>>33047426
>main hero of the story!
Oh boy benben thread

>>33047440
That's a funny way to write QotW

>>33047462
It's obviously FCC man.

>>33047426
>No one likes Cynthia so we won't bother going over what happened in detail.
Thanks. The bitch is annoying.

>>33047511
Hey, I like Cynthia.

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>Rena is relaxing and petting Kitty.
>The S-Class are all getting ready for a showdown with some of the Villains even offering their help to prevent the complete and utter destruction of the world. When asked what she could do to help she was told that this stuff should be left to the experienced S-Class. She may be an S-Class but she's only been one for a few weeks.
>So she sits and does nothing but train, sleep, and eat.

>Robomaid approaches her with a letter in hand.

RM: "Mistress."

"Hmm?"

RM: "We have a letter from the Queen of the World."

"Oh? What's up?"

RM: "She wishes to invite us to The Nile for the grand opening of their hot spring. She says that because it's indoors in her own private land that no stupid Heroes will interrupt her now."

"A hot spring? What's that?"

RM: "... It is a heated pool, essentially."

"Huh. I've never really been in a pool."

RM: "Can you swim, Mistress?"

"Nope."

RM: "... I think I shall accompany you. For your safety."

"Robomaid, I don't think anyone's gonna attack me while I walk there."

RM: "I insist."

"Alright alright. Who else is going?"

RM: "The letter does not say. However, unlike the last one it does not say you can invite others. I assume this will be a private affair."

"Oh... I wanted to invite Bridgette and Sparkle..."

That kinda sucks. I hope they got an invite anyway. I think Sparkle could use a day to relax.
What kind of things do people bring to these things anyway?

WE HEROQUEST NOW
Let's do Humakt the Champion Hero Quest!

>>33047523
That doesn't change the fact that the bitch is annoying. It just means you like an annoying bitch. Good for you I guess, if you are happy with it.

>>33047535
Bring towels. It'll be wet.
And I guess a swim suit?
>>33047550
You finding someone else annoying is no excuse to be annoying yourself, anon.

>>33047535
Invite them anyway. Robomaid's sisters


Also is Robomaid waterproof?

>>33047535
>What kind of things do people bring to these things anyway?
You bring a beach ball to the beach, so obviously you bring a hot springs ball to a hot spring.

It's foolproof.

>>33047535
Have they invented waterproof handheld gaming systems yet?

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>>33047535
sling bikini is the standard dress

Robomaid will back me up on this

Rolled 10

>>33047535
>What kind of things do people bring to these things anyway?
Alcohol, absolutly no towels.

>>33047535
Robomaid might not be... conductive... to water.

Buy a new swimsuit. The one you have you already wore at QotW's previous get-together, so you can't wear that anymore.

>>33047535
Towels.
Swimsuit is not needed. Hot springs are best enjoyed in nude. You wrap in a towel when you are out of water.
Bring some fruits.

>>33047535
Bring a bathing suit, and a towel. That's all you'll need.

>>33047562
>Also is Robomaid waterproof?
Given the pervesions her creator was into, I'd wager she is.

>>33047535
I don't think they even wear swimsuits in hot springs.

I think it's just you and a towel.

Maybe bring some snacks?

>>33047535
Aww yeah, onsen episode. Every good show has an onsen episode.

Prepare for shenanigans, girl!

>>33047535
We need all the robosisters for thisone.

>>33047535
Bring a watermelon. The others will appreciate it.

>>33047608
This anon knows what's up. Towels and fruits.
Some cold beverages and other snacks go well too.

>>33047535
Sparkle worked with Cynthia to trick you. Screw her, don't invite her.

Call Bridgette, though. Or even better, call the Queen if it's okay to bring Bridgette with you. She could use a rest after that heart attack.

>>33047535
Towels, a change of clothes, maybe a swimsuit

>>33047535
Towels, clothes, badminton set

>Hot spring

Someone restrain FCC-man.

Bring your own ping pong paddle. The one you won that championship with. Prepare for a ping pong tournament.

Make sure to wear cute panties.

>>33047646

Is Bridgette in any condition to be in a hot springs with Rena after her heart attack and helping Rider?

>>33047535
Don't invite anyone, jeez.

>>33047535
Bring alcohol. Bring LOTS of alcohol. It is traditional for hot springs. They'll thank you for your consideration.

And bring milk bottles so you can do that gaaahhh!!!!

>>33047571

FOOLPROOF! I love it. This.

>>33047604

I think you mean conducive? Either way, given her previous owner's... tendencies, I doubt she's permeable in any way. *cough*

>>33047660
We passed up our chance at getting an anti-FCC voucher. FCC-Man will be all over this, and he'll rub it in our face too.
(not that anything would be visible anyway, this is a blue board)

>>33047535

You really ought to call to see if it's OK to invite anyone over before inviting anyone.

It might be OK or even expected to bring Robo-Maid along since she is your apprentice/housekeeper.

>>33047535
This might be a change of subject, but what are you doing with the apartment complex that you bought? I imagine it can get pretty expensive to own an entire building.

Also, how's Bridgette doing? She kind of exhausted herself helping Rider.

>>33047535
Why even wear anything? Hot Springs are best enjoyed as god intended.

>>33047693
>blue board

He can still link them.

>>33047535
Hot springs must be like hot tubs, a place where everybody shares the same recycled water and sits around drinking and talking. So bring a swimsuit, bring some liquor, and go relax.

