-ass whip and some operator hand cannons fo busting caps.

>ib4 batman doesn't show up
>ib4 we end up without a bike after this

>>33322919
>Leave them be.

Something is off about this quest so far, I can't put my finger on it. I love the concept. The prose is okay. What isn't clicking?

Rolled 6

>>33322919
>Fight bikers.

Give me your clothes and your motorcycles.

>>33322919
>Start a fight with the clown bikers.
oh well.

BTW, did anyone see the new CW show replacing Arrow? That's right. the FLASH is back and it looks awesome and done right!

>>33322934
no, Bruce named both the Dog and his daughter after the Ace Chemical plant, where his husbando was created

speaking of , Merc! is this pre or post Return of the Joker?

>>33322919
>Start a fight with the clown bikers.
We have to, its in our blood

>>33322991
Post, so there's less canon entaglement to worry about.

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>>33322991
Guys, let's not fight. We'll just call the MC Punchichi.

>>33323041

>Post

>So terry knows hes of Bruce's blood.

Dammit merc.

Why shut down the wincest

>>33323090
he doesnt know we are too

>>33323135
Yes, because our calling him 'dad' will completely escape his attention.

>>33323090
We'll just have to seduce him harder.

>>33323135
>Aceria Themyscira Wayne
Sure...

>>33323090
Pretty sure Terry doesn't find out about that until well after the movie.

>>33323090

>So terry knows hes of Bruce's blood.

I never knew. So much for Terry not being a spoiled little cunt.

>>33323173
like at least 10 years after the movie

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Well let's just hope we don't cross into Earth-2341. Silver Age Batman probably lives there...

>>33323090
Terry didn't find out about that until a long time after Return of the Joker.

Hey Merc, this is probably unlikely, but I don't suppose any of the Batman Beyond comics factor into this story?

>>33323178
well it was done METAL GEAR style

>>33323156

>ignore bruce
>acquire terry dick

>>33323201
was it done via some kind of medical patch?

Rolled 14

>>33323203
Sounds like a legit plan.

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>>33323203

>>33323226
As she said: "He left his DNA ALL OVER the place."

>>33323226
Pretty much. They stole some of bruce's blood and fertilized an egg with his DNA.

>>33323231
THATS DEADPOOL MOTHERFUCKER!

>>33323226
Cloning and non-consensual implantation.

>>33323249
"Not even remotely what I meant!"

>>33323252
>>33323266
>she Les Enfants Terribles Bruce

fucking hell man!

>>33323249
>>33323252

Here's the video in question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obNX0cJ2eZc

Rolled 10

>>33323287
>Batman everywhere.

Crime would be so fucked the world would go back to 60s Adam West peace.

>>33323325
I am wondering that also WHY STOP WITH ONE!?

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>>33322919
Heh, you can could just imagine two little miniature versions of your parents sitting on your shoulders. Dad one side warning you not to start unnecessary fights and putting undue risk on yourself, and Mom on the other telling you that it's every heroes' duty to beat the crap out of criminals where they may be.

Yeah, well, it looks like Mom was winning this argument.

Seeing another can lying on the ground, you kick it up in the air and perform a textbook spin kick, sending the can flying and smacking directly into the lead clown's forehead, causing him to fall off his bike and sending clowns screeching in all directions as they slam the brakes.

"HEY! WHO DID THAT!" One of the clowns glares, trying to find the attacker.

"Yo." You say, waving at them. The clowns all look at each other and dismount their bikes. You carefully keep track of each and every one of them, and note that quite a few of them were armed with improvised weaponry.

"You know, this place is dangerous for little girls...." One purple suited clown grins as he steps forward, two larger clowns flanking him. "They might get hurt if they're not careful."

>Oh yeah, somebody's gonna get hurt. (Attack)
>I have no idea what you're talking about. (Play dumb)
>Haha... did I do that? (Flee)
>Other

>>33323347
I would fuck that chick so hard.

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so we're gonna be Batgirl Beyond?

>>33323347
>Oh yeah, somebody's gonna get hurt. (Attack)
We'll be the violent one in the batfam

>>33323347

Triple back handspring, double back, into flying side kick to leader's face.

>>33323363
Nah, we're totally saving it for the Dee Dees. They've got their grandma's figure.
She was a looker when she was young, you know.

>>33323339
Liquid Bat and Solid Bat.....

>>33323347
>I have no idea what you're talking about. (Play dumb)

Gee wilikers did I do that?

>>33323347
>>I have no idea what you're talking about. (Play dumb)

>>33323347
>>I have no idea what you're talking about. (Play dumb)

woops

>>33323347
>Oh yeah, somebody's gonna get hurt. (Attack)

>>33323347
>Oh yeah, somebody's gonna get hurt. (Attack)

Amazons don't strike me as funny types and banter is Terry's department

So should we pull out the forced memes early on, or should we save them for later?

