>>33001024

"Don't hang up. And its not like you were in the middle of anything important." you reply and then hear a dial tone in response. You guess she had a reason to be tired after all.

You suddenly meet a pillow to the face when you head back into yours and Emma's room.

-----
Later in the morning, you come downstairs to a more amiable Ed, a cheerful Brenda, a little bit cranky Lyn, a sleepy Emma(which was your fault) and a large breakfast.

After breakfast, Ed grabs your shirt and drags you to the shed. "Wait where are we going dad?" you ask.

"Stop calling me dad." he gruffly replies, once inside the shed he hands you a fishing pole and a box of bait.

>What is this?
>We're going fishing Papa?
>Oh boy I hope we're taking the yacht
>Swing around the fishing pole
>Other(writein)

>>33001045
>We're going fishing Papa?
Oh boy, fishing!

>>33001045
>Swing around the fishing pole
Wheee!
More meeting the parents time, huh? Not complaining.

>>33001045
>We're going fishing Papa?
>Oh boy I hope we're taking the yacht!

"We're going fishing papa?" you say excitedly as you swing around the pole experimentally.

Ed scowls and hands you the tackle box. "Just call me dad." he then directs you towards his pick up truck.

"You're going to meet a couple of the cousins." he explains while you pack the stuff in the back.

"Where is Emma going to be?" you ask when you pack up the last tackle box.

Ed strokes his chin, you remember in the past that he had a pretty cool looking goatee, but you figure that his wife probably made him shave it off. "She's spending time with her mom today."

Just then you see Lyn jog over to you while wearing a teen sized pink life vest on with Emma's name printed on the left side of it. "Can I come too Ed? I've never been fishing before."

Ed grins and nods. "Sure kid, get in. And call me Papa Ed"

----
Since apparently there wasn't any room in the front cabin of the truck, you got to ride in the uncomfortable and slightly wet bed of the truck with the bait and other fishing gear. It was a short ride though, as Ed pulls up to a dock with several large boats tied to it.

You see a small group of guys that look a lot like Ed, you Ed, and Lyn get out of the truck to greet them. Ed's introduction of Lyn went very well, a lot of them seemed to immediately like her, but when he got to your introduction, you were met with wary stares

>Introduce yourself as Emma's wife
>Wave awkwardly
>Make a joke about dogs.
>Other(writein)

>>33001682
Man /tg/ doesn't like my name today.

>>33001682
>Introduce yourself as Emma's wife
No jokes at this point, I think.

>>33001682
>Wave awkwardly
>>33001702
It wants you to pick an actual name, not a trip!

>>33001682
>Wave awkwardly
>Introduce yourself as Emma's wife

>>33001682
>Introduce yourself as Emma's wife
Definitely do this.
I'm interested in how you could possibly make fishing interesting in a quest.

"Hi, I'm Emma's wife." you wave awkwardly at the end. You figure that the instant distrust is because you probably don't smell right to them.

They continue to stare at you, creating an awkward pause until the oldest looking one steps in and holds out his hand. "I'm Ted, Ed's younger brother. Nice to meet you, I haven't seen a vampire around these parts in a while."

You take his hand and he practically tries to crush yours in a grip, so you grip his hand as hard as you can get away with back and smile. "Well, I was sort of dragged here by Emma but what can you do? I prefer the city myself."

He lets go and then thumbs over to the three young men that are behind him. "These are my sons, Huey, Dewey and Louie." you try desperately to keep a straight face while Lyn bursts with laughter.

The youngest looking one looks away from Lyn, blushes and looks embarrassed. "Dad likes Duck Tales a lot..."

"I see.." you say, keeping a straight face. You figure the jokes can wait until the rest of the party are comfortable with you.

Ted slaps the young man on the back and points at Ed's truck. "Go help your brothers grab the rest of the equipment." the kid shouts 'yes sir' and starts unloading the fishing stuff out of the truck and carries it onto the Yacht. Huh, so he wasn't kidding when Ed said he had a Yacht..

