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>>33247159

And then that’s when the dancing starts.

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You don’t really know how long you’ve been here, but it hasn’t been long enough. Your muscles burn in a good way, and you feel appropriately broken into the scene to start doing something a little differently.

“I love your costume!” someone screams from behind you. They’re barely audible.

You turn slightly to smile and scream back, “Thanks!”

Everything’s going the best. (-5 Stress: 14/100)

Rowans doing some trick step maneuver in time with Baron, while Nathan does some incredibly embarrassing gangster style thing and Vikrama does another gangster style thing, but pulls it off a million times better. All in all, your friends aren’t like, the best dancers, but they’re definitely spirited, which is probably more important anyway.

You’re about to start in on some break dancing, maybe, but Ring Wraith gets in your way and you have to call it off before you commit. Over through the surging dancers, you see a spot’s cleared for somebody dancing like wildfire. You can’t spot the costume, but there is a girl in an incredibly risqué Mystique costume that you do spot. Everybody’s got the stuff they like, you guess.

>Teach your friends some moves. Like, actually get their attention and teach them some stuff.
>Continue as you were.
>Check out the person breaking it down over there.
>Excuse yourself and go roaming around.
>Strike out on your own and unveil the full extent of your pro dance skills.
>Other (?)

>>33247176
>Teach your friends some moves. Like, actually get their attention and teach them some stuff.

>>33247176

>Teach your friends some moves. Like, actually get their attention and teach them some stuff.
>Alternatively go look for Moriah or something

>>33247176
>Strike out on your own and unveil the full extent of your pro dance skills.

>>33247176
>Check out the person breaking it down over there.

>>33247176
>>Teach your friends some moves. Like, actually get their attention and teach them some stuff.

>>33247176
>Teach your friends some moves. Like, actually get their attention and teach them some stuff.

>>33247176
>>Check out the person breaking it down over there.

Time for a dance-off!

>>33247176
>>Strike out on your own and unveil the full extent of your pro dance skills.
Because why the hell not. We are here for fun.

>>33247176
>Teach your friends some moves. Like, actually get their attention and teach them some stuff.

>>33247176
>Strike out on your own and unveil the full extent of your pro dance skills.

>>33247176
What sort of drugs has Sierra tried yet and how did they affect her?

>Level 6 Smoking Hot Hellgirl
Neat.

>>33247350
Judging from the first thread she tries to stay away from drugs.

>>33247457
She's got to at least have smoked weed.

>>33247577
I'd assume she's tried it yes. Didn't use it regularly though.

Before you go start striking out on your own, you feel obligated to your friends to give them something more maybe street worthy or whatever.

“Nate, stop doing that right now,” you yell, sliding over to the guy and slapping down his fancy finger tricks. “You do it like this! Keep your knees bent and just feel it out,” you say, doing what he was doing, but emphasizing the portions that he was definitely not pulling off.

Nathan watches you for a second, then starts trying to follow along. “Like this?”

“No!” you say. “Like this,” you emphasize, increasing funk levels to swagtatious tier. A minute of your coaching, and Nathan’s actually not so embarrassing to be seen with.

“He’s moving it, he’s grooving it,” Vikrama says, dancing in a complimentary manner. Okay, she needs no help.

“Make sure he keeps on doing it,” you add, mock scowling at them. Meanwhile, Rowan and Baron are experimenting with the things you’ve shown Nathan, but they’re more advanced than he is. They could probably handle some more dangerous moves. The DJ segues the beat into something kind of hard and industrial, as if challenging you to get more dangerous moves into these people before it runs out. [Music?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrj-yPhrkPM]

>>33247676

They don’t need their hands held like Nate, so you lead mostly by example, keeping your movements easy to follow and repeating more than you normally would. The repetition gives them time to get into it themselves and feel it out before you show them something different.

In fifteen minutes, you’ve got them not just dancing, but jumping. Figuratively. Just needed to push their limits, you guess. Anyway, they’re doing stuff on the level of the rest of the party now, so they don’t like, stand out or whatever for their lack of prior experience.

Meanwhile, you notice that the circle of respect around the dancing guy over yonder has increased in size. Lots of crazy people here – it’d probably pay off to have a look around the party and see the costumes, at the very least.

>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer.
>Explore the place and check out costumes.
>Increase dance levels of your compatriots.
>Set up shop and dance as show-offy as possible.
>Other (?)

>>33247639
The thing about gangs is that everyone is high as shit constantly. Even if she didn't smoke it herself regularly, that house she lived in probably had clouds of lingering pot smoke competing with the nitrogen in the air for the title of "Most Common Gas in the Local Atmosphere".

>>33247176
>Teach your friends some moves.

>>33247692

>Explore the place and check out costumes.

But as we do so

>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer.

>>33247692
>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer.

>>33247692
>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer.
If Moriah isn't bustin' a move, I'm going to be pretty disappointed.

>>33247692
>>Explore the place and check out costumes.

>>33247692
>Set up shop and dance as show-offy as possible.
Peacock it

>>33247692
>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer.

>>33247692
>>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer.

>>33247692
>>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer

>>33247692
>Set up shop and dance as show-offy as possible.

>>33247692
>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer.

>>33247692
>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer.

>>33247159
IDs? Why would anyone need to ID minors?

>>33247692
>Go get a closer look at ultra dancer.

“I’m gonna go see what’s up over there!” you yell at your peeps, pointing over at dance master 3000. You then dive off into the crowd. You shove and slide your way through oblivious dancers until you reach the outer ring of the dancer’s audience. You see what the big deal is immediately.

Draco Malfoy, bright blonde haired and vested in the finest Hogwarts sweater vest, is doing literally everything. Maybe not everything, but close enough. He’s doing hand stands and kicks, wild spinning, and chest-isolated robot moves. He’s good. Maybe really good. Maybe really, really good.

“This guy’s really damn good!” yells Darth Maul, confirming your suspicions.

>Pretty damn good, yeah.
>But he’s Slytherin House! He’s evil!
>Well, I’ve seen better.
>Break the dance perimeter. Time for you to unleash the beast.
>Keep exploring. Draco deserves a day in the spotlight.
>Other (?)

