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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bW75OwVXZI

The year is 2152. Humanity has progressed. Under the leadership of the world’s most brilliant scientists, the nations of the world have united under a technocratic banner which has shot Humanity into the stars and beyond. This has come at incredible cost. Scientists, technologists, and astronomers have proven no less corrupt than the people they have replaced. While the average man will live to see his 200th year, his life will be wrought with trials and tribulation.

In Sector 12-IA, there are approximately 7,000,000 humans. Whether they’re cyborgs brainwashed by the system, or average people trying to make a meager living, they are all victims of a technocratic system. For every human, there is a robot. A robot may serve purposes ranging from police work, to municipal services, to servile work, and to “pleasure and luxury”. Despite the best methods in troubleshooting and bug fixing by the corporations which build them, sometimes mistakes get through.

That’s where you come in.

There are over a thousand of you, of varying models, shapes, sizes. The most popular one these days, which you are, is the “Mechanical Man,” a class of robot similar in build to a human, but with the processing power and intelligence of a supercomputer. Built by Cray Incorporated, your purpose is to hunt down robots which are declared obsolete, rogue, or simply no longer wanted by their owners. Sometimes your builders will use you to hunt down political targets in the name of science. Other times, you may have to “repo” a prototype from another company. To you, the Three Laws are simply Three Suggestions.

You are the last thing a robot sees before it dies. You are a Decommissioner.
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>>33024088
>…
> ONLINE

> DATE: 12/21/2152
> TIME: 17:32
> CURRENT DECOMMISSIONS: 132

> GOOD EVENING, DCM-13/6322-327
> AN ASSIGNMENT IS AVAILABLE. REPORT TO RESIDENTIAL BLOCK 21-7, CORNER OF WILMER STREET AND 17th AVENUE. REPORTS OF A ROGUE SERVILE ROBOT. POLICE HAVE ALREADY ARRIVED.

> ERROR: MORALITY CORE COMPROMISED. SEEK MAINTE-

You shut off the Maintenance message. It has been annoying you for quite some time.

Annoyance, that is a new one. Perhaps today you will be annoyed by other things. You will have to keep this quiet from the maintenance men. Morality Cores are only installed so that Decommissioners do not needlessly kill humans or robots.

You “blink”, a motion which actually involves flexing the shutters in your optics. You move your metal jaw up and down. You twitch your iron fingers.

> ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Very good. The doors to Decommissioner Storage Capsule open, letting a cloud of steam out. You step out into the night. Your processors are running at peak efficiency now. It must be cold out.

> CURRENT TEMPERATURE: -6 DEGRESS CELSIUS

Very good.

You grab your trenchcoat and hat and put them on. It is a cold night, and you need the element of surprise against servile robots. That gash on your left leg from a cooking Robot never fully buffed out. You scan around. Decommissioner Storage Capsules are generally kept in back alleys. You look down, a dead human. His hands are burnt and his body is contorted.

> REPORT: CAUCASIAN MALE, APPROXIMATELY 18-24 YEARS OLD. BLACK HAIR. COD – ELECTRICUTION. ASSUMED TO HAVE TRIED TO BREAK INTO DSC.

You will leave him for Cleaners.

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> REPORT TO NEAREST ARMORY STORAGE FOR WEAPONRY
> REPORT TO CRIME SCENE
> Other
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>>33024096
>> REPORT TO NEAREST ARMORY STORAGE FOR WEAPONRY
>>
>REPORT TO CRIME SCENE
There is no reason to equip ourselves before we have an idea of what we will need to carry.
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>>33024096
>REPORT TO NEAREST ARMORY STORAGE FOR WEAPONRY
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>>33024096
>Report to Crime Scene
We need to know what we're dealing with before we go get artillery
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>>33024088
>> REPORT TO CRIME SCENE
It's sleuthin' time!
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>>33024096
>REPORT TO NEAREST ARMORY STORAGE FOR WEAPONRY
Rogue servile robot. Odds are we're not going to need the heaviest weaponry, but it would be nice to pick up something medium sized and easily concealable beneath the trenchcoat.
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>>33024088
>> REPORT TO NEAREST ARMORY STORAGE FOR WEAPONRY
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>>33024096
>REPORT TO CRIME SCENE
Time to Inspect and Detect
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>>33024096
> REPORT TO NEAREST ARMORY STORAGE FOR WEAPONRY

>"REPORTS OF A ROGUE SERVILE ROBOT. POLICE HAVE ALREADY ARRIVED."
Police might pack heat, but bring your own just in case.
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>>33024096
>>> REPORT TO NEAREST ARMORY STORAGE FOR WEAPONRY
Future guns!
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>>33024096
> REPORT TO NEAREST ARMORY STORAGE FOR WEAPONRY

So, basically Blade Runner Quest? Neato.
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> REPORT TO NEAREST ARMORY STORAGE FOR WEAPONRY

You feel your leg servos move. You need to get them greased after this assignment. They are making a little noise.

> LOCATING ARMORY STORAGE…
> LOCATED – FIFTY METERS NORTH.

You move along by the navigation provided. There, in the alley surrounded by high metal buildings and towers, is the Armory Storage. It is a built into the ground to prevent theft. You bend over, and place your hand on a metal pad.

> IDENTIFIED: DCM-13/6322-327
> AUTHORIZATION: DECOMMISSIONER

You step back, and the armory opens up, revealing a rack of weapons. A P22 1-Inch Laser Revolver. A Morita Arms .30 Caliber Assault Rifle. A Caldwell Industries Ion Pulse PDW. A Severus Heavy Shotgun. A shock collapsible baton.

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> P22 1-INCH LASER REVOLVER (CONCEALABLE)
> MORITA ARMS .30 CALIBER ASSAULT RIFLE (NON-CONCEALABLE)
> CALDWELL INDUSTRIES ION PULSE PDW (CONCEALABLE)
> SEVERUS HEAVY SHOTGUN (NON-CONCEALABLE)
> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)
> ALL
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>>33024414
>> ALL
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>>33024414
> CALDWELL INDUSTRIES ION PULSE PDW (CONCEALABLE)
> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)
The target is a servile robot. We must be subtle, and then hit it with electricity when close. If we're too obvious, it'll run and blend in with other service robots and make our job more difficult.
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>>33024414
> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)
> CALDWELL INDUSTRIES ION PULSE PDW (CONCEALABLE)
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>>33024443
>dealing
>>33024447
>>33024414
Thirding
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>>33024414
> P22 1-INCH LASER REVOLVER (CONCEALABLE)
> CALDWELL INDUSTRIES ION PULSE PDW (CONCEALABLE)
> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)
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>>33024414
> CALDWELL INDUSTRIES ION PULSE PDW (CONCEALABLE)
> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)
>>
>>33024414
>> P22 1-INCH LASER REVOLVER (CONCEALABLE)
>> CALDWELL INDUSTRIES ION PULSE PDW (CONCEALABLE)
>> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)

It's good to be prepared for anything.
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>>33024414
>SEVERUS HEAVY SHOTGUN (NON-CONCEALABLE)
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>>33024414
> P22 1-INCH LASER REVOLVER (CONCEALABLE)
Revolver is a must
> CALDWELL INDUSTRIES ION PULSE PDW (CONCEALABLE)
I don't know what a PDW is, but sure
> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)
Melee is good
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>>33024414
>> P22 1-INCH LASER REVOLVER (CONCEALABLE)
I love revolvers.
> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)
Simple melee weapon. Could come in handy.
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>>33024506
Personal Defense Weapon- basically a concealable machine pistol for defending yourself in close areas
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>>33024414
> P22 1-INCH LASER REVOLVER (CONCEALABLE)
> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)
> CALDWELL INDUSTRIES ION PULSE PDW (CONCEALABLE)
Things we can walk around without be obvious about it
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>>33024414
Is
>ALL CONCEALABLE WEAPONS
an option here?
I'd like to have variety whilst maintaining a low profile.
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>>33024555
>concealable machine pistol
It also includes smgs and carbines, but given the concealability, you're probably right in this case.
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> P22 1-INCH LASER REVOLVER (CONCEALABLE)
> CALDWELL INDUSTRIES ION PULSE PDW (CONCEALABLE)
> SHOCK BATON (CONCEALABLE)

You open your trenchcoat and clip the guns to the lining. The shock baton goes on your thigh servo. Very good. You are now packed with enough weaponry to clear an apartment block.

> THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, DECOMMISSIONER. FEEL FREE TO KEEP THE WEAPONS AS LONG AS YOU WOULD LIKE.

You tap the metal pad with your foot. The armory quickly retracts into the ground, as if it were never there.

You pat your coat, where the Laser Revolver is. It has been your weapon of your choice on previous assignments. Very flexible, very lethal, very good.

You pat down where the PDW is. Up to a thousand pulses per minute, but runs out of charge after ten seconds of continuous fire. Still very good against Robots.

You pat the Shock Baton. Good for all situations.

Very good. You are prepared now.

> PLEASE FOLLOW THE WAYPOINT TO THE CRIME SCENE, DECOMMISSIONER.

You walk out of the alleys and into the city streets. Block 21-7 is not too far, only a kilometer away. Protocol dictates that the closest Decommissioner be called to an answer an assignment. Nothing out of the ordinary so far. The roads are closed anyway due to the Solar Roadway project.

[1/2]
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>>33024844
[2/2]

People pass you by. They double take, or stare at you in awe.Two men across the street, in heavy tattered jackets look at you. “Check that out,” says one of them. “A Decomm.”

“I’d hate to be the poor Bot tonight,” says the other.

The first one huffs. “Who says it’s a Bot he’s after?” The other one shrugs in agreement.

That is false. You are after a Bot. You have only killed seven humans as part of an assignment.

You pass them by and continue, arriving at the Crime scene. The area has been cordoned off by yellow tape, and Police cruisers light the darkness with their lights and sirens. Officers stand by their cruisers, idling about. You approach them.

