>>33158397
Good lord these quest threads are getting fucking stupid, now they're ripping off Mark Twain.

>>33158397
>> Your tools, some equipment, some spare parts and the new armor, handle two tests at once and who knows what the hell could happen.

Option 2

>>33158437

That's more literarily aware than most of them.

>>33158397
>> Your tools, some equipment, some spare parts and the new armor, handle two tests at once and who knows what the hell could happen.

>>33158397
>> Your tools, some equipment, some spare parts and the new armor, handle two tests at once and who knows what the hell could happen.

>>33158437
I chose the title intentionally. Largely because I enjoy mark twain. And everything is a rip off of everything. I will try to do a decent job with this.

> Your tools, some equipment, some spare parts and the new armor, handle two tests at once and who knows what the hell could happen
Better to be safe rather than sorry

>>33158465
Your entire premise is derived from "lol Iron Man has the same last name as house Stark". Plus some ripping off of the worst work of Mark Twain.

Meh I say, meh.

>>33158437
What this fucker said.

OP is an asshole for outright theft.

>>33158465
Don't bother replying to him

Rolled 11

>>33158397
>> Just your tools and some parts. Really, you have the remote right there, it isn't going to do anything too weird.

Who needs armour.

WE HAVE SCIIIIIIIENCE

Guys.

This is Difficulty.

MAXIMUM DIFFICULTY

>>33158474
I will acknoweldge that it is the worst work of mark twain, that being said, who says he will wind up with house stark? For that matter who knows when in westeros he will wind up?

>>33158472
>>33158463
>>33158453
>>33158439
It seems like to be heading towards the new armor and the most gear. I will wait a little bit longer.

>>33158397
> Your tools, some equipment, some spare parts and the new armor, handle two tests at once and who knows what the hell could happen.

>>33158508
You are indeed correct sir. That is maximum difficulty. All Tony Stark needs is a cave and a box of scraps right? Right?

>>33158397
>>33158546


> Just your tools and some parts. Really, you have the remote right there, it isn't going to do anything too weird.

This is just fucking wish fulfillment.

>Wut if tony stark was in Westeros LOLOLOL NO ONE COULD STOP HIM.

This is crap. Even for a Quest Thread.

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>>33158590
This guy is completely right, yet, I'm intrigued. Please make this interesting, GM.

I'm starting to wonder if it's actually multiple people that are genuinely mad about this or if it's the one guy from QTG that really wanted op to run Magical Girls Borderlands instead.

>>33158397
>> Just your tools and some parts. Really, you have the remote right there, it isn't going to do anything too weird.

Lets do this.

The suit is too easy

>>33158590
Dude. Have you read the books? Dorne fucks up people with dragons. DRAGONS. Tony Stark isn't going to be invincible in that shit, he is going to be just some cheap gimmick, maybe hero of the smallfolk at best. If OP does this right, it might actually be something interesting.

Is Captain America a Lannister?

>>33158397
>> Your tools, some equipment, some spare parts and the new armor, handle two tests at once and who knows what the hell could happen.

>[x] Don't do anything with the portal, transdimensional bullshit has always been the FF's domain, and you have no idea what the multiverse will throw at you. Go fight Titanium Man or the Skrulls.

>>33158520
please continue! ignore the buttholes

>>33158397
> Your tools, some equipment, some spare parts and the new armor, handle two tests at once and who knows what the hell could happen.

>>33158633
>Dorne
>Dragons

What sort of hashish have you been smoking today Achmed?

>>33158397
> Your tools, some equipment, some spare parts and the new armor, handle two tests at once and who knows what the hell could happen.

>>33158610
I shall do my best sir. I am a fan of both works, and I shall try to make this as interesting as possible.
>>33158627
>>33158576
>>33158508

And it looks like we may have a tie for hard mode and easy mode.
I will wait five minutes and tally. Writing up both just in case.

>>33158655
Dorne was unable to be conquered by the Targaryens. The Targaryens had to marry them into the kingdom.

>>33158678
Yees... but that doesn't mean Dorne had Dragons. Especially not in the current time line. No one but the Targs had Dragons.

>>33158656
+1

>>33158655
Just the sweet sweet ganja of the official fluff bru.
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dorne
Just the sweet sweet ganja of the official fluff.

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Can I be these guys?

>>33158675
easymode!

>>33158687
I think he's implying a genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist wouldn't be able to stand against warriors who defeated dragons for over a century.

>>33158675
Easy mode? More like fucking fun mode. Why would anyone want Tony motherfucking Stark to go without his suit? Then we're playing as just random jackoff.

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>>33158695
That's a wiki article about Dorne.
a) you can't smoke that, it's information
b) Dorne still didn't have Dragons
c) here, smoke this instead

>>33158675
We'll take babby mode, thank you.

>[X] Easy Mode.

>>33158709
> Dorne fucks up people with dragons

Hm... yes, I suppose you can read that 2 different ways, depending if you emphasize people or with.

It looks like the overwhelming consensus is that,

> Your tools, some equipment, some spare parts and the new armor, handle two tests at once and who knows what the hell could happen.

We ride in the funvee.

Typing

>>33158747
not that guy, but an iron man suit took a direct shot from many super powered beings, most of whom pack a bigger punch than a dragon.
a dragon is a medieval win button but not particularly maneuverable compared to an iron man suit.

>>33158767
oh and write a note for the assistant in case we are gone long.

>>33158786
Where the fuck did you pull that argument from, your ass? Who the hell was even discussing the relative merits of dragons compared to Iron Man?

Friendly reminder that if you fail to get Cersei laid in that quest you fail at ASOIF.

>>33158397
Content is better than no content, so keep on keeping on OP

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You try out your new armor, it's more tactical than anything you have tried before, and it is much lighter and stronger than many other alloys that you have used before, and it incorporates electromagnetic technologies you designed. Which should make getting this bad boy up in running in seconds. You grab all your tools and spare parts, just in case you forgot to put something in or you need to make some on the fly adjustments.

>one hour later

And it has done a grand total of nothing. You put in the power supply, you tuned the frequencies and hell you called in a few friends to ask about it. Reed said it should work, why isn't working? You grab your wrench and hit the device in frustration. Suddenly the machine comes to life in front of you as the digital screens light up suddenly. The power supply must have been loose. You look at the device in front of you, it's charged it's ready to go all you have to do is push a button and it activates. The device hums and doesn't seem to unstable. The suit is working nicely. Huh. That was... suspiciously easy. Pepper might enjoy this.

Your phone starts to ring in on the stool next to you. It's Reed Richards. He is probably now returning your call. Hopefully.

> Roll 3d6
> Roll 1d100

>Pick up the phone y/n

Rolled 6, 2, 6 = 14

>>33158934
Y
Why not.

Rolled 73

>>33158934
You need to split up different dice sizes.

Rolled 4, 1, 4 = 9

>>33158934
Y

>>33158957
>>33158982
We will be using largely d100s. The D6s are for determining something else.

>>33158934
"Jarvis, speakerphone, will ya?" As we fiddle with the device a little more.

d100 to follow

Rolled 4, 5, 2 = 11

>>33159109
I forget the quick reply has a Name field, I am retarded, ho humty hum.

Rolled 93

>>33159130

Here we are, D100 time.

>>33159109
You quickly write down a note for Pepper as the phone goes quickly to speaker mode.

