>>33252441

>Yes, you'll help him.

This is like, part of the guy code. You don't just turn your back on the guy code.

At the same time, we should probably let him know that we can't guarantee how well this turns out.

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>>33252441
>>Yes, you'll help him.
Why the fuck not, could be interesting.

>>33252441
>Yes, you'll help him.
Ah what the hell. It would probably lead to wackier hijinks than the other two options, anyways.

>>33252441
>Yes, you'll help him.

I can't wait to watch him butcher it.

>>33252441
>No, he's on his own.

Captain has talked to Azure like, twice. I don't think he has any obligation to help Azure. Sorry kid, should have made a better first impression.

Alright, that's the vote.
>writing

Next paycheck I'll see about paying decu for art. Put off the thread twice so it's the least I can do.

>>33252441
>No, he's on his own.
Really... for pretty much the entire time we've known you, you've been a jerk. Why would we want to set you up with the second least obnoxious person we know?

>>33252441
>>
>>Yes, you'll help him.
This way it's more fun.

>>33252797
Who's the least obnoxious?

>>33252828
Dead Maid.

>>33252441
>Yes, you'll help him.
On the condition he doesn't run his mouth off to us again. We get enough of that shit already

>>33252441
>Yes, you'll help him.
For the appropriate COMPENSATION of course...

>>33252441
>>Yes, you'll help him
Don't fuck with the Bro Code.

You sigh.

Fine.

Before you know it, Azure is on his feet. He clasps you by the shoulder and grins.

"Alright! I knew anyone Sis was interested in couldn't have been a bad guy!"

Sis..? Does he mean-

"That's right," he jerks a thumb towards his chest, "It might not be by blood, but Battle Doll is just like an older sister to me. She taught me everything she knew, and helped me get to where I am today," He blinks, then slaps a fist into his empty palm, "Hey, since you're her man, I guess that makes you an in-law or something, right? Is it okay if I call you Bro?"

No, you're really not okay with

"Alright, Bro! I need some time to get ready, but I'll meet up with you later. I'll be counting on you." He slaps your back and then heads out of the room. You suppose he's as fast of a friend as Claire is...

"Darling."

Speaking of Claire...You turn around to see her phase into your vision. She embraces you without warning, staring into your eyes as she draws close.

"I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but I'm so happy to see you getting along with my little brother. I thought everything was going to be ruined when you first spoke."

As Claire continues to swoon and drape herself all over you, you come to understand that maybe being so helpful wasn't in your best interests...

--

You've left the strange world of UGN pacific behind and are now sitting on a bench back in New Zanzibar. Though the public park isn't usually where you like to talk with UGN operatives, the fact of the matter is that this isn't something you need to hide. You check your phone, looking at the message Azure sent you. He arranged for the two of you to meet in the early evening, but he still hasn't shown. For that matter, you don't have any clue what to tell him when he shows up. Maybe it would be best to get your act together early and...

>Let him know that you're unskilled.
>Put on a brave face and lie like hell.
>Be vague and unspecific.

>>33253165
>>Put on a brave face and lie like hell.
We fucking got this.

>>33253165
>Put on a brave face and lie like hell.
Hey, it worked with Mother Weaver, right?

>>33253165

>Let him know that you're unskilled.

Honesty is fair game. That said, we did have the ladies coming after us most of the time so we have to be doing something right.

>>33253165
>Be vague and unspecific.
It works for everyone else in this quest or any other quest I read. Would be nice to be the vague and mysterious one for once.

>>33253165
>Put on a brave face and lie like hell.
Mentions something about confidence, girls dig confidence

>>33253165
>>Put on a brave face and lie like hell.
>Girls like flowers.
>Piercing gets flower monster.

>>33253165
>Put on a brave face and lie like hell.

The better to have him fall flat on his face.

>counting votes
>writing

>>33253441
Aight, DXR, level with us: Who's your favorite shipdaughter?

But seriously, who's your favorite character in the quest to bully?

>>33253473
>Who's your favorite shipdaughter?
All of them are pretty high tier, but it's a tossup between Tenryuu, Kongou, and MAYBE Akagi.

>But seriously, who's your favorite character in the quest to bully?
Captain. Duh.

>>33253165
>Put on a brave face and lie like hell.

>>33253165
>Put on a brave face and lie like hell.

