Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>We focuses on the S-Class Hero, Rider. It was her first day off in years and she decided to spend it with her best friend, Caffornicator.>She did some other stuff but she's not the main character so no one cares.>We now join someone else who also isn't the main character.
>>32902031>You are now in control of Cynthia.>The villain wakes up after a rather restful night. For the longest time her dreams were peaceful. The nightmares of her rampaging through the streets had left her once she came but from her little self discovery journey. There were a few slips here and there but for the most part she was okay.>Today her schedule was mostly open but that doesn't mean she couldn't do some work just for fun.>Her dear sweet sister would most likely still be sleeping at this hour and Rena would almost certainly be sleeping.Hmm hmm~What to do with all this free time~?
>>32902031Hey, I care about not main characters!Though I am sort of curious what the main character is up to.
Rolled 18>>32902068Cuddle with Sparkle pillow.
>>32902068Hug your daki
>>32902068Is that a sparkle hug pillow?Anyway, what are your hobbies, other than terrorizing people?I usually start my days off with a nice hot drink.
>>32902068Realize that the voices are going to try to get you to hook up with Caffornicator.
>>32902068Think about Caffornicator and what could have been
>>32902068You have to start your day with breakfast
>>32902068Check your face for permanent marker.Then clean your scales like your mom told you all those years ago.Then, consider checking up on the caffornicator situation. She's been leaving you alone lately. Your base may be rose-free now.>>32902114Breakfast is important.
>>32902068Shoplift for breakfast
>>32902108No Caffo is for Rider now
>>32902114I say skip it. Cynthia needs some space away from Calfornicator.
>>32902108I think the voices are riding the Grandship CafforniRider now
>>32902068Get yourself a proper breakfast. Some eggs, toast, a meat of some kind, and absolutely NOTHING from a microwave.
>>32902068Carnage and active villainy.Its been a while
>>32902068Breakfast with your hug-pillow!
>>32902068Satisfy that caffeine addiction you developed with some coffee
>>32902150>>32902135You underestimate how lewd anon is. They're going to go for threesome/NTR now.
>>32902068Place a bow on your tail. Made of ribbons.
>>32902068You could try doing something nice for your sister. She's letting you crash in her apartment and all. And she had a heart attack recently, so you could do the housework instead of her for a while. Get a maid uniform.How's Bridgette doing, by the way? If she's up for it, you can do some sisterly bonding. Over shoplifting, for example.
>>32902195>>32902187Maid uniforms and tail ribbons.Make it happen.
>>32902068>Hug MGS dakimakura
>>32902157Steal a famous landmark
>>32902068Has Rena still been avoiding you?
>>32902068Hey Cynthia, I've been wondering. Do you drink blood for nutrition or do you just love how it tastes?
>>32902068Is that your nephew on that pillow?
>>32902068>The nightmares of her rampaging through the streets had left her once she came
>>32902183Well, Caffo is a lot of woman. I could see her needing two lovers so that she doesn't burn one out. Rider and Cynthia have no chemistry though, so I wouldn't suggest it.
>>32902068>The nightmares of her rampaging through the streets had left her once she came but from her little self discovery journey.>dat sentence
Does Bridgette have a Rena daki?
>>32902068Muse about your navel.
>>32902230No, it's her sister-in-law.
>>32902256She does now
>>32902256She has a Rena brand dildo. The probably call it something like "The Bodyrocker" or "Rena's Love Boulder"
>>32902267That would be ... wrong?
>>32902256>>32902276For some reason I can only picture a Rena daki if it is made out of stone. It just feels wrong otherwise for some reason.
>>32902299Morally or factually? Because I'm pretty sure that's Sparkle on that pillow
>>32902298It's also something that is as neglected as Rena's dead plant.
>>32902086>>32902087>>32902102I was already cuddling it, actually. Ah, even after so long it's still just as comfortable as the day I bought it. It's a rare limited edition cover, too. You had to send in 20 strips from the Hero TCG Sparkle packs. By the time I started those packs were already out of print but it was worth it.If Sparkle ever found out about this I would just die of embarrassment.My hobbies... Relaxing, napping, teasing my dear sister and her friends. I do enjoy my work, too. Very few jobs where one can do that. Shopping as well but... That's a vice I try to indulge infrequently.>>32902110Fuck that girl.Not literally.I hate her so much.>>32902114But of course.>>32902130My scales are quite clean. I take excellent care of them.>>32902227I drink it because it's delicious. Especially certain people's blood. Rena's is so... Innocently sweet~>>32902195>>32902212I'm not really one for maid outfits and other cute thing... Perhaps someone else could pull it off. I would like to spend more time with my dear sweet sister and repay her, though.>Cynthia takes a shower and eats a quick breakfast of toast and egg.>As she sits around drinking a nice hot cup of black coffee, a habit she'd picked up recently, she checks her tablet. It appears there are quite a few jobs around the city for her ranking in difficulty from D to S.I could possibly drag my sister along. We're the same rank after all. But I worry that she may not like the way I handle my work. She's more of a direct fighter than me.
>>32902250Well, we've never seen real rider and Cynthia together.Rider has a similar "stick up arse" quality to MGS
>>32902314I can only picture it with Rena standing there in her hoodie shrugging because she doesn't know how to pose sensually
>>32902324Cynthia, you will never regret a decision more than the decision not to wear a bow on the tip of your tail.How about a not-so-hard job? We don't want to ruin your good day.
>>32902324>Fuck that girl.>Not literally.>I hate her so much.I hear that a pinch of salt can help tone down the bitterness.You know what's salty? Fucksweat.Cynthia x Cafo OTPOh wait. We were talking about bringing Bridgette or something? Yeah, sure. Do that I guess.
>>32902324Spy on Sparkle.
>>32902324>I hate her so muchJust like you hated Sparkle?
>>32902324you could theoretically bum around ben's house for a while until eventually sparkle gets exhausted with babywork.
>>32902324S RANKGO BIG OR GO HOME
>>32902324Well, now's a good time as any to teach her how to do stuff the right way. After all, you're the more experienced villain of the two. And Bridgette could learn some style and grace from you.Side note, you should tone down with the coffee. You probably got addicted to it because you've been eating Caffo too much.Her blood is literally coffee. Which explains why she hasn't slept in 9 years.
>>32902324Check on your godchild.
>>32902335>Well, we've never seen real rider and Cynthia together.We did last thread
>>32902324Go see Sparkle and Benben, we need more cuteness.
>>32902324Ever sleep under a heat lamp? You seem quite fond of your snake form and I wonder whether it makes your body react like an actual snake.Anyway, do not take your sister. She probably will not like it.
>>32902324Go see you brother and littlest monster.
>>32902324Take an easy job,start the day slow and relaxing
>>32902417Consider purchasing heat lamps. Or heat rocks.
>>32902402We did?I remember she saw .Bridgette
>>32902324Wait until you've got a biiiiiiiiiggggg mouthful of coffee.Ok.Got a big swig going down the pipes? Cheeks bloated and swole with black brew?Caffornicator's smiling face.
>>32902433...terrarium funpark bedroom?
>>32902433>purchasingYou mean stealing.
>>32902453C should totally buy one of those giant hamster wheels.
>>32902440They met two times in the passing. Sorta.First time Rider and Bridgette met for some coffee she teased Bridgette how Rider looks cute in a turtleneck, the next time back when Rider and Bridgette were working on that ghost net.
>>32902440Visiting Caffo and accidentally making her all depressed is what caused Rider to have a breakdown and ask Bridgette to tone down the voices
>>32902453This is a good objective to complete for the day.>>32902471I am unaware of what the difference between these two things is.
>>32902477> snake> wheelsW-what.
>>32902364>to wear a bow on the tip of your tail.This.
>>32902485Except we were taking about Cynthia
>>32902324You transform your body, how can you possibly be more direct then that?
>>32902491You've never watched a snake run in one of those wheel things?
>>32902150>>32902250see>>32902381>>32902377I warned you, didn't I?
>>32902453Get some ferns and play the Jurassic Park theme so you can pretend to be a dinosaur
>>32902505Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Cynthia and Rider met two times, tops.
>>32902512> pretend to be...oh wait, we're not Ben, we can't QUITE pull it off. Oh well, but still.
>>32902533She could could probably give herself some raptor claws and SKREEONK with the best of em, though. Or do the spitting frilly dinosaur thing.In fact, you should really think about using more dino powers, Cynthia
>>32902324Wait, is it even possible for you to do anything without Bridgette? I thought because of the whole being-summoned thing that you can't get too far away from her?Did you know Rena actually took notice of your legs when you were in Succubus form? She might have some libido in her after all.
>>32902577Can Cynthia take on a dragongirl form?
>>32902577>>32902533Dinosaurs arent monsters, you dum-dums.
>>32902609Don't be racist
>>32902324Oh don't even think about S-rank jobs. There's like a billion miles separating A-rank from S-rank. Go for an A-rank I guess.How are you an indirect fighter?
>>32902324So, the plan seems to be do some minor villainy, and stealing yourself enough terrarium supplies to make the ideal bedroom.