You can't bring Sparkle because Sparkle is an S-class and S-class are all on a mission, right?

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>>33047444
No, Pinky, you're like 8 hours too late.
Guess what you missed?

>>33047732
He could.

Also well-placed mists.

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"Bring your sisters along anyway. They need to get out more."

RM: "Very well."

"I'm sure Queen won't mind. You're all waterproof, right?"

RM: "Completely."

"Awesome. Okay so... towels, snacks, bathing suits, more snacks. We need to grab all those things."

RM: "Very well. Anything else mistress?"

"A hot springs ball. Like a beach ball but for the hot springs."

RM: "..."

"Do you know where they sell those?"

>Robomaid does her best to explain to Rena that such a thing doesn't exist. Her voices carries the same tone of a teacher trying to correct a student without pointing out how retarded they sound.

"I see..."

RM: "Will that be all, mistress? I've emailed Raindrops and she says it is fine to bring my sisters and myself but no more. She also wants us all there as soon as possible."

>>33047711
It's pretty cool. I have Robomaid doing all the accounting and she says we should be more than okay so long as everyone doesn't just leave or something.
Bridgette seemed... I don't know. Last time I called her she was mostly rambling.
I'm kinda worried about her but her sister might be at her place so I... Kinda been avoiding her.

>>33047693
>blue board
>being this meta

Stop, anon
you're gonna jinx it

>>33047736
This guy is right, hot springs are like giant, natural hut tubs.
And what do you bring into a hut tub?

That's right, a rubber ducky. Or kitty, in your case.

>>33047535
>"Huh. I've never really been in a pool."
Jesus Christ, girl, how old are you?

>>33047744
Oh my, that is some wide face.

>>33047751
Don't forget alcohol.

>>33047744
Midori being a cunt and waifuing

>>33047751
Did Robomaid get more hair?
I didn't think she could grow her hair

>>33047751
Call Queen and ask if she invited Bridgette. Ask if its okay to invite her if not.

>>33047751
Wait, you've been avoiding Bridgette?

WHY DO YOU THINK SHE'S SO RAMBLE-Y?
YOU'RE HER WAIFU, RENA
It's just a fact of life
platonic or no, she loves you
and she misses you
find her and hug her

>>33047752
>4th wall
>0 fucks

>>33047751
Aaaaaalcohol. And not some weak stuff, bring the real deal.

>>33047805
>Midori
>being a cunt

u wot m8?

No, seriously, explain your reasoning to me. I wannna know.

>>33047751
> Last time I called her she was mostly rambling.
About what? Maybe you should check out if she's going, she might be feeling under the weather.

Also, you've never learned to swim? Didn't your parents ever teach you or something?

>>33047751
Yeah, looks like I mixed up "foolproof" and "proof that you are a fool", sorry about that.

When your friends are feeling ramble-y, avoiding them is probably just going to make things worse. We get that you aren't exactly on the best of terms with Cynthia, but it's not like it's stopped you before.

>>33047751
>her sister might be at her place so I... Kinda been avoiding her.
Girl, you can be kind of a bitch you know?

>>33047812
Maybe she has wigs. Like Rena collects hats.

>>33047751
Pigtail Robomaid is cute

>>33047837
Go read the damn thread.

>>33047751
Well, if you can't bring a beach ball, then a rubber duck would be fun too. Have you got one of those? I don't remember seeing you bathe.

>I'm kinda worried about her but her sister might be at her place so I... Kinda been avoiding her.
I don't blame you. She's dangerous. I think that the only way we'll have a workable relationship with her is when you have some way of defending yourself effectively.

>>33047850
I thought fedorafag did it when he turned her into the goth loli bot

>>33047751
>as soon as possible
I guess nothing else then.
Also POOR BRIDGETTE.

We need to visit her regardless of sister status soon.

>>33047847
It's Cynthia, frankly torching the place with the both of them inside would be a fair trade.

>>33047879
Anon, there is a point where your bitterness starts defying reason, and you've passed it.

>>33047868
I did, guy. I was there.

She was clingy and possessive
Y'know, like a girl who's possessive and who worries and such
She's clingy

Not a 'cunt'

Pull your head outta your ass, guy, you're just bringing the both of us down. Let's enjoy Hero Quest as it was meant to be enjoyed!

>>33047751
OH! Rena, what do you think of Cynthia's legs when she's not in Succubus form?

>>33047751
Just tell them both Cynthia makes you uncomfartable and you do not want to be in the same place with her. Then you can work out times with Bridgette and spend some time together with your friend.

>>33047879
...

Brocookie, you've got some major problems.

>>33047898
>kissing her in the middle of an important meeting
>rubbing it in wendy's face.
She was being a right cunt.

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>>33047784
We never had a pool and the ones in the Dome are expensive...

>>33047844
That wasn't nice of you...

>>33047875
>>33047847
I...


>>33047826
"Alcohol. We need to get that too. Can you pack my stuff for me? I wanna visit Bridgette."

RM: "But we need to be there soon..."

"I'll catch up. I'm fast, remember?"

RM: "Very well, Mistress."

>Rena leaves Robomaid to her work and heads off to Bridgette's home. She builds up the courage to face Cynthia on the way over but still feels her heart beating wildly in her chest.

>>33047902
Eh? They're cute, I suppose. Better than snake tail or spider legs.

>She reaches her friend's apartment and knocks on the door.
>No reply.

>She knocks harder.
>Still nothing.

>She calls her and hears the phone ringing inside.

She never leaves her phone behind...

