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>>32900752
Oh is it that time of the day already?

Hey, I was thinking, Anaru and Senketsu shares the same motivation in the end (DO IT FOR HER), but not for the same person.

just gonna leave this in here
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=153612&n=What+Nonon+really+wanted+to+say.swf

>>32900959
Do it for her is the grand unifying theme of KLK. Whether it's for your Sunday best, your waifu, your dead waifu, your evil exwaifu, your sister, your dead sister, your bestie, your empress, your mother, or your Ancestral Race, everyone does it for her.

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Daily reminder

>>32901418

The pitter-patter of the feet of little sooksters and pomps echos through the halls.

>>32901444
>sooksters
I thought it was sootskers?

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>>32900752

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42_h8hBtWI

"Go, go, go!" Sanageyama Uzu cries, waving on his endless delinquent forces. A pair of COVERS quickly descend upon him and he swats them away viciously, scoffing when one gets a hold of his shinai and throws it down the hill.

"Boss!" His henchmen cry as one. Uzu flees the enemies and catches up to them, everyone moving as one to evade the COVERS.

"These are just scouts," he hisses, panting as everyone runs as fast as their legs will carry them. "If we don't get outta here quick-"

"BOSS! PROBLEM!"

There, flying high over the mountains and approaching quickly, is a massive armada of COVERS. Their numbers begin to blot out the sky as they approach, and fear immediately grips Uzu's heart.

This is where you come in.

High above in the helicopter and rapidly approaching the scene, you and Satsuki check yourselves over.

Fists, check.

"Uh..." You mumble, looking at your hands while Satsuki busies herself with checking the integrity of her Bakuzan, Tailor's Dagger and Glove, Sewing Pistols, Starch Grenades...

She looks up at you, curious. "Do you have everything you need, Anaru?"

She looks at you, you look at her. Her expression is nowhere near as harsh and cold as it typically is, reserved for these moments where the two of you are alone. She blinks those beautiful eyes, and you glance back down.

"Yeah, I'm good."

"Are you sure? What all are you bringing with you?"

"MUH MITTS."

And you clench your fists, filling the cabin with enough pressure to shake the helicopter. You unclench them and integrity is restored.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" The pilot cries.

"Nothing!" You laugh, reaching over to pull the door open. Wind rips through the cabin and both of you stare down at the killing fields below.

The site of what is sure to be a great battle.

"You're not jumping out of here!" Satsuki yells. You shrug.

"You wanna live forever?"

Time slows as you jump out and begin your descent.

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>>32901577
>"You wanna live forever?"
>anaru does live forever
>satsuki will eventually die

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>>32901634

;_;

>>32901577
>"MUH MITTS."

TIME TO CHANNEL OUR INNER MARV!

>>32901634
>>32901655
please don't

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>>32901634
>>32901655

>final battle
>ragyou absorbs nui against her will into shiggy koukimchi
>anaru and fate give their fiber power to satsuki and ryuko respectively
>big space fight blah blah everyone comes home safe except nui(and yes senkats comes back too)
>satsuki and anaru's(and senkats and ryuko at the same on emaybe?) wedding
>very end of it
>fate throws his tux jacket off
>anaru throws fate his old raincoat
>"It was fun, Fate."
>Fate throws the jacket on and walks off to find his place in the world

why jazz, why?

>>32901634
LFs don't make you immortal, you just live longer I think.

>>32901900

>Nui gone
>Fate free
>No life fiber immortality
>wedding

Sounds like a good end to me.

>>32901900
We're all getting our happy end. No bittersweet shit that Imaishi loves to do.

Nui's not dying, against all odds.
And if she won't, blast the whole script with Getter Rays, should do the trick.

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>>32901577

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpAAi900QT8

With a sigh, she leaps after you. Fearless, undaunted. You swear, you love this woman more with every day that passes.

Falling together, the wind crashing against your bodies, you reach out for her hand and she takes it. The ground quickly approaches you and her breathing grows more frantic.

"Don't be afraid!" You cry out. She grabs you with both hands, now.

"I'm not!"

You stare at one another, falling to the Earth.

Falling stars.

A fulfilled promise.

"I'm not," she repeats.

The ground rises up to meet you and you flip forward, sending a great pulse through the field as your combined momentum is immediately terminated. You float gently to the grass below and Satsuki lands in your arms, tensed up and ready for the kill.

"Crane," you whisper, setting her down on her own two feet. "Aeternus Gratia."

"Now you're just showing off," Satsuki chuckles, looking to the pack of delinquents all the way at the top of the hill.

"Aren't I always?" You step forward, feet crunching the grass below.

She looks back at you, and a sudden gust of wind tosses her hair up. Your coats ripple from the gentle force, and only the flowing grass speaks into the air.

"This is going to be extremely dangerous," she says, one hand resting on Bakuzan. "We may not come back alive."

You don't say anything, so she turns back and starts moving up the hill.

"Try to keep up with me."

This woman, you swear...you're even rubbing off on her a little bit, and that thought as you hot on her heels as you both rush to meet your closest friend.

When at last you crest that monster of a hill, the scene that awaits you is one of turmoil and despair. A large portion of the invading force has already arrived, delinquents being devoured left and right by the COVERS onslaught.

