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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!
>We joined Rena as she went to the newest cool spot in the dome, the Hot Spring of the Nile.
>All was not as it seemed, however, as Queen of the World was murdered!

>Then it all turned out to be a ruse. Rena and her friends were not amused and ended up spending the rest of the day simply hanging out.

>We now join one of the attendees of this party as she deals with an annoying older sister.
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>>33211575
Hooray for Hero Quest! (It's weird getting here before the Twitter announcement.)
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>>33211575
Is it finally that time again?
Bridgette Quest?
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>>33211575
BRIDGETTE SUFFERING IS HERE
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C: "And then she just acts like it's no big deal! Like 'Oh, I've been bugging you for the past month but it's cool! I'm just gonna go bother someone else!' You can't just be a Hero, bother a Villain for so long, and then dump them like they're nothing. Do you understand me, dear sister?"

"Uh huh..."

She's been rambling like this for the better part of the hour...
And she's drunk all my booze.

C: "Sister... Dear sweet little sister..."

"Yes?"

C: "Tell me... What am I to do now? How do I act? I... For once I simply do not know. Am I to go and try to destroy their relationship like a proper Villain? Once again I feel lost..."

"Uh...."

C: "I wanted to do that... Just go and attack her. But then I realized I would most likely be killed. It is always like this, dear sister... Everyone I want to fight is just too powerful... And..." She takes another drink from the nearly empty bottle in her hand. "Why is everyone so strong? I can't even beat them up a little. All of them. Caffornicator, Rider, Magical Girl Spa- Magical Vampire Sparkle. What is a villain to do, dear sister?"

"......."

It's too early in the morning for this shit.
I don't even know what she wants me to say.
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>>33211575
Bridgette still a best
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>>33211575
Wacky Races chapter when?
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>>33211575
Bridgette, go to HeroSearch and search for Rena X Bridgette fanfics.
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>>33211575
What was the oneshot that was mentioned on twitter?
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>>33211671
"You could pick on Rena, I guess."
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>>33211671
Keep nodding silently, that always works.
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>>33211671
Get more booze.

Suggest to your sister that going on a spiritual journey to the monster dimension might make her stronger.
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>>33211671
Go find a better nemesis? Hang out with Rena more? Make a contract with one of the QB's that Bridgette can summon?
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>>33211671
git gud. powerlevel or something
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>>33211671
I dunno, get a hobby? Macrame or base jumping or something?
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>>33211671
Tell her the truth.
Tell her that she's being a colossal bitch to everyone and that's why people dump her.
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>>33211671
Tell her sparkle is probably a lot weaker
And there's always Rena, who forgives you even when you rip out every bone in her body apparently.
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>>33211671
Ask Rena if she has any booze.
If you can't have her love, then you can at least have her alcohol, right?

>I just remembered that time when Bridgette and Rena got drunk and cuddled
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>>33211671
Training montage maybe?
Try and get to S-rank and then pick on them, ask Monster Mom for advice
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>>33211671
Bridgette! This is your chance to get her out of your hair and get Rena to stop avoiding you by association with your sister!

Suggest she leave for a training journey.
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>>33211687
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33148899/
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>>33211671
Tell her to go hang out with AltSparkle? She's kinda lonely, and she sounds like she could use company with an alternate version of someone she loved.
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>>33211671
Maybe she should try being nice for a change?

And didn't she want Caffo to leave her alone? She got what she wanted.
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>>33211671
She should stop being a bitch and get friends.
I mean, neither of you get any and probably never will due to personalities, but at least you have friends. Cynthia is tolerated at best. Help her out. Help get get a friend.
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>>33211700
>>33211708
>>33211719
Rena is currently avoiding Cynthia, and by association, Bridgette. So I don't think that's something Bridgette would suggest.
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>>33211671
Don't say a thing. Just let her ramble on.
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>>33211708
Of course, what could possibly go wrong?
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>>33211767
That's the clever plan though. Cynthia leaves to go find Rena, Rena comes here to avoid Cynthia. It's perfect!
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>>33211671
Take a good, firm hold of her collar and slap some sense into her.
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>>33211671
Transform her into a mermaid and watch as she asphyxiates.
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>>33211786
That's not clever. That's contrived.
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>>33211762
She's tsundere for caffo.
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>>33211671
The way she said it, it was pretty clear that she wanted nothing to do with Caffo and just hadn't said so before. What else could she have done, besides stay away from her?
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>>33211762
You might have noticed that C is rather dysfunctional when it comes to relationships.
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>>33211671
Bridgette.

Next time you're out villaining summon this to use as a whip.
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>>33211762
She doesn't want anything to do with Caffo.

But like most villains she has a gigantic fucking ego. The fact that she was dumped instead of the other way around pisses her off.
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>>33211671
Well, you can always beat rena pretty easy, at least.

Anyway, you should be glad you thwarted the heroic caffornicator in her advances for you.
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>>33211671
"I wish I knew, Sis, I really do."
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>>33211671
Tell her to get revenge by telling Rider all about how horrible Caff was to her.
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>>33211671
Well, isn't it natural for someone to give up on trying to get your affections if it never works?
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>>33211924
I dont think Bridgette has given up yet.
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I... I don't think I'm going to call her a bitch. Or slap her. She could still kick my ass.

"Maybe you can try and get some more friends or something? A hobby? You've been working pretty hard lately."

C: "But dear sister... My job is my hobby... And I love it very much. Tell me, dear sweet sister, how do you get friends? You have a lot of friends, right?"

"...."

C: "You have that cute little redhead and Rider to call upon. All I have is you... How do you do it?"

"... I uh... Don't act like a uh... Bitch..." She speaks that last word softly, hoping that it doesn't impact her sister too much.

C: "A bitch? You think I act like a bitch..?"

"You can be pretty bitchy, yes..."

C: "Oh..."

>She looks at her bottle and finishes the rest in one gulp.

C: "I wasn't aware you thought of me like that, dear sister..." Her lip starts to tremble as she looks at Bridgette.

Oh boy.

"Sis, you can be kinda messed up. Rena doesn't even want to come here anymore because of what you do to her."

C: "I... Oh dear sister... I don't know what to do! This is simply how I am..! I don't know how else to act..."

"How to not act like a bitch? It's pretty easy, sis. Just... Stop being a bitch."

C: "But how?"

"I don't know! Just... Stop being so messed up to people."

C: "But how, dear sister!"

"I don't fucking know! Just be nice to people! It's not hard!"

C: "It is for me..."

>She looks at the empty bottle and shakes it at her sister. Bridgette sighs and goes to grab another one.

She's sulking and impossible to deal with. I think I like her bitchy self more.
I want to just kick her out but she's my sister, dammit.
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>>33211855
Or a neutronium golem.

Maybe a couple of neutronium rocks for Rena.
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Maybe if she stopped aiming for S-Class they'd stop kicking her shit up. It pretty much all started when she messed with Rena. For fucks sake, the girl managed to get both rank #1's to go out on a date.

There must be plenty of A or B-class heroes that are looking for a good villain to do battle with.
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>>33211671
The hell is her problem? She never responded to Caffo's advances and now she mopes like a spoiled brat when she moved on?
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>>33211939
I think she has.
I mean, she's still attracted, she'd probably go for it if there was a sign that Rena somehow could like her back, but I think she's completely aware of and accepting of the fact that Rena has no romantic interest in her at all.
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>>33211958
If you turn her into a mermaid she would whine at you anymore.

Just putting that out there.
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>>33211958
Move into Rena's apartment! Problem solved.
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>>33211939
I think she's more in this "I'll take what I can get" phase more than actively trying for romance.

It's not like Rena is ever going to find anyone else so best friend is practically the same thing as signifcant other in Rena terms.
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>>33211958
Make her sign up for a dating website.
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>>33211958
Tell her to be nice to people. Help them. Assist them instead of teasing them. Don't complain about them, and instead cherish their presence. Hug them lightly instead of BREAKING ALL THE BONES IN HER BODY LIKE WHAT THE FUCK CYNTHIA
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>>33211958
Um, find a fetish club that would cater to stuff you like? I mean I'm pretty sure Cynthia's into BDSM, and there's probably all kinds of people that would be into her bitchy/domineering side.
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>>33211958
Offer to go out with her, if you're with her maybe you can curb some of her nastier habits
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summon her and give her the order of "don't be a bitch"
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>>33211958
Don't kick her out. That'd make it worse.

Anyway, she's not that huge a bitch. She just, you know, overreacts. Hurts folk when she gets angry.

You gotta turn off the villainy when you're not villaining. maybe get a stress ball.
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>>33211958
Tell her to start with Rena. Try doing something NICE for her instead of manipulating her or turning her into a vampire again or liquifying all of her bones over a prank. Have Cynthia take Rena shopping or something and watch over her to correct her when she starts being a bitch again.

Plus, if she manages to stop being such a bitch towards Rena, you get your friend back!
>>33211973
Yeah, this is also worth pointing out. Cynthia needs to know that she brought this on herself.
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>>33211958
Tell her to meet new people. Maybe a nice B-class hero, or at least someone that wouldn't kick her teeth in by sneezing.

And maybe tell her to stop trying to get negative reactions from people. It's the classic teasing mentality: they think it's funny to see people riled up but they can't see why other people don't like it. It's something like a lack of empathy. Tell her to think about how the other person would feel before she acts.
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>>33211958
>how to train your monster sister
>coming to theaters Summer of 20XX
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>>33211958
To be nice you have to consider how others will react to what you do to them, and how they feel. To put yourself in their shoes.

If she could read peoples' minds that would help. Shadow Man has some sunglasses that can do that!

