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Before you can reply Jager stretches, dark hands and foot exiting your fluffy cocoon. She pushes herself out of your fluff with a bleary eye and she seems to just soak in the atmosphere for a little while. You stay under your tails and sniggle against Jager’s arm as she seems to suddenly start to panic. “You don’t think- Hey, this isn’t what you are thinking.” She explains.

“Huh.” Shiba replies, evidently unconvinced.

Jager tries to pull herself up but your arm draped over her lap makes her stop. “Don’t make that face. That isn’t a face of someone who accepts a situation like explained.”

“No, it’s fine. You’ll get no judgments from me. Sure, I guess it makes sense; I’m just a bit surprised I didn’t notice it. Guess my gay-dar is broken.” She says. “Should I leave you two alone or?”

“No, that isn’t what happened. We were just sleeping because I was feeling down about that whole ship thing.” Jager explains.

“Just sleeping huh? Without pants?” Shiba asks.

You stretch your legs outside of your tails and you feel Jager pat your head.

“Where are your pants?” She wonders.

“Inventory goes out when I sleep to take care of the carious criminal enterprises she or he is in charge of. They always fold themselves back up when they come back.” You explain.

“Right. So you were feeling down and Risa caught you on the rebound? Thought you were a tougher nut to crack than that. So how was she?” Shiba asks, and you are finally awake enough to detect the hint of teasing in her voice.

“You are just trying to make me mad now aren’t you? Tell her Risa.” Jager commands.

You pop your head above your tails and look at Shiba. “We made love.” You explain.

“And what do you think that means?” Jager continues, used to your inability to understand most speech in the same way normal people do.
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You tilt your head one way, then the other. “It means we hugged and little heart emotes shot out of my brain place, but only the reader could see them.” You finish ducking back under your tails.

“Sure, I'll be keep it to myself. No worries, mum’s the word. Make sure you grab a shower after, don't want anyone to smell it on ya. Anyway, just wanted to see if ya had any ideas bout some science people.” Shiba explains turning and you feel Jager start to heat up.

“Hold on, I think you are still misunderstanding. Hey!” Jager says after her, but is unable to get up as you hug her around the waist.

You stay like that for an hour more before you finally get up. Jager is back in her military fatigue type outfit and just as you said your pants and Inventory are folded up neatly on a chair. You get dressed and…

[] Look for more gods or something supernatural to eat.
[] You said you would take Jager out shopping right? Let’s have a right girl’s day of it all.
[] Go see someone else at the shrine
[] Other, please specify

As always questions, concerns, comments, etc for the first little bit.
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>>33168415
>[] Look for more gods or something supernatural to eat.

we're on a deadline

and AE pastebin!

>>33168415
>[] You said you would take Jager out shopping right? Let’s have a right girl’s day of it all.

Recharge our joy and delight

>>33168415
[x] You said you would take Jager out shopping right? Let’s have a right girl’s day of it all.
[x] Other, please specify
Find 47; tell him that he is now part of the science team. Oh, and find Lola.

>>33168415
>[x] You said you would take Jager out shopping right? Let’s have a right girl’s day of it all.

Delegate the supernatural/god hunt to 42 or something. Risa of all people can find these things by trolling around on the fucking 1998 internet of all places. Surely someone less crazy/retarded would be able to pull off something amazing.

Or it would just mess with whoever we made to do the task and that's funny all on its own.

>>33168415
>You said you would take Jager out shopping right? Let’s have a right girl’s day of it all.

We should also bring along Ryoko.... If Shiba tells her that we 'made love' with Jager, she will be right pissed with us....
We can totally make it a threesome, though Ryoko and Jager would be the only ones who have an actual idea of what is supposed to happen while Risa creates several Cicadas and covers the others in her tails....

>>33168460
Intro stuff:

>http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P

>>33168494
42? You have no idea of how to find Lola.

>>33168415
Maybe ask Mari and Natsuki if they know any Quincy/Fallen that are good with science and won't also try to kill us all?

Ok. Science people.

Who even are the various science people?

>Bastidores
Got nuclear kingfisher'd
>Lilith
Is way too expensive, working for other people, and is a bit of a cunt who wants to torment/torture Sin-Fin.
>Mendel
Is Mendel
>Shinigami science guy
Did that nigga ever even really exist or was it always Loki? Sheeeiiiiiit. Even if he was ever actually a real, he probably dead now.
>Jager
Was probably a science person in the past. I have no clue how much of it she remembers. Anyway, she deserves better. The position of "Risa's Science Person" is a death trap.
>Amp
Crazy. Also dead. I suppose there might be more clones depending on which backstory is true, but fuck that.

So I guess we're just going to have to make our next search for a science person instead of a thing to eat. And hope that they're actually viable because god damn it's hard to find a nigga that knows his way around a lab.

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>3 pastebins fics
>2 for zero
>I assume the Lupinor one was for a discount because we're still at 12SPXP
>Sadism bros will cockblock any other power from getting through first
>vote to go shopping

Sometimes I just don't understand you guys

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“Right then, we need to get you some new skirts.” You explain as the voices in your head begin their deadly dance.

“What? Right now?” Jager asks.

You nod happily. “Course, no time like the present, and we can grab some of the other blokes and have a girl’s day of it.” Lasses are girls. “Lasses. Girls. Look, I become a giant tentacle monster of organs, meat, claws, and teeth, genders still sort of muck me up.”

“Well sure, I guess if you want to.” Jager says scratching her head. “Since the city is back on the rebuild it might be nice to see what they put up.”

“Of course it will be nice. Go get yourself dolled up sweetheart, we are going places.” You say in your best gritty noir as you snake a tail around her back.

You swat but she grabs it before you can get a good hit of her backside and steps out, leaving you with a severe lack of jager-butts. You put on your regular punk wear, because you will never not be cool, and head out into the shrine.

You should probably pick someone to go with you, you think. Or maybe just go alone. Who knows?

[] Let’s invite some people (Who?)
[] First we need to check on (What?)
[] Other, please specify

>>33168824
The Lupinor one was for regular XP. I don't know why that guy is so dead-set on buying abilities that really aren't going to make much difference, but he asks for XP every time and if that's what he wants, then that's his prerogative.

>>33168760

>>33168494

42 is probably dedicated enough and reliable enough to become a good science person IF he had enough time to learn enough to be on the other science peoples' levels. Unless he was being apprenticed by Bastidores before he died or did some sciencey stuff on his own, he may not be a great choice for it.

>>33168852
>[] First we need to check on (What?)
check the machine Loki loki'd

[] Let’s invite some people (Who?)
Ryoko, teenagers are great at shopping right?

>>33168824
I believe one of them was for XP, but I may be remembering it wrong.

>>33168852
>[x] First we need to check on (What?)
Go squint at the Lokitron9000. I don't expect it to do anything, but god damn it we're going to look at that tube with a mad face like it has offended us!

>>33168852
>“Since the city is back on the rebuild it might be nice to see what they put up.”
Oh right. The city is mostly destroyed. Huh.

>>33168852
>[x] First we need to check on (What?)

Also voting for checking on Loki machine. Maybe assigning 42 to see if he can find any leads on any supernatural stuff that can be eaten, and any potential science people we can recruit.

>[x] Let’s invite some people (Who?)

I guess Ryoko, but should we invite some other people along, like Plantbro and Sin-Fin? Sin-Fin said she enjoyed shopping, and she helped take down the JAGER-9 interceptors along with Francis.

>>33168945

sounds like a plan.

If Ryoko refuses to go on account of having sufficient cloths, we accidentally some of her stuff....

>>33168415
>You said you would take Jager out shopping right? Let’s have a right girl’s day of it all.
She needs clothes. She did lose her room after all. I wouldn't be opposed to mounting another hunt.

>>33168852
>[] Let’s invite some people (Who?)

Ryoko, Plantdoka, Short Fin. Jager's not a big fan of Snazzy Azzy so we regrettably will not invite her.

I guess Wolfu can come too since she helped

>>33169015
>I guess Wolfu can come too since she helped
If you meant Shiba, she is not Wolfu. Jager is Wolfu. Shiba is werewolves. Or dragons. Pick one of those or mix them together somehow.

>>33168415
Would have missed the thread if I decided to stay at work. Is it me or are these getting earlier and earlier?

>[] Look for more gods or something supernatural to eat.
I'm not opposed to another day off, but we've been taking a lot of days off lately and we're still not at that comfortable point where we're generally safe and can fuck around.

>>33168824
Three new onces? I thought there was just the one.

>>33168415
>questions
Do minions created by minion powers count as kills for Carnage Knight?

>>33169040

Weredragons?

>>33169139
Not your minions, no.
>>33169098
I don't think so.

So get 42 on the Lokitron, get Ryoko, Sin-Fin, your plant to go out shopping?

Writing npw

>Bring Ryoko
>Somehow puts her back into FLUX
>Entire thing upsets Jager more somehow
>Mendel takes the god we would have found and makes more cancer men from it
>Oh btw, it had a fucking baller Copycat ability that you'll never get now.

>>33169128
http://pastebin.com/CMhX0GxT Lupinor
and
pastebin.com/158pC7dM Paperclip

I don't know about the third. Maybe the commandments? There was also the art.

>>33169219

I think it was more check out the Lokitron ourselves and then assign 42 to see if he can pick up any leads on eatable supernatural things and science people.

>>33169219
>Not your minions, no.
I was talking about other peoples' minions.

>>33169238
Messed up the link for Paperclip. Sorry.
http://pastebin.com/158pC7dM

Has there been any confirmation one way or another that Mendel knew Risa when she was alive?