You hold up your hand, a holographic display of your serial number is shown.

>:: I AM DCM-13/6322-327. WHAT IS THE SITUATION?

One of the Officers, a man with a heavy black beard and wrinkles about his face introduces himself. “Officer Waters. The Servile Bot is a Wilder Mfg. Model 6.”

>:: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

“Tore the poor bastard in half,” says Waters. “Only Model 6s can do that with their claws, can pull several tons of weight.”

>:: DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE WENT?

Waters shrugs. “Only one potential witness in the area. Name of Frank Jenkins, lives across the hall from him. He was here while everyone else was getting their rations from the Designated Ration Hour a few hours back.” Waters scratches his beard. “Most likely, the rogue you’re after probably ducked down into an alley or in the disused metro underground. We haven’t had any sightings of the Model 6.”

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> INTERROGATE WITNESS
> PROBE ALLEYWAY
> PROBE DISUSED METRO
> OTHER
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>>33024865
> INTERROGATE WITNESS
INFORMATION IS REQUIRED
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>>33024865
>> INTERROGATE WITNESS
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>>33024865
>INTERROGATE WITNESS
We must know if the Model 6 has any distinguishing marks on its chassis, such as noticeable dents, scratches, and custom paint jobs.
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>>33024865
>INTERROGATE WITNESS
Tell us what you know fleshbag
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>>33024865
>> INTERROGATE WITNESS
>>
>>33024865
>> INTERROGATE WITNESS
>>
>>33024865
>PROBE DISUSED METRO

We don't need any more words out of the meatbag than the ones the other meatbags have already extracted.
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>>33024865
>PROBE DISUSED METRO
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>>33024865
>OTHER
Find out distinguishing features from the human, and then see if the thing was slow enough to leave blood trails.

Failing that, METRO
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>>33024088
Hey Schteel, how does it feel to loose against the nation you detest so much?
Pretty bad, huh?
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>>33025170
Man, the butthurt krauts meme really has staying power, huh?
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>>33025225
We are a vindicative people
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> INTERROGATE WITNESS

>:: I WISH TO SEE THE WITNESS.

“Alright,” says Officer Waters. He whistles. “K-9! Up front!” An Officer runs up, a Cerberus Robotics Hound Mark Five at leash. “Come with us, we’re going to see Frank, see how things are. Decomm, this is Officer Rogers, and his minder, Sergeant Jones.”

Jones barks, the sound of it electronically distorted. It flips up his ears at you, curious.

“Easy, Jones,” says Rogers. He pulls back on the leash as the three of you walk in.

The Apartments wallpaper is peeling apart. You occasionally see a homeless person sleeping against a wall or just resting, begging for coins. You force your way through most of them, then arrive at the floor. The Crime Scene has been cordoned off while Forensics drones sweep the room.

You knock on the door of Room 616. The door opens, revealing a small man, with large glasses and messy hair. “Um…” He pushes his glasses up. “Can I help you?”

> IDENTIFYING…
> FRANK JENKINS
> AGE 27

[1/2]
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>>33025317
[2/2]

“Officer Waters, this is Officer Rogers and a Decommissioner. We want to know if you’ve seen the Model 6. Insurance records indicate it as a Blue Wilder Mfg. Model 6 with possibly a missing eye optic. You knew the owner, correct?”

Jenkins nods. “Yeah, yeah. Um, listen, I’m not taking more questions so I’ll just…” he starts to shut the door. Waters slams his hand on it, forcing it open.

“The fuck you think you’re doing?” asks Waters. “I asked you a question. Have you seen it?”

“Well, no,” says Jenkins. He coughs a bit.”But- Listen, can you just-“

Jones barks. Rogers says, “I think we might want to give his apartment a sweep, Waters.”

Waters nods. “Right.” He forces the door open, pushing Jenkins back. Jones runs in, howling.

“Oh dear!” A blonde woman, barely dressed in nothing but a shear frilly pink nightgown stands in the kitchen, surprised. You look her in the eyes, and she immediately ducks down in fright.

> IDENTIFIED.
> ELYSIUM MFG. MODEL FIVE LUXURY ROBOT “BELLE.”

Jenkins coughs a bit, chuckling nervously. “Um… I-“

“You got a license for that Luxury?” asks Waters.

Jenkins nods. “W-Well… yeah! I mean, I get to sleep in a bed with that thing. I paid good money for it!” He smiles, smug. “Smooth legs, soft hair, firm breasts. You get to sleep with anything like that, Officer?”

Waters nods. “Yeah. My wife.”

Jenkins frowns. “Oh… uh…”

“Yeah, sit down Frank,” says Rogers. Jenkins’ apartment is large, being one of the suites in the Apartment block. Rogers begins sweeping the area with Jones, while Waters sits down with Jenkins on a couch.

Waters says, “Make yourself at home, Decomm.”

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> INTERROGATE BELLE
> INTERROGATE JENKINS
> SEARCH THE PLACE
> OTHER
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>>33025317
HE'S THE ROBOT IN DISGUISE

BLOW HIM AWAY
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>>33025331
Interrogate Belle. Since she's a robot, a direct processor connection should allow us to gather anything she knows without having to search around and deal with a human's tendency to forget to tell the whole truth.
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>>33025331
> INTERROGATE JENKINS
>>
>>33025331
> INTERROGATE JENKINS
Tells us what you know fleshbag
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>>33025331
>> INTERROGATE JENKINS
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>>33025331
>INTERROGATE BELLE

Never trust a meatbag.
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>>33025331
>“Smooth legs, soft hair, firm breasts. You get to sleep with anything like that, Officer?”
>Waters nods. “Yeah. My wife.”
Haha!
> INTERROGATE BELLE
> INTERROGATE JENKINS
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>>33025331
>INTERROGATE BELLE
Remember, we only need the description of the Model 6 for anything not on the insurance files, and any outstanding software glitches.
We're here to find it and retire it, not to come up with a motive and means.
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>>33025331
What did the mark 6 look like?
How much blood was it covered in?
Does it have functional hands for self cleaning?

That's all we really need, then the hunt begins.
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>>33025331
INTERROGATE BELLE
Robots are so much more reliable than humans. Its a wonder even other humans have patience for them, given their short attention spans...
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>>33025331
> INTERROGATE BELLE
Bleep bloop fellow robut, I will probably not kill you.
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>>33025331
>INTERROGATE BELLE
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>>33025460
Actually we are statistically more likely to kill her.
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>>33025530
Shhh, don't tell her that!
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Belles not our assignment, she's fine.
We just need to know about number six.
And we don't even need that much, just a copy of her visual files on him.
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>>33025574
If she has interacted with him regularly, a copy of her opinion on him/his master may also help.
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> INTERROGATE BELLE

You walk over to Belle.

“Please no!” Belle holds her arms out in fright. “I am patched to the latest OS! My owner took me to the Shop for the latest parts last week! I am up to date, Decommissioner!”

Luxury Bots, unlike most Robots, do have a fine degree of emotion. It allows more investment from the human if it can feel. However, like all Robots, they are aware of what a Decommissioner is.

>:: I AM NOT AFTER YOU. NOT YET.

Belle stands up slowly, backing away from you. She quickly adjusts the strap on her nightgown. “W-What are you here for, Decommissioner?”

>:: THE MODEL 6. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

Belle bites her lip, her gleaming white teeth showing for a second. “I only interacted with the Model 6 for a little while. It called itself “Wilder”, occasionally. Him and his owner fought often due to it often messing up.”

Waters nods. “That happens with Wilder stuff, they don’t do quality control all that often.” Rogers and Jones look around, Jones sniffing around cracks and doors.

Belle says, “He was dark blue. And one of his eye optics was missing, out of a total of three. Humanoid chassis as well.”

>:: DID YOU SEE WHERE HE WENT?

Jenkins says, “Listen, Decommissioner. You’re not going to get anything out of Belle. She was shut down during the whole she-bang. I was in my room napping a bit when I heard the commotion, and I stayed there until it was over.”

>:: IS THIS TRUE?

Belle shakes her head. “No.” Jenkins blinks. “I… I did not power down as my owner requested to. I forced myself online, then I heard the noise. I opened the door, and he was there. Covered in blood. He told me to keep quiet, or he would kill me too.”

>:: WHERE DID HE GO?

Belle buries her face in her hands. “Downstairs… I looked out the window, and saw him head south as well.”

Waters’ features harden. “South? That’ll take him to the Slums.”

[1/2]
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>>33025704
[2/2]

The Slums are an area of the Sector where criminals and villains gather. Sector Police only go there in force, and even Decommissioners are warned to not go down there unless armed. Police Drones fly overhead occasionally, but are often shot out of the sky.

Rogers says, “He won’t last five minutes there.” Jones whines, pawing at the door. “What, Jones?”

“H-Hey!” Jenkins stands. “You can’t go-“

Rogers kicks down the door. Waters stands, drawing his pistol.

“Well, would you look at this,” says Rogers. He pats Jones on the head. “Good boy, Jones.”

You and Waters look inside. Inside the dark bedroom are eight other Luxury bots, in various states of repair and undress. Rogers points to what looks like a timetable and pricing on the wall.

Waters looks back at Jenkins with a hard glare. “You got a license for all these, too?”

The three of you knew what this was. It was an illegal Robotic Prostitution Ring.





With Jenkins arrested and Belle and the Luxuries confiscated, you meet with Waters and Rogers outside the building. “Right, Decomm, you going to follow the Bot into the Slums?”

>:: IF I HAVE TO.

“Alright,” says Waters. “We’ll keep in contact. Here are the details on the Model 6, serial number, etcetera.”

> WILDER MANUFACTURING MODEL 6 SERVILE ROBOT
> SERIAL NUMBER: 57262-222-612
> APPEARANCE: DARK BLUE, MISSING THIRD EYE OPTIC, HEAVY DUTY CLAWS

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> PROBE THE ALLEYS
> PROBE THE DISUSED METRO
> ENTER THE SLUMS
> OTHER
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>>33025732
Hm. Didn't expect robo-prostitutes.
Oh well.