Oh Bridgette, apparently Rena thinks Cynthia's legs are cute.
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>>33212048
>>33211958
>cynthia doing something genuinely nice for rena

As a side bonus, this will terrify and bewilder the redhead.
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>>33211958
Tell her to go see a shrink.
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>>33211958

Just do what you're doing, but more theatrics and less, uh, maliciously manipulative and bitchy stuff. You're trying to weave a narrative with the Hero, not trying to break him/her down to his/her very core and destroy them. So no stuff like breaking bones or serious kidnapping or stuff like that for revenge and stuff. Just adjust yourself to be more intriguing and less retributive and there'll be people crawling over each other to be your nemesis.
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>>33211958
Maybe she should stop trying to look at everything as a villain, and act like a normal human for a change?
You know, the one with two human legs and stuff? Like you? Maybe because she spent so much time in that snake form she lost her touch with humanity.
So if she spends some time walking around as a human being and away from her job, maybe it'd do her good.

As for what she should do, maybe she should apologize to Rena first.
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>>33212098
Considering how many heroes and villains are just plain fucked up, I'd be surprised if there were a single shrink left alive in the city.
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>>33211968
>>33211855
Can we not destroy the world?
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>>33212117
This is good advice.

You're firmly stuck in the "femme fatale" slot right now, and you need to make a bit of a shift to bombastic villain.

Consider practicing villainous monologues? Or a good evil laugh?
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>>33212126
He is probably also a hero or villain and made out of diamonds or something in order to withstand all the tantrums.
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>>33211958
You know what? Just fucking apologizing and meaning it would work wonders. Sure, no one will believe her, but that's a start at least.
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>>33212136

You mean this ISN'T one of GardenMaster NORG's quests?
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>>33211968
Which is denser, neutronium or Rena?
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>>33212154
Don't cross the streams, dude. Keep your norgshit to your own thread.
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>>33211973
"You do know this is kinda your fault? The thing with Caffornicator, right? You pretty much pushed her away on your own."

C: "I know I did but... What was I to say? 'Oh, it was fun. I hope you enjoy playing with that undead bitch.' That just... Didn't seem right."

"That wouldn't be right, at least not the last part. But wishing them well -is- right and for some reason you have a hard time realizing that."

C: "..." She stays silent and sips from her new bottle.

>>33211981
Yeah but... She's already being a crybaby.

>>33211986
Tempting.

>>33212005
Yeah, that was pretty fucked up.

"Maybe you just gotta be nice to people? Actually show them you're not always a huge bitch."

Heh. I think this is the only time I can get away with calling her that.

C: "I caaaan't!"

>>33212024
"Well... Let's go out together. I'll help keep you in line and make sure you don't do anything too fucked up."

C: "But dear sister you can't exactly stop me from... Wait... You can!"

"Hmm?"

>Cynthia grasps Bridgette's hands and smiles.

C: "You can summon me! Then... Then you can just control me! With my looks and your help I can have all the friends! Oh sister, that is such a wonderful idea!"

"I didn't..."

C: "You can help me be kind to people and then maybe I can get my own Rena!"

She's so drunk.

C: "Please, dear sister! Won't you help me?"
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>>33211958
Tell her she has to deal with her obvious long-standing feelings of abandonment from Sparkle and the subsequent issue of the use of manipulation and violence to avoid emotional attachment and commitment. And stop being a bitch.
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>>33212123
allegedly, there's no difference for her being a Lamia or a human, pretty sure it's because Larro likes drawing her that way.
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>>33212155
I'm pretty sure Rena hasn't mastered density as a superpower to kill people.
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>>33212243
What could possibly go wrong
Nothing at all is what
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Rolled 17

>>33212243
Summon her, it might just work.
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>>33212243
Welp, time to fucking leave brakes behind us gents. Full speed ahead, this is an idea so terrible it can't go anything but hilarious.

Drink a bit to get some courage in you first, of course.
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>>33212243
No. She's trying to get out of this easy.

If she wants to change, she has to do it on her own. You can support her, but you can't be responsible for her bullshit.
And you know she's going to blame you for everything she fucks up. Because you summoned her, and it's never her fault.
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>>33212243
No. You can't act her chaperone every time she needs to step out of the door. She needs to learn to deal with her life by herself.
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>>33212243
Go for it Bridgette.

It will eventually get her out of your hair.
Also, if you wing woman for her, maybe you'll meet someone nice?
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>>33212243
You could summon her and then force her to be open and honest about her feelings. It'd be the most hilariously stupid thing.

Also, how's things with your bro? Cynthia is really awkward around him, but you seem more mature than that.
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>>33212243
Oh my god. Bridgette, say yes. Please. Then get her to do the dumbest shit you can think of under the guise of being nice.

After she gets sick of it and mad at you THEN bring her to a therapist or something so she can actually change.
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>>33212243
Try to bring her to see AltSparkle. That might be a good way to test out this theory of hers.
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>>33212243
Look cynthia.
This is a fair enough idea but it is GOING to explode in our faces comically.

Be prepared for htis.

I mean we're both drunk.
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>>33212243
>maybe I can get my own Rena!
Collect them all.
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>>33212243
You can do this once, to give her an idea of what to do, but you can't do this forever, at the least you can show her the way
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>>33212243
"Okay, but we should probably get someone who is actually an expert at making friends in on this."
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Just summon her as a pure succubus and bind her. Put her in normal clothes and help her make friends. Be her wingman.
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>>33212243
Summon her and make her turn into a hoodie mimic.
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>>33212372
Why not summon her as an angel Cynthia?
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>>33212372
She can't wear clothes in succubus form. She tried, they uh... fall off her or burn up, I forget which.
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>>33212243
If she wants someone to coach her on being a decent person, that's great.
First step, she needs to sober up.
After that, you can start conditioning her to be nice. Every time she fucks up, spank her. Or something.
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>>33212243
Make sure to bring a camera.
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>>33212419
Then make her into a clothing mimic, wear her, and interact with people normally.
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>>33212396
Sounds like a great idea, really.

Or something with fluffy tails. Everyone loves fluffy tails.
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>>33212451
Summon her as a Yeti?
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>>33212243
First, turn her into a kappa and tip her over. That might help get the alcohol out of her system. Get her some water to help with the hangover.
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>>33212243
Summon her and then make her go to a therapist and be honest about her emotions.
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>>33212427
Ah, Cynthia. She's a bitch. But she's our bitch.

Maybe you could get her to spend a few hours a day as something adorable instead of a cold blooded reptile, and see if that helps sort out her attitude?
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>>33212462
Or a mothman! Or a flatwoods monster! Those are neat!

>>33212477
>Ah, Cynthia. She's a bitch. But she's our bitch.
That's an odd way of putting it.
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>>33212462
Thats fluffy feet. Only certain individuals like those and hobbits are better, anyways
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>>33212467
The problem isn't that Cynthia is drunk. The problem is that Bridgette doesn't have any alcohol left to get herself drunk after the Rider debacle.

She got fucked over almost as badly as Cynthia.
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>>33212477
Make her a doggirl. Then she will literally be our bitch.
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>>33212504
Shit. You're right.
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"... Alright, I'll do it."

C: "You are the best little sister ever~"

This is going to be interesting...
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>You are now controlling Bridgette who is controlling Cynthia.

>Bridgette summons Cynthia and now has full control over her. Her sister claims she is completely sober now and ready to go and make some friends. The two of them head into the city together while Bridgette calls Rena over.

R: "Bridgette, I came by as fast as I could. What's up?"

"I need your help. You're the best at making friends so you'll be accompanying me while we help my sister make friends."

R: "Huh?"

"I summoned her so now I control her. We're going to use that control to help her make a bunch of friends and stop being such a bitch. Are you in?"

R: "I guess... So what do we do now?"

Good question... How do I unfuckup my sister's life?
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>>33212451
What is she sleeping on?
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>>33212504
Then Bridgette can use a straw to drink out of her head. Then the alcohol won't go to waste.
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>>33212504
Fuck it, let's get alt-sparkle and all go get drunk someplace together.

There must be a bar out there that caters to inhuman clientele with villainous constitutions, right?
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>>33212525
Or make Cynthia a litteral moeblob
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>>33212504
So what you're saying is, we need to rob a liquor store.

Cynthia! Assume form of giant crab!
You're pretty crabby already.
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>>33212556
She is cuddling a hedgehog.
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>>33212553
You're asking 4chan how to make friends?

...sister, you are FUCKED.
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>>33212553
Just give up. It's a lost cause.
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>>33212553
Where does she like to go to meet people?

If she can't think of anything, then we should go to a public place where lots of people can talk. Like a bar, or an arcade.
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>>33212553
>Good question... How do I unfuckup my sister's life?
Lets start by bringing altSparkle in on this. I'm curious to know what altCynthia was like.
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>>33212553
Have her clear the air up with Sparkle. That was what started this whole mess to begin with.
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>>33212553
>Good question... How do I unfuckup my sister's life?
Where do older women find friends?
Try some hobby shops?
Volunteer work?
Dating sites?
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>>33212553
I don't actually know!
She's already kind of friends with magical girl sparkle, so skip that one.
We should go meet NEW PEOPLE! Or, if you don't want to come up with a bunch of new characters, you could try to apologize to caffo.
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>>33212553
BDSM club.

Seriously, the girl is super into it, and there was that one shop. If she meets people that are into the same things she is, she might have something to talk/be excited about
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>>33212553
GO where people, like a bar or a bar
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>>33212553
Turn her into something noble, kind, and friendly. Like an angel.
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>>33212553
Well, I don't know. One can't force people to change by beating over their heads with a stick, as we're figuratively doing now.
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>>33212243
How about. Chet?
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>>33212553
She's an old woman, so knitting supply shops, oatmeal factories and retirement homes are her best bet.
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>>33212553
Turn Cynthia into an adorable dog-girl.
Hold a trial run for normal interpersonal activities with Rena, and spray her in the face with a water bottle when she does something bad.
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>>33212607
The retirement home?
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>>33212553
Be nice to manly starch
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>>33212553
A good way to make friends is to help them with something. As a villain, you could team up with other villains!

