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>>33007460
Opening your eyes, you look up from your place between the breasts and see a smiling white face looking down at you. It’s not a pale face, it’s a straight white face with red eyes, and dark hair. As it/she sees you looking, you get what you’d consider a mental giggle, and she gives you a slight hug, pulling you against her slightly more.

You can’t help but notice that she feels very real…and very feminine. But you also realize that she probably has something else on her mind besides messing around with you. Not that she seems to mind though.

>Stop what you’re doing, see what she wants.
>Enh…keep going, see what happens.
>Get up and off of her, then see what she wants.
>Other.

>>33007482
>Enh…keep going, see what happens.
Can't stop.

>>33007482
>>Stop what you’re doing, see what she wants.
Let's see what our extradimensional soon-to-be harem member has to say. Or impress upon us as the case may be.

>>33007482
>Enh…keep going, see what happens.
The ride never stops,thanks for running guide!

>>33007482
>>Enh…keep going, see what happens.

What's the worst that could happen by snogging an eldritch abomination?

>>33007482
>>Stop what you’re doing, see what she wants.

Nice to see you again Guide!

>>33007482
>>Stop what you’re doing, see what she wants.
This seems to be reasonable. No need to get up.

>>33007482
>Keep going, but see what she wants
Best of both worlds. Welcome back, Guide.

>>33007482
>Stop what you’re doing, see what she wants.

Alright, looks like you're stopping. Barely.

Writing.

>>33007811
Awwww

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>>33007852
People are too scared of creatures beyond time and space.

>>33007903
Fucking prudes.

>>33007903
>People are too scared of creatures beyond time and space.
I don't see anyone voting to get up off her, so I'd say it's more a matter of being curious about why she's here after being absent for so long.

>>33007903
Shame on you anons!,their routes are always the most interesting ones!.

>>33007969
Shame on you, not wanting to know your eldritch waifu as a person first.

>>33008247
>this is what cultists think to themselves as they chant 'Ftagn Ftagn'

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>>33008247
>eldritch waifu
>a person
anon, I...

>>33008247
She isnt complaining.

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>>33007482
Despite your definite inclination towards continuing what you inadvertently started, you realize that whatever it is she drug you here for, is likely more important than getting a little nookie. Or as in your case might be, a little more nookie. So you withdraw your face from its direct placement between her breasts to a more relaxed one where you’re simply just snuggled up to her. You can feel a slight longing from her as well, but she seems to realize what needs to happen too.

“So, what’s up?” you ask her, her face still looking at you.

You get a picture, a jumbled one, of your fight with the shadow thing. Apparently she saw it, heard it, recorded it, something. Anyway, the pictures eventually focus on the wounds that you got inflicted on you. She seems…worried about them.

“I’m fine,” you say, but she shakes her head and runs her hands to your sides, which you notice are naked. You flinch as her hand draws pain from wounds, ones that have apparently reappeared since you returned to this place. The wounds also seem to be pulsing, a black line surrounding them.


You look up at her, opening your mouth to say something, just in time to see her face, bending down on that rather long neck, right next to yours. Her hands grab your face gently, pulling you in for a kiss. Her lips are warm, the kiss deep as…you’re going to call it her tongue, enters your mouth.

Then she…inhales. It’s the best way you can describe it.

You feel…whatever it is, being pulled out of you, your wounds healing as she does.

You aren’t sure how long it lasts, but after she finishes, you feel…clean, but as if you never knew you were dirty in the first place. Slowly the kiss is broken, her smiling face coming back into view. It’s still as attractive as ever, but now you’re pretty sure she just saved your life.

>Say thanks.
> “Say” thanks.
>Ask her how she knew.
>Other.

>>33008352
>Say thanks.

>>33008352
Motorboat as thanks.

>>33008352
>"Say" thanks.
>Ask her how she knew.

It's good to see you back, guide!

>>33008352
>Say thanks.
>Ask her how she knew.

>>33008352
>> “Say” thanks.

>>33008352
>>Say thanks.
And I guess give her a hug too? Hugs are nice, right? It's a shame we can't cook anything for her, wherever we are...Or can we?

>>33008352
>“Say” thanks.
>Other.
Ask if she knows anything about the guy who tried to kill us

>>33008352
>> “Say” thanks.

>>33008352
>"Say" thanks
>Ask her how she knew.

Might as well give her a snuggle too.

>>33008352
> “Say” thanks.

>>33008429
This. Though we're probably only going to get jumbled images.