>>33169262
Other peoples, as long as they are not directly connected to the main body and can be recognized as independent, yes.

Leech men would have counted, for example.

>>33169219
What >>33169259 said was more my line of thinking too, but I guess the way you said it works if we're not allowed to do this for whatever reason.

>>33169277
Nope. Just wild guessing.

>>33169128
I'm sorry, there were only 2 fics and a drawing.

>>33169282
>as they are not directly connected to the main body and can be recognized as independent
Do Lupinor's coyotes fit these criteria?

>>33169229

Whichever city that our shrine was in was half-destroyed. There is a chance that certain stores might not be open due to humanitarian rescue/aid efforts, and there might be some doomsayers or prophets or other supernatural entities going around to take advantage of the chaos.

Hmm, I wonder if there's a chance that Risa gained some followers elsewhere since the whole JAGER-9 attack was probably caught on public television.

>>33169316
Not complex enough.

>>33169330
>there might be some doomsayers or prophets or other supernatural entities going around to take advantage of the chaos.
That'd be a really cool thing to happen and I hope Azure does it, but I have a feeling he probably won't.
But I'd love to be proven wrong. Making the 3rd release run on SoL was a good step to bridge the murderthon and SoL, but little tidbits like that would be nice sprinkles.

>Hmm, I wonder if there's a chance that Risa gained some followers elsewhere since the whole JAGER-9 attack was probably caught on public television.
I highly doubt it.

>>33169367

Or aliums who come to investigate the sudden appearance and disappearance of a highly-advanced warship on a backwater planet. Probably not worth any SPXP and beneath Risa's notice, though.

>>33168824
>>33169229
Did you people forget how our third release works?

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>>33169411
we've never nommed an alien before....

>>33169477
We don't need 3rd release to take on a pagan god, especially if we bring a group.

What's the next target anyway? Were we just going to let AE throw choices at us?

>>33169507
Well we can't leave Japan without getting shitstomped by angels ranking in the 90s powerlevel area, so yeah. Pretty much.

>>33169522
Why is Japan safe from high level Angel protection? Did lucy make the country his or something?
And why are we afraid of them anyway? I mean, they've tried raiding us before, but we got at them too. We aren't out and out at war. As long as we don't antagonize them I think we could go off somewhere where they have lots of numbers.

>>33169568
It's the border patrol we're scared of. They don't seem to give a fuck so long as you stay within the same general area, but if we tried to leave we'd have Azrael cramming his sword up our ass. He's way, WAAAAAAAY more powerful than any of the angels that tried to raid us. And it's been hinted that he's one of the few things our stealth just won't work on.

Also, every time angels have tried to raid us, we've had a stronger one on our side. Natsuki at the shrine and Azzy when the big group showed up and we killed bow angel. We wouldn't have that if we went off on our own.

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Ryoko, she is good at shopping right? You are about to Sonido into the city and make a whole dramatic thing about it when you smell Ryoko come out of the science lab. You tilt your head and walk over there to see her talking with one of the shinigami girls. “-I don’t want to make it too big an issue.”

“Of course, of course. This has a lot of potential! We aren’t really working on anything anymore since the captain turned out to be an enemy, but I should have the name done within a week or so.” She explains.

“Oh yeah? That sounds like it will work out great then. Just call me if there is any issue.” She says turning to face you looking conspiratorially at her. “Sensei! Ahahaha.” She makes a weak laugh. “What are you doing here?” She wonders.

“I live here.” Unlive here. “Unlive here.” You explain as she smiles. “What are you doing here?”

“Just visiting some friends and stuff. I was just about to head back.” She replies.

Suspicious. “Well, it is good you are here. I was planning on asking you to go on a little day trip with Jager and I. Her room got exploded and we need to get her clothes. Then we can see a movie or something, it is all very up in the air.” You explain.

She nods and seems to get a sort of serious look on her face. “Yeah. I mean, yes! I would love to go out with you.” Ryoko says turning. “I have to go get ready so just give me a while.” She explains turning to leave.

As she goes you see her clench her first in a sort of victory pump, and you just shake your head. You really don’t get kids these days. You open the science room a crack, the science people mostly working on other projects, save the glasses wearing one Ryoko just met who seems to be reading a journal of some kind in deep thought. You glare at the Loki Tron 9000, just the same as you left it still Loki and still Tron.
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You make a face of menace that menaces with spiked menace and then conclude you have done all you can on your end. You put a little bit of go-juice into your voice and call out “Fourty Two!” Then wait.

After a couple seconds a plain looking arrancar steps into the science building. He looks around, then back at you and tilts his head. “Yeah boss? If this is about the dodgeball thing I already told you Queen Jager has totally banned anything that might be considered fetish wear.” He explains.

“Listen 42, I need you to make this Lokitron 9000 work and unloki it. Or do something with it that will not make me mad and scream out Loki’s name in blind frustration.” You explain

“I know nothing of science!” 42 replies and you narrow your gaze threateningly.

“That sounds like quitter talk to me boy. You damn well better make something that pleases me or the next 42 will have a stunning example of what not to do. Also, find out something about gods or supernatural things while I am gone. Make it flashy.” You reply before leaving.

You make your way up the side of the building and slip in through her window to find her staring at a rock. You walk up behind her, your combat boots echoing on the hardwood floor. You lean down behind her and tilt your head at the object. “Sin-Fin, the bloody hell you doing?” You wonder.

She slowly turns to face you and locks eyes, one of the only people you know that does that really. She glances back at the rock, then you. “Nothing.” She finally answers standing.

“Right, not creepy at all. Anyway, we were planning on going to the mall and, were that destroyed, a different city’s mall for clothes shopping and dress up, and food and the like. You are totally invited.” You explain holding your hands out wide.

“I see.” Sin-Fin replies.
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>>33169654
>just the same as you left it still Loki and still Tron.
fucking disgusting

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60/40 she comes then. You go to the bottom of the shrine through every means but the stairs and find your plant finishing up some eggs and toast. “Hank, we are going shopping, and it will be lovely. Come along.” You command leaving since they cannot answer as they are just a plant and plants don’t talk.

You wait in front of the shrine for nearly an hour, Sin-Fin showing up first followed by Jager and your plant who is in gender ambiguous clothing today as well. You tap your foot impatiently until Ryoko finally arrives wearing some fashionable dress with a bracelet, a ring, with her hair done up etc.

“Sorry, am I late?” Ryoko asks patting her hair to put it back in place.

“Time is relative” Is your answer as you lead the charge into the city, Ryoko slumping a little behind you.

Most of downtown is showing the end results of your constant high level fighting. You see workers are still dealing with some ice left over from Ryouichi, and the scars of ceros mar the city scape. You frown as you realize that this isn’t going to do at all!

[] Stick with this city, see what is going on
[] Go to Billy Town. It is on your list and you know it.
[] Tokyo? Is that a thing in this game?
[] Back to the shrine!
[] Other, please specify
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Sorry for the delay, had to take a call.

>>33169716
>[] Tokyo? Is that a thing in this game?

>>33169716
>[x] Tokyo? Is that a thing in this game?

>>33169716
[] Tokyo? Is that a thing in this game?

>>33169716
[] Tokyo? Is that a thing in this game?

>>33169687
>to find her staring at a rock
Is this important? I don't remember anything about her history involving rocks making her act strange.

>>33169716

>[] Back to the shrine!
Welp, nothing we can do. Time to head home.

Hopefully we find some annoying yokai to munch on.

Kentucky fried Tengu maybe?

>>33169716
Isn't Billy Town a place in HueCo?

>>33169807
we're a rock, maybe she's fine tuning Risa Fin

>>33169716
Either Billy Town or Kyoto. Probably lots of gods there.

>>33169716
>[] Tokyo? Is that a thing in this game?
Anybody who has ever watched anime knows that Tokyo is full of things that probably taste good.

>>33169824
nah, Billy Town is in Russia IIRC. we nommed a shinigami back there when we were a scrub

>>33169716
>[] Other, please specify
No love for Akihabara

>>33169869
that's in Tokyo isn't it?

>>33169856
It's not in Russia. We never found a way to get to Russia because people were all "abloo abloo Russia is too lolrandumb stupid shit!!!!"

>>33169902
Ahh, that's right. Guess i'm voting for Tokyo after all.

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“Can we go to Tokyo? Is that a thing in this game?” You ask confused.

“Game?” Ryoko asks. She doesn’t realize you are all figments of someone’s imagination. Probably yours. “We could go to Tokyo, yeah. I haven’t been there in a while and I think they got a new movie theater. Maybe check out shibuya or-“ She starts listing things which aren’t words and thus make your monologue terribly bored.

“It will take us about an hour to get there by train.” Ryoko explains.

“Can’t we just, like, sonido off there?” You ask confused.

“We could but-“ Ryoko says and Jager sighs patting her shoulder.

“It will ruin her outfit. Come on, a little public transportation won’t kill you.” Jager explains heading off towards the station.

“But I’m already dead. Jager, I’m already dead Jager.” You try to point out as you go, desperate to make a point.

The train is cramped and annoying, with people who cannot understand the glorious purple hair that is you. You feel a weight on your arm and see Ryoko grabbing hold of it. “Ah ha, it is sort of cramped, huh?” She asks smiling.

You leave the train and stretch your back, Ryoko trying to hold onto your arm again as you look over the city. Tokyo, the city that never. Er, the town of, no that’s awful too. “The town the yanks didn’t nuke because it was fire bombed to hell?” You ask drawing glances from the people around you. That will do.