You see Lyn wide eyed and smiling while she runs onto the boat, you just follow her on while Ed talks with Ted about where they're taking the boat out.

>>33002335
----
Taking a small tour around the boat with Lyn, you quickly find your favorite place in the mini bar in the cabin. You end up opening up the cabinet and examining some of the fine Liquors and Whiskeys that Ed owns.

You hold up the bottle of a really dated one from an expensive brand, from about early 1946 while Lyn sits around the Cabin. "Should you really be touching that Beatrice?"

"I own a bar, I can handle it." you reply, kind of tempted to pour a sample for yourself. Owning and collecting tons of alcohol is more of a hobby than anything else.

>One little taste won't hurt
>Put it back and see if there's any other hidden gems
>Go out and see if they're finished packing the yacht
>Play bartender with some of the cheap liquors
>Other(writein)

>>33002353
>Put it back and see if there's any other hidden gems
>Play bartender with some of the cheap liquors
Time to do what we do best!

>>33002353
>One little taste won't hurt
>Play bartender with some of the cheap liquors
>Offer Lyn a taste. Responsible drinking under supervision isn't a big deal, right?
Right?

>>33002353
>One little taste won't hurt
Seconding letting Lyn have a drink. We can be a cool mom. Or aunt. Either way.

>>33002353
Backing >>33002457

>>33002353
>Put it back and see if there's any other hidden gems
>Play bartender with some of the cheap liquors

>>33002353
>Play bartender with some of the cheap liquors
>One little taste won't hurt
Don't give Lyn alcohol

>>33002913
Why not anon? Most kids her age has had alcohol in far less controlled circumstances, after all.

"Hmmm...one little taste won't hurt." you pour a little bit of the vintage one into a glass and take a sip. It has a wonderful burn go down your throat.

"Beatrice...I don't think you're supposed to.." Lyn gets up and goes to the counter. You put back the old liquor and start taking out some of the cheaper ones. "Don't worry about it, I'm an adult." you take out some really sweet juices from the fridge and start mixing them together with Gin and some Vodka.

After mixing the drink, you take a glass and pour one for Lyn and start looking around for even more alcoholic gems. "Beatrice I don't think I'm old enough for this."

"You're what? 16?" you guess. "No I'm only 15" Lyn corrects you while examining the drink. You laugh "That's old enough in the country I came from you know. Back in my day they didn't care about that kind of stuff."

>>33003287
"Back in your day they hadn't invented the wheel yet Beatrice." Lyn quips and then takes a tentative sip of the drink. "Wow, this is pretty sweet. Its like Juice." she continues drinking while you look for more alcohol. "I try, but don't drink it too fa--" you turn around and see that Lyn already finished her glass. "Well then Miss 'I'm not old enough to drink'. Did you enjoy it?" you smirk.

"Y-Yeah..Wow this is kind of strong..." Lyn sits down on the bar stool. Your smirk quickly disappears when you see Ed heading towards you and Lyn with incriminating evidence laid out on the counter. You quickly clean up and pour Lyn a glass of water and whisper drink it.

"Who said you can play behind my bar Beatrice?" Ed eyes the mixer you used to make Lyn's drink.

"Well, I own a bar as a hobby so...I thought to experiment a little." you say "So are we ready to take off?" you change the subject. Ed grins and nods, then pats Lyn's shoulder. "We're ready to go." Ed sees one of the boys, you think that one was Dewey and heads off to give him instructions.

You and Lyn both collectively sigh and you hand her a piece of gum.

>>33003308
Lucky!

>>33003308
-----
Out on the water, you see a pretty decent amount of other boats in the area. Especially since its starting to warm up. Tons of people are trying to get as much fishing in as possible.

Lyn and Louie seem to be getting a long pretty well, he's showing her how to handle the rod and how to use the correct kind of lure or bait. Lyn looks like she's enjoying his company a lot.

