>>32691116
Your best friend Hebiki Akari is in charge of the place and she's supposed to have seen to the cuddly little Void oni that assaulted you for stealing her rain. After you killed her and gave her mouth to mouth resuscitation (and your first kiss, incidentally) you discovered her life sucked so bad she was willing to die rather than suffer with it any more, so you stole – er, recruited her, and sent her off to the safe-house. And now she belongs to you! She's supposed to call you....

And your phone goes off! Amazing!

“Aniki, there's a Void oni tomboy-” “Hey!” “-here who says you told her to come here and that she belongs to you now. Is she legitimate, aniki?”

[] She's for real, and don't call me aniki.
[] Yep, she's mine. Oh, she might have some family trying to bring her back. Just hold them off until I get there.
[] Yes, she's legit, and be nice to her.
[] She's mine, all right, I kidnapped her fair and square!
[] Yes, and she owes me for stealing my first kiss. Of course, she was dead at the time, so that's okay, I guess.

>>32691127
>[x] She's mine, all right, I kidnapped her fair and square!
Mine, mine, mine

>>32691127
>>[x] Yep, she's mine for stealing my first kiss. Of course, she was dead at the time, so that's okay, I guess.. Oh, she might have some family trying to bring her back. Just hold them off until I get there. Don't call me aniki.
Professional or something.

>>32691116
>to the cuddly little Void oni

I sense succubi in this quest.

What's going on here?!

>>32691127
>[] She's mine, all right, I kidnapped her fair and square!
>[] Yep, she's mine. Oh, she might have some family trying to bring her back. Just hold them off until I get there.

>>32691127
>[] Yes, she's legit, and be nice to her.

>>32691127
>[x] Yep, she's mine. Oh, she might have some family trying to bring her back. Just hold them off until I get there.
oh god I finally get to participate

[] She's mine, all right, I kidnapped her fair and square!
[] Yep, she's mine. Oh, she might have some family trying to bring her back. Just hold them off until I get there.


Telling here to be nice is redundant, telling her she got our first kiss is needlessly cruel.

>>32691127
>[] She's mine, all right, I kidnapped her fair and square!
>[] Yep, she's mine. Oh, she might have some family trying to bring her back. Just hold them off until I get there.

>>32691151
No, fuck off with your goddamn succubus fetish. We dragons here.

>>32691266
oh no
it's him isn't it
the femdom shitter from monstergirl mercs
please god no

>>32691266
Look dude, it's a void oni that stole her first kiss.

That's succubus behavior if I ever heard it.

Oni=demon.
Kiss stealing=succubi.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>32691266
And Oni. And probably whatever else happens to get in our way while also being cute.

>>32691282
In a thread run by XS? Yeah, he's in the wrong quest.

>>32691286
Maybe you should read the previous threads so you actually understand what you're talking about.

>>32691293
That's not how you spell "get in the pants of", anon...

>>32691116
You start this quest the very minute I get home from work

It's fantastic.

>>32691286
Did you just decided to come in this thread without ever reading the previous ones?

>>32691306
I'm going to say this once: It was a joke.
Some people like to ask what a quest is about as a brief summary, rather than having to read every. single. thread archive.
So try not to shit up your own thread with "no fun allowed".

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“She's mine fair and square. I stole her rain, then I stole her. And she might have some family hunting her down, just hold them off until I get there. And she's legit, so just do your thing.” Akari is nice to everyone, right up until she decides they need a smack. And she smacks HARD.

“Okay. I'll get her fed and take care of her.”

“You're okay with that?” As if you needed to ask, really.

“Well, it's Ryukusa-aniki, so it can't be helped.”

….you're not quite sure how to take that.

“Okay, I have one more errand to run and I'll be back. What do you want for lunch?”

“Dumplings and pork buns, please.” Well, that was a dumb question, it's almost all she ever ate. The muffled sounds would be her asking Kurao Yui what she would like. “She said anything except beans, aniki.” Makes sense – the first of the year people throw beans out the door to chase off the oni spirits that bring bad luck. Come to think of it, keeping some beans on you might be a good idea – her family isn't half-oni like most of your cousins and siblings are.

>>32691335
>“Well, it's Ryukusa-aniki, so it can't be helped.”

We have trained that one well

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>>32691335
“Got it. And Jinyuu-onee-sama says hi, and sends her love.”

“....”

“Hello?”

“Thank you, aniki. I'm glad she's doing good.” She almost sounds choked up.

“Hey, none of that from my Akari-niji.” Fine, she calls you boss, you call her subordinate.

“!” Now that's impressive, you don't think you've ever heard shocked silence so vividly over the phone. “Aniki, you're so bold....”

“Hey, what are you saying!? Never mind, I'll be home soon.”

“Hai, aniki.”

You hang up and run your hand through your hair with a sigh. After Jinyuu-onee-sama explained why Oba-chan wanted Akari near you, you thought it would be stressful dealing with her, but somehow she is just too sweet to concern you with duplicitous aunts and hidden threats.

You manage to wander through Harajuku, and the number of sidelong glances and interested looks your home-made Class-Cute Kimono-Skirt ensemble, which you really need a better name for, the number of looks it gets is gratifying. God of Destruction indeed; maybe destruction of the status quo on cool outfits! But there was that I Ching reading....

>dice+1d4+5 to get a number from 6 to 9. First six rolls only. First roll is first line (but the lines are read top to bottom).

Rolled 3 + 5

>>32691359

Rolled 3 + 5

>>32691359
rawling

Rolled 4 + 5

>>32691359

>>32691349
She knows what's up.

Rolled 2 + 5

>>32691359
Curious

Rolled 3 + 5

>>32691359

Rolled 2 + 5

>>32691359

>>32691335
>>32691359
Goddamn Akari is too adorable

I'm going into cardiac arrest

Please send help

>>32691359
Fuck, I missed the first 30 minutes! Curse my schedule.

>>32691359
I dunno if I get how this roll works, but that's okay.

>>32691430
Both our subordinates/imoutos are adorable and primed for lewds, and all adorable girls shall be our subordinates and imoutos and primed for lewds.

>>32691335
>>32691359
damn I love Akari. Calling her niji's gotta stick if she keeps reacting like that, too

>>32691430

Told you, she's our Gods-ordained right hand, the ying tou our yang. In everything!

>>32691465
Please anon. If they want the devotion of Ryukusa that's all well and good, but they can be left un-lewded too. No need to prime them for it.

>>32691493
Merely being around Ryukusa and witnessing her awesomeness is enough to prime them for it, and after that it would just be mean not to indulge them.

>>32691541
>Merely being around Ryukusa and witnessing her awesomeness is enough to prime them for it
Uh, yeah, that's kinda the whole reason oba-san is renting us out.

>>32691541
I just don't want people to focus too much on the lewd an make the QM bored with the quest

>>32691460
In I Ching, the numbers 6, 7, 8, and 9 refer to the unbroken and broken lines, and whether they are strong or weak.

/tg/ just cast it's own fortune, using dice instead of coins.

>>32691551
Ah, cool. Well let's hope it's good!

>>32691551
So what's 8, 8, 9, 7, 8, 7?

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Jinyuu-onee-sama divided the stalks, bit by bit, coming up with the calculations that lead her to a specific I Chin hexagram...with one line that was of special significance because it changed from a Yang line to a Yin line....