This may or may not be a good idea, depending on how friendable the villains are.
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>>33212624
Nah, she needs to be something friendly and likeable, like a dog girl.
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>>33212553
Confirming AltSparkle. That poor girl needs friends as much as Cynthia does.
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>>33212613
Go to the Nile.
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>>33212624
Whoa. We want her to be less of a bitch. But not a hero.

>>33212626
We're not beating her with a stick. We're just... demonstating. How to NOT be a bitch.
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>>33212667
Yes, this is a good idea
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>>33212667
Consider that Denied.
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>>33212673
Hero Cynthia would be pretty funny.
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>>33212553
First step: introduce Cyntha to someone who'll be all "Damn gurl, them's some fine humanoid legs there that you have attached to you!"

It's fine she likes her snakiness, but disliking her cute legs suggests a fundamental discomfort with acting or being perceived as a human rather than a monster. Monsters aren't great at the friends thing.
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>>33212553

By getting her to some weird combination of psychiatrist, zen monk, and seer to give her therapy and to let her dive into her innermost regrets and fears to see what is truly making her a dysfunctional and broken human being.

But you may have luck at a club or something. Try the Nile. It's new but it might have attracted a lot of people because of that reason.
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>>33212553
She needs to show people that she can interact with others without being a huge bitch. If the Nile is open, that would be a good place to meet and show off.
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>>33212553
maybe just follow her on an every day thing, and correct her if she goes overboard?
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>>33212553
Waaaaait. Don't villains and heroes usually have fan clubs? Maybe we could do a meet and greet with her fans?
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>>33212612
PERFECT.
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>>33212663
>>33212667
Combine these two. Take altSparks to the Nile.
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>>33212663
>AltSparkle has been heavily abused for years by AltRena
>Finally escaped, only to get matched up with one of the most abusive people in this world

How about no.
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>>33212709
Yeah, someone needs to dive into her Cosmosphere and start fixing things there.
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>>33212731
Why not manlystach
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>>33212742
What's the worse that could happen?
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>>33212706
>introduce Cyntha to someone who'll be all "Damn gurl, them's some fine humanoid legs there that you have attached to you!"
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>It's fine she likes her snakiness, but disliking her cute legs suggests a fundamental discomfort with acting or being perceived as a human rather than a monster. Monsters aren't great at the friends thing.

A monster is fundamentally what the two of them are, though.

Being a Monster doesn't nessicarily mean being a monster, though.

Hell, just look at Spine Ravager. That guy is a credit to Monsterdom.
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>>33212662
>fuzzy tail
>friendly
>literal bitch for irony
Doggirl wins it
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>>33212742
The other universe didn't have us, maybe sparkle and mm had a different kinda relationship there?
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>>33212612
Yes. YESSSSS.
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We should have a Sad Box ready. We'll need one.

Anyway, have Rena drop some Friendship Wisdom on Cynthia.
Maybe have her apologize for breaking her bones. And she has to mean it.
She has to realize how the way she's acting is hurting other people.
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>>33212779
YESSSSSSSS
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>>33212782
>And she has to mean it.
While we are in control, she cannot.
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>>33212803
oh. my.

I have the best idea.

We need to employ Cynthia's shapeshifting to turn her into a Rena.
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>>33212886
A... A friendship elemental?
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>>33212778
What difference does that make? This isn't Alt Cynthia, it doesn't matter if she was nice or not.
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>>33212886
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999

This, then.
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>>33212930
>Cynthia can turn into any monster
>Turn her into a Tickle Monster

oh god

oh god yes
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>>33212803
Which is why this whole deal is going to fail miserably.
She'll only pull out the "you made me do it" card later on, and continue to act the same way as before.
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Alright, let's give this a shot...

>Bridgette forces Cynthia to turn into a doggirl. It's not technically a monster but it's close enough to werewolf that the Villain is able to pull it off. Cynthia looks confused for a moment but she doesn't protest, hoping that her sister knows what she's doing.

>>33212727
My sister has a fanclub? I did not know that.

>>33212667
>>>33212715

>Bridgette has the girl walk off to the Nile in her current form. As the three of them walk, with Rena and Bridgette staying a good distance behind her, people give Cynthia odd looks. A villain of her infamy is easily recognized and the crowd around her seems to be wary of her.

>They make it to the nile without incident and are greeting by Lolu.

LL: "Welcome to The Nile! My name is Lolu and if there's anything I can do for you please let me know~"
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>>33212908
>alt-cynthia was actually the worse of the two
>she was a smiley, sociopathic manipulator
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>>33212950
>collarbones
time2fap
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Turn her into a tickle monster.

I have no idea what it'd look like.
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>>33212950
Lolu you are the girliest.

Okay, well, I guess talk to some people. Though, rena never really made friends this way. She always sort of just approached her coworkers and villains on a human level.
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>>33212950
Didn't Lolu have fangs?
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>>33212950
I suppose ask if there are any events going on today.

If not, make her sit at the bar and chat up some folks who are sitting there.
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>>33212980
I want to do lewd things to Lolu
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>>33212950
Make your clients befriend Cynthia.

Also, rub Cynthia's belly
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>>33212976
K
So no bringing Cynthia and Alt Sparkle together.
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>>33212950
Hey, Bridgette, Lolu's kinda cute, right?

Ask if there's something going on today. Maybe a singles night out or something where the people can meet.
If not, maybe you can try to organize a mixer of sorts. Cynthia's paying.
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>>33212950
Ask about any happenings going on, if not go buy a drink and scout out the people
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>>33212950
Have her chat up the trap. Give her some control and only reel her in when she needs it.
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>>33212976
Didn't altCaffo become a villain because of altCynthia?
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>>33213038
Awww, but who doesn't want to see that explosion go off? I mean, nothing like two broken people trying to make a relationship work.
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>>33212950
Ask if they are doing anything special today. Then ask if they would like to.
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>>33212950
Now that I think about it, Lolu and Cynthia might have things in common.

And by that I mean they're both sort of spiteful assholes.
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>>33212950
Have Rena talk to someone she knows, there's bound to be someone nearby that Rena is on good terms with and then let Cynthia learn by example on how not to be a bitch.

Then have her put what she learns to use and if she does it right, give her a belly rub.
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>>33212950
Ask Lolu if he knows anyone that wants to make friends with a villainess.
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>>33213125
huh. that might actually work. If you can demonstate to Cynthia how it's not fun to be on the recieving end.
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>>33213090
Yep. Those two were in a relationship in the other universe.
>>33213125
Not to mention their primary motivation is loneliness.
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>>33213125
...Lolu x Cynthia? Come to think of it, Lolu is immortal in a way that won't result in him losing his memory, so if Cynthia goes too far she just has a year to feel bad about what she's done. Along with people being really pissed at her.
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>>33213273
I totally agree with the decision to give the trap to the lamia.
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>>33213167
>Yep. Those two were in a relationship in the other universe.
>YFW it was alt-sparkle who was kinda obsessed with alt-Cynthia
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>>33212950
[X] I am horrible at being frendly to people and came here to learn how to mingle, you're a... host or something any hints on how to deal with people... Also a long island Ice tea
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>>33213273
Also, wasn't it that as long as people adore Lolu, he'll come back? Could be perfect.
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A club's not the BEST place to make friends, but hey, we're willing to try.

Does this place have pool? Pool's fun.
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>>33213020
I'm not going to rub my sister's stomach.

C: "Is there a special event going on tonight?"

LL: "Let me see... Ah we have Queen of the World singing later today and half off on drinks. The Hot Springs Murder Mystery Theater will be going on later tonight if you want to be a part of that."

C: "No thank you. I think I'll just sit down for a drink."

>>33213088
>>33213125
>>33213167
Hmm... He is pretty cute. But I don't think she's into...

C: "Would you care to join me?"

LL: "Eh? I'm sorry miss, I'm supposed to be watching the door."

C: "Oh come now, surely you can spare a single moment for a drink."

LL: "I..." He looks around for a moment. "Alright."

>The two of them go to the bar and order a few drinks. Cynthia seems to be hesitant to chat with the boy, who Bridgette senses she thinks is a girl, but she does so anyway.

C: "You look like someone I know..."

LL: "Queen of the World?"

C: "Yes. Are you related?"

LL: "She is my cousin..."

>Only half a drink in and the boy has already dropped his cheerful doorman persona.

C: "I sense a bit of hostility there."

LL: "... This used to be my club. She beat me in a singing contest, did lewd things to my hair, and took it from me. Now I work for her..."

C: "You don't like this, I assume?"

LL: "I do like my cousin and I think she has earned her power, but... I always wanted to be stronger than her. My defeat and this place are just a reminder that I'm not better than her. Not stronger than her."

Huh.. I'm sensing some similarities between this guy and sis. She's sensing it too.
However, it appears that she wants to propose that the two of them team up and defeat Queen of the World to take the place back.
We're trying to make friends, not enemies.
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>>33213494
Hey look, its the Chinese Zombie! Rena could say hi to her!
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>>33213494
Have Cynthia ask if he wants sum fuk.
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>>33213494
Why not turn Cynthia into a siren and then challenge Queen to a singing contest?

We don't even have to kick Queen out. Just earn Lolu a co-leadership position.
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>>33213494
There's that zombie girl in the back too. Another friend prospect.

Anyway, have you considered beating the queen in another avenue? I mean, you are technically the better singer, and are probably better than queenie in a lot of ways.
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>>33213494
Fuuuuck.

Abort mission, have her go talk to someone else. Maybe get another few drinks into Lolu so he passes out, then see who else is hanging around other than the zombie girl.
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>>33213494
Change it to a team up to do some less revenge-themed villainy to blow off steam.

Villain team-up ain't a bad plan.
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>>33213494
Have Cynthia sympathize. Build common ground, without explicitly suggesting they do anything about it.