You, however are having a bit of trouble catching anything that's alive. Snagging your third boot out of the water and seeing Ted and Ed both snicker at you you've had enough. "Let's make this a little more interesting."

Ted with a smug look on his face, pulls a pretty lively fish out of the water. "How so Vampire?"

>A drinking game, every time you lose bait you take a shot
>A Fishing contest, the one with the most fish wins..uh..
>Combine the drinking game and fishing contest, nothing could go wrong
>I bet I can catch more fish with my bare hands
>Other(writein)

>>33003335
>>I bet I can catch more fish with my bare hands
Noting could go wrong!

>>33003335
>I bet I can catch more fish with my bare hands
You know what? Why not. Let's show up these mangy dogs!

>>33003335
>A Fishing contest, the one with the most fish wins..uh..
Gloating rights.
And keep an eye on Lyn too, gotta be protective!

>>33002986
I was just being paranoid about Ed walking in and getting mad or telling Emma, who may or may not have gotten angry at us about it. Probably unjustified paranoia.

>>33003335
>I bet I can catch more fish with my bare hands

>>33003335
>I bet I can catch more fish with my bare hands
Fuck yeah!

>>33003335
>>I bet I can catch more fish with my bare hands
Combined with drinking game. At the end veryone takes as many shot as the winner has more fish than him.

You think of a better way than to conventionally catch fish. If the fish won't come to you, then you will go to the fish. You think that maybe some wise man has once said that. Who knows, but you put down your rod and stand up. "I bet I can catch the most fish with my bare hands."

You roll up your sleeves and flex to make a point, which is met by Ed and Ted laughing at you.

"What makes you think you'll catch anything like that? Are you drunk?" Ed questions while he continues to laugh at you.

"And we'll make this even more interesting. At the end everyone else takes a shot of the hardest liquor on the boat for however many fish the winner has." you cross your arms and put on the most serious face you can muster on, you see Lyn out of the corner of your eye shaking her head in embarrassment

Ted stands up and shakes your hand. "Deal then Ms.Vampire. I can probably drive us back home when I win"

Ed shrugs and takes a swig out of his beer. "My wife probably won't like it but never mind that."

You grab a handful of crawly bait and jump onto the railings and dive into the lake with a large splash, probably drawing a lot of attention towards the Yacht.

>Fish for real, you'll win this fair and square
>Swim to a boat with a lot of catches and take theirs
>Swim to multiple boats and take some of their catches
>Take fish from Ted's rod, if he can't win, then you win anyway
>Other(writein)

Roll 1d20 best of three for whatever you do.

Rolled 7

>>33003952
>Fish for real, you'll win this fair and square
We're the fuckin' real deal!

Rolled 9

>>33003952
>>Fish for real, you'll win this fair and square

Rolled 13

>>33003952
>Swim to multiple boats and take some of their catches
They might not notice if we go to multiple boats, right?

Rolled 15

>>33003952
>>Fish for real, you'll win this fair and square
Come on!

>>33004071
Awww, one roll too late. Oh well!

Rolled 1

>>33003952
>Fish for real, you'll win this fair and square
We don't need to cheat. We got this.

Rolled 8

>>33004094
If playing fair wins, it would be the third roll ? Not sure how its usually counted.

>>33004071
Since Fishing for real is the majority vote, I'll take it

>>33004096
Well, I'm never rolling again.

>>33003952
>Fish for real, you'll win this fair and square
Apparently we don't do so well? Still gotta vote for this though.

>>33004143
Thank you oh great QM!

A brief thought of cheating crosses your mind, you are a vampire and most of these other fishers are just humans. They wouldn't have known their catches were missing. You shake your head. No, you'll do this the fair way by catching the fish with your bare hands.