Satsuki unsheathes Bakuzan and points far ahead, to something indistinguishable in the crowd. "There, Anaru!"

Uzu stands alone.

>>32902046

>Falling stars.
>A fulfilled promise.


I see what you fucking did there OP.

And i love it.

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>>32902046
>Uzu stands alone.

>>32901960
>Implying it won't end in Shine Spark

>>32902046
>A falling star.
>A fulfilled promise.

Throwback to the first season : Check.

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>>32902046

You and Satsuki fight to reach him, swarmed by an untold number of possessed suits.

And they keep on coming.

They keep...

On...

"-COMING!" You cry, swinging a burning fist into yet another one of them, sending it careening into its friends where they all bursts into flame and crumble into nothingness...only to be replaced by twice as many.

"UZUUUU!" You scream, fighting to reach him. Off in the distance he reaches for his collar, the three stars shining brilliantly...and ultimately fading as the Uniform goes dull, its colors forever dying.

And something terrible catches your eye, a sight you were not prepare to see. He glides through the thriving crowd of COVERS, aiming straight for Uzu.

Behind you, Satsuki cuts her way through many more of the monstrous creatures and disappears from your vision, leaving you alone to struggle against these foes and watch as Uzu is faced with his ultimate enemy.

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYeNyoYPit4

He stares impassively as a hand is brought up to wave away the COVERS, leaving the two of them to battle alone.

And those COVERS drift over to you, further separating you from the friend you absolutely must protect! Icy fear tears through your body and weakens your resolve as the COVERS assault you endlessly, occasionally blocking your line of sight.

He stands before Uzu, a hand moving up to his blue scarf. That tattered old thing, so very much like your own.

And he throws it to the wind, his coat not far behind.

"I was wondering when you'd show up," you hear Uzu laugh, knees bent and fists at the ready.

"Sorry to keep you waiting," Neganaru replies. "I am going to kill you, now. Are you ready for it?"

Uzu casts his own Uniform aside, much to your clone's surprise.

"I was born ready!"

"UZU!" You scream, pulled away and reaching out for him.

He breathes deep, arms at his side and fists clenched. He puffs out his chest and lifts his chin, eyes shining dangerously.

"Dragon."

>>32902361
Hoo boy

>>32902361
BACK AGAIN!?! god damn it!

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>>32902405

NOBODY EXPECTS THE there are two clones, ya dingus INQUISITION!

>>32902405
na I think its a new clone

>>32901577
>"You wanna live forever?"

>Time slows as you jump out and begin your descent.

http://youtu.be/kq9d43Oopps

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>>32902361
I have a really bad feelings about this.
Not a "GET THOSES FUCKING SKELETONS OFF ME" feeling, but a "Oh god why." feeling.

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INTERMISSION - EXTENDED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjSOx_gEGrg

Need time for hype and readers to build. Will deliver again with maximum power, and soon...

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>>32902428

Is this going to be Monkey's last stand, I wonder?

>>32900798
I swear to the life fibers this is one of the greatest gifs I've ever seen

99999999999.99999999/10

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>>32902504
he is a master at his craft

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>>32902504
>>32902529

In a scale of rekt to dead how fucked is Uzu against Neganaru?

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>>32902554

Only Thing He Knows For Real / 10

>>32902496
>electric shamisen status:
>[ ] ...
>[ ] tensfsy]
>[X] intensifying

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>>32900798
>>32902529
>>32902547
>vince with life fibers

>>32902498
We don't leave anyone behind.

Now, I wonder, does Nudist Beach have any squawking grenades? "This is a thirty-second bomb. This a thirty second bomb. Twenty-nine..."

>>32902565
>Jetsream Monkey

MUH dick
MUH nanomachines

>>32902565
So, stabbed in the chest, and left to bleed out in the middle of nowhere?

>>32902498
>Uzu get hit really hard
>Start bleeding, Neganaru turn to attack Sats and Anaru who are overrun by COVERs
>Uzu grab Neganaru's shoulder
>"Hey, I'm not done with you, not until we are both ashes."
>"Nani?"
>LIFE FIBER OVERDRIVE!

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>>32902529
>IT WAS ME, AAAAALLL AAALONG, RYUKO

>>32902614

Satsuki has those starch grenades. . .

>>32902529
>>32902547
Vincent Mcmahon
Professional businessman
Expert DickButt

>>32902630
http://youtu.be/fgJIrGmdphc Funnily enough

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>>32902676
>GOD FUCKING DAMN IT RUSSO STOP BOOKING THIS SHIT.

my sides!

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Just here to deliver this,don't mind me

>>32902743

Fucking awesome.

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>>32902743
WE WILL BE RICH!

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>>32902743

More please.

>>32902743
>Dad, the teacher gave me a 3/20 on my homework...
>KICK HIS ASS!

>>32902937

You know, i just realized.


Anaru's kids are going to be basically gods.

Superior Ondori genes + Superior Kiriyouin genes = Ondori Kiriyouin ultimate master race.

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>>32903151

And all the sex needed to make it happen...oh holy shit.

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>>32903188

>"Ondori... Satsuki? Hehehe, i like it."

>>32903325

Wait how do marriages work in Japan? Does the wife take the husband's name or does the husband take the wife's name?