>Rena checks the door and finds it unlocked. She opens it up and finds...
>Bridgette, laying on the floor in her bat form. She smells of alcohol.

This is a first.

>>33047965
Revive her with a kiss.

>>33047965
quick! CPR! be sure to use tongue!

>>33047965
Oh god, what if she was undressed before transforming.

Anyway, pick her up and place her on the bed.

>>33047965
Put her in her bed. Make a sandwich as best as we can and a glass of ice water, and put them on the night-stand for her when she wakes up. Then get to the hot spring.
A hangover is something you cannot cure or speed up. You can just make it more pleasant.

>>33047965
Poke her, make sure she's okay and then head out to that hot spring

>>33047965
PANIC

OH GOD IS SHE OKAY

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOUR BEST FRIEND DIES

QUICK, GIVE HER MOUTH TO MOUTH

>>33047965
Ruffle her hair.
You know you want to ruffle her adorable hair.

>>33047965
Whoa, drunk as a bat.
Check if she's still breathing. Throwing up while unconscious can be kinda dangerous.

>>33047965
Tip some cold water over her, that's the traditional method of waking someone up from a binge!

>>33047965
Get glass of cold water, sprinkle her for a bit, then let her drink some once she comes to her senses.

Does the phone show who's calling?

>>33047965
Wow, I'm glad we came over here. First, check to see if she's still breathing, and her heart's beating, and she doesn't have any other serious injuries. Then we move her to a bed and see if we need to do something to take care of her.

If you've got a spare moment, you might want to call Queen and tell her that you're helping Bridgette.

>>33047965
Put her on a pillow with a cloth over her or something. Bats are actually pretty bad at keeping warm, especially with their wings outstretched. Must be uncomfy.

>>33047965
Put her in bed and pour her a glass of water, after you sure she's okay go to that hot spring
I don't want to miss out on this

>>33047965
We are in a hurry. Leave her and let's go to the hot springs. Remember to check on her later though. Spend some time with her.

>>33048003
>>33047984
>>33047980
This is not a problem CPR can solve.

>>33048036
I am not sure about trying to wake the drunk bat.

Hangovers are best slept through.

>>33047965
Put her in her bed.

>>33048038
>>33048045
Actually, is it okay with Queen if we bring her with us, so we can make sure she's alright? If not, then I think we should see to her health before worrying about the hot spring party. You can always have a party later, but you can't overlook the people close to you.

Also, FCC-man should be fine so long as the place is misty enough.

>>33047751
>"Are you all waterproof?"
>"Completely.'

Am I the only one who, considering their former master, found thay deadpan response a bit squicky?

>>33047942
>implying she knew
>implying being possessive of her waifu is being a cunt

I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree there, comrade

>>33048089
We have to make sure it's just hangover, not alcohol poisoning.
And at least just put her into the bed and put a bucket next to her.

>>33047847
The other guy saying it would even it to kill them both might have exaggerated, but honestly it's not bitchy at all to avoid Bridgette when Cynthia might be around. I would completely understand if someone wanted to avoid me because I owned an aggressive poisonous snake.

Do...do bats have alcohol tolerance? I know some animals go batshit when they have an liquor.

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>Rena checks to see if her friend is okay. She appears to be breathing steadily, just completely out of it.
>She scoops up her tiny body and places her in a bed with a blanket over her and a nice glass of water and special Rena Sandwich beside her.
>After ruffling the little bit of hair on her head she starts to walk off.

B: "Rena..?"

>She turns and sees Bridgette awake and staring at her out of her tiny eyes.

B: "Oh god... I must look horrible... What are you doing here?"

"I came to check up on you. I was worried."

B: ".... Thanks."

"You okay?"

B: "I'll get better. My family is very good at getting sober. But uh... Thanks for checking in."

"No problem. Get some rest, okay? I made you something to eat when you get hungry. I'll come by again later, okay?"

B: "Okay..."

>Rena smiles at her and leaves the room.

1/2
Looks like Cynthia isn't here too. I wonder where she went.

>>33047965
Hug her
Snuggle with her like last time

Share body heat
keep her liver warm
I think that'll help it process the alcohol faster?
Also, it'll be cute

WIN-WIN

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>>33048158
>I made you something to eat when you get hungry.
AAAAAAAAA

>>33047965
Put her in her bed, and comfy her in. Then get her some water and something for her hangover, maybe some coffee and some pills.
Also, call Robomaid, say you'll be late a bit. Bridgette comes first, you'll probably have to look after her. She had a heart attack recently, she shouldn't be doing this to herself now.

Maybe see if she'd be willing to move in with you, or at least into an apartment near you. You can keep an eye out for her then, so she doesn't do this again. And because visiting her will become much easier, not to mention that you'll actually care for her, unlike Cynthia.

>>33048158
>special Rena Sandwich
This worries me. Your cooking skills have progressed beyond "health hazard", haven't they?

>>33048158
...Did Bridgette even realize that she was in bat form?

>>33048158
>special rena sandwich
What are the chances it is actually edible?
You HAVE been getting lessons.

>>33048158
>that bat-blush

HNNNnnngg...

>>33048192
It's special, she must've put a lot of care and effort into it.

It's just ham and cheese on some bread.

>>33048192
pastrami with cream cheese on banana bread

>>33048191
I don't think so.

>>33048207
Is the cheese cut too-thick and the ham unevenly distributed?

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>At The Nile Rena is greeted by a girl who looks shockingly similar to Queen of the World.