>"Say" thanks
>Show her our appreciation
>Snuggle.

Guide! You aren't dead! Awesome.
"Say" thanks

>>33008352
>Say/"say" thanks (words backed by genuine affection and gratitude)
>Then ask how she knew and if she's safe from that thing.

Alright, looks like you're "Saying" thanks. Lightly.

And asking questions.

Writing.

>>33008562
I don't understand the difference between Say thanks and “Say” thanks.

>>33008840
One is fucking her.

>>33008854
The trick is figuring out which is which when dealing with eldritch abominations.

>>33008840
Verbally express gratitude vs. physically express gratitude.

>>33008854
Which one? I would have voted for that.

>>33008874
It's a mystery

>>33008874
The one with quotes

>>33008865
Hmm, if we're talking eldrich abominations the fucking option probably involves some transference of our visceral and the voiding of a bit of sanity so we could better experience her. But since she seems more like and Erdrich creature than abomination I'm guessing we'll come through a bit more intact than that.

In celebration of what happened to John last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

>>33008840
quotes mean expressing thanks nonverbally, since she doesn't use words

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>>33008918
He probably put on a pretty good show.

>>33008942
we should pick up more Physical ASAP. Because I'm pretty sure most of the girls aren't going to let us ignore them

>>33008983
It's top on the stat priority list, anon, never fear.

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>>33008983
Can you imagine how jealous Akeno is going to be? She'll want in

>>33009012
yep tied with enchantment

>>33009024
I realize now we have no idea what most of our harem does for recreation.

We really need to actually take a day off from stuff and just hang out with them.

>>33009048
I'd be alright with timeskipping most of Sunday for that. 1 day a week of rest sounds reasonable.

>>33009048
seconding this

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>>33008352
As you feel her lips pull away from you, her hands still on your face, your move yours back to hers. It’s not a lot; it’s nothing really, especially if she actually saved your life, but it’s all you can do at the moment. You also try to “project” thanks, as much as you can. You’re not sure if it works or not, at least at first.

Not until you pull away. Then you see color on her face for the first time. It’s just a hint, just a faint blush of the palest crimson on her cheeks. But it’s one of the more “human” like reactions that you’ve ever gotten from her.

Even as you try to “listen” to her, most of what you get is a jumble of confused emotions. Apparently she’s not used to true, physical and mental affection. At least not the kind you’re giving her. You give her another kiss, a little deeper, a verbal whisper “Thanks” making its way out of you as you start to show her how much you appreciate her.

A little while later, after showing her your thanks thoroughly, you start to drift off a little, both of you snuggled up together. But one thought drifts into your mind.

“How’d you know?” you ask her, wondering about your wounds.

All you get is an image of her watching over you from a distance before darkness takes you again.

You wake up once more, in the real world this time. Blinking open your eyes, you see a face right in front of yours. It’s haloed by blue hair, but it’s definitely not one of your girls.

“Hello,” says Elizasleyn about three inches from your face, with a massive grin, “How was your night?”

>Fine thanks.
>You have no idea.
>Give her a glare.
>Headbutt.
>Other.

>>33009138
>You have no idea.

>>33009138
>Fine thanks.

>>33009048
third I think a skip would be fine
A filler scene or to with us piloting would be better IMO
but a quick montage run by Guide would be perfect.

>>33009048
...I just realized that when we eventually take a day off for the inevitable beach omake we're going to end up staying with Irisviel's little sister...

>>33009138
>Headbutt.

>>33009138
>Fine thanks
And yours?

>>33009138
>You have no idea.
>other
Check to see what our situation is. last time we woke up from slendere we had a psycho lesbian on top of us.

>>33009138
>Fine thanks.
And then take a look around us to see who else is around and awake.

>>33009188
Seconded

>>33009195
And the first time ended with a pink doom ray almost killing us.

>>33009138
seconding >>33009195

>>33009138
>>You have no idea.

Even though she probably thinks she does.

>>33009138
>Fine thanks

I don't think there's much point saying you have no idea. She knows what we got up to

>>33009138
"Good."

"Yours?"

>>33009231
Except for the entire eldritch abomination snu snu.

>>33009138
>Why, are you jealous?

>>33009231
the no idea part refers to slendre which i think is 50/50 whether she knows it or has no suspicion at all.

>>33009138
>Fine thanks
Couldn't she tell John was a virgin before by his smell or some shit?

SHE KNOWS

>>33009195
I'll back this. A little paranoia on waking up from one of her dreams seems reasonable.