"Reed buddy! Guess what I got working" You say in a jolly tone. "Oh no." Reed says in probably the most upset tone you have heard from him, since at least he gave you his phone number. "Oh no? What do you mean oh no? This could revolutionize the way we look at physics! It can also be used to help with the problem of, oh I don't know the various assholes that like to try to destroy earth on a weekly basis. Besides it's me we are talking about here!" You say causing Reed to shout something to someone in the background. It sounds like they are in a plane. "Look Tony, I am on the way, don't turn that thing on without me there, it could cause some problems." Reed says. "It already is on. It's doing absolutely nothing excepting making a humming noise." "Wait, you mean that it's actually stable?" Reed asks with a tone of surprise. "Yeah it's the most stable thing in this room right now save maybe one of the support pillars." You say with a hint of curiosity. "Oh! Good! I was worried there for a second, hey you don't mind if I swing over and check it out?"

> No, I don't mind. Come on over!
> Ask Reed what is going on.
> Ask Reed if you should be expecting company besides him.
> Politely decline Reed coming over, you're not sure if the device is actually THAT stable.
> Tell Pepper what's going on.

Pick Two.

Rolled 1, 5, 3 = 9

>>33159297
>> No, I don't mind. Come on over!
>>Bring Alcohol!

>>33159297
ask whats going on.

>>33159318
And we don't mind if he comes over either.

>>33159297
>No, I don't mind. Come on over!
>Tell Pepper what's going on

"Not a problem, Reed. Any chance I get to show up the world's most humble superhero!" After he turns off the call in a huff, call Pepper, if she answers, great, if not, leave a voicemail. "Pepper! I've opened up a portal to another world, or a matter-destroying null zone. Dr Gumby and I are gonna check it out. If I'm not back by Monday, call up Stephen Strange and get him to vision quest us back. Or don't. I might wanna see if I can invent a way back on my own, for the street cred. Anyway, probably gonna miss dinner, money's on the counter, don't be up past bedtime, your mother and I love you very much, ciao."

>>33158397

Man, I've talked about that idea so much with some of my friends. I have to ask - if teh Stark in Winterfell is Tony, does that mean the Tyrells were all made by Tyrell?

>>33159393
>>33159396
oh here is an alt history thread about this exact thing. you will need an account

>>33159494
http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=318444
derp

>>33158437
>ripping off Mark Twain.
That story is ever engineering student's wetdream. Do not ruin the power fantasy for me!

>>33159393
You. I like you.

"Not a problem, Reed. Any chance I get to show up the world's most humble superhero! Oh and bring beer and pizza." You say, causing Reed to make a weird noise. Hmm. That was quicker than usual. Time to call Pepper. The phone rings a few times and it goes directly to her voice mail. Also oddly enough she still hasn't changed her ringback tone from Vivaldi's Spring movement.
"Pepper! I've opened up a portal to another world, or a matter-destroying null zone. Dr Gumby and I are gonna check it out. If I'm not back by Monday, call up Stephen Strange and get him to vision quest us back. Or don't. I might wanna see if I can invent a way back on my own, for the street cred. Anyway, probably gonna miss dinner, money's on the counter, don't be up past bedtime, your mother and I love you very much, ciao." You say hanging up. The portal, is still humming. And stable. If you made this thing right, which it looks like you did, all you have to do to figure out which dimension you are looking at is by adjusting the dial. In otherwords, right now the portal is open. But just to your dimension, so it goes nowhere. You stand there looking at your latest creation in all it's glory for a while, making various technical observations while not accidentally hitting anything on what you made. You get a call from Reed. Huh. One hour exactly. "Alright I am right outside now." "Right outside? It's kind of hard to get to my house." You say as you step away from the machine that is-- yup still humming. The doorbell rings. "Tony are you in there?" Reed asks. "Jarvis door please." "In here snookums." You say causing Reed to come in with, a six pack and some new york pizza. "Aww, you knew." You say to Reed who roles his eyes. "Wait. This is it? It looks.." Reed stops as you look at him waiting for his next word "Functional." He says.

> Discuss what he was worried about over the beer and pizza
> Test the bad boy out right now

>>33159631
1

>>33159631

Of course it is, I built a world saving new power generation machine in a freaking cave, you don't think I can't throw together some real science down here? I'd be insulted if I cared in the slightest respect what other people thought of me."

>>33159631

"Well, Reed, I mean, let's not go over-selling it. I mean, yes, I made a door to other realities, other worlds, other dimensions, but I think 'functional' may be too much praise. Heck, I haven't gotten to throw a tennis ball through it, or any other act that will later be ironically echoed to show how my hubris exceeded my wisdom." Burn tip of tongue on pizza.

"But yeah, I made a door between worlds. Now let's take her for a spin. Bring the beer and pizza."

And then spin the knob dramatically, and step through.

Let Reed do his Eeyore routine in Westeros.

>>33159631
>> Test the bad boy out right now

>>33159704
Wait, I'm an idiot. Spin the knob, wait for it to stop, THROW TENNIS BALL THROUGH PORTAL, wink at Reed, and then step in.

God, why write my own foreshadowing joke, and then not use it for real foreshadowing?

Rolled 1, 5, 5 = 11

>>33159631
>> Test the bad boy out right now

I dont give a shit.

THROW THE SWITCH

>>33159631
>> Test the bad boy out right now

>>33159631
Let's discuss things with Reed over beer and pizza.

That way, we'll get in Westeros smashed.

>>33159833
That's a really good idea.

Let's do that.

>>33159732
>>33159718
>>33159715
>>33159704
>>33159697

You pick up a tennis ball nearby that you were using for resistance strength for your suit. You put your arm on Reed's shoulder. "Well, Reed, I mean, let's not go over-selling it. I mean, yes, I made a door to other realities, other worlds, other dimensions, but I think 'functional' may be too much praise. Heck, I haven't gotten to throw a tennis ball through it, or any other act that will later be ironically echoed to show how my hubris exceeded my wisdom." you say as you quickly burn your tongue on the pizza causing Reed to shake his head.

"But yeah, I made a door between worlds. Now let's take her for a spin. Bring the beer and pizza." You spin the knob dramatically and the interior of the door changes to something that, well-- looks normal. It looks very earth like. You throw the Tennis ball through and grab your spare set of tools and parts. "Come on Buddy what's the worst that can happen?" You say as you step through. You can see Reed through the other side of the portal who shrugs looks at some of the readings on the screen you installed on the device and steps through, with a goofy breath mask it looks like he ripped off Hank Pym.

"Well. The environment seems stable. Good job Tony. Now let--" The humming stops. The portal closes. "Please tell me you left a note. Please tell me you told pepper or anyone." Reed says. "Yup." You say calmly biting into the pizza. "Well it's easy then. We just wait here until Pepper gets the call." Reed says. "We are in another dimension, with very earth like trees, plants, sky and terrain. You don't want to go exploring? Where is your sense of wonder?" You ask. "Tony, we just stepped into an unknown dimension. For all we know, this could be much worse than we thought." Reed says. "And we have some the most powerful and intelligent beings in the universe on speed phone back home! At worst we will be gone maybe a day!"

>cont

>>33159870
Dude, you should really learn to insert a line break before each new line of dialogue.

>>33159902
Listen to this anon. He speaks the truth.

>>33159870
fantastic! now lets go conquer westeros!

We should have brought Banner for shit and giggles.

>>33160024
I would love to see the hulk Loki the mountain

>Tony Stark in Westeros
>not Bill Wilson

OP ya fucked up.

>>33159902
Trying to conserve for character limit sadly.