>>32902609Neither are snakes.
>>32902631We've never actually seen how she fights.
>>32902677Makes perfect sense to me. Making good coffee is a goddamn gift in my book.
>>32902689Caffornicator doesnt make good coffee.Its goddamn PERFECT
>>32902689Much better than any superfaggot who uses a bow, too
>>32902707Which is why Caffo is best girl.>>32902713Truth.
These missions all do look like so much fun but... I just got out of the shower. No need to get all sweaty first thing in the morning.I haven't visited my adorable nephew in a while... I think I'll do that and then work.Perhaps steal some things.>>32902417That... That sounds so relaxing. I think I know what I'm stealing later. Oh my... Yes, a nice lamp or maybe a rock in snake form. So warm~ I love it~>>32902449I hate you.>>32902589She's unsummoned me already. She's ready to do so again but it's such an unpleasant feeling...Also, Rena noticed my legs? Eh... I don't really like them myself... But it was probably because I was a succubus... Thing.>>32902631I don't like fighting right away. Have some fun and stuff before I go in for the kill. Helps make it easier and lower their guard. Dear sister will just attack.>>32902633Sounds fun! But first I must see the little one!>Cynthia gets dressed and goes off to visit Sparkle. It's a pretty long walk from the dome but Cynthia's many monster forms make going across the difficult terrain easy.>She knocks on the door and a very tired looking Sparkle opens it.MVS: "Oh, hey... Come in...">Cynthia makes her way inside and watches as Sparkle collapses on a chair."Where's the little one?"MVS: "Asleep, finally...""You seem a bit more upset then usual, Sparkly. Is something wrong?"MVS: "... How were you when you were a baby?""Mother says I was a very well behaved child. Much more so than my siblings."MVS: "Really? The kid takes after you a lot so I was hoping... Ugh...""What's wrong?"MVS: "He's just so... He never stops moving and he gets into everything. If I lock something away he finds a way to open it. And he's always on the ceiling. ALWAYS. I can't fly anymore either and I'm only, like 4 feet tall. I can't reach that. I'm losing my mind here... Poor Ben can only do so much."Hehe... Well, maybe you shouldn't have held hands with my brother you little...MVS: "You got any advice?"
>>32902707And she literally oozes the stuff. That's goddamn marriage material right there
>>32902730Stilts.Or activate those vampire powers and walk through walls.
>>32902730Carry him on your back in a sling. He's part snake, he'll like tight, warm spaces.
>>32902730Don't be mean. I thought you were going to be the best godmother you could be.
>>32902713The only one in the here association is beauregarde
>>32902730Go seduce AltSparkle.She's basically Sparkle, but she's blind so she can't see your pillowy shame.
>>32902730Buy a heat lamp, he'll want to sleep under it all the time
>>32902767>He's part snake, he'll like tight, warm spaces.3lewd5me
>>32902730Hire me as a nanny!
>>32902730Can you still make people into monsters? Offer to give her a spider's abdomen or something.
>>32902730Buy the super suit boost that lets you fly. Or get a long stick.Srsly.
>>32902730Give him a hoodie, he'll love it and stay comfy at the same time.
>>32902730Can't vampires fly too? I could have sworn they did.Anyway, it sounds like the kid needs some good old fashioned stimulation/entertainment. Have you considered getting him a playdate? Or sedating him with heat lamps like>>32902787
>>32902730Cynthia. Do you want to torture your archenemy?It's time to give Sparkle lessons in being a Vampire.Do it while taking care of your nephew, just to rub it in how he likes you better.
>>32902804...I really didn't mean it that way.
>>32902730Remind Sparkle that she let Caffornicator near the egg. That's probably why he is so hyperactive
>>32902730Vampires can float, Sparky
>>32902730Tell her to get one of those pole-net things that people use to fish leaves out of their pools. That should be able to scoop the little guy off the ceiling.
>>32902730Oh come on cynthia, you can't blame her for hand holding.
>>32902854Especially since she's done worse with Caffornicator.
>>32902730Encourage learning and understanding. Ben! Going up on the ceiling is a no no! Do you not want Mama hugs?
>>32902821Don't forget the hat. If he falls in love with the right hat, he won't scurry on the ceiling because he won't want to let the hat fall off.
>>32902730Have you considered lowering the ceiling or installing handholds?
>>32902784She got new eyes recently
>>32902730Offer to babby sit him a lot
>>32902806Hire Caffo as a nanny. Nothing will be more energetic than her
>>32902784Wait, holy shitI forgot there was a second SparkleCynthiaxSparkle can still be a thing!
>>32902730Get Rena to teach Sparkle the secrets of the Sad Box.
>>32902823>>32902845Vampires can shapeshift into a bat or mist.
>>32902730Isn't she a vampire, can't she fly.Or get the Prince to make a magical girl broom like the old days.
>>32902951Rena does need to impart knowledge of the sad box to sparkle. It's a highly guarded secret, however, so cynthia may not know about it.
What kind of Vampire is Sparks?
>>32902981The sucky one.
>>32902730>Well, maybe you shouldn't have held hands with my brother you little...Kinda hypocritical for someone who cuddles a Sparkle pillow nightly
>>32902981A sparkly one.
>>32902981Third generation Follower of Seth.
>>32902730Maybe buy a stepladder?
>>32902981Whatever kind Rena was
>>32903044Who the fuck is Seth?Also, implying she's not a Tremere despite her making blood swords.
Man, cynthia isn't really too good at expressing herself
Normally they fly by making wings but it seems little Sparkle is stuck in this form. She can just move really fast.>>32902774I can be a -little- mean.>>32902821Who's she?>>32903008.......>>32902833>>32902847>>32902876"Alright, let me see him."MVS: "He's in his room.">Cynthia gets up and goes over to BenBen. Despite Sparkle's protests she picks the kid up off his bed and wakes him up. He looks around and smiles when he sees Cynthia. She takes her mantle off and wraps him up in it and holds him close. The kid squirms around a bit but soon he falls right back to sleep.MVS: "How did you do that!? He would be awake for hours if I touched him!""It's because he likes warm places. When he's on the ceiling he's probably trying to go to the lights so he can hang around there. If he's being fussy or won't go to bed just bundle him up tight and keep him close. He'll pass right out. My mom would do it to all of us. You're a bit cooler than most people because of the vampire thing but if you add some more layers it should work. Also, invest in some heavier clothing. A hoodie, perhaps?"MVS: "I... Yeah, sure... Any other advice?"Hehe~I have her wrapped around my little finger now~Hanging onto my every word as though I am her savior~It's a nice feeling.
>>32903100Give her solid mothering advice.Then, after you are done giving her solid mothering advise, buy a toy for the little kid.A toy that makes NOISES. and has FLASHING LIGHTS.He will love it.
>>32903122"She" is benben all grown up.Magical girls are kinda girly, ya know?
>>32903122>Who's she>SheRead the filename.
>>32903122Buy him a kids drum-set.
>>32903122Maybe get him set up with some other babies. They like hanging around, I hear. You had siblings yourself.
>>32903140I think it's a joke, seeing as Larro drew the picture
>>32903140She can't see the filenames when you're broadcasting an image into her head, anon.
>>32903140I don't think Cynthia can read filenames.
>>32903122>Who's she?Magical girls turn everything they touch girly. Sparkle couldn't even drink herself unconscious without the bottle turning into a sippy cup that shat rainbows and glitter. BenBen came from an egg that came from Sparkle.Put 2 and 2 together, snakebutt.That's your nephew in his highschool years.
>>32903122>Who's she?BenBen from the future.Don't ask. We have a different perception of time than you do.
>>32903122Give her more advice, show her what a great aunt you are
>>32903122You're a bad person and I don't like you.Everyone you know would be happier if you weren't around.
>>32903122What's she feedin' the kid?Warm food might have a similar effect.
>>32903122Give her some good advice. Despite Sparkle being a pain in the butt, she's the one looking after your nephew. Plus, if you do good, she might let you install a terrarium in her house as well. Then you and BenBen can pile up under a heat lamp and sleep together in a cuddle pile.Maybe call your mom over to give her some advice as well. Might as well tease Sparkle about when's the wedding.
>>32903122... I've been wondering something, do vampires lactate and do monster babies need to nurse?
>>32903122What other things did your mom do for you?Where did she buy industrial strength bottles and teething toys?
>>32903122Ask how Ben has been, Big en I mean, your brother
>>32903122>Who's she?See something you like? We could set you up with 'her', though some might call it robbing the cradle.
>>32903086>Also, implying she's not a Tremere despite her making blood swords.I'd buy it.>>32903155>>32903122> Hero x Villain kindergartenFund it.
>>32903122Let's offer to Babysit him some time.
>>32903204I think we suggested crushed candy mixed fish?
>>32903122Tell her to get a little heat lamp or a heat pad or some other source of warmth so the little tyke will stay off the ceiling.What about something for him to chew on? Or an exercise wheel or something like that to get the excess energy out?
>>32903291What about a bedroom terrarium?
>>32903122maybe consider the occasional babysitter?