>>33253533
>Kongou
Heh. http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1663976?pool_id=8213

Actually, I should open up the relevant question to the various anons: Favorite character to bully? KanColle talk optional.

>>33253643
>Favorite character to bully?
Chief

You decide the best thing to do here would be to lie your ass off. If it doesn't work out, you can just pretend like he somehow screwed it up.

"Yo, bro!"

It's Azure, of course. The hotheaded young man takes a seat beside you and brings out his phone. Rin's number is still plastered across its screen, and from the smudges, it looks like he's been caressing the number. Pretty gross. You turn away to hide your expression and put your own phone away. It's time to put on your best poker face.

"So, I'm ready to get down to business! What's your big secret to women, huh?"

You're pretty sure that your secret is only being around Overed that have psychological issues that make them compulsively cling to you. However, that's not really useful information here in the present. You struggle to think about something that sounds like a reasonable answer. You try to buy time, telling him that there's no one secret to all women everywhere. This sort of hackneyed, useless advice always sounds much better than it actually is.

"Well, okay then, what do you think Devil likes in a man? What should I do to make her really look at me?"

Well, you know that she likes handsome men...

"I know she's not that shallow!"

...

You grab your forehead and nurse your migraine. This is going to be a huge pain in the ass. Azure sits with his phone at the ready. It looks like he's just going to go with whatever you say as soon as you say it.

>Boldness. He's got to come on strong.
>Mystery. He's got to keep secrets.
>No, it really is all about appearances.

>>33253643
Shining Void.

Wo-class

>>33253842
>>Boldness. He's got to come on strong.
Do it faggot. At least once in your life do it.

>>33253842
>Boldness. He's got to come on strong.
But in a "You're worth it" sort of way not a "I OWN EVERYTHING AND YOU ARE NOW MY BITCH" sort of way

>>33253842
...Shit, it's none of those. Doesn't Rin like people who don't bully her?

>Boldness.

>>33253842
>Boldness. He's got to come on strong.
Hahah!
Time to ruin her only non-us friendship in the class!

>>33253842
>Boldness. He's got to come on strong.
I feel so bad for bullying Rin.

But seriously, fuck this Azure faggot.

>>33253842
>Boldness. He's got to come on strong.

Worst happens she says no and he can move on with his life.

Gotta be bold, huh?
>writing

>>33254058
It not bullying if the dude is asking her out right?

>>33254190
Not yet its not

Boldness. Pride. A take-charge attitude. What Rin wants is someone who can confidently lead her through life, and shelter her when things go wrong. Or something like that. You don't really know yourself, and are just kind of parroting things you've heard off of the internet or those weird self-help books in the empty corner of the library. Azure, however, doesn't seem to notice or care. He immediately dials the number and goes off. Of course, with your sense of hearing, you can understand both sides of the conversation very easily.

"Y-yes, Piercing?"

Azure's confidence instantly falls, and his voice trickles out.

"So..um...I called because of the assignment...and...uh..."

You punch him in the arm. What kind of boldness was that? Azure's posture tightens up and he raises his voice sharply.

"I think those new outfits you've been wearing recently are interesting! Wear them more!"

"Uh...um...okay..."

That's good, but didn't he call to ask about something else? You know, on a date? Azure goes white-knuckled and his teeth chatter. You don't think he's going to do anything, so you just get up to leave. It's not like you didn't try...

"Devil! I would like you to go to the movies with me tomorrow!"

"W-what..?"

"Yes or no!"

"Y-yes, Piercing, sir!"

"Then I will see you at 1600 hours!"

"T-thank you, Piercing, sir!"

You turn around and see Azure, completely red in the face and drenched with sweat. His hands are shaking, and he's taking shallow breaths. Well, good for him. You guess your part in this is all over and...

"Don't leave me, bro! I don't know what to do tomorrow! You said you'd help, see it to the finish!"

You're not really that interested in--

"Please! I'll tell you Sis's weak point!"

...

>Yes.
>No.

>>33254499
>>Yes.
ahahaha

>>33254499
>Yes.

Sure, at the very least it's amusing to watch him flounder.

>>33254499
Claire's weakness is the Cap right? Or behind the knee
>Yes
Because I want to watch this train wreck

>>33254499
>Yes.
But he has to throw in Claire's Impulse as well.

>>33254499
>Yes.

Now we just need a bit more of a push...

>>33254499
>Yes.

>>33254545
>But he has to throw in Claire's Impulse as well.
I admit curiosity as to this point myself.