You look around and see a staggering number of trendy young people doing trendy young people things and, perhaps feeling your age, have to resist the urge to cero the ever loving tails off of them and make them understand the plight of you. “So, where to first? Maybe a movie or a restaurant or something?”

[] No, first we must shop. The voices in my head command me to
[] A movie sounds good. Let’s do that
[] Food is needed at all times
[] What is with this nagging sense of unease? Probably just my imagination.
[] Other, please specify

>>33170003
>[] What is with this nagging sense of unease? Probably just my imagination

always tempt fate

>[] No, first we must shop. The voices in my head command me to
I am become buyfag, capitalist of worlds

>>33170003
>[x] A movie sounds good. Let’s do that
>[x] What is with this nagging sense of unease? Probably just my imagination.
Not just you, Risa. We got it too.

>>33170003
>[] Food is needed at all times
Food first and last of course. It's like Risa never went on a date before.

Ignore the sense of unese. What could go wrong?

>>33170003
>[] What is with this nagging sense of unease? Probably just my imagination.
When someone interrupts our SoL time, then we can destroy them and eat them.

>>33170003
>[] A movie sounds good. Let’s do that
A scary movie.

no not a horror movie, one of the Scary Movie movies.

in horribly dubbed japanese. With reverse-Engrish subtitles

>>33170003
>[] A movie sounds good. Let’s do that
The unease is probably just Ryoko figuring out how to drag us into a secluded alleyway TOGETHER FOREVER

>>33170003
>[x] Other, please specify
They have those arcade things here, right? Well what would be better than two 30-somethings-but-actually-closer-to-60, the second oldest woman unlive, and 2 kids doing DDR?

>>33170003

"Using my advanced knowledges of Physics, Angel Bits and Lovecraftian Horrors, I have deduced that Eating prior to activities such as Merriement making and The purchasing of consumer items result in increased mental capacity and efficiency! Therefore We Shall Dine.... SOMEWHERE!!!"

Do you think that Hell will make an appearance at some point and Risa will get Hell powers?

>>33170126
>Do you think that Hell will make an appearance at some point and Risa will get Hell powers?
I want people who don't read the previous threads to leave and go read the threads and then come back once they realize how silly they sound.

>>33170003
>[] A movie sounds good. Let’s do that
Unease? I feel no unease. Go get yourself some culture.
There should be somewhere showing Life of Brian. There always is.

>>33170177
or the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Looks like movie?

Writing now.

>>33170197
When they're doing the previews, I hope we stand in front of the projector and do a shadow puppet show.

I'm thinking Godzilla smashing buildings.

>>33170220
no, make them hallucinate 3-D effects and they then they'll take about how great the effects were and their friends will be all "Dude-kun, that movie wasn't in 3-D..."

>>33170249
No, we watch some movie about UNDERSTANDING but mess with people's minds so they think that it was hyper-fascist.

because we want Jaeger to feel at home

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You tilt your head. “You lot feel it too? Not just me then?” You wonder.

“Feel what sensei?” Ryoko asks.

“Not you lot. Them.” You say pointing at your brain parts.

You shake off Ryoko and start scanning the crowd, your eyes shifting to take in different spectrums of light and energy, or well that’s what I tell you anyway. Actually I am just shoving boney bits in your brain parts that deal with seeing and making whooshing scanning noises. Whoooosh. Fzzt! Crckleshhhhhh. Pi-pi-pi-pi. No threats detected.

“Strange.” You say as your scan comes up negative. “My scanner says no one in this town is dangerous, but they are all so weird looking.”

You turn back and see Ryoko’s eyes flash with melancholy for a bit. “Are we going to have to cancel?” She wonders as her body lets out strange sad chemicals for some reason.

“Nah, might just be my imagination.” You explain. Actually those are called delusion. “Just a delusion.” You clarify. Don’t tell them that, they will think you mad. “No, sorry again. Imagination. Let’s go to a picture show. I love picture shows.” You explain and you see Ryoko brighten up at once.

“I actually looked at what movies are in theaters now, and I thought you might really like this one.” She explains pulling out a card. Uh oh, I don’t know if I work on movies.

“Will it have… fish in it?” Sin-Fin asks.

“Not sure, haven’t seen it yet.” Ryoko replies looking back at Sin-Fin.

“I want there to be fish in the… story.” Sin-Fin explains. Why is she so adorable?

“Right, well we will see what’s screening.” You say walking off, Ryoko keeping pace and glancing at your arm.
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Your group arrives in front of the movie theater and Ryoko excitedly goes to buy the tickets, Jager holding you back from pointing out there was a cartoon lion on one of the movie posters for a different film. She brings you in and you notice amused that Jager has to duck down to get in, what with their tiny doorways.

You sit down in one of the back rows, again because seriously Jager why must you be so much taller than the rest of them, and wait for the picture to start. The seat order is Plant, Jager, Risa, Ryoko, Sin-Fin. Ryoko smiles as she whispers to you “This movie is supposed to be really amazing, it is about some sci-fi romance thing with action too. I saw it and I thought you would really like seeing it, I am so glad you came with me sensei.” Ryoko explains.

The lights dim as the movie starts and Ryoko looks excited. As soon as the first hint of sound fills the theater you realize you could give the people watching the movie the time of their lives with this.

[] Improve the movie, you are a better writer anyway.
[] Flick popcorn at people
[] Watch the flick
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>33170531
>[X] Improve the movie, you are a better writer anyway.

>>33170531
>[x] Watch the flick

>>33170531
>[x] Watch the flick

Jager is right next to us. Shenanigans will be ruined and Ryokokokoko wants her senpai to notice her

>>33170531
>[] Flick popcorn at people
>[]watch movie

Flick popcorn at people so it approaches from geometrically impossible directions

>>33170531
>Watch the flick
>Make Ryoko hold hands with one of our tails.

>>33170582

Ingenious! seconding this.
Bonus points for illusionary popcorn at their face...

>>33170531
>[x] watch the movie
Let's not ruin this for ryoko.
She's trying so hard to impress us, so restrain the madness just a little bit for best scrub

>>33170531
Give it fifteen minutes to wow us, then start messing with the audience if we're not entertained

>>33170531
>flick popcorn
>watch movie

Hey, guys.
What do you think about moving Lola to the science division. She's earned her seat at the big kids table.

Also, is the Shinigami org restructure going to shunt our non scrubs into captain positions?

Also, as an organization, they shouldn't be the court of pure souls anymore.

We should call our amalgamated band the court of lost souls. It sounds cool.

We would be the god of our court of lost souls.

>>33170531
>[] Improve the movie, you are a better writer anyway.
How improved are we talking here? Making some scenes suddenly 3d could be cool, but re-writing the movie itself is like letting the people who made this thing steal from us.

Seems we want to just watch the flick? Right then, writing now.

>>33170531
>[x] Watch the flick

Notice me, sempai!

>>33170694
Works for me.

Lola for head of science division.

>>33170694
>What do you think about moving Lola to the science division. She's earned her seat at the big kids table.
I think we'd have to find her first. And confirm that she doesn't want to kill us and/or everyone we know. Good luck with that.

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You decide to just watch the flick and it is extraordinary. It tells the story of a soldier of the Planetary Republic and the Princess of the Star Empire on opposite sides of an intergalactic struggle. The soldier displays a level of genius which allows him to push the princess’ empire back into a neutral position, forcing the Princess to approve of more and more dishonorable actions in order to protect her people.

However, unknown to each of them, they are sending anonymous messages of support to each other through the etherweb, a sort of magical space internet. They would post vague messages about their struggles and getting support from the other. They quickly develop a romance despite not knowing the other, each afraid of committing to something their station can’t deal with.

Also there is a talking dog who is so fucking hardcore. A veteran of every battle he has a scar over his eye and smokes cigars.

During the peace talks for the war the soldier and princess choose to secretly meet to confirm their feelings, but once they see each other they pull away. The princess decides to send a message that she doesn’t care about his station and, should he feel the same, to meet her where they last did. The soldier stands in the rain hemming and hawing about all of it when the talking dog kicks his ass and tells him to nut the fuck up.

The soldier agrees and goes to meet her, confirming their love and cementing the peace. However the war was all created by a dark cabal to feed their ever hungry god. Without souls to keep him asleep he awakens to feast from the living meat. The princess is heart-broken as the war turns bad, and the soldier has to make one last desperate attempt at fighting the god off.
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He says his farewells and as his ship flies straight into the heart of the beast he looks at his beloved picture and smiles. Just then the talking dog takes the bomb and flies into the eye of the monster first, quipping something about “Two beasts who know only of war need to die for a future with any true peace.” And lighting one last cigar.

As the bomb goes off we see a picture of the dog’s wife, already a casualty of the war long ago and teaching only hate to the talking dog. The soldier gets sent back to known space from the explosion and uses his boy parts to help ensure peace. They have a gazillion kids.

You leave the movie theater, most confused by what they saw except for your group. You drop to your knees and slam your fist into the ground. “Colonel Finn, why?!” You demand an uncaring world. “Why couldn’t you believe in a future where you live without war? I gave it all away you beautiful son of a bitch!” Literal in this situation. “But you had to let it all go for those who still believed in love!”

“Huh? Wait, you understood that movie? I didn’t get it but the special effects were good.” Jager explains.

“I didn't get why no one else commented on the talking dog. There were no other dogs which talked.” Your plant would note were it able to talk.

“There were no… Fish.” Sin-Fin says calmly, glancing left and right.