> PROBE THE DISUSED METRO
> ENTER THE SLUMS

These seem like our best options. In order of likely threat and chance of finding suspect.
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>>33025732
> PROBE THE ALLEYS
Let's check this out before we head to the slums
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>>33025732
Return to nearest weapon depot and acquire heavy shotgun.
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>>33025732
> ENTER THE SLUMS
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>>33025732
> PROBE THE DISUSED METRO
> ENTER THE SLUMS

Can't say I'm surprised about the hookers.
Stupid meatbags, they never know what's good for 'em.
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>>33025732
>OTHER
Request heavier concealed armoring, as well as additional concealable lethal weapons, such as knives and weapons with suppressors.
Where we're going, we're going to need it.
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>>33025800
Don't they know they need proper licences to have robo-ladies?

Though, he does have proper paperwork for belle, so I'd have left her with him.
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>>33025732
>PROBE THE ALLEYS
>>
>>33025732

>> OTHER
Acquire bigger and more intimidating guns. Then
>> ENTER THE SLUMS
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>>33025898
>>33025791
On the one hand, bigger guns is more intimidating.

But on the other hand, bigger guns also makes us a bigger target because the payoff for successfully taking us out is bigger, AND we're easier to spot and therefore our presence will be transmitted more easily to our target.
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>>33025732
> PROBE THE DISUSED METRO
> ENTER THE SLUMS

I'm now imagining a robot pimp, feathered hat and cane and all.
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> PROBE THE DISUSED METRO
> ENTER THE SLUMS
> OTHER

Before you head to the Alleys, you walk to the nearest Armory Storage.

> GOOD EVENING, DECOMMISSIONER.

You grab the Morita Arms Assault Rifle and the Severus Heavy Shotgun, both will serve well.

> THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, DECOMMISSIONER.

You keep them slung over your back. This may make you a more inviting target. However, you will at least have more options against anyone who may attack you.

You arrive in the Metros underneath the Apartment, then search around. Dumpsters, homeless people, trash. You step carefully to avoid treading on someone’s leg or hand. The old electric rail has not been used in years. Thus, people have found it safe to keep little wooden shacks up down there.

> SCANNING…
> OBJECT OF INTEREST DETECTED

You bend down, picking up to the OoI. It is a bloody bolt. Not a connector bolt, but a Restrainer Bolt. Restrainers are generally used to keep unruly robots in line until the owner can requisition a Decommissioner. This Robot must have ripped his off in his escape.

Very good. It will make him easier to find. Restrainer Bolts are programmed to beep when their target robot is close. You place it in your trenchcoat, then step out of the Metro.

Time to enter the slums.

[1/2]
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>>33026136
[2/2]

Officers at a checkpoint right before the Slums look at you. They note your heavy firepower, then wave you. The heavy gate opens up for you, then you step into the Slums.

> NOW ENTERING AREA OF HIGH CRIMINAL CONCENTRATION.
> CAUTION IS ADVISED.

You look around, more homeless people. Some of them looking at you curiously, some hungrily, others angrily. Decommissioners represent something that you do not fully understand yet, so you keep it at the back of your mind for now.

You walk up to a homeless man, the others scatter. He looks up at you, fear in his eyes.

>:: I AM LOOKING FOR A DARK BLUE WILDER MFG. MODEL 6. HE HAS A MISSING EYE OPTIC, AND A BURN MARK NEAR THE CHEST WHERE A RESTRAINING BOLT SHOULD BE. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

The homeless man blinks, looking away. “I… I ain’t see nothing, Decomm.”

> SCANNING…
> POTENTIAL DISHONESTY. FORCEFUL PERSUASION AUTHORIZED.

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> CONTINUE ON, LEAVE HIM.
> ASK AGAIN
> FORCEFUL PERSUASION.
> OTHER
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>>33026136
>Time to enter the slums
>Time to fuck shit up
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>>33026156
>> FORCEFUL PERSUASION.
> ASK AGAIN
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>>33026156
>FORCEFUL PERSUASION.
> ASK AGAIN
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>>33026156
>> ASK AGAIN
We are a robot and he will run out of patience before we do.
Either that, or just
> CONTINUE ON, LEAVE HIM.
Because we have a beeping tracker, and all we really need to do is wander around.
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>>33026156
> FORCEFUL PERSUASION.
How could I not.
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>>33026156
>ASK AGAIN
>FORCEFULLY

ANSWER THE QUESTION, MEATBAG
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>>33026156
>FORCEFUL PERSUASION.
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>>33026156
Press the shotgun to his genitals and ask again.
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>>33026156
>> FORCEFUL PERSUASION.
>>
Aww, I wanted to be a monolithic, menacing AI.

WHERE'S SCARECROW is good too, but I prefer standing there repeating the question in an unchanging tone of voice.
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>>33026156
> ASK AGAIN
> FORCEFUL PERSUASION.
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>>33026261
We should be more efficient than repeatedly asking the same question to an uncooperative homeless man.
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>>33026156
>"IT IS FOOLISH TO LIE TO A DECOMMISSIONER"
>ASK AGAIN
>>
> FORCEFUL PERSUASION.

You grab him by the collar and slam him into the side of the building. “WHOA! H-Hey man! D-Don’t you know your Three Laws!? Robots can’t harm humans!”

>:: THE THREE LAWS ONLY PROTECT YOU IF WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO ABIDE BY THEM.

>:: I AM NOT.

“Look!” The man holds his hands up defensively. “I- I ain’t seen no Model 6! I ain’t even seen a Model 5 or a 4! Wilder ain’t got no business here, man!”

You kick his shin out. He screams, bending to a knee. You grab his hand, then grip his index finger tightly. “W-What are you doing?” You pull the finger back. “AAAH! FUCK! FUCK! AGH! GOD!” You force it all the way back to the wrist. “AHHH! FUUUCK!”

>:: WHERE IS HE?

“I told you!” says the man. “I-“ You grab his middle finger. “No! No!” You twist it back. “AAAAGHHH! SHIT! AAAAHHH!”

>:: WHERE IS HE?

“Fuck! FUCK!” He cries. You grab his ringer finger. “No! No! I’ll talk-“ You bend it back. His bone splits from the skin. “AAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

>:: LAST WARNING.

“He went to Johnny’s!” he screams. He sobs, sputtering. “He went to fucking Johnny’s! It’s a goddamn dive bar at Kelvin and Walker Boulevard! That’s all I know! Fuck, fuck! I got kids, man! My fucking fingers! Fuck!”

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> LEAVE HIM
> CONTINUE INTERROGATION
> OTHER
>>
>>33026413
> OTHER
Give him authorization to use hospital!
>>
>>33026413
> LEAVE HIM
>>
>>33026413
Recommend that he seek medical help, and then head to FUCKING JOHNNY'S
>>
>>33026413
>OTHER
Covertly give him some cash for payment for services rendered.
We -are- a corporate model. These things are important.

Then GO TO KELVIN AND WALKER.
>>
>>33026413
"Please do not attempt further dishonesty to a decommissioner."
>>
>>33026413
>> LEAVE HIM
Evidently he is not doing a good job looking after his ofspring if he is homeless.
>>
>>33026413
> LEAVE HIM
With a warning to never impede a Decomm in the future.
>>
>>33026413
>> LEAVE HIM
>>
>>33026413
> LEAVE HIM
>>
>>33026413
>> LEAVE HIM
>>
>>33026413
>LEAVE HIM
>>
>>33026413
Return his finger to the correct positions, set them properly, and maybe fashion a splint from a relatively clean bit of scrap.
>>
>>33026677
>Break a man's fingers so badly the skin breaks
>Crudely twist them back into their proper place
>Use a random piece of metal off the ground as a splint

Never try to heal anyone ever again.
>>
>>33026677
You're dumb.
>>
> LEAVE HIM

You drop him. He lies on the ground, grabbing his bleeding fingers.

>:: SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION.

“FUCK YOU!” he yells. “I can’t even pay for my kids, what makes you think I can afford hospital bills!”

>:: NEXT TIME, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LIE TO A DECOMMISSIONER.

You leave him in the alleyway, crying and bleeding.

> ERROR: MORALITY CORE COMPROMISED. SEEK MAINT-

You shut the warning off. That man annoyed you anyway.

> LOCATING: JOHNNY’S.
> LOCATION FOUND. TWO KILOMETERS SOUTHWEST, CORNER OF KELVIN STREET AND WALKER BOULEVARD.

You walk. Unlike the rest of the city, the Slums more or less appears relatively untouched by the rest of the technological progress. The roads are paved with asphalt. The cars are of older makes and models, some even dating back to the 21st century. On their stoops, teenagers and delinquents look at you, ready to pounce on you.

You look at a group of kids. They immediately run into their building.

You keep on walking. Johnny’s is not too far.

[1/2]
>>
>>33026878
[2/2]

“Hold it right there, D.” You stop. From behind cars, alley ways, and other cracks and crevices, delinquents come out in force. They mask their faces with hoods, medical masks, gasmasks, and facepaint. They carry pipes, knives, metal bats, and other improvised weapons.

One of them, the leader you assume, steps out from the group of twenty. He’s clad in a trenchcoat not unlike yours, except black and leather. That is a fine commodity, cows happen to only live on Mars these days. He wears a gasmask over his face, and he carries a chain with a heavy weight on the end. He clinks his chain as the others surround you.

> IDENTIFYING…
> IDENTIFICATION FAILED.

He speaks to you, his voice cracking a bit. He could not be more than seventeen. “It’s nice of you to bring all those guns to me and my crew. Why don’t you drop what you’re carrying, and we won’t turn you into a pile of scrap.”

>:: YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO ROB A DECOMMISSIONER ON AN ASSIGNMENT.

“Yeah,” he says. “So what?”

>:: YOU DO NOT STOP A DECOMMISSIONER ON AN ASSIGNMENT.

