>>32986783
Get to the stream and drink from the rich and clean mountain water.
Is the Caveman a Homo Sapien or...?

>>32986813
>>32986783
Find and equip a large rock that can fit in our hands on the way.

>>32986813
>>32986832
"dice+1d100" in the email field please.

Rolled 21

>>32986857

Rolled 12

>>32986883
>>32986857
sheeeeeiiiiiit

>>32986883
>And link it to your post

>>32986813
>Yes, maybe.

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>>32986902
>>32986883
>>32986813

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt....

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>>32986920
>I guess I'll use this.

You walk to the pool fed by the stream. You crouch, and bring the water to your mouth. It tastes disgusting. The water in the pool does not taste healthy.

You notice something floating near the opposite edge of the pool.

You have nothing.
You are slightly hungry.
You are slightly thirsty.

Rolled 75

>>32987051
Check it out, cautiously

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>>32987122
>No one else is posting, so going with this, and if this doesn't pick up I'll just save it for another time.

You slowly approach the other side of the pool. In the water, a bird is floating. You immediately recognize that it is dead. It seems to have sustained some wound, and to have bled.

It smells terrible.
You are beginning to get hungry.


You have nothing.
You are hungry.
You are slightly thirsty.

Rolled 68

>>32987367
Search for a rock and use it to hunt prey

Rolled 4

>>32987367
Pick up a rock and walk around

>>32987394

You find a smooth stone by the pool, it is heavy, but you can carry it with one hand.

You need food, and decide to try to find some kind of animal, for you crave meat.

You know of two available sources:

Rat: Nourishing, gain bones as a resource. Plentiful. (Only needs roll of 30 or above to achieve)
Or,
Bird: Nourishing, gain feathers as a resource. Need to strike from afar (Need roll of 60 or above)

Rolled 17

>>32987693
Bird

Rolled 7

>>32987693
Rat?

Rolled 96

>>32987693
Bird, we need feathers to become the master

>>32987860

You attempt to hit a bird with your stone. After a couple failures, you eventually calibrate your throws and are able to strike a large blue bird that was perched on a branch.

As you go to inspect it, you realize that you struck the bird in the head. A bird could probably fly away if you hit it anywhere else. (You now have a better chance of hunting birds, need roll over 40 to succeed).

You pluck its blue feathers and make a fire. It is getting dark. You roast the bird completely, and eat most of it. Leaving some for the morning.


You have Blue feathers.
You are not hungry.
You are slightly thirsty.
You are tired.

Rolled 86

>>32988077
Search for clean water one last time before hitting the ole cave.

Rolled 33

>>32988077
Sleep.

>>32988210
You return to the pool, and examine the water.
The pool water is unclean, that is sure.
The water that trickles into it from the rocks above seems clean enough, and you gulp it down greedily.
The dead bird seems to smell more, but the cool night air is refreshing none the less.

Rolled 61

>>32988642

Remove the bird and throw it into the rat woods

Rolled 13

>>32988750
Second.

>>32988750
Then go to sleep.

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>>32988750
You pick up the soaking wet corpse, and fling it into the forest. It makes a loud noise as it splats against a tree.
You notice that the smell has lessened.

You walk to your cave, and sit by the fire wishing for sleep. It is warm, and quickly you begin to drift off...

You awake, it is a new day!
Your fire is out.
It is dark in the cave.


You have nothing.
You are not hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You not tired.

Rolled 9

>>32988970
Think about the situation you find yourself in. Is this usually what happens in your life?

Rolled 76

>>32988970
Collect rocks we can use for weapons with emphasis on sharp and/or heavy ones. Also, try to amass a large collection of firewood.

Rolled 28

>>32988750
Thirding

>>32986783
What is the caveman wearing? Does he or she have any weapons?

Rolled 5

>>32989073
while hunting for rocks, try and get another bird

Rolled 62

>>32989163
or not...

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>>32989073

You go outside and search around the pool for stones. You find a few that are as heavy as the one you had before, and keep those. Out of those, four of them were somehow pointed or sharp.
You acquire 4 sharp stones.

You place these in your cave, and begin a search for wood that you can use to make fire.
You find many small pieces close to the woods, and amass them in your cave.
You have quite a sufficient amount of wood for fires.

The sun is in the middle of the sky.

You have one sharp stone with you, and three sharp stones, blue feathers, and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are slightly hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You are not tired.