Remember, make friends first.
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>>33213494
Well if she helps Lolu she has made a friend. Perfect!
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>>33213566
>>33213566
>>33213574
>>33213584
Something like this could work. Form a villainess singing duet
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>>33213494
But that would make a friend AND an enemy! I guess you're right though, that wouldn't be productive. It wouldn't prove anything except that two can beat one. How about instead you get Cynthia to tell him there must be something he's better at than QotW.
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>>33213494
If he wants to surpass his sister, then he could try doing something she doesn't or can't do. Like becoming an official Hero, for example.
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>>33213494
Have her tell Lolu about her troubles, sharing experiences is a path to friendship, or so Rena says
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>>33213494
Why does he need to be better than her? Basing your own self-worth on someone else's perceived success is dumb. Instead of waking up each morning and thinking 'I'm gonna be better than that person', you should think 'I'm gonna be better than I was yesterday'.
Get motivated, then get HUGE.
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>>33213494

He seriously needs something to boost his own confidence without antagonizing his cousin. A niche or purpose to call his own.
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>>33213617
>villainess
Villainous, I should say. Though I guess Cynthia would think it was also a villaness duet
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>>33213494
This is good, actually. You can show her that issues can be resolved without resorting to the nuclear option right away.

Have her enter the singing contest and beat Queen of the World as a duo act with Lolu. Problem solved and everyone is happy without anybody getting hurt beyond a minor bruising to QotW's pride.
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>>33213494
Haven't you heard the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend?" She needs to make an enemy in order to make a friend.
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>>33213617
How about we just do some karioke instead of actually tkaing the place back from the queen, though?
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>>33213695
>minor bruising to QotW's pride.
>minor
I don't think you understand how Queenie works. Also, damaging Queenie's pride is like a def-con event.
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>>33213494
>>33213706
Yes, karaoke.
Yes.
Please.
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>>33213695
Do you want to see Queenie cry?
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>>33213722
DRUNKEN karaoke, it seems.
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>>33213695
>challenge QotW to duet
>she breaks out LYRICAL PRINCESS Raindrops
turboboned
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>>33213758
Yes

She can be comforted by Raindrops
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>>33213706
Get everyone on it. Everyone.
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>>33213758
Not after the ruins. Never again.
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>>33213494
Cynthia should propose that they team up as a singing duo and face QotW in a contest -a just for fun contest.
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>>33213874
The winner has to do any one thing the loser asks!
The trick is that Queenie can't help but try her best, while Lolu is smart enough to lose on purpose.
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We should see how long we can keep cynthia thinking that lolu is a girl.
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>>33213874
This.

It's about reinforcing the idea that people can settle their differences without gratuitous violence.
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>>33213912
>Queenie loses
>has to wear a maid outfit and serve guests
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>>33213824
That is too awesome to pass up.
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I want someone to call Cynthia a bitch and then for her to ask "Do I look like a bitch to you?" in a really offended way. While still being a dog girl.
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>>33213584
C: "I understand how you feel, Lolu."

LL: "You do?"

C: "I had someone I looked up to and always wanted to be better than them. But... I've learned that you can't think like that. You can't base your own worth of off how good they are. Instead just strive to make yourself better."

>Bridgette has Cynthia say this after Rena whispers it into her ear. Rena is pretty good at this speech thing.

LL: "I... Yeah. That kinda makes sense."

C: "You said you lost to her in a singing contest? Perhaps you should focus on your singing. If you want we can do some karaoke."

LL: "Really? You'd help me train?"

C: "I would. You remind me a bit of myself."

>Lolu smiles again and seems to blush slightly. The two of them hear someone calling for him over a speaker.

LL: "Ah, damn! I gotta go. Hey, I get off an hour before closing if you still wanna practice with me. I'll be out front, okay?"

C: "Sure thing."

>Lolu runs off. He turns around and gives Cynthia a small bow.

LL: "Thanks for the talk! I needed it!"

>He leaves her.

Yes! One friend! I think!

"Rena, does that count as a friend?"

>Rena nods.

Alright. We're on the right path here.
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>>33214030
Allright, the friend counter has BEGUN
What's jiang-she up to?
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>>33214030
Jiang-she time. They can bond over getting utterly thrashed by an overpowered foe.
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>>33214030
Next: the zombie grill.
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>>33214030
All right, I'm not sure if zombie girl would be the best bet, since she's already got a boyfriend and all that. Check out who else is sitting at the bar (I am totally hoping for Anti Hero or AltSparkle drowning their sorrows in cheap hooch).
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>>33214030
>Rena giving speeches between sips
That's some cute shit

Quick go over what just happened with Cynthia, make sure she get's what we did right and why it was right
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>>33214030
Go see Jiang-she.
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>>33214030
I know someone perfect for Cynthia, the robomaids' master.
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>>33214030
Is Rena drinking from a fucking juice pouch?

2cute.
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>>33214083
This is about making friends, not love interests.
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>>33214083
I thought she was single.
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>>33214030
Go meet Jiang Xi. The zombie girl.
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>>33214105
I remember her complaining she was having trouble getting dates because everyone didn't realize she actually was a zombie.
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>>33214099
>implying friends could heal the gaping wound in Cynthia's heart

Well, that and Jiang-she seems to be pretty stable, let's go see if we can kill two birds with one stone and help fix someone else's life as well as Cynthia's
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>>33214083
She needs friends, not girlfriends.

I want that too. Maybe we can get the whole gang to smile and karaoke together
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>>33214030
What… what is Rena drinking?
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>>33214030

Meet new people! Why retread the same old faces? You can become friends with heroes too! Didn't you say you wanted your own Rena?
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>>33214083
They broke up because she's a monstergirl.

So I guess that's an angle? Common monstergirl problems?
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>>33214098
I think its a mixed drink.
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>>33214135
>implying friends could heal the gaping wound in Cynthia's heart
A lonely, friendless person thinking a romantic relationship alone is going to fix anything about themselves is like Delusional Neurotic Behavior 101. You have to build up to handling that kind of demanding and emotionally close of a relationship.
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>>33214167
Ah, it just kinda looks like she is squeezing it. And I though Rene swore off alcohol a while back?

Meh, drunk Rena is fun Rene.
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>>33214030
You should probably break the news to Cynthia that Lolu is a dude, before it causes problems.
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>>33214261
I don't think rena swore off it.
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>>33214262
Yeaaaaah, this can only end in tears. And broken bones/organs.
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>>33214285
I thought she said in passing "never again" of something after watching the video of her drunk. Could be wrong of course.
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>>33214392
I think she just considered it. She could also just be drinking less.
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>>33214421
Considering what she did the last time she got drunk, it's probably for the best.
Though we should keep drunk Rena as a backup plan. Her rock throwing skills are apparently unmatched when drunk.
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>>33214460
Yeah, drinking is fine. Drunking, probably not. Feeble mortal liver and all, not fair for her to keep up with Bridgette.
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>>33214392
You always say that after a terrible night.

Then you say it again the next time.
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True. And if the shit I say in passing while hungover is any indication, those kind of resolutions have all the weight of... something that is very light.
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>>33214095
Isn't he that really fat dude..?

>Bridgette has Cynthia approach Jiang-Shii but it appears the girl is on a date with someone. Best way to ruin a potential friendship is to cockblock someone.
>She has Cynthia sit down at the bar and sip a few very light alcoholic drinks.

>It seems that even Rena doesn't know how to approach people in a bar since she's seldom done such things. She mostly got friends through fighting and not hurting them too badly.

>After a few minutes Cynthia stands up and is about to leave when she hears the sound of glass shattering. Standing a few feet away is a girl who looks remarkable like Sparkle but with shorter hair and different colored eyes/hair.

>She stares at Cynthia but doesn't move a muscle.
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>>33214569
Hello?
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>>33214569
Wave. Be nice.
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>>33214569
THIS IS CYNTHIA'S RENA
WE'VE FOUND HER
MAKE SOME MOVES.
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>>33214569
Are you all right, miss?
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>>33214569
Oh my, is this friendcount 2+?

Also, I think that may be a sparkle. Introduce yourself. Possibly invite to kareoke.
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>>33214496
koko pls
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>>33214569
Just leave. AltSparkle has suffered enough.
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>>33214569
Hey, it's altSparkle. See if she's alright.
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>>33214569
"Ara ara~ Are you alright, miss?"
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>>33214622
This is the right answer, we haven't done even one Ara ara and that is a sin
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>>33214569
Tell her that her outfit is really cute, the hat makes her look really dashing.

Offer her a drink maybe? You're looking for company.
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>>33214569
Ask politely if she's all right?

Also, zombie girl is adorable. I hope that guy isn't as much of a douche as he looks.
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>>33214569
Give her an appropiately anti-climactic greeting to her slight freak out. A simple "Sup" and then move on.
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>>33214607
I don't know why but I love the texts from last night + megukas.
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>>33214569
Dunno, say hello?
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>>33214569
this is either gonna end in murder or tru wuv.
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>>33214569
Alright, Bridgette. This is probably the last person who needs to be around your sister in her usual mode. Be very careful for this, since Cynthia is probably desperate enough to pursue her old crushes alt-clone.
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>>33214631
Yeah, we need to get our Ara on.
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>>33214672
I don't know what to feel about this.
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>>33214622
Seconding so very hard.
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>>33214672
textsfromwalpurgisnight.tumblr.com
you're welcome
inb4 >tumblr
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>>33212255
She's done much more. Her density befriends people, which is much harder to do than killing them.
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C: "Ara are, you seem to have dropped your drink~ Are you okay~?"

>The Alternate Sparkle continues staring at Cynthia. Her hand drops to her side and her lip begins to tremble. Tears well up in her eyes and begin to spill out as the girl's entire body starts to tremble.
>Soon she's simply sobbing.

C: "Uhm... Did... Did I do something?"

>At the other end of the bar Bridgette panics and asks Rena what she should do. Rena looks up from her drink and shrugs.
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Rolled 2

>>33214767
GIVE HER A HUG THAT WON'T KILL HER, PLEASE.
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>>33214711
Joy at the idea of being able to see worst girl eaten every day?