>>33323347
>I have no idea what you're talking about. (Play dumb)
Drop their guard first, then nut shot.

>>33323424
but we are not full amazon!

>>33323347
>>Oh yeah, somebody's gonna get hurt. (Attack)

>>33323426
Well if I'm gonna get this out of my system:

>"PUNK!? Punk is nothing but death and crime. And the RAGE of a BEAST!"

>>33323424
I'm kind of getting the feeling we had a screwy childhood. It does appear that we ran away from home for one thing

>>33323444
half amazon, half " most of my expressions are scowling" Batman

>>33323482
yep we are going to hurt people.....

>>33322957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWHHsdE_oQg

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>>33323347
"Oh yeah, somebody is gonna get hurt." You give your most innocent smile before dashing forward. Thanks to your Amazonian speed and strength, you close the distance between yourself and the clown leader in the blink of an eye, and before his buddies can do anything about it, you slam your fist of Greek fury right into the clown's nose, sending flying into the other side of the street.

Man, if Hercules were here to see that punch he would be so fucking proud of you.

The clowns just stand there stunned for a second, unsure of what to do.

"GET HER!" One of them finally yells.

Your first instinct is to reach for your weapons, which you've hidden in your backpack. You have a pair of variable frequency knives from Dad. On a high setting the could cut pretty much anything, and on low setting they hit like nightsticks. They even had taser prods hidden in the handle because Dad was Dad.

You also had Masamune, an enchanted sword Mom got from one of her Asian friends. It could cut anything except living flesh, which it passed through harmlessly. Well, not exactly harmlessly. It still hurt like hell.

Or, you know, you could just do this the old fashioned way. You could probably use the challenge, anyways.

>Use your knives.
>Use your sword.
>Use your fists.
>Other

>>33323692
>Use your fists.

The old ways are best.

>>33323692
>>Use your fists

>>33323692
>>Use your knives.

Because Ninja.

But go non-lethal.

>>33323692
>>Use your knives.

>>33323692
>Beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker

>>33323692
>Use your fists.
Why are there any other options?

>>33323692
>Use your fists.
If we can't handle a few street punks, we don't deserve to be called an Amazonian.

>>33323692
>Use your fists.

unruly highschool drop outs are easy

and using the knives will tip off master detective Bruce to our arrival and RUIN THE SURPRISE VISIT!

>>33323726

>"Are Criminals still cowardly and superstitious?"

>>33323692
>>Use your fists.

>>33323692
>fists

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>>33323743

Oh. YES.

>>33323692

>using weapons
>here

Make not shamefur dispray

>>33323692
>>Other
Use a Jokerz to beat the Jokerz

>>33323743
YES!!!

>>33323692

Supporting this:>>33323743

>>33323743
I have to pick this

>>33323737

Changing my vote to: >>33323743

>Beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker

Love it

>>33323743
changing my vote from fists to this.

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>>33323692
Nah, you were taught to only resort to your weapons against ACTUAL threats. True, these guys outnumbered you pretty bad, but they were just puny humans. You were Ace, QUEEN OF THE AMAZO-

Shit, you were getting carried away there. You focus your attention to the fight at hand. You may have Mom's strength, but it was Dad's training that really stuck with you. You wait for the clowns to make the first move, which they eagerly take.

To you, their movements are slow and clumsy, like they were in a vat of syrup. It was so simple to twist your way out of their attacks, ducking and weaving to avoid poorly aimed punches and weapon swings. These clowns had no style or technique. Just punks flailing wildly in the darkness. You sucker punch one clown and disarm him of his pipe, tossing it another clown and tangling his legs, causing him to fall.

Another clown, a girl this time, aims a flying kick at you. You lean back to dodge her high heeled foot, and wrap your hands around her slender legs, literally grabbing her out of the air. You swing her around like a club, knocking down three more clowns.

You're pretty sure you're cackling madly at this point.

Your enhances sense warn you of another clown trying to sneak behind you. A big one. However, you also sense the presence of a shadowy figure behind the clown, watching and waiting. Batman, maybe?

>Whoever it is, give him a show. Knock the shit outta that clown trying to sneak up on you.
>Let the Batman make his entrance.
>Other

>>33324117
>>Whoever it is, give him a show. Knock the shit outta that clown trying to sneak up on you.
Do the patented back hand!

>>33324117
>Whoever it is, give him a show. Knock the shit outta that clown trying to sneak up on you.

no need to deceive Terry

>>33324117

Start pretending to be losing the fight.

Rolled 7

>>33324117
>Let ZA BATMAN make his entrance.