>>32903122Keep at it Cynthia, you can be best Godmother, and it will piss off sparkle in all kinds of ways.also do you know who all is actually friends with sparkle on the hero side?cause you can always just simply screw with them and hightail it out of there, causing destruction and general mayham in the process.
>>32903122Tell her that he has to drink blood, or it'll stunt his growth. Sparkle doesn't know very much about monsters, so it's easy to trick her.
>>32903367That's a bit overly mean.
Sparkle, what is your internal body temperature?
>>32903367We have to be careful of she'll be wary of everything we say.
>>32903122time for manipulation!Offer more hints in exchange for favours.
>>32903136>>32903175>>32903190Oh my... It seems like he will grow up to be quite the little heart breaker.Just like his mom>>32903446Looking at her I would say perhaps 35-34°C?>>32903217That wouldn't be too bad.>>32903367I want to be mean to Sparkle, not the kid. He's done nothing but be adorable.>Cynthia gives Sparkle as much advice as she can recall from her mom's lessons. Sparkle listens with rapt attention as Cynthia tells her about proper food, play areas, toys, terrariums, and the possibility of baby sitters.>She explains that Bridgette and her would be more than glad to watch the kid for a few hours so the two lovebirds could get some rest."Speaking of running off to relax, when's the wedding?"MVS: "Eh..." The girl's mood quickly sours at the mention. "They won't wed Heroes and Villains but whatever. I don't need a stupid wedding anyway. I'm fine like I am.""They don't? Hmm..."I could -fix- that. Not sure if she'd appreciate it, though.Oh."Where's my dear brother?"MVS: "He's probably near the Crater. He goes there to clear his mind sometimes. He's still not fully... Healed. He shouldn't take too long if you want to say hi."He and I haven't exactly seen eye to eye the past few years...I mostly came here to bug Sparkle and see the kid but I could wait...Or get to work at stealing that terrarium.
>>32903475Well, do you want to see your brother or not?I don't know how not-eye-to-eye you are with him, so this is mostly up to you here.But that terrarium will be mighty comfy.
>>32903475Well, if they won't marry heroes and villains, the solution is simple.Have Sparkle rob a terrarium with you. She'll be a villain for a day, and you can have a shotgun wedding.
>>32903475go see your brother and try to get along, hes family and you never know what may end up happening in the future.
>>32903475You should go see your brother.
>>32903475Steal that terrarium.Also totally try to fix it so they can get married. For the annoyance factor.
>>32903475Steal and make a cute little terrarium for little MM too.
>>32903553If they marry heroes and villains, how is that going to affect Jade?
>>32903603She can marry both Renas.
>>32903603It'd specifically not affect her. Duh.
>>32903613More like, she cant marry either.
>>32903603She can marry herself
>>32903603If she marries one she'll need to marry the other as well.
>>32903603It wouldn't effect her. She can already marry whomever.
>>32903475>Just like his momYou're still salty over that? You really need to move on. Or go after Alt Sparkle
>>32903475>could fix thatQuick, go run a campaign for hero/villain marriage!
>>32903645Except she cant marru villain Rena because shes a hero and she cant mary Hero Rena because shes utterly dense. Also because Jade is a villain, but mostly the dense.Just as well she's a Fujoshi, really
>>32903669That's going to make some awkward family reunions.
>>32903669Cynthia x AltSparkle? I'd ship it.
>>32903677She can marry altJade. Then they can do some eyebrow docking.
>>32903475Speaking of Sparkle and heartbreakingThere's an alternate version of her up and around. She has a lot more emotional baggage and I definitely wouldn't recommend jumping straight to teasing, but maybe you two would get along.
>>32903677>Just as well she's a Fujoshi, reallyWe need to ask her how many CM x TPM fics she has.
>>32903679They're already awkward. This just makes it hilarious.Except I think alt-sparkle might have some alt-Cynthia related baggage, poor girl
>>32903687I definitely ship it.
>>32903475You have to look after yourself first.But also consider changing those rules.
>>32903694That's how brow eggs are made!
>>32903727Altsparkle needs some hugs and theres no-one better qualified for hugs than Cynthia. Just ask Rena's bone doctor.
>>32903679That would make everything amazing
>>32903475Not just any crater, but the Crater? One of these days we've got to find out just what the hell happened to the world.
>>32903778And just to complete the bizarre parody, its Cynthia who gets eggnant
>>32903815That's not how eggnancy works, but sure
>>32903831Cynthia has a snake butt. It more or less works out.
>>32903831I didnt say it was a magical girl egg.
>>32903745>>32903694.................Anyway...I should at least say hi to him."The Crater? I'll go by and say hi. Hope I was helpful."MVS: "You were. I owe you one.""I'll hold you to that~">Cynthia kisses BenBen's forehead and gives Sparkle a hug before heading off to The Crater.>It is, as it's name suggests, a crater. A massive one as big as the dome itself where the legendary S-Class Heroes of old fought against dreadful monsters from another world. There she finds her brother hanging out. He waves at her as she approaches.>The two stand around, not saying a word, until Cynthia speaks up."... How are you?"MMA: "Well. You?""Good. .... Everything going well with the baby?"MMA: "Yeah.""... Good. I'm... I'm glad to see you're better."MMA: "Same to you.""... I'll see you later.">She gives him a small nod and leaves.It's not that I don't like him... He just reminds me of how close I was to slipping...He is a good guy.Still, I can't believe Sparkle went out with him... What does he have that I don't?1/2
>>32903852Well then that doesn't work at all.
>>32903887>What does he have that I don't?A DIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>32903887 >What does he have that I don't?A penis.
>>32903887>What does he have that I don't?kawaii sugoi
>>32903887>What does he have that I don't?Do your really want us to spell it out for you? Adam's Apple!
>>32903887Forget what everyone else is telling you.He asked her out. Did you ever explicitly ask Sparkle out on a date?
>>32903908>>32903909>>32903915>>32903928>>32903936>>32903948I highly doubt that's the answer she's looking for.
>>32903972Not the answer she's looking for, but the answer she got.
>>32903968Actually it was sparkle that asked him out for coffee, IIRC.
>>32903968She asked him out, actually.And it was because nothing else was going to stop his rampage.So to get into Sparkle's pants, you either have to be a magical girl like Rose was, or beat her in battle.
>>32903889>implying monsters don't lay eggs
>>32903993>>32903995Oh was it? Nevermind then.
>>32903887>what does he have that you don'tHe was actually in almost exactly the same situation as you were when you first met sparkle, except at the moment he had her helpless, he revealed he didn't want to kill her at all, wheras you teased you would do villainous things to her.So, basically, you were INCHES from the relationship you wanted, if you played it slightly differently.Also, she may have had a girlfriend at the time.
>>32903972Not the answer she is looking for but the answer she needs?Wasn't that the batman quote?
... I know what he literally has that I don't have.Can we please not discuss my brother's... Stuff?>>32903968... No, not really. I... I didn't even really want to date her. I just wanted us to fight a bit.Still, he did make a move when I did not...I need to get my mind off of this.==================================>A few minutes later Cynthia is leaving a store with a box filled with terrarium supplies. The rent-a-cop didn't even attempt to stop here. It seems like he's mostly accepted his place in life.???: "Stop right there, criminal!">A voice calls out from behind her.Hmm?Oh, a Hero. I didn't expect someone to actually try and stop me for something so petty. This should be more fun.
>>32903887He just approached her at a better time than you did. And as her biggest fan.
>>32904021Challenge him to a girl-off.
>>32904021Claim you bought the things you just stole.Then just kinda leave while he checks to see if its true
>>32904021Oh, hey Chet.Go succubutt and overpower his manly with your womanly.
>>32904021>The rent-a-cop didn't even attempt to stop here. It seems like he's mostly accepted his place in life.Being a rent-a-cop is suffering.
>>32904021Oh, its just Chet. You should be able to outwit him easily, he has muscles for brains.
>>32903887>What does he have that I don't?She feels safe around him. Nobody feels safe around you.
>>32904021So I know you said to not talk about you brother's dangly bits but can you tell us how large he is?Sparkle won't tell us :(
>>32903908As a shapesister there's very little reason she couldn't have a ponis if she needed one
>>32904021Oh my god it's Chet Manlystache. It's the guy you "distracted" at the beach party. He's strong, don't underestimate him.But you know, do your thing. Distract him with your feminine wiles before you get to the fighting. I'd feed you lines but uh you're not Rena you don't need help with that.
>>32904021Put the carte down not to break anything and get ready to fight!Maybe shapeshift into something scarier. Can you do manticore?
>>32903887>It is, as it's name suggests, a crater. A massive one as big as the dome itself where the legendary S-Class Heroes of old fought against dreadful monsters from another world.Is the Crater what's left of A-City?
>>32904077Her shapeshifting does not work that way! She turns into specific monsters.
Rolled 18>>32904021CHET!Seduce him, with your womanly charms, worked for your mom and she's a hag
>>32904021"Oh hey, I actually paid for this. You can check with the guy inside near the back of the store. The register was out of ink so I didn't get a receipt. Oh and yes I know about the door, I'm paying for it, it's hard having a snake tail. I'll wait right here if you want to go verify that I paid"Then don't wait right there
>>32904103Then she can just turn into a tentacle monstergirl or a squidgirl.
