>>32861931
>[ ] Be quiet.

>>32861931
>[ ] Be quiet.
Focus on stealth, but try not to sacrifice too much speed.

>>32861931
>[ ] Be quiet.
>[ ] Write in.
Be on guard, wind blades ain't no joke

>>32861931
>>[ ] Be quiet.

>>32861931
>[ ] Be quiet.

I hope the dice don't try to kill us today

>>32861931
Boom baby, we have a crusty show here.

>[ ] Be quiet.

Suggestions for the playlist:

JJ's mind during Riastrad
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2cQvZPX3OY
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnSfYfwDOjk

JJ's detective work:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgcYegXWkxk

>>32861945
>>32861956
>>32861970
>>32861978
>>32861982
>>32861997
>My Players Can't Be This United

>Stealth Check
>DC15
>+4 invis bonus
>-1 urgh gas everywhere modifier

>>32861931
>[ ] Be quiet.

Rolled 9

>>32862049

Rolled 20 + 3

>>32862049
Oh boy.jpg

Rolled 1

>>32862049
dice a shit

Rolled 20 + 3

>>32862049
have mercy

>>32862060
>>32862061

well.
Thats interesting.

>>32861931
>[ ] Be quiet.
>[ ] Be fast.

Get out as fast as possible without drawing anyones attention

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>>32862060
>>32862061
>>32862062

>>32862060
>>32862061

...

>>32862061
You a shit too

>>32862057
>>32862060
>>32862061
>>32862062
WTF?

>>32862060
>>32862062
YEA-
>>32862061
FUCKING HELL.
I WAS >>32862060

>>32862061
and here we go again...

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>>32862060
>>32862062
Astonishing

>>32862061
>pic related

>>32862060
AHAHAHA
>>32862061
AHAAHAHA FUCK

>>32862057
>12

Boo.

the crit and the 1 cancel out
we got a 12
we failed
we're going to die

>>32862087
We have a 9+3. Not good enough.

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Crusty, my anus is unprepared for this already.
Be gentle.

>>32862109
Yep. Why people chose quiet over fast is beyond me.

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JJ in a trial.

>>32862130
nat 1 fucked us. the option chosen had nothing to do with this development

>>32862120
Or you could start drinking.

>>32862130

Quiet is Invisibility, which is +4

Fast is +3.

>>32862130

The DC was 12 in a 3d20 system. That's a fairly easy DC.

If you want to play the blame game, at least blame the Dice Gods.

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>>32862060
>>32862061
>>32862062
I don't even.

Post incoming.

>>32862158
A nat 1 between TWO 20s. Still pissed about that.

>>32862027

Another suggestion, for the theme to the Scar and the mutants there:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g

>>32862187
We make it but get stabbed and shot in the process? Or we just fail due to getting wounded?

>>32862238
one of them probably tag us and make the hide check DC next round more difficult

and then one of us will roll a fucking one! AGAIN

>>32862189

Still better than a Nat 1 cockblocking a Nat 100.

>>32862265
Can't death strike just smell us out if we get tagged?

>>32862268
Unless that example was followed by another nat 100, I don't really think so.

>>32862292
she can kinda smell us already, it will just make it easier for her if we get tagged

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>an idea

Crusty, we have a karma point. Can we spend it on the critfail to keep the nat 20?

>>32862307

I dunno, Nat 100 and Nat 1 are more impressive in a 3d100 system for obvious reasons.

1s are the most common outcome in a 3d20 system anyway.

>>32862350
It doesn't work that way.

>>32862350
This isn't HQR.

Is Laura coming to rescue us or is the "tear-gas" actually trigger scent?

So who else thinks we should max invis to avoid nat 1 shenanigans like this?

>>32862365
>>32862385
Its a simple proposal anons. I doubt Crusty will accept (he likes the suffering every now and then) but it won't hurt to ask.

>>32862396
its just gas anon, anti mugga gas

>>32862402
you won't have to twist my arm to vote for it...

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>>32862396
More importantly does JJ know trigger scent exists? We've spent a lot of time with Laura I'm assuming she mentioned it to him before.

Even if he knows about it he has no way of knowing what it smells like.

We got 2 20, dosent 20 still count as higtes, even if one of them is canceled?

>>32862444
Sadly, that last 20 was the 4th roll. I don't know if that counts.

>>32862444

Count

>>32862444
Crusty only uses the first three rolls. The first roll was a 9 and the other two cancel each other out.