>>33214723
Thank you kindly anon. Have this amusing picture in return.
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>>33214767
Give her a hug?
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>>33214723
Why is that a thing?
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>>33214767
Uh...
Try comforting her? Shit, none of you know how to do that...Well, try anyway.
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>>33214767
WAY TO GO CYNTHIA
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU CAN ONLY CAUSE SADNESS AND MISERY
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>>33214767
Plaintive gestures and rapidfire apologies, go!
You don't know what you did, but stop crying, please!
Have a drink on me!
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>>33214767
Rena usually solves these sort of problems with hugs, but altSparkle is...touchy.
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>>33214767
Hug her and lead her to a table
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>>33214767
Offer to replace the drink she just dropped.
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>>33214790
But Homu is the one doing the feeding.
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>>33214812
Yesssss, maximum sadness that leads to joy.
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>>33214767
>sad Sparkle
It hurts.

Get her a seat, something to drink, see if she's okay or if she needs something.
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>>33214833
Oh you...
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>>33214802
Because fun things are fun.
Well, until the SJWs start bitching about DON'T SEXUALISE UNDERAGE CHARACTERS whenever anything about lesbians is mentioned.
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>>33214767
Looks like she needs a friend? Rena would try to comfort the girl. Rena is the friend-meister. Do as would Rena.
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>>33214767
Someone should probably go and lead her away. Is there anyone around here that won't remind her of a traumatic memory? Probably not, but she's been with Rena enough to think of her as a different person.

Rena, you should go over to her and try to talk to her. Tell her it's okay, it's just a nightclub, and lead her somewhere else to have fun. Maybe hold her hand if she lets you, but don't be too touchy-feely.
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>>33214767
Dog girl is best form for this

Also, order two or three drinks for them
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>>33214767
Wait, maybe this girl is afraid of dogs? Turn Cynthia into something happy, yet still monstrous, like a clown!
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>>33214913
oh god no please stop
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>>33214767
Steal her hat
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>>33214912
This. Let her touch your fluffy tail and scritch your ears.
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>>33214767
Hug sounds fair, or just put your arm around her shoulders and try to give her a bit of privacy from the rest of this place.
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>>33214874
Does this mess have to rage absolutely everywhere?

Of course the answer is "yes". Someone might forget to be angry otherwise.
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>>33214767
Offer to replace the drink, do that panicky thing where you try to make sure they didn't spill anything on them, etc. I want Sparkle to make this move.
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>>33214952
This is the best idea
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>>33214767
Quick, transform into something small and harmless! Also Bridgette step in and tell her it's fine, she's safe.
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>>33214952
I am mildly concerned about the fox girl's missing legs.
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>>33214961
The anger keeps us pure anon. Embrace it.
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>>33215068
Its fine. She just bounces around on her tail, like a pogo stick.
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>>33215068
Don't hate cripples, anon.
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>>33215092
>implying that loathing and raging at someone for being "hateful" makes you less like them
I suppose that's where the problems come from.
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>>33214767
Go in for the hug, but be prepared to back off if she seems like she really doesn't want it.
A LIGHT HUG
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>>33214952
So. Whats that from and is the cat fucking the fox?
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>>33215206
That's a dog girl and no.

Also it's called Dog Days. It's about War where magic keeps people from dying and the whole thing turns into an international sport.
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>>33215178
WHY WOULD A HARPY NEED A WHEELCHAIR

I JUST

AGH
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>>33215206
dog days
no, they're all straight and lusting for the male MC's dick
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>>33215235
So, no yuri from the surprisingly catlike dog girl?
Damn.
The show any good otherwise?
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>>33215244
Because you can't stay airborne forever? People get tired.
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>>33215244
Look at those tiny-ass wings anon those wings couldn't lift a roasted chicken much less a harpy.
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>>33215250
Meh~
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I am not sending Rena in. Rena is, like, the worst person to send in for Alternate Sparkle.

C: "H-hey... Are you okay? I'm sorry if I hurt you..."

>The girl continues crying her eyes out. Cynthia goes up to her making shushing noises and leads her to a table farther away from the others. She helps the girl sit down and orders the two of them some drinks. Alternate Sparkle takes a sip. She breathes in deeply and seems to calm down a bit.

aMGS: "I... I'm sorry about that..."

C: "It's fine but what happened?"

aMGS: "You just... Reminded me of someone."

C: "Alternate me?"

>She nods. The girl takes another drink and wipes away her tears.

aMGS: "It just took me by surprise for a moment. Again, I'm sorry."

C: "It's fine."

Fuck.
I don't know what to say here.

Rena!

>Bridgette looks and sees Rena has passed out against the table.

Dammit!

>Cynthia looks intensely at her little sister, pleading with her eyes to help her out in this situation.

aMGS: "She was my friend." She says, breaking the awkward silence.

C: "Alternate me?"

aMGS: "Yes. Maybe even more... She was a good person and didn't deserve what happened to her..."
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>>33214767
Just apologise.

It doesn't make sense, but it'll do wonders. If you're lucky, she might hug you. Might. I'm sure she's still in therapy about that.
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>>33215244
Those wings are clearly too small to support her for very long, even assuming magical bullshit to let them carry her at all.
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>>33215250
no
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>>33215250
Premise is pretty interesting and the girls are cute. Not much more to say about it though. A fun watch but nothing special.
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>>33215244
Somebody ATE HER LEGS.
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>>33215244
I'm more concerned about her being able to live a normal life with claws for hands.
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>>33215244
Don't. Hate. Cripples
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>>33215178
I don't know if I should be sad she lost her legs, happy because she has a guy to take care of her, or horny because amputee.
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>>33215278
How did you two become friends?
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>>33215278
Give her a hug and tell her its alright.
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do NOT ask if she can be a replacement, but instead ask if she wants to try being friends on this side.
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Hugs and apologies.
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>>33215278
Wait, this is great! If alternate Cynthia was a good person, then there's a version of her that isn't a huge bitch! Ask for tips on how she pulled it off.
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>>33215278
What exactly happened?
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>>33215278
Ah. Well that wasn't what I was expecting. What kind of person was she?
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>>33215278
"If it's any consolation, your entire reality wouldn't exist if it wasn't for my sister's selfishness."
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>>33215278
That sounds like your relationship with Sparkles.

Except the whole fighting each other for decades.

Maybe you should show her your Sparkle bodypillow.
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>>33215319
This. Maybe she can learn from her dead alt self how to not be a bitch.
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>>33215278
It's okay, you don't have to tell us. It's obviously hard for you, so it'd just be mean to push.
So, what brings you here? How are you liking our universe so far?
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>>33215278
Tell her that you honestly can't imagine another version of yourself being a good person. Ask what she was like- was she a Hero?
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>>33215278
Well shit, our Cynthia and Sparkles didn't manage to be friends at all! Probably because they're both kind of awful.
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>>33215278
That's terrible. I don't know exactly what happened, but my condolences.

>>33215319
hmm. Might help. Might not.
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>>33215278
Raise your glass in a toast then.

At least alternate you sounded like a good person. May she rest in peace.
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>>33215306
Katawa Shutthefuckup and post more monstergirls.
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>>33215330
This is worth emphasizing, too.
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>>33215278
What was she like? Nothing like feeding drinks to a grieving person and listening to their story to help out.
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>>33215250
There's some yuri stuff from the squirrel girl and the MC's childhood friend in S2 but it's mostly cute cat/dog girls play fighting with some harem undertones.
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>>33215383
KS a shit, anon.
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>>33215440
>chunk missing from ear
oh hello ptsd haven't seen you in a while
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>>33215278
"What happened to her?"
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>>33215440
Well... No shit?

It was made by 4chins, what do you expect?

Cynthia, part of being a good friend is being a good listener.
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>>33215278
Be sure to compliment her suit. Its cute.
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The suit is cute, but she'd do better with a tiny hat, or one with a stricter brim.
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>>33215440
And JoJo is fabulous

Any point to stating the obvious
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C: "I'm sorry to hear that... What kind of person was she?"

>She makes sure that Alternate Sparkle's glass is full as she describes Alternate Cynthia.

aMGS: "She was a wonderful and caring person. She was a mentor to all the younger Villains and a wonderful Arch. Even though we were different ranks she would always want to battle against me. We would trade banter and battle for hours sometimes... She used to love that spider form... Do you like dogs? I couldn't help but notice the ears and..."

C: "Huh? Uh... Yeah."

aMGS: "It's cute."

Pfthaha. Oh my god. I can not even imagine Cynthia being anything like that.

C: "Thanks. I like your suit. Is there a special occasion or something?"

aMGS: "Hmm? Oh, haha. No... I uh... This is part of my new Hero Costume... I decided to rejoin the Hero Association. My new name is Hex so if you wanna call me that..."

C: "Sure."

Okay... They're talking... No more crying. This is good.

Hex: "Do you and this universe's Sparkle arch?"
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>>33215311
Did you know that people who have their leg(s) amputated often have more powerful orgasms than regular people? It's related to the reason that foot fetishes are so common. See, the brain doesn't like wasting nerves, and the nerves for your lewd centers are really close to the nerves for your feet, so it just kind of… co-opts them for lewdness.
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>>33215620
Tell her how big a failure their relationship has been in every way.
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>>33215620
I tried but she dumped me because I was an annoying bitch.
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>>33215620
Not really anymore, Sparkle semi-retired and started a family.
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>>33215620
You just stepped into a fucking minefield, Hex.
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>>33215620
"You could call it that, but we...aren't exactly on the best of terms."
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>>33215620
"I wanted to."
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>>33215278
"If you'd like, I could be your friend. I'm trying to make friends now."
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>>33215639
I am not gonna believe that, because it sounds too fake for me to trust.
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>>33215620
Oh, I tried for a while, but she was too strong for me to have any good fights with her.