>>33248047
>But he’s Slytherin House! He’s evil!

>>33248047
>>Break the dance perimeter. Time for you to unleash the beast.

We get bonuses to our dancing with our tail right? Balance and all that.

>>33248047
>Pretty damn good, yeah.
>Keep exploring. Draco deserves a day in the spotlight.

>>33248047
>But he’s Slytherin House! He’s evil!
>Break the dance perimeter. Time for you to unleash the beast.

>>33248047
>But he’s Slytherin House! He’s evil!
>Break the dance perimeter. Time for you to unleash the beast.
Time for some FUCKING RIDICULOUS breakdancing.

>>33248047
>Pretty damn good, yeah.

>>33248047
>Break the dance perimeter. Time for you to unleash the beast.
Let's have some fun with Malfoy

>>33248047
>Pretty damn good, yeah.
>Keep exploring. Draco deserves a day in the spotlight.

>>33248047
>But he's Slytherin House! He's evil!
>Break the dance perimeter. Time for you to unleash the beast.

>>33247700
Pot isn't active for that long after being burned.

>>33248047
>Break the dance perimeter. Time for you to unleash the beast.

“But he’s Slytherin,” you argue. “He’s evil!”

Maul gives you and your demonic appearance a flat look. “Pot calling the kettle?”

“Well whatever, yeah, he’s pretty damn good,” you say. “Make way!” You barge past him and throw down the gloves by stepping into the dance clearing that Draco has danced out.

You then drop to the ground, spin about on your hands, your tail whipping out behind you as a counterweight. Then roll onto your stomach, buck upwards, wind up in a hand stand, and do some air kicks before pushing off the ground and landing on your feet again. The shoes were definitely the right pick.

The crowd cheers, while Malfoy finishes spinning on the ground. He halts and gets up, sensing the enthusiasm isn’t directed toward him. He turns around and looks you in the face.

Wait. He’s not Draco Malfoy at all. It’s Wolfgang, Moriah’s brother. He’s only dressed like Draco.

He looks at you, surprised by your sudden apperance (and your appearance) and quirks an eyebrow in a look that says, What do you think you’re doing?

You were wondering that yourself, now that it’s somebody you know instead of the plainly antagonistic face of Slytherin House.

“Dance! Dance! Dance!” the crowd chants.

Well, you’ve got pressure on you now to do something cool.

>Go mechanical.
>Get on the ground and break it down.
>Execute crowd pleasing maneuvers.
>Mix style. No holds barred!
>Use your powers to cheat.
>Other (?)

>>33248415
>Mix style. No holds barred!

>>33248415
I don't really care which one we pick so long as we don't use our powers to cheat.

>>33248415
>>Mix style. No holds barred!
This is our mating dance. We shall prove our worth as a suitable mate by dancing.

>>33248415
>Go mechanical.
Let's do some oldschool pop-locking to start out with. If we're going to have a dance duel, we should build up instead of going all-out.

>>33248464
Seconding this.

>>33248415
>Execute crowd pleasing maneuvers.

>break-dancing while wearing a dress

This is some top-tier retarded shit. At least try into some consistency.

>>33248415
>Mix style. No holds barred!
>Other: Better do arm spread to taunt him too.

>Other other: We should totally wink at him if we do good.

Roll some dice for that dancing.

>>33248553
Welp, changing
>Mix style. No holds barred!
to
>>33248464

>>33248530
We're not reading this for the realism or pragmatism of the quest. Some of us, such as myself, are reading the quest for the absurdity of it all.

Now, quit being such a sourpuss and enjoy the quest.

Rolled 50

>>33248564

Rolled 37

>>33248564
I have never rolled a Nat 100 but I have rolled many nat 1's.
Let us hope the trend continues.

>>33248530
We wore tights/leggings specifically for something like this. We're going to hike the dress up and go to town.

...that sounded way too lewd.

Rolled 19

>>33248564

Not going to go well and I don't care.

>>33248530
Apparently we modified the dress somehow and are wearing tights under it.

>>33248530
>>33248585

Dress dancing is problematic, but you could use a handicap to even the playing field.

>>33248415
>Wait. He’s not Draco Malfoy at all. It’s Wolfgang, Moriah’s brother. He’s only dressed like Draco.
I like Wolfgang

>>33248610
>>33248625

Didn't we say we weren't going to be a slutty demon? Dammit, Sierra.

>>33248658
The problem with the usual "slutty demon" costume is that it's really just a vaguely demony slut. 95% slut, 5% demon. The genuine order isn't so bad what with tilting those percentages more towards the other direction.

>>33248648
I like Wolfgang too. He seems cool. Cool with secrets.

>>33248648
>>33248709
I hope we say hi before the dance battle

>>33248745
We greeted with our sick moves!

>>33248709
>>33248648
Wolfgang keeps on being Best Husbando.

>Hot, smart, cool, sexy, funny, kind, good-looking, successful, good at dancing, gorgeous, rich, has-a-car, handsome, humble, nerdy, beautiful, tall, Moriah's-older-brother, hot...

The list goes on and on, and just keeps getting longer.

[Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLyH94jNau0&t=2m41s]

“Hi,” you say blandly, loud enough to be heard.

“Hello,” says Wolfgang, tone equally mild.

Well, you’ve already pushed yourself just about as far as you can go while wearing a dress, so you think you’ll dial it back down until such a point that you need to rethink your strategy. You’ll stick with some classic pop locking, which should look way cool in any case.

You swivel out into the circle, rolling your shoulders and sliding your Chucks over the floor in glassy, jerking motions. You twirl in place, dropping low and glding back up, freezing section by section of your body at a time to achieve maximum smoothness while still keeping your movements all rickety and spontaneous. You do some fancy legwork and roll your neck around until you get into the most unnatural position possible. That’s when you freeze frame and put the ball back into Draco Wolfgang’s court.

>>33248948

Wolfgang picks up where you put down, pop locking around in a big semi circle, bouncing off each side whenever he reaches an invisible barrier. He goes lower than you could being dress-constrained, and does some other pretty wild things you’ve never even seen before, his joints seemingly melting and his entire being becoming made of jelly as he moves so robotically, that it comes around the other side and starts to look lifelike again.