“Ah ha. It was sort of out there, but I liked the love story part of it. Sensei I got you a program.” Ryoko explains handing it to you.

You grab it and place it in your inventory, before standing up and wiping at your face. “Right, when I get back Shiba is going to get so hugged. It’s the least I can do for Finn.” You say resolute.

Ryoko smiles happy that you liked the flick. Now, you should…

[] Go for food, crying makes you hungry.
[] Shopping time now.
[] Seriously, it is like someone is shoving spikes into your nethers or something. What is this unease?
[] Other, please specify.
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>>33171091
>[] Go for food, crying makes you hungry.

>>33171091
>[] Shopping time now.
fill the void in our soul with meaningless material goods

>[] Seriously, it is like someone is shoving spikes into your nethers or something. What is this unease?
being paranoid is a way of life

>>33171091
>[] Shopping time now.
There are no spikes in our nethers.
Jager would ask first.

>>33171091
>[x] Seriously, it is like someone is shoving spikes into your nethers or something. What is this unease?

Did Lola get a hold of a voodoo doll or something?

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>>33171091
>[x] Seriously, it is like someone is shoving spikes into your nethers or something. What is this unease?

>>33171091
>[] Shopping time now.
>[] Seriously, it is like someone is shoving spikes into your nethers or something. What is this unease?

Ryoko is actually Loki, isn't she.

Wonder if this has something to do with Loki machine.

Attacking us when we don't want trouble would grant us the Jackie Chan bonus.

No one would be fool enough to do such.a thing.

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>>33171236
Risa probably just got her finger stuck in her bum

>>33171091

[] Go for food, crying makes you hungry.
[] Seriously, it is like someone is shoving spikes into your nethers or something. What is this unease?

Shop hop has it.

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>>33171377
But we're so uneasy!

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You chose that option? Why would you do that? Oh Gornabrious. Oh Gornabrious Bopfrod it is going to get bad. You look around the shopping district, the uncomfortable feeling in your nethers probably inspiring another Ryoko smut journal with Jager and you look around. There is something strange here, something funny and twisty, but you can’t quite place your finger on it.

Were it a colour it would be yellow. A strong, strong yellow which makes all the other yellows go ‘ugh, it’s that bloke again, huh?’ You see a boy in a silky shirt and nice pants sheepishly trying to decline people offering tissues. You see a girl meeting an older fellow and an exchange of money going on. You see an old man sitting on a bench with a cane in his hands, watching the young people.

Super suspicious all of them. Or none of them, again I am doing all of this by giving you severe brain damage. You shake your head as you realize someone is talking to you. “Hey, you’re cute. It looks like our number match too. How about we go together and-“

As you leave for the large shopping area the man who dared to insinuate your Charles was anywhere near old enough for that sort of thing continues screaming, unsure what is real and what is caused by his sudden onset living nightmare of a life. “No one insinuated my Plant is old enough for that sort of thing.”

“What sort of thing?” You imagine your plant asking sine you are a terribly lonely woman.

You tilt your head in thought. “Like, snogging and the like.”

Your plant flushes as she places her hands on her cheeks in an attempt to cool himself down. Or maybe you imagined it. Far too young for that sort of thing I agree.
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You find yourself in a building full of perfumed fabrics and assorted accessories and you tilt your head. “Ah, well” Ryoko starts as an explanation. “I thought a lot of things in here would suit Jager. Plus they import a lot so they would probably fit. Ah, and there are a few more shops we can check out.”

“Oh, thanks Ryoko.” Jager says patting her head.

Operation threesome is a go. “We know how that works then?” you ask.

Or, well. Maybe not, curse you hollow sex drive. You look around at the assorted merchandise and grab a few things, but really it is their show. Your fashion is perfect, you dynamo of style.

[] Go help Jager pick out stuff, she is too conservative and dem abs must breathe.
[] Go let Ryoko play dress up on you, because she is a good scrub
[] Sin-Fin is just staring at the shop assistant. I think she is about to make her cry
[] Talk to plant bro about the nature of life.
[] Other, please specify
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>>33171585
>[] Go help Jager pick out stuff, she is too conservative and dem abs must breathe.

that negative self image. she'll cover up her top tier abs! do not want

>>33171585
>[] Go let Ryoko play dress up on you, because she is a good scrub
We must achieve Ryoko points.

>>33171585
>Go help Jager pick out stuff
>Go let Ryoko play dress up on you
>Other; We dress Jager, Jager dresses Ryoko and Ryoko dresses us. Clearly this is a threesome! there are three of us, and we are doing something!

>>33171585
>[x] Go help Jager pick out stuff, she is too conservative and dem abs must breathe.
I'd also love to play dress up with Ryoko, but we did come here mostly to get Jager new stuff on account of Amp bombing her room.

What if we turn this into a triangle of picking things for people? Risa dresses Jager, Jager dresses Ryoko, Ryoko dresses Risa. And then reverse. And then maybe work Sin-Fin and the Plant in there somehow perhaps as judges because they're good at that kind of stuff.

>>33171585

I'll go for this option:

>>33171638

>>33171585


I'm gonna second >>33171638
>Other: We dress Jager, Jager dresses Ryoko, and Ryoko dresses us. Clearly this is a threesome! There are three of us, and we are doing something!

>>33171638
Yes. I approve of the Risa-flavoured threesome.

>>33171585
>[x] Sin-Fin is just staring at the shop assistant. I think she is about to make her cry
I want to watch the shop assistant break down into a puddle of sad.

>>33171585

>[X] Go let Ryoko play dress up on you, because she is a good scrub
>[X] Talk to plant bro about the nature of life.

We don't talk to plant nearly enough.

>>33171638
>>33171659
>>33171664
>>33171668
>>33171686
>implying this won't just make Ryoko sad that we're paying more attention to Jager than her

>>33171702
Round two reverse the triangle?

1) Ri->Ja->Ry->Ri
2) Ri->Ry->Ja->Ri

>>33171585
>>33171638
Yeess.

>>33171728

PERFECT!!!!

Then we will have done it in BOTH COMBINATIONS!!!

Seriously, this whole 'threesome' business is super easy! there is no way we could be mistaken!

>>33171585
[] Go let Ryoko play dress up on you, because she is a good scrub

So some round robin abomination it is then.

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>>33171788
I think you might be intending the opposite of the words which have been displayed as a result of your typing actions.

>>33171816
Sex pistols shirts and safety pins for everyone

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You wrap an arm around Ryoko and Jager’s necks leaning in close. “Right then you lot, how about we have a game of dress up. Not grown up dress up, because that would involve far too many ties which I don’t think I can do?’ You tilt your head to confirm. Meh.

“You did it before when you-“ Jager starts but you put a finger to her mouth.

You spin on your heel and snap your fingers to present to dressing room to the pair of them. “We shall dress each other up and it shall be adorable. I shall dress Jager, she Ryoko, Ryoko I. Such is the way this round robin game shall be played.”

“You want me to pick stuff for you? Okay, yeah that will be fun.” Ryoko says looking over some of the clothes.

“Just to clarify the clothes you pick have to be actual clothes, okay? You can’t just hand me electrical tape and wiggle your eyebrows at me.” Jager commands.

You have a lot of gaps in your memory, don’t you? “Well, damn.” Ryoko says. “Now that you said it I don’t want to see you in anything more.”

Jager shakes her head sadly at the state of morals in the modern world as you go about and start choosing clothes, once more being forced to play along with Jager’s negative body image and the QM’s strange knowledge of fashion which was learned in an attempt to be as Kubo as possible. “I am bothered by most everything in that sentence.” You note.

Well, deal with it. They have no safety pins or punk rock T-Shirts in here, but there is an assortment of clothing which you think you could probably put on Jager like she were your doll.

[] High exposure, it is summer and plus man. Dem abs. Dem thighs.
[] Go for her conservative look
[] Somewhere in the middle, can’t have too many people eying your Jager-Bombs.
[] Other, please specify

>>33171992
>[] Somewhere in the middle, can’t have too many people eying your Jager-Bombs.

those abs must breath!

>>33171992
>[x] Somewhere in the middle, can’t have too many people eying your Jager-Bombs.

Show just enough to hint at what lies beneath, but with a tasteful presentation.

>>33171992
>[x] Somewhere in the middle, can’t have too many people eying your Jager-Bombs.
If we go for the high exposure, she'll never wear it. We have to start out with the medium path and then pick things that are less and less able to be legally called clothes every time something destroys her wardrobe so that she doesn't even realize what's happening until one day she looks at herself and wonders what is the deal with the electrical tape.

>>33171992
>[] High exposure, it is summer and plus man. Dem abs. Dem thighs.

>>33171992
[] Somewhere in the middle, can’t have too many people eying your Jager-Bombs.

>>33171992
>Somewhere in the middle, can’t have too many people eying your Jager-Bombs

maybe a top which has many zippers which allow you to shorten or lengthen the sleeves... maybe add one for the torso so it can be MULTI-FUNCTIONAL which will be good for the various occasions it will be needed for!

>>33171992
>[] Other
Pantsuit, glasses, high heels. Like a businesswoman.

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Ryoko happily grabs a slew of clothing, nodding excitedly to herself as she does so. You decide that can’t be good, but let it go as you know this threesome means a lot to her. You grab some slightly conservative clothes. Enough to show them abs at least, my god those things need to breathe.

Jager takes the clothes and turns to change into them without protest making you stop her. “Wait, hold on then. Isn’t this the part where you say ‘Oh, I could never wear such shameful things. Risa why are you harassing me?’”