And she's married now, so I hardly see her out heroing.
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>>33215620
Tell her about when you guys first met and how afterwords she just went really grim after her friends got possessed and she had to kill them
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>>33215620
"Not really. Seems I have issues being a giant bitch. I'm trying to work on it."
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>>33215620
Not really. This universe's Sparkle had some issues to deal with, so she was too busy for proper arching.
And now she's sorta retired, with a family and all.
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>>33215620
"Not... not really. We met at a hard time for her and I guess I took it personally. We're not really close. Messed up since we're basically sisters-in-law, right?"
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>>33215620
Not really. We had something special at first, but things drove us apart. This conversation here was probably the longest one that I've had with someone outside of my family for years.
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>>33215620
>Hex: "Do you and this universe's Sparkle arch?"
We used to be...but stuff happened.
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>>33215620
"I thought we did but it turns out the situation was really bad for her. She has a kid with my brother now."
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>>33215620
Now starts the depressive spiral which can only be solved by scratching behind the ears
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>>33215620
"We started to, sort of, but then that whole thing with QB and all her friends dying happened so she kind of didn't get back to me."
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>>33215668
Well there's one way to find out.
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>>33215686
>>33215696
>>33215705
>>33215710
Notreallymind?
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>>33215620
[X] ...I kinda messed up on that front, I'm also not as nice your version... kind of the opposite really, I'm trying to fix that BTW.
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>>33215664
That's so sweet. Really, that line's stabbing me in the heart.

This please.
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>>33215620
I thought we could have, but she went through something bad and she just didn't have the time for me
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>>33215664
This this this.
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>>33215620
Show her your Sparkles bodypillow
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>>33215620
Tell her the story of how you two met, and how you were angry at her for a long, long time because she ignored you! But recently she told you why that happened so you're on better terms... but she's also retired so you can't arch.
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>>33215664
Oh, that hurts my heart
Please this
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>>33215664
voting this.
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>>33215705
>We met at a hard time for her and I guess I took it personally.
That's probably the most succulent way to put it.

Cynthia was actually a pretty innocent and nice girl back then so that moment was probably what lead to the split between this Cynthia and alt-Cynthia.
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>>33215620
I am now imagining altCynthia like this.
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>>33215664
My soul ;_;
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>>33215734
Unfortunatly I'd need genitals to find out if amputating my legs would make orgasms feel better.
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>>33215620
"I tried, but she had some... personal problems to deal with the day after we met. After that, she only saw me as another villain to thwart, and I didn't really talk to her about what happened until a few weeks ago."

There was also that thing about trying to catch her off guard by faking an injury. That might have something to do with it.
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>>33215664
Sure, sounds nice to me.
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>>33215803
Sauce?
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>>33215664
Maximum adorable.
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>>33215620
So if we can get Cynthia to turn into spider form, she'll be really nice.
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>>33215856
Or break into people's apartments through their windows.
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>>33215837
Drawfag on /tg/. Mostly dabbles in lewd, but sometimes he does cute, too.
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>>33215856
She uses a Drider form fairly often- it's her favorite form. Saying that now would be weird though, Alt-Spark would suspect it was a lie. It'd be best if other people told her first.
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>>33215904
Lrwd Elf got warrior trainin from Stoic zorc.
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>>33215962
But it isn't. The Lamia form is.
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>>33215962
Her favorite form is snake form.
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>>33215904
Scratch that, that spidermom was by Mr. Culexus. THIS one is lewdanon
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>>33215962
She uses spider form some, but snake tail is her favorite
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>>33215999
>oh snap
What is this, the 90s?
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C: "I wanted to."

>There's a moment of silence between the two of them as they simply sit down and drink.
>Bridgette watches the two of them from afar and senses that her sister is feeling depressed again.

Fuck.
This is not going well.

>Hex finishes up the rest of her drink and sets her cup down.

Hex: "Was it QB?"

C: "You could say that but... It was me, honestly. I was just so wrapped up in my own feelings I didn't see how badly she was suffering. What did alternate me do?"

Hex: "She comforted me."

C: "... And she was happy?"

>Hex nods.

C: "... I fucked up."

Dammit. There she goes.
She's done.
We messed up.

>Just as Cynthia's about to sink into her little ball of despair she feels something brush against her ear. Her tail twitches as Hex begins to scratch behind her ear. She looks at the magician who draws her hand away.

Hex: "Ah, I'm sorry. It's just... Alternate you used to like things like this. Like if you were a snake I'd rub your tail to calm you down and... I'll just keep drinking and shut up now."
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>>33216061
Wag fluffy tail.
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>>33216061
WAG FLUFFY TAIL.

SMILE.
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>>33216061
Wag fluffy tail!
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>>33216061
[X]...thanks
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>>33216061
Ask her to keep going.
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WAG DAT TAIL
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>>33216061
DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE
SHE'S STILL SUFFERING FROM WHAT HAPPENED WITH EVIL RENA
COMFORT HER
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>>33216061
No, Bridgette, this is good. They're not happy, but they're sharing their sorrows. That means they're bonding with each other.
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>>33216061
Ask her to karaoke with lulu
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>>33216061
>"... I fucked up."

OH MY GOD IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

SHE'S DOING IT

SHE'S DEVELOPING HER CHARACTER
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Lean in and wag dat tail.
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>>33216123
Yes this is good. Comfort the altsparkle.
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>>33216061
WAG YOUR TAIL LEWDLY
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>>33216061
Yes! Shared vulnerability is a perfect way to bond! Have Cynthia shyly admit that she didn't mind it and could really use a friend.
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>>33216061
I didn't say to stop!
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>>33216061
"I wouldn't mind if you needed to do it more. If it would make you feel better, I mean."
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>>33216061
IT'S HAPPENING

Cynthia, tell her to keep doing that. Or heck, transform into snaketail and just plop your tail in her lap.
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>>33216061
I....I didn't say to stop.

With all of the embarrassed dignity that you can muster.
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>>33216061
"No it... comforted me."
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>>33216061
Wag fluffy tail. Say you didn't mind it.

You two can bond over previous fuckups.
And altSparkle could use someone to show her around this universe.
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WAG DAT TAIL
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I see where this is going.
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>>33216061
Contemplate the creepiness of maybe getting your sister laid with the alt-universe version of the mother of your brothers child who was most likely in a romantic relationship with the alt-universe version of your sister.

Also consider how you're only able to successfully foster romantic interaction when through an intermediary so that you cannot personally benefit from your efforts and the implications that has on both your romantic skills and your own secret fears of love.
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>>33216147
Lets see if it lasts, huh?
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>>33216334
Try not to cry. Cry a lot.
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>>33216334
And then take your passed out crush/friend home. Pick up more booze while you're at it.
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>>33215904
But that spider pic is from mr culexus, not lewdanon!
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>>33216371
Not until drunk Rena wins the karaoke competition.
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>>33216334
>they're maybe possibly potentially going to end up as friends
>THEY'RE TOTALLY GOING TO FUCK AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
fuck off
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>>33215278
>rena is passed out

RENA YOU ARE WORTHLESS
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>>33216384
Can she sing while unconscious?
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>>33216334
>who was most likely in a romantic relationship with the alt-universe version of your sister.
Wrong. altCaffornicator was dating altCynthia.

Family reunions are gonna be weird and cute as shit, though.
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>>33216430
I don't think they are going to be able to go to reunions anymore if these two hook up.
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>>33216430
>yfw your family tree has to pass some of its branches through alternate dimensions
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>>33216467
Considering The Monster is an interdimensional monstrosity, that's not very unusual.
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>>33216334
You cant choose love, anon.
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>>33216061
Admit your sister convinced you to do the dog thing to make you look more friendly.
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>>33216061
Hug!
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>>33216376
see >>33215999
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>>33216420
Picking up chicks for your sister via remote-control is kind of weird, you gotta admit. Even friendships is.
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>>33216424
That's when she's at her best.
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>>33216061
Maybe it's time to let Cynthia have control again?
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>Admit you're terrible at making friends
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C: "You can keep going... If you want."

>Hex reaches back up and continues scratching Cynthia behind her ears. The monster girl tilts her head until Hex's hand is at the perfect spot. She feels her muscles start to relax all along her back while her tail wags wildly.

Hex: "Alternate you and this you have a lot in common. You may have made a few different choices in life... But I'm sure you're still just as good. Alternate you was a great friend to me and I have a feeling that you can be too."

C: "..."

>The monster girl doesn't know how to reply. She simply rests against the chair and let's Hex have her way with her ear.
>When the girl stops Cynthia reaches over and hugs her tightly. For once she feels as though she understands what went wrong in her life and how to avoid the same mistake again.
>She hopes that she can hold onto this feeling.
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1/2
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>>33216550
she's been in control the whoooole time!
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>>33216581
Okay, this is getting too lewd for me.

>You are now back with Bridgette.

I don't think she needs my help for now anyway, she seems to have control over it. I wasn't even telling her to say half of that stuff with Hex Sparkle.

Congrats sis, you got a few friends and maybe you've learned not to be as big of a bitch.

Huzzah.
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Bridgette, you're the most selfless and nice villain I know and I'm sorry we don't seem to ever get around to improving things for you whenever we get to play as you.

At least your sister is no longer going to be as much of an annoyance in your life?
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>>33216581
>hugging altSparkle
ruh roh
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>>33216616
Rena looks wasted. Maybe bring her home?
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>>33216616
I guess get Rena home.
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>>33216616
Bring Rena home!
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>>33216616
Bridgette, try scratching Rena behind the ear. Maybe it will work on her too.
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>>33216646
This.

Take Rena home and "spend some time" with her.
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>>33216616
Get rena home and start up a profile on an online dating site, goddamn.
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>>33216616
You new need to transform into a cudly monster for Rena to pet you.
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>>33216616
And you have a Rena.
A Rena who is unconscious.
And you are a villain.
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>>33216616
Go make yourself some friends, too.
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>>33216616
This idea worked well.
What are you going to do with your free drunk rena?
Also, maybe stick around long enough to make sure kareoke goes well.
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>>33216616
Get your drunk friend home and contemplate getting drunk yourself.
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>>33216616
Release Cynthia from that summon. Then take Rena home.
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>>33216616
Buy some booze and get Rena home
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>>33216678

You're right!