>>33009263
Even if she doesn't, Irie probably has recordings.

>>33009263
Paranoia is ALWAYS reasonable. It's just a question of application quantity.

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>>33009290
We should ask her to send us one of her tapes when we see her again. Invite the harem over for movie night.
>Half the harem is blushing/jealous/bordering on another psychotic episode
>Meanwhile, John's face when.

>>33009263
I refer you to >>33008942
Though it's likely everyone in the house knows.

>>33009138
Wait, we definitely got +??? Attraction from ???, right?

>>33009188
>>33009233
These

Looks like fine wins out by a little.

>>33009368
Oh yeah, you currently have ??? attraction points from ???. That's up +??? from the previous ???

>>33009404
Sounds like we're making amazing progress.

I just recalled we went all the way to Kaname's room on the third floor for our fun last night. And I believe that puts us right next to Kaede's room...

>>33009233
This!

>>33009404
Wait, did you add all the attraction points from yesterday's mess to the NPC character sheet? Tats and Kaname look low.

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>>33009454
I was wondering if anyone would notice.

>>33009470
No I didn't. Pastebins haven't been updated. They probably need a large redo/some TLC.

>>33009454
>we kept Kaede up all night

Breakfast is going to be interesting...

>>33009454
We should ask Irie if she slicked to the sound of us next door.

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>>33009484
>I was wondering if anyone would notice.
PANIC!

>>33009500
Now now, I think it would be better if we let our house tease poor Kaede about that behind our back for at least a few hours.

>>33009518
On the bright side, we'll probably get to see slendere again when she blows our brains out.

>>33009484
>>33009491
The better question is what if she had a Slendere experience as well due to our proximity.

>>33009568
>she watched us thank slendere

Oh man, the PTSD will be hilarious

>>33009568
Hmm, I wonder if that's where Slendere got her info on our battle and injuries?

>>33009595
Unless kaede is slendere I don't see how that's possible

don't do that to us, guide

>>33009595
Spoiler alert:Slendere is some kind of eldritch alter-ego for Kaede. Ergo, if you want slendere you have to go through Kaede first.

I must say, I love all of this speculation.

Great stuff.

>>33009633
Yeah, that'd make me drop the quest.

>>33009638
Stop taking notes

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>>33009586
>PTSD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JICa_ZxBk

>>33009633
No we don't, we just bro it up with Kaede, like we were planning, and then fuck her alter ego when it's about.

>>33009662
>that would make you drop the quiz
I mean I've dropped quests for stupider shit but thats dumb nigga

>>33009667
God help me, if Guide ever opens a post with that, I'd kiss our waifus goodbye.

>>33009688
>we
Speak for yourself.

>>33009700
this

>>33009695
>one of the best liked waifus is actually the later ego of one of the least liked waifus

The shitstorm would be gigantic

>>33009633
I don't know, I'd be fine with letting Slender bodyjack Kaede on a permanent basis. Personally I hop it wouldn't kill her, but I'm sure that would be fine with those deeply opposed to her presence in the main cast.

>>33009731
>least liked
You're speaking for yourself.

>>33009789
kaedefag, pls go and stay go

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So we're spending most of today trying to explain/deal with yesterday? Lets see, we
• Made contact with and are now living with three angels and a reaper
• Made a speed device for the witchballteam
• Found out our house is sentient
• Fought off Plot to free one of our harem
• Had loud sex with two of our waifus

How the fuck are we going to deal with all that?

>>33009798
>expressing your opinion on kaedefags and by proxy kaede when he just called you out on it
nice job

>>33009798
Actually not, I just don't have that dumb vitriolic hate you seem to have for her.

>>33009821
Make breakfast as usual

>>33009821
Snark all the way and dont stop.

>>33009829
She tried to rape akeno and is now shoved in our faces with sob stories about grandmothers.

>>33009821
I'd say a start would be a strong cup of coffee and maybe game planing how to handly the Morallity Committee.

>>33009851
Yes, and we could fuck the gay outta her as punishment, but we aren't going to do that because of people like you

>>33009821
We have a date with Kaede Sunday (today?) I think it was.

>>33009881
No, that is the opposite of what we should be doing. Go back to /d/ to get your fix.

>>33009851
Clearly she is an aware straight woman who is desparate not to get written out of the show and clearly wasn't planning to go through with the rape threat, she just wanted screen time with the protagonist. This is all lies.

Probably...

>>33009896
Next weekend.