>>33324117
>Let Batman make his entrance

And as soon as he does, "Oh, thank you so much, batman! I am such a huge fan! But anyway, I really need to go see Bruce, mind letting me tag along when you go back?"

>>33324117
>Whoever it is, give him a show. Knock the shit outta that clown trying to sneak up on you.

>>33324117
>>Let the Batman make his entrance.

Do a 'come hither here' at the shadow

Let him know we know hes here.

>>33324117
>Whoever it is, give him a show. Knock the shit outta that clown trying to sneak up on you.

>>33324117
>Whoever it is, give him a show. Knock the shit outta that clown trying to sneak up on you.
>>33324146 has the right of it, let's backhand a motherfucker

>>33324202

>Backmotherfucker a motherfucker

>>33324202
>>33324146
A video of Batman's signature attack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeylKmuADCM

>>33323426
>>33324244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6qdmXrBSu0

And they don't call you Dick for nothing either.

>>33324117
Believe it or not, Dad taught you a move for exactly this sort of situation. You decide to let the clown get a little closer and continue your spin, finally letting go of the clown you're holding and sending her flying into another group of clowns, knocking them all down like bowling pins. You wait a couple seconds for the clown behind you to draw closer before quickly and casually backhanding him in the face, send him on his ass and clutching his nose in pain.

"This bitch is crazy!" One of the clowns croaks. "Let's get out of here!"

The ones that still can get up to their feet and drag their wounded or unconscious comrades away as they make their escape. You don't really bother chasing them. They've done their part.

You glance a bit behind you and see that the shadow is preparing to leave, now that the show was over.

>Call him out.
>Follow him.
>Other

>>33324462
>>Call him out.

>>33324462
>Call him out.

cut the BS. Dialogue and character interaction are strength of quests anyways

>>33324488
>Dialogue and character interaction are strength of quests

...what bizzaro world do you come from?

>>33324462
>Call him out.

Try to be polite about it, maybe jump up onto a rooftop so we can have some privacy for our chat.

>>33324462
>>Call him out.
From our previous choices, it seems our MC is quite the hothead.

>>33324462
>Call him out.

>>33324462
>Call him out.

Rolled 15

>>33324462
>"HEY BRUCE, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE THIS SECOND!"

>>33324462
Call him out

>>33324578
Let's NOT go with that. In fact, let's go with just about anything BUT that. We're young, not retarded.

Rolled 2

>>33324753
I think that was a given when I typed that. But some people would actually think I'm serious huh?

Would be kinda funny to do it in the way Diana probably said it to Bruce when he dun goofed. You know she wore the pants of the relationship some of the time.

>>33324838
Suggestions will always be taken seriously in quests.

Because, no matter how retarded the suggestion, the QM might just go for it.

Rolled 8

>>33324899

I don't think this particular QM is on that level of stupidity like other ones I've seen before him (Harem Quest and Neckbeard Quest anyone?).

Course I may have just jinxed it by saying that and having a little faith in him.

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>>33324462
"So," You say without turning around. "Enjoy the show?"

Having been found out, the shadowy figure no longer makes any effort to hide and drops down to the street. You spin around on your heel to get a better look at him.

...yeah, that's definitely Dad's suit, all right, but it was definitely a different guy wearing it. You remembered Dad being much larger and more muscular. Whoever was wearing the suit though, was skinnier, but you you sensed he more than enough strength to kick ass, even without the suit. Judging from the size, you had to guess that he couldn't be much older than you are. Maybe even younger.

"Those were certainly some skills you got." Batman growls. You're not sure if he's doing that on his own or if it was some feature of the suit to hide his voice. "But I get the feeling you started that fight for a reason."

"Oh, you say?" You grin. "It just so happens I was looking for the infamous Batman!"

"...what do you want." Batman narrows his eyes.

"I," You point a thumb to yourself, "Am Aceria Wayne, daughter of Bruce Wayne and by extension the daughter of the original Batman!"

Batman just stands there and blinks.

"...what."

"That's right!" You nod. "And I demand you take me back to the Manor!"

"You claim to be Bruce Wayne's daughter, but you don't even know where he lives?" Batman raises an eyebrow.

"He's hard to find!" You pout and point at him. "But you gotta know, right?"

"Just a second." Batman holds a finger up to you and turns around, obviously activating a comm device. However, you can totally hear what he's saying.

(cont)

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>>33324981
"Yeah, she's claiming to be your daughter. Said her name's 'Aceria'... Yeah! I was surprised, too! I mean, you can't possibly have... What? WHAT!... Okay okay...But you owe me an explanation!"

Batman then turns around, now in a particularly foul mood.

"Can you fly?"

"Would I be mucking about down here if I could?" You roll your eyes.

"Guess you're riding with me, then."