???: "Greetings, Rena. My name is Lolu and I'll be your guide. Queen of the World has been expecting you and you'll be pleased to know the Robo-sisters already arrived ahead of you. I can take any bags you have to your room."

"I have a room here?"

L: "Of course. This will be a one day one night event. Completely closed off to the public and only for Queen of the World's guests. Because this is a test run she does request that you not leave the area until the event is over. But don't worry, we have everything you'll need to be comfortable here."

Wow. I feel so... Fancy

L: "We'll begin the event shortly so if you have anything you need to pick up before we start I suggest you do so now. The doors will be closing in half an hour."

>>33048295
Ruffle Lolu's hair.

>>33048284
its a slice of bread between wheel of cheese and a ham

>>33048295
Um... Rena, do you know what a crossdresser (or transvestite) is?

>>33048295

Rena, did you pack extra socks and underwear?
ALWAYS pack extra socks and undies
You never know

>>33048295
Question.
Why are we sealed in here for two days?

>>33048295
We should probably get a toothbrush and toothpaste and a flashlight

>>33048295
I think we have everything, shit wait who's taking are of Kitty?
Text someone and ask them to keep an eye on him

>>33048312
10/10, would dine again

>>33048295
Do you have some clothes for the pajama party? Or will they provide those for you?
What does this test run include, so you know what you need to pick up real quick?

Also, Lolu seems like a nice girl. You should introduce her to Bridgette.

>>33048295
Well since you'll be spending the night, maybe you'll need a night dress and a change of clothes as well?

>>33048295
wait, we aren't allowed to leave and come back?
I have to go get kitty.

>>33048326
of course

she is one

>>33048331
Probably lewd reasons
>>33048348
I concur

>>33048295
Lolu is cute, you should hang out with her.

>>33048295
I can think of nothing. Also this girl is pretty cute, maybe she could offer you flat-fashion advice?

>>33048295
That's not a girl, Rena.

One day one night means it's a sleepover. You need a toothbrush, toothpaste, etc. Maybe some video games.

>>33048295
Do you have a rock with you? You know, just in case.

>>33048331

we murder mystery party boys

>>33048405
>QotW dressed in a detective outfit
Yes.

>>33048326
I feel like Rena is probably the single person to whom the matter of Lolu's gender would matter the least

>>33048405
Okay, bro, I get what you're saying
But, for the love of god, please use commas

>>33048295
Just to clarify, you can be still reached on the phone if there is emergency or something, right?

>>33048295
Look under her eyepatch

>>33048430

that's way too many commas if you asking me, but sure

we murder mystery now, boys

>>33048295
I suggest calling someone and telling them what you're doing, so they can look after your apartment and pets and things like that. I'd recommend Jade Revolver or Shadow Man.

Also, have you got a portable gaming console with you? It'd be nice to have one of those to show to Queen; I'm not sure she even knows about video games.

>>33048405
I am anonymous and I endorse this motion.

>>33048405
vroom vroom party starter

>>33048295
I'm suspicious. This could be an evil plot. Still, Queen has never been too malicious, so I'm willing to risk it.

>>33048469
Right, we forgot Kitty. And the plant. And the oven.

>>33048507
And lights. And the coffeemaker. And the kitchen faucet.

>>33048523
We didn't touch any of those things back in Bridgette's apartment, did we?

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I don't want to bring Kitty to something like this but I should call ahead. Oh, and I need to buy a toothbrush.It would be quicker than walking all the way back home.

>Rena sets up her home so that Shadow Man is watching her Kitty and plant. When she returns from the store with a few essentials she bumps into Bridgette outside.

"Oh! You're better!"

And she smells like lilacs now.

B: "Yeah, told you we get over it quickly. I got an invite for this and... Figured you'd be here."

"Awesome. Did you know this was a sleepover? I had to grab some things."

B: "I didn't, guess I should run to the store too. I'll see you inside."

>As she heads off she glances back at Rena.

B: "And thanks for the sandwich."
====================================

>The event soon begins and it's packed with people that Rena knows, both Heroes and Villains. She notes that Cynthia isn't here at all.
>Our Hero steps into the changing room after all the others and into the part marked Hot Springs.

...
Why
Why is everyone else naked.

>>33048467
I thought you might say that- originally that was one line, with appropriately placed commas

I tend to be rather... verbose? I use lotsa words.

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>>33048460
Hey! That's really personal thing! That's like wanting to look at girl's underwear!

>>33047822
>find her and hug her, reminding her of all the things she will never have
FTFY

>>33048558
Because a hot spring is a public bath, silly.

>>33048558
TIME TO UNDRESS

>>33048558
No choice, I guess it's a naked thing, now take off your clothes

>>33048558
>Bridgette in a hoodie
Literally the cutest.
If everyone else is naked, Rena, you should get naked yourself.

>>33048558
Rena I think you misunderstood the nature of hot springs. People are generally naked while in them, as it is a communal bathing type of thing.

Perhaps go back and put the swimsuit away.

>>33048558
Rena, girl, let me tell you a few things about bathing at hot springs...

> chests ecources

>>33048558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlR9h3VfZf4

>>33048558
"Is this some kind of weird erotic thing? Because I don't do this kind of weird erotic thing."

>captcha: mesmally Autographs

>>33048558
Get naked already you dimwited surfboard.

>>33048558
A hot spring is a naked thing, you can't be wearing clothes to it

>>33048558

It's bathing.