>>33009855
We have the entire week to plan for them. I want to finish the Witchball gear so we can get our airforce for the coming battle.

>>33009901
>/d/
Yeah no thank you they don't got shit on what gets me off

>>33009903
That might actually be the case. She's aware like... What's her name, I can't remember all the fucking names in this quest, but she wants to avoid getting attatched to some fake guy

>>33009919
This. Especially since that gear may or may not include a mech, and we may or may not be able to make one for ourselves.

If we do, I still like the idea of an open cockpit like the mechs in Infinite Stratos, so we can show off our fabulous muscles as we fight.

>>33009939
Though, shitting on things is a great start.

>>33009939
Kaedefags, ladies and gentlemen

>>33009903
That actually brings up a thought, what if she IS aware and is being forced to be a crazy man-hating lesbo because the show demands it of her.

>>33009965
We pilot our mech through GLORIOUS MUSCULAR POWER!

>>33009904
Oh right, couldn't remember if it was this weekend or not thanks.

>>33009973
>one guy
>not even the girl I like the most
Retards, ladies and gentlemen

>>33009963
Akeno. The one girl we have actually said "I love you" to.

>>33009975
I was actually just wondering that, right before this discussion cropped up.
And she actually has an out of character crush on us.
And that's why she wants us to be her "boyfriend" for her grandma, because then she can play out her fantasy, within the bounds of the show.

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>>33009994
Don't forget the FABULOUS POSING.

>>33009839
>>33009843
>>33009855
I agree. Breakfast with a side of snark and coffee. And this needs to be one hell of a breakfast.

Also, invite the house to introduce it to everyone who hasn't met it yet.

>>33010042
I thought it was IMPLIED!

>>33010042
and the rolls for fainting chicks

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>>33009138
“Fine,” you say glibly, poker face on max, “How was yours?”. Crazy lewd angel waking you up in the morning is nothing on what usually happens and you’re not going to give her the satisfaction of blushing or even admitting that you did what you did. But even as you do so you crane your head to both sides, eyes looking and ears straining for anything extra strange, explody or stabby coming your way. When nothing immediately jumps out at you, you focus back at the angel, who appears to be waiting for you to finish before speaking.

“I couldn’t sleep,” she replies to you, withdrawing from your face just slightly “SOMEONE kept sending out waves of love and passion all night, it was rather distracting.”

You raise an eyebrow at her, confused. “You can feel that?” you ask her.

She nods, face turning red as she twirls in the air. “Oh yes,” she says, “I could feel it each of the seventeen times it happened last night,” she grins, “And three times this morning.”

Three times this morning…she must’ve felt what you did with your friend from the darkness. Which means something, you’re just not sure what yet.

“That’s kind of voyeuristic of you isn’t it?” you ask, doggedly remaining unflustered despite the repeated jibes.

“Yes,” says the blue haired angel, before suddenly being smacked in the face with a pillow.

Turning, you see Kaname, now awake, with her hand still extended from where hse tossed the pillow.

“Get out,” she says grumpily, still clearly waking up but her face promising imminent violence if her statement is not followed.

>>33010156
Elizaslenyn does a flip in mid-air before circling and heading out the door. “That was rude,” she says with a pout, clearly faking, even as she pauses at the door, “Let me know next time you plan on this happening because I…” the rest of her sentence is lost as she ducks behind the door frame to dodge another pillow. You hear her laugh as she apparently heads down the hallway.


You turn towards Kaname again, but now she’s turning the grumpy face on you. Well, at least it seems grumpy.

“Morning,” you say to her.

“Morning,” she mumbles, apparently not all that mad at you, “Next time, make her leave before you wake me up.”

“Alright,” you say before Kaname leans in and gives you a smoldering kiss on the lips. It lasts a few seconds before she pulls away.

“Last night was…amazing,” she says to you, before poking you lightly on the nose, “So don’t take this the wrong way. But you need a shower. Badly.”

You chuckle. “Your point being?”

“It’s my room, so I make the rules,” she says with a lazy grin, “But really you need to shower and I’m going to get Tatsuko to help me clean up. Plus, girl talk.” The way she says girl talk lets you know exactly what kind of talk they’re going to be having. It’s one you don’t particularly want to be around for.

“Alright,” you say, climbing out of bed and dodging Tatsuko’s usual pillow swipe before putting your shorts back on, “What do you want for breakfast?”

“Coffee,” replies Kaname, still holding a sheet up over her chest despite last night, “After you shower.”