At that moment, a large, black flying vehicle appears in the sky behind Batman. Batman crouches down before leaping into the air, doing a somersault as he lands in the craft's cockpit.

"Get in."

>Ride in the back.
>Fuck that ride on top. You enjoy the wind on your face.
>Other

>>33324993
>>Ride in the back.

>>33324993
>>Ride in the back.
We need face time.

>>33324993
>Ride in the back.

Air conditioning brah

>>33324993
>>Other
"Kay~"

Sit on his lap

>>33324993
>Ride in the back

>>33324993
>Sit on Terry's lap.

>>33325015
Yes. YES

>>33325015
Yes. This.

>>33324993
>>Fuck that ride on top. You enjoy the wind on your face.

Batsurfboard ho

Rolled 9

>>33324993
>Fuck that ride on top. You enjoy the wind on your face.

Comeon now ride on the damn roof everyone.

>>33324993
>>Ride in the back.

>>33325015
>>33325041
>>33325042
>>33325048
No, bad anon

>>33325015
Do it

Rolled 87

>>33324993
>>Other
Ride in Terry's Lap. Cuddle abit.

>play as batman's loli daughter
>turboslut at the first opportunity

Oddly enough, this is not surprising.

>Ride in the back.

>>33324972
It only requires one bad decision like that to cause a shitstorm.

And everyone makes bad decisions, anon.

>>33325092
Its also perfect for a rich brat.

I'm basically playing her as rori mercury

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>>33325015

Make it so

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>>33325015
>>33325041
>>33325084

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>>33324993
"Okay!" You say cheerfully, easily copying Batman's somersault and landing directly on his lap. "Let's go!"

"By 'ride with me', I meant in the back seat." Batman sighs and shakes his head.

"Oh... OH!" You nod in realization and with one more quick somersault, you plop yourself in the rear passenger seat.

"This is gonna be a long night..." You hear Batman grumble as he hits the throttle.

>Ask him his real name.
>Ask how Dad is doing.
>Ask him about those dumb clowns.
>Other

>>33325214
>>Ask how Dad is doing.
This is kind of important.

Rolled 6

>>33325214
>"How's my dad doing? Is he still a cranky old man?"

>>33325214
>Ask him his real name.
>Ask how Dad is doing.
>Ask him about those dumb clowns.

all the questions

because radio sucks

>>33325214
>Ask how Dad is doing.

>>33325214
>>Ask how Dad is doing

>>33325214
>Ask how Dad is doing.
>Ask him about those dumb clowns.

Rolled 20

Just wondering, was there ever a somewhat good reason in the comics for the Lazarus Pit NOT turning someone insane? Cause I want to see old Bruce kickin' some ass again, but not without some comic canon backing it up.

>>33325214
>Ask how Dad is doing.

Ask if he's still a big softie underneath all the gravel and grumpiness. If he's been doing much crimefighting himself or if he's just sequestered himself up in his manor. Joke around by imitating Dad's Batman voice.

>>33325015

haha, honestly, this quest is retard mode, do it

>>33325344
the league of assassins have like 99.9% of them lock, stock, and barrel

>>33325449
>implying Talia wouldn't jump at the chance to get a (more) sociopathic, young Bruce

>>33325503
>Talia

about that anon....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_wrUs2SEZE

>>33325344
Closest to the Lazarus Pit not driving someone nuts is Al Ghul himself and only because he uses them so regularly and knows what to expect, and he still has psychotic episodes right after

Oh, and that one time that Joker got dunked and came back momentarily sane (And promptly went INSANE from the horror of realizing how much horrific shit he'd done while insane)

>>33325214
"So, how's Dad been doing?" You ask, leaning forward on the back of Batman's seat. "Is he still being a cranky old man?"

"More than you know." Batman responds with a bit more warmth in his voice. "He's a literal slave driver."

"Yeah, but despite everything he does, he's still a big softie underneath, yeah?"

"When there's a blue moon out." Batman wisecracks.

"I thought so."

You can feel the Batmobile beginning to descend and you look at the viewscreen just in time to see Wayne Manor, literally unchanged from since you last saw it. The Batmobile circles around the general area for a bit before dropping down into a hidden hangar leading straight to the Batcave. The moment the craft touches down, Batman leaps out and you quickly follow suit.

"So, how old are you, twelve?" Batman asks as you dust yourself off.

>Bitch, I'm probably older than you are.
>Yeah, sure, let's go with that.
>Why do you want to know...?
>Other

>>33325567
>Yeah, sure, let's go with that.

>>33325567
>>Why do you want to know...?

>>33325547
wow

>>33325567
>>Why do you want to know...?
*jokingly* Are you interested?

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>>33325567
>>Bitch, I'm probably older than you are.