>Kiriyuin Anaru

>>32903325
>Anaru and Satsuki get married
>Time for Ryuuko and Human!Senketsu to get married
>They enter the room
>"... Ryuuko, why are they laughing?"
>"I told you you had no sewing skills, the dress is not good!"
>Anaru walk over
>"No, the dress's fine... but usually, It's the bride that wear it..."
>"But Mako told us the opposite..."

>>32903370
Same as everywhere else, generally the wife takes the husband's name. With Souichirou it was different, since he married into the Kiryuuin family. They're just that important.

>>32903401

THIS PLEASE.

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>>32903401
>implying they wouldn't pull it off anyways

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>>32903412

I see.

>>32903401
>Mako just cover the whole noise with EEEEEEEEEEEEH?! when she realize she got it wrong

>>32903401
Mako's a visionary, her wedding planning is truly incomprehensible

>>32903508

>got it wrong.

But Senketsu is the wife, trigger said it.

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More from Flexy Plexy!

>>32903704

>The eye patch was fake

Heh

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>>32903704
Reminder

>>32903740

Shame he'll never use it.

>>32903740
I hate that site yet I can't stop laughing

>>32903740

>"The Crippler"

>>32903762
We just need to do some SCIENCE!

>>32903777
On the website it's called the special passionate fighter.

>>32903809
HAHAHAHA

>>32903740

Post Anaru and Satsuki's

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>>32903863

>>32903740
The funny thing is Yuuto's gets named The Special Passionate Fighter

Rather fitting really

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>>32903863
Ok

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>>32903900
pls

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>>32903900
I came in here to post this with some sort of witty Fate pun but Jesus Christ, that chode. Holy fuck.

>>32903900
Faaaaaaake

>>32903933
Now switch their last names to first.

Enjoy

>>32903933
>onduri

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>>32903777

>>32903944
Oh snap. That's looking pretty neat. Can't wait to see it finished.

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>>32903944
You ain't seen nothing look at these names

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>>32903994

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>>32903975
get
btfo

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>>32903900
Hah, anaru BTFO

>>32903994
>I can't walk!
>It's lupus.

>>32904036
>kiryuin
>one u
shiggy diggy

>>32903994
I love you Flex Plexico

>>32904004
Yuuto confirmed for massive crip dong

>>32904069
It's got an umlaut tho
we know how that family loves their german

Are we really comparing our main heroe's dicks?

>>32904137
Yes. Is that a problem?

>>32904137
This is /tg/, what do you expect

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Whomp

>>32904172
Does Fate have a last/family name?

For that matter, does Nui?

>>32904194
Fate Keiro and Nui Harime.

Put that in and just look upon it.

>>32903994
"Cripple me this, batman! What has four legs at the start of the day, two at midday and three in the evening?"

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>>32904217
>Fate Keiro

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>>32904217

Pretty gud

>>32904236
>Nonon walks up
>"Three legs in the evening? Sounds like you."
>Yuuto tries to keep his cool and fire back
>"And you're the one on all fours in the morning."
>"NANI SORE?"

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>>32904269

>>32904265
I didn't say Keiro Fate and Harime Nui.

I said Fate Keiro and Nui Harime. Now do it.

>>32904236
You! 4 with nonon on your lap in the morning 2 in your wheelchair and 3 at your alone time at evening!

Alright this thread is getting out of hand, time to end this.

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>>32904291

OH HOLY SHIT POOR NUI

>>32904349
Eh, she's got cartoon physics

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>>32904269
Dohohoh

>>32904070
Y-you too
>>32904269
And you owe me a pair of sides,please deliver by monday,1pm GST

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>50 min talking about characters getting married
>now
>pic related

>Affinity of Gamagoori Ira and Mankanshoku Mako
>100%

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this thread needs some hetero something fierce

>>32904403
>GST
GMT,dammit

>>32904433
>implying it's not 120%

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>>32904349
That thing couldn't be called a penis. It was too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough.

No, it was more accurate to call it a hunk of raw cock.

>>32904447

>See thay Ragyou.

10/10

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What's going on in this...
Oh lawd.

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>>32904489

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INTERMISSION END

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8k08JUReG0

>>32904447
MUH dick

>>32904653
Dicks.

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>>32902361

You're stuck between a rock and a hard place, torn between helping Sanageyama and finding Satsuki. Not to mention, there are still a great deal of Northern Kanto hooligans remaining who could very much use some help before they're all devoured!

It'll still be quite some time until backup arrives and, judging by the explosive blows that Uzu and Neganaru are now trading, that time is running short.

[ ] Find Satsuki!
[ ] Try to help Uzu!
[ ] Crush the COVERS!
[ ] Aid in the exodus!
[ ] Custom Write-In

>>32905138
>[ ] Crush the COVERS!

>>32905138
>[ ] Crush the COVERS!

They'll eventually end.

>>32905138
>[x] Crush the COVERS!

TRUST OUR FRIENDS PROVIDE THE BIGGEST HIT TO THE BIGGEST FOE

>>32905138
Aid the exodus

Haven't you people seen Red Cliff?

>>32905138
>[ ] Try to help Uzu!
>[ ] Crush the COVERS!

Satsuki's a big girl she can handle herself.

>>32905138
[x] Try to help Uzu

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>>32905138
>[ ] Crush the COVERS!