This is not going as planned. Though, maybe he just got lucky this time. You’re sure you can out dance him and his stupid green and silver striped tie.

Street Cred: You – 0 Wolfgang – 1

>Switch styles and break it down.
>Do some crowd pleasers to hold your ground.
Throw in all your moves.
>This is what the tights are for. Tie that dress off. Though, that might put you more into the slutty side of the sexy demon thing than you'd be comfortable with.
>Other (?)

>>33248967
>Throw in all your moves.
>This is what the tights are for. Tie that dress off. Though, that might put you more into the slutty side of the sexy demon thing than you'd be comfortable
For the dance.

>>33248948

>Switch styles and break it down.

Can't reveal full power level yet. That's what round 3 is for.

>>33248967
>This is what the tights are for. Tie that dress off. Though, that might put you more into the slutty side of the sexy demon thing than you'd be comfortable with.
Let's do this. This is literally what we got those tights for.

>>33248967

What this guy said >>33248999

>>33248967
>>Switch styles and break it down.

>>33248967
>This is what the tights are for. Tie that dress off. Though, that might put you more into the slutty side of the sexy demon thing than you'd be comfortable with.
And then:
>Switch styles and break it down.

>>33248999
Got to agree with this. It's not a real fight if it doesn't have three rounds.

>>33248967
>Switch styles and break it down.

lets not reveal our true power level to Vegeta just yet.
that's next round.

>>33248999
This.

>>33249032
>>33249022
>>33248999
And we all know round three counts double

>>33248927
But are we best girl to his husbando? We need to at least get a car and graduate high school, but we got all the other stuff covered basically

>>33248967
>Roll a 19
>Still a failure
Jesus Christ, the DCs in this quest make me weep

>>33249093
To be fair, that's really reasonable in a 'best of 3' rolling system, especially if he's THAT DAMN GOOD.

>>33249093
Sierra is only good at killing people with her bare hands.

>>33248967
>>Switch styles and break it down
>This is what the tights are for. Tie that dress off. Though, that might put you more into the slutty side of the sexy demon thing than you'd be comfortable with.

>>33249093
I blame the guy that complained about dancing in a dress not being realistic.

>>33248967
>>Switch styles and break it down.
>>This is what the tights are for. Tie that dress off. Though, that might put you more into the slutty side of the sexy demon thing than you'd be comfortable with.

>>33248967

>Switch styles and break it down.

>>33249124
I blame him too, fuck that guy.

>>33248967
>This is what the tights are for. Tie that dress off. Though, that might put you more into the slutty side of the sexy demon thing than you'd be comfortable with.
>Switch styles and break it down.

>>33248967
All of the above?

>>33249093

Wolfgang rolled better.

>>33249163
That settles it for me. He's some kind of wizard and I'm not talking about his costume.

>>33249163

Should have said this in that post, but.

Roll dice. You are switching styles and getting serious about your dress handicap.

>>33249108
And Borislav with his bear hands.

HAHAHADDASDASDAS

>>33249163
Aww, I was hoping Wolfgang would dance like MC Hammer, and he'd get a negative modifier...

Rolled 12

>>33249185

Rolled 82

>>33249185

>>33249163
Wolfgang is clearly a cheat then! What a cheater!

Rolled 10

>>33249185
rollin'

Rolled 36

>>33249185

>>33249163
Ah, that would explain it, I'm not used to roll against in quests, most QMs from what I've seen/lurked in tend to gravitate towards hard DCs.

Rolled 11

>>33249185

>>33249206
Let's see Wolfgang beat a 10!

>>33249206
Holy crap

>>33249235
Inb4 he does exactly that.

>>33249185
>getting serious about your dress handicap.
Does that mean we're tying it off or not?

>>33248967
break out the krumping

>>33249269
>He crit succeeds
>The demony sluts in the audience start throwing bras and panties at him
>+50 stress

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>>33249206
Woo, I rolled that roll! Let us get down and boogey

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>>33249186
>Borislav after being shaved clean of upper body hair.

>>33249159
>>33249124
waah, waah

Should have thought before donning that dress or getting into a break-dance competition. /tg/ quest players are like spoiled children who never think about their decisions as long as it sound cool and awesome. Sierra should fail because this whole thing is fucking retarded.

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>>33249476
Truth.

She should be out hunting down landwells, but we're being railroaded into Demon Dance Revolution.

>>33249519
>>33249476
Oh look, the minmax elitist faggot squad is here

>>33249519
How are we being railroaded when we as the voters had several chances to back out of the Rave party you retards

This is getting serious. Nobody out dances you on your special night, and no dress is going to stop you from laying on the sweet moves. You adjust your dress and tie it off significantly higher to give you the range of motion you’ll need for what’s next – you manage to keep game face enough to play it off cool and not get too self-conscious about yourself (+5 Stress: 19/100). You leave your jacket unbuttoned, because it’ll increase your style factor as it’s all waving around and stuff when you’re break dancing.

The music changes just in time for you to execute your rebuttal.

[Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLyH94jNau0&t=53m16s]

You lunge forward, bounce off your front step and veer off to the side, land on one hand, do a one-hand stand. You kick your legs out and roll into a shoulder-back spin, from which point you get your hands under you and keep the spin going. Eventually you break out of it and just start throwing all your ground-moves together one after the other. The world spins about you wildly in a whirl of light and sound as you leap from hand to foot to hand to foot again and again, twisting low and fast.

>>33249537
>You can't dance with a dress coming to your knees
>minmax squad hebelehubele hurr hurr
You are proving his ( >>33249476 ) point

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>>33249519
But we chose this.

I mean, I suppose the rest of the players are railroading YOU.

But what you're really saying is 'I don't like what other people vote for, boo hoo!'

>>33249580

You go for a while, intermittently coming back up onto your feet to do some style poses before dropping again and twirling it up. The crowd eats it up, and when you’re starting to get so dizzy that you don’t even know which way is up anymore, you figure you can call it good. You pounce off the groudn and back to your feet, and pass off your dazed stumble as an ending flourish.

