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Also Short-Fin seems to have won a staggering number of competitions at the beach, you played beach volleyball, and made Ryoko's day in a lot of ways. Apart from the being rubbish at shagging bit.

You start packing your bags for the south and try to decide who to bring.

[] Bring someone(Who?)
[] Nah, we are ready, let’s go
[] Let’s go chat with some people first.
[] Other, please specify

Around for questions, comments, concerns, SPXP spending, accusations, and butts.

Intro stuff
>http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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>>32696411
Take the plant with us, and that should suffice.

>>32696411

Caede, Fuego, Plantdoka, and Ryoko if she isn't too peeved at us.

>>32696531

Actually include the Werewolf, I don't trust her to be alone with Short-Fin.

Short-Fin and Jager deserve a vacation for now

>>32696411
I think that the plant should be good enough. Jager is still PROCESSING and Sin-Fin is still deciding if she wants to help us kill the wolf we already killed and Ryoko is probably still scrubbing organs out of her sheets. Maybe bring her anyway. I dunno. All I know is that the plant is a sure thing.


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In other news, Friedhelm managed to get his bow to rank 6, but it still has the rank 4 description from before, so I have no idea what it does. Kouta got his quincy magic thing to rank 5, but it also has the rank 3 description still. Kinda funny how it says MAX rank, but the description is more or less "you preddy good."

>>32696555
>Actually include the Werewolf, I don't trust her to be alone with Short-Fin.
I do. SF will probably stab her in the hand if she tries something. Remember what happened when we tested out the detachy hand?

>>32696580

Oh, right. I'd still rather bring her along for fun and firepower.

>>32696559
>Jager is still PROCESSING
Oh wait. I was totally wrong about that.

Processing is complete. She has four new abilities that are unrevealed.
Wanna bring Plantdoka and Jager.

>>32696411
>[x] Let’s go chat with some people first.
Zweity and Whitey, I just want to see them.

>>32696623

Will support this so we can come to consensus on the people we are bringing.

Jerome is a lock and you still seem a bit iffy on who else but people are leaning towards trying to get Ryoko.

>>32696678

I'll support Ryoko.

Not sure about Jager unless she says she's down with it.

Consider what we're about to go do. We're about to go throw ourself into the middle of a three-way rumble between a swarm of angels, Mendel's abominations, and some sort of thing that's kinda like a pagan god but not really. Let's look at the possible brings.

The Plant is gud enough that it doesn't need regen. She's long range and it has bullshit enough stats/abilities to handle himself. Definite bring.

Ryoko is good because she knows the glory of Regen. Also because berserker strong. Want to bring but feel kinda guilty about it after the organ puke.

Jager is also long range, but the capabilities aren't fully known and she might still be reluctant to actually go all-out. I also really don't want to deal with the possibility that one of the mechs decides it wants to steal our kill after the fight's done. Wary of bringing but curious.

Shiba... bleh. She's cool, sorta, but I don't much want to bring her.

Hiroshi could be fun to bring. He might get upgraded, or he might just die horribly and then we're down a healy person.

Caede and Fuego could be fun. They can handle themselves, mostly, but I worry that Fuego will go and get himself bisected by angels. Again.

>>32696411
>>32696678
I think we need to see how Fuego has changed since his training session. Might as well bring along Caede too.

>>32696678
>>32696857

Yeah, Fuego and Caede should make a good combination.

Is the Fuego character sheet updated?

>>32696915
>Is the Fuego character sheet updated?
Yes, he has rank 6 Doping.

>>32696915
>>32696857
The thing about them is that they're the opposite of sneaky.

Since it looks like this whole thing is just a bunch of traps layered on top of each other, I figured it was a good idea to just bring our only subtle ally.

Looks like most want Fuego, Caede, and Ryoko.

Okay, writing now.

>>32696782
Since shiba can now control japans weather does that mean we can get her to do remote lightning strikes from afar?
Also maybe we should see about booping hiroshi when we get back for some stronger heals. Or maybe we should bring him along this time just in case.

>>32697000

Looks like we need to get Zweitey another make-up gift.

>>32697111
She has her tube sister with her this time.

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You know, it would be terrifically boring to just go alone, you think. You leave your room, the warm summer air washing over you like a wave, and sluggishly make your way into the main building of the shrine. You find your pink haired dandy helping the shinigami in the kitchen, setting things up for the leeches who life with you. “Flatmates.” You correct. Flatmates pay rent. “Well, I don’t pay rent either.” You point out.

We set aside those moralistic quandaries as you wrap your plant up in your tails. He looks back at you with a gaze which makes you think it wants to ask “Where are we going onii-chan?”

“The bloody hell is an onii-chan?” You wonder making the shinigami on cooking duty look at you strangely. “Never you mind, we seem to have a case my intrepid Watson. We are going to go to the south and take care of some business just like old times.” You explain placing your plant on your shoulders.

You hold out your arms to your side and make airplane noises as you sonido off to find Caede and Fuego. You find them among countless statues, each carved to impossible perfection. Fuego is flexing and posing, seemingly trying to decide what next GLORIOUS IMAGE OF HE shall be made. Caede is sitting on a large stone throne, her legs not touching the ground and gently kicking.

“Greetings Fuego and Caede!” You offer making Fuego turn to you and you are nearly barreled over by his RAW MALE SEXUALITY.

“Greetings Risa Schrodinger, for what reason do you address THAT WHICH SHALL BURN EVEN WHEN THE SUN IS LONG DEAD?” He asks, another wave of power washing over you.

“I am going to the south to off another god. Wanted to see if maybe you wanted to come. You know, see the sights, have a beer, find angels mucking about like right cunts. The usual.” You say.

“You are going to take him to fight something isn’t that-“ Caede starts but is stopped by Fuego.
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“Let it be known I DOMINIC FUEGO, THE MAN WHOSE GYRATIONS ARE WHAT CAUSE THE EARTH’S CORE TO GET ALL MOLTEN AND BOTHERED shall join you in this quest.” He replies grabbing Caede and putting her on his broad shoulders much like you are doing for Plant-bro.

You sonido off to Ryoko’s house and find her in her room, looking over some summer homework. “That looks terrifically dull.” You note making her look up at you.

“Hello sensei, here to throw up on my floor again?” She asks looking back down at her studies.

“What? No, who would do that? Look, I am going to the south to fight some evil tricksy Japanese god. Wanted to have you along for the ride. You know, punch things, pools of man juice, fetish outfits, just like the old times which were just a bit ago actually.” You say.

“Well, I don’t know. I mean, I do have this homework to take care of.” Ryoko says tapping her pencil.

“Remember last time? You got all snuggly with my tails. And even got to brush them, wasn’t that fun?” You ask tilting your head. “Besides, there is a very good chance I am going to explode myself again which means you get to see my sexy pancreas and such.” You explain.

“Sensei, those parts aren’t sexy.” Ryoko explains. “Alright, fine I am in.” Ryoko says.

Your group runs to the south, not bothering with cars or trains. You bound over mountains, rivers, streams, and the like. You point out deer and are delighted when it looks at you. Good trip, all things considered. You follow the mental image Asmodeus left with you and eventually find yourself in a rather large city.

The sky cracks with lightning, as well as the raw stench of angelic grace and the tumorous rot of Mendel’s forces. However the city seems almost peaceful. People are honking their horns, and rushing through the market’s trying to beat the oncoming storm. You sniff the air and catch the scent of a God but something seems… off.
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“Look at how they run from the oncoming storm of HE WHO HAS A BODY LIKE LIGHTNING AND HIS BODY SCREAMS LIKE THUNDER!” Fuego shouts drawing the attention of some of the people walking along the road.

Caede scrunches up her nose and looks around but seems to be just as confused as you are at this situation. Your plant just pats the back of your head, seemingly unhappy the ride is over.

Well, what do we do?
[] Split up
[] Stick together
Also
[] Go find an angel, they probably won’t attack unless you get in their way
[] Go find Mendel’s forces, because... uh, they are sciency and might know more?
[] Ask around town.
[] Other, please specify
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>>32697262
>“Alright, fine I am in.” Ryoko says.
She can't resist the pancreas

>>32697293
>[] Stick together
>[] Ask around town.