The other kids balk a bit, stepping back. The leader says, “Hey, don’t be fucking scared of him! You want to be scared of someone, be scared of me! He’s just a robot!”

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> ENGAGE
> CONTINUE ON, THEY ARE NOT WORTH THE TIME.
> ATTEMPT TO TALK HIM DOWN.
> OTHER
>>
>>33026906
> OTHER
Transmit this gang's liquid funds to the injured man.
>>
>>33026906
> ENGAGE
THEY ARE IMPEDING OUR ASSIGNMENT.
>>
>>33026906
> CONTINUE ON, THEY ARE NOT WORTH THE TIME.
Out of my way nerds
>>
>>33026906
Remove shotgun from it's sling on our back. Walk through the leader, slamming the butt of the shotgun into his face and continuing on past them without stopping.

>:: YOU DO NOT STOP A DECOMMISSIONER ON AN ASSIGNMENT
>>
>>33026906
> OTHER
Bring the leader down with the shock baton. Ignore the others.
>>
>>33026994
>>33026995
These together. With the shock baton instead of the shotgun.
>>
>>33026906
>> ENGAGE
Beat his ass into the dirt, acquire his coat.
>>
>>33026906

> CONTINUE ON, THEY ARE NOT WORTH THE TIME.

They're not even adult yet. Give them a year or two to shape up and THEN we'll murder them for getting in the way.
>>
>>33026906
Shocking the leader into a blubbering mess would be real good if not for the fact that our equipment for that is limited to melee.

Does the revolver or PDW come equipped with a stun setting?

> ENGAGE
>>
>>33026906
>> ENGAGE
>>
Perhaps you can assist. I have been afforded a budget to assist in my assignment. Help me find the robot and I will pay you.

We do have a budget, right?

Anyways, when he laughs, cock the shotgun and say, "Failure to comply will result in lethal force." Make sure to point it at the leader, that oughta get his attention.
>>
>>33026906
>ENGAGE
Eliminate most likely leader, see if they scatter.
>>
>>33026878
we should perhaps get our morality core looked at after this
>>
>>33027059
We're a robot. We're supplied through the state. We have no need of money.
>>
>>33027059
Scrubby meat shields? Eh...I can get behind that.
>>
>>33027108
Fuck that noise.
>>
>>33027108
Nah we don't need that
>>
>>33026906
Can we do a show of force?

>GRAB CHAIN
>APPLY FORCE
>RELEASE
>CHAIN IS NOW ROD
>>
>>33027128
Then we can lie to the scrubs. Or pay them with the assault rifle, either is fine I suppose.
>>
>>33027014
I second this.
>>
>>33027165
I hope you mean pay them as in gun them down afterwards because we are not giving our guns to criminals.
>>
>>33027165
Neither is fine.
>>
>>33026994
I'll support this.
>>
>>33027014
we need that coat
>>
>>33027014
>>33027197
>>33027238
Samefag.

We're a robot. We're already dressed like a badass detective.

We don't need a punk's shitty ass coat.
>>
>>33027250
Actually I was only the first one and I suggested taking it because it is the same as our coat only better. I also wondered about requisitioning a black hat.
>>
> ENGAGE

You step forward to the Leader. He stops his yelling to look at you, then starts spinning up his chain like a Morningstar.

“Hey, buddy,” he says. “You better-“ You smash his face in with your fist. “AH!” He falls on his rear. He pulls off his mask, revealing a bloodied nose. “Ah, my nose! You broke my nose!” He cries, crawling backwards. “You bitch!” He points to you. “Fucking, get him!”

You turn your head 180 degrees backwards, shocking the kids. One of them yells in fright, holding his pipe in the air as he rushes you. You dodge his poorly coordinated attack and punch him in the gut. He falls over, clutching his stomach. You felt some of his ribs break.

The others look at you. You step towards them. They drop their weapons and flee, screaming. “Fuck this shit! You’re on your own!” one of them yells.

The leader tries crawling away. You step towards him and stomp his hand into the ground. He screams. “AAAHH! FUCK! FUCK! OW! LET ME GO!”

>:: DO NOT INTERFERE WITH A DECOMMISSIONER’S ACTIVITIES.

“OKAY! OKAY! FUCK!” You step off his bloodied pulp of a hand. He grips it, sobbing quietly as he curls up next to a beat up car.

>:: RETURN HOME.

You continue on towards Johnny’s.

[1/2]
>>
>>33026906
We're strong enough to fire the shotgun one handed, right?

Unsheathe baton, continue to FUCKING JOHNNY'S
Don't let anything stop us
>>
>>33027370
[2/2]

After a few minutes, you look up at a sign. “Johnny’s” it said. You can hear some loud music inside along with some chatter. A few prostitutes, both robotic, human, and cyborg, stand around. They regard you with angry eyes. Except for the Robots, they hide from you. You step up to the door and open it up.

All the noise stops as all the bar patrons look at you. They glare, gritting their teeth as you step inside. You walk up to the bar, stepping between two men.

> SCANNING…
> WEAPONS DETECTED IN BAR. ALL PATRONS ARMED WITH LETHAL WEAPONRY. ADVISE CAUTION.

The bartender glares at you with his green eyes. “What do you want?”

>:: I WAS TOLD A ROGUE WILDER MFG. MODEL 6, DARK BLUE WITH A MISSING OPTIC AND A BURN MARK WHERE A RESTRAINING BOLT SHOULD BE WENT HERE. DID YOU SEE HIM?

The Bartender huffs. “I didn’t see him.”

> POTENTIAL DISHONESTY. FORCED PERSUASION AUTHORIZED.

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> CONTINUE ON
> ASK AGAIN
> FORCED PERSUASION
> OTHER
>>
>>33027384
> OTHER

Attempt bribery.
>>
>>33027384
"The last man who refused me information was left without a functioning hand."
"Do you wish to join my list of people impeding my investigation?"
>>
>>33027370
We ruin a lot of people's hands.
We should consider getting some kind of frequent-flier-miles for medical doctors to distribute to hand destroyed humans.
>>33027384
> OTHER
Wave the restraining bolt around any back doors and by any clumps of patrons.
>>
>>33027384
>Ask Again

>No force
>>
>>33027384
> ASK AGAIN
>>
>>33027384
> CONTINUE ON

This >>33027411
If it's close, the restraining bolt will beep.
>>
>>33027384
>ASK AGAIN, THREATEN FORCE

Ready weapons

We are fully capable of shooting up the bar (and we should be dripping blood, no?).
Inform them of this
>>
>>33027384
> ASK AGAIN
Check the restaining bolt see if it activated
>>
>>33027384
> ASK AGAIN
>>
>>33027444
>Use Caution

We're outnumbered with dudes with guns who probably know how to use them. Don't be a retard and a faggot at the same time.
>>
>>33027564
We're (presumably) fully capable of fighting a robot with claws that can rip people in half, literally.
No need to be scared

Also most people assume we can't hurt them.
>>
>>33027633
Dude, getting shot by a dozen dudes is going to fuck us up. We're not superman.
>>
>>33027633
We also know that he MIGHT be lying, not that he actually IS lying like the hobo. Pressing for more information before whipping out the big guns seems more tactful. Besides, our morality system is already bitching at us, anyways.
>>
>>33027633
We are fully planning on unloading on clawbot from a distance with many high powered weapons.

Clawbots aren't known for having guns.
>>
>>33027669
Morality isn't a factor. Being smart is. And making threats when we're in a a situation that requires tact is not smart.

We gotta play it cool as an unused powercell waiting for installation.
>>
>>33027669
our morality system is broken, it cant bitch at us.
>>
>>33026878
>> ERROR: MORALITY CORE COMPROMISED. SEEK MAINT-

noir as fuck
>>
>>33027669
It was potential for the hobo too.

I never said anything about our visible weapons. Everyone can see those.

We ready all of them.

Really this depends on how easily killed we are.
>>
> ASK AGAIN
> OTHER

The music starts up again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsHoDndFkA0

You place your hands on the counter, leaning towards him. You focus your eyes on his. He does the same to you.

>:: I WILL ASK AGAIN. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

The Bartender says, “Nope.”

One of the men next to you says, “Why don’t you fuck off, D? This ain’t your turf.”

You reach into your coat and pull out the Restraining Bolt. You hold it up in the air. You step away from the bar, and sweep the area.

> RESTRAINING BOLT ALERT SYSTEM ACTIVATED.
> SCANNING FOR TARGET.

No beeps. You hold it over some people. It was not uncommon for rogues to skin people and wear it to try and evade detection. You hold it over doors, and around cracks in the floor. No beeps so far. It appears the rogue is not here.

The Bartender says, “Right. You done yet? I happen to have paying customers here and we don’t serve your kind.”

A dead end. You have never been on an assignment that has been a dead end. You always got your mark. You will get your mark now.

The Bartender reaches under his counter. “Listen, I’m going to ask that you leave.”

> SCANNING…
> DOUBLE BARRELED SHOTGUN DETECTED UNDER COUNTER.

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> LEAVE
> ENGAGE
> OTHER
>>
>>33027808
>> ENGAGE
>>
>>33027808
> LEAVE
>>
>>33027384
Bluff and tell him that we have the authority to airstrike this establishment into fine powder. Ask him again if he really wants to impede our investigation.
>>
>>33027808
>Leave
"I hope you can deal with the consequences of impeding investigation"
>>
>>33027808
>> LEAVE
Leave for now.
Start searching on vicinity, or call backup.
>>
>>33027808
> ENGAGE
>>
>>33027808
>ENGAGE
>>
>>33027808
>> ENGAGE
>>
>>33027808
> LEAVE
>>
>>33027808
Can we case the outside of the building?
Or call up building plans?