Attention shifts to Wolfgang, who shows no weak face in reaction to your attacks. Instead, he continues with the last vein of his smooth, mechanical pop locking. And though his technique is amazing, this is ground he’s already circled, and the crowds are fickle.

Street Cred: You: 1, Wolfgang: 1

>Mix styles. Chain it all together.
>Finish him off with krumping.
>Lose the jacket, mostly because doing so’d totally be a cheap crowd pleaser.
>Other (?)

>>33249541
Let's see...Quest 32 literally beginning with choices only for dress up... how about that?

This whole fiasco could have been written up without needing external input and she'd still end up going to the rave. Not that it's exactly out of character, but still, it feels forced and stale and has taken too long to get through.

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>>33249476
Look, guy, we get it. We're all retarded. You're so much superior to everyone else. If only we listened to you and you alone, we could have a perfect run.

>>33249586
Just because you're too stupid to know you're being herded doesn't mean you're not.

>>33249584
We danced just fine, Wolfgang danced better. But no, I'm not proving the 'muh realism' guy's point, we have natural agility. We can dance just fine and had been with a dress on

>>33249537
Who is talking about min-max?
If you wanted to do all the fucking crazy break-dancing, be my guest, but wear appropriate apparel to do it. We decided to put on a dress to look classy and then shat all over it by dancing like a lunatic. And now people want to stuff the dress and turn the classy look into more of a slutty look.
Good thing we didn't have heels to choose from because I bet they would have been taken and people would still vote for breakdancing.

I'm asking for consistency, that's all.

>>33249598
>Finish him off with krumping.

>>33249598
>Mix styles. Chain it all together.

>>33249642
>get told that you are a child
>post a picture of a literal child as a reaction

How can you be so unselfaware

>>33249598
>Mix styles. Chain it all together.

>>33249598
>Finish him off with krumping.
>Lose the jacket, mostly because doing so’d totally be a cheap crowd pleaser.

Show off a bit.

Also, an important question if we're thinking of husbandoing Wolfgang, does he smell nice?

>>33249625
Yes, after we chose to tell our friends and acquaintances that we were going with them to a rave, then chose to go to said rave au naturel, we simply chose clothing on the day of the rave. This shouldn't surprise you.

>>33249652
We wore shoes that work for it, it's a short dress that doesn't really get much in the way, and we wore tights underneath. It's fine.

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>>33249642
>>33249646
>>33249652
>>33249701

>>33249598
Lose the jacket and start chaining.

>>33249598
>>Mix styles. Chain it all together.
>>Lose the jacket, mostly because doing so’d totally be a cheap crowd pleaser.

I apologize if it seems like I forced you guys into this. I was under the impression people wanted to party up, otherwise I would have included more opportunities to back out.

>>33249598
>>Mix styles. Chain it all together.
>Lose the jacket, mostly because doing so’d totally be a cheap crowd pleaser.

>>33249713
Stop acting like there was ever a viable option to ignore the rave; and if it had been written in it wouldn't have been ignored.

Is there a serious argument over a bloody dress getting in the way of our bitching dance moves? I mean, really? What's so wrong about enjoying how the quest just goes?

Fuck, just because Sierra pulled her hem up a bit doesn't instaslut her, especially when in the context is being duchess of fucking dance.

I legit don't understand why it's so important to point out silly little things like some costume choice. Jeez.

>>33249757
It's just two guys whining. You didn't railroad us into anything. Keep up the good work.

>>33249757
Languid, you're fine. If there ever seems to be a problem with consensus, just do a by the numbers vote

>>33249785
It's one hypersensitive autist that can't stand everyone else in the quest getting in the way of him leading the people he hates to victory and one other guy that doesn't want any SoL-ish parts in the quest. People like them are in every quest and will spark an argument over the most inane garbage.

Welcome to questing on /tg/.

>>33249757
I'm having fun, man, no worries. Some dudes need to chill

Dice for mix styles and jacket losing.

>>33249757
As one of the guys on the antagonizing side, don't take this personally. This is about your readers, not you. You're a good guy, keep up the good work.

Rolled 3

>>33249834

Rolled 80

>>33249834

>>33249757
I enjoy how the quest is going, please continue

>>33249757
I think its cool, don't listen to one disproportionately angry dude

Rolled 29

>>33249834

Rolled 93

>>33249834

>>33249845
We got this

>>33249816
But... that's not sane. That's not logical at all. What? Thanks for the explanation though!

>>33249845
Have my babies! Bitching finish unless Wolfgang cheats again!

>>33249845

Hmm.

I'll be back in an hour now.

>>33249889
No, man! No! Don't feed the lawn! Believe in yourself!

>>33249757
These teenage shenanigans are fun! We spent at least three consecutive threads doing demon magic shit while we were hunting for Old Glory.

It's literally just two guys who are upset at the current direction, which if that's the case should have come up with better arguments against it to convince the other participants, instead of shit-flinging

>>33249598
>>Finish him off with krumping.
>DO NOT lose that fucking jacket, fuck the crowd. We are not giving up on our jacket.

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>>33249889
And when you get back, we'll be in autosage because these faggots will continue the argument in your absence or concoct a new one and say that they're just occupying their time.

>>33249647
You seem to fail at comprehension. When there is a dress that comes to your knees, keeping them together, you can NOT open your legs no matter how agile you are. You can not do much of the moves without spreading your legs more than 5 cm. It is not about physical power or agility or anything.

>>33249845
Finish him!

>>33249980
You could use your bitching leg strength to rip the dress.

>>33249980
Wasn't it just some light summer dress? They aren't very restrictive

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I'm looking forward to all of our skin turning into that weird black armour stuff. I'm also looking forward to wings. Wings are gonna be cool. Yeah.

>>33249980
>“Nate, stop doing that right now,” you yell, sliding over to the guy and slapping down his fancy finger tricks. “You do it like this! Keep your knees bent and just feel it out,” you say, doing what he was doing, but emphasizing the portions that he was definitely not pulling off.