Your first round of bait was taken up by a massive bass that decided your whole arm looked like a pretty good meal. And thus you return to the yacht with it. Wiggling on your arm with smug satisfaction.

It kind of feels gross so you pry it off and put it on ice quickly and with that you jump right back into the water. A lot of the other fish seem a lot faster, and smarter than the first one, but you manage to actually catch a couple with your hands.

>>33004454
On your third bout into the water, you decided to swim to the bottom, where you stumbled upon a few clams, an Oyster and a freshwater crab. You decide to take them for variety's sake.

Heading towards evening, you and Ted end up pretty evenly matched fish wise, but the true winner of the competition was actually Ed. Despite being tied with Ted you feel that its a morale victory as far as fish size is concerned. He might as well have been catching sardines.

You prepare yourself for a massive stomach ache tomorrow when instead of the hardest liquor he owns, Ed brings out tequila for both you and Ted. "Twenty whole shots..." he mutters

>Want to see who can drink the fastest?
>Pace yourself, its hard to get drunk as a vampire anyway
>Maybe its time for your boys to become men and share this with us?
>Shake his hand and toast. The true villain was today was Ed.

>>33004468
>>Shake his hand and toast. The true villain was today was Ed.

>>33004468
>Shake his hand and toast. The true villain was today was Ed.

>>33004468
>Shake his hand and toast. The true villain was today was Ed.
Fuckin' Ed...

>>33004468
>Pace yourself, its hard to get drunk as a vampire anyway
Let's not go overboard, huh.

>>33004468
>Shake his hand and toast. The true villain was today was Ed.
Still good success!

>>33001702
Don't make me nag you about not having a name again, !MiSU0ZVWjA

I'LL DO IT

Also, sorry I'm late

You reach your hand out for a shake, looking him in the eye. Ted hesitates, and then grasps your hand firmly. The true villain here was Ed, you both were just a victim of his violent fishing ability.

The both of you grab the first shot and toast it, and then for a second time, and then for a third time.

After about the 10th shot or so, Ted gets pretty drunk, while you feel pretty buzzed yourself. You paced yourself well enough despite the amount. Unfortunately for Ted, werewolves apparently don't have the same alcohol tolerance as Vampire.

You keep an eye out for Lyn, who is getting along famously with her sons. The eldest, Huey is apparently engaged as well, to a normal human girl. While Dewey is on his way out of medical school, the youngest one is closer to Lyn's age, maybe about a year or two older and a star high school basketball player. Ted is obviously very proud of his sons as that's what he's been talking about in your ear the whole time.

>Well Carmen and Lyn are pretty good too.
>Talk about how you met Emma
>Talk about your bar
>Go see what Lyn is doing.
>Other(writein)

>>33005133
>Well Carmen and Lyn are pretty good too.
>Go see what Lyn is doing.

>>33005133
>Well Carmen and Lyn are pretty good too.

>>33005133
>Well Carmen and Lyn are pretty good too.
>Talk about your bar
Bar's even better!

>>33005133
>>Well Carmen and Lyn are pretty good too.
>Go see what Lyn is doing.

>>33005133
>Well Carmen and Lyn are pretty good too.
>Talk about your bar
>Go see what Lyn is doing.
All three!

>>33005133
>Well, Carmen, Lyn, and the bar are pretty good, too

I intend to talk about the bar like it's our child

>>33005450
Of course, anon. The baby.

>>33005133
!MiSU0ZVWjA-senpai has been turned into a vampire

"Well Carmen and Lyn are pretty good kids too." you start bragging. "Carmen probably going to take over my old job for me. I mean she's pretty tough you know. And Lyn? Lyn is a smart girl. She's going to be starting go back to school soon."

Ted takes another shot and raises an eyebrow. "Huh? Why isn't she in school now?" you smile and grab another shot for yourself. "Long story short, she's recently adopted and she used to be home schooled. All that matters is that my family got bigger." Ted pats you on your back.