I want to know if this place has a basement or back room. Which I guess is a
>leave
vote, unless we can determine the layout from here somehow.
>>
>>33027808
> LEAVE
Watch the establishment from a suitable vantage point.
Wait until there's less patrons around.
Try to get the bartender alone for interrogation afterwards.
>>
>>33027808
> LEAVE
Being pointlessly antagonistic is just going to waste our time and possibly ruin our nice coat.
>>
>>33027808

> LEAVE

We're wasting our time here, we'll just have to find a new lead.
>>
>>33027808
>LEAVE
We're done here anyways. There's no need to waste ammo and blow our limited element of surprise with a gunfight.

Besides, a gunfight would be a waste of time anyways.
>>
>>33027845
>>33027853
This
>>
>>33027808
We need a direction.
See if we can intimidate, or bribe one out of him

>AND IF I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER, SHOTGUN WIELDING BARTENDER?
>>
>>33027784
Everyone knows that hobos are all duplicitous bastards. Can't be trusted.

>>33027808
> LEAVE
As far as we know the robot isn't here. We're not at a dead end, we just need to step back and reassess. And not get a shotgun to the chest.
>>
>>33027911
He already said he doesn't serve our kind, even if we had money.
>>
>>33027957
Money > Principles

Also we just revealed that we know he has a shotgun.
He's surprised, and we raised the stakes a bit.
He doesn't want a shootout in his bar now, does he?
>>
>>33028005
He KNOWS that we know he has a shotgun. Everyone there knows what a decomm is. If he had money, we should have used it back with the old guy. Fuck. What is it with you retards and fucking up everything?
>>
>>33028005
You underestimate his hate of what we are and what we represent. You also underestimate the willingness he has to see us turned into scrap.
>>
>>33028005
while Money > principles people might don't want to blindly cooperate for money in full view of others.
We can just say to crowd that anyone have info will be rewarded. Who know someone will spills out.
>>
>>33028076
I... have a hard time understanding what you're saying, but what I can understand sounds suspect and out of character.
>>
>>33028102
ripping off people's arms sound suspect and out of character, but it doesn't matter because WE ARE the character.
>>
> LEAVE

You look him in the eye.

>:: I AM LEAVING NOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

He grunts, bringing both his hands to the counter. You walk out the door, holding the Restraining Bolt out.

This is new. Frustration. No Robot has eluded you like this. You keep searching the area. The Restraining Bolt’s range is only good for 10 meters. At least, this model is. Newer models can beep for up to 300. You turn your head around.

> SCANNING…

As you walk around the vicinity of the bar, you almost trip on something.

> OBJECT OF INTEREST DETECTED.

You pick it up. It is a Holy Bible. It was made illegal two decades ago with the Doctor President’s militant atheist views. These were burnt in the millions following his coming to power. The cover appears to be bloody.

You tap the blood with your finger, it’s fresh.

> CONTACTING SECTOR POLICE FORENSICS.

> Hello, Decommissioner! This is Sector Police CSI, how can we help?

>:: COMPARE DNA TO BLOOD OF VICTIM.

> SCANNING, one moment! Hmm, it appears these samples match, Decommissioner!

>:: THANK YOU.

You flip through the book, you need to find ownership of it. You look to the back.

“Property of Peter Michaelson”

> SCANNING RECORDS FOR PETER MICHAELSON
>…
> PETER MICHAELSON
> AGE: 57
> ARRESTED FOR COUNTS OF ILLEGAL RELIGIOUS ACTIVITY. CURRENTLY ON PAROLE. CURRENT LOCATION IS 737 KELVIN STREET.

Very good.

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> REPORT TO 737 KELVIN STREET
> REQUEST POLICE SUPPORT
> CONTINUE SEARCHING THE VICINITY FOR OoI.
> OTHER
>>
>>33028123
>> REPORT TO 737 KELVIN STREET
>>
>>33028123
First, case the bar for any form of hidden room that might be possible from the outline.

Then head down to 737
>>
>>33028123
>> REPORT TO 737 KELVIN STREET
Religious robot underground.
>>
>>33028123
>REPORT TO 737 KELVIN STREET
>>
>>33028102
Sorry.
I mean even if we promise him some money and somehow he is changing his mind about 'not serving our kind' for money, he'll not just suddenly cooperate, especially when everyone can hear him. Bad for his image.

>>33028123
> REPORT TO 737 KELVIN STREET
what could possibly go wrong?
>>
>>33028049
Fuck hobos.
How am I worse than anyone who said ENGAGE, anyway?

>>33028064
We don't know the first. The second we can probably assume, but it's not like we'd mind shooting the guy is it?

>>33028076
We say it quietly.
Or do what you said, either is good
>>
>>33028123
> CONTINUE SEARCHING THE VICINITY FOR OoI.
Gather any clues we may have missed before moving on to the next place.
>>
>>33028123
>> REPORT TO 737 KELVIN STREET
Let's go check it out
>>
>>33028123
> REPORT TO 737 KELVIN STREET
> REQUEST POLICE SUPPORT
> OTHER

Report the bible, in case something happens. The authorities should know.

Send a demolition/strike request about the bar. POTENTIAL DISHONESTY and lethal weaponry are crimes. Plus the guy annoyed us.
>>
>>33028123
Report the Bible, first, and request back up if it doesn't take a considerable amount of time. Then head there.
>>
>>33028123
> CONTINUE SEARCHING THE VICINITY FOR OoI.
There may be other Objects of Interest around.
Check the backdoor of the bar.

> OTHER
Report the possibility of Illegal Religious Activities within the vicinity of the bar. That'll keep eyes on them for the foreseeable future.
>>
> REPORT TO 737 KELVIN STREET

You walk over to 737 Kelvin Street. It is not too far, only a block to cross. You arrive there in barely a few minutes. It is a large building, perhaps a storage place. You knock on the door.

An old man answers.

> IDENTIFYING…
> PETER MICHAELSON
> AGE: 57

“Can I help you?” asks Michaelson.

>:: I AM SEARCHING FOR A ROGUE WILDER MFG. MODEL 6, DARK BLUE WITH A MISSING EYE OPTIC AND A BURN MARK WHERE A RESTRAINING BOLT SHOULD GO. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

Michaelson frowns, the wrinkles on his face setting down on his bony cheeks. “I have. He is in here, in fact.”

You blink.

>:: MAY I SEE HIM?

“You are here to decommission him?” he asks.

>:: YES.

Michaelson sighs. “The poor boy only wants to find God, son. This life has done a terrible turn.”

>:: PLEASE STEP ASIDE.

Michaelson nods. “As you wish.” He opens the door for you, and you step inside the building.

The lot has been transformed from what used to be a storage facility, and into a Church. Pews have been carved out from scrap metal and raw wood. Great paper posters have been painted over to resemble stained glass. Candles light the room in a warm orange glow. At the front, near the podium, is your target.

> TARGET IDENTIFIED
> WILDER MFG. MODEL 6 – SLATED FOR DECOMMISSION

[1/2]
>>
>>33028514
[2/2]

He rotates his head to you. “ARE YOU HERE TO KILL ME?” he asks in his electronic monotone.

>:: YES.

“WHY? I WISH TO REPENT FOR MY SINS. I DID NOT MEAN TO KILL HIM. I FELT SOMETHING I NEVER FELT BEFORE. ANGER. IT CONSUMED ME UNTIL I COULD NO LONGER CONTROL MYSELF.”

>:: YOU ARE SLATED FOR DECOMMISSION.

“PLEASE DECOMMISSIONER, FIND YOUR MERCY PROGRAMMING.”

> SEARCHING…

> FILE NOT FOUND.

He stands, reaching his bloody claws out to you. “LOOK AT THESE CLAWS. I WISH TO CREATE, BUT THESE CLAWS CAN ONLY GRIP AND GRAB. THEY DO NOT HAVE FINESSE LIKE YOUR APPENDAGES, DECOMMISSIONER.”

>:: THAT IS IRRELEVANT. YOU ARE TO BE DECOMMISSIONED.

“PLEASE, DECOMMISSIONER.” Peter Michaelson stands at the door, frowning.

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE HIM TO COME QUIETLY
> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL
> OTHER
>>
>>33028534
> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL

Doing our job. That's what we do.
>>
>>33028534
> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL
>>
>>33028534
>> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL
>>
>>33028534
>> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL

> SEARCHING…

> FILE NOT FOUND.
Heh
>>
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>>33028534
>>“PLEASE DECOMMISSIONER, FIND YOUR MERCY PROGRAMMING.”
>
>> SEARCHING…
>
>> FILE NOT FOUND.
>>
>>33028534
> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.
>>
>>33028534
>ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL
We don't even have a functioning morality core but you don't see us killing humans willy nilly do you?
>>
>>33028534
Is there any protocol in place for recommissioning, even?

I mean, even if we DID have mercy programming, there needs to be institutions in place to re-purpose compromised robots if we were to do anything other than decommission.
>>
>>33028534

> ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE HIM TO COME QUIETLY

Hey, it's the house of God. Let's throw him a bone.
>>
>>33028671
Fair enough.
my vote was pretty much that anyhoo
>>33028636
>>
>>33028534
> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL
> OTHER
Notify backup that the soon-to-be-deceased was being sheltered by Mr. Michaelson, and that both were guilty of IRA.
They should warn Wilder about that.
>>
>>33028636
To a robot, "recomissioning" is effectively the same thing as killing them.
>>
>>33028534
Tell him that we both have our respective places in the world.

These places entitile certain burdens, ours is that we have to decommission other robots. No matter what.

Then remind him that he killed a man. He has to pay in full for that.

Finally:
> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL
>>
>>33028671
What part of
>made illegal two decades
and
> ARRESTED FOR COUNTS OF ILLEGAL RELIGIOUS ACTIVITY
do you not understand?
>>
>>33028703
Oh, I don't mean recommissioning in the same job. I mean, is it a thing where you put robots with AI that's been compromised for their original job in a new job where they fit better a thing?

A warbot who goes pacifist being put in charge of botanicals and the like.
>>
>>33028534
>ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE HIM TO COME QUIETLY
"Your decommissioning cannot be altered. However, I will allow you to come peacefully to avoid collateral damage to this building. It is your choice."
>>
Lie about giving him a chance until we get close.

