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First for Powers

“Shit, barin probably would have been one of the first places they hit.” You say. “The five oh one gave the squiddies in this corridor absolute hell, especially after they integrated. This fallout shelter probably wouldn't have done a damn thing against a direct hit, maybe a near miss, but...”

Mav nods. “Kinda gives me the creeps. So you're saying anyone here woulda died?”

“If the castle had been hit directly? Oh, absolutely.” You say. “Standard back then was big bombs, cos you didn't know if you'd be able to hit exact or not, and the boom needed to be enough to knock out the target even if you missed by a couple miles.” You look around and shake your head.

“There's no way we're underneath enough rock to protect this place.” you say, flatly. “But if Barin wasn't hit directly, then it would have probably been enough. All they'd have needed to do was wait out the worst of the fallout and take an evacuation ship to wherever, and it'd have been fine.”

The door in the rear leads to another hallway, similar to the one out front, though this one, like the room before it, is covered in white tile and features a rounded ceiling. Three doors line the left side, while the right has two to either side of another hallway- you can just make out the turn with your flashlights. The hall terminates in another door, all of which are closed. It looks somewhat cleaner in here, though that's probably more because it's been sealed up better than the earlier rooms.

“More doors. Well, where to?” Mav says.

[] End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward.
[] Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.
[] Let's check the left side, then we'll check the right on the way out.

>>33283782
>We did study some history, but I was more interested in the war of northern aggression
God bless you Mav

>>33283815
Powers is always first.

>>33283847
>[] Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.

follow the route!

>>33283847
>End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward.

BUNKER GOT BACK

>>33283815
still crackin up on that shirley pinart

>>33283847
>[x] End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward.

>>33283847
>[] Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.
Seems to have worked thus far

>>33283847
>[] Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.

Keep on moving forward.

>>33283847
[x] End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward.

Why not?

>>33283847
>[] Let's check the left side, then we'll check the right on the way out.
always go left

>>33283847
>[] Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.

If it anit broke....

>>33283847
>[] Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.

Clear the whole area. No need to zig-zag around.

seems everybody is still on the old thread

>>33284158
shh. let them have their fun

>>33284193
I'm in both threads! So shh you.

>>33284193
about the baron and his maman? mmkay.
for the time being then, i shall expose what mobius one has been doing since shattered skies.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9987938/1/Mobile-Suit-Gundam-Unicorn-The-Blue-Ribbon

>>33284158
tabs are a wonderful thing m'boy

>>33283847
[] End of the hall, let's get all the way to the back and work forward.

>>33284214
Wait.... what? This is a thing?

>>33284246
i was surprised myself. imagine, Godspeed mcjegan ace was actually the grim reaper. take a read when you can; it's actually shaping to be really good. other ace combat references are in there too.
cipher and pixy in the flesh for example

>>33284214
...
I want to click.
I know in my head that it's probably horrifically bad, but I want to.

>>33284283
don't worry. it's not. trust me.

>>33284214
Dear god.
That place is still around?
I wonder if my first fanfic is still on that site?

>>33284214
Gundam Unicorn was so fucking silly...admittedly, most gundam shows are pretty silly though

>>33284383
Yes it is, and you still update it.

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[x] Let's keep heading down the right side, then we'll go around to the left on our way back out.

Deciding that sweeping the right first will be the best option, you open the first door, shining your flash light around the room and taking it in.

“Oh, cool.” Mav says, brushing past you to step in as well, her light playing over the contents. “Classroom?”

You nod. “Yeah, looks like it. Pretty good shape, too. Bet most everything's empty though.”

“Buzzkill.“ Mav remarks sourly, going around behind the desk and opening up drawers. The look on her face tells you that, despite her hopes, you were right.

“They probably never used the place, so I bet there's nothing to find in here.” You say, looking around.

“Bookshelf?” Mav asks, and you turn to where her light is pointing- the bookshelf, surprisingly, is still stocked, the books' spines faded a bit, but they look almost new otherwise.

“Oh, neat. Man, these are really old.” She says, walking over. “Published... nineteen forty eight. Wow.” She's got one opened up, and looking at it, you can see the tell-tales of a textbook, though not one you suspect you'd see anywhere else.

“What is it?” You ask, walking over.

“Magical primer, for middle grades. So I guess, what? Maybe about the fifteen and sixteen year old classes, somewhere in there.” She says. “Not the basic bullshit anymore, there's some theory and stuff in those.”

1/2

>>33284383
yep. they've actually pumped some good stuff out, like lupin as an assassin servant.
but mobius as the jegan ace has me hooked right now.

She pauses. “Well, there is now. In this, who knows?”

“Kinda neat.” You say, putting the book back on the shelf. “Anything else?”

“Doesn't look like it. Just text books.” She says, sounding more down. “That really sucks, I thought there'd be something here.”

You shrug. “Well, we're getting further back, now, so maybe we'll find something. Let's check the next room and then we can look down that hallway, if it's not too long.”

She nods, stepping back out into the hall. “I wonder, though, if they just left those down here because it wasn't worth the effort of hauling them back out, or if because they forgot about them?”