>>33254499
>>Yes.
Like we'd say no.

>>33254499
>Yes.

>>33254499
>Yes.
It's simple man.

See what's going to be playing tomorrow. Find a movie both can enjoy, and get her input dammit. then take her out to and inexpensive but nice restraunt for dinner.

BAM INSTANT DATE JUST ADD GIRL

>>33254637
What does Devil like? Something like BBQ and soul food. She is american after all. Get her that high quality burger and fries.

>>33254545
>>33254581
While I want to know as well, I think I'd rather we actually asked Claire. I can't imagine any reaction to the question that would disappoint me.

>>33254676
>Something like BBQ and soul food. She is american after all.
WoG is that japanese food is the regional soul food on Zanzibar.

so BBQ, memphis style

>>33254729
you mean carolina style, yes?

>counting
>writing
>enjoying responses

>>33254729
This reminds me, we should really go out into the woods sometime, bag some tasty animals, and bring their corpses back to Claire so she can make us some BBQ.

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>>33254878
?

Sure, okay, you'll tag along tomorrow.

"Yes! You're great, bro! I've got to go home and shower!"

For twenty hours?

Azure gets up and runs away, with a hop and a skip in his step. Looks like he's really excited for tomorrow. You're not sure a date with Rin is such a big deal, but whatever floats his boat. You go to leave, but you find your feet have been completely rooted to the ground. Your eyes dart down to the ground, and you see a wave of frost rolling across the paved walkway, glueing you to the spot.

"I see you're having fun matchmaking..."

That voice...it's him. You crane your neck around to see him at the edge of your vision. The Doctor. He hasn't changed a bit this whole time...even the pieces of the old, dusty lab are still stuck to the hem of his pants. Just what his he doing here?

"It's always rather fun to meddle in the love affairs of others. I can remember a time in my life that I loved to pair up all my unattached friends. Sometimes it worked out, sometimes it didn't. I think I liked to watch it all go wrong more than I wanted to see them succeed," The Doctor strolls up next to you, "Isn't it the same for you, Subject One? Are you eager to see him fail? That's pretty cold of you."

You struggle against the ice, but it keeps traveling up your body. By now, it's consumed you up to the waist, and your strength just can't break it.

"You know, you shouldn't take your own success in love for granted. No bond is forever, and even relationships that are deeper than language itself can be shattered with a few words. Are you really in a position to be helping him? Hm?"

The ice crawls over your mouth and nose. You can't breathe!

"Well, I won't interfere with it. Go ahead. Have fun with your little game. I'll be speaking to you again soon."

Your whole body is frozen. You can't move, you can't see, you can't hear anything. Everything is a cold darkness, and eventually, you lose consciousness...

>>33255377
--

You snap your eyes open and sit up. You're in your room, sitting in your bed completely naked. What happened last night? Before you can question it further, you feel a pair of eyes on you. You snap your head in their direction to see Claire peering over the side of the bed at you, her blank eyes fixated upon your form.

"Good morning, darling. I see you are full of vigor today..."

You sigh and shake your head, dropping the pillow into your lap as you think. Maybe it was just a dream? Whatever, you promised you'd help Azure out today.

>Ask Claire to help you. Her powers could be useful.
>Call up Angel and see if she knows anything.
>Pinch Claire for sneaking into your room again.

>>33255402
>>Ask Claire to help you. Her powers could be useful.
Ask her why we are naked

>>33255402
>Pinch Claire for sneaking into your room again.

We can butcher this on our own. Plus we can't let Claire get uppity and expect stuff.

>>33255402
>Call up Angel and see if she knows anything
I think Claire would get the wrong idea if Captain pinched her.

>>33255402
>>Throw Claire down the stairs for sneaking into your room again.

>>33255402

Aww yissss. Get home from work and find DXQ.

>Call up Angel and see if she knows anything.

She's closer to Rin, so she might know something helpful.

>>33255402
>Call up Angel and see if she knows anything.
Sign me up for interaction with Angel.

Rolled 13

>>33252796
Hey, I'd definitely help with that.

>>33255402
>>Pinch Claire for sneaking into your room again.
>Ask Claire to help you. Her powers could be useful.

whynotboth.jpeg

>>33255402
>>Call up Angel and see if she knows anything.
>>Pinch Claire for sneaking into your room again.
Pinch her out of the window

>>33255402
>Ask Claire to help you. Her powers could be useful

>>33255402
>>Pinch Claire for sneaking into your room again.
Not only would I love to do this, but it plays into our willful ignorance of this obvious mental disturbance.