Kill them all.

>>32905138
>[ ] Try to help Uzu!

>>32905138
>[x] Try to help Uzu!

I know Uzu walked the Path with us, but we're the only one who can take out Neganaru.

>>32905138
[ ] Custom Write-In

Eat a sandwich

>>32905138
>[ ] Crush the COVERS!

>>32905209

Kill la Kill yourself.

>>32905138
>[ ] Aid in the exodus!

>>32905138
>[ ] Find Satsuki!
>[ ] Try to help Uzu!
>[x] Crush the COVERS!
>[ ] Aid in the exodus!
>[ ] Custom Write-In

>>32905240
he should eat something

>>32905138
>[x] custom: Kiss Neganaru.
How can we defeat Revocs if we don't love ourselves?

>>32905269
The first Negaru was made to marry Satsuki, and contained all of our lust for her.
This one was made to marry Ryuko. Has it got all of our lust for her? Is he the path to Senketsu taking human form and pumping the football?

>>32905138
>[x] Call for Nudist Beach CAS

Get CAS to thin the COVERS herd to help out Satsuki while we take on Neganaru

>>32905324
>>[x] Call for Nudist Beach CAS
THIS

>>32905324

THIS

>>32905324
>[x] Call for Nudist Beach CAS

>>32905324
>[ ] Call for Nudist Beach CAS

>>32905324
This.

>>32905324
AIRSTRIKE! (AKA THIS

>>32905324
this

>>32905138
>>[ ] Call for Nudist Beach CAS

>>32905324
>[x] Call for Nudist Beach CAS

>Beach Streaker 2-1 this is Rooster Actual Requesting A Danger Close Fire Mission On Grid 4 Quebec Foxtrot Juliette 1 2 3 6 7 8. I need a gun run West to East Target is multiple Covers moving in the open.

>solid Copy on all Rooster Actual ETA 1 mike

>>32906167
My inner /k/ommando has a raging broner

>>32905324
>[x] Call for Nudist Beach CAS

>>32905324

You have spoken, and I will listen.

NUDIST BEACH, DO YOU READ?

>>32906501
BREAKER ONE-NINER, WE GOT US A CONVOY

>>32906501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZS0WIQI7UU

>>32906686
I want this to happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPKU-Kh6Ic

What we think is gonna happen
>>32906686
>>32906742

What is actually going to happen
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/51a351050ce79-ptsd-simulation-for-sorrowful-nights.php

what people think will happen
>>32906826
>>32906742
>>32906686
what is really going to happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA

>>32906501
BROKEN ARROW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJLrpbokWA

>>32906501
Roger, Raging Cock, this is Lifeguard. Starch shells inbound to your location, over.

>>32906910
sounds like something out of metal gear

>>32905138

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZaZC2t6hnY

To hell with this! You flip over a boulder and throw your back against it as a few COVERS slam into the other side, just narrowly missing you. Reaching into your raincoat you pull out a radio.

[WARNING: DO NOT USE] is what the sticker on the side says.

You press a few buttons, the ones you need to, and wait patiently. In your peripheral vision you can see Uzu and Neganaru going at it, throwing punches with untold power in them.

"Hello, and thank you for using the Nudist Beach Emergency Transmitter for Emergencies and Last Resorts only! We encourage you to use all other available methods before requesting aid, due to our limited manpower!"

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Uzu turns his head for a moment and catches sight of you, lounging against a boulder and hiding from the COVERS while he fights.

"ANARU, WHAT THE-?!"

Neganaru decks him with a Tiger palm strike and he goes flying. You lift one finger up without looking his way.

"Yeah, sure, just a second. Uzu, can you keep it down? I'm trying to-"

"WHAT THE HELL," Uzu cries, barely dodging your clone's moves, "COULD POSSIBLY BE SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU CAN'T COME OVER HERE AND-"

"PLOT DEVICE!" You scream.

"Thank you for holding," the voice on the radio says. You nod your head. "If you know you are not supposed to be using this device, please press one. If you are in a situation where there are other options available and you are simply being a coward, please press two. If your name is Ondori Anaru, please press three. If you are a mouth-breathing moron with a penchant for destruction that should not result from the use of this line, at all, ever, please press 3. If you-"

"Hang on a second..." You narrow your eyes. The "automated" voice goes quiet.

"UZU!" You cry, standing up and facing him. He looks at you with eyes full of hope.

"YOU OWE US PIZZA!" You accuse with a glare.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" He wails.

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>>32907025
Uzu, accept your fate.
Accept it.

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>>32907025
What have I done

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>>32907061

RIP Sanageyamcha Jobzu.

>>32907025
If Uzu lives through this, do *not* be surprised if he pulls a grudge move somewhere down the line...

>>32907210
hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR5CoXeZ-M4

>>32907210
He's totally going to cockblock us. I don't even think that's a question.

>>32907261
then we break him like a glow stick.......

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>>32907025

Tune: That Yakety Sax, though.

"I don't remember owing you anything!" Uzu cries, dodging more of Neganaru's furious blows. It's a miracle that his training has held up so well, even against a monster like your clone.

"Nah, you weren't there. You wouldn't get it. Anyway, I'm going to order this with your card."

"YOU WHAT?!"