You shrug. “Hard to tell. Most of these places were decommissioned after the UNEDF's plan changed from fighting here on earth to nuclear intercept in space, but that didn't happen till the mid sixties, so who knows?”

She nods. “So, hallway first or next room?”

[] Next room on the right, then the hallway
[] Hallway first, then the next room.
[] Next room, we'll get the hallway later.

>>33284391
i guess the problem lies in the fact that banagher was too much of a pacifist and was more about preaching from the cockpit than actually fighting.
but i still liked the story.

>>33284436
>[] Next room on the right, then the hallway

>>33284436
>[] Next room on the right, then the hallway


>>33284408
>“Magical primer, for middle grades. So I guess, what? Maybe about the fifteen and sixteen year old classes, somewhere in there.” She says. “Not the basic bullshit anymore, there's some theory and stuff in those.”

Huh might be a fun read.

>>33284436
>[] Next room on the right, then the hallway
check the tight ones before we go wide

>>33284214

Considering this is coming from a guy who can't use capitalization properly, I'm afraid I can't take your work for it.

>>33284391
On the other hand, it decanonized Gigantis' Counterattack once and for all, thus bumping the UC's sanity ratio by 36.8% would be more, but, well, Victory. And Turn A, eventually.

And I dunno, the only thing about it that didn't make sense was why Zeon was ever presented in an even slightly positive light given their history of war crimes and intention to continue. Yes they're cool but they're space-Nazis.

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>>33284436
>[] Next room, we'll get the hallway later.
I say we grab some of those books. Frank can start doing some reading on magic theory and what not.

>>33284472
>work
Word.

>>33284472
was that referring to me or the author?
if it was me, yeah, apologies. really bumrushing my typing to keep up with the thread.
if it was the author, yeah, i guess to each his own

>>33284507
>if it was me, yeah, apologies. really bumrushing my typing to keep up with the thread.

Threads not going that fast, mate.

>>33284396
I wrote up a few Suikoden fics and put up there 14 years ago or so. Had to leave writing and the net for a long while due to reasons. I can't even remember what screen name I had back then.
>>33284412
I might check back in there again when I have the time.

>>33284527
oh? then it's my darned ISP again...

>>33284436
>[] Next room on the right, then the hallway

>>33284493
Those books are 30+ years out of date.

>>33284436
[] Next room, we'll get the hallway later.

>>33284557
Who knows, it might have something that people once thought as a silly theory that might end up applying to Frank in some way.

Never hurts to read.

>>33284557
I doubt the core theory of magic has changed in 30 years.

>>33284481
It's like Nazi Germany vs Stalin's Soviet Union.

Horrible people doing horrible things to each other and a few human stories from normal people caught in the middle.

>>33284616
yep. more like a case of the "lesser of two evils"

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>>33284436
>[] Next room, we'll get the hallway later.
>>33284472
>>33284495
You do realize the irony here, correct?
>>33284453
>>33284481
I was just flabbergasted when one of the officers handwaved away the fact that a top-secret weapon was YET AGAIN being piloted by an annoying teenager by saying it was the Gundams' "destiny". MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCKING DESTINE THEM FOR SOME TRAINED PILOTS. WHAT IS SECURITY?

>>33284693
Gundam has never been all that realistic. At the core, at the most basic level, it's a POWER OF YOUTH story.

>>33284693
>what if gundam...
honestly, I guffaw'd the whole time.

>i admit i am a gundam fan, but it does make you pause and think... where the hell is base security when you need it?

>>33284749
The books were pretty realistic if you ignore the whole newtype thing.

>>33284771
Noooooot really. There's some elements here and there they got right, but in general they're still pretty far from 'realism'.

>>33284453
>banagher
Plus, this might be one of the worst names for japanese people to pronounce
>>33284749
Of course it's never been realistic in the slightest, but out of all the things that could've broken my immersion, it was always that annoying, whingy, pacifist teenagers would somehow find themselves inside of the Federation's newest and greatest superweapon. HOW? Like...you'd think they'd fix that shit after a time or two, but noo!

>>33284693
Trained pilots aren't emotionally unstable enough to manifest psychic naked-time powers.

>>33284797
>Char

>>33284793
A gigantic solar laser is technically possible.

>>33284794
still don't know how "banagher" translates to "banajee"

>>33284436

[X] Next room, we'll get the hallway later.

>>33284816
It's a significant point that his psychic naked-time powers were never terribly strong.

Also he was kind of a child soldier given the age he joined the military so yeah.

Should we take a textbook for Merlin? Maybe some old theories will kickstart something awesome.

>>33284794
Kids changing the world with Giant Robots is like a central theme of Gundam, for better or worse. It'd be strange of Unicorn WASN'T piloted by a whiny pacifist. The message of Unicorn is more or less: even if war is inevitable, keep questioning it. Keep hoping for a better solution. Fight if you must, but always strive for something better.

Also: Adults fuck everything up, like they have in pretty much every UC Gundam story. It's up to youth to fix the fuckups of the adults.