Bridgette should clearly tie Rena up and ransom her to the Hero Association. Later. After villainy stuff.
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>>33216616
>Bridgette and Rena in bed together
1cute2me

Well, now that that's taken care of, what do you want to do today? Since Rena's passed out there, why not kidnap her? We haven't really been keeping up with your evil plans lately; is that the kind of thing you'd like to do?
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>>33216702
You mean pillow forts?
How devious, anon!
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Goddamnit, Bridgette, this is a big moment for your sister.

Or maybe you're tired of being Miss Wingman?
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>>33216616
Go find yourself a friend who doesnt break your heart for once.
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>>33216709
Speaking of which, is she S-Class yet? Having control over literally any monster/demon/whatever should surely qualify.
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>>33216616
Now you have to help Rena with her drinking problem. Last time we were here just hanging out, she wouldn't drink at all. Now that she's here doing something useful she gets hammered? What the hell!?

Also... well done, Bridgette. You did real good today. Can you relinquish control over Cynthia without also teleporting her back?
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>>33216709
>>Bridgette and Rena in bed together
They've done it twice before.
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>>33216616
Try not to masturbate to thoughts of your sister getting pet by Hex.

Masturbate a lot.
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>>33216616
continue observation, but otherwise, cynthia is doing great
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>>33216735
I don't think she did any villain work recently to qualify.
And she and Rena haven't arched in a while.
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>>33216735
Maybe so, but if she uses it against an S-Class hero, then she'd be bringing someone else into her battles unwillingly. That ended poorly the last time she tried it.
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>>33216616
What >>33216759 Said
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>>33216772
It should be fine so long as it's against a Hero that doesn't kill villains.
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>>33216836
haw
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>>33216725
I didn't say I'm not happy for her...

>Bridgette unsummons Cynthia so she has full control over herself and what she does. It doesn't seem like she'll be needing help for the moment anyway.
>She picks up Rena and takes her along to a room within the Nile. Bridgette is strong but dragging an unconscious Rena all the way home is just too much effort for the girl.

>Once their by themselves she sets Rena on the bed and sits down beside her.

>>33216676
...

>Bridgette turns into her bat form and pokes Rena with her wing.

"Hey... Pet me."

R: "..... -snore-."

"..."
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>>33216923
Cuddle with her.
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>>33216923
Sad/10
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>>33216923
Pet her instead!
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>>33216923
Ouch.
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>>33216923
Damnit bridgette, you can't expect a passed out drunk to do anything you want.

you need to contemplate some way of waking her up.
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>>33216923
Why are you doing this?

Why?

Just stop.
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>>33216923
Bite her to wake her up, then deny that it was you and demand pets again.
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>>33216923
Just snuggle up under her hand. Reflexes should take care of the rest.
Maybe change into something cat-like.
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>>33216923
Get drunk off her blood.
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Rolled 18

>>33216923
Pet her instead! YOU CAN DO IT!
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>>33216923
Try waking her up first.

The smell of lasagna might do it.
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>>33216923
Pretend to be her cat.
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>>33216923
>Heartbroken+1
Just go to sleep on top of her head
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>>33216923
Go loli and cuddle.
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>>33216923
Well, she's unconscious. Darn.

You can totally score a snuggle with her. She's used to cats.
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>>33216923
Turn her into a monster and pet her! There's some sort of monster transformation that's only temporary, right? If not, you could always summon a large monster and tell it to pet her.

What are monsters usually doing when you're not summoning them, incidentally?
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>>33216923
Do it when she's awake. Gosh.

...suck some alcohol out of her so she doesn't get a really bad hangover. It's fine, it's totally for her benefit and not a punishment for her getting wasted.
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>>33216923
Ruffle her hair until she wakes up.
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>>33216923
Bridgette: officially the saddest character in Hero Quest. Hell, in light of recent events, she's like the only sad character left.
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>>33217023
Maybe she should try biting her? That worked for Cynthia before.
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>>33217046
Maybe she can seduce altRena to make things even weirder.
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>>33216923
On the one hand, that's disappointing. On the other hand, it's a great opportunity! You could announce that you're holding her hostage, and that you won't release her unless...

I know! Let's have a video game tournament! We could force heroes to come and challenge us, and say we'll let Rena go if they win, but if you win... I dunno, what would you like?
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>>33216923
ALL WE SAID WAS TRANSFORM INTO A CUDDLY MONSTER

WE NEVER SAID BAT

YOU ADMIT YOUR BAT FORM IS CUTE AND CUDDLY

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO IT OTHERWISE
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>>33217051
Hopefully in a non-infectious form. Bridgette's bat form can't turn other people into vampires, right?
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>>33216923
Well, free hostage I guess.
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>>33217111
Hey, don't say that like it's an insult! She can be cute and awesome at the same time. Lots of heroes can do that. LIke Velocity Raptor, for instance.
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>>33217111
HAHAHA
VICTORY
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>>33217119
Probably not. Maybe it just makes their hair all curly and fluffy.
In which case we'd have to protect Rena from being ruffled by Raindrops.
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>>33217143
They didn't say it like an insult. In fact, in context of Bridgette's previous objections to being called cute in the form, closer to the obvious.
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>>33217046
Hey, at least she has Rider now.
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>>33217177
She just helped Rider hook up with her old girlfriend a few threads ago.
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Who wants to bet that Cynthia forgets about Lolu in front of the club because she's too busy getting ear scratches?
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>>33217177
Caffo won the Rider.
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Forget it...
=====================================

>After drinking her fill Bridgette hops onto Rena's lap. She sighs as the drunken girl continues sleeping loudly.

>>33217111
OH GODDAMMIT
FUCK YOU.
IT ISN'T CUTE! I... It was just the first one I could think of!

>She snuggles aggressively against Rena as she realizes the implications of her transformation.

Stupid fucking bat form and... Why can't I turn into giant terrifying monsters? This is the worst...

>She feels Rena's hand land on top of her head. She's about to move out of the way when she feels a very deliberate ruffling motion.
>She tries to look at Rena to see if she's awake but doesn't dare move that hand away. The girl's even breathing suggest she's still deep in sleep.

R: ".... Bat form... So cute... Bridgette..."

"......"

>Bridgette leans against Rena and closes her eyes.

Maybe...
It's just a little cute.

End of Chapter 48
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>>33217177
Hahaha...haaaa
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>>33217207
NO.
NONONO.

CYNTHIA PICK UP THAT KARIOKE WITH HEX AND LOLU
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>>33217207
I can just taste the drama building right now. Betrayal from his only friend on top of being beat by his cousin?
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>>33216923
Be a good friend and find a napkin or towel to wipe the drool. Definitely do not clean it up with your mouth. Yeah. Dont do that. Totally.
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>>33216923
Rena has sunk so many ships that she must be some kind of monster by now. Summon her. Make her yours.
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>>33217265
DOUBLE CHAPTER?!
BENBEN CHAPTER?
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>>33217265
Pic of cynthia hamming it up on the mic with lolu and hex please?

also dawww
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>>33217265
You can turn into a terrifying monster.

It's called Bridgette.
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>>33217265
And now for some eyebrows:

http://pastebin.com/4XPNmsUm
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>>33217293
THIS

FUTURE BENBEN CHAPTER WHEN?
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>Meanwhile outside of the club.
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>>33217321
is this real life
is flatfic anon back? 4 realz?
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>>33217330
:<
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>>33217321
GLORIOUS DAY! YOU HAVE RETURNED!
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>>33217330
NO
NO
NO
CYNTHIA YOU GO OUT THERE AND JOIN HIM
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>>33217330
Ouch.
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>>33217330

Why do you do this to me, man.

Why.
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>>33217330
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>>33217330
Damnit
Fix this
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>>33217330
Please look inside and see cynthia is waiting for you in there.
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>>33217330
HOUR OF SAD
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>>33217330
larro pls
thats not fair
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>>33217330
>A few moments later.

>>33217293
No, no double chapter today, sorry! Perhaps next time? Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed today's session. As usual I'll post the start time for the next one on the twitter.
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>>33217330
I told you to maintain observation of cynthia, bridgette!
I TOOOLD YOOOOU

Bridgette go remind cynthia about this!
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>>33217330
OP now S-class villain.
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>>33217330
Being Lolu is suffering.
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>>33217330
Larro, you must fix this!
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>>33217412
HAPPY ENDINGS FOR ALL
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>>33217412
Good
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>>33217412
And then they fucked.
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>>33217412
Yes.
Now I can return to my grave in peace.
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>>33217417
Taken back!
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>>33217412
Thanks for running man. Fun thread as always.

How are Rider and Caffo doing, by the way?
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>>33217412
Happy Days!
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>>33217330
Dammit. They coulda all three gone together...
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>>33217466
>They did
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That took only 552 posts. Short, but fun!

Also, in case anyone missed it:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33148899/

Tower Quest, the adventures of Knight Princess!
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>>33217466
Belay that, I hadnt scrolled down yet.
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And the lolu/MM++/hex clique forms
FRIENDSHIPS!

Bridgette, we still have nothing to fix your sorrows.
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>>33217476
Actually, it was 553 posts, because someone posted in the split-second when that message was being posted.

Which makes it 556 now.
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bump
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>>33217551
the fuck
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>>33217551
Why?
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>>33217551
for what purpose
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>>33217551
u wot m8
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>>33217551
Doesn't work. We're over 300 messages. That's past the bump limit.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33211575/

If you want to read it later, you can check the archive there/
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>>33217551
The thread is over and way past bump limit. How new are you?
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>>33217551
Dude, really?
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>>33217563
>>33217570
>>33217572
>>33217581
>>33217583
>>33217586
>>33217587
Calm down, maybe he isn't an idiot and just posted in the wrong thread.
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>>33217452
I'm hoping to draw a small comic for them and a few others later on but they're doing well.