With one final grin you step out into the hallway, shutting the door behind you.

>Go shower.
>Go make breakfast. You’ll still smell like…yeah.
>Go…
>Other

>>33010156
17?
See, this is why we put points into physical, ladies and gents.

>>33010183
>Go shower.
I kind of want to show off...But that might turn off Nanoha. So, shower it is!

>>33010183
>Go shower
No need to flaunt it to everybody else.

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>>33010063
>>33010064
>Dark force from before traps us in his dimension and takes our place
>"Fools! You thought I was John, but it was really I, DIO!"
That would actually be hilarious if the villain was somehow Dio.

>>33010183
>>Go shower.

Yeah. We're whipped. I'm okay with that.

>>33010183
>>Go shower

The lady said so, and we don't want to conflict with the smell of delicious foods.

>>33010183
>Go shower.

>>33010183
>Go shower.

>>33010183
>>Go make breakfast. You’ll still smell like…yeah.

must...fight...hivemind...

>>33010229
Well we do share the same first name with TWO jojos, and BOTH of them fought Dio

>>33010183
>Go shower.
Gotta be fresh. Don't want our stank to ruin breakfast

>>33010229
Ok.
I'm pretty new into the world of anime.
I'm guessing you don't mean the rock and roll legend?

>>33010183
>The way she says girl talk lets you know exactly what
You know sometimes I wish I wasn't autistic

>>33010183
>Go shower.
You heard the lady!

Everyone voting for shower realizes we're going to walk in on someone kaede not in our harem, right?

>>33010183
>Go Shower
>Make Coffee

We still have magical cooking instruments, right? We can get those going on a whole lota coffee for everyone while we shower.

>>33010183
>Go shower.

Honestly we probably needed one before the funtimes, now we just stink.

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>>33010208
This was only two girls tho. We'll need to level up before taking on more.

Two more levels in physical and chicks will be rolling will saves to stop from fainting when MC takes his shirt off.

>>33010271
Jojo's bizarre adventure.
The most memorable villian is a vampire named Dio Brando
Watch the anime from the first part up to the most current and then read the manga from there. That's your homework

>>33010297

Absolutely. Or it'll be Chris again, since she likes morning showers.

>>33010297
No, but now I'm looking forward to it. I just thought it was the sanitary thing to do.

>>33010272
Kaname and Tatsuko are going to talk about....
you.

Specifically

Last night.

In explicit detail.

>>33010314
Nanoha is a contender, for maximum awkwardness

>>33010297
>>33010314
If we walk in, we should just straight face continue to walk in, close the door, and shower. Or wait right outside the shower and commence small talk unabashedly.

>>33010308
>we start going to class shirtless
>we start growing our hair long
>we start carrying "dont die" around with us
I like this
>>33010334
Thank you

>>33010297
That or Akeno walks in and joins us in the shower cause she felt left out from last nights activities

>>33010334
By "You" do you mean "Your dick"?

>>33010312
Yes sir!
Should I type up a report, as well?

Alright, looks like showering wins.

>>33010358
And your hand and fingers and tongue and...

>>33010366
this is 4chan. just make a couple reaction images

>>33010380
And our left pinky toe, for some reason.

>>33010334
Will it be a play by play in the same vein as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNgaPmoIsOA

>>33010380
>And your hand and fingers and tongue and...
And what? That's all the tools we have, at least that I can think of. Unless we pulled out some of those SPECIAL enchantments...

>>33010402
Why isn't there a webm of "It was I, Dio!" yet?

>>33010423
And lips and >>33010413

and maybe some comparisons on technique and...

>>33010423
>we fucking enchanted our dick

>>33010456
>17 times

Obviously.

>>33010380
I assume we put some stamina runes on ourselves, seeing as we sent out 20 "waves of passion".

>>33010456
I like this idea.

Actually, this gives me a crazy idea. Could we take a marker and draw runes on our arms or something to enchant ourselves? Something along the lines of a magic tattoo?

>>33010467
>>33010468
Well, there were three of you.

And you went through most of the night.

And you were all relatively new at it.

And the last three were Slendere...

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>>33010456
Can't find a reaction appropriate enough, so here's this.

>>33010456
We made an enchanted condom of fire. Gives it a little extra warmth for her pleasure.
>>33010510
>The last three were slendere
Wait, she came three ties in that short amount of time? I didn't know eldritch abominations were so sensitive.

>>33010560
Different dimension.

Plus, you got some too.