>>33255402
>Ask Claire to help you. Her powers could be useful.

>>33255402
>Call Angel

>>33255402
>Call up Angel and see if she knows anything.
Make sure Claire's still in the room when we do it.

>>33255402
>>Pinch Claire for sneaking into your room again.
>>Ask Claire to help you. Her powers could be useful.

She wouldn't mind, right?

>>33255476
I couldn't accept your money.

Claire help
>>33255437
>>33255477
>>33255526
>>33255562
>>33255615

Pinch Claire (there's some muddy requests here)
>>33255438
>>33255464
>>33255555

Angel
>>33255449
>>33255474
>>33255475
>>33255591

>>33255402
>Call up Angel and see if she knows anything.
I like talking to people we don't usually talk to, it varies up the interactions.

>>33255747
Ugh, fucking vote split. Damnit guys.

>>33255402
>Pinch Claire

What the hell did she do to our clothes

>>33255747
You missed >>33255592.

>>33255820
Oops. Oh well, I'll try to piecemeal something together from that vote.

>writing

>>33255759
I just don't like Angel

You know you have to help Azure, but you also know you can't do it alone. After you throw Claire out of your window, you retrieve your small notepad of phone numbers and call up Fallen Angel. If anyone knows anything about how to get on Rin's good side, it's her. You're just wondering to yourself if you can translate her meaningless babble into useful information.

"Ahh, Cerberus! What has caused you to hail me on this fine mornings, my fellow denizen of the underworld?"

You haven't been awake for ten minutes and you're already tired of this. You explain to Angel the situation at hand, and that you need her help to form a battle plan for Azure.

"Such loyalty! Such purpose! I shall lend you my aid in this noble endeavour! Grab a quill and parchment, I shall relate to you the methods by which the Knight of the Blue shall capture the Righteous Devil's heart!"

You grumble and try to copy down what Angel has to say. So Rin likes...stuffed animals, grilled meat, musicals, and is very interested in the Monster Boy's Heart young adult series. Off hand, you know of a couple ways that Azure can take advantage of these, but you'll have a hard time giving him information in the field. You turn around to see a pair of footprints making their way across your carpet. You unceremoniously reach out and grab Claire by the collar, raising her up off her feet before plopping her down on your bed.

"Oh? Are you finally prepared to consummate-"

You show her a list and tell her your plans. At first, Claire seems disinterested, but she perks up the moment she hears Azure's name.

"I would love to help my little brother on this matter, darling. I will make certain that he casts Rin down and with fifteen years of pent up lust he-"

Why not just settle for making the date a success first?

"...Very well, we shall move slowly."

>Let Claire operate independently today.
>You don't trust her to do this alone.
>Pair her up with Angel. Maybe they'll balance each other out.

>>33256425
>Pair her up with Angel. Maybe they'll balance each other out.

Perfect.

>>33256425
>>Pair her up with Angel. Maybe they'll balance each other out.
Yes all of my yes

>>33256425
>Pair her up with Angel
Claire's matchmaking and Angel's... Angelness will cause a feedback loop.

on the other hand, if we pair her up with Angel in a "You should talk to Angel about her partner going on a date" sort of way, we can deny any involvement

>>33256425
>>Pair her up with Angel. Maybe they'll balance each other out.

>Let Claire operate independently today.
C'mon, we can trust her.

>>33256425
>Pair her up with Angel. Maybe they'll balance each other out.
because
>>33256534
NO WE DON'T

>>33256425
>You don't trust her to do this alone.
We know for a fact Claire has to be supervised at all times, else shenanigans ensue

>>33256425
>Pair her up with Angel. Maybe they'll balance each other out.

>>33256425
Pair her up with Angel. Maybe they'll balance each other out.
The best of both worlds!

>>33256553
>>33256534
Do you not like shenanigans?

>>33256425
>Pair With Angel

Claire's gonna get someone shot and/or traumatized. Better get two heads in on this.

>>33256425
>Pair her up with Angel. Maybe they'll balance each other out.
Ah hells yes.

>>33256603
nah, don't like the food there

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>trusting this face.

Well, that was an unexpected amount of consensus.

>writing
>weeping for my fictional world

Well this seems like a foregone conclusion.