>>32697293
Damn, next time we gotta bring 42 for a ride
he gets no attention nowadays
[] Ask around town.
[] Split up
alright gang, its time to split up and search for clues

>>32697293
>Go find Mendel's forces, and not just because Monologue knows he has the Doctor Who DVDs.

>>32697293
>Stick together
DONT SPLIT THE PARTY!
Also
>Go find an angel, they probably won’t attack unless you get in their way
Mostly because I want to see if/how they react to our new angely bits.

>>32697293
>[x] Stick together


>HE WHO HAS A BODY LIKE LIGHTNING AND HIS BODY SCREAMS LIKE THUNDER!
>MAX?(5)Tesla's Revenge
>MAX?
>?
I can sense good things ahead.

>>32697363
42 didn't get any attention back in the day either. Pretty sure he is the last of many 42s.
>>32697367
Mendel is a chick I think.

>>32697293
>[] Stick together
[] Go find an angel, they probably won’t attack unless you get in their way
Hell, we could probably just ask the angel's what's going on and they'd tell us.

Gonna go ahead and post these for the people who missed the late night meta talk last thread. The rank 5 Dream Walker options look pretty cool.
(Keep in mind that these are just the two Azure picked out names for. There's probably one or two more.)

>Between the reels- When you walk into an object you can choose on which side you come out, regardless of distance.
>Don't push me!- Use your dream walker to teleport someone else up to X distance no matter their will.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32637080/#p32648116

>>32697293
"This is clearly a trap, the only question is who set it. And who the target is. And if these other guys know it's a trap. Alright, I have lots of questions."

Search for clues, or maybe just let Fuego make everything blow up and then eat the pieces.

>>32697293
>[x] Stick together
>[x] Ask around town
I'm wary of asking an angel. We -just- killed Samael. Sorta. I don't know if the other angels know that the beach day happened.

Oh, and does
>>Between the reels- When you walk into an object you can choose on which side you come out, regardless of distance.
eat a DW charge when we walk in and out of walls?

Send forth the plant to gather Intel. They're stealthy and cute.

I am beginning to think that
>Fluffy comfort: Hide the go juice of anyone you are in physical contact with. let's face it, you are going to use the tails.(H)
might actually be worth it. So many times I've wanted to sneak but sneaking couldn't happen because we brought unsneaky people and don't want to split the party.

>>32697647
I doubt fuego would go along with us dragging him around in our tails.

>>32697647
Or you could just stop bringing unsneaky people all the time.

There's a reason I said Caroline would be enough.

>>32697564
If it doesn't take DW charges to use, it could be one of the most fun abilities ever. We're touching the ground? The ground is now lava. Every single time the enemy comes close, tentacles come through portals in the ground and attack them.

>>32697672

Fuego is the ultimate in distraction units... HIS IS THE POWER THAT CALLS LIKE THE FLAME TO MOTHS! so we take one of of the tanks or glass cannons (dependant upon situational requirement) round the back to play with the boss while the minions have aggro on Fuego...

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“Well we are not splitting up like last time, that’s for certain.” You say setting your plant down.

“So we are going to try to investigate again? Just hope a surly drunken pirate will show up and- why are you on the ground?” Caede asks.

“Bardwah why? You were gone long before your time!” You say smacking your first against the concrete sidewalk. “All you wanted to do was look at my legs, I mean, can we truly fault you? Look at Ryoko, I have been smacking my fist against the ground in hopelessness and she has just been staring at my bum.” You say, trying to bargain with an uncaring god.

“That’s- I mean I…” Ryoko squints. “Okay, yeah. But the Pirate wasn’t as pretty as me. So what’s the plan?” She asks as you hop back up, your momentary fury over Bardwah gone, yet never forgotten.

“We ask around town, I don’t much care for asking angels and clearly I am prioritizing stealth.” You explain as a few teenaged girls giggle as they walk past Fuego, making Caede buzz angrily.

You decide to ask about town. You spend an unproductive few hours making inquiries, but probably because you are a bunch of foreign looking people in a large group you do not get anywhere. You buy drinks and sit in the park as you go over the information you got. “Alright, so the storm has been here for a few days, and only getting worse. These lot think it is because of the end of winter, but actually it is a bunch of angels getting their panties in a twist about the god or whatever is here.” You say.
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“Yeah, and there has been a large decrease in the homeless population lately, so like that could be that Mendel chick. That’s a stupid name.” Ryoko notes.

“It’s the name of a monk who is considered to be the father of genetics. There were a few more people involved, but he is the one everyone talks about.” Caede says taking a sip of her drink. “I assure you it makes sense for someone making biological and genetic abominations to pick it. Really you should be worried about the name Schrodinger.” Caede says calmly.

“Oi, what’s wrong with my name?” You ask.

“Nothing sensei, it’s a really pretty name.” Ryoko offers making Caede scoff.

This is getting the basic information. Maybe we should try a more daring plan.

[] Go ask the angels what’s the deal.
[] Have Fuego take the lead and talk to the college aged women looking his way.
[] Follow Caede/plant to the school. That worked last time.
[] Have Ryoko fake being a prostitute and then blackmail the information from men.
[] Other, please specify
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>>32697859
[] Go ask the angels what’s the deal.
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

>>32697859
>[] Have Fuego take the lead and talk to the college aged women looking his way.

We brought Fuego here for a reason!

>>32697859

go to the local shrine and inquire about local lore and legends....

>>32697859
>[] Have Fuego take the lead and talk to the college aged women looking his way.
"Hey, baby. You wanna tell me about that interesting lightning storm?"
kek
Or maybe he could get some info about the local history and mythology or something.

If it fails, I guess we just go ask the angels.

>>32697859
>[x] Have Fuego take the lead and talk to the college aged women looking his way.

>[x] Other: Visit local shrines and ask the spiritual guys there about weird happenings and stuff and get lore about things.

>>32697988
Sounds good.

If it is a pagan god we're dealing with, that's the place to look.

>>32697859
>[] Go ask the angels what’s the deal.
They probably have knowledge of many nice and important things. Not necesarily including the brutal murder of Plague Snake Guy.

Looks like Fuego wins it for now.

Writing.

>>32697859
>[] Have Fuego take the lead and talk to the college aged women looking his way.

Fuego is master of subtlety

>>32697859
have caede explain her reasoning

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You decide you didn’t actually get enough information out of your general inquires. You look over at the women looking at Fuego as his shirt becomes unbuttoned on its own and get struck with an idea. “Fuego, I need you to go flirt the information out of those women.” You command making him look at you.

“Like one flirts with danger? I THE GREAT ME flirts with it most often. So I am to attack them and they shall break out of their false skins to do battle with HE WHO IS BRIGHTEST IN BLACKEST NIGHT!” he asks.

“That checks out to me.” You say nodding.

“No! What? You want him to get information out of them? What information?” Ryoko asks putting a hand on Fuego making him stop.

“Local lore, legends, information about shrines. You know, the usual.” You say.

Ryoko nods and looks at Fuego, then back to the women. “Okay, here is what you are going to do. You are going to go over there and ask them about the shrines in the area in the most normal possible way you can.” She says.

“That is most difficult for I, DOMINIC FUEGO, have a switch of PURE GREATNESS WHICH CAN NEVER BE TURNED OFF! I was asked to take it down once and MY MASCULINE GYRATIONS BROKE THE NOB SO IT IS EVER TURNING UP!” He explains flexing.

Fuego goes over there and- Sorry, I have to see this.

---

You are DOMINIC FUEGO! More glowing Greek God than man. You stride up to the pair of mortal women, amazed their loins are not BURNING THE REST OF THEM TO ASH IN YOUR PRESENCE! You put your leg up on a nearby stump and flex. “Greetings they who stare upon me! I noticed you staring at myself and must ask, COULD YOU SATISFY MY INQUIRIES?!” You demand as Risa asks something about her name to her daughter.