8, 8, 9, 7, 8, 7

Hexagram - Fifty-Six
Lu / The Wanderer

Fire on the Mountain, catastrophic to man, a passing annoyance to the Mountain:
The Superior Person waits for wisdom and clarity before exacting Justice, then lets no protest sway him.

Find satisfaction in small gains.
To move constantly forward is good fortune to a Wanderer.
SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You are a stranger to this situation.
It is your attraction to the exotic that has led you here, but you will move on to a new vista when this one has lost its mystique.
Because much of this environment is foreign to you, you must exercise only the best judgment.
You don't know the custom here, and it's too easy to cross a line you don't know is there.
Because you are the foreigner in this setting, you have no history to acquit you.
Watch, listen, study, contemplate, then step lightly but decisively on.
There is One Changing Line.
Hexagram Fifty-Six/Line Three:
The traveler causes a fire that burns down the inn.
He loses the trust of his servant and traveling companions.

>>32691548
We're basically an all-natural aphrodisiac/fertility drug.
When we're around, at least one person is getting pregnant, probably two.

>>32691550
>I just don't want people to focus too much on the lewd an make the QM bored with the quest
Fair enough, it's mostly just a joke, too much kicking ass and taking names to get tunnel-vision like that.

>>32691550
That is a forlorn hope, anon... /tg/ not focussing on the lewd is about as probable as the sun not rising.

>>32691575
worry.jpg

>>32691575
>>The traveler causes a fire that burns down the inn.
>He loses the trust of his servant and traveling companions.
Okay, soo...let's stay away from inns.

Rolled 2 + 5

>>32691575
>He loses the trust of his servant and traveling companions.
Oh No

>>32691575
got it. Don't piss off locals

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>>32691575
While that was fairly alarming, your big sister calmed you down, and spoke of the transformed hexagram. The changing line makes one hexagram into another....
Transformed Hexagram:

35 - Thirty-Five
Chin / Aspiration

The Sun shines down upon the Earth:
Constantly honing and refining his brilliance, the Superior Person is a Godsend to his people.
They repay his benevolence with a herd of horses, and he is granted audience three times in a single day.

Promotion.
SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This is a time of reward for good works.
Those you have helped want to show their gratitude.
Benefits come both from on high and from the humble you uplifted.
Accept all gifts graciously, though the reward may not be what you truly need or hoped for.
Some may bestow more than they can afford to give, but you must realize that they need to feel that they have repaid you.

>>32691575
Okay, so observe, be respectful and act carefully huh.
Man, /tg/ is not suited to this fortune at all!

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>>32691629
Of course, that's something she determined while separating bundles of yarrow stalks by hand while you had tea and she explained how getting other dragonettes pregnant worked and how no man had enough vitality to actually get you pregnant. Not that you concerned yourself about that sort of thing before.

Still, knowing how your very nearness could increase the chances of Kumatori Kiki getting pregnant, and how you yourself could make her pregnant – though it would take more than a kiss – was worth finding out. She also explained how you might have trouble with Barrier conflicts against other spirit-folk who were closer to your own element and power level. Oni, as tough as they are against brute force, suffer more badly from cuts and slashes, and tend to be physically slower. Half-demons were clever and very difficult to trick or confuse, while youkai-born tended to be vulnerable to magical forces and mystical weapons. Nothing special perhaps but better to know than find out the hard way.

You pick up food for you and your new employee and your best friend, and kick open the door to your safe house.

“Akari! I'm-”

You pause as you see Akari and Yui in the living room, both sitting cross-legged and staring at each other. The dark and fearsome aura they're both projecting makes even you pause as their glittering eyes shoot sparks as the glare at one another.

[] Don't interrupt! It's obviously important!
[] Hey hey, there's enough to go around for everyone! No, you meant the food!
[] Bop them on the head with a sandal each, you got food and it's getting cold!
[] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!
[] Uh, what's going on?

>>32691629
Now that's more like it! Somehow this all sounds very lewd, especially the last line. I'm mildly ashamed since I was the one calling for some restraint from anons on that topic.

>>32691575
I guess this implies we should be careful when we start our bodyguard job, be mindful and don't fuck up and make people mad

>>32691550
>>32691580
>>32691584
You guys aren't familiar with XS are you?

>>32691649
>[] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!
>[] Uh, what's going on?

>>32691649
>[x] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!
Let's see how long it lasts. But as long as it's just staring, might as well let them continue. Maybe it'll help them work out...whatever this is

>>32691649
>[x] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!
TEST OF RESOLVE
WHO CAN RESIST THE DELICIOUS AROMA FOR LONGER?
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z

>>32691649
>[] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!
They'll get over it when they see food.

>>32691649
>[x] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!

>>32691629
This one is easier to do though, /tg/ loves taking care of their NPCs

>>32691665
I remember cannibal loli was very lewd. I also remember it being very SHORT. Err on the side of caution and all that.

>>32691649
>Oni, as tough as they are against brute force, suffer more badly from cuts and slashes, and tend to be physically slower. Half-demons were clever and very difficult to trick or confuse, while youkai-born tended to be vulnerable to magical forces and mystical weapons.
See this shit right here? This is important. Remember this for the next barrier fight.

[] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!

Fast food and a show. Yee-haaaw!

>>32691649
>[] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!
If they take too long then
>[] Bop them on the head with a sandal each, you got food and it's getting cold!

>>32691665
Only from cannibal loli, which was quite different to this.

>>32691282
>looks at the first part of this quest

Oh wow, you guys remember me from there as 'that femdom guy'?
Don't worry, I have no intention of doing those things in this quest.
What you all failed to realize was that the 'elf and succubus' thing was the QM's own work. You all just came in late, so didn't get the joke.
>I do still love serving powerful competent women though!

>>32691629

This quest seems to have I Ching though! So maybe gets bonus points!
>The question is, are there Daoist Sex Arts?

>>32691649
>[x] Don't interrupt! It's obviously important!
>[x] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!
Stop them if it gets verbal or physical though

>>32691649
>[x] Bop them on the head with a sandal each, you got food and it's getting cold!

>>32691665

Judging from the stories I read in the weekend smut thread, this is actually pretty tame... Although, IMPREGNATION HO!

>>32691703
>Don't worry, I have no intention of doing those things in this quest
>goes right on to fuck up with quotes
PLEASE GET A FUCKING TRIPCODE
GOD

>>32691703
>The question is, are there Daoist Sex Arts?
Well if not, who better to invent them than RYUKUSA RYUU?

>>32691649
>[] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!
>[] Uh, what's going on?
it's totally because we gave her mouth-to-mouth, isn't it?

>>32691649
She told Akari about the mouth-to-mouth contact, didn't she?

>>32691703
No seriously, don't even start.

>>32691742
We'll have to make it fair and kiss her too then

>>32691755
But that was Ryukusa's FIRST kiss, that's worth, like, ten times as much as the others.

>>32691729

I have prepared myself to contribute to the development of yin-boy pleasure arts.

Warm massages, clean cooked food.

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[X] Lay out the table while they glare at each other and start eating. It's been a long day!
[] Uh, what's going on?

You lay out the table – though you leave the freshly made....really really bitter smelling tea on the table. Piles of ramen bowls, boxes of dumplings and pork buns, and the best rice noodles and egg rolls, and miso soup.

You settles down, glancing between them curiously. Whatever it is, it seems serious....you narrow your eyes and prepare to bop them both to snap them out of it, but then the energy between them starts to waver, unstable and threatening....and then there is a sharp snap as Yui blinks. The dangerous aura dissipates and Yui slams her hand on the table. “Shimmate!” You giggles and covers her mouth with both hands as the oni grabs a cup of tea off the table and slams it quickly, choking she struggles to swallow the tea.