>>32904021Let's put down the goods carefully before we teach this guy to fear Monsters
>>32904021Hey, it's Chet. The guy you distracted during that beach volleyball game.Do the same. You don't have to fight him now, you'll only end up damaging the goods you need for the terrarium.Actually, try to convince him to give you a hand. Sparkle needs those things for her kid, have him carry those things to Sparkle's house.
Succubus form yessssssss
>>32904021You could use your feminine wiles and feigned vulnerability and poverty to convince him to buy it for you.It's not exactly immediately villainous, but it could work for a long-term plan involving Chet.
>>32904114>Then she can just turn into ... a squidgirl.Squidgirl is not for lewds!
>>32903122>"If he's being fussy or won't go to bed just bundle him up tight and keep him close. He'll pass right out. My mom would do it to all of us. (...) Also, invest in some heavier clothing. A hoodie, perhaps?"Oh god. I get here and see that you guys have completely fucked up how coldblooded animals work. Firstly; snakes do not sleep when they sunbath. They sunbath to get their temperature up after they have slept. Basically they do it to wake up. That a snake would become sleepy from warmth is fucking retarded. Secondly; warm clothing doesn't do shit for coldblooded beings unless they move around a lot. The only thing clothes does is help you preserve your temperature. If you do not produce any heat of your own(which coldblooded beings do not) you will eventually be back at room temperature. You will ceartainly not get warmer, I mean come on, this is basic physics yet almost every fantasy work with coldblooded humanoids seem to fuck it up.
>>32904021How's it going manlystache. Been a while since I last saw you. Game and field day? That was fun.Dont' mind me, just picking up some terrarrium stuff.
>>32904173I value your input on the subject of monster biology.
>>32904173clearly fantasy monsters all work alike
>>32904168The ones with tentacle butts are.
>>32904103>form of an incubus
>>32904074Really?>>32904151Ugh... I hate that form... It shows off my legs too much... I can't stand that.>>32904173That would almost certainly be true if he were a complete reptile. I'm mostly making guesses on what I like anyway and it seemed to work.>Cynthia very carefully sets the stuff aside and turns on the charm. She pouts and adopts her normal 'Ara ara' form."Chet Manlystache. It's so good to see you again~ When was our last little together? At the beach?"CM: "Silence, Villain! I was called here to stop a robbery! YOUR robbery!""But dear Chet, I purchased all of these~ The store was simply out of ink... You can go inside and ask them yourself~"CM: "Hmph! If you think I'll fall for that a second time it's not happening, Monster Master!"Oh dear, it seems he's finally grown some brains in that thick head of his.
>>32904173Contrary to popular belief, exotherms do in fact produce body heat. When they're physically active their body temperature gets up to be about as high as endotherms.The difference is that exotherms do not spend energy just to keep their body temperature up.
>>32904304Hey chet, there's like 50 racecars having an illegal gunbattle over there against a dinosaur.Failing that, if he INSISTS on fighting, ask that he do it without breaking your new furnishings.
>>32904304Seduce Alt Sparkle. She'd be so much better than a heat lamp, and you could LEWD her unlike a pillow.
>>32904304Explain truthfully that the item is for Benben, and politely ask that you battle away from it.
>>32904304>If you think I'll fall for that a second time it's not happening, Monster Master!">a second time
>>32904304Gorgon form— oh wait, he's wearing shades.Sphinx form then give him a riddle that'll take ages to decipher. Take your stuff back while he struggles for an answer.
>>32904304>that tensionJust fight already!
>>32904304Well, try to trick him a few more times I suppose. I mean, he's chet, he's one of the fun ones to trick. Like rena.
>>32904304Take a winged form and fly away with your ill-gotten loot. Let's see what he will do about that!
>>32904304Use your Scylla form spry him with ink.
>Employ squidgirl mode>activate ink defencw
>>32904368>Sphinx form then give him a riddle that'll take ages to decipher.It's a man?
>>32904311Ectotherm, not exotherm.
>>32904304Well, the stolen thing is for Sparkle's kid. So technically you're doing a villainous thing for a hero, which means that you're doing a heroic thing in the process. And she can pay for it, you're just retrieving it for her. If he doesn't believe you, he can come with you to her house, if he carries those things for you.You get to annoy Sparkle some more that way.
>>32904387and by this, I mean>>32904304Convince him he cannot harm you if he doesn't have gilded silver crosses. Don't you know anything about monsters?
Rolled 20>>32904304Poor on the charm, don't lose to your mom
>>32904418She didn't lose to her mom, she managed to seduce him during the beach episode.
>>32904418Wow, I did it. Did we seduce the stache?
>>32904304Jumping spider form, see if he can keep up when you leap from building to building.Also good for attacking.
>>32904438Her mom seduce Manlystache if I remember though
>>32904440Yep and then our mom told us not to autophiasat in public.
>>32904440Indeed you did, expect him to visit as soon as the situation with Cynthia is resolved.
>>32904450We need to go scarier.Dire Badger!
>>32904440Manlystache might just have a thing for Milfs
>>32904459No, Cynthia did that at the beach in the middle of the volleyball game, then got wrecked by her mom by doing it in front of her.
>>32904459Nah, Cynthia seduced Chet. Then her mom beat her with a volleyball for behaving unladylike.
>>32904467It wasnt so much she won by being lewd, it was that she win against Monster Matriarch
>>32904311Yes this is true. I believe I mentioned the moving around part. The thing is that for them to reach that temperature they they require the air temperature around them to be fairly high to start with. They also need to be active which they are not when they are sleeping.>>32904304I do not ask you to change anything. The canon of your story is yours to do what you want with. I'm just a bit annoyed that I was to late to the thread to get a say in that canon.
>>32904484Jesus, man. We're trying to fight the hero, not wipe out the rest of human civilization.
>>32904401Both are acceptable.
>>32904484We want an entertaining fight, not a slaughter
>>32904484Cybernetic dire bear cleric.
>>32904484Dire Honey Badger
>>32904576Again we should be aiming for scary enough to beat Chet, but LESS SCARY than being an extinction level event. I am not sure you have understood this.
>>32904304Either lose him, trick him, or fight him.Whichever is most fun for you.
>>32904304Surrender and to to jail. It's where you belong.
>>32904418>Cynthia assumes her scylla form and moves closer to the Hero."But I've only took this for my dear sweet little nephew. He's only a few weeks old, you know? It's just to help him out... You wouldn't arrest me for helping someone out, would you?"CM: "..! Do not take one step closer, monster master! I will seriously start punching you!">She laughs and moves closer to him, practically pressing her body against his."Let me go, just this once. I'll do anything~"CM: "I... No! Never! You're coming to jail!"Too late, Chet. I've already got you right where I want you.1/2
>>32904632Oh cynthia, your modus operandi is so effective on manlystache.
>>32904602So a Dire Carp?
>>32904632Chet, Chet, Chet. Don't let female villains get that close. That's like heroing 101.
>>32904632>can get guys with ease>always goes after girlsbeing Cynthia si suffering
>>32904725Chet is so experienced too, I'm disappointed in him. Unless HE's the one who's got HER where he wants her!
>>32904725I think it would apply to all villains. Not just female ones.
>>32904708Dire Elephant or even better Dire Giant Sponge.
>>32904751Even the best can get caught off guard.
==================================>And so the A-Class falls.>Cynthia continues on her way to her home when she hears another person call out to her in a rather unsure voice.JR: "M-Monster Master! Stop right there! I know you're Rena's friend and all but... I'm here to stop you! Sorry!""... Pft."A little C-Class? I've seen her before. She's that nerd who's obsessed with dear little Rena.How sad."I'm busy, sweetie. Go play Hero elsewhere~"JR: "I mean it! Stop!">She keeps going.JR: "Totally serious!""Ha, or what? You'll shoot me?"=BANG="..!"
>>32904815That's The Void's kid. You don't want to make that guy mad, right?
>>32904815I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT. BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. WHHHHHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME
>>32904815Okay, trash her shit.
Rolled 7>>32904815TENTACLE MODE, GO
>>32904815threaten her with the sad box
>>32904815Charge her in a straight line with your arms up in the air.
>>32904815JADEJADE NOYOU FUCKED UP, JADEALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT FUCK UP, JADE
>>32904815Hey, that's the Void's kid. And some villain that uses exploding spinning tops.You can't really hurt her, that'd make your colleague upset.You can, however, molest the crap out of her.
Rolled 5>>32904815Tentacle mode,Like in her fanfiction.what happen to Chet?
>>32904815Oh man that's gonna leave a scar.
>>32904815She's a hero who also works as a villain. This means that she's a hero who backs up her threats. Be cautious,
>>32904815Jade, I will bribe you 50 dollars to not stop me, and you'll be paid by the villains for accepting a bribe.I'm just stealing some terrarium stuff here, no need to get all gunsy.
