>Start slow- arm around the shoulder.
It begins. Gentlemen, we can do this.

>>32723004
>Start slow- arm around the shoulder.
dumb question: who's St. Bogart?

>>32723004
>Start slow- arm around the shoulder.

>>32723004
>>Do as Saint Bogart would do.

>>32723107
Humphrey Bogart

>>32723123
so if option 1. is freak out, and 3. is take is slow, 2. is escalate rapidly?

>>32723004
>>Start slow- arm around the shoulder.
Though someone WILL inevitably ruining this moment later.

>>32723170
Option 2 is to be a charming bad-ass

We be Rick from Casablanca now.

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This is the face of the enemy. Do not let her guileless expression fool you, she is a consummate tanker.

>>32723251
She is a good girl.

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Sodoclones.

>>32723233
ok, I'm changing my vote, if for no ther reason to have miho go, 'no honey, remember, I'm on top.' >>Do as Saint Bogart would do.
>>32723251
>>32723275
when she's not being a total bitch.
>>32723282
whelp, our recruitment problem is solved.

>>32723004
>Do as Saint Bogart would do.

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>>32723282
>What happens when the Sodoclones get real power

>>32723004
>Start slow- arm around the shoulder.

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>>32723296
>total bitch
Good. Girl.

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Ankou team with an E50. Oh god the horror.

>>32723357
Do you see the Hippo team with Borsig?

God help us.

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>>32723350
>Loader power!

>>32723386
Glorianas are best girls.

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>>32723370
Only thing about the roomba is that the shells probably weigh as much as the girls do.

>>32723350
Miho, Roy, akabi, and ROse whould disagree, but they are on Erika's shit list, just like she is on ours.
>>32723370
>>32723417
>Hippo team with WTE100
fixed.

>>32723417
see
>>32723386
The loaders are gifted by the god of tanks.

>>32723433
>Hippo team with WTE100
Not really suit their playstyle.
I'd rather give them JagdPanther or some other mobile TD.

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Last but not least.

>>32723438
and they work out... alot.

>Do as Saint Bogart would do.

>>32723448
hm... mobile and stealthy... yeah the RMBWT does actually fit that. My love of auto-loaders gets the better of me sometimes.

>>32723489
E-50 or E-75... decisions,decisions... anyone who's actually played world of tanks care to weigh in?
>>32723004
>Do as Saint Bogart would do.

>>32723489
Yukari looks like a boy.
Also, is it just me or are the captchas all house numbers that don't work

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>>32723433
Erika a cutie. Can't shitlist cuties.

>>32723535
>I get house numbers too
>Just typing in the number works fine
I guess it's still just you.

>>32723004
>Start slow- arm around the shoulder.

lets not go too fast gentlemen

>>32723535
Yeah the house numbers don't work for me either, but at least it goes back to words after the first failure.

>>32723588
Seriously?
That house number always work for me.

>>32723562
Need more tsun side.

I wish the person that was writefagging the Erika origin story was still around.

>>32723630
I don't.

>>32723535
puberty got interesting. and you're half right, what >>32723565 said.

>>32723562
women are package deals, you tale the good with the bad. I, to the surprise of my peers, value personality over looks; and Erika, when she's not with friends AND alone, hits every box on my avoid-like-the-plague list. I don't care if the sex feels like an angel, if she insults and attacks my family, you are a B-I-T-C-H.
>>32723630
I was just thinking how anon BF would think of Erika's 'attitude/outlook' after a year or two.

>>32723630
Anchovywriter?

>>32723652
I think it was him, there was someone else, who I think >>32723650
is referring to. I'm (probably) thinking of AnchovyWriter, though.

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>>32723562
I love how every present Ooarai sent them was either taunting or terrible, even if it was unintentional.

>>32723727
>unintentional
Tactical Genius.

You take a deep breath. Richard had long ago given advice on how to make your move- not that you'd bothered listening most of the time, mainly because Rose's sigh and eyeroll had shown how she valued the idea. Holding the breath for a second you then let go with a deep dawn, stretching your arms out behind you.