“Ohayo, aniki.” Akari unfolds from the mat she's sitting on and stands up, taking a pair of chopsticks and handing them to you. Yui collapses on the floor, arms wide, the saucer for her tea rolling away. She looks positively nauseous – something you didn't know an oni-chick could be, actually.

“She challenged me to a staring contest and we bet drinking bitter tea.”

“But you don't need to blink, Akari.”

“I know.”

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>>32691886
Yui sits up. “Hey, that's cheating!” Akari pushes a bowl of ramen into her hands and some chopsticks, to her surprise. “Ah! Sorry!” She bows to you at waist, head down. “Thank you for taking care of me, Ryukusa-sama!” You blink when she doesn't lift her head, ignoring the food in her hands. You look at Akari, who looks at you just as dumbfounded. An oni ignoring food in favor of subordinating themselves to....well, anything, that's utterly unheard of in your experience, and you have plenty of oni cousins.

“That's all right! Just eat already.”

“Yes, ma'am!” She immediately starts slurping down noodles with impressive haste.

Kneeling seizen, Akari opens up her package of dumplings and pork buns, still steaming and takes delicate, simple bites. “No one has bothered the clan about her presence, aniki. The folders have arrived about the new job.”

[] Give me the basics, then.
[] I'll read them after dinner.
[] Did you peek, you naughty niji-chan?
[] Eh, never mind that, eat first work later!
[] So you two are getting along then, huh?

>>32691902
>[x] Did you peek, you naughty niji-chan?
>[x] So you two are getting along then, huh?

>>32691902
[x] Give me the basics, then.
What lies has Oba-san fed us today?

>>32691902

The basics! Work and food, most efficient

>>32691886
>something you didn't know an oni-chick could be

Oni are perhaps mythologically know for gluttony: mayhaps this one is different!
.

>>32691902
Combine these two:
[] Did you peek, you naughty niji-chan?
[] So you two are getting along then, huh?

Work can wait. Fun with cute underlings now!

>>32691902
>[x] So you two are getting along then, huh?

>>32691902
>[] Give me the basics, then.

>>32691902
[x] I'll read them after dinner.
[x] Did you peek, you naughty niji-chan?
[x] So you two are getting along then, huh?

>>32691902
>[x] So you two are getting along then, huh?
>[x] I'll read them after dinner.

>>32691902
>[] I'll read them after dinner.
>[] Did you peek, you naughty niji-chan?

>>32691902
>and you have plenty of oni cousins

Wait a moment. How do we know she's an oni?

Could something just look like one, yet be more nefarious or spy-like?

>>32691994
From the last thread

>>32691994
Read the previous threads, and stop samefagging.

>>32691902
>[] Did you peek, you naughty niji-chan?

>>32692061

Asking to confirm, since she IS different according to this thread. Question is how different?

>>32692080
half-oni.

>>32692080
No, read the fucking previous threads and you'll find out

>>32692080
She's a half-oni, not full-oni like the rest of her family.
That's why they hate her.

>>32692102
>>32692090

Thank you. It is still a worthy point of consideration to wonder about her properties, allegiances, and motivations, which was my intention.

(Shit the hostility in here to saying something other than a quest choice.)

>>32692162
It's hostility towards your goddamned ignorance and stupidity, not against write-in choices.
The answers to your questions were laid out in the previous thread, and your suspicions are laughably idiotic considering what we know of Yui.

>>32692162
The quest is only ~2-3 threads. If you can't be bothered to read those after being interested in the recap, well, that's your problem.

>>32692162
Read the fucking archive.

>>32692162
You should read the previous threads before joining in. They're not even long

>>32692162

That's been dealt with. Basically, she is (or was) her family's runt, she got a pointless job just so she would have something to do from the only member of her clan who gave something of a fuck about her.

They're probably toasting her "Good Riddance!" rightnow!

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[X] Give me the basics, then.
[X] I'll read them after dinner.
[X] Did you peek, you naughty niji-chan?
[] Eh, never mind that, eat first work later!
[X] So you two are getting along then, huh?

“Did you look at the secret documents, naughty Akari-niji-chan?”

Akari's eyes widen and her cheeks turn bright red, and Yui looks startled and looks at Akari questioningly. Akari holds out both hands and shakes her head rapidly. “No, not like that!”

Yui nods sagely and nod. “Ah, okay then, if you say so.” Akari looks embarassed.

“So you two are getting along then, that's good!” You grin as Yui nods, working on her second set of spring rolls. Akari agrees too, still blushing from your accusation.

“So, give me the basics, and I'll go over them myself later.” You relax, drinking your miso soup and looking at the two of them. Yui is greedily eating, but you planned for that, buying five bowls of ramen for her along with your and Akari's usual for three. Not that Akari eats much more than pork buns and dumplings, which makes how she maintains her body weight a mystery.

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>>32692272
“Well, it basically comes out to the fact that there are at least two other groups interested in Kumatori kiki. The first is a group of foreign investors, who seem to think the Hojo Group is planning on making a deal that will cut their profits, and it is possible. The other group is, well, the usual kind of people who like to kidnap rich daughters and blackmail their rich fathers.” Akari finishes her first pork bun as you finish your soup and Yui starts in on her third bowl of ramen. “Oh, her father is human, her mother is a dragon, but her mother had to go to the Celestial Heavens for something and hasn't returned.”

“Yakuza or stupid people?” Stupid people means any criminal element that isn't Yakuza, of course, like legitimate corporations and government agents.

“Chinese Triad.”

Yui sputters and looks shocked. “What!?”

Akari nods as she pops a dumpling in her mouth and chews slowly and politely before answering. “Apparently some weird group call the Eight Immortals is trying to make themselves a name in Japan.” She pours you and Yui tea – not out of the bitter teapot – and then herself some, sipping daintily.

[] Who do you think is the bigger threat?
[] Any other weirdos?
[] It can't be this simple.
[] What about Hojo security?
[] What time is our meeting tomorrow?

>>32692293
>[x] Who do you think is the bigger threat?

>>32692293
>[x] Who do you think is the bigger threat?
>[x] Any other weirdos?
>[x] It can't be this simple.
>[x] What about Hojo security?
>[x] What time is our meeting tomorrow?
Unfortunately, ALL the questions are needed here.

>>32692293
>>[x] Who do you think is the bigger threat?
>[x] What about Hojo security?

>>32692293
[] Any other weirdos?
[] Who do you think is the bigger threat?

Let's get down to business.

>>32692293
>Triad
Obviously paid off by Oba-san to give us busywork.
[x] Any other weirdos?

>>32692205
>>32692196
>>32692190

I actually did in large part. But I was still dubious based upon the wording of this thread. I'm oh so sorry to have asked a question about something unclear to me.

>>32692212

^_^

>>32692293
>[X] Any other weirdos?
First. Then,
>[X] Who do you think is the biggest threat?

>>32692346
>^_^
uh oh

>>32692293
>[x] What about Hojo security?
>[x] What time is our meeting tomorrow?
>[x] Who do you think is the bigger threat?
>[x] Any other weirdos?

We require information

>>32692293
>[x] What about Hojo security?

