Well, its the fourth of July, so I think I'll celebrate this American holiday and me avoiding the near grips of death or severe injury yesterday by bringing you this holiday special, that's also kinda the late One Year anniversary!Select Difficulty- story will be affected by Difficulty>Standard>FULL KUBO>the KUBObutcher>DATE A KUBO>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO
>>33193421>Mystery BoxWhat's in the box, what's in the boooooxx?
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO
>>33193421>DATE A KUBO
>>33193421>DATE A KUBOI know it won't happen, but I desperately want it to.
>>33193421>>DATE A KUBO
>>33193421>>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOThe box, the box!
>>33193421[]DATE A FULL MYSTERY BOX OF KUBOBUTCHER
>>33193421>mystery boxYou glorious bastardAlso, called it!
>>33193421>DATE A KUBOThough the mystery box calls to me, this seems more interesting.
>>33193421>>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOIt could be anything! Even FULL KUBO!
>>33193421Is...is it back? Please tell me it is. Tell me this isn't just a one shot!
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOYou never pass up the mystery box
>>33193421>DATE A KUBOI still have BQ fan art stored around awaiting for the quest's proper return!
>>33193421 >>DATE A KUBO
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOinb4 HQRverse
>>33193421>DATE A KUBOCosgrove, I'm rescinding the suggestion I gave you about going full anime.
I bet he didn't even bother coming up with notes for anything but the Mystery Box....No point, really.
>>33193421Sorta sad we're doing a reboot. I mean, we ended the previous one by breaking up with (one of) our girlfriends. Not the best note to end on
>>33193613>I bet he didn't even bother coming up with notes for anything but the Mystery Box.>...No point, really.Ah, but I did.
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOCan we beat our old "how fast can Ichigo get himself dead" record?LETS FIND OUT
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOThe box! The box!
>>33193621And we of course appreciate that.Gonna blast Hazel Fernandez off my phone as I leave these fireworks
>>33193626Let's try for death on the first roll!
>>33193603If it is, then things are about to get quite bad for Ichigo.
>>33193421Is KUBObutcher Urobutchi? If so, []KUBObutcher
>>33193626Previous record is 7 story posts and 2 hours 29 minutes. But I think we can do it.
>>33193626Maybe we're playing the pilot chapter of Bleach via Mystery Box, from Dead Orihime's perspective?
>>33193421>>DATE A KUBO...oh my.
>>33193621>Ah, but I did.Oh fug. What if "DATE A KUBO" has everyone be aggressive Himes? And I mean EVERYONE.
>>33193421DATE A KUBO?How could I NOT?
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOTHE BOX. IT CALLS FOR ME.
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBO>NOT PICKING THE FUCKING BOXThis isn't picking for what happening, this is picking the difficulty.And it always full kubo.
So... What's Kubo?
>Bleach Quest may be backI... who... what... WHAT?! YES! YESYESYESYESSSSSS!First Sacred Jewel Quest interludes and plotsNot Bleach QuestThen GunplaBEST FUCKING DAY OF THE YEAR!
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBODate a kubo is like date a live. Data a Live is shit.
>>33193720The Heart.
>>33193421>FULL KUBOLets ride Cosgrove... Great to have you back!
>>33193665>Ichigo Kurosaki was just your average shounen protagonist, when suddenly he was genre-shifted into an harem anime!>But things get complicated when it turns out all the women are sexually aggressive, and now poor Ichigo doesn't stand a GHOST of a chance!>This summer, /tg/ stars in: DATE A KUBO>Directed by Michael Bay
>>33193421>>DATE A KUBO>>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOEither of these is fine with me. Good to see you up and about Cos.
>>DATE A KUBO>this shit being back>mfw
>>33193421>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOOPEN THE BOX
>>33193762Well, given the potential harem shenanigans that were already happening...
>>33193720Author of Bleach. A kubo is a unit of plot measurement, but the plot is made of happenings, random asspulls, and suffering for spice.
>MYSTERY BOX of KUBOYES. YES. YES.
>WRITING
Wow, we might hit the post limit before the first update.
>>33193799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ55SY0yx0o
>>33193789Speaking of, I'd like to preemptively put my vote forward for no IC waifufaggotry of any kind, just a dense Shounen protag being oblivious to the affections of women while awesome things happen and Ghost Aizen can't be assed to tell us why he's in our fucking head.
>>33193853>>33193853You dumb ass. It not a reboot...right?Right?
>>33193571Where's that "i make /a/ choke on my dick like whores" interview screencap when you need it?
>>33193853Given that I don't think any of us want this gift to devolve into shit posting a truce for the night is probably agreeable.
>>33193720
>>33193888Yeah. No waifu wars for today.sharping sword for the next time
>>33193873It's called Bleach Quest Redux and we're being prompted to choose our difficulty setting at the start of the thread. What do you think it is?
Fun fact: The Syn-kai-mone (space between living and spirit world) has a lot of twists and turns and can dump you out in the past or future if not used right or perhaps alternate time linesI'm gunna miss you Hime. And Zangetsu... but not you ice shota...See you on the other side Gin and Yoruichi; you'll always be pranking arrancars in some other reality.Now... now we hit that reset button and go in balls deep.Gentlemen... ready yourselves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc
>>33193853We could just play Ichigo as thinking he doesn't need/doesn't deserve to be loved as part of his tough guy my mom is dead and it's my fault coping mechanism.(Watch us playing with Misaki alive)
>>33193943Misaki alive Isshin dead universe. Daddy issues go?
>the KUBObutcher
>>33193972Too late. It all mystery box now bitch.Welcome to the Full Kubo experince. I hope the sword incident never ever happens ever again.
>>33193943>>33193853But things where pretty fun when we weren't a standard shonen protag. All the twists and turns and fucked up pissing on canon was what mad the original an absolute blast. We threw continuity out the window in under 4 QM posts and it was fantastic.Waifu wars will always happen, as will bitchfits; but cosgrove has grown thicker skin since then... and Kubo has added more and more godtier girls.Besides most people seemed to be fine with Cosgroves Orihime.
>>33193953>Full mystery box>Play as Aizen
>>33193953"Dad was overbearing. He was always about family time and being in love with mom even though they weren't newlyweds. He was a doctor, and he helped people, I remember helping in the clinic when I was little when we still lived there. Back then, I though he was so annoying, but then...after he was gone...I hates the silence,"
>>33194003Cosgroves, no our Orihime makes canon Orihime look like the cardboard cut-out she truly is.
“Today’s just like tomorrow, which is like yesterday. An unchanging tedium of monotony. Tch, yeah, right.”Your voice sarcastically sounds out as you head on your way to your destination. Arriving, you see several punks skateboarding around carelessly and hear the sound of glass being crushed, alongside a whimper to your side.Glancing down, you see the bloody girl has run up to you, her head’s wound constantly leaking blood as she worriedly glances between you and where the punks are, a chain and plug over her chest. >Name: Kurosaki Ichigo>Age: 15 Years old>Hair Color: Orange>Aggressive Violence>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate>Scare them off
>>33194007Nice>>33194040>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate
>>33194040>Aggressive ViolenceLook at this girl. Look at these punks. Punch them out.
>>33194040>>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocateBlindside them when it becomes obvious they won't.We should totally go a somewhat brutal/practical Ichigo this time.
>>33194040>The full KUROSAKI treatment.
>>33194040>>Aggressive ViolenceAh yes the Skateboard... our old nemesis...
>>33194040>>Aggressive ViolenceViolence solves literally any problem.
>>33194040>>Scare them off
>>33194040>Negotiation tacticsThey don.'to know they're waking the dead, and if we need to we can make the girl visible.
>>33194040>Scare them offI can think of nothing scarier than Carrottop.
>>33194040>>Scare them offHehehehe
>>33194040>Aggressive negotiations
>>33194040>>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocateI'd like to avoid dying in 5 minutes like the start of last quest.
>>33194040>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocateLet's spin it the other direction this time around.
>>33194040>Aggressive ViolenceNegotiation tactics will not work. These are street punks that beat Ichigo to fucking death.Scare tactics will not work because they outnumber us.only path is violence.I hope to fucking god wrenloft isn't here.
So, the quest that got me into /tg/ and questing, half a year after it's last post, is (sorta) back. Holy Shit.>>33194040>Negotiations
>>33194040>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocate
>>33194094Aggressive negotiations?
>>33194040>Aggressive Violent Punching
>>33194040No tactics, just talking. Peace modo berry!
>>33194134Negotiations... with a light shade (of) hair.
>>33194040>Aggressive ViolenceLet's go Mortal Combat
>>33193421>>33193421>>33193421OH MY \FUCKING GOD IT SENDHGOKVJRDOGHBVPRDN ITS BVA KKK
>>33194040[]Die by accident.but, really: []Aggressive Violence
>>33194040>>Aggressive ViolenceHere we go.
>>33194040>Aggressive ViolenceWhat fucking idiot. Peace means nothign in bleach. There only bloodshed and battle. Get used to it. Peace modo means bitch modo.It Orihime modo.
>>33194040>Aggressive Violence
>>33194040>Aggressive ViolenceFucking skateboard punks
>alright, so I'm gonna 1d100, first three rolls, DC50.
Rolled 5>>33194210Rolling to die!
Rolled 73>>33194210
>>33194040>>Negotiatino tactics- ask them to relocateLet's not go down the same route we always do..
>>33194040>>Aggressive ViolenceThe fun begins.
Rolled 21>>33194210
Rolled 84>>33194210Haha, time to die again!
Rolled 28>>33194210
Rolled 91>>33194210New dice too?
Rolled 25>>33194210wuddafuk are these dice
Rolled 56>>33194210
Rolled 37>>33194210FULL KUBO
>>33194210>>33194220>>33194221>>33194226THANK FUCKING GOD.
>>33194210High or low?
>>33194220Some things never change...
>>33194234Whoops I used 1d50 because I misread DC50
>>33194220Well you would have made it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.And their dumb dog.
>>33194221Yaay, success!
Rolled 54>>33194220And so it begins.
>>33194210>d100s>RIP muh Crit Master
>>33194243It's cosgrove. It has to be high.
And so it begins again in earnest...Glad to have it back even if it ends up only being for a night.Happy 4th CosgroveHappy 4th /tg/Happy 4th Kubo
>>33194277>Happy 4th KuboThere are four of him?!
>>33194277>>Happy 4th Kuboyfw Aizen was really just Ghost!George Washington fighting the tyranny of the Soul King the entire time.
>>33194277>>33194277I'm so fucking happy you dont even know man I love you and your quest i love cossggorve i love this i love everything right now im fucking crying
>73, 21, 5>Minimal SuccessSlamming your foot into the closest one’s face, you send him reeling as you stare darkly at them. “Get out of here. All of you.” One of them freaks out as he stares down at his friend, downed by your foot. “What the?! You suddenly appear and kick Yama-bro out and tell us to get outta here?! You want to die?!”You glare at him as he moves to punch you as you knock him back, too, as the other punks freak out. “What?! Toshi-bro too? That mindless, irrational violence… Man, we need to get out of here!”“Yeah, that might be THAT guy!”The start inching away.>Let them run>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses>Meh, beat them up. Let the gods sort them out after.