>>33256731
There was never a chance for anything else. Shenanigans override all.

>>33256725
>not trusting that face

She'll do anything for love. Including brutally assaulting any ninjas that steal her love then try to take advantage of him

>>33256731
When you give people a shiny button, chances are they'll press it.

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>>33256725
You assume we want this to go well

>>33256781
What's gonna happen when she perceives competition, though?

>Giant Battle Royale for Captain's attention

>>33256731
>implying we wouldn't put two volatile substances together and shake.
I wonder how many people remember they hate each other?
>>33256797
Not at all, I just like having an excuse to post DX pictures.

>>33256816
She is perfectly fine with sharing captain, as long as she is the main wife.

>>33256819
>I wonder how many people remember they hate each other?
I assumed that was the reason it got so many votes.

>>33256797
Relationships mean stabilizing the Renegade, and I hate the doctor more than I'm frustrated by Azure.

And frankly this working out means Captain ends up spending even more time around love-struck idiots than normal, which means hell for him. Everyone wins.

>>33256781
Claire's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG2I17Zm8kI

>>33256913
Or it goes bad and Rin thinks Cap loves her and then Azure gets pissed
So yeah no matter what hilarity wins

>>33256913
Truthfully, I don't see a reason to be a dick to the doctor. I mean sure, he wants us to eat Claire, but is that really such a bad thing?

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>>33256902
Ah yes, how silly of me.
>Claire's face when.

>>33256731
>weeping for my fictional world
That's not how you say "All according to keikaku*."

*Note: keikaku means you know this meme.

>>33256819
Claire dislikes Fallen Angel, while Angel enjoys teasing Claire.

>>33256425
>You don't trust her to do this alone.

Have her carry our messages and advice to Azure. When she decides to insert her own advice hilarity will ensue.

>>33256989
Given that it would turn Captain into an unthinking NPC and thus release him from the situations that grant us amusement, I have to say yes.

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I refuse to see Angel as anyone else but this.

>>33257062
Now now, we've had that discussion, and gjaum captain leads to the harem ending.

>>33257002
And likes messing around with everyone. This can only go extremely well

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>>33257101

>>33257101
Captain x meat is about as much a harem ending as the ending of Saya no Uta.

Eating dinner right now, but will come back to finish the post and resume the thread. We've got another two to three hours of DXQ today

>>33257101
What do you guys think Cap's ideal end would be?
What do you think Cap's least ideal end would be?

>>33256819
More DX pictures is always good

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>>33257150
>HOHOHO!! Speeding Bullets pleasures men for money!

Seriously, why is it so hard to find her laughing? That's like her thing man.
>>33257176
It was implied that Captain would just fuck every one. Except Shining Void. Even a gjaum has standards.

>>33257268
Getting cool powers and everyone butting out of his life

>>33257298
Why not shining void?

She can drug you up and make you have sex for hours.

>>33257268
>What do you guys think Cap's ideal end would be?
Everyone goes away and leaves him alone so he can go back to his old life.
>What do you think Cap's least ideal end would be?
He's already there.

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>>33257298
>HOHOHO!! Speeding Bullets pleasures men for money!
S-Silence!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgpsFcNJqqk

>>33257268
>Ideal end
He retires with Claire in a shack. He works a nice, peaceful 9-5 job. Every day he comes home to a loving wife and a hot meal.
>Least ideal end
Triggering the Yandere flag.

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>>33257296
Unfortunately most of my stuff is screen grabs of the rule book, back during that two week marathon of dx threads, and a few pixiv works. Most are off topic really but hey why not a couple?
>>33257335
Its a gag on Void never getting any.
Gjaum Captain would even fuck Hawkeye.
And NTR Yeager.

>>33257298
The canon uncanonical bad end showed Captain eating Claire as he gjaumed.

>>33257268
>What do you think Cap's least ideal end would be?
Getting everyone to fuck off and leave him alone.

>What do you guys think Cap's ideal end would be?
Getting everyone to fuck off and leave him alone. Then realizing how much he hates it, going home and finding the entire group there. As much as he hates them, he's one of them.

>>33257472
>As much as he hates it, he's one of them

THE HORROR. THE HORROR.

>>33257367
I meant pictures, but that is amazing thank you anon.