>>33217476
It was a pretty short chapter, yeah. I'd love to do a much larger double chapter next time so we'll see what happens.
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>>33217609
He'd still be an idiot, though admittedly of a different caliber.
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>>33217609
>The topic isn't purged yet! It's not too late for me to make a mess!
Nah.
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Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>33217265
Thanks for running!
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>>33217609
I actually thought it was funny how people were posting just to note how many posts were made in the thread, and wanted to see how many would bother replying.

Kinda cool how many actually did, even some of Larro's posts didn't get that much.
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>>33217609
>>33217639
>getting angry over someone not knowing one feature of the boards
People won't know things if they don't learn them.
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>>33217619
Poor Bridgett.
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>>33217619
You may butter us up with double thread promises, but I won't believe it until it is actually happening

Also, bridgette's great. Too bad she pines for the wrong girl.
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>>33217769
At this point I think Larro is postponing her happiness until the climax.

She's kind of the focal point to the whole evil Rena plot and such.
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>>33217790
Don't worry, she'll end up with the winner of the Renabowl.
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>>33217827
I want to believe that, along with this >>33217815

I kind of feel like things are the way they are because we forced it too soon and not because it isn't possible.
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>>33217815
>postponing her happiness until the climax.
I chuckled.

I am horribly immature.
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>>33217827
>Renabowl
>Rena has a special ramen dish named after herself
What exactly is in the Renabowl?
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>>33217707
Not angry he's an idiot.
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>>33217827
>Evil Rena ends up with arms and legs amputated, eyes and teeth removed
>Bridgette puts her on a lead, takes her for walkies, and toilet trains her
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>>33217863
I wrote it specifically to get that reaction so you're not the only one.
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>>33217877
>getting angry enough to use the fundamental attribution error
This is not what people learn from. Information is.
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>>33217872
Stone soup.
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>>33217914
he pretty much admitted to being an idiot here, though.
>>33217673
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>>33217887
>Bridgette sticks her fingers in her face and slides her down a bowling alley
>only one pin is knocked down
This is getting uncomfortable.
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>>33217334
>>33217350
Yup! Sorry for being gone so long, the new work schedule was insane and I had all kinds of weird stuff going on. Hope you liked the flatfic!
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>>33217940
Rena should do something about the rock problem one of these days.
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>>33217872
Disappointment.
Also, the bowl part means the showdown between the two Renas.
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>>33217947
>this guy baited me into a post
>better call him an idiot to soothe my insecurity
Sorry I rustled your jimmies so hard anon.
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>>33218010
>these are your tears bloo bloo bloo
Has that ever worked? Seriously, has anyone actually believed it?
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>>33218010
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
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>>33218048
Well I mean, it's really obvious
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>>33217940
That's oddly appropriate. Rena's main contribution to the war effort is convincing stronger heroes and villains to contribute to the war effort.

>>33217987
But yeah, the whole "throwing rocks at people" gimmick has gotten out of hand.
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>>33218010
What a persistent, pitiful idiot.
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>>33218048
nah. Pretty much used by idiots on the internet when they're embarrassed and want to deflect.
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>>33218099
And now we're up to 597 posts. That's quite a leap.
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>>33218099
Rena will never ditch the rock gimmick.
It's part of her name now.
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>>33218129
>I know! I'll insult him again! Namecalling pwns people, doesn't it?
It doesn't work any better than tayting, really.
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>>33218099
Well yeah, you can't throw rocks without them getting out of hand.
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>>33218143
hey, guy, can you stop doing that please?
I mean, I do have a postcount that works automatically.
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>>33218184
It's for the archive.
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>>33218167
Anon, please stop being so salty that you made an e-mistake. Just learn from it.
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>>33218167
It's okay, I forgive you.
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>>33218220
>I know! I'll cry his tears AND namecall him again! Then he'll be double pwned!
Actually, you're the one enraged that he made an e-mistake. I provided information to him, while you went straight to namecalling.
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>>33218217
No one really cares about that.
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>>33218267
See, you think you're talking to one person, but you aren't.
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>>33218267
see
>>33218102
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>>33218217
Seems like a shameless way to increase the post count for bragging rights honestly.
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>>33218285
It's a point of interest. The archive doesn't list the number of posts in a thread, and manually counting them is impractical for obvious reasons.
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>>33218153
I think it's possible to change the name. Though it usually ends up with a worse one.

Like Rena the Befriender. Rena the Hugbug. Rena the Heartbreaker.
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>>33218354
I dunno man, I don't think we can change all the action figures and hug pillows now.
Especially not the syndicated comic cartoon.
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>>33218322
That's oddly conspiratorial. There are maybe four or five posts at most recording the number of posts in the average topic, and they usually only made in the aftermath of the quest, and when the previous count is impractical due to being greatly exceeded.
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It's 623 posts now. There are better things to talk about, aren't there?
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>>33218372
Poor Sparkle. She has to deal with the FCC Man's bitching about her changing her name, new products, all that crap.
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>>33218372
Sure you can. She goes through a plot arc during the TV series movie special and then you rerelease a brand new wave of Rena merch! Its a classic Transformers move
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>>33218512
She's probably still just "magical girl sparkle".
>>33218516
I wonder how the hero cartoon show is. I'm imagining like the brave and the bold.
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>>33218499
Obviously we need to plan on how to help Bridgette not be the loneliest monster.

I'm thinking Dead Eye's about our best bet at this point, but that situation is fraught with emotional baggage.
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>>33218516
Do you get to keep a part of the profit from your old franchise?
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>>33218512
See >>33218516. I think he would be thanking her.
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We've got to get rena to admit to hating mondays at least once. Then she can be garfield.
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>>33218516
What could be Rena's new name?

For one thing, before we get her a new name, she'll probably need a special skill besides "throwing rocks".
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>>33218550
Celeste, Olivia and the Teal Ranger (forgot her name).
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>>33218629
Bridgette should start kidnapping more heroines.
Maybe she'll like one of them.
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>>33218638
Weren't they team Biggie Smalls for sports day or whatever?
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>>33218638
We know this. She was frozen at puberty.
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>>33218663
yes.
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>>33218641
She hasn't done any villain work in a while, so yeah.
Might help her get into the S-Class even. And then we'll finally get to see the rest of the S-Villains.
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>>33218702
She doesn't seem very creative with her evil plans, either. Mostly she just sends monsters to attack people on the street.
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>>33218842
Which is a shame, considering how she's probably the second strongest in her family. She could do so much with some imagination.

Maybe make some mind-control leeches. Or hold the entire town hostage with candiru-pufferfish hybrids in the water supply.
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>>33218842
I don't really pay too close attention to villaining MOs, other than whether they kill or not.
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>>33218889
I don't like either of those, they're awful for various reasons.

I think the reason she's not big time is because monsters tend to be awful at best, and generally lethal. And she doesn't want to do much of that.
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>>33218896
So, if she did decide to kidnap Rena, how should she go about doing it? Should we ask for something in exchange for her? Or could we convince someone to impersonate her?

Also, 648 now.
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>>33219041
It's exceedingly easy to kidnap rena. She's basically already done it.

It's just not very profitable. Rena isn't actually worth much.
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>>33219106
Bridgette isn't exactly profit-focused. She's mostly just been causing random chaos and occasionally looting things, which is pretty boring and generic as far as villains go. She needs to put more effort into her work.
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>>33219031
She can summon any type of monster she wants, apparently. Even QBs.
She just isn't imaginative about that. And as >>33219226 said, her idea of being a villain is looting and blowing stuff up.

Besides, most of the monsters she summons are under her complete control, so they can be as lethal as she wants them to be.
And considering how her rust monsters were the cutest, she could probably alter their look as well so they're less awful.
>Bridgette summons Demogorgon! The Demon Prince of the Abyss wears a bowtie on one of his heads!
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Well, after a sudden case of moderation (thanks, BTW), we've slimmed down to a somewhat leaner 638 posts.

>>33219326
As for the whole "kidnapping Rena" thing, it'd be risky for anyone else to try it. Rena has powerful friends, but they know that Bridgette's also her friend and wouldn't try to hurt her. Plus, we know that Rena keeps bondage gear in her house, so she could just go and ask to borrow a few things if she needed them.
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>>33219390

Wonder if Bridgette knows that Rena has a functional set of bondage gear in her closet.

SHOULD she know that she has that gear?
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>>33219437
Well, she did see Rena when she was turning into a vampire.
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>>33219226
she seems more interested in the fights and speeches than the actual plots
>>33219326
Well, the beholder DID threaten to eat rena against bridgette's orders
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>>33219437
She probably has more than one set of bondage gear now.

One for each robosister.
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>>33217321
Nice one. Was expecting some Jade x Bridgette but this was pretty funny. It's great to have you back, though
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>>33219556
Why does rena have so much bondage gear

She got MORE free bondage gear when jade was dropped off
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>>33219556
The first Robomaid already had a few different sets with her. Robonurse would probably have an operating table with leather straps stashed somewhere. The second Robomaid might have... well, I don't know what she'd be into.
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>>33219518
She didn't have any experience as a villain back then. Though I could be wrong.
Though she managed to control altBen, and he went utterly berserk in his timeline.

>>33219591
In case she becomes a vampire again, of course.
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>>33219591
Maybe it's an omen. Instead of Rena the Rock, she should be Rena the Villain Tamer!
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>>33219620
True enough. She could probably control them.
The problem remains, she cares more about DOING the villainy than coming up with villain plans.

An actor, not a writer. If the metaphor makes sense.
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>>33219648
Rocks for beating out evil thoughts.
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>>33219725
And the Sad Box.
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>>33219725
That sounds distinctly unsexy.
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>>33219790
I wonder if the inventor of the sad box is a great person of any sort.
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>>33219841
It was Rena's mom, the great mystery.
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>>33219860
Rena emerged fully formed from a cabbage.
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>>33219860
Did she base it on experiences from her youth?

(655 posts now)
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>>33219913
I thought she was the Neutronium Golems Goddess of Density.
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>>33219913
It was a boiled cabbage. Hence why she's so... Rena.



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