Reed looks at you disappointingly and pulls something out of a bag. He fiddles with it a few times before putting it in the bag and taking of his mask. "I figured as much would happen so I planned appropriately." He says. "So. Do you want to sit here and sulk all day or do you want to explore a whole new world in a whole new dimension or alternate universe or whatever this looks like." You say looking around. Your GPS guidance system in your suit is not working, however The compass that you have on your suit is. Which is weird.

"Fine Tony. I am coming with you to keep you in check during this excursion." Reed says pulling out some stake and planting it on the ground.

"That's the spirit!" You say causing him to grin a little.

You observe the beautiful surroundings around you.
>To your north are some mountains that you remind you of afghanistan in how they seemingly rise to the skies
>To your south a river valley
> To the west More mountains, of similar beauty and grandeur.
> To the east the river and across the river a mountain with a Large Forrest.
>There are no signs of civilization

>Where do you head?
>> META NOTE: From this description, you may be able to if you are astute determine your location in Westeros.

>>33160100
Line breaks don't take up character limit.

>>33160100
north! ho!

>>33160100
>To your north are some mountains that you remind you of afghanistan in how they seemingly rise to the skies

There, naturally.

OP, are they in the sky or something? Westeros is fucking big for them to see it like that.

Also, I can't help but worry that DOOM is gonna find a way to follow us.

>>33160132
consider it metaphorical.

>>33160100

"Look, some mountains. Assuming they aren't secretly sentient, or volcanoes, we can use them to get a better look at our surroundings. C'mon, Mr Fantastic, let's stretch your legs a little and get ourselves a good vantage point!"

>walk North, eating pizza and drinking Beer.

Thus begins /tg/ Westeros quest in the Vale number...6?7? I swear, we're ALWAYS in the Vale.

>>33160100
Line breaks don't affect character limit. You could line break between every single letter if you really wanted to.

Anyway, TO THE RIVER! I'm far too lazy to pull up a map of westeros to determine whether walking north is retarded or not, so I'm going by the logic of waterfeatures=people.

>>33160170
WAT! I though we were going north! oh well..
>tuasam this
damn right capture

>>33160173

North is The North (Stark, or maybe Bolton at this point).
East is The Vale (Arryn, or CIA).
South is The Riverlands (Tully).
West is The Westerlands (Lannister).

>>33160132
You know what. Here is what the mountains look like.

>Worry that Doom is gonna find a way to follow us
Don't worry about that he will. It's Doom. Him finding you and Reed is a different matter entirely.

For comparison sake here is what the mountains to the north look like.

Also it seems the consensus is north.

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>>33160234
Also whoops forgot pic

Could Tony use warging to get drunk without repercussions?

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>>33160207
I don't follow your point, but, in general, the most mountainous region in Westeros is the Vale of Arryn. For us to have mountains on THREE sides, suggests we started in the Vale. Further, since we have a river to our east and south, there's only about 4 places we could be, checking a map.

We're either in the western Vale, The mountains of the Reach just north of Dorne, the south eastern Stormlands, or we're in the Barrowlands of the North.

Of all of them, the Vale is most likely, because it's the only one where the map notes a forest to the East.

>>33160234
>>33160244
Anyways--

"Look Reed! Mountains! Assuming that the rock formations here aren't sentient, volcanic or harboring murderous intent or latent deadly radioactivity, there is probably the best vantage point for us." You tell him.

"I was thinking the same thing." Reed says nodding. "Though, we could probably follow this river back to it's source later. Water sources mean life, hopefully peaceful life." Reed says causing you to shrug. "And if worse comes to worse I can just fly us." You say sipping on some of the beer as Reed now starts eating the Pizza.

"Also there is the very real issue of finding food and detecting if the water is safe to drink, theoretically with these life forms it should be- but there could be some super diseases in them." Reed says as the pair of you head north.

"Yes, but thankfully, I built this suit for tactical encounters and excursions, it has the capacity to filter water to be drinkable." you say "And also I can fry us up some of whatever local critter there is, hopefully it's edible." You point out causing Reed to shake his head pulling out some MRE looking pouches. "Wow. You were prepared for this." You say.

"When I got your call, I figured you had already stepped in. I have a tent packed and some survival supplies as well." Reed says putting it back in the suspiciously small bag to be carrying so much.

"Well thank you Reed." You say sincerely.

"You're Welcome Tony." Reed says in an almost shocked tone as he points ahead of you.

In front of you is, well it looks like a snow leopard. A very large and very annoyed snow leopard. With different ears, like a lynx. The beast is sleeping. Or at least it looks like it's sleeping. The cat is as large as a Tiger, and it smells like bad memories of horrible hang-overs.

>Step carefully around the large cat thing.
> Leave the Cat some pizza playfully.
> Get the hell out of here, the smell is ruining your beer.

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>>33160389
This is the map I am using.

>>33160428
>"Well thank you Reed." You say sincerely.

>"You're Welcome Tony."

Just fuck already.

>Step carefully around the large cat thing.

>>33160428
>Get a picture of yourself next to the big extra-dimensional cat

>>33160437
Pretty.
And a much better idea of the woods than mine gave.

So we're east of Summerhall, then?

>carefully step around the large cat, leaving some pizza for it.

>>33160490
"No gang-signs, please."

>>33160428
>Step carefully around the large cat thing.
"I'm not really the 'sample-taking' kind of guy. You wanna swab the stinky mountain cat, be my guest."

>>33160490
Now an available option.

It is sleeping right? It's not going to hurt anyone. Your wearing armor and Reed is freaking able to bend to any shape.

>>33160428

this:
>>33160490

>>33160428
Okay, >>33160490
has swayed me. Take a selfie with the puma-equivalent from another dimension.

Make sure the flash and sound are off.

>>33160506
Sure, let's give it a shot.

Take a picture. For science.

>>33160498
Smart. And Yes.

>>33160499
>>33160498
>>33160517

You carefully step around the cat to leave it a slice of pizza and take a picture with it. The cat doesn't wake up after the flash goes off, which causes Reed to put his palm to his face. "Hey, I am not the 'sample taking' kind of guy Reed. If you want to swab smelly cat here, be my guest." You say stepping past.

Reed nods. Oh shit. He took you literally. He pulls out what looks like a pair of latex gloves, and yep that looks like a nasty little diabetes testing kit.

He does a few quick motions, and pricks the beast with the needle and pulls it out quickly. He then looks at the readings and puts it into his bag before carefully moving around the cat.

"There were no latent signs of poisons or other unusual elements in it's blood stream. From what I can tell, this cat could survive on earth." Reed says looking at it carefully.

You then smirk "Can we keep it?" Causing Reed to sigh.

You both walk a short distance up the mountain, and, there is a whole cave- filled with these things, most of them are lounging or sleeping. They don't seem to notice you.

> Sneak north past them to the top of the mountain.
> Grab Reed and take the shortcut by flying using your suit up to the top.
> Head a different path up the mountain.
> Take your vantage point from here.

>>33160612
>Head a different path up the mountain.
"I'd rather not get my armor scratched up, just got it polished."

>>33160612
How drunk are we?
If we're drunk enough: > Sneak.
Otherwise: > Different path.

>>33160612
this
>>33160640

>>33160651
It's Tony Stark.
He has only had two beers.

>>33160640
>>33160669

You motion to Reed who sees the cave of cats, and nods in agreement as the pair of you decide to go a different way up the mountain. You walk in a quick fashion, yet carefully up the mountain. You pass a few mountain goats, that don't seem to bothered by your presence. Well at least until Reed tries to get samples. Then they bolt.

>Roll 1d100 as you approach the peak.