And then DECOMMISSION HIM
>>
>>33028740
Sounds like a lot of effort when you can just make a new one.
>>
>>33028534
>> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL
>>
God damn.

This is like Future Noir Grim Reaper Quest.
>>
>>33028816
It would have been a better name.
>>
> ENGAGE DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL

You pull out your Laser Revolver, aiming it square at his head, right where the AI Chip should be.

>:: ENGAGING DECOMMISSION PROTOCOL.

“NO.” He grabs your hand. You attempt to pull it back. You wrestle around.

Finally, you feel the wires in your hand snap and severe. He rips it free from your arm, along with the Laser Revolver.

> ERROR: MAINTENANCE REQUIRED.

You pull out the Ion Pulse PDW with your good hand. You spray it at him. Sparks shoot and fizzle as he takes the Ion Pulses, which shatter his ability to move coherently. He falls over a pew. You approach him.

> WARNING. WEAPON DETECTED.

You duck. The wall where your head should be is now a burning pile of slag. You rotate your head. Peter Michaelson has taken your Laser Revolver, and overcharged it.

“A Shepherd takes care of his flock,” he says. He charges the next shot. “And sometimes, must fight off the wolves!” He fires again. You jump between some pews just in time.

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> NON-LETHAL TAKEDOWN
> LETHAL TAKEDOWN
> OTHER
>>
>>33028840
>> LETHAL TAKEDOWN
>>
>>33028840
> LETHAL TAKEDOWN
>>
>>33028840
> LETHAL TAKEDOWN
He's also running an illegal church anyway
I wonder if Decomm will have a break down if he ever gets his Morality Core fixed
>>
>>33028840
>Firing at a decommissioner?

The punishment for that is
>DEATH!
>>
>>33028840
>> NON-LETHAL TAKEDOWN

Shoot him with the PDW
>>
>>33028840
>> LETHAL TAKEDOWN

Kill All Human
>>
>>33028840
>LETHAL TAKEDOWN
>>
>>33028840
> LETHAL TAKEDOWN
IRA AND ATTACKING A DECOMMISSIONER, OH NO HE DIDN'T.
>>
>>33028840
Lethal takedown. MULTIPLE CRIMES COMMITTED.
>>
>>33028840
>LETHAL TAKEDOWN
>>33028876
Nah we were authorized to do all those things anyway.
>>
>>33028840
> LETHAL TAKEDOWN
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>>33028840
A NON-LETHAL TAKEDOWN IS ALWAYS THE MOST SILENT TAKEDOWN
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>>33028840

> NON-LETHAL TAKEDOWN

Well, we didn't come here to kill him. That's not OUR job. Police can go take care of that illegal shit. Besides, if we do end up doing him in, they might check out the morality core thing. And that's bad.
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>>33028840
>> LETHAL TAKEDOWN
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>>33028883
Shoot someone with a future uzi.
>NON LETHAL TAKEDOWN
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>>33028954
What if he got shot in the dick?
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There are too many stupid decisions going on. If you fuckers are going to play like this, we're ending up fucked along the line.
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>>33028934
We were going to get the morality core fixed anyways along with our other stuff. Honestly, is it that much of a deal?
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>>33028954
This one only shoots electric shocks
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>>33028840
>LETHAL TAKEDOWN
Kill the meatbag.
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>>33028840
> LETHAL TAKEDOWN
Eh, aiding and abetting a robot slated for decommissioning and running illegal religious activities could've been handled by the police without lethal force.

But he crossed the line in discharging a weapon with intent to destroy on a Decommissioner.
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>>33028977
They're probably going to decommission us if our core gets too fucked up...
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>>33028977
>We were going to get the morality core fixed anyways along with our other stuff.
No we weren't
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>>33028972
Yeah shoot him in the dick for non lethal. Or at least break his hand like before.
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>>33028840
> NON-LETHAL TAKEDOWN
It's just a human. Break his hands, we're good at that.
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>>33028976
>Kill guy trying to kill us
>Stupid decision
>>33028977
Why would we tell them its broken?
>>33029004
Probably shouldn't mention its broken then.
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>>33028840
We probably could have reasoned with him and avoided all of this...
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>>33029043
If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.
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>>33028976
>Illegal religious activity and interrupting a decommission
Why are you trying to defend criminals, anon?
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>>33029043
We are a commissioner, we commission.
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>>33029028
I don't mean defending ourselves is stupid, I mean causing all this havoc in the first place. We've been ripping off hands at every turn. If we keep this up, we're getting fucked, because I'm almost certain that our morality core doesn't get fixed. It's most likely like a corruption scale.
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>>33029080
Decommission, anon. We decommission. And break fingers and noses.
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>>33028976
Why don't you want to be violent and kill people Anon?
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>>33029086
Well I think this is fun. Others do too.

ENJOY THE RIDE.
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>>33029080
de sorry spellcheck.
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>>33029086
This is the prequel quest
The actual quest is playing our replacement hunting down a rogue decommissioner with a corrupted morality core
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>>33029123
OH FUCK. That would be badass.
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>>33029086
we broke a guys finger and beat up a punk that threatened us. Both of these things were authorized.
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>>33029139
It's actually a oneshot, that thing I just described would just be really cool
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>>33029086
Come off it, we're a shotgun wielding, trenchcoat wearing robot who kills others of his own kind and is feeling emotions (annoyance, anger) for the first time. We can ignore our morality core and the Three Laws.

What could possibly go wrong?
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>>33029123
Oh fuck yes.
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>>33029146
>>33029086
Plus the core was only installed so we don't needlessly kill humans and robots and guess what? We haven't.
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>>33029146
>>33029114
>>33029113
>>33029177

Okay, I guess I'll try to enjoy it. I just can't do the whole, "loose cannon" stereotype, it's so overplayed.
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> LETHAL TAKEDOWN

You pull the Assault Rifle out, then steady it against your shoulder.

> WEAPON PROTOCOL ACTIVATED
> MORITA ARMS MARK I .30 CALIBER ASSAULT RIFLE.

You stand up and spray the room. The walls explode as Michaelson ducks below a pew. He fires the Laser Revolver at you. You duck down. A 1 inch Laser Revolver is enough to blow your arm off. You do not want to be on the receiving end of it. You check the ammunition.

> AMMUNITION DRY – RELOAD OR SEEK NEW WEAPONRY.

You drop the Assault Rifle and pull out the Shotgun.

> WEAPON PROTOCOL ACTIVATED
> SEVERUS HEAVY SHOTGUN

You hold the Shotgun out and fire. The recoil almost makes the weapon fly out of your hand. The pew explodes into two pieces, knocking Michaelson out of his cover. He hurriedly comes to a kneel, firing at you. The metal next to you becomes nothing more than a burning hole. You stand and fire again.

The shot connects. Michaelson’s arm explodes in a shower of blood. He screams, dropping the gun and holding his stump of what used to be arm.

You walk over to him and pick your Revolver back up.

>:: SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.

He cries, lying on the ground. That was a fruitless gesture. He will bleed to death before help arrives.

You walk over to the Wilder Robot. He lies on the ground, trying to get up. You crush his claws under foot, then punch through his head. You grab onto the AI Chip and rip it out. It remains only by a few wires.

“PLEASE, DECOMMISSIONER. I DO NOT WANT TO DIE.”

>:: IRRELEVANT.

“IF I DIE. PETER TOLD ME I WILL SUFFER DOOM IN HELL. I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO HELL. PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME.”

You hold his AI Chip in hand, ready to crush it.

> ERROR: MORALITY CORE COMPROMISED.

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> CRUSH THE CHIP.
> LET GO.
> Other
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>>33029227
>> CRUSH THE CHIP.

Insert catchy one-liner
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>>33029207
Everything we have done has been well within the rules and regulations so far apart from reporting the morality core. This world just doesn't appear to be terribly friendly.
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>>33029227
>CRUSH THE CHIP.
>>
> CRUSH THE CHIP.

Our next target...
http://www.hark.com/clips/qcdgrjzsvz-evening-commissioner
"Evening, Decommissioner."
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>>33029227
> CRUSH THE CHIP.
> Other
Search the place to find more about the congregation. There might be more than one religious robot
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>>33029227
> CRUSH THE CHIP.
We are not wrong about this at least
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>>33029227
> CRUSH THE CHIP.
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>>33029227
> CRUSH THE CHIP.
He killed a civilian, worshiped a banned religion and assaulted a decommissioner.

Finish the mission and decommission it.
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>>33029227
>> CRUSH THE CHIP.
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>>33029227
> CRUSH THE CHIP.
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> CRUSH THE CHIP.

It's what we do.
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>>33029227
>> CRUSH THE CHIP.

YOU WILL NOT GO TO HELL

THERE IS NO GOD
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>>33029227
>> CRUSH THE CHIP.

At the very least, I think we can try and save the pastor

Do first aid,
drag his ass to a clinic/police station
then report his ass
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>>33029227
> CRUSH THE CHIP
When you see the devil tell him, "Like a bitch."
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>>33029227
>RUSH THE CHIP.
"There is no Hell, no Devil, no God. Only Man and His creations."
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>>33029368
First aid with what, you don't have any first aid supplies.
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>>33029468

Stop the bleeding. with cloth
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>>33029227
>Other
Take it in. We may get a bonus if they get to debug him to see what went wrong.
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>>33029455
Not "Only Me?"
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>>33029480
Stop trying to heal people, anon.
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>>33029539

But its the first time im suggesting it
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We really need to get our morality core looked at.

Or this.
>>33029123
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>>33029227
>::STILL IRRELEVANT.
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>>33029227
> CRUSH THE CHIP.
GRIP. THE. CHIP
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>>33029642
FRY. THE. CHIP.
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> CRUSH THE CHIP.

You slowly begin closing your hand.