>>33284817
Technically possible doesn't make it realistic. It's technically possible to build a dyson sphere around our sun, that doesn't mean it's a realistic thing to achieve.

>>33284863
zounds like a plan, ja?

i think this is a good time to take a break from all this madness and revive an old link:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7G5bxFsI-s

>>33284824
because the japs don't have the "djur" sound combo really. you got djah, djii, and djuu. so your options are
ba-na-djaa-ru
ba-na-djii-ru
or just
ba-na-djii

if that makes any sense
>>33284856
He could beat basically anyone that wasn't Amuro, couldn't he?
>>33284879
I just still can't get over the whole "fuck it, give our secret superweapon to this angsty teen, he's sure to use it better than anyone else" policy

>>33284906
I will never understand the like for that song.

>>33284693
That gif is fucking amazing. Never change /m/.

Also after a certain number of their secret prototype super weapons fell into the hands of annoying teenagers the military probably wrote protocols for how to deal with said brats. You get used to it, you know?

Of course Unicorn suggests they subcontracted it to NERV, so it doesn't work.

>>33284817
>>33284793
Anons do we have to go over the definition of realistic? In pantsless plane witches quest 2: the sequel?

>>33284816
Kek.

>>33284927
i've always thought of char who combined foxy sly with wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to his fighting style.

>>33284906
Wh-what? Why is this a thing? Why do I like it? My feelings are... I... I'm confused.

>>33284973
>>33284949
in the words of some anonymous somewhere,
>it's niconicohumor

>>33284927
In Unicorn's case, Bannana's dad basically prepped him to use the NTD system at a young age, and the system locks itself to the first pilot it accepts. The feddies had no choice but to leave it in his hands if they wanted to get to the box.

>>33284927
Char trashed every non-Amuro because he was jut that fucking good a pilot, not through space-hax.

The space-hax let him keeep up with psychic bullshit but not a lot else.

>>33284949
It's because of the show, anon. The show was one hell of a ride. The song brings feelings, but not as much as one other one.

>>33285027
is the "other song" you're referring to related to some multi-colored sweets on a stick?

>>33285027
Yeah, I know the show. Like the show even. Well the second half and the two OVAs(?) It's just that song. I could do without it.

>>33285037
Yes

>>33284961
>You get used to it, you know?
"another teenager stole our super-weapon" shouldn't be a "get used to" thing. It should be a "more generals are about to get fired, huh" thing
>>33285013
I know I really shouldn't be thinking about it this hard, but there are so many things wrong with that whole plan that it just drives me up the wall.
>>33285037
Sshhh, no sadness here. Not yet, anyways

>>33285018
IIRC Char's newtype ability was just enough to let him use FUNNERUs and that was about it.

>>33285064
>>33285064
SPEAKING OF THAT SONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0

I don't know why I like it. I generally dislike rap. But this, found great. And I'm sure everyone has heard before.

>>33285078
Remember, the Zeon plan for spacenoid independence involves killing more spacenoids than the feddies ever did, across the entire UC continuity up to Unicorn Gundam itself.

Planning is something UC Gundam fails at.

>>33285078
>>33285064
when we get the chance to get into something heartwarming or soul-crushingly depressing in this quest, i will whore the daikazoku, mark my words!

seriously though, that song holds a special place in me.

>>33285100
oh man, i remember watching this the first time, then i thought...

>it fits. it fits like a custom-made glove.

but i also like this one.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0r0cgiZ30

>>33285112
> something heartwarming or soul-crushingly depressing
How about both?

>>33285173
yes. YESYESYES

here's a third alternative for all these dango vids
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSkocU5YsHU

>>33285078
>"another teenager stole our super-weapon" shouldn't be a "get used to" thing. It should be a "more generals are about to get fired, huh" thing
Normally you'd be right, except in the UC timeline it winds up paying off for the Federation in spades. Sure, they lose the RX-78-2, but they wind up with the White Devil and effective control over said unit, as well as, you know, avoiding the obliteration of the Earth's surface via colony drop.

See also: The rest of the UC timeline, where teenagers in said super-units solve problems both in and out of said super prototypes that adults could not.

>>33285109
More like, "It seemed like a good idea at the time" is UC's motto.

So... how about them strike witches huh...

>>33285231
Wait, did Ghost post?

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>>33285231
D-do we have to post lewds in order to get back on topic.

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>>33285231
RIP

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>>33285249
Most likely.

>>33285231
Once GD comes back, in the meantime we Gundam/Clannad rap now.

Seriously, you know how talks between high level weaboos go.

>>33285249
Depends on the lewds.

What level lewds we speaking of?

>>33285241
not yet, we're still votin.
and havin Universal Century discussions.

while a couple of us are spamming dango daikazoku for the next feels thread

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ANYWAYS, since we're in a bit of a lull, I guess I'll announcing that I'm working on Ivanna Raikov's SUPER HAPPY FUN TIMES in Afghanistan!

>>33285231
I wonder how they would fare against a gundam.

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>>33285282
SUPER HAPPY FUN TIMES!