“Like, what? Oh my god, like, weren’t you in those movies?” One of the women asks.
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“A movie? An image burned into something to show the world a series of events? This planet is THE MOVIE OF FUEGO! MY MANLY IMAGE HAS BEEN BURNED ON THE WORLD ITSELF!” You shout puffing out your chest, your muscles glistening.

“Oh my god, he is like, so funny.” Another says.

“I must make an inquiry upon you! What do you know of the shrines to the FALSE IDOL GODS WHICH DOT THIS LAND, BEGGING FOR FUEGO’S IMAGE TO BE CAST UPON THEM?!” You ask, being as normal as possible.

“Like, shrines? Didn’t most of them get demolished?” One of the women asks.

“Yeah, except that one Buddhist shrine past main? Like, wasn’t there huge protests? Oh are you on, like, TV right now? Are you filming something?” One of the women asks.

Hm, most of the shrines in the area were demolished.

Enough?
[] Ask more of what has occurred in the realm of man!
[] Thank them and return! Risa seems to be upset about something!
[] Other, specify at once!
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>>32698427
>[] Other, specify at once!
FUEGO.
THESE WOMEN DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE WORLD GRAVITATES UPON THE GREAT ONE WHO IS YOU.
SHOW THEM YOUR TRUE MUSCULATURE AND DAZE THEM IN AWE.

>>32698427
[] Ask more of what has occurred in the realm of man!
[] Other, specify at once!
Put on a shirt and make it explode by flexing

>>32698427

>[X] Thank them and return! Risa seems to be upset about something!

Bad things happen when Risa gets upset.

Things that might mess with your man-groove.

>>32698427
>[x] Ask more of what has occurred in the realm of man!

don't forget to pose

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>>32698427
Do the Johnny bravo pose and flex the pecs. Shout manly-ily about how regular film could not capture the greatness so new film had to be invented to withstand the masculinity. Or something.

And, uh, ask about that shrine and/or the protests. It's for, uh, TV. Yeah. TV.

>>32698427
Hey wait, how is Risa communicating without monologue to translate? Does Caede speak British?

>>32698427
[] Other, specify at once!: Flexing Intensifies
[] Thank them and return! Risa seems to be upset about something!

>>32698427
Investigate remaining shrine ourselves.

ADVENTURE AWAITS

>>32698427

Seconding this:

>>32698523

They have been most helpful, and deserve payment in kind! Let them bask in a small fraction of our glory, for we would not want their lives to seem paltry and insignificant after they behold our magnificence!

>>32698427
Return to Risa, we found a clue.

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You lift your arms, getting a good shot of your obliques as you continue, gyrating your hips slightly in time with the earth, letting her know that YOUR MANHOOD IS TOO GREAT FOR HER SUPPLE BOUNTY TO CONTAIN. “Tell me more of these protests!”

“Oh, like they were tearing most of the shrines down all around the same time for, like, some urban development planning. I don’t really know much about it but, like, it was a really big deal.” The woman says.

You look at the horizon and nod dramatically as the lightning cracks around you, framing your perfect body SCULPTED AT THE DAWN OF TIME WHEN MATTER AND ANTI-MATTER COLLIDED TO TRY AND STOP THE GREATNESS THAT IS YOU. “The one AS GREAT AS I AM THANKS YOU!” You say flexing and turning.

“Wait, can I like, take a picture?” One of the women asks.

“NO IMAGE CAN CONTAIN THAT WHICH IS AS GREAT AS I AM! But you have helped THE GREAT ME. I must thank you!” You say lifting your hands high and bending slightly.

Your pelvic thrust sends a wave of raw energy washing over the women. Their eyes get slightly hazy and their clothes get blasted off, but they don’t seem to mind. Their eyes well with tears as they know what they have just experienced will make every other man they meet seem like nothing to the GREATNESS THAT IS FUEGO, THE GREATEST GREAT TO EVER BE!

You dramatically turn and leave, the women sitting trembling slightly at what their, bodies, minds, and even their very souls just felt! You return to your group and- Oh, I get off here, ha.

--

“My name isn’t stupid you wanker.” You say sniffing slightly.
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You are Risa Schrodinger, and you have just had a demon explain to you, in English no less, why your name never made too much sense. “It is way better than Cheshire because it is topical, and- and, no creepy insinuations about Alice." You point an accusing finger at Caede. "You’re a stupid name.” You counter.

“Ah, sensei, you are speaking Japanese again, and Fuego is back.” Ryoko smiles then glances behind him at the women sitting in the proof of their conquest by his MANLY AURA. “What did you do?” She demands.

“I thanked them for telling me what I wished to know. The shrines have been systematically destroyed save for one.” He explains as you grumble a little, pouting.

Well, we have a place to check out. Do we?
[] Go check out the shrine
[] Too easy, check the angels
[] Ask something else
[] Other, please specify
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>>32698764
>[] Go check out the shrine
Caede why you gotta hate?

>>32698764
>[x] Go check out the shrine

>>32698764
>[] Go check out the shrine

Caede pls

>>32698764
>check the shrine

>>32698764
>[] Go check out the shrine
Honestly I don't know why you guys voted to not go to the angels.

>>32698764
>Go check out the shrine
Caede confirmed for that guy.

>>32698923
probably think they will be pissed because we lured one of their guys into a trap and ate him.

>>32698950
Angels seem to be fairly independent. And Azure dropped
>they probably won’t attack unless you get in their way.
We know that the scientists will attack or worse on sight though.

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“Caede, the voices in my head are saying Caede please.” You say getting up.

“What does that mean?” She asks.

“Caede please.” You reply.

“Please what?” She asks.

“Caede please.” You continue holding your ground.

There is silence for a few moments while you glare at Caede then you nod. “Okay, well, with that settled let’s go to the shrine.” You say clapping your hands.

Your group walks to the shrine, opting not to sonido mostly because you are being a grumpy gus about all of this. You make your way there and find a flight of stairs. You think you haven’t tried it in a while, so you tentatively place a foot on the first step. You vomit a stream of red and fall over onto your side. You gargle up frothy pink meat as you spell out your last will on the ground.

Ryoko sighs and picks you up, getting a touch fresh with her hands, but since she carries you up the stairs you decide to let it go. You arrive at the shrine proper and feel something is horribly, terribly off. The monks are sweeping up, and there are a few people here or there either praying or talking about something. Around the main temple you see a group of kids playing hide and seek, but there is also something horribly terrifically wrong here.

You narrow your gaze and extend your senses and find a small ripple in reality. With a gesture of will you separate the parts sticking together and see a white, smiling mask sitting on the collection box. Do… do we touch it? It’s sort of like a button, and I sort of want to touch it.

[] Yes, touch it.
[] Go talk to the monks
[] Ask the kids something.
[] Go get the angels, this is pretty weird and they are your safe place.
[] Other, please specify

>>32699103
>With a gesture of will you separate the parts sticking together and see a white, smiling mask sitting on the collection box.
Well THIS is really fucking ominous.

>Touch the mask

>>32699103
>[] Go talk to the monks

We are a patient Risa today. No button pushing right now.

>>32699103
Hold on, this is a trap. Now it would be fine normally, but I'm worried that it's a trap by the humans and they are probably pretty tricky. So lets touch it.
>[] Yes, touch it.

>>32699103
PUSH THE BUTTON
PUSH IT
PUSH IT
PUSH IT
PUSH IT
PUSH IT

>>32699103
>[] Other, please specify
Stand there guarding the mask against other people that might want to touch it and ask Ryoko to talk to the monks to figure out what the deal is with this shrine.

>>32699103
>Yes, touch it.
Who dares wins.
God Risa is easy to trap.

>>32699103
[] Yes, touch it.
Yeah it's a trap, yeah we are going to regret it, but at least we won't be wandering around for another few hours wondering why we didn't go see the angels.

>>32699103
Could you elaborate more on the structure of the mask? Is it like Risa's mask? Is it like one of those comedy masks? People smile? Fangs?

A shitty mspaint doodle would go a long way.

>>32699103
State out loud that this is clearly a trap and touch it.
>[] Yes, touch it.

We've got Hedonistic Cancer running, right? Do we have to turn that thing on?

>>32699228
Unfinished puzzles and a trail of Swedish fish.