>>32692293
>[x] What about Hojo security?
What kind of help can we expect from the family?

oh boy
it's the iori mission all over again

>>32692393
>Comparing glorious Kiki to Iori
>Comparing Ryukusa to Chiaki in any way at all
It's not really.

>>32692404
inb4 insane dreambitch wakes us up by blowing out brains out with a gold deagle

>>32692272

Am I the only one to find Yui kinda hot?

>>32692430
Flat is justice.

>>32692430
Nope.

>>32692430
Of course you're not, anon.

>>32692293
>[] What about Hojo security?
>[] What time is our meeting tomorrow?

>>32692430
Definitely not, tomboys are best.

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[XXX] Who do you think is the bigger threat?
[XXX] Any other weirdos?
[] It can't be this simple.
[X] What about Hojo security?
[X] What time is our meeting tomorrow?

“You'll be Kumatori-san's main security, aside and separate from the official Hojo security – shinobi.” The term for a black operative whose sole purpose is to die for the life of their guarded person. “Meeting is already set up, and you'll have a car pick you up and take you there – one of ours, aniki, so it's safe.”

“As far as the biggest threat, I don't know, aniki. But....Well, there is one other group.” Akari takes a deep breath, and lets it out in a rush. “There's an on-line fan-club for Kumatori Kiki that says that they will pay for naughty pictures of Kiki-san.”

Yui snorts. “There's always groups like that,” she claims as she eating her fifth bowl of ramen. Yes, while she is eating it. You have no idea how that works.

“They're offering one million yen.” states your best friend, making you and Yui sputter and choke.

“ONE MILLION YEN?”

>>32692430
Of course not.

They're all hot and adorable at the same time

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>>32692542
She nods sagely.

“Holy shit, they'll come out of the woodwork for that!” Akari shakes her head. “What do you mean.”

“Someone on the internet claiming to be Anonimous says they'll get the pictures.”

“An...anonimous?” She nods. “You're kidding right?” You look at Yui who looks at you, dumbfounded. “She's joking right?” Yui shugs.

Akari explains, “They're claimed to be such great hackers and spies that no one can withstand them, so no one else is trying. They can hack into your van and blow it up you know.”

[] This changes nothing! We'll protect her, and ruin her....and then something something. You'll figure it out later.
[] You won't fuck this up, you'll take them all on. The only one ruining Kumatori Kiki is you!
[] Onis, immortals, yakuza, zaibatsu....fuck it, it's your job.
[] Fuck this job. I'm gonna take this sideways and do the totally unexpected.
[] Hunt them down and get them all before they get her.

>>32692542
>“ONE MILLION YEN?”
We can't, we really can't, our fortune told us doing this would be a bad idea

>>32692571
>[] Fuck this job. I'm gonna take this sideways and do the totally unexpected.
I always like this option. Really, no matter what's going on. Best option.

>>32692571
>[] You won't fuck this up, you'll take them all on. The only one ruining Kumatori Kiki is you!
She's ours and no one elses

>>32692571
>[X] You won't fuck this up, you'll take them all on. The only one ruining Kumatori Kiki is you!

Heh. Gonna make us some babies~

>>32692542
>“ONE MILLION YEN?”
That's like 10k dollars. So, a decent amount of money, but probably not that much to someone like us. I mean, supernatural half dragon bodyguards probably get paid a LOT more than that.

>>32692571
>[x] You won't fuck this up, you'll take them all on. The only one ruining Kumatori Kiki is you!
No-one else!

>>32692571
>[x] You won't fuck this up, you'll take them all on. The only one ruining Kumatori Kiki is you!
[x] Have Akari and Yui hunt them down and get them all before they get her. We'll handle anything that gets past them.

>>32692571
>[] This changes nothing! We'll protect her, and ruin her....and then something something. You'll figure it out later.
We'll manage.

>>32692571
>[] This changes nothing! We'll protect her, and ruin her....and then something something. You'll figure it out later.
>[] You won't fuck this up, you'll take them all on. The only one ruining Kumatori Kiki is you (and Akari if she wants to help)!
they go hand in hand, really

>>32692571
Combine these two:
[] You won't fuck this up, you'll take them all on. The only one ruining Kumatori Kiki is you!
[] Fuck this job. I'm gonna take this sideways and do the totally unexpected.

Why take the straightforward approach?

>>32692542
THAT'S actually not really that much. Unless it's per photo.
>>32692571
[x] Fuck this job. I'm gonna take this sideways and do the totally unexpected.
WE'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING MOON.

>>32692571
>[] This changes nothing! We'll protect her, and ruin her....and then something something. You'll figure it out later.

>>32692571
>[x] You won't fuck this up, you'll take them all on. The only one ruining Kumatori Kiki is you!

I know the idea of the dragonic dibs is mostly a western thing, but still. "Dibs".

>>32692571
>[X] This changes nothing! We'll protect her, and ruin her....and then something something. You'll figure it out later.
>[X] You won't fuck this up, you'll take them all on. The only one ruining Kumatori Kiki is you!

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>>32692883
[X] Right, fuck their shit ALL up!

This changes nothing – you're going to be the only one to ruin Kumatori Kiki, and not even the All Powerful Immortals from Some Weird Country can stop you! You'll protect her virtue, until you take her virtue, and then you'll win!

Or something.

But you need a plan. Not the plan that is to stay by her side, make her fertile, and let her idiot, weaksauce husbando get her pregnant. And you have to manage it without the Hojo Group or the Ryo Clan fucking things up for you. And you may just have just the idea....but that's nothing you need to let anyone else know yet. You're clever, you're dangerous, and no one fucking expects the Ryuu Ryukusa!

“Aniki, you're scaring Yui-san with your laughing like that.”

“Oh, sorry.”

Despite all the trouble, you and your best friend and the oni you rescued enjoy the rest of your meal without further incident. You commiserate with poor Yui; Akari got you with the bitter tea challenge too. You go over the notes yourself, and see nothing that was covered more effectively and basically by your right hand dragonette, who despite her elemental nature isn't exactly slow. After, you are setting up for bed and Yui is bathing, when Akari peeks into your room. “Aniki, do you want me to set up the guest room for Yui-san?”

[] Yes please.
[] What do you think?
[] No she can sleep in here.
[] Did you want her in your room?
[] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!

>>32692902
>[x] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!
Obviously

>>32692883
>All this stuff going through our head combined with scary laughter
Yesss.

> What do you think?

>>32692902
>[] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!

I can't stop myself.

>>32692902
[x] Yes please.
[x] After that, I need to talk to you about some stuff.

Stop forgetting the image you turd.

>>32692902
Start with:
[] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!
then add:
[] What do you think?

We can be both megalomaniac and polite. We might also be interested in seeing whether we can get an Oni pregnant, but hush...

>>32692902
>[x] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!
Fuck yeah!

>>32692902
>[] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!
Tomorrow will be stressful, soo..

>>32692902
>[] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!

Justification: This will probably be our last day for silly shenanigans.

>>32692902
>[x] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!
Justification: It'll be fucking adorable.

>>32692902
>[x] Did you want her in your room?

>>32692902
>[] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!
>>32692920
seconding going to talk with Akari in private after though

>>32693092
About what, specifically?

>>32693135
The whole Oba-san thing. And maybe the first kiss thing.

>>32693064
That's just the excuse

Don't lie to yourself, anon

>>32693153
Hmmm, it's probably a good idea, yeah.

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[] Yes please.
[X] What do you think?
[] No she can sleep in here.
[] Did you want her in your room?
[XX] Are you kidding, you're both sleeping in here with me, sleep-over party!