Our roll was a 9 which is failing but not crit failing.

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>>32862061
Well, that was faster than expected.

>>32862444
my 20 was the 4th roll, the first was a 9+3.

we got a twelve, we failed to meet DC of 15.

I've learned to not bother putting in the modifier and stupid words.

if I was only 4 seconds faster.....

>>32862438
>I've constructed flash cards
I know that feel, I memorized it

>>32862057
>9
>nope

You’ve just gotta be quiet. You’ve just gotta scrunch up all those nerves and that coughing and the ever-scratching urge to run run run and shove them somewhere far, far down.

You slip through the gas, moving from one careful step to the next. Heavily-armoured men, their faces reduced to an equal sum by their helmets, tread swiftly and quietly alongside you. Their footfalls are disturbingly low – not quiet enough to elude you entirely, but just enough so to make you wonder what their boots are made of. Maybe they’ve got some kind of… sound… dampening… thingymathing… worked into their uniforms.

The gas thins out as you make your way into the lobby. The long tables lie overturned, a small army – you’re counting fifteen at least – of gunmen stalking cautiously through the half-light. The gas is thinner here, probably –

KER-ohshit-LACK!

You twist on your heels, but you’re not quite fast enough. Something scores five long, thin cuts along your arm, biting cleanly through flesh and fabric alike. Panicking, you stumble away through the gas, almost tripping yourself up in the mad rush to be far away.

Christ. Hurts. Hurts in a cold, clean way – between the snicker-snaps of pain lancing up your arm, your brain conjures a barrage of surgical images; scalpels, razors, stainless steel.

The gunmen turn to focus on a female figure, half-obscured by the gas. Her shape is slim and serpentine, squeezed into the silhouette of a long, flowing dress. One of the shadow-thing’s arms ends in a set of perilously long, thin claws.

“He’s here.”

It brings the claws up to its mouth, and you hear flesh gliding over steel.

>[ ] Action.

>>32862487
They taunted the dice gods and paid the price, damning us all.
It wasn't your fault anon.

>>32862512
fucking run

>>32862512
Find something to throw at her, then do so.

Well I am going to sleep, so remember, get some hobo batman gear, we finally can lift enough stuff to just pick up cower, and run away with it. Get some metal/wall/manhole cower against bullets.

Also eat the fuckers that attack you.

Also vote photosynthesis/healing vita (so bank). Wee need boosts, and healing pots.

>>32862512
Oh god she's tasted our blood and wants more!
>Step 1. Find window
>Step 2. STRONG Jump for as much distance as possible.
>Step 3. Fly invisibly and cry.

>>32862512
Dragon Breath everything.

>>32862512
I would suggest a quick retreat, we know she can see us, but the men cant. Get in or behind them and keep our stealth up.

If we de cloak, we die.

>>32862541
Seconded

>>32862576
It's crappy pepper-spray at the mo, unless this gas is flammable (unlikely).
Also DC 18 WILL NO MODS

>>32862512
>Jump onto the ceiling.

>>32862579
sense* not see.

>>32862596
>>32862568
How about we combine escapay and use that as like a smokescreen

>>32862512
Retreat.

>>32862557
No, No, and No.

>>32862541
>>32862601
Combine these.
Invisi-scuttle along the ceiling as quietly/quickly as possible. Subdermal + Healing should seal the wound (sub for shallowing it).

>>32862596
I don't get why lv1 DB is 18DC. Its not fire, why the will check? I could understand if it ignites something and we make a subsequent will check, but what if nothing ignites?

I just don't get it and I feel its largely used as an excuse to get DB to atrophy

>>32862633
Agreed

>>32862619
The room is filled with tear gas it can't get any more smoke screeny. Plus they're wearing gas masks.

>>32862512
>jump on ceiling
>invisible
>hang down
>start snapping necks/bashing heads

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>>32862619
The funny thing is both of those posts are mine.

>>32862648
Ask Crusty why, then.

I'm still voting AGAINST it. (Capitalized so it won't be mistaken for agreement)

>>32862633
Backing this.

>>32862676
sounds like a plan to me, just go for knockouts instead of outright kills.

Fuck, she can probably locate us through our dripping blood. Gonna have to go with >>32862568 . Run fast, get to the upper level, fly away. If she's fast enough, she will ditch her retinue and follow us -she'll be easier to fight without her back up -. If she isn't and tries to track us alongside her team, our enhanced healing should do it's work and end the trail of blood.