You sit back down in front of the boulder, a huge grin plastered on your face even as the COVERS surround you. In the distance, Satsuki finally clears the way and you can see each other once again. Her hope-filled gaze immediately turns to one of horror when she realizes what is happening to you, and pure disbelief as you smile and chat idly on the radio the whole time.

"ANARU!" She screams, running over to you as you are slowly surrounded.

"Yeah yeah, hold on, dear," you chuckle. She goes red in the face.

"D-d-dear?!"

"Sorry for the wait. Now, er...what were my choices again?"

The radio crackles to life. "Please press 1 if you are in need of an airstrike. If you require supplies of any kind, please press 2. If you require reinforcements, please press 3. If you require soothing jazz, please press 4. If you wish for this device to self-destruct, please press 5. If you want to get more of a draft down there, please press 6. If you wish to order a pizza-"

"Oh GOD yes!" You cry, laughing madly as the COVERS lift you into the air. Satsuki reaches up for you, looking very worried.

"ANARUUU!" She yells.

"Will someone PLEASE help?!" Uzu cries.

"...press 7. If you would like to go home and rethink your life, please press 8."

"I have been feeling under the weather," you mumble, scratching your stubble. The COVERS around you start to tie you up in Fibers.

"Hold on, Anaru!"

"...to speak to a representative, please press 9. Thank you, and good luck!"

You look at the buttons, your face full of wonder.

[ ] Press a button, any button!
[ ] Press a certain button - Write-In
[ ] Press no buttons
[ ] Press all the buttons

>>32907347
> 9
to do all of the above

>>32907347
[X] Press all the buttons
This is getting ridiculous

>>32907347
>[ ] Press all the buttons

The classics are classics for a reason.

>>32907347
>[X] Press a certain button - 9.

>>32907347
[ ] Press all the buttons

I swear to the based god and Yeezus this is the shiniest button I have ever seen holleeee shituru

>>32907347
>Press #1

This is way more ridiculous than i thought it'd be.

>>32907347
Press all of them.

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>>32907421

You chose this path.

No skeletons, Mako has devoured them.

Mako runs the control center, now.

>>32907347
>[x] Press a certain button 4
>[x] then press the rest
gotta get that jazz going first

>>32907402
Fuck this changing to
3 and 9

>>32907347
>[ ] Press a button, any button!
>[ ] Press a certain button - Write-In
>[x] Press no buttons
>[ ] Press all the buttons

It's time to get dangerous.

>>32907347
[ ] Press all the buttons

>>32907347
>[ ] Press a certain button - 4 and 9

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>>32907347
[X] Press all the buttons

>>32907347

55754 45085

We're going down to...

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>>32907347
>[x] Press all the buttons

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>>32907347
>[x] Press a certain button - 8675309

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>>32907347
>[X] Press a certain button - 9

>>32907535

>Onduri

>>32907539
I love how appropriate this pic is

>>32907347
>[] Ask The Sats to pick two numbers between 1 and 9

>>32907231
Exactly.

>>32907567

>responding to the troll

Just stop. He's going to get what he wants if you keep fucking feeding him.

>>32907611

And you can fuck right off. Stop derailing threads with this stupid shit.

>>32907611
Spoiler that shit son.

>>32907644

I asked nicely earlier for this to stop. I'll ask again: could you stop, please? Take it to /a/ or something.

>>32907656
Sorry bout that.

>>32907347
Fuck, uh... fuck it

[x] Press a certain button - Write-In

1! Push 1! Deploy starch missiles, now!

>>32907347
[ ] Press a certain button - 9
[ ] Press all the buttons
Like we can resist

This ride has no wheels.

No brakes.

No driver.

AND NO STOPS.

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>>32908210
I NEVER WANTED ANY STOPS

>>32908210
I just don't want the more serious issues getting derailed over a bit of fun. It wouldn't be entertaining to hear Satsuki chewing out Anaru because the mission went to hell while he was playing with a phone.

>>32907347
>[X ] Press all the buttons

Was there any doubt?

>>32908210
The ride is literally going no where then

>>32908210
Well, looks like I got back just in time, then.

>>32907347
>[x] Press a certain button - 1

>>32908461

Exactly. We're staying right here.

>>32908461
I think its more like being in a barrel going over the falls

>>32907347

"Thank you! A representative will be with you shortly."

"Cool!"

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses

You can already hear them on the way, the forces that really should have been off doing better things. Trapped in the vile grip of the COVERS, you get as comfortable as you can in the middle of the air and prepare to talk.

"Anaru, what are you-?!" Satsuki is cut off by another sudden attack, slicing and shooting and lobbing grenades with every last bit of her stamina.

"Yeah, doc...I'm having an existential crisis, here."

"Anaru?! What the hell are you talking about?" Tsumugu's voice sounds over the transmitter. You lean back and sigh, watching the rain fall dramatically as the aircraft swoop in.

"See, here's how it is...I can't style my hair anymore."

"Is everyone okay? What the hell is going on over there?!"

"Well, I've been trying every day to get it to settle the way it always used to, but I just can't seem to get my pomp back! It's hurtin' me, doc."

"I'm not a doctor!" Tsumugu yells. "I'm not a fucking therapist, either!"