"Well you just married into an even bigger family now right?" he laughs. "Yeah well not yet technically, we haven't really tied the knot yet but..."

Ted gives you an even wider grin. "That's even better! Emma deserves the biggest wedding party we can possibly throw."

"Uh..." you kind of wanted just a small get together but you let it slide for now and change the subject. "Did I tell you I own a bar? She's more of a hobby though."

"She?" Ted questions.

"That bar is the best thing I ever bought you know. I still kept her as an irish pub, that's where most of the charm comes fro--"

"You're plainly from somewhere else in Europe, vampire. Your accent is slipping. It sounds eastern Europe. Where are you from?" Ted points out. For a drunk wolf he's perceptive.

>>33005897
"It doesn't matter, that damn map has been redrawn so many times I lost track. Of what my homeland is called." you try to look over his should to see if you see Lyn, and see no sign of her. "Hold on one moment."

You head past Ted and towards the Cabin. The two elder brothers went to talk with Ed while he steers the Yacht so that leaves Lyn and Louie alone? You hear Lyn laughing from inside so you duck down and peek into the window.

It looks like she's gotten a lot closer to Louie, probably because he's the first person, let alone guy that's around her age that she has to talk to. You kind of feel bad about that but you keep peeking in.

>Interrupt them
>Keep watching
>Go back to talk with Ted, Lyn is responsible enough
>Other(writein)

>>33005920
>Interrupt them
Oh god she's drunk

>>33005952
>Oh god she IS drunk

I think it's time for the age old solution
>PANIC

>>33005920
>Interrupt them
"Smoothly"
OH GOD LYN HE'S PRACTICALLY FAMILY

>>33005920
>>Interrupt them
She can flirt less drunk tomorrow.

>>33005920
>Interrupt them
Awkward time!

Seeing her rest her head on his shoulder, your mind goes into panic mode. You can't let this happen yet, you're a good Guardian and its barely been a week since you and Carmen took her in.

You feel a pang of guilt, it was that one drink that she had earlier isn't it. That's what made her tipsy enough to do this.

Practically bursting through the door you yell, "Not on my watch! He's practically family now" Louie covers his nose immediately. "Oh god Lyn your Russian mom is drunk."

"She's not my mom...more like an aunt and holy crap where did that accent come from?" Lyn jumps and panics. "What do you even mean by 'on your watch'?"

>Explain the birds and the bees to them
>Tell Lyn its not yet time for that kind of thing
>"You're too young to get pregnant"
>Just wait until I tell Carmen about this.
>Other(writein)

>>33006280
>Incest is not wincest
>even if it is vague and kinda shady
>Carmen only just now got laid, you can't go catching up to her so fast, kiddo
>explain how sex works
>awkward smile

Plan A is short for PLAN AMAZING

>>33006280
>"You're too young to get pregnant!!!!!"

>>33006280
>Tell Lyn its not yet time for that kind of thing
>>Just wait until I tell Carmen about this.
Better don't explain why Carmen would care, for maximum awkwardness.

>>33006280
>Explain the birds and the bees to them
>Just wait until I tell Carmen about this.
Ara ara!

>>33006280
Gotta support >>33006345, except of course WE don't think the smile is awkward at all. Booze confidence!

"The thing is, you two are kind of like cousins now, and cousins ar--did you ever learn the birds and the bees? Well the thing is, when a bird and a bee love each other a lot they wait until they're old enough you know?"

Lyn looks at you in shock while Louie starts laughing, you carry on your explanation. "Well you guys should not have sex yet. I mean sex is really intimate and Carmen only just got laid last night so you can't hurt her confidence by catching up so fast. And she would be disappointed and...whatever. Its just not yet time. You might get pregnant and I doubt you want to give birth to triplets or twins or however many babies women carry for werewolves." you explain awkwardly with your accent getting thicker and thicker.