>>32699103
Talk to the monks.

Why is everyone intentionally making bad choices today.

>>32699279
Big red shiny button syndrome

>>32699250
Comedy mask

Looks like we are touching the mask

>>32699246
Why would we see the angels?

They hate us and won't stay retarded forever.

>>32699315
Please tell me it's not going to instakill a teammate. At least give me that.

>>32699319
>won't stay retarded forever
But thats what we're relying on.

>>32699319
I imagine those like Azzy & Lucy share their no fucks given outlook. Why just look at Mikey.

Wait. No. Mikey feels lacking in gravitas...Big Mike?

>>32699360
The Big M

>>32699315
>Comedy mask
Heeeeeeeeere's Loki!

>>32699319
Well A bunch of them hate us. Michael was pretty chill and I think the rest of the old school may be similarly inclined.

>>32699384
That was like three days ago they can holdem a bit longer surly.

>>32699384
Loki seems to have become our goto villain we blame for things.

>>32699413
He was a bit cross when we ripped out his eye though

>>32699392
We did eat a few of them.

But we're also a living undead post-human abnormality that has angelic aspects on top of being an unnatural being with the utterly human capacity for choice.
Technically God said that they have to love us.

>>32699413
Eclipse

>>32699439
He was pretty cross when they stuck him under that snake too but he didn't get out of that until Ragnarok.
>>32699458
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>32699475
And now he knows that we notice lie smith

>>32699524
were also a lot stronger
he might also trigger third release mi battle

>>32699539
And we can steal his other eye...or spew our organs at him and get him preggers with our monster baby.

>>32699578
He let himself get fucked by a horse so i guess it would work
is it just me or is captcha being a picky bitch today

>>32699578
Dont even joke about that man. Thea probably would get him preggers.

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“Now I could not touch the mask, and go about my merry way. However, the humans are being a tricky sort ain’t they? So, what people are expecting is that I’ll not touch the mask, but the humans being tricky will expect I expect it. Let’s look at it this way, the mask is on the collection box, which is over there, while I am over here. This is a Japanese shrine, so they would want to keep the mask as close to them as possible in order to protect their idea of honor.” You say making Ryoko turn to you.

“Sensei what-“ She starts but you put a finger to her lips.

“However, Japan is also the home of Ninjas, whose favored method is poisoning. They would know I am an Englishwoman and then not understand the societal norms of honor and thus keep it close to them in order to trick me to pick it up so I should clearly not touch it.” You say nodding.

“What are you talking about?” Caede asks.

You walk over to the mask and cross your arms. “However the mask is being presented on the donation box when it could clearly fit inside the object. Therefore it is front and center, a common military saying, which would mean I should pick it up because we all fancy soldier boys.” You continue tilting your head.

Your plant’s hair sways gracefully in the breeze in a manner which seems to ask you what you are getting on about but you know plants don’t talk. That is crazy. “But! They would know that I know that they know that I know about these social norms so…” You look up at the sky and raise an eyebrow in confusion. We should watch that movie. Jager would be so emotionally available afterwards.
(1/3?)

>>32699611
That.
Goddamn I cant spell today.

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You pick up the mask and feel a strange surge of go juice. You throw the mask down and hear a cheerful tune start playing. You see a few lights streak down into the city and feel the ground shake with impact. A massive dome of energy forms over the city and you see projected on the dome, a figure wearing a comedy mask. “Hello there my tiny little funny fingers.” It says, and it seems familiar somehow. “I am Mr. Smilie mask. For now, I might change it. Not very intimidating Mr. Smilie mask, is it? Anyway, I am the one who had the shrines to the gods taken down and the Gods themselves driven off or indisposed. All except one.” It explains and you shake your fist at the sky in futile anger.

“Curse you Loki!” You swear. That isn’t Loki. “It could be though.”

“Now in precisely three hours and twenty one minutes a large tower will form in the city itself. That is where I and the last god will be. If you manage to make it up here and kill the god you are free to do with him what you want. What’s that? Why don’t I just start the tower now? Good question hypothetical viewers.”
(2/3)

>>32699659
wot

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Mr. Smilie clears his throat. “Because there are currently five different teams in this city all with a vested interest in this little bit of fiction. I could just start it but then you would all kill each other at the foot of my fortress of darkness. That simply won’t do. No sport, no spark, none of that I don’t know what that makes life worthwhile. Unlife. Half-life?” They tilt their head. “Whatever. The humans have been shunted off to a different dimension in order to make the civilian casualties none. Ready? Set? Not yet! Go!” Mr. Smilie says, their image fading and a comedy mask forming in the sky with the words ‘This has been a production of the smilie company’ under it.

“Sensei, what was that?” Ryoko asks looking at you.

Man, how come they get the cool production values? Anyway, seems someone decided to turn this into a fight club. What do we do?

[] Try and hide for the time, let the others kill each other.(Dat lack of stealth)
[] Go find the angels, they are easy as hell to find. Well, heaven. You know what I mean.
[] Wait five teams? Go find out what this nonsense is about.
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>32699692
>[] Wait five teams? Go find out what this nonsense is about.
>[] Other, please specify

Flex to intimidate your enemies

>>32699692
>Wait five teams? Go find out what this nonsense is about.
Did that fucker take some of our go juice? Is that why he acts odd?

>>32699692
>Google smile company
>get dentists
ADD DENTISTS TO THE LIST
>[] Wait five teams? Go find out what this nonsense is about.

>>32699692
>[] Wait five teams? Go find out what this nonsense is about.

know thy enemy first

>>32699692
>wait? Five teams?

>find the angels

Okay. Us, Mendel, Angels, and 2 more.

Loki escaped and is following us, so he and allies as well as a Norse hunting party maybe?

Time space bear servants?

Mormons?

Mossad? Bet it's Mossad. They haven't done anything yet and shit is gonna get Old Testament.

>>32699692
>[] Try and hide for the time, let the others kill each other.(Dat lack of stealth)
As I recall, we have some talent for the art of Not Being Seen.

>>32699692
>[] Wait five teams? Go find out what this nonsense is about.
We should try and take the angels last.

1. Risa
2. Angels
3. Mendle
4.?
5.?

Maybe one of the other teams is a group of champions sent by the gods? I'm also suspecting that at least one of the other teams is a group of humans that are not working with Mengle.

>>32699692
>[] Wait five teams? Go find out what this nonsense is about.
My money is on Reagan as one of them. Maybe some of Beelz's minions. Or the Hell Wyrm.

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>>32699802
SOON

>>32699692
>[] Wait five teams? Go find out what this nonsense is about.

Magic floating face said that all the non-combatants have been removed. All we need to do is track down all the things that are still here to figure out who's playing this game.

Maybe it's Sid the Squid's ghost-ghost?

>>32699692
Five teams? That's two more than I expected.

Let's see what's up with that.

Also, could this be the Risa we replaced?

Just realized something
have the gates of hell EVER popped up?

>>32699887
Could be Loki's waifu.

>>32699887
What if he's already died again?
Could he be a ghost-ghost-ghost?

>>32699943
What if, what if the Risa we replaced is still alive? What if someone who hadn't given up on her caught up to her before Suicide 1 ?

>>32699979

We've at least quintuple suicided, I'm sure Sid should be able to keep up.

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“This five team nonsense is bothering me. Let’s go figure out who I am supposed to murder violently before I kill dentists.” You say sniffing the air.

The town has a distinct lack of scent, as if the weird funky barrier is muting your ability to smell stuff. You decide you have to do this the old fashioned way and sonido into the city. The empty streets seem to act as a funnel for sound, letting you hear the indistinct sounds of different life forms kilometers off. You follow one of them and crouch low on a roof. You see a group of what are probably Mendel’s creations squaring off against a man who reeks of sulfur. The walking tumors let out a hiss of acid as they spew leaches out at the figure, but with a snap of his fingers the street is engulfed in flames.

The tumor beasts can’t even scream as they are engulfed in flames which smell of putrid eggs. Hellfire, okay, so that is either the hellwyrm, in which case we are screwed, or a demon or fallen of some sort. Helpful. You sonido away, just as the figure turns their head towards you and make your way towards the emptier portions of the city.