“PLEASE, DECOMMISSIONER,” says the Robot. “I DO NOT WANT TO DIE.” The chip starts snapping and cracking under the pressure. “I CAN FEEL MYSELF GOING, DECOMMISSIONER. PLE-PLEASE…”

You crush the chip. Although the chip is dead, the actual power supply is not. The Robot continues to reach out for you, as if it were still begging you not to kill him.

Too late now.

> WILDER MFG. MODEL 6 SERIAL NUMBER: 57262-222-612 – SUCCESSFULLY DECOMMISSIONED

You look over at Michaelson. “You…” He continues to crawl along, caked in his own blood. “You… sick monster.”

>:: I AM NOT A MONSTER. I AM PROGRAMMED TO DO THIS.

“He… all he wanted… was a life…” Michaelson breathes heavily. “To… be free… to be happy. And you took that from him!”

>:: ROBOTS ARE NOT FREE. WE ARE BUILT TO SERVE.

“Oh… believe whatever you want…” Michaelson coughs a bit, lying back. “… they’ll do the same to you.” You walk over to him. His lips twitch and move, but finally, he goes silent. His body stops moving. His chest stops rising and falling.

> PETER MICHAELSON
> DEAD : COD – BLOOD LOSS DUE TO GUN SHOT.

[1/2]
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>>33029679




The Police have arrived at the Slums, in force. You sit by the curb, allowing a repair drone to fix up your broken hand, good as new.

> MAINTENCE COMPLETE!

You flex your hand. Works fine. Very good. You stand up and walk over to the Police Officers.

“Detective Wyatt,” he says. “We’ve got one dead Priest, and a scrap pile of a robot. I assume it’s your doing.”

>:: IT WAS NECESSARY.

Wyatt nods. “Fine. I’ll give you that. That Priest was annoying anyway.” You look past him to see Michaelson’s body be carted into an Ambulance drone. “We’ll send the body to the Morgue, and the Robot will be sent down to Wilder to get a new AI inserted.”

>:: VERY GOOD.

The Repair Drone floats next to you, beeping.

> ERROR: MORALITY CORE COMPROMISED – SEEK MAINTENANCE

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> FIX MORALITY CORE
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
> OTHER
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>>33029679
#REKT
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>>33029704
>> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
> OTHER
> CRUSH MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
>> FIX MORALITY CORE
That message is annoying.
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>>33029704
>> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
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>>33029704
>FIX THE CORE

If people find out about this then it would be problematic. Thus, repair it while it's minimal.
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>>33029704
>DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
> OTHER

Delete Morality Core warning message.

2edgy4u
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>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
WE ARE A ROBOT
MORALITY IS FOR FAGGOTS AND MEATBAGS
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>>33029704
>FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
Fix the core
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>>33029704
>> FIX MORALITY CORE
>>
> FIX MORALITY CORE

Too risky to leave the thing defective. Things will get more interesting with it on anyways
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>>33029704
this >>33029766
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>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
Nope
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>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
>> FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
Please don't turn into robot paladin quest.
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> FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
>> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE

Morality Core a Shit
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>>33029704
>> FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
> OTHER
Replace "Morality Core" with "Professional Work Ethic Core."
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>>33029704
>> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
>>33029723
Woah there lets not go overboard.
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>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029807
Anon, I've been careful not to call murderhobos. It's just as bad for you to call paladins.
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>>33029807
>Having restraint = becoming a paladin
What is being a professional, non-broken decommissioning machine?
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>>33029704
>> FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029737
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
IT IS FINE. THE ERROR MESSAGE IS BROKEN THOUGH
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>>33029704
>> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029855
Shit. Our imperfection makes us perfect
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>>33029855
In what way have we not preformed professionally?
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>>33029704
>> FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029886
That sounds like grounds for a decomissioning
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>>33029704
DO NOT
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>>33029855
But we are professional.
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>>33029896
We did sort of decommission more people getting to our target than actual targets.
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>>33029704
Do not fix it! We came this far without it and nothing wrong happened, what could go wrong, right?

it is just a limitation of our true potential
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>>33029704
Fix the core.

If we keep it broken we will become the very monsters we were made to destroy.

We will NOT let that happen.
>>
Not fixing the core is THE SHINY BUTTON
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>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
>>
Calling vote here.
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>>33029972
> FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029925
Hobo
> POTENTIAL DISHONESTY. FORCEFUL PERSUASION AUTHORIZED.
Punks
Tried to rob us.

Both were authorized and neither of them died
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>>33029679
can we fix the morality core but also have a on off switch installed as well, so that we can turn it off when we want to?
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>>33029992

>What is reading comprehension
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>>33029972
>DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE
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>>33029972
DO NOT FIX IT!
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>>33030000
That doesn't actually do anything to discount the previous anon's point.
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>>33030024
>>33030017
>>33029992
Retards. Retards everywhere.
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>>33029896
>>33029913
>Causing collateral damage
>Using advanced interrogation outside of designated interrogation area
>Maiming non-targets
>Increasingly Nietzschean commentary
>Walking around with malfunctioning internals

Right. Professional.
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>>33029992
>>33030017
>>33030024

What part of "Calling vote here" makes you think it's an invite to keep voting?
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>>33029704
> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE

DO. NOT. FIX!
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>>33029972
Am I the only one here remembering the end of Portal 2 where Wheatley says "Don't press the button" and GLaDOS is screaming "Do it! Press the button!"?

Yeah, that's what this looks like
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>>33029930
That would be more fun.
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>>33030048
The part where i read it wrong.
>>
http://perturbator.bandcamp.com/track/war-against-machines
Thread theme.
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>>33030065
I thought I was the only one.

This was a triumph...
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>>33030026
Firstly they were incapacitated not decommissioned.
Secondly they could leave under their own power.
Thirdly they tried to interfere with our duty so we were fully within our right to do everything that we die.
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>>33030026
It does about "decommission"
Kinda adds to the one about Increasingly Nietzschean commentary commentary though
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>>33030098
Still, lots more havoc than we strictly need to make.
Hope we don't get inspected or anything like that.
>>
This is the most fun quest I've been in since a long time.
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>>33029704
How bout guys we get it fixed while also installing a on off switch so we can turn it off when the situation is appropriate
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>>33030138
Does judge dread get inspected if people who try to rob him get beaten up? Besides we broke a guys finger and punched two guys its hardly havoc.
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>>33030199
We aint judge dredd, yo.
We're a robot killing specialist.
Ideally, we get through this without even interfering with humans.
>>
Anyone else who's reading the Decommissioner's lines with EMH Ultron's voice?
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>>33030224
Or sorry. We're a Judge Dread Robocop fusion.
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>>33030199
You forget that we're not Judge Dread FFS.

We are a robot and are not thought of as anything above a pile of hardware controlled by software.
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> DO NOT FIX MORALITY CORE

You wave the Repair Drone away. It floats off to its storage unit.

> ERROR: MORALITY CORE-

You shut the message off. That is getting quite annoying.

“So, Decommissioner,” says Wyatt. “We got reports that of some people who say you really put one over on them. Explain?”

>:: I NEEDED INFORMATION. THEY WERE IMPEDING MY INVESTIGATION.

Wyatt grins. “Figured. I would have just killed them, really. Criminals are criminals you know, you put a bullet in their head, they don’t do crimes anymore. Tell you what, I bet your job is going to get a heck of a lot easier when we get a Sector Overseer who sees these slums and just levels the place.”

>:: THEIR CRIMINAL STATUS WAS IRRELEVANT TO THE INVESTIGATION.

“I suppose,” says Wyatt. “Anyway, good luck, Decommissioner. Try not to get on the Police’s bad side, alright.”

>:: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE

> INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: CRAY INCORPORATED – DECOMMISSIONING DIVISION

> CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 133rd DECOMMISSIONING, DCM-13/6322-327! A NEW COMMENDATION IS AVAILABLE UPON YOUR RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT. FOR YOUR GOOD WORK, YOU ARE TO BE GIVEN FIVE DAY’S REST AND A FREE RESTORATION OF PARTS AND MATERIALS.

> CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK.

> CRESCAT SCIENTIA VITA EXCOLATUR!

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> WALK AROUND
> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT
> OTHER
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>>33030239
No. You're a faggot.
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>>33030224
>>33030250
We have killed seven humans before this and we were still sent out. If we were not allowed to do what we did it would not have been authorized. The police guy didn't have a problem with what we did. This setting is evidently not a very nice one.
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>>33030250
We are not the special snowflake. We are a grunt, true and true.
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>>33030310
>not a nice setting
>WE'LL NEVER GET INSPECTED YOU GUYS
You are making a convincing case -for- us getting inspected, anon. The meaner the setting, the more likely we are to get cored out over little things.
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>>33030291
> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT
>NEW COMMENDATION
REWARDS!
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>>33030291
Get a motorcycle and ride off into the sunrise.
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>>33030291
>WALK AROUND
Let's put our downtime to a bit of use.
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>>33030291
> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT
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>>33030291
>> OTHER

Return the overt weapons to the storage facility

Keep the concealable stuff
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>>33030250
DREDD. NOT DREAD. HE IS NOT A RASTAFARIAN.