Nobody insults the Yasen

>>33325567
>Bitch, I'm probably older than you are.

>>33325567
>Why do you want to know~?
Haha, let's fuck with his head more.

>>33325567
>>Bitch, I'm probably older than you are.

This is going to be a sore point

Rolled 20

>>33325567
Bitch respect your elders, I'm probably older than you are.

>>33325567
>Why do you want to know...?

>>33325599
Seconding.

>>33325567
>Why do you want to know...?
Seems like a good opportunity to fuck with Terry, so why not?

>>33325599
Why not flick our hair while we're at it?

>>33325646

And go ara ara

>>33325677

Lolis can't go ara ara

>>33325567
>Why do you want to know...?

>>33325567
>>Why do you want to know...?

>>33325683
The hell we can't

Rolled 13

>>33325683
Ancient lolis can, but we're neither Ancient nor Japanese.

I don't think Greek 20-30 year old women go Ara Ara~ in real life.

>>33325567
Laugh at that for a couple seconds.

"Isn't it considered rude to ask a lady's age?

Work it out yourself, you're supposed to be the next World's Greatest Detective."

>>33325683
lolis older then they look can

>>33325774

This. Much classier.

>>33325774

oh god this line is fantastic it has to be used

>>33325774
THIS

>>33325774
Do it.

Rolled 18

>>33325620
Nat 20 roller here

Changing my vote to this. >>33325774

Sooo really, not one of you has thought of this when the subject of a young Wonder Woman was brought up....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVVvMRbxPMI

>>33325774
>This.

>>33325924
oh god I remember that shit

a brattier but less asshole-ish r63 Damian sans rape and al ghul backstory and add batswondy pandering and superpowers in cyberpunk Gotham ?

Rolled 10

>>33325924
How did I know it'd be that scene?

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>>33325567
"Why do you want to know...?" You grin smugly and flick your hair seductively. ""Isn't it considered rude to ask a lady's age? Work it out yourself, you're supposed to be the next World's Greatest Detective."

"It doesn't matter how old you actually are. You act like a twelve year old so I'm going to treat you like one." Batman says flatly, crossing his arms.

Ouch, he definitely picked up some mannerisms from Dad.

Batman then cracks his own smug grin. "Twerp."

OH NO HE DIDN'T JUST CALL YOU A-

"Ace."

You freeze as you hear a voice you never heard for over a decade. Sure, it was wracked with age and years of bitterness, but you could still recall it as clearly as the last time you ever heard him speak. You spin around and see your father, older but in the flesh.

"DAAAAAAD!" You tackle hug him, though make sure to keep your strength toned down so as not to accidentally hurt him. To his credit, he manages to keep his footing and awkwardly returns the hug."

"You never told me you had a kid." Batman comments.

"You never asked." Dad grumps before turning his attention back to you. "As for you, Ace. What are you doing here?"

"Visiting." You shrug.

"...how's your mother?" Dad asks after a moments' hesitation, as if he were debating on asking at all.

>Still pretty pissed at you.
>You should talk to her. She really misses you.
>Running an island civilization, punching out gods, the normal stuff.
>Other

>>33326014
If this turns out half as good as Dickbats and Jerkrobin I will love it forever and ever

>>33326051
>>Running an island civilization, punching out gods, the normal stuff.

>>33326051
>Still pretty pissed at you.

>>33326051
>Running an island civilization, punching out gods, the normal stuff.

rule 63 greek thor is fun mom

>>33326051
>>You should talk to her. She really misses you.

>>33326051
>>Running an island civilization, punching out gods, the normal stuff.
>Still pretty pissed at you.

>>33326051

>Running an island civilization, punching out gods, the normal stuff.
>>You should talk to her. She really misses you.

>>33326051
>"Oh you know, running an island civilization, punching out gods, the normal stuff."

And after a beat

>"You should talk to her. She really misses you."

>>33326051
>>You should talk to her. She really misses you.

Bruce and Diana was the only romance I actually cared about in JLU

>>33326051
>>Running an island civilization, punching out gods, the normal stuff.
>You should talk to her. She really misses you.

>>33326051
Ack, I dropped my trip.

>>33326051
>>Still pretty pissed at you.

>>Running an island civilization, punching out gods, the normal stuff.

>Who's the twerp?

>>33326051
>You should talk to her. She really misses you.
Seems like the best option to me.

>>33326051

"Last I heard she hooked up with iron man, once you go black..."

>>33326231
Nah, you don't really talk about your mom that way.

>>33326231
>iron man
>DC universe

You had one fucking job anon

>>33326257
He's thinking of Steel or whatever the guys name is.

>>33326270
Also, let's not mention that movie...