Rolled 66

>>32989290
Furiously masturbate with great vigor.

Rolled 85

>>32989290
Go after a few rats with the stone. Cook them, then eat the rest of the bird.

Rolled 71

>>32989290
See if youcan find different colored birds to hunt

Rolled 93

>>32989290

Go out into the woods (not too far, don't get lost) to find another animal to kill for food. Maybe you'll get something bigger.

After that, either dig the bottom of the pool to find out why it tastes bad or explore the woods.

>On another note, what are you wearing for clothing?

Rolled 92

>>32989383
It was the bird we threw out. It should be safe to drink in another couple days.

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>>32989383
You return to the pool and examine it. Without the dead bird, the water has seemed to recover some of its clarity. The bottom of the pool is very loose soil. Attempts to dig it up with your hands just mixes the sediment with the water. You take a drink, and it seems better.

You wander into the forest, and the foliage irritates your naked skin. You find a few rats, and dispatch them easy enough.

You see tracks and feces of a larger animal. The rats seem to avoid the small footpaths created by the tracks.


You have one sharp stone and three rat corpses with you, and three sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You are not tired.

Rolled 67

>>32989566
Ruminate on the nature of existence.

Rolled 37

>>32989566
See if you can find similar tracks and kill the owner of them

Rolled 71

>>32989618
This

Rolled 38

>>32989618
Maybe make a proper weapon first... try to find vines and a more or less straight, thick treebranch and try to bind one of the sharp stones on one end of it.

Rolled 44

>>32989618
Voting for this
Hopefully with a better roll

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>>32989618
>>32989651

You follow the tracks in the forest, and eventually find that most of the small paths lead through the forest to a small valley. The valley, hardly more than a large clearing that dips in the center, is filled with small bushes with bright green berries.
In the center of the valley, a bear stands, eyeing you warily. You raise your stone.

You have one sharp stone and three rat corpses with you, and three sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You are not tired.

Rolled 28

>>32989788
Throw a rat corpse towards it, as a peace offering.
I want to tame a bear.

Rolled 89

>>32989788
We must tame the bear

Rolled 90

>>32989788
Well, throw a rat for it to eat, then strike it as hard as you can with a sharp rock at its head. If it worked for the bird it might work for the bear

>>32989941
>>32989878
I need a conformation roll on either of these to proceed.

Rolled 68

>>32989788
Lower the stone, collect berries, and leave. Never return.

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>>32989941
N-no... anon pls..

Rolled 25

>>32989964
tame the bear

Rolled 41

>>32989941
Kill the bear

>>32990042
>need above a 60 for conformation

Rolled 89

>>32989788
Lets be best bear murderer, and wear its skin and become a bear shaman

Rolled 56

>>32990104
Tame the bear with gusto

>>32990130
>THIS DOES IT, YOU GLORIOUS FOOLS! writing.

Rolled 40

>>32989941
>>32990130
Jesus, I guess we're killing a bear?

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You toss a rat in the direction of the bear.

For one half hour, you wait. The bear wanders nearer, and nearer still. It comes across your rat, and consumes it quickly. Eyeing you.
It finishes, and you wave your two remaining rats, and throw one nearer to you.
The bear moves forward, and begins to eat that one.
Slowly, you approach the bear. Every careful step, the bear looks up from its meal and eyes you.
After what seems like hours, you are within striking distance of the bear. You have dropped your third rat, and it looks at it, seeming to understand the game.

>Cont...

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>>32990287
You raise your stone.

The bear has come to mere feet away from you.
You wait until the bear looks down on its meal, and you drive your stone with all your might directly down upon its head.
You feel as if your blood has become hot.
The bear lies at your feet, breathing, but unconscious.

You wipe the blood off the stone, and see that the sun is setting.

You have one sharp stone with you, and three sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are very hungry.
You are slightly thirsty.
You are not>>32990287
tired.

Rolled 55

>>32990417
kill bear and bring remains to cave

Rolled 31

>>32990417
Crush its head, and drag it back to the cave to cook and eat

Rolled 23

>>32990417
eat the bird we have with us. Also we need to skin the bear now before some animals come and eat it. The night be damned.
Oh and also get his teeth and bones.

Rolled 67

>>32990469
>>32990471
These

Rolled 95

>>32990471
no, we should keep the skull. for things.

Rolled 52

>>32990500
Kill it in a way that keeps it's head intact, in memory of the bear. Maybe crush its throat with our foot?