>>32862648
The only time JJ ever used it the kid started on fire had his face melted off. We players know that level is only pepper spray but JJ doesn't. JJ thinks it's fire breath.

The DC 18 is because JJ would never willingly shoot fire out of his mouth.

>>32862715

no, JJ knows it ignited something in the guy's jacket. it was in the fucking prose. Don't feed me that line of bullshit anon.

>>32862696
fast healing 3 + subdermal 2. were not going to bleed for long, the wound will heal within minutes, and stop bleeding within seconds.

>>32862694
Agreed. But the murderhobos seem to be out in full force tonight. Be careful.

>>32862512
Stay invisible, get out as fast as possible. Stick to the ceiling if that keeps us out of her reach, otherwise get as close as possible to the gunmen on our way and use them as cover

>>32862512
Start killing guards.

>>32862512
Fuck it.

>[X] Draconic Breath Time.

>>32862774
Strangely, using gunman as cover sounds doable with our senses, geometric vision, and contortion. The problem would be maintaining invis while doing so (in order to decrease death chances).
However, not a vote, as I've already voted.

>>32862633
This, please.

>>32862633
Wait, you want to use our unreliable as hell wall crawling in combat while leaving a trail of blood under us? Probabky should start focusing on speed over stealth before we get gassed.

why didn't our spider sense go off when she swiped at us?

>>32862907
Because its death strike. The blow wasn't coming until we stumbled into it.

>>32862907
the anti mugga gas I suppose

>>32862905
Again. We won't have a blood trail for long. Plus our wall-crawling has gotten better (through agility or strength bonus, can't remember which).

>>32862817
see >>32862672
It is useless in this context and it is painfully obvious you're only voting for it in a feeble attempt to stop it form atrophying.

>>32862905
our wall crawling has gotten to the point we can avoid most rolls.
were good. chill.

>>32862941
>implying power atrophy mechanic isn't just lipservice to shush anal pained sonic scream guys

>>32862975
>Implying giving a pyrophobe the power to shoot fire out of his face was ever a good idea.
>Implying it wasn't blatant trolling to go full-murderhobo on a fairly non-lethal stealth character
>Implying it's actually useful against people we'd WANT to kill.

>>32862512
I guess this depends on how far we are from the exit and the layout of the building.

>>32863044
I still want optic blasts.
We can bounce that shit and combo it with Geo for some truly wickedsicknasty trick shots

>[X] Write in.

Can’t stop thinking. She tasted your blood. If you stop thinking you’re going to die.

You jump. You jump as high as you can, reaching out desperately with he the palms of your hands. The ground rapidly retreats into the distance and you stick fast to the ceiling, a murmur of static passing along your fingertips. You heave – it’s harder than it should be, shoulder’s losing feeling, going cold – and pull yourself ‘up’ onto your feet.

Down below, the creature breathes in loudly, chest heaving.

“Up.” Your heart sinks. “He’s on the ceiling. Little cretin is fast.”

The guns turn upwards. You have a second to take it all in, your mind working furiously, suddenly overwhelmed by a bizarre mental map of criss-crossing trajectories, before you have to move.

Gunfire rattles the building. Rounds tear into the concrete, but you’re just ahead of them, moving swiftly across the ceiling. It comes to you, through the fear and the adrenaline, that you can’t believe how fast you are now, how well you can predict the path of each bullet and react accordingly.

Something long – you register it half a second later as one of the tables – swings up through the gas, momentarily kicked horizontal by some precise application of force. It crests up, about to peak, and you see it – her – rising up out of the gloom at dizzying speed, eyes caked with red paint, hips sheathed in that red dress, long black hair trailing like a scorpion’s tail. Claws outstretched, flashing. She’s running up it. She’s running straight at you.

This is insane.

>[ ] Evasive action!
>[ ] Offensive action!
>[ ] Defensive action!
>[ ] Write in.

>>32863044
fuck off.
now that you have had your troll bait reply, can we get on with the quest please?

>>32862633
The more sensible option.

>>32863107
>>[ ] Evasive action!

start pulling the pins off their grenades

>>32862601
I thought of that too, but....

Won't it make a sound when you impact the ceiling?

>>32863044
Sonic scream isn't coming back bro.

I wanted Optic force blast but you don't see me crying over it. I moved on. you should too.And I want to see what it can before I dismiss it. (granted not now. 40 armed wet works goons is not the time or place)

and taking black ops genetic experiment assassin or the jack addicted thieves weren't exactly brilliant ideas from self preservationist mindset either.