As I said, we were dancing, bending our knees, and seemed to have no difficulty making motions. If there was a problem with dancing beforehand, the QM would've mentioned it

>>33249980
>>33250005
It's not like Languid has said anything about the dress giving negatives to the dance rolls, if that's what worries you.

Besides, sometimes you can't just plan for everything, and donning a dress is just a rare change of style.

>>33250055
I was just being a smart ass, don't worry about it.

>>33249980
It's a loose dress, dude. Why are you somehow under the impression that it keeps our legs sandwiched together?

I for one am enjoying DDR

>>33250112
I assume you you're the one who wants Sierra to tear her dress with her legs?

Lewd, Anon! Sierra's a pure girl!

>>33250139
Not loose enough for flips-n-shit. Besides we still got the tights. Not like we're being slutty or something.

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>>33250175
>Hung around a gang and sold drugs.
>Pure.

And yeah that was me.

The whole obsession with purity is kinda neurotic.

>>33250203
To be fair, she is a virgin.

She's fairly sexually pure.

Just, you know, a drug-peddling, foul-mouthed murderer.

>>33250175
People still voted for tying up the dress and dropping the jacket. We may have beaten Wolfgang at this dance-off, but we gave him a striptease in the process.

>>33250203
She's pure to me ;_;

No but really, I've no idea how quote-end quote pure she is.

>>33250203
I can only hope that most of these people who spout this purity shit are joking. It's almost gotten as bad as the "Handholding is soooooo lewd!!!!" thing.

>>33250236
Languid's posts strongly imply she's a virgin whose previous attempts at making out with people have just led to her feeling awkward and embarrassed for a few days after the fact.

So, fairly sexually pure. But with almost every other black mark possible on her soul.

>>33250228
We're wearing a dress and tights right now, we're probably more conservatively dressed than the other demon girls.

>>33250228
I'm pretty sure that's what they were going for. Wolfgang is the only dude in the quest that's even remotely husbandoable. Well, I guess Baron kinda is too, but he's less desirable than Wolfy

>>33250228
Which was unintentional - probably, likely. Also according to what Languid wrote, Sierra left her jacket on but open for maximum flashy.

I'd not call intense badass dancing a striptease. But that's just how I see it.

I don't think Wolfgang considers Sierra slutty now, if that's what you're worried about. He might joke about it though.

>>33250245
I'd say on /tg/ it's mostly joking, but if you go on /a/...

>>33250224
>>33250236
>>33250262
She probably fantasizes about some pretty hardcore stuff not that anything is wrong with that.

>>33250278
>Not husbandoing Ranthrix.

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>>33250203
I thought it was a joke based on anime tropes. That's how I always intend it when I mention purity.

I mean, don't you want to protect this smile?

>>33250278
>Wolfgang is the only dude in the quest that's even remotely husbandoable.
BORYA IS BEST HUSBANDO.

But yeah, Wolfgang is totally our ideal mate, thus far.

>>33250286
Well otaku did start burning shit whenever a female character is implied to have sex with only one person that she is in a committed relationship with.

>>33250245
Of course I'm joking. That handholding... thing doesn't have a place in this quest, I agree. This is not the best word for it, but I consider Hellborn quest a more serious one than, say, Tale of Witches. Though I like light heartedness.

>>33250262
Yeah, that's what I've garnered as well. I'm wondering how bright her future looks romantically considering how she looks and how averse she's of touching.

>>33250325
>I'm wondering how bright her future looks romantically considering how she looks and how averse she's of touching.
I'm still of the opinion that she's way too fucked up emotionally for a romantic relationship with anyone short of a perfectly-understanding angel with the patience of a saint (Harvey's the closest one to that so far, and... he's way too much of a little brother to us for that), and that as soon as the relationship ends she would likely go on a stress-fueled rampage that kills at LEAST one innocent person.

So, I hold that dating someone is literally tantamount to murder.

I'd call that 'pretty fucking dark.'

>>33249598

>Mix styles. Chain it all together.

And now, the finale.

Reminder that landmasters don't die of old age and Sierra will outlive any husbando currently available unless she dies violently.

>>33250376
I think it's kinda metagamey to forgo relationships all together.

Though I don't really see any good options unless Rowan gets a dick.

>>33250400
>unless she dies violently
I'm expecting her to die violently before she even hits her prime.

>>33250407
>Implying Rowan isn't more masculine than 90% of men

>>33250376
RIP Sierra's happiness

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>>33250414
I think a lot of the people around her are, if not expecting it, at least prepared for that to happen.

>>33250407
>I think it's kinda metagamey to forgo relationships all together.
I think she's pretty self-aware as far as her emotional fuckup-ness is concerned, and she's DEFINITELY aware of how dangerous stress is.

Until she's confident she has her stress problems under control (she should see a therapist) it's reckless endangerment, at the very least, to try to date someone.

>Though I don't really see any good options unless Rowan gets a dick.
Well, she is already pretty buff. If she grew a man-body with that dick (Sierra's straight, not bi, so dickgirls probably aren't her thing) then yeah, she and Sierra would probably be all over each other.

Genderbent Rowan is best husbando.

>>33250435
She is, just saying she would be the ideal relationship material if she wasn't out of limits due to our sexuality as a bisexual this concept confuses me.

>>33250407
It is metagamey but that's how it is. I agree with him that shit's dark unless Sierra somehow overcomes her aversion or somesuch thing. Magic?

>>33250414
Nooo, she must become the new empress.

>>33250435
'Sup, hellborn. Caught you mirin'.

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>>33250435
Sierra is a delicate fucking princess and she'll flay anyone who says otherwise.

>>33250481
>Nooo, she must become the new empress.
The last one drowned in a tragic boating accident.
Maybe we should learn how to swim first.

>>33250470
>>33250481
She would probably end up going for it if a good option showed up, because emotions tend to govern that more then logic.

It would probably be a risk reward gamble.

>>33250501
We totally should, though I'm pretty sure swimming isn't the go-to skill against giant demon shears.

>>33250501
>Maybe we should learn how to swim first.
This is a good point. Next time we have even a day free, ask someone to teach us. It's actually a serious liability.

>>33250470
I'm still voting for Ranthrix husbando. We're only a short time away from it not being statutory.