Lyn sighs and pulls you inside. "We weren't going to do anything like that ok? I already know about sex, my dad explained that too me a long time ago." she guides you to the couch. "Sit down and stop being embarrassing!"

>I'm not embarrassing.
>I'm not drunk, just a little buzzed
>Teenagers are teenagers, they're horny and unpredictable
>Other(writein)

Sorry, my dad wanted to talk about the ending of breaking bad since he just finished it

>>33006830
>>I'm not drunk, just a little buzzed
>>Teenagers are teenagers, they're horny and unpredictable

>>33006830
>>I'm not embarrassing.
>>I'm not drunk, just a little buzzed
Lyn please, we're acting perfectly normally.

>>33006830
>I'm not drunk, just a little buzzed
>Teenagers are teenagers, they're horny and unpredictable

>>33006830
>I'm not drunk, just a little buzzed
>Teenagers are teenagers, they're horny and unpredictable
Yup, that's a good combo alright!

>>33006830
>I'm not embarrassing.
>I'm not drunk, just a little buzzed
>Teenagers are teenagers, they're horny and unpredictable
Dohoho.
>spoiler
Acceptable.

"I'm not drunk, I'm just a little buzzed. You know." Lyn hands you a glass of water and you drink greedily and hand it back to her. "Teenagers are teenagers, they're horny and unpredictable. They always skate on the sidewalks when they're not supposed to." you rant.

Just then, Louie comes back with Ed? Or Ted? They all look the same to you. And when did Louie leave? Ed/Ted dumps a bucket of cold ice water on you. "Her and Ted will be alright probably later on tonight. Good thing Ted passed out on his own though."

You've been dripping wet for the better part of the day, so you lean back on the couch. "Ed, tell them about how its bad for them to hook up right now."

Ed looks between Lyn and Louie, who shrug. He sighs heavily and rushes them out of the cabin. "We're heading home ki-". you end up falling asleep, sopping wet.

----
You wake up to another bucket of ice water dumped on you. This time its by a smiling Emma. You start shiver. "What the hell was that for?"

"I thought you were still drunk. You sleep talk in Russian when you drink." Emma points and then kisses you. Making you stop shivering. "What was all of that about the birds and the bees?"

>I was teaching the importance of...that doesn't matter
>More importantly, when is dinner time?
>Reach into my pockets, I have something special for you
>Other(writein)

>>33007217

>I was teaching the importance of...that doesn't matter
>>Reach into my pockets, I have something special for you

I hope she actualoly has something in her pocket after the swimming tour.

>>33007288
I concur with this fellow

>>33007217
>I was teaching the importance of...that doesn't matter
>More importantly, when is dinner time?
D-do we have anything for her?

>>33007217
>I was teaching the importance of...that doesn't matter
>Reach into my pockets, I have something special for you
Sounds good to me!

>>33007217
>Reach into my pockets, I have something special for you

>>33007217
>>Reach into my pockets, I have something special for you

"I was teaching the importance of...that doesn't matter." you say, thinking about it. Emma snorts in amusement. "Its a good thing you're not actually a teacher."

"Yeah, whatever. Reach into my pockets I have something special for you." you say. Now that you hear yourself saying it out loud, it sounds a little dirty and weird which makes Emma laugh. "Why are you making that face now? Is that a weird sex innuendo?"

"No, just go into my pockets." you groan and Emma finally complies.

".....Why do you have an Oyster in your pocket?"

You grin. "Open it. Its what's inside."

Emma stares at you for a second before opening the oyster, where inside she finds a small pearl.

"I found it while trying to find some crabs. So I figure you would like this instead and would you mar--" you get silenced by a kiss and a hug.

"Of course I would stupid. I guess I didn't really expect for you to propose so soon though..." Emma continues hugging you despite your clothes and hair being soaking wet. You hug her back despite that. "Well you said to surprise you." you say.

-------
After a while of Emma hugging you to death, she finally let you go so the group can go to the house to get showered and changed. You especially since you have a little lake muck behind your ears.