>>32904815Turn into something immune to bullets and just walk away. Don't beat her, she's a part-time Villain.Oh and the girl has temper issue. So don't mock her or anything.
>>32904815Show her the difference in your ranks. Hurt her... a little.
>>32904892Chicks dig scars.
>>32904815If you do beat her up, drop some villainy wisdom as well. Maybe take her on as an apprentice.
>>32904815>"Ha, or what? You'll shoot me?"By the way, the girl didn't miss with that one, she actually aimed just to scratch you. She's great shot. And by that I mean if sniping skills were hereditary and Simo Häyhä had a child with genderswapped Vasilij Zajcev, she would be that child.
>>32904815Oh, be careful. She is a very good shot.Turn into something with some armor, or will otherwise not be bothered overly much by her shots. Then beat her up. Show her the difference between C-class and A-class.
>>32904815Make her mad and she'll actually kill you.
>>32905038Throw in some fire and ice resistance as well. Her guns can do elemental damage on top of everything.
>>32904815"Shooting. People. Isn't. Nice."Let's make her a thrall and send her to pester Rena.
>>32904815Don't worry Cynthia.Jade Revolver only trained against targets who dodged and tried to avoid her shots.She also is used to finding weak points on armored opponents.If you run straight at her in human form she'll panic because she never trained for that.
Can Cynthia take on a goo form?
THAT LITTLE BITCHI AM GOING TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN HER BODY, TAKE HER GUNS, AND SHOVE THEM UP HER-No.Calm down Cynthia.You're in control.Stay calm.Only hurt her a little."That wasn't very polite, girl...">Cynthia assumes her scylla form once again but this time includes thick plates of armor in her design.>The girl is a fantastic shot and even with all the armor she is able to hit every weak joint. Cynthia shifts into something that can heal faster than she can dish out damage as well as some elemental resistances. The shots still hurt but she is able to take them without slowing down much.>A tentacle whips out and snatches up one of Jade's guns. She takes cover behind a car and begins firing from there, sometimes even bouncing the bullets off of other objects to hit her from odd angles.>But the gap in power between an A-Class and C-Class is too big. Cynthia flips up the car and at the same time snatches away Jade's other gun.>The girl gasps as she's lifted into the air by the A-Class.JR: "D-don't kill me!"Hmph. If you had dared to shoot me a few months ago I just might have.But as it is I'm not in the mood. I'd really much rather get home and test out this terrarium stuff.But I can't just let her go.>Jade sways in the air, her hand desperately trying to grab something on her head. The headband, perhaps?But what should I do with her...
>>32905150Chide her for resorting to force instead of talking seriously, like Rena does.
Rolled 8>>32905150Remove the headband, and show her the reality vs the fiction of being molested by tentacle mosters
Rolled 15>>32905150Abuse her.
>>32905150Force her to be your servant for the day!You got any idea how much cleaning a terrarium needs?
>>32905150Tie her up with webbing and leave her in an etiquette class.
>>32905150Let her go and give her back her guns. Then turn your back on her.
>>32905150Permanent marker moustache.
>>32905150Make her your thrall; have her go pester Rena in a way that will embarrass her when it wears off.
>>32905150>But what should I do with her...Are you feeling naughty Cynthia?
>>32905150Now she has to help you set up the terrarium.
>>32905150>But what should I do with her...
>>32905150Spider up and leave her webbed where someone will eventually find her
>>32905150Tell her that if she tries anything funny you'll rip her apart like a wishing bone. And even worse, you'll tell her dad about her acting all heroic.Then proceed to give her a lesson about how she shouldn't shoot to kill if she isn't ready to die herself, and how she's a lousy hero for attacking like that.Then offer to teach her how to control her anger and to be a proper villain if she works for you for a while.
>>32905150Restrain her hands and ask her what she's trying to reach. Take off her headband and inspect it.As for what punishment to inflict, I don't know, punch her in the gut then toss her in the dumpster? Also hide her guns under the dumpster so she can't get at them for a while.
>>32905150Paralytic venom? Bind her in spider webs? Whatever it is, drop her off at Rena's apartment. Hell, maybe Rena will help you build the terrarium.
>>32905150Take her captive, have her go with you.Just keep the guns while she's your captive, she's not really dangerous without them, so you won't even have to tie her or anything (unless you're into that sort of stuff, but even then it's probably not a good idea, the girl is like 14).Anyway, she's a huge Rena fangirl and actually her friend so maybe she could know something about her that will be useful.
>>32905150Sad box time
>>32905150Make her write incredibly lewd fanfiction about you and Sparkle or you and Rena. Or both
>>32905150Make herhelp you set it up!
>>32905150Force her to build the terrarium for you
>>32905245Oooh wait tying her up in spidersilk and putting her somewhere embarassing is probably the best thing to do.Just don't fuck with her guns.
>>32905273This may be the best idea.
strip her and dress her in webbing.
steal her soma
>>32905150Brustle her brows
>>32905150Confescate her guns and headband before scolding her and moving on.
>>32905150ruffle her hair
>>32905266Punishment generally shouldn't be something people would do anyway on their own.
>>32905371Brustle the brows!
>Cynthia grabs the girl's headband. With the push of a button it turns into a tiny gun. She tosses it aside and glares at the girl. More tentacles grip the girl's limbs and keep her tightly in place as the Villain brings her closer."Little girl, you need to be more careful. You think this is a game? If I were more serious I could have killed you and that would be it. You don't shoot someone like that, especially if you don't want to die. I think you should just invest in some rubber bullets or something. Maybe not shoot before talking? Just some advice."JR: "Okay... W-what are you going to do to me?""First, I'm going to take you to my home and you're going to help me put this damn thing together. After that I'm going to teach you some respect, C-Class. Then... I'll think of it as I go along. Come on.">Cynthia picks up the girl's guns and drags her away.==================================>A few hours later Rena hears a knock on her door. She opens it to find Jade Revolver in a sad box.R: "..."1/2
>>32905371Think of it less as punishment and more as using her powers of creating the future to create a desirable outcome
>>32905440Meanwhile, Jade's mind is rapidly forming new fanfics based on silk, tentacles, and magical girls.
>>32905440She looks sad.
>>32905440Rena: "Maybe you should ship Cynthia and Alt Sparkle. I think they'd be happier if they were together."Captcha: Lawyer groodyi
>>32905440Did Cynthia make that gag out of her own spiderweb?
>>32905468So you mean the flatfics that we haven't had in a while?
>>32905440I was pretty sure Cynthia was into that already, but I guess it's confirmed now.
>>32905440I wish I had some one delivering webbed up Chaikas to me.
>>32905440>Cynthia is finally able to relax in her nice warm terrarium. She wasn't quite sure how to put it together but luckily her slave was able to help out a bit. As she relaxes and lets all her worries slip away she hears a series of rapid knocks on the door.Goddammit...I know those knocks.It's -her-.
>>32905487Or maybe she shops in the same place as Rider.
>>32905440>Cynthia grabs the girl's headband. With the push of a button it turns into a tiny gun.For a second I was worried Jade also became Magical Girl somehow.>dat ball-gagWhat a lucky happenstance you just had one at hand... riiiight?
>>32905504Haha.Time for Hot Coffee
>>32905504Oh, well, might as well say hi.She found your new hideout anyway.
>>32905504Ignore knocs and keep relaxing.
>>32905504Don't be mean to her.
>>32905504Yell "Come in" and refuse to move.
>>32905504She's not gonna go away, you know.If you don't answer it, she's just going to vibrate through the door.
>>32905504You don't deserve Caffornicator. She's too good for you.
>>32905504See what she wants. Don't be rude.Maybe she just needs to take a nap in a comfy terrarium.
>>32905504>It's -her-.Given how many people you have a beef with, this doesn't really tell us anything. Well, except that it's a girl.
>>32905504Let her in anyways.
>>32905504Just hear her out and politely decline any requests for sapphic sex. I'm sure she'll listen.
>>32905504Okay, look. The problem with you and Caffornicator is that you haven't clearly communicated with her about why she bothers you, so she's just trying her best to get your attention. Also she's socially inept and is unable to sleep so her brain's fried.Talk to her instead of just biting her or whatever. If you have any way of forcing someone to sleep you could do that in exchange for her leaving you alone.
Rolled 6Go offer to have sex with her if she agrees to leave you alone forever after.
>>32905504"Let yourself in."
>>32905606This person said what I wanted to say, but better.
In another universe Cynthia prefers to be a bit more direct.
>>32905504>>32905606CAN you force her to sleep?Is there any monster power that does that?Because caffo really needs some sleep.
>>32905606Seconded. Listen to this guy (gal?).
>>32905606Cynthia is not the best communicator if you haven't noticed. I don't think she will succeed at talking it out.