Rolled 18

>>33160715


haha

Rolled 47

>>33160715
I hope I roll a 100!

Rolled 86

>>33160715

Rolled 76

>>33160715
Friendly reminder that 616-Tony is practically a villain

>>33160784

Then he'll fit right in there. And who isn't a villain with Marvel, outside of Spidey?

>>33160784
Reed met an interdimensional organization consisting entirely of alternate versions of himself.

They were all evil.

>>33160806
Ultimate Reed was pretty cool when he went full-on evil mastermind

>>33160727
>>33160731
>>33160748

As you reach the peak you look upon what you survey. There is an ocean to the south that stretches as far as you can see.

But that is not all. There is civilization. Structures. Buildings. Human looking structures to be specific. This occurs along the river mostly.

To the immediate west of you, there is what could very well pass for the ruins of an old medieval castle because directly to the east and north of you in addition to towns, there are those exact things. However, it has become glaringly obvious, mountains to the north, but that seems to go into what may be a forest, to the west more mountains which go into rolling plains. To the southeast is a forest and due east is what looks like a watch tower in some mountains. Also just a bit beneath you are what look like the cats from earlier. Awake. And pissed.

>"God Damnit Reed! You woke up the fucking cats by scaring the goats!"
Fight Cats
>"Okay Reed time to go."
Take Reed and go
>" I hate Cat Herding"
Scare the cats off with a display of how awesome your suit is and Reed's gumbiness.

>>33160849
Forgot the trip.

>>33160849
>"Okay Reed time to go."
>Take Reed and go

>>33160849
Leave and head to the ruins of the castle. Maybe we can approximate how advances these people are in terms of architecture, without making first contact.

>>33160849
>>"Okay Reed time to go."
>Take Reed and go

>>33160887
this

>>33160849
Take reed and go, also fire up our suits sensors and do our best to conserve energy while we're walking. We might need to show some local our boomstick later.

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>>33160859
>>33160861
>>33160883
>>33160887
>>33160939

"Okay Reed time to go" You say as you grab him "But these goats are identical to ones in our dimension!" He shouts as one of the cat things almost swipe him as you take off.

FUCK YOU FORGOT THE BEER.

You fly directly to the heart of the castle landing with a clunk on a hardstone floor. Whoever lived here, was really important.

"I think we should hole up here for the night." Reed says.

"Well obviously since we can't camp on the mountaintop where we left the beer and pizza." You say.

Reed Pulls an extra six pack from the bag. "Is there something special about that bag that you are not telling me?" You ask him as he shakes his head. "We should explore this thing, try to find out what kind of people lived here, or live here. See what we are dealing with. Thankfully my suit has the universal translator installed that Dr. Banner designed with me a way back." You say causing Reed to nod pulling out what looks like the device he used on the sleeping cat.

"Let's hope that works. And yeah, we should probably scope out these ruins while we still have daylight. " Reed says.


To be continued after I have gotten sleep.

Rolled 36

>>33161032
So... In about 10 Hours or so? Don't underestimate exhaustion.

>>33161052
If this isn't off the board by then. Hopefully this get's archived etc.
And probably less than that.

Rolled 27

I hope OP manages to archive this thread before a troll does something horrible to it.

Not so subtle threat[/spoiler

>>33161032
We're gonna go back for the beer, right? What use is a robo-suit if we can't even defend our beer supply?

Fly to King's Landing and kill everyone in sight.

>>33161343
To be fair he was probably shit-faced during that

>>33161593
That doesn't make it better

>>33161635
>Tony Stark stumbles drunkenly onto a military base
>Trips over the gamma bomb
>"Turn down for what!?", Exclaimed Tony as he pushed numerous buttons

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>>33161343
What, this again?

Just one more incident in a long string of hack writers going back to old ideas because they don't have any new content. "Tony is the cause of something bad" is what, 2 events ago?

>>33161989
It's from the currently ongoing event "Original Sin". Basically The Watcher dies and as a result several Avengers figure out some sort of dark secret about themselves.

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Reed and Tony: Biggest villains in Marvel

bump

>>33165293
Movieverse Tony is pretty cool, though.

>>33168067

Then why were his second and third movies shit?

>>33168067
Ever since Civil War happened I've liked movieverse Tony better

>>33168130
WEll, the problem with number 3 was they did a 'look how much he's been hurt" arc: We lost the snappy sassy Tony we were used to, and got a PTSD survivor. Further, he chose NOT to use his suits for most of the movie, until he used ALL of them at the end. Finally, the twist of the Mandarin irritated many fans, and, as an online critic pointed out, the plot is basically The Incredibles. (Hero rejects fan years prior, Fan turns evil, comes against hero when he's at an emotional low point, his attack ends up rejuvenating hero).

2, I would love to see some of the cut footage, because I know I've heard that, for example, the villain had quite a few more scenes that fleshed him out more, but the editors took out.

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Welcome back true believers! Sorry for the long pause, I had a job interview and a surprise house guest. Also I had to leave the house for an hour to give the room mate some privacy.

The Tony Stark Mode that has been chosen is: Movies Tony Stark.
The Reed Richards Mode that has been 'selected' is: Eeyore.

We start off where we left off-- in the ruins of an abandoned castle in the mountains summerhall after escaping a pride of angry shadow cats. You have lost your beer and your pizza, "fortunately" Reed bought some instant meals- which look like they could probably provide some form of nourishment.

You just ate before jetting off to here.

It's time to explore the castle (or set up shop) and think about where you should go from here.

> Roll 3d100s.
> Roll 3d6
> Formulate your next moves accordingly.

>Set up shop
or
>Explore Castle

Rolled 68, 15, 50 = 133

>>33169992
>Explore Castle

Rolled 52, 55, 32 = 139

>>33169992

Does Reed need to eat?

Rolled 1, 1, 6 = 8

>>33169992
>>33170097
Have 3d6 aswell

>>33169992

>Explore. We need to know the capacity of the people who built this. Also who knows? We might run into a friendly native. Or something else to drink. I don't believe this is the right place to set up shop.

I am not rolling, I always roll ones.

>>33170099
He has been eating the pizza too. He probably just pulled it out to show he was prepared.
>>33170097
>>33170099
>>33170113
This does not look like it could end well.

"Alright Grumpy Cat let's split up and explore this. We need to find out what kind of society we are dealing with. Time to see whose universal translator is better- well if we run into anyone." You say to Reed who looks at you and raises an eyebrow.

"Right, Tony, I am already formulating some assumptions on these people based on the type of fire damage I see, but, I can't really make a firm hypothesis yet." Reed says somehow taking the fun out of what seems like an amazing moment of exploring a castle in an unknown universe or dimension.

Which way do you head?

> What looks to be the burned out husk of a dining hall a ways away.
> What looks like a bedroom or living quarters
> What looks like some former gardens which have become overgrown and wild.
> What looks like what may have been some sort of ballroom or church hall or a larger open space

Additionally you hear something. Your not quite sure if reed heard it too, but you don't want to spook whatever it is.

> Investigate the noise?

>>33170431
> Investigate the noise?

>>33170431
>What looks to be the burned out husk of a dining hall a ways away.

> Investigate the noise?
Sure

>>33170431
>>33170523
>>33170535
Alright Roll another D100

Rolled 1

>>33170713
Rolling

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>>33170733
>I rolled a 1

Oh dear.

>>33170754
Maybe 1 is the best number in this system

Rolled 42

>>33170713

>>33170733

Fuck you.