"Aww, don't be so hard on yourself!" You try to cheer the representative up, fist-pumping encouragingly as the starch bombs come crashing down on the field. All around you the COVERS are wilting, becoming still as the grave. The sound of pounding feet fills the air as Nudist Beach unleashes their full forces on the area, and Uzu continues to square off with Neganaru a great distance away.

"Let's break routine for a moment," you offer, extending a hand to gratefully receive the box of pizza that a nearby COVERS hands you in its infinite confusion. "This is an exercise. This time, I want you to tell me about YOUR problems."

"You can't be serious."

You stuff your mouth with pizza as the COVERS all around you are torn apart by a massive cloud of starch and a hail of needles.

And all the while, some smoothing jazz plays on the speakers of every helicopter and the radio of every NB operative.

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>>32908819

>Anaru's face right now.

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>>32908819
>Raging Cock's face when

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>>32908819
>You stuff your mouth with pizza as the COVERS all around you are torn apart by a massive cloud of starch and a hail of needles.
>And all the while, some smoothing jazz plays on the speakers of every helicopter and the radio of every NB operative.

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>>32908819

Once you've eaten your fill, you walk away from the pile of stunned COVERS and let out a healthy belch, tossing the radio behind you where it explodes in a ball of fire and sparks.

The jazz comes to a smooth halt and you regroup with Satsuki, wincing as she smacks you one in the back of the head. She shakes hers, absolutely stunned.

"I will never begin to understand how you pull these things off. Absolutely astonishing."

You shrug, picking your teeth with a nail. "I dunno. Honestly, I just wing it most of the time. Seems to do the trick, especially in times like these where every available option is in the palm of my hand."

"A real opportunist," Satsuki teases, poking you in the side. You growl playfully and grab her hips, tickling her just a little bit and relishing her giggles as you pull her in close.

"We're not done yet," she whispers, looking up at you with half-lidded eyes. "Sanageyama..."

"Yeah. Let's go take care of business."

Together, you turn your heads to face the final enemy. Your expressions may be grave, but your hearts are full of hope.

Off in the distance where they fight, the sun kisses the edge of the horizon where it rises. The mark of a new day.

The start of something bigger.

[ ] Let Uzu handle things
[ ] Step in to help, alone
[ ] Have Satsuki help you
[ ] Let Satsuki take him on

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>>32908819
I....what?

>>32908989
>[X] Have Satsuki help you
Lets get this party started

>>32908989
>[ ] Have Satsuki help you
We need to fight as one.

>>32908989
>[x] Have Satsuki help you

>>32908989
>[x] Let Uzu handle things.
He's walked the Path, and remember, we didn't beat him before-he tied. Stay out of it unless it looks like he's about to get killed.

>>32908989
>[ ] Have Satsuki help you

>>32908989

>[ ] Step in to help, alone.

Fuck Neganaru 2

>>32908989
>[x] Let Uzu handle things
Provide emotional support, though. Do a dance, cheer him on, that kind of thing. Don't step in unless it looks like he really needs it.
Don't tarnish his honour, guys.

>>32908989
>[X] Have Satsuki help you
She needs the emotional release of being able to fight her oppressor, but I don't think she can take him alone.

>>32908989
>[ ] Let Uzu handle things
>[x] Step in to help, alone
>[ ] Have Satsuki help you
>[ ] Let Satsuki take him on

>>32908819
I've seen this routine somewhere before. But where? Austin powers?

>>32908989
>>[X] Have Satsuki help you

>>32908989
>[x] Have Satsuki help you

Uzu was already screaming for our help.

>>32908989
[ ] Let Uzu handle things

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>>32909092

Fuck him not, for he is the original. The more powerful of the two.

It's time to step up our game, this is the one who tosses helicopters into the air and tries to rape waifus.

The bastard...

>>32908989
>[ ] Let Satsuki take him on

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>>32909299
>tosses helicopters into the air
so he's armstrong?

>>32909299
How exactly did those two survive getting blasted by our dragon technique, anyhow?

>>32909299
Oh crap.

And here I thought N1 died with Bro dignity.

>>32909362
then N2 was bro...poor N2 I am sorry for calling you a monster!

>>32909358
>Clone of the guy that keeps coming back
>Not expecting the same of them

Death must be going through a mid-unlife crisis thanks to these guys.

>>32909358
>>32909524

Soon. Very soon we will see.

sooo armstrong anaru?

>>32909524
>>32909544

And then there'll be a clone of Yuuto, and they'll be hanging out and plotting just like Mmr. Stinger & Cohen...

>>32909691
>"Well, if it isn't the Raging Cock."

>>32909849
>"Cock a doodle doo, motherfucker"

>>32909849
and I just SEE him smoking a cigar

>>32909885
>"Auntie Ragyo needs you to die, Anaru!"

>>32908989
>[X] Have Satsuki help you
I think it would be a nice couples exercise

>>32909960
LIFE FIBERS BROTHER!

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>>32908989

What once happened...what could have been...the horrors that he had almost committed...

The hatred inside of you rages, it writhes and it squirms. You run to the site of the day's last great battle and Satsuki follows.

And off in front of the rising sun, Uzu fights.

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q

Ryuuko's expression, so full of fear, flashes in your mind. You don't care about the integrity of the fight anymore.