>>33285264
Maybe something like this anon posted:

>Pixy thrusting into Nagase
>pulls out
>"HERE COMES THE SNOW"
>finishes on her chest
>Nagase puts her finger on it
>"Larry, is this your white bird of peace?"
>snuggling, then he gets hard again
>"Yo buddy, still alive? V2 re-entry in 2 minutes."

>>33285282
Yay Afghanistan!
Thanks, Merc, you always know how to write a heartwarming scene! Surely nothing could go wrong!

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[x] Next room on the right, then the hallway

You nod. “Yeah, let's check out the next room, then we'll head down the hallway.”

“Ya know, this place is pretty big.” Mav points out. “I wonder if it was designed to house everyone assigned to the castle in it's heyday?”

“Could have been.” You say, opening the door to another classroom- well, the castle was an academy, apparently, for a couple years, post war, so that makes sense. Mav makes stright for the bookshelf.

“Anything neat?” You ask.

She shrugs. “More textbooks, more advanced stuff, some nonfiction, bit of fiction.”

“What kind?” You ask.

“Romance novels, couple of the early witchcomix.” She says, sounding bored.

“Early witchcomix?” You ask. “Here, lemme see.”

“Suit yourself.” She says, moving out of the way. “Why do they matter?”

“If they're still in good condition- like this-” You say, pulling one out carefully and opening it up, “Collectors will lose their shit for them. Couple grand at auction, I bet.”

“So we found something?” Mav asks, excited.

You nod, pulling down one of the text books and using it to protect the witchcomix as you put them in your pack. “Yeah, yeah definitely.” you say. “Let's see those nonfiction books.”

1/3 (probably 4)

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>>33285282
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>>33285284
Put a witches in Battletech. That be more fun to read about.

>>33285305
Oh god Merc.

>>33285271
>Universal Century
On that subject, I was recently informed that
they're doing for Zeta what they did in Origin. Wonder if we'll get Zeta Define in the nice hardbacks eventually.

>>33285314
>crazy feelthy between edge and pixy

that's one hell of a tunnel mission

>>33285305
more like konstantina's definition of SUPER HAPPY FUN TIMES

“Mostly stuff on the war, no shock there, right?” She says, handing them to you. You open them up, checking their publication dates.

“No, no shock there, but some of these are first editions, and rare, to boot.” You say. “Like this one? You don't find many copies of this anymore, especially not translated, almost all of the originals were in German, it's hard to find English copies.”

“I'd have thought they wrote more.” Mav says, taking the book and flipping through it before handing it back to you, to stow in your pack.”

“Child soldiers tend not to.” You say, kind of grimly.

Mav whacks you in the back of the head for it, too. “Who the hell you callin a child soldier?”

“Not you, dipshit.” You say, rubbing the back of your head. “But goose? Merlin? Natalya?”

“Oh. Yeah, I guess. Good point.” She says.

“Plus, I'm not even sure you know how to write.” You say, stepping out of the room. “I mean, southern schools....”

“Har-har.” She says. “I've got a pistol Frank, and they wouldn't find your body for a long, long time.”

“Meh. I'm sure they'd ask questions if you came back alone.” You say. Anyway, let's continue.”

You step back out of the room and turn to the left, looking down the hallway. It ends in a door, and to either side are short halls with a door at each end.

“Right to left?” You ask, and mav nods.

The first door opens into a much smaller room, with a single bedframe and a small living area, with a plain rug, a somewhat decayed easy chair next to an old, old radio and a lamp, a desk with it's chair neatly pushed in, and a very small kitchenette, with a two-burner stove and a small sink.

“Headmisteress' quarters, maybe?” You ask, and mav nods.

2/4 (let's not bullshit, it'll be 4)

>>33285332

Those go straight to ice

“Yeah, probably. Pretty small, but if everyone else was in communal rooms, this probably be a luxury.” She says.

The L-shaped room is about the size of a small apartment, and, judging by the arrangement of the furniture, was never occupied.

“Kinda surprised,” Mav says, looking around, “That this place has been abandoned as long as it has, ain't no one come down here and mess around.”

“Define mess around?”

She looks back over her shoulder at you. “Oh, you know. You're in an academy the entire school year, no boys to go around, a girl gets lonely, ya know?”

“I figured that's what you meant.” You say, looking around.

“I mean, I'd have killed for a place like this. Way back out of the way, secluded, you could spend hours down here, easy.” She continues. “Just steal a mattress roll and a couple blankets and pillows, and bam. Nice little place.”

“Huh. Well, see anything interesting?” You say, not seeing even a bookshelf.

Mav shakes her head. “Naw. Let's go.”

3/4

>>33285353
Haha, no, we sell them at auction or get them to the preservation groups.

Wait, do those exist yet?

>>33285305
Something not SW related but I'm trying to make a write-in for valentine's day for idols

The next room, much larger, probably would have been the communal living area for the students. Two rows of bunkbeds line the walls, with lockers behind them. In the center of the room are several tables, and at the far end are a pair of couches near a bookshelf, with another, larger radio on one side.

Mav beelines for the bookshelf, while you shine your light around, seeing nothing. “Ya know, I'm surprised there's no cobwebs down here.” You say, having just realized that.