Rolled 73

>>33170713
Rolling to get something other than 1

>>33170771
>>33170754
>>33170787

Or it's a random encounter table.

I hope.

Rolled 8

>>33170713
crit get

>>33170733
Hopefully its a random encounter table.

>>33170733
>>33170787
>>33170793
>>33170832
Rocks fall and we die, right?

I got to the bathroom for one second and- someone rolls a 1. WELP. I tell you what.

I will take your one and give it back at a later time.

>>33171072

You are the worst kind of man.

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>>33171072
This is the kind of suffering I can get off on

>>33171161
>>33171171
I kid I kid. I wanted to see if people were still here. We scrape the one.

I will take the highest instead. Since there were enough rolls.

Anyways--

You walk towards the noise. As you walk through what was probably the remains of a great hall, you notice something.

A.. Harp? Welp, this is groundbreaking. It also looks like it was put here recently, likely when you landed loudly nearby. So whoever the owner is, is nearby.

>Reed buddy we got company!
>Reed, they like music! Also someone is here.
> Examine more of the area.
>option x Roll a D100

Rolled 16

>>33171545
>Reed, they like music! Also, we have company!

>>33171545
>Reed, they like music! Also someone is here.
>Don't worry friends, we come in peace!

Rolled 48

>>33171575
And a d100 for good measure

Rolled 11

>>33171545
>Reed, they like music! Also someone is here.

Also I'm going to sleep.

Rolled 42

>>33171545
>>Reed, they like music! Also someone is here.

>>33171568
>>33171575
>>33171589
>>33171591

"Reed buddy we have company! And it likes music!" You say.

"What?" Reed says in a confused voice.

"Yeah, there is someone here besides us, and they play a harp."

"Okay now you are just messing with me." Reed says in a casual voice.

"Well While I admit the harp is a harder instrument to learn and play in addition to taking years to master, this is clearly a harp and it looks like it was set up to be played." You say in a clear defined tone to Reed who has stretched himself around the corner in a move that is fairly disgusting looking.

"Huh. Will you look at that. I found some swords and some robes. And some strange rocks." Reed says to you.

You notice Reeds selection of words

>Roll another D100
Open Dialoge.

Rolled 25

>>33171897
>Roll another D100
"Is this going to be a repeat of what happened at the mountain?"

Rolled 50

>>33171897

Interested in seeing how this works out, but I really hope that Tony doesn't discover how to make Valyrian Steel. That... would probably be broken.

Also, shame on all of you for going easy mode.

>>33172028
What do you mean with easy mode?

>>33172098
We have armor. And Reed Richards.

>>33172142
Happened before I got on board, but it makes no sense for Tony to go through that portal without his armour.
And there's still plenty of time to wreck the suit.

>>33172201
If only we weren't in summerhall, I'd say a whitewalker could do it.

>>33172266
>whitewalker
Showfag detected
I'm sorry, I'll take me leave now

"This isn't going to be like the mountain is it?" You ask.

"No." Reed says quickly.

"Alright." You hear the noise again.

>"Time for Diplomacy!" Roll 1d100
> Signal to Reed to act along like you don't notice the person is there 1d100

>>33172351
>"Time for Diplomacy!" Roll 1d100
Are we playing a Tony who hides his identity or not?

Rolled 24

>>33172351
"Time for diplomacy!"

Rolled 82

>>33172351
>"Time for Diplomacy!" Roll 1d100
Wonder who it is?

>>33172390
In this one he doesn't hide his identity.

>>33160100
>Which is weird.
Why on earth would that be weird? GPS only works because of satellites that pinpoint your location. If he's in a different dimension, obviously the satellites wouldn't be there, but the planet's magnetic field would be. Tony would know that.

Also, we're in the Vale, aren't we?

>>33172467
No, we're at Summerhall. It's in the mountains at the western parts of the Stormlands. The ocean to the south is the Sea of Dorne.

>>33172516
oh ok, hadn't read the whole thread yet.

>>33172467
I put it in for internal dialogue purposes, not that the GPS wasn't but the compass was working.

>>33172426
Alrighty Diplomacy works!

Now time to talk.

Open Dialogue.

>>33172467
Technically, it's more 'weird' in that clearly, whatever dimension we've entered lacks GPS satellites (or at least ones that use the same communications coding) implying that alternate dimensions don't all progress through time in unison, OR that something has retarded the technological growth of this dimension.

Which is weird.

>>33172640
"Hello! Whoever's there, you can come out, we're not bad people. My friend and I are lost travellers, seeking someone who can give us directions!"

Whisper at Reed
"Richards, maybe you shouldn't meet our hosts with a neck like a plesiosaur, hmm? That's weird for me to look at, who knows what they'll think."

>>33172729
>Which is weird.
Why would that be weird, though? Einstein proved that time is not an absolute of the universe, and it dilates just as space can be compressed or expanded by matter.

The fact that time isn't unison across dimensions would be an observation completely grounded in modern physics.

Hell, the statistical odds of jumping into a random dimension that WOULD keep Tony's GPS working (assuming the Many Worlds Theory holds true in this universe) is practically zero, because in order for it to work, the universe he jumps into needs:
>The ability to transmit data through electromagnetic waves
>The SAME EXACT encoding procedure as Tony's GPS receiver TO THE BIT
>>This alone requires:
>>The English language
>>The Arabic base-10 number system
>>A similar development cycle of programming languages
>>The same programming language and implementation in the GPS satellites
>A transmitter on the same wavelength as Tony's receiver
>A space program
>Working satellites
>Geosynchronous orbit
>Newtonian physics
>Special relativity
>Reconciling these two conflicting views of physics in such a way that engineering the system is feasible
And all the money to put into making these things.

Westeros doesn't even have controlled electricity yet.

>>33172729
+1
This seems fine

>>33173072
I just thought it was a misor silp up, and was going to ignore it.

>>33173137
I also think it was a minor slip-up, but I like Tony Stark too much as a character to ignore it, because if I do the minor slip-ups might not be so minor anymore and then we have a terrible quest thread.

I don't want a terrible quest thread. I want this to be good.

>>33172729
We do this, and also make sure our face is not under the armor so we don't scare the bejeezus out of them.

>>33173182
Nah, lets scare the bejeezus out of him.

>>33172729
"Hello! Whoever's there, you can come out, we're not bad people. My friend and I are lost travellers, seeking someone who can give us directions!"

Whisper at Reed
"Richards, maybe you shouldn't meet our hosts with a neck like a plesiosaur, hmm? That's weird for me to look at, who knows what they'll think."

Reed comes around the corner appearing more normal holding a sample of rocks.

"You shouldn't be here" The voice says. Huh the interpreter is working.

"Well that's the point. If we were supposed to be here we wouldn't be lost now would we." You say.

"Clearly. This is my home. Or well. Should have been." The voice says disheartened.

The voice sounds like that of a young man, but there is a weight to his voice.

"We are from.. uh... well how do I put this lightly..."

"A far away land." You say finishing for Reed who shrugs.

"No land have I ever been to has a man been able to bend himself like a serpent or have men who wear armor like that. Nor any land I have ever heard of." The voice says. "I very well could be having a nightmare after passing out from drinking too much wine earlier."

That's the best news you hear. They have booze. You activate your scanners, but sadly Reed's assessment of things being weird were right, these stones have some strange heat damage. And you aren't able to locate the scanners without taxing your suite before it needs to charge. Which it may need to in the morning.

"Additionally your mastery of my language is suspicious. If you are from a far away land, how do speak the common tongue?" The voice says.