“What? Oh, no, you're both sleeping in here with me of course!”

“A...aniki....so bold!”

“Sleepover party!”

“....Oh....Oh! Oh! Hai, aniki!”

“What did you think I was going to say?”

“I don't know aniki, that's why I asked.”

Sadly, it's probably true.

“We can talk about things later. And stop calling me aniki!”

Yui comes out of the bath and is singing as she walks down the hall in her towel....and you see she has a cute little stub of a tail, no more than five or six inches long, lifting up the back of her towel, exposing her derrière. Yui glances at what you're looking at and giggles, covering her mouth. Akari smiles and slips off to prepare the bedroom.

Despite any lewd thoughts and suggestions, you don't act on any of them – it really is a big sleepover party. Yui, shy at first with you and Akari in the same room, soon is laughing and giggling and telling stories about her older brothers and sisters, while you regale her with tales of your not-nearly-so-heroic-as-mostly-horribly-gone-wrong-deeds, and Akari serves ice cream and strawberry milk, and says those silly, soft, deadpan things that make her so adorable. It is more fun than she's had in a long time, which is tragically obvious, and Akari has warmed up to her nicely too. The pillow fight is short lived – you may be fast, and deadly, but an oni and a stone dragon beat you into submission with pillows – they're both WAY stronger than you! But tickle-fights are your specialty, and they are both doomed, especially after you start using your tail!

>>32693222
Hnnnnngh

>>32693222
>tail tickles
NO HONOR
NO MERCY

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>>32693222
>tickling
>tail

>>32693222
>an oni and a stone dragon beat you into submission

I love removing context from some statements.

>they are both doomed, especially after you start using your tail!

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>>32693222
Sleep is the most important thing – the next morning you have your official meeting with Kumatori Hojo or Hojo Technical Group, the preeminent zaibatsu in the creation of stuff you never bother learning about. They're obviously in close cahoots with Clan Ryo, making them more likely to be criminals than simply a business, but then, that's what the world is like.

You sigh, staring at the ceiling as your best friend and your subordinate sleep on either side of you.

Kumatori Kiki. Beautiful, rich, graceful, admired, and powerful. Soon to be married, and your responsibility for....wait, it didn't say when the wedding was in the notes either. Hopping out of bed, you go to the living room and spread out the pictures, papers, documents, and everything else, studying them. Not just with your eyes or your mind, but with your Power, that strange, nameless ability that makes you more clever than simple intellect and more dangerous than any training.

The pattern is easy to discern as you study the pictures and the paragraphs without the filters of your more human mind. The glances at the camera, the way she looks down whenever her father's assistants are in the room, the way she avoid the touch of anyone around, the hand over her left elbow, the shying away of anyone on a mask for pollen or pollution or the flu.

Looking with your Water Eyes, you can see this is someone who has suffered a great deal of abuse at the hands of someone.

“Ryukusa-aniki?”

You look up at the doorway, and Akari is standing there, in a simple black tee-shirt, her mask turned away from her face as usual.

“May I ask what your relationship with Yui-san is?”

[] You may certainly ask that question!
[] Actually, there's something more important.
[] Well...she's cute, and sweet, but not like you, Akari.
[] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan. .
[] Well....I really like her. And I really like you. But I can't think about anything like that just now.

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>>32693267

They're ours, aren't they???

>>32693273
>[] You may certainly ask that question!

>>32693273
>[] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan. .
Now I want to know what's the deal with our charge..

>>32693273
>[] You may certainly ask that question!
>[] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan...

>>32693273
>[x] Well....I really like her. And I really like you. But I can't think about anything like that just now, I'm afraid. She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan, so I'm relying on you to play nice!

>>32693273
[x] You may certainly ask that question!
[x] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan. .

>>32693273
>[x] You may certainly ask that question!
>[x] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan. .
It's our job to save hurt girls, and apparently that include Kiki

>>32693273
>Looking with your Water Eyes, you can see this is someone who has suffered a great deal of abuse at the hands of someone.

Well. Luckily, when we decide to get vengeance for her, it will at least be in character.

>>32693273
[x] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan. .
What she needs more than anything right now is a friend. Ryuu can't be that friend, because she has to boss the stupid oni around, but Akari can certainly take that duty.
[x] Actually, there's something more important.
OBA-SAN STUFF. KIKI STUFF CAN WAIT.

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>>32693273

>[X] You may certainly ask that question!

>>32693273
>[x] You may certainly ask that question!
But seriously though
>[x] Actually, there's something more important.

>>32693273
>[x] You may certainly ask that question!
>[x] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan...
Feels a bit like a cop-out, but it's too early for this!

EVERYONE STOP!

Can we make Yui pregnant?
Can Akari make us pregnant? She's already rock hard

>>32693273
>[] You may certainly ask that question!
>[] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan. .
tell her the whole story about how we met, including how we almost killed her. and explain how, even though we do probably like her, we're really sad that we had to give our first kiss to her, even though it was to save her, because we really like Akari and have for a long time and we just learned some really important things about us and why Oba-san doesn't want us to be an us. then probably take a breath

>>32693273
>[] Well....I really like her. And I really like you. But I can't think about anything like that just now.

>>32693365
That's already been answered in the last thread.

>>32693273
>[] Well....I really like her. And I really like you. But I can't think about anything like that just now.
>[] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan. .

>Sigh

>And it seems she wasn't the only one...
>Talk to her about what you discovered

>>32693352
>What she needs more than anything right now is a friend. Ryuu can't be that friend, because she has to boss the stupid oni around, but Akari can certainly take that duty.
You can be both someone's boss and someone's friend. Happens all the time

>>32693365
Don't know about the first one. We only know we can get dragon-girls pregant.

Sadly, we can't get Akari pregnant, and she likely isn't strong enough to get us pregnant.

>>32693273

We might want to be honest and tell her the truth about the fact that she's been a pawn/fail-safe of the old hag all along.

>>32693416
she might be able to knock us up by dint of being stone to our water

>>32693273
>[] Well....I really like her. And I really like you.
can we just leave it at that?
>[] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan. .

>>32693436
Except we're literally god-tier levels of alphamale.

>>32693436
Nah, just makes her immune to our super fertility, sadly. Jinyuu-onee-sama said it wasn't likely that any half-dragon could get us pregnant.

>>32693471
i thought she said that no male could get us pregnant?

>>32693467
>alphadragon

fixed that for you

>>32693478
Hmm. Checking again now.

>>32693478
I'm pretty sure she said no one. If I remember right, our Lifeforce is too big.

>>32693499
Also, whoever archived this one kinda screwed up the tags. None of the first few actually link up with any of the other threads.

>>32693525
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/32550270/
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/32587931/
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/32610282/

Welcome to superior archive

>>32693550
If you know what you're looking for already sure. Sup/tg/ is my go to, since it has ratings and tags for searching.

>>32693467
It's called being an alpha bitch

>>32693499
Alright, her only statement on us getting pregnant is this:

> “I do not think there are even men who could carry enough Jing to get YOU pregnant, Aka-chan!”

>>32693584
>ratings
Most worthless part of the site. Any sort of IP dickery allows mass up- or down-votes. Quests get hit particularly hard because people have opinions.

>>32693606
Which implies women doing the deed is even less likely.

>>32693608
Eh, I don't see many people using IP spam to super boost a rating. And if the quest is shit, that's pretty easy to figure out reading it.