>>32863107
>>[ ] Evasive action!

>>32863044
>Implying it's actually useful against people we'd WANT to kill.
This is a good point. There is only one person in this whole quest that we can't already kill by snapping their neck. That person is Kimura and she's immune to DB. I'm leaving Typhon out because we don't know what his deal is.

Sonic level 3 could one shot Kimura by targeting and stopping her heart.

>>32863107
>horizontal

Vertical.

That should be vertical.

>>32863107
>[ ] Evasive action!

>>32863107
>[ ] Evasive action!

>>32863107
>[x] Evasive action!

there's like 40 of them and they have guns

and the psycho bitch too

>>32863107
>offensive
Dragon punch

>>32863107
>no agility roll to dodge bullets
Where is your crackbitch now, dice?

>>32863107
>[ ] Evasive action!
Dodge over the bulletfire so she has to cross through it. It might slow her down a bit. plus we don't know in-character that she has anything to bounce back from gun quickly.

>>32863107
>>[ ] Offensive action!

>>32863107
>[ ] Evasive action!
We NEED to get out of the gas. The longer we stay here the weaker we'll get.

>>32863107
>[ ] Evasive action!

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

>>32863130
We help people.

>>32863107

>[ ] Evasive action!

>>32862941
So, you're saying we should steal a gas mask? Probably'd be good if we could disable some of their's at least.

>>32863142
go watch Godzilla.

>>32863115
>>32863138
>>32863151
>>32863160
>>32863168
>>32863192
>>32863207
>>32863212
>>32863213
>Agility Check
>DC15
>+3 modifier

Rolled 12

Not this time shitboots

Rolled 17

>>32863254

Rolled 3 + 3

>>32863254
AGAIN!

Rolled 19

>>32863254

Rolled 4

>>32863254
I apologize for crackbitching

I hope the karma re-rer
oll does better...

Rolled 20

>>32863254
Time to die...

>>32863261
nicely done.

>>32863229
>So, you're saying we should steal a gas mask?
This is actually a really good idea.

>>32863207
Changing my vote to Grab a fucking mask if we can.

>>32863261
We...
We did it?
WE MIGHT SURVIVE!

>>32863261
gotta go fast!

Contortion activate?

>>32863273
Damnit.
I used up my 20 and got a 3 this time.
>>32863265
I'm also sorry, I was 4 seconds faster.

>>32863268
Stop rolling, rest your browser, try again. If below a five, reset your fucking router, try again. Below a five, just take a break for awhile, ok?

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>>32863273
behold! the Nat 20 in its natural habitat. outside the first 3.....

>>32863305

We passed the DC on the first roll anyway, so it's all good.

>>32863315
No, he just needs to make a sacrifice to the frozen god.
Post snowman pics.

>>32863315
>he forgot about the reverse psychology posting that worked so well last thread.

granted it stopped working now...

>>32863340
That only works if those are pics of snowmen you yourself have built.

What if...

maybe...

the outcome of dice rolls is something you CAN'T control?

>>32863365
It's working fine for me >>32863273, even if I am lagging as usual. He just needs to manually rest his luck.

>>32863397
Well obviously they're not.
They belong to the dice gods.
We simply have to win their favor.

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So I started a google doc of the threads.

only have done the first 3 so far (progress is slow and on & off)

and a random anon in qtg made a pdf

>>32863397
Anon, surely you do not believe the old legends!

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>>32863340
Non shal be spared.

>>32863397
Then...

Boring?

>>32863432
nice. keep it up.
By the time Crusty ends this quest in the (hopefully) far future it will be quite a piece of work.

>>32863444
That disguise fools no one, Donald Duck!

>>32863432
You do the work of heroes Anon.

>>32863432
Be sure to include some of the quality posts, like reactions to exceptional results (and crackbitchery).
Part of the charm is the commentary going through these things.

>>32863261
>20
>bueno

She’s fast – the clack-clack-clack of her heels transforms into an uninterrupted line of grey sound as she bolts up the sheer surface. There’s something in her eyes that almost transfixes you. She wants your blood so badly, you almost sympathize with her. It’s not because it’s yours, or because it’s her job, but because she just wants to hurt people. You wonder if Creeper’s eyes look like that.