You find more of Mendel’s drones, but rather than some giant monster fighting them, you see most of them have energy arrows jammed into their chests. You smell the air and find a very strong scent of mistletoe, like the Loki quincies but stronger. Son of a whore more Nazi quincies? Aren’t they painfully irrelevant now?

You don’t see them, but you imagine they are likely in the area. Well, what do we do now?

[] Go fight someone (Mendel’s forces, angels, Nazi Quincies, hellfire thing.)
[] Parlay someone? (see above.)
[] Other, please specify

>>32700099
Can we ask Caede about what kind of thing the hellfire demon was? We can use illusion to replay the scene for her like a hologram and then make her call us the holodock.

>>32700099
[] Other, please specify

Ask Caede whether she knows what the sulfur man was. She's a hellfly, surely she knows something.

I'd rather parlay with the sulpher man or the angels depending on what the answer is.

>>32700099
>sulfur

Seems demonic to me. Or some sorta person who doesn't bathe a lot.

Also supporting asking Caede about this guy. She's a demon, right? So therefore she will know everyone else who is a demon.

Just a reminder. Since we bought the Grace Manifestation, we can impart angelyness into our attacks to deal increased damage against demons. Hellfire guy might be a good target if he's not actually the wyrm.

>>32700099
>[] Go fight someone ( Nazi Quincies)

the Quincies being dead is there natural state (pls don't be mad mari and Kouta

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“Caede,” You ask as you consider your options. “Do you know what the scary hellfire man was? Was it the wyrm? Does he looks like just some bloke?” You ask.

“He is a shapeshifter. A few demons use hellfire in order to augment their attacks or abilities, and so do a few of the fallen.” He didn’t seem angelly, but then again neither did Natsuki. “So I can’t say for certain one way or the other who that guy is. I don’t think he is anyone I know but I might be wrong.” Caede explains.

“Should we just beat them all up Sensei? I mean, I am pretty much unstoppable and you are pretty tough yourself.” Ryoko explains

“I am not certain.” You reply deep in thought.

Well, that was helpful.

What now?

[] Go fight someone (Mendel’s forces, angels, Nazi Quincies, hellfire thing.)
[] Parlay someone? (see above.)
[] Other, please specify

>>32700344
>[] Go fight someone (Nazi Quincies)

>>32700344
>Fight hellfire guy
I really don't want to deal with him when it's time to fight the god. We got 3 hours, so time to kill.

>>32700344

Parlay with the scary hellfire man! The fallen are pretty reasonable folks so it might work

If he's a big fat jerk, we can always kill him and devour his remains.

>>32700388
Devouring might not work with us. Caede might get a bump out of it though.

Still Parlay with the hellfire seems reasonable. (Before the violence)

Who is laughing mask? We're the funnest other worldly neo-god thing in town.

>>32700432
>Devouring might not work with us.
What? It will work, we just won't get copycat options from him. He's still worth xp.

>>32700432

Caede mocked Risa's name, that means she doesn't get any snacks today.

>>32700344
>[x] Go fight someone (hellfire thing.)

>>32700344

Parlay with Hellfire, because we are the best at diplomacy and everything will work out perfectly

>>32700388
>>32700432
>>32700530
Let me just ask -why- you want to do this.

He wants to kill the god. He's already in opposition to us. Do you think he will help us fight the other factions before that in some sort of temporary truce? Do you think you're going to talk him out of doing this? Something else?

>>32700344
>[x] Go fight someone (hellfire thing.)

parlay is for pussy. hell is first on the buffet

Why do I have a feeling Mr.smiley mask is chesire?

>>32700344
>[x] Go fight someone (hellfire thing.)

>>32700552

Mostly because I expect us to fail and I want to get more information on what he actually is before we fight.

>>32700552
Hes as likely to team up as any of the others. That is to say not very but who knows? Attempting to talk to him just means we dont need to look for him to fight him.

>>32700606
The angels are far more likely to team up temporarily and I'd say that Mendel's cancer men are probably less likely to team up. Quincies are up in the air on that.

>Attempting to talk to him just means we dont need to look for him to fight him.
That makes no sense. We already know where he is.

>>32700344
Find Quincy, see how Nazi they are.


If they're not reasonable like Mari, kill them all.

>>32700634
Just means that we don't have to spend a few minutes walking to him.

>>32700634

OTOH the only good Quincies are our Quincies.

>>32700677
Wait. You want us to walk up to him to have a conversation and your reasoning is that that will make it so we don't need to walk up to him?

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You decide to go check out the hellfire guy. You sonido off with your group, following the harsh scent of hellfire. You find several scorched buildings and bubbling cement on your way as you follow the trail of destruction. You find the man throwing more of Mendel’s forces to the ground and stabbing them with a… trident I guess it would be. He lets out a hiss of smoke as you walk up behind him with your hands up. “Hello there funny little demon thing, how are you then?” You ask.

The man lets out a dark chuckle before replying, sounding like someone hit him in the nads a few times. “You are known to us! The Risa cat and her bug whore who stole the priest of the buzzing one.” He explains, pitch black eyes staring out at you.

“Right well we-“ You start but Fuego narrows his eyes.

“What did you say about the CUTEST DAUGHTER IN ALL OF TIME AND SPACE?!” he demands making the man stomp his feet.

“You know what the fly king does? Oh we do yes we do. What sort of twisted things he breaks into his demons. Little sad thing, trying to be like us above the-“ He starts but is silenced as Fuego releases in a pillar of flame.

“To speak ill of SHE WHO IS CUTER THAN THE EAR OF ALL BUGS COMBINED, daughter of HE WHO REMOVED ALL THOSE EARS WITH ONE THRUST means to speak Ill of the burning dawn! The no longer virgin moon! The twelve whispering winds of the desert!” Fuego says stepping forward his body glowing slightly.

“You wish us to take it back, yes it does. You fake, sick thing. Lucifer molded experimentation. We will collect your daughter we will, we will break and burn and kill her we shall, yes yes.” The man says.

This… this is not going very well on the parlay front.

[] Hold Fuego back
[] Let Fuego do his thing, the man is out of line.
[] Attack!
[] Other, please specify

>>32700727
>[] Attack!

Rude!

>>32700727
>[] Attack!
What a chode.

Kill&eat him.

>>32700727
[] Attack!
Wow WHAT THE FUCK what a huge asswipe

>>32700727
[] Let Fuego do his thing, the man is out of line.
[] Attack!

>>32700723
Yup.
>>32700727
>Let Fuego do his thing, the man is out of line.
For the moment anyway.

>>32700727
>[x] Attack!

For Adoption!

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>>32700727
This dude makes me think of pic related every time he talks.

>>32700727
>stabbing them with a… trident
Oh neat. I guess it's a devil or something.

>>32700796
that va was murdered by her father

so
omake tonight?

>>32700875
I'm aware.

>>32700875
No need to remind us.

>>32700875
Yep yep yep.

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“I figure that would be a-“ You start pointing at him.

“Demon yes.” Caede explains with a sigh.

“Sort of a right cunt isn’t he?” You ask and Caede looks at you strangely.

“He is a demon. Most of us are sort of jerks one way or the other.” Caede explains with a shrug. “It is a result of living in hell I think. Hell is pretty awful you know, even for demons. It is like having the worst possible home life and being told you have to like it because you are bad evil guys.”

“She will beg me for release, yes she will, yes she will, as I strip her slowly and feed her to my-“ He starts but never finishes.

Fuego’s fist slams into the demon and he goes flying back as Fuego lets out a burst of manly flame. The demon’s guise is blown away and you see him for what he is. A large, red skinned, curling horned man with goat horns, bat wings, and a distressing lack of loin cloth. Bloke should wear a loincloth. Ryoko sighs as she pops a mushroom and you see Shawn pull out her bow as well.

You sonido after the bastard and…

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

Rolled 83

>>32700938

>>32700727
That's pretty much why I wanted to parley with the hell beast first.
We'd find out why he's there, some insults would be tossed around, and get more information even if he didn't work with us.