Either way, so long as you know the ratings aren't always accurate, they can still be a decent hint at whether or not a quest is enjoyable.

>>32693640
Some of the Princess Guard Quest threads have HUNDREDS of votes.

>>32693660
... that's rather retarded. I don't think there's much point in upvoting much beyond Gold, especially that high. That's just going to make it obvious that someone's samefagging the archive.

[X] You may certainly ask that question!
[XX] Actually, there's something more important.
[] Well...she's cute, and sweet, but not like you, Akari.
[XXX] She's been hurt a lot, Akari-chan. .
[X] Well....I really like her. And I really like you. But I can't think about anything like that just now.

[X] Reveal your identity as Ryukusa Ryuu, Protector of Smiles and Champion of Cute Spirit-Girls.

“You can certainly as me that question, niji.

She blushes quite vividly, but looks you in the eyes and asks softly, despite her embarrassment – evidenced by her tail lashing back and forth slowly – What is your relationship with Yui-san, aniki?”

You sigh softly and look at your best friend.

Well, this is a little awkward. Especially with your Water Eyes open. Akari is your best friend. She was once Oba-chan's loyal servant, her niece meant to keep you under control, to prevent you from doing anything rash, untoward, or from becoming a real problem. Her spy. And she did spy for Oba-chan. Yet, somewhere along the way, she started to see something else. The real you, not the you that Oba-chan says you were or might be. And the longer she was with you, the more she became your friend, rather than Oba-chan's servant. And more than friend. She believes in you, sees something no one else sees. She sees you as a bona fide hero.

You blink, the Water Eyes closing and you look at your best friend, the person whom has been closest to you all your life. She is serious, and concerned. In her own, quiet way she has loved you as a sister, and maybe more than that. The one person you have relied on your entire life, who has betrayed her family, her clan, and the most dangerous person in the entire clan to come with you and be your right hand dragonette.

>>32693709
>[X] Reveal your identity as Ryukusa Ryuu, Protector of Smiles and Champion of Cute Spirit-Girls.

And the world shall tremble. Not in fear, though.

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>>32693709
“Yui-san has been hurt, Akari. She was treated very badly by her family. They are all oni, and only a Great Dragon pitied her. So I stole her away, to be with me.” Akari looks down at the floor. “And I care about her. And I care about you too. I care about you both. But I cannot be who I want to be yet. I have duties. I have to be aniki for a while longer. So....I need my best friend to be her friend. Because I think you know what it is like to be hurt by your family, to be treated as outside the family.” Akari looks up startled. “She is someone I care about, because she is like someone I care about. And I want to protect her, like I want to protect the someone I care about.”

Akari looks into your eyes and you look into hers, and say the word you dread the most.

“I know about Oba-chan, and why you are with me.”

Akari walks over and sits at the table next to you, kneeling on the mat next to yours, her carnelian eyes downcast. “Oba-chan thinks you are very dangerous. She thinks you will destroy us all. She thinks you'll ruin any dragon-child you come near.” Your best fried, maybe the only friend you have ever really had, lowers her head. “I am sorry I betrayed you, aniki. I'll go home now.”

[] hug.
[] cuddle.
[] headpats.
[] hold hands.
[] tell her it will be all right.

>>32693739
>[] hug.
>[] cuddle.
>[] tell her it will be all right.

THE THREE OF THEM!

>>32693739
[] hug.
[] cuddle.
[] tell her it will be all right.

And don't let her go.

>>32693739
[x] laugh
[x] hug
She's not going anywhere, because Oba-san is the one who betrayed us. Both of us.

>>32693739
>[x] hug.
>[x] cuddle.
>[x] headpats.
>[x] hold hands.
>[x] tell her it will be all right.
ALL

DO IT ALL
FUCK

>>32693739
>[x] cuddle.
No she's not, she's staying right here

>>32693739
>[x] hug.
>[x] cuddle.
>[x] hold hands.
>[x] tell her it will be all right.
[x] You're still my Akari-chan, and I won't let you get away.

>>32693739
>[X] cuddle.
>[X] tell her it will be all right.

No, she won't.

Oba-san is totally right about the ruining part though

>>32693739
>Kiss
We gave it to the Oni, only fair our best friend gets some as well.

>>32693739
>“Oba-chan thinks you are very dangerous. She thinks you will destroy us all. She thinks you'll ruin any dragon-child you come near.
She's not entirely wrong

>>32693739
>[] hug.
>[] cuddle.

>>32693739
>[x] cuddle.
>[x] headpats.
>[x] That's not who you are though, Akari. Is it? You didn't betray me, you simply accepted an unwise order before really knowing me.

>>32693739
>[X] hug.
>[X] cuddle.
>[X] headpats.
>[X] hold hands.
>[X] tell her it will be all right.
All of the comforting techniques.
Also tail hugs or something.

>>32693803

That's the next scene, man. Catharsis first, kiss and confirm love just after.

>>32693812
Really, its just Oba-chan's interpretation of 'destroy', 'dangerous', and 'ruin' that are off. Those words are pretty accurate.

>>32693739
>[] hug.
>[] cuddle.
>[] headpats.
>[] hold hands.
>[] tell her it will be all right.
all of them
and then kiss her ear and whisper
"what if I don't want my cute little Akari-niji to leave?"

>>32693853

Replace destroy by "cuddle", dangerous by "cute" and "ruin" "make our own", and yeah, pretty accurate!

Still failing to see where the problem is. She's just a jealous old fart! Alternatively, she's setting us up to succeed because making her clan dominant whas the plan all along. Sneaky old bitch!

>>32693932
You can leave ruin as it is, frankly.

There isn't going to be a cute dragongirl or oni left capable of walking

>>32693989
"Apparently in a previous life I was an evil dragon that killed a lot of people and ravaged the countryside. I just want to get everything pregnant"

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[X] Yes, she is your niji-chan.

Her eyes are closed, and though she cannot cry – tears are beyond her, maybe because she is a Stone dragonette, maybe because she doesn't want to cry in front of her boss, maybe just because she's so stoic – she looks like she would be crying, even shaking a little, her mouth in a soft grimace.

So she isn't watching when you stand up silently, move over to her and take her into your arms. “You can't leave me, Akari. I need my best friend, the person I care about, to protect my places and take care of me and my people. I wouldn't be a good aniki without my niji to take care of me.” She freezes in your arms, rock solid and immovable....and then she is soft, warm, and crying soundlessly, without tears. You hold your Akari close, and stroke her hair, let her cry as her tail wraps around yours. “I will protect you, and Yui, and Kiki. I will protect you all.”
“H...hai, Ryukusa-dono.”

Her princess.

“Shouldn't that be Ryukusa-oh?”

She shakes her head. “No aniki. You are my Most Precious Thing, like the gaijin say. So you must be a princess.”

Huh. “Well, if it's Akari-chan, it can't be helped.” She smiles and rubs her tearless eyes and smiles.

“Hai, aniki.”

>>32694019
"It's literally the opposite of before, I want to add people to the world not take them away"

>>32693894
>>32693849
>>32693773
yes

>>32694034
Yep.
I just died.

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>>32694034
I can't
It's too much

>>32693932
>She's just a jealous old fart!

What if she was like us in the past? She got a very big family

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>>32694034
You look at her seriously then lift her chin and kiss her softly on the lips. Her eyes go wide with shock, and then she relaxes, utterly at your mercy. You let the kiss linger for just a moment, then lean back, the beatific expression on her face both adorable, and precious, and yet so very fragile.