And thats when you make your move, putting your arm around Miho's shoulders. You're rewarded by a small giggle and the fact that she didn't immediately grab it and snap it off at the elbow.

Jesus, did that actually work?

You continue watching for a little while longer your arm forcing Miho to lean into you a bit. This isn't that hard after all!

>Hold your position- don't over-extend yourself.
>Press forward!
>Go for broke!

>>32723749
>>Hold your position- don't over-extend yourself.
Steady, soldier.

>>32723749
>Press forward!
she has accepted your presence, go for it!

>>32723749
>Hold your position- don't over-extend yourself.

>>32723749
>Press forward!

>>32723687
yes, just checked the archive, it was AnchovyWriter.

>>32723740
>tactical genius
or just a giant troll.

>>32723749
>>Press forward!
Set sights on Panzer poon.

>>32723749
>Hold your position- don't over-extend yourself.

>>32723825
>or just a giant troll.
Is there really a difference?

>>32723829
the closest BJ's letting us get to porn will be a Mass Effect style fade-to-back at best. He's explicitly stated he's not doing anything over PG.
>>32723843
no, not really. :)

>>32723749
>>Hold your position- don't over-extend yourself.
steady....

>>32723749
>Press forward!
delicious Miho

>>32723749
>Hold your position- don't over-extend yourself.

Do not be to agrassiv

>>32723872
>fade-to-back
Good enough!

>>32723749
>Hold your position- don't over-extend yourself.
Hey, BJ, guy-who-is-doing-cleanup-for-reposting reporting in, I have finished up to thread 85. I shall report back when I have gotten to thread 120.

>>32723749
>Press forward!

keep going but lets not go crazy here

>>32724316

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

Every part of your male essense is telling you to go farther, go faster- sweep her off her feet and make her yours! But your strategic brain wins out- don't push for a bridge too far. So you stay, simply enjoying the closeness of Miho and the awesomeness of Humphrey Bogart.

And all is well for a while- the girl, the movie. Then Miho flops over into your lap, sighing a bit as she continues watching the movie.

This changes everything.

>Panic.
>Move aggressively.
>Move cautiously.
>Other.

>>32724447
>>Move cautiously.
...this far and we haven't interrupted yet? What kind of sorcery is this?

>>32724447
>Move cautiously.

>>32724447
>>Move cautiously.
Run your hannd through her hair.

>>32724447
>Move cautiously.
>think about baseball.

>>32724505
L-Lewd!!!

>>32724730
lewder than holding hands?

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>>32724762

>>32724762
>holding hands
Oh gawd, this is blue board! Thinks of children!

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>>32724786

>>32724786
You're right, how many children do you think Miho will want?

>>32724815
One boy and one daughter?

>>32724815
Enough for a Tank Crew.

>>32724915
Gotta load Black Jack with the next generation of Russels!

>>32725024
Russels is gonna load miho with the next generation, if you know what I mean

>>32725024
:D maybe they'll agree to name one of the boys Jimmy?

You bite your lip and gulp. You're in unknown territory again- what comes naturally? You bring your hand up and silently pet her hair- pulling it back away from her face. He feel her sigh contentedly under you- a reward!

You smile yourself, watching the movie for a while longer before a glance shows that Miho's lost interest in it and has shifted a bit to stare up at you. You look down at her and smile. "Hey."

"Hi." She responds, blushing a bit. "You're comfortable."

>Go for it.
>Hold back- let her make the move.
>Other.

>>32725176
>Go for it.

>>32725176
>Go for it.

Just a gentle kiss. Nothing fancy or tonguey.

We can go for it without going nuts.

>>32725176
i say Go for it. this is probably a lot harder for miho than it is for russells.

Would you want a man that can't raise up and make a move and show hes not a sponge cake?

>>32725176
>Go for it.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY BUT YOU'RE DYNIN' TO TRY

YOU WANNA
KISS DE GIRL

>>32725241
pls no...I can't stand the little mermaid..