Come on, he's demonic, and we're magicly humming as angelic as all get out. We are [Joy] for christ sake.

>[] Let Fuego do his thing, the man is out of line.

>>32700727
So is this guy a pride demon or what?

Rolled 83

>>32700938
big bucks no whammies

Rolled 35

>>32700938

Rolled 71

>>32700938
Remember to use the angel rocks to really jam a poker in his craw.

Rolled 35

>>32700938

Today's lucky number!: 83

Rolled 73

>>32700938
>muh nat crit

Rolled 66

>>32700938
"Wow, ten out of ten for originality"

>>32700941
>>32700956
>>32700967
>>32700973
ITS HAPPENING

Rolled 46

>>32700990

Poker time?

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>what just happened
Except halfway through he dropped his disguise and became all demony.

Rolled 19

>>32701031
I just noticed that Ryoko has
>Worm stomper:
As an ability. Doesn't that make her perfect for taking our Jorgumand? Plus it probably counts as a hated enemy.

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>>32700938

WAIT

WAAAAIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER

WE CHALLENGE YOU, TO A ROCK-OFF

>>32701110
she could kick the hellwyrms' ass

>>32701132
pls no rap battle

>>32701132
What year was tribute written? Maybe the guys got missed be smiley somehow.

>>32701146
Rap battle? We have Idemque, who needs rap

>>32701146
We have an insanity guitar.

>The music can carry the go-jucie of the wielder and any effects associated with it great distances through sound.
Does this mean we can make the guitar blast smitey angel-metal at the demon dbag?

It's actually probably a really bad idea. Would probably fuck up Caede.

>>32701210
(angel metal as in metal the genre, not the stuff our claws are made of)

>>32701210
I don't think it does much direct damage, it just debuffs.

>>32701268
It killed at least one person. Also Debuffs are still important in a fight.

>>32701268
Do we really want to debuff Caede?

>>32701362
No, it's why we haven't used it much since we have been fighting with allies lately.

>>32701362
We can direct it Im pretty sure. Didnt we use it fairly recently?

>>32701420
I think we last used Idemque on the chumps we fought before the genie. I'm not sure though; the guitar doesn't get much love.

>>32701420
We can direct it when we are using it personally (mostly). If we let it do it's own thing it will effect everyone.

>>32701447
We used it on the first group of angels we fought, where we are our first angel. We just threw it into the air and let it do its thing.

>>32701470
Pretty sure we used it after that as well.

>>32701470
We used it a couple times as a club to smash blokes in the head. I think we might have hit Fenrir with it once.

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You chase after the demon, still soaring through the air after the punch to his face from Fuego. You use your speed and strain to catch up with the red projectile. He slams into the ceiling of the dome and falls lower, his wings finally flapping to keep him airborn. “Foul man! I shall sodomize you all with my spiked demon cock Yes we shall we shall indeed!” He snarls as his trident burns with hellfire.

“That man’s bum is mine!” You reply sending a strong kick to his midsection.

The demon’s skin seems to burn some at the impact, but you pay it no mind. He at you with his weapon and you feel the burning metal connect with your arm, sending delightful pain throughout your body. Your arm detaches and clamps onto the demon’s throat, making him almost yelp in surprise. You spin to gain momentum and lash out with a kick, morphing your leg into a pillar of twisting sinew eyes and teeth which cut deep, sick gashes along his body. Your nails hold the property of angel steel and let out a hiss as they clench onto the demon’s throat.

He yelps as he stabs at it with his trident and pries it loose, but not before you fill it with cero energy. As soon as it is free it detonates and your arm regrows with the strange metaphysical sound of laughter. You coat the rest of your body in cero energy as you lash out with another strange kick. This time however the fleshy pillar wraps around him and holds him in place. You pull yourself up to it and fuse with the meat ring letting to flow with cero energy. You form a smile as the trident stabs into your body and sends wonderful pain through you.

You nearly lose yourself in it as it burn you, but you manage to hold onto your senses enough to form nine sharp pillars of steel like material around your ring. They spin before all stabbing in and making the creature howl. He throws you off and as you reform your body you send out a string of ceros which knock him down to the ground.
(1/2?)

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Right into the waiting grasp of Fuego. The father grabs the demon by his face and slams him into the cement wall. He drags him a few meters before holding him so it looks like he is standing up and then slamming his fist into his face. You think you see time hiccup at the impact, and in that moment Fuego yells “The GREAT FIST of THE GREAT ME!”

You see a shockwave ripple across the walls and buildings as the demon goes flying back, breaking the sound barrier. He spins as silvery arrows slam into him and detonate, using temporal distortions to inflict the absolute maximum level of damage. He comes to a full stop as Ryoko catches him and suplexes him into the street, cratering it in.

The demon sputters as he tries to get up but finds himself being bound by Caede. Small bug arms smelling of acid come out of the ground and bind him in place. Caede says a few words and thick lances of what look like insect singers stab into the fallen demon, making him cough. “Remind me what you szzzaid you were going to do to me? Szzzomething aboutzzz a szzzpikey demonic cock?” She buzzes as the insect arms twist and bend the demon over. “Zzzadly I am a proper lady you know; don't have that equipment.” She explains as another portal opens right by the demons backside. “But I think one of my comradezzz can.”

“W-Wait! You don’t know about what is going on here right? I can tell you everything!” He shouts struggling against the restraints as a barbed stinger takes position on him.

“Demonzzz lie.” Caede warns.

Well, that wasn’t as hard as I thought.

What do you do?
[] Promise to let him go if he tells
[] Kill him!
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>32701625
>“Foul man! I shall sodomize you all with my spiked demon cock Yes we shall we shall indeed!
Every demon in this setting is just a massive That Guy, ain't they.

>>32701655
[] Kill him!

Rolled 94

>>32701655

Demand to know what he knows! And then kill him.

This is a clever ruse that the demon will clearly fall for.

>>32701655
>[] Kill him!
No chances for unfunny business. Eat the bastard.

>>32701658

>“First off, they came so it is making love. Second off, wandering the land making people orgasm is the greatest gift of all. I am the fuck wizard, all will prostrate before me before I shove my spiked demon cock up their asses!” She proclaims flexing. “Stop being a railroading asshole.”

Yes, yes they are.

>>32701655
"Tell me everything and I'll use the happy powers to make your death nice and fast and actually pleasurable. Don't and I'll just tear you apart with big angel metal teeth."

>>32701655
>[] Promise to let him go if he tells
>[] Kill him!
Every time. Nothing to lose, unless he has demon friends.

>>32701655
>Promise to let him go if he tells
Then kill him.
Ha Ha Playing a somewhat morally ambiguous character is fun.

>actually falling for this shit
what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>32701655
Maybe hedonistic cancer would make him more pliable to questioning?

>>32701734

Being torn apart with big angel metal teeth would be downright pleasurable compared to being raped by Caede's barbed stingers.

>>32701752
What exactly are we falling for?

>>32701771
We can share.

>>32701752
Have you seen one vote which says not to kill him?

>>32701655
>[] Kill him!

Fuego demands justice!

>>32701655
>[x] Kill him!

kill him until he dies from it

>>32701655
>[] Other, please specify

Let him talk and boot his ass back to Hueco. We're going to have to take that place over again eventually, and a spy could be useful.

But we're insane, so I say let Caede and Fuego decide what we do with him. They do both have more sanity and know how to handle demons than we.

>>32701789
>giving him a chance to talk at all

>>32701837
Whats he going to do?

I want to have our guitar eat him. Just to see what happens. It does say in the pastebin that it has several unknowns.

>>32701850
if we just kill him we'll never find out

>>32701655
Went down waaaay too easy. I see a few possibilities.

>He's faking being defeated
>It's an illusion we've got right now
>He's a scrub from a larger group of demons that showed up or some big bad's underling
>This dude's a major retard and came into this mess, alone, actually being this weak.

The third seems improbable considering just how easily he torched those cancermen.

>>32701873

Caede can have him so long as she admits that Schrodinger is not a stupid name at all.

We are going after bigger fish anyway.

>>32701894

We are kind of stupid powerful and so are our allies for the most part.