>>33326257
>>33326270

I honestly have no idea what's going on. I watched some batman beyond. Other than that I don't know what's going on past Punisher Max, which, as I understand it, tries to avoid all superheroes.

>>33326251

What else is there to do in this quest. Batman family drama time.

>>33326289
Kazam?

Does /co/ know you're running this? They'd lose their shit.

Batman/ Wonder Woman shipping... well at least it's not Superman Wonder Woman. That rarely turns out well for the rest of Earth.

>>33326296
all of Batman Beyond is on Netflix

>>33326313
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T FUCKING TELL THEM!

>>33326051
>You should talk to her. She really misses you.

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>>33326051
"Oh, you know, running an island civilization, punching out gods, the usual stuff." You grin. "You should really talk to her! She really misses you!"

"I'm sure she does." Dad closes his eyes and sighs, before hardening his face back into that stoic scowl he's always been so famous for. "Terry, report."

"Bruce, I don't think-"

"Ace, this is Terry McGinnis, my successor." Dad says. "You can take the mask off already. She can be trusted to keep a secret. Isn't that right?"

"R-right!" You laugh nervously under Dad's iron stare. "Lips sealed!"

Batman, no, Terry, reluctantly pulls the mask off and... damn, he actually didn't look half bad. Funnily enough, he sorta looked like Dad when he was a lot younger, but you just write that off as coincidence.

"Okay, happy now?" Terry sighs.

"Not really." Bruce responds flatly. "Report."

"Somebody's definitely supplying military hardware to the local gangs." Terry reaches into a pouch and takes out a very fancy looking handgun. "Sera Arms needle pistol. Shoots armor piercing rounds capable of punching through most kinds of body armor and portable enough to hide in your pocket."

"Did you read the manual to find that out?" Bruce asks.

"I asked the guy who had it nicely." Terry retorts with a sly grin.

"Oooooh, are you guys working a case?" You widen your eyes. "Can I help?"

"Bruce..." Terry looks at Dad with a worried expression.

"Now, Terry, she's well past the age to make her own decisions." Dad assures him, but then glares hard at you. "However, if you want to do crime fighting in MY city, you'll do it under MY rules, do you understand? If not, I'm sure Metropolis or Bludhaven will be happy to have you. Or you can always go back to Themyscira."

>You can't order me around!
>Okay, sure, Dad.
>Other

>>33326746
>>Okay, sure, Dad.

Daddies' girl.

>>33326746
>>Okay, sure, Dad.
>>Terry can be my Robin

>>33326746
>>Okay, sure, Dad.

>>33326746
>Okay, sure, Dad.
His city, his rules sounds pretty fair to me.

>>33326746
"Your rules? That doesn't mean I have to put on the batgirl costume does it?"

>>33326746
>Okay, sure, Dad.

>>33326783
>Oh my god this.

>>33326746
>Okay, sure, Dad.
As long as we can do things Adam West style every once in a while, sure!

>>33326746
>You can't order me around!
You're not my Mom, you can't tell me what to do

>>33326746
>>Okay, sure, Dad.
>>Other
But none of that silly stuff of 'leave me and run' again, really! *pout*

>>33326783

all of my yes

>>33326746
>Okay, sure, Dad.

"Does this mean I also get fancy Bat-Equipment? I mean Mom's stuff is cool and all, but you always have the best gear.

But don't you dare try to make me wear heels like Auntie Babs did."

Rolled 58

>>33326783
Oh Lawdy, this.

>>33326859
Has Adam West even existed in this universe? Another topic of interest is if a man by the name Kevin Conroy sounds exactly like Bruce.

>>33326746
>>33326783

Do this

>>33326920
That wasn't meant to be an IC comment, but you raise an interesting point. My guess is that the various Batman serieses still exist in some form or another, since it's not like Bats can claim copyright without going public.

>>33326920
A better question is if the Condiment King was canon in Beyond...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnaHXjJAHrA

or dare I say... Crazy Quilt and Polkadot man

>>33326958
I often wonder how superhero copyrights work. You just know there's merchandise everywhere.

>>33327045
>>33326958
Or maybe they have different occupations in a multiverse. Like in All-Star Superman where Superman travels to a world where he doesn't exist.

The concept of a Superman exists even though he doesn't.

You know what we could really use, a bow. Either magic, or made out of materials that let us take advantage of our superstrength.

We're almost assuredly an excellent archer, we grew up on Themyscira after all, it gives us a long range delivery mechanism for all sorts of Bat-thingies, and it ought to be pretty much silent unless we break the sound barrier with our arrows.

>>33327169
Love the concept, but too Green Arrow.

>>33327169
Son, that would be a railgun. Forget trying nonlethal approaches.

>>33327169
>>33327193

Going by the ninja theme, Ace probably has something of a blow pipe or shuriken.