"We can explain that." Reed says causing you to pass him a skeptical glance

> Let Reed Explain
> Come up with bullshit.
> You explain
> Activate scanners and bullshit.

>>33173072
I know. I am a huge stark fan too. I apologize for not making my posting clear.

Tony Found it weird that the compass worked, the GPS not working he expected.

Which is also very low likelihood to work due to that fact it would require a planet with conditions similar to what we have here on earth.
Not everywhere has a magic magnetic field or a core made out of a freakish amount of metal.

>>33173305
We still have our own arc reactor, right?

Just activate the scanners and bullshit that the guy can't see (we don't want him to know everything we can do or how we do it) and figure out what's up with this place. While we're doing that, we'll have Reed explain stuff.

How bad is Reed at explaining stuff?

>>33173305
>You explain
"I'm well versed in several languages, but geography and history are fields I've neglected."

>>33173354
>>33173072

Though now we have a cool injoke for later.

>>33173354
OK, that makes sense. Thank you.

>>33173305
"I'm a wizard! I don't have to explain shit!"

>>33173305
"We're wizards, mighty wizards from a far away land, tasked by our kings to explore and bring back tales from exotic places."

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>>33173882
>>33173429
>>33173382

Writing

>>33173917
Just a quick note. Can you take a few seconds to work out your grammar and punctuation? As a writer, reading your stuff where you miss the punctuation or run-on sentence is flustering my autism something fierce.

>>33174075
>>33173917
seconded, taking a minute or two to clean up your sentences would be appreciated Ohest of Pees.

>>33174075
>>33174118
I apologize, I will strive harder in the future to appease such tendencies.

>>33174204
Start flying around and shooting laser beams. "YOU HAVE ANGERED ME WITH YOUR DOUBT! I, THE GREAT WIZARD KING, TONY STARK, DEMAND SATISFACTION KNAVE!"

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As Reed is about to bust out the professor routine you put up your hand. "WE'RE WIZARDS!" You shout doing your best Dr. Strange impersonation causing the good doctor to physically recoil.

"We have come from a far away land with mighty kings and Barons! We are skilled in the ways of linguistics but not the mysteries of basic geography!" You say in the same cheesy voice.

...

You shortly hear riotous laughter from directly behind the wall near you. "Okay, surely you are not assassins here for my life. Who are you really."

> May we know who you?
> It's a bit more complicated than wizards, but really, that's the closest things we can think of. Unless you want to hear this guys version.
> Umm knights? I guess?
>Other.

>>33174204
"Well I lied, kind of. We're not wizards but we're similar to the basic concept, guys in funny clothes hunting down obscure knowledge. I do it for profit, my friend does it for his own satisfaction. We're newcomers to your land, and we have means and ways that allow us to communicate with ease, it's simpler for everyone involved if I just sorta...gloss over the details. Anyways don't worry, we're not interested in harming anyones, it's rather counter intuitive to gathering knowledge."

>>33174289
>Depends on your perception of things
>We're travellers from another world wielding powers which are far beyond your comprehension.
>You may as well call us Wizards because of that

>>33174264
>>33174289
Actually, how serious is this quest supposed to be? I was thinking , lol Iron man dealing with knights, surely comedy. Then I realised in the game of thrones, everybody dies. Especially the ones you like.

>>33174336
This followed by
>We know much about linguistics through our magic, but we don't know where we are. What I was saying is true, to an extent.
>Might I ask who you are?

>>33174289
"Not assassins, no. Nor are we exactly wizards. The simplest answer is that we are wise men, who have studied the secrets of metal, meat, and other things, and so can make and do things others can't."
"A better answer, however, is that we are travelers, who have lost our food and drinks fleeing great cats, and you are apparently not that great of a host. I've been held by bandits who treated me more civilly."
"If you won't come out from behind the wall, then we'll just search your home for food, drink, and a map, and leave."

Turn to Reed.

"Now I know why I never go to other places. Full of assholes."

>>33174289
"I'm Tony Stark, this is my friend Reed Richards."

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>>33174344
Actually this isn't too far off from a story that not only ran, but inspired 2 followup storylines.

Basically iron man and doctor doom wind up in camelot and brawl alongside king arthur, the knights, and morrigan le fey.

In one What If story doctor doom left Tony in camelot and upon his death King Arthur handed the kingdom over to ironman, making him king of all Briton

>>33174411
So, not very serious then?

>>33174344
Game of Thrones has humor too. This quest will have some non humor as well as the funny part.

>>33174430
Ok.
Displaying some wizardry seems like it could be fun then.

>>33174425
I'd say about as serious as a fairy tale, once you get past GRR Martin's grimdark GoT is pretty much just another fantasy story.

Alright guys

Choose More Serious

Choose More Funny

Because I have a version of each.

>>33174586
>Choose More Funny
It's Tony fucking Stark, people. The movie version.

>>33174586
funerious.

>>33174586
>Both

>>33174586
funny all the way

>>33174586
More funney

>>33174600
>>33174608
>>33174611
>>33174627
It appears we have a 2:1 ratio of funny to serious.
OP, you know what to do.

>>33174586
Personally, I like the Movie Stark version where the events are serious, but people aren't.

Which I know is a total pain in your ass.

So, preferably 'serious action, funny dialogue'.

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>>33174586
I'd choose funny, since I've never actually seen the setting played for humour over drama, before.

Having Tywin Lannister teaming up with Stannis the Mannis to become the Straight Men to our Funny Men routine will be glorious.

Also with Reeds, we can pull a Kercheis

>>33174666
Can anything in a song of fir and ice stand up to iron man?

>>33174733
Yes.

>>33174765
I haven't finished reading the books. Care to enlighten me?

>>33174787

The answer is no. All else is butthurt.

>>33174787
Faceless men, armies of zombies lead by magic, dragons, a hellhorn, green magic, red magic, blue magic, black magic and whatever else I am forgetting.

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>>33174842
Thats what I thought.
>>33174902
None of those can crack open the armor bro. Hell he could simply fly mach speed near them and turn their organ into slurry. Thats ignoring any weapons his suit has.

>>33174902
All of which fall to dragons, and dragons<Iron man

>>33174643
Yes I do.

"DO NOT DISPLEASE THE WIZARD! FOR I HAVE BESTED THE GIANT CATS OF YOUR MOUNTAINS!" You say channeling Steven Strange as much as possible . Using your boosters to get up ontop of the ruin wall and spot the youth who is curled into the fetal position laughing. He looks about 15, but has really long blonde hair. He looks up at you in a bit of shock. Then he stops and starts laughing more.

You then land next to him with a thud and look him dead in his eyes he stops laughing.

"WIZARD!" You say in a voice that causes Reed to start laughing and the man to start laughing again.

"BY THE WONDROUS WINDS OF WATOON!" you say in the same voice causing Reed to cackle. "BEHOLD MY MIGHTY POWERS OF WIZARDRY!" you say playing music and pulling out your welder and an aerosol to create a fire stream. The man then stops laughing briefly and offers out his arm
"I have never met a funnier man in my life." He says as you clasp his arm "I am Prince Rhaegar Taragryen." He says. "And you ser?"

"Anthony Stark. But you can call me Tony." He laughs and then stops. "A Stark? Here? Surely ser I have never met a better jokester much less a Stark to have such a sense of humor. Your friend?" He asks.

"Doctor Reed Richards." You say.

"What is a Doctor?" he asks "and more precisely what are you two?"