>>32701874
He stuck to to the ground primed to be raped by spiked bug demon cocks and we are nigh-unkillable, I would like to see him try something.
>>32701894
You have to take into account that our group is complete bullshit.

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“A temporal instability. Very bad yes yes yes. Enough of a bad to warrant me coming here. No other demons in the city, just us yes yes. Get the information and then tell the others if we could go back. Everyone is just waiting for me, yes they are. Most of them are much weaker than I am so you don’t have to worry about it. Everything I know, yes it was.” He says nodding.

“Well, thanks for that then.” You say placing your tails around his head.

“Wait you said we had a deal!” He protests.

“Risa’s also lie.” You say, but hear Caede buss angrily at you.

“Hey, I caught him I get to deal with him.” She says.

“No way, I did the kick back and lie part.” You point out unhappily.

You both glare at each other and then Caede tilts her head. “Spit roast? I take the back you take the front we meet in the middle?” She offers.

How do you kill him?
[] Leave him to Caede, she seems to be in to it.
[] Do it yourself. Caede made fun of your name
[] Share. Have a proper bonding moment.
[] Other, please specify

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>>32702020
>[] Share. Have a proper bonding moment.

>>32702020
[] Leave him to Caede, she seems to be in to it.
But only if she says our name is cool

>>32702020
>[x] Share. Have a proper bonding moment.
Oh dear lord.

>>32702020
>[x] Leave him to Caede, she seems to be in to it.

seems like a small fry

don't fill up on bread at the steakhouse

>>32702042
Ill second this.

>>32702081
Risa can't fill up in that sense. Besides, we need to pig out if we want to rush dat 3rd release.

>>32702042
Thirding.

>>32702020
>share

Looks like most will leave it to Caede and use it to bribe her into saying your name is cool?

Writing now.

>>32702020
Alright, so there are more demons, no one knew he was there, and rest are stronger then him.
>[x] Share. Have a proper bonding moment.
I-It's not like I want to or anything. Idiot...

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>>32702020
>[x] Share. Have a proper bonding moment.

>>32702020
>>32702042

If she admits to her mistake, let her have it. Otherwise, a spit roast is fine too.

>>32702104
We still got the quincies.
And mendels crew.
And the angels
And the god.
Possibly smiles too.

>>32702130
>>32702131
Take back my vote, this seems agreeable.

>>32702144
No, take a look at what he said. There are more of him, and they are stronger.

>>32702144
And you're just going to say to give all of them away too for some asinine reason. Don't you even dare say "we get doodle points!".

>>32702156

>No other demons in the city, just us yes yes. Get the information and then tell the others if we could go back. Everyone is just waiting for me, yes they are. Most of them are much weaker than I am so you don’t have to worry about it.

I mean, the dude's a liar but if we believe what he says, the demons are unlikely to be a problem this round.

>>32702208
I agree that they aren't likely to be a problem this round, but I'm going to assume there is some kind of leader that will be strong enough to take on angels/gods. I think these guys are pride demons too, so Lucy might stop by for a chat.

>>32702020
When Lucifer scans us, it's going to factor in Idemque and any other possible artifacts that we make, yeah?

If it does, we might want to feed all the mooks we kill in the next three hours to the guitar in an attempt to make that thing a little better. It's going to be part of our plan to farm EF, so we need to make it git gud too.

>>32702280
But Pride demons are supposed to be rare as fuck and I wouldn't expect them to be this weak.

>>32702170
In fairness she did catch this guy and he did call her a whore. Who else are we going to give stuff to anyway? Berserker gets stronger by fighting, great me gets stronger by being manly, ceade can only get demons and shit has really hit the fan if we are trying to power up plantbro.

>>32702298

>Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.

King James yall

>>32702298
Could be anger. Could just be some random scrub demon.

>>32702308
The Plant is siphoning power from some alternate timeline where we powerleveled the fuck out of them. I think.

Imagine the universe in which Risa was the most aggressive feeder possible, and all of that food went to the plant. Is scary.

>>32702298
Technically those bug demons fall under the pride umbrealla, and they are pretty weak excepting the major bugs.

>>32702356
The bug demons are from Beelz. They're Gluttony or Greed, I get those mixed up.

>>32702378
Ahh, I assumed Beelz would be pride himself since he is directly under lucy. Makes more sense for them to be gluttony. It seems like pride fits though from the way this guy blew us off when we were talking.

>>32702421
I think that was just because he was dumb.

>>32702460
>“You know what the fly king does? Oh we do yes we do. What sort of twisted things he breaks into his demons. Little sad thing, trying to be like us above the-“ He starts but is silenced as Fuego releases in a pillar of flame.
He was talking about rank and said he was above her rank since she was related to beelz. Maybe another LT. Guess we are going to find out soon enough, and it's not like we can prepare.

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“I will let you kill him if, and only if! You say my name is cool.” You say frowning.

“What?”

“It was hurtful and I clearly have self esteem issues since I don’t believe in ghosts.” You say narrowing your gaze. “Say my name is cool.”

“Fine, your name is cool.” Caede sighs.

You smile and take your tails off the demon, your strange need to be liked finally fulfilled. The demon screams as the spike enters him, dragging centimeter after centimeter. Caede sighs as she looks at him twisting and turning on the ground. “Men are quite lucky. I don’t think it is the same.” She scrunches up her nose and looks at the spike slowly digging into the demon. “Unless.”

She climbs on the spike and straddles it, placing her hand on the small of the other demon’s back. As it slowly goes deeper inside him she smiles. “My, this could become quite addicting!” She says clapping her hands once.

“What is with demons and sex anyway?” You decide to ask as the demon coughs up blood.

“Hm? Oh it has something to do with the influence of the fallen in the world. Basically if the stronger the fallen, and the more of their sin is in the world, the more we sort of become interested in it. The human race has a biological need to fuck, and they get really weird about it so most of the demons have some interest in that. Plus people are weirded out by sex. You saw that movie Alien right? Notice how the Xenomorphs were sort of sexual? That is because of that innate fear and we use that.” She explains.

The demon under her gurgles some. “Let us go, yes yes. We can reward you we can.” He says.
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Caede frowns and says some words. Her hand shifts to her bug like demon one, gurgling with acid. She smacks it into his ass and he thrashes as small maggots hatch in the wound and start burrowing in. “Shut your mouth.” She commands then looks back at you. “There is a whole weird energy system between the fallen, demons, humans, and hell. It is pretty complex.” She explains.

As the spike catches deep Caede says something which remind you of a frat boy then licks her lips, a strange sadistic hunger in her eyes. The spike then slowly pulls out forcing the demon to scream, then gurgle, then makes his eyes roll back in his head. The spike rams a few more times before the demon’s go juice vanishes and it swarms around Caede. She lets out a sigh as she gets off the spike, and you notice she seems rather happy, though she seems to be walking a little funny.

You feel a portal to hell open somewhere in the city and something massive steps through. You blink as you look back at Caede and she tilts her head confus- oh, I get it. “Get what?” You ask. Look at what he said. AVENGE ME. Huh, may have been a spell.

You hear a happy tune start up and see Mr Smilie overhead, familiar but you can't place him. “Well ladies and gentleman it seems we lost a team and gained a team. What are the odds right? Well now, since you won, Doctor Risa Schrodinger, I will answer a question for you. You have to have questions. I love questions.” He says.

Ask something?
[] Who are you anyway?
[] What are you doing here?
[] Caede is still sort of cute, isn’t she?
[] Other, please specify
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>>32702609
>[x] What are you doing here?

his name is whatever we decide it is

purpose/raison d'eitre is more important

>>32702609
Quick call dibs!

>>32702609
>>32702527
>Fuego just stood there, watching this
Oh my. My my my.

As for a question... I need a minute to think.

>>32702609
>[] Caede is still sort of cute, isn’t she?
Looks like I was completely wrong about there being more of em.

>>32702609
I'm trying really hard to think of something witty but can't

>>32702609
>[x] Other, please specify
We need to figure out whether the angels or Mendel have any big hitters here.

I think asking about Mendel's forces might be more prudent, since the angels aren't exactly sneaky at all.