“What? Oh, no I am pretty used to it. I mean, it was a little embarrassing at first but you told me I looked good in it and, well, people complimented me on it.” Jager explains. “Like you said, I have to let my abs breathe.”

She closes the curtain and changes quickly. She steps out in a short top and shorts, then shows some skirts, dresses, and blouses which show dat dark chocolate. Delicious. “Jager is apples monologue. Get it together.”

“Man that is seriously nice. I wish I was foreign, you both have such nice skin, and great legs.” Ryoko laments.

“You have your own charms Ryoko. Honestly I admire how bold you can be sometimes.” Jager notes closing the curtain and changing back.
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Ryoko hands you the clothes she picked out for you as Sin-Fin climbs onto the counter and gets a few centimeters from the assistant’s eyes, slowly tearing into her soul like some dark secret were kept there. As you close the curtain you think to yourself you should keep better tabs on her. She had that rock thing which you don’t even sort of know about, and honestly she needs a lot of attention and just doesn’t know it. We didn’t even look at her at the beach. Not even once.

You step out of the changing room in an outfit which you think makes you a trollop by design. A short skirt and thigh high socks coupled with heels which, if I am being honest, turn your legs into pure sex. “Wait, I thought you were supposed to be against all of this.” You note as Ryoko makes a little turn around motion with her finger.

You spin, probably giving someone a show and Ryoko frowns. “It looks good but the underwear just doesn’t match.” She sighs then jolts up in shock. “How about we go [underwear] shopping next?”

“You ain’t getting in my knickers that easily.” You reply. Well, she would but it would not end well for anyone.

“Such a shame. Well, since it is a group date I guess I can’t plan on anything that lasts too late, huh?” She wonders.

“What? Course you can. Just not with Plant-bro, she has a bed time. Plus Sin-Fin is still figuring out freewill so telling her to keep it up just doesn’t sit right with me.” You explain.
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“Ha ha, sensei it sound like you are suggesting I- It sounds like you’re saying that we should- Hm.” Ryoko strokes her chin and stares at Jager as she leaves the dressing room, smiling at what she plans on buying.

Your group leaves the shop, getting a discount because of Sin-Fins hard line negotiation, and then make your way to a restaurant. You look over the menu choices when that weird feeling hits you again. You shiver as it feels like your skin is being ripped off and fed to you and look around.

You see a sheepish looking kid studying the menu seriously, lovers sharing a meal, a single father sitting with a college age girl, and the serving staff.

[] Go confront someone about this feeling(Who)
[] Let it go and get you that food
[] Other, please specify
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>>33172549
>[] Let it go and get you that food

whatever is following us while eventually start something.

go get some Duckling a l'Orange

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>>33171992
Just got here and
>people not voting for High Exposure

>>33172549
>get food
>eat broodily
Kono puressha...

>>33172549
>confront the sheepish kid, because it's never the couple. Because if it were the couple, we could have the opportunity to inflict terribly maximum suffering. Doubly so if tgey were plotting against us and in love, but no. IT MUST BE THE SHEEP

>>33172549
Enjoy the meal. Nothing is wrong. No one would be stupid enough to interrupt our relaxation.

>>33172549
>[x] Go confront someone about this feeling(Who)
The single father and daughter girl are Loki and Mendel! I can tell it's them, even if it doesn't make any sense and Loki is probably still in Norse supermax and Mendel wouldn't want to herself be within a thousand miles of us and would just send minions and robots! Actually it's probably not them.

Real vote goes towards the kid seriously studying the menu. Nobody really does that. He's spying on something.

>>33172549
>[] Let it go and get you that food
Nobody's going to bother us when we're having our happy time.
That would make us a vexed Risa, which gets them eaten. And not in the fun way.

>>33172549
> [] Let it go and get you that food

>>33172549
>[] Go confront someone about this feeling(Who)
The serving staff. Surely they'd notice something suspicious if they aren't the ones being suspicious.

>>33172599
Jäger is classy. Besides, dressing her up less crazily will make her think we're maturing or our imbalance is leveling out. Then, as we lull her into a state of comfort and complacency with our new status quo, we strike! And do some massive city wide reckless prank that is all a smokescreen for the greater plan of sleeping betwixt her abs and short fin's bum.

Brilliant. And while the municipal workers will never quite be able to get the smell of yogurt and Vaseline out of the underground electrical maintenance tunnels, we will know it was worth it.

5/3 for food vs confront.

Writing now.

>>33172694
Well, it is understandable, choking down our paranoia. Just remember, Risa, WWLQE. Who Would Lord Quakington Execute.

>>33172549
>[] Go confront someone about this feeling(Who)
The two lovers. No one would dare such a bold discuise, which is exactly why they thought it would work. No such luck Thor n loki

>>33172549
>[x] Go confront someone about this feeling(Who)
All of them?

>>33172549
>a single father sitting with a college age girl
It's yandere teacher guy and Lola. Calling it now.

>>33172714
Trick question, Lord quackington does not have people executed, he puts them to work in the abb mines.

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“So sensei, what are you going to eat, tasting anything?” Ryoko wonders. “If you want you can buy something expensive, Hiroshi pays me really well and treating you would make me really happy.”

You look up and see Jager give you a look which you can interpret because you have been with Jager since that fucking slug hollow. You tilt Ryoko’s chin up and smile. “You’re sweet, but if I had a cute younger girl pay for me I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.”

Ryoko seems to forget how to breathe for a moment before going bright red and looking at the menu. “A-Ah! That’s right, of course. Ha ha, just wanted you to know I can take care of you if you wanted, but Sensei is able to stand on her own.” She explains looking over the food. “Stand above me too, really.”

You order a smattering of everything as inventories funds, as dark as they may be, will probably never run out. You mix it all together and shiver at the new sensation, your feet tapping on the ground happily. Since you decided to ignore the elephant in the room, any of your things you want to talk to?

[] Jager about her second release
[] Sin-Fin about free will
[] Ryoko about her obvious lust for us
[] Plant about how cute they are
[] Other, please specify

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>>33172836
GOD DAMN IT THAT ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM NEEDS TO GET SHOT

>>33172836
>[x] Sin-Fin about free will

>>33172836
>[] Sin-Fin about free will

>>33172836
>[] Plant about how cute they are
>[] Sin-Fin about free will
Nothing too heavy. A happy Risa is a good Risa.

>>33172973
Just one mat. Just one.

>>33172836
"You know, today was really nice. The only thing that.could make it better was if whatever nefarious force conspiring against me would show themselves, before I try my Godzilla impersonation on for size."

>>33172836
>[] Plant about how cute they are
You will never have a conversation with your plant about how cute it is.
;-;

>>33172836
>[] Jager about her second release
So how are you feeling about it now? Think you can get control of the AI?

Looking most want to Sin-Bond? Writing now.

>>33172836
>[X] Plant about how cute they are

>>33172836
>[] Plant about how cute they are

>>33173148
>>33173127
You fools, it's too late now!
It was always too late...

>>33173148
The plant knows. It knows.

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“So Sin of my most delicious fins?” You ask as she pokes at her salad, seemingly ever depressed. “How are you dealing with the free will thing? What little you are working on I mean.”

The rest of the table leans in to listen to her opinion about the detailed madness of free will. Sin-Fin looks around and nods. “I do not… understand all of it. There are small things. Secret things about… thinking I do not get. When things are said, but not done. Done but not said. I try but it.” She looks at you and her slightly droopy eyes sag lower with absolute sorrow. “It is really hard to do by myself.”

“If you ask I would be happy to explain it all.” Jager says taking a drink from her soda pop.

“Or me.” Your plant signals with her smile, bright like a planetoid lurking behind the moon and waiting to strike.

“But that also requires… thinking about. I have to think about what to tell you and by then the… moment is over.” She explains.

“But you could just ask someone, why not me?” You wonder as you take a drink of your shake mixed with your spaghetti and steak.

She looks at you and purses her lips together for a moment. “I want to but I am alone in… my room. You are busy with angels. You are busy with gods. I am small and take up so much… time. I know I am difficult. But I do not want to… trouble you.” She explains.

“You are not trouble to us Sin-Fin.” Jager say and Sin-Fin stares at her in that way which makes you quiver in your not loins.
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“I am. I know I am flawed. I do not want to drag people I love more than… me down with how flawed I am. I am confusing. I know. I do not want to be, and I try to be as good as I can. But I am old. With old scars and old debts. You are troubled when I show up. I see… it in your faces. I love you so much I do not want to trouble you. I want you to be happy when you see… me. Not angry. Not troubled. I want to be coveted again. Not for pity but because you... like me. Because you want to covet me.” She explains as her main course arrives.

You eat, and fill the time with small talk before paying your bill and making your way back to the train. You feel the strange feeling once more as you step up to the platform and quickly turn.

Please choose only one
[] Confront the tanned guy with blonde hair.
[] Confront the sheepish kid looking very interested in a marketing sign.
[] Confront the woman looking highly interested in her makeup.
[] Go back to the shrine
[] Ask one of your companions something
[] Other please specify
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>>33173426
>[x] Confront the sheepish kid looking very interested in a marketing sign.
Oh come on that guy is suspicious as fuck.

>>33173426
>[] Ask one of your companions something
>All companions
I think we picked up a Stalker, do you see any Ukranians around?

>>33173426
>[] Confront the sheepish kid looking very interested in a marketing sign.
I guess/

>>33173426
Sin-Fin you have at least one voice in here that knows you're a best.
>[x] Confront the sheepish kid looking very interested in a marketing sign.