I am not getting up form this spot. Ever.>>32905606I can't make her fall asleep...But I can talk to her.Mostly because I was serious about not getting up from this spot. That just isn't happening right now."Come in.">Caffornicator vibrates into the building and sidesteps the dozens of traps Cynthia has set up. She wasn't expecting any of them to really hit her anyway."Caffornicator..."CF: "Hehe... Hey. What's up?""I'm laying down. You?"CF: "Not much..."See. I'm definitely not biting her. Just talking.Now to let her down as gently as possible."That's nice. Caffornicator, I need to discuss something with you. I-"CF: "Actually... I came here to say something important.""Oh?"CF: "Yeah... I... A friend of mine has uhm... Come back into my life recently and uh... I'm not really sure how to say this but... We can't really spend as much time together, hehe... I know you had a lotta fun with the biting and grappling and all that but... I'm really sorry... Shit, I'm not too used to uh... Turning people down. I'm sorry, MM. We cool?""................................................."
>>32905767yes. Yes we're cool.
Not cool. You're actually quite warm!
>>32905767"We are cooler than cool. We are so cool."
>>32905767Well, C, you just got dumped.
Rolled 51>>32905767So that's... good, right? Or do you feel disappointed?
>>32905767U WOT M8but srs, we coo
>>32905767Accept the gift horse with dignity and grace. Don't look it in the mouth.
>>32905767How do you actually feel about this, Cynthia?
>>32905767Hey, you got what you wanted, right?Unless you actually like Caffo.
>>32905767"I was never interested in you."
>>32905767Nooooo! You are mine!
>>32905767Tell her you'll fight for her.
>>32905767That's right Cynthia. No one likes you. You should just leave the city and get eaten by something. No one would really miss you. They'd probably be happier.
>>32905767Tell us how you really feel, Cynthia.
>>32905767Feel the jealousy overtake you.
>>32905767Admit that while you are surprised, you're more relieved. You were hoping for a friendship, and didn't know how to say it, and you're pleased that things worked out so well. Then talk about benben and the terrarium.
>>32905767You got dumped by someone you didn't even want.Ouch.
>>32905767Why yes we are cool!who is it
>>32905767Hahahaha. Oh lordy. Tell her that wasn't fun for you. She has a lot to make up for putting you through that.If she wants your forgiveness she will have to do favors for you until you feel like it's made up for all the grief.
>>32905767Tell her how you really feel about her bothering you all the time.
>>32905767>UpdateEh, your cool.Need to get off the caffine drugs anyway
>>32905767Celebrate by turning into a drowsee and make her fall asleep.
>>32905870Nice.It's Rider. I wonder if she's having this same conversation with Bridgette now.
>>32905903Poor Bridgette, she's the real victim here.
>>32905767Ask if she has any single friendsLike Olivia
>>32905922The sisters never have any luck
>>32905922Aren't there any villains who do SCIENCE who could make a gay ray for her?
>>32905767Well this is great, right? Now Caffornicator won't bother you or contact you outside of work-related or world-endangering circumstances! You can bask in the warmth of your terrarium in solitude whenever you want.
>>32905939At least Cynthia crafts her own bad luck through being an ass.Brigette spent tons of time and effort being a good friend last thread with the end result of enabling Rider to get with Caffo and go off the market.
>>32905949Dunno about that but they probably can build a tsunde-ray.
>>32905767Well, be glad for her. You both got what you wanted, sorta.Then invite her in to tell you everything about it. Might as well make a new friend, right?
>>32905722The worst thing about being at work is being denied the time to make suggestions like "investigate ticklishness of Fujoshi"
>>32905903Personally I'm wondering if they're just gonna be best friends, and Rider is still interested in Bridgette.
>>32905767Wait, does caffornicator not do open relationships? I wouldn't have expected that.
>>32905956Eh, bridgette will find someone eventually.
>>32905767Oh look, another chance for love ruined because you're afraid of letting people get close to you.
"Yeah. We're cool. Good for you."CF: "Oh man... I was worried you'd be upset...""Actually, I'm not. I hated every single moment we were together. Me biting you was not a symbol of affection. I was trying to end your life. I can't stand you."CF: "Huh..?""I said I hate you, you addled brained idiot. You leaving me alone will be the best news I've had in weeks."CF: "Oh... I... Hehe... Yeah, sorry man. I uh... I didn't know... Uh... Seeya.""Bye.">She leaves."......">Cynthia grabs her pillow.
>>32905504Your pillow is blushing
>>32906016I'd prefer it to be sooner rather than later
>>32906037Alonelike you'll always be
>>32906037A little harsh but good, but you need some friends of your own.
>>32906037Just sleep it off. You'll feel better after napping.
>>32906037Lie downTry not to cry
>>32906037Tsuntsun is bad, Comrade Cynthia!Bad for the heart~
>>32906080>cry a lot
Rolled 2>>32906037Switch to Future Benben!
>>32906037Aw man. Now I feel bad.That may have been a bit harsher than you wanted.
Call Chet.Ask him if he'd like to have some coffee together during time off.
>>32906037That all could've been avoided you know, if you had just talked to her. But it's over now. You're gonna be okay.Is Rena the only girl you've really had your eye on? Maybe you should try approaching her with human legs but not as a succubus and ask her if she thinks they look nice, still. Imagine, you being the one to squeeze milk from that rock?
>>32906131He's probably getting a blood transfusion at the moment.
Definate communication issues.But she wouldn't be Cynthia if she wasnt prickly as all-get-out
>>32906131ew, leave Chet aloneHe's too dumb and too pure
>>32906037You are a horrible person and you deserve to be alone.
>>32906037This is a good thing, right?
>>32906037Does the pillow have an "other" side?
>>32906188Aw, she's totally not.She just has issues. Like the whole leg thing.I don't think many of the monster kids had a great childhood.
>>32906037See? This is why you're still alone. You might want to reflect on that a bit.
>>32906131>Chet x CynthiaDo not want.Chet should have been gay for maximum FreddieUnrelated, we need more Velocity Raptor. He was the coolest part of early HQ.
Call mom and cry?
>>32906037Call up BridgetteBe alone together
>>32906037And how does that make you feel?
>>32906241Cynth x Raptor?
>>32906241Nah, Maximum Freddie has his own romance issues to resolve.
>>32906037Wow, even your stalker don't want anything from you.
>>32906246I think the biggest problem right now is venting.How do you vent about something youre in complete self-denial about?I guess the first step is finding someone else to blame.
>>32906266She's break him.Accidentally.
>>32906037Well, that's that. You're alone.Does it make you happy?
>>32906037Run after her you idiot. Don't lose a possible friend, you'll end up alone forever.
>>32906290> STALK CAFFORNICATOR
>>32906309> Run after someone who moves at light speedNot very likely
>>32906309>running after CaffoI don't think there is any single thing in the universe that is more futile than that.
Rolled 17>>32906313Better: Follow her, find out who she's with, and proceed with NTR
>>32906037Do you have any friends? I don't count people that tolerate you because of your family, like Sparkle and Rena, but actual friends.Wow, a friendless virgin still hung up on her first love. And she's getting old too. What a loser.
>>32906327It's the thought that counts. Either she'll try to change, or she'll end up alone forever.
>>32906227I dunno man, she only really has two modes: Bitch, and Tease.Neither of which are particularly conductive to having friends or relationships of any kind, really. If she has issues, she should see a therapist, rather than driving everyone else away and pretending that she likes being alone.Caffornicator was probably the first person to actually take an interest in her for a long time. And that's kind of sad, but at the same time she bought it on herself.
>>32906037>Cry. Cry a lot
>>32906354>Kicking Cynthia while she's downDespicable.
>>32906200...Of course it is...>>32906112====================================EotW: "FUFUFU~! Foolish Hero! Did you truly think you could stop ME!? The Empress of the World!? My magical eyes won't allow you to harm a single hair on my head! Your Sparkle Blasts are useless! Now, kneel before me peasant!"Darn it...She's right...I can't hit her so long as she's like that!But I don't know what else to do...
Rolled 12>>32906433Throw a rock! You can do it!
>>32906433STRIPPOSEWHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED KICK HER IN THE CUNT
>>32906433Have a dramatic flashback about how things came to this?
>>32906433My godIt's finally hereThe ship to end all ships. This is what everything has been building up to. We have been playing hero/villain eugenics specifically to create this pairing.
>>32906433Draw upon THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP...You do have friends, right?
>>32906433Ask her out.
>>32906433Threaten her teddy bear
>>32906433Ask her about her life story, as if you just met.It's odd but she might be too enamored with herself to refuse. It will give you time to think.
>>32906433>Empress of the WorldOh my God.Time to bluff it up. Kneel on one knee, pretend to surrender, claim how there's no one more beautiful and strong and smart as she is, all that bullshit. Then throw a rock at her while her guard's down.
>>32906433Use your wings to blow wind at her! It'll either force her to cover her eyes, or blow her hair out of the way!
>>32906433Pocket sand? If she closes her eyes you can hit her again.
>>32906433I do not understand what is happening.Quick, use your attractive hair to paralyze her. Or throw a rock. Or fool her.You've got a wide range if things you can do.
>>32906488Oooh, good thought. If we can lure her into a monologue, that could be twenty or thirty minutes thinking time, easy.