“Go back to bed, Akari.”

You watch her return to your room, and close the door quietly. You stare after her for a moment, then lay down, your head boiling at the thought of people treating these lovely, gentle, sweet girls – dangerous, yes, but they're girls – so cruelly. It's part of the life, part of your nature as half-breeds to be treated so, perhaps....but no one dared treat you like that. In fact, it was somewhat weird, how they isolated you from the other dragonettes, so that most of your life was spent around oni-children, adults of varying sorts, and, well, Akari. You really haven't had any other friends, and even Celestial High School, where many half-breeds go, you were somewhat isolated.

Too tomboyish, to hyperactive, and somewhat feared, it seems.

But tomorrow you have to decide on a real problem.

What the hell are you gonna wear?

>>32694034
>she was going to give us her most precious treasure
>then we became it
oh god my heart

>>32694066
Oh boy, it's the motherfucking wardrobe choice. Things could get ugly!

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>>32694034

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>>32694034

>>32694034
My heart has left the building.

>>32694066
>What the hell are you gonna wear?
Time for the best choice ever
Mothafucking clothes picking time

>>32694066
DAYCHANGE.

You're up and bathed, Akari has made a massive breakfast, and Yui is sitting and praying at an altar to Kuraokami, the Dragon God of Rain, who was the one person in her family who took pity on her. Your best friend has been quiet this morning, other than greeting you and Yui as though nothing happened at all last night. Akari's omnipresent oni mask is set askew on her head, and she has set out on extra plate – red bean jelly.

….you didn't think that counted as sex.

[] Niji-chan no baka!
[] Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!
[] Hey, you haven't lost it yet, stupid dragonette!
[] Share it with them!
[] Say nothing, say nothing, say nothing, just don't acknowledge it, ignore it, let it slide.

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>>32694066

>>32694095
I'm not sure many people will be alive to actually decide on something.

>>32694066
Something cute, but it also needs to be cool looking.

>>32694104
>Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!

>>32694104
[] Share it with them!

Methinks the lady doth want us to prove our seriousness.

>>32694104
>[x] Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!

>>32694104
>[x] Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!
Tease, tease!

>>32694066
BADASS PANTSUIT
SHIRT, VEST, PANTS, WHEELIES
Akari can carry our jacket.
>>32694104
[x] Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!

>>32694104
>[] Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!

>>32694104
>[] Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!

>>32694066
western men-in-black like suit. With a vest just too tiny so it's very form-fitting

>>32694104
>[] Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!
Also, someone want to give me the quick rundown on what's going on here? I gathered this is something to do with sex traditions, but I don't know specifically.

>>32694104
>[] Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!
whisper to her
Hey, you haven't lost it yet, my silly dragonette!

>>32694150
Oh, and a tie. And shades.
No hat though, hats for girls.
Get a hat for Yui, though. Bowler, maybe?

>>32694104
>[X] Niji-chan no baka!
>[X] Ask her if she got lucky while you were out seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama!

Flustered dragongirls are olev

>>32694104
>[x] Say nothing, say nothing, say nothing, just don't acknowledge it, ignore it, let it slide.
Onee-sama said kissing wasn't enough to get a girl pregnant!

WAIT!

Remember our fortune about being in an unfamiliar land? Let's not offense them.

>>32694066
Changing my vote from >>32694159 to >"Whatever we know will be appreciated by the zaibatsu for a bodyguard"

Well it's 5AM and I'm basically dead.
Remember guys, protect smiles.

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You blink a few times and look at the red bean paste jelly, the traditional celebratory dish after marriage. Yui sees it and blinks and her green eyes widen as she looks at you, and you give her a wink. Her confusion is evident, but when you look at Akari and ask, “So, did Akari-chan get lucky while I was seeing Jinyuu-onee-sama yesterday?” she stifles her laughter.

Akari doesn't even shake her head. “No, aniki.”

You resist the urge to deliver a face-palm, realizing you should know better than to try something like that on the straightest-straight-man – er, girl – that ever straighted for a comedian. Except she's kind of gay, but that's not important now! Yui is laughing into her hands even harder, now though. “Well, that's all right I suppose.” You sweep your hand at it, and slice it into three perfect pieces with the mere flick of your sapphire fingernails. “Too bad, we're all sharing. We all have things to celebrate.”

“Hai, aniki.” “Hai, Ryukusa-sama!”

You eat your meal and thank Akari-niji-chan for the meal and for the breakfast, and then turn and walk to the walk in closet in your room, and study the clothing you have. The room is eight sided, and the shoes, boots, tabi, footwear, yukata, kimonos, suits, blouses, skirts, pants, and all that you've collected are here. You're meeting Kumatori Hojo, Taisho Ryoga his assistant and second, and Kumatori Kiki today, personally. So, now you need to decide....

[] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!
[] Disarming Beauty! Kimono and Hair Done Up!
[] Unexpected Clash! Harajuku Gothic Boi-style!
[] Simply Meganekko! Schoolgirl Outfit and Glasses!
[] Heartbreaking Tomboy! Boy's School Uniform and Ponytail!

>>32694263
>[] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!
Professionalism please

>>32694263
>[] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!
First time on the job, so let's look professional. That way they'll trust us alone with Kiki.

>>32694263
[x] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!
Maximum professional. Don't want them to catch on that we've caught on.

>>32694263
>[] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!
Yes

>>32694263
>[x] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!

>>32694263
>[x] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!
Keep it acceptable. For now at least.

>>32694263
[] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!


We're professionals, baby! Assassin's chic, ahoy!

>>32694263
>[] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!

>>32694284
>>32694287
>>32694289
>>32694291
>>32694293
>>32694301
>>32694302
7/7 classy in under one minute
I think we're on the same page here.

>>32694263
>[] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!
>[] Disarming Beauty! Kimono and Hair Done Up!

I'm hesitating between those two.

Why not:

>Total Class Beauty! Pantsuit and Hair Done Up!

holy fuck did /tg/ just hivemind on a cosmetic choice?

>>32694324
Good old /tg/ hivemind syncing up.

>>32694342
The power of fortunes, anon.
Smile-protection is serious business and cannot be compromised, not even for wardrobe fun

>>32694342
WE STYLE NOW

>>32694263
>[x] Disarming Beauty! Kimono and Hair Done Up!

>>32694342
Circumstance Bonus. Need to impress one of the women who will bear our children.

>>32694378
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING

>unanimous vote for pantsuit
Must be because it has 'pantsu' in it or something.

>>32694394

No, because it's a man's garment, and we're out tomboying the worst tomboy to have ever lived in our sleep.

>>32694394
But anon, we're always trying to get into girls' pants.

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[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] Total Classy! Pantsuit and Your Wakizashi!

There's only one thing for this.

And you whip it into shape like no outfit has ever been whipped before. Perfectly ironed black slacks. A slender, ideal width black leather belt with a perfect silver buckle with a dragon motif, completely with sapphire eyes. A pristine black jacket over a perfectly designed blue satin dress shirt. The classiest black Mary-Janes ever, with slick black stockings. And sharp black gloves of the softest shiniest leather, perfect for shooting guns, driving, holding wakizashi, punching, and spanking naughty imoutos. You slip your wakizashi into the discretely designed hooks for it, and look in a mirror.

It needs something more.