>>33173426
>SHEEEEEEEEEREEEEPISH ONE! He is suspicious, taking non passive notice of marketing.

>>33173426
>[] Confront the tanned guy with blonde hair.

brown skin
blonde hair

Suspicious!

>>33173579
Yeah. Hollow Rider has a physical description that matches that mostly. When he's not wearing his helmet and stuff.


>A mask wearing bike rider through the worlds. Little is know of their history. However where ever evil and injustice is ready to strike, he shall be there. He stands 190cm and is a mass of strong muscles. He wears a leather biker outfit and a helmet. Underneath his helmet he has short dirty blond hair, tanned skin, and hazel eyes. His mask fragment is located over his right eye. Calls Sin-Fin his Nemesis and seems to have an old grudge against her.

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“Hold on a tick.” You command walking over to the sheepish looking kid.

He glances around terrified before hiding behind the sign, his bottom half clearly visible. You stop in front of him and tap your foot impatiently before saying. “Alright then, come out and explain yourself then.”

“I-If I am behind something, and I can’t see you then you can’t see me!” He replies, his voice pure and beautiful in ways which would make you weep if I didn’t shapeshift your tear ducts away.

“You little gob shit, why I ought to-“ You start but freeze as you feel an arm across your chest.

No risa, if he can’t see you then you can’t see him. That’s just science. You agree that makes sense and put your hands on your hips. “Alright then love, come on out. Let’s talk like gentle folk. You been following me around all day, why is that?”

The person behind the sign trembles. “Because I am supposed to make you an offer. My brothers forced this on me even though I really don’t want to. C-could you back up?” He asks.

“No, you little bastard. Come out, let’s talk like proper Englishmen.” You command.

It takes a while, but finally he steps out. Fair skin, blue eyes, brown hair. He sheepishly looks around and then down, embarrassed. Your grace parts vibrate, confirming he is an angel.

What do you do?

[] Attack! Rip and tear!
[] Ask him something (what?)
[] Leave, you need to hug Sin-Fin because she is sad.
[] Other, please specify

>>33173720
>[] Ask him something (what?)
What the bloody hell does he want?
Also, why didn't we comfort Sin-Fin already?

>>33173720
>[] Ask him something (what?)

what's your offer?

>>33173720
>[] Other, please specify
Try and detect other angels nearby. Then we can talk.

>>33173720
>[] Ask him something (what?)
Wot's the offer? Are you working for God-Empress Thatcher or God-Emperor Reagan?

>>33173720
>[] Leave, you need to hug Sin-Fin because she is sad.
We get to the point where the shy angel kid is finally about to ask his question... and then leave abruptly, without a word or a second thought.
Risa is epic tier troll.

>>33173720
>[x] Other, please specify
Try to get a read on what his [thing] is.

>[x] Ask him something (what?)
"Alright then. You're an angel. Do you have one of those -el names? Oh and I guess the offer too. Yeah. How did they force you into it? Straws? Roshambo? The more fun roshambo where you take turns kicking eachother in the naughty bits until one gives up? Right, and I suppose I should ask about what the offer was too then."

>>33173808
I'll second that.
Sorry Azure, the hook isn't set

>>33173841
It will be set once we find out he is offering us food.

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“What do you want? What’s your offer?” You ask making him flinch. You didn’t threaten him right?

“J-Just stop fighting angels. Turn your back on Lucifer and fight against his attempts. Even someone like you can find redemption in the eyes of god i-if you really want to.” He explains shuddering.

Sort of a spineless bloke ain’t you?” You wonder. “So how did you get this gig? You lot play rock paper scissors? Roshambo? Or they just pick the cutest one?” You wonder. I do sort of want to tear his clothes off and ride him till he is a slobbery, mind broken mess. “Monologue!” You protest. Not like you got it. “Oh I got it. The bloody hell mate? He is like, Eustace’s age” You explain. Oh, the one time you get it sure. I’m the bad guy.

“Y-You can still make a change if you want. Just turn your back on the adversary.” He explains looking around like he is going to cry.

[] Attack! More nom noms
[] Deny him and go home
[] Counter offer.
[] Other, please specify

>>33173720
>Angel guy shaking and hiding behind a sign.
>The various somewhat-more-powerful-than-average humans seemingly fucking fearless.
Something's up. What's your angle, angel guy? You trying to pull a fast one on me?

>>33173911
>[] Other, please specify
Forehead flick, followed by shouting PERVERT and running back to the group

>>33173911
>[] Other, please specify
Well what can you offer me? Lucy and me, (Lucy and I?) have a pretty sweet deal. One where he doesn't kill me and that kind of thing.

>>33173911
>[] Other
Give him a maybe. Not a solid 'yes', or a definite 'no', just leave it vague.

Mostly because then the angels would try to get on our good side, to convince us! Possibly.

>>33173948
second

>>33173911
>Other
Offer to let him join us. Then eat him regardless of answer. Somethings up.

>>33173911
>He didn't capitalize God right proper.
There's something fishy going on. I think he might be one of the fallen or something come over to mess with us.

>>33173911
"Will it be more fun than the gig with Lucifer? Going by past experiences, I'm just gonna guess that it wouldn't be."

>>33173997
This. Also didn't make Sin Fin sad. If it makes you happy, we're planning on eating fly boy as soon as we can, because he stole our world.

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“What can you offer me then? Lucy and I have a pretty sweet deal where he doesn’t obliterate me.” You explain making the angel look up and nod somewhat confidently.

“You will get salvation in heaven!” He explains.

“Ha!” You reply turning. “Not even a fluffy tail? No deal.”

“B-But salvation should be its own reward.” The angel complains.

“No way.” You say placing your hand against his head. “Pervert!” You shout flicking his forehead.

Every bone in your body shatters as your finger collides against his forehead, sending you flopping back in absolute agony. You vomit out a stream of blood as your everything is torn to shreds by fragments of bone, and your organs turn into pulp at the feedback of his grace. “Are you okay?” he asks, not even a red mark on his forehead.

“No I’m not-“ You start but them vomit up your lungs totally pulped from your ribs. “Not bloody okay. The hell mate? What the actual hell?”

“Y-You shouldn’t flick other people’s foreheads. It isn’t nice.” He replies still shifty and scared.

[] Attack
[] Ask him something
[] Back to the shrine.
[] Other, please specify

>>33173911
>[] Deny him and go home
yeah nah, good luck not Shinji Ikari

>>33174176
Fucking hell m80.
>[x] Ask him something
Your name would be...?

Also trying to get a read on his hum thing would be nice. If it turns out that he's the angel of [fuckyourshit], then that would be nice to know.

>>33174176
The fuck? Does he have some kind of ability that counters our old-one-ness?

>>33174176
>[] Ask him something

what's your name?

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>>33174176
>Every bone in your body shatters as your finger collides against his forehead, sending you flopping back in absolute agony. You vomit out a stream of blood as your everything is torn to shreds by fragments of bone, and your organs turn into pulp at the feedback of his grace.
>Angel reflections
Did things just get really crossovery?

>>33174176
Is he something make to target us, or is he just that strong?

>[] Ask him something
You shouldn't do that to a ladies lady parts. You need to give me your name now.

>>33174247
Read the description again. His appearance and personality aren't anything like accel.
Heightened reflection might be something though.

>>33174176
Take him home

>>33174176
>[x] Other, please specify
Look at him closely. Like Sherlock Holmes investigating a scene. If we have a detective hat and magnifying glass in Inventory, then get em out.

Try to figure out what he's the angel of. [Retribution] is my guess. And I suppose ask what his name is.

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“What’s your name then?” You ask trying to focus on your grace, but getting little more than just random vibrations.

“Th-that’s not important is it?” He asks looking around. “Just accept God and turn away from Lucifer! It is the best way!”

“You shouldn’t be so coy. Hell, you turned my lady parts into goo with that whole attack you know. Come on, out with a name and we can consider business.” You explain as your body puts your bones back where they need to be.

“I-If I give you my name will you consider turning away from Lucifer and the dark path?” He asks looking up at you, as if terrified by the fact he exists.

“Promise on all me stars and garters. On all the tea in England. On all the knickers in my drawer.” You explain making a cross over your heart which makes you a total liar.

“My name is Gabriel. I am an angel of The Lord. So, just, turn away from Lucifer and get on the right path! All your sins will be forgiven!” He explains stomping his feet.

Archangel. Shit.

[] Ask him something
[] Attack!
[] Run back to your Short-Fin
[] Other, please specify

>>33174340
Ahh fuck. Fuck. What is he doing here?
Tell him we will consider his offer and get back home.

>>33174340
>[] Run back to your Short-Fin
...considered it. Naah.

>>33174340
> [] Run back to your Short-Fin
Halp Sin Fin Win Bin Halp

>>33174340
>[] Run back to your Short-Fin
Tell him thanks for the generous gore but we aren't into that kind of thing (he is a tad too rough for us) and leave. Calmly.

>>33174340
>My name is Gabriel.
Called it.

>[x] Ask him something
Right then. That whole 'sins forgiven' thing. How does that work when I'm pretty sure that somewhere on my bones it says "had a 20% chance of being [Sin] and that's probably still a fairly big chunk just not the main thing."? Cause that seems a bit odd to me.

And the hell did they send you for anyway? Don't you have Archangel things to do? And why in the world are you all scared and stuff? Hell, the government goons were more brave about trying to kill me than you're being about a talk.

>>33174340
[x] Ask him something
Why now? I mean clearly we weren't good enough for the old bastard before, but now that we've got some angel and some old one in us He wants to get all chummy?