Am I the only one who kinda wants to form a fight club of some kind on campus? I mean there is no chance of anyone dying, it would help us on our quest to become muscle wizard, and of course we would become a legend and fucking mooks would leave us alone when we are spending time with the girls

>>33010560
>fire
>a little
Niggawat?

>>33010510
Wait, did she lump in any theoretical "waves of passion" that Kaede might have brought upon herself while listening to our ruckus? Or would those get filed under a different column for teasing purposes?

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>>33010468
Runs that increase the opponents sensitivity would be more effective.

I'm sure there are enchantments that you can put on a weapon to increase the amount of pain it inflicts on the other person. We just... modified them.

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>>33010580
So wait, did we have sex with Slendee-chan? I thought it was just kissing, or at best some petting.

>>33010602
The condom's not actually on fire, you dolt. That's only in extreme situations.

>>33010597
But isn't the entire campus basically an open fight club to begin with? And the fact that none of the newest students seem to know about it is because no one talks about fight club?

>>33010612
We f-ed her p

found her puppy.

>>33010634
I swear to god if this anime is just the creators jerking off to fight club I'm gonna kill someone

>>33010604
We should probably ask her and Irie about it, after giving them some time to tease her first that is.
>>33010612
I'm guessing she gave us a handjob or something, I dunno. Either that, or John loses his willy at anything greater than a light hug.

>>33010657
>>33010612
You did her. Very thoroughly.

>>33010626
...such as?

>>33010612
Sex was heavily implied.

>>33010626
>villain decides to attack us "at our most vulnerable"
>busts through door, begins villain speech.
>we pull out, and interrupt him with a bolt of flame to the head.
This needs to happen

>>33010684
>not thinking the 'extreme situation' meant a dragon waifu

where the hell do you think you are?

>>33010657
>handjob
>3 orgasms
You're joking, right?

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HornyAngel's just jealous that there were 20 waves sent out last night and none of them were from her.

>>33010675
In that case, I find the lack of relevant details disappointing

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>>33010675
Well, shit. It came and went so quickly I doubted it was really there. I don't know. It just seemed to anticlimactic. But I guess after waiting for tender eldritch abomination loving that a few paragraphs seems like a romantic fart. Underwhelming compared to that great lead in last thread at the end. I don't know, I'm just bitching.

>>33010702
Harem/fight anime.
They both apply.

>>33010735
We're a pretty straight up hentai anime now. All we really need are tentacles.

>>33010720
>>33010723
I'm bad at smut. Tender cuddles is the most you get right now. Plus, you want progress or details about something that's better in your imagination anyway?

>>33010678
Just as I said. Extreme. Situations.
>>33010684
This is one of them
>>33010702
This is also another one. I'll leave it to your imagination what other scenarios count as extreme.

>>33010760
Well, fade to black isn't very hentai-ish.

>>33010773
Volcano skinny dipping?

>>33010796
I can think of literally no harem anime where a fade to black was even implied.

>>33010762
>details about something that's better in your imagination anyway?
Well it's not like too many details are needed, but as it was there was no evidence it happened that way at all.

>>33010838
No, the text made it pretty clear what was happening.

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>>33010183

Lifting your arm up for a sniff, you discover that Kaname is indeed correct. You smell horrible. Granted, you enjoyed the process that got you to where you are, but when you know you smell, you smell.

Dropping by…well technically it’s still Tatsuko’s room but your clothes have migrated up there by now, you grab a clean set of clothes before heading to the bathroom and a good soak in the shower. Turning on a nice hot stream of water, you strip off your old clothes and throw them to the ground in a pile. Stepping inside the already steaming shower, you first let the water simply rinse off most of the sweat, before reaching for the soap.

It’s as you have your hands up in your hair, lather dripping down into your eyes, that you hear the door open.

“Occupied,” you say loudly, assuming it’s just the usual “Oops” that happens occasionally.

The door closes a second later, leading you to believe that it was all normal. Until you heard the whisper of cloth sliding down skin just before the curtain opens. You manage to get the suds out of your face just in time to get pinned to the wall by a clearly…eager looking, wet and completely naked Akeno.

“You,” she says, dragging her finger up your chest to your chin, “were naughty last night.” She makes it a statement, not a question.

“Yes…?” you say as an answer.

“I wasn’t invited,” she says, hand sliding downward as her breasts perk against you, “I think you need to make it up to me.”

She takes your mouth in a kiss that clearly states her desire and intent. She’s going to take it if you don’t give it to her, possibly if you do as well. Or, you could try and stop her, you are tired at the moment.