You take two slender silver pins, and hold them out wide, and close your eyes. You tilt your head back and then yank it forward, your straight, upper-thigh length hair flying up. You pin and tie and knot it before it even begins to settle, and lift your head to look at the perfectly designed knot-work held together with shining silver pins.

Perfect.

Time to make waves.

>>32694545
Well, we do need to irrigate her forest

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>>32694545
The drive over is quiet, and safe, the human driver not knowing anything about the Real World. You finish a half a sudoku book, post on eight internet message boards, find out that it's One Million Yen being offered by the denizens of various web-sites, which means it's a small amount, yes, but offered by a collection of NEETS, HKN weirdos, and Ultra-Obsessed fans. Anonimous is going to be a problem, because likely they'll be nobodies desperate for the money, and more trouble is caused by no-name-nobodies than any organized crime syndicate ever. You also do eight crossword puzzles, finish a mahjong game with the Penguin Angel, and type up a short story.

“Hey,. Are you taking the long way or something?”

“No, ma'am.”

“Are you sure?”

“It's been twelve minutes, ma'am.”

“....gomen.”

When you arrive at the Hojo Technical Group Main Office, you step out of the car and look up at the imposing building. It's a beautiful, glassy, stainless steel, arcane monolith of business, power, money, and danger. You walk into the main lobby, garnering more than a few stares, even though you know no human can see your horns and dragon eyes and sapphire nails – they just see a tall, elegant Japanese teen with her fingernails painted blue dressed in the most stylish manner than anyone in this building will ever see.

Three men in black suits step up, and look down at you, though the two in back share a glance. “Ryuu Ryukusa?”

“Hai.” You bow slightly, but don't take your eyes off the security guards – they have ear pieces and their suits are way to perfect.

“Please come with us.”

[] Play along....for now.
[] Nope, have a meeting with Kumatori-sama.
[] Please don't make me prove myself.
[] ….really? You want to do this now?
[] Of course, you're just security, no reason not to trust you implicitly even though I'm replacing you all.

>>32694108
Anybody else just instantly start tilting their head in time with this?

>>32694545
>spanking naughty imoutos
We're the best at this, aren't we?

>>32694564
>“It's been twelve minutes, ma'am.”
Haha, wow.
>[x] Nope, have a meeting with Kumatori-sama.

>>32694564
>[x] Nope, have a meeting with Kumatori-sama.
>[x] Please don't make me prove myself.

>>32694564
[] Nope, have a meeting with Kumatori-sama.

Bitch, who's in charge here? Us, or us?

>>32694564
>[x] Play along....for now.
Remember our fortune!

>>32694564
>[] Play along....for now.

Professionalism ho!

>>32694564
>[x] Play along....for now.
As long as we don't go off schedule.

>>32694564
>[] Play along....for now.
Let them think they have us.

>>32694564
>Play along....for now.

>>32694589
>>32694603
>>32694612
>>32694626

Guys: "Because much of this environment is foreign to you, you must exercise only the best judgment.
You don't know the custom here, and it's too easy to cross a line you don't know is there.
Because you are the foreigner in this setting, you have no history to acquit you.
Watch, listen, study, contemplate, then step lightly but decisively on. "

"The traveler causes a fire that burns down the inn.
He loses the trust of his servant and traveling companions."

>>32694564
>[x] Play along....for now.

>>32694564
>[] Play along....for now.
gotta be smart about this

>>32694564
>[] Play along....for now.
Fine.

Also, remember we're the nice one here. Making a scene so soon won't help us protect the ojou's smile

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Being polite is the essence of good business, and your big sister isn't a seer to be trifled with, so....

“Of course.”

You follow the trio of men to an elevator, and unsurprisingly two step inside before you, and the other follows you in after bowing to you. They're all humans, and they are professionals, but they can't possibly cope with you even using a third of your power. Still, guns, tasers, and stun-guns can make a difference. But they don't try anything out of the ordinary. One has to use a key to take you to the fourth floor from the top – floor 44, totally inauspicious, the number of death (but also related to water and dangerous, which is you ~all over~.

As the elevator opens, you are lead into a simple, plain white hallway with many doors on either side, and a pair of steel doors at the end. It is towards these you are lead, and you can feel the cameras in their little black domes watching, and hear the electricity in the computers behind every door. Security floor, number 44. How interesting.

The doors open, and you are lead into a room with a dozen men in suits similar to those behind you, most wearing sunglasses, and all armed with batons, asps, katanas, and other weapons. No guns though.

The one who was leading you turns and looks at you. “Your services will no longer be required by the Hojo Technical Group. Their personal security is among the best in the world. Your Clan will be paid appropriately of course, for your time and the effort you've gone through on Kumatori-ojou's behalf.” He bows politely, though stiffly, and looks at you though his glasses.

[] Sorry you wasted your time, you took your job from a Higher Authority.
[] You'll have to be dismissed by Kumatori-sama himself, not an underling.
[] I hope you're filming this, you're going to want to watch it in slow-motion later.
[] Nope. Humans are not your prey of chose. Turn around and leave.
[] NOT ONE WORD, ALL GO DOWN!

>>32694834
>[] You'll have to be dismissed by Kumatori-sama himself, not an underling.
>[] I hope you're filming this, you're going to want to watch it in slow-motion later.

>>32694834
>[] I hope you're filming this, you're going to want to watch it in slow-motion later.

This is obviously the competency test.

>>32694834
[] I hope you're filming this, you're going to want to watch it in slow-motion later.

And add "Baka", just to hammer it home.

>>32694834
>[x] You'll have to be dismissed by Kumatori-sama himself, not an underling.
Are these fuckers seriously trying to pull this?

>>32694834
>[] You'll have to be dismissed by Kumatori-sama himself, not an underling. Baka.

>>32694834
>[] You'll have to be dismissed by Kumatori-sama himself, not an underling.
>[] I hope you're filming this, you're going to want to watch it in slow-motion later.

This is going to be fun.

>>32694834
>[x] Sorry you wasted your time, you took your job from a Higher Authority.
>[x] You would appreciate it greatly if no-one is foolish enough to waste more of your time, as the client is waiting.

>>32694834
>[x] You'll have to be dismissed by Kumatori-sama himself, not an underling.
And when they don't go for this
>[x] I hope you're filming this, you're going to want to watch it in slow-motion later.

>>32694834
>[] You'll have to be dismissed by Kumatori-sama himself, not an underling.
Tense up and get ready to fight, but don't initiate anything. travelers burning down inns and all that

>>32694834
>[] I hope you're filming this, you're going to want to watch it in slow-motion later.
It's happening. Don't burn down the inn, tho.

>>32694834
>[] I hope you're filming this, you're going to want to watch it in slow-motion later.

>>32694893
starting the fight would be 'burning the inn.' metaphors son

>>32694890
You're usualy welcome in a inn, though.

>>32694834
>[] Sorry you wasted your time, you took your job from a Higher Authority.
>[] You'll have to be dismissed by Kumatori-sama himself, not an underling.


um, guys
The traveler causes a fire that burns down the inn.
He loses the trust of his servant and traveling companions.

probably shouldn't start a fight here

>>32694905

What fight? They're baseline humans, they're basically trying to stop the equivalent of a B-52 with their bare fists.

>>32694928
Don't think we're quite at that point yet. Plus, remember that a lot of prophecies were fulfilled by people trying too hard to avoid them.

>>32694928
They clearly brought us here to give us a beating if we refused their "offer."

>>32694933
it's not their response I'm worried about, its the losing the trust of our servant and traveling companions