Now imagine either breaking the sound barrier.

>>33326746
"Sure, Dad!" You nod quickly. "Terry can be my Robin!"

"HEY!" Terry grunts.

"Denied." Bruce says flatly. "In terms of actual crime fighting, Terry has seniority over you. Diana may have kept on training you these past years, but I'm very certain you don't actually have much experience in the field."

"...maybe." You reluctantly admit.

"You'll be subordinate to Terry when you're in the field. He knows how things in Gotham work. If you can prove yourself, maybe I'll let you act on your own, but you'll have to earn that right."

"Understood, Dad." You sigh.

"Now, I wasn't really expecting company, so I don't have any gear or equipment prepared for you, much less a suit, but I do have some things lying around." Dad grumbles. "That is, unless you feel like you don't need them. I know Diana has never been one to put too much trust in technology."

>Yeah, I'd rather do stuff with my own two hands.
>Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!
>Other

>>33327263
>Yeah, I'd rather do stuff with my own two hands.

>>33327263
>>Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!

Toys are always fun.

>>33327263
>>Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!

fun toys are fun

>>33327263
>>Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!

>>33327263
>Always be prepared

>>33327263
>>Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!
Can she fly? If not we need a grappling hook.
And some batarangs.

>>33327263
>Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!

>>33327300
This. Maybe the old man will smile at that. Who am I kidding?{/spoiler]

>>33327263
>Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!
You can do so many fun things with them!

>>33327193
Then do discus instead. Women should only use use engulfing weapons like the throwing anus, after all.

>>33327263
>>Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!
Kids like what they can't have at home. My cousins would always drink all the soda and eat all the chips whenever they visited because it was forbidden food at their house.
Granted I doubt Ace would know much about tech, but I'm sure she'd be fascinated by most of it due to the society she was raised.

>>33327314
Hey he could always do it when we can't see his face.

>>33327343
Terry is going to ruthlessly snark at Bruce about him going soft.

>>33327263
>Other
"I know, Dad. Victory loves preparation."

>>33327263
>Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!

Fuck yeah, gadgets! And a utility belt, we totally need one of those. Time to embrace this side of our heritage.

>>33327193
What if it was a recurve bow shaped like a bat? Would that help?

>>33327210
That is a potential problem, having the bow be able to scale down to manageable levels seems like a necessity for this. But there are threats that could take it without dying, and you never know when you need to take out robots or environmental features.

Now I'm imagining taking out helicopters with an atlatl.

>>33327383
Terry did have to face more durable foes than Bruce did, on average. Mostly because Batman Beyond is really just "Spiderman if he was trained by Batman", but the point stands. A super strength-backed arrow would be too much for the average Joker, but it would be perfect against something like GOLEM or Earthmover.

>>33327503
Well this is a Cyberpunk Gotham City, I think people would be a bit tougher than the criminals of the past (But that's rendered moot because magic exists in the DC universe)

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>>33327263
If we can get a suit, can we get Cass' suit?

>>33327263
"Are you kidding? I fucking LOVE gadgets!" You grin.

"Language." Dad tuts, bopping you on the head with his cane. "Follow me."

He leads you deeper into the Batcave into what looks like an armory, littered with all sorts of gadgets and gear he had no doubt been tinkering with during all these years.

"Smoke bombs." He says, handing you a pouch full of small, spherical pellets. "They're shock sensitive, so if you throw them at a hard surface with sufficient force they'll automatically deploy a smokescreen you can use for cover and concealment."

He then hands you another pouch.

"Batarangs. Standard issue. You should know how these work."

Finally, he pulls out a simple, black batsuit, obviously intended for a female.

"I was originally intending for Barbara to have a suit similar to Terry's, before she officially retired. I never took it past preliminary development, but it should suit your needs." He hands it to you. It will provide protection from extreme environments and most small arms and blades."

"What, no grappling hook?" You ask a bit jokingly.

"Given your speed and agility, a grappling hook is largely superfluous. Plus I phased those out ever since the batsuit was flight capable. But the gloves and boots of your suit have special fibers that will allow you grip almost any surface. That should help you navigate the city better."

"Thanks!" You smile. "So, when do we get started?"

"Now." Dad glances at his watch. "The night is still young, and we've got work to do. Terry is launching in five minutes, so I suggest you get dressed."

GODDAMN

Five minutes later and you've barely managed to pull the suit on before dropping into the backseat of the Batmobile.

"Ready yet, Twerp?" Terry asks.

"Is that what you're going to keep calling me from now on?" You scowl.

"Yep. Pretty much." Terry shrugs. "Ready?"

"Let's go!" You nod.

(cont)

>>33328034

You're pressed back into your seat as the Batmobile accelerates, shooting off the cave's launch ramp and into the hazy night sky of Gotham City.