>>32990500
>>32990498
>>32990471
>>32990469
>>32990532

>Combining these and
>writing

Rolled 68

>>32990532
sounds good. or cut the throat with the sharp rock.

Rolled 78

>>32990500
As long as we get a full sized bear coat, decorated with blue feathers and rat bones I am down.

>>32990532
Rock to the base of the spine were your skull meets your neck would do the trick.

Rolled 79

>>32990287
>>32990417
Poor Yogi... maybe we can be a bear tamer next time, once eat its heart to obtain its powah?

Rolled 67

>>32990648
The bear corpse is everything we need to advance in tech.

Need a lever? Bear femur

Need a wedge? Bear claw

If only we could figure out a pulley system we would be well on our way to the wheel...

Rolled 60

>>32990707
It's certainly why I was pushing for bear murder.

Plus, while being the first member of a race of men to domesticate a bear would be neat, we have no way to feed it enough to satisfy it's hunger, it's big enough to eat us if it gets angry and it's something we can likely try later when we're more well fortified.

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>>32990559
>>32990648

You drop to your knees, and crush the throat of the bear with a few bashes of your stone.
The head is mainly intact, aside from the throat and neck.

You begin to drag the corpse entirely to your home, and then decide it would be easier another way.

You cut the skin from the bear as best you can with the edge of your stone. It is difficult, but you are able to turn what was once a bear carcass into a bearskin sack of meat and broken bear bones. You consume the heart, the nutrition it holds is especially good, and provides you with variety that is necessary for a balanced diet.
You can drag this sack much more quickly, and return to the cave.

It is now the evening.

You have four sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, bear meat, bear organs, bear skin, bear bones and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are not hungry.
You are thirsty.
You are slightly tired.

Rolled 84

>>32990800
Set a thigh or rump over the fire, go to get to something to drink, finish cooking, then throw it's pelt on top of the bed of grass

Rolled 4

>>32990790
Exactly

We have a huge surplus now, which is the fundamental building block in building a society. Bear femur clubs should just about be the most deadly thing we can muster weapon wise right now.
we will soon have a bunch of rotten bear meat, or as I like to call it "rat bait"

Bear claws, bear bone, bear teeth, bear pelt, so much stuff...

Rolled 70

>>32990994
We are perfect Caveman Husbando material, guys. We are going to get all the Cavelady bitches

Rolled 40

>>32990800
Hey OP, are we gonna get like a perk or something with the knowledge that aiming for the head is somehow fairly effective in downing both birds and bears?

>>32991088
>Headshot: specifically mentioning aiming for the head of a being will increase your chances of killing it because the head is vulnerable.

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Rolled 40

>>32991041
Really? On the rocks?

Rolled 21

>>32991088
"Hmm, bear have squishy grey meat inside skull just like bird did...squishy grey skull meat..important?"

Rolled 11

>>32991126
Fuck yeah, we are moving in the prerecorded world!

You mull over the day, and sit in the darkness of your cave to be warmed by the fire. You use some of the bears blood to paint something on the cave wall. What do you paint?

Rolled 14

>>32991271
Paint a man-like figure holding a big pointy rock over a prostrating beast

>>32991271
View from the cave entrance

you paint yourself killing a bear

Rolled 5

>>32991296
This sounds rad, lets go with this

Rolled 41

>>32991296
This we shall paint our life story here

A bear getting killed is more radical

Rolled 7

two bears high-fiving

That's also radical

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>>32991379
>>32991345
>>32991296

>This works.

You paint a mural, detailing you triumph over the bear. It is s stick man, with a round object, and the bear, drawn laying down flat. You press its bloodstained paw to the wall for size reference.

You have four sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, bear meat, bear organs, bear skin, bear bones and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are not hungry.
You are thirsty.
You are slightly tired.

Rolled 92

>>32991764
Grab a drink and make a bear pelt coat

Rolled 53

>>32991764
Get something to drink, and....take one of the longer, sharper bones with you. Maybe we can spear a fish with it while we get water

Go drink from the pool and then go to sleep

>>32990904
>>32991826
>>32991833
You throw a large hunk of meat onto the fire, and go outside for a drink from the stream. You bring a sharp bone with you, in case there are any animals in the water.

You can see very little, but eventually reach it. In the darkness, you hear the sound of movement, but can still see almost nothing. You begin to take a few gulps from the stream, when...