> WIZARD! and WIZARDS!
> A doctor is someone who has studied a subject for a long time. But we are wizards/knights. It's complicated.
> "We have come from somewhere far off that nobody could normally get to in your lands. And A doctor is sort of like a wizard. Only less fun."

>>33174666
>>33174730
Gotta agree with this. This is Tony in another world, with people he doesn't really know or has a reason to care about immediately. It's not really the place for much seriousness, or at least not for seriousness to take the front seat.

If things kept going on as silly, that'd be best - that way any seriousness will have more impact when it comes about.

>>33174733
Let's see... Tony with his suit is presumably strong enough to help fight off an army. Aside from maybe fully developed dragons, few things in this universe are going to be a direct threat to him. If forced into a confrontation with them, the entire force of White Walkers might be able to outlast him. Like >>33174902 says, there's also faceless men and magicians to worry about, although those are few and far between.

No, the real pain in the ass is going to be the politics. Who should he side with or support? How should he determine which people are trustworthy and all that?

>>33174984
> "I am Prince Rhaegar Taragryen."
Oh shit son

Oh shit

>>33174956
The ice blades of the others ended up destroying castle-forged steel after Royce parried three blows.

>>33175004
That's right son. That first d100? That was to determine a specific location in history. That first three D6s- that is where you would go!

>>33175004
Certainly not Rhaegar 'PRODUCT OF 500 YEARS OF INBREEDING' Targaryen.

Nor Robert 'ALL MY PROBLEMS ARE NAILS' Baratheon.

>>33174984
>Wizard! and Wizards!
My sides.
>>33175026
Iron man takes tank shells and gets thrown through stone walls with out effect. Please show me a plain steel sword that can do that as well and I will concede that you are right.

>>33175092
This is young not in his prime Rhaegar. Granted this means that not fat Robert is also in play. Which means, there are ton of things for you guys to do!

Aren't you guys excited?

>>33175004
I happen to be an expert on this subject.

Honestly it depends on what kind of suit Tony has made, presumably since he decided that this would be the perfect opportuinity to test it it's a suit built around survival in hostile environments so I'd give it resiatance to the elements (cold, fire, radiactivity etc) giving him the ability to operate in space or underwater.

I'd say most of its offensive capabilities would be invested in Repulsor weaponry, and its flight systems would be repulsor based so that his arc reactor is all he needs to depend on, I'd say it has self repair and limited fabrication capabilities depending on basic nanotech allowing him to build replacement parts out of whatever elements he encounters, and maybe improvements for his armor.

This is serious tech so he wouldn't necessarily have all the offensive power his other suits would have, so he could take on a couple dragons maybe but he'd need to get some repairs afterwards, so our load out is probably, Flight System, Forcefield Defences, Stark Patented Armor Plating, Repulsor bnased flight system that can double as an offensive repulsor array, and of course a chest mounted unibeam (multiple funtionality energy weapon, laser canon, heavy repulsor blaster, anti missile system etc)

It'd give him the ability to take on armies but make a fight with say, a serious magic user or dragon dangerous if he doesn't bring his A Game.

>>33175142
is it possible to prevent Aerys from going to Duskendale? That would solve a lot of problems.

Well... until Rhaegar decides to kidnap Lyanna.

>>33158634
Fuck no, that's Thor.

Cap kneels to no one, so he's a wildling, if he's not stuck inside the Wall somewhere...I swear, that guy and ice...

>>33175171
What. Don't be the soloution. Be the problem.

>>33174984
> A doctor is someone who has studied a subject for a long time. But we are wizards/knights. It's complicated. Technically, I'm a doctor too, but nobody ever calls me that.

Funnily enough, nobody ever calls Tony 'doctor' despite having like three PhDs.

>>33175248
So instead of Ser, Rhaegar is going to call Reed and Tony Maester.

>>33174968
>Implying the hellhorn isn't made specifically to make dragons bitches.

>>33174984
"A doctor is a person who has devoted a great deal of time to learning a certain subject, it's usually associated with healers but it can refer to anything from philosophy to study of plants.

Technically I'm a Doctor 3 times over but I'm not really attached to the title...too stuffy."

>>33175248
Depends on the writer really, generally he's said to have graduated from MIT at the top of his class but that doesn't necessarily mean he has a doctorate in anything, I kinda like the idea of him being too busy to study for a doctorate like a normal person and getting awarded one for advancing the field of engineering and such.

>>33175235
That never works shit just gets worse
>What is the Mad King?
>What is Incest?
>What is Everything is Nails Baretheon?

>>33171897
>Summerhall
>Someone playing a harp

OH SHI-

you cheeky bastard, you never said WHEN.

>>33175171

Since we are going to have to do a new thread soon anyways.

You can change the Canon.

It is officially 275 after the landing of Aegon. You can stop Duskendale. There is so much you can do. That being said, this game works on how much rapport you guys can build, and how much you and reed can make things work together.

Also there are other factors that could come into play later.

>>33175412
If you don't bring in DOOM to wreck our shit and have callbacks to camelot I will be displeased Ohest of Pees.

>eralitx gunsmiths
Also gunpowder, we will need gunpowder.

>>33175400
YEP.
>>33175453
It's a distinct possibility on both accounts. Theoretically.

>>33175248
>>33175355

So the literal definition with Wizard flare?

>>33175579
Pretty much, I see no reason to lie or gloss over what a Doctor is, it's a pretty simple concept to explain and understand really.

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>>33175453
>gunpowder in asoiaf
>ironman technology in asoiaf
>any kind of high technology in asoiaf

>>33175579
I think that there should be some kind of emphasis that most Doctors don't get anywhere near what the two of them can pull off. they're the Doctors of Doctors, essentially. IE, Wizards.

>>33175656
I was thinking more blackpowder, saltpeter, charcoal, and sulphur if I'm not mistaken. Cram it in a barrel, light the fuse, toss it at the enemy.

>>33175412
>Since we are going to have to do a new thread soon anyways.
Thread on nighttime /tg/ can linger for like 8 hours after hitting autosage. Just keep an eye on the page count and if you're still trucking when we hit page 10 THEN you make a new thread.

>>33175756
Right.
>>33175626
>>33175677

" Doctors are individuals who go study for long periods of time, usually in philosophy or medicine to better themselves and usually to help others. Technically I have more doctorates than the doctor over there, but I don't like to go into specifics. Besides most people see doctors as stuffy. Most actual regular doctors where we are from, can't do what we are capable. We are unique cases. Funny story though an actual doctor I know, Steven Strange is a proper medicinal doctor and what you would know as a Wizard." You say as Reed has makes his way over with the gear. He offers his hand to Reed and shakes it.

"Reed Richards." The good doctor says causing Rhaegar to look a bit confused.

"That is an interesting combination of names. Reed is a last name here, and Richards, is quite uncommon." He says.

>Roll 1d100 for insight.

"Well, you can stay with me here for the night. The both of you can be my guests. I would offer more, but as you can tell my castle is a bit ruined." He says holding his arms out. "I can however provide wine and food." He says in a calm manner.

"Oh thank god. I was so worry we would have eaten food that he brought along." You say making a motion to the box Reed pulls out.

"That is food?" He says giving a skeptical glance to the box.

"I don't know honestly, sometimes the things they put in those have been expired so long that that food ferments." You say making a disgusted look causing him to chuckle.

"I was able to hunt down a boar, and I was getting ready to prepare it if you would like to help." He says which causes Reed to look extremely giddy. "A Boar? Like a pig? Fascinating. I am very interested. Let me help." Reed says causing the young man to look a bit worried briefly.
He then laughs. "Ah the Wizard routine! You are both very funny!" He says walking off motioning for you two to follow him.