>>33250535
>>33250536
We should at least learn to tread water.

>>33250564
You and me both.

>>33250564
Ask Wolfgang to tech us? Yes?

Not really, Rowan or Cass.

>>33250564
I couldn't be less interested in him. I found him creepy and obnoxious.

>Ranthix<<<<<Being Alone<Baron<<<Wolfgang<Genderbent Rowan

Search your heart. You know it to be true.

At least we can all agree, though, that Edward Cullen's off the market, especially what with him already dating Moriah's sister.

>>33250564
Agreed, he would be the best husbando.

He's probably a war veteran that fought on her mom's side.

>>33250615
Genderbent Rowan>Ranthrix>>>Wolfgang>Alone>>>>>>>>>Baron.

Cullen doesn't even rank on the list.

>>33250658
>Genderbent Rowan

Mai husbando.

Guys, we don't have to argue about what husbando is best. When we become empress they'll all be part of our harem.

>>33249757
I wrote this post:>>33249625

Personally, I'm not enjoying this portion of the quest, but that's okay, I can wait, other people are having fun. However, I do like to agree with people who express the same opinion as me in these threads, for solidarity. Unfortunately, the majority feel they have to jump up and scream "autists" at the top of their lungs just because someone has a dissenting opinion.

Don't be afraid of the word railroad, it applies to more than just the QM in this context. Also, there are some sources that will posit that we all secretly want to be railroaded.

You are the QM, and you are the authority. Apologize for nothing.

P.S. I thought your flag run had a brilliantly sardonic quality that I highly enjoyed.

>>33250678
This shit happens every single time Languid leaves. Just ignore it, because the husbandofags will just go on about how they're just doing it for fun if you point out how ridiculous they're being

>>33250744
Because it is just for fun. What else is there to talk about other than relationships?

>>33250680
Each to their own, right? If I had to choose, we'd be uncovering secrets from the past- mom and sis - and trying to find romance, but I find enjoyment in most things in this quest.

>>33250744
Not like it's serious though.

Getting someone for Sierra would actually be nice, I think.

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>>33250680
>>33250744
>>33250772
>fun

No no, you guys have it all wrong. The best husbando is Sierra, cause we're waifuing Moriah, duh.

>>33250821
>Sierra
>Manly enough to be husbando

Only Rowan is manly enough

>>33250262
It doesn't help that the people she made out with were girls, and with her not being homosexual she wasn't really sexually attracted and being stimulated

>>33250300
What? But Baron is dressed as Tron! I bet he even has a vibrate function...

>>33250316
Well, shit man, if you're an open relationship that's fine, but if your fucking a dude behind the back and pretending your in a fairly monogamous relationship, I'd be pissed too.

That shit ain't kosher

>>33250817
I don't bother asking myself if I should post, so I'd never have a chance to even use that diagram there.

>>33250376
...jeesh, man. I'll agree she'll have issues, but if she's ever going to learn to be emotionally mature then having relationships like this is healthy. If worse comes to worse, we can convey our stresses to the Hallows so we don't lose our shit. We've done it before

>>33250919
I think we need some serious therapy and stress counseling before the idea of a relationship is even on our radar. We aren't even remotely ready for one, even if it might SOMEDAY be an important step for us.

>>33250470
Right, but just because she's aware of her emotional problems and aversion to touch doesn't change the fact she's a teenager, and teenagers aren't going to act as if they're in a vacuum-sealed bubble and forgo sexual relations altogether, nor is it mentally healthy to do so either.

>>33250470
>Genderbent Rowan
Unf.

>>33250919
>>33250944
Got to remember that she's still young, even if she's about to hit 18.

Though time might be against her what with the invasion and god knows what else.

>>33250955
I actually don't have a problem with her experimenting, maybe losing her virginity, whatever. It's romance that I have a problem with. It's incredibly rewarding, but also occasionally incredibly stressful, and while normal teenagers cry themselves to sleep or overindulge in drinking or pick a fight when they're stressed, Sierra FLIPS THE FUCK OUT and MURDERS RANDOM PEOPLE IN BLACKOUT RAGE.

Until we get that stress under tight enough control that we can confidently operate without that risk, actual relationships are Bad Fucking News for anyone anywhere nearby when we have our first fight/breakup.

>>33250990
I know, right? If Rowan ended up a dude - no matter what the reason - we'd be fucking DONE. 10/10 husbando of the year, every year.

Instead, we have to settle for 'actual dudes.'

>>33250944
I'm sorry anon, I agree that getting counseling is rational but it doesn't fit with Sierra's attitude at the present time, and neither do I think would be forgoing sexual relationships and making adult decisions. She isn't an adult, she's seventeen years old, and if that is ever going to be something that happens it's probably going to need to be brought up by the Hallows or some other figure in her life

>>33251024
Sierra doesn't have to flip the fuck out when she's stressing, and she's already developing health--well, healthier coping skills then outright physical violence

>>33251062
Oh, for sure. I don't expect Sierra to be smart about this - hell, I'm going to vote for the Bad Decisions like kissing boys or saying 'yes' when asked on dates. I'm just pointing out that it WILL go wrong. Terribly wrong. And there won't be anyone to blame but Sierra (us).

>>33251111
Not if we the players do our best to curb her stress as best we can. It doesn't have to be an automatic bad end if a relationship ends poorly, we can work with it. We have the tools and support.

>>33251024
This, being a teenage grill in a relationship is risky as fuck.
There's still Harvey way into the future when he gets a lot more mature, the closest thing we can get to a gender-bent Rowan. We're immortal anyways.

>>33251181
If her first breakup doesn't bring her up to 100 Stress, I will be absolutely fucking shocked.

>>33251111
What about normal relationships like friendships, mentors, and shit? She lost her mind when Monster died. What the hell is going to happen if Rowan or Isaac or Borya dies, especially in their line of work? Or what if Moira decides Sierra isn't a good influence on her, and breaks off their friendship?

Relationships in general could cause Sierra to lose it

>>33251091
Yeah. An example of this is the whole almost drowning thing. I don't know if it's a good example but it shows than she can (sometimes) control herself even in extreme duress.