You drop, catching on of the rearing table legs and swinging off it. As you shoot by her, you swear – you swear – you see one of those bright yellow eyes actually tracking your descent, as if she just knows where you are. Not because of she can smell you or see you, but because she just knows, deep down. The thought fills you with a fresh rush of terrified adrenaline.

You hit the ground hard, rolling. The table slams back down to earth beside you, one of its legs skewed awkwardly to one side, but the predator doesn’t come down with you. You glance up, and realize that she’s dug her claws straight into the ceiling, securing her in place. Her eyes dart frantically through the gas, and she smiles imperiously, withdrawing a hand.

Which… which promptly flips back, folding over its adjoining arm, revealing a complex meshwork of electronics where arteries and bones should be. You sense it coming, just a fraction of a second before some hidden compartment stowed away into the machinery of her arm vomits out a hail of tiny, sharp needles. The sink into the ground in small, focused packets, a second volley following quickly behind the first, only your miraculous sixth sense keeping you a half-second ahead of them.

She laughs. Her men – you can only assume they’re her men – scramble for cover from the deadly hail she’s putting down, and she just laughs.

>[ ] Keep dodging.
>[ ] Turn and make a flat run for it.
>[ ] Throw something at her,
>[ ] Write in.

>>32863649
>>[ ] Throw something at her,

>>32863649
>>[ ] Turn and make a flat run for it.
NOPE

Hello Julian help please help

>>32863649
>[x] Keep dodging.

when she runs out, then we make a break for it

>>32863649
>>[ ] Turn and make a flat run for it.

>>32863649
>>[ ] Keep dodging.
Oh hell no.

>>32863649
>[ ] Turn and make a flat run for it.

>>32863649
>[ ] Turn and make a flat run for it.
Run JJ run

>>32863649
>[ ] Keep dodging.

She will have a limited supply of needles.

>>32863649
>[ ] Turn and make a flat run for it.
Wellp, we went stealthy, but she totally can spot us. Invisibly Abscond, you magnificent hobo you. Dodging all the way.

>>32863649

>>[ ] Throw something at her,
one of her men.

then:
>[ ] Turn and make a flat run for it.

Posting this now since my phone is low on power. Might not make it.

I think if JJ ever activates Riastrad willingly, there should be a modicum of control at least. Or a second personality for it, like Mr. Hyde or the Hulk. Maybe the personality takes the identity of Cu Chulainn's spirit, but it's just JJ's mind.

Which Marvel villains could genuinely be friends or amiable with JJ? Besides DOOM.

Ideas for casting decisions if HMQ had a show? Gillian Anderson for JJ's mom, maybe.

What version (from whatever book, movie, tv show, etc.) of Lucifer are you using?

I wonder how JJ would do in a fight against the Punisher. I keep thinking badly, but I may be hyping up the Punisher like people hype up Batman.

How old does the Creeper sound?

Does JJ's GeoVision take in outside factors when judging paths? Like gravity, wind direction, etc.

You forgot Victoria's relationship link.

What is JJ's wingspan?

How fast and maneuverable is JJ in the air?

Possible alias (on detective missions) for JJ: Perry Mason.

>>32863649
>Acquire human shield.

>>32863649
>Throw something at her
Emperor, bless this brick.

>[x] Write in.
Keep dodging, but make a run for her soldiers. Either she stops or she slaughters her own soldiers, both good. If she stops, slice someone up then run. Gorilla warfare yo.

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Take a gas mask from one of the bad guys.

>>32863748
Quickly turns into >Drop corpse.
She clearly doesn't value their lives.

>>32863649
>>[ ] Turn and make a flat run for it.

RUN, GREEN, RUN!

>>32863754
>Gorilla warfare yo.

Guerrilla, you mean.

>>32863773

Seconded

>>32863649
>[ ] Throw something at her.
then
>[ ] Turn and make a flat run for it.

>>32863777
Corpses can still soak small arms fire for us while we run for it.

>>32863811
That seems more like flechettes. I'm expecting they'll go straight through them instead of sticking.

>>32863694
>>32863701
>>32863727
>>32863729
>>32863733
>>32863740
>>32863796
>>32863809
>Agility Check
>DC16
>+3 modifier

>>32863741
Why.
Every thread you post this shit. Why do you care this much?

Rolled 19

>>32863911

Rolled 5

>>32863911

>>32863924
>>32863911
EVERYBODY STOP ROLLING

>>32863919
>Why do you care this much?

Because I like this quest.