>>32906433What is her master plan?Her master plan is to force you to go to prom with her
>>32906433shit sonyou look like a girlshit, why's your hair so long?shit sonshiiiieeeeeeeeeeetget a haircut
>>32906433Throw your hat directly at her face to create a blind spot where you can surprise her from.>>32906549Silence
>>32906433>>32906530Make her Ahegao from headpats
>>32906433Use your spider powers to make a web and try to lure her into it! You'll be able to capture her without harming her.
>>32906433Tenderly embrace her and ask her out
>>32906433Close your eyes and start punching the air!Be sure to shout ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>32906433You done goofed, BenBen. Should've known better than gotten yourself in this mess.
>>32906482This. Throw her off balance, then steal her teddy bear.
>>32906433Go full Garou on her.
>>32906433Either throw a rock or ruffle her hair. Hey, ruffling isn't HARMING the hair on her head.
>>32906654*gasp*You dog you
Right... Appeal to her vanity...>BenBen drops to one knee and surrenders. He begins to praise the Empress of the World for her beauty and intelligence.>The tiny empress gives another Fufufu and gestures grandly.EotW: "But of course. It is natural to give into something obviously more superior than yourself. Now you shall be my servant for all eternity!"Her eyes are closed!>BenBen acts on instinct and grabs the nearest item...>A rock.>He chucks it at the Empress of the World as hard as he can. It hits her mid laugh and silences the tyrant.>Tears begin to well up in her eyes.EotW: "W-why would you throw a rock at me!? That hurt!"
>>32906433Complement her teddy bear, then while she is looking away, grab your mirror and reflect her mindcontrol against herself
>>32906701I thought it was a precious gem! I was offering it to you!
>>32906701thats just some straight out rena shenanigans right there.
>>32906701OH GODYOU FUCKED UPGET OVER THERE AND APOLOGIZE JESUS FUCK
>>32906701This reminds me of a certain S-Class..
>>32906701Because it hurts others when you try to make them your slaves for all eternity!On the inside!Your enslavement is just like throwing rocks!
>>32906701Are you rejecting this token of my affection?
>>32906701ApologizeTake her into tour armsKISS THE GIRL
>>32906701She's bleeding! Go apply first aid, you big jerk!
>>32906704No, you fool! That'll just make her want to shamelessly praise herself. She already does that! It'll just make her WORSE!
>>32906727Will Benben have Rena's obtuseness about all the hearts he's breaking?
>>32906731This may be appropriate as well.
>>32906701Panic and go up to her.Take the handkerchief mummy always gives you and wipes her nose.
>>32906701"My mom can beat up your moms!"Then run away.
>>32906701No follow up with an extra bright flash of magic to seal her eyes shut!"Did you really think you could match me without outsmarting me? Who do you think I am?"
>>32906701Point to mook #212, "It was him!"
>>32906755>implying we'll let him>Captcha: intimacy seuested
>>32906701BECAUSE WHILE YOU MAY BE BEAUTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT, YOU HAVE NOT EARNED MY LOYALTY, AFFECTION OF LOVE. AND IF YOU CONTINUE TO SEEK TO CONTROL OTHERS, YOU NEVER WILL. REPENT, VILLAIN, AND YOU MAY YET FIND A BETTER WAY.
>>32906701When do we get to the part where we go back in time to save the future.
>>32906701Hello Ben.I don't think we've talked like this before.We are... the voices.
>>32906701"Didn't you mom ever teach you that mind control is for jerks?"
>>32906701Why are so many villains surprised that people fight back?
>>32906701BEN! What happened to your godmother?!
Um.. seriously, what just happened?
>>32906813Actually, she wasn't trying mind control.
>>32906799>OF LOVEOR LOVE
>>32906798Fine, then, Benben should tackle her while her guard's down and ask her out.>>32906828Timeskip.
>>32906828Benben is a hero in the future and is fighting Queen and raindrops kid.Also Benben has picked up Rena's rock throwing shenanigans.
>>32906798We tried not to make Rena as dense and as sexual as a rock. But things didn't work out that way.
>>32906828We switched perspectives. We do this all the time.
>>32906886Yes but tipically those perspectives don't come with a multi-year time-skip.
Oh gosh!I wasn't supposed to throw rocks anymore!I promised mom I would stop throwing rocks!>BenBen climbs onto the platform and approaches the Empress of the World."H-hey, you okay..?"EotW: "No, I'm not okay! That really hurt! I'm telling your mom on you!""N-no! Come on! You were being evil! I had to stop you!"EotW: "I don't care!""Please, come on! I'll do anything!"EotW: "-sniffle- Anything?"==================================1/2
>>32906922NO BENBEN, IT'S A TRAP!
>>32906935Nah, that was Lolu. This one is legit.
>>32906935They're both traps?
>>32906922Inb4 DDR for 12 hours.
>>32906037That's what you get for being tsundere
>>32906965I can dig it
>>32906922>"Please, come on! I'll do anything!"All most anything you dumbass.
>>32906967Smalltime. Assume octopus form.
>>32906922It's like I'm watching a more girly Rena, except she's a guy now.
>>32906935Well, since her villain name is Empress, I'm like, 95% sure that it's actually a chick this time. Pretty sure.
===================================>>32906922JR: "And then she made him go out on a date with her! She just showed him off to everyone but he ran into this girl, her name is The Otaku, (Cosplay Lass's kid btw) and it turns out SHE really likes BenBen! So it's this super cute and awesome love triangle! And then-"I swear, this girl has some imagination...
>>32906922BENBENNEVER PROMISE TO DO -ANYTHING-
>>32907004Oh my god jade stop being so cute fuck
>>32907004RENA, FIND CYNTHIA NOW!
>>32907004Oh lolJade shine on you crazy diamond
>>32907004So ends another chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it! Sorry for the random little interlude but I was out of chapter material but not out of update space.Anyway, I'll be posting the next start time on the twitter as usual.Thanks again for reading!
>>32907004Jesus Christ, Cosplay Lass actually managed to convince/coerce someone to ...
>>32907007This is so much better without the goddamn text. Whoever put it on there is an idiot.
>>32907004>JR's breaking reality in half againwell holy shit.
>>32907004Rena, justJust put that ballgag back in her mouth
>>32907047Bridgette, drink more Powerade.
>>32907047Poor bridgette.I want her to have a better life.>>32907004>JR being a prophetI love this kid
>>32907004Rena, I think we need to be on suicide watch for Cynthia
>>32907004But you already know some of her stories come true. Psst we just saw some of that story ourselves, it's true.Give Cynthia a call, she might want to hang out. P.S. do you like her legs when she's NOT a succubus?
>>32907047>Bridgette Realizes She Just Cockblocked Herself.png...Did I miss something? Because I think I missed something.
>>32907104She got Caffo and Rider back together.
>>32907047You know Bridgette, if you're really getting desperate, I'm sure you can just summon and control someone.
>>32907055>10 seconds in MS Paint
>>32907104She was the one who made the thing that let Rider get time off.Resulting in her going to caffo.Resulting in no riderpoon for Bridgette.
>>32907047Thanks LarroThanks Jade Revolver
>>32907086What was all this about Rena liking Cynthia's legs?>>32907047Bridgette, why must you suffer so
>>32907126Can I trust you to use this one in future?
>>32907004New protocol for RoboMaid. Take off the gag last when dealing with Jade.
>>32907004Well, at least Jade's back. Apparently being near Rena is enough to make her forget whatever horrible things Cynthia put her through.
So have we just dropped all pretense now?This quest is just about making Bridgette and Cynthia suffer as much as possible, with some minor justification for the latter, right?
>>32907047Just go to the happy couple and ask for a threesome
>>32907172How about she doesn't take off the gag.
>>32907181they shouldn't be monsters if they don't want to suffer so much
>>32907047Thanks for running, man. Great thread as always.See you next time.
>>32907181Not really?It just sort of happens on accident.We're TRYING to help them.
>>32907196Rena and RoboMaid aren't FCC-Man tier yet to do that.
>>32905496We need Jade to do a "mweeh" at least once now.
>>32907193The only couple I recall is Ben and MVS, and that's out because Ben is kinda her brother.
>>32907181>minor justification for the latter>she's done nothing but torment and trick us>the one time we played a minor prank on her, she ripped out every bone in our body in a way that made even edgemaster Sparkle shudder.Cynthia is literally the character I hate most in this quest. I'd rather see Robomaids creator happy than her. I can't believe you betabitches keep sucking up to her.
>>32907134She wasn't gonna get any riderpoon until Rider had time off anyway.>>32907146She said her legs were nice and she should show them off more.
>>32907047I now see that we must devote every waking moment in this story to getting Bridgette some action. And Cynthia.
>>32907181EVERYONE'S suffering. Except for Rena. And the Sparkle family. And Mr. and Mrs. Monster.But aside from them everyone suffers.
>>32906404>Bitch, and TeaseHave you met her mother?
>>32907047When do we see Lord Death and Threepunch Man going on a date?
>>32907229Clearly you haven't read enough hentai
>>32907248There's a lot of damn suffering around, but I'd like to help bridgette and cynthia.
>>32907248Well, Cynthia can go for altSparkle, I guess.Bridgette could try to hit on Olivia (former Edgemurder), Celeste (former Anti-Hero), or the Teal Ranger.