“No bugs, maybe?” Mav supplies, distractedly.

You shrug. “Yeah, maybe. Just expected to see a few, you know?”

She nods, and you continue to look around. Other than some faded posters, there's nothing else, and you join her by the bookshelf in short order. “what have we got?” You ask.

“Old magazines, couple more witchcomix.” She says, shaking her head. “Bunch of books, but I don't know if it's worth bothering.”

Looking over them quickly doesn't reveal anything, though you add the witchcomix to your bag. “Nothing I see, but we can come back later.” You say, shaking your head.

The last room on the end of the hall is a slightly nicer communal area, with single beds and more space between them, but otherwise largely the same.

“Instructors?” You guess aloud, and Mav nods.

“Yeah, probably. Let's skip it, probably nothing here.” She says.

[] Alright, done. So end of the hall?
[] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.

>>33285387
>[] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.

Check all the rooms!

>>33285377

Again, it still goes to her.

She'll know who to contact, since shes the one who was lining up to buy comics.

>>33285387
>[] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.

>>33285387
>[] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.
No harm in looking.

>>33285338
wait, for srz? ah man, there goes my salary...

>collectors will lose their shit for them
super lingerie fund incoming


>>33285387
>[] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.
mystery beckons

>>33285387
[X] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.
Were are the Russians?

>>33285387
>[] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.
Won't hurt to check

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>>33285387
>[] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.

I feel each room is a mystery box.

>>33285387
>[X] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.
TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE, TREASURE!!!!!!!!

>>33285460
this is starting to be a dungeon crawler episode, yeah?

>>33285478
>starting

It's been one.

>>33285387
[] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.

rule #1 for explorers, check every corner for loot, then move on. Those comics are going to be worth a nice mint! Why do i get the feelings, the more loot we score and sell, the faster we can upgrade the castle.

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>>33285305
DID SOMEONE SAY CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE THINGS IN AFGHANISTAN?

>>33285478
>>33285493
So where's all the traps?

>>33285478
The final boss is Zombie Young.

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>>33285512

>>33285421
>wait, for srz? ah man, there goes my salary...
We've got a couple years to save up for them; Viz translation aside, Origin didn't come over for years. Of course I still don't have all of Origin, so it's not much consolation.

>>33285520
Anything you want to share with the class, Maverick?

>>33285520
Mav

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>>33285512
YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID.

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>>33285532

>>33285536
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, YOU RUINED THE BUILDUP TO THE JOKE.

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>>33285387

[X] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.

>>33285536
.....Seriously holy shit dude, where did you find these?

>>33285556
He draws them. With his penis.

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>>33285550
We all knew where it was going to end.

>>33285524
nah, he'll be at the anniversary, for sure, not down here.

>>33285533
good for you! i don't even have a single volume. welp
>>33285520
>>33285534
no no, the trap is fucking spetsnaz, or konstantina, at least

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>>33285550
RIP Anya. And my joke.
>>33285556
http://www.pixiv.com/users/862223
Dutchko

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>>33285533
>>33285534
>implying Mav is a tra-

Then I remember that fic...

>>33285536
and then big boss cqc EVERYONE and fulton them back to mother base!

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>>33285536
At least there won't be any large bodies of water.

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>>33285536

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>>33285573

Holy shit, Raikov is Balalaika Evil Mode.

>>33285592
and remember SHE CAVED IN OUR CHEST WITH ONE PUNCH!

>>33285573
That looks like Julie who got cut up

>>33285612
Tits are clearly too small.

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>>33285612
You know, what's funny is that the girl I use as Julie's visual reference is Russian.

>>33285630
ah, attorney-general chan!

>>33285630
Oh god this chick...

>>33285630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1ZWmHGCcEQ

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>>33285647
Japan. Why?

Merc, Ghost, and M0us all walk into a bar.

and proceed to get drunk and argue about waifus. What, expecting a joke there?

ha.

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>>33285630

I thought you used worst girl

>>33285592
>Balalaika Evil Mode.
Isn't that a tautology?

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>>33285674
Speaking of which. Since we're all over the place tonight.

Peoples thoughts?

>>33285673
you expected a sexy girl? too bad! it's just a bunch of writefags getting soused!
>>33285668
because humor

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>>33285668
Because nothing can stop the love machine.

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>>33285674
Oh, there is definitely some of her in there.

>>33285584
She has a knife right there.

>>33285691

Alright, EVIL-ER mode. Happy?

>>33285692
curious, what anime is that?

>>33285702

Oh God, I just started on Akame Ga Kill.

It's like a train crash involving family members you can't look away from.

WHY PYROMAN WHHHYYYYYY? FUCK YOU CLOWN.

>>33285705
absolute, irrevocable evil.

>>33285703
BTRs are also supposed to float. I guess somebody left a hatch open.

>>33285736

Or somebody blew a hole open into it.

>>33285692
It has gone far too deep into the evil for the sake of shock territory for my taste.

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>>33285727
Need chapter 51 so badly.

>>33285705
Yes.

>>33285727
It's called Death Flag the Anime for a reason, and it's not because everyone lives happily ever after.