"So did you have fun fishing today?" you let Emma brush your long blonde hair for once.

>Have you ever caught fish with your bare hands?
>The tequila was pretty ok.
>Your uncle Ted is pretty cool
>Other(writein)

>>33007764
>Have you ever caught fish with your bare hands?
>It's kinda gross, but fun.

>>33007764
>Have you ever caught fish with your bare hands?
>I had fun. But I'd have had more fun with you.

>>33007764
>>Have you ever caught fish with your bare hands?
>>The tequila was pretty ok.
"We should do that on our wedding"

>>33007764

>Have you ever caught fish with your BEAR hands?

>>33007798

It's not THAT gross, as long as you watch out for the spines in the fins.

>>33007873
The sliminess can be gross. Certainly when you are a haughty vampire.

>>33007893
Point taken, I'm not so much haughty as I am... u dunno, zany?

>>33007764
>Have you ever caught fish with your bare hands?
>Yeah, it was pretty fun.

>>33007764
>>Have you ever caught fish with your bare hands?
>>The tequila was pretty ok.

>>33007921
>look back at previous post

>u dunno
*I* dunno, ffs

>also, not a vampire
promise

"Have you ever caught fish with your bare hands?" you ask. "Its kind of gross when a big one tries to eat your hand."

Emma giggles. "So you had fun." you turn to look at her. "The tequila was ok. We should serve that at the wedding."

"No." Emma says plainly. You laugh. "Though I missed you today, I always have more fun with you."

Emma hugs you from behind. "Are you trying to suck up to me? You're still in trouble for the whole Lyn thing. She's more responsible than you think" oh right, you should apologize for that.

"Right. I'll get to that." you stand up and give Emma a quick peck on the cheek and run off. Towards the guest room, or Lyn's room.

When Lyn sees you in the door way, she gives you a pouty glare.

>Aw don't be that way.
>I'm sorry for my drunken overprotectiveness
>So did you get his number or anything?
>Other(writein)

>>33008064
>>Aw don't be that way.
>>I'm sorry for my drunken overprotectiveness
>>So did you get his number or anything?

>>33008064
>MAXIMUM OVERTROLL ENGAGED

So, when were you planning on telling us you're interested in boys, young lady?

>if we don't hang a lampshade on this fast, someone else will
and by someone else, I mean Carmen
and we can't let her win
Because she's a dork

>>33008064
>Aw don't be that way.
>I'm sorry for my drunken overprotectiveness
But really, the guy's named after an anthropomorphized kid duck.

>>33008064
>Aw don't be that way.
>I'm sorry for my drunken overprotectiveness

>>33008064
>I'm sorry for my drunken overprotectiveness
>Even though I totally had a good point.
>Alright, alright, sorry!

"Aw don't be that way..." you go over to the bed and sit down next to her.

Lyn just pouts at you and you sigh. "I'm sorry for my drunken overprotectiveness ok?"

She folds her arms and leans on you. "Fine. I forgive you. Carmen did say you're an idiot." that's pretty harsh.

"So when were you going to tell me that you actually liked boys?" you snicker and poke her in the side, making her laugh. "There's a smile." you're getting better at this whole guardian thing.

She blushes and twiddles her thumbs. "Um, well Louie's been helping me fish all day, so we had time to talk about lots of stuff. He's nice, really. He wasn't trying to take advantage of me or anything like that. He was just trying to be my friend"

"I dunno, he's a looker, and you might've been trying to take advantage of him. So I had a good point" you say and Lyn pushes you.

"Beatrice." she whines.

"And he's named after a cartoon duck, come on now." you say while smiling. "So did you get his number or anything?"

Lyn smiles. "Yup, sure did and his Skype."