>>33257268
Ideal
Claire learns boundaries but stays with him as a cook
Least Ideal
His harem grows until it passes the gender barrier and everyone in Zanzibar wants the fluffy D

>>33257856
>Captain's House becomes the regional HQ and Academy for the UGN

BAD NED

>>33257894
Didn't Cap's house get exploded by ninjas?

>>33257894
OH SWEET JESUS, NO!
Thats the most terrifying ending imaginable!

>>33257894
>Captain becomes an instructor for future overed cadets
>Claire is actually sane and stable compared to the 6 year olds he has to deal with
>He comes back from work and sees Claire holding a pregnancy test

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>>33258012

>>33257943
Captain hasn't lived in his house since middle school.

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>>33258012
>Claire holding a pregnancy test
Its twins.
>>33258038
Jesus my sides.

>>33257943
>Implying his 'friends' won't band together to build a new one for him
>It's a Renegade Academy/Mansion
>Huge plaque on the front thanking captain
>Endless supply of super-irritating recruits
>Captain bitterly dies surrounded by people he hates
>Dude just wanted to skip class and go to the arcade

>>33257962
I beg to differ. >>33258012

>>33258012
>He comes back from work and sees Claire holding a pregnancy test
but that's the GOOD end!

>>33258091
I said imaginable, didn't I!?

>>33258085
you forgot
>A truly massive number of kids with CLaire
>Died a virgin

>>33258012
>she just painted it to be positive because Captain still refuses to stick his dick in crazy

>>33258141
She has access to his tissues, and his body when asleep

YANDERE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY

I'm back. Post is just a few minutes out.

>>33258121
You're right, the one I linked was inevitable.

>>33258137
Doesn't Claire just want two kids? Or does she want a baseball team?

Anything to say, DXR?

>>33258281
Clearly Chief would make the best babysitter with all her blood clones.

>>33258281
[Claire wants 2.5 kids.]

--
"Oh ho ho!"

Angel's laughter draws the eyes of the passerbys as you try to get her to stay on topic The two of them are sitting with you inside of the lobby of the movie theater, Rick's Flicks. This is where Rin and Azure are supposed to meet up today, and the three of you decided to form your battle plan at the site. You're still early, and you haven't done more than make small talk and bicker about meaningless things.

"Fallen Angel, if you would please contain yourself. I simply do not understand what is so funny about crafting matching underwear for my darling and myself."

"Nothing, Bullets. There is nothing amiss about your gaudy gifts. I am sure that Cerberus thinks your knitting is delightful and trendy and not at all shameful and backwards."

"Take that back, Angel," Clare pinches Angel's cheek, "I will have you know that my darling loves every gift I give him."

"Oho?" Angel pulls on Claire's sidetail, "Then why has he not laid with you?"

That's enough! You're all here to figure out a plan for this stupid date, not fight about nonsense! Azure will be here any minute and you need to give him a movie recommendation! Angel knows a lot about Rin, but Claire seems to have a handle on more...sensual matters. You'll be getting an opinion from both of them before going to Azure. You pound your fist on the table and demand your answers.

>>33258707

"Then, as your expert on Righteous Devil, allow me to begin..." Angel points to a movie poster behind you. It looks to be an animated feature of some sort. There's a young girl and a dog on the poster, "Jennie and Riley is a moving story about the friendship between a girl and her dog as they both older. I've seen it myself, and I'm not ashamed to say it moved me to tears. This is a story that would turn Devil's heart to mush!"

"As expected of you. You're so innocent," Claire shakes her head then gestures to a different poster. This time, it has a shirtless young man embracing a teenage girl, with the both of them sporting dated attire. "Ravished is a film portraying the love between a disgraced noble and the maid who serves him. It's been rated as the number one steamy movie by all the women on New Zanzibar, and I've found it to be...entertaining as well."

"You're just a lech, Bullets. Of course you like that smut!"

"And you are but a child. Naturally you would wish to watch a cartoon."

Angel growls as Claire monotonously mocks Angel's trademark laugh. Okay, you've had enough of this. You see Azure out of the corner of your eye and make your way over to him. You've decided you'll recommend...

>Jennie and Riley
>Ravished

>>33258739
>Ravished
GO HARD OR GO HOME

>>33258739
>>Ravished

Lets do this

>>33258739
>Ravished
It'll send a subtle message.

>>33258739
>Ravished

This keeps getting better and better.

>>33258739
>>Jennie and Riley
I feel this would help Rin be more comfortable with Azure...