Rolled 1

>>32863911

Rolled 15

>>32863911
I am the magic crackbitch. I know if I crit once, I'll crit twice.

Rolled 8

>>32863911

>>32863946

FUCK YOU

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>>32863939
>>32863946

>>32863939
>>32863946
I'm fucking crying

Rolled 8 + 3

>>32863911
Goin' for it.

>>32863946
WE HAVE A KARMA POINT

WE CAN STILL MAKE THIS

>>32863946
really?!

>>32863970

THIS, REROLL

>>32863946

Fuck you.

Karma.

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>>32863946
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>32863946
WHY.
Also, KARMA POINT TIME.

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Is this going to be one of those threads where we roll a 1 every single time?

>>32863946
Use Karma.

Rolled 9

>>32864011
Yes

>>32863946
well.
That could have been put in a script.

Karma for this roll.

>>32863946

I swear to god anon, if you roll for the karma point and get a 1 I will track you down and fight you IRL.

>>32863948
6 seconds. That was all you needed.
But you had to type. You didn't think time mattered, but it did.

Rolled 1

>>32864011
I wouldn't be surprised if it was

>>32864030
Funny story. It was on autopost so I couldn't have done it earlier. The reason I didn't post way earlier was because I was still on timer from my post >>32863919

Rolled 3

>>32864025

You know it's going to happen

>>32864025
nah, gonna sit the reroll out

Rolled 3

>>32864035
>1d1

You can't force the crackbitch, Anon.

Rolled 10

>>32864035
Nice try, but we see through your ruse. 1d1 a shit.

>>32863946
Why would you roll. Why do that? There was a perfectly servicable 19.
You monster.
[/obligatory deadpan]

Karma.

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Karma Chameleons Go!

Oh wow what a roll to come back to.

>KARMA Y/N?

>>32864148
Y

>>32864148
Y

Rolled 1

Y

y

>>32864148
YES INTENSIFIES.

>>32864148
Fuck you for even asking, you know the damn answer

>>32864148
Y

>>32864148
Yes

>>32864148
Y
We can't nat 1 karma rerolls, right?

>>32864148
Why do ask questions when you already know the answers Charles?

>>32864156
>>32864161
>>32864162
>>32864163
>>32864165
>>32864181
>>32864189
>>32864195
>>32864204
>very yes

Okay, show me dat reroll.

You now have ZERO Karma.

Rolled 2

Not this time JJ

Rolled 7

>>32864228

Rolled 18

>>32864228

Rolled 4

>>32864228

Rolled 14

>>32864228
Oh lawdy

I said I'd sit out this roll

I am sitting out this roll

Rolled 1

>>32864228

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Rolled 6 + 3

>>32864228

>>32864238
Oh thank god.

>>32864243
Go ahead, roll. We're saved and it won't matter.

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Rolled 2 + 3

>>32864238
Hell yes

>>32864249

Good thing I hesitated before posting!

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How funny would it be if this was the only roll that didn't have a nat 1?

>>32864238
YES
YES
UNLIKE SPAIN, WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

>>32864238
>>32864261

And it is.

>>32864266

You're welcome.

>>32864266
I gave my word to a stranger on the internet

that's why!

[X] The stars in the sky

[X] A bushy-brown haired girl

See me waste these rolls.
Feels good to be a human and not a freak.

>>32864291

What?

Most likely you have the wrong thread.

>>32864303
Lower case the d.

Rolled 14, 8, 3, 19, 6, 18, 17, 1, 2, 15 = 103

>>32864303
behold

>>32864303
Having Trouble there?

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>>32864277
Too late. See here.
>>32864249

>>32864286
Thank you. You are the hero that reroll deserved. Have a JJ pic.
>>32864287
Very well, noble anon. You may keep your oath.

>>32864326
>No 20's
>A 1
Nice
Thanks budi

Rolled 7, 4, 9, 16, 17, 11, 3, 3, 3, 3 = 76

>>32864326
well that was average.

>>32864326
meh, mostly mediocrity with a nat 1

>>32864326
>>32864349

It's 1d20 that has the worst whims of the Dice Gods.

>>32864340
>Have a JJ pic.

That pic a shit.

I like GreasedDuck's picture better.

>>32862144

Rolled 13, 17, 2, 14, 1, 16, 16, 17, 15, 15 = 126

>>32864349
Fuck it, magnet was right.

Rolled 1

>>32864228
1!