>>32702609

“I am Mr. Smilie mask. For now, I might change it. Not very intimidating Mr. Smilie mask, is it? Anyway, I am the one who had the shrines to the gods taken down and the Gods themselves driven off or indisposed. All except one.” It explains and you shake your fist at the sky in futile anger.

>What's the identity of the last God?

>>32702609
>Do your friends know that you are gay?

>>32702609
>[x] Other, please specify
This thing was described to me as being "similar to a god". Why is that?

>>32702609
>[] Caede is still sort of cute, isn’t she?

>>32702609
>>32702703
Seconding this. I'm all for embracing the crazy guys, but we need to be good at our job sometimes too.

>>32702669
>>32702739

Anons, pls. Let's not ask something we already know the answer to.

Caede is a total cutie.

>was actually the only demon there
Ok. How did this scrub think he was going to take on a god and a angel strike team again?

>>32702609
>>32702703

Support this unless someone comes up with a more useful question.

>>32702734
This might be a good one to ask

>>32702813

Pride, yo

>>32702609
>You feel a portal to hell open somewhere in the city and something massive steps through.
I didn't know demons were able to leave hell so casually.

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“What is the identity of the last god?” You ask and the face tilts his head.

“No idea! What a boring question to ask. You are a boring question asker, Ms. I-Don’t-Care-About-The-Sexy-Stranger. A boring McBoring pants you are. The god is sort of spiderish I guess. It is probably not spider man though. Also he is very, very cross, and I don’t think it is just because I used economic superiority to crush him and his comrades. I think he was always that way.” He explains looking over.

“Well, to the rest of you I hope you have a wonderful battle royal. Or what ever cheap Disney comedy this is.” He explains the screen going dark.

“I’m not a boring McBoring pants. I am super interesting. Like, I speculated Sin-Fin doesn’t wear knickers and everything. That is interesting right?” You ask.

“To me it is.” Ryoko says looking over at Caede as she tilts her head. “We should talk about this more I think.”

“Too right you. But for now we have a little under two hours to go what with all our scouting and thinking and talking and fighting. Now we have to decide where to go next.” You say.

Well, seems you are in it to win it. I have no cool ending lines.

Hollow Quest Redux 79 end.

Sorry for the slowish thread but I hurt my back earlier and it is really distracting. Will grab a shower and answer questions, concerns, comments when I get back.

No Omake

>>32703161
What a terrible answer. All that told us is there doesn't seem to be a plot between Other Risa and the not-god.

>>32703161
>sort of spiderish I guess
Hi Charolette

>>32703161
can next thread be a omake only thread
I'm missing our fiancee and im sure he's missing us

>>32703278

I'd prefer half and half at least. Risa needs to eat this upstart cat.

>>32703161
So some sort of whore spider?

>>32703161
Thanks Azure. Also
>I'll be gone for a week
>I am back, my hands are cut up
>I hurt my back
それはどのようにヤクザである?

>>32703161
>No Omake
buuuttttt Azure

>Short thread
o-ok Azure, hope you get better for entirely unselfish reasons and not because I want more Hollow Quest.

>>32703161
Tryng to think of any and all spider gods.
All I'm getting is Anansi and Lolth.
My myth-fu has failed me.

>>32703263
...well, fuck. I doubt it, but that could be fun.

Also?
Captcha - were dimake
Even captcha is disappoint.

>>32703161

Hope you feel better, Azure!

Also, what usually happens at the shrine when Risa isn't around? Are there lots of subplots and struggles and triumphs that we remain blissfully ignorant of due to Risa's involvement in Bigger Things?

>>32703161
Hey Azure, about the whole faith thing. Is it only mortal humans that can empower and create things with their faith, or can it be done by other beings as well?

>>32703430

I thought we were focusing on Japanese Gods?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jor%C5%8Dgumo might be potential fit but it's a she and not a he.

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>>32703278
That I don't think I can do. I will run omake only when I do not feel like I have to breakneck the plot. Tell you what, when we become strong enough that we are confident about not betting lightbrung by lucifer I will think about an omake only.
>>32703343
Ha ha ha
>>32703421
I hope I get better too. I am going to try taking it easy for a few days.
>>32703441
The main shrine? Oh yes, terrifically big things. Sin-Fin is popular, they have mario cart tournies, the works.
>>32703485
Pretty much humans only

>>32703589
>that response
I just got inspiration for a pastebin. I apologize beforehand.

>>32703589
>Only humans
I was thinking about the humans super-weapon and ended up coming back to faith. Right now Mendel is going around collecting the results of human faith and turning them into weapons, it makes sense to take that to the next level and turn all of humans collective faith power into a weapon. Or maybe they just have a huge robot.

>>32703684
Or a huge faith robot.

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>>32703631
I will look forward to it!
>>32703684
A good guess, but keep in mind some of the things they collected were not just made of faith. You are certainly on a good track for some of it though.
>>32703712
The Faithazord. Each part of it from a different religion.

>>32703712
>Piloted by a teenage Japanese highschool student
>All of humanities hopes and dreams lie with me, I can't lose now! SUPER SOMETHING SOMETHING MEGA SPIRAL ATTACK
I can see it now. All those mecha shows just got a fantastic twist.

>>32703731
Know when the next thread is?

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>>32703790
>The Faithazord. Each part of it from a different religion.
>earth governments face when

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>>32703820
Tomorrow or Thursday I suspect. I have to drive someone to the airport tomorrow a little early so I will see how I am feeling then. Will keep the twitter updated.

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>>32703830
Kamen Rider is probably a beast.

>>32703861
I only just noticed you can see her hair through the hollow hole. Thats a really neat detail.

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>>32703976
That's cuz snapples a pretty neat guy

>>32703790
It just struck me how we really are the villain in this story. I mean, all the factions are complete assholes to different degrees, and the world governments take a very wide view of acceptable losses and collateral damage, but we would fit in perfectly as the big bad boss that that heroic teenager has to fight.
And I don't regret it at all and fully expect us to win such an encounter.

>>32703899
We have Hollow Rider who can appear in our darkest hour at least.

Kamen Riders do seem to draw their powers from darkness most of the time.

>>32704060

Would villains have such fluffy tails? I think not

>>32704013
Hey Azure, I know it's rough on you, but could you try and post on twitter further beforehand when the thread starts?

>>32704065
We still haven't tried summoning him, and I really want to summon him eventually. Maybe Sin fin will eventually come around to accept his brand of justice.

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>>32704060
>>32704090
I think villains actually have the fluffiest tails.
>>32704130
How much earlier would be preferable? 2 hours before the thread starts?

This thread needs more Jager.

>>32703731
>some of the things they collected
Wait, are their weapons things they are collecting? They aren't making their own science stuff?
When we had that strike force attack we fought against specialists that weren't that impressive, the strongest being a psionic. But they also had that space laser...
Now the main human force (that we can see) is flesh abominations...

>>32704252
They both collect, and make. They are tearing apart the world serpent right now to find interesting parts they can use and how to best use them and improving what they already have with what they find, for example.

Also they have space lasers.

>>32704183
Maybe 4 hours. I don't think anyone expects you to get it down to the hour, but anything is better then 'Tuesday' and nothing till a one hour ahead sort of thing.
I was bored and no classes or work today so I ended up driving to someone. Didn't know I missed this.

>>32704318
>They are tearing apart the world serpent right now
I now know what we are doing immediately after we finish with what we are currently doing.

>>32704252
>>32704252
Those dudes were kicking our ass.

>>32704183
You usually announce the threads a day in advance, right? Well instead of just saying "Hollow tomorrow!" you say "Hollow tomorrow! Probably around [whatever] 'o clock EST!"

Then you can do your 1 hour thing after that, or announce later that your guess time was off or whatever.

>>32704361
Finding it would be difficult to say the least.
>>32704341
I will try and do it a few hours before hand from now on.
>>32704417
May try that too.

>>32704318
Let's say we manage to kick Mendel's ass and reposes the World Serpent. Would we have to eat /all/ the things she made with it so far or would it be enough to just eat the parts she hasn't used yet? Just wondering how this would play out with the all or nothing xp dealio.