I don't get it.

>>33174340
do >>33174432
And maybe a bit of >>33174437

>>33174340
>[] Ask him something
Things going that bad for you guys? You have to beg me to stop? Do I look like the kind of lass that uses safe words?"

>>33173911
>[] Counter offer.
I got a counter-offer for him.

What if we ask him to help us kill the Hell Wyrm in exchange for ditching Lucifer? We don't really have to follow through on it, but it's a thought

>>33174340
Gabriel is the angel that works as a messenger sent directly from God.
Ask em >>33174432

>>33174340
"Tell you what, I've got enough angel stuff for now so I'll hold off on attacking your flock while I mull your offer over some.

Also, wanna talk to Eve some? Or is that she why you're shaking in your boots?"

>>33174513
This might get us somewhere. Or running to Sin-Fin might force a fight.

>>33174513
Second

>>33174340
>[x] Ask him something
Why'd they make you so adorable? I mean, you're not Plant-tier, but you're pretty up there.

>>33174340
I'm not opposed, per say, but ya know I'm all old oney, pagan gody, and demonicy, right? I'm pretty sure all those are kinda-not-good-from-heaven-point-of-view-things?

If you can make peace with that, and accept that I'm not gonna stop doing what the voices in my head tell me to, and give me some angely powerups....yeah, sure. I don't really trust Lucy much, and I like my scrubs intact, so...

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“Well, you tiny little-“ You start. Oh shit. Archangel. “Sorry what?” You ask looking up.

“I said if you accept the love of-“ Gabriel starts but you hold up a finger.

“Not you mate. Sorry monologue; the bloody hell did you say?” You ask looking up. I said Archangel. Gabriel, toots your horn tee hee and makes the world burn. Super scary dude despite being the youngest of the archangels.

You look over the shivering boy, his delicate locks, his dewy eyes, and his lithe form all making you lick your lips in anticipation at the terribly debauched things you could do to him without anyone being the wiser. You let that thought drift for a moment as you consider his offer. Why now? Is he single? Would Ryoko accept him in the eventual orgy? A fair number of questions to be sure. “So why you then?” You wonder. “Why does it have to be an archangel and not some scrub bastard?”

“You keep eating them” Gabriel explains, glancing around at anything other than you. “You keep eating them and it is hard to offer you redemption when you are so hated.”

“So you are here because I am unreasonable?” You ask.

“Because if you act unreasonable I can d-destroy you.” He explains. “I’m sorry.”

“So how does the whole redemption thing work then? Dust my knickers off suddenly everything is forgiven?”
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“You would help us destroy the Adversary and make up for all the bad stuff you did.” Gabriel explains.

“That is, er well. That is a whole lot to take in at once. I have been on this path for a while and to suddenly change like that is, well, overwhelming.” You explain and it makes him smile.

His smile is filled with the joy of music. The raw delight of creation and the idea that music, not matter how small, is the tiniest sliver of God himself. It is disgusting as you remember the raw infinity which scooped you out. “It’s okay. I am supposed to make the offer. How about we meet again? At the Church, where you can make your choice. A week is fair, Father made the world in a week.” He explains.

“Right, well then I better get…

[] Asking you another question
[] Back to my shrine to think super hard about all of it
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>33174688
>[] Asking you another question
the fuck you so scared of?

also, any pagan deities on your shit list?

>>33174688
"You know I've only eaten two angels right? One tried to kill me, and the other was fool enough to lose his sword, and was kind of a dick before hand. I've even held off on attacking the Nephilhim. Compared to virtually ANY faction, I've already been benevolent."

>>33174660
>You keep eating them
I'm confused. Haven't we only eaten three angels? Two the first go and then the third was sammwiches or whatever it was? We even have some nice calm talks with angels that didn't end with violence.

>>33174688

Honest question here, guys. Do we do it? It might be kinda fun to eat Lucifer.

And I guess we can ask >>33174715. If he's going to be all uppity about us killing angels, does he have any other big bads that are on heaven's hitlist?

>>33174747
We only ate one angel. Asmodeus killed the other one. And that was clear self-defense on our part. And yes, we have had loads of peaceful interactions with angels, and not just because they're so strong we're kind of scared of them.

>>33174688
>You keep eating them
Hang about. Didn't the angels we ate attack us?
If something attacks us, obviously they want to be eaten.
Why would eating them be a bad thing?

>>33174747
>>33174783
No, we ate 2.

The first was Bow-angel. We never learned his real name and Azure told us what his [thing] was but I forgot it.

The second was Samael.

>>33174777
Honestly I don't think Lucy is going to win. He has no real hope of dethroning the big G. even with that though I don't think we should change sides. Our alignment wouldn't mesh well.

>>33174777
Eh. I'm pretty sure he's pro ending the world, just "for God". Also God kind of sucks.

>>33174798
You're really misremembering things here.

The first one was part of a group that was going to attack Azzy. We went to her first and got her right pissed off so she would attack the group. While she was handling most of the group, we singled out the lone ranged attacker and killed him.

The second one, Sammiches, we lured into an ambush.

>>33174688
>backbtobmy shrine to think super hard.
>call a war council of Jäger, Sin Fin, Shiba, Hiroshi, Nekomata, Fuego, & Mari.

Lay the situation out on the table. We have been aiding and abetting the Christian Boogeyman, he tried to kill us after we ate the soul king instead of him, now we are on a deadline to be strong enough to be useful or he'll nom us.

Remember guys, we wouldn't be aligning with the humans, just with God.
I think we should stick to the path and hope we can worm out at the end. The devil has no chance of harming God let alone winning, but siding with the angels would cause a whole mess of problems. Just to start with we are kind of evil, and they are kind of the standard force of good.

>>33174846
This is correct.

>>33174688
>[] Asking you another question
Ask him why they seem to think we can't be reasoned with. We didn't even try to attack him once we found out he was an angel, and our reputation we apparent;y have is undeserved.

>>33174921
I think it's the unpredictableness. It's like a 50/50 shot whether Risa will sit down and pretend to be a not-crazy person or if she'll just try to kill you on the spot.

>>33174688
Well, I kinda have to get stronger. Either strong enough to not be killed by Lucy, or strong enough to kill Lucy...so, I need to eat things. Angels are things, but there are also other things. If you can either give me angel things without me eating angels, or help me find other things to eat...like pagan deities, demons, or old ones, then that would be great!

I'll seriously consider your offer though. I enjoy existence to much to see it end prematurely...

>>33174945
I think he wants existence to end though.

He and the angels are pro ending the world.

>>33174688
Can you Salvation-up my scrubs too? 'Cause I'm not letting Jager-bombs, Ryoko, Sin Fin, or any of my other things to suffer eternally or what not.

>>33174688
"Honestly, I'd have to get a character witness as to how legit God is with following through on stuff like that. How bout I talk to Sin-Fin, you'd know her as Eve."

>>33174961
We aren't really privy to Lucifers plans, but like I mentioned earlier unless he has a crafty genus plan set up I don't see how he will succeed.

>>33174961
Well...that kinda sucks. Any clues on where the Creator of All Things stands on this? 'Cause if this is just the angels talking, then we might need to see about what the Absolute actually wants.

On the other hand, Lucy is more dangerous than the Archangels. We help them kill him, then we only have them to worry about if we want to prevent the apocalpyse.

>>33175023
The only the I can imagine is he wants to control Sloth, in the hopes that Infinity - 1 + Lucy >= Infinity.

Or something along those lines.

>>33175023
It could be that God wants Lucifer to win as part of his Plan.

We never really talked about how we would go about the end game stuff. Like if we side with Lucy and fight with/for him we will probably lose and die.
If we side with God we will probably win, but I mean. Come on. Come on m8. Risa ain't no saint.
If we side with the humans we will probably be betrayed and turned into a machine or something.

I think the best path is to side with Lucy, find out if his plan would actually work and if we would live afterword, and worm out of the actual fight at the end.

>>33175052
He specifically mentioned that any Old One rock would be a good enough substitute for ours in the event that we don't git gud.

That makes me think that having Old One parts is integral to whatever it is he's doing. Makes sense, too, since OOs exist outside the marble that is the universe.

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“Hold up, I only actively killed one angel.” You point out.

“And we have only actively tried to save you from your sins once.” Gabriel replies.

“But it was because he lost his sword and-“ You start.

“That is still no reason to kill someone.” Gabriel replies. “Even if you try to excuse the first as self-defense the second was cold blooded murder, but even with cold blooded murder God is great enough to forgive. Abandon the path of Evil, join good.” He offers evidently proud of his ability to speak confidently of the G man.

Can we ravage him until he is a mind broken meat puppet? “If I decide no will you kill me?” You ask.

He smiles sadly. “If you say no we will fully consider you an enemy of The Lord Thy God and step up measures to deal with you and yours. We are giving you a chance here Risa.” Gabriel explains. “If you truly want to find salvation you will join us against the Adversary, against the one called Mendel. Please, think about it. I will give you a week to decide.” Gabriel explains, turning and walking off.

You board the train home numb. You have attracted the attention of the big leagues now. Of course it was bound to happen, but you were blindsided this time. Heaven came out and said “Hey, you have started stepping on our toes. Want to join up so this shit doesn’t go down?” Does Lucy have a chance at winning? Are the angels all so uguu? “You mean deliciously shaggable right?” You ask as the train speeds along. Well, I was trying to be polite. What about Natsuki? Or Azzy? Does that mean you have to end your friendship with them?
(1/2)

>>33175094
>worm out of the actual fight at the end
Or somehow steal the big whatever out from under Lucifer's nose and laugh all the way to the bank.