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>>32864377
Fine, another JJ.

>>32864392
WHAT. THE. Actual fuck.

>>32864407
>Fine, another JJ.

I can see JJ saying that after getting confidence in himself.

>>32864392
he has the gift!

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 10

>>32864392
It's like I'm really a mutant lizard man

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>>32864452
>>32864392

truly anon, you are the chosen ONE

Rolled 7

>>32864407
>>32864445
5th time I've done that in various threads.

13! (probably not actually though.)

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>>32864444
He'll be a force to be reckoned with.

>>32864407
>wings 3

>>32864518

If we get Agility 5, then he'll be rockin' that Spider-butt of his all around town.

>>32864518
If we get adhesive 5, does JJ get chameleon hands?

>>32864556
By that do you mean a second thumb?

>>32864556
I think his entire body would be sticky.
Eeew.

>>32864586
i guess so.

>>32864531
JJJ will think JJ is a hero, but his ass is a menace.
Also JJ will gain diplomacy bonus against the opposite sex and make anole come to terms with his sexuality.

>>32864594
Gotta be careful during sex

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>>32864635
what will it do to Laura

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>>32864693
This.

>>32864238
>modified 21
>coolio

You can’t keep this up much longer. You can feel your arm going numb. The wound’s healing, but there was something on those claws – it’s slowly insinuating itself through you, weighing down your limbs and tightening your breath. A poison, or a drug, or something. It’s like these people knew you could heal.

Turning on your heels, you break into a flat run, relying on your invisibility to keep you safe. You burst out through heavy iron doors and keep going, slithers of sharp, bright steel slicing through the air around you. You cut it out – the chatter of the guns, the glutted, eager laugh, the military jargon passing through the air. You run as hard and fast as you can.

There are men outside, too. They turn and ready their weapons as you pound by them, your footsteps no longer even remotely hidden. Their guns rattle, cutting bright orange tears into the night, but they’re always a step behind you.

“…Quartz-5”–

“…Secondary Target spotted”–

“…spotter at my location”–

“…to wound, to wound”–

It means nothing. It’s just noise. Terror quickening your legs, you make it past the garage, to the outlying fence. The street is just on the other side. Safety is just on the other side.

Suddenly, your danger sense lights up in the back of your head, singling out one of the five nondescripts black vans parked up ahead, beyond the fence. You feel your muscles tighten pre-emptively, and –

>[ ] Try to rush by it.
>[ ] Run along the fence and escape elsewhere.
>[ ] Go the opposite way entire, back across the other side of the compound.
>[ ] Write in.

>>32864732
>[ ] Run along the fence and escape elsewhere.

>>32864732
>[ ] Run along the fence and escape elsewhere.

I think Creeper just came to crash the party

>>32864732
>[x] Run along the fence and escape elsewhere.

How many of these fucks are there?

who the hell is Creeper working with?

>>32864732
>>[ ] Go the opposite way entire, back across the other side of the compound.

>>32864717
WTF? Is this from some sort of Dojin or something?

Rolled 12 + 3

>>32864732
>[x] Go the opposite way entire, back across the other side of the compound.
Don't bring the heat on X23 and the Hellions.

>>32864732
>Activate wings and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn5NvoWMdqY&feature=kp

>>32864732
>[]go opposite way

>>32864732
>[ ] Run along the fence and escape elsewhere.
Are we still invisible?

>>32864732
>“…Secondary Target spotted”–


the others!

>>32864732
Fly

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>>32864693
HR will tell ya.

>>32864732

>[X] Run along the fence and escape elsewhere.

>>32864732
If we didnt have our arm pagged with the poison i would try fly, but for now:
>[ ] Run along the fence and escape elsewhere.

>>32864732
>Wings.
Go up.

>>32864797
Yes. I don't know which one tho.

>>32864802
Shit I forgot we could fly.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f7eZ8cHpM

>>32864855
Oh, wait, arms paralyzed.

The fence then.

>>32864732
>>[ ] Run along the fence and escape elsewhere.

>>32864847
Point.

>>32864802
I'm changing to run along the fence then. Or start trying to sense/spot our friends. And the Hellions.

>>32864821
JJ is the secondary target. Laura is the primary.

>>32864802
>>32864825
>>32864855
>>32864864
Good idea but we should still turn the other direction to fly. There is a chance that we wont be able to get airborne do to the poison.

If we're still running towards the vans and we fail to get airborne things might be bad.