>>33194387>>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses
>>33194387>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their asses
>>33194387>>Let them run
>>33194387>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their assesNo reason we can't educate the masses while we beat them.
It's alive and its backWords can't describe my happiness
Rolled 17>>33194387>Teach themDamn phone posting.
>>33194387>>Meh, beat them up. Let the gods sort them out after.
>>33194387>Let them run.
>>33194387>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their assesNotlivingyourlifecorrectly.jpg
>>33194387>>Teach them exactly why
>>33194387>>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their assesRepent ye sacks of shit.
>>33194387>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their assesGround pound those assholes.
>>33194387>>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their assesTeacher Ichigo gonna give you a life lesson punk.GTO for life.
>>33194387>Yama-bro>Toshi-bro...if there are punks called Shun-bro and Jushi-bro, then that is an improbable and worrying coincidence.Though it would explain why we got our ass beat last time.>>Let them run
>bleach quest is back
>writingroll me 1d100, best of 3. DC40
Rolled 65>>33194560
>>33193597Why did you have to remind me of my waifu?Goddamit>You will never have TasukiWhy even Exist?
Rolled 98>>33194560
>>33194387>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their assesSpiritual awareness is something something...>>33194344shh shhh and I love you too... butterfly kisses anon...
Rolled 70>>33194560
>>33193895Please tell me there's more.
Rolled 4>>33194560
Rolled 100>>33194560
>>33194387>>Teach them exactly why you’re kicking their asses, then kick their assesAss kicking! For justice!
>>33194578Based anon!>>33194595Too slow...
>>33194387Fuck yeah its Bleach Quest! Wooooo!>Let em run stupid no good for society punks!mfw I wish I could run a quest thread and knew how the hell to write one well
>>33194595>>33194578The dice gods hunger for asskicking.
Rolled 16>>33194560
Holy shit it's back.Guess I'm making an eBook of this one too once we have a few more threads.
Can't wait for Halibel-chan.
>>33194578Hell yes Anon. We gonna beat some knowledge into these shits.
>>33194647Link to Ebook?
>>33194614 Just run it, prepare for your plot to get derailed, and have fun. Make it a learning experience and you'll do fine. FIgure out your hook and let it ride.
>>33194570>>33194578>>33194583HAHAHAHA TIME FOR BLOODSHED>>33194595A shame that.
Well now isn't this a treat. I knew I had a good feeling about you... It's been a while, so do please try and pay attention:Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:>bleach.wikia.com/wiki/CharactersInterested in some sightseeing around town?:>http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_TownWant to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:>http://starkana.com/manga/B/BleachToo lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:>http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach(It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.)Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:>http://bleachd20.wikidot.comThat's all for now, but I'll be keeping an eye on you... bye bye.
Orihime better be awesome again
>>33194697Thank you Captain Gin-senpai!
>>33194675Here, I keep all the eBooks I make in a pastebin. The original Bleach Quest is near the bottom. http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>33194669Soul eating death monster with visible bone girls is best girls.
>>33194697and welcome back to you too, Cap'n
>>33194697Gin Senpai is here!!!
>>33194700Honestly, as based as Orihime was last time I wanna see Rukia. Didn't get to have much fun with her last time.
>>33194697Dude, I missed you so much.Today is the best day. First this girl with awesome hips helps my Gran and I with the shopping bags, a fic I like updated, and now fucking Bleach Quest is happening.thanks obama
>>33194700This is Cosgrove. Orihime will will be awesome. And badass.
>>33194697Like clockwork...Feels good man.
>>33194700>>33194791>>33194769But Muh Tatsuki?
It's Shiniquincyhollowgami time fuck yeah!
>>33194791Orehime is shit
>>33194820SHE IS SHIT.She got an combative ability and she did nothing. Orihime did more than her.Maybe if the quest went longer, she might have been a top tier fighter.Likely not. She shat her pants.
>>33194820Screen time is always an issue with such large casts...
>>33194833confirmed for not following Bleach Quest
>>33194749>Implying he ever left>>33194842Orihime was a few pushed buttons short of unlocking a berserker mode and pulling some Dio level bullshit. You could just feel it.
>>33194833Why would you say this?
>>33194833Cannon Orihime? Agreed. Cosgrove's last version? Badass.
>>33194851Honestly a problem, especially with Cosgrove writing shitty characters well.*shrug* I just feel like we were robbed of the awesomeness that is Rukia last time, even if we got based Orihime as compensation. Might be fun to explore elsewhere.
>>33194842Fighting ability literally had nothing to do with my unconditional love and want for her
>>33194697GIN-SAN!GIN-SAN!/a/ brings new teaching material!:bleach- repo .tk/ index.php
>>33194907Yeah, we need to go off the rails in a completely different direction.
>>33194907We also got rather based Keigo (pre-time travel Aizen) and Hinamori.
>>33194971And that's not even going into Ghost Mexico and our time with the based arrancar friends we made.
>65,98,70>Non critical maximum success“Would you two SHUT UP?!”Applying more sensible violence, you restrain them and point over to the corner, where a, several times broken, glass and flower lay on their side. “So, Question ONE! What could that be?!”You grab one by the scalp and shake him. “…an offering to the kid that died here recently?”Dropping him, you meet his decent with the raining of your knee, as you hear him cry out in pain. “Good answer!” So…”Letting him drop, you look at the last one, who seems terrified. “Why is it in ruins?”They seem to be regrouping, terrifying of you. “…b-b-because we broke it on out skateboards?”“I see.” Your voice is cold and curt.“Then…”>Name: Kurosaki Ichigo>Age: 15 Years old>Hair Color: Orange>Eye color brown>Special Ability: The ability to see GhostsPulling on something you can’t quite describe, you point to your side. “Then shouldn’t you apologize to her?!” You angrily point at the ghost girl who appears before them momentarily. After they freak out and apologize, one running and getting a new offering at honestly astounding speeds, you’ve eventually left alone with the girl.“They probably won’t come around here anymore. Sorry about that.”The girl shakes her head happily. “No, I hired you to chase them away, so it’s the least I can do to help. Um..”>Occupation: High School Student and…You look at the shrine, repaired. “Well then, its time for you to pay my licensing fee.”Bowing, she smiles at you as you flip a coin towards her, etched with a skull on it as it sparks with eldritch energy when she grabs it. “Remember, its gonna be a bit rough there.”The girl starts to vanish. “Thank you, mister!”And then she was gone, onto ‘Heaven.’ Picking up the glowing blue coin that remained, you head on your way, slightly relieved that the girl had moved on.>…and Ghost Detective.>1/2
>>33194964Why not go off the rails in all of the directions?
>>33195009Now, what to do for the evening…>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s>[ ]Keep out and about for the evening, wandering aimlessly>[ ]Look for new clients.
>>33195009WAIT WHAT?
>>33194998Needed more of that.Shybel, The Boss, the little Arrancar who could and Iron Dog were the best.
>>33195034>[x]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s
>>33195034>>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s
>>33195009We Urameshi now?
>>33195034>[X]Head to Hat-and-Clog’sHAHA TIME FOR URAHARA.
>>33195034Ooooh shit we're already off the rails here!>Head to Hat and Clogs might have a few new contracts for us
>>33195034>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s
>>33195034>[X]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s
>>33195034>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’s(Ghost detective... this will be interesting seeing as how /tg/ is amazingly dense)>>33194971and the best bro of all>>33194998shame we never got to see our mom as #1
>>33195009Duh fuck.Look for new clients.Whatever, roll with it. WHORE OUR SELVES OUT
>>33195034>[X]Head to Hat-and-Clog’sFUCKING YUYU HAKUSHO AND BLEACH?IT ALL OVER.
>>33195041>talk about wanting to go off the rails>express incredulity when the GM is the one who goes off the railsIs this not what you said you wanted?Is this not to your liking?
>>33195034>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’sHey Urahara, what's happening?
>>33195012We must become a Power Ranger.And we're already a ghost detective.
>>33195034>>[ ]Look for new clients.Gho... huh.
so Fullbringer route?
>>33195082Yeah, but i never thought it was an actual cross over.I guess i just read yu yuhakusho.
>…and Ghost Detective.Wow. Now I got the Yu Yu Hakusho OP playing in my heads. Thanks(?) Cos.>>33195034>[ ]Head to Hat-and-Clog’sAre we paying ghost debts or something?ISSHIIIIIINNN!
>>33195034>Look for new clients
>>33195076Kubos gunna be pissedfirst draft of bleach was denied since it was too much like yuyu
>>33195034Oh boy.>[x] Look for new clients.
>>33195034>>[ ]Look for new clients.Noir?
>>33195034>[X] Look for new clients.Gotta pay the rent some how we too noir to live at home.
>>33195107http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DehmPOkrtRc
>>33195068Oh yeah, people thought Masaki was Primera for some reason.Why was that, again?
>>33195112Hahaha, is that true?
>>33195009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ3khsva6E8IT BEGINS.
>>33195112You know what, at this point I bet they'd let him reboot the entire world and run with his original premise once he's fully wrapped the current iteration of Bleach. True he's probably ready to do something else, but then again it's basically printing money.
>>33195134>>33195133Come on guys; we got thrown that plot thread by the fisher, Aizen had a grudge against us, AND we stole his original prospect for #1 AND we encountered a hollow made weapon with Quincy attributes. There's no way it wouldn't have panned out like that.
>>33195130>>33195129I hope so.
>>33195134Rukia was originally tiny and Orihime was supposed to die but stick around as a member of the supporting cast as a ghost.
>writing
>>33195220Would have been interesting to see. I do also remember Cos confirming out of story that Fisher had not been lying.
>>33195076Wait, does that make Orihime or Chad our Kuwabara?
>>33195210>it's basically printing money.Actually Bleach hasn't been a money printer for a couple years now. Unless it got popular again when I wasn't looking.
>>33195129>>33195227>Urahara and Yoruichi married>Yoruichi sent off to investigate something>She's a turn coat>She and Gin are seen together soul stealing>/You take a long drag on your candy cigarette and pour yourself another apple juice... bitter... something stinks in this town and it an't Chads Win Loss ratio this time.../
>>33195237Rukia's still tiny. Makes a lot of sense for Orihime though.
>>33195310It was her father's ghost not her brothers that had attacked her. And he successfully killed her by knocking her down the stairs of the cemetary
>>33195220Fisher was fishing, Aizen was controlled/influenced by Hogey Q from the future which had a legitimate reason to be angry at us and the weapon was actually made by Urahara.
>>33195237>>33195310>>33195335Don't forget the IchiHime shiptease
>>33195110>I beat people by freezing to death>>33195227>>33195130>>33195129If we go the detective route (basically a hard line for the substitute arc... except I guess we just use Urahara-spirit-tech I'll be bummed on missing all the great fights and craziness, but it's a Cosgrove quest so he's got something cooking that'll blow us all away no matter what. Just hope it's tonally different than PPQ in the long run though.