This is personal.

"YOU AND ME!" You scream, throwing your coat and scarf aside to rush at your clone. The Life Fiber construct in question backs away from one of Uzu's Crane kicks and looks to you, just in time to receive the full brunt of your fist.

The original Neganaru slides against the dirt and quickly rises back to his feet, glowering at you.

"How the hell did you even come back, eh? Pretty sure you got blown out with one attack last time."

Neganaru reaches up for his jaw and adjusts it a little, smiling a bit as his hand returns to the side. "You aren't the only one who can escape death by being reduced to Life Fibers. In our case, we just happened to be burning to ash right in the hands of our mother, Ragyo. She fixed us right up not long after the Academy exploded."

"Ever a pain in the asshole, that one," you scoff, cracking your neck. You and Neganaru circle one another as Uzu and Satsuki look on.

"You were going to hurt my sister," you continue. The edge in your voice suggests nothing less than pure hate, your fists clenched so tight it seems like the Earth is about to crack. The clone just laughs.

"And your blushing bride-to-be, as well. Shouldn't forget her," he mocks.

The two of you stop moving, and bring your fists together.

Uzu's eyes go wide and, wounded though he may be, he manages to pull your fiance out of the immediate area.

"We'll have to wait for our chance once they're done," he hisses.

"Final Door," you and the clone say in perfect unison. Your eyes meet.

"Death."

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>>32910202

>Final door
>death.

Neganaru is fucked.

>>32910271
>you and the clone say in perfect unison

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>>32910202
>"Final Door," you and the clone say in perfect unison. Your eyes meet.
>"Death."

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>>32910202
>"Final Door," you and the clone say in perfect unison. Your eyes meet.
>"Death."

>>32908819
>In The Mood
>smooth jazz

>>32910202
Dammit now I wish I had that picture that said "Time for Death!"

It is the most appropriate thing right now.

>>32910294

Okay.

They're both fucked.

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>>32910202
>"Final Door," you and the clone say in perfect unison. Your eyes meet.

>"Death."

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>>32910376
I'll help you bruv
>>32910202

>>32910294
>he says as if we aren't better than the clone at everything, up to and including our special moves

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>>32910202
pic possibly related

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>>32910202

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ondq9zKummI

The two of you are perfectly still as the wind dances all around you, whipping the grass to and fro as it moves gracefully along the surface of the world.

"What is this?" Satsuki asks, looking at Uzu. Her eye twitches irritably to see him bowing, and she lightly smacks him on the head.

She does that, now.

"Rise," she orders. "Now is not the time for courtesies."

"My apologies, Satsuki-sama...it's been so long."

"What is this?" She asks again. Uzu rises to his feet and looks on with a strange mixture of excitement and fear.

"The last of the Doors to Death," he proclaims, buffing out his chest a little with pride. "The final door, Death itself. The most powerful of them all, and the only one that cannot be used in conjunction with the others."

"Why is that?" Satsuki asks.

The wind stops. You and Neganaru leap at one another, lashing out with a swiping chop.

The point where you hands connect exerts so much force that the ground literally shatters into mud and broken stone at your feet, and even nearby trees are splintered. The gust of wind that results nearly blows the spectators on their backs, and the two of you don't stop there.

You and your wretched foe immediately lash out with tremendous force and lethal intent, aiming for the body's most precious and painful areas.

"What makes this so special, what sets it apart...is that it's part of the old Ondori line...and I mean old, Satsuki-sama. Ancient. This is the door that nobody is allowed to use, because it's not just meant for gaining strength or resolving conflicts with your opponents like real men do."

"Then why hide it?"

"Because," Uzu continues, his expression losing some of its cheer. "It is the one fighting style of the five that was created purely to torment and end the lives of others. It is the door most susceptible to human wiles, and therefore extreme discipline must be exercised. The other doors must be opened."

>>32910389
Probably not. Death's a revolving door for these guys.

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>>32910466

So this is litterally a bunch of attacks to murder someone in the most painful ways.

I like it.

>>32910466
>"The other doors must be opened."
This one must be closed.

>>32910466
>It is the one fighting style of the five that was created purely to torment and end the lives of others.
That sounds extremely painful.

>>32910466
>The final door, Death itself
so it works like hokuto shinken then?

>>32910530
Next intermission: Anaru is chatting with Goku and Jean Grey in Heaven...

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>>32910589

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>>32910466

Replace Dinosaurs with Life fibers/Neganaru

>>32910466
>You and your wretched foe immediately lash out with tremendous force and lethal intent, aiming for the body's most precious and painful areas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg

>>32910663
nope this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExTKEFZFi_8

>>32910694
OH GOD THAT SOUND.....NOT COOL!

>>32910694
oh god....kicked in the balls over five hundred times

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Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpv5EGg18DM

You chop down on Neganaru's left arm and dislocate it instantly, howling in pain as his fist finds its home where your left kidney resides. Pain explodes throughout your bodies and you step away from each other, breathing heavily as you heal. He pops his arm back into its socket and yells in pain so loudly, you could swear it was laughter.

You charge again and so does he, meeting in the middle of your battleground to continue this wretched torment. You stab and swipe and punch at one another with hands meant for suffering, eyes wild and hearts beating with hate.