>Just go along with it.
>Try and lead.
>Try and stop her.
>Other.
>>33010350
Stop reading my notes!

>>33010796
Hell, I'm not even sure we qualify as ecchi...

>>33010838
Here's what I think-- I don't want this to grind the quest to a halt, but I think that with some more foreplay and intimacy without outright smut it would have stuck a lot clearer and started the momentum of my imagination. As opposed to a quick and dirty like what our sex with Slendee was. As it is, I ain't even hard.

But I don't want to have to continue this argument. I'm just a needy bitch for some foreplay, that's all.

>>33010886
>>Try and lead.

>>33010886
>Try and lead.

>>33010886
>>Just go along with it.

We really need to learn recovery magic.

>>33010886
>>Just go along with it.
We're too tried to try for the initiative, but damn if we can stop her.

>>33010886
>Just go along with it.

>>33010886
>Other.
Ask if she could step on your crotch while calling you a disgusting worm

Tell her it's your fetish

>>33010886
>>Try and lead.

If we brand ourselves as an M, we'll never see the end of this.

>>33010886
>Other.
Offer less than token resistance, let her lead

>>33010889
I think we may qualify as ecchi now.
Unless this is one of those "specials" that some shows like to do.

>>33010886
>Just go along with it

Never!

>>33010886
>Other
Alternate leadership. She does something, then we respond, then she escalates and we move things in an even more pleasurable direction...you get the idea.

Also, we should probably lock the door before we get more guests...

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>>33010946
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.

>>33010886
>Try and lead.

Rolled 30

>>33010917
Fuck you, I'm rolling initiative.

>>33010886
>Try and lead
Nothing like a bit of early morning coitus to get the blood flowing

>>33010886
>Try and lead.
See this is more like it, you can do it!

>>33010886
>Try and lead.

>>33010973
Rape angel is already on her way.

So... What is house do?
Is house watches?

>>33010970
Yeah. Pretty sure it just went ecchi. Real bad timing it seemed on that post of mine.

>>33011007
And that's why we don't roll for initiative after 20 rounds of hanky-panky.

>>33010886
>Try and lead

or at least be an active participant.

>>33011018

At breakfast she'll be complaining about her boning sensor going off some more.

Alright.

Give me a d100.

>>33010886
>Try and lead.

>>33011052
>complaining
I don't think you understand slutty angel

Rolled 1

>>33011061

Rolled 28

>>33011061

Rolled 6

>>33011061
Oh boy

Rolled 47

>>33011061
Here rolls nothing!

>>33011061
pls no

Rolled 77

>>33011061
THE TIME HAS COME-

>>33011074
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

oh /tg/ dice, sometimes your antics are amazing.

>>33011074
>>33011083
>>33011084
Guess you guys are rather tired after all...

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Rolled 88

>>33011074

>>33011074
Can you say "Erectil dysfunction"?

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>>33011074
>>33011083
>>33011084
FUCK. I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE HANKY-PANKY. I WARNED YOU. >>33011038

>>33011074
PAPA NOOOOO!

>>33011074
hah

>>33011071

When we woke up, slutty angel bust into our room complaining about too much boning going on. She didn't even ask to join in, she just complained about it.

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>>33011074
>>33011083
>>33011084
Well. I guess we need to enchant ourselves a gimp suit.

>>33011074
And we slip in the shower, crack our head on the edge of a sink, and wake up in the infirmary.

>>33011112
>implying our body will have a choice
Akeno sure as hell can't.

>>33011125
Nah.

>>33011130
Worse. We can't get it up and we look inept in front of best girl.

>>33011125
Why? We couldn't get it up after last night and this morning? Makes sense actually.

I wonder how much attraction we're about to lose?

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>>33011074
What the fuck, man.

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>>33011074
>>33011083
>>33011084

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>>33011074

>>33011143
Nah. That's not something that would happen in a harem anime. We're just gonna slip and fall uncosncuous. Possbily bleeding a lot

Rolled 36

>>33011061
Rolling anyway

>>33011099
>>33011107
>>33011110
>>33011130
>>33011154
>>33011159
>>33011162
>>33011172

I Regret Nothing

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>>33011074
Our first nat 1 of the quest, and it had to be here of all places?
Fuck, I hope guide is merciful and just lets us crack our head on the floor instead of what I think's about to happen...

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>>33011074
>our collective faces when nothing happens

>>33011177
>That's not something that would happen in a harem anime.