>>33195286Hmm, I figured with merchandising it was still fairly profitable, but honestly I haven't paid much attention in a long while. Good to know though.Say, since you seem to be more clued in than I am, any idea what Shonen Jump's cut off point for sales of an established series is? As in, what's the minimum trade Kubo'd have to be doing to avoid cancellation?
>>33195393Its on its final arc so I doubt they'll cancel it unless it goes to utter shit sales-wise
Well, still plenty of time in the evening. Might as well look for a new client God only knows Mr. Hat-and-Clogs will be on your ass if you only come back with one of these. But then again, it isn’t like you can really do anything without him. He’s the one that makes those coins that pass on ghosts. Well, most of them anyway.Buying a newspaper, you look for the obituaries and look them up on your phone as you go from one name to another, wasting time to see if any of them left behind a ghost with any requests. Unfortunately, as you head back in the late evening, there didn’t seem to be any ghosts but there was a bad presence in the area since you’ve got back.Well, it still isn’t late enough yet. People might still be up at your house...>Stop by Hat-and-Clogs>Waste time in the park>Do some last minute patrolling
>>33195393It's still profitable, just not anywhere near what it was at t's peak.
>>33195347>>33195310Tinier
>>33195409>Waste time in the park
>>33195409>Do some last minute patrollingI smell a chance to meet Midget Botan.
>>33195409>>Stop by Hat-and-ClogsMight as well.
>>33195409>Do some last minute patrolling
>>33195409>Stop by Hat-and-Clogs
>>33195409>Last minute patrolling
>>33195409>Do some last minute patrolling.Who knows, we might get lucky.>>33195414Eh, clearly she would have gotten better.
>>33195409>Do some last minute patrollingNot sure why we don't want anyone awake when we get home, but whatever.
>>33195409>Waste time in the park.>>33195347Isn't that, you know, canon?>>33195414That's pretty tiny.
>>33195409>Waste time in the park>mfw finally on time to post in a Cosgrove Quest after having read all the others
>>33195468>Isn't that, you know, canon?Don't tell /a/ that
>>33195409>>Waste time in the park
>>33195409>but there was a bad presence in the area since you’ve got back.uhoh.
>>33195468>>33195495Is Kubo wasn't a huge fucking faggot and an awful writer he would have Ichigo pair up with Halibel or NelBut unfortunately he is both of those things and will never change.
>>33195468>>Isn't that, you know, canon?Shhhh.Yes yes, my IchiRuki is showing.
>Do some last minute patrolling
>>33195537Did Ichigo ever interact with Halibel?I could see Nel, but frankly she's in the same sphere as Yoruichi as far as romance is concerned. Orihime was basically it, given that Rukia was bro-tier.
>>33195468>Isn't that, you know, canon?On Orihime's side yes, but Ichigo has worked SO HARD to friendzone Orihime that he completely failed to respond to her pressing against him while wearing -this-.
>>33195482Welcome aboard anon.
>>33195409>Stop by Hat-and-ClogsBleach Quest is Back.And I managed to catch before it was over.I- I... The English Language does not have words to express the sheer magnitude of the hype I am experiencing.
I know what you're thinking, Hollow. You're thinking "did he flip six coins or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a spiritual coin change dispenser, developed by the most powerful Shinigami on earth, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
>>33195582>Did Ichigo ever interact with Halibel?No, but it suffering how best girl she is.
>>33195587Is Orihime giving a blowjob and handjob to a pair of invisible ghosts there? What could possibly possess her to make such a pose.
>>33195587I want Kubo to do a fashion manga next.
>>33195409>Do some last minute patrollingLet's do this
>>33195636Practicing her Jolyne Kujo?
>>33195587>Canon Ichigo confirmed Asexual creatureIn other news Kubo still can't into romance
>>33195591Thanks! I'm super-hyped.>>33195636Welcome to the questions we were all asking on Wednesday.
>>33193421Wait Cossy you almost died? What in the actual fuck?
>>33195637You mean Bleach Isn't a Fashion manga already?Every time Kubo introduces new Antagonists or Power-ups is an excuse to design new and impossibly stylish outfits
>>33195692No? He's responded to Yoruichi, Rukia, and I'm pretty sure Neliel, it seems more deliberate on his part with Orhime.
>>33195636Meanwhile Chad is being based in the background
>>33195717AC-Guy's been mentoring him or something I guess.
>>33195717Kubo set out to assassinate Cos because he knew too much.
>>33195724Imagine bleach fights; but they are runway fashion shows instead."That's quite a stylish jacket.""Thank y-""Of course you realize this is a summer collection."/gasp/"N-no way!""Why are you looking that way... when I'm behind you.""MY JACKET!""This was never truly your jacket."
Fug. I don't think I can handle the nostalgia.
>>33195703I was busy laughing my ass off at "You talking shit bout my mohawk"
>>33195830There's no way Bazz and Renji aren't reaming up after thisWith Grimjoww making it a trio
>>33195782I absolutely believe this.
>>33195830Goddamn that's amusing. Now I'd be willing to blitz through everything I've missed it even averaged out to be this entertaining.
>>33195858That would be fun, seeing the three of them hanging out and arguing about shit, trying to drag Ichigo into the argument when he wants no part of it.
>>33195830Renji what the fuck are you doing, never insult a man's hair. Even if it's true that mohawks are shit.
>>33195858>reaming upOh my.
>>33195830I like how the manga stream translations do nothing but add a lot of nonsensical cursing and other shit that makes it look like a 13 year old wrote it.It's almost like an abridged version of the series.Also this weeks chapter was god-tier. A true return to form, but how long can Kubo keep it up?
You’ll do some last minute patrolling, you suppose. Not really much more to do. Careful to keep a safe distance from your house, you patrol, wandering around the area, keeping an eye open. Pff, what horseshit. Patrolling. Look at yourself, using such a noble term for what you’re really doing. You’re-“-saki-kun! Hey, Kurosaki-kun! Wait uuuuuuuup!”Pausing, you glance back as you see a man running up, his words finally getting through your inner monologue. Scratching the back of your head, you watch the man bend over and catch his breath. Eventually, he straightens up and straightens himself out, trying to look composed. “Hey there, Kurosaki-kun. Out for a late walk?”You look at the man carefully, watching him closely, grabbing him by the chin and listening to his breathing as he starts to freak out before letting him go with a sigh and light glare. “You know, I heard you, you could have taken your time. You know you shouldn’t be exerting yourself with your health, Inoue-san. I have half a mind to drag you home and tell your sister-”He freeezes and pales, dropping to his knees and grabbing at your pantleg, weeping in terror. “Noooooo! Don’t tell her. She’ll make me call off from work and she’ll take time off to keep an eye on me, and then she’ll miss school-”“Alright, so long as you understand.”Walking with the man, you keep an eye out for spirits. “So, have there been any complications?”Inoue shakes his head. “Nah, I‘ve been good about keeping to your father’s orders most of the time. Ever since the accident it’s always been a bit delicate, and I hate worrying Orihime. By the way, isn’t it a bit late for you to be out?”Glancing at him, your words are a bit more biting than you intend. “Isn’t it a bit late for /you/?”>1/2
>>33195758Thays fucking terrifying A-C guy is THE curse
>>33195875>>33195875That was a return to form after long boring frequently interrupted fights.You might have an easier time looking through the "How Real can Shit get" the arc meme
>>33195875The next page mohawk guy is all "Looks like I was wrong about you. I thought you must have been a cool guy because you have awesome eyebrows, but it looks like you're just an asshole".
>>33195905Seeing the man looking a bit torn up, you groan and rub at your eyes.“Sorry, Inoue-san.”He shakes his head, but the rest of the walk is much more subdued. Walking him to the door, he opens it up and calls out a ‘I’m home’ before turning to you. “We’re about to have dinner, would you like to join us?”You feel your stomach rumble a bit, but you're a bit uncertain if it's alright to be intruding. He is just getting home from work, but at the same time you've not known him to say something only out of obligation.>Nah, I’m good.>Accept
>>33195830It got better
>>33195928>Nah, I’m good.
>>33195905>monologueOh shit.
>>33195905HOLY FUCK HE'S ALIVE
>>33195928>>AcceptCan't turn down a free meal on a detective's salary.
>>33195928>Nah, I’m good.I'm worried guys, is there no delicious Yuzu-cooked meal waiting for us at home?
>>33195928>AcceptLet us see how our former alternate reality waifu is doing.Also holy shit everything feels different and weird and I kind of like it
>>33195928>AcceptLet's go check if Orihime is still a shit with her brother being a love
>>33195928>AcceptSo I just was informed this is a thing.
>>33195289>Candy Cigarette>Apple JuiceWhat is this, a detective agency run by kids?.....Fucking hell, now I wanna go watch me some Fillmore.
>>33195928>>Nah, I’m good....>The brother livesOh lawd the rails were dust before we started.
>>33195928hmmmmm,>Nah I'm goodGuys, EVERYTHING WE KNOW IS WRONGunless the 'Ghost Detective' thing was something Urahara cooked up to keep tabs on young Ichigo?
>>33195928>>AcceptYuzu will have a fit if I come home this late and i haven't eaten at all.
>Nah, I’m good.He's alive.....probably not gonna change much.
>>33195928>AcceptHey, free food. I can't imagine Ghost Detective is a high-paying job. Not in human money at least.
>>33195928>AcceptTIME TO SEE WHERE HIME GOT IT FROM!
>>33195928>Politely decline.
>>33195954... and we already know hat and clogsand exercise spiritsis it possible to go off the rails if you never started on them?I'm half expecting Aizen and Gin to be our nextdoor neighbors.
>>33195928>>AcceptEh, fuck it.>>33195909>>33195923>>33195932Damn if it ain't tempting.
>>33195928>>Accept
>>33195928>Nah, I'm goodYuzu would be pissed.
>Nah, I’m good.I half expect Masaki to still be alive and Isshin to be dead.
>>33195928>Nah, I’m good.What time is it right now?
>>33195986>>I'm half expecting Aizen and Gin to be our nextdoor neighbors.And suddenly Bleach was a sitcom.
>>33195990oh it is. And some of it is cool. The sternritters have some interesting powers and Ichigo calls a girl "the best" for packing him a snack.Also a ton of stuff with a quincy war.If you have an afternoon it might be a fun read through
>>33196003It's like a mystery box option!
>>33195986>I'm half expecting Aizen and Gin to be our nextdoor neighbors.Three way prank war between them and Goat Chin?
>>33195928>AcceptWell, he offered. It'd be rude to decline.And now I must know the secrets that the Inoue household holds. Like how this changes Orihime's personality.
>>33195928>Accept
>>33195928>AcceptHe's probably looking to have Ichigo distract Orihime so he gets out of being questioned around by his little sis.As the eldest Kurosaki sibling, we know exactly what that feeling is.
>>33195928Accept never know when the next meal is gonna come from after all
>>33195990Don't resist AnonEven though Nothing really happens
>>33196042Well she went super bubbly to account for her families deaths... who knows what she'll be. Maybe even yandre>Bump limit in 2 hoursMother of god
Why are Quincies so shit now? At the start they were just supposed to be some cool spiritually inclined humans that had to invent shit and be creative to keep up with even low class Shinigami.I'm still pissed about the lack of bows too.