Not that it helped her escape the water but still.

>>33251219
And fuck, what if they get hurt in general? I understand you guys wanting to keep from berzerking, but any kind of relationship, romantic, platonic or familial could lead her to lose her shit. Romance may have a higher risk factor, but the shit she does in her job is a more likely stress risk factor and yet you guys are diving headlong into it

>>33251219
I agree thoroughly, but there is the time factor. We can't be getting laid or go out on dates if Crowther decided to randomly give us a mission at any time, we never even got to get a land well orb.

>>33251207
>>33251208
This is assuming that demon physiology is a perfect mimic of humans. For all we know, demon mating rituals/pheromone triggers/etc. might be completely foreign. It's been established that the base attractive standards are the same, probably because of conditioning from having grown up among humans (Harry Potter/Danny Boy). That doesn't mean she will naturally be volatile if separating from a significant other. Perhaps demons are naturally promiscuous.

I wonder how much of her current volatility is due to her demonic nature rather than the teenage aspect. What if she will always have to suppress her explosive nature?

>>33249889
So what do you guys think the odds are for Languid being back and currently writing on the next update?

>>33251306
His lawn took him now.

>>33251306
Why don't you shake a magic 8-ball for us?

>>33251306
Claimed by The Lawn.

>>33251274
*Decides.

Maybe when we settle into the job we have more. Too much new stimuli does equal higher risk.

>>33251295
She wasn't raised by demons though. She was shocked when Mr. Sparkles was so secretive about his relationship.

So when are we gonna dance to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN14Kdo6PZE

Or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg

>>33251428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

The only right one.

>>33251339
She was shocked because she was raised by humans, but that only means that she's been socially trained.

What if there are aspects of her sexuality that are completely dominated by the demon side, regardless of conditioning? What if she naturally expresses a black widow/praying mantis complex when complete arousal takes over and she gives zero fucks what happens after coitus?

>>33251440
>Cassandra, Isaac, how do demons have sex?

I can't wait

>>33251461
"Well, Rowan. When two demons really want to claw each other's eye's out-"

>>33251440
T-that's fucking awesome. Would waifu/10

>>33251482
That's so romantic!

>>33251482
>rowan. Shit I fucked up.

>>33251440
>>33251482
>Demon coitus features the female going into a berserker rage during mating season and trying to murder every male they meet.
>The males have to physically subdue them and fuck them into submission, thereby proving they're strong enough to be a worthy mate.
That would strongly imply, to me, that Sierra's dad was the landmaster.

Also, that whole idea is fucking hot, and makes Ranthix dislocating our arm and carrying us around a lot more lewd.

>>33251567
Does that mean Sierra has to peg someone to be dominant in the relationship?

>>33251600
It means all demons ladies are straight during mating season, and are EXTREMELY aggressive power-bottoms.

>>33251440
>>33251567
Getting a little rowdy, boys.

I'm all for rough porn or whatnot but damn.

>>33251659
We just entered the magical realm

>>33251663
I need an adult

>>33251659
My point was really that we just don't know how she "should" react because of imagination.

>>33251719
Well I sure hope it doesn't involve some intense hentai from fucking Xration.

>>33251737
Me too, anon. Me too.

Is...Is Languid kill?

LAWNGUID PLS

LET US FINISH HIM

>>33251960
Before you ask if Languid is kill, remember that whenever he gives you a start or return time, it's really just a guess. Add between one and several hours for the real resumption time.

>>33251973

I'm back.

>>33251988

This guy has the right idea.

>>33252126
REJOICE

>>33251306
I know how Languid feels; just finished conquering my lawn while listening to the Game of Thrones audiobook

>>33252550
I hope gurm gets TWoW out soon. I don't want my show-watching friends to get ahead of me, and I don't want to watch the series if it gets to far beyond book teritory.

>>33252599
This is exactly the same as the last update.

>>33252599

Whoops. Hasty on the cut and paste.

>>33252634
Quick! Delete it!

>>33252634

Ha! Bad move on his part. He’s just set himself up so you can knock this out of the park.

You smile broadly and, though you briefly consider losing your jacket, you definitely don’t need the edge to finish him off. And plus you like the jacket look. You can finish him in style, not need to lose your cool. It’s certainly a good thing you tied your dress off, because there’s no way you’d make it through your next set without ripping it to shreds.

You start dancing. You dance all your moves, together, strung out in one, harmonic chord of elegance and skill. You go from robotically shifting across the floor to leaping about on your hands to melting like a body without a skeleton and back again. It’s brutal, but it’s brutal in your favor, all the way.

People scream. Maybe you scream at some point. You’re not sure. But by the time you’re done, the show’s over.

Street Cred: You: 3, Wolfgang: 1

The designated dance circle wavers and breaks as people rush in to fill the space. You acknowledge the people talking you up, complimenting your costume, and telling you how great everything was while you fix your dress and make sure your jacket doesn’t have any huge stains or scrapes on it. Thankfully, it’s tougher than it looks. As for the dust, you’re able to brush it off, more or less. Importantly however, victory is sweet, even if it means you getting swarmed by adoring spectators. (-15 Stress: 4/100)

>>33252653

Anyway, you extract yourself from the tangle and manage to work your way over toward Wolfgang, kind of. He's bumping fists and trying to escape the center of attention, though he may be entrapped for another few seconds. You could probably vanish mysteriously if you wanted to.

>Vanish mysteriously and
>>Return to your friends
>>Go look around at all the freaks
>>Resume moves, but dial it back down.
>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.
>Huh. So in addition to suits, you have sweater vests.
>Hey Wolfgang, is Moriah here too?
>Other (?)

>>33252679
>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Sorry about ruining your jam, though. I didn't know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.

>>33252679
>Vanish mysteriously and
>>Go look around at all the freaks
We are at a freak party here

>>33252679
>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.

>>33252679
>>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
We teach in Hogwarts.

>>33252679
>>Go look around at all the freaks

Maybe we can find another supernatural dude.

>33252679
>Resume moves, but dial it back down.
>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.

>>33252679
>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Sorry about ruining your jam, though. I didn't know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.
>Hey Wolfgang, is Moriah here too?