>>33285746

That fucker needs to die horribly as well.

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>>33285727

Meet Dog

>>33285767
Well played.

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>>33285767

>>33285767
Ed...?

that two-timing, opaque-glasses wearing dufus who calls himself a father...

>>33285703
Panic is a hell of a drug.

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[x] Well, won't take but a minute to look, let's check it out.

“Well, it won't take us long to look, and we're already here.” You say, looking around the room. “Let's poke through real quick, see what we can find.”

Mav shrugs, heading to the back corner, where a bookcase stands. “If you say so. I guess there'll probably be more comics back there, they were really popular for a while.” She says.

The rest of the room proves empty, and other than a few romance novels, surprisingly, the bookshelf does too- not even a single comic.

“Guess they expected to bring down their own books?” Mav asks, shrugging. “Whatever. I was right.”

“So you were.” You admit. “Alright, on to the next one.”

The door at the end of the hall is heavy- almost as much so as the one in the front room. Inside is a metal staircase going down several flights- your light only barely reaches the bottom, you make it to be two or three stories, at least.

“Wow. Wonder what's down there?” Mav asks.

“Probably the machine rooms and all the stuff that makes this place tick.” You say, gingerly testing the stairs.

“Maybe we should save this for later? That shit collapses out from under you... “ she trails off. “Man, I don't want to have to be the one that tells Ice her favorite fantas- I mean, pilot, died exploring some forgotten fallout shelter in the basement of the castle.”

The stairs look- and feel- sturdy, but you know that even that can be deceptive- even though the air here is cool and dry, there could be corrosion, and one bad step could easily mean a lethal fall.

[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.
[] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.

>>33285740
That's also a possibility.
>>33285767
This shitstorm has already happened. You really didn't set it up well.

>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

nope

>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

We're a pilot, not a structural engineer!

>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

NOPE.avi

>>33285816
[x] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.
LETS DO OTHER STUFF

>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

i don't think we have enough EXP to go down a few more levels...

>>33285816
>[] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.
Hisssssssss

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>>33285816
[X] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.
Never shy away from the abyss.

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>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

"Favourite what?"

>>33285578
What fic?

>>33285816
>[] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.
In for a penny, in for a pound

>>33285864
Do you really want to know?

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What's the most patriotic option? I vote for that.

>>33285874
Yes.

>>33285692
Game of hue's the anime
Death Flags the anime

>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

>“Man, I don't want to have to be the one that tells Ice her favorite fantas- I mean, pilot
We should totally ask about that.

>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.
What was that, Patty? Don't stop on my account.

>>33285864
The one where futa Mav bangs Jess unconscious, I suspect.

>>33285874
... Yes?

>>33285897

yes please

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>>33285898
>>33285897
>>33285888

>>33285897
You have a link? I don't remember that one.

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>>33285887
HELL YEAH. USA USA USA USA

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>>33285848
of course. there was shou tucker..

and then there's this MAGNIFICENT BASTARD who plans to reset the universe...
while taking a crap

>>33285757

I prepared myself for pain by reading up on all the spoilers beforehand.

It still fucking hurts.

...Also, I'm scared. Why am I shipping Wave and Kurome? WHY? I need to go get myself checked. I think the trauma is getting to me.

>>33285919
I'll be in my bunk.

>>33285816
>[x] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.
We've clearly reached the point where we need to stop.
Let's keep going and see what happens.

>>33285853
Stare too long into the abyss, the Hellcow stares back into you.

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Also, this pretty much sums up Raikov's feelings about Red...

>>33285949
>the Hellcow stares back into you
he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...

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>>33285925
>that DARE sticker on the saddle
Gets me every time.

>>33285816
[] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.

Tesla's labs down below?

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>>33285959

>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

Yeah, nah. I'm getting some bad vibes from that place.

>>33285959
RaikovxRed cutting lewds when

>>33285816
>[X] The stairs feel alright, let's head down.
HA! FEAR NOTHING!

>>33285991
As long as Red is doing the cutting...

>>33285977
>tesla labs
well fuck. maybe sharkplane is still down there.

but nope, not changing my vote. we still need some EXP

>>33285930

You should have caught up with us.

Being on /a/ when CLOWN WEDDING appeared was glorious

>>33285991
pls no

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>>33285816
[X] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

>>33285991
Let me catch up on Merc's quest and I'll whip something up in a week or two.

>>33286002
I-

...You know what? I don't want to know.

>>33285959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

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>>33285959
>>33285991

Actually, considering how Red wanted to bring in the Katana into the bedroom in that lewd scenario....


Whelp, they match better than I though.

>>33285816
>[x] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

Lets not and say we did

>>33286058

Here.

Have a oneshot.

http://www.batoto.net/read/_/128541/akame-ga-kill_v5_ch23.5_by_animum-mutare

See if the mango is to your taste.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CB9ARlvl0

i'll just leave this here
i await the day when glorious witch with target designator arrives

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>>33286104

NOPE, NOT TOUCHING THAT WITH A BARGE POLE.