>>32725232
>>Go for it.
this

>>32725176
>>Go for it.
Panzer. Poon.

>>32725241
>>32725258
We need to convince Miho to watch Frozen with Maho.

>>32725232
This this.

>>32725289
:( I didn't care for Frozen either...

>>32725176
>Go for it.

>>32725308
Well, that's certainly your right. It's a bit weird, but hey, I don't like The Godfather.

>>32725176
>Go for it.

Gently. We can be both a man and a gentleman.

>>32725232
yes. +1

>>32725334
Fair enough, I do however love Mulan...one of my favorites....

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
TO DEFEAT......ERIKA...

>>32725176
>Go for it.

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>>32725176
"Hey."
"Hi."

>>32725232
and if she likes it, then we escalate to tounge and possibly petting.
also, the glitch of not-working-captcha-numbers hit me and just now left. it is real, be on your guard.

>>32725405
>taking very traditional Japanese girl to movie about china
methinks that's a bad idea anon, pick another.

>>32725514
The same glitch got me too. Seems like it's done. I hope.

>>32725514
Miho is hardly traditional.

KISSING AND ROMANCE?

IN MY GUPQ?

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BLACKACK

>>32725648
It's all a dream.

>>32725648
>Softly Trolling Edition
i expect something unexpected will comes out.

NOBODY EXPECT OOARAI SCHOOL COUNCILS!!

>>32725696
derp. I mean Student Council.

>6662
...damnit, Anzu.

>>32725514
Wait what...Im talking about myself, who brought the quest thread into this...?

>>32725795
>>32725572
I thought you were bringing that up as both a personal favorite and a movie Miho could take Maho to. sorry, lack of sleep's getting to me, ignore me.

You stare down into Miho's eyes. You know what needs to happen here. This isn't a random act, or an attempt to un-mindscrew Miho. This is a calm, rational action. So you look into her eyes and you can barely hear Humphrey Bogart's speech in the back ground- it's just you and Miho; your own little universe.

It's nice here.

You begin to lean down, as Miho begins to push herself up towards you. This is your first real, romantic kiss.

And then the door bursts open. Startled, your head snaps up. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?" Shiho shouts, as your perfectly little universe collapsing.

You look back down and see Maho staring at you from where Miho had been. "You don't deserve her, Russells." She says, cruelly.

>Panic.
>Defend yourself.
>Other.

>>32725857

>Kiss anyway

>>32725857
>other
>You're in a dream. Wake up. It was nice long it lasted at least.

>>32725857

>Kiss the Maho

>>32725857
>Other.
wake up. lets get on with it.

>>32725857
>Throw Maho at Shiho

FUCK THE POLICE

>>32725857
>>Other.
Put back Miho on your dream.

THIS IS MY DREAM AND I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT ON MY DREAM

>>32725857
Of fucking course.

>>32725930
I HAVE CONTROL

>>32725930
>>32725919
these two, please.

>>32725857
>Kiss them both!
PANZER POON.

>>32725930
>>32725857

LUCID DREAMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>32725857
Start lucid dreaming. Dreamfuck the entire Nishizumi family.

>>32725857
>Bring every female into dream, and become King of Panzers - Harem Extraordinaire.

>>32725930
This

>>32725930
+1

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>>32724813

>>32725930
Oh god yes! I change my vote to this!

>>32726131
I'd accept this as a vote considering this is a dream.

>>32725857
>>Defend yourself.
It's the American way. You take what you want, and when they say 'no', you say 'fist'

>>32726186
I doubt Russells would punch a woman even if it is Maho Shiho or Erika even if its a dream

"No!" You shout, dropping Maho and pushing yourself back. "No! Put back Miho!" You shout, closing your eyes. "Put her back!" You say, opening your eyes as you try to go back to where we you were.

Your room is dark and you're suddenly confused. Rubbing your eyes you push yourself up off your bed and kick away the blankets, which are now drenched in a cold sweat- it's 4:45AM.

Well, at least the dream had good timing. You yawn and reach over to turn on your bed lamp- no use going to back to sleep now.