Reed Shrugs as you laugh a little at what just occurred.

>cont

Rolled 48

>>33176002

Rolled 32

>>33176002

Rolled 58

>>33176002
>Roll 1d100 for insight.

Rolled 98

>>33176002

Rolled 54

>>33176089
>post ends in 89
>rolls 98
DANG.

>>33176002

You walk over to what looks like a decent set up for a camp site, at least what would have been one in whatever time period this is. And what looks like the largest pig you have ever seen. That has already been skinned.

The young man then tosses you a wine sack. You catch it quickly and pop it open and quickly smell-- leather. Right. Force of habit. You drink some of the wine which tastes a bit sweet, but it comes off as strong. At least stronger than anything you have had recently.

Reed is gathering samples which causes Rhaegar to look with interest at what Reed is doing. After poking the boar a few times he puts the device back in his pack. You plop your tools and parts bag down next to you and pull up a rock for some makeshift furniture.

"Excuse me, maester--err, Doctor Reed. Could you help with the boar?" He says drawing a huge skewering stick. Reed get's a crazy look in his eye, which normally is bad.

>Watch Reed do his magic
> Help The Young man Skewer the Boar
>other

>>33176118
>post ends in 18
>roll 54
>54/18=3
HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

>>33176127
>Watch Reed do his magic
"Reed, I like my ribs medium-rare, if you'd be so kind"

>>33176141
GABEN BE PRAISED

You notice something. The guy was surprised at your last name, and at Reeds first name. Aside from being a monarchy, apparently there is a huge emphasis on family in this kingdom. At least large enough of a focus that it's implied that your last name is important. Feudalism ho!

>>33176127


>observe as my fellow wizard enacts his ritual!

>>33176127
Its time for Reed to pull a RIIIIIICHAAAAARDS!

>>33176127
>Watch Reed do his magic

>>33176378
Am I the only one who wants to punch Reed in the dick?

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>>33176414
I would've prefered Pym as our science bro frankly.

>>33176517
Honestly I'd prefer having Bruce Banner along, because he's actually a canon friend of Stark in the movieverse.

>>33176554
>Bruce Banner
>CleganeBowlConfirmed.jpg

>>33176554
I prefer the comics continuity, and I like it when the Avengers Science Bros Bro it up.

>>33176174
>>33176278

Reed looks like he is about to try his hand at humor. He then looks at you.

"Reed I like my ribs medium rare, if you would be so kind." Reed then stops and does what sounds like the spookiest impersonation of Doctor Doom you have ever heard.

"BEHOLD! MY MAGICAL RIB COOKING TECHNIQUE! PASSED DOWN FROM GENERATIONS FROM LATVERIAN FAMILY TO LAVERIAN FAMILY!" He says. Rhaegar starts laughing as Reed skewers the boar--

With his fist.

"BEHOLD THE MIGHTY MUSCLE WIZARD AND HIS MAGIC FIST!" Reed shouts as he quickly grabs the lance and puts both the pig and the skewer over the fire. This causes Rhaegar to applaud wildly.

"Well Reed I am certainly impressed though I must say if Victor was here he would be mighty upset." You say.

Reed shrugs a little "Hey, the last time I remember someone was in a situation like this" You put up your hand before Reed Continue

"Reed, let's not tell this story, we don't need to cause or new friend to be confused."

Rhaegar then chuckles a little "It's a little to late for that gentlemen." Says grabbing his harp and strumming a little.

"So what brought you to Westeros?"Rhaegar asks playing quite skillfully, which is pretty impressive for his age.

> Funny story, I through a ball through a door and I wanted to go pick it up but for some reason the door shut behind us
> Adventure mostly. That- scientific breakthroughs, discovery, understanding and because I was bored. Reed tagged along to watch.
> Write in.

>>33176602
>> Adventure mostly. That- scientific breakthroughs, discovery, understanding and because I was bored. Reed tagged along to watch.
Adventure!

>>33176554
>>33176585
>>33176517

Well, there may be a chance for another avenger to join in. Then again, who knows what will happen. Perhaps you guys should vote in the next thread.

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>>33176622
"A vacation, I ran out of metal men to punch."

>>33176622
And the chance to try new booze

>>33176622
>>33176664
>>33176687

Starting to write something, will wait on a few more opinions.

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>>33176716
Also babes, we came here for sexy fantasy babes.

>>33176778
There are, like, 4 babes in the ASOIAF universe.
3 of them aren't even born yet.

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>>33176817
Then CLEARLY we need to get some major league help here and cast a spell or release a virus or something to bring the babe population up to snuff.

>>33176585
>Clegane Bowl

now you see if you anons don't endorse, sponser, and sell merchandise for this as well as ensuring it happens.

I will am become disappoint

>>33176913
>inb4 no viral marketing on /tg/

>>33176817
>What is Hot Dornish Wives?

>>33176958
I'll take "Quests that are never coming back" for 500, Bob.

>>33176602
>> Adventure mostly. That- scientific breakthroughs, discovery, understanding and because I was bored. Reed tagged along to watch.

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>>33176958
We just gotta believe anon

Princely Pls

"Well, I came here for excitement, adventure, scientific discovery, new interesting booze and women." You say in a sort of bland tone which has the young man smile

"Reed came along because..." You look at him and he says

"To make sure that the Iron Man over here didn't accidentally do something stupid." Reed says swigging some of the wine

"The what?" Rhaegar says stopping.

"Where we are from he is also known as Iron Man." Reed says passing the wine sack to Rhaegar.

"Hmmm. My family has given me a moniker too." The young man says taking a swig.

Reed looks over "Oh what would that be?" asking inquisitively.

"The Dragon." Rhaegar says continuing playing his harp.

"That's a pretty good one. So this place is Westeros?" You ask

"Indeed. That is the name of where you are friend. Though, it's really seven different kingdoms."

> Continue discussion on where you are at while waiting for boar to cook.
> Ask about other various scientific things
> Combination of both/ Write in.

>>33177109
> Continue discussion on where you are at while waiting for boar to cook.

>>33177109
> Continue discussion on where you are at while waiting for boar to cook.
>Also ask about local WIZARDS

>>33177109
> Combination of both/ Write in.

Ask him about the names he mentioned were familial

>>33177109
Ask him about the local Starks.

>>33177109
>> Continue discussion on where you are at while waiting for boar to cook.
might be a good idea to know the political climate and such.

>>33177321
>>33177182
>>33177152
>>33177142
>>33177137


"So Rhaegar... You were talking about the local area- Westeros and how it's seven kingdoms. What are they, and also what's so special about Stark as a last name? Other than awesome people like me have it." You say causing Rhaegar to errupt in laughter as he puts down the harp.

"Let me educate you lads on the seven." He says taking a stick from the flames
>roll D100
And draws a map.

"These are the seven kingdoms." He says.
"The north, which is the largest kingdom is a boring land of snow and ice with mostly boring people. They are however Honorable and Hardy. They are ruled by the Starks." He says smiling at you. "which is why I was surprised about your last name being Stark. You look and act nothing like most of them."

Huh.

> What's that kingdom to the south of us
>What Kingdom are we in now
> What is that place with all the mountains
> What is that kingdom to the northwest
>What is that chain of islands over there
> What is that kingdom just to the west of us.

>>33177624
>What Kingdom are we in now
Logical starting point

Rolled 51

>>33177624
>>What Kingdom are we in now