Go hang out with some of the other flat girls.

Like Lolu.

>>33048558
>cynthia wasn't invited
Oh geez

>>33048558
Well, that wasn't exactly what I was expecting. Might as well go with it, though. Could be pretty relaxing.

>>33048558
Aerodynamics.

It's to help you swim better.

>Locked in
Either QotW Really wants to keep FCC-Man out, or >>33048405 is onto something.
Either is fine, preferably both.

>>33048558
>Bridgette is suddenly better
>Cynthia is nowhere to be found
Can Cynthia turn into Bridgette?

>>33048641
The only thing that could be worse?
>Cynthia *was* invited and didn't come

>>33048558
Rena that's how people go to hot springs. Just how it works. It's a cultural thing. It'd be more awkward to be the only one wearing a swimsuit, also kind of rude.

It's nothing lewd or sexual, don't worry.

>>33048558
When in rome, do like a roman.

>>33048641
Good? I mean, it would be pretty unpleasant if she were here.

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>>33048558
Allow me to explain...

>>33048674
Bridgette said monsters were good at sobering up
and thanked Rena for the sammich

It's almost certainly not Cynthia... right?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrZFxhrPUI
Oh my.

>>33048558
You can still wear a swimsuit if you want. It looks good on you.

If the dome is poweerful enough to keep out god creatures, why has it not been weaponized or miniaturized, yet?

Go with the flow, baby! Don't worry, it's all misty. Who's here?

>>33048675
Oh double geez.

>>33048689
Are you trying to do some kind of false-flag cnythia hater operation where you hate cynthia in an annoying manner repeatedly until everyone hates people who hate cynthia more than cynthia?

>>33048608
Not erotic, as such.

It's just a weird cultural thing. Though I'd be curious to know how Queenie picked up on it.

Where is she, anyway

>>33048695
Wait, did she thank Rena for the sandwich?

In that case, she probably didn't eat it.

>>33048706
If brickwork is powerful enough to keep out the wind and defy gravity, why has it not been weaponized or miniaturized yet?

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>>33048558
Get in there, Rena!

>>33048713
>I'd be curious to know how Queenie picked up on it.
Robomaid or Raindrops. She probably wanted a spa, then Raindrops mentioned how a hot spring is more exotic or something.

>fgirli Egypt

>>33048718

Harsh, man. Harsh.

>>33048709
I'm sorry you don't agree with my opinion and find it annoying. I find it pretty annoying that people still like Cynthia despite all the shit she's done.

>>33048723
>why has it not been weaponized or miniaturized yet
Rena's rock throwing disagrees with both of these points.

She was ahead of the curve. Which explains why she doesn't have any.

>>33048558
eh, it's fine.

Bridgette totally ate your sandwich.
Your cooking is getting better! She's not even throwing up.

>>33048718
It was a Special Rena sandwich. That's 50% Special and 50% Rena. You can't go wrong with that.

>>33048732
Oh fuck, did we bring a rubber duckie?

>>33048744
Have you ever tasted anything cooked by Rena?

>>33048558
STRIP, RENA.

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>>33048709

I think that might actually be right, anon.
[Shadowruns intensify]

>>33048718
mah sides

>>33048713
Hotsprings transcend space and time.

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>>33048773
> Oh fuck, did we bring a rubber duckie?
We did.

>>33048783
You mean, like libraries? Is there some sort of hot spring library around in metaphysical abstract reality?

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Hi I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such films as "Dial R for Railroading" and "Massacre on 40k street". The folks at Hero Quest are proud to present what you've all been waiting for. HARDCORE NUDITY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHEsE9yN2CY

>>33048768
Well, Rena can. Though apparently didnt.

It probably helps she has a cast iron stomach.

Sometimes the taste of something matters less than the fact you need something in your stomach and if you dont feel up to making it yourself, it doesnt matter how meiocre or terrible it is

>>33048759
Yep, sounds like an intentionally-antagonistic false flag operation.

>>33048558
Join them, as is custom.

>>33048844
>intentionally-antagonistic false flag operation.
Or you are patanoid beyond all human reason.

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Huh...
Okay.
I was just curious, really.

>Rena goes back and changes out of her bathing suit and reenters wearing only a towel. She finds Bridgette and enters the spring beside her.
>From the looks of it the Robosisters are all here along with herself, Bridgette, Jade Revolver, Cosplay Lass, and two people Rena doesn't recognize. Raindrops and Queen of the World are nowhere to be seen...

>Still, no point in worrying... The water washes away all anxiety and stress and Rena finds herself sinking into it.

"This is nice..."

B: "Mhmm..."

???: "Attention, peasants!"

1/2

>>33048862
Rena has boobs!

>>33048862
What is Bridgette looking at?
Where is our rubber duckie?

>>33048860
It stops being paranoia when we've seen it several times confirmed.

>>33048862

Uh, Bridgette.

I think it's impolite to stare.

>>33048862
Buy the BD or DVD for de-misted version!

>>33048862
Bridgette please
Just because nothing is there doesn't make it okay to stare

>>33048862
>Cosplay Lass
This will end up badly.

>>33048862
Aint that warm water nice, rena?
Wonder if FCC man is going to bust this one.

>>33048910
She's supposed to have a kid in the future right?

Tonight she get knocked up.

>>33048706
Prince probably has

>>33048910
What harm could there be? She's Cosplay Lass. She won't do anything bad without a costume!

>>33048929
Either her, or Raindrops has an eggbaby.