Suddenly, a hand grabs your arm in the darkness.

You have one sharp bear bone with you and four sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, bear meat, bear organs, bear skin, bear bones and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are slightly hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You are tired.

Rolled 43

>>32991890

Pull your arm aside and grab the sharp bear bone with your other hand. Be ready to club the intruder.

>>32991928
>Should have specified, they grabbed the arm holding the bear bone.
>You have no clothing, you are always carrying anything you have with you.

Rolled 50

>>32991890
Roar pull away from the hand and retreat to your cave

Throw an intimidating roar to scare the attacker and stab him in the leg with the sharp bone

Rolled 62

>>32991976

Uh grab the sharp stone in the other arm instead?

Rolled 94

>>32991890
Pull arm away, roar to intimidate and back away toward the cave

Rolled 51

>>32992097
Nice!

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>>32992017
>>32991979
>>32991928
>>32992097


You quickly pull your arm away, and switch your sharp bone to the other side.
You roar a threatening roar.
Whoever it was begins to run, quickly, screeching. The voice sounds female, something pings inside you.

She is running into the forest. You cannot see her, only hear her.

You have one sharp bear bone with you and four sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, bear meat, bear organs, bear skin, bear bones and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You are tired.

Rolled 74

>>32992154
Chase her down and catch her!

Start to make an outfit using the bear skin, the blue feathers and the small bones

Rolled 55

>>32992154
Call for her to comeback, then apologize and act aloof as much as a caveman can. Let the bitches come to us.

Rolled 48

>>32992154
>>32992201

Supporting

Rolled 87

>>32992154
Crap, try to approach quickly, make sure to drop spear at our feet when we see her, and pals open to show we unarmed

Rolled 58

>>32992154
Whatever, we'll rape her next time. Go back to the cave and sleep.

Nobody likes my ideas :(

Rolled 61

No /tg/ not during the night. Go home and sleep.

Rolled 33

>>32992242
*palms up

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Rolled 5

>>32992287
We must protect all teh womans. 2chivalrous4u

Can we make a bear outfit after the night

Rolled 49

>>32992242
>>32992287
Running through a dense forest during the night? Bad idea. We need to hit the bunk.

Rolled 22

>>32992303
This ain't the 21. century son, we won't survive being beta. Get sone rest.

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>>32992242
>>32992201

You set to the chase, and quickly you sprint through the forest into the valley of the bear.

Your eyes have adjusted, and the female stands in the center of the field. She stares at you.
You can see that she is thin. Her hair is yellow and greasy.
She has brown eyes, and her skin is dark.
You drop your stone, and approach her with your hands out, and head low.

She shrinks from you.

You both stand in the valley, the sun is rising.

You have one sharp bear bone on the ground behind you and four sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, bear meat, bear organs, bear skin, bear bones and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You are very tired.

Rolled 97

>>32992154
Fuck it go home and sleep.

Smell her like an animal to make contact

Rolled 36

>>32992418
Thats some mad game you got there.
Let's do it.

Rolled 39

>>32992390
Gesture to Cave, then go get ready for bed
>ngnergy she
I'm not sure we're ready, captcha

>>32992418
Do this but approach slowly

Well you don't know how to talk so it's the most logical to make contact

Rolled 57

>>32992390
Can we talk?

Gesture for her to follow us back to camp.

Rolled 64

>>32992438
>>32992453
Both these

Rolled 51

>>32992418
Gesture for her to follow if she doesn't approach her slowly and grab her hand

Rolled 15

>>32992491
Grab bone on way back too

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>>32992480
>>32992473
>>32992491


You go closer, and smell the air. The woman smells as if she has been running. She smells you.

You move your hands in the direction of your cave, and then yourself begin walking. Periodically turning around to get her to follow.

She does not, and only seems to grow scared at your gestures.

You grab her hand, and begin to lead her. She seems to shocked to resist.

She begins to scream when you finally exit the woods near your cave. She screams when she smells the fire, and burning bear.

She resists with all her might, and she will not enter the cave.

It seems that she fears fire.

It is almost day.

You have one sharp bear bone with you and four sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, bear meat, bear organs, bear skin, bear bones and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are very hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You are very tired.