Your kick shatters his shin, his headbutt fractures your skull. Each and every time you press away from one another, only to rush back in after healing and perpetuate the Hell.

He drives his fist into your stomach and you spit up blood, stumbling away with your vision swimming as he closes in.

"FINAL DOOR!" Uzu cries, swooping in and carefully trapping Neganaru's knife-hand in his own two forearms. Uzu brings his fingers together in the knifelike, chopping shape as well.

"Do or die," he says with a smile. Neganaru returns one of his own, a cold and unforgiving sight.

"Then die."

They bob and weave in a series of swift grappling maneuvers, silently wrapping around and escaping one another repeatedly. Kneeling in the grass and slowly recovering, you look on and feel a spike of fear in your heart as you do. The tension mounts every few seconds, with one of their hands coming dangerously close to the other person's vital body parts.

And if any one of those strikes makes contact with Uzu's body...

"YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN!" Neganaru cries out in frustration, backing away the first chance he gets. Having won their silent standoff, Uzu exhales calmly and slowly backs over to you.

"I'm better, stronger! I am your hatred, your bitterness, your cunning!" Neganaru roars with fury.

"Uzu, let's use it. The one we practiced," you mutter.

>>32910840
>"Uzu, let's use it. The one we practiced," you mutter.
HYPE

>>32910840
no....don't you do it

>>32910840
Don't worry. Uzu can job and weave with the best of them.

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>>32910840
>"Uzu, let's use it. The one we practiced," you mutter.
Is it time to use "that"?

>>32910900

I'm pretty sure it's time to use THAT.

>>32910840
>"Uzu, let's use it. The one we practiced," you mutter.

It's time.

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>>32910840
>"Uzu, let's use it. The one we practiced," you mutter.
Is it going to be as over the top as this?

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>>32910840

"To walk the line between life and death," you say quietly, rising to your feet as your left arm hangs limply at your side.

"Only to find true strength at journey's end," Uzu continues, falling back to your right side and readying his left arm.

Movement catches your eyes, and you lower your arms. Perhaps it's for the best, this way.

Neganaru notices your hesitation and scoffs, arms spread wide.

"What's wrong? Giving up already? Surely you can do better than that."

Neither of you says a word, and the two of you glare up at him. Motionless. The clone's expression quickly turns from mocking to one of irritation, and he steps forward.

Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpawr06KCpk

"Well, that sucks. Kinda expected more from you two. I guess this is the end, then." Neganaru continues moving forward, deaf to the sound of swift feet on grass.

"For you, maybe."

Blood explodes outward from his chest as a gleaming blade of pure midnight runs through him, ripping right through his heart and sending stars scattering into the air.

"Wha-?!"

Satsuki growls vindictively as she rams the sword in further, the clone spewing blood from his chest and mouth as that wretched heart is torn apart one inch at a time.

"For everything you said, for everything you did...and might have done! For the future you wanted and the lives you sought to destroy! I, Kiryuuin Satsuki, commit your miserable existence to OBLIVION!"

"YOU BITCH!" Neganaru screams, writhing and trying with all of his might to slide off of the sword.

"HYAAAAAAH!" She screams, ripping the sword out of his body and casting it off to the side smartly, wiping her blade clean of any chunks of flesh in a single swipe. Blood continues to spew forth and overcome the green grass below as Neganaru stumbles forward, howling with fury.

"Well," you chuckle, fist at the ready once more. "I guess we'll just settle for the last part of the attack."

"Bummer," Uzu whines. "I wanted to do it all."

>>32911325
Clever girl

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>>32911325

Fucking backstabbed.

>>32911325
This is what Uzu and us have been:
http://youtu.be/oYPBGEhhSyM

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>>32911435
Satsuki confirmed for rogue

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>>32911325
#rekt

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>>32911477
Stat me-suki

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>>32911325

The first of the two and the last of them to vanish, Neganaru, falls to the ground and immediately bursts into Life Fibers. These stray Fibers drift along the air and tempt you with their song, the Fibers within your body responding in kind.

You reach out for them, answering the call as Satsuki approaches you. Confused, she and Uzu soon watch with amazement as the Life Fibers flock to you in droves, drawn to the flesh from whence they came.

You exhale, and look rather dazed. Satsuki approaches and places her hand on your chest, positively astonished to see that the star-shaped scars on your chest are vanishing one by one.

You are complete.

Your hearing isn't so good right now, and neither is your vision. You're dizzy and so very tired, the screaming of people all around you reduced almost to nothing.

All around you the COVERS rise and surround everyone, slowly reaching out with their tendrils. The starch effect has worn off. You didn't get out of there in time.

[ ] You're so tired
[ ] You can still fight, you can-!
[ ] Satsuki...you must protect Satsuki!
[ ] Mother?

>>32911796
>[X] Satsuki...you must protect Satsuki!

>>32911796
>[ ] You can still fight, you can-!
>WE can still fight

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>>32911796
>[ ] Mother?

>>32911796
>[ ] Satsuki...you must protect Satsuki!

Muh waifu.

>>32911796
>[ ] Satsuki...you must protect Satsuki!
DO! IT! FOR! HER!

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>>32911796

>[X] Mother?

>>32911796
>[x] Mother?

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>>32911796
>[ ] Mother?