>>32907262No and honestly 3PM is one of the weaker links in this quest, this quest is best when it rolls on its own crazy rules instead of trying to connect itself to One Punch Man's canon.
>>32907055>Whoever put it on there is an idiot.The artist did. It's from DeviantArt.
>>32907335That doesn't mean they can't be fuck up their own creations.
>>32907281Bridgette should just try accosting civilians.It's how she met rena.
>>32907250Nah, most people have distinctly neutral lives, and a lot of characters are ending up pretty happyBut Bridgette and Cynthia just end up miserable for basically no reason. Well, okay, Cynthia ends up miserable because she acts like a huge bitch a lot of the time, but Bridgette hardly deserves her lot in life.
>>32907250I like how out of the Monster siblings, the (arguably) most fucked up one is doing the best, and the most human of them is suffering the most
>>32907352Bridgette should be more creative with her evildoings. She mostly just goes around breaking things and attacking people.
>>32906037Is Cynthia crying in the second panel
>>32907380Well, she is the youngest of the bunch, so it's kinda understandable that she's inexperienced.Girl needs to train. She does have the summoning abilities, some basic shapeshifting, and was capable of throwing fireballs around through her wands.And, considering how her love life's going on, she'll soon be a Wizard.
>>32907380To be fair, she was successful the last outing she did.
>>32906433Seduce, of course
>>32906935Ben is probably the only trap here
<???> i wonder if as rider, we had chosen to go find bridgette, things would have gone differently.<Larro> ???: Yes.What the christ.Larrrrrooooooo
>>32907438Only on the inside.
>>32907004So what exactly were they doing? Was the little girl doing something evil, or were they just kids at the playground?
>>32907235I want her to stop suffering, but that's because I want her to stop being a huge bitch all the time and those two things are pretty much directly related
>>32907510...That's what we did.
>>32907510nononononoWe must help bridgetteOh gawd
>>32907510What irc room is this from?
>>32907510Well if you think about it that doesn't mean much. If she'd gone to see anyone then things would have been different. That's just common sense. A better question would be that if we'd chosen to see Bridgette first would they be going out or something like that.
Okay.So.Monster sisters crisis brainstorming.WHO can we set them up with?
>>32907510Hey, at least Caffo's suffering is less severe.
>>32907596Yeah, caffo went from EXTREME SUFFERING to not so bad!
>>32907596Yea but it promised to help 4 girls.Now only 2.
>>32906913There was the one flashback to sparkle's first day as a hero.
>>32907621>>32907627These dating pools are not large, and don't have great compatibility. We need to expand them.
>>32907510I justI want Bridgette to be happyI don't care if she ends up with a genderless, pale blob from outside time at this point. The /u/-boat in me has already been absorbed by the general desire for her to be happy.
>>32907627How old is Hourglass, actually? She seems to be older than most heroes and villains we've met.I figured she's either a bit older than Sparkle and Cynthia, or around Raindrops' age.
>>32907690But that was a flashback at the start of a thread. Not a juxtaposition mid post.Anyways its all good now.
>>32907596Because she is such a best. Seriously, she was the only one willing to sacrifice something she loved to save Sparkle
>>32907728She has time controlShe's as old as she wants to be.
>>32907690It's also where we ruined Cynthia for life
>>32907229There's raindrops and queenie.
Before I forget, the last thread finished with 552 posts.This one currently has 647.
if bridgette was into dudes, she could still totally meet up with shadow man.
>>32907004Jade is the best girl
>>32907543Well, if she stops being a huge bitch I'll be ok with her no longer suffering. I really wish people would have Rena call her out for her behavior though.
>>32907905Rena's done that in multiple situations. People tend to ignore her.
>>32907905>I really wish people would have Rena call her out for her behavior though.Seconded. Maybe Sparkle too, considering how she can be an asshole.
>>32907905I think Cynthia has something actually wrong with her. She was just about to tear Jade Revolver up but she actually had to calm herself down.Maybe she just has a hard time maintaining relationships because she's part monster.
>>32908005If Ben could get over it she can too.
>>32908005>>32908026She -is- getting over it.She's just having a rocky time.
>>32907963The problem is that she's used to thinking of herself as the only person in the room with a working brain, so she just doesn't think that other people are worth listening to or sharing important information with.The other problem is that, when Sparkle messes things up, it tends to affect other people instead of herself.
>>32907938Not really, there was one case where Cynthia called someone manipulative or something and Rena said, "Oh, just like you."All the other interactions have had people sucking up to Cyn like little pussies.
>>32908026Yeah, but Ben has someone to support him. Cynthia has nobody, and considering how she's acting like a bitch all the time, she won't have anybody anytime soon.
>>32908123Ben was WAY farther gone than Cynthia, and he still managed to repress his instincts to get Sparkle.Cynthia has no excuse.
>>32908078That's not because she's right, it's because she's not worth trying to talk to. She's more likely to lose her temper than to get anything through her veil of smugness.
>>32908176And yet we keep talking to her.
>>32908078That was when Caffo was stalking her.
>>32908169After beating the shit out of several heroes and sparkle a little.
>>32908245Even so, he stopped being full monstercrazy long enough to talk to Sparkle.
>>32908245He didn't beat up anyone. They all attacked him and did zero damage. He then went after Sparkle to get her autograph. She though he was attacking him and kept teleporting away to draw him away from the other heroes. When he caught up because she was out of mana all he did was hold out an autograph book. No beatings took place.
>>32907846Now we're at 666 posts!
>>32908317You're one off, although it is 666 posts as of this one.
>>32908169To be fair, he accidentally bullied Sparkle into going on their first date and she just happened to be his everything. It's not like Cynthia had the same chance
Oh cynthia. If only you liked chet. All this would be easy.
>>32908344>>32908345It was 666 posts (or 665 replies, which doesn't include the OP) when I posted that, counting the post itself.Which makes it currently 671.
>>32908362Yeah, because she acts like a massive bitch and drives everyone away. She's never had that chance because she's never gone for it.
Cynthia and bridgette should just have some bonding and "I don't need no man/woman/romantic partner" time.
>>32908561Strong independent monstergirl who don't need no man?
Dear Bridgette, What are you going to do when you realise your ward ruined Caff and Cynthia budding relationship?YoursAnon
>>32908597"If I can't be happy and have a gf, neither can my sister."-Bridgette
>>32908572Yes. Or at least a bit of fun things that are also healthy.Bridgette still needs to take up gardening.
>>32908678There's still hope. We just need to convince rena to use the sword on herself to fall in love with bridgette the next time we control her.
>>32908410Definitely. The situation with Caffornicator is proof of that. However, never once has her advances been reciprocated. Of course if they were she would just ruin it by being a huge bitch, but she never even had the chance to ruin what Ben got
>>32908317And now it's 682.
>>32908805>682Cynthia: the impossible to date lizard
Cynthia should go ara ara~ in QoTW's club right next to the zombie girl. And bridgette.They can all drink together and commiserate in their suffering.
>>32908760>made advances on Rena, got turned down not just because Rena is asexual but also because Cynthia literally tortures her>made advances on Sparkle, got turned down because her advances were literally her just attacking Sparkle, would probably have tortured her like Rena if she ever won>makes advances on Chet (?), then just uses them as distractions to defeat himI miss anyone? Ben got the chance because he kept being tolerable around Sparkle for a while. Cynthia was never tolerable.
>>32908824Does anyone have the drawings of an scp-682 monstergirl?
>>32908838And then, a party of three young heroes can try to pick them up one night.Hijinks ensue.
>>32908852Like I said, none of them ever liked her attention(mostly because she is a huge, manipulative torture bitch), though I'd one did she would probably just push them away.
>>32908857This is all I got.>>32908908If she could be nice for even an hour she'd have the same chance Ben had. It's completely her fault that she doesn't.
>>32908805We made it to 690. That's kind of an unusual number.
>>32908958>It's completely her fault that she doesn't.That's what I'm saying
>>32908963Last-second post messed up the count. Now it's 693.
>>32908974Ok. I was under the impression that you were saying Cynthia was a little less to blame in >>32908362 because she never got the chance Ben got, so I was arguing that she's had that chance with multiple people, but never taken it by driving them away. Sorry for the confusion.
>>32909132Nah, I'm just saying she hasn't had a chance yet to fuck up in the exact same situation where Ben succeeded, just similar ones.I think the main issue is she doesnt know what she wants while Ben did.
>>32909247Cynthia needs a knight in shining armor. To fight.She needs a rival.
>>32909411She's stronger than most S-Class. I don't know if she has any rivals.
>>32909411Now I'm imagining some new A-Class hero lady knight trying to take Cynthia on
>>32909472But it's what she needs.It's why her relationship with sparkle wasn't what she wanted. sparkle never gave her good fights.
>>32909500She likes attention, but I don't think she'd like competition.Also, this is 701 posts.
>>32909496That's a good thing to imagine.
>>32909500I dunno about that, I'm sure Sparkle gave her a few.Even if she didn't, I don't think Cynthia ever wanted good fights.