>>33048938
Don't you realize that every woman in an onsen episode becomes unstoppable? She has the power of comedic set-up on her side.

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QotW: "I am glad to see you all answered my summons! Welcome to my new Hot Spring! I order you all to enjoy yourselves! There is a bar filled with the finest wine outside when you are done here and the spring itself shall be open all day and night! When you have had enough fun and wish to retire for a moment you may rest in the many comfortable rooms that have been provided for you. You can not say am I not a generous Queen."

RD: "Queenie..."

QotW: "What is is, my Queen?"

RD: "You... You might want to cover up before you enter the spring..."

QotW: "And deny the peasants my marvelous form? Blasphemy. Lolu, get the drinks!"

>Rena sees Lolu sending out drinks to everyone in small floating boats. A few swim past her.

>Rena tries to get a better look at the people who she doesn't recognize but the fog blocks her view.
>She sees Jade Revolver waving at her.

>>33049060
Go talk to JR, she probably has more future BenBen fanfiction.

>>33049060
Wave Jade over, and get a drink too

>>33049060
Rena, get drunk on wine and make out with Bridgette.

>>33049060
W should ask Queenie who Lolu is. Why do they look so similar?

>>33049060
Pretend you didn't see her and wander off in the opposite direction to say hi to some people.

Jade Revolver is... nice, but if you talk to her now, you'll be stuck with her all night and she has issues in polite company. You wont be able to meet other people with her tagging along. Not without her saying weird porn things anyway.

>>33049060
Share a few drinks with JR and talk about recent things.

>>33049060
wave at jade.

Do we get one of those drinks?

>>33049060
Maybe JR knows who the two people you don't recognize are. She's been here longer than you have already, so she might've met them already.

That, and she's probably written something about both of them already, so she probably knows a little something even if they've never met in person.

An advance warning: playing around with the wine boats is probably a faux pas, but after consuming enough of the wine people probably won't care.

>>33049060

>JR
>Naked among all these adults
>with alcohol

call the police, we're serving naked serving drinks to naked minors

>>33049060
Wave Jade over. The more the merrier.

Maybe grab a drink for yourself. Keep watch out for Bridgette, you don't want her getting drunk and doing weird stuff.

>>33049104
Would it be inappropriate of me to agree with this?

Except maybe the wine part.
Kinda seems a little too un-classy for wine-drinking, I guess?

Rolled 22, 41, 45, 17 = 125

>>33049060

wave to JR politely but avoid her for now for >>33049113
reason

>>33049060
Go meet the two strangers! Always nice to meet new friends.

>>33049060
She can be the queen of my world any time she wants, if you get what I mean.

>>33049060
Why do I have a feeling this might be the event that causes Empress of the World to be born?

>>33049060
Go to Jade but Thank Queen for inviting us always be nice to the people who have been nice to us

>>33049060
Have a single drink. Alcohol in moderation is fine.

Go say hi to Jade!

>>33049139
Chill out, Anon, she's half-villain
It's what all the cool villains are doing these days

>>33049139
Does the law here even work that way?
Is there a drinking age limit under the domes?
And who knows maybe 16 is the age of adulthood here.

Besides we are the law.

>>33049139
The only one that could stop this is FCC-man, and do you really want to summon him here?
A sad box might be enough for the time being.

>>33049184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

>>33049104
And break that poor monsters heart?

>>33049204
Making out drunk is perfectly fine and justified.

>>33049203
Actually I was thinking more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij0e6GXoEjs

>>33049246
And she'd still never have the relationship she'd want and it would probably feed into her alcohol and self loathing issues.

How will Jade Revolver almost die in this chapter?

>>33049315
She's gonna see Rena's butt

>>33049315
>How will Jade Revolver almost die in this chapter?
Alcohol poisoning

>>33049315
She meets her future self.

>>33049315

Fainting from fanfic idea overload.

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>>33049297
>NegaRena NTR's Bridgette away from us

How mad would you be?

>>33049315
pulmonary embolism from remaining sitting writing fanfiction for hours on end one too many times

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>Rena waves politely at Jade but decides to not go over to her just now. Instead she makes her way over to the new people.
>One of them is staring quite intently at Rena and the other doesn't seem to mind her around at all. A boat sails by and Rena grabs one of the drinks on it.

"Hey there. I'm Rena."

>Rena does her best to be as friendly as possible to the two but they both just stare at her.

"Uhm... Are you guys Heroes or Villains?"

???: "Hero." The fair skinned one replies.

???: "Neither... Do I know you from somewhere?"

"Uhm... Maybe. What's your name?"

OL: "Olivia. Olivia Guard."

"No, can't say I've met you before... And what's yours?"

TKO: "TKO is my Hero Name."

"Well it's nice to meet you two."

They're both rather... quiet. And the Olivia girl is really creeping me out.

>>33049315
Dry drowned and then left in the hot spring to mislead the investigation/

>>33049350
Well, we kind of brought it on our selves, so we can't be that pissy.

>>33049368
You should pop Olivia's top.

>>33049368
introduce yourself. Its only polite

>>33049368
>Olivia Guard

Wait a minute... put a hat on her.

>>33049368
Ask them how they know Queenie or how they got invited

>>33049368
>They're both rather... quiet. And the Olivia girl is really creeping me out.
Try to picture her with a hat and an eyepatch.

>>33049368
Offer to get them drinks? That's always a way to break the ice.

Maybe ask them how they know Queenie

>>33049368
Look more closely ate Olivia. There's something... strangely familiar about her.