>>32864961
>were the secondary target
>to the people hunting laura
I have never been so afraid

>>32864961
Flight worst case scenario is the arm is paralyzed, dangling limply, and we jump in the air only to spiral down using our good arm to crash in a heap. With a dice roll to do so, because I said WORST case.

>>32864961
We don't quite know that yet.
Could be secondary to creeper, could be Laura is secondary to us for the Russians and just got spotted as well.

>>32865020
nah, worst case is the girl who needs a manicure catches up when we crash.

>>32865054
That's what happens when we roll our one.
That's the NEXT set of actions.

>>32864732
jump over the van.

>>32864921
Seconded

>>32865022
Hellion could be primary target.
He has been raiding creeper's shit a lot and has better powers than what creeper thinks JJ has.

>>32865122
Still, doesn't explain poison

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>>32865144
Maybe it's her calling card, maybe it's just to give it that extra kick. Too early to jump to conclusions. Though, that many soldiers, just standing around on Creeper's payroll. I don't like it, not his style.

>>32865144
What kind of explanation do you need for a paralytic?

They strap mutants down to make drugs out of their horribly mangled torsos, Russian's would want more product and would go for capture just as much as the facility.

>>32865226
>They strap mutants down to make drugs out of their horribly mangled torsos, Russian's would want more product and would go for capture just as much as the facility.

Especially a mutant that can heal, so they get a longer lasting source.

>[X] Run along the fence and escape elsewhere.

That’s not a good sign. That’s literally the opposite of a good sign. It only ever means bad things.

Heeding your internal warning system, you shift your stride, running along the side of the fence. Behind you, you hear the ponderous hiss of heavy machinery, and feel something huge unfurl itself from one of those vans. You probably made the right decision, then.

The guns have stopped now – those nearby, anyway. There’s still a few chatters here and there, off in the distance. Must’ve lost track of you. Over the general hubbub of military-speak you hear someone shout:

“Deploy secondary measures!”

Several deep percussions sound through the night, sending a volley of tiny, bright shapes flying high overhead. As one hits the ground nearby, you realize that they’re canisters – more tear gas, apparently, though this time it has a bitter, acrid taint to it, like a chemical fire. Probably designed to turn your sense of smell into a liability, though it’s not exactly working. You feel a slight, panicked sense of pride swell in your chest. These people must’ve underestimated just how good you’ve gotten at sifting through your sensorium.

Heavy, metallic footsteps shake the ground not far off. You keep running.

>[ ] Escape by yourself and call the Hellions.
>[ ] Track the Hellions by smell.
>[ ] Write in.

>>32865290
>>[ ] Track the Hellions by smell.

>>32865290
>[ ] Track the Hellions by smell.

They might need our help as much as we need theirs.

>>32865290
>[ ] Track the Hellions by smell.

we can always bail if gets too hot and we can't critfail a senses roll

>escape by yourselff

>>32865290
>[ ] Track the Hellions by smell.

>>32865290
>[ ] Track the Hellions by smell.


>Implying that wasn't trigger scent

>>32865290
>>[ ] Track the Hellions by smell.

Trigger scent.
>escape by yourself

>>32865290
>[ ] Track the Hellions by smell.

>>32865290
>Track via Sensory Capabilities.
Smell, Infrared, sound, everything.

>[x] Track the Hellions by smell.
Risky, but they might need our help., and a telephone call might get intercepted/jammed.

>>32865290
Track those smelly hellions

>>32865350
Maybe a text is safe? We could send one while tracking.

>>32865290
>>[ ] Track the Hellions by smell.
That is most likely the trigger scent.
But JJ doesn't know about that yet.

>>32865290
>[ ] Track the Laura & Lucas by smell.

>>32865383
They are probably monitoring electronics in the area. Lets not text for the time being, but checking for one may be a good idea.

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There was some talk about Creeper possibly selling Laura to the Facility. Back then, it was kind of unreasonable since we were in good terms with Creeper, But after the shit Laura pulled in the week following JJs disappearance, there's a good chance Creeper and the Facility are working together.

>>32865383

They might be messing with local electronics, so let's not.

>>32865432
nah, Kimi doesn't play well with others

DB self if trigger scent? Or just fly away?

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>>32865412
>Our face when there's a bunch of texts from the technopathic gore-pile of a kid.

>>32865448
kimi ain't the only one in the facility

>>32865451

Kick Laura in the face to knock her out.