>>33286057
Do Raikov/Pierce and Tarin/Pierce lewds instead

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>>33286104

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>>33286080

>>33286104
Oh. Oh my. I'm gonna watch this. It seems like good DESPAIR food.

>>33285816
>[] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

If we get injured down here we'll lose our perfect place for our still. We got what we came for, let's cut and run. I have a bad feeling about this.

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>>33286104
The last page always kills me.

>>33286188
Turns out its the detention level and we fall into a trash compactor that kicks on. Need Merlin to turn off the compactor.

>>33286220
sounds like something out of rockman x2

>>33286220
Merlin and Frank are going as R2-D2 and Han Solo on Halloween.

>>33286238
Yes.
>>33286235
u wot m8?

>>33286235

WTF. Just...WTF.

>>33286263
Megaman X2. Kind of odd since it's a blatant STAR WARS reference, but what are you going to do?

>>33286238
Oh man, that would be adorable

>>33286238
frank shot first! is what ice will say then

>>33286263
i-i.. i was just reminded of the mission where x w-was captured by some mavericks a-and zero stepped in for a bit to help h-him loose...

>>33286235
WHY

>>33286295

Oh yea, I sure he shot real fast

How dissapointing

>>33286276
You be surprised at how many haven't seen Star Wars nowadays.

>>33286295
i-i haven't brushed up on my original trilogy knowledge, sorry

please don't kill me, this jessicaxmaverick lewd has me distracted

>>33286315

First Captain Kirk, now star wars.

Christ, I feel old.

>>33286323
Would you like one that involves the Twins and Slider?

>>33286311

ouch, man, ouch.

>>33285959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzLQMO0W9U8

This is how I imagine their next fight to be.

>>33286335
You and me both.

>>33286336
no... teasing please. link where>

>>33286336
yes.

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>>33286364
>>33286370

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>>33286379
Ah, I forgot the spoiler. Oh well.

>>33286315
>>33286323
FFS. A New Hope had a second theatrical release in 1997, two years after X2 came out in the states.

If you were enough of a nerd to own a SNES and to later see the prequel trilogy, you were enough of a nerd to have seen the Star Wars movies at about the same time, particularly ANH, which was broadcast on TV multiple times.

>>33286335
>>33286358
25 this year. Odd to think I'm a quarter century old. Doesn't help people keep asking when I start college.

>>33286379
>while reading
hahaha
hahah..
ha...
welp

>>33286428

So, when ARE you?

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Merlins are for lewds.

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>>33286519
Fuck you, I graduated two years ago.

>>33286535
>OBJECTION!

>>33286548
OVERRULED!

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>>33286535

Ghost x Merc x Maus lewds when, Feelthy?

>>33286559
With some hope. Never.

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>>33286548
When do we get to meet Eila spawn?She is Young's wife after all.

>>33286555
this is the only merlin=lewds thing i support!

>>33286559

How about RexxGhostdiva?

>>33286576
THEN YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!

>>33286573
wait what? did they even go that far?

Is it me or does every second thread Ghost does go full silly mode?

Not complaining or anything. Just you know...

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[x] You're right, let's check the last couple doors and head out.

You pause, then nod. “Yeah, yeah, you're right. Let's just check the last couple doors and head out.”

You turn back, closing the door to the stairwell behind you, and opening the first door on your right- the left as you'd entered the hallway.

“It's... a head.” Mav says, crestfallen. Rows of showers stretch towards the back, and you're sure there's a bunch of commodes around here somewhere. “Welp. Moving right along.”

You laugh and follow her back into the hall, and into the next room.

“Sickbay?” Mav asks, looking around.

You nod. “Yeah, looks like. Kind of weird, wouldn't they have healwitches?”

Mav shrugs. “Who knows? It's not very well equipped, I bet. Probably just basic stuff for the day and some painkillers.”

“All long, long expired.” You say. “Anything interesting?”

“Nah, not really.” Mav says. “If we were into the salvage business, maybe, but nothing good here.”

“Lame. Alright, on to the next one.”

The next room proves to be a lounge- the bookshelf here, too, is frustratingly empty of anything of value, on;y a few magazines.

“That's it for this hall, huh?” Mav says.

You nod. “Yeah, just the two doors in the front room up there and that's it.” She nods.

The first is an empty supply closet- Steel racks holding a few boxes with spare lightbulbs, or a package of batteries. Some spare army issue ammunition pouches and a sling round out the collection, but nothing of value waits here either.

1/2

>>33286583
o-one of what??

“Oh well.” Mav says. “We probably found enough loot for a day, anyway.”

You shrug. “Could have been something downstairs, who knows?”

“Yeah, well. I'm not going down those steps and I'm not telling any of those three you busted your skull trying. I'll find some rope, we can try again later, ok?” She says, warning you.

You nod. “Yeah, sure. Let's check the last and get out of here.”

The last room turns out to be another storage locker- in much the same state as the one prior to it, with the empty shelves dully reflecting the light from your flashlights.

“Oh well.” Mav repeats. “I guess it's time to go get chow anyway. I'll beggar off the chase job tomorrow, and if kitty does too, then she and I can head back down here and get started setting it up.”