>>33196059Welcome to Cosgrove treads.
>Sora Inoue still aliveASSUME NOTHING.EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.
>>33196065But Bazz-B had a repeating crossbow, and the bitch quartet all used bows!
>>33196065Because they are apparently the result of an Eldritch Abomination's manipulation of humanity to allow it to manifest in the real world.It was defeated in the past, but swore to return, and has now built up the strength to do so.I'm not even making this shit up.
>>33196059Welcome to bleach quest, this is normal
>>33196079True, it hasn't been explicitly stated that Ichigo's male yet.?.
>>33196081And unnamed Quincy colonel sanders has guns
>>33196011>>33196058Should it matter that I haven't read the comic since a bit after Aizen swallowed the hockeycube?>>33196059Welcome to the party. It hasn't even properly hit its stride yet.
>>33196104Addendum: I know what's happened thanks to, well, 4chan to put it simply.
>>33196079I would even have asked whether Ichigo was a boy or a girl if the ghost kid hadn't said "Mister".
>>33196082Wait, what? Bach's not a eldritch abomination, though, just a weird mutant.
>>33196132Those fucking legs.
>>33196059>Maybe even yandreYanderehime? Sign me the fuck up.
>>33196160It's that fucking right knee.
>>33196104No, it wouldn't really matter. Don't skip the Fullbring Arc, though. Begin on Chapter 424.
I forgot I had this Hue
>>33196150Nigga, he donates chunks of his soul to other people, which then act as parasites increasing his own power, culminating in him absorbing their souls. He was sealed away for a thousand years, only to return greater than ever. Plenty Eldritch for me.Besides, that mustache? Not the work of mortal men.
>>33196239Also forgot to mention this is 10000% canon
>>33196186Shit, you're right. Now I can't unsee it. Sorry, have some more Bleach genderswap, without fucked knees this time.
>>33196239Ichigo comes back to Earth after halo jumping from space heaven, but it turns out his outfit tore open a hole through the ghost ozone layer allowing spectral hitler to ascend it in an Aizen did it first fashion so he could begin his assault of ghost gods magic space palace.Bleach is fucking weird.>>33196132Aside from the pictures Cosgrove uses.
>>33194971>>33194998>All that love for Keigo, Hinamori and Ghost Mexico Spooky Ghost friends>No love for based Kamen Rider bro ChizuruGoddammit /tg/, remember who you were.
>>33196059>Maybe even yandreSo I guess the mystery box option was going into the simulated canon-verse that's being run on the HQR plotrock.
>>33196305I don't follow HQR because it's so far detached from bleach despite its billing and I don't exactly care for the writing style, but if you could I would be interested in hearing an explanation.
>>33196303>Kamen Rider bro ChizuruI remember Demifiend bro Chizuru but not Kamen Rider bro Chizuru.
>>33195637Are you kidding? Kubo will never work another day in his life.
Was going through my bleach folder and just remembered how delicious Yoruichi is.
>>33196347We "destroyed" the Houg that was taking over her soul with a Double Rider Kick, remember?
>>33196292Honestly, I can't tell if Rukia's been genderswapped in that pic as well, or not.
>>33196345One of the HQR omakes has the MC of HQR visiting Canon while she's tumbling through time because FUCK THE BEARS AND THEIR TEMPORAL CONSPIRACY (this is not a thing, Risa is just crazy) and we fucked with things.Injected a sleeping Orihime with our own poisonous maddening spiritual energy to give her a push to go after the lad she liked more aggressively.Interrupted Byakuya and Renji when they were retrieving Rukia, stole Byakuya's scarf, and misinterpretted his cute failed attempts to murder us as some kind of nofunigami marriage proposal. Stole Urahara's hat, and plotted to steal Aizen's couch.We had a difficult time fitting the couch into our pants.
>>33196390What the fuck does she see in Hat-n-Clogs?
>>33196395One kick does not a Rider make. I only really remember that it was a Rider Kick because you mentioned it.
>>33196415So wait, was the MC of HQR a Kender or something?
>>33196425>Childhood friends>Cue Jessica Rabbit answer "He makes me laugh,">Both cruel and twisted magnificent bastards
>>33196415Ya... gunna say if this is a spin off of that line... I'm outtie.
>>33196303I remember. The fact that such a minor character got such characterization and was such a bro over the non-entity of canon was truly gratifying.>>33196395My friend, namefagging as The Commuter, rolled that double roll that scored the kick. Good times.
>>33196345The mc eventually killed the Soul King and ate part of him while he was distracted. It crystalized into a rock crystal thing. People called it the plotrock because it was a rock an for a while lots of people were trying to get their hands on it because in HQRverse, the Soul King was a Great Old One and dead Old One parts are powerful. Anyway, sometimes the plotrock simulates the Bleach canon-verse as sorta dream things and the QM will let us play through inconsequential interludes where Risa romps around in there. First or second time it happened, she decided that Orihime wasn't being aggressive enough, so Risa poisoned her and told her to be yandere for Ichigo if she wanted things to work out.
>>33196303I really hope Cos brings those elements back. ESPECIALLY Chizuru. It doesn't have to be Hogyoku demifiend stuff, but I'll miss Chizubro. She was the most bro of the bros, right up there with Sado.It's terrible, I loved the original so much. I know this will be just as good but...those characters were so special.We MUST Resurrect ThemSomehow.Also, more Tatsuki and Rukia love would be nice.
>>33196438Worse. A cat.
>>33196415I hold out hope that Risa (or some version of her) is an NPC in this redux
>>33196443>Both cruel and twisted magnificent bastardsIt is definitely this one....the sex is probably fantastic.
You look at Inoue-san’s face and your stomach takes the time to loudly grumble as he looks a bit smug. “Uh, yeah, I guess I could. Thank you.”Pardoning yourself as you enter, you put on the guest slippers and head inside to smell something good cooking. “HEY! Orihime, I brought a guest home!”Coming out of the kitchen, you see a girl with shoulder-length hair shake her head as she pulls back her hair behind her ear, her usual hairpins absent. “Honestly, Big Brother, you should at least have… sent… me… a…call….”She seems to have frozen as she stares at you, completely frozen.“Uh… Hi, Kurosaki-kunhowgoodtoseeyou.”Pulling her brother into the kitchen, you whispered conversation before they step back in. “Inoue-san, if me being here is a problem, then I don’t want to cause any-”“NONSENSE! Kurosaki-kun is always welcome here!”Inoue Orihime cuts you off abruptly before pausing, her face flushing. “Well, its just I wish he would have told me so I could…”She cuts off mumbling as you look over at Inoue Sora. “Ah, sorry, that’s my bad. I ran into your brother and we talked on the way back. His invitation was a bit sudden, but I’m kinda glad for it, honestly.”Orihime seems a bit off in her own world, along with the kind of chuckling you’d expect from an old man. You and Sora have some small talk setting up the table before Inoue-san brings out the food- its pretty simple and plain, but you can tell that it was made with care and a lot of practice. Done with the food, Sora pulls you to the side before you can leave. “Hey, Kurosaki-kun, if there’s trouble at your house and you need somewhere to crash for a couple of days, then-”>1/2
>>33196390How could you ever forget?;_;>>33196425Are you joking?
>>33196296>>33196288>>33196239I can't even fucking breathe right now
>>33196460Can't be, this clearly has a radically different backstory.
>>33196477You cut him off, smiling politely-artifically. “Sorry, Inoue-san but I’ve got to get home now. Thank you for the offer though.”You don’t run from the premise, but you do all but. Eventually, you head back to the Kurosaki Clinic/home, with the handicap-accessible ramps not only on the clinic, but your house too. Checking the time, you sneak in, opening and closing the doors quietly before heading upstairs- looking guiltily at the wheelchair at the base of the stairs before heading up and to your room- locking the door behind you.Everyone else, already asleep, you’re probably the only one awake. Opening up the books, you do the last bit of review before pausing as you feel the oppressive presence again faintly before it vanishes.>roll me 1d100, best of 3, DC50/75
Rolled 58>>33196501
>>33196425She appreciates he can snap 12 mens necks, comes off as a total dork, AND invents 4 new ghost magic spells, all before she's finished blinkingThe only reason he's not a royal guard is because he'd have to give up too much of his powerAlso he's the "secret" villain
Rolled 31>>33196501
Rolled 96>>33196501
>>33196443>Both cruel and twisted magnificent bastardsThey aren't bad, they're just drawn that way.
Rolled 30>>33196501
>>33196438No. She's a cat.A sociopathic Hollow cat turned purple haired arrancar who may have had a PHD in physics when she was alive turned whatever the fuck she turned into after eating her reality's eldritch abomination soul king and became the plot rock before discovering Angels, Pagan Gods, and Demons were delicious.Seriously, Samael AKA Sammiches the retarded angel of plague was delocious and now we have angel parts on top of our other assorted parts.Also she collects people, they are hers. Including Jagerbombs. Dakka Wolf turned brown muscle wolfu turned Mecha spaceship with her second arrancar release.Once we murdered a Shinigami Lieutenant to the tune of Scarborough Fair along with his entire compliment of cadets because a few years ago he killed our potted plant.We avenged Gloria, and even managed to eventual get them back. Good old Henry.
Rolled 51>>33196501Hogyoku!
K, first time rolling
>>33196501>looking guiltily at the wheelchair at the base of the stairsMom?
>>33196462banned for linking a wiki at the time so posting from my phone. Just made it back for that vote.
>>33196479>>How could you ever forget?Please forgive me anon, I've realized the magnitude of my sin.
>>33196510Ambush detected! Father thrown threw window.
>>33196520Sounds like a nice parody quest.
>>33196501>if there’s trouble at your house>looking guiltily at the wheelchairWHAT?!
>>33196510wooo! kneel before me!
Rolled 50Thing didn't go through, trying again for posterity.
>>33196520Dude. Stop trying to explain things.It sounds retarded without the gradual buildup to how we got to that point....Actually no it's still retarded.
>>33196520I feel I would need to be drinking to read that.>murdered a Shinigami Lieutenant to the tune of Scarborough FairExcept this. This legitimately amuses me for some unfathomable reason.
>>33196531I don't want this box COSSSSS take it back pls
>>33196501...Oh my god, Orihime has NORMAL TASTE in food!
>>33196549>looking guiltily at the wheelchairThis is pretty obvious m8. Someone in Ichigo's family needs a wheelchair and he feels guilty about it, probably because he was there when the event happened.
>>33196520Okay, when it said 'she' I assumed human, because assigning a gender to something like a ghost cast seems really trivial.It's like French class all over again!the quest kinda sounds dumb...
>>33196520I still maintain that The Scarborough Fair scene is one of the best pieces of writing I've seen on /tg/.
>>33196501guilty wheel chair...FUCKEither Misaki is still alive but crippled by power loss, or its one of the imoutos
>>33196549>>33196531s-sorry mom-san...I don't know how to handle any of this. but I want more.
>>33196584Yes, I realize that. I'm just shocked for the implications this has in contrast to canon.
>>33196591Better not be Yuzu she's already too moe.
>>33196581And so, cosgrove completed their evolution into Kubo.