>>33049368
Rena, don't be rude. You met Olivia back when you were visiting Bridgette at the hospital.

She's probably a bit peeved you don't remember her.

>>33049368
You did meet Olivia briefly, she took your hat but then gave it back
Remember?

>>33048938
>She won't do anything bad without a costume!
Some years ago, I attended event that could be best described as amateur con. One of the activities there was cosplay. Obviously there were some anime things of varying quality but by the end of it, a girl walks up the stage in jeans and shirt (it was before Death Note aired, so no jokes about genderbent L could have been made). The guy at the microphone asks what's up, she says that she'll be cosplaying as well just needs to change real quick, goes behind the screen... and comes back less than a minute late completly and I mean completly naked anouncing herself as "hentai-chan".
Her figure was, to put it mildly, below average standards of atractiveness.
Few camera flashes and some dry heaving later the organisers caught up, threw a blanket over her and carried her off the stage.

Moral of the story: for depraved enough fangirl, even nudity is a weapon.

>>33049368
Olivia's the evil magical girl who attacked Sparkle and chased her to your house. She was being controlled by her hat, but she's mostly harmless now.

>>33049368

WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK

IF IT TAKE IT OFF, WILL SHE DIE?

>>33049113
When was the last time we were in polite company?

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>>33049467

>>33049368
Well, this is a bit awkward.
That one on the left looks familiar.

Break the ice with some conversation about something. Not yourself.

>>33049368
Rena you should probably steer clear of Olivia. You know Edgemurder? It turns out that Olivia changes personalities and gains a unique powerset depending on what hat she wears. The Edgemurder villain was a result of her wearing that tiny tophat. She's probably got some residual hostility from her experiences as Edgemurder, but she doesn't remember anything.

At some point in the future I'd like to find a hat that she can wear without her personality changing too much, or at least not to one as lame/dangerous as Edgemurder. She could be a pretty cool villain or hero.

>>33049368
>TKO
I hope it doesn't mean what I think it means.

>>33049368

What rank is TKO?

What's her super powers!

Regale her with your amazing library of abilities.

>>33049368
>TKO
Like Technical Knock-Out?
Any relation to Three Punch Man?

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"... Waaait! I remember you now! You're the girl with the hat thing! Yeah... How are you feeling now?"

OL: "........ OH! OH OH! It's YOU! You're the reason I was in the hospital! I don't remember why but you're it! I was cut up everywhere for a week! What did you do to me!? Tell me now!"

TKO: "Calm down."

OL: "No! This girl knows something about what happened to me and I demand to know!"

Did she lose all her memory..?
Was that my fault?
I didn't mean to hurt her!

OL: "Tell me now, or else!"

>Everyone in the springs is staring at them. Rena sees Robomaid making her way over, clearly intent on breaking Olivia if she tries anything.

>>33049430
That's hilarious and disgusting at the same time.

>>33049543
you tried to kill my friend

>>33049543
Hurry, grab Robo-maid, hair-band (the maid one) and put it on her

>>33049543
Wait, I remember now, that girl is EdgeMurder.

>>33049543
HUG THE LOLI

CONFESS YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS, RENA

>>33049565
This! We need to change her personality.

>>33049543
HUG TIME

>>33049543
Well stop Robomaid and tell her what you know

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>>33048862

Is Lolu full homo or just a cross dresser? Cause he's surrounded by naked women.

>>33049543
Tell her she was trying to kill your friend so you fought her off. It's okay though you understand she wasn't thinking clearly.

>>33049543
Damn you refreshment boat!

>>33049543
You were kind of under the influence of a piece of clothing and an evil version of me and I had to fight you to keep my friend from dying.

Um...sorry?

>>33049543
You were badly hurt after a fight, so we took you to the hospital.

You'd be dead now if we didn't.

>>33049543
Whoaaaa calm your tits, Olivia. No reason to get hostile.

>>33049543
Oh, hey, I guess it's story time. Sit down with her and tell her you'll tell her as much as you remember.

It was kind of confusing. She came by to hurt our friend, and we threw a rock at her to keep her from hurting our friend. We defeated her, and she seemed fine, so we took her hat. It's kind of a tradition. Then she EXPLODED INTO BLOOD. So we put the hat back until an ambulence arrived, and had them patch the bleeding.

Then our friend destroyed the hat later on, because of some research accident.

NO. NO HATS. THAT IS NOT SAFE.

>>33049543
Ooh, that's a mask.

I thought that was his actual mouth.

>>33049543
"You were a villain. We got into a fierce fight. You lost. But it was close, I ended up nearly as messed up as you were."

>>33049543
"You were attacking one of my friends when she ran to my apartment and I defended her. I didn't cut you. You were using magic blades to stand upright after fighting for too long."

>>33049543
Look girl, I don't know how to break it to you, but you were going totally Psycho on my friend, so you had to be stopped. You should thank us instead that you're still alive.

>>33049543
"Umm, you attacked my friend and we fought you off. You mostly cut up yourself. Also, she almost died of cancer later because of what you did to her. I don't think she's mad at you though."

>>33049543
Begin monologue of what happened. Shush her if she interrupts.

>>33049589
Prolly bi.

>>33049543
Oh I get it, TKO must be a luchador. That's why the mask stays.

>>33049543
"You tried to murder my friend. With cancer.
We fought, I got your attacks to backfire."

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"Calm down for a second."