>>33252679
>>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.
>>Huh. So in addition to suits, you have sweater vests.
>>Hey Wolfgang, is Moriah here too?
Somehow cram all that together

>>33252679
>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.

>>33252679
>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Didn't expect that from a guy like you.

>>33252679
>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.

>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you

>>33252679
>>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you. >Huh. So in addition to suits, you have sweater vests.>Hey Wolfgang, is Moriah here too?

>>33252679
>>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.
>Hey Wolfgang, is Moriah here too?

>>33252838
Wow, that came out all fucked up. My bad

>>33252679
>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.
>Hey Wolfgang, is Moriah here too?

>>33252679

>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>Sorry about ruining your jam. I didn’t know who you were until I’d committed to schooling you.
>Hey Wolfgang, is Moriah here too?

>>33252679
>>Nice moves, Draco. Twenty points to Slytherin.
>>Hey Wolfgang, is Moriah here too?

>>33252818
This

Although vanishing mysteriously is its own reward, you actually kind of want to talk to Wolfgang. You snake through the crowd and emerge near the young Mr. Crowther.

“Them’s was some nice moves, Draco,” you say, projecting your voice over the din. “Twenty points to Slytherin.”

He excuses himself from conversation with a couple partiers and turns his attention to you. “This is where I’d normally lay down a harsh burn for your crimping my style,” he says. “But you get a free pass this time – were you raised by a dance academy or what? Because I didn’t think they made people who could move like that.”

Well, they kind of don’t. You may have had some advantages with your tail, inhuman endurance, and super reflexes. “Sorry man. Didn’t know who you were ‘til I’d committed to schooling you,” you say, smiling. “Moriah here too?”

>>33253586

“Somewhere,” says Wolfgang, gesturing vaguely through the masses. “You here with anybody?”

“Some friends,” you reply. “Just, y’know, Halloweening up the night.”

He nods in understanding. “Didn’t get a good look until now but, you look way different,” Wolfgang says. He takes a second to look you over, and is clearly impressed. He flashes you a thumbs up. “I can dig it.”

>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>Really though, nice moves. Didn’t expect it from you.
>This is going to sound lame, but I’m kind of jealous of your sweater vest.
>Where’s the last place you saw your sister?
>So are you here with anybody? Besides Moriah, I mean.
>Cool. See you next week, right?
>I was going to go check out all the freaks. You still breaking it down out here or you want to come along?
>Other (?)

>>33253602
>>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>>Really though, nice moves. Didn’t expect it from you.
>>So are you here with anybody? Besides Moriah, I mean.
>>I was going to go check out all the freaks. You still breaking it down out here or you want to come along?

>>33253602
>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>So are you here with anybody? Besides Moriah, I mean.

(I see what you're doing, languid)

>>33253602
>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>So are you here with anybody? Besides Moriah, I mean.

>>33253602
>>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>>Really though, nice moves. Didn’t expect it from you.
>>This is going to sound lame, but I’m kind of jealous of your sweater vest.
>>Where’s the last place you saw your sister?
LOOK
AT
ALL
THESE
OPTIONS

>>33253602
>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>So are you here with anybody? Besides Moriah, I mean.

>>33253602
>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>Really though, nice moves. Didn’t expect it from you.

"Seriously, nobody is going to expect your future lawyer self to break it down in the court room."

>So are you here with anybody? Besides Moriah, I mean.
>I was going to go check out all the freaks. You still breaking it down out here or you want to come along?

Hang out with Wolfy for a bit, it ought to be amusing, maybe go outside for a bit to acquire a cigarette.

Oh, and does he smell nice today?

>>33252653
>(-15 Stress: 4/100)
You know... What happens if we hit 0? Zen Sierra?

>>33253602
>where's the last place you saw your sister?

Inb4 she's dressed as Mystique.

>>33253761
You just opend my eyes to a whole new World my friend

>>33253761
Going into negative stress put her into a very good mood. I think it was thread three or four, when we woke up from our first night with the Hallows.

>>33253815
Hmm, I don't remember that. I'll have to look at the archives later.

>>33253602
>Really though, nice moves. Didn’t expect it from you.
>Where’s the last place you saw your sister?

>>33253831
I just checked, it's thread three, part one. We get to -2 stress after having a great dream and wake up bright and early in a good mood.

>>33253602
>Really though, nice moves. Didn’t expect it from someone all posh like you.
>Where’s the last place you saw your sister?
>So are you here with anybody? Besides Moriah, I mean.

>>33253732
Oh god, this.

>>33253732
yes pls

>>33253602
>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>Really though, nice moves. Didn’t expect it from you.

>>33253602
>>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>Really though, nice moves. Didn’t expect it from you.
>So are you here with anybody? Besides Moriah, I mean.

>>33253732
Lets hang with Wolfy!

>>33253586
>>Thanks – it’s a lot of fun.
>>Really though, nice moves. Didn’t expect it from you.
>So are you here with anybody? Besides Moriah, I mean.

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>>33254352

>>33253732
Sure, tagging with Wolfenstein could be fun

>that glorious feel when removing your lawn

>>33254699
feels good man, feels good. You can look across your yard and be like 'I mowed that, I mowed all that!"

>>33254739
>see Languid in a bar
>Hey there, does the lawn match the canopy?

>>33254739
im not just mowing it, im literally tearing it out due to landscaping.

>>33254826
Grass for the grass god.

>>33254826

Well I'm done eating dinner, so maybe I'll actually update now.

>>33254932
sod for the sod throne.

>>33254941
Don't sweat it. People are impatient today.

>>33254941
Ohh god, he's eating grass now
>>33254941
>>33255022
Aye, I'm just poking fun, man. No rush.

Test bump for autosageing

>>33255783
300 posts is the autosage limit. We're there.

>>33255783
Yes, it is. Go to [settings] in bottom-right or top-right of the page, and under "Monitoring" check "thread statistics"

>Display post and image counts on the right of the page, italics signify bump/image limit has been met

>>33255783
Isn't 300 the bumplimit on /tg/?
We're at 326 according to 4chanX