Rolled 1

>>32992566
Carry her into the cave be forceful but not aggressive and show here the fire is safe and that the food is edible

She's gonna alarm the rest of her tribe SHANK HER with the bone before it's too late

Rolled 41

>>32992566

Gesture at her to stay, walk up to the fire and pick up some meat and roasted bird.

Eat meat and share some meat.

Rolled 72

>>32992614
this

Rolled 90

>>32992566
Offer meat from fire, eat some to show it is safe

Rolled 5

>>32992566
Walk up to the fire and get some meat. Start eating then offer some to her.

im not gonna complain my idea is really crazy

>>32992614
>>32992662
>>32992674

You gesture for her to sit, and slowly she sets herself down in the grass. You go into the cave.

You retrieve both bear meat and bird meat, and return to her in the grass.

When you exit the cave, you notice she is not alone.

An older male sit next to her. They gesture at each other and she goes to scream when she sees you, but smells the meat.
The male also smells the meat,

They sit, eyeing the meat.

You have bear and bird meat with you and four sharp stones, blue feathers, bear meat, bear organs, bear skin, bear bones and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are not hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You are extremely tired.

Rolled 13

>>32992674
Hot damn, I've been rolling really well this thread and in the first three, usually

Rolled 81

>>32992760
Offer meat, we have plenty

Rolled 48

>>32992760
Establish superiority before supplying sustenance.

Rolled 26

>>32992760
Offer meat gesture to come into the cave then go to sleep

Take a bite on the meat and then offer them some

Rolled 58

>>32992795
>>32992794
These. Maybe pound chest with bone after offering?

Rolled 38

>>32992760
Kill the male, rape the girl then bind her to a tree or something so she doesnt kill us when we finally go to sleep.

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>>32992852
Anon pls. We first have to become the alpha male of their tribe and then we acquire harem. Stop being silly

>>32992794

You drop the meat in front of the both of them.

They immediately begin to eat it. They eye you while they eat, but do not stop chewing.

You notice that the male is physically very weak looking. He carries nothing. He has some grey hair.

The female has what seems to be large burn scars on her left leg.

The morning progresses.

You have one sharp bear bone with you and four sharp stones, roasted bird, blue feathers, bear meat, bear organs, bear skin, bear bones and a pile of firewood in your cave.
You are not hungry.
You are not thirsty.
You are extremely tired.

Rolled 61

>>32992890
Gesture for them to come into the cave and go to sleep

Rolled 22

>>32992889
We also need to sleep ffs.

Gesture them to come back and go to sleep

Rolled 28

>>32992890

Wave them to come in and go to sleep. Confidence will surely win the day

>>32992929
Yes, but I'm nervous they might kill us or something

Rolled 39

>>32992890
Gesture to entrance, mime laying down by placing our head on hands, and then gesture for them to come in... once the fire is out

Rolled 56

>>32992957
>>32992924
These

>>32992924
>>32992957

You go back inside the cave, and put out the fire. You gesture from within for them to come in, and quickly they comply.
You lay down near the warm remains of the fire, while they prefer the other side.

You go to sleep.

AND that concludes the quest for this session guys.
Feedback?
How is the decision making working?
Clarification of current events and suggestions for future ones would be helpful.

>>32993042
Will there be magic, and will you finally spoil if the guy is Homo Sapien now?

Rolled 11

>>32993042
I think its working pretty well but you got a little lucky to not really get trolls.

>>32993042
Great, I love it.

I'm also getting the sense there may be some sort of TWEEST and this isn't just a regular prehistoric caveman scenario.

Keep at it, dude!

Rolled 71

>>32993042
It was good, op. I like the natural selection style rolling. Oh, and you should probably get a trip

>>32993067
First of all, the character is male, as most of you have probably assumed. And yes, he is human.

>>32993105

thats a possibility.

Rolled 38

>>32993042
Are we homo superior? Is this setting low fantasy, played straight?

>>32993140
>We are simply a man, as far as we know

I would say the setting is low fantasy. I don't want to limit this too much though. Eventually including fantasy elements could be appropriate.

>>32993185
Last question, was there a chance we could have tamed the bear?

>>32993217
There was an extremely small chance you even survived the encounter. Any move besides "kill the bear" at that moment would have resulted in severe wounding or death.

Rolled 71

>>32993252
I am glad I rolled to kill it then, thank god

Rolled 97

>>32993252
I'm surprised people seriously considered taming as an option.
I dropped it as a joke, then left to play Magicka.

>>32993592
You greatly underestimate /tg/ then