>>33258739
>>Ravished

I'm kind of unsure if this will crash and burn.

I kind of what it to.

>>33258707
Does that mean Claire wants us to knock up somebody else and raise the child? Because that wouldn't surprise me.

>>33258707
>2.5 kids
How?
>>33258739
>Ravished

>>33258739
>Jennie and Riley

>>33258739
>Jennie and Riley
Something cute, steamy is second date material

>>33258739
>Jennie and Riley

>>33258829
I'm almost afraid it WON'T crash and burn. I mean, maybe this is what Rin really needs?

Which would suck because Rin the best waifu and Azure should get fucked in the ass by Hawkeye.

>>33258739
Neither. Go watch a horror movie. Gotta show rin that he's not afraid of nothen.

>>33258862
Have to kids and working on a third. (Lots and lots of sex)

>>33258739
>Jennie and Riley
Azure will hate it.

>>33258739
>Ravished

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>>33258739
>>Jennie and Riley
Dog movies are best movies.

>>33258862
It's shorthand for two kids and a dog, pocket fence optional

>>33258915
so... would she start culling after the third kid?

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>Ravished

>>33258897

Im hoping it'll be too lewd for her

>>33258739
>Jennie and Riley
Has the side benefit of irritating Claire.

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>Ravished

>>33258739
>Jennie and Riley
The dog always dies in these movies.

Vote explosion. Calling vote now to count.

>>33258862
One child and twins

>>33258739
>Jennie and Riley
Anyone seen Hachi?

Jennie and Riley
>>33258827
>>33258882
>>33258883
>>33258889
>>33258923
>>33258933
>>33258972
>>33259031

>Ravished
>>33258783
>>33258791
>>33258799
>>33258810
>>33258829
>>33258862
>>33258925
>>33258959
>>33258995

>>33259172
I'll go for Jennie and Riley then.

>>33259661
It's 8v9, Ravished won already.

...You hate to admit it, but if it's something that the women of the island have been into, you suppose you might as well tell Azure what's up.

"Yo, bro! So what's the plan."

You grumble and tell him which movie he'll be taking her to see. You're sure that suggesting a movie like this is skipping more than a few steps, but you're sure it'll be better than a cartoon. Probably.

"Really...? Well if you're sure, bro, I guess I'll have to believe you."

You nod and head back to your table with Claire and Angel, who have begun to flick small wads of paper at each other. You tell them to be quiet and ask Claire to get you all under cover. Claire nods, and in a moment, your forms become hazy and indistinct. This chameleon like field isn't perfect, but it will let you follow the two around without being noticed. Now, all you have to do is wait for Rin to show up...

--

After about twenty minutes, Rin comes rushing through the front door. Unlike her normal casual attire, it seems she's chosen to go with the outfit that Angel's been dressing her up in these days. You suppose she took Azure's comment to heart last night, and decided to wear something she thinks suits her. It's pretty cute, but also really ridiculous. You hope Azure wasn't being sarcastic last night... For his part, Azure seems to be struggling. His motions are stiff and his greetings are forced.

>>33259773
"S-so, Devil...uh, I already have, uh, the tickets and..."

He sheepishly holds them out and Rin takes one, reading the title.

"I-I've never heard of this movie. Is it good, Piercing?"

"Uhh...yeah, I heard it's really popular. I wanted to see what the fuss was about."

This is painful to watch. Nevertheless, after a couple more minutes of stammering and shuffling, they make it inside the theater. With Clarie and Angel behind you, you steel yourself for what is to come. You wonder to yourself why you got involved in all this, as you head inside the dark room.

[End of thread for tonight. I have work tomorrow, so I can't be sure, but if I have time we'll pick back up then. Still, I hope this thread was fun enough to make up for the delays. ]

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>>33259816
>>33259773
It Begins!

Oh and it won't be a full week before I run again. Friday at the latest.

>>33259876
Famous last words DXR. See you next week.

>>33259915
No, it's just that Friday is my next guaranteed day off. I've already worked 23 hours this week and I can't go over 40. It's likely I'll get a day off sooner, rather than later.

>>33259995
You publicly expressed a desire for a positive outcome. You are already doomed.

>>33260099
Well, the archive is up at any rate

>>33259816
Thanks for running!

So, I actually like that we're helping Azure, albeit in the Captain's special way. It was good of him to apologize and admit he was just macho posturing.
Maybe once some things cool down, he might become an alright bro.