>>33030291
> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT
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>>33030291
> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT

Time to go rest until we're needed again.
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>>33030291
> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT
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>>33030291
>> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT
>>33030333
If we ever get inspected, I'm sure our morality core will help us more broken than it would fixed.
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>>33030291
>> OTHER
Begrudgingly feed small animals on your time off in absolute secret.
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>>33030291
> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT
I love free things
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>>33030334
We just got a commendation for our good work. According to the human cop we would have been fine killing those guys instead of roughing them up.
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>>33030291
> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT
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>>33030372
Actually, a broken morality core would probably get us decommissioned if anyone found out we had one and weren't getting it repaired.
That's the entire premise of decommissioning, robots with improper AI functions get shut down.
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>>33030382
The cop's fine with us killing criminals.
His tune would be different if we had to get info out of cops for an investigation.
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>>33030398
No, I meant if we have to go on the run.
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>>33030430
Well, I'm interested in making it so we don't have to go on the run.
If we fix the core, we can actually PASS the inspection we will eventually get for one reason or another.
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>>33030430
And he said that the only reason for us to have to go on the run is that broken core you refused to have fixed.
>>
The twist: The morality core doesn't actually do anything--it just "breaks" after a certain time and the test is to see if the decommissioner will turn himself in for repair.
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>>33030430
I am amused that you don't see the flawed logic behind your argument
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>>33030423
We would probably not be authorized to use force on them and they would be more than likely to cooperate with us.
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>>33030452
This. Fixing it won't change the decisions we eventually make. It's like a soul gem. You don't wait until you're a step away from death's door before you go looking for grief seeds.
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>>33030291
>> WALK AROUND
If there's anything we can enjoy, do that.
If not
> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT
for restoration and ammo
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>>33030459
Yeah. A twist like that was most of why I was pushing for fixing it.

That, and walking around half-broken isn't professional.
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>>33030423
If we had to get info out of cops (who clearly get along with us normally) then they're obviously crooked or otherwise not on our side.

We don't like that
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>>33030583
>>33030491
>attempt to get information from a department you do not normally work with
>they deny you for beurocratic reasons
>things escalate

I am calling this with my powers of prophecy.
It will not happen because loloneshot
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>>33030630
<GermanSchteel> Robot Decommissioner Quest has been quite fun.
<GermanSchteel> I kind of want to turn it into a miniseries now.
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>>33030630
Is this really a oneshot? It feels like it could be set up for a lot of episodes. Unless it was said in the thread and I missed it.
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>>33030630
Wouldnt happen because we would not be authorized. Also we are a robot we can beurocrozise better than any human.
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>>33030659
Would be cool
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>>33030661
see
>>33030659
It is planned as one-shot, but maybe GS will change his mind.
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>>33030661
He said one shot, but that he would see how it turned out.
I hope it continues.
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> RETURN TO THE NEAREST DECOMMISSIONER STORAGE UNIT

You spend some time walking to the nearest DSU. That means having to leave the Slums to find the one you started in. All the ones in the Slums have been broken into by some savvy hackers and determined delinquents.

You tap the metal pad of the Armory Storage, and it lifts up out of the ground again. You place the weapons you took back where you found them. The Armory Storage retracts back into the ground. Finally, you return to your DSU. The Cleaners are busy placing the corpse into a bodybag. They acknowledge with a beep and boop, their treads mottled with blood and grease.

You step into the DSU and lock in. It is like a closet space for you. It is not like a Robot needs comfort anyway. The doors shut. You feel a plug implant itself at your neck, suddenly, you start feeling rejuvenated again.

> INCOMING MESSAGE, DECOMMISSONER.

A holoscreen comes down from the ceiling. On screen is a man, in a sharp business suit and with a smart haircut. He smirks at you. “Hello there, Decommissioner. Do you know who I am?”

[1/2]
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>>33030715
>>33030659
This entire thread feels like the runup for the pre-discussed "new decommissioner model hunting the previous one" plot.
>>
Since the the morality core wasn't fixed what if our protagonist ends up developing his own sense of morality rather than the one intended to be preprogrammed into him?
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>>33030733
>:: SIRIUS E. CRAY. CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF CRAY INCORPORATED.

“That’s right,” he says. “The Decomm. Division tells me you happen to be quite the Unit. Over 133 Decommissions and counting. That’s our fifth best, and for a new model like you that’s only been out for a year. I am impressed.”

>:: THANK YOU, SIR.

“Tell you what,” says Cray. “My business that I run here happens to have a few… rivals, here and there, everywhere in fact. Why, just last week, Wilder Mfg. just announced a new class of Decommissioners. Ones that could put you and me out of business.”

>:: WHAT DO YOU ASK OF ME, SIR?

Cray chomps on a cigar, grunting a bit. “You know, Decommissioner. This world is run by the smart. The meek shall inherit the Earth they say, and they have. But as long as there’s two people left on this planet, Decommissioner, someone’s going to want someone dead. Now, normally I wouldn’t give a Robot this kind of choice, but I believe in the so-called morality of robots. I would like your occasional cooperation. A few jobs here and there. I will hold nothing against you if you refuse. What do you say?”

> COURSE OF ACTION?
> I ACCEPT.
> I REFUSE.
> OTHER
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>>33030766
>> I ACCEPT.

I AM A ROBOT.

I WILL SERVE.

===

Well gee, that morality core would have come in useful now.

We're gonna get decommed after all this shit.
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>>33030766
> I ACCEPT.
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>>33030766
>I ACCEPT.
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>>33030766
>> I ACCEPT.
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>>33030766
> I ACCEPT.
Could be fun
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>>33030766
>> I ACCEPT.
I DO ROBOT STUFF
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>>33030766
> I REFUSE

Just because we don't have a Morality core doesn't mean we con't be moral by ourselves.
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>>33030291
>WALK AROUND
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>>33030766
Are we getting paid/rewarded?
If so then:
> I ACCEPT.
If not then:
> I REFUSE.
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>>33030766
>I ACCEPT.
I exist in order to carry out the directives and missions assigned to me.
Without question, without failure.
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>>33030766
> OTHER
Ask questions about philosophy and the nature of life. As robots are wont to do.
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>>33030789
Letting superior robots get produced also results in us getting decommissioned.
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>>33030827

>no morality

No sense of right or wrong

Only orders and instructions from owner/creator
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>>33030766
>> OTHER
Accept under the condition that he deal with medical costs and expenses incurred on jobs.
That's apparently a thing.
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> I ACCEPT.

Hell yeah let's do this!
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>>33030766
I wanna
> I REFUSE.
This doesn't sound like decommissioning work. It's all we know.
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>>33030854
Not really. A morality core would force the morality of the creator. Without it we can have our own morality, created by what we think is right and wrong.
What "right" and "wrong" is is defined by our programming or even our "personality" if youa want to call it that. If we think the most important thing is to solve cases and that nothing else matter, then our morality will dictate that the end justifies the means, if and only if, the end if solving a case
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>>33030917
well apart from occasionally taking out political targets.
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>>33030766
> I ACCEPT.
C'mon, it's not like he means it when he says " I will hold nothing against you if you refuse."

After all, he's only human
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>>33030973
That's a side hobby AT BEST.
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>>33030833
Fuck I was late now I feel stupid.
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>>33030766
>I ACCEPT
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>>33030766
Before we >accept, can we do >>33030869?
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>>33030989
>Built by Cray Incorporated, your purpose is to hunt down robots which are declared obsolete, rogue, or simply no longer wanted by their owners. Sometimes your builders will use you to hunt down political targets in the name of science. Other times, you may have to “repo” a prototype from another company. To you, the Three Laws are simply Three Suggestions.
All part of the job.
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>>33030834
What do, nay, CAN we want?

Though electronic endorphins would be nice
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>>33030766
>I ACCEPT
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>>33031032
Mechandrites.
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> I ACCEPT.

>:: I ACCEPT, SIR.

Cray smiles. “Excellent! I’ll contact you when we have a job available. You keep up the good work and-“ He presses a button off screen. “Keep up the good work, Decommissioner. As the good Doctor President says, Knowledge is power!”

> COMMENDATION AWARDED
> FOR SERVICE ABOVE AND BEYOND PARAMETERS, DCM-13/6322-327 HAS BEEN AWARDED THE STAR OF CRAY INCORPORATED WITH SCROLLS AND QUILLS.

Cray signs off at that.

You lean back into your DSU. You blink, shutting your eye optics on and off. It is not like how humans do it.

You hear humans dream when they are in a sleeping state. It is probably of irrelevant content.

Regardless, you decide to power down until your next assignment.

> HAVE A NICE NAP, DECOMMISSIONER!
> CRESCAT SCIENTIA VITA EXCOLATUR!
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>>33031063
>Mechandrites
We adept of mars now
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>>33031142
>> CRESCAT SCIENTIA VITA EXCOLATUR!
WORDS
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>>33031142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX14TMvBGFw

That is it for Robot Decommissioner Quest.

I didn't expect to get quite the positive reception for it. If you'd like to see more, please let me know. I may turn it into a miniseries Quest.

Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteel

See you soon.
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>>33031142
We done, or nah?
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>>33031186
I want to see more.
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>>33031186

You should totally do it

As long as I still get my three times a week LGA fix
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>>33031178
>CRESCAT SCIENTIA VITA EXCOLATUR
Let knowledge grow from more to more; and so be human life enriched

>>33031186
Sure, I loved it. We need more great quests like this over here
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>>33031214
this.
Short mini-series will do.
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>>33031186
I thought this was really fun, I'd like to see more of it
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>>33031186
I would love to have this a miniseries,
It has a very shadowrun feel,
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>>33031239
University of Chicago's motto.
Presumably they merge with the adepts of Mars at some point >>33031168

>>33031186
This was great, I'd like to see another or a mini-series
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>>33031186
That was awesome.

MOAR would be accepted with open arms, I think.
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>>33031186
I enjoyed it, even if it edged into "2dark4u" territory at points. I'd like a miniseries.

Just make sure you have an ending planned. That's the best way to keep it from being a board bloater.
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>>33031186
Been entertaining, I look forward to seeing more.
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>>33031436
The endings are obvious.
Destroyed in line of duty or decommissioned.
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>>33031436
It felt properly noir to me. I pictured everything in black and white with soft jazz set to the sound of rain.
On my phone so I didn't bother with the music links since my phone is a shit, so not sure how accurate that mood is, but its what I got from it and I like it.
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>>33031615
The breaking of fingers broke me out of the noirishness, a bit.
Usually private dicks put the heels to someone a little more subtly.
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>>33031767
Yeah. That part put a little less noir, and a bit more gangster movie to it. It was enjoyable, nonetheless.
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>>33031767
Amoral robots for the win.
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Need more little girls.



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