“I'll take a look for a hack when I get the chance.” You say, “But I don't know when that's going to be.”

Mav nods. “Well, sooner would be better than later, but you've got you some time. Let's go get some chow, though, I'm fucking starved.”

“Yeah, agreed.” You say. Damn, you're probably going to have to deal with leftovers. Oh well, you think, thinking of the comics in your pack. At least you probably made a couple thousand dollars for missing it. Not a bad trade, all in all.

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>>33286596
Totally.

NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z

>>33286596
Eila tried to fuck with us on the phone to get back at our closeness with Sanya. So we turned it around on her with Sanya's help
>>33286615
Thanks for the run, Ghost!

>>33286626
>THE CALL

oh man, i was *this* close to forgetting that!

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>>33286631
SHIT HAPPENS

Ok! and that's it for the night.

The thread turned out kind of different than I expected, but that's ok, that's one of the things I actually really like. I ended up making most of this up as I went along.

Sorry for the slowdown there at the end, I was getting kinda tired and hungry, but decided we were close enough for me to finish out the thread then go get some food and go to bed. I probably could have done it between updates as well, but whatever, haha.

As usual, hope you guys enjoyed, and we'll be back next week at the usual time (hopefully). till then guys, cheers!

>>33286640
It appears Russia is under attack. I like this already.

>>33286631
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yI3MUb0OpA

next time on STRIKERS 89 QUEST

>>33286647
Yeah, this was fun. More Mav time is always a good thing!

>>33286647
Thanks for running, Ghost!

>>33286654
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yI3MUb0OpA

No no no. that's not for a while yet.

I mean, uh. wait.

Haha, disregard?

>>33286647
glory be to bel-err, ghost!

looking forward to next week's thread!

>>33286647
So since most of the stuff you made up, does that actually have any effect towards Frank?

Like him finding the C-rations and comics will benefit him right?

>>33286664
>More Mav time is always a good thing!
I'm with you on this one
>>33286647
Didn't expect us to go dungeon crawling?

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>>33286675
I'm onto you...

>>33286675
>ghost fumbling about somethin i posted

haha ghost, what is this? something you're not telling us about VF-3's arsenal?

>>33286647
Fun run tonight Ghost!

>>33286704
conservative slider when boss?

>>33286681

oh yeah, of course. Just because I had to wing it doesn't mean it's void, it still happened and whatever you guys want to do with the stuff you found is your call.

>>33286690

Kinda no, not really. But it wasn't too bad, and kinda fun to do, I haven't DMed in a long, long time, and this was a lot like that. Without the swarms of things. or the lots of spot checks.

I was a terrible DM, haha.

>>33286715
No slider tonight.

Real Soviet Needs (NSFW)
http://pastebin.com/KYMqQ9Qu

Anyways, I have written the lewds. Now I am going to go back to less lewd things for 89.

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>>33286615
>Damn, you're probably going to have to deal with leftovers.

Frank forgot for a second who's been cooking for him.

>>33286717
>thinking /tg/ would past up a chance at loot and hanging out with Mav

Come on now. You just need to give us more chance to bullshit around with Mav, really.

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>>33286748

I've been waiting for this.

>>33286748
>Now I am going to go back to less lewd things for 89.

noooooooooo

The lewds must flow!

>>33286748
katya lewds and not conservative slider

eh, not really a problem boss

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>>33286748

God bless you feelthy.

>>33286749

Actually, she took the evening off.

>>33286766

Oh, I know. I just didn't expect you guys for going for a moonshine still, you've been playing Frank pretty straight.

>>33286675
it's time for...
Guess what Ghost was talking about!

>>33286785
MASH. That's all I need to say as to why I voted for it.

>>33286785
i went with more dungeon crawling to have more time with Mav, actually.

>>33286785
I just did it because we get precious little time with Mav is. Maybe Frank misses his friend a bit, and wants to do something fun and not immediately lewd with her?

>>33286821
>frankxmav lewdtime

no! don't give them ideas!
remember jessica!

>>33286785
I did it because Frank needs to have fun even he knows he needs to take it easy but their are few opportunities to do so.

Projects like these help a guy relax so I don't think its not in-character

>>33286785
Yeah, well... Frank's still got a bit of Gnome in him after all. He just controls it most of the time.

>>33286821
See that's the nice thing about Mav. There's no strings there. Just two friends bullshitting for awhile. These two threads were nice to have.

>>33286836
>frank x mav lewdtime
I'd read it. It's far too late for them, but we really should really spend more time with her

>>33286785
>>33286864
it's good to have a nice bash-buddy to turn to when the world feels like it's coming to get you

>>33286872
>It's far too late for them, but we really should really spend more time with her
I know, but at the back of my mind, a strange feeling tingles...
moments like this with mav = death flag

>>33286897
Everything we do is a death flag. We've just managed to avoid deaths by being smart and/or lucky.

>>33286897
hush you, don't bring us bad juju

>>33286911
no, i mean, it's a death flag for mav. like when you see a friend after a long time, then you get separated again, then the next thing you know, poof, they're gone.