Like sleeping with 3 girls?

That was a roll for attempting to lead.

Not performance.

I wouldn't do that to you guys.

>>33011074
Oh fuck...

I guess even protag points can't save us here...

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>>33011107
We've cockblocked this girl so hard. And now when this girl can finally smell some D getting on, she STILL won't be getting any.

Rolled 40

>>33011061
I need to see what I would have got...

>>33011196
Based OP

>>33011196
Oh. So we ARE gonna slip up then

>>33011187
This god please this, I would rather die than embarrass ourself with a nat 1 level performance

>>33011196

So does that mean a 1 means we just got raped? Stranger danger!

>>33011196
Yep, time to make ourself a gimp suit.

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>>33011196
Thank you merciful prince

>>33011196
That actually works out well. Femdom is awesome.

Performance would have been hilarious though. You're too good to us Guide.

>>33011196
Oh thank god.
Ooooooh thank god.
We're still young and viral.
Or something like that.

>>33011216
It's akeno, she would've been in charge anyway. A nat 1 just means we like it

>>33011223
>femdom
>awesome
ew

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>>33011074
I can't believe it. The day I saw a quest hit a natural one for getting it up

>>33011196
Oh thank you based guide.

>>33011196
>Nat 1 on lead
>Lewd angel sweeps in and we get gangbanged

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>>33011196

>>33011246
Supporting.

>>33011235
Nice shit taste there

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>>33011246

>>33011246
>implying irie doesn't drag chris in for improved 4 on 1 odds.

>>33011196
Yeah, I was hoping it was for performance actually. Can we spend protag points?

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>>33011196
So looks like we're the bitch now?

>>33011278
You too bud

>>33011282
good question, can we?

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>>33011196
>Akeno's face when
Your futile struggling only make her moist.

>>33011278
Well it takes one to know one

>>33011224
...Virile. The other thing is disease.

>>33011282
For what exactly?

>>33011334
to not make it a critfail?

>>33011334
Who cares, give us a damn button so we can push it, maybe we get possessed by a sex demon who has been getting blue balled lately, maybe an army of toddlers breaks down the door, I don't care button now

>>33011325
I am aware.
It was a failed attempt at a joke.
I'm very tired.

>>33011334
So we don't lose totally? Femdom isn't really my thing, at all.

>>33011357
>>33011364
>not wanting to see what happens

stop whining

>>33011357
Nigga, we takin this critfail.
I want to see what happens, bitch.

>>33011357
Not supporting John getting locked in a box and Akeno becoming the new Protagonist.

>>33011364
>>33011282
Comon, this is the best way we could have failed. Lets see where it goes.

>>33011388
I just like big shiny buttons

>>33011357
Agreed.

>>33011357

Yeah, Nah

>>33011387
Femdom makes me sick

>>33011334
Accidentally summoning lewd angel?

>>33011334
Please ignore these guys and let's get on with letting our girl have her fun. Who cares if she was to dom a little

>>33011398
John develops a fetish for erotic asphyxiation, which will eventually lead to his death. Now can we move on?

>>33011387
Just let it go, it may not be yours, but it is someone else's.
We all get our turn.
After all, isn't that what a harem's all about?
Spreading the love.

>>33011334
So we don't get tied up or whatever?

>>33011357
I want to see the nat 1 for this one, let it go.

I want femdomfags to go

>>33011464
>>33011433
>>33011387
>samefagging this hard

>>33011334
>>33011436
I can support using points on this, if need be. Using i to avoid a crit fail is retarded though, because I want to see this trainwreck.

>>33011334
To turn the tables?

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>>33011473
no u

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>>33011473
>Someone doesn't agree with me. Must be samefagging

>>33011473
Amusingly, I'm only the third quote. I think the other two overstated their case a bit.

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Look at all these fucks. So damn insecure they won't even let their girl take charge. Care so little about her feelings they want to do what THEY want to do, not what she does. Christ

>>33011357
>>33011364
>>33011387
>>33011455
>>33011493
>not wanting Akeno on top

silly anons, then it'll be even more adorable when she nuzzles up to us and asks if she did ok

>>33011537
>silly anons, then it'll be even more adorable when she nuzzles up to us and asks if she did ok
Then we tell her that we much prefer to lead.

Of all the possible shitstorms, this is not one I expected.

What did you chucklefucks think would happen with akeno?

>>33011551
your tears of impotent rage after the next update will be like sweet ambrosia