"I've been running a background check on the manufacturer of those weapons, Sera Arms. No records of any stolen or missing weapons, but the serial number doesn't match any of the weapons shipped out of their main factory."

"...which means whoever is distributing is an insider." Terry concludes.

"Exactly. The only way we're going to find out for sure is to investigate Sera Arms itself. Their main offices and factory are both in Gotham. I'll leave it up to you to decide which to investigate first."

"Only a few hours until dawn. We'll probably only have time to check one of them out." Terry grumbles. "Twerp, which one do you feel like checking out?"

>Corruption always comes from the top, right? To the offices!
>Let's go straight to the source. To the factory!
>Why don't we split up?

>>33328049
>Let's go straight to the source. To the factory!

>>33328049
>>Why don't we split up?

>>33328049
>Let's go straight to the source. To the factory!

Never split the party.

>>33328049
>Let's go straight to the source. To the factory!

And fill Terry in on our capabilities and superpowers. Especially our super senses so if we say we hear/smell/see something he just listens to us and accepts it.

Go to the local military base and race fighter jets.

>>33328049
>>Let's go straight to the source. To the factory!

>>33328049
>Let's go straight to the source. To the factory!
Hit em where it hurts!

>>33328049
>>Let's go straight to the source. To the factory!

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>>33321964
Lois Lane, "Daily Planet". I was wondering if you could comment on how you come up with the best possible quests?

>>33328049
"Let's go straight to the source. The factory!" You grin.

"Alright, to the factory then." Terry banks the Batmobile to the proper heading. "So, anyways, uh, what exactly are your powers?"

"Well, if you've ever seen Wonder Woman in action, I have her powers, though on a much lesser level." You shrug. "You know, enhanced strength and speed, invulnerability, and sharper senses."

"But you can't fly?"

"I can't fly, YET." You pout. "Mom didn't exactly teach me how to do that."

"I see." Terry says simply. The rest of the ride is awkwardly quiet, but fortunately it's not a very long one. Within a minute or two the Batmobile comes to a stop and hovers over a large factory facility in Gotham's industrial district.

"Okay, we're here." Terry says. "I'll disable their security. That should buy us some time to investigate the place. You see what you can find out while I'm gone."

With that, Terry activates his rockets and jets off into the night, heading for the far end of the factory complex. You drop down from the hovering Batmobile and land on the roof the building. Your mask's HUD quickly displays a blueprint of the facility, and marks several areas of interest.

>Loading bay. This is where all the weapons are actually distributed.
>Administrator's office. He might be in on this.
>Server room. This is where they hold all their data.
>Other

>>33328408
>>Server room. This is where they hold all their data.

>Loading Bay
If we catch them in a midnight shipment we can find out where it's going at the same time.

>>33328408
>>Loading bay. This is where all the weapons are actually distributed.
and then they go boom

>>33328330
>Brainiac attacks

ugh, what a terrible cash in that was

>>33328408
>>Loading bay. This is where all the weapons are actually distributed.

>>33328408
>>Loading bay. This is where all the weapons are actually distributed.
Seems like the easiest target to hit first.

>>33328408
>>Administrator's office. He might be in on this.
We can't let him get away. Let Terry do all the grunt work.

>>33328408
You sneak down to the loading docks, where you see quite a bit of activity. Fortunately for you, there are actually very few human workers here. All of the loading is being handled by automated forklift robots, which glide along the ground on their preset paths, picking up crates and loading them onto four waiting trucks. The only actual people you see are the truck drivers, who are on a coffee break as they wait for their vehicles to be loaded, and what looks to be a foreman overseeing the loading. You also see a couple of armed guards patrolling a catwalk above the dock, but they seemed easy enough to avoid.

Now, all you needed to was figure out if any of these shipments were up to no good.

>Hack the GPS of each truck to determine where they're going.
>Interrogate the foreman. He's got to know something.
>Plant a tracker on each truck.
>Other

>>33328641
>Plant a tracker on each truck.

>>33328641
>>Plant a tracker on each truck.

>>33328641
>Hack the GPS of each truck to determine where they're going.
This way we can stop them now if we need to, rather than let them go first.

>>33328641
>>Hack the GPS of each truck to determine where they're going.
>>Plant a tracker on each truck.

These two. We can do at the same time.

>>33328641
>Hack the GPS of each truck to determine where they're going.
I would rather be proactive than reactive right now.

>>33328641
>>Plant a tracker on each truck.

Time to be hyper-competent.
At least this way when everything goes south we can impress with our prep skills.

>>33328641
>Plant a tracker on each truck.

>>33328662
>>33328686
The problem is they could simply bullshit where they're going and you get no where fast. At least with the trackers you will know where they are.