Does Ichigo help his mother (or one of the sisters I possibly) out of the wheelchair and help them bathe?
Rolled 19>>33196568Yet somehow magnificent. Very confusing.>>33196586She's an Arrancar, so she's got gender. We stuck with gender neutral, more or less, while she was a standard animal hollow.
>>33196577>>33196588Wholeheartedly agreedIt was grisly and wonderful and I'll stop trying to explain.
>>33196581ask cosgrove what the date a kubo option would have been.Go ahead. The regrets won't kill you.
>>33196501>Wheelchair
W-well, if it is mom then at least she is ali-What if it's dad?What if it's our twin brother Zangetsu
>>33196591I'm guessing it's Isshin.
>>33196591If Misaki is alive, that's good. She may not be in perfect health, but it's better than being Hollow Chow.
>>33196621I am legit curious about that myself.Turns out it was about trying to wine and dine Kubo to learn end game Bleach spoilers.
>>33196630>What if it's our twin brother ZangetsuCOOOOOOSSSSGRROOOOOOOOOOVE!
>>33196617Thank you; the whole thing reeks of "holds up spork ^_^"And this is BLEACH quest; so we should focus on that after 9 months or so it's finally back, and the reset button was hit, and someone stole all the tracks, and fuck your meta gaming
... what option did we take?I can't remember what setting Mister Kubo's Wild Ride is on!OH GOD!
>>33196630...NO. NO!!!!Not best Zangetsu bro...YOU HAD TO REMIND ME! The feels...the feels!
Consider this scenario.What if, perchance, our dad needs the chair, and our mom's therefore taken up the burden of regularly jump kicking us through buildings?
>>33196630>What if it's our twin brother ZangetsuHe'd have to have a name that made being wheelchair-bound that much more painful.
>>33196630What if we have two moms or two dads?What then, anon? What then?
>>33196581You chose, poorly. But rejoice, even in that failure Cosgrove will build something beautiful and addictive.
>>33196650>just kickingWhy didn't you mention the wrestling and pinning?
What if it's an amnesiac Aizen we've been taking care of?
>>33196647Mystery Box.
>>33196630>>33196643>>33196648>>33196652>Our albino twin>"Hey. Hey Ichigo.">"y-ya?">/flips us the double bird then falls over from laughing for whatever reason/>"Come on man, if you don't lighten up I'll have ta kick ya in the face er something... so, ya bang Hime yet?"
>>33196650Misaki kicking us through buildings...that's pretty awesome, actually.>>33196659What if we Hollow Zangetsu is actually our half brother by Quincy King Zangetsu?
Reminder that Mystery box of kubo is the hardest diffculty.
>>33196613According to my French lessons, my eraser also has a gender, she's female, by the way.
>>33196683Why did we take the Mystery Box? YOU NEVER TAKE THE MYSTERY BOX!We could've gone Full Kubo, but no, we took the Mystery Box! It could've been anything!
>>33196659Then I will love them just as much as if they were Masaki and Isshin.and ship it
>>33196681What if this isn't a reboot but an illusionary world Aizen is keeping Ichigo in.
>>33196650She wouldn't have been doing any of that; she'd have been testing our reflexes by shooting arrows at us with her hand-bows.
>>33196702Yep. I remember Spanish all too well. Just saying that we avoided that shit until she actually was physically female. I believe the gender might have actually been determined by a D2.
>>33196708What if we've been facebooked retroactively?
>>33196731If Ichigo was female I would have been all over that.
>58,31,96>higher successYou hear something akin to a roar in the distance as you keep an eye out as you see a figure in the darkness move around aimlessly- like they’re looking for something.Staring more closely, you see the distinctive black shihakusho of a shinigami and immediately you feel your teeth grit as you watch the figure move around aimlessly. A shinigami. Someone wearing a shinigami’s robes, but you can’t make out more than that at their distance and speed in the dark.Taking a deep breath, you calm yourself down and close the window. It isn’t your problem. It isn’t.Opening your book back up, your try to review a little more.>focus on the books, it isn’t your problem>go investigate>hassle the shinigami>call hat-and-clogs
>>33196630Well shit I mean it's not like I like twincest or anything.
>>33196742Mother of Ywhatch...
>>33196704>/tg/>not taking the Mystery BoxPick one.
GUYS GUYS GUYSLets take a look at that post and the ones beforeWheelchair rampWe're in a clinic still, this may just be for patients but it's notOur father is ordering Orihimes brother aroundHe says "if there's trouble at home"We're doing spirit collecting for Orahara who gets made if we don't meet quota he's building a plot rockIchigo is mad at himself he's doing this for money; potential money trouble?
>>33196743Female Ichigo would be pretty cool. I suppose we could still stumble across some kind of eldritch artifact...or maybe Hime's able to reject us acquiring a Y chromosome instead of an X?
>>33196761>go investigate
>>33196659>What if we have two dads?It's time to become a GANG-STAR.
>>33196761>hassle the shinigamiWe Ichitroll now?
>>33196761>focus on the books, it isn't your problemI wonder if we were raised as a Quincy.
>>33196761>>focus on the books, it isn’t your problem>>go investigateThis, in this order.>>33196787Yes this.
>>33196761>call hat-and-clogsMother fuckers in OUR neighborhood.This an't our problem, but it IS his.
>>33196761>hassle the shinigamiDon't get yourself killed dead man
>>33196761A shinigami killed our parents?we're a quincy-butt?We're a hollow spawn?What does this mean?!!
>>33196761>Go investigate
>>33196761Um...were we raised as a Quincy, because that response doesn't sound pro-Shinigami.>go investigate
>>33196761We troll now.
>>33196761>>hassle the shinigamiWe will Ishida far better than he ever did.
>>33196761>>call hat-and-clogsYo people in muh neighborhood nyicka!
>>33196761>>focus on the books, it isn’t your problemNot our client, not our business.
>>33196761>call hat-and-clogsJust as a heads up to them. I doubt they'd do anything drastic.>go investigateDETECTIVE!
>>33196825It's possible if Mom is alive, she was one in canon after all
>>33196761>>hassle the shinigamiOh yes.
>>33196829We Archer now?
>>33196794>>33196829Ebin troll, simply ebin.
>>hassle the shinigamiIndeed. Ishida, prepare to be outdone.
I wanted to be a mahou shoujo...
>>33196778You know, it's kinda still possible.Ichigo's only 15 and japanese. Late bloomer... or doesn't like the attention, so a haircut and a chest binding...Well, you get the idea. All because she culdn't protect her mother and men are stronger etc etc etc>inb4 everyone loves reverse trap Ichigo and part of the quest is her coming into her femininity because women can be warriors too
>>33196805>>33196827They're shown to be quite a pretentious lot during the substitute arc.There's no reason someone like Ichigo would see them in a favorable light with how they conduct themselves. He's also most likely had a few run ins given his profession.I hope, because I'd still like to potentially run my American Quincy quest at some point
>>33196761>>focus on the books, it isn’t your problem>>go investigate
>>33196857I wouldn't dismiss a quest/whatever with Shirou as a Shinigami with the SWORDSWORDSWORD thing out of hand.
>>33196586What is it with Cosgrove players and hating HQR?
>>33196761>Consider focusing on the books because this isn't our problem?>Call Hat-and-Clogs cuz the boss ought to know what's up.
Call me when and if it's time to operate.
>>33196879>Implying it won't just turn into Yuri Smut Quest.
>>33196904I know, right? I keep them both open simultaneously. KLK too, actually. And Fate Stay/Again if it's running. Oh, and Nasuverse...okay most fandom quests, really.
>>33196879Because hey, it could be possible, right?
>>33196904They play an ultimately heroic Shinigami. Risa is an ultimately bugfuck crazy Hollow.The hate writes itself.
>>33196904Don't start this again.
>>33196903He'd be some fucked up 9/10th Shinigami with the final 1/10 part of him being some zanpaktou-like being.
>>33196857Think so.Saber always wins though...
>>33196857Maybe. We should try for it. >>33196904It's rather... Offhand.
>>33196904I know exactly two things about HQR.1. Ronald Reagan with a killsat is apparently an antagonist.2. That one OP picture with the nice asses. Those are some nice asses, like god damn.If I had more time I'd probably archivebinge it.
>>33196874what if Ishida is a soul reaper?
Posting cutes.
>>33196954lelSaber is shit and only wins because of plot.Archer could win the war in 3 days if he actually tried.
>>33196928>this time around, Ichigo is the smooth operator, and Ishida is the one constantly rolling badly in crucial situations
>>33196952>the final 1/10 part of him being some zanpaktou-like beingA zanpaktou that was experimented on & achieved complete independence & full, constant manifestation?
>>33196904Honestly, my grand sum of Cosgrove was around for like maybe 4-6 threads of PPQ.It's not my fault that the guy did a horrible fucking job of describing HQR.My biggest contribution to a Cosgrove quest was asking wether or not Nick Fury was white or black, and then boggling at someone asking that 'there's a white Nick Fury?'
>>33196947And yet Cos's biggest fanboy whose posted almost 30 times in this thread already is an avid fan of it as well.It takes all kinds.
>>33196960Good idea. So...if we're a quincy, we have a bow. That's a start. We know Zangetsu can create infinite variants of himself from Bankai training. Now all we need is to create Zangetsus in real time and load them into our bow. Also pseudo-suicidal fighting styles.And a proper reality marble, somehow.We're off to a good start.
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>>33196971Ronald Reagan is a parody antagonist from the Parker Quest crossover, I believe. The real antagonist is arguable, but let's just say we have enemies from most religions.
>>33197009>And a proper reality marble, somehow.Bankai. Duh.
SoonSOOOOOOON
>>33196929Well, Exalted Quest needs some competition, right?
>>33197004Oh, of course, but he was asking about tendencies and not individuals.
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>>33197042I liked Rihaku's Bleach Quest over on SB. We got Ishida up to Genocide Tier.
>>33197037Sounds good. We're expansion type now, I guess. Also, Byakuya's Thousands-of-Swords Bankai vs. Unlimited Zangetsu works would be epic.
>>33197084who to the what now?
>>33197037Take hollow transformation to the next level and instead of your soul hollowfying and changing your appearance and shape, he'd push it outwards and manifest the RM.
>>33197084That was fucking fabulous.The power of a tailor > Pride of a quincy.
>>33197086Byakuya "this isn't even my bankai" Kuchiki
>>33197042I fucking hate that entire arc involving that massive flamimg green haired faggot seriously fuck him and whover sanctioned that arc
>>33197097Rihaku is a rather good writer/quest runner over on the spacebattles message board. He had a Bleach Quest with Ishida as the MC. We were able to get him up to the level of OMG and Aizen (at least before Aizen releases bankai *which we found out what it was))>>33197104I still hold out hope he'll pick that quest back up.
>>33197097Ishida was the MC of a quest over on Spacebattles. Everyone dumped everything into his skill as a tailor, which made him max out those chakra threads by another name I can't remember right now, and let bleach power scaling take care of the rest.His fight with fucking Byakuya is flat out one of the best I have ever read in a quest.