>Call Miho.
>Just start getting ready.
>Other.

>>32726377
>>Just start getting ready.
Time to put on our game face.

>>32726377
>Just start getting ready.

>>32726377
>Call Miho.
we need to hear a commandant's commanding, reassuring voice.

>>32726377
>>Just start getting ready.

>>32726377
>>Just start getting ready.

No sense in waking her.

>>32726377
>Just start getting ready.

The dream begins to fade from your mind as you go through your morning rituals- and by the time you start getting breakfast ready the dream has faded from thought to the back of your head. Still, it seems like something is just... off this morning. You're probably just still half-asleep from waking up a bit too early.

You just need a bit of caffiene- some coffee to wake you up and put things back in their place. As you listen to bacon sizzle while sipping at your morning joe, you hear a knock at the door. That would be Miho, you pour an extra cup for her and go answer it.

"Morning Russells!" She says cheerfully as you let her in- she takes a look at you. "You look off, today- did you get enough sleep?"

>"I'm fine!"
>Tell her about the dream.
>Other.

>>32726884
>>32726884
>Tell her about the dream.
she's told us her fears and anxieties, we can trust her with ours.

>>32726884
>Tell her about the dream.

>>32726884
>>Tell her about the dream.
>>Other.
Tell here we have dream about her, and how her family 'ruined'. but maybe not too detailed.

Just say we are 'tanking together' or something like that. [/snickers]

>>32726884
>Tell her about the dream.

This might make her laugh, but will show her we care for her and trust her.

>>32726935
This.

>>32726935
+1

>>32726884
>>Tell her about the dream.
"Tell me about your mother."

>>32726884
>>Tell her about the dream.

>>32726935
+2

>>32726884
>>"I'm fine!"
Nothing gets a girl wetter than hearing about your weird dreams about her.

>>32726935
this.

>>32726884
>>Tell her about the dream.
Nothing lewd really happened so its good to be talked about.

You shrug and scratch the back of your head as you lead her back into the kitchen. "Nothing... It was nothing. Just a wierd dream I had." You take a seat and push her coffee towards as he takes a seat across from you. You would've been percetly happy to leave it at that, but she has an expectant look on her face.

"Want to tell me about it?" She says, as she starts loading her coffee with sugar and cream.

You lean back. "I only remember about half of it..." You say, only half-lying. "We were watching a movie, I guess..." You say, closing your eyes to try to remember. "I remember it was really nice..."

>Whole story.
>Skip to her family.
>Other.

>>32727575
>Whole story.
context is everything.

>>32727575
>>Whole story.

>>32727575
>>Whole story.
C'mon Russel...

>>32727575
>Whole story.
this because >>32726935

>>32727664
thank you /k/. like my parents always said, a good relationship is built on trust.

>>32727575
>>Whole story.

Including the arm around shoulder, the lap pillow and the almost kiss with maho.

Miho continues to look at you expectantly. "Doesn't sound that strange..." She says, politely urging you to finish the story by not urging you to finish the story.

"Well, it got sort of romantic..." You say, blush a bit as you very carefully stir your coffee. "I was, uh... We were going to kiss and then your mom showed up." You say, praying your grandfather was still completely asleep. "And then you were your sister and she told me I wasn't worthy..." You say. "That's when I woke up..."

Miho's silent as you finally remember to breath. "Just a stupid dream. Subconcious messing with me..." You say, reassuring yourself. "Still, put me sort of off..."

Miho nods. "Just a dream..." She says quietly. "Don't let it worry you."

>>32727885
Next Time, we prepare (to not fight)

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!

>We make plans.
>We talk to somebody that isn't important.
>Things get scheduled.

Girls und Panzer Quest will continue sometime next week. (Unfortunately my schedule isn't available yet, but I'll try to let you guys know when it is.)

Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!

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>>32727885
>Miho nods. "Just a dream..." She says quietly. "Don't let it worry you."

>>32727885
>>32728097
Miho sounds like that really happened and she just wiped our mind. Is she some kind of monster=?