>Rena gestures to Robomaid and stops her. Olivia, however, does not calm down. She moves towards Rena but finds herself lifted into the air by a floating hand.

TKO: "There will be no fighting at this party."

OL: "H-hey!"

TKO: "Hear her out."

>TKO nods at Rena. She explains to Olivia that she used to be a villain and they had to fight because she was going after her friend. She stole her source of power and it kinda made her bleed out everywhere. But she did make sure that she got into an ambulance and was well taken care of.
>When the whole story is out the girl seems to calm down. TKO sets her back into the tub.

>From inside Raindrops announces that they have a few refreshments if anyone is hungry. A few of the people step out leaving Rena, TKO, Olivia, and Jade alone in the hot springs.

OL: "... I'm sorry I almost attacked you..."

"It's okay. I'm kinda used to it. TKO, right? What did you use to stop her?"

TKO: "My powers. I am Telekinetic Knock Out. Queen of the World hired me to help her protect her establishment. Today is my day off but I still will not tolerate fighting here."

"Huh. How did you get your powers?"

TKO: "When I was younger I used to watch wrestling all the time. One day I was able to finally go and see a real match. As I watched my favorite wrestler Pata De Pollo lose I couldn't help but feel like he needed me. But I was so far away... That is when my powers manifested... I have been honing them ever since. What about you, Ms. Rena. I understand you are a S-Class. How did this happen?"

>>33049710
>Trap versions of popular celebs

Now my fetish.

>>33049823
Improbable aiming skills and protag armor.

>>33049823
A series of unfortunate events
Rena should still be doing her OPM training, unless she's been slacking off again

>>33049823
"I'm just good at throwing rocks."

>>33049823
"I have NO IDEA!"

>>33049823
oh, well, we threw a rock at monster maestro, got pressganged into the hero organization, then alternatively panicked and threw rocks at things until we were S rank somehow.

Also, apologize to olivia for never giving her hat back, it got destroyed somehow.

>>33049823
"I... uh... I threw a bunch of rocks at people. I also apparently have the power of friendship."

>>33049823
Rock Throwing.

>>33049823
>What about you, Ms. Rena. I understand you are a S-Class. How did this happen?"
See how you were conveniently at the right place at the right time to save my ass? It look like I am luckier than a leprechaun.

>>33049823
"I was recruited off the street after defeating a villain."

That's probably the best way to put it.

>>33049823
We're really good at making friends apparently

>>33049823
"I'm still trying to figure it out myself"

>>33049823
I proved that a remarkably wide variety of problems can be solved by a libral application of rock.

>>33049891
This, so much this.

>>33049823
TKO's a girl?

You were at the wrong place at the wrong time.

>>33049823
"At this point, I'm starting to think that the universe just finds the situation funny."

>>33049823
seconding

>>33049856
>A series of unfortunate events

>>33049823
You're good at throwing rocks and making friends.

>>33049918
I concur.
It really was a series of unfortunate events.

>>33049823
"Dunno. Mostly I just talk to people who need someone to talk to. Sometimes I throw rocks at criminals; I'm not sure how, but that's kind of my gimmick."

>>33049823
Aren't we only an S-Class because we're popular on TV?

>>33049891
That sums it up pretty nicely, yeah.

>>33049823
mostly by talking to villains, actually.

>>33049961
Whims of the Big Boss. Did you see the meeting where they raised Rena to S rank?

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"I uhm... I was recruited after I defeated a Villain and uh... Kinda just went up from there. I have control over... Thrown rocks. And luck."

TKO: "You must be quite fearsome, then. It is a pleasure to be able to speak to someone from S-Class."

"Haha..."

>Rena hears a splash and sees Robonurse and Imoutobot in the springs again.

RN: "Excuse me, Ms. Rena. I just wanted to thank you again for inviting my sister and I. We are still in your debt so if there's anything you ever need do not hesitate to ask us. We will do anything for you."

>Behind her Jade is waving wildly at Rena.

RN: "I am quite skilled in healing and surgery so if you want anything just ask. I can fix up any wounds, cure any illness, and even help you where nature has failed."

"Hmm?"

RN: "Nothing. Anyway, it was a pleasure to speak to you again, Miss."

>Her and her sister move over to a small waterfall structure and relax there. The others seem to be returning but Lolu, Raindrops, and Queen still aren't around.

>>33050123

Go see JR. She seems eager to talk to you.

Also, is she wearing glasses or goggles?

>>33050123
Give her a hug and go talk to Jade, it looks like she wants to say something

>>33050123
GO talk to Jade, she look lonely in that corner

>>33050123
Talk to Robotnurse, see what she likes to do for fun/what her dreams and goals are.

Got to get to know our robot legion better and all that.

>>33050123
Go meet Jade and have another drink. QotW is offering some good stuff.

>>33050123
>Get help where nature failed you

>>33050123
Jaaaade

>>33050123
Go see Jade.

>>33050123
>where nature has failed
nanomachines, son?

Anyway, go talk to Jade, but bring Robonurse and Imoutobot with us! I'm sure she'd like to make some new friends.

>>33050123
Talk to Jade, it looks like she has something interesting to tell you.

>>33050123
Nature hasn't failed you! You're smooth and elegant!

>>33050123
>even help you where nature has failed
Is she talking about Rena's libido?

Go see jade

ask her about the new benben fic

those are always so fun

>>33050123
>hug jade

>>33050123
Wait a second... ANY illnes? Like, literally any?
Even AltSparkle's two dozens of variously overlaping cancers?