>>33196978The MYSTERY BOX is still full of KUBO, i.e. PLOT.
>>33197009>>33197037Good planning so far.
>>33197084>>33197104I'd ask about a link but wasn't there something about Space Battles - I assume that's what was meant by 'SB' - imploding or something?
>>33197067
My favourite Bleach Quest is the Bleach/Ishida Quest's Ichigo Quest Omake. In Ishida Quest, Ishida managed to out powerlevel Ichigo, and wound up having Ichigo as his sidekick, Ichigo quest was basically a what-if from the perspective of our NPC Ichigo, and what the reactions would be if he was actually the PC.Fuck, it's really hard to describe.>>33197084>>33197104Muh Mexians.
>>33197143It got better. I'll hunt for the story only thread for you.
>>33197143Nah, that got fixed. It's running fine.
>>33197135>>33197128Interesting. Archive link?Ishida's one of my favorite characters... although I blame it on my having archery as a hoby and then finding out about bleach. I lost my shit when he showed up in the anime
>>33197143Meh, they are always having technical difficulties. If you mean the shitstorm over mods that happened a while ago, didn't pay any attention to that.I'm going through the story thread to find the Byakuya fight right now.
>>33197163Much appreciated.
>>33197143SB seems to finally gotten the dumbass to relinquish the server.>>33197163Got it for you.http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/bleach-quest-story-only-thread.283295/
>>33197143There were two things that could refer to.The first was a kerfluffle about the super-mods demoting one of the other mods without just cause, and the forum took issue with that, and led to a splinter forum.The second was the hard drive filling up, but that got fixed, and we're getting a new server sometime soonish
>>33197104Aizen, new hollowfriends, and the mantle of command is better than m-muh friend faggots, Aizen is da bad evul guy bullshit, not depowering Ichigo when he starts trying to kill people like a hollow
>>33197174http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/bleach-quest-story-only-thread.283295/
>>33197143>>33197163http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/bleach-quest-story-only-thread.283295/>>33197189Thank you kindly.It is also recommended to read the fan content. Ichigo Quest is hilarious.
>>33197189>>33197201>>33197205Thanks for the links.
>>33197205I know right, It was my favourite part, really.
>>33197205>>33197201>>33197189I'll check it out this weekend. Thanks!
>>33197158It was fucking bullshit how he always passive aggressively pushes for less character interaction and abandoning our friends. Just come out and fucking say it already.And they all jump on board and the next thing you know 'going with Aizen to save our friends' turns to 'KILL ICHIGO AND HIS DAD HURHURHUR'.
>>33197189>>33197201>>33197205I'm glad you're so based /tg/. You've restored alot of my faith in you.
>>33197158That pic is one of the most based moments in the whole story.>>33197229Just enjoy the read. There is so much greatness in there.
>>33197174While you're there. you may want to check out Jounin Quest as well, also by rihaku. It also has the nice side benefit of being completed
>>33197143Some butthurt mod was kicked off with the staff trying to let him save face by saying he wanted to leave or something, he cried, posted about it, got people riled up. That snowballed into having a new forum created with all of his fans yelling about the apocalypse of SB to get people to leave, or something.
>>33197259I was in those threads. Now I'm paranoid about if I know you or something.>>33197277PARANIOA INTENSIFIES
>>33197277As far as i know the only quest on the whole board to end organically. With a happy ending to boot.
>>33197289I don't usually namefag, but when i do it's with a name I use on almost every site on the internet.
>mystery box of kubo... pic related
>>33197293Yeah, its one of like two-three.I never liked it much though...despite loving almost all the various Naruto quests. Maybe I should give it another try...
>>33197312You're worse than normal namefags.
>>33197312Oh why hello there person I know. Let us never speak of this again.
The biggest problem I had with Bleach Quest was People voting for SkyfatherI mean c'mon, you guys were CONSTANTLY bitching about b-but Urahara, and then when we FINALLY get a chance to completely shut him down, everyone votes on MORE POWAH instead>>33197277Fuck Jounin Quest, ending was stupid and anti-climactic as fuck. You guys fucking deserved having Shikamaru dying, for assuming that the Chuunin Exams were going to follow canon exactly, and deciding to fuck around in Mist. I fucking warned you assholes!
>>33197332Is that even possible.>>33197347Sure.
>>33197350I usually hated the more power choice too. I wanted the energy absorption choice.
>>33197361>Is that even possible.Fluffbringer is proof it is possible.
>>33197319But nice things DO happen! They're just surrounded by a terrible thing wrapper.
>>33197350This MOAR power guys were fucking retarded 'oh we'll not do bad thing' and then 'WE CAN DO IT LATER I PROMISE' BUT THEN FUCKING 'KILL THEM, SEAL ICHIGO'S POWERS PROVE THEM RIGHT ABOUT ALL THE BAD THINGS' 'IT'S OKAY WHEN WE DO IT' okgdv hj hb FUCK ALL THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK
>>33197350I assume you're referring to SB? I don't recall anything resembling that in FULL KUBO Bleach Quest.
>>33197407>FluffbringerFucking hell I hope it's past that mouthbreather's bedtime.
You sit there for a moment, tapping the open page of your book with your phone before closing the book and pocketing the phone. Sneaking on out, you pull out your phone and cue up a song saved on it before getting close to the shinigami who is nearing your house, maxing the volume as you approach as the shinigami pauses and looks over at your for a second and sees you staring stonily.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEClCAFjYHgNow that you’re close enough, you can see that the shinigami is a short girl with shoulder-length black hair. “Over the music, you keep an eye on as she does some tests and confirms that, yes, you are watching her.“We don’t want your kind around here, Shinigami. You should go back to where you came from.”Her eyes widen as you keep a stony, calm façade as she looks a bit wary.“You… are a Quincy?”Cocking an eyebrow, you let the song end and pocket the phone as you start walking off. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m just an average person who hates Shinigami. That’s all.”The girl’s following you, somewhat irate. “First off, that’s a lie. If you can see me, then that means you’re far from ordinary. Secondly-”You ignore her as you hear the howling again, closer. “What’s that?”She pauses as you hear it again. “What’s what?… The hollow!”And then you feel the presence again, behind you, as you hear something in your home crash loudly, even from the outside. You hear the girl mutter something as you feel yourself being forced to your knees from sheer power as your arms forced themselves behind your back as you stare at the girl, who has withdrawn her sword.“Stay here.”>roll 1d100, best of three. DC50/80
>>33197436Yeah SB. We're all just waiting for Cos anyway.>>33197411Oh, trust me I agree very much.
>>33197463Nope, it's in False Dendrite right now.
>>33197228Ichigo was an autist who couldn't wrap his mind around not being able to solve problems by yelling and willing shit to happen. He was dicking around with a strong and malicious hollow with that attitude. People wanted him depowered so he would stop being a threat to the civilians he almost murdered.Isshin should've been depowered as well and dropped of at Karakura. Though killing makes perfect sense. Ishida accepted command of the beings he wantonly slaughtered. Going "LOL you can go after you killed my subordinates" is completely retarded.
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>>33197411Yes, I know what you mean, but drop it. HARD.That bullshit was one of the main things that killed the first Bleach Quest. Let it rest eternally, and look to the future. We'll recover what awesomeness we can through our decisions.Like befriending Chizuru.
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>>33197497Guess we are getting up anyway.Barely.
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>>33197504Too bad your time was past
>>33197497Damn it! Why couldn't you have rolled 5 points lower?
>>33197401>>33197411>>33197467This is why I still visit /tg/Someone fucking gets it.>>33197503>>33197504HAHAOHWOW
>>33197465A bit more adversarial this time around.Okay.
>>33197534Oh, are we aiming to fail as badly as original BQ? My bad.
>>33197527I think we're just crawling after her, still bound by the kido.
>>33197522I thought what killed Cosgrove's Bleach Quest was it seemed like Old Man Zangetsu forced us into a no-win situation, with our options being either embrace our full power and become Emiya/face the wrath of Yamamoto, or give up our power and watch Aizen kill everyone we care about because we wanted to have friends.
>>33197528Sorry friend. First three. Maybe we'll be able to nab first five in the future.>>33197475Curses. At least we seem to have escaped its notice for now.
>>33197401The fact that we made Orihime help us get all that power knowing she wouldn't refuse and that we could both die doing it, and then betraying them right after promising Yoruchi we'd be her student and not ever betray her or them makes me so fucking mad. We were even becoming friends with Ichigo.And then we decided to be Aizen's baby sitter. Then we get mad as hell when Ichigo and Orihime desperately try to get power ups with no help since Urahara and Yoruchi run the fuck away. We made both Yoruchi and Orihime cry.I have no idea why they were even trying to save us after that.>>33197479No anon you are the autist. Fuck off and kill a small animal, maybe that will bleed off the edge a bit. Or would you rather relax by going on one of /b/'s gore threads? Something to mellow out a bit?Go fucking kill yourself and save the rest of us from having to read the filth that comes out of your mouth, you sack of shit.
Well now, isn't this interesting?ultra bro status with Ishida inbound
Fucking Bleach quest in SB was awesome but there some retarded decisions and scaremoging.But the power choice was right. In Bleach, without power, you are nothing.Also for this quest.>Implying that Ichigo and Uryuu isn't the last battle of the quest.
>>33197565More likely we're able to move now, but our hands are still bound.No hands, Rider Kicking only, final destination.
>>33197573Pretty fucking much. Also the full power of ichigo might have killed his friends...or prevented him from returning to his body.And Old man genocide will be on our ass.>>33197534Fuck you.
>>33197578And now I'm going to push for getting him to be full homo with us.
>>33197573Yeah...you know, I think I misunderstood what I was responding to. I thought that was what they were talking about...rather embarrassing.
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>>33197576>implying Ishida isn't a weird Shinigami mutant in this verse
>>33197536If you're one of the SB-anons I'd love to talk sometime.
>>33197465>Being that mean to such a cute pocket sizd murder ghostc'mon Ichigo...
>>33197576>>33197575You glanced at him, and averted your eyes. “You wouldn’t understand, Kurosaki. Forget about me, all of you. Nobody pushed me into this. I joined of my own accord.”Kurosaki narrowed his eyes, turned his head. And then, for some reason, understanding flashed across his features. That understanding swiftly turned into sorrow, and then swiftly building rage. He jerked his face down, two hands now on his blade, and slowly began to tremble. Clouds of dust swirled around him as his reiatsu intensified, nearly doubling his usual strength. What the hell?“You son of a bitch...” he began, voice a feral growl. “You absolute son of a bitch, Ishida...”
>>33197652>Not posting the part afterwardsGo shove a knife up your anus.
HOLD ONHOLD THE /FUCK/ ON!No where did Cosgrove say our dad was Isshin... and we have a clinic. You know who else was a doctor and had a thing for Ichigos mom and hates Shinigami?
>>33197673Let's not spoil too much for the anon who will be reading it.Otherwise I totally would have posted excerpts from a couple fights.
>>33197682Oh wow.
>>33197682
>>33197682...Aizen?
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>>33197682Yeah, that occurred to me. On the other hand, us looking like Ichigo is unlikely if we're Ryuuken's son.