>>33175094
Honestly I've been dreading the end game, since I'm pretty sure we're fucked regardless.
Like I REALLY don't think God is trustworthy, you can just look at Sin-Fin to see how he treats his creations.

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>>33175094
Or we could be on our own side.

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Azzy was sort of rude, but you forgot her leg got hurt really badly and it aches really bad sometimes so she can't always be snazzy. Natsuki is sort of Ara ara and that arouses some of us. You stay in thought until you make it back to your city.

Ryoko steps in front of you. “Um, sensei. I had a lot of fun today. I really want to do it again. You gave me a lot to think about” She explains walking up to you, stepping up on her tip toes, and kissing your cheek.

She runs back to her home as you go back to the shrine. Now then, what to do?

[] Talk to 42. He better have stuff or he will die
[] Snuggle your short-fin. She has been struggling alone all this time
[] Jager, she spoils you
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>33175157
>[x] Talk to 42. He better have stuff or he will die
Ok. We've got a week to make ourself such a massive pain in the ass to fight that Gabriel will think twice about it.

>>33175157
>[] Snuggle your short-fin. She has been struggling alone all this time
ask her 2 cents on God.

>>33175157
Argh, snuggle the fin or be spoiled?
Choices...
>[] Snuggle your short-fin. She has been struggling alone all this time

>>33175157
>Snuggle your short-fin. She has been struggling alone all this time

>>33175157
>[x] Talk to 42. He better have stuff or he will (not) die

We will make sure he lives a full and interesting life.

>>33175157
[]Talk to 42. He better have stuff or he will die.

[]Have someone do research on Old Ones. Lucy needs an Old One rock. Let's find out why.

>>33175157
>[X] Snuggle your short-fin. She has been struggling alone all this time.

She needs attention and could shed some light on the possible endgames.

>>33175188
They thought we were powerleveling before, now they will truly see what it means to grind...

On another note, this caught my attention.
> “If you truly want to find salvation you will join us against the Adversary, against the one called Mendel. Please, think about it.
Is Mendel the Adversary? I thought he was talking about the best fiddle player around.

Can we agree we won't side with the humans at least?

>>33175264
They're saying that both Lucifer and Mendel are considered main enemies.

Lucifer because of the obvious "he's the devil" thing, Mendel because she's HFY "kill all supernaturals and fuck your apocalypse".

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We're big enough to be noticed but not enough to win the whole shebang a bang

We're Ron Paul in a Presidential Election...

We're gonna have to go on a feeding frenzy ASAP.

no more putting fics and pics to discounts and XP, just raw SPXP.
SOL is on hiatus

>>33175264
Ah sorry. Mandel is currently rated as high as the one called Adversary.

It is God Squad vs Lucy vs Mendel

Is what I meant to convey.

Looks like Sin-Wins? Writing now.

>>33175295
>no more putting fics and pics to discounts
There's no reason to say that. The raw value is the same if we were going to buy the upgrade anyway.

12spxp to Sadism discount is exactly the same as 12spxp raw if we were going to get Sadism anyway.

>>33175282
Jager might take issue with that...

>>33175295
Discounts are the same as SPXP, they're just assigned by the artist, rather than the collective.

>>33175157
>snuggle the short fin
Ask her opinion on God.

In the end, we may have to choose neither side. In the end, we may have to choose, earth.

In the war between Lucy and Homie G, earth is the killing ground. Rapture is bullshit. Jäger likes earth and her humanity. Ryoko lives there. All of mankind are sinfullest finfullest's children, and the Shinigami are Shinigami because they thought they were protecting human souls.

To Lucy, they're just humans. A thing, temporary and with no value. We see worth and amusement in each soul. We find joy in people, people who are ours, but each person is different. Mendel was wrong, in death we have found our humanity.

If mankind is gone, if earth is ash, who will we confound. Who will we confuse. We won't be able to curse modern music, there will be no new music.


And. Jägerbombs will be sad.

We have resources.

>>33175295
>SOL is on hiatus
This makes the Risa cry
Still got about 2 months till Lucy does his thing, though that date is vague and also probably open to be moved around.

>>33175323
I've been wondering...if we discount something down to 0, is that an instant acquisition? Because that could make things easier.

>>33175295
>SOL is on hiatus
But don't we need SoL in order to recharge our Third Release?

>>33175295
>SOL is on hiatus
SOL fuels our 3rd release, and we don't know if today charged it back up the rest of the way. We didn't have it for the JAGER9 incident.

>>33175349
I believe Azure said that discounts can't go all the way to 0. They'll probably stop at 1.

>>33175328
Sometimes we need to make decisions for Jager that are for her own good.

>>33175331
But Mendel just keeps being terrible, which is obnoxious.

>>33175331
Thats kind of nice, but It's not like the war is up to us. We got 3 sides and a bunch of wild cards, and it seems like we are one of the wildcards that got important enough for people to eye.

>>33175386
I didn't say side with Mendel. She's a cunt.

>>33175299
I kinda want to be the fourth faction, but our hollow army is taking too bloody long and we can't even talk to the norse and get them on our side

>>33175349
Pretty much yeah, that is the way it works as of now.

The other idea I was toying with was allow discounts up to half, but I am trying out up to maximum and instantly buy 0 as of now.

To make sure it is clear, if you get a power discounted to 0spxp it is automatically bought unless I decide to change it.

If I decide to change it I will make it absolutely clear that it is changed.

>>33175350
Yeah, so we are just going to have to make sure we keep it as a last ditch sort of thing rather then a regularly used skill.

>>33175331
>We find joy in people, people who are ours, but each person is different. Mendel was wrong, in death we have found our humanity.
That's completely wrong. Fuck off.

Saying that Risa would rather not have everything get apocalypse'd because that would make everything boring afterwards works, but she sure as hell didn't 'find her humanity' or none of that garbage.

Why not try to work out some kind of truce where we stop nomming angels in exchange for a hitlist of minor deities and other tasty things, and/or to work against Mendel?
It seems like otherwise we have a week to un-scrubbify and nom an archangel or get blasted.

>>33175401
So become the forth faction. Talk up the norse, convince azzy to be snazzy, so on and so forth.

>>33175451
Or we could lie and say that we'll totally work with Heaven in exchange for help taking down the Hell Wyrm.

>>33175451
No way we can get to arch-angel level in a week, even with our insane growth rate. I can see us power up to at least the level of the fallen though.

>>33175451
Eh, do we really wanna work against Mendel completely? Because doing so might force us to choose between the monotony of Heaven and Hell.

>>33175469
This. We need more power, and more allies, and more disciples of delight.

>>33175427
Humanity is selfish, death, garbage, and genocide. Humanity is interesting, mad, sane, detached, high, and many other things.

Boring is right. Inherently good is foolish, as while MTV is shot, whose to say that given the chance that tomorrow there wouldn't be something worse or better, but either way new.

Humanity is blood. Cruelty. Survival. Mendel is a bitch. We are the dead.


It's fun to be the dead.

Still, boring and Jägerbombs. Or we kettle little boy Blondey bear blow his horn on the big day. Whichever side we're on.

>>33175469
Sounds nice, but we would need to be strong enough to fight off attacks on our own, and we aren't even at the level of the fallen, who aren't at the level of the archangels.

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You remember what Sin-Fin said about how she is struggling, and decide to go see her. You climb up the building and slip in through her window as normal. She is sitting on her bed, and doesn’t bother looking up at you as you stride over to her.

You crawl on her bed and wrap your arms around her from behind while placing your chin on the crown of her head. “Hello she who has the most sinful fins.” You offer as a greeting.

“You are… holding me.” She notes.

You lean back and pull her onto the bed flopping lazily on her admittedly amazing mattress. It is amusing because some of them are pushing for the harem end and you still don’t get it at all. “We don’t snuggle.” You note.

“I like being held… maybe sometimes.” Sin-Fin replies wearily.

“I had a few questions if you don’t mind” You say making her tilt her head, then nod in response. Best you can hope for as of now.

[] Ask about God (What?)
[] Ask about angels (What?)
[] Just cuddle the ever loving fuck out of her
[] Other, please specify

>>33175420
No, I mean, our Third Release tank is currently empty.
We don't have it unless we do some more SoL.

>>33175487
No, we don't. We work for ourselves like we always have been, we just pretend to work for Lucy until we don't need to pretend anymore.

>>33175487
Was just an idea, didn't even consider the Hell Wyrm like >>33175475 said.
>>33175486
That was the point. But we don't necessarily need to be at archangel level, just drop a tip to lucy and co that Gabe will be within striking distance.

>>33175518
>ask about god

>>33175518
>[x] Just cuddle the ever loving fuck out of her

>>33175518
>[] Ask about angels (What?)

what are they like? can they lie?

>[] Ask about God (What?)
is he as big as a jerk as I think he is?

>>33175518
[] Ask about God (What?)
Just tell her what happened. Don't ask her what to do, just ask her how she feels about God.

>>33175518
Kind of forgot what I wanted to ask her, I'll just leave it to the vote.

>>33175518
[]Ask about angels.

Can they lie?

[]Ask about God.

I know you don't get along very well and all, but would you prefer him or Lucy to win this whole thing? For that matter, do you think Lucy CAN win this whole thing?

>>33175518
Just tell her about Gabriel's offer, and say we're not really sure what to do.

Like we don't really get what God even wants if Heaven wins.