Your overprotective mode feels like its kicking in again

>No going nude for him on skype or texting him nudes.
>As long as you're careful and you know what you're doing
>If he does something bad, he's going to be roadkill
>Oh boy, Carmen's going to like that you came home with a boyfriend already.
>Other(writein)

>>33008549
Joke time.
>No going nude for him on skype or texting him nudes.
>As long as you're careful and you know what you're doing

>>33008549
>As long as you're careful and you know what you're doing
>A friend is all well and good, and I'm not gonna get between you, but a long-distance relationship is hard. Before you commit to anything like that, consider if you really want to get into one with the first kid you really get to hang out with, before seeing if there's anyone more...conveniently located, so to speak.
Pffft, trying to give teens practical advice.

>>33008549
>>Other(writein)
Uh oh, now you'll have to come out as straight to Carmen.

>>33008654
She'll be so disappointed!

>>33008549
>>No going nude for him on skype or texting him nudes.
>>As long as you're careful and you know what you're doing
>>If he does something bad, he's going to be roadkill
>>Oh boy, Carmen's going to like that you came home with a boyfriend already.

>>33008654
>And this

>>33008549
>No going nude for him on skype or texting him nudes.
And sure, give her some advice on practicality too.

>>33008654
>>33008677

She'll probably cry
Her imouto doesn't like cute girls?
I'd cry.
I'd cry twice.

>>33008770
Now they can't pick out cute girls in a crowd and squee over them!
Now she has to watch out for those filthy boys getting their grubby paws on her imouto!
Cry cry cry

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>>33008549
RIP in pieces, !MiSU0ZVWjA-senpai

Why must the good be kill young and nameless?

"No going nude for him on Skype or texting him nudes." you say in a joke tone.

"Noooo, geez we're only friends!" Lyn blushes heavily.

"Well as long as you know what you're doing. Long distance relationships can really be stressful you know? Do you really want a relationship with a kid that's far away from you?" you ask.

Lyn slaps your arm lightly. "Geez, he's not my boyfriend, he's just a friend."

"You know Carmen's going to freak out when she finds out you already have a 'male companion' " you make air quotes with your fingers and Lyn pushes you over. "You're never going to leave me alone, huh?"

"Nope." you give her a cheeky grin. "Its probably time for dinner so I'll tease you there. So let's go."

I'm getting worried now...

>>33009420
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Brenda invited the boys over for dinner, especially since their dad is still a little passed out. Cold water and kisses from Emma really do a lot to sober you up.

Surprisingly though, you had a good time overall here. Emma's family isn't so bad, and you finally mustered up the guts to propose to Emma properly, well as properly as you can. You really didn't imagine popping the question on a yacht. And Lyn made a new friend too, a pretty handsome friend that she probably likes but still.

You wonder what Carmen is doing now that you think about it. Emma wants to drive back in the morning, so you have to wait for your speculation until then.

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You are Carmen May and you're lying lazily in the bed with Jessica in your arms. Despite the abrupt call at three in the morning from Beatrice, you've been enjoying your lazy and sexy day off.

Jessica snuggles you up against her breasts. "Mhmm do you want to go again?" she asks lazily.

You kiss her with a little tongue and smile. "You're still not tired? After all we did today?" you ask.

"Nope." Jessica pins you to the bed ready for another round.


-Thread 11 end-

I got pulled away to listen to my little sister practice reading her book. Sorry about that. I'm gonna end it here for tonight

>>33009434
Thanks for running! Was fun!
Next tread when?

>>33009434
Man, Carmen is getting so much action.

>>33009460
I'm actually very unsure about scheduling due to some working troubles.

I have an interview for another job tomorrow. So I'll have to keep it updated on the twitter account I forgot to post

https://twitter.com/dirtylemonjuice

>>33009434
Jessica is entirely too lewd.

See you next thread.

>>33009512
Thanks for running, and good luck.

>>33009512
Alright.

>>33009434
No morning after, then? Awww...

>>33009527
Not until next thread

>>33009569
>non-chronological questing
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