>>33197682>>33197695This totally means that Zangetsu could be our white haired brother.
>>33197682 So Isshin died after saving a depowered Misaki. Katagiri slipped into her coma and died, so Ryuken married Misaki after everyone is dead and buried...fuck, we're brother second cousins with Ishida now...hilarious
>>33197682Well shit
>>33197702Let's not even bring up that possibility. That would make us time-traveling Keigo's son. Scary stuff.
>>33197673>>33197685He's right, need to leave something for them to read. That was just a taste.
That's part of it.If you ever have to avert your eyes, its because you did something shameful.Ishida took the lesser path there.WE COULD HAVE HAD VIZARD!BYAKUYA, AND VIZARD!YOURICHI.BUT FUCK THAT.LET'S JOIN AIZEN!FUCKERS.
>16,31,54>lower dc minimum successThe girl walks off as you try to call for her to stop, to undo whatever she just did. Struggling against the unknown force upon you, you stumble to your feet and slowly chase after her into your own home. Its exhausting to have to fight fucking super gravity as you drag yourself into your home only to be met with the sight of Karin and your father on the ground, bloodied and unresponsive.Grasping for strength, you force yourself forward towards the next room, where you see Yuzu’s barely conscious form spot you. “..run…ichi-nii…”As her eyes close, you feel something twist within you painfull as you see a large monster holding the last member of your family. Unconscious and unresponsive, Kurosaki Masaki rest limply in the monster’s hand as the shinigami girl stands there, doing NOTHING. Like always.Gritting your teeth, you try to free yourself.Try to do something.Anything.>roll me 1d100, best of 3. DC 50/80
>>33197725Well, that's actually perfectly possible. Absolutely terrifying.
>>33197746We gave back the fucking scarf.
>>33197705Isshin impregnated Misaki and then got killed and Ryuuken got with her and ended up raising Ichigo.
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>>33197722The three brothers; Ichigo the temperamental troubled youth, Ishida the smart but cold voice of reason, and "Zangetsu" the overly aggressive and sarcastic party guy
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Rolled 43>>33197753>Karin and your father>everyone else is named>Ryuuken's our dad, but we don't know Ishida? Hmm...
>>33197766>>33197770>>33197771Baller
>>33197786If Ryuuken married Misaki Ishida might have never been born.
>>33197766>>33197770>>33197771Something is going to die. Again.
>>33197753MOOOOOM
>>33197753Well that torpedos>>33197682right quick
>>33197770Awwww yea.
>>33197575>the edgeSaving lives by taking away a WMD from someone who isn't stable is edgy now? This has to be bait, but I'll bite anyway.And depowering a Shinigami that came to kidnap Ishida and while coming to do that, killed a bunch of his subordinates is edgy? I wasn't saying killing him is the bestest option I'd pick everytiem, just that I could understand people considering it. Wow, what a surprise - voluntarily taking up command means you don't let an enemy go after he kills your men to depower and kidnap you.Why are you so asshurt anyway? This was like half a year ago and it seems like you're taking it pretty personal.It's nothin' personal, kid.
>>33197753>KILL IIIIIIIT
>>33197817Not quite.>your father on the ground
>>33197770>>33197771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc
>>33197766>>33197770>>33197771Time to save Mom
>>33197832Try harder.
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>>33197850Wrong theme, brah.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkakIQAIdsM
Why is A quest? From SB being discussed here and starting a shitstorm?
>>33197804Unless Katagiri got pregnant first, gave birth to Ishida, then died afterwards.So, we'd have a half brother Ishida.
>>33197864No. Don't you DARE fucking say that. I will end you somehow.Mmaybe he's our brother... or maybe even a shinigami? WHO KNOWS BUT HE'S AROUND R-RIGHT?!
>>33197578>But the power choice was rightExcept the half the playerbase was in complete paralysis about anything on some off-chance Urahara might do something to us.We had a chance to completely negate that, and every said 'Fuck that, I still want to be scared of Urahara!"Seriously, when you're Achilles, you fix that goddamn weakness on your heel, not make yourself 50% stronger, instead.
>>33197873Because the Bleach Quest playerbase is dog shit. There's a good reason Cosgrove dropped it like a rock, and I'm sure this thread is reminding him.
Are we in autosage?
>>33197892He recon idiot. Everything is now different. Nothing is the same.
>>33197873Boredom between Cos posts.>>33197892He's non-existent Jim.
>>33197873Because it was a fabulous bleach quest, with a very very contentious decision made towards the end. We are just waiting for Cos to write Ichigo fucking up a hollow anyways.
>>33197903Let's not say that when the true twists of our new 'verse has yet to be revealed, hm?
>>33197873Because muh drama.
>>33197878And then say Isshin saved mom and died and then we have some sort of weird psudo blue exorcist thing going on with Ishida if he's alive.Also lets stop talking about this other bleach quest. Remember the golden rule of questing: Don't start shitstorms.
>>33197906And figure out who's our father. (It's Don Kanoji)
>>33197863Whew. For a moment there I was worried you might have an actual opinion and that post wasn't just bait. I might've seen things from a perspective other than my own, that's pretty scary y'know.
>>33197925Especially since, you know, if Yuzu and Karin exist than Uryuu should as well, since Yuzu and Karin mean Isshin and Masaki were together more than long enough for Uryuu to be born.This ain't Fire Emblem.
>>33197934>Don Kanoji...which explains why we are in the spirit business to begin with! It all fits!
>>33197939I think I know who you are.And I still fucking hate you completely. Unless you're Hymn. Then I still love you.
>>33197950Maybe it is.Myssssterrrryy Boooxx
>>33197873Gotta do something between the updates, broski.Saves the hassle of alt-tabbing every few mintues or so.>>33197965Nobody from SB posts on /tg/, everyone knows that they disdain /tg/ for being such a pleblian website!
>>33198007Im here, tough im lurking this thread right now because the Hype made me unable to do much coherent thinking right now.
>70, 92,91>Normal Higher Success methttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxUMOMLHcvYYou struggle against the bonds dragging you to your knees. As you feel the girl reinforce whatever she put on you. Staring forward, you feel no different than you did on that day.Chasing after that girl, the next thing you remember is your mother’s bloody form smiling down at you.“…Are you alright, Ichigo?”And then her collapsing in a bloody mess, with only you and her on the side of the road in the rain. At that time, you saw them. The black robed figures appear looking over you and your mother. “Another pair of victims, it seems. Guess we were too late. Fisher got some more victims, but hey, we aren‘t amongst ‘em.”You couldn’t see their face, but you could hear the casual dismissal in his voice. Just written off. Save her. Save her damn it. And, finally, someone finally stumbled upon the two of you, just a passing pedestrian.She didn’t wake up for years. You couldn’t forgive those responsible. Those shinigami.And yourself.Gritting your teeth, so hard you think you gums might bleed, you pull on all the strength you can grab. Anything. Everything.You can’t face her, how could you. But…You won’t let it happen again in front of your eyes as you feel the invisible bindings on you break as you stagger to your feet, exhausted as you see the Shinigami girl get swatted to the side, you see it clench your mother in its hand as he lets out an unconscious groan.“…Let go of my mother you BASTARD!”>roll me 1d100, best of 3. DC90
>>33197872Your shameful acts cannot be hidden.
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>>33198029>DC 90Well shit.
>>33197965Eh, I didn't post all that much minus just voting. And though IIRC, I skimmed posts rather than read through such a quick moving thread, I did see plenty of people shitfli- I mean, in heated arguments. I suppose any one of those could've been you. Didn't expect anyone to still be upset though. I can't even remember half the stuff I went for.
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Rolled 18>>33198056Oh shit anon, let me suck your dick
>>33198060Um...>>33198056
>>33198029>DC90Fuck you, I'm not even going to bother to roll.
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>>33198056Ahhahahahahaha.Probably not enough, but still.
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>>33198056Thank you based anon. So glad I mistyped those dice just now.
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>>33198056Yiissss Thank you Based anon!!!
>>33198056I'm such a glorious fucker.
>>33198056FUCK YES ANON!
>>33198056Hollllllleeeee fucking shitttttttttttttttttGG NO MUTHAFUCKAN RE
>>33198029Fuck, I forgot how good that song was.
>>33198056You beautiful bastard.
maybe I should not have told SV about bleach quest being alive again
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>>33198056RAGE AGAINST THE SYSTEM
>>33198134Duh, but too late now. At least this is a one-shot, not an actual reboot.
>>33198029>that songIs it just me, or does it sound a lot like a certain arrangement of Thanatos?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiYDG1dYD1A
>>33198134I followed this from Twitter so not entirely your fault.
>>33198134Faggot, that was me. unless you posted somewhere other than the bleach international (Full on Amercia) Quest.
>>33198056Hollow nigga, let me tell your bitch ass all about Blut.
>>33198125>Fisher got some more victims, but hey, we aren‘t amongst ‘emWow. Fuck you, Shinigami.
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>>33198134You just fucking destroyed my smile
>>33198143i-it's not?Oh.
>>33198125>>33198152Sorry. Meant to reply to Cos, obviously.
>>33198156NO FEAR, NO PAIN
>>33198149Indeed, it was on NSMS's bleach Quest.Now I must look for you so that we can be faggots together.
>>33198161You can't really think Cosgrove was planning to subject himself to this again, right? He can barely muster up the will to run PPQ nowadays.
>>33198160Whooops.
>>33198184That's mostly because he works for slave driver's. I was honestly surprised he was running tonight.
>>33198184>>33198134Until such time as Cosgrove calls it, we will act as though the quest intends to continue onI don't see a "One shot" anywhere. Do you?
>>33198200If you are who i think you are you should be forgiven everything.
>43,76,95>Minimal successRunning at it, you slam into it with your shoulder before attacking the arm what holds your mother in its claw-like hand. Pulling all the strength you can manage into your foot, you kick you at the arm as you hear it roar in anger, as you fall forward to catch her, using your body as a shield from the ground. Rolling to cover her, you hear the thing roar as its giant hand grabs you and throws you into a wall. Screaming in pain, you slump down, vision blurring and fading as you see the monster being attacked by the shinigami again.Someone.Anyone.Please.Is this all the strength I have?I…I want to be stronger. Rain hits your face in the form of a heavy downpour as you feel yourself falling, no being pulled downwards. Opening your eyes, you see black storm clouds and tall building in a world that’s been flooded by the rain. When it began, who can say?You feel yourself being pull in opposing ways.You reach towards the>[ ]Black Clouds>[ ]White sea
>>33198253Believe what you want, anon. I'll enjoy your tears as much as Cos will when he announces it's a one-shot.
>>33198285>[ ]Black Clouds
>>33198285>>[ ]White sea
>>33198285>>[ ]White seaTrue Zangetsu bro where you at?
>>33198285>[ ]White sea
>>33198285>[x]White seaAt least we saved Momasaki
>>33198285>[x]Black Clouds
>>33198285OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT WE WE DO
>>33198285Uh.... Uhhhhhhhh.Shit, I have no idea.>[ ]black clouds
>>33198285>[ ]White seaNow the question becomes, is this Qunicy powers (white being their color), or is it our Shinigami powers (white being True Zangetsu's color)?
>>33198285>Grey earthFailing that, the sea.
>>33198285>[ ]Black CloudsTHE KURO IN KUROSAKI MEANS BLACK
On one hand if this is what I think it is, I really want to chill with Hichigo again... Hollow/Quency... mmmmOn the other... impression of ghost hitler... full quency and probably awesome shadow powers and maybe even a letter...I leave this call to you /tg/
>>33198333>implying it's not hollow powers
>>33198285>>[ ]Black Clouds
>>33198285>[X]Black Clouds
>>33198285>[x]Black CloudsYeah i dont have a reason for choosing this
>[ ]White SeaEh, don't want to awaken Ywach soon, but Blut is awesome.
>>33198347>Hichigo>Quencyshit nigger what are you doing
>>33198285>>[ ]Black CloudsGo for black!
>>33198285>[ ]Black CloudsZANGETTTTSSSSSUUUUUUUUBROOOOOO
>>33198285>[x]White sea
Would you so eagerly turn your back on your true lineage?
>>33198285>>[ ]White seaThis should be different enough.(Even though Misaki's alive Isshin still has that poster of her.)
>>33198285>>[X]Black CloudsWhich ever this one.
>>33198285>[X]White sea>>33198342But the name of the story is BLEACH
Or will you embrace your true nature? Your animal instinct?
>>33198285[ ]Black Clouds
>>33198285Okay, so I assume the white sea is Hollow, seeing as the rain is our sorrow/rage, and the water was obviously a result of said rain.
>>33198364He was a hollow that got pressed into a zanpakuto somehow... that whole chapter didn't really make much sense.
>>33198285>[ ]Black CloudsI just want to chill with Zangetsu, otherwise I would have gone with white clouds.
>>33198401But in terms of spirit threads, black is assoicated with hollows.
>>33198378>(Even though Misaki's alive Isshin still has that poster of her.)Isn't it a poster from when she was acting or something? That doesn't seem unusual to have on the wall. Just showing off his wife's accomplishments probably.
>>33198285 >[x]White sea
>>33198391That actually refers to the fact that Ichi's hair is meant to be that funny color asian peoples' hair turns when they bleach it, in spite of him not bleaching it.
>>33198285>>[X]Black Clouds
>>33198285>[X]White sea.
what if Zangetsu was transported accross the reboot and he's our origional?
>>33198285>white seaGood to have you back cosgrove
>>33198441argggghI just wanna spend time with Zangetsu, he's our twin.
>>33198444He still praises it even though she's sitting at the table. She kind of ignores him and let's him do it. She's that based wife that knows her husband's crazy but let's him do that stuff anyway because it makes him happy.
>>33198371Wrong way.The clouds are the old man's cloak of shadows.Maybe.Honestly it's probably two completely different power sets.
>I fucking hate shinigami fags>SUP BROSIF?! I'M YOUR ZANPAKUTO!>W-what?>HELL YA NIGGA YOU PART SHINIGAMI!>FFFFFFFFFFFFFF->I fucking hate useless ass shinigami>Then it seems you've come to the right place...>Who are->Look into your heart, you already know who I am...
Wow, that was either exactly or almost a tie, by my count.
>>33198503Shinigami or Quincy, I'm betting
>>33198490She's totes also crazy though.>Your mom will never point blank one-handedly shoot a hollow in the head as it's biting her.
>>33198450It's also a reference to how White is the Japanese funeral color.Pretty sure he originally wanted to call the comic White or something.
>>33198513The hollow is also our zanpakuto. the quincy is a quincy ability.
>>33198415That's what Zanpaktou are. Mass-produced hollows that Oetsu hammered into the form of Asauchi.Probably the fate of the Blanks or what really happens to hollows killed by zanpaktou.
>>33198528Ichigo is surprisingly sane given the two suppliers of his genetic code.
>>33198530screw it>White Seaplease be Zangetsu
>>33198529White is associated with the supernatural in general. Generally, people wearing white are seen as straddling the boundary between the spiritual and physical. A Miko, for example.Holy shit, I totally want Ichigo to meet a shrine maiden at some point now.
>>33198555Pretty fucking much. Then again, Ichigo grew the fuck up when his mom died and he had to take care of his sister.He also doing ghost job for cash, so his family might have a finicial situation.
>>33198298>>33198325>>33198332>>33198342>>33198355>>33198356>>33198357>>33198358>>33198365>>33198371>>33198379>>33198394>>33198400>>33198419>>33198422>>33198430>>33198453>>33198456Black (18)>>33198474>>33198467>>33198457>>33198447>>33198425>>33198395>>33198391>>33198378>>33198376>>33198360>>33198345>>33198333>>33198329>>33198327>>33198318>>33198315>>33198310>>33198307>>33198305White (19)
>>33198598Wow, that's really close.
>>33198490When asked why she puts up with Isshin's antics, Misaki simply replies "He makes me laugh", with a smile."
>>33198576>in generalTo be clear, I mean this in reference to Japan, not the entire world.
Rolled 96>>33198576Sacred Jewel Quest crossover?
>>33198576Sacred Jewel crossover when?
>>33198598Makes me want to delete my vote, see what happens.
I JUST WANTED TO BE GREY.
>>33198514So. Grey earth, right?
>>33198576Sailor Mars/Rei expy?
Rolled 93>>33198285>Grey Earth
Anybody insane enough to count votes?
>>33198610>>33198613Fuck that noise
>>33196414do you really care?
>>33198617>>33198626If cosgrove allows it I'd retract my vote for grey.
>>33198610>>33198613But we're not a shrine maiden; we're a "battle priestess"
>>33198626No, this.
>>33198650I don't.
>>33198631Would certainly be time-appropriate, what with the Moon reboot airing in less than five hours and then throughout the year.
Alright then.Grey Earth
>>33198654We do have a Zanpakuto, however, in addition to sacred powers.
>>33198652>[x] Grey mist.
>>33198639A simple ctrl-f tells me White sea barely won
>>33198683Wait, when the fuck did that happen? I've missed the last few.
>>33198662>living humanIsn't he dead due to having his chain broken or whatever it was?
>>33198662...Ichigo is so fucked up.
>>33198662Anon what the fuck am I looking at?
>>33198687But that came after Cos said he was writing.
>>33198703It's like someone couldn't commit to a spec and just decided to say fuck it and multiclass and the DM just let him get away with godamn everything.
>>33198709Ichigo power.All of that shit was forshadowed in the first fucking volume.
>>33198709The glory of Kubo.
>>33198709An abomination that never should have been born.
>>33198705It came well after Cos called that he was writing.
>>33198662>wtf am I looking at>Makes more sense than PGQ family tree
>>33198709Ichigo's powerset.
>>33198720Jesus, what's wrong with me tonight? Meant to reply to >>33198705
>>33198697Thread 9 gave us a choice between a Zanpakuto and a Stand. We picked Zanpakuto. Hasn't actually manifested yet though.
>>33198725Well, his troubles ARE threefold.
>>33198709BLEACH™
WHO'S READY FOR THREAD TWO?
>>33198754Sleep is for the weak.Sucks I live on East Coast.
>>33198741Damn; a stand would have been cool, but I guess the zanpakuto fits more in line with the original lore of the quest. Quess I'll have to play catch up this weekend.
>>33198754We've still got two pages to go through before 404, and it's 2am. There's no need for another thread.
>>33198709An explanation for why Ichigo has access to every possible power from every possible power set....clearly the "living human" bit is going to save his ass at the end.
>>33198764NYC represent. Thank you NYC. for the best tap water in the world.
>>33198764Dude, I'm going to Korea in less than five hours. For a year. I'm gonna be all fucked up on questing.
>>33198754Jesus, I've been around for PPQ, this is glorious
>>33198764I feel ya bro. Well, not really, but I sympathize with it basically being 2 in the goddamn morning already.
You reach out towards the white sea, as you’re sunk into it. Amidst the waters, you think you see a skull with glowing yellow eyes staring at you, its bleached grin almost mocking, as you feel power flood into you.Opening your eyes, you feel power flooding into your body as you stagger to your feet. It’s missing something- incomplete, not nearly done, it needs more- and when your hand closes around a blue coin a blade blade of energy, if you could call it that, forms in your empty hand as you surge forward. The blunt edge smashyes into the monster, knocking it down, as the shinigami staggers over and finally cuts its mask in two. As it vanishes, you see that she’s saying something, but you can’t hear anything.Only white noise.Your strength, completely drained, makes your body as heavy as a mountain as you collapse like a puppet with its strings cut. You see the girl stagger over with a limp before she, too, fall over, as you fall unconscious. Waking up, you find yourself staring at your ceiling. As you sit up, sore and aching, you look around at the clock- finding that its morning. A dream?No.That was to unreal to be a dream.As you try to figure out what to do, the door cracks open as Yuzu peaks her head in and perks up. “Ah, Ichigo IS here, dad!”You glance over at Yuzu who seems completely unharmed as you hear movement in the house.>[ ]grab emergency bag, flee to school.>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.
>>33198803>See what happened.
>>33198789except for moontime quests. Which ones are those again?
>>33198803>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.
>>33198803>[x]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.This isn't the time to be scared Ichigo
>>33198803>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.Time to see how things are with our family.
>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.Soooo.....Ichigo manifested a Fullbring?
>>33198803>>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.Fuck that shinigami memory modification.
>>33198784Sorry, I'm from the dirty wasteland of NJ.>>33198789You have my pity. That's going to be in the middle of the day there isn't?
Rolled 1>>33198803>Fullbring rather than QuencyWell this will be interesting.Also, lets flip for it shall we?>[1]grab emergency bag, flee to school.>[2]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.
>>33198803>[X]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.
>>33198803>see what happened despite everything
>>33198803>>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.
>>33198803>>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run....is the thread even going to last long enough for a vote at this rate?
>>33198803>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.Wait, why would our instincts be telling us to run?Also, let's not flee to school. How do we know it's not a Saturday, after all?
>>33198803>>[X]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.>captcha is seaman bctiven
>>33198803[]see what happened
>>33198803>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you torun.
>>33198855>Quency
>>33198803>>[ ]See what happened, despite everything in your body wanting you to run.Oh Saturdays where would I be without you?
>>33198789>going to Korea in five hours for a yearWell what a coincidence. Army or Air Force?
>>33198867Remember how Orihime's brother asked us if we where having problems at home?And how reluctant Ichigo is to spend time there?Dad's probably not such a nice guy.
>>33198847>>33198855Fullbring is what happens when humans reach into their trace amounts of Hollow power so it adds up.Especially since, with Masaki still alive, we never inherited her part of the Seal.
>>33198803>Run like the mother fucking wind!>double back to grab bad and clothes...
>>33198890>Isshin being abusivedont even fucking dare
>>33198898>>33198890It could just be that our home life is uncomfortable, not that our dad is abusive. Tension could come from a lot of places.
>>33198890Or, we somehow feel even more guilty now, even though Masaki is alive.Maybe because it didn't give us RESOLVE or a desire to protect our sisters.Like without